哦，伟大非凡的拉普 Oh, great and mighty Rapu...
我们向你祈祷水和食物 we pray to you for water and sustenance.
我向你祈祷，不是为自己 而是为了我的女儿 I pray to you, not for me, but for my daughter.
我累了 I'm tired.
你受尽苦难 You have suffered.
来找我吧 Come to me.
你受尽苦难 You have suffered.
来找我吧 Come to me.
你受尽苦难 You have suffered.
啊，这是谁呀? What do we have here?
瞧瞧 Look at it.
它把我所有的水果都吃光了 It's gobbling up all my fruit.
拉普 Rapu.
光明的使者 Bringer of Light.
哦 我的众多称号之一 Oh, it's one of mine.
我是格尔 你最后的信徒 I am Gorr, the last of your disciples.
我们失去了一切，我的神 We have lost everything, my lord.
土地干旱 The land is dry.
生命凋零 All life is lost.
但我们对你的信仰从未动摇 现在我们等待着神迹 But our faith in you never wavered and now we await the promise...
等待着永恒的回应 of the eternal reward.
你是在庆祝永恒的回应吗? Is this why you celebrate?
他认为这是永恒的回应 He thinks there's an eternal reward.
不 不 抱歉 No. No, sorry.
永恒才不会理你呢 傻狗 There's no eternal reward for you, dog!
我们要庆祝的是刚刚捕杀的猎物 What we're celebrating is a fresh kill.
我们打败了黑死剑的持有者 We just vanquished the holder of the Necrosword...
之前 他想用那把诅咒之刃 -...before he could harm...
伤害其他的神灵 any other gods with that cursed blade.
他威胁说要结束我的整个帝国 He threatened to end my entire empire.
但是 我的神啊 But, my lord...
你的帝国不是早就结束了吗 your empire has already ended.
你现在已经没有信徒了 There's no one left to worship you.
别担心，会有更多的信徒来取代你的 There'll be more followers to replace you.
总会有的 There always are.
我们受苦受难 We have suffered...
我们忍饥挨饿 and we have starved.
我的女儿死在了 My daughter died...
-你的庇佑中 -没错 这你应该的 -in your name. -And well you should.
为你的神受苦受难是你唯一的使命 Suffering for your gods is your only purpose.
你死后什么都没有 There's nothing for you after death.
除了死亡！ Except death.
你不是神 You are no god.
我不再信奉你 I renounce you.
现在，你毫无意义的生活 终于有了个目标 Now your meaningless life finally does have a purpose.
那就是 为我牺牲 To sacrifice yourself to me.
如果 这就是你寻求的报复 If it's revenge you seek...
...杀死所有的神 ...kill all the gods.
走向永恒 Go to Eternity.
如果这就是你寻求的报复 If it's revenge you seek...
召唤彩虹桥 summon the Bifrost.
走向永恒 Go to Eternity.
-杀死所有的神 -召唤彩虹桥 -Kill all the gods. -Summon the Bifrost.
走向永恒 Go to Eternity.
杀死所有的神 杀死所有的神 杀死所有的神 Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods.
这把剑选择了你 The sword chose you.
你现在被诅咒了 You are now cursed!
说真的 Funny.
这感觉不像是诅咒 It doesn't feel like a curse.
这感觉像是一个承诺 Feels like a promise.
所以 这是我的誓言 So, this is my vow.
所有的神都得死 All gods will die.
过来 过来，围成圈 Come, come, gather round.
来听听太空维京人的传说 And listen to the legend of the Space Viking.
又叫作雷霆之神 又叫作索尔奥丁森 AKA the God of Thunder. AKA Thor Odinson.
在勇士之路上成长 Raised in the way of the warrior...
索尔从小就被教导战争之道 Thor was taught to help win battles...
义无反顾 帮助弱者 行侠仗义 fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good.
他成长了 然后他又成长了 最后他长大了 He grew and he grew and he grew.
他感觉敏锐 笑容灿烂 He was sensitive, like a smile.
他天性慈爱，从不歧视 And his loving nature did not discriminate.
他曾经爱过一个有传奇经历的狂热粉丝 He once loved a swashbuckling Passionista.
还有一次，他爱上了一个狼女 Another time, he loved a Wolf Woman...
骑在一只母狼身上 on a Woman Wolf.
但索尔唯一的真爱是一个叫简·方达的地球女人 But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman named Jane Fonda.
等等 不对 是简·福斯特 Wait. No. Jane Foster.
但遗憾的是 在这场爱情之战中，索尔失败了 But sadly, in the battle for love, Thor lost.
事实上，他在那些日子里失去了很多人 In fact, he lost a lot of people in those days.
他的妈妈 His mum.
他的爸爸 His dad.
和那个家伙 And that guy.
和那个谁谁谁 And whoever that is.
和海姆达尔 And Heimdall.
和他的兄弟 And his brother.
和他的兄弟 一次 And his brother, again.
又一次 And again.
可怜的索尔只能眼睁睁地看着他的星球爆炸 Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode.
然后他说，我到底做了什么? And then he said, "What have I done?"
似乎他所爱的，每一个人，每一件事，他都失去了 It seemed that everything and everyone he loved, he lost.
于是，他把自己的心隐藏在一大坨肥肉里面 And so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod...
这样他就不会再受到伤害了 so it could never be broken again.
虽然他不再爱了，但并不意味着他不再战斗了 But just because he was done loving, didn't mean he was done fighting.
他与银河护卫队合作 He teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy...
然后开始了经典的雷神冒险 and set off on some classic Thor adventures.
他恢复了状态 He got in shape.
在恶劣的环境里 Putting in the hard yards.
化悲愤为力量 而且绝对不会错过练腿日 Turning pains into gains, and never skipping leg day.
他从一个胖老爹变成了完美身材 He went from Dad Bod to God Bod.
但在他那神一般的身躯之下 仍然有一颗悲伤的心灵， But beneath his God Bod, there was still a Sad Bod...
想要逃出来 just trying to get out.
因为这些年来，索尔穿过的所有衣服 Because all of the bods that Thor had worn over the years...
都无法掩饰他内心的痛苦 couldn't hide the pain that he was feeling on the inside.
于是，他放弃了对爱情的追求 So he gave up his search for love...
并承认道：他只擅长一件事 accepting that he was only good for one thing...
那就是静静地沉思，等待有人说 Waiting in quiet contemplation for someone to say...
"索尔，我们需要你的帮助才能赢得这场战斗." "Thor, we need your help to win this battle."
索尔 Thor.
我们需要你的帮助才能赢得这场战斗 We need your help to win this battle.
快走吧 Let's go.
哦 好的 来吧 风暴破坏者 Okay. Come on, Stormbreaker.
该干活了 Back to work.
让我们快点 好吗 We must hurry, okay?
死人了 People are dying.
下面见 See you down there.
快点吧 Hurry up!
给我那个 你会弄坏的 Give me those. You're gonna break 'em.
我是格鲁特! I am Groot!
哦 全是你的口水 You got sap all over it.
-哈喽 大家好 -哎哟喂，瞧瞧是谁来了 -Hello, everybody. -Well, well, look who it is.
你们好吗，伙计们 How are we doing, guys?
糟透了 Terrible!
我们都快要死了 We're all about to die.
你说过这个星球会是一个轻松的假期 You said this planet would be a relaxing holiday.
我是说它会像一个轻松的假期 I said it was going to be, "Like a relaxing holiday."
瞧，我们有灿烂的天空，三个太阳正在落山 But look at that resplendent skyscape. Three suns of Saturn.
还有什么比这更让人感到轻松的呢? What could be more relaxing than that?
一个真正的假期 An actual holiday!
去死吧，杂种人渣！ Die Booskan scum!
雷霆之神 God of Thunder.
亚坎王 King Yakan.
你终于加入了我们的战斗 You have finally joined our fight.
嗯，正如他们所说，"迟到总比不来好" Well, as they say, "Better late than not at all."
是啊 真是太好了 Yes, it's very nice.
如你所知，我们过去住在和平的绿洲 As you know, we used to live in a peaceful oasis.
-但是有一天，我们的神被谋杀了 -被谋杀？ -But then our gods were murdered. -Murdered?
现在，我们的神殿无人看守 And now our sacred temple has been left unguarded...
然后哈博斯卡的部落控制了它的力量 and Habooska's hordes took control of its power.
他亵渎了我们最神圣的圣地 It is our most sacred shrine and he desecrates it.
不会太久的 Not for long.
亚坎王 告诉他们今天这里发生了什么 King Yakan, tell them what happened here today.
告诉他们，伟大的索尔 Tell of the time that Thor...
和他的一群乌合之众、乱七八糟的亡命之徒…… and his ragtag, motley crew of misfit desperados...
扭转了战局 turned the tide of the battle...
并将他们的名字铭刻在历史上 and etched their names in history.
我们的胜算可能不大 但我会免费告诉你 For the odds may be against us, but I'll tell you this for free...
又来了 Here it comes.
这一切到此结束，就是现在 This ends here and now!
他不会进入神庙里的，是吧 不 He's not going to go into the temple, is he? No.
干得好, 各位 Well done, everybody.
这是我们共同的功劳，因为我们是一个团队 We can collectively take credit for that because we worked as a team.
我们用真心和智慧打败了敌人 We used our hearts and our minds to defeat the enemy...
而且附带损坏很小 with minimal loss or damage.
多么经典的雷神冒险啊 What a classic Thor adventure!
万岁 Hurrah!
书不错 Good book?
是啊 Yeah.
我写的 I wrote it.
等等 你是简-福斯特博士 Wait. You're Dr. Jane Foster?
我是 I am.
你觉得爱因斯坦-罗森桥怎么样? How's the Einstein-Rosen Bridge?
太难了 It's tough.
- 是吗 - 真的很难 -Yeah. -Really tough.
那个…… 你需要一个3D模型 It's... You need a 3D model.
你看过《黑洞表面》吗? You ever see Event Horizon?
没有 No.
-《星际穿越》呢 - 没有 -Interstellar? -No.
那部电影把一切都解释得很清楚 That movie explains everything really clearly.
嗯 好吧 爱因斯坦-罗森桥可以…… All right. The Einstein-Rosen Bridge...
折叠空间 所以点A和点B folds space, so that point A and point B...
在空间和时间上是共存的 coexist in space and time.
就像这样 Like that.
你刚刚撕了你自己的书 You just ruined your own book.
是的，但是现在你了解虫洞了 Yeah, but now you understand wormholes.
记得看那两部电影哦 Watch those movies.
好的 Okay.
看到了辣奇多 不得不买了点 Saw the Hot Cheetos, had to get it.
那个 呃 情况怎样？ So, how's it going?
太棒了 It's going amazing.
除了我之外，你还告诉过别人吗？ Have you told anyone else besides me?
当人们确诊的时候，他们会表现得很奇怪 他们不同以往了 When people find out they start acting weird. They're just different.
我现在不需要这样的生活 I don't need that in my life right now.
不管怎样，没那么严重 Anyway, it's not that serious.
简，这是第四阶段 Jane, it's Stage Four.
大概有多少个阶段？ Out of, like, how many stages?
四个 Four.
这我们都知道 That we know about.
哦 你现在有想要去的地方吗？ Oh, you have somewhere else you gotta be right now...
比化疗更重要地方 that's more important than chemo?
没有 No.
你想回实验室，是吗 You're trying to get back to the lab, aren't you?
我有一些想法，我正在尝试 I have a few ideas I'm trying.
好吧，不行 暂停 Okay, no, time out.
我知道 你觉得实验室的工作 是你最重要的事情 I know you think your lab work is something you have to do...
否则你会辜负整个文明，但是… otherwise you're letting down all of civilization...
你得不到宇宙真正想告诉你的东西…… but you're not getting what the universe is actually trying to tell you...
让我来翻译一下 so let me translate.
慢慢来 Slow down.
你需要能量来战胜这个东西 You need your energy to fight this thing.
我会按我的方式来的，好吗? I'll fight it my way, okay?
好吧,仅供参考…… Well, FYI...
"我的方式并不等同于实验室里的方式 "my way" does not have to equal alone in a lab.
也许是时候打太空维京人的牌了 Maybe it's time to play the Space Viking card.
这不是牌 It's not a card.
是的 就是 Yes, it is.
-没有牌的 -有牌的 -There's no card. -There's a card.
高大，金发，而且非常英俊 It's tall, it's blond, and it's gorgeous.
那是一张帅气的底牌 It's a handsome card.
-简 你确定吗 -听着 达西 -Jane, are you sure? -Look, Darcy...
我会自己想出办法的… I will figure this out by myself.
结果还是一样的 Results are still coming back the same.
恐怕化疗已没什么效果 I'm afraid the chemo has very little effect.
我很抱歉，简 I'm so sorry, Jane.
如果有什么我能帮忙的 或者你想谈谈，给我打电话 If there's anything I can do, or if you just wanna talk, call me.
妙尔尼尔
给了他们
毅力和精神
非常健康
欢迎来到 新阿斯加德
王者的味道……你值得拥有 Smell like a king, because you're worthy.
"老帆船"牌 Old Spice.
看看这个地方 真漂亮 Look at this place. It's beautiful.
像故乡 Home.
是啊, 故乡, 父亲 Yes, home, Father.
我们是来接你回家的 We're here to take you home.
是的 回阿斯加德星 Yes. To planet Asgard.
阿斯加德不是一个星球，我的孩子们 Asgard is not a planet, my sons.
那是一个民族 是你们 It is people. It is you!
现在是时候 让我进入天堂了 And now, it is time for me to pass on to the spirit realm.
我将找到我的位置 I will take my place...
就在瓦尔哈拉 英灵殿中， in the great banqueting hall of Valhalla...
那里是众神安息的地方 the resting place of the gods.
哦，还有一件事 Oh, one more thing.
你们有一个姐姐 You have a sister.
所以现在我化作了神圣的星尘， And so now, I turn into godly stardust...
然后说再见 and say farewell.
哦 看啊 Oh, look.
你们看到没有 开始了 Do you see? It's happening.
我消失了 I'm disappearing.
不 No!
父亲 Father!
等等，哥哥 But wait! Brother!
我们身后出现了一个不祥的入口 An ominous portal hath appeared behind us.
变身 Transform!
我是海拉 死亡女神 I am Hela, Goddess of Death.
现在，我回到阿斯加德，作为王位的合法继承人提出我的要求 Now, I return to Asgard to stake my claim as the rightful heir to the throne...
没有人能阻止我 and no one will stop me!
加入我 否则死 Join me or die!
我们永远不会加入你，巫婆 妙尔尼尔 We will never join you, witch! Mjolnir!
不可能 Impossible!
我弄坏了你的锤子! I broke your hammer!
死期到了 Time to die!
彩虹桥 Bifrost!
你几乎可以感受到 You can almost feel the power...
这些壮丽的 无法撼动的 石头的力量 of these magnificent and immovable stones.
好了，我们回村子吧 Okay. Let's head back to the village...
在那里我们可以喝一些真正的阿斯加德蜂蜜酒 where we can drink some real Asgardian mead.
来吧 Come on.
灾难之神 God of Disaster...
我们感谢你 we thank you.
我们担心没有神的保护，我们将永远处于战争之中 We feared we would be at war forever without the protection of our gods...
但现在，和平又回来了 but now, peace shall reign.
为了回报你的服务，请收下这些礼物 In return for your service, please accept these gifts.
这是一种传统，我们世界的守护者 将会得到巨大的野兽作奖赏 As is tradition, the protectors of our world are bestowed with great beasts.
巨型山羊？ Giant goats!
哦，看看它们 它们太棒了 Look at those! They are wonderful.
寇格，看看那个 我觉得它们很漂亮 Korg, look at that. Those things are beautiful.
亚坎王 非常感谢你 King Yakan, thank you so much.
听着 呃 关于神庙 Listen, about the temple...
我不想谈神庙的事 I don't wanna talk about the temple.
我知道，但如果我们要谈谈的话 我认为重要的是 I know, but if we were to talk about it, I think it's important...
-这让我感到悲伤 -It's making me sad.
-和愤怒 -好吧，我不说了 -And mad. -Okay, I'll stop talking.
别忘了山羊哦 Don't forget the goats.
你接受了，现在必须带走 Which you accepted, and now must take with you.
不可退还 No backsies.
-啊，它们很漂亮 -是啊 它们很漂亮 -They are beautiful. -Yes, they are beautiful.
它们也经常尖叫 They also scream quite a lot.
它们会听话的 They'll be fine.
我是格鲁特 I am Groot.
我们得找到那个该死的遥控器，这样才能下载求救信号 We need to find the damn remote so we can download the distress signal!
那就重新捋一遍 你把遥控器放哪儿了? Retrace your steps. Where did you put the remote?
可能有只山羊把它吃了 One of your goats probably ate it!
山羊不吃遥控器 别傻了 Goats didn't eat the remote. Don't be ridiculous.
我才不翻那堆垃圾 Well, I ain't digging through their crap.
我爱它们! 它们应该永远和我们生活在一起! I love them! They should live with us forever!
找到遥控器了! Found the remote!
我要干掉它们 I'm putting them down.
-我也来 -它还能用吗？ -Me too. -Is it working or not?
不，它坏了 它还没有充电 No, it's not workin'. It's not charged.
-也许，你得先找到充电器 -快闪开 -Well, maybe you need to find a charger... -Get out of my way!
-寇格，你没事吧? -是的, 兄弟 还好 -Korg, you okay? -Yeah, bro. All good.
好吧 各位，放松点 山羊会听话的 All right. Everybody, just relax. The goats are gonna be fine.
如果没有，我们就吃掉它们的肉 If not, we can just use them for meat...
各位 ...ting people.
开会的时候 我们可以聊聊关于羊肉的话题 Meeting people. They're a great conversation starter.
我听说你可以用一种特殊的哨音召唤它们…… And I've been told you can summon them with a special whistle...
大概是这样的 that goes something like this...
不，不是这样 No, that's not it.
不，不是这样 你可以试试 No, that's not it. You have a go.
不，不是这样 No, that's not it.
-哦 嘿 伙计们 -克拉格林 -Oh, hey, guys. -Kraglin!
不，不是这样 No, that's not it.
-你一直都在这里吗？-是的，你说过要留在船上 -You been here this whole time? -Yeah, you said to stay with the ship.
这是格伦达 我们结婚了 This is Glenda. We're married.
我是格鲁特 I am Groot.
我们不是跟你说过不要谈恋爱吗? What did we tell you about jumpin' into new relationships?
我确实不该这样 That I shouldn't be doing that.
你不可能在我们登陆的每一个星球上都结一次婚 Yeah, you can't get married on every single planet we land on.
我是格鲁特 I am Groot.
终于 Finally!
好了，开始吧 求救信号 All right, here we go. Distress calls.
请帮助我们! 屠神者找到我们了 Please help us! The God Butcher has found us!
屠神者 God Butcher?
他把他们吊起来以示警告 He left them hanging as a warning.
看看这些被谋杀的神 Look at all of these gods, murdered.
我们最伟大的捍卫者，现在已经死去 Our greatest champions, now laid to waste.
太可怕了 The horror.
谁会做这种事 Who could have done something like this?
索尔，你在哪里 Thor, where are you?
等等，等等，等等 那是什么？倒，倒，倒回去 Wait, wait, wait. What was that? Go back.
播放这个 Play that one.
-索尔，你在哪里 -希芙 -Thor, where are you? -Sif?
我们需要你 We need you here.
我的朋友有危险 我们必须马上走 My friend is in danger. We must go at once.
发动飞船吧，朋友们 Start the ship, my friends.
我不知道 也许我们应该分头行动 I don't know, maybe we should split up.
我是说，有那么多人需要拯救 看看这些求救 So many people to save, I mean, look at all of these distress...
信号 calls.
索尔 Thor.
你还好吗 You gonna be okay?
我钦佩你们对彼此的承诺 这是很美好的事情 I admire your commitment to each other. It's a beautiful thing.
唉，这是我永远也得不到的东西 Alas, it's something I'll never have.
伙计，恕我直言 Buddy, if I may...
你说吧 You may.
经过几千年的生活,你好像都不知道自己是谁 After thousands of years of living, you don't seem to know who the hell you are.
我以前也曾迷失过 I've been lost before.
但后来我找到了目标，我找到了爱 But then I found meaning, I found love.
是的，我的爱被夺走了，天哪，这很伤我的心 And yeah, it got taken from me, and god, that hurts.
但这种糟糕的感觉总比空虚好 But that shitty feeling is better than feeling empty.
我希望有一天，你会找到…… My hope for you is that one day you will find something...
让你觉得如此糟糕的东西 to make you feel this shitty.
我以前爱过 结果没有成功 I have loved before. It didn't work out.
他们要么死于非命 要么把你甩了 They either die a grismal death or they dump you with a handwritten letter.
我不知道哪个更糟糕，但这就是我和大家保持距离的原因 I don't know which is worse, but it's why I keep everyone at arm's length.
你们太依恋我了，该死！我就知道会这样 You've grown too attached. Damn it, I knew this would happen.
你们得走了 我会找到希芙的 You must go. I'll find Sif.
你们去处理别的求救信号 银河系需要它的守护者 You answer the other calls. The galaxy needs its Guardians.
- 酷 是的 我们这就走 -嘘 我知道这很伤心 -Cool, yeah. We were just leaving... -Shhh, I know it hurts.
但这样更好 你要相信我 But it's better this way. You have to trust me.
为了减轻痛苦，你为什么不… To ease the pain, why don't you...
收下这艘船, 作为告别礼物 take this ship here as a parting farewell gift?
哦 你要把我的船 送给我? Oh, You're giving me my ship?
是的 船是你的 Yes, she's yours.
愿你们能创造像我一样多的美好回忆 May you make as many memories with her as I have.
她是个喜怒无常的老姑娘 She's a temperamental old lass.
但即使在困境中 她也能很好地为你服务 Will serve you well in a tight pickle.
-我要发动飞船了 - 谢谢你 -I'll start the ship. -Thank you.
再见 老朋友 Goodbye, old friend.
人类的握手 A human handshake...
阿斯加德的握手 to the Asgardian shake.
你不能信任的蛇 Into the snake that you cannot trust.
你真的很拖拉唉 You're really dragging this out.
最后，经典的阿斯加德高潮 And finish with the classic Asgardian high one.
走吧 Let's go.
照顾好我的船员 这对他们来说很难 Take care of my crew. This is gonna be hard for them.
快点啦 Hurry up!
不包括她 Not her.
记住我跟你说的话 Remember what I told you.
你曾经感到迷失吗? You ever feel lost...
只要看着你所爱的人的眼睛 just look into the eyes of the people that you love.
他们会确切地告诉你 你是谁 They'll tell you exactly who you are.
好了，再见 All right. Bye.
什么才是值得 让我们带给你美好的回忆 For what it's worth, let's cling to the good memories.
我们阿斯加德人常说说：愿你以奥丁乌鸦的速度旅行. We Asgardians say, "May you travel with the speed of Odin's ravens.
"我们将在瓦尔哈拉再见，我们将在那里喝蜂蜜酒，然后…… " "I'll see you in Valhalla where we shall drink mead and..."
-他们走了 -又孤独了，只有我和你 -They're gone. -Alone again. Just me and you.
风暴破坏者 Stormbreaker!
小心点 你这该死的臭斧头 Watch out, you frickin' crazy axe!
那我们现在该怎么办，兄弟？ So what do we do now, bro?
我们去找希芙 Let's go get Sif!
那是啥？ Who or what is that?
法利加，法利加人的神 Falligar, God of the Falligarians.
你所见过的最好的神 之一 One of the nicest gods you'll ever meet.
哦 不 Oh, no.
希芙 是我, 索尔 Sif, it's me, Thor.
奥丁之子 Odinson?
你失去了一只手臂 You're missing an arm.
让我带你回家 I'm gonna get you home.
不 把我留在这儿吧 No! Leave me here.
我要像勇士一样死去 I want to die a warrior's death.
在战场上，在战斗中 On the battlefield. In battle.
然后我就能在瓦尔哈拉永垂不朽 And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.
哦 我不想告诉你的 Oh, I hate to break it to you...
但作为一个战士 要想进瓦尔哈拉 你必须死在战斗中 but for a warrior to get into Valhalla, you have to die in the battle.
- 可你活下来了 - 哦 该死 -You survived. -Oh, shit.
也许，你的手臂已经在瓦尔哈拉了 Maybe your arm is in Valhalla.
这里到底怎么了 What happened here?
我一直在追捕一个疯子 I've been hunting a madman.
我跟着他来的，但是中了圈套 I followed him here, but it was a trap.
这个疯子是谁? Who is this madman?
屠神者来了 The God Butcher is coming.
他发誓要屠杀众神 He seeks the extinction of the gods.
阿斯加德是下一个 Asgard is next.
快看 是索尔 Look, it's Thor!
-索尔 -带希芙去医务室 -Thor! -Take Sif to the infirmary.
嘿! Hey!
你又惹上谁了? Who'd you piss off now?
这不是我的错 我以前从没见过这些东西 This is not my fault. I've never even seen these things...
不管它们是什么 whatever the hell they are.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
新来的是谁? Who's the new guy?
哦, 那个家伙…你会喜欢那个家伙的 Oh,That guy? You're gonna love that guy.
妙尔尼尔 妙尔尼尔 Mjolnir! Mjolnir!
是我 索尔 It's me, Thor.
你看到我的锤子了吗? Have you seen my hammer?
妙尔尼尔 宝贝儿 Mjolnir, here, boy.
妙尔尼尔 Mjolnir?
妙尔尼尔 Mjolnir.
你回来了 You're back!
妙尔尼尔 Mjolnir!
对不起 Excuse me.
哈罗 你拿的是我的锤子 Hello. That's my hammer you've got there.
还有 你山寨了我的造形 And that's my look.
嘿 Hey!
别胡闹了 Enough tomfoolery.
摘下面具，让我看看你是谁 Why don't you take off that mask and reveal yourself?
快点 Come on.
嘿 Hey.
简 Jane?
让我告诉你们索尔和简的传说 Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane.
他是雷霆之神 而她，是科学女人 He was a God of Thunder and she, a woman of science.
虽然他们来自不同的世界… And although they were from different worlds...
不知怎的，这没毛病 somehow, it just made sense.
他们一起踏上了爱的旅程 And together they embarked on a journey of love.
索尔教会了简 勇士之道 Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior...
而简教会了索尔人类之道 And Jane taught Thor the way of the people.
随着时间的流逝，他们的爱越来越深 And as time passed, their love grew deeper and deeper.
她太不可思议了，是吧 喵喵锤? She's incredible, isn't she, Mjolnir?
我要你向我保证 你会永远保护她 I need you to promise me you'll always protect her.
我也爱你，兄弟 I love you too, buddy.
如此深情的爱 总会产生奇妙的魔力 And love that deep has a way of becoming magical.
托尔放眼未来 Thor set his sights toward a future...
一切皆有可能 and all it might hold.
但他越想和简一起，他就越害怕失去原本的生活 But the more he pondered a life with Jane, the more he feared losing that life.
虽然简不想承认 And although Jane didn't want to admit it...
她也害怕失去 she was scared of loss as well.
因此，他们之间筑起了隔离之墙 And so, they built walls between them.
索尔忙着拯救人类 Thor got busy saving humanity.
海姆达尔 Heimdall!
然后简也忙起来了，一样的 And Jane got busy doing the same.
真的很忙 Real busy.
最终，他们之间的距离越来越大 直到渐行渐远，无法承受 And eventually, the space between them grew and grew until it became too wide to bear.
有些东西不得不放弃 Something had to give.
我得熬一整晚，才能看完这些数据，好吗? I have to stay up all night to go through this data. Okay?
我得熬夜把这些收拾干净 And I have to stay up all night and clean all of this up.
只有两个盘子而已 There's two plates!
然后有一天晚上，它真的发生了 And then, one night, it did give.
简写了一张便条 Jane wrote a note.
然后索尔读了那张纸条 And Thor read that note.
最后他们的传说突然变成了神话 And their legend suddenly became myth.
至少他们是这么想的 Or so they thought.
你还好吗 You okay?
是啊，有点热…… Yeah, it's a little hot in...
我突然觉得 Startin' to feel...
戴着头盔会让你有幽闭恐惧症 It's claustrophobic with the helmet.
怎么 How?
我们能晚点再谈吗? Can we talk about this later?
好的，当然了 Yeah, sure.
见到你真高兴 Great seeing you.
什么 What?
杀死所有的神 Kill all the gods.
嘿 那是黑死剑吗？ Hey. Is that the Necrosword?
真酷 我只在故事书里读到过 That's cool. I've only ever read about it in stories.
那么，你应该知道这会很痛苦 Then you know this is going to hurt.
痛苦 Pain.
痛苦是什么，难道不是弱者发明的东西吗 What is pain but a construct invented by the weak?
哦, 好吧! 非常锋利 Okay, that's very sharp!
真的吗 Ready?
别碰我的东西 Don't touch my things.
是啊，你最好快点逃跑，胆小鬼 Yeah, you better run, you coward.
孩子们! 他们抓走了孩子们 The children. They're taking the children!
是影子怪物, 真恶心 Shadow monsters. Disgusting.
我环球飞了两次，一无所获 Flew around the world twice. Nothing.
懦夫们一定逃跑了 我们会找到他们的 Cowards must have run away. We'll find them.
-真是重逢啊? -这还用说 -Quite a reunion, huh? -You're telling me.
最近怎么样？这三、四年？ What's it been? Like, three, four years?
八年零七个月零六天 Eight years, seven months, and six days.
我没有忘记 I haven't forgotten...
我最后一次去见你 但还是没找到你，因为你走了 the last time I saw you, or didn't see you, because you left.
说我走了有点过于简单化了 It's kind of an oversimplification to say that I left.
啊，不，你确实走了 真的 Ah，No, you left. You did.
你给我写了一封漂亮的手写信 You wrote me a beautiful handwritten letter.
我应该明白的，我当时就在那 I should know, I was there.
-其实你不在 所以才留了纸条 - 我在 -You weren't there, actually, hence the note. -I was.
如果你当时不在那里看到我离开，那么也许是你离开了 And if you weren't there to see me leave, then maybe it was you that left.
很合理 Fair point.
这并不重要 Not that it matters.
-就像 谁在跟踪谁，对吧? -不 是的 -Like, who's keeping track, right? -No, yeah.
我想我们都离开了，也都被抛弃了 I suppose we both left and both got left.
现在，你又离开了 Now you're leaving again.
米克 我需要所有目击者的详细描述 Miek, we need detailed accounts from all the witnesses.
达里尔，把所有失踪孩子的名字都给我 Darryl, get me all the names of the children who have been lost.
陛下，我女儿被抓走了 我不知道她在哪里 Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken, and I don't know where she is.
我们会找到她的 And she'll be found.
伙计们, 他们流血了! 带他们去医务室，马上! Guys, they're bleeding. Get them to the infirmary. Now!
达里尔 Darryl!
陛下 我们能开始表演这场大溃败吗？ Majesty, should we start working on a performance of this entire debacle?
人们需要娱乐 The people need entertainment.
尤其是现在，在危机时期 Particularly now, in times of crisis.
尤其是 Particularly.
我没有听到不 I did not hear a, "No."
我也没有 Nor did I.
阿斯加德之夜 Asgard. Night.
那就是前女友，是吗？ So, that's the ex-girlfriend, is it?
前任女友 The old ex-girlfriend.
朱迪·福斯特 Jodie Foster.
简-福斯特 Jane Foster.
离你而去的人 The one that got away.
离我而去的人 The one that got away.
意思是逃跑了 That means escaped.
见到你的前女友一定很难过吧 Must be hard for you to see your ex-girlfriend...
尤其是和你的前锤子在一起，而且还相处得很好 and your ex-hammer hangin' out, and getting on so well.
你在干什么，兄弟? What you up to, bro?
过来 Come on.
到爸爸这来 Come to daddy.
过来 喵喵锤 Come on. Mjolnir.
嘿，你在这儿啊 Hey! There you are.
嘿 Hey.
我正在呼叫你 I was just calling you.
-组建一支军队 -怎么组？我们一半的士兵都死了 -Start an army! -With what? Half our soldiers are dead!
我们一半的士兵总是死去 Half our soldiers are always dead!
- 各位 请回家去吧 -孩子们在哪 -Everyone, please go home. -Where are the children?
我保证，我们很快就会有消息了 I promise you we'll have news soon.
得有人告诉我们这到底发生了什么事 Someone needs to tell us what happened.
我们会找到他们的 We shall find them.
-我只是不明白 -你知道什么 -I just don't understand. -You know what?
这都是我们的错 This is all our fault.
停下 Stop it!
阿斯加德 Asgard!
朋友们，我们不能吵架 My friends, we must not quarrel.
在这样的时刻，我们需要团结起来，团结起来 In times like this, we need to unite, come together.
我看到了这里发生的事 I see what's happening here.
你们很担心 You're afraid.
很害怕 Scared.
很担心 Afraid.
很焦虑 Anxious.
如果我们想要找到孩子们，我们必须首先审视自己 If we are to find the children, we must first look within ourselves.
我很抱歉 米克 我正要来一个激动人心的演讲 可是你却制造吱吱吱的噪音 I'm sorry. Miek, it's very hard to give a rousing speech with the... noise.
-你在干什么? -她在做会议记录 -What are you doing? -She's taking minutes.
我们没有那么多时间 Precious minutes we don't have.
你们想要孩子们回来? You want the kids back?
我马上就回来 I'll be back in a minute.
把我说的它写下来 米克 You can write that down, Miek.
不 No!
风暴破坏者，你在干什么? 这是在嫉妒喵喵锤吗? Stormbreaker, what are you doing? Is this about Mjolnir?
大家出去 Everyone, out!
找不到他们 Didn't find them.
兄弟，你的斗篷着火了 Bae, your cape's on fire.
没事的，会长回来的 It's fine. It'll grow back.
我要给你开罚单 I'm invoicing you for this.
听着 Listen.
我们对这个家伙了解多少? What do we know about this guy?
-他能穿越阴影 -用它们创造怪物 -He travels through shadows. -And he creates monsters with them.
当然了, 畸形的怪物 Absolutely freaky monsters.
他还挥舞着黑死剑 我怎么知道的? He also wields the Necrosword. How do I know that?
因为他差点刺到我的脸 Because he almost speared me in the face with it.
黑死剑是什么？ What's a Necrosword?
这是一件古老的武器，从创世之初就在人们手中流传 It's an ancient weapon that's been passed through hands since the dawn of time.
它拥有杀死神的能力 It has the ability to slay gods...
但它会慢慢腐化并杀死主人，这意味着…… but it slowly corrupts and kills whoever wields it, which means...
-哦，所以它感染了他 - 它正在感染他 是的，就是这样 -So, it infected him. -It's infecting him. Yes. It must be.
所以基本上，我们面对的是一个被诅咒的影子僵尸绑匪 So basically, we're up against a cursed, shadow-zombie kidnapper.
太棒了! 那我们什么时候出发? Awesome. When do we leave?
索尔 Thor.
你能看见我吗? Can you see me?
浮头警报 Floating head alert.
是阿斯特里德 海姆达尔之子 It's Astrid. Heimdall's son.
阿斯特里德 你好吗 Astrid, are you okay?
我不再叫阿斯特里德了 I no longer go by the name Astrid.
我现在叫阿克索 I'm now known as Axl.
这是我在地球上听到的一个流行乐队歌手的名字 He's a singer from a popular band I heard on Earth.
-枪炮与玫瑰乐队 -阿斯特里德 -G N' R. -Astrid...
你父亲给你起了一个很难听的维京人的名字 your father gave you a very tough Viking name...
我打算尊重他的意愿 and I intend to honor his wishes.
-阿克索 -阿斯特里德 -Axl. -Astrid.
-我说了阿克索 - 阿斯特里德 -I said Axl. -Astrid.
-阿克索 -是阿索 现在 听他说 -Axl! -It's asshole. Now listen to him!
好了, 好了 阿克索 你在哪里 All right, fine, Axl. Where are you?
我不确定 我还不知道怎么使用我的魔法 I'm not sure. I don't know how to use my magic eyes yet.
你父亲教过我，我现在教你 Your father taught me and I'm gonna teach you.
我需要你集中注意力，伸出手来 I need you to focus and hold out your hand.
OK 好的 现在，集中注意力 Okay, good. Now focus.
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
索尔 Thor!
嘿! 怎么样, 孩子们? Hey, how's it going, kids?
"怎么样? " 看看我们现在的处境 "How's it going?" Look where we are.
我们在一个用尖刺做成的笼子里 We're in a cage made of spikes.
是的，没错 太糟糕了 Yes, right. Not good. Yeah.
你要来救我们吗 Are you gonna do something?
是的 是的 我会的 但不是现在 Yes. Yes, I am, but just not right now.
我现在只是个幻像 看 I'm the vision ghost. Look.
-瞧 -我们会发生什么事? -See? -What will happen to us?
谁知道呢？我的意思是，这是一个非常非常糟糕的情况 Who can tell? I mean, this is a very, very bad situation.
好消息是，你们是阿斯加德人 You know, the good news is you're Asgardians.
所以如果你们死了，你们会上瓦尔哈拉 So, if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla.
哦 我的天，走开 Oh, my God. Go away.
等等 等等 听着 Wait, wait. Listen.
好的 没事了，孩子们 别哭了 别哭了 没关系 Okay. It's all right, children. Don't cry. Don't cry. It's okay.
听着，我有个计划 好吗 我正在组建一个非常非常棒的团队 Listen, I've got a plan, okay? I'm putting together a really, really good team.
我们有 寇格叔叔 瓦尔基里国王 We've got Uncle Korg, King Valkyrie...
我的前女友 简 这是另一个故事了，我就不烦你们了 好吗 my ex-girlfriend, Jane, which is a whole other story I won't bore you with, okay?
但这是一个顶级的团队 But it is a top-notch team...
我们很快就能让你们回家了 and we're gonna have you home before you know it.
我知道你们在哪里了 I know where you are.
我会把你们救出去的 I'm gonna get you out of here.
我很害怕 我们都是 I'm scared. We all are.
索尔 索尔 救救我们 Thor! Thor! Save us.
把我救出去 保重，好吗? Get me out of here. You take care, okay?
小心点 我很快就会见到你的 好吧? Take care. I'll see you soon. All right?
阿克索，可以让我走了 Axl, get me out of here!
他们在暗影王国 They're in the Shadow Realm.
你怎么知道的? How do you know?
那里的大气有一种不同于其他地方的黑暗 The heavy atmosphere there has a darkness like no other.
就好像色彩害怕被涂抹 这是毋庸置疑的 It's as if color fears to tread. It's unmistakable.
好吧，如果我们需要色彩的话 Well then, if it's color we need...
那就带上彩虹吧 let's bring the rainbow.
"带上彩虹?" 这是一句流行语吗? "Bring the rainbow"? Is that a catchphrase or something?
她当雷神才一分钟 She's only been a Thor for a minute.
我是说，拯救生命，她很擅长 但除此以外，她需要工作 I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at. But the rest of it, she needs work.
-这年头有多少流行语 - 很多 -How many catchphrases have there been? -A lot.
是的, 太仓促了 Yep. Jumped the gun.
等等，他穿过阴影，他要去暗影王国 Hang on, he moves through shadows and he's going to the Shadow Realm...
好像 他在那里会变得最强大 it seems like that's where he's going to be the most powerful.
你说得对 我们不能就这么走进去 那可能是个陷阱 You're right. We can't just go marching in there. It could be a trap.
我们可能会危及孩子们的安全 We'd be endangering the children.
我们需要增援 我们必须组建一支军队 We need reinforcements. We must raise an army.
你的想法和我想的一样吗? Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
-我在想 -我们在想什么? -I'm thinking it. -What are we thinking?
-想什么? -我也这么想 -Thinking what? -I'm thinking it too.
全能之城 Omnipotence City.
什么是全能之城？ What's Omnipotence City?
它是宇宙中最强大的 神的家园 It's the home of the most powerful gods in the universe.
我们可以团结起来成为有史以来最伟大的团队 We could pull together the greatest team ever.
我们可以招募 拉 海格力斯 We could recruit Ra, Hercules...
都马陶允卡 Tūmatauenga.
奎兹特克 也许吧 还有宙斯，最古老最聪明的神 Quetzalcoatl, maybe. And Zeus, the oldest and wisest of them all.
你是说，宙斯？ Did you say Zeus?
是的，宙斯 Yeah, Zeus.
那个 宙斯 宙斯 宙斯 Like, the Zeus. Zeus-Zeus?
我不确定他是否还有第二个名字 I'm not sure if he has a second name.
你认为我的神会在那里吗，诺尼中的尼尼 ？ Do you think my god will be there, Ninny of the Nonny?
啊，谁知道呢 寇格 但如果他们在那 我们会邀请他们加入的 You never know, Korg. But if they are, we'll ask them to join our team.
风暴破坏者 Stormbreaker.
好啦 冷静，放松 All right. Calm down. Relax.
不 不 不 伙计 我们可不想搭乘风暴破坏者的破烂彩虹桥 No, no, no, mate, we are not traveling in Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost.
看看它的小爆脾气 Look what just happened.
我们总不能坐你的小飞马去吧? We can't exactly go in your tiny, little, flying portal horse, can we?
人多坐不下 We won't all fit.
你在说什么呢? 马儿没毛病 What are you talking about? Warsong's awesome.
风暴破坏者也没毛病 Stormbreaker's awesome too.
风暴破坏者只是需要一个指引 Stormbreaker just needs a conduit.
来应付太空旅行中的任何状况 Anything that can handle space travel.
我喜欢她谈论工作时的神态 I love it when she talks shop.
如果它有能力把我们带到那里 It has the power to get us there...
那它只需要一些东西来集中精力 所以这并不是那么地…困难吧 it just needs something to focus that energy so it's not so unpredictable.
你懂的 如果我们有一艘船，我们可以驾驭它， You know, if we had a ship we could harness it...
并使用风暴破坏者作为电源 and use Stormbreaker as a power source.
-哦，就像一个引擎 -像一个引擎 -Oh, like an engine. -Like an engine.
你需要一艘船 You need a ship?
我有船 I've got a ship.
把那些座位都拆了 Get rid of all those seats.
你们去把那些山羊绑在前面 And you guys, go tie those goats to the front.
我们15分钟后出发 We leave in 15 minutes.
只能携带必需品，各位 Essentials only, everyone.
这很重要 That's essential.
你这么快就移情别恋了，是吗 Well, you moved on quick, didn't you?
你真了不起 You're some piece of work.
只是在跟老朋友见面 Just catching up with an old friend.
我一直想当面道歉的 I've been meaning to apologize.
之前表现得有点奇怪 我最近一直不太对劲 Sorta acting a little weird before. I just haven't really been myself lately.
你知道的,有点… You know, kind of...
想弄清楚我是谁，只是觉得有点迷失 Trying to figure out who I am, and just felt a little bit lost.
然后突然间，我看到你打扮成我的样子 And then, all of a sudden, I see you dressed as me...
然后 这有点…… and it was kind of...
这对我来说也很重要 It's a lot for me, too.
你们是怎么在一起的? 这是怎么发生的? So, how did you guys get together? How did this happen?
我发誓，我听到喵喵锤在叫我 I swear I heard Mjolnir call to me.
啊 是吗？ Ah, did it?
所以我来这里调查 And so I came here to investigate...
然后 它的碎片开始发光、旋转，然后…… and its pieces started glowing and swirling, and then...
太疯狂了 Crazy.
...索尔 ...Thor.
嗯 好吧 你知道吗 你穿起来很好看 它也恢复正常了,所以… Well, you know what, it looks good on you, it works, so...
只是随便聊聊 Just checking.
待会见 See you later.
什么 What?
我们只是在聊天 We were just talking.
妈咪，不要离开我 Mommy, don't leave me.
不要害怕 Don't be afraid.
即使我不在了，亲爱的 Even when I'm gone, honey...
你也不会孤单的 You won't be alone.
充满爱的回忆 伊莲·福斯特
无论发生什么 And whatever happens...
永远都不要放弃 never stop fighting.
永远都不要放弃 Never stop fighting.
嘿 你还好吗 Hey. You all right?
很好 Great.
洗手盆可不这么说 The sink would say otherwise.
你认为我真的应该来吗？ You think I really should be coming?
我一点都没有好转 I'm not getting any better.
你是个雷神 当然了，你应该来的 You're a Thor. Of course, you should come.
再说了，你还能做什么 Besides, what else are you gonna do?
你现在是个维京人了 You're a Viking now.
这意味着你得死在战场上 Means you pretty much have to die in battle...
你需要极度痛苦 and it needs to be devastatingly painful.
否则，你无法进入瓦尔哈拉 Otherwise, you don't get into Valhalla.
这就是我的计划 That's my plan.
那你的国王事务怎么办？ What about, you know, kinging and stuff?
我喜欢当国王 我爱我的人民 I love being king. I love my people...
但除了没完没了的会议和邮件 but it's all meetings and raven-mail...
还是没完没了的邮件和会议 and meetings that could've been raven-mail.
我怀念战斗 I miss fighting.
我怀念我的姐妹们 I miss my sisters.
这就是为什么需要你来的原因 因为我需要你 Which is why you need to come, 'cause I need one.
好了，我们该走了 Okay, we should go.
准备好没 You packed?
你准备好了吗？ Are you packed?
是的 Yes!
手榴弹？ A hand grenade?
不，这是便携式音箱 No. It's a portable speaker.
出发吧 Let's go.
如果你不介意的话 洗手盆的事请保密 If you don't mind keeping the sink thing under wraps?
我明白的 I got you.
我的阿斯加德同胞们…… My fellow Asgardians...
祝我们好运吧 因为我们将以奥丁乌鸦的速度前进 Wish us well, for we shall travel with the speed of Odin's ravens.
我们会带孩子们回来的 We will return with children.
很多孩子 Many children.
然后我们将大吃大喝 And then we shall feast!
不带孩子 Not on the children.
我们不会再这么做了 We do not do that anymore.
那曾是一个黑暗的时代 可耻的时代 Those were dark times. Shameful times.
好了，我们该走了 Okay, we should go.
所以…你还在滑旱冰吗? So, you still rollerblading?
不 不 你呢 No. No. You?
哦，是的，每个周末都玩 Oh, yeah. Every weekend.
冰刀一滑 决不认输 是吧 寇格 Once you blade, you never fade. Right, Korg?
终生滑冰 Skate mates for life!
我能跟你说件事吗 Hey, can I run something by you?
所以我在想 So, I was thinking...
当我们找到坏人的时候 如果我有一句很酷的口号 when we get to the bad guy, what about if I had, like, a cool catchphrase?
比如 吃我一锤，砰！ Like, "Eat this hammer!"
或者 像 "看个锤子，砰! Or, like, "Check out my hammer, boom!"
之类的 怎样 呃 Like, what about...
不 啊 我正在研究呢 No... Ah, I'm work shopping it
不, 口号都很不错 我的口号是 嗯… No, they are all really good. Mine is...
"一切都结束了" "This ends here and now."
哦 这句不错 Oh, that's such a good one.
我花了很长时间来完善它 Took me a long time to perfect it.
你会成功的 你只需要多加练习 You'll get there. You just need to practice.
这是我打的第一个坏人 Just my first bad guy.
你永远不会忘记你的第一次 You never forget your first.
是啊 Yeah.
所以你有女朋友了? So, you got a girlfriend?
哦 不 不 太忙了 没 有时间 你知道的 Oh，No, no. Too busy, don't have time, you know?
就是工作和其他事情 Just the work and everything.
酷 让我来侦查一下这个地方 Cool. Gonna check this place out.
真酷 So cool.
是谁真酷？ Who's so cool?
这些建筑很酷 The buildings are cool.
-刚才发生了什么? -哪呢 -What's happening there? -Where?
感觉到了哦 Am I sensing feelings?
感觉到什么？和简？ Feelings? What, for Jane?
不，别傻了，那种感觉 No, don't be ridiculous. Feelings.
我们上次的感情 The last time we had feelings were...
已经过了很久了 很久 很久 我觉得你 long time ago. Long, long gone. I think you...
也许是你对她有了感情 Maybe you have feelings.
-伙计 放松点 我们是一队的 -我不知道 -Mate, relax. We're on the same team. -I don't know.
知道我们在哪个队，好吗 Know exactly what team we're on, okay?
简那一队 Team Jane.
索尔的特点是他总能振作起来 Thing about Thor is that he always bounces back.
就像海拉偷了他的锤子，他就去做了一把斧头 Like when Hela stole his hammer...
它是由一颗垂死恒星的核心锻造而成的 he went and built an axe which was forged in the heart of a dying star.
他砍灭霸脑袋用的就是这把斧头 And the same axe was used to cut off Thanos' head.
多神奇的故事啊 What a neat story!
哦 说了这么多砍头的故事… With all this talk about chopping off heads...
我也想试试 I wanna have a go.
这是什么? What's this?
这是小怪物 哈啰 小怪物 This is Octy. Hello, Octy.
你好吗 How are you?
你们知道小怪物喜欢什么吗? You know what Octy loves?
他的头被扯下来了 Having his head ripped off!
什么? 你们刚刚还喜欢呢 What? You liked it a second ago.
好吧 好吧 好吧 All right, all right, all right.
小怪物死了 Octy's gone.
拜托 Come on.
我害怕 I'm scared.
看看你 Look at you.
我曾经认识一个小女孩，和你一样 I knew a little girl just like you.
她很勇敢 她很聪明…… And she was brave, and she was smart...
而且很风趣 而且她喜欢画画 and funny and she liked to draw.
让我问你一个问题…… Let me ask you a question...
关于神的 about gods.
他们是用来保护你们的，对吧 They're meant to protect you, right?
那 他们在哪里? Well, where are they?
-索尔在路上了 -是的 -Thor is on his way. -Yeah!
没错 我就指望这个了 Yes. I'm counting on that.
这就是为什么你们会在这里 That's why you're here.
只有受邀者才能参加，所以我们得保持低调，融入人群 It's invitation only, so we're gonna have to keep a low profile and blend in.
幸运的是，伪装是我的专长 Luckily, disguises are my specialty.
古希腊哲学家 Greek philosopher?
我偷来了这些 Got us these.
那些是什么 What are those?
真正的伪装 Actual disguises.
这些是情感之神的斗篷 They're the cloaks of the emotion gods.
每种颜色都代表不同的情感 Every color signifies a different emotion.
情感之神在哪里? Where are the emotion gods?
别问了 Don't ask.
天呐 Holy shit.
欢迎来到金殿，孩子们 Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids.
这就是宇宙中最强大神明的所在 This is where the most powerful creator gods in the universe hang out.
那是魔法之神 梦之神 There's the god of magic, the god of dreams...
木匠之神 the god of carpentry.
看那个 Look at that one.
哦，是的 那是包，饺子之神 Oh, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings.
-嘿 包 -包 -Hey, Bao! -Bao.
看那边，伙计们! Look up there, guys!
那是克罗南之神，诺尼中的尼尼 That's the Kronan god, Ninny of the Nonny.
嘿 尼尼诺尼 Hey, Ninny Nonny!
宙斯 宙斯 宙斯 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
我是宙斯 I am Zeus!
他来了 There he is!
那个人，那个神话，那个传说 The man, the myth, the legend.
不知你们是否知道， I don't know if you know this...
但我做的很多事情都跟这个人有关 but I base a lot of what I do on this guy.
他是闪电之神，我是雷霆之神 He's the god of lightning, I'm the god of thunder.
-真是心有灵犀啊 -那真是太好了 -Huge source of inspiration. -That's really good.
你向他要军队的时候应该先说这句话 You should lead with that when you ask him for an army.
嗯 我们怎么上去呢? 是不是要 飞 How do we get up there? Do we just, like, fly?
不，我们不能在他出场的时候打断他 No, we can't interrupt him in the middle of an entrance.
他以华丽出场而闻名 He's famous for his entrances.
霹雳闪电 霹雳闪电 Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
宙斯 Zeus!
霹雳闪电 Thunderbolt!
注意秩序 Order.
注意秩序 Order!
安静 安静 Silence! Silence!
我在此宣布 I hereby open...
神圣的众神会议开始 this holy council of the god.
我们有很多很多严肃的问题…需要讨论 Where we have many, many serious matter to be talk about.
诸如 Such as...
我们今年的狂欢节在哪里举行? where are we going to hold this year's orgy?
这家伙是真的吗? Is this guy for real?
老实说，我不生气 Honestly, I'm not mad at it.
我肯定他说的有道理,对吧? Yeah, I'm sure he has a point, okay?
对不起 Sorry.
现在我们要宣布… So now we're going to announce the winner...
以神之名牺牲的 人类灵魂最多的赢家是 of the, "Most human souls sacrificed in the name of a god."
好的 也许，他不是那么伟大 Okay, maybe he's not that great.
哦 不 不好 Oh, no, not good.
不，我觉得没有比这更好的了 No, I don't think it's gonna get any better than this.
听着，这些神不会帮上忙的 Look, these gods aren't gonna help.
但那个霹雳闪电，我想可能有用 But that thunderbolt, I think that might be of use.
简，你去右边 索尔，你去左边 Jane, you go right. Thor, you go left.
我们冲过去，抢过闪电，叮咚 We bum-rush him, take the bolt, ding-dong.
-好吧，我们动手吧 - 不，不，不，等等 -All right, let's go get it! -No, no, no, wait!
先别叮咚或者冲过去 There's no ding-donging or bum-rushing.
尤其是不要冲向宙斯 Especially not Zeus' bum.
等时机成熟，我会跟他谈谈的 When the time is right, I'm gonna talk to him.
正是时候 The time is right now.
现在还不是时候 Time is not right now.
谁在说话? Who is talking?
- 这些家伙! - 寇格，闭嘴 -These guys. -Korg, shut up.
你们有什么想对大家说的吗? Do you have something to say to the group?
抱歉 Sorry.
我60秒后就要爆头了，快说 I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds, so speak fast.
毫不夸张地说，人头落地 Literally, heads will roll.
你们俩是谁呀? Who are you two?
哈啰 Hello.
让我第一个说 这是我的荣幸 Let me be the first to say it is an honor and a privilege to be...
不，我听不见 No, I can't hear you.
你为什么不上台呢? Why don't you take the stage?
下面的舞台 The stage down there?
嗯, 是的 你看到那个很像舞台的地方了吗? Well, yes. You see the area that looks very much like a stage?
明白 Got ya.
我来了 Coming through.
哦，对不起 Oops. Sorry.
祝你好运,兄弟! Good luck, bro.
伟大的宙斯 Mighty Zeus!
宇宙之神 Gods of the universe...
我来请求你的帮助，组建一支军队 I come here to ask for your help, to raise an army.
有个疯子，叫屠神者，他想要终结我们所有人 There's a maniac called the God Butcher who seeks to end us all.
他的毁灭无处不在 His destruction is everywhere.
各个行星、各个王国 Entire planets, realms...
已经没有神明保护了 have been left completely unprotected.
他留下的只有混乱 He's left nothing but chaos in his wake.
但我知道他在哪里 But I know where he is...
在你的帮助下 我们可以在他再次屠神之前击垮他 and with your help we can crush him before he kills anyone else.
那个家伙 That guy...
他杀了几个低级别的神 he killed a couple of low-level god.
噗 噗 Boo-hoo.
如果没有别的 If that's all...
帅哥… pretty boy...
你先回到座位上，保持安静 you go back to your seat and you be quiet.
是的，很抱歉 你没听到我刚才说的话吗? Yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not hear any of what I just said?
他的集体谋杀 He's murdering en masse.
我告诉你，就一次 I tell you one time...
现在，你打扮帅点 now, you shut up.
你安静点 You be quiet.
因为你就差这么一点 就不被邀请参加狂欢了 Because you are this close to being uninvited to the orgy.
宙斯! 我们必须做点什么 Zeus, we must do something.
你不能来狂欢了 You cannot come to the orgy!
-你得听我们的 -够了 -You have to listen to us! -That's it!
捆仙索 Shackle!
殿下 你准备好了就告诉我 Your Highness, whenever you're ready, you just tell me.
听我的信号 We go on my signal.
信号是什么? What is the signal?
那就是 "上" It'll be, "Go."
让我们看看你是谁 Let's see who you are.
我先卸下你的伪装 I take off your disguise.
我弹 And flick!
你弹得太用力了，该死！ You flicked too hard, damn it!
安息吧 洛基
我们应该帮他吗？ Should we help him?
我的意思 最后吧 I mean, eventually.
葡萄？ Grape?
看起来像个害羞的小胡瓜 Looks like a shy courgette.
那么 其他人呢? And what about the others?
我们也脱掉他们的伪装吧 We take off their disguise too.
哦，不，不要，不要弹我们 Oh, no. No. Don't flick us.
没关系 It's cool.
伪装消失了 Disguise gone!
不伪装了 酷? Disguise off. Cool?
阿斯加德人 Asgardians.
我以为奥丁死后我们就再也见不到你们了 I thought we'd seen the last of you when Odin died.
你 是索尔 You are Thor...
雷霆之神 the God of Thunder.
但 不闻雷声大 只见雨点小 But is not thunder just the sound of lightning?
说得好，爸爸 Good one, Dad.
宙斯 这个事情很重要 Zeus, this is bigger than us.
他抓走了阿斯加德的孩子们 He's taken Asgardian children.
你以为我们是谁? 众神警察吗？ Who do you think we are? The god police?
每一位神灵只为自己的子民负责 Every god watches over their own peoples.
不多也不少 Nothing more, nothing less.
阿斯加德的问题 Asgardian problems...
是阿斯加德人自己的问题 are Asgardian problems.
神明是怎样堕落的？ How the mighty have fallen.
我的英雄 宙斯 My hero, Zeus...
害怕了 afraid.
还有几件事 Couple of thing.
一 是的 我害怕了 One, yes, I am scared.
格尔拿到了黑死剑 Gorr has the Necrosword...
也就是说，他可能会杀了我们 which means he could kill us.
不好 二 Not good. Two...
我知道你想做正确的事 I know you're trying to do the right thing.
我理解 I understand.
但你所做的, 只会引起恐慌 But all you do is cause a panic.
恐慌是不好的 Panic is not good.
我们在这里很安全 We are safe here.
你 我的朋友 你在这里很安全 You, my friend. You are safe here.
所以 冷静点，小蛋糕 So, chill, baby cake.
喝点酒 吃点葡萄 Have some wine, have some grape.
这里什么都有 Anything goes here...
这里是全能之城 in Omnipotence City.
三，不要和宙斯顶嘴 Three, don't talk back to Zeus.
如果你没意见，我就把你的衣服穿上 I flicked too hard. I put your clothes back on.
现在，我把你的衣服穿上 Now I put your clothes back on!
我弹 我弹 Flick, flick.
现在 这个众神的黄金圣殿 For this is the Golden Temple of the god.
并不适合举办祼体节日 It's not a rudie-nudie festival.
如果你不打算帮我们，那至少让我们借用你的武器 If you're not gonna help us, then at least let us use your weapon.
我们需要你的闪电 We need your lightning bolt.
我的闪电叫霹雳闪电 My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt.
所以我认为，想要使用这样的秘密武器… So, I think to use somebody's secret weapon like this...
至少 在你提问的时候，你应该把名字说对 that you should at least get the name right when you ask.
我能借用一下霹雳闪电吗? Can I borrow Thunderbolt?
霹雳闪电 Thunderbolt!
不 No!
别担心 Do not worry.
屠神者 The God Butcher...
他不会到达永恒的 he will not reach Eternity.
永恒 Eternity?
到达永恒是什么意思? What does he mean, reach Eternity?
哦 糟了 Oh, shit.
永恒是宇宙中心一个非常强大的存在 Eternity is a very powerful being at the center of the universe.
它会满足第一个到达之人的愿望 It will grant the desire of the first person who reaches it.
就像许愿井吗? So, it's like a wishing well?
你觉得一个叫屠神者的人会许什么愿? What do you think a guy called the God Butcher would wish for?
如果他在寻找永恒的圣坛，那就意味着他可以立刻消灭我们 If he seeks the Altar of Eternity, that means he could wipe us out at once.
宙斯，我们必须马上行动 Zeus, we must act now.
他做不到的 He's not going to make it.
他没有钥匙 He doesn't have the key.
这就是众神的目的吗? Is this the purpose of the gods?
像懦夫一样躲在金色的宫殿里? To hide away in a golden palace like cowards?
也许我们已迷失了为神之道 Maybe we have lost our way.
你知道吗? 我们自己会去阻止他的 You know what? We'll stop him ourselves.
恐怕 我不能允许 I am afraid I cannot allow that.
这是个秘密的地方 This is a secret place...
只有众神才知道 known only to the gods.
你已知道我们在哪里 You know where we are.
屠神者可以利用你来找到我们 The God Butcher could use you to find us.
这不好 This is no good.
所以 现在 So now...
你们得留下 you must stay.
卫兵 Guards!
嘿 Hey.
现在可以开始我的计划了吗? Can we do my plan now?
是的，快冲过去 Yes. Rush his bum.
你没说上 You didn't say, "Go."
来了，伙计们 Coming, guys!
索尔，接住 Thor, catch!
寇格 Korg!
瓦尔 趴下 Val, duck!
寇格 Korg!
索尔 Thor.
物 不 不 寇格 Oh, no. No. Korg!
索尔 我要死了 Thor, I'm perishing!
宙斯 Zeus!
下一个就是你，奥丁之子! You're next, Odinson!
这才是闪电的声音 That's the sound of lightning.
不 No!
寇基 寇基 Korgi. Korgi!
索尔 Thor.
-寇基 -我在下面 -Korgi? -I'm down here.
在哪里? 你在哪里? 我会扒你出来的 没事的 Where? Where are you? I'm gonna get you out. It's okay.
-寇格 寇基 -我在这 -Korg. Korgi! -Here I am!
我没有死 I didn't die!
哦 我的天 是的 你还活着 Oh, my God. Yes! You're alive!
事实证明，克罗南人唯一活着的部分就是他的嘴巴 Turns out the only part of a Kronan that's alive is his mouth.
寇基 听着 我需要你呼叫山羊 Korgi, listen. I need you to call the goats.
我会尽力的 I'll do my best.
用生命保护他 Guard him with your life.
我会的 I will.
准备好去兜风了吗? Ready to go for a ride?
现在，你在我的6点钟方向 Now you've got my six.
八点钟方向, 瓦尔 Eight o'clock, Val.
7:48.
我能做到的，该死… I can do this, damn it.
不 不是这样 不 不是这样 No, that's not it. No, that's not it.
不对 Nope.
快点 寇格 嘟嘟嘴唇 Come on, Korg, purse those lips.
我成功了 I did it!
然后山羊船来了，救了我们 And then the goat boat came in, rescued us...
我们飞出了窗户 故事结束 and we flew out the window. The end.
又一个经典的雷神冒险 Another classic Thor adventure.
我真不敢相信你竟然杀了宙斯 I can't believe you killed Zeus.
嗯 你知道他们怎么说的吗…永远不要跟你的英雄见面 Well, you know what they say, never meet your heroes.
但重要的是，我们现在正在去救你们的路上 But what's important is we are on our way to you right now.
你们还好吗？你们没事吧？ How are you guys doing? Are you okay?
我们很好 就是有点害怕 We're all right. A little scared.
好吧，听着 我知道害怕是什么感觉 Well, listen, I know what it's like to be scared.
我告诉你，当我像你这么大的时候 And I'll tell you, when I was your age...
我可没有你现在那么勇敢 I don't think I would have been as brave as you.
真的吗 Really?
事实上，你们可能是我见过的最勇敢的阿斯加德人 In fact, might just be the bravest Asgardians that I've ever met.
你们所有的人 All of you.
所以我需要你们继续勇敢，好吗? So I need you to keep being brave, all right?
你们要互相照顾 你们现在是一个团队 And take care of each other. You're a team now.
笼中少年团 Team Kids in a Cage.
你能做到吗？ Can you do that?
是的 我认为我们可以做到 Yeah. I think we can do that.
我知道你能行的 I know you can.
好吗 Right?
- 索尔 - 什么 -Thor? -Yeah.
我很高兴我遇到了我的英雄 I'm glad I met my hero.
哦，谢谢，伙计 Oh, thanks, buddy.
孩子们怎么样？ How are the children?
你可以想象得到，他们有点害怕，因为他们还是孩子 As you can imagine, they're a little bit scared because they're kids...
但我告诉他一切都会按计划进行 but I told them that everything is going to plan.
哦 所以你骗了他们 Oh, so you lied to them?
我们不是还有个计划吗? We still have a plan?
-是的，有个计划 - 有个屁计划 -Yes, there's a plan. -There's no plan.
-有个计划 -不，没有计划 -There is a plan. -No. There's no plan.
我们没能组建一支神军 We failed to raise a god army...
寇格死了 Korg is dead.
-他没死 -我没死 -He's not dead. -I'm not dead.
好吧 只剩下一个头 而你 Well, he's a head. And you...
你完全被羞辱了 you got properly humiliated.
不，虽然我完全脱光了，但我不介意 No, I got properly naked, which I am okay with.
- 简? - 我没意见 -Jane? -I was okay with it.
-寇格 - 我喜欢 -Korg? -I loved it.
重点是 我们进入暗影王国的时候 The point is, we are going into the Shadow Realm...
比以前更弱了 weaker than we were before.
我是说，我们会死的 I mean, we're gonna die.
-不 没人会死的 好吗 -真的？ -No one's gonna die, okay? -Really?
一切都很顺利 我们刚才做得很好 Everything is fine. We did great back there.
-我们杀了宙斯 -是你 杀了宙斯 -We killed Zeus! -You killed Zeus.
我的意思是，这可能对整个宇宙来说是灾难性的，也可能不是 I mean, that may or may not be catastrophic for the whole universe...
当然了 整个神之国可能会 and, sure, the entire god kingdom is probably going...
在接下来的日子里追捕我们 to hunt us down for the rest of our days...
但是听着，你偷了这个漂亮的武器 but listen, you stole this beautiful weapon.
是吧？这东西就等于是军队了 All right? This is the army right here.
它光滑, 纤细, 很强大, 很漂亮 It's sleek, it's slender, it's powerful, it's beautiful...
给你 我给你使用它 瓦尔基里 For you. I love it for you, Valkyrie.
我是说 它不是很适合我 I mean, it's not really what I'm into...
因为我自己也有，我的武器就在外面 'cause I've got my weapon out there.
我能借用一下吗 Can I borrow that for a second?
啊! 你在这儿啊，老朋友 There you are, old friend.
刚才那个入口真不错 That was quite an entrance back there.
听着 Listen...
我们没事吧 are we good?
是吗 Yeah?
我是说，我知道我的前武器在身边有点奇怪 I mean, I know it's a little weird having my ex-weapon around...
但是拜托 喵喵锤，都过去了 but come on, Mjolnir, in the past.
现在只有你和我了，伙计 It's you and me now, buddy.
你知道吗? You know what?
我想是时候喝你的第一杯啤酒了 你说呢? I think it's time for your first beer. What do you say?
真好喝 Delicious.
很抱歉我们最近一直在吵架 I'm sorry we've been fighting lately.
嘿 Hey.
哦 嘿 Oh, hey.
这风景 很…… 啊 It's quite the view, huh?
是的，很漂亮 Yeah. Beautiful.
正如我所说，你刚才的表现给我留下了非常深刻的印象 I just want to say that was very, very impressive what you did back there.
你和喵喵锤 你懂的 You and Mjolnir, you know.
是啊 Yeah.
-太空里 有海豚 -什么 -Space dolphins. -What?
你应该看看太空海豚 You should see some space dolphins...
什么 What?
真漂亮 Beautiful.
如此美丽，如此稀有 So beautiful. So rare.
非常忠诚的生物 Very loyal creatures.
它们是终身伴侣 每对伴侣有6只 They mate for life, in packs of six.
真有爱 Just love.
有一个尼尼诺尼和漂亮的芬尼芳尼 With a hey ninny-nonny and a fair finny-fonny
哦, 小哥哥真男人，你看起来好性感 Ooh, brother man, you look so hot
我想钻进你的石头里 I wanna get in your rocks
我们相约在一起 我们尽情享受 When we get together We're gonna get it on
我要为你生几个孩子 And we're all gonna make some babies
这首歌是我爸爸跟另一个爸爸谈恋爱时唱给他听的 That is the song that my dad sang to my other dad when they were courting.
当两个克罗南人想要孩子的时候，他们会在山里约会 When two Kronans wanna make a baby, they get together inside a mountain...
它们会去找一个熔岩池 然后在炽热的熔岩池边手牵手 and they go down to a little lava pool, and they hold hands over the hot lava...
然后 一个月后 他们把手分开 and then, after a month, they pull their hands apart...
最后 他们制造了一个漂亮的克罗南宝宝 and they find they've created a beautiful new Kronan baby boy.
哦, 真有意思 就是太烫了 Fascinating. And hot.
你曾经有过特别爱的人吗? Did you ever have a special someone?
哦 我有过 那么多特别的某人 I've had so many special someones.
但，我不知道 But I don't know...
我不知道我是否还想去爱 I don't know if I want that again.
是因为你在战斗中失去了你的女朋友 所以你永远不会原谅自己吗? Is that because you lost your girlfriend in battle and never forgave yourself?
而现在，你只是想在战斗的最后关头找答案 And now, you're just trying to find answers in the bottom of a bottle...
或者做一些无意义的调情，这只会让你麻木疼痛 or some meaningless dalliance, which only serves to numb the pain...
而不是给你带来真正的快乐或满足 instead of bringing you real happiness or satisfaction?
对，差不多吧 Yeah. Something like that.
真漂亮 漂亮的东西 Beautiful. Beautiful things.
简 Jane.
索尔 Thor.
我真的为你感到难过 I wanna feel shitty about you.
什么 What?
我想对某人表达我的愧疚之情 而那个人就是你 I wanna feel shitty about something and I think that's you.
没有任何好转 Not really getting any better.
不是说这个，该死 It's not, is it? Damn it.
我的朋友，他告诉我，失去爱的痛苦 My friend, he told me that it's better to feel shitty...
总比从未经历过爱要好 from losing love than it is to never experience love...
感觉不到任何东西，感到空虚 and to feel nothing at all, to feel empty...
我认为他是对的 and I think he was right...
这也是我一直以来的感觉 which is how I've been feeling for a long time.
我推开别人，和他们保持距离 I've pushed people away, kept them at a distance...
因为我害怕失去 because of the fear of that loss...
但我不想再这样了 我不想过那样的生活 but I don't wanna do that anymore. I don't wanna live like that.
与其感受痛苦，不如关闭你的心扉 Better to close off your heart than feel the pain.
我以前就是这么做的 我封闭了我的心 That's what I did, yes. I closed off my heart...
然后我冥想了 你会冥想吗? and I meditated. Did you meditate?
不，太无聊了 No. It's so boring.
实际上那样会让我更生气 It actually made me more angry.
但我已经厌倦了命运的摆布 But I'm tired of giving myself over to the idea of fate...
我试着弄清楚 这个宇宙到底想从我这里得到什么 and trying to figure out what the universe wants from me.
我想活在当下 我想过过没有明天的生活 I wanna live in the moment, I wanna live like there's no tomorrow...
不计后果地冒险 throw caution to the wind.
我想… 我想和你在一起，简 I wanna be with you, Jane.
你说呢? What do you say?
我得了癌症 I have cancer.
对不起, 什么? I'm sorry. What?
我生病了 I'm sick.
-等等，发生什么事了? -再见… -Wait. What's happening? -Bye.
不 不 不 不 简 简 简 简 等等 等等 等等 简 No, no, no, no. Jane, Jane, Jane，Jane. Wait, wait, wait. Jane.
我都说了什么? 我不是故意的 我开玩笑的 What did I say? I didn't mean that. Just kidding.
我不想得癌症 I don't have cancer.
我们去砸点东西吧 Let's go smash something.
简 我真的很抱歉 Jane, I'm so sorry.
不要为我难过 Don't be sorry for me.
你什么时候发现的? When did you find out?
大概六个月前吧 Like six months ago.
我只是觉得累了 然后，他们告诉我已经第四阶段了 I was just feeling tired, and then they told me I have Stage Four.
叫我把事情安排好 Get my affairs in order.
然后，我听到喵喵锤在呼唤我…… And then I heard Mjolnir calling me...
我想, 也许 如果科学不起作用 so I thought maybe, if science isn't working...
也许 维京人的太空魔法 maybe Viking space magic.
这就是你来新阿斯加德的原因 That's why you came to New Asgard.
是的, 我以为锤子也许能治好我， Yeah, I thought the hammer maybe could cure me...
还有 我觉得情况正在好转 and I think it's getting better.
也许并没有 Maybe not.
简，我们都不知道自己还能活多久 Jane, none of us know how long we have.
我们不知道明天会发生什么 We don't know what tomorrow holds.
而喵喵锤 And Mjolnir...
喵喵锤选择了你 Mjolnir chose you.
因为你有资格 And it chose you because you're worthy.
这很了不起 And that's something.
当初我第一次遇见你的时候 When I first met you...
我已没资格 我没资格拿起那把锤子 I was unworthy. I was unable to pick up that hammer.
但你教会了我， But you taught me...
没有比帮助有需要的人更伟大的目标了 there is no greater purpose than to help those in need.
是你让我恢复了资格 You made me worthy.
所以不管你想做什么，我们都可以一起做 So whatever you wanna do, we can do together.
好的 Okay.
现在，你想做什么? Now what do you wanna do?
我想让那些孩子回到他们的家人身边 I wanna get those children back to their families.
我想完成这个任务 I wanna finish that mission.
像个真正的雷神那样 Spoken like a true Thor.
你现在感觉怎么样? How do you feel now?
很害怕 So scared.
你感觉如何? How are you feeling?
非常糟糕 Shitty.
有多糟 How shitty?
-真的很糟糕 -那么 好吧 -Really shitty. -Well, then...
我想知道他们俩在外面说些什么 I wonder what those two are talking about out there.
是吗，他们已经不说话了 Yeah, they're not talking.
你觉得他们俩会在熔岩池上牵手吗 然后生个雷神宝宝 Do you think those two will ever hold hands over a hot lava pool and make a Thor baby?
不幸的是，这不太可能 It's unlikely, sadly.
嗯，那太糟糕了 我觉得索尔会是个好爸爸 That's too bad. I think Thor would make a great dad.
嘿 我们到了 Hey. We're here.
所有的色彩都去哪了? Where did all the color go?
他们不在这里 They're not here.
他们在哪儿? Where are they?
这是什么鬼地方? What the hell is this place?
彩虹桥就是钥匙 Bifrost is the key?
这是个圈套 It's a trap!
能告诉我你为什么把"风暴破坏者"扔出窗外吗? You wanna tell me why you just threw Stormbreaker out the window?
他需要它来打开永恒之门 He needs it to open the Gates of Eternity.
我们真的不能再这样碰面了 We really have to stop meeting like this.
叫斧头来 Call the axe.
嘴太臭了你先叫牙医，我再叫斧头 I'll call the axe when you call the dentist.
叫斧头来 Call the axe.
告诉我孩子们在哪里，否则我就杀了… Tell me where the children are or I'm gonna kill you.
叫斧头来 Call the axe.
你们有些神啊 Some god you are.
你根本不懂什么是神 You know nothing of being a god.
你向众神求助 他们却无动于衷 You went to the gods for help, and they did nothing.
我们在这方面很相似 We're alike in that sense.
他一点也不像你 He's nothing like you.
你说什么? What was that?
我说，他一点都不像你 I said he's nothing like you.
没错 That's right.
我不是一个伪君子 我真的在创造和平 I'm not a hypocrite. I'm truly creating peace.
和平？你在谋杀无辜的神 Peace? You're murdering innocent gods.
无辜的？ Innocent?
你是个女武神吗? Are you a Valkyrie?
是的 Yes.
多么令人兴奋 How exciting!
哦，诸神也辜负了你 Oh, the gods failed you, too...
你的姐妹们遭到了屠杀 when your sisterhood was led to slaughter.
你敢说 Don't you dare speak...
你向诸神祈祷过吗…… Did you pray to the gods...
当你爱的女人在战场上奄奄一息的时候? when the women you loved laid dying on the battlefield?
你乞求他们帮助了吗…… Did you beg them for help...
在你的家人被屠杀的时候? as your family was massacred?
聊得不错 Good chat.
这一个 This one.
你很有趣 You're interesting.
你不一样 You're different.
是的 Yes.
你正在死去 You're dying.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我们都是走在同一条路上 We're on the same path.
就像那把剑赋予我的力量一样 Just as the sword empowered me...
锤子也赋予了你力量 the hammer empowered you.
但这并没有改变你的命运 But it did nothing to change your fate.
诸神会利用你…… The gods will use you...
但它们不会帮你 but they will not help you.
对我们来说从来就没有什么永恒的回报 There is no eternal reward for us.
她很快就会死去 She'll be gone soon.
你知道谁不愿意帮她吗? And you know who won't help her?
我让你猜一次 I'll give you one guess.
我知道你的痛苦 I know your pain.
爱就是痛苦 Love is pain.
我曾经有过一个女儿 I had a daughter once.
我相信以我强大的信仰的力量 I put my faith in a higher power...
希望神能救她 hoping it would save her...
最后她 and she...
死了 died.
现在我终于明白了 Now I understand.
我的女儿是幸运的 My daughter is the lucky one.
因为她不需要在这样一个充满苦难和痛苦的世界里长大 She does not have to grow up in a world of suffering and pain...
由邪恶的神统治的世界 run by wicked gods.
选择爱 Choose love.
叫斧头来 Call the axe.
叫 Call...
斧头来 the axe.
你还好吗 You okay?
是的 Yeah.
我要杀了这个家伙 I wanna kill this guy.
我也是，但我们得活捉他 So do I, but we have to take him alive.
他是找到孩子们的唯一线索 He's our only link to finding those children.
谢谢你，山羊先生 Thank you, Mr. Goat.
瓦尔 Val!
我们得先把她带走 We gotta get her out of here!
嘿 我救你 Hey. I got you.
嘿, 伙计们, 我们在这里 来吧，我们走 Hey, guys, we're here. Come on, let's go.
风暴破坏者，带我们回家 Stormbreaker, take us home.
...以我们从未见过的速度 ...at a rate that none of us have seen before.
看, 还有其他的, 更积极的治疗方法, 我们可以尝试 Look, there are other more aggressive forms of treatment we can try...
但有些东西影响了她身体对抗癌症的能力 but something's affecting her body's ability to fight the cancer.
我很抱歉, 索尔 I'm sorry, Thor.
你在这儿 好了 There you are. Okay.
外面发生什么事了? What's goin' on out there?
哦 某个白痴做了个没门的冰柜 你能相信吗? Some moron made a fridge without a door. Can you believe it?
别担心，我打开了，给你买了各种好吃的 Not to worry. Got it open and got you all sorts of goodies.
瓦尔怎么样 How's Val?
哦 她现在很疼，但情况稳定了 She's in a lot of pain, but she is stable.
好的，很好 Okay, good.
现在 我要把这个扯掉 Now you just gotta get this out of my...
不 不 不 这个就留着吧 No, no, no. That's gotta stay in there.
所有的魔药和灵丹妙药都在发挥作用，所以 That's all the magic potions and elixirs doing their thing, so...
我要出去一会儿 去接一下孩子们 再杀一个坏人 I'm just gonna pop out for a moment, pick up the kids, kill the bad guy...
然后，我马上回来 and then I'll come straight back.
你不带我去吗? You're going without me?
是的 Yeah.
怎么了…不是做什么事都要一起吗? What happened to, like, doing everything together?
他会利用那些孩子来分散你的注意力 He's gonna use those kids to distract you.
你需要我 You need me.
我真的需要你，简 我要你活着 I do need you, Jane. I need you alive.
如果你能上战场就太好了 并肩作战 打倒格尔 It'd be great to have you on the battlefield, fighting Gorr side by side...
但是那把锤子会要了你的命 but that hammer is killing you.
每次你使用它，它都会耗尽你所有的生命力 Every time you use it, it's draining all of your mortal strength...
让你的身体无法抵抗癌症 leaving your body unable to fight the cancer.
你不是说想过过没有明天的生活吗? What happened to, "Live like there's no tomorrow"?
那是在我知道你可能没有生病之前 Well, that's before I knew you might not have one.
为什么不再来一次冒险呢 Why not have one more adventure?
简，如果还有一线生机的话 你必须接受治疗 Jane, if there's a chance to live, you have to take it.
说得跟真的一样，毕竟真雷神不会得癌症 Spoken like a true Thor who does not have cancer.
我知道，我看起来像新墨西哥州酷酷的天体物理学家 I know I seem like some cool astrophysicist from New Mexico...
整天生活在梦想中 但 看看我 just living the dream, but look at me.
我想继续战斗 我是神威雷神 I wanna keep fighting. I'm the Mighty Thor.
你希望我不要这样做吗? And you want me not to do that?
多活点时间有什么意义呢，还有这个? What's the point of more time of this?
因为我爱你 Because I love you.
我一直都爱着你 I've always loved you.
这对我们来说是个机会 And this is a chance for us.
如果你再拿起那该死的锤子，那机会就没了 But if you pick up that damn hammer again, then that chance is gone.
这是你自己的选择，简 It's your choice, Jane.
但我会每天都会后悔 因为我没有让你留在这里的话. But I'd regret it every single day if I didn't ask you to stay here...
之后我们再一起想办法解决这件事 so we could try and figure this out together.
那你最好回到我身边 You better come back to me.
我一定会尽快回来 I'm coming back as soon as I can.
-打断腿 -我要打断他所有的腿 俚语，意为祝你好运 -Break a leg. -I'll break all his legs.
记住，通往永恒的大门就在 Remember that the Gate to Eternity is at the literal center...
-宇宙的中心 -宇宙 是的 -of the universe. -Universe. Yes.
如果你经过彗星群…… If you go past the cluster of comets...
的,是的 我知道 我们已经讨论过了 我不会迷路的 Yes, yes, I know. We've been over this. I'm not gonna get lost.
你对之前的刺伤感觉如何? So how you feeling with the old stab wound?
我想我失去了我的肾 I think I lost my kidney.
完全消失了? Gone completely?
我想跟你去 I wish I could join you...
但是 我可能会死，这样也救不回孩子们 but I'd probably die, and that won't help get the kids back...
所以你只能一个人单干了 so you'll have to go alone.
你所要做的，就是毁掉那把剑 All you have to do is destroy that sword.
那是他的力量之源 没有剑 他活不了多久 It's his source of power. He won't survive long without it.
嘿, 别死好吗 Hey. Don't die.
是 我知道 Yeah, I know.
永恒 Eternity.
终于 Finally.
来吧 Come on.
嘿 孩子们 Hey, kids.
我知道他会来的 I knew he'd come.
走 Go!
走 孩子们 Go, kids!
大家还好吗 好了，大家围过来 围过来 Everyone okay? All right, gather round. Gather round.
很高兴见到你本人，伙计 很高兴见到你 Good to see you in person, buddy. Good to see you.
好吧, 听好了! 这是计划 All right, listen up. Here's the plan.
我们要偷偷溜到风暴破坏者那里 We're gonna sneak our way towards Stormbreaker...
要非常小心，不要撞到那些大影子怪物 being very careful not to bump into any of those big shadow monsters.
他们就在我后面，不是吗? They're behind me, aren't they?
这里 谁有过战斗经验? Does anyone here have battle experience?
战斗经验？ Battle experience?
好吧 以后不会再有机会现学现卖了 Well, no time to learn like the present.
我们不像你那么强大 我们只是孩子 We're not strong like you. We're just kids.
嘿, 别忘了 你们阿斯加德人的孩子 Hey, don't forget you're Asgardian kids.
我不是 我只是一个狼人孩子 I'm not. I'm just a Lycan kid.
我是米达斯孩子 And I'm a Midassian kid.
-我是法利加人 -好了 好了 -I'm Falligarian. -Okay, okay.
但今天你们是阿斯加德人 But today you're Asgardians.
现在, 收集你们的武器 Now collect your weapons.
什么 What?
随便找点什么东西都行 捡起来 Go and find anything you can pick up.
然后把它带回来 Bring it back here.
快点 快点 Hurry, hurry!
好了 酷 快点 Okay, cool. Come on!
他们越来越近了，快点 They're getting closer. Hurry up!
快点 Come on!
今天，将是被载入史册的一天 Today is a day that will go down in history.
今天是他们世世代代都会谈论的一天 Today is the day they will talk about for generations to come.
今天，我们是太空维京人 Today we are Space Vikings!
武装起来 Present arms!
无论谁拥有这些武器 只要他们想回家 Whosoever holds these weapons, and believes in getting home...
只要他们是真心的 那他们就值得拥有 if they be true of heart is therefore worthy...
和具备 and shall possess...
这股短暂的 for limited time only...
雷神之力 the power of Thor!
阿克索将军 General Axl...
带领你的军队走向那把斧头 lead your army to that axe.
我们要尽最大努力 We shall do our worst.
为了阿斯加德 For Asgard.
耶 Yeah!
不 No.
简 Jane.
只要我们毁掉那把剑，他就死定了 We destroy that sword and he's dead.
大门快打开了 你得阻止风暴破坏者 The gateway's almost open. You gotta stop Stormbreaker.
没关系 交给我 It's okay. I got him.
风暴破坏者 快停下 Stormbreaker, stop this!
控制一下自己 看看你在做什么 Get a hold of yourself. Look what you're doing!
我会把你救出来的 I'm gonna get you out of there.
拜托 拜托 伙计 Come on. Come on, buddy.
放开我的朋友! Let go of my friend.
你输了，雷神小姐 You've lost, Lady Thor.
首先 First off...
我的名字是神威雷神 the name is Mighty Thor.
然后 And secondly...
如果你不愿意说神威雷神 if you can't say Mighty Thor...
那就叫我 简·福斯特 博士! I'll accept Doctor Jane Foster.
第三 And thirdly...
吃我一锤 Eat my hammer!
风暴破坏者 Stormbreaker!
我就知道你能行的 I knew you could do it.
阿克索 带他们回家 Axl! Get them home!
简 Jane?
我没事 I'm okay.
你必须阻止他 You have to stop him.
格尔 住手 Gorr! Stop!
如果我住手了，我还算个什么样的父亲 What kind of father would I be if I stopped?
我知道你很痛苦，但这样不行 I know your pain, but this isn't the way.
你想要的不是死亡或复仇 It's not death or revenge that you seek.
那我在寻求什么? What do I seek?
你在寻求爱 You seek love.
爱 Love?
我为什么要寻求爱? Why should I seek love?
因为这是我们所有人都想要的 Because it's all any of us want.
你 How...
怎么敢背对着我 dare you turn your back on me?
你赢了 格尔 You've won, Gorr.
我为什么要和你度过最后的时光， Why would I spend my last moments with you...
而不是和她在一起? when I can be with her?
我选择爱 I choose love.
你也可以 你可以让她复活 You can, too. You can bring her back.
许下你的愿望吧 Make your wish.
我要死了 I'm dying.
她会没人照顾的 She would have no one.
她会孤身一人的 She would be alone.
她不会孤身一人的 She won't be alone.
我的爱 My love.
我非常想念你 I've missed you so much.
我也非常想你 I missed you too.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
没关系 It's okay.
自从我拿起锤子 Ever since I picked up that hammer...
那就像… it's like...
我有了额外的生命 I've gotten an extra life.
真是 And it was...
太神奇了 magical.
对人类来说还不错 Not too bad for a human.
对神来说也不错 Not too bad for a god.
嘿 我想我找到我的战斗口号了 Hey. I think I figured out my catchphrase.
- 哦, 是吗? 那是什么? -靠近点… -Oh, yeah? What is it? -Come close...
太完美了 It's perfect.
这是最好的一句了 It's the best one yet.
谢谢 Thanks.
敞开你的心扉 Keep your heart open.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
保护她 Protect her.
保护我的爱 Protect my love.
让我来告诉你太空维京人的传说 Let me tell you the legend of the Space Viking...
又称为神威雷神 又称为"简-福斯特博士 AKA the Mighty Thor, AKA Dr. Jane Foster.
她的牺牲拯救了宇宙 Her sacrifice saved the universe...
也教会了我们什么才是最值得的 and taught us all what it means to be worthy.
她帮助了众神之子 She helped the children of the gods...
他们用激光束回到了家 who laser-beamed their way back home...
回到了令他们昏昏欲睡的小渔村 小渔村变成了旅游圣地 to their dozy little fishing village turned tourist destination.
阿克索 Axl!
我好想你 I missed you.
-你没事吧? -我很好 我没事 -Are you okay? -I'm fine. I'm okay.
-你确定吗? -我很好 -Are you sure? -I'm okay.
孩子们又可以安全地做回孩子了 The kids were safe to be kids again.
大声点 三 Louder, three!
再站开一点 Widen your stance.
尤其是在他们的国王让他们去上防卫课之后 Especially after their king made them all go to self-defense classes.
看看那些正在成长的太空维京人 Look at all those budding Space Vikings.
最重要的部分 And the most important part.
战争口号 The war cry!
甚至海姆达尔的儿子 Even Heimdall's son...
阿克索-海姆达尔逊 Axl Heimdallson...
他现在可以像他爸爸一样施魔法了 who could now do his dad's freaky eye magic...
变成了一个战士 was becoming quite the warrior.
阿斯加德的未来是安全的 The future of Asgard was secure.
说到未来 我也在打造一个属于自己的 Speaking of futures, I was forging one of my own...
现在，我的身体又长回来了 now that my body's grown back...
和我认识的一个叫德韦恩的人 with a dude I met called Dwayne.
你会问，那索尔呢? And what about Thor, you ask?
他开始了新的旅程 He embarked on a new journey...
因为他找到了生活的目标 关于爱的某些东西 because he had found something to live for, something to love for.
一个小家伙把他从悲伤的神变成了 爸爸神 A little someone who turned him from Sad God into Dad God.
早餐服务 Breakfast is served.
哈啰 你在这啊 Hello. There you go.
嘿 吃早餐了 Hey. Breakfast.
抱歉 这是啥？ Excuse me. What is that?
是……煎饼 地球食品 They're pan-flaps. From Earth.
我想我不喜欢吃煎饼 I don't think I like pan-flaps.
-你喜欢 -不，我没有 -You love them. -No, I don't.
-是的 你喜欢 -我这辈子从没吃过 -Yes, you do. -I've never had that in my life.
来吧，吃吧 我们得走了 我们要迟到了 Come on. Eat up. We have to go. We're gonna be late.
你的靴子呢? Now where are your boots?
我穿着呢 I'm wearing them.
你不能穿这个 You're not wearing those.
-是的 我能 -不 你不能 -Yes, I am. -No, you're not.
是的 我能 Yes, I am.
不 你不能 No. You're not.
去死吧，恶魔 Go to hell, demon!
哇 Wow!
这可是新的 现在，毁了 非常感谢你 Brand new, now destroyed. Thank you very much.
知道吗，你想穿什么就穿什么吧 You know what? You wear what you want.
当你脚酸时，别来找我抱怨 好吗 Don't come complaining to me when your feet get sore, all right?
我不会同情你的 You'll get no sympathy here from me.
好吧 我会穿上靴子的 Fine, I'll wear the boots.
谢谢 Thank you.
还记得我妈以前跟我说的话吗 Remember what my mother used to tell me.
听大人的话 Listen to the grown-ups...
如果你看到有人害怕或被欺负 and if you see anyone scared or being picked on...
-请照顾他们 好吗? -好的 -you look after them, okay? -Okay.
最重要的是，玩得开心 And most of all, have fun.
明白了 Gotcha.
现在，喵喵锤在哪里? 我把它放在哪儿了? Now where is Mjolnir? Where did I put him?
在那边，睡在小床里 Over there. Sleeping in the bed.
在床里 In the bed.
哦 哇 Oh, wow.
这个可擦不掉 That is not coming off.
你做了什么? What did you do?
它之前看起来很无趣 She looked boring before.
是的 我想是的 Yeah. Suppose it did.
我喜欢 I love it.
非常有创意 Very creative.
OK
现在，看到下面的外星人了吗？ Now, you see the aliens down there?
-那些条纹的？-它们看起来很好 -The stripy ones? -They look nice.
是的，他们是好人 这就是为什么我们要帮助他们 Yeah, they are nice. That's why we have to look after them.
明白 保护好人 Got it. Protect the nice ones.
我爱你，亲爱的 I love you, sweetie.
爱你，索尔叔叔 Love you, Uncle Thor.
他们会一直陪在我们身边 They will always be there for us.
太空维京人和 被永恒复活的女孩 The Space Viking and his girl, born from Eternity.
她拥有神的力量 With the powers of a god.
两个勇士 Two warriors...
为正义而战，为侠义而战 fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good.
它们经过长途跋涉，并被赋予了许多名字 They have traveled far, and have been given many names.
但对于最了解它们的人来说 But to those who know them best...
它们只是被称为 they are simply known...
爱与雷霆 as Love and Thunder.
以前，当个神明是有意义的 It used to be that being a god, it meant something.
人们会低声呼唤你的名字 People would whisper your name...
然后分享他们内心深处的希望和梦想 before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams.
他们向你祈求慈悲…… They begged you for mercy...
不管你是否真的在听 without ever knowing if you were actually listening.
现在 Now...
你知道吗，他们仰望天空 you know, they look to the sky...
他们不再问我们要闪电 they don't ask us for lightning.
他们不再向我们要风要雨 They don't ask us for rain.
他们只是想看看他们所谓的超级英雄 They just want to see one of their so-called superheroes.
我们什么时候成了笑话了? When did we become the joke?
不 No.
不能再这样下去了 No more.
他们会再次畏惧我们…… They will fear us again...
当索尔·奥丁森从天上掉下来的时候 when Thor Odinson falls from the sky.
你明白我的意思吗，海格力斯 Do you understand me, Hercules?
你明白吗，我的儿子? Do you understand me, my son?
是的,父亲 Yes, Father.
嘿 Hey.
简-福斯特 Jane Foster.
海姆达尔 Heimdall.
我看到你已经死了 I see you're dead now.
是的 Yeah.
谢谢你照顾我的儿子 Thank you for looking after my son.
我们非常欢迎你来到这众神之国 You are very welcome here, to the land of the gods.
欢迎来到瓦尔哈拉 Welcome to Valhalla.
索尔将会回归