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翻译 东篱把酒 小独
时间轴 爱的季节 阿丹
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同志亦凡人
第五季 第七集
他简直惊为天人 He's amazing.
难以置信 Unbelievable.
他什么时候搬来城里的 When did he move to town?
几星期前 Couple of weeks ago.
他好像叫布兰登 Think his name's Brandon.
我听说他的鸡巴倾倒众生 I hear he's got the most beautiful cock.
我翻了个身却发现你不见了 I rolled over and you weren't there.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
坐着 想事 Sitting here. Thinking.
为什么不回到床上 Why don't you come back to bed?
我睡不着 I can't sleep.
-本 -我不断在想 - Ben... - I keep wondering.
-他在哪儿 -祈祷他别出事 - Where he is? - And hoping that he's alright.
是啊 我也是 Yeah, me too.
我一直在想 那些 I keep searching for something, something that...
我们本可以说的话 我们应该说的话 we could have said, we should have said,
或许就能让他改变心意 that would've changed his mind.
想到了吗 And have you found it?
我们该说的话 What we should have said?
因为我们无论说什么都没用 That's because there isn't anything.
他下定决心离开 所以他走了 He was determined to leave so he left.
我们怎么做都无济于事 There wasn't anything we could've done to have stopped him.
为什么你要如此自责呢 Why are you beating yourself up over it?
因为他曾是我的血脉 Because he was my blood.
你还有个健康的宝贝女儿 迈克 You still have a healthy baby daughter, Michael.
她会得到疼爱 接受好的教育 She'll be loved, sent to a good school,
在充满机遇的环境中成长 raised in a world where she'll have every chance, every opportunity.
不像亨特那样一无所有 Not like Hunter, who had nothing.
比一无所有还要惨 Less than nothing.
我想给他他不曾拥有的一切 I wanted to give him all those things he never had.
-我也是 -但我失败了 - So did I. - But I failed.
-不是那样的 -我失败了 的确如此 - You didn't fail. - Yes, I did. I did fail.
我们给了他一个家 We gave him a home,
我们毫无保留 让他融入这个家 everything we could've ourselves, to make him a part of our family.
那为什么他还是走了 Then why isn't he still here?
那你操他了吗 So, did you fuck him over?
那还用说 Did I ever!
在沙发上操他 在厨柜上 Fucked him over the couch, over the kitchen counter,
在咖啡桌上 over the coffee table...
你以为你是谁 西奥多 我吗 Who do you think you are, Theodore? Me?
没错 我不得不承认 我的确不赖 Yeah, I have to admit, I was pretty impressive.
但你是在把他的小穴操成大洞之后 But after you ploughed him so deep you could plant corn,
才给他致命一击的 对吗 that's when you really gave it to him, right?
对吗 Right?
泰迪 Teddy?
-还没 -什么叫"还没" - Not yet. - What do you mean, 'not yet'?
急什么 Well, why rush it?
且享 菊花香 It's all so... delicious.
你忘了那人怎么对你的吗 Have you forgotten what that person did to you?
他怎么羞辱你的 How he humiliated you?
性爱乞丐 Aunt Pity Fuck?
多谢提醒 Thanks for the memories.
所以我才在等最佳时机 That's why I'm waiting for exactly the right moment
厚积薄发 一招毙命 when the revelation of who I am will have maximum impact.
我能插一句吗 Might I interject a word or two?
人云 "君子报仇十年不晚" They say revenge is a dish best served cold,
但在这个事情上 but in this particular instance,
就该直捣敌穴 it's a dish best served hot
且坚且挺 and hard
而且屡次三番最好 and as many times as possible.
你的次数 赶上麦当劳快餐销量了吧 And you've served it almost as many times as McDonald's!
想想你的计划 你的心机 Remember your plan, your strategy.
要我说 拿出勇气 一雪前耻 I say screw your courage to the sticking place.
或者 爽够再说 Better yet, just screw.
我不知道你的生活状况是这样 I had no idea you were living under such conditions.
不好吗 这是个非常体面的公寓 What conditions? It's a perfectly decent apartment.
"非常体面"可配不上我女儿 'Perfectly decent' isn't good enough for my daughter.
当下 你女儿只住得起这样的 Well, at the moment, it's all your daughter can afford.
你不用这样帮我的 You didn't have to do all this.
你喜欢的八宝鸡脯 Nice stuffed chicken breast that you like.
霜糖曲奇 Glace cookies.
我只是不明白为什么房子归她 I just don't see why she has the house.
是我决定离开的 It was my decision to leave.
不管怎样 还是觉得不公平 But still, it doesn't seem fair.
此时此刻 我没心情考虑"公平" At the moment, 'fair' is not a word in my vocabulary.
亲爱的 我知道我们有过分歧 Darling, I know we've had our differences,
你不知道我曾经感到多受伤 and you've no idea how much it hurt me,
但考虑到你的现状 but considering your current situation,
我们先抛却过去好不好 can't we just put all that behind us?
再好不过 I'd like nothing better.
那就好 Good.
搬过来和我们住吧 Then come live with us.
什么 What?
你父亲和我商量过了 Your dad and I talked it over
我们觉得你和盖斯搬过来最好 and we think it a splendid idea if you and Gus were to move in.
至少住到你的生活回到正轨 At least until you get your life back together.
恐怕这不是个好主意 妈 I don't think that's a very good idea, Mom.
但是我们房子很大 But we've plenty of room.
我保证不对你指手画脚 And I promise not to get in your way.
不只那么简单 It's not just that.
你不会希望家里有个小孩子折腾的 The last thing you need is to have a toddler running around.
我自己都很难管住他 I can barely keep up with him myself.
我很想有机会能了解他 I would love to get the chance to know him.
你父亲也是 So would your father.
很感谢你的邀请 As much as I appreciate the offer...
在你拒绝之前 Now, before you say no,
想想你能节省多少开支 just think of all the money you'll save.
最重要的是 我们又能成为一家人 But most of all, we'll have a chance to be a family again.
迈克的金枪鱼三明治 Tuna melt for Michael,
小阳光的烤芝士三明治和培根 grilled cheese and bacon for Sunshine,
至于酷男基友 你的轻食堡[无屁股汉堡] and for the queer guy, a bunless burger.
就跟我一样 Just like me.
什么 What?
我的制片人对我说 My producer has informed me
以后做节目的时候 that in the future when I am on screen
不准提屁股 不能说鸡巴 不可聊性 I have no ass, no dick, no sexuality.
本人 被布莱恩一语道破 I am, as Brian was so kind to point out,
是个没种的太监 a ball-less eunuch
抱歉 语意重复累赘 forgive me, that's redundant
我存在的意义就是娱乐白人大众 whose whole purpose in life is to entertain the white folks.
事实上 我都称不上同性恋 In fact, I shouldn't even be called a homosexual.
从今往后 你可以叫我"同无能" From now on, you can refer to me as a homo-ineffectual.
-不是吧 -是的 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes!
显然 匹兹堡还无法接受 Apparently, Pittsburgh isn't ready to deal with the fact
同志不仅符合解剖学 that queers aren't only anatomically correct,
他们还有正常性行为 but they actually use all their parts.
不只是匹兹堡 It's not just Pittsburgh.
"昨天下午 「家佑美国」 "Yesterday afternoon, Family America,
一支保守派市民行动小组 a conservative-based citizens action group,
宣称他们已征得足够签名 announced they'd collected enough signatures
在即将到来的全州选举中 to have Proposition 14 placed on the ballot
发起14号提案" in the upcoming state-wide election.
"如果通过 这项争议性法案 "If passed, the controversial measure
会使大量同性伴侣协议 could dissolve a broad range of contracts
失去法律效应" between same-sex couples. "
天杀的右派混蛋 Those goddamn right-wing fucks!
他们又来搞事了 They're at it again.
他们反对同性婚姻就罢了 It's not enough they can say no to gay marriage.
现在还要赶尽杀绝 Now they're gonna go after everything?
行了 妈 别反应过激 Come on, Ma. Don't overreact.
"反对者称 14号提案 "Opponents say Proposition 14
是我国史上最恐同的 is one of the most homophobic pieces of legislation
法案之一 in our country's history.
它会使同性伴侣 'It would effectively negate powers of attorney,
与认同同性关系的公司签立的 wills, leases, child custody arrangements,
授权书 遗嘱 租约 监护安排 joint bank accounts, and health insurance
银行共同账户 医保 变得无效" granted by companies that recognise domestic partnerships. '"
操 还真是赶尽杀绝 Holy shit! That is everything.
刚才某人不是说"别反应过激"吗 Did I hear someone say "don't overreact"?
曾经有些人说过同样的话 That's what some other people said once.
后来他们被送进了集中营 Next thing you know they were being shipped off to the camps.
他们不能这样 对吧 They can't do this, can they?
弗吉尼亚州已经实施了 They already have in Virginia
且其他多个州正在尝试效仿 and a dozen other states are trying to do the same.
如果真的发生 But if that happens,
那会毁掉你和本苦心经营 it would destroy everything you and Ben have worked for,
为之奋斗的一切 that you've built together.
那还用说 Tell me about it.
我会失去本单位办的医保 I could lose my health insurance from Ben's job.
他们可以撕毁按揭合同 They could invalidate our mortgage.
我们可能会失去房子 We could lose the house.
还有要收养亨特的事怎么办 And what about your plans to adopt Hunter?
你是说他还回来的话 You mean if he ever comes back.
抱歉 Sorry.
不只本和我 会牵扯每个人 It's not just Ben and me. It's everyone.
茉儿和琳赛还有孩子们 It's Mel and Linz and the kids,
伊莱和蒙提 Eli and Monty,
也许还有你 maybe even you.
我 Me?
如果某天你和布莱恩要... Well, if you and Brian were to ever...
我们不会的 We won't.
谁知道呢 Well, you never know.
他可能会变成熟的 He could mellow.
他不是葡萄酒 迈克 He's not a hardy burgundy, Michael.
他不会变成熟醇香的 He's not going to mellow.
无论这提案要夺走什么 Whatever that proposition would take away
都是他本来就不会给我的 is something he would never give me in the first place.
你不会真考虑和他们一起住吧 You're not actually considering going to live with them?
那似乎是个完美的可行方案 It seems like a perfectly viable option.
对啊 跳楼也是 Yeah, so's jumping off a roof.
好了 够了 他们终归是我家人 Alright. Enough. They're still my family.
是啊 永不接受你 我和孩子们的家人 Yeah, family that never accepted you or me or our children.
和你断绝关系 不和你说话 A family that basically disowned you, wouldn't speak to you,
不想和你有瓜葛的家人 wanted nothing to do with you,
突然不计前嫌雪中送炭 and now suddenly they show up out of the blue to rescue you.
我看没安好心 I smell goyim.
人是可以改变的 It is possible for people to change.
别人行 你父母 不可能 People, yes. Your parents, no.
她说想了解她的外孙 做些补偿 She said she wants to get to know her grandson, to make amends.
退掉那个公寓 And getting rid of the apartment
也能减轻我们的经济负担 will take the pressure off me and us financially.
的确 但值得吗 Yeah, but is it worth the price?
如果他们愿意承认错误 If they're willing to admit they were wrong,
改变想法 有所反省 change their minds, learn from their mistakes,
那至少我该考虑下他们的提议 then I owe it to them to at least consider their offer.
恭喜你 猛男 Congratulations, stud.
那是你今晚第三次 That's your third time tonight.
谁数了 And who's keeping score?
我 I am.
瞧他 自以为是 洋洋自得 Look at him - so smug, so self-satisfied.
现在是绝佳时机 给他一击 Now is the perfect time to send him off
让他夹着他的肉棒 灰溜溜地离开 with his not-unattractive tail between his legs.
为毛啊 What the fuck for?
你能对这逼为所欲为 You've got the sonofabitch where you want him -
对他的屁股想插就插 with his ass in the air.
我得说 他的屁股还算翘 And it's not a bad one, I might add.
别听他的 快说 Don't listen to him. Tell.
他懂什么 操就是 What the hell does he know? Fuck!
-能别再烦我了吗[从身上下来] -什么 - Would you get off my back? - Huh?
没什么 只是... Oh, nothing. You're just, er,
感到有点重 仅此而已 getting a little heavy, that's all.
我以为你有什么话想跟我说呢 It's like there was something you wanted to tell me.
其实 是有些话 Yeah, actually, er... there is.
说吧 泰迪 加油 机会在眼前 Go for it, Teddy. Come on. This is your chance.
你... You, er...
明晚想去巴比伦吗 You wanna go to Babylon tomorrow night?
你的脊梁骨呢 勇气在哪 Where's your backbone? Your fortitude?
润滑油在哪 Where's the lube?
-今晚巴比伦爆满 -不错 - Club was packed tonight. - Hmm, that's nice.
入口外排着长龙 A line all the way around the block.
很好 Great.
舞池挤到没法落脚 Barely any room on the dance floor.
不论发生什么 继续夜夜笙歌 Whatever else happens, by all means, keep on dancing.
你怎么样 亲爱的 今晚过得如何 What about you, dear? How was your evening?
没你那么刺激 Not nearly as exciting as yours.
我呆在这 I spent it here.
一个人 Alone.
想事 Thinking.
别说 "不是好兆头" And don't say "Always a dangerous sign. "
我做了些决定 I made some decisions.
-关于什么 -我的人生 - About what? - My life.
我想要的 What I want.
我以为你早已想清楚 I thought you'd already worked that out.
你放弃好莱坞的荣华富贵 You were gonna live off your considerable Hollywood wealth
在绘画领域一展身手 and try your hand at being an artist.
你为什么取笑我 Why are you making fun of me?
我没有取笑 I'm not making fun.
你让我紧张得要死 You're making me fucking nervous as hell.
告诉我 你想要什么 Just tell me what you want.
你决定了什么 What you've decided.
然后我们上床去做爱 And we can go to bed and fuck.
你知道我想要什么 You already know what I want.
我告诉过你 I've already told you.
是啊 你说过 That's right. You have.
一个丈夫 一个家庭 一个家 A husband, a family, a home,
生活的全部意义所在 all the things that make life worth living.
你能不能别他妈这样 Would you fucking cut it out?
打住 Just stop it.
我知道你不能给我这些 And I know you can't give me those things.
不是"不能" 不能代表我没这能力 Not 'can't'. Can't implies that I'm incapable.
我是没这打算 It's that I won't.
我接受 I accept that.
我想这是我一直爱你的原因 I suppose it's why I've always loved you.
无法被驯服的野兽 Oh, the untamable beast.
但恋人必须要有共同愿景 But to be a couple, both people have to want the same things.
朝同一个方向努力 To move in the same direction.
如果他们不能 或者不想 If they can't or... or won't...
他们真的没有未来 they really have nowhere to go.
或许的确没有 Probably not.
既然都知道没结果 Then why are we still doing this
我们何必还要这样在一起 if we both know it's never gonna work?
我哪知道 Damned if I know.
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
会有地方的 I'll figure it out.
记得告诉我一声 Let me know.
我的天呐 你长得好快 Oh, my goodness! You turned into a monster.
当心你的背 罗恩 Careful, Ron. Your back.
嗨 小家伙 想去看你的房间吗 Hey, partner. You wanna go see your room?
女士们 请容我们失陪一下 Would you ladies excuse us gents?
我就说他会非常开心的吧 Didn't I tell you he'd be thrilled?
-妈 -怎么了 - Mom! - What?
你把我舞会照片摆出来了啊 You have my prom picture out.
我一直很喜欢那张照片 I've always loved that picture.
看看那发型 那礼服 Look at that hair. That gown.
真难为情 It's embarrassing.
我不觉得 Not to me.
有时候我只是进来坐坐 You know, sometimes I come in here and I just sit.
是吗 You do?
我有时觉得 那是我对你仅剩的念想了 Sometimes I feel it's all I have left of you.
妈妈 谢谢你这么宽容 Thanks, Mom, for being so generous.
我们很乐意 亲爱的 It's our pleasure, darling.
另外 今晚有客人来吃饭 By the way, we have some people coming for dinner tonight.
家常便饭 就艾尔和洛伊斯·司格曼 I mean, nothing formal, just Al and Lois Seggerman
还有你爸的同事 and someone from Dad's office.
别担心 我不会碍事的 Don't worry. I won't be in the way.
我会呆在屋里 洗个澡 读读书 I'll stay up here, take a bath, read.
我是想要你和我们一起 I was hoping you'd join us.
一天下来 我也累了 It's been a long day and...
我理解 随你高兴 I understand. Whatever you like.
但要是你改变主意 But if you change your mind,
艾薇拉正在做你最爱的 Elvira's making your favourite -
三文鱼佐莳萝酱 salmon and dill sauce.
我告诉她 这是给你接风用的 I told her it was your welcome home dinner!
看来我没得选咯 Oh, then I suppose I have no choice.
你能回来真好 It's so good to have you back.
瞅DVD片名吗 Reading the DVD titles?
有时我坐这看 试试视力如何 I do that sometimes to make sure I don't need glasses.
《雨中曲》 'Singin' in the Rain',
《热情似火》 'Some Like it Hot',
《肮脏的哈里》 'Dirty Harry'.
这片子怎么也在 How'd that get there?
想起来了 当初我还以为是色情片 Oh, yeah, I remember. I thought it was a porn film.
嘿 开玩笑呢 Hey, joking.
好吧 是不怎么好笑 Ok, it wasn't very funny.
陪我去趟寝具店怎样 How about you come with me to Bed, Bath and Beyond?