来 我们再试一次 Okay, let's try this again.
你拿着 You take the part that isn't
不是三角形的部分 然后打三角形的角 a triangle and hit the part that is a triangle.
- 明白没 - 嘘 - Got it? - Both: Shh.
失陪一下 Excuse me.
噢 不好意思 是不是我的 Oh, I'm sorry. Was my working
工作影响到你们看电视剧了 at my job getting in the way of your TV show?
当然 所以我们才"嘘"你 Yeah. That's why I told you to "Shh".
我们在看整部 罪与判 We're watching every episode of "Crime and Judgment".
这部剧最新推出了全182集的收藏版精选系列 They just put out a collector's edition of all 182 episodes.
而且附赠了这一个超炫的破案公事包 It also came in this cool crime solving briefcase.
跟大侦探米切尔在剧里用的同款 Just like the one Detective Mitchell uses on the show.
同时还可以当作一个超棒的野餐篮 Also makes a great picnic basket.
唷呼 奥斯汀与艾丽团队 Yoo-hoo, team Austin and Ally!
还记得我吗 Remember me?
怎么忘得了 你可是瓦尔啊 How could we forget you, Val?
那个的制作人 You're the whacko producer who
想算计艾丽跟你签一个五年的合约 tried to trick Ally into a five year contract.
噢 那你们是记得我 Oh, so you do remember.
听着 我需要你们的帮忙 Listen, I need your help.
我手下的组合 流浪小猫将要大红大紫 只是还差... My group, The Stray Kitties, are one big hit away from having...
一支让她们大红大紫的单曲 Well, one big hit.
所以艾丽 我希望你和奥斯汀 And Ally, I want you and Austin
合作写一首歌 让她们一炮而红 to write the song that's gonna put them on the map.
- 我们是很乐意 不过... - 噢 那就行 我们现在谈谈价钱 - We'd love to, but... - Oh, great! Now let's talk money.
- 噢 你还没听我讲完... - 艾丽 别那么失礼 - Oh, you didn't let me finish... - Ally, don't be rude.
这位女士下面要谈钱了 The lady's talking money.
各位 我们不会给她写歌的 Guys, we're not gonna write her a song.
不好意思 瓦尔 我们现在实在是太忙了 Sorry, Val. We're just too busy right now.
对 我们不仅要做自己的 Yeah. Between working on our
音乐 而且也不怎么敢相信你了 own music and not really trusting you whatsoever.
所以真的不行 It's just not gonna happen.
那好 至少我试过一次 Okay. Well. It was worth a shot.
我衷心祝你们好运 I wish you all the luck in the world.
衷心祝你们都好运 I wish you all the luck in the world.
你不觉得咖啡烫吗 Isn't that coffee hot?
噢 是挺热的 再见 Oh, it's scorching. Bye-bye now.
字幕 When the crowd wants more, I bring on the thunder.
字幕 'Cause you've got my back, and I'm not going under.
字幕 You're my point, you're my guard.
字幕 You're the perfect chord.
字幕 And I see our names together on every billboard.
字幕 We're headed for the top, we've got it on lock.
字幕 We'll make 'em say "Hey!"
字幕 And we'll keep rockin'.
字幕 Oh, there's no way I could make it without ya.
字幕 Do it without ya, be here without ya.
字幕 It's no fun when you're doing it solo.
字幕 With you it's like, "Whoa". Yeah, and I know.
字幕 I own this dream.
字幕 'Cause I got you with me.
字幕 There's no way I could make it without ya.
字幕 Do it without ya, be here without ya.
这首歌太棒了 This song rocks.
我准备把这首歌作为我的新单曲 I'm ready to put it out as my new single.
你的新单不是应该要有... Shouldn't your new single have...
歌词才对吗 Lyrics?
我就知道少了些什么 I knew it was missing something.
为什么你不试试填一下词呢 Why don't you take a shot at writing the lyrics?
艾丽 上次靠我自己写出来的歌 实在太可怕了 Ally, last time I tried to write by myself, it was a disaster.
即使你在赛场上三击不中出局 So you struck out once.
你也应该再次拿起你的球拍 You got to pick your racket
回到球场 把球打进框内 back up and hit that puck right through that hoop.
你真的不太适合用运动类比 You should really avoid sports analogies.
不过你说到点子上了 But maybe you're right.
我应该再试一次 I should give this another shot.
这就是我想听到的 I was hoping you'd say that.
来 Here.
我给你准备了一本专属于你的歌本 I got you your very own song book.
- 啊 谢谢你 艾丽 - 看 里面还有... - Aw, thanks, Ally. - And look, it even has...
别碰我的本子 Don't touch my book.
我会成功的 I can do this.
我相信你 就想一些你最喜欢的东西 I know you can. Just think about your favorite things.
你在乎的人 把你知道的都写下来 People you care about. Write what you know.
那绝对不是地理 我刚挂科了 Well, that rules out geography. Because I just bombed my test.
你能想象世界上有西弗吉尼亚州这个地方吗 Did you know there's a West Virginia?
当然 我知道 Yes. Yes I did.
182集 182 episodes.
终于看完了 Done.
四天不睡也值了 Totally worth not sleeping for four straight days.
- 我们再看一次吧 - 赞同 - Let's watch the whole series again! - Woo!
来 罪与判拉力赛 第二轮开始 Yes! "Crime and Judgment" Marathon, round two.
别 No.
你们要是再坐在这里 It would be a crime for you
看四天电视 就等于犯罪了 to sit here watching TV for another four days.
这是我对你们的判决 That is my judgment.
哇 大伙 我成功了 我自己独立完成了整首歌的歌词 Woo! I did it, guys. I wrote all the lyrics to a song by myself.
我就知道你行的 I knew you could do it.
你自己写了一首歌吗 You wrote a song by yourself?
我先省事说好了 Let me just save you the trouble.
感觉不太好 It's not very good.
翠西 你还没听呢 Trish, you haven't even heard it yet.
对啊 我觉得我做得蛮不错的 Yeah. I think I've got a hit.
我不敢相信我竟然对这部剧 I can't believe I was so caught
如此着迷而错过了你写歌 up in this show I missed you writing a song.
我还错过了什么 What else did I miss?
新总统上台了吗 发生了一场僵尸大动乱吗 Is there a new President? Was there a zombie apocalypse?
我要打给我奶奶 I've got to call my grandma.
德兹 别傻了 Dez, don't be ridiculous.
也是 现在才从僵尸手上救她出来已为时太晚了 You're right. It's too late to save her from zombies.
这部电动滑板车每小时才走两英里 That motorized scooter only goes like two miles an hour.
打破防守 Breaking down.
无法隐藏 So you can't hide it.
无论 No matter what you do. I'm gonna steal your heart.
- 哇 电台都在放你的歌哎 - 太棒了 - Wow. Your song's all over the radio. - This is so exciting.
- 谢谢 - 好 我们直奔主题吧 - Thanks. - All right, let's cut to the chase.
这首歌肯定是关于某个女生的 This song's obviously about a girl.
你让我 神不守舍 "You drive me crazy"?
如天使 笑靥如花 "Angel smile"?
她是谁 Who is she?
没有啊 我没有在写谁 No one. It's not about anyone.
噢 拜托 难道不是写那个 Oh, come on. It's not about someone who's say...
穿着条纹上衣 在头发里乱找东西的女生吗 Wearing a striped shirt and picking something out of her hair?
为什么这里会有粟米糖 都不是这个季节的 How'd I get a candy corn in here? It's not even in season.
跟艾丽没关系 我都说过了 跟任何人都没关系 It's not about Ally. I told you, it's not about anyone.
我只是写一些我觉得很酷的歌词 I just wrote the lyrics that sounded cool to me.
我也经常写情歌 跟别人一点关系都没有 I write love songs all the time that aren't about anyone.
是吧 See?
我不懂你为什么要搞得那么神神秘秘 奥斯汀 I don't know why you're being so secretive, Austin.
这是你的歌迷想知道的事情 These are the kinds of things your fans want to know about.
我的歌迷喜欢的是我的音乐 不是我的绯闻 My fans love my music, not the gossip.
我保证她们不在乎这首歌是写给谁的 I guarantee they don't care who the song's about.
好吧 也许她们在乎 Okay, so maybe they do care.
你的歌迷是不会 Your fans aren't gonna
放过你的 要是你一直不说出事实的话 leave you alone until you say who it's about.
网上都在讨论 It's all over the Internet.
还有杂志 And these magazines.
我能理解《青少年独家》和《迈阿密音乐》 I mean, I get "Teen Scoop" And "Miami Music".
不过《时尚》 But "Fancy Cat"?
你确实有猫的潜质 Well, he does have a feline quality.
那种美国长毛猫 Sort of an American Longhair.
德兹 我不是美国长毛猫 Dez, I'm not an American Longhair.
那你也不是俄罗斯蓝猫 Well, you're no Russian Blue.
这里是你曾经交往过的每个女生 This is every girl you've ever been seen with.
包括我 Including me.
老实说 他们不可以找张好看点的照片吗 And seriously, they couldn't find a better picture?
奥斯汀 如果这首歌跟艾丽没关系 那是写给谁的 Look, Austin. If the song's not about Ally, then who's it about?
我们都知道肯定跟某个人有关的 就告诉我们他的名字吧 We know it's about somebody. Just give us a name.
她是谁 What's her name?!
好 你想知道名字吗 Fine. Do you want a name?
她是... It's...
吉塔拉 Guitarla...
鼓莉 Drumly.
吉塔拉 鼓莉 我们在一起了 Guitarla Drumly. We're dating.
噢 吉塔拉 顾莉 很有异国风情哦 Oh, Guitarla Drumly. How exotic.
德兹 他不是真的跟吉塔拉 鼓莉约会 Dez, he's not actually dating Guitarla Drumly.
噢 Oh.
我可以要她的手机号吗 Then can I have her number?
我喜欢外国人 I like exotic girls.
我还是觉得这首歌是写你的 艾丽 I still think the song's about you, Ally.
不是 很久之前我们就说好只做朋友了 It's not about me. We agreed to just be friends a long time ago.
你的眼珠刚刚往左移了 You just shifted your eyes to the left.
你肯定在隐瞒些什么 A sure sign you're hiding something.
现在她还眨眼了 Now she blinked!
一个更确切的标志 她在隐瞒些什么 A definite sign she's hiding something.
你们看太多罪与判了 You guys have been watching way too much "Crime & Judgment".
现在她转了眼珠 摇了下头 Now she's rolling her eyes. Now she's shaking her head.
她在转身 她在向前走 Now she's turning away. Now she's walking away.
她要出门了 Now she's leaving.
我想我们永远都没办法知道这首歌是不是跟她有关 I guess we'll never know if the song's about her.
跟她无关 这首歌在写我 It's not about her. It's about me.
布鲁克 我们没看到你进来啊 Brooke. We didn't see you come in.
我想终止谣言 I want to put the rumors to rest.
奥斯汀很明显还在 Austin's clearly still hung
挽救着我们分分合合的浪漫爱情 up on our epic on-again off-again romance.
更像是分了不合 More like off-again, never-again.
你们才约会过两次 You guys went on two dates.
37次 37.
如果你算上我梦中的那些 If you count the ones in my dreams.
你们看 我在剪贴簿上为每次约会都留了专页 Look. I made a page in my scrapbook for every date.
哇 你们比我想象的正式多了 Wow. You two are more serious than I thought.
绝对不可能是写给她的 There's no way it's about her.
相信我 当他们不再 Trust me, when they stopped
约会 奥斯汀整个人都松了一口气 尤其是当她 dating Austin was so relieved when she...
消失的时候 Disappeared.
我的天 她真的行如忍者 Man, she's like a ninja.
我不能把布鲁克的可能性完全排除 I wouldn't rule Brooke out just yet.
我几个星期前还看到他们两个在一起 I saw them together a few weeks ago.
那时我在学校装饰蛋糕 无意中听到他们的对话 I was frosting a cake at school when I overheard them talking.
太感谢了 奥斯汀 Thanks a lot, Austin.
我永远都不会忘记的 I'll never forget this.
诶 这听起来很可疑 Well, that sounds suspicious.
我一直都以为是跟艾丽有关的 All this time I thought it was about Ally.
但是现在看来布鲁克也是有可能的 But that makes it sound like Brooke.
别太快下结论 Not so fast.
我在商场里也发现了一些可疑的事情 I also saw something suspicious at the Mall.
我那时在“每个人的海滩”上装饰蛋糕 然后... I was frosting a cake at "Everything's Beachy" When...
先停 Wait a minute.
为什么你老是在装饰蛋糕 Why are you always frosting cakes?
噢 我报了一个网上的蛋糕装饰试用课程 Oh. I got an online coupon for a cake decorating class.
反正... Anyway...
我很高兴我们能够合作 I'm really glad we're doing this.
我也是 最重要的是没有人知道 Me too. The most important thing is that nobody finds out.
不然一切都搞砸了 It would ruin everything.
嗯 目前来说 这是我们之间的小秘密 Yeah. For now, it'll just be our little secret.
你知道 你真的是个很体贴的男生 You know, you're a really sweet guy.
我知道 I know.
听起来他们背着我们复合了 Sounds like they're hiding the fact that they're back together.
那么姬拉就是头号嫌疑了 That makes Kira suspect number one.
你当然会这么想 不过我又看到 You'd think. But I also saw
奥斯汀和那个欧洲超模在一起了 Austin and that European supermodel together.
- 那时我在迷你的... - 我来猜下 装饰蛋糕 - I was at Mini's... - Let me guess. Frosting a cake?
不时 我在弄新娘和新郎两个小糖人 No. I was working on little sugar brides and grooms.
奥斯汀穆恩是我的男朋友 Austin Moon my boyfriend.
我爱你 I love you.
我的天啦 太不可思议了 Oh my gosh, this is crazy!
我现在比开始的时候更搞不懂了 I'm even more confused now than when we started.
我懂你的 不过你肯定没想到 前几天... I know. And get this! Just the other day...
这是我吃过最棒的蛋糕 This is the best cake I've ever had.
兄弟 谢啦 Thanks, buddy.
What up?
慢着 这之间有什么关系吗 Wait. What does that have to do with anything?
没有 我只是想 Nothing. I just wanted you
让你知道我做了一个很棒的结婚蛋糕 to know I make a pretty mean wedding cake.
我们知道了你和布鲁克 姬拉 还有欧洲超模的秘密了 We know you were with Brooke, Kira, and the European model.
这首歌肯定跟其中一个人有关 The song's got to be about one of them.
快如实招来 Just tell us who.
我是不会说的 I'm not saying anything.
听着 我们可以在这里陪你玩一整晚 Look. We could be here all night.
事实上 我要七点前回家 我妈做了猪排 Actually, I got to be home by 7:00. My mom's making pork chops.
为什么你们要审问他 Why are you guys interrogating him?
我们看了182集的罪与判 We've seen 182 episodes of "Crime & Judgment".
这是你获得罪犯回答的方法 This is how you get answers.
我有一个问题 需要得到你们的回答 I have a question that needs answering.
为什么奥斯汀偷了我的歌 Why did Austin steal my song?
- 啊 - 你说什么 - Huh? - Say what now?
《偷心之贼》是我写的歌 奥斯汀偷走了 I wrote the song "Steal Your Heart," Then Austin stole it.
呃 偷走的是歌 不是我的心 Well, the song. Not my heart.
什么 我没有 What? No, I didn't.
喔 小姐 我们都知道你少了根筋 Wow. We knew you were missing a few screws, lady,
但我们不知道你整个神经系统都崩溃了 but we didn't know you lost the whole toolbox.
噢 别装无辜了 Oh, don't act so innocent.
你们三个也有参与 You three helped him steal the song.
什么 What?
这是我听过最可笑的事情 That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.
法官会还我公道的 A Judge will be the Judge of that.
- 什么 - 你说清楚 - What? - What are you talking about?
为什么提到传票 What's a subpoena?
你要控告我们偷走了《偷心之贼》 You're suing us for stealing "Steal Your Heart?"
你这样做只是想 You're just doing this to get
报复我们 因为我们不帮你写歌 revenge because we wouldn't write you a song.
可以这么说 反正法官会还我公道 Maybe. A Judge will be the Judge of that.
你说过了 You already said that.
我们法院见 See you in court.
太糟了 This is bad.
如果奥斯汀的歌迷也认为他偷了歌 他的演艺事业就完蛋了 If Austin's fans think he stole the song, his career is over.
我说的可是要在街上卖艺乞讨 And I'm talking playing for pennies on the street over.
要改名换姓搬去北达科他州的那种完蛋 Change your name and move to North Dakota over.
还有北达科他州这个地方 There's a North Dakota?
我们真的要给你买张地图才行 We really need to get you a map.
肃静 肃静 Order. Order.
我在此宣布审判第4284号案件 I hereby call to order case number 4284.
关于... The matter of...
噢 盗歌事件 Ooh, a stolen song.
噢 还是奥斯汀穆恩呢 Ooh! Austin Moon.
比我想象的精彩多了 This is going to be better than I thought.
翠西 你确定你准备好了吗 Trish, are you sure you're ready for this?
嘿 我可是看过182集的《罪与判》 Hey. I've watched 182 episodes of "Crime & Judgment".
如果这都没赋予我资格 那么什么才行 If that doesn't qualify me to represent us, then what does?
不知道啊 可能是在律师学校的三年学习 I don't know. Maybe three years of law school,
一些实习经历 通过律师资格考试 a few internships, passing the Bar Exam.
我没问题的 I got this.
这里由翠西 戴 拉 洛萨为当事人辩护 法官大人 Trish De La Rosa for the defense, your honor.
我的当事人是无辜的 My client's innocent.
这首受到起诉的歌是他写的 He wrote the song in question.
还有一切的反对 驳回 陪审团 休庭 Also objection, overruled, sidebar, recess,
- 和人身保护令 - 你想表达什么 - habeas corpus. - Excuse me?
只是想证明一下我的专业性而已 法官 Just proving I know what I'm doing, Sir.
而我的到场就是要证明 And I am here to prove that
这首歌是我写的 而奥斯汀穆恩偷了 I wrote the song and Austin Moon is a thief.
越来越精彩了 我们赶快开始审讯吧 This is getting good. Let's get this trial started.
克劳馥小姐 请问你有 Ms. Crawford, do you have
任何证据证明你写了这首歌吗 any evidence to prove you wrote this song?
我有 法官大人 我将请 I do, your honor. And I'll show
我的第一位证人来证明 you that evidence by calling my first witness.
德兹 我不得不注意到你带来了一个公事包 Dez, I couldn't help but notice you carry a briefcase.
这是新的吗 Is that new?
没错 跟那个 Yep. Just like the one
《罪与判》中大侦探米切尔用的包包同款 Detective Mitchell uses in "Crime & Judgment".
- 我几个星期前买的 - 非常有趣 - Got it a few weeks ago. - Interesting.
因为这和我 Because it's just like the one
之前失踪的一个公事包长得一模一样 I had before it went missing a few weeks ago.
不过这个是我的 Well, this one is mine.
里面有你署名的笔记本在 It even has a notebook with your name on it,
一张有你名字的驾照... a driver's license with your name on it...
还有你署名的《偷心之贼》的歌词原稿 The lyric sheet to "Steal Your Heart" With your name on it.
嘿 Hey.
噢 证据确凿 Oh, snap.
瓦尔赢了 Val just busted you.
呃哼 我是说 继续 Ahem! I mean, proceed.
- 为什么我会有你的东西 - 因为你偷了我的公事包 - How did I get all your stuff? - You stole my briefcase!
法官大人 这是我的 Your honor, these are my
手写歌词稿 可以证明是我写的这首歌 handwritten lyrics that prove I wrote the song.
这的确是让人信服的证据 That's pretty compelling evidence.
反对 我们可以证明她在说谎 Objection! She's lying and we can prove it.
我们能吗 Can we prove it?
事实上... Actually...
我觉得我可以 I think I can.
法官大人 我想呈上这本 Your honor, I would like to submit the book I
我送给奥斯汀的写了《偷心之贼》的歌词本 gave Austin to write "Steal Your Heart" In.
如果你打开它 你会发现里面... If you open it, you'll find that it is...
一片空白 Completely blank.
我没有把歌词写在本子里 我写在餐巾纸上了 I didn't write it in the book. I wrote it on a napkin.
就在我的裤袋里 It's right here in my pants.
不过很明显我妈妈洗掉了 Which my mom apparently washed.
穆恩先生 如果你无法提供任何有用的证据 Mr. Moon, if you can't offer any real evidence,
我只能宣判克劳馥女士胜诉 I'll have no choice but to rule in favor of Ms. Crawford.
我们该怎么办 What are we going to do?
奥斯汀 如果你老实交代 Austin, if you come clean
告诉法官这首歌是写给谁的 and tell the court who the song is about,
或许我们可以让法官相信你没有偷歌 maybe we can convince the Judge you didn't steal it.
可是跟任何人都无关啊 But it's not about anybody.
我知道这不是真的 I know that's not true.
既然你不愿意说 我只能用其他方法证明了 And since you won't tell me, I'll prove it another way.
法官大人 我想请我第一证人出庭作证 Judge, I'd like to call my first witness.
法官大人 很明显 Your honor, it's pretty obvious the
这首被起诉的歌是写给一位特别的女孩的 song in question was written about a special girl.
我现在就来证明这位女孩是谁 And I'm gonna prove who that girl is.
布鲁克 三个星期前奥斯汀在学校给了你一束花 Brooke, three weeks ago Austin gave you flowers at school.
是不是 Did he not?
呃... Well...
不完全是 Not exactly.
事情是这样的 我们在学校里... Here's what happened. We were in school...
你有收到我送你的花吗 Did you get my flowers?
布鲁克 我跟你说过 我们不可能的 Brooke, I told you. I'm not interested.
我不能收这束花 I can't take these.
真是谢谢了 奥斯汀 Thanks a lot, Austin.
我永远都不会忘记的 I'll never forget this.
好吧 所以这首歌写的不是布鲁克 Okay. So the song's not about Brooke.
呃 我们还不可以这么肯定 Uh. We don't know that for sure.
他不喜欢你 He's not into you.
放手吧 Move on.
你可以形容一下你跟奥斯汀的关系吗 Can you describe the nature of your relationship with Austin?
奥斯汀穆恩是我的男朋友 Austin Moon my boyfriend.
听到了吗 You hear that?
他们甚至还在公开场合里说“我爱你” They've even been spotted saying "I love you" In public.
我爱你 I love you.
我反对 I object!
我也是 我们没有在交往 Me too! We're not in love.
我只是给她上英文课而已 I've been giving her English lessons.
我爱你 I love you.
我爱烙饼 I love pancakes.
- - Boom. - Boom.
下一位证人 Next witness.
- 我爱你 - 是是是 我也爱你 - I love you. - Yeah yeah yeah. I love you too.
离开这里 Get off the stand.
我注意到你和奥斯汀之间有一个秘密 It's come to my attention that you and Austin have a secret.
这是真的吗 Is this true?
嗯... Um...
是的 Yes, that's true.
肃静 Order.
终于问到了 现在 就告诉 Finally. Now, tell the
法庭你和奥斯汀在隐瞒些什么 court what secret you and Austin are hiding.
我不能说 I can't say.
奥斯汀的名声就靠你了 Austin's reputation depends on it.
我真的不能告诉你 I really can't tell you.
史塔小姐 请记住 你是要说实话的 Remember, Miss Starr, you're under oath.
现在快把这个劲爆的小秘密说出来 Now spill the juicy deets.
好吧 我在帮奥斯汀 Fine. I was helping Austin
请魔力红乐队在艾丽的惊喜派对上演出 get Maroon 5 to play at Ally's surprise party.
啊 Aw.
你们要帮我办一个惊喜派对 You guys are throwing me a surprise party?
不惊喜了 Not anymore.
噢 我的天 Oh man.
噢 这简直是浪费时间 法官大人 Oh, this is a waste of time, your honor.
翠西根本就没有证明任何东西 Trish hasn't proven anything.
她只是在拖延时间 因为她没有证据 She's just stalling because she doesn't have a case.
恐怕她是对的 穆恩先生 I'm afraid she's right, Mr. Moon.
我只能宣判克劳馥女士... I have no choice but to rule in favor of Ms...
等等 - Wait! -
先别做决定 - Don't make your decision yet.
你要呈上新证据吗 - You have new evidence to introduce?
噢 不是 我刚刚去了洗手间 Oh no, I was just in the bathroom.
我不想错过什么 I didn't want to miss anything.
法官大人 在你做下判决之前 Your honor, before you make your ruling,
我还有一个证据 I have one more piece of evidence.
奥斯汀 我要你现场表演《偷心之贼》 Austin, I'd like you to sing "Steal Your Heart".
噢 我最喜欢的歌 Ooh! That's my jam.
这有什么用 How is this gonna help?
就唱吧 你要相信翠西 Just do it. You have to trust Trish.
还有《罪与判》的编剧 And the writers of "Crime & Judgment" Who
因为她的法律知识都是从里面学来的 taught her everything she knows about the law.
嗯 嗯 嗯 嗯 Mm-mm! Mm-mm!
字幕 Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
字幕 Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
我反对 I object.
这又跟本案有什么关系 How is this relevant?
我不知道 不过我想看奥斯汀表演 I don't know. But I want to see Austin perform.
现在 奥斯汀先去准备 休庭15分钟 Now, while Austin gets ready, let's take a 15 minute recess.
耶 休庭 我们在猴子酒吧见 Yay, recess. Meet you on the monkey bars.
播吧 - Hit it. -
眼中的你 循规蹈矩 You're a good girl.
如天使 笑靥如花 登杂志 完美留影 The perfect picture of an Angel's smile, from a magazine.
欢迎光临 大千世界 But it's a new world.
我察觉到 你隐藏的 完美一面 无人曾见 And I know somewhere there's a side of you no one's ever seen.
有请此刻展现 Hey now, baby!
无须怀疑 你让我神不守舍 No doubt about it, girl you drive me crazy.
无可置疑 你让我甘心认罪 你的一颦一蹙 I'm pleading guilty to the way you make me.
让我成为偷心之贼 Want to steal your heart.
偷走你的心 Steal your heart.
任你称我滔天罪犯 Call me criminal.
不可否认 我已心系 I won't deny you make me want it all.
Everything you are.
请将我心封锁 由我你的心扉 So lock it up! Go on and try it.
无论 我 No matter what you do I'm gonna steal your heart.
我 I confess.
你的天真无邪 让我着迷沉醉 I kind of like it that you're innocent.
即便防卫森严 我亦 Keeping up your guard. I'm breaking down!
你无法隐藏 So you can't hide it!
无论所做所 No matter what you do I'm gonna steal your heart.
这就是我要呈现的证据 法官 Well, there's your proof, Sir.
证明他是一个出色的歌手和舞者 That he's a great singer and dancer?
我们早就知道了 We knew that already.
不 No.
现在我们可以知道奥斯汀的这首歌是关于谁的了 Now we know who Austin wrote the song about.
我们知道了 We do?
没错 Yes.
当他唱歌的时候 他看了法庭上的每一个女孩 When he sang, he looked at every girl in the room.
只有一位除外 Except one.
我有一个清晰的解释 There's an obvious explanation.
对于他来说 这太触动感情了 It was too emotional for him.
奥斯汀的这首歌是写给艾丽的 Austin wrote the song about Ally.
肃静 Order in the court.
呃 法官大人 我可以靠近证人席吗 Um, your honor, may I approach the witness stand?
你已经过去了 所以... 好 You already have, so... yes.
奥斯汀 这是真的吗 Austin, is it true?
这首歌是关于我的 You wrote it about me?
没错 是真的 Yeah, it's true.
我应该早点告诉你的 可是我不行 I should have told you earlier, but I couldn't.
你告诉我要写我在乎的人 那个人就是你 You told me to write about someone I care about and that's you.
你对我还有感觉吗 Do you still have feelings for me?
没有 No.
有吧 Yes.
我不知道 I don't know.
我只知道我喜欢跟你做朋友的感觉 All I know is I love being friends with you.
我不想破坏这种关系 And I don't want to ruin that.
这就是我不能说这是歌是在写你的原因 That's why I couldn't say it was about you.
噢 Aw.
我明白了 I get it.
我很开心我们保持朋友关系 I'm happy we're still just friends,
不过我还是很希望这首歌是写给我的 but I kind of hoped it was about me.
噢 Aw.
噁 Ewe!
法官大人 这根本无法证明 Your honor, this proves nothing.
在我看完表演和这两个人的深情对话后 After seeing that performance and watching these two together,
我深信是奥斯汀写了这首歌 nothing can convince me Austin didn't write the song.
但等等 法官大人 But wait wait, your honor.
公事包又如何解释 What about the briefcase?
看过《罪与判》73集的人都知道 Anyone who saw episode 73 of "Crime & Judgment" Knows,
公事包是可以被调包的 the briefcases could have been switched.
这是我听过最可笑的事情 That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.
法官会还我公道 A Judge will be the Judge of that.
什么 What?
为什么提到传票 What's a subpoena?
你也看《罪与判》吗 You watch "Crime & Judgment" Too?
整整八季都看完了 All eight seasons.
驳回原告控诉 Case dismissed.
字幕 I confess.
字幕 I kind of like it that you're innocent.
字幕 Keeping up your guard. I'm breaking down.
字幕 So you can't hide it.
字幕 No matter what you do I'm gonna steal your heart.
我要求再次呈上证据 I order the evidence to be presented again.
法官大人 我已经唱了八次了 Your honor, I've already sung it eight times.
我告诉过你的... I told you...
这是我最喜欢的歌 It was my jam.
播吧 艾丽 - Hit it, Ally. -
字幕 Girl, you drive me crazy.
字幕 I'm pleading guilty to the way you make me.
字幕 Want to steal your heart.
字幕 Steal your heart.
字幕 Call me criminal.
字幕 I won't deny you make me want it all.
字幕 Everything you are.
字幕 So lock it up.
字幕 Go on and try it.
No matter what you do I'm gonna steal your heart.