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拜托 Come on.
喂 ，老兄，你为啥要从底部开始抽？ hey, man, why would you start from the bottom?
因为他是Ben It's Ben, that's why.
- 我要再来一瓶苹果酒 - 好了，兄弟们 - I'm gonna get another cider. - All right, guys
天啊 Jesus Christ
再来一瓶 你不开车了吗 Another one? Aren't you driving?
我要向Paula打小报告 告诉她你喝两轮了 I'm gonna let Paula know, you've got two turns.
你要告诉她 你就死定了 You tell her, you're dead meat.
让我们换个游戏玩玩 Let's play another game.
- 呃 看看我能找到什么游戏 - 好啊 Um...Let's see if I can grab one - Yeah.
- 看看我们有啥游戏 - 喂，我们能玩扭扭乐吗 - I'll see what we got - Hey, Can we play twister?
呃 我才不和你玩扭扭乐呢 老兄 Um...I'm not playing twister with you, bro.
还想玩扭扭乐 老兄 你多大了 chill with the Twister, bro, how old are you?
和你无关 Old enough.
- 嗯 - 呃，看，我们居然有这个 - hmm - well, there's this, we do have this
这是啥？ What is that?
没有谎言可以在这个测谎仪前躲藏起来 "Secrets can't hide from the Lie Detector"
我玩定了 I'm down.
我 我们不是真的要玩这游戏吧 We...We're not actually gonna play this game,are we?
看看吧 不过我觉得很有趣 I dont know, looks fun to me.
开玩吧 let's do it
我才不要 来玩扑克或者其他的吧 No, let's play Poker or something,
要我玩这个做梦去吧 there's no way I'm playing that game
你在怕什么呢 What are you afraid of ?
这就是小孩子玩的测谎游戏 这 this is a kid's lie detector game, this...
这才不是小孩子的过家家 读读看 It's not a kid's game, look, read it
老少皆宜 its fun for all ages.
我们很适合的 老兄 We're all ages,dude.
你难道认为这个测谎仪真的管用吗？ You think that thing actually works ?
- 谁在乎？你有啥秘密还是什么？还准备向我们隐瞒吗？ - 我知道 Who cares? you got a secret or something？you're tryna hide something from us? - I know
我懂...但我才不会玩这么幼稚的东西 I know...I'm not gonna play this game.
那你是对测谎游戏有那么一丢丢的害怕吗 Are you afraid of a little bit of lie detector game?
不 不 不 不 不 不 no,no,no,no,no,no...
嘿 我们到底是玩这个还是扭扭乐或者脱衣扑克 兄弟？ Look, Is this or twister or strip poker,dude?
你没吃药吗居然想玩脱衣扑克和扭扭乐 What's with you and getting naked and twisting?
不，我们今晚只玩测谎游戏 No,We're just gonna play some lie detector games.
- 不 不 不 没门 - 哦 是的 没错 我们今晚就玩这个 - No...no...no way. - Oh,yes...yes We're.
打死我也不玩 I'm not ganna play this game!
好了 All right,
嗯 Okay.
把测谎头盔戴在头上然后这个神奇的机器将会揭露你不可告人的秘密 Place the lie detector helmets on your head and the magical machine will reveal your darkest secrets...
- 听上去挺有趣 - 管它的，快继续吧 - Sounds fun - Whatever, Just go.
没问题，我先来 Okay, I'll go first.
Hector Hector,
你看"泰坦尼克号"哭过吗 Did you cry during the Titanic?
当然没有啦 Absolutely not.
你居然看哭过 You cried during the Titanic.
看 你要把他裤兜里的秘密都抖出来了 Look, his little secrets poking out of his pants.
这事才没发生过 明显没有 This thing doesn't work, it clearly doesn't work
大概是15年前吧 It was like 15 years ago.
10年前吧 Ten years ago.
5年前 five years ago.
4天前 Four days ago!
随便吧 Larry whatever. Larry,
你现在还尿床吗 Do you still wet the bed?
这可有趣多了 Especially,kind of fun.
不 No,
- 哇 天啊 - 什么 Oh, God! - What?
让我解释下 我习惯喝很多水 但我的膀胱太小了 I drink,...let me explain. I drink lots of water in habits...and I...I have a small bladder.
这是种病 It's a condition.
病 这病叫啥 Larry A condition? What's a condtion called, Larry?
这 这叫膀胱 It' a bladder...bladder...
什么鬼 What...What？
你知道你在说些什么吗 You don't...you don't know what youre talking about?
- 讨论这个可没意思 - 冷静点 - It's not funny at all. - Cool.
呃 Larry ah...Larry
你能用你的舌头舔肘部吗 Can you lick your elbow?
不能 No.
你为啥这都要说谎? Why would you lie about that?
总之轮到我了 呃 Anyway, my turn, ummm...
Hector Hector,
你有没有不想让大家知道的小秘密 Do you have a secret that you don't want anyone to know?
我猜 有吧 Yeah, I guess.
噢 你还真有 Oh, you do.
- 好吧 - 你是否 呃 - okay - Have you ever...umm...
杀过人 killed anybody?
天啊 你必须老实回答哦 Oh my god! You gotta a answer it.
没错 我之前杀过人哦 Yes. I've killed someone before.
在使命召唤(枪战游戏)里 In... Call of Duty.
- 喔 - 呃 - Oh - mm-hmm.
轮到我了 My turn.
Larry Larry.
- 你最喜欢什么颜色 - 紫色 - What's your favorite color? - Purple.
Hector 2017年十月3日你在家吗 Hector, Were you home on the night of October 3rd 2017?
当然 yeah.
Larry Larry,
没错 我找到他了 Yeah, I've got him.
收到 copy.
*你能想象陷入爱河后的生活吗* *Do you believe in life after love*
你是不是刚好在做一个从事卧底的工作 Do you by any chance have a job that you've kept undercover.
没有 我什么都不知道 No, nothing comes to mind.
Larry 你喜欢冰淇淋吗 - 喜欢 Larry, Do you like ice cream? - Yes.
Hector Hector,
你是那种变态杀手吗 are you a hitman for the single of pink coattail?
- 不是 No.
哼 Hmm.
Larry Larry,
你是缉毒警察吗 are you a narc?
不是 No.
Hector Hector,
- 你喜欢纸杯蛋糕吗 - 是的 - Do you like cupcakes. - Yes.
Hector 对于你现在谋求的东西 Hector,how do you feel about anything you seek
将会在法庭上作为对你的指控有什么感想吗 and then will be used against you in a court of law?
感觉非常棒 feels great.
你们哪来的这么好玩的卡片 Where did you guys get all the good cards, man?
Larry Larry.
你现在正在跟我开玩笑吗 Do you think you're messing with the same man right now
不是 No.
Larry 你 Larry, do you..
闭嘴 Ben shut up! Ben
Hector Hector,
你知道有一支训练有素的情报小组 Hector, did you know that there's a team of highly trained intelligence operatives
在你房子外 in a van outside your house
已经盯了你整整一周 has been parked there all week.
Larry Larry.
你知道我也有人盯着你的那些盯着我的人 Did you know that I got people watching your people watch me watch you watch me.
你知道现在我有狙击手瞄准你的吗 Did you know I have a sniper watching you right now?
啊 ah.
哦 很好 那你知道我也有6个很厉害的神枪手瞄准你的吗 Yeah, well, did you know that I have seen a pingas six best marksman watching you right now?
嗯 我们走着瞧 Um...See where's gonna go.
兄弟们 我们能不能冷静点 Guys, guys, can we...can we just calm down?
我有600个狙击手 I've got 600 men.
好了 看看你自己 Now, look at you
发着光 glowing
像个超大的红色圣诞灯 like one big ol red Christmas light.
是时候打开这些圣诞礼物了 It's time to open gifts.
哦 但你的妻子叫Betty 对吗 Yeah, but you have a wife named Betty,right?
Hector 他是你最好的基友 Hector, he's your best friend, man
快停下 stop!
不 他不是 No, he's not!
他不是我最好的基友 He's not my best friend
我是你最好的基友吗 Am I your best friend?
不 No,
也许吧 Maybe.
行吧 你是 Yes, yes
你呢 What about you?
我是你最好的基友吗 Am I your best friend.
才不是 No.
绝对不是 You're not!
也许吧 Maybe.
是 yes.
千真万确 Hell yes!
但你才没占据我心底的全部位置 but I don't love you with all my heart.
是吗 嗯 但你看起来总在逃避我 Yeah? well, it's not like you've always been there for me.
不管怎样你自从小学二年起就是我最好的基友 But you were my best friend since second grade.
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解除戒备 伙伴们 Stand down boys.
那么你第二要好的基友是谁 And who is your second best friend?
闭嘴吧 Ben shut up! Ben