在吗? Are you there?
我在。 I'm here.
帮帮我。我的当事人要进监狱了。 Help me. My client is going tojail.
哦，不，她不会，我想我找到方法了。 Oh, no, she's not. I think I've got it.
真的吗? Really?
查一下哈森诉康拉德案。 Look up Hasson v. Conrad.
类似的间接证据，案件被驳回。 Similar circumstantial evidence, case was thrown out.
法律雄鹰,谢谢。 Legaleagle, thank you.
你是这个聊天室里最聪明的人。 You are by far the most brilliant mind in this chat room.
谢谢,法律女孩。 Thank you, Lawyer- girl.
我知道我们在这里是匿名的， I realize we have certain anonymity here,
但你会不会，恰好有个名字呢? but do you, by any chance, have a name?
我是夏琳。 It's Charlene.
昨天我想你了。 I missed you yesterday.
今天过得怎么样? How was your day?
平淡无奇。我早上锻炼一个小时， Uneventful. I exercised for an hour in the morning,
下午在院子里闲逛， poked around in the yard in the afternoon,
晚上去邻居家找女朋友。 and visited with a girlfriend down the block in the evening.
听起来相当无辜的。 Sounds innocent enough.
别被我无聊的日子骗了。 Don't let my humdrum day fool you now.
我也有黑暗的一面。 I also have a very dark side.
嗯,我31岁 Well, I'm 31,
有着飘逸的长发和健壮的身体。 with long, flowing locks and an athletic body.
彼得，你长什么样? Peter, what do you look like?
我有点老了。6“2”。 I'm a little older. 6'2".
我的头发是……嗯…它很轻。 My hair is... Hmm... It's light.
呃，很轻。 Uh, it's boyishly light.
晚安，律师小姐。 And good night to you, Lawyer- girl.
Gendler。 Gendler.
- 早上好，桑德森先生- 嗨。 - Good morning, Mr. Sanderson. - Hi.
- 早上,彼得。- 你好吗? - Morning, Peter. - How are you?
先生们。 Gentlemen.
哦,很好。彼得在这里。我们可以开始了。 Oh, good. Peter's here. We can begin.
好吧。继续紧迫的事务。 Okay. On to pressing business.
有消息说咖啡业的女继承人维吉尼亚·阿内斯夫人 Word has come to us that coffee heiress, Mrs. Virginia Arness,
解雇了她现在的税务律师。 has dismissed her current tax lawyers.
弗吉尼亚Arness, Virginia Arness,
74岁，在乔治亚州雅典出生长大。 74 years old, born and raised in Athens, Georgia.
13岁时，她被送到了英国的寄宿学校， At the age of 13, she was shipped off to boarding school in England,
她最近一直住在那里。 where she's been residing until just recently.
那只是两天前的事。 That was only two days ago.
让人印象深刻。 Impressive.
我们都听说阿内斯夫人有节俭的癖好。 Now, we've all heard that Mrs. Arness has a penchant for thriftiness.
她给“保守”一词带来了新的含义。 And that she brings new meaning to the term "conservative."
这并不容易。 It's not going to be easy.
她疑神疑鬼，多疑。彼得…… She's paranoid and suspicious. Peter...
我是她的人。 I'm her guy.
我单身。我会给她晚上，周末。 I'm single. I'll give her nights, weekends.
你不是星期天结婚吗，托德? Aren't you getting married on Sunday, Todd?
这是灵活的。 That's flexible.
彼得，我不希望这件事影响到你 And, Peter, I wouldn't want this to interfere
和你家人一起去夏威夷度假 with your family's Hawaiian vacation.
你继续。我都处理好了。 You go on. I got it all taken care of.
Mahalo。 Mahalo.
你真是令人钦佩，陶德。 Well, that's very admirable of you, Todd.
我是说，你的年轻绝对会让你变成一个混蛋… I mean, your youth definitely makes you an ass...
．..去公司， ...et to the company,
尤其是一年一度的垒球比赛。 especially at the annual softball game.
但对一个74岁的保守老妇人来说呢? But to an archconservative 74- year- old woman?
我们不收阿内斯太太一分钱 What we will do is not charge Mrs. Arness one single red cent
为了她的遗产规划。 for her estate planning.
为什么? Why?
因为我们不在乎那点钱。 Because we don't care about that measly fee.
我们用它来招揽她的生意， We use it as a loss leader to get her corporate business,
数十亿美元的Arness咖啡集团 the multibillion- dollar Arness coffee conglomerate.
嗯。 Hmm.
有什么事吗，华仔? How may I help you, Howie?
我只是想祝贺你扭转了局面。 Just thought I'd congratulate you on turning it around.
把什么? Turning what around?
你蜿蜒Gendler。 You snaked Gendler.
请。詹德勒不会打扰我。 Please. Gendler doesn't bother me.
哦,这是正确的。他不会打扰你的。 Oh, that's right. He doesn't bother you.
我到底在想什么? What the heck was I thinking?
听着，我想也许下班后你和我去打个招呼， Listen, I thought maybe after work you and me go tie one on,
也许可以去看看当地的人才。 maybe check out some of the local talent.
不能。我6点要见Arness夫人。 Can't. I'm meeting Mrs. Arness at 6:00.
顺便说一句，"你和我打个结" And by the way it's, "You and I go tie one on,"
不是"你和我去" not "You and me go."
有人在这里给你发信息。 Somebody messaging you here.
Lawyer- girl是谁? Who's Lawyer- girl?
- 没有人。- 哇! - Nobody. - Whoa!
有人在网上相亲了吗? Did someone make a blind internet date?
不。我是说，严格来说，但不是。 No. I mean, you know, well, technically, but no.
我是在一个法律聊天室认识她的。她很有品位也很聪明。 I met her in a legal chat room. She's very classy and smart.
你什么时候能搞定她? When do you nail her?
今晚7点我要去追她。 I'm courting her tonight at 7:00.
哦,天哪。你在向她求爱。听起来不错。 Oh, jeez. You're courting her. Sounds like a hot one.
- 这就是她吗?- 是的, - And this is her? - Yeah,
- 她很迷人，不是吗?- 我想。我不知道。 - she's attractive, isn't she? - I suppose. I don't know.
这不是我的菜。 It's not my cup of tea.
你怎么…她可爱极了。 What do you... She is universally cute.
她看起来有点贫血，皮特。 She's a little too anemic- looking, Petey.
我喜欢晃动我的果冻，如果我不太敏感的话。 I like my jello to jiggle, if I'm not being too subtle.
你没有太含蓄。 You're not being too subtle.
好吧，只要她能转动你的旋钮，我就为你高兴。 All right, as long as she spins your knobs, I'm happy for you.
凯特之后你还跟谁上过床吗? Have you nailed anyone since Kate?
指甲……我应该给她打电话的。 Nail... I was supposed to call her.
索菲亚，能给我妻子打个电话吗? Sofia, can you get my wife on the phone?
- 前妻。- 前妻打电话来了? - Ex- wife. - Ex- wife on the phone?
马上。 Right away.
这次帮不上忙，伙计，回见。 Can't help you with this one, pal. See you later.
彼得，你不能再违背对孩子们的承诺了。 Peter, you cannot break another promise to these kids.
你不能!你不能。 You can't! You just can't.
我说我不能带他们去夏威夷。我没说我不能吃。 I said I couldn't take them to Hawaii. I didn't say I couldn't take them.
他们可以和我共度一周。 They can spend the week with me.
他们会很失望的。 They are gonna be so disappointed.
我现在不能和你说话。 I can't talk to you right now.
嗯…爸爸不能带你去夏威夷。 Um... Daddy can't take you to Hawaii.
哦,该死。 Oh, darn.
他总是这样做。 He always does this.
桑德森，两人一组。 Sanderson, party of two.
哦，你是最后一个到的。 Oh, you're the last to arrive.
她在这里多久了? How long has she been here?
嗯，大约20分钟。 Mmm, about 20 minutes.
她是麻烦吗? Was she trouble?
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你好。我是彼得·桑德森。 Hello. I'm Peter Sanderson.
我很高兴他们没送孩子来。 Well, I'm glad they didn't send a child.
我告诉他们我特别想找个和我同龄的人。 I told them I specifically wanted someone my own age.
多棒的法国斗牛犬啊。 What a wonderful French bulldog.
我妈妈有一个。他们是很好的伴侣。 My mother had one. They make great companions.
她叫什么名字? - - What's her name?
他的名字是威廉·莎士比亚。 His name is William Shakespeare.
嗯,当然。 Well, of course.
我听说了你不幸的出轨行为。 Now, I've heard about your unfortunate escapade.
我没有越轨行为。 I don't have escapades.
你之前的律师惨败。 Fiasco with your previous attorney.
那人是个偷窃的罪犯。 The man was a thieving criminal.
就因为我有很多钱 Just because I have a lot of money
并没有给人们多收费的权利。 doesn't give people the right to overcharge.
我不喜欢被人利用。 I do not enjoy being taken advantage of.
所以我们的服务是免费的。 Which is why our service is free of charge.
毕竟，你努力工作赚钱。 After all, you worked hard for your money.
我是一个女继承人。 I'm an heiress.
努力工作以保住钱财的女继承人。 An heiress who worked hard to keep her money.
现在，我们开始谈正事吧? Now, shall we get down to business?
很好。 Fine.
现在你可以交出你的提案了。 So, now you may hand over your proposal.
我要把它带走。 I'll take it with me.
建议? Proposal?
我本来想明天见你的。 Well, I was expecting to meet with you tomorrow.
他们向我保证今天下午可以准备好提案。 I was assured the proposal would be ready for this afternoon.
我认为明天开会没有意义。 I see no point in our meeting tomorrow.
- 直到我…- 对不起。女士,我很抱歉。 - Until I... - Excuse me. Madam, I'm sorry.
我们的休息厅禁止带狗。 We have a no- dog policy in the lounge.
- 很不幸，我要 - - Unfortunately, I'm gonna
不得不请你把狗移走。 have to ask you to remove the dog.
原谅我。我是阿内斯夫人的律师 Excuse me. I am Mrs. Arness' attorney,
因为没有任何关于狗的标志， and because there is no sign posted regarding dogs,
这意味着没有针对狗的政策。 that means there is no policy toward dogs.
如果你想避免法律纠纷， Now, if you want to avoid a legal situation,
我建议你去厨房 I would suggest you run to the kitchen
给威廉·莎士比亚买些鞑靼金枪鱼 and get some tuna tartare for William Shakespeare
在房子上。 on the house.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
非常抱歉，女士。 I'm terribly sorry, ma'am.
明天在哪里，什么时候? Where and when tomorrow?
你好,桑德森先生。 Hello, Mr. Sanderson.
哦,太太克莱恩。总是一种乐趣。 Oh, Mrs. Kline. Always a pleasure.
我什么时候才能再去照顾你可爱的小乔治呢? And when am I going to get to babysit with your charming little Georgey again?
哦，嗯，很快 Oh, uh, well, soon,
因为他就是喜欢来你家。 because he just loves coming over to your place.
桑德森先生吗? Mr. Sanderson?
那些鬼鬼祟祟的拉丁人…… Those Latin people who were skulking around...
哦。他们在看阿鲁达的房子。 Oh. They were looking at the Aruda house.
套管吗? Casing it?
不，买它。 No, to buy it.
哦,请。 Oh, please.
如果他们在这个街区，没有带吹叶机… If they're in this block and not carrying a leaf blower...
是的。 Yeah.
我很想和你进一步讨论这个问题， Well, I'd love to discuss this with you further,
但我在等人。 but I'm expecting someone.
哦。 Oh.
是的。 Yeah.
嘿。 Hey.
嗨。 Hi.
是的。 Yeah.
我希望你喜欢cham… I hope you like cham...
蒲……。 ...poo.
怎么了,宝贝? What's up, baby?
哦,香槟。我喜欢香槟。这个给我吗? Oh, champagne. I love champagne. This for me?
哦,我很抱歉。我想你找错房子了。 Oh, I'm sorry. I think you have the wrong house.
终于联系上了，真是太好了。 It is damn good to finally connect.
- 原谅我?- 是我，傻瓜。夏琳！ - Pardon me? - It's me, fool. Charlene!
哦!食物。 Oh! Food.
- 什么?- 是我，亲爱的。 - What? - It's me, honey.
你的约会对象。Lawyer- girl。 Your date. Lawyer- girl.
你不能。嘿,嘿,嘿。独自离开。 You can't be. Hey, hey, hey. Leave that alone.
为什么我不能? Well, why can't I?
因为你不是金发美女。 Because you're not a blonde.
什么都瞒不过你。 Can't get nothing past you.
你一定是个出色的律师。 You must be a bomb- ass lawyer.
看看这些漂亮的蜡烛，多浪漫啊。 Oh, look at all of these pretty candles, all romantic and shit.
有人今晚打算抢些战利品。 Somebody was planning on getting some booty tonight.
嘿!独自离开。有设置。 Hey! Leave that alone. There are settings.
你也不能是夏琳，因为夏琳更… And you can't be Charlene, because Charlene is more of...
瘦白广泛? Skinny white broad?
- 是的。- - Yeah. -
你知道吗，我听过很多次了。 You know, I get that a lot.
但你这么想是你的错，兄弟。 But that's your fault you're thinking that, bro.
你一定没有仔细看那张照片。 You must have not have took a good look at that picture.
我看过那张照片很多次了，相信我，你不在里面。 I have looked at that picture a lot, and trust me, you are not in it.
嗯。 Mmm- hmm.
移动,移动,移动。让我来，让我来。 Move, move, move. Let me do it, let me do it.
看到了吗? See?
这是我。 There I am.
抱歉让你误会了，老兄。 Sorry you got it twisted, dog.
我去过的地方很少有机会被拍到照片。 I don't get a lot of photo ops where I been.
你到底去哪儿了? Where exactly have you been?
我在丛林里听到了隆隆声。 Oh, I got a rumble in the jungle.
我们还在吃晚饭吗? We still having dinner or what?
我在问你问题。 I asked you a question.
- 劳力士。- 劳力士吗? - Rolex. - Rolex?
我坐过牢，但不是我干的。 I did time, baby, but I ain't do the crime.
你是一个罪犯? You're a convict?
肿块。 Bump that.
该死，罗斯科把门撞开了。 Shoot, Roscoe cracked that door.
我把它踢开，弹了起来。然而,真实的。 I kicked it off the heezy and bounced. For real, though.
你刚才说什么? What did you just say?
怎么，你听力不好吗? What, don't you hear good?
好吧。让我们来看看。我该怎么说呢? All right. Let's see. How can I put this?
我最近从监狱里被释放出来… I was recently liberated from a correctional facility...
好吧。我明白了。 All right. I get it.
你在大房子里，找人帮你打字， You're in the big house, and you get someone to type for you,
然后你上网，谎报了自己的身份。 and you get on the internet, and you misrepresent yourself.
这是常有的事，我是个笨蛋 It happens, and I'm a sucker,
但现在你得走了，因为这一切都结束了。 but now you have to go, because this is over.
嗯。不，不，不，饼干。 Uh- uh. No, no, no, biscuit.
你自己歪曲。 You misrepresented yourself.
少年时的光……拜托!灰色。 Boyishly light... Please! Gray.
你说你是刑事律师。我调出了你的档案。 You said you was a criminal lawyer. I pulled your file.
你只是个该死的税务律师。 You're just some sorry- ass tax attorney.
税务律师是刑事律师。 A tax lawyer is a criminal lawyer.
噢,是吗? Oh, yeah?
很好，因为这就是我来的原因。 Well, good, 'cause that's why I'm here.
嗯,一定要告诉。 Well, do tell.
我想重开我的案子。 Well, I want to reopen my case.
你做了什么，在飞车旁抽了几个人吗? And what did you do, smoke some homies on a drive- by?
抽烟吗?”吧? Smoke? Homies?
你真是个不折不扣的流氓啊? Well, you're a regular gangster, huh?
不,男人。我因持械抢劫入狱，但不是我干的。 No, man. I was in for armed robbery, but I didn't do it.
是的，没人这么做。 Yeah, nobody did it.
- 现在你得走了…- 不，真的不是我干的。 - Now, you have to go... - No, I really didn't do it.
我不能跟你谈这个 I can't be having this conversation
- 因为你是罪犯。- 我不是罪犯! - because you're a criminal- type. - I'm not a criminal!
如果我是罪犯，我早就杀了你 If I was a criminal, I would have shanked you
当时我们就站在那里，我手里拿着那把刀 when we were standing right there and I had that knife in my hand.
你这么说就给我带来了麻烦。 Just the fact that you even said that raises a problem for me.
- 但我不认为…- 是时候走了。 - But I didn't think that... - It's just time to go.
拜托，听我说。等我一下。 Please, just listen to me. Just give me one second.
不，我没有时间。 No, I don't have a second.
好吧，我能说句话吗? Okay, look, can I just say something, please?
- 什么?- 我没有犯罪。 - What? - I didn't do the crime.
你粗鲁的母亲…… You rude mother...
- 我不去。- 停止! - I ain't goin'. - Stop!
这是你的孩子，彼得，别否认! It is your baby, Peter, and don't you deny it!
那个DNA测试出卖了你! That DNA test told on you!
你撒谎,彼得! You lie, Peter!
你知道小卡里姆是你的! You know little Kareem is yours!
为什么? Why?
你要怎么对付我，彼得? How you gonna do me like that, Peter?
你说我是你美丽的非洲女王。 You told me I was your beautiful African queen.
我爱你这点，彼得! And I loved you for that, Peter!
我不在乎你的小玩意儿是不是弯的。 I didn't care if your little thing was curved.
小卡里姆不想要你的抚养费。 And little Kareem don't want your child support.
他只是想和他的白人爸爸搞好关系。 He just want a relationship with his white daddy.
一点巧克力香草漩涡 A little chocolate vanilla swirl
在毒品屋里那个神奇的夜晚。 from that magical night at the crack house.
来吧。只是安静! Come on. Just be quiet!
夏琳:等一下。我的鞋子。 Wait just a second. My shoes.
桑德森先生吗?哇! Mr. Sanderson? Whoa!
一切都好吗? Is everything okay?
我想我听到了黑人的声音。 I thought I heard Negro.
- 没有。 - - No.
这里没有黑人说话。 No Negro spoken here.
哦。 Oh.
好吧，晚安。 Well, good night, then.
哦……嗯… Oh... Uh...
晚安，各位。 Good night.
来吧!快点，快点! Come on! Come on, come on!
你留下来。你留下来。你就在那儿等着。 You stay. You stay. You wait right there.
- 你在找谁?- - Who you callin'? -
警察。 The police.
警察部门。Panella警官。请稍等。 Police department. Sergeant Panella. Please hold.
- 那是什么?- 是我们所有的邮件 - What's that? - It's all of our e- mails.
你觉得托拜厄斯，克莱恩和巴恩斯的人 You think anybody at Tobias, Kline, and Barnes
有兴趣听听你在找什么吗 would be interested in hearing about you looking
为了联邦监狱里的炸弹? for boom boom in the federal pen?
我会发一张照片。 And I'll send a photo.
谢谢您。我能为您效劳吗? Thanks for holding. Can I help you?
这只是今晚的事，明白吗? Now, this is just for tonight, understand?
好吧。 All right.
我可以用这个。 I can work with this.
但是听着，别什么都不知道 But look, don't be gettin' no ideas
鬼鬼祟祟到这里来打我的屁股 about sneakin' up in here and hittin' this ass,
因为你毁了和好妹妹在一起的机会 'cause you blew your chance with this fine sister.
敢于梦想。 Dare to dream.
请。 Please.
哦,我的上帝!一个床! Oh, my God! A bed!
一张又大又舒服的床。 Oh, a nice, big, cushy bed.
哦!没有室友，没有狱友… Oh! No roommates, no cellmates...
夏琳? Charlene?
夏琳。 Charlene.
夏琳！别这样，你骗不了任何人。 Charlene! Come on, you're not fooling anybody.
这谁?谁有? Who that? Who there?
谁想和琳在一起? Who want it with Lene?
我在外面放了一些百吉饼。 I put some bagels outside.
我想我们可以谈谈你的案子。 I thought we could discuss your case.
啊! Ah!
,什么狗?百吉饼在哪里? What up, dog? Where them bagels at?
嘿，你猜怎么着，女朋友?你的游戏结束了。 Hey, guess what, girlfriend? Your game is up.
因为我烧掉了所有的邮件 Because I burned all those e- mails,
包括我在你外套里发现的第二套 including the second set I found hidden in the lining of your coat.
我把电脑里的东西都删了。 And I deleted everything off my computer.
所以我没见过你，你也没见过我。 So I never met you, and you never met me.
别想了，女朋友，门锁上了。 Don't even try, girlfriend, because it's locked.
现在，我要去找我的孩子们， And now, I am going to go get my kids,
比如那些无辜的年轻人 as in innocent young persons
他永远不会知道你来过这里。所以现在就去吧。 who will never even know you were here. So now just go.
快，快，快，快，快，快，快! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
和成束的成束的! And locky locky!
所以再见!和小心。大门自动关闭。 So ta- ta! And watch out. The gate closes automatically.
那我的东西呢? Well, what about my stuff?
哦，就在街上。 Oh, it's right there on the street.
你把我的东西扔垃圾了? You put my stuff on the trash?
哦。你知道吗? Oh. Well, you know what?
我祝你一切顺利。我真的。 I wish you well. I really do.
你知道吗?我玩得很开心。 And you know what? I had a great, great time.
真的很有趣。 It was really fun.
所以…哦,好吧。 So... Oh, well.
我想下辈子再见你吧。 I guess I'll just see you in my next life.
再见! Bye!
哈哈。等你回家我再来看你。 Ha- ha. I'll see you when you get home.
所以我对他说， So I said to him,
“就因为你用你的私人飞机带我去了巴黎 "Just 'cause you whisked me off to Paris on your private jet
"不代表我会跟你上床" "doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with you."
他以为我是什么人?一个妓女吗? What does he think I am? A hooker?
阿什莉姨妈能自己编辑一下吗? Can Aunt Ashley edit herself, please?
你和他待在同一个房间里。你想要什么? You stayed in the same room with him. What did you expect?
你好。这是一间套房。有足够的空间。 Hello. It was a suite. Plenty of floor space.
亲爱的，玩得开心点。我爱你。 Sweetie pie, have a wonderful time. I love you.
请善待你的弟弟，帮助他阅读。 And please be good to your brother and help him with his reading.
- 我会的。- 谢谢。 - I will. - Thank you.
他还有问题吗? Is he still having problems?
是的。他每天都在挣扎，但他在进步。 Yeah. Oh, he struggles every day, but he's improving.
- 爸爸来了。 - - Dad's here.
谢谢你，亲爱的。 Thank you, sweetie pie.
不要担心,宝贝。 Don't worry, sweetie.
爸爸也很蠢，后来当了律师。 Daddy's stupid, too, and he became a lawyer.
- 希礼!- 我又不傻。 - Ashley! - I'm not stupid.
- 这是正确的。- 不不不当然不是。 - That's right. - No, no, no. Of course not.
嘿,爸爸在这里。 Hey, Dad's here.
说到假人。 Speak of the dummy.
嘿，我的小女儿怎么样了? Hey, how's my little girl doing, huh?
- 嗨,爸爸。- 嘿，你好吗，大家伙? - Hi, Dad. - Hey, how's it goin', big guy?
给你。 Here you go.
嗨,凯特。 Hi, Kate.
嗨。 Hi.
阿什莉，我不知道你也会来。 Oh, Ashley, I didn't realize you were going to be here.
真是个惊喜。 What a pleasant surprise.
彼得，你老得差不多了。 Peter, you're almost aging well.
好吧，我们这么做。 Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
我想我们应该去俱乐部，一起去游泳。 I thought we'd go down to the club and we'll all take a swim.
听起来怎么样? How does that sound?
听起来比毛伊岛好玩多了。 Ooh, that sounds much more fun than Maui.
阿什莉，不是所有人都能谋生的 You know, Ashley, not all of us earn our living
通过榨取老年医生的钱。 by milking rich geriatrics out of their money.
我们中有些人还得为生计而工作。 Some of us have to work for a living.
彼得，你闭着嘴听起来更聪明。 Peter, you sound much more intelligent with your mouth shut.
哦，我们还是别开始了。我没时间了。孩子们，去收拾东西。 Oh, let's not start this. I don't have time. Kids, go get your stuff.
好了,好了。 All right, fine.
但我警告过你别嫁给你大学毕业后遇到的第一个混蛋。 But I warned you about marrying the first jerk- off you met out of college.
失陪了，我还有个约会。 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date.
别好。 Don't be good.
你在哪间停尸房发现的这个? What morgue did you find this one at?
别那么孩子气。 Stop being so childish.
嘿。 Hey.
哇!你看起来很漂亮。 Wow! You look beautiful.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
嗨。 Hi.
彼得，这是格伦。 Peter, this is Glen.
嘿。 Hey.
嘿,桑德森先生。很高兴见到你。 Hey, Mr. Sanderson. Nice to see you.
是的，很高兴见到你。 Yeah, nice to meet you.
嗯…我们把这条路开上节目怎么样? Uh... What do you say we get this road on the show?
好吧。 Okay.
- 我在外面等你。- 好的。 - I will meet you outside. - Okay.
- Road在节目里。- 不。 - Road on the show. - Just don't.
- 他多大了?- 年轻。 - How old is he? - Younger.
- 他是做什么的?- 高尔夫教练。 - What does he do? - Golf instructor.
- 你怎么知道?- 什么? - How do you know that? - What?
你以为你了解一个人，然后有一天 Well, you think you know somebody, and then one day
你在泰国醒来，失去了一个肾。 you wake up in Thailand, missing a kidney.
我是说，他可能编造了整个高尔夫身份。 I mean, he could have made up this whole golf identity.
他14岁时为你当球童。 He caddied for you when he was 14.
这是小Glenny吗? That's little Glenny?
你介意吗? Does that bother you?
不客气。法定周末去玩吧。 Not at all. Go have fun on your statutory weekend.
这也困扰着你。我知道你。 This does too bother you. I know you.
- 你想谈谈吗?- 好吧,看起来…… - Do you want to talk about it? - Well, look...
- 我是说，这看起来有点傻。- - I mean, it just looks a little silly. -
坚持下去。喂? Hang on. Hello?
有些事情永远不会改变。 Some things never change.
我现在不方便说话。 I can't talk right now.
让他接电话。 Well, put him on.
嗨。 Hi.
你答应过要带我们去潜水的。 You promised us you'd take us snorkeling.
事情出现。这就是生活。 Things come up. That's life.
我知道。我真的很抱歉。我真的害怕。 I know. I'm really, really sorry. I really am.
但现在，一切都结束了。这是新的。我们会玩得很开心的。 But now, it's over. It's new. We're gonna have a lot of fun.
现在,有什么新鲜事吗?有什么新鲜事吗? Now, what's new? What's new with you?
我得到了学校话剧《俄克拉何马州》的女主角! Well, I got the female lead in the school play, Oklahoma!
嘿,太好了。祝贺你。 Hey, that's great. Congratulations.
你呢，大块头?学校怎么样? And how about you, big guy? How's school?
我不喜欢上学。 I don't like school.
没人喜欢上学但是拜托 Well, nobody likes school, but come on,
肯定有你喜欢的地方。拜托，就一件事。 there must be something you like about it. Come on, one thing.
他前几天打了一架。 He got into a fight the other day.
为什么?为什么?你为什么跟人打架? Why? Why? Why'd you get in a fight?
有些孩子叫我婴儿，因为我的阅读方式。 Some kids called me a baby 'cause of the way I read.
有些最伟大的人在学习上有困难， Hey, some of the greatest minds of all time had trouble learning,
比如埃德加·爱伦·坡和阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦 like Edgar Allan Poe and Albert Einstein.
和奥兹。奥斯本。 And Ozzy Osbourne.
奥兹的规则。 Ozzy rules.
奥兹的规则。好吧。 Ozzy rules. Okay.
爸爸，怎么了? Dad, what's going on?
你们俩在这儿等着。我马上回来。 You two wait here. I'll be right back.
- 嘿!- 哇,哇。 - Hey! - Whoa, whoa.
你想去哪，牛奶? Where you think you're goin', milk?
这是一个慈善活动。 This here's a charitable event.
你想进去，就得捐点钱。 You wants to get in, you gots to make a donation.
相信我，这是不可能的。 Trust me, it is off the hook in there.
了什么?我住在这里。 Off the what? I live here.
我不管你是不是哈莉·贝瑞。 I don't care if you're Halle Berry, man.
没有捐赠，就没有进入。 No donation, no entry.
我打电话叫警察怎么样? How about if I call the police?
祝你玩得愉快。 Have a nice time.
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
是的，宝贝，给我看看… Yeah, baby, show me...
嘿!这到底是怎么回事? Hey! What the hell is going on here?
哦，嘿，P，太酷了。 Oh, yo, P., it's cool.
我去找我的闺蜜 See, I hit up my homegirl
因为我得去做头发，我们都知道。 'cause I had to get my hair done, as we both know.
然后她打电话给一个朋友。 And then she called a friend.
他们去找其他的朋友。 They go holler to some other friends.
不知不觉，我们在家里开了个派对。 Before you know it, we got us a house party.
我要所有人马上离开这里! I want everyone out of here now!
人! People!
脱掉你的内裤，奶奶。 Loosen your panties, grandma.
你把我锁在外面，没钱，没地方可去。 Look, you lock me out, no money, no place to go.
我的意思是，一个女孩需要她的奶酪。七。 I mean, a girl got to get her cheese on. Seven.
这是疯了! This is insane!
我老板的姐姐住在街对面。 My boss' sister lives across the street.
我不能让这些人… I can't have all these peop...
嘿! Hey!
- 给我七分，宝贝。- - Give me a hard seven, baby. -
嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿。 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
她甚至连驾照都没有。 She doesn't even have her driver's permit.
爸爸。 Dad.
不要去…… Do not go...
滚! Roll!
来吧。不要吸入。 Come on. Don't inhale.
好吧,现在。去把骨头扔给他们，小子。 All right, now. Go on and toss them bones, lil' man.
- 嘿!给我……- 我很顺利，爸爸。 - Hey! Give me... - I'm on a roll, Dad.
出去。 Get out.
我要你和你的狗马上回到收容所。 I want you and your dogs to go back to the pound now.
什么? What?
是那些狗吗? Well, it was the dogs?
因为她说狗，然后我说狗， Because she said dogs, and then I said dogs,
所以我想这应该没问题。 so I assumed that would be okay.
嗯? Huh?
- 哇!- - Whoo! -
塔米卡。- 再见,你们都乖点。- 再见。 - Bye, Tamika. Y'all be good now. - Bye.
嘿,嘿。你们都得走了。 Hey, hey. Y'all got to go.
- 好的。- 没关系。 - All right. - That's all right.
宝贝，我要走了。 Hey, baby, gonna go.
哦,再见,熊。非常感谢。 Oh, bye, Bear. Thank you so much.
聚会结束了。好吧。谢谢你的到来。 Party's over. Okay. Thanks for coming.
但就是这样。这是结束了。 But that's it. It's over.
如果我看到寡妇，我就告诉他你出去了。 Now, if I see Widow around, I'm gonna tell him you're out.
你知道他想知道的。 You know he wants to know that.
我不知道。我将见到你。 I don't know about that. I'll see you.
- 好的。再见,宝贝。- 再见。 - Okay. Bye, baby. - Bye- bye.
是这样的…… It's like this...
嘿。有什么事吗?你好吗，邻居? Hey. What's up? How you doin', neighbor?
你还在这儿干什么? What are you still doing here?
- 那都是什么，爸爸?- 爸爸，你是谁? - What was all that, Dad? - Dad, who's this?
这不是任何人。 This is no one.
怎么了，小罗密欧? What's up, lil' Romeo?
我叫夏琳。你叫什么名字? My name is Charlene. What's your name?
我Georgey…… I'm Georgey...
你不可能遇到一个不存在的人。 You cannot meet a nonexistent person.
夏琳能来俱乐部吗? Can Charlene come to the club?
俱乐部吗?什么俱乐部? Club? What club?
我们不是去俱乐部，记得吗? We're not going to a club, remember?
我们要去夏威夷，记得吗? We're going to Hawaii, remember?
好吧，你知道该怎么做。Outski ! Okay, you know the routine. Outski!
- 快出来!我们走吧。- 来吧，伙计! - Come on, out! Let's go. - Come on, man!
莎拉，去开门。来吧。出去了。 Sarah, get the door. Come on. Out.
出去,出去,出去! Out, out, out!
- 等等! - - Wait!
什么? What?
把我的钱给我，孩子。 Give me my money, lil' boy.
那笔钱应该捐给慈善机构! That money should go to charity!
(敲门) (KNOCK ON DOOR)
- 什么…- 嘿，我住在这里。 - What did... - Hey, I live here.
是啊! Yeah!
什么? What?
好吧,你们。 Okay, you guys.
你知道的，你点了热狗，然后泼水嬉戏 You know, you order hot dogs, and you splash and frolic
把所有东西都记在我的账上，好好玩吧。 and just put everything on my account and just have fun.
你没带游泳衣吗? Didn't you bring your bathing suit?
哦,不。我有一个…我要和一个客户喝茶。 Oh, no. I've got a... I'm having tea with a client.
但我马上回来。 But I will be right back.
无论你说什么。 Whatever you say.
想去游泳吗? Want to go swimming?
与你吗?忘记你。 With you? Forget you.
噢! Ow!
它看起来怎么样? How's it looking?
我整晚都在做防护。 Well, I was up all night proofing.
真是太聪明了。 It's absolutely brilliant.
你的背景调查是我见过的最干净的。 And you've got the cleanest background check I've ever seen.
那次背景调查让我的生活失去了很多乐趣。 That background check cost me a lot of fun in my life.
我不知道，亲爱的。 I don't know, honey.
不要说任何东西。她能听见你说话。 Don't say anything. She could hear you.
唷!还好吧,兄弟们吗? What's crackin', ma?
我在找桑德森那张桌子。我们是大学的老朋友。 I'm lookin' for the Sanderson table. We old college buddies.
好吧。他在餐厅里。我将向您展示。 Okay. He's in the dining room. I'll show you.
哦，不，不，不，不。我跟你说。我惊讶的是他。 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I tell you what. I'll surprise him.
不，你身材很好，皮特。我要走了。 No, you're in great shape, Petey. I'm gonna take off.
好吧，你说得对。什么也不会出错。 All right, you're right. Nothing could go wrong.
我跟重要客户做过无数次， I've done this a million times with important clients,
所以我很好。 so I'm fine.
- 沙札姆!- 什么? - Shazam! - What?
哦,不。 Oh, no.
来吧，你这个可可女神。 Oh, swing it, you cocoa goddess.
可可女神?这就是我跟你说的粗鲁的震惊。 Cocoa goddess? That's the rude shock I was telling you about.
那就是夏琳？ That's Charlene?
她看见我了吗? Did she see me?
好了，好了，警察。 Okay, okay, okay, police.
不。我来的不够快。 No. Won't get here fast enough.
安全。 Security.
不，她也许能打败他。 No, she could probably take him.
我说我我有点危险 I said I I'm a little dangerous
- 姑娘，我很乐意给你看- 给你看 - Girl, I'd love to show ya - Show ya
我的丛林爱 My jungle love
- 哇!- Oh- wee- oh- wee- oh - Whoo! - Oh- wee- oh- wee- oh
是的 Yeah
钱! Money!
她要钱。 She'll take money.
嗨,你好。在这里,只是……这里是……无论什么。 Hi, hi. Here, just... Here's... Whatever.
如果你现在离开，还有更多的线索。 And there's more where that came from if you just leave now.
不。嗯,男朋友。我们的业务。 No. Uh- uh, boyfriend. We got business.
男朋友吗? Boyfriend?
哦，我没告诉过你吗?是的，我们现在在约会。 Oh, didn't I tell you? Yeah, we're dating now.
听着，这是一种街头传闻。 Look, it's some kind of street talk.
这是在说"你不帮我解决问题我哪儿也不去" It's street for, "I'm not going nowhere until you help my problem go away."
听着，阿内斯夫人，一个非常重要的客户， Look, Mrs. Arness, a very important client,
随时都会到。 is due here any minute.
,下午好。,下午好。 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon.
桑德森先生吗? Mr. Sanderson?
哦,是的。他在餐厅里。 Oh, yes. He's in the dining room.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
夏琳，你和我 Charlene, how about you and I
在泳池边喝一杯漂亮的鸡尾酒?你觉得怎么样? havin' a smart cocktail down by the pool? What do you say?
- 这个傻瓜是谁?- 嘿，你知道吗? - Who is this fool? - Hey, you know what?
好主意。不管你想要什么，都记在我的账上。 That's a good idea. Whatever you want, just put it on my bill.
我不要漂亮的鸡尾酒。我需要你的帮助。 I don't want no smart cocktail. I need your help.
小姐。 Miss.
另一个马提尼。 Another martini.
哦,该死,不。我知道她不理我了。 Oh, hell, no. I know she ain't talkin' to me.
阿什莉，她不在这里工作。 Ashley, she doesn't work here.
如果她不是来工作的，那她来干什么? If she isn't here to work, then what is she here for?
哦，不，东西小姐。你最好赶快刹车。 Oh, hells no, Miss Thing. You best pump your brakes.
她是我前妻的妹妹。我几年前就会亲手杀了她。 Listen, she's my ex- wife's sister. I would have killed her myself years ago.
Arness太太! It's Mrs. Arness!
嗯。老铁屁股看起来很卑鄙。 Mmm. Old Iron Ass be lookin' mean.
是的,是的。你得走了。 Yes, yes. You have to go.
夏琳，你喜欢生牡蛎吗? You like raw oysters, Charlene?
是的。我想我可以再待一会儿。 Yeah. I guess I can hang out for a bit.
这附近有辣鸡翅吗? They got any hot wings around here?
好吧，好吧。任何你想要的。是的,是的,是的。 All right, all right. Whatever you want. Yes, yes, yes.
- 你给我住的地方?- 是的。 - You give me a place to stay? - Yes.
- 你负责我的案子?- 昼夜不停。 - And you work on my case? - Around the clock.
你抹掉我的记录，我就走。 And I'll leave when you expunge my record.
把它删除。 Consider it expunged.
好吧。请给我一把钥匙。 All right. I'd like a key, please.
- - - - - - 桑德森先生吗?- Arness太太。 - Mr. Sanderson? - Mrs. Arness.
你的同事是谁? Who is your associate?
这是豪伊·罗特曼，我跟你提过的那个律师。 This is Howie Rottman, the attorney I told you about.
很高兴见到你，Arness夫人。 A great pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Arness.
我的意思是她。 I meant her.
哦。 Oh.
她吗?她吗? Her? Her?
她是……她的 Her is... Her...
她是我们的…我们的保姆。 She is our... our nanny.
爸爸,我很无聊。 Dad, I'm bored.
孩子们，见到你们真高兴。 Kids, how good to see you.
我们真爱我们的保姆，夏琳? Don't we just love our nanny, Charlene?
嗯…嗯… Uh... Um...
是的。 Yeah.
你不喜欢做我们的保姆吗，夏琳? Don't you just love being our nanny, Charlene?
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
现在我要和孩子们去游泳池了。 Now I'm gonna go on down to the pool with the children.
也许我们又该取笑白人了，孩子们? Maybe we make fun of the white folks again, huh, kids?
孩子们太喜欢她了。 Oh, the kids just love her.
- 真有幽默感。- 是的。 - What a sense of humor. - Yeah.
彼得，我要去泳池边玩。 You know, Peter, I'm going to hang by the pool.
- 如果你需要我，我就在那里。- 嗯。 - If you need me, that's where I'll be. - Mmm- hmm.
Arness太太。 Mrs. Arness.
- 这边请，Arness夫人。- 来,威廉。 - Right this way, Mrs. Arness. - Come, William.
- 你有文件吗?- 哦，是的，是的，我喜欢。 - You have the papers? - Oh, yes, yes, I do.
保姆穿的衣服真奇怪。 Strange clothes for a nanny.
这对孩子们来说是一种时尚。 Well, it's a fashion to kids.
- 哇! - - Whoa!
威廉。 William, mind.
你好,桑德森的家庭! Hello, Sanderson family!
小乔治，别忘了扑克之夜! Georgey, don't forget poker night!
我不会的。 I won't.
我怎么能忘记扑克之夜? How could I forget poker night?
我提议干一杯。 I propose a toast.
- 好的。- 嗯。 - Okay. - Mmm- hmm.
给我们。 To us.
可能我们总是…… May we always...
- 嗯。- 对不起。它是我的。 - Mmm. - Sorry. It's mine.
你不会接这个电话吧? Oh, you're not gonna answer that, are you?
嗯，可能是…可能是我的一个孩子。 Well, it might be... Might be one of my kids.
只是一分钟。 Just one minute.
对不起。 Sorry.
喂? Hello?
嘿,是我。 Hey, it's me.
哦,嗨,希礼。一切都好吗? Oh, hi, Ashley. Everything okay?
我不知道。 I don't know.
我今天看见彼得在俱乐部闲逛。 I saw Peter hanging out at the club today.
他和一个身材高大的黑人妇女混在一起。 He was mingling with a large black woman.
什么?你在说什么? What? What are you talking about?
他说是他的保姆。 He said it was his nanny.
她不像我见过的保姆。她都是… She didn't look like any nanny I'd ever seen. She was all...
纹身，班吉和福利。 Tattooed and banjee and welfare- ish.
- 这是…- - It was... -
你觉得好笑吗?这是有趣的吗? Oh, is that funny to you? Is that funny?
你觉得我好笑吗? Am I funny to you?
不,不。这不是有趣的。 No, no. That's not funny.
你在笑我吗? Were you laughing at me?
哦,我没有…停止。离开。 Oh, I wasn't... Stop. Get away.
不，我没有嘲笑你。 No, I wasn't laughing at you.
只是…坚持下去。 Just... Hang on.
听着，我了解彼得。我认识他。 You know, look, I know Peter. I know him.
他不会把所有时间都花在照顾孩子上的。 He's not gonna spend all his time taking care of the kids.
他去雇人了! He went and hired somebody!
严重的是,凯特!这个女人不是保姆。 Seriously, Kate! This woman was no nanny.
你得做点什么。 You need to do something.
我看到了这个女人。我在那儿，你不在。 I saw this woman. I was there, you weren't.
你不应该至少看看推荐信吗? Shouldn't you at least be looking at references?
谢谢你！谢谢你！ Thank you. Thank you.
听着，彼得是有责任的。 Listen, Peter is nothing if not responsible.
他又不会雇一个被定罪的重罪犯。 It's not like he's gonna hire a convicted felon.
- 哦，我不太确定。 - Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that.
好的,让我们看看。我们有拒捕，袭警， Okay, let's see. We got resisting arrest, assaulting an officer,
反复尝试挖眼睛 repeated attempts at eye- gouging,
和阴囊破碎。 and scrotum crushing.
我当时有点生气，被陷害了。 Well, I was a little riled up, being framed and all.
现场还发现了你的衣服和身份证。 And your clothes and ID were found at the scene.
所有的植物。我从没抢劫过任何人! All plants. I never robbed nobody!
好吧。 Okay.
我知道我的权利。我可以上诉。 I know my rights. I get an appeal.
- 我可以上诉!- 没有。 - I get an appeal! - No.
你只有在被定罪并被监禁的情况下才能上诉。 You only get an appeal if you were convicted and incarcerated.
你被释放。 You were released.
你为什么不重新开始呢? Look, why don't you just start over?
回到学校去，至少让自己暂时熟悉一下 Go back to school and get at least a passing familiarity
用英语。 with the English language.
我的意思是，付出一点努力就能完成很多事情。 I mean, it's no end to what you can accomplish with a little commitment.
我的女儿，莎拉，全身心投入 My daughter, Sarah, is fully committed,
她的事业蒸蒸日上。 and she's going places.
哦，她一定会出人头地的。 Oh, she's goin' places, all right.
所以，这是一个慈善信托。 HOWIE: So, it's a charitable remainder trust.
通过这种方式，这个吝啬鬼每年可以得到一大笔折扣。 That way, the old tightwad gets a huge deduction every year.
别再打电话了，索菲亚。 No more calls, Sofia.
这不是电话。这里的人…… It's not a call. There's someone here...
女孩,出去! Girl, get out!
送她。 Send her in.
你现在认识我了吧? Bet you know me now, huh?
不能等到今晚吗? This couldn't wait until tonight?
好,好,好!进来，坐下来，花点时间。 Well, well, well! Come in, have a seat, spend some time.
谢了，伙计，不，不能等了。你得看看这个。 Thanks, homeboy, and, no, it can't wait. You gotta check this out.
- 是什么?- 我找到证词了 - What is it? - I found the deposition.
控方询问了一位目击证人 The prosecution interviewed an eyewitness,
她告诉他们行凶者的胸部没有纹身。 and she told them that the perpetrator didn't have a tattoo on the chest.
他们从没告诉过我的律师。 They never told my lawyer about this shit.
- 那是保留免除…- 无罪证据。 - That's withholding exculp... - Exculpatory evidence.
人们诉斯坦利案，我知道。 People v. Stanley, I know.
你怎么知道的? How do you know that?
她为什么不知道?她很有魅力。 Why wouldn't she know that? She's got it goin' on.
该死，皮特，我在那只是读法律书。 Damn, Pete, all I did in there was read law books.
和理解。 And with comprehension.
让你以为我是个律师。 Made you think I was a lawyer.
我是说，你显然很聪明。 I mean, you obviously have pockets of intelligence.
那么，你为什么走路、说话、行为举止都是这样呢? So, why do you walk and talk and act the way you do?
因为它是性感。 Because it's sexy.
它不是肌动蛋白”! It ain't actin'!
这就是我。 This is who I am.
你以为我不能像你一样说话吗? I mean, you think I can't talk like you?
哦,彼得, Oh, Peter,
我真的很喜欢你布置的地方! I absolutely love what you've done with the place!
它是如此枯燥，如此平淡，如此美妙! It's so sterile, so bland, so wonderful!
看到了吗?你可以的。 See? You can do it.
哦，你喜欢吗? Oh, you like that, huh?
你可以亲我天生的黑屁股，因为我不需要你的认可。 Well, you can kiss my natural black ass, because I don't need your approval.
不，她不需要你的批准。 No, she don't need your approval.
你不觉得我的行为方式有问题吗? Hey, you don't think I compromise the way I act?
你以为我喜欢像个守财奴一样走来走去吗? You think I like walking around like an uptight honky?
是的。我知道你的行话。 Yes. I know your lingo.
彼得，托拜厄斯先生要来看你。 Peter, Mr. Tobias is coming to see you.
哦,上帝。 Oh, God.
这应该很有趣。 Well, this should be interesting.
哦。我们该怎么办，玩"藏妹妹"游戏吗? Uh- oh. What we gotta do, play "hide the sister"?
还是我要再做一次奴隶的事? Or do I gotta do that slave thing again?
只是…只是表现自然。 Just... Just act natural.
- 我们把她弄出去- 正确的。我们为什么不把她弄出来? - Let's get her out of here. - Right. Why don't we get her out?
彼得。豪伊。 Peter. Howie.
艾德。 Ed.
这是谁? Who is this?
嗯…这是…… Uh... This is the...
- 我们刚刚在…- 桑德森先生 - Well, we were just having... - Well, Mr. Sanderson,
我看得出来你很忙。你真是个大忙人。 I can see you are very busy. A very busy man you are.
这就是为什么我真的很感激你提供的免费服务。 That's why I really appreciate you offering your services free of charge.
哦,我……好吧,我只是……天啊。 Oh, I... Well, I just... Gosh.
- 彼得…… - - Peter...
- 她是……- 你看，这位桑德森先生 - She is... - Well, see, Mr. Sanderson here,
作为一个神圣的人… being the heavenly man that he is...
上帝保佑你! God bless you!
你身上涂了油膏。 Oh, you got that anointing on you.
．..愿意为康普顿福音报社缴税 ...has offered to do the taxes for the Compton Evangelistic
中南部圣公会浸信会教堂。 Episcopal Baptist Church of South Central.
只要能帮上忙就行 You know, just anything to help
尊敬的棚屋Tillfont。 Reverend Shack Tillfont.
就叫他夏克吧。 Just call him Shack.
棚屋。 Shack.
不管怎样，我还是放你们走吧。 Well, anyway, I'll let you guys go.
周四合唱团排练时见。 I'll see you at choir rehearsal on Thursday.
- - - - - - 星期四。好吧。- - - - - - 7点,现在! - Thursday. Okay. - 7:00, now!
他掌握了整个世界…… He got the whole world in his hands...
我护送夏克·蒂尔方特夫人 I'll escort Mrs. Shack Tillfont
电梯。先生们。 to the elevator. Gentlemen.
彼得，我们现在真的很困难。 Peter, we're really in a crunch.
我刚听说另一家律所也在竞争中 I just got word that another firm's in the running
R&S账户 for the R&S account.
(我们必须完成这笔交易。) We need to close this deal.
看起来…… Look...
我可以在这件事上做彼得的僚机。 I have no problem being Peter's wingman on this one.
好吧，谢谢，但我真的控制住了， Oh, well, thanks anyway, but I really have it under control,
所以你什么都不用担心，艾德。 so, you don't have to worry about a thing, Ed.
好。那我希望你能在一两天内完成。 Good. Then I'll expect you to wrap it up in a day or two.
当然，这是计划。 Well, that's the plan, certainly.
好。 Well.
你能… Could you...
- 确定。- 谢谢。 - Sure. - Thank you.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
她连自己的球都打不起来? She can't tee up her own ball?
我已经玩这个游戏很多年了。 I've been playing this game for many years.
这就是我的感觉。 That's what it feels like.
这一切都与耐心有关。 And it's all about patience.
你比我多了19分。 Well, you beat me by 19.
我们就定20吧。 Let's make it 20.
好吧。 All right.
阿内斯夫人，我想知道你是否愿意 Mrs. Arness, I was wondering if you'd like
我希望周四能来我家看看合同。 to come over to my house on Thursday and possibly look over the contract.
我得和我的秘书茱莉亚商量一下。 I'll have to check with my secretary, Julia.
阿内斯夫人，我能失陪一下吗? Mrs. Arness, would you excuse me for a minute?
我得去看看我的孩子们。 I just have to check on my children.
哦,当然。你这样做。 Oh, of course. You do that.
我想把你浸在芝士酱里然后把你涂在丽兹饼干上， I'd like to dip you in Cheez Whiz and spread you over a Ritz Cracker,
如果我不太含蓄的话 if I'm not being too subtle.
天啊，你真是个怪胎。 Boy, you are some kind of freaky.
哦，你不知道。 Oh, you have no idea.
你让我神魂颠倒了。 You got me straight trippin', boo.
嘿,嘿,嘿!嘿，你在这里做什么? Hey, hey, hey! Hey, what are you doing here?
它看起来像什么?我在约会。 What does it look like? I'm on a date.
约会。 On a date.
她在约会?她是一个罪人。 She's on a date? She's a felon.
- 她在这里做什么?- 我不是重罪犯 - Hey, what is she doing here? - I am not a felon.
习惯吧，崔姬。 Get used to it, Twiggy.
你会经常在这里看到我的。 You're gonna be seeing a lot more of me around here.
除非你手里拿着扫帚。 Not without a broom in your hand.
如果我有扫帚，那也只是因为我是来扫那些白人垃圾的。 If I have a broom, it's only 'cause I'm here to sweep up the white trash.
留给基督教青年会吧，杰迈玛。 Save it for the YMCA, Jemima.
母狗!我要把你的贪食症踢出去! Bitch! I'm gonna kick the bulimia out of your ass!
你有过脾气暴躁的时候吗? Have you ever had a tempered moment?
你为什么不回去拿你爬出来的伏特加酒瓶? Why don't you go back to the vodka bottle you crawled out of?
阿内斯太太来了。 Mrs. Arness is here.
我在保护你。我帮助你。 I am sheltering you. I'm helping you.
- 记住，我帮过你…- 好吧! - Remember, I helped you... - All right!
我会让它顺其自然。 I'll let it ride.
好吧。谢谢你放任自流。这是明智和成熟的。 All right. Thank you for letting it ride. That is wise and mature.
现在，让她那样走路。 Now, just get her walking that way.
我带你去看看，夏琳。 Let me show you the place, Charlene.
看上去不错,路易斯! Looking good, Lois!
嗨,反常的男孩… Hey, freak boy...
我要把自己打扮得更性感一点，好吗? I'm gonna make myself a little more luscious for you, okay?
我马上回来。 I'll be right back.
好的,珍贵。 Okay, precious.
你在这里干什么? What are you doing in here?
我说过你会经常见到我的，对吧? I told you you was gonna be seein' more of me, right?
我是来警告你的。 Look, I came here to warn you.
你再这么不尊重我，这里的日子就不好过了。 You keep disrespecting me, and it's gonna get rough around here.
后退,莎妮可。 Back off, shaniqua.
- 你吓不倒我。- 你知道吗?就是这样。 - You don't scare me. - You know what? That's it.
你一定需要再涂一点眼影，对吗?来吧! You must need a little more eye shadow, right? Come on!
怎么能允许呢? How can it be permissible?
你惹错了w。a。s。p。 You've messed with the wrong W.A.S.P., bitch.
她一点也不典型 She's anything but typical
她是你会认可的狂热人物 She's a craze you'd endorse
她是一股强大的力量 She's a powerful force
当没有其他的课程时，你必须服从 You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
我以前觉得她很美 She used to look good to me
但现在我找到了她 But now I find her
简单的不可抗拒的 Simply irresistible
谢谢你，每天两小时，一周五天。 Compliments of Tae Bo, two hours a day, five days a week.
简单的不可抗拒的 Simply irresistible
她很好，不知道钱去哪了 She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went
简单的不可抗拒的 Simply irresistible
她是我的了，别无他法 She's all mine There's no other way to go
哇 Whoa
嗯? Hmm?
感谢你的好意，一天24小时，一生一世。 Compliments of the hood, 24 hours a day, all my life.
我们的生命不可分割 Our lives are indivisible
是的,是的 Yeah, yeah
她是你会认可的狂热人物 She's a craze you'd endorse
她是一股强大的力量 She's a powerful force
作为一个瘦骨嶙峋的白人妓女，你还挺厉害的。 You know, for a skinny white ho, you're pretty tough.
我以前觉得她很美 Well, she used to look good to me
但现在我找到了她 But now I find her
简单的不可抗拒的 Simply irresistible
她好得不可思议…… She's so fine, there's no tellin'...
简单的不可抗拒的 Simply irresistible
我再也不想谈这个了! And I don't ever want to have this conversation again!
“姑娘有豆……” "The girl had dou..."
“……上帝保佑……” "...ble..."
"．．．双d罩杯。” "...double D- cups."
那就这样吧。你懂的，小家伙。 There you go. You got it, lil' man.
“我把我的嘴放在她的嘴唇上……” "I put my mouth on her nip..."
- “……pl。”- 那是什么? - "...ples." - What is that?
你为什么要让他读… What are you doing letting him read th...
他读。你读。 He read. You read.
Georgey,你读。 Georgey, you read.
我要杀了你!我真为你骄傲。我要告发你! I'm gonna kill you! I am so proud of you. I'm turning you in!
我在你的抽屉里找到的。 I found it in your drawer.
我已经54岁了…41…49岁, Well, I am a grown man of 54... 41... 49 years old,
他才八岁，我在我的私人空间里读到的… and he's eight, and what I read in the privacy of my...
你是怎么做到的? How'd you do it?
天啊，我永远也完成不了。 Oh, God, I'm never gonna get this done.
看，这孩子不仔细看细节，一句话， Look, the boy don't look carefully at the details in a word,
所以大多数时候他只是在猜测。 so most of the time he's just guessin'.
你要做的就是让它慢下来 What you got to do is just slow it down
给他一些“刺激”的东西让他阅读。 and give him somethin' stimulatin' to read.
爸爸?架子上是什么? Dad? What's a rack?
这是一个国家。 It's a country.
嗯… Well...
我这么做只是因为他烦我。 I was just doin' it 'cause he was botherin' me.
好吧,不管怎样… Well, either way...
你能把这个去掉吗? Can you get rid of this?
好吧，把它放回我房间， All right, just put it back in my room,
我会处理掉的，因为我有个特别的… 'cause I'll get rid of it, 'cause I have a special...
克莱恩太太，见到你太好了。 Well, Mrs. Kline, how wonderful to see you.
- 进来!- 今天是女孩们的扑克之夜。 - Come in! - It's girls' poker night at the house.
我的小经销商呢? Where's my little dealer?
在这等着，我去叫他。 Well, just wait right here, and I will just go get him.
小乔治，克莱恩太太来了! Georgey, Mrs. Kline is here!
嗨,克莱恩太太。 Hi, Mrs. Kline.
加油,Georgey ! Come on, Georgey!
今晚，我要教你虚张声势。 Tonight, I'm gonna teach you to bluff.
我觉得你得换个发型。 And I think we need to comb your hair differently.
你看起来像个基佬。 You look like a fag.
- 我不是基佬!- 我没说你是。 - I'm not a fag! - I didn't say you were.
- - - - - - 你好。- 嗨。你好吗? - Hello. - Hi. How are you?
哦，晚上好，先生。 Oh, good evening, sir.
等等，等等，等等，等等。 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
爸爸，我不想让你抓狂，好吗? Dad, I don't want you to freak out, okay?
我为什么要害怕? Why would I freak out?
嗯… Well...
爸爸，这是亚伦。 Dad, this is Aaron.
嗨。 Hi.
- - - - - - 你好。- 你好，先生。 - Hello. - How do you do, sir?
很高兴见到你。 I'm so glad to actually meet you.
我告诉莎拉，让你感觉舒服很重要 I told Sarah that it was very important that you feel comfortable
我带她去我父母家吃晚饭。 with me taking her to my parents' for dinner.
所以这是约会? So, this is a date?
我最晚11点送她回家，先生? Oh, um, I'll have her home by 11:00 at the latest, sir?
我想那就可以了。 I guess that'd be all right.
好吧。它工作了吗? All right. Did it work?
是啊，像个符咒，我的朋友。 Yeah, like a charm, my friend.
好吧。让我们聚会。 All right. Let's party.
嘿，注意座位。 Hey, watch the seats.
- 好的。- 闭嘴 - All right. - Oh, shut up.
不,我是认真的。这是皮革。 No, I'm serious. It's leather.
嗯。 Hmm.
看看你，都长大了。 Well, look at you, all growed up.
家里没有吃的了。 There's nothing to eat in the house.
是的。你说到点子上了? Yeah. You comin' to a point?
好吧,我饿了。是吗? Well, I'm hungry. Are you?
你在约我出去? You askin' me out?
不，我没有。 Well, no, I'm not.
是的,我是。 Yes, I am.
好吧。 Okay.
你知道,呃 You know, uh
每次我看到你走过 Every time I see you walkin' by
你太好了，让我都想哭了 You're so fine, you make me want to cry
这就是我的感受 That's how I feel
女孩，你知道这是真的 Girl, you know it's real
你不用到处找 You don't have to look nowhere
女孩，我就在这里 Girl, I'll be right here
宝宝…… Baby...
看这酒的腿。 Oh, look at the legs on this wine.
我跟你说，这地方真棒。 I'm telling you, this place is bangin'.
你不就是想说"这很好"吗? Don't you just mean, "This is nice"?
为什么"砰砰"这个词让你这么紧张? Why the word "bangin"' make you so uptight?
你知道吗?你很聪明，如果你肯说英语， You know something? You're smart, if you'd just deign to speak English,
凭你在网上和监狱里学到的知识， with what you learned on the internet and in prison,
明天你就可以当律师助理了。 you could be a paralegal tomorrow.
哦,拜托!就好像他们会敲开我的门让我上学一样。 Oh, please! Like they gonna be beatin' down my door to let me in school.
事实上，你正是他们想要的那种人。 As a matter of fact, you're exactly the kind of person they want.
我为什么要这么做呢? Well, why would I want to do that, anyway?
我去过你的办公室。 I've been to your office.
大家都很紧张，劳累过度， Everybody's all uptight, overworked,
疲惫不堪，压力山大，见不到家人。 tired, stressed- out, don't see their family.
“哦，艾德来了。”“哦,托拜厄斯。” "Ooh, Ed is comin'." "Ooh, Tobias."
我走进你的办公室就被人拉内裤了。 I get a wedgie just walking in your office.
大家都是这么做的。他们的工作。 Hey, it's what people do. They work.
听着，我想说的是我被囚禁了四年。 Look, all I'm sayin' is I did the confinement thing for four years.
如果你这么关心我的未来， Now, if you're so concerned with my future,
帮我洗清罪名。 just help me clear my name.
我从那里得到了它。 I got it from there.
我有自己的梦想，自己的目标。 I got my own dreams, my own goals.
嘿，给我。嘿!你为什么要这么做? Hey, give it to me. Hey! What'd you do that for?
因为你工作太多了。 'Cause you work too much.
这是我的手机! This is my phone!
这可能就是你老婆离开你的原因。 That's probably why your wife left your sorry ass.
奥普拉，如果你这么擅长谈恋爱， Okay, Oprah, if you're so good at relationships,
你怎么没有男朋友? how come you don't have a boyfriend?
我有一个。 I had one.
只是自从我四年前进去后就没见过他了。 It's just I haven't seen or heard from him since I went in four years ago.
你爱上他了吗? Were you in love with him?
嗯,嗯 Mmm, mmm
噢,噢,噢 Ooh, ooh, ooh
是的,是的 Yeah, yeah
哇! Whoo!
毫不费力地捕获 Captured effortlessly
事情就是这样 That's the way it was
- 来吧，我们去跳舞。- 没有。 - Come on, let's go dance. - No.
来吧。你上次跳舞是什么时候? Come on. When is the last time you danced?
在我的婚礼。 At my wedding.
别担心，我会跳舞。只是我不想。 Don't worry, I can dance. It's just that I don't wanna.
来吧,光滑。让我看看你在做什么。来吧。 Come on, smooth. Show me what you're workin' with. Come on.
我可以跳舞。我只是不想跳舞。 I can dance. I just don't want to dance.
老兄，你又不会跳舞。 Man, you can't dance.
我有招数。 Well, I got moves.
让我看看。 Let me see.
好吧，好吧。 All right, all right.
好了，最后喝一杯。 Okay, one last little drink here.
不是没人 Ain't nobody
哦 Oh
爱我更好 Loves me better
使我快乐 Makes me happy
你要尿尿吗? What, you got to pee?
这在高中是件大事。 This was big in high school.
听着，你不能靠脑子跳舞。 Man, look, you can't dance from your brain.
你得感觉一下。现在,来吧。 You gotta feel it. Now, come on.
让我看看你是怎么把他们变成孩子的。 Show me how you made them kids.
让我有这种感觉 Makes me feel this way
哦 Ooh
- 搞什么…- 这是如何? - What the hell... - How's this?
这对癫痫病人很好。来吧,现在。 That's great for an epileptic. Come on, now.
你的骨盆也要跟着动。 You gotta move your pelvis with it.
更多的臀部。那就这样吧。 More hips. There you go.
把它弄光滑。 Get smooth with it.
我无法抗拒这甜蜜的投降 I can't resist this sweet surrender
好吧,我很抱歉。我没办法。我想念他。 Well, I'm sorry. I can't help it. I miss him.
哦，振作起来吧。 Oh, snap out of it, already.
我厉声说。我爽快的。 I'm snapped. I'm snappy.
我们所看到的并不令人惊讶 And what we see is no surprise
哦,上帝,灰。 Oh, God, Ash.
我还是不敢相信你被车撞了。 I still can't believe you were hit by a car.
你叫律师了吗? Did you call a lawyer?
我不能跟律师谈。我是乱穿马路。 Oh, I can't talk to a lawyer. I was jaywalking.
所以，我们能不能别… So, can we just stop...
- 什么?- 我的天啊。 - What? - Oh, my God.
- 什么? - - What?
看那! Look at that!
天啊，这是真的。看那!看那! Oh, my God, it's true. Look at that! Look at that!
他从没和我那样跳过舞。 He never danced like that with me.
我要去和他谈谈。 I'm gonna go talk to him.
不!坐! No! Sit!
为什么? Why?
我不能告诉你。 I can't tell you.
如果我谈论它， If I talk about it,
歹徒会到我家来砍我。 gangster people will come to my house and cut me.
哦。 Oh.
他看起来就像个有趣的人。 Oh, he almost looks like a fun person.
一定是我。 Must have been me.
这是我吗? Was it me?
不。不要自责了。这是他。 No. Stop beating yourself up. It's him.
我们能离开这里吗?现在? Can we just get out of here? Now?
你知道他们怎么说… You know what they say...
一旦你变成黑人，就再也回不去了。 Once you go black, you never go back.
我们能结账吗? Can we get the check, please?
我觉得没人能感受到 I feel like no one could feel
我一定是在做梦 I must be dreamin'
我希望这个梦成真 I want this dream to be real
我需要这种感觉 I need this feelin'
我对着星星许愿 I make my wish upon a star
希望这个夜晚永远持续下去 And hope this night will last forever
哦，哦，哦，哦! Oh, oh, oh, oh!
不是没人 Ain't nobody
没有人 Nobody
爱我更好 Loves me better
没有人爱我 No one to love me
使我快乐 Makes me happy
是的 Yeah
让我有这种感觉 Makes me feel this way
不是没人 Ain't nobody
所以我才这么努力工作， And that's why I worked so hard,
好让凯特过上好日子，结果事与愿违! so I could give Kate a good life, then it backfired!
伙计，贱人们才不在乎那玩意。 Man, bitches don't care nothin' about that shit.
婊子们太在乎了。 Oh, bitches do too care.
我要告诉你一个秘密 I'm gonna tell you a secret...
有时我开车经过我们的老房子，我只是看看它 Sometimes I drive by our old house and I just look at it
我只记得我们的生活，这很痛苦! and I just remember our life and it just hurts!
太可悲了，吹牛老爹。 Man, that is so pathetic, P. Diddy.
- 什么?- 但你知道吗? - What? - But you know what?
- 我会帮你把她找回来的- 如何? - I'm gonna help you get her back. - How?
首先，我们得营造气氛。 Well, first, we gotta create a mood.
- 就像在餐厅一样，宝贝。- 哦。 - Just like at the restaurant, baby. - Ooh.
我已经在那里。 I'm already there.
是的。现在，感受一下巴里。 Yeah. Now, feel the Barry.
觉得巴里·怀特。 Feel Barry White.
- 看到了吗?- 像巴里一样说话。 - See? - Talk like Barry.
- 好吧，那是巴里。- 是的。 - Okay, that's Barry. - Yeah.
这是凯特。 This is Kate.
嗨,凯特。是的。 Hey, Kate. Yeah.
我要你跟她说脏话! I want you to talk nasty to her!
说话急! Talk nasty!
我很想吻你。 I'd like to kiss you a lot.
- 别那么敏感了，南希!- 什么? - Cut that sensitive shit, Nancy Boy! - What?
- 你一定是个野兽!- 一个野兽! - You gotta be a beast! - A beast!
是啊! Yeah!
在卧室里，女人想要男人 In the bedroom, a woman wants a man
知道怎么骑她的人。 that knows how to ride her when she bucks.
- 当她发怒的时候就骑!骑他们!- 这是正确的。 - Ride 'em when she bucks! Ride 'em! - That's right.
它只是…我不能。这是一个雕塑。我只是不能。 It's just... I can't. It's a sculpture. I just can't.
好吧,好吧。 All right, okay.
使用我,那么。 Use me, then.
嗯? Huh?
该死，抓住这些。 Damn it, grab these.
- 什么?- 抓住他们! - What? - Grab 'em!
哦! Oh!
哦，我明白了。 Oh, I get it, yeah.
- 嗨,凯特。- 嗯。 - Hey, Kate. - Uh- huh.
是啊，你已经等了很久了，是吧? Yeah, you've been waitin' for this for a while, huh?
这是正确的。你要对她做什么? That's right. Now, what you gonna do to her?
我告诉你我要怎么做! I'll tell you what I'm gonna do!
我要给你做个香薰按摩 I'm gonna give you an aromatherapy massage
与香! with incense!
不!来吧,现在! No! Come on, now!
胆小鬼做芳香疗法按摩!告诉她了! Wimps give aromatherapy massages! Tell her again!
好吧! All right!
我要做爱了，宝贝! I'm gonna have sexual intercourse, baby!
不,你……你一个野兽!你需要一些这个。 No, you... You a beast! You need some of these.
- 是的。- 大勇气可嘉! - Yeah. - Cojones grandes!
是啊!我要把它们放进我的裤子里! Yeah! I'm gonna put 'em in my pants!
- 进去，孩子们!- 现在，抓住他们! - Get in there, boys! - Now, grab 'em!
- 抓住他们，嘿，宝贝!- 抓住他们! - Grab 'em. Yeah, hey, baby! - Grab 'em!
现在，你要做什么?你要怎么做? Now, what you gonna do? What you gonna do?
是的,妈妈!你要做我的俗气小女人吗? Yeah, mama! You gonna be my tawdry little woman?
该死的正确!现在开始做爱吧! Damn right! Now get to humpin'!
- Ya- hoo !- 哇! - Ya- hoo! - Whoa!
- 怎么样，嗯?- 是的! - How about that, huh? - Yeah!
你想让我扑向你吗 How would you like me to pounce on you
- 像一只从上面俯视的狮子?- 我喜欢!我喜欢它! - like a lion from above? - I like it! I like it!
- 哟!- 我就是这个意思! - Yo! - That's what I'm talkin'!
你不是丛林之王，你是丛林的主人! You ain't just no king of the jungle, you own that jungle!
那是你的骄傲! That's your pride!
你是这片丛林的主人，谁也不是 You own that jungle, and ain't no one
我要来搅乱你的自尊! gonna come around and mess with your pride!
这是正确的!我很喜欢这样。 That's right! I like that.
是啊!你还没准备好!来吧,现在! Yeah! You ain't ready for that shit! Come on, now!
是野兽!等她开始骑车，你打算怎么办? Be a beast! What you gonna do when she starts ridin', huh?
我会照顾她的!这就是我要做的! I'll take care of her! That's what I'm gonna do!
- 哼!啊哈!- 你是我的，凯特! - Uh- huh! Uh- huh! - You're mine, Kate!
- 骑上避雷针!- 你不需要这些了。 - Ride that lightning rod! - You don't need these no more.
你有你自己的!你找到你的蛋蛋了! You got your own! You found your balls!
我不需要那些球!我有我自己的蛋蛋! Yeah, I don't need those balls! I got my own balls!
曼丁哥! Mandingo!
你的私生活与我们无关， What goes on in your personal life is none of our business,
但如果它开始影响公司，我们需要引起注意。 but if it begins to affect the firm, we need to call attention to it.
伙计们，我们在移动一座雕像，突然失足摔倒了。 Guys, we were moving a statue, and we lost our footing, and we fell.
我妹妹以为你在和保姆乱搞。 My sister's under the impression that you were humping your nanny.
我没有和我的保姆上床! I was not humping my nanny!
彼得，如果阿内斯太太 Peter, surely you understand that if Mrs. Arness
如果怀疑你有不稳定的地方… were to suspect any instability on your part...
我的家没有不稳定。 There is no instability in my home.
你确定你能相信这家伙吗? You sure you can trust this guy?
他在帮我重审我的案子。 Well, hey, he's helping me reopen my case.
你们有线索了吗? Y'all got any leads?
这是银行监控录像的截图 Well, a still from the bank surveillance camera
正在来的路上 is on its way here,
我们找到了一份能帮上忙的证词。 and we found a deposition that could help.
那很酷，宝贝。 Well, that's cool, baby.
如果有什么我能帮得上忙的，尽管叫我。 If there's anything I can do to help, anything, you just holler.
我要跑。 I gotta run.
寡妇，如果你刚才说的是真的， Hey, Widow, if you meant what you just said,
这可不是件容易的事。 it's not gonna be an easy job.
我知道不是。 I know it ain't.
我只是想知道，如果情况不妙， I just gotta know that if things get rough,
你不会抛弃我的。 you're not gonna run out on me.
我等这一刻等了四年了。 I've been waitin' four years for this.
我不会搞砸的。 I ain't gonna mess up.
嗯。 Mmm.
噢! Ooh!
计划一个抢劫吗? Planning another heist?
不。你为什么这么说? No. Why would you say that?
我不知道。 I don't know.
也许是因为听到了"工作"和"性感" Maybe it was hearing the words "job" and "hot"
在两个有纹身的人之间转悠? bandied between two tattooed people?
彼得，那只是我跟你提过的前男友。寡妇。 Peter, that was just my old boyfriend I told you about. Widow.
他只是想回到我身边。 He's just tryin' to get back with me.
嗯。 Mmm- hmm.
我说的都是实话! I'm tellin' you the truth!
我只是不想让你见到他， Look, I just didn't want you to see him,
因为寡妇，他不是个好男友， because Widow, he ain't been the best boyfriend,
我就知道他会缠着我 and I knew he'd be all over me.
现在你突然在乎我的想法了吗? Now you suddenly care what I think?
不。 No.
也许吧。 Maybe.
一点。 A little bit.
不会再迟到了? No more late visits?
词。 Word.
罪犯的荣誉吗? Convicted felon's honor?
无罪的重罪犯的荣誉。 Innocent convicted felon's honor.
现在，给我点毒品，就在边上。 Now, give me some dap, right there on the edge.
我该怎么办? What do I do?
就在这里，然后像这样上来。 Right there, and then come up here like that.
- 砰，就这样。 - - Pow, like that.
- 你好吗?是吗?- 爸爸! - Hello? Yeah? - Dad!
- 嘿,亲爱的。- - Hey, sweetie. -
夏琳在吗? Is Charlene there?
是的,她在这里。你想和她谈谈吗? Yeah, she's here. Do you want to talk to her?
- 你明白吗?- 是的。 - You okay? - Yeah, I am.
好吧。 All right.
- 莎拉?好吧。- 女孩说话。 - Sarah? Okay. - Girl talk.
,什么狗? What up, dog?
我需要你来接我。我现在不能说。 I need you to come pick me up. I can't talk about it right now.
你在哪里? Where you at?
我在威尼斯和运河的交汇处， I'm on the corner of Venice and Canal,
外面有很多人。 and there's a whole lot of people out front.
- 求你别告诉我爸!- 好的。 - Please don't tell my dad! - All right.
不，冷静点。我来接你。 No, just calm down. I'm comin' to get you.
我很抱歉。我不知道还能打给谁。 I'm sorry. I didn't know who else to call.
它很酷。会是什么? It's cool. What's goin' on?
莎拉，你最近在忙什么? Hey, Sarah, what have you been up to?
那是你男朋友吗? Is that your boyfriend?
不，他不是我男朋友。 No, he's not my boyfriend.
- 我喜欢他的朋友迈克- 嗯。 - I liked his friend, Mike. - Mmm.
我们一起出去玩了几次，他一直都很好， And we hung out a few times, and he was always really nice,
但是，他今晚只想做爱。 but then, all he wanted to do tonight was have sex.
我是说，他搬来的时候有点乱，而且… I mean, he moved in kind of rough, and...
- 他对你动粗了?他在哪里?- 我从来没有… - He got rough with you? Where he at? - I've never...
他和那群人一起回去了。 He went back there with that group.
去楼下等。 Go wait downstairs.
哟,迈克! Yo, Mike!
求你了，别杀我! Please, don't kill me!
哦,上帝! Oh, God!
你疯了吗? What are you, crazy?
把我拉起来!你想要什么? Pull me up! What do you want?
莎拉! Sarah!
迈克有话要对你说。说“对不起”! Mike has somethin' to say to you. Say "sorry"!
- 对不起!- 说“对不起”! - I'm sorry! - Say "sorry"!
我很抱歉!上帝,我很抱歉! I'm sorry! God, I'm sorry!
说:“不就是不。” Say, "No means no."
不意味着没有! No means no!
她是在哪里? She was where?
冷静下来。它只是… Calm down. It's just...
- 她才14岁!- 她是15 !等等! - She is 14! - She's 15! Wait!
哦! Oh!
看。莎拉不需要典狱长。 Look. Sarah don't need a warden.
她需要父亲。你。 She needs her father. You.
所以你不能生气，好吗? So you can't get mad, all right?
你要是这么做，她就什么都不会告诉你了。 You do it, she'll never tell you anything again.
好吧。我明白了。我明白了。 All right. I get it. I get it.
只是很酷。冷静点，你懂我的意思吗? Just be cool. Just play it cool, you know what I mean?
听她说。让她来说话。 Just listen to her. Let her do the talkin'.
我在听你说话! I am listening to you!
谢谢你！ Thank you.
不旅行。 Don't trip.
所以… So...
你和一个男孩出去了 You went out with a boy
他还带你去了一个孩子们喝酒的派对 and he took you to a party where kids were drinking
在E上绊倒。 and trippin' on E.
然后他带你去了一个房间 And then he took you up to a room
在那里他想要把一切都搞砸。 where he tried to get all up in that.
他没有? Which he didn't?
然后夏琳来了 And then Charlene came
用我的新车送你回家 in my new car and brought you home
打了他一巴掌之后。 after first bitch- slapping him.
嗯… Well...
那是一个美妙的夜晚。 That was some night.
哦,爸爸! Oh, Dad!
- 真不敢相信你居然没杀我!- 没有。 - I can't believe you're not killing me! - No.
哦!这太棒了!我要一切都公开! Oh! This is so great! I want everything out in the open!
- 哦。- 哦，我还有好多事要告诉你呢! - Oh. - Oh, I have so much more to tell you!
凯特，你在这里做什么? Kate, what are you doing here?
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
这是我下班回家的近路。 It's my shortcut home from work.
不,它不是。 No, it's not.
- 是的。- 不是。 - Yes, it is. - Is not.
我以为你在山里。 I thought you were in the mountains.
是的，我提前回来了。 Well, yeah, I came back early.
有熊在袭击露营者 There were bears that were mauling the campers
和吃它们。 and eating them.
哇。 Wow.
但除此之外，你的… But other than that nothing went wrong with your...
哦,不,不。他的伟大。 Oh, no, no. He's great.
是的，我喜欢他。 Yeah, I liked him.
所以,你的…… So, how's your...
我的什么? My what?
你的生活? Your life?
有什么时髦的新东西吗? Anything hip and new?
不。 No.
不过我和孩子们玩得很开心。 Um, I'm having a good time with the kids though.
好。很高兴你和她玩得开心。 Good. Glad you're having fun with her.
他们。 Them.
什么? What?
- 你看起来…- 是的。 - You look, um... - Yeah.
- 休息。- - Rested. -
好了。你看起来不错。 Nice. You look nice.
我想我晚点会过来接孩子们。 So, um, I guess I'll come by later and pick up the kids.
我在想我能不能把它们留到周五。 Oh, I was wondering if I could keep them through Friday.
真的吗?你不是很忙吧? Really? You're not too busy?
不。 No.
嗯，是的，没关系。 Well, yes, it's okay.
很高兴,彼得。 It's wonderful, Peter.
- 你知道，如果你想来…- - You know, if you wanted to come... -
去做吧。 Go ahead.
对不起。 Sorry.
喂? Hello?
嘿，滚回家去，狗。 Yo, get your butt home, dog.
我会在合适的时间回家的，女朋友。 I will be home in my own sweet time, girlfriend.
不。你现在就得过来。 No. You gotta come now.
阿内斯说她在来的路上。 Arness said she on her way over here.
哦，我全忘了。 Oh, I forgot all about that.
哦,我很抱歉。我得走了。 Oh, I'm sorry. I have to go.
我忘了一件事 I just forgot about something,
但我想继续这次谈话 but I want to continue this conversation,
所以我会打给你，或者你可以打我手机。 so I will call you, or you can call me on my cell.
- 再见!- 嗯。 - Bye! - Uh- huh.
哇!嗬，嗬，嗬，嗬，嗬! Whoa! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
- 她来了吗?- 不! - Is she here yet? - No!
这地方一团糟! The place is a mess!
我们得把这里打扫干净! We gotta clean this place up!
嘿，上楼准备好! Hey, get upstairs and get ready!
来吧。你在读什么? Come on. And what are you reading?
起床!走,走,走!走,走! Get up there! Go, go, go! Go, go!
- 嘿，嘿，P，趁我们还有时间…- 什么时间吗? - Hey, yo, P., while we got this minute... - What minute?
…有件事我一直想告诉你…… ...there's somethin' I really been meanin' to tell you...
好吧，你得等等。 Well, you'll have to wait.
的孩子啊!她在这里! Kids! She's here!
- Arness太太? - Mrs. Arness?
我直说吧，桑德森先生。 I'll get right to the point, Mr. Sanderson.
有谣言流传 There are rumors circulating
你的个人生活和家庭一团糟， that your personal life and your home are in disarray,
这让我感到非常不安。 and this makes me feel very unsettled.
我不知道是谁误导了你，但请进。 I don't know who misinformed you, but please, come in.
我不想认为你被误解了 I'd hate to think you're under any misapprehension
关于我和我的家人。 about me or my family.
莎拉?Georgey吗? Sarah? Georgey?
你还记得Arness夫人吗? You remember Mrs. Arness?
很高兴再次见到你。 So lovely to see you again.
神父，等你有空的时候， Um, Father, when you have a moment,
你介意帮我写关于维多利亚女王的报告吗? would you mind helping me with my report on Queen Victoria?
当然,小猫。 Sure, kitten.
别忘了，爸爸，明天你要来学校 And don't forget, Pop, tomorrow you have to come to school
帮着给穷孩子们分发食物。 and help hand out the food to the poor kids.
我忘记帮助那些可怜的孩子了吗? Have I ever forgotten to help the poor kids?
不,流行。从来没有。 No, Pop. Never.
事实上，桑德森先生，你的家很不错。 In truth, Mr. Sanderson, you have a lovely home.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你的孩子也很乖。 And your children are very well- behaved.
- 他们是天使。- - They're angels. -
哦，威廉。 - - Oh, William.
噢,瞧! Oh, look!
他甚至看上了你的儿子。 He's even taken a fancy to your boy.
这是如此甜蜜。 That's so sweet.
不管怎样，我们可以去书房拿合约… Anyway, we can go to the den and get the contracts...
那是什么味道? What is that heavenly smell?
应该是夏琳在准备晚餐。 Ah, that would be Charlene preparing dinner.
- 不管怎样，合同…- 你知道吗 - Anyway, the contracts... - Do you know,
我从小就没闻到过这么香的家菜味。 I haven't smelled home cooking like that since I was a child.
真的吗?无论如何…… Really? Anyway...
带回了如此快乐的回忆。 Brings back such happy memories.
不是吗?不管怎么说，实际上，书房更近… Does it? Anyway, actually, the den is closer...
阿内斯太太:你的桌子看起来很诱人。 MRS. ARNESS: Your table looks so inviting.
是的。可惜它这么小。 Yes. It's too bad it's so small.
小呢? Small?
嗯，实际上，它很大，不是吗? Well, actually, it's big, isn't it?
这是张大桌子，所以… It's a big table, so...
还能再坐一个人。 There would be room for one more.
好吧，如果你不嫌麻烦的话。 Oh, well, if it's not an imposition.
哦。哦。 Oh. Oh.
我去看看食物够不够。 Well, let me just go check if there's enough food.
我不是…我不确定, I'm not... I'm not sure,
因为，事实上，今晚是， because, uh, actually, this is the night of, uh,
Yiminum,…这个节日, Yiminum, the, uh... The holiday where
白人吃得很少 white people eat very little portions
因为那是耶和华降临的那天晚上 because that was the night the Lord came down
给了他食物， and he was given food,
太多了，他说"不行" and there was just too much and he said, "No."
所以，他有一个更小的份额， And so, he had a smaller portion,
这就是为什么我们可能没有足够的钱。 and that's why we might not have enough.
我去看看上帝会怎么说。 So, I'll just go check on what the Lord would say.
只是一秒。 Just one second.
来这里,威廉。 Come here, William.
嘿,来这里。 Hey, come here.
你饿了吗? Are you hungry?
夏琳，如果说我有什么需要帮忙的，那就是现在。 Charlene, if there was ever a time I needed a favor, it's now.
好吧。你能行的，宝贝。任何东西。 Okay. You got it, baby. Anything.
噢,谢谢你! Oh, thank you!
哦。Arness夫人? Oh. Mrs. Arness?
- 是吗?哦,是的。- 啊…… - Yes? Oh, yes. - Ah...
我和我的家人很高兴邀请你来吃晚餐。 My family and I are pleased to invite you for dinner.
是的,哦。 Yeah, oh.
嗯,很好。我没想到会这样。 Well, very well. I wasn't expecting this.
但如果你坚持的话。 Uh, but if you insist.
然后，我们可以签合同。 And then afterwards, we can sign the contracts.
当然可以。 Of course.
晚餐准备好了。 Dinner is served.
我是在南方长大的。 I was raised in the South, you know.
闻起来就像我们的艾薇什锦饭。 That smells just like our Ivy's jambalaya.
她太棒了。 She was so wonderful.
当然，你知道，我们什么也没给她。 We paid her nothing, of course, you know.
但那时候，人们有自己的服务标准。 But then, people had standards of service in those days.
当然，艾薇确实知道 And, of course, Ivy did know
你从左边发球，从右边收球。 that you serve from the left and collect from the right.
不要…… Don't...
…别说那个故事了，因为我喜欢听你讲你的过去。 ...stop at that story, because I love hearing about your past.
这是迷人的。 That is fascinating.
哦,是的。 Oh, yes.
好吧，就像我刚才说的… Well, anyway, as I was saying...
是的。 Yeah.
是的。“快速”。快速的。 Yeah. "Fast- acting." Fast- acting.
哦，我会抓到你的。我会抓到你的。 Ooh, I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
啊哈。我会给你上菜的。 Uh- huh. I'll serve your food right.
是左边吗?是正确的吗? Was it the left? Was it the right?
父亲在帕萨迪纳共和国青年团的工作 Father's work with the Pasadena Republican Youth Group
确实是无价的。 has truly been invaluable.
希望你们都带了胃口。 I hope y'all brought y'all appetites.
哦,是的。 Oh, yes.
我带我的。 I brought mine.
哦,我的天啊。 Oh, my goodness.
这对我来说太过分了。 This is much too much for me.
我永远都熬不过去的。 I'll never get through all that.
这里少了一点。我愿意和你交换。 I have a little less here. I'll trade with you.
哦。 Oh.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
什么,Charlene ? What, Charlene?
没有,先生。 Nothing, sir.
哦。 Oh.
阿内斯夫人:哦，这菜真好吃。 MRS. ARNESS: Oh, this food is so delicious.
反正他活该，让我穿这身臭衣服。 Serves him right, anyway, makin' me wear this stinkin' outfit.
你很幸运能找到这么有才能的帮手。 You're very lucky to have found such talented help.
我们的艾薇和我们在一起很久了， Well, our Ivy was with us for so long,
我们真的把她当成家庭的一员。 we really thought of her as one of the family.
嗯。 Mmm.
每顿饭后， And after every meal,
妈妈会把我们没吃的食物都刮干净 my mother would scrape all the food we hadn't eaten
放在一个大盘子里，交给艾薇。 and put it on one big plate and give it to Ivy.
夏琳，你有什么特别的口味?我… Charlene, what is that particular taste? I...
它是……这是熟悉的,但…… It is... It's familiar, yet...
是鼠尾草之类的草药吗? Is it some kind of herb like sage?
不，这更像是薄荷奶。 No, it's sort of more like a milk of mint.
牛奶……不管是什么，味道都是爆炸性的。 Milk of... Whatever it is, the taste is explosive.
嗯。 Mmm.
好,那么。享受。 Well, good, then. Enjoy.
哦，等一下。 Oh, just one moment.
有一种可爱而悲伤的黑人灵歌… Uh, you know, uh, there's a lovely, sad Negro spiritual...
．..艾薇的哥哥用过的… ...that Ivy's brother used...
你没事吧? Are you all right?
艾薇的哥哥从烟草地里回来的时候经常唱这首歌。 Anyway, Ivy's brother used to sing this when he came in from the tobacco fields.
嗯,妈妈 Hmm, Mama
主人明天会把我们卖了吗? Is Master going to sell us tomorrow?
是的 Yes
妈妈 Mama
主人明天会把我们卖了吗? Is Master going to sell us tomorrow?
是的 Yes
妈妈 Mama
先生明天要把我卖掉吗? Is Master going to sell me tomorrow?
是的,是的 Yes, yes
去看 Go watch
并祈祷 And pray
现在，还有第二段，如果你们想加入合唱的话。 Now, there's a second verse, if you'd like to join in the chorus.
妈妈 Mama
- 嗯- - Mmm -
难道主人要把我们卖给乔治…… Is Master going to sell us in Georg...
嗯。 Huh.
这是一种不寻常的感觉。 That's an unusual feeling.
- 爸爸?你还好吗? - - Dad? Are you okay?
哈!嗯。 Huh! Hmm.
哈哈! Ha, ha!
哈莉·… Halle...
哈利路亚 Hallelujah
哇! Whoa!
我希望你父亲没事。这种情况经常发生吗? I hope your father's all right. Does this happen often?
好吧，如果你不介意的话。 Well, if you'll excuse us.
小乔治，我们去看弗朗西斯·德雷克的传记吧。 Georgey, let's go watch that biography on Francis Drake.
他似乎被那首歌深深打动了。 He seemed to be so moved by that song.
哦，他在动，好吧。 Oh, he movin', all right.
- 今晚的头条新闻…- 威廉? - And tonight's top story... - William?
联邦调查局需要你帮忙找到逃犯，夏琳·莫顿。 The FBI needs your help in finding fugitive at large, Charlene Morton.
夏琳是一名非裔美国女性，31岁… Charlene is an African- American female, 31 years of age...
它是什么? What is it?
身高一米六二，体重175磅，左胸有纹身。 And 5'6", 175 pounds, with a tattoo on her left breast.
被判持械抢劫 Convicted of armed robbery,
夏琳被认为非常狡猾和危险。 Charlene is considered cunning and highly dangerous.
从女子监狱里逃出来 Having escaped from the Women's Correctional Facility
就在六天前离开洛杉矶 outside Los Angeles a mere six days ago,
莫顿被怀疑携带武器。 Morton is suspected to be armed.
银行监控录像显示夏琳拿着枪 This bank surveillance tape shows Charlene wielding a gun
还有挟持一名顾客作为人质。 and holding a customer hostage.
夏琳被认为是危险人物，可能持有武器。 Charlene is considered dangerous and may be armed.
如果你有任何关于夏琳·莫顿的消息， If you have any information concerning Charlene Morton,
请联系当地的FBI办公室。 please contact your local FBI office.
今晚的《逍遥法外的罪犯》就到这里。 That's it for tonight's edition of Criminals at Large.
晚安，注意安全。 Good night and be safe.
阿内斯太太，我可以解释一切。 Mrs. Arness, I can explain everything.
皮特，在你失控之前，听我解释，好吗? Pete, before you lose it, just let me explain, okay?
没什么好说的。 There's nothing to say.
但不是我干的，皮特。 But I didn't do it, Pete.
你得出去。 You have to get out.
好吧。我去拿我的东西。 All right. I'll get my stuff.
我不明白你的意思。你看到她了，她在哪? I don't understand. You saw her and where is she?
我不知道她在哪里。 I don't know where she is.
别把肥皂掉了。 Don't drop the soap.
这到底是什么意思? What the hell does that mean?
我真不敢相信，彼得。我很担心她。 I just don't believe this, Peter. I'm worried about her.
我讨厌她一个人在外面。 I hate the fact that she's out there all alone.
你担心的是那个可怜的，无辜的，脆弱的生物 You're worried about the poor, innocent, frail creature
在街上连自己都照顾不好的人? who can hardly take care of herself on the street?
关于我的什么?托拜厄斯要炒了我! What about me? Tobias is gonna fire me!
哦，另一个好东西， Oh, and another goody,
如果阿尼斯报警，我就会进监狱! if Arness calls the cops, I could go to jail!
这是局里的本地电话。 Here's the local number for the Bureau.
联邦调查局非常重视窝藏逃犯。 The FBI takes harboring a fugitive very seriously.
先生们，我会第一个通知你们。 You gentlemen will be the first to hear from me.
阿内斯没有报警，她打给了联邦调查局。 Arness didn't call the cops, she called the FBI.
- 你还没见过我。- 我见过你。 - Now, you haven't seen me. - I have seen you.
不，我是说，你还没见过我。 No, I mean, you haven't seen me.
我正看着你呢，彼得。什么是你…什么……什么……彼得! I'm looking right at you, Peter. What are you... What... What... Peter!
如果你有她的消息 If you do hear from her,
请告诉她酷酷的点都扔到窗外去了… please tell her the cool points are out the window and...
她把我迷得神魂颠倒。 She's got me all twisted up in the game.
你为什么要惹琳? Why you messin' with Lene?
我不是在耍她，我是在帮她。 I'm not messing with her, I'm helping her.
胡说! Bullshit!
- 啊!- - Ugh! -
我说的是实话! I'm telling you the truth!
听好了。你不能重审这个案子 Listen up. You do not reopen this case.
从现在开始，我要替她处理。 From now on, I'm handlin' it for her.
我不会重审这个案子的。这个案子已经结了。 I'm not gonna reopen the case. The case is closed.
- 我为什么要…- 远离她的生活 - Why would I... - Stay out of her life.
如果我回到这里，事情会变得很血腥。 If I got to come back here, things are gonna get bloody.
- 啊!- - Ugh! -
也许我现在就该把这做完。 Maybe I should just finish this now.
嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿。我们必须找到夏琳。 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. We have to find Charlene.
我以为你恨夏琳。 I thought you hated Charlene.
我发现她是无辜的。 I found out she's innocent.
我知道它。我知道它。 I knew it. I knew it.
我上哪儿去找她? Where am I gonna find her?
你可以打电话给她。 Well, you can call her.
我不知道她在哪，怎么给她打电话? How can I call her if I don't know where she is?
我把你的手机给她了，以防你… I gave her your phone, in case you might...
我的新手机?你把我价值600美元的钛制手机给她了? My new cell phone? You gave her my new 600 dollars titanium cell phone?
好主意。来吧。 Good idea. Come on.
你的头怎么了? What happened to your head?
大都会艺术博物馆。有什么可以帮您的吗? Metropolitan Museum of Art. How may I help you?
我知道是谁陷害你的。 I know who set you up.
什么?谁? What? Who?
进去。 Get in.
所以,有什么事吗? So, what's up?
那家伙拿枪指着我的头 The guy points a gun to my head
还告诉我不要重审这个案子。 and tells me not to reopen the case.
我在想"他为什么要这么做" I'm thinking, "Why is he doing this?"
然后我才明白，那是因为他也牵涉其中。 And then it dawns on me, it's because he was involved.
这该死的他。 God damn him.
真不敢相信寡妇会这样对我。 I can't believe Widow did this to me.
- 你觉得他在哪儿?- 我不知道 - Where do you think he is? - I don't know.
可能在市中心他常去的一个叫唐洛的俱乐部。 Probably downtown at this club he hang out at called the Down Low.
得让他认罪。 Got to get a confession.
你不能去那里。 You can't go there.
伙计，我是认真的。 Eh, man, I'm serious.
低地的白人要么是警察，要么是尸体，要么就是瘾君子。 A white man at the Down Low is either a cop, a corpse, or a crackhead.
你连话都不会说。 You can't even talk hood.
我会想办法的。 I'll figure out something.
华仔让我告诉你最酷的分数都被淘汰了 Oh, and Howie told me to tell you that the cool points are out the window
而你在游戏中把他搞得一团糟。 and you got him all twisted up in the game.
真的吗? Really?
这是别人对我说过的最好听的话了。 That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me.
我让你在这里下车 I'm gonna drop you off here
因为我得回办公室开个电话会议。 because I got to get back to the office for a conference call.
那么，我们一会儿见。 So, I'll see you in a little bit.
好吧。好的,很酷。 All right. Okay, cool.
是啊，怪胎，送我一程。 Yeah, freak boy, I need a ride.
你现在能来吗? Can you come now?
该死的。一个冷血的直男皮条客。 Damn. A straight, cold pimp.
看来詹德勒比我们先找到她了。 Looks like Gendler beat us to her.
我可以向你保证，阿内斯夫人 I can assure you, Mrs. Arness,
彼得·桑德森不再隶属于托拜厄斯，克莱恩和巴恩斯。 Peter Sanderson is no longer affiliated with Tobias, Kline, and Barnes.
好。 Good.
你的脚踝很漂亮。 You have great ankles.
什么? What?
你跳舞吗? Were you a dancer?
是的。嗯,是的。我是。 Yeah. Well, yes. I was.
我打赌你一定很有风度。 I bet you had great presence.
哦。你们俩怎么样? Oh. How you two doin'?
我希望我没有打扰什么。你讨厌的。 I hope I'm not interruptin' anything. You're nasty.
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
求你了，阿内斯夫人，我不是来惹麻烦的。 Please, Mrs. Arness, I'm not here to cause any trouble.
这可是第一次。 Well, that would be a first.
茱莉亚?茱莉亚? Julia? Julia?
茱莉亚现在有点忙。 Julia a little tied up right now.
求你了，我只需要你听我说完。 Please, I just need you to hear me out for a minute.
这一切都不是彼得的责任。我是。 Peter is not responsible for any of this. I am.
我是说，他是个很棒的律师。 I mean, the guy is a great lawyer.
他是我认识的最正派的人之一。 And he's one of the most decent men I've ever known.
- 我觉得这说明不了什么。- 闭嘴，笨蛋。 - I doubt that's saying much. - Shut up, fool.
要是你知道他愿意做什么就好了 If only you knew the lengths he's willing to go to
帮助朋友。这就是整个… to help a friend. That's what this whole...
听着,妹妹。 Listen, sister.
“姐姐”? "Sister"?
你为什么不回去找桑德森，还有丛林狂热 Why don't you go back to Sanderson, and the whole Jungle Feverthing
在我报警之前，你们俩在一起吗? the two of you got goin' on, before I call the cops?
就这样，帅哥。 That's it, pretty boy.
你见过The Big Hurt吗? You ever met The Big Hurt?
- 这是谁? - The who?
如果我是你，我就不会那么做! I wouldn't do that if I were you!
为什么不呢? And why not?
你马上就会被送回你该待的监狱。 You'll be instantly returned to prison where you belong.
好吧。就是这样。 All right. That's it.
你怎么敢? How dare you?
让我刚才说的话见鬼去吧。 To hell with what I just said.
你显然是他们中的一员。豪伊? You obviously one of them hard learners. Howie?
这是我的房子!我不会被命令去做我… This is my house! I will not be told to do what I...
威廉。 William.
我是凯特·桑德森。你看到我的孩子了吗? I'm Kate Sanderson. Have you seen my kids?
- 在那里。 - Over there.
- 嘿!- 哦,上帝! - Hey! - Oh, God!
这是怎么回事? What is going on?
是FBI打来的，妈妈。 It's just the FBI, Mom.
是的，他们只是在搜索。 Yeah, they're just doing a, like, search.
为了什么? For what?
嗯,夏琳。但她不是…… Well, for Charlene. But she's not...
联邦调查局在找你的保姆吗? The FBI is looking for your nanny?
伙计，把你的手拿开! Man, take your hands off me!
我说了，离我远点，混蛋! I said, back off me, punk!
这就是我的意思。你知道我在说什么吗? That's what I mean. You know what I'm sayin'?
你现在不会想要这些的。 You don't want none of this now.
对不起,死党。 Excuse me, homeboys.
说,哟。里面有浴室吗? Say, yo. You got a bathroom in there?
嘿，嘿，怎么回事? Say, yo, what's the dealio?
嗯。你爸爸是谁? Mmm. Who's your daddy?
把翘臀放回去，放到玻璃上。 Back that booty up and put it on the glass.
有人明白我在说什么吗? Anybody here dig what I'm sayin'?
所以… So...
你的保姆在服刑 Your nanny was doing time
持械抢劫。 for armed robbery.
然后她越狱了 And then she broke out of prison
然后她来了这里。 and then she came here.
但她是无辜的, But she's innocent,
现在你爸爸去帮她了。 and now your dad has gone off to help her.
听起来很疯狂,是吗? Sounds crazy, right?
他不再是原来的那个人了。 He's not the same guy anymore.
嗯。 Mmm- hmm.
是的，他真的很酷。 Yeah, he's really cool.
嘿，你们有谁特别喜欢吉米高中吗? Say, any of you homies holdin' extra Jimmy High?
因为我今晚就想扭扭你的屁股。 'Cause I'm all about crunchin' some of that boofanny tonight.
如果你伤害了那只狗的一根头发… If you harm one hair on that dog's head...
是啊，"伤一根头发"你让我很紧张。 Yeah, "Harm a hair on the head." You got me all nervous.
喂? Hello?
- 莎拉?- 嘿，夏琳。 - Sarah? - Oh, hey, Charlene.
让你爸爸接电话。 Put your daddy on the phone.
不，他不在这儿。他出去找你了。 No, he's not here. He went out to find you.
他去找我了? He went to find me?
好吧。 All right.
华仔，转个u，我们去市中心了。 Howie, flip a U. We headed downtown.
我就住在市中心，宝贝。 Downtown's where I live, precious.
- 不!不!- - No! No! -
哇! Whoa!
你在想什么，玩家? What's on your mind, player?
你怎么了?你喝了那种仇恨吗? What's with you? You been drinkin' some of that haterade?
了,什么味道的?你从哪里? What's up, Flavor? Where you from?
从兜帽和误解。 From the hood and misunderstood.
你那拉皮条的手怎么样了，伙计? How's your pimp hand, dog?
强,婴儿,强劲。 Strong, baby, strong.
你能转弯吗，雪人? Can you swerve, snowman?
我额头上喷了"白鬼"吗? Do I got "honky" spray- painted on my forehead?
我当然可以。我正试着偷看一个蝴蝶结。 Of course I can. I'm tryin' to peep a bowwow.
如果你在家这样，男人，那就和女人跳舞吧。 If you so at home, man, then dance with the woman.
我不能。我得到了b 'ness。 I can't. I got b'ness.
走出去，尽情享受吧。 Go on out there and get your groove on.
不,我不能。我有重要的事要处理。 No, I can't. I got important b'ness to take care of.
我告诉你，但是…… I tell you, but...
你会因此被判终身监禁的。 You'll get a life sentence for this.
你是个绑匪，是个妓女! You're a kidnapper and a whore!
嘿。继续说，茶包。 Hey. Keep talkin', tea bag.
噢!茶叶袋! Ooh! Tea bag!
是啊，你会一边嚼着口香糖一边吱吱叫。 Yeah, you'll be gummin' your bubbles and squeak.
是的,哦!糟透了。 Yeah, oh! Terrible.
等等，等等，等等，等等。 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
该死，孩子，你看起来有点傻。 Damn, boy, you lookin' all kind of stupid.
真的吗? Really?
因为这是你妈妈给我的。 'Cause I got this outfit from your mama.
嘿，艾米纳姆，别扯假发了。 Yo, Eminem, cut the wigger shit.
我觉得你不知道你惹了多大的麻烦。 I don't think you know how much trouble you in.
好,好,好。 Fine, fine, fine.
我是来谈生意的。私营企业。 I'm here to talk business. Private business.
这是什么鬼东西? What fresh hell is this?
我哪儿也没看到他。 I don't see him anywhere.
我想他在后面的房间里。 I think he's in that back room over there.
我们该怎么处置女王陛下? What do we do with Her Majesty?
- 坐下来。- 什么? - Sit down. - What?
把它坐下来。 Sit it on down.
听着，如果你动一下，你的小威利就会被桥接下来。 Now, look, if you move, your little Willy gonna be bridged down.
- 你挖?- 挖。 - You dig? - Dig.
好吧。来吧。 All right. Come on.
这是真的吗? Is that real?
哦。 Oh.
7号和7号，双份。 Uh, Seven and Seven, double.
你在干什么呢? How you doin'?
什么? What?
我说:“你好吗?” I said, "How you doin'?"
哦,太棒了。 Oh, fantastic.
你要么是我见过的最蠢的人，要么就是你… You either the dumbest cracker I ever met or you straight up...
有这种想法。我喜欢这首歌。 Hold that thought. I love this song.
你觉得你没有口才 You think that you don't have the eloquey
你以为你能逃脱惩罚 You think that you can get away with it
- 把那个关掉。- 你认为… - Turn that off. - You think that...
让所有人离开这里。 Get everybody up out of here.
我告诉你，他肯定在里面。 I'm telling you, he is definitely in there.
好吧，他在里面， Okay, all right, so he's in there,
然后你进去，然后发生了什么? and then you go in, and then what happens?
三秒。 Three seconds.
你为什么在这里? Why you here?
我觉得你手上还有一大笔偷来的钱。 I got a feeling you're still sitting on a hefty sum of stolen cash.
你想隐瞒，就得找个律师。 You want to hide it, you need a lawyer.
- 手机怎么了?- 我要叫骑兵来。 - What's with the phone? - I'm calling in the cavalry.
你会回到监狱。 You'll go back to prison.
你想帮我洗黑钱吗? So you wanna help me launder my money?
我可以把它藏在开曼群岛一个无法追踪的账户里。 I can hide it in an untraceable account in the Cayman Islands.
我只要10万美元。 All I want is 100,000 dollars.
我们离开这里的时候都变富有了。 We both walk out of here wealthier men.
然后我告诉你夏琳在哪。那么简单。 And I tell you where Charlene is. That simple.
你带窃听器了? You wearin' a wire?
我吗?不。是吗? Me? No. Are you?
然后他们绑架了我。 Then they kidnapped me.
他们带走了我的狗，威廉。 And they took my dog, William.
真是太遗憾了。 That's a damn shame.
你才不在乎呢。 Oh, you don't care.
奶奶,你”吗? You smokin', grandma?
为什么不呢? Why not?
让你的提议见鬼去吧 To hell with your proposition.
- - 等等。 - - Hold it.
夏琳已经准备好出卖你了。她知道你的同谋是谁。 Charlene is ready to roll over on you. She knows who your accomplice was.
- 哦，那很有趣。- 我没开玩笑。 - Oh, that's pretty funny. - I'm not kidding.
他们在停车场等我的信号，然后… They're out in the parking lot waiting for my signal, and...
信号是 And the signal is
如果我不回来，他们就叫联邦调查局。 if I don't come back, they call the FBI.
没有同谋，傻瓜。 There was no accomplice, fool.
照片里有个女孩。 There was a girl in the photo.
不，是一个戴假发穿裙子的人。 No, there was somebody in a wig and a dress.
你。 You.
你留下了她的衣服，枪和钱。 You left her clothes, the gun, and the money.
看到了吗? See?
你太聪明了，这对你有好处。 You just too damn smart for your own good.
我们不能再等了。 Look, we can't wait no more.
等待,等待。夏琳！ Wait, wait. Charlene!
开放。寡妇想见我。 Open up. Widow wanna see me.
- 谁说的?- - - - - - 琳恩说。 - Says who? - Says Lene.
皮特。 Pete.
这不是通灵的时刻吗? Well, ain't this a psychic moment?
我正要来看你。 I was just comin' to see you.
来吧，寡妇。这是你我之间的事。 Come on now, Widow. This is between me and you.
你放了他。 You let him go.
没有问题。 No problem.
哦,狗屎。 Oh, shit.
什么?来吧,现在。你在干什么? What? Come on, now. What are you doin'?
我得到了它。 I got it.
- 瞄准，瞄准，华仔!- 是的! - Aim it, aim it, Howie! - Yeah!
啊哈!现在谁拿到枪了? Uh- huh! Who got the gun now, huh?
现在谁得到了那把枪? Who got that gun now?
伙计,这是正确的。 Homie, that's right.
给我趴下! Get y'all asses on the ground!
屁股倒在地上让我看得到，是吧? Asses on the ground where I can see 'em, huh?
带他出去! Take him out!
娘。 Pussies.
噢! Ooh!
不是很有趣吗? Wasn't that fun?
我这就走了。 I'm just gonna roll up on out of here.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
- 美国联邦调查局! - - FBI!
每个人,冻结! Everybody, freeze!
夏琳！夏琳！哦,宝贝! Charlene! Charlene! Oh, baby!
哦,哦,宝贝。 Oh, oh, baby.
夏琳。 Charlene.
- 该死的…- - Son of a... -
降低你的武器!掉它! Drop your weapon! Drop it!
哦,夏琳。 Oh, Charlene.
噢! Ow!
- 什么?- 该死的狗。 - What? - Damn, dog.
华仔，她没事。 Hey, Howie, she's all right.
查,我… Charlene, I...
帮我个忙，宝贝。 Do me a favor, precious.
别再那样吓我了， Don't ever scare me like that again,
不然我就狠狠打你一顿 or I'm gonna have to give you a nasty spanking,
如果我不太含蓄的话 if I'm not being too subtle.
他真是个该死的怪物。 He's such a damn freak.
- 你是桑德森吗?- 是的。 - Are you Sanderson? - Yeah.
等待,等待。 Wait, wait.
- 她是无辜的。- 保存它。 - She's innocent. - Save it.
我可以证明。 I can prove it.
桑德森先生，你真有胆量。 Mr. Sanderson, that was pretty ballsy.
你会成为一名出色的特工。 You'd make a hell of an agent.
非常感谢，但我觉得我什么都没做 Oh, thank you very much, but I don't think I did anything
这是普通人做不到的 that an ordinary man wouldn't do
- 在这种情况下。,再次感谢。 - in these sort of circumstances. - Thanks again.
桑德森先生。你就在那里。 Mr. Sanderson. There you are.
你的行为太可恶了。 You have behaved abonidably.
Aboni…… Aboni...
Abomidably。 Abomidably.
- Abodi…- 一个弥天大谎。 - Abodi... - Abominably.
我知道。 I know.
- - - - - - 莎士比亚。- - - - - - 莎士比亚。 - Shakespeare. - Shakespeare.
阿内斯太太:不，等等。这是严重的。 MRS. ARNESS: No, wait. This is serious.
我要你这样…Disboweled。 And I'll have you dis... Disboweled.
哦! Oh!
嗯,disballed。 Uh, disballed.
说…… Dis...
禁止吗? Disbarred?
取消资格。 Disbarred.
去他的吧。 Oh, to hell with it.
我相信我是醉了。 I do believe I'm stoned.
别告诉任何人你见过我这个样子。 Just don't tell anybody you ever saw me like this.
Arness太太。 Mrs. Arness.
威廉。 William.
天啊，你真是条丑狗。 Oh, God, you are an ugly dog.
和沉重。 And heavy.
- 来，我抓到他了。 - Here, I got him.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
这附近有24小时营业的餐厅吗? Is there a 24- hour diner around here?
- 我知道在哪。我带你去。- 你会怎么做? - I know where one is. I'll take you there. - You do?
我极其饿。 I'm dreadfully hungry.
- 你们还好吗?- 你觉得怎么样? - You guys okay? - What do you think?
嘿，冷静点，G- mo。 Yo, be cool, G- mo.
- 出去，G- mo。- 是的! - Yo, out back, G- mo. - Yeah!
满漂亮的,舒适的。 Full cheesy, homie.
这还不够。 TOBIAS: Well, that's not good enough.
你得继续努力，不是吗? You'll just have to keep trying, won't you?
我给阿内斯打了四次电话，艾德，她只跟彼得说话。 I called Arness four times, Ed. She'll only talk to Peter.
那我们就得把他留在身边，不是吗? Well, we're just gonna have to keep him around, aren't we?
哦,嘿,伙计们。 Oh, hey, guys.
彼得。 Peter.
我说过我要自己出去吗? Did I mention I'm going out on my own?
你没有资源。 You don't have the resources.
我有个身家数十亿的客户。 Well, I have one multibillion- dollar client.
这是一个开始。 It's a start.
和一个伙伴。 And a partner.
我都知道了，G。 I'm all over it, G.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
原谅我。 Excuse me.
彼得，我们可以谈谈。 Peter, we can talk about this.
艾德，你可以亲我的黑屁股。 Ed, you can kiss my natural black ass.
- 彼得。- 阿什莉，你在这里干什么? - Peter. - Ashley, who are you doing here?
哦，我在，呃，开会，呃… Oh, I was, uh, meeting, uh...
- 为了我姑姑的地产，你知道的。- 关于她姑姑的财产 - For my aunt's estate, you know. - About her aunt's estate.
- 有一个附录。- 是的,是的。 - There was a codicil. - Yeah, yeah.
跟你一半的东西说再见吧。 Well, say goodbye to half your stuff.
我会给你打电话。 I'll call you.
找好,孩子们。差不多了。 Lookin' good, kids. Almost there.
彼得，你4点的时间正在你的办公室等你。 Peter, your 4 o'clock is waiting for you in your office.
我今天没有会议。 I don't have any meetings today.
我很抱歉。我不知道我还有约会。 I'm sorry. I didn't realize I had an appointment.
嘿。 Hey.
这就是顶级税务律师的生活方式啊? So, this is how a big- time tax attorney lives, huh?
这地方可是拉皮条的，吹牛老爹。 This place is big pimpin', P. Diddy.
- 你好吗?- 我很好。 - How you doin'? - I'm all right.
我真的很想再告诉你一遍 I really wanted to tell you again
我是多么感激你为我所做的。 how much I appreciate what you did for me.
如果我能把你给我的一半还给你就好了。 If I could only give you back half of what you've given me.
请。我们扯平了。给我一个拥抱。 Please. We'll call it even. Now give me a hug.
嘿，白人不拥抱。 Hey, white people don't hug.
你不是白色的。 You ain't white.
好吧,我是白色的。 Well, I'm off- white.
很高兴见到你。 Good to see you.
凯特… Kate...
嗨。 Hi.
这个嘛，我… Um, oh, well, I'm, uh...
我和华仔还有事要处理。 I got to finish up some things with Howie.
凯特，这是夏琳。夏琳，这是凯特。 Oh, uh, Kate, this is Charlene. Charlene, this is Kate.
嗨。你确实让这里的一切都发生了变化。 Hi. You've certainly been shaking things up around here.
摇摆是我最擅长的。 Well, shakin' is what I do best.
很高兴认识你，凯特。 It's a pleasure to meet you, Kate.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
替我照顾好他。 And take care of him for me.
嗨。 Hi.
嗯,所以… Hmm, so...
什么事让你这么沮丧? What brings you down?
我是说，不是让你沮丧的事， I mean, you know, not what brings you down,
但是，我是说，什么风把你吹来了? but, I mean, what brings you down here?
嗯，我只是想知道，嗯… Well, I was just wondering, um...
你多久从我家旁边抄这条近路? How often do you take that shortcut past my house?
技术上? Technically?
嗯,嗯… Uh, well...
差不多每天都有。 Uh, pretty much every day.
嗯，你知道，严格来说， Well, you know, technically,
这就是跟踪。 that's stalking.
挺可爱的。 It's kind of cute.
凯特。 Kate.
我有话想对你说。 There's something I want to say to you.
炫酷的分数都被抛在了窗外，我在游戏中完全被扭曲了。 The cool points are out the window, and I'm all twisted up in the game.
这是什么意思? What does that mean?
意思是我爱你。 It means I love you.
拉斯塔曼，别动，不然你就 Rastaman, hold still, or you're gonna have
地板上到处都是牙买加珠子。 these Jamaican beads all over the floor.
好了，开始吧。 Yeah, here we go.
好了，做了一半。 All right, halfway done.
你认为什么? What you think?
向你的孩子大喊一声。 Holler at your boy.
- 嗨。- 没什么就是没什么。 - Hey. - Nothin' is nothin'.
你爸爸现在是谁? Who's your daddy now?
天啊，你真是个怪胎。 Boy, you are some kind of freaky.
不是没人 Ain't nobody
没有人 Nobody
爱我更好 Loves me better
没有人爱我 No one to love me
使我快乐 Makes me happy
是的,是的,是的 Yeah, yeah, yeah
让我有这种感觉 Makes me feel this way
不是没人 Ain't nobody
不,不 No, no
爱我胜过爱你 Loves me better than you
南区，南区 South Side, South Side
不是报纸让我成为戴娜的 Ain't the paper that makes me Dana
我只看到陌生人他们用陌生人的眼光看我 I just see the strangers They look at me stranger
他们都给我更多的嘴唇所以我给你 They all give me more lip So I give ya
更多的音乐，更多的剧本，更少的表演 More music, more scripts, less actin'
我提高了工资上限 I stepped up the salary cap
过路，看看发生了什么 Passin' traffic and look at what happened
看看生活是如何转变的 See how life takes a turn
更多的纸了 More paper earned
律师解散，案件休庭，再见 Lawyers poof, case adjourned Goodbye
我就是我 I am what I am
我来自纽瓦克，我是crème de la crème I come from Newark So I'm crème de la crème
尤其是你们都祈祷我完蛋 Especially when y'all prayed for my downfall
所以我才尽量不和你们在一起 That's why I try to stay from around y'all
我们走吧让我的日子变得黑暗 Let's go Turn my days into dark
我停车的时候，他们找的不像交警 They found less Like meter maids when I park
但我还是会做我自己 But I'll be still doin' me
所以美丽 So beautifully
继续做你的事吧 Go on and do your thing
因为人们会议论纷纷 'Cause people will talk
宝贝，就是这样 Baby, it's the way
你走路的样子 The way that you walk
抬头望天 Keep your head up to the sky
舒适度高 Comfort is high
爱那些恨你的人 Love the ones that hate you
因为是他们造就了你 'Cause they're the ones who make you
- 哟，哟- 继续做你的事 - Yo, yo - Go on and do you thing
想象一下这个世界会和你一起遨游 Just imagine how the world would be with you cruisin'
从上到下，打开衬衫让女孩兴奋起来 Top down, pop the blouse Get girls aroused
谈论购物和浏览 Talk about shoppin' and browsin'
不是衣服 Not for clothes
会不会是你觉得需要我? Could it be that you feel you need me?
嘿，你喜欢我的方式，因为它来得如此容易 Hey, you love the way I flow 'cause it comes so easy
当生活模仿艺术 When life imitate art
你得喜欢它尽量保持在它之上 You got to love that Try to stay above that
谁知道我会走这么远? Who knew I'd come this far?
女商人兼电影明星 Businesswoman and movie star
我妈妈总是告诉我它来自上帝 My mom's always told me it come from God
还有来自你们的压力 And the stress that come from y'all
保持achin” Keep achin'
你会到达那里，继续等待 You'll get there Keep waitin'
继续努力，耐心点 Keep tryin', be patient
你们都希望我能留下来过夜 Y'all wish I could stay the night
真正感受爱 Really feel the love
继续做你的事吧 Go on and do your thing
因为人们会议论纷纷 'Cause people will talk
宝贝，就是这样 Baby, it's the way
你走路的样子 The way that you walk
抬头望天 Keep your head up to the sky
舒适度高 Comfort is high
爱那些恨你的人 Love the ones that hate you
因为是他们造就了你 'Cause they're the ones who make you
继续做你的事吧 Go on and do your thing
最近，在我看来 Lately, itjust seems to me
那些人不是他们看起来的那样 That people ain't what they seem to be
他们都想把我撕碎 They all want me torn up
我知道他们是暗箭伤人 I know they're snakes in the grass
所以我付钱给我的员工修剪草坪 So I pay my staff to keep the lawn cut
我看到了你，你带来的所有戏剧性 I see you, all the drama you bringin'
我用积极的想法与之斗争 I combat that with positive thinkin'
我还是我，直到我老了，白发苍苍 I'm me till I'm old and gray And when that day comes
我要教我的女儿们也这样 I'm gonna teach my daughters to be the same way
我就是我 I am the way I am
我来自社区所以我是crème de la crème I'm from the hood So I'm crème de la crème
尤其是你们都祈祷我完蛋 Especially when y'all prayed for my downfall
所以我才尽量不和你们在一起 That's why I try to stay from around y'all
你永远不会让我失望的 You'll never get me down
所以我会一直在你身边 So I'll always be around
仍然对我如此美丽 Still doin' me so beautifully
继续做你的事吧 Go on and do your thing
因为人们会议论纷纷 'Cause people will talk
宝贝，就是这样 Baby, it's the way
你走路的样子 The way that you walk
抬头望天 Keep your head up to the sky
舒适度高 Comfort is high
爱那些恨你的人 Love the ones that hate you
因为是他们造就了你 'Cause they're the ones who make you
继续做你的事吧 Go on and do your thing
因为人们会议论纷纷 'Cause people will talk
宝贝，就是这样 Baby, it's the way
你走路的样子 The way that you walk
抬头望天 Keep your head up to the sky
舒适度高 Comfort is high
爱那些恨你的人 Love the ones that hate you
因为是他们造就了你 'Cause they're the ones who make you
继续做你的事吧 Go on and do your thing
做你的事吧，反正人们都会恨你的 Just do your thing 'cause people gonna hate you anyway
嘻哈音乐 Hip- hop music
- 控制- 嘻哈音乐 - Take control - Hip- hi- hop music
噢,噢,噢 Oh, oh- oh- oh
得让她保持清醒 Got to keep her sanity
我相信一件事 I believe that one thing
爱会让你自由 Love will set you free
因为我相信梦想 'Cause I believe in dreams
你可以和我一起去 And you could come with me
如果你想的话 If you want to
她得把头抬得高高的 Got to keep her head up high
这样我才能让你明白我的想法 So I can make you understand my mind
是的,我有空 Yeah, I'm free
你可以跟我来，宝贝 Say, you could come with me, baby
如果你想的话 If you want to
噢,噢,噢 Oh, oh- oh- oh
说 Say
噢,噢,噢 Oh, oh- oh- oh
鼓掌,鼓掌 Clap, clap