MAN: I just had the strangest dream.
我刚做一个超怪的梦
It's Friday.
那天是周五
We're at the hospital. But it's not a hospital,
我们在医院,但那不是医院
it's a forest of sorts.
像是森林之类的
And I know that because right next to you there's a bear.
我知道是因为你身旁有只熊
A grizzly, cooling his feet in a stream.
一只灰熊,在溪流中脚泡
And all of a sudden, you begin to deliver...
突然,你开始分娩
...and I can't get to you.
我却无法接近你
But the bear can.
但那只熊可以
And next thing I know...
下一刻我发现
...he is holding our beautiful baby boy.
他正抱着我们的漂亮男孩
And here's where it gets odd. Uh....
怪的地方来了
He chews the cord.
他咬断脐带
But, strangely, I'm okay with it.
不过很妙,我无所谓
That's gotta be a good sign.
这一定是个好征兆
预 产 期
Theodore. Loved it.
希欧多尔,我喜欢
But remember that article I told you about? Naming kids after famous people?
可是记得我提过那篇 以名人替孩子命名的文章?
主演:蜜雪儿摩纳汉
I don't want Teddy to think he's a failure
万一他的脸没刻上总统山
if he doesn't wind up on Mount Rushmore.
他会自卑是逊咖
Uh, Arthur. Oh!
亚瑟
This was tough, because it's mythological.
这很吊诡,因为亚瑟是神话
Round Table, the whole deal.
圆桌武士那类的
主演:茱莉叶路易丝
But "The Name Game." Remember that? "The Name Game"?
玩改绰号游戏时会被亏,记得吧?
"Art-Art-bo-Bart, Banana-Fana-fo-Fart."
阿…舍…干…面
Brings us to Casey. This whole next slew of names:
接着是凯西 再来还有一脱拉库的名字
Casey, Jordan, Dylan, Drew, Taylor,
凯西、乔登、狄伦、朱尔…
Tyler and probably mostly Skylark...
泰勒、塔勒及最近很夯的史凯勒
主演:RZA
...are all names that could be girls' names.
这些名字男女通用
Why don't we just cut to the chase and call him Cindy?
废话不多说,叫他辛蒂算了
DRIVER: Yeah, Atlanta. Trying to get out of this place.
对,亚特兰大,快闪人为妙
-Denver's where it's at, man. -Mm-hm.
丹佛才好玩
They got the whole underground government conspiracy thing going on.
那里有整个地下政府阴谋在进行
主演:杰米福克斯
-That so? -I'm hearing a lot of chatter...
-是吗? -我在留言版上看到许多讨论
-...on the message boards.
-明白了 -大家在说…
-Gotcha. I should grab this.-Sorry.
抱歉接个电话
Hey, honey. WOMAN: Hey, sweetie.
-嗨,老婆 -亲爱的
-Did you get my message? -I did.
-有听到留言吗? -有,还没听完
I'm about halfway through it. I thought I'd take a little break.
-我想中场休息一下 -哈哈
Ha, ha. I didn't want you to think I was arbitrarily dismissing those names.
我怕你误会我想要删除…
You considered them carefully.
你绞尽脑汁想出的名字
It's just such a big decision, you know?
这可是重大决定
I know. Clearly, you're taking it very seriously.
我很清楚你很重视
More importantly, what are you wearing?
但更重要的,你穿什么?
Armani Exchange.
亚曼尼副牌
I'm talking to my-- No, no, that's just the driver, baby.
我是问…不,只是司机,宝贝
Okay, listen, I'm about to be dropped off. I should go.
好,我快下车,该挂了
-I love you, can't wait to see you.
我爱你,等不及见你
-I love you too. Safe flying.
我也爱你,一路顺风
DRIVER: Here you go. -Perfect.
-到了 -太好了
DRIVER: What in the eff?
搞什么鬼?
-Goddamn it!
该死!
-We done knocked it right off.
撞掉车门了
Hey, man!
老兄!
You just hit my car!
你刚撞到我的车
-You just knocked my door off, man. SHELBY: Sorry about that.
撞掉我的车门
First things first, is everybody okay?
糟糕啦 但最重要的,大家没事吧?
DRIVER: I'm in a Town Car! Don't you know airport protocol?
我开接送礼车,懂不懂机场规矩?
Town Cars have the right of way always!
接送礼车绝对优先
That right there is some serious damage. That ain't shit!
损失惨重呢,不是盖的
DRIVER: My brother-in-law is gonna kill me. I'm through! You okay?
-我大舅会杀了我,我完蛋了 -你没事吧?
Sorry about my friend. He's been drinking.
我朋友真夭寿,一路喝酒
You smell boozy too. Drinking and driving together?
你也有酒味,你们一起酒驾?
Well, we haven't been drinking.
我们也没一直喝
I mean, we split a six-pack. Of 40s. But....
我们只是干掉半打大罐啤酒…
You know what? My father always had a saying:
说真的,我老爸总是说
When a day starts like this, it's all uphill from here.
一天开头带屎,之后就扶摇直上
That's actually incorrect.
其实不对
-My dad used to say it. -No, it's all downhill from here.
-不,我爸说的算 -扶摇直上?不,是每况愈下
Everybody wants to be up.
但大家都想向上,没人想向下
Nobody wants to be down. It's easier as you go down.
-应该是扶摇直上 -但走下坡容易些
He didn't know what he was talking about.
所以你老爸不了自己在说啥
-Hey, Shelby? We good? -We're cool, man. I'll take care of it.
-谢比?没事吧? -没问题,我会搞定
-Okay. SHELBY: Go get them, Hollywood!
-好 -加油,好莱坞!
PETER: Excuse me. Sir? You mind picking these up?
对不起,先生?介意捡起来?
I can't. You're not supposed to touch other people's luggage at an airport.
不行,在机场不该碰别人的行李
Handle your own baggage.
管好自己的行李
Bag check!
检查袋子!
-This your bag, sir?
先生,这是你的袋子?
-Is there a problem?
有问题吗?
-I'm gonna have to search it real quick, sir. -Yeah. Feel free.
-我得搜一下 -好,请便
制片:陶德菲利普斯 丹戈柏
Mad magazine? That's cute. That's not mine.
-《萌杂志》?装年轻 -那不是我的
-This is your bag? -That's not--
-这是你的袋子吧? -那不是我的
Jackpot! That's definitely not mine. My bag got switched with this--
-中奖了 -那打死不是我的,袋子被调包…
-You packed your bag yourself? -But not that.
-你亲自打包的? -对,但没有那个
I've never done drugs in my life. This is absolutely-- This is crazy.
我这辈子没碰过毒品,太离谱了
Maybe you a drug mule.
或许你走私毒品
-Do I look like a drug mule?
走私毒品?我看起来像吗?
-I don't know, how do drug mules look?
不了,怎样才叫像?
-You're the expert.
你是达人
-What, like me?-Who said that?
-难道像我? -我可没说
-Your eyes. My eyes said something? Did my mouth?
-你的眼神说像我 -我的眼神说话?我嘴上有说吗?
I don't think you look like a--
我不认为你像…
Do you mind not tossing it up so much?
别乱翻一通好吗?
Whoo! Funky motherfucker, ain't you?
妈呀,有够臭的!
You are so inappropriate, it's crazy.
你的行为不当,太扯了
I been called a lot of things, but "inappropriate"?
我常被打枪,但〝行为不当〞?
That's some fucked-up shit, yo.
太没礼貌了
编剧:艾伦柯恩,艾伦弗里德兰德 亚当斯坦科,陶德菲利普斯
导演:陶德菲利普斯
Oh, my goodness.
我的天啊
Look at this, Sonny.
瞧这里,桑尼
Fancy.
水啦
Died and gone to heaven.
我嗝屁上天堂了
Are you not aware that there's a person here? ETHAN: Sorry.
-有没搞错?到这里有人耶 -对不起
Well, hello!
你好!
How you doing?
你好吗?
What brings you up to first class?
你怎么会坐头等舱?
The seat that I procured--
因为我买头等舱位置
ETHAN: Oh, sorry. ATTENDANT: Excuse me.
-对不起 -不好意思
I was in low class, and my seat belt didn't work, and they bumped me up.
我坐低等舱,我的安全带坏了 被升级到头等舱
It's called economy. Lucky day. Nice to see you.
-那叫经济舱 -今天走运了,幸会
Sorry how we met, but, you know....
很尴尬的相识…
Oh, you know what?
对了
-I think we switched our bags at the curb.
我想我们在路边拿错袋子
-I know we did.
我知道拿错
Your bag was confiscated. It had paraphernalia in it.
你的袋子被没收
Marijuana pipe.
有毒品配备,大麻烟斗
Well, that's a medical apparatus.
那是医学仪器
-I have glaucoma.
我有青光眼
-Sure, you have glaucoma.
那敢情好
Attention, in preparation for takeoff,
乘客注意,准备起飞
please turn off all electronic devices...
请关闭所有电子装置
...and if you have a laptop, please stop it. Thank you and enjoy your flight.
如果您有笔电,请收起来 谢谢,祝您的飞行愉快
〝老婆,快到家了〞
They made the announcement. You should turn that off.
伙伴 机员宣布了,你该关掉手机
-Yeah, I get it. -Just turn it off. You know why?
-好,我知道 -快关掉,你知道吗?
-I'm gonna turn it off. -They get uneasy...
-我会关掉 -我想他们会有点恐慌
...because they know terrorists use their phones to trigger bombs in their luggage.
因为恐怖份子用手机
Shh. Pst, pst, pst.
引爆行李中的炸弹
-That's not the word you want to say. -"Terrorist" or "bomb"?
-你不该提到那个词 -什么词?恐怖份子或炸弹?
-You said both the words.
两个你都说了
-I understand. -I'm trying to tell you that I read--
我能了解 但我读到恐怖份子用…
-Stop trying to tell me and listen.
别说了,听我说
Don't say words that put people on edge.
你不该说害大家恐慌的话
ETHAN: I'm trying to be informative.
我只是想告知你
PETER: It's not cool.
-那样不上道 -不好意思,先生
Would you and your friend mind stepping to the front of the plane? My friend?
-你和你朋友能到机舱前面吗? -我朋友?
I'm sorry, I need you to come with me, please.
抱歉,请你跟我来
Listen.
听好
This clown, I've never seen before in my life.
我这辈子从没见过这冒失鬼
That's not true. We switched bags at curb side.
不见得,我们在路边交换过袋子
-That was an accident. And he had-- MAN: Sir!
那是意外,他还…
Federal air marshal. Please step to the front of the plane.
先生! 先生,联邦空警,请到机舱前面
What? Why? Drop the device.
-什么?为什么? -扔掉装置
-It's not a device, it's a BlackBerry.
这不是装置,是黑莓机
-Drop the device!
扔掉装置,混蛋!
What are you gonna do, rent-a-cop? Shoot me--?
你想怎样?当大家的面射我…
It's okay, everyone. He'll be fine.
放心,各位,他会没事
It's only a rubber bullet.
只是橡胶子弹
Good news, Mr. High man. They found your bags on the airplane.
好消息,海曼先生 飞机上找到你的袋子
-Oh, good. -Unfortunately, that plane's over Kansas.
-很好 -可惜,那架飞机已在堪萨斯州
-Figures. -But I do have your cell phone for you.
-我就知道 -不过我们有你的手机
Now, if you wouldn't mind just signing this. It's a simple release.
麻烦签这个,是直接释放令
So I don't sue you. Just saying we acted in accordance with state law.
-这样我就不能告你们 -对,证明我们依州法办事
-Sure did.
没问题
-Good. If you put your address there,
很好,这里留下地址
I'll have your bags shipped.
我们会把袋子寄到你家
Let them land at LAX and I'll pick them up when I get there.
不,送到洛杉矶机场,我会领取
When's the next flight?
下班飞机什么时候?
-in an hour, but you won't be on it. -Why's that?
-可能一小时后,但你不能搭 -为什么?
You're on the No-Fly list.
你被列入禁飞名单
-Why? -It says right here.
-为什么? -这里有写
-You and your friend.
你和你朋友
-Who? -The gentleman I just interviewed.
-谁? -我刚面谈的男士
-I've never seen that dipshit before.
我这辈子从没见面那个烂人
-Really? -Yeah.
-真的? -对
-He had nice things to say about you.
他一直称赞你
-I'm on a No-Fly list? This is ridiculous.
我被列入禁飞名单?有够瞎的
-Regardless-- -No.
-无论如何… -不
I have a pregnant wife, I have to get back. This is a huge misunderstanding.
我老婆怀孕,我得回洛杉矶 这是个重大误解
-What am I supposed to do?
我该怎么做?
-Have you ever seen Forrest Gump?
看过电影《阿甘正传》吗?
Yes.
有
Well, he ran across country, and he was pretty stupid.
他是笨蛋都能全国走透透
So I have faith in you.
所以我对你有信心
You're free to leave.
你可以走了
SARAH : What kind of incident?
哪种意外?
PETER: I'm probably overstating.
我可能加油添醋
It's the manageable kind. A micro-incident.
但在控制范围内,鸡皮蒜毛小事
But it unfortunately landed me on a No-Fly list.
不过我不幸被列入禁飞名单
What did you do, Peter? Did you snap at somebody?
彼得,你做了什么?对人发飙?
Nope. I did not. I was cool, calm and collected the whole time.
不,我没有,我一直很泰然自若
I was completely in my rights.
我的行为一切正常
You get so carried away sometimes.
你有时会秀逗
How are you gonna get home?
你要怎么回家?
I have a plan. And the plan is sorting itself out.
我的计划就是见机行事
-But my wallet is travelling. -What?
-可是皮夹在飞机上 -什么?
The ID's in it, I've been trying to rent a car, I had the office fax--
身份证在里面,所以也租不了车
But I am exhausting any and all opportunities to--
不过我会想尽各种办法…
Hey! I've been looking all over for you.
嗨!我一直在找你
-Stay away from me.
别靠近我,你这衰鬼
ETHAN: But I found something of yours.
可是我有你的东西
Honey, this might all be solved. I'll call you right back.
老婆,我会解决,待会打给你
Peter?
彼得?
You got my stuff?
你有我的东西?
-I grabbed it before they zip-tied me. -Rally Monkey?
他们逮住我之前我随手一抓
-You get my wallet? -I didn't see it.
逆转猴?有我的皮夹吗?
Where's my bag?
-没看到你的皮夹 -我的袋子呢?
I saw your bag, but I didn't grab it because my hands were full.
我有看到,但我手太满拿不了
You know, I had this thing in my hand.
我想这个最重要
-What kind of car did you get? -I didn't, because I don't have a license...
-你租什么车? -我没租,因为我没驾照
...because it's in my wallet that's on the.... Right?
因为在我的皮夹里,对吧?
Oh, shoot. What a bummer.
靠,真衰
Yeah, bummer. Thanks for the doll.
对,衰爆了,猴子谢了
Fucking idiot.
有够白痴
Hey, you wanna ride with us?
要跟我们同行吗?
No, I'm fine. I'm not really a big dog person.
不,我不用,我不爱狗
Look, I know we got off on the wrong foot.
我知道我们一开始就不对盘
But I have a really great personality once you get to know me.
可是你渐渐会发现我个性很好
Yeah, I'm sure you do.
是咧,我相信
I got 90 friends on Face book.
我的脸书上有90个朋友
Twelve pending, but I got 90 friends.
12个未回覆,但就是有90个
I'll cover expenses. You can pay me back when we get to Hollywood.
费用我先付,到好莱坞你再还我
PETER: L.A. ETHAN: Huh?
洛杉矶
It's not called Hollywood. It's Los Angeles.
那里不叫好莱坞,叫洛杉矶
Yeah, but I'm going to Hollywood.
好,但我要去好莱坞
What's your name?
你叫什么名字?
Peter.
彼得
My name's Ethan. Ethan Tremblay.
我叫伊森,伊森崔布雷
And this little guy...
这个小家伙
...this little butterball... ...this is Sonny.
这个小胖狗,他叫桑尼
And we would be honoured to have you ride with us. Come on.
我们很荣幸跟你同行,快上车
It'll be fun.
会很好玩的
JK. LOL.
闹你的,笑死人了
HI. "Hop in."
上车吧
Life's weird, isn't it? Buckle up.
人生很妙吧,系安全带
ETHAN: You have any brothers or sisters? PETER: No.
-你有兄弟姊妹吗? -没有
ETHAN: You have a dog? PETER: Nope.
-你有养狗吗? -没有
Let me ask you this: What's your favourite colour?
我问你喔,你最爱什么颜色?
-Blue. -That's so cool. Mine's green.
-蓝色 -酷喔,我是绿色
-Do you like hot dogs? -Yes, I do.
-爱吃热狗吗? -爱吃
I'm more of a corn-dog man, myself.
我比较爱炸热狗
I once ate a foot-long corn dog on a nude beach.
我在天体海滩嗑掉一尺长炸热狗
I'll never do that again.
绝不再犯了
-At what age did you lose your virginity?
你几岁失身?
-I'm not gonna discuss that.
才不告诉你
-I was 9 years old. -Boy.
-我九岁 -妈呀
Great gal. Great gal.
正妹,正妹
Sheila Pimples.
〝痘花妹〞雪拉
I'm getting a headache, not because of you.
我有点头痛,不是因为你
It's just, I'm under a lot of pressure.
只是我压力大
My wife and I are having a baby.
我和老婆快有宝宝
-On Friday. That's who the monkey's for. -Oh, really?
-本周五,猴子就是要送宝宝 -真的?
-Yep. C-section. -That's sweet.
-对,剖腹产 -好温馨
-So if we could just.... Thanks.
如果我们能…
-I understand. God, I totally understand.
我知道,天啊,我完全明白
I was supposed to meet a big time agent in Hollywood.
我要去好莱坞见个大咖经纪人
Luckily, he postponed.
幸好他延后了
-So you're an actor. -Yep. Yep. You know what?
-原来你是演员 -对,对,你知道吗?
In fact, I wouldn't mind having a fresh pair of eyes--
其实我并不介意听取新看法
My apologies. Look at this.
-我道歉,看这个 -好
-Okay. If you'd just look at the road. -I got it.
-你专心看路 -没问题
-Oh, your headshots. -Headshots.
-你的写真照 -写真照
This one, this is a laid-back guy with a Hawaiian shirt...
这张,穿夏威夷衫的慵懒男
...but he packs a piece.
但拿着枪
-interesting. -Yep.
-真有趣 -对
This one was my father's favourite.
这张是我老爸的最爱
He says it really showed my spirit.
他说充分展现我的精神
And I agree with him.
我也同意
PETER: What's that, a--?
这是什么…
That's a gang member, a construction worker, and....
是黑道份子、建设工人,还有…
And a nerd. A professor.
白烂教授
No. I'm Malcolm X.
不,黑权领袖麦尔坎X
(松饼屋)
He thinks he's human. So stupid.
他以为自己是人类,有够笨的
What brought you to Atlanta?
彼得,为何来到亚特兰大?
Business or pleasure?
出差或出游?
-Business. -Business. What kind of business?
-出差 -出差,哪种工作?
Architecture.
建筑
-How'd you get into architecture? -College. Anything else?
-你怎么会走建筑业? -大学本科
-Because I'm trying to-- -I'm sorry.
还有呢?因为我想…
We're gonna be travelling.
对不起,彼得,我们要同行几天
It wouldn't hurt to get to know each other.
了解彼此无伤大雅
Okay.
好
Ethan, what brought you to Atlanta? Business or pleasure?
伊森,为何来到亚特兰大?
My daddy died.
-出差或出游? -我老爸过世了
I went to Atlanta to go to his funeral.
我去亚特兰大参加他的葬礼
Gee, I didn't know. I'm sorry.
天啊,我不知道,很遗憾
He was a great guy, man. That's why I'm heading out West.
他是很棒的人,我所以要去西岸
He's the one that motivated me to get on the TV.
就是他鼓励我演电视
-TV? -Yeah.
-电视 -对
Tough business to break into. So competitive.
打入电视圈很难,竞争激烈
I have a friend, he's in that industry.
我有个朋友在这圈
-Does he work on Two and a Half Men? -No. He--
-他有参与《男人两个半》吗? -没有,他…
That's too bad. Because Two and a Half Men...
天啊,太可惜了
...is the reason I wanted to become an actor.
那节目启发我当演员的志向
-Right. -Especially the second season.
尤其是第二季
PETER: Here's the plan. We are just outside Birmingham...
计划如下,我们在伯明罕外
...and we got a late start,
由于出发较晚
so we will only make it just to inside Louisiana.
只能赶到路易斯安那州
Early to bed, early to rise.
早睡早起,开个16到18小时
Long 1 6- to 1 8-hour haul, which will land us in Phoenix, Arizona.
会抵达亚利桑那州凤凰城
-Eight hours outside of L.A. -You know what'd be nice?
然后再8小时就到洛杉矶
If we could stop at the Grand Canyon.
有个建议,能在大峡谷停留吗?
We're not going to the Grand Canyon.
不去大峡谷,我告诉你原因
That would be easily 1 20 miles off our optimum route.
少说要多开个120英哩
That's too bad.
太可惜了
Daddy would've loved the Grand Canyon.
因为我老爸会很爱大峡谷
Why do you even have this?
你这咖啡罐是干嘛?
Oh, because this is my daddy.
因为装着我老爸
These are his ashes.
是他的骨灰
Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can, Ethan?
你爸的骨灰怎么会在咖啡罐?
Because he's dead, Peter.
-因为他死了,彼得 -这个我知道
-I know. I know that part. -Don't you listen to anything?
你都不听别人说话吗?
I'm just saying, normal people put remains in an urn.
只是一般人会放在骨灰瓮中
ETHAN: This is vacuum-sealed.
这是真空密封
You broke the seal when you poured out the coffee.
伊森,倒出咖啡时会拆开密封
You poured your father's remains in
然后你倒入你爸的骨灰
and closed it. That didn't reseal it.
接着盖上,那样不能再密封
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
这是我这辈子听过最蠢的话
God. We shouldn't have come here.
天啊,我们不该来这里
I'm allergic to waffles.
我对松饼过敏
ETHAN: Come on, Sonny. Thank you.
快来,桑尼,谢谢
We need to make a brief pit stop in Birmingham.
我们要在伯明罕短暂停留
Actually, our next stop is Shreveport. That's where we rest.
下一站预计到席里佛波特 要在那里过夜
-It's 1 0 minutes away. -Let's see if we can make it.
-才差10分钟 -看能不能赶到那里
Why you making a pit stop in Birmingham? We gotta make time.
干嘛到伯明罕?我们得争取时间
I left my glaucoma medication on the plane.
我把青光眼药留在飞机上
Wait, wait, wait. Your what?
等等,你的什么?
You mean your weed?
你指的是大麻?
-It's medical marijuana, Peter. -No, it's weed.
-是医药用大麻,彼得 -就是大麻
-Why do you make everything so dark? -It's weed.
-你干嘛把每个人想得很邪恶? -跟邪恶无关,是大麻
I'm saying I really don't want to stop and buy drugs. Is that okay?
我只是不想逗留买毒品,好吗?
I didn't want to play this card, certainly not this early.
我不想耍贱,起码现在太早
But guess what. Guess who's got the Subaru lmpreza. Me.
但搞清楚,有车的人是谁?我
Guess who's got all the money. Me.
有钱的人谁?我
Guess who's got a winning personality. Me.
人见人爱的人是谁?我
What do you have?
你有什么?
You have a nice hairline, fine.
你的发型很帅,很好
You have a strong jaw, fine.
你的下巴很性格,很好
But I gotta tell you something, mister.
但我得提醒你,帅哥
Your personality needs some work.
你的个性需要改改
My God.
我的天啊
Now, do you want a ride to California or not?
你要不要同行去加州?
-Yes, please. -Good. Hold Dad.
-好,麻烦了 -很好,拿着老爸,老爸!
-Dad! -I'm sorry. I got it. I got it, I got it.
抱歉,我来捡…
Okay. God Almighty, holy molly. It's like I'm travelling with a child.
我的妈呀,我好像跟小鬼出游
-Did you use the restroom? -I need to take a pee-pee.
-你有上厕所吗? -好主意,我得嘘嘘
SARAH: Peter? -Crisis averted, I'm driving.
-彼得? -危机解除,我在开车
-Driving how? -Let me talk to her.
-怎么会? -让我跟她说
With a guy-- Please don't. With a guy that I met in a rent-a-car.
有同伴,别插嘴,租车场遇到的人
You're gonna drive 2000 miles with a guy you just met?
你要跟陌生人合开2千英哩?
Say hi to--
替我打招呼…
Sarah? Hi, this is Ethan Tremblay.
莎拉?嗨,我是伊森崔布雷
I'm riding with Peter. How are you?
我跟彼得同行,你好吗?
I'm fine. How are you?
我很好,你呢?
Good, good. I wanted to let you know I have your package, and he is A-okay.
很好,我想跟你说我会照顾他
And I will have him delivered by Thursday.
他也很OK,周四前会送他回家
Thank you so much.
感激不尽
Hey, Sarah? One other thing. Do you have a hairdresser out West?
莎拉?还有一件事 西岸有推荐的发型师吗?
I got this killer perm, and it needs major upkeep.
我烫了超杀的发型,很需要保养
I'm sorry, did you say that you have a perm?
抱歉,你刚说你烫头发?
Yeah, a perm. Like a permanent.
对,烫发,就是卷发
PETER: It's heinous. ETHAN: Do you mind?
-很丑 -别吐槽
-Can I just talk to my husband, please? -Yeah. Okay, hold on.
请让我跟我老公说话
-She wants to talk to you. -I know.
-好,等一下,她想跟你说话 -我知道
-So that's what I'm dealing with. -Oh, my God.
-知道我碰上哪种人了吧 -我的天啊
PETER: Yep. God bless us all.
是啊,上帝保佑大家
-Stop worrying. -I'm not worried.
-别担心了 -我没担心
She's very legitimate. I found her on Craigslist.
她很合法,我在分类广告上找的
WOMAN: Who is it? Fantastic.
-是谁? -太赞了
ETHAN: Hi. It's Ethan. I called you earlier.
我是伊森,我之前有打给你
Honestly, like two minutes, okay? Just buy it and then go.
其实就2分钟前,买完就走
-That was fast. -Yeah, we were very close.
-好快 -我们在附近
I'm Ethan, this is Peter.
我是伊森,他是彼得
-Are you a cop? -Why? Are you not a licensed pharmacist?
-你是条子吗? -怎样?你不是有执照的药师吗?
Okay, you just look really official.
对,只是你看起来很官僚
And you know if I ask you if you're a cop
要是我问你是不是条子
and you are a cop, you have to say yes.
是条子你就承认
That's a myth. That's actually incorrect. But I'm not.
常被误会,但其实我不是
-No, he's an architect. -I'm an architect. So....
-不,他是建筑师 -我是建筑师
-Wait, it's a myth? -Yeah.
-等等,这是误会? -对
Shit! I did not know that this whole fucking time.
-靠!我还一直提心吊胆 -这是好消息
-That's good news. -You're fucking scary, is what you are.
你真的超吓人的
-Come in. The pharmacy's in the kitchen. -Thank you.
-进来,伊森,药局在厨房 -谢谢
Hey, Peter, can you watch my kids just for five minutes,
彼得,替我顾孩子5分钟
while we hand-- You know.
我们要…你懂
-Real quick. -Thanks.
-赶快 -谢了
Who are you?
你是谁?
I'm Peter.
我是彼得
I'm Alex. This is Patrick.
-我是艾利斯,他是派屈克 -很好
Great. Alex. Mommy gave you a boy's name.
艾利斯,妈咪替你取个男生名
What's that supposed to mean?
什么意思?
Alex is also a name for a boy.
艾利斯也是男生名
So your mom kind of screwed you.
所以你妈算是把你毁了
Sorry, my hand slipped.
对不起,我手滑了
That one I just got in.
那个刚到货
It's an Afghan blend of Wild Widow and AK-47.
混合黑寡妇和AK47的阿富汗货
You know, I'm not crazy about blends.
我不爱混合大麻
I find that the high is a bit shapeless.
我觉得效果不明确
A purist. Well, that's cool.
纯大麻咖,酷喔
You'd probably love Northern Lights.
你可能会爱北光
I mean, this has got great body.
强度很够
It smokes like a fucking dream.
哈草时像在做梦
Oh, that's just Barry. He's renting a room from me.
那是巴瑞,我的房客
Hey, Barry. How you doing? I'm Ethan.
巴瑞,你好,我是伊森
Listen, did you remember to TiVo Judge Mathis?
听着,要我录节目吗?
HEIDI: Yeah. It's on there, if you just look at the menu.
好,正在播,你看一下选单
Nice perm, man. Well done. Well done on that perm.
烫得不赖,头发烫得很赞
Oh, thanks, bro. It's not a perm, it's natural.
谢了,但不是烫的,是自然卷
Nobody gets perms anymore.
现在没人烫发了
Wait, wait. Don't tell me. Is that a perm?
等等,别告诉我你是烫的?
Yeah. It's a perm. Yeah.
对,是烫的,对
Oh, my God. You didn't have your real hair.
我的天啊,你不是自然卷
-Where do you even get those anymore? -I know! It's like....
-你去哪烫这种阿公发型? -没错,就像…
I was just kidding about-- This isn't a perm.
我逗你们的,这不是烫的
BARRY: Excuse me? -This isn't a perm. I was joking.
-什么? -这不是烫的,我唬人的
-Oh, my God. Thank God. Because I was-- -Ha, ha!
我的天啊,谢天谢地,因为我…
You got us. You got us both, man.
你吓到我们了,我们都上当了
You know, only, like, fucking jerk-offs get perms.
对,只有很拙的草包才会烫头发
-That was good. Very good.
-好样的 -笑死人了
-That was hilarious.
真有你的
-Where are you from?
你是哪里人?
-Los Angeles.
洛杉矶
-Is that where you're going? PETER: Mm-hm.
你要去那里吗?
Can you take us with you?
能带我们走吗?
No, but there's an organization called Child Protective Services.
不行,但有个机构叫儿童保护局
-What's this?
这是什么?
-It's a tie. You've never seen a tie before?
什么?这是领带,你没看过?
Why do you wear it?
干嘛打领带?
Because I wear it.
因为就打着
-It looks stupid. -Well, it's not.
-看起来很呆 -才不会
Just take your hands off of me.
手别碰我
Please stop doing that.
别弄了
Stop. Please stop doing that now.
住手,马上给我住手…
-Will you please--? -It's Reggie.
不是我,蛇蛇弄的
Is that right? Well, maybe Reggie needs to take a nap.
是吗?蛇蛇要睡午觉了
Hey, quit it. I'm not kidding.
够了,我可没说笑
You okay, bubba?
猴囝仔,没事吧?
-What? -Nothing.
-干嘛? -没事
"Nothing" is right.
讲〝没事〞就对了
And now, you come to me and you say:
现在,你走过来对我说
"Don Corleone, give me justice."
〝唐柯里昂,给我正义〞
But you don't even have the decency to call me the Godfather.
但你甚至不够格称我教父
And you come to my house...
你来到我家
...on the day that my daughter is to be married...
在我女儿结婚当天
...and you ask me to kill someone.
你要求我杀某个人
For money.
为了钱
But that is not justice.
不过那不是正义
That's amazing.
太传神了
I had chills, like, that second paragraph.
第二段那里我都起了鸡皮疙瘩
When the line-- The murder. That is so fucking good, Ethan.
那句台词…凶手,太杀了,伊森
Thank you. I've been working on the hand gestures to get it right.
谢谢,我正在练手势,要学更像
Did you write that yourself?
你自己写的吗?
No. The Mafia wrote it.
不,黑手党写的
HEIDI: Oh, that was so-- It was nice meeting you, anyway.
真好玩,总之幸会了
Play it cool, or I'll thump you again.
别乱来,否则我再扁我
Sure, sure. You all set? Yeah. Good to go.
-准备走了? -对,可以走了
How were they? They behave themselves?
他们好吗?有乖吗?
Pretty much. Pretty much.
乖毙了,乖毙了
HEIDI: Oh, good. PETER: Yeah. I mean, they're great kids.
太好了,他们是好孩子
We good?
没事了?
-See you. Good luck.
-再见 -拜拜
ETHAN: Bye-bye. Bye.
-祝好运 -拜
Good luck with your acting stuff.
祝你表演事业成功
MAN : --is judging the character. When an actor is preparing a scene...
是推敲角色,演员备戏时
...first thing is read the scene over many times.
一开始要把那场戏读很多遍
First, before you do any work on it, let it work on you.
首先,排演前先让自己熟悉
Read the material over and over again.
反覆读素材
The entire script, if at all possible.
可能的话读整出脚本
PETER: Hey, Hollywood.
嗨,好莱坞
Card's been declined.
你的卡被拒绝
-What's that? -Your card? It's no good.
-什么? -你的卡不能用
-Oh, gosh. -It's okay.
-天啊 -没关系
You know what? I bet I tapped it out when I rented this car.
一定是我租车时刷爆了
Great. We'll pay cash. How much you got?
真棒,我们付现,你有多少?
Sixty bucks.
60元
You have 60 bucks entirely?
你有60元…
-Yes.
-全部? -对
-How much did you spend on marijuana?
你买大麻或药品花多少钱?
-On your medicine? -I don't know, around 200 bucks.
不清楚,约200元
-Two hundred bucks? -Yeah.
-200元? -对
Sixty bucks for gas, food, lodging, everything?
然后60元付加油、食物、住宿 所有费用?
She's the only dealer in town. She names her price.
她是当地唯一药头,价钱随她开
What were you thinking
你在想什么?
when you spent almost all of our money on drugs?
几乎把钱全花在毒品上?
-I don't think in those terms. -What terms do you think in?
-我的价值观不同 -什么价值观?
I'm not an accountant. I'm not even Jewish.
我不是会计,甚至不是犹太人
-Are you an adult?
你是大人吗?
-Of course I'm an adult. I'm 23 years old.
我当然是,我23岁了
You are the most shot-out 23-year-old I've ever seen.
你是我看过最早熟的23岁大人
How have you made it? How have you not run yourself over?
你怎能活到现在?怎没被车撞死?
I've done that. How have you survived? That's my question.
-我被撞过 -你怎么存活的?我搞不懂
-Mostly luck. -Yeah.
大多靠运气
That's what I thought. Just dumb fucking luck.
果然,脑残的狗屎运,蠢到爆
-Fuck me. -Whoa! For heaven's sakes, Peter.
拜托,彼得
-We're screwed, Ethan. -How so?
-我们完蛋了 -怎么说?
-You spent all our money on weed!
不懂吗?你把钱全花在哈草
-It's just another speed bump.
只是又一个小危机
You know what? I'm gonna call my wife.
该怎么办?我要打给我老婆
She's gonna wire me money. That's it.
她会汇钱给我,就这么办
She can't. You don't have an lD.
她不能,你没有身份证
She'll wire it to you.
没错,她汇给你
See? That's an adult solving a problem.
明白没?这就是大人在解决问题
-Let's go. -I told you I was lucky.
走吧
Get in the car.
-就说我运气好 -快上车
Hold on one second. I'm gonna go get a brochure for my scrapbook, okay?
等一下,我拿份简介贴剪贴簿
-How do you spell the last name? ETHAN: T-R-E-M-B-L-A-Y.
-你的姓怎么拼? -崔…布…雷
(西联盟,汇款追踪)
Here we go. Five hundred dollars. Ethan Tremblay.
找到了,500元,伊森崔布雷
I just need to see an ID.
我需要看身份证
There you go.
拿去
(乔治亚州驾照,伊森切斯)
Yeah, this doesn't say Tremblay.
上面不是写〝崔布雷〞
It says Ethan Chase.
是写〝伊森切斯〞
Oh, jeepers creepers. He's right, he's right.
阿娘喂,他说的对,他说的对
What do you mean, "he's right"?
什么意思?
Ethan Tremblay is my stage name. I'm an actor.
伊森崔布雷是艺名,我是演员
-Your stage name.
-你的艺名? -对
What is your real name? -Ethan Chase.
-你的本名是? -伊森切斯
-It doesn't sound like an actor's name.
但听起来不像演员名字
-Ethan Chase does.
伊森切斯听起来像演员名字
Ethan Tremblay doesn't make any goddamn sense.
伊森崔布雷根本是狗屁
It sounds like it was made up.
很两光,听起来像乱取
Yeah, I made it up.
对,我取的
Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fucking stage name.
伊森,我知道,艺名当然是取的
Why did you have my wife wire money to your stage name?
干嘛要我老婆汇钱到你的艺名?
-I wasn't thinking. -Right.
-我一时忘了 -是咧
Just trying to commit to the new name.
我只是想习惯新名字
Do you guys wanna discuss this, perhaps out in the parking lot?
你们要讨论到外面停车场
One sec. Do you have anything else with your name on it?
等一下 有东西能证明你是本人吗?
-Yes. Of course. Yes, yes. PETER: Good. What was I thinking?
当然有,我有,我真少根筋
PETER: He has two names.
他有两个名字
-That's fantastic.
那敢情好
But one sec.
但等一下
(伊森崔布雷)
-What the fuck is this?
这是什么鬼?
-It's an ID.
身份证明
It's a photo lD.
照片身份证明
-No, I can't accept this either. -Why?
-我也不能接受这个 -为什么?
Because it's a picture of yourself.
为什么?因为这是你的照片
Anyone could take a picture... ...in a beautiful turtleneck,
谁都能穿着高领、手交叉拍照
put whatever name they want.
再放个自己爽的名字
But why go to all that trouble just for 500 bucks?
但何苦为了500元这么费功夫?
I don't know why you would, but you could.
我不明白何苦,但就是可以
So I get to call my pregnant wife
那我得打给怀孕的老婆
and have her drive all the way to Western Union.
叫她专程开车到西联盟办事处
Start this whole process all over again, send it to the correct name...
整个程序重来,汇到正确名字
...and we'll be good.
就能搞定
-Absolutely. PETER: Great.
-没错 -很好
We'll have to do that tomorrow. We close in five minutes.
不过得明天,我们5分钟后关门
It's 6:35, sir.
现在是6点35分,先生
What are you, my boss? You make the hours?
你是我老板?上班时间你决定?
I say when we close.
我决定5分钟后关门
I got reservations at Chili's. I'm meeting my boys.
我在平价快炒订位,跟我死党约
-You have a reservation at Chili's? LONNIE: Mm-hm.
你我在平价快炒订位?
That's actually smart. I mean, it gets busy on a Wednesday night.
挺聪明的,周三晚上超多人
Are you gonna stare at me?
你打算瞪着我?
Do your fucking job until your shift is over, hillbilly.
给我做到下班时间,乡巴佬
-Keep dreaming, faggot. No way in hell. -Oh, really?
-作梦,娘炮,门都没有 -是吗?
Excuse me, Peter.
我来,彼得
Sir.
先生
I'm sorry about my friend.
我朋友无礼很抱歉
We really just need the money to get to Los Angeles...
我们真的需要钱回洛杉矶
...so he can be there for the birth of his first child.
好让他能看到第一个孩子出生
That's such a sweet story.
好感人的故事
You know where I was when my daughter was born?
知道我女儿出生时我在哪里?
ETHAN: Chili's? -Iraq.
-平价快炒? -伊拉克
How about I call my sergeant in Fallujah
要我打给法鲁加的参谋军士
and tell him your story, see what he thinks?
转述你的催泪故事,听他想法?
Aren't you closing? Is it gonna take a long time?
你不是要关门?会讲很久吗?
He's being sarcastic, Ethan, and also letting us know...
他在挖苦人,伊森
...that he's a "battle-hardened" veteran...
顺便告知我们,他身经百战
...who did some half-assed tour and talks about it all the time.
经历过什么鸟事,呼咙我们
How dare you.
算你狠
-Smooth move, that.
真高竿
-You're sick.
你有病
You fucked up. Big time.
你完蛋了,兔崽子
-I fucked up? -Yeah.
-我完蛋了? -对
I fucked up big time?
我是完蛋的兔崽子?
You spit on your own window.
你吐在玻璃上
-Let's get out of here.
-我们闪人吧 -好
-Hey, sport?
痞子?
What were you saying about my half-assed tour of duty?
你说我经历过鸟事怎样?
-I'm sorry. I had no idea. LONNIE: No idea what?
抱歉,我不知道
-I'm handicapable? PETER: Handicapable.
不知道啥?我残而不废?
-How could you know?
-你残而不废,恭喜 -你怎么知道?
-I couldn't know, and I'm sorry.
我不知道,真的很抱歉
Can I tell you something? Honestly, it's my fault. I'm just having a bad day.
说真的,是我的错,我今天很衰
LONNIE: You had a bad day? -Yeah.
-你今天很衰? -对
It's about to get a whole lot worse.
你会继续衰到爆
-Okay, now put that away before you-- ETHAN: Help!
-拿走那玩意… -救命
Oh, I know that shit hurt, huh?
我知道这玩意很痛
-Ah. Fucking hick. ETHAN: Oh, God. LONNIE: The kid's got moves.
-死土包子 -有两把刷子吧
You wanna fuck up my dinner plans, I'll fuck you up.
搞砸我的晚餐计划,就让你完蛋
I call that little move "the wheelbarrow."
我称这个小技俩〝手推车〞
ETHAN: Peter, get up, get up. -Come on. Come on.
-彼得,起来,起来 -来啊
-Courtesy of Western Union, huh?
西联盟以客为尊
-Hold on one second.
等一下
-Oh, where you going, huh? PETER: Call the cops.
-你要去哪里? -去报警
LONNIE: Fuck the cops. Here comes the train. Choo-choo!
报警个头,火车来了
It's closing time
关门时间到了
Time to roll to Chili's
滑到平价快炒的时间到了
And chow down with my fucking' boys
跟我的死党们填饱肚子
You okay, buddy?
-没事吧,伙伴? -少这样叫我
Don't call me that. Buddies have each other's backs when an assault takes place.
伙伴在对方被K时会互挺
Peter, that man was handicapped.
彼得,那个人是残废
You can call me Peter. Or Mr. High man.
你能叫我彼得,或海曼先生
I'll call you Mr. Chase.
我会叫你切斯先生
Unless that was a fake lD too.
除非你用假身分证
Why you have a stage name is beyond me.
我搞不懂你干嘛取艺名
You're not really an actor.
你甚至不是真正的演员
What does that mean, "really an actor"? What is a real actor?
什么意思?什么算真正的演员?
A real actor is someone who can really act.
真正的演员真正会演戏
Well, go ahead, give me an action to do. Give me a scene. -No. I don't want to. -You should.
-来吧,给我情节演,给我一场戏 -不,我不想
Okay. I'm Julia Roberts.
-试试 -好,我是茱莉亚罗勃兹
You have terminal cancer. We're engaged.
你是癌症末期,我们订婚了
Break the news to me.
跟我说这个坏消息
Julia Roberts...
茱莉亚罗勃兹
...as you know, we're engaged.
如你所知我们订婚了
I have terminal cancer.
我是癌症末期
Awful.
-烂透了 -什么?
-What? -Sorry, that's my feedback.
-对不起,那是我的评价 -我觉得演很好
-I thought that was really good. -Nope.
不好,再给你一次机会
I'll give you one more shot. It's Super Bowl Sunday.
今天是超级杯星期天
You're a coach with a spotty career.
你是事业起起落落的教练
You're down 31 points.
你们输31分
Bust into the locker room and fire the guys up.
你冲进更衣室,给球员精神训话
All or nothing. Action.
使出吃奶力气,开始
-Stupid. That would never be in a movie.
太逊了,根本没这种电影
-It's in a movie every two years.
每两年就有一部
Every two years.
每两年
Okay, guys, we need to get out there.
好,各位,我们要上场了
Really need to get going. Pollard, what are you doing?
真的需要全力以赴
You're acting like a girl out there.
波拉德,搞屁,你在场上像娘儿
What are you, a girl or something?
你是娘儿或什么鸟?
Jackson, come on, man, you gotta get yourself together.
杰森,帮帮忙,你得振作点
-What are you, a girl or something?
你是娘儿或什么鸟?
-Let's up the stakes. Your wife calls.
来点高潮,你老婆打来
She wants a divorce.
她要离婚
-The coach's wife?
教练的老婆?
-The coach you're playing.
你饰演的教练
His wife calls. She wants a divorce.
他老婆打来,她要离婚
Ring-ring.
铃铃
Hello?
喂?
Hey, fellas, it's gonna be a minute.
大伙儿,等一下
It's my wife. She wants a divorce.
是我老婆,她要离婚
Hey, sweetheart.
亲爱的
What's that?
什么?
No, don't--
不,不要…
This is not a good time.
现在不是时候
Because I lost my dad, I don't want you to leave me right now.
我爸刚过世,不要现在离开我
I don't wanna be left alone.
我不想一个人被丢下
I miss him so much.
我好想念他
You can't do this.
你不行这样
I got soda. I got water.
我买了汽水和矿泉水
Okay. Great.
太好了
Thank you.
谢谢
-Crazy rain. -Nuts.
-雨下超大 -超猛的
I think we're done for today. We'll sleep in the car.
今天就这样,我们睡车上
Okay.
好
We'll kill it tomorrow. But this is....
明天要拼命赶路,这天气…
So tell me something about your dad. What did he do for a living?
说说你爸的事,他做什么的?
He was a toll-booth operator. Really?
-他是收费站人员 -真的?
He was a real people person. He loved his job.
他喜欢人群,热爱自己的工作
He'd come home every night and he'd laugh about how long his line was.
他每晚回家会笑说他那排有多长
Because he enjoyed talking to everybody that went through the toll booth.
因为他爱跟通过收费站的人抬杠
What about you? Where's your dad?
你呢?你爸在哪里?
No idea.
不知道
ETHAN: When's the last time you saw him?
你上次见他是何时?
1 977.
1977年
Ouch.
好惨
Yep. Came into my room, said,
对,他进我房间说:
"Petey, I got an important job for you.
彼得,替我做件重要事
I need you to wake me up, 5:30 tomorrow morning."
我要你明早5点半叫我起床
And I was ecstatic
我超开心
because he never asked me to do anything.
因为他从没叫我做任何事
I didn't even know I existed in his eyes. So....
我甚至不确定他眼中有没有我
It was just a big deal. I was so excited.
所以这可是件大事,我好兴奋
I set the alarm clock. I could barely sleep. I just watched it all night.
我调好闹钟,几乎整晚盯着没睡
When it went off at 5:30, I snuck into his room...
5点半时,我悄悄进入他房间
...I gingerly wake him up.
轻轻唤醒他
He smiled at me. First time I ever saw him...
他对我微笑,我第一次看到他…
...uh, smile.
微笑
But he had his bags packed by the front door...
但他把打包好的行李放在前门
...and he picked them up, put them in the back of his car...
拿起行李放进后车厢
...and drove away.
然后开走
Last time I ever saw him.
我最后一次看到他
It's so funny.
太好笑了
Oh, my gosh.
我的天啊
My dad would never do that. He loved me.
我老爸绝不会这么狠,他爱我
What's that sound?
那是什么声音?
What sound?
什么声音?
No, it stopped.
停了
-Okay, it's back.
又来了
-That's me. I'm just masturbating.
是我,我在打手枪
What? Why?
什么?为什么?
This is how I go to sleep.
我打手枪才睡得着
Oh, don't, don't, don't. Come on, dude. I'm right here next to you.
不要…拜托,我就在你旁边
Just shut your eyes, Peter.
闭上眼睛就好,彼得
They're closed. The sound.
我闭着,但听得到
Just bear with me.
忍一下
-How long is this gonna take? -Ugh!
会耗多久?
If you keep interrupting me it's gonna take a little longer...
你一直打断我就会更久
...but it usually just takes about 35 minutes.
但通常要35分钟
Is that all?
就这样?
Your fucking dog's doing it too.
你的色狗也在打手枪
Sonny! Stop!
桑尼,住手
Sonny, no. Stop.
桑尼,不要,住手
Good boy.
乖狗狗
PETER: Come here, garbage face. Come here.
过来,丑八怪,过来
Don't even think about it. Had to be done.
想都别想,绝不回头
Please. Don't. Intolerable. intolerable.
拜托,别犹豫,忍无可忍了
妈的!
Son of a bitch.
王八蛋
Goddamn it. No.
可恶,不要
Great. This is great.
太好了，真是幸运
Fuck.
该死
Don't.
不要
Okay.
好吧
We are gathered in the presence of the Lord and all things holy...
我们聚集在上帝及一切神圣面前
...to celebrate the passing of one Mr.-- I don't remember his fucking name.
欢送您永别… 我不记得他叫啥
Chase. Or a.k.a. Tremblay.
切斯,也就是崔布雷
May he forever reside and dwell in the sunlight of the spirit.
愿他永驻在阳光和灵魂中
Amen.
阿门
You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir...
我想说明一下,先生
...as to why you wound up on the side of interstate 20.
为何你最后会在州际公路上
It's not your fault. It's your kid.
这不是你的错,是你儿子
He's an incredibly difficult person to travel with.
他是超难相处的旅伴
In fact, I don't know how or why...
事实上,我不懂怎么或为何…
...you didn't just strangle him in the fucking crib.
你没在婴儿床上就勒死他
Hey, buddy.
伙伴
Forget something?
忘记什么吗?
No. I got.... I got coffee.
不,我买了咖啡
Dunkin' Donuts.
还有甜甜圈
Thought maybe you left me.
我还以为你丢下我
I picked up breakfast so we can eat on the road, make up time.
不,我去买早餐路上吃,省点时
-Why'd you leave my stuff out here? -It's your property.
-那干嘛把我的东西丢路边? -因为那是你的财产
-That makes sense. -Yep.
-有道理 -没错
Want me to drive? -It is your shift.
-要我开车吗? -是该换你了
-Okay. Very good.
好,没问题
PETER: I'll grab the other items. -Okay. -Okay.
-我拿其他行李 -好
Come on, Sonny. Sonny, come on.
过来,桑尼 桑尼,过来
I was thinking, "There's no way that Peter would have left me here.
我想彼得不可能把我丢在这里
We've had our bumps in the road, but he's not gonna leave me."
虽然沿路出包,但他不会丢下我
-Oh, please, no. It's not my car. -Right.
哪可能,这不是我的车
Yeah. Come on. Get in, Sonny.
-没错 -好,快上车,桑尼
You know, my mind works in mysterious ways.
我老是爱胡思乱想
And I thought, "God,
就想说,天啊…
why would he wanna travel alone, you know?"
你才不会想单独上路
You have a nice shower?
澡洗的舒服吗?
-Yes, excellent. -Great.
-棒极了 -太好了
You know, rest areas have the nicest showers. The nicest showers.
休息站的淋浴间最赞,超赞的
This coffee's hot.
咖啡好烫
-It's hot coffee. -Whoo!
这是热咖啡
-Have we crossed the Mississippi River? -We're in Texas.
我们过密西西比河了吗?
The Mississippi River was the river we crossed in Mississippi.
我们在德州 密西西比河在密西西比州时就过了
That's too bad.
太可惜了
Would have been a great send off for my papa.
那会是送别我老爸的好地点
Put his ashes in the old river. Let the ashes float down to New Orleans, you know?
把他的骨灰洒在古老河流
Spend Mardi Gras there.
让骨灰漂入纽奥良过嘉年华会
-I'm gonna get some shuteye, okay?
我要眯一下,好吗?
-Nothing he loved more than jazz music...
他最爱爵士乐
...and women's titties.
还有女人的咪咪
-Did I snore last night? -Mm-hm.
我昨晚有打鼾吗?
Sorry. I'm a deep sleeper. It's a condition.
抱歉,我是深睡者,是一种疾病
You know when they say, "That guy could sleep through an earthquake"?
有人说:那家伙连地震都叫不醒
I've actually slept through an earthquake.
我地震时就真的没醒
I also fell asleep during a job interview at Bank of America.
我也在美国银行面试时睡着
I didn't sleep last night. I'm gonna try now.
我昨晚没睡,现在要睡一会
You should have masturbated...
你该打手枪的
...because I had a glorious orgasm and I slept like a baby.
我高潮爽过就睡得超沈
(达拉斯,36英哩)
--of a gentle coast
柔和的海岸
And a sun to maybe dissipate
暗无天日
Shadows of the mess you made
你制造的残破颓废暗影
Hey! Get up!
醒来!
Ethan, wake up! Goddamn it!
伊森,醒来!可恶!
Son of a bitch.
要死啦
No!
不!
PETER: I can't feel my arm.
我的手臂没感觉了
What happened?
发生什么事?
I'll see if the rental agreement's in the....
我找一下租约
You know what? I have coverage.
安啦,保险有理赔
That's good.
赚到了
-Stay away from me. -Jeez Louise, are you okay?
-离我远一点 -要命,还好吗?
Am I okay? Do I look okay?
我还好吗?我看起来还好吗?
I have a broken arm, three cracked ribs.
我手臂断了,三根肋骨断掉
I have seven stitches in my armpit. Does that answer your question?
腋下缝七针,回答你的问题了吧?
No, not okay.
不,不太好
-Peter, I am terribly sorry. -Are you?
-我万分抱歉 -是吗?
Sonny's all banged up. I'm a wreck.
瞧,桑尼伤痕累累,我也很惨
You don't have a scratch.
你根本没伤吧?
Doctor said I was in such a deep sleep I didn't tense up.
医生说我深睡放松而减轻伤害
-I told you I was a deep sleeper. -Yeah.
-我说过我是深睡者 -对,你说过
Did the doctor say it is not advisable to fall asleep while driving?
医生有说医学上不建议开车睡着?
I was just trying to rest my eyes for a few seconds.
我只是想让眼睛休息一下
But seriously, next time try not to tense up. Really.
但说真的,下次尽量别紧绷
PETER: One sec. ETHAN: Who's that?
-等一下 -那是谁?
My actual friend. He's come to pick me up. All the way from Dallas.
我正港的朋友,远从达拉斯来接我
-Oh, good. Shotgun.
很好,上车吧
-Nope. Not us.
不,没有我们
Just me. We're done.
只有我,我们玩完了
And by the way, it's been a fucking pleasure.
对了,操你妈的幸会了
But just so my conscience is clear, let me let you know...
但为了避免良心不安
...why you're not coming with us, okay?
我要讲明白为何你不能同行
It's not because you got me kicked off a plane
不是因为你害我搭不成飞机
and shot by an air marshal.
并被空警射中
Not because you stood by as I had my ass
不是因为我被残障老土狠K时
handed to me by a handicapped hillbilly.
你杵着不动
I am certainly not leaving you here...
我丢下你当然不是因为你在…
...because you almost got me killed during the most important week of my life.
我人生最重要的一周差点害死我
I am leaving you here for a far more fundamental reason:
我丢下你是因为更基本的理由
I despise who you are at a cellular level.
我鄙视你是低能儿
I've heard that before, and I'm trying to work on it.
好,这我听过,我正在改进
-Great. Now hear this: -Yes.
很好,继续听好
Beware. I'm warning you, don't go to Hollywood.
小心,我警告你,别来好莱坞
The streets are not paved with gold. They are paved with the carcasses...
黄金大道个屁
...of imbeciles like you who think they're gonna make it.
路上满是你这种杠龟的智障 当自己会在那里发迹
"Pray you, avoid it."
央求你,避免之
Did you get that? That was Shakespeare. Heard of him?
明白没?莎翁说的,听过他吗?
Yes, I've heard of him. He's a famous pirate.
有听过,他是有名的海盗
And by the way, it's Shakes beard.
还有,他叫沙士比呀
Let me give you a little bit of friendly advice.
给你个良心建议
Nobody who calls themselves "Hollywood"
从没有自称好莱坞的人
has ever made it in Hollywood.
在好莱坞成功过
That I've never heard before.
这我倒从没听过
Sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit.
桑尼,我只会想念你,丑八怪狗
-I have never... -Well, get used to it.
-我活了23年… -习惯就好
...in all of my 23 years!
从没看过…
-Come on, let's get out of here. -What the fuck?
-快走人 -搞什么?
-We're moving out. -You all right?
-说真的,咱们快走 -你没事吧?怎么回事?
-What's going on? -Thank you so much.
感谢赶过来
Who's the dude you yelling at?
别放心上,你吼的人是谁?
He's nobody. A guy I was travelling with. He's trouble.
路人甲,我们同行,他是麻烦鬼
He looks sad as shit.
他看起来很悲伤
-And you just spit on his dog.
你还吐他狗狗口水
-I spit on his d-- God, I did.
我吐口水…天啊
I was seeing red because he has a way of getting under your skin.
我抓狂是因为他就是能惹人不爽
I'm fine. Let's go. -You wanna leave him here?
-我没事,走吧 -你要丢下他?
-Trust me.
相信我,我知道我在干嘛
-Pete, how long have I know you?
我认识你多久了?
-Twenty years. -Twenty years.
-20年 -20年
-Yep. Your energy's off.
-对 -你在意气用事
You don't wanna mess your karma up. You have a child coming.
别招来报应,你孩子快出生了
So whatever you need to do to fix between you and DeBarge, you need to fix it.
所以你有必要跟那活宝合好
Trust me.
相信我
Make it right.
弥补一下
Hollywood, come here.
好莱坞,过来
-You see what I'm working with here? -Oh, wow.
明白我跟哪种人交手了吧?
Okay, I've calmed down a bit.
好,我稍微冷静了
-You ready to apologize? -What? Fuck you!
-你准备道歉? -什么?去你的!
-Wait. Oh, no. -Let's go.
-等等,不 -开车,开车
Pete, Pete, relax. Fix it.
彼得,别激动,快合好
First of all, I'm sorry that I spat on Sonny.
首先抱歉对桑尼吐口水
I have no recollection of that whatsoever.
我气到失心疯了
Now, if you're gonna travel with me to Los Angeles...
如果你要跟我去洛杉矶
...I gotta give you a couple guidelines. Number one:
必须谨守下列原则
If you ask me a single question, I'm going to flip out on you.
第一 只要问我一个问题,我就修理你
-So don't do that. Do you understand?
所以别问,明白没?
-Somewhat, yes.
大概,好
Number two: If you fall asleep for any reason...
第二,只要你因任何理由睡着
...other than the fact that you're in a bed and it's nighttimes...
除非在床上又是晚上
...I will disembowel you. Make sense?
我就把你大卸八块 合理吧?
-Somewhat. -Great.
-大概 -很好
Three: If you're allergic to waffles, don't eat waffles.
第三,如果你对松饼过敏就别吃
-Then don't take me to a Waffle House.
那就别带我去松饼屋!
-Shut up! -Relax.
-闭嘴! -别气
-Get your stuff and get in back.
好,拿你的行李到后面
-Hold Sonny. -Nope.
-抱一下桑尼 -免谈
Hand me that dog, I will rip it in half.
敢塞狗给我,它就变热狗
You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.
撂狠话前先看自己有几两重
And then, his fault, we're both put on a No-Fly list.
还有,他害我们都列入禁飞名单
-A No-Fly list? You? -Yeah, and it just--
禁飞名单?你?
Yeah. Just got worse from there.
对,之后愈来愈糟
Because he's pathological, I think.
我想因为他是神经病
He'll just start beating off.
他会突然在你面前打手枪
-What? -Yes.
-什么? -没错
-No lotion? -No, no, he was dry-docking.
-不用乳液? -不,他干着打
Is that a drainage ditch coming up?
前面有排水沟?
Yes, it is.
没错
-Would you mind? -I'm hitting it.
-冲过去? -我在催油门了
Real hard.
用力催,用力催
Ethan, you all right?
伊森,没事吧?
Yeah, we're good. Next time, don't tense up your body. Just stay loose.
-我们没事 -下次身体别紧绷,尽量放松
-There's another one up here too. -Want to hit him again?
-前面又来一个 -水啦,再整他一次?
PETER: We can't take your Range Rover, D.
我们不行开走你的豪华休旅车
Yes, you can. I prefer my pickup anyway.
当然行,反正我爱开卡车
-I'll ship it back as soon as I get there. -No need. I'll be in L.A. on Friday.
-我一到家就寄还你 -不用,我周五会去洛杉矶
You will? What are you doing in L.A.?
是吗?你去洛杉矶干嘛?
I'm not gonna miss the birth of your baby.
我不能错过你宝宝的出生
But let me ask you: Doesn't it burn you up that she's getting a C-section?
但我问你,你会不爽她剖腹吗?
I mean, that body was so flawless, just banging.
她的身体这么完美,性感极了
How did you know we were getting a C-section?
-你怎么知道她要剖腹? -她告诉我的
She told me. Coffee? Sure.
-咖啡? -好
What is going on?
怎么回事?
What are you talking about?
你在说什么?
What's with all these stories he has about your wife?
怎么回事?他在说你老婆什么?
They used to date in college?
他们大学时拍拖过?
It was like 20 years ago.
都20年前的事了
Yeah, but come on, you don't see it?
帮帮忙,你看不出来吗?
This guy's good-looking. He's a football player. He's charming.
他很有型,足球选手,帅又迷人
-You don't know what you're talking about. -He has beautiful hands.
-别乱讲 -他的手很美,有看到他的手吗?
I think there's something going on.
我想事有蹊跷
DARRYL: Here you go. -What's this picture from?
-咖啡来了 -这张照片哪来的?
DARRYL: What's that?
哪一张?
-This picture of you and Sarah.
你和莎拉的合照
DARRYL: Oh, yeah, that was February. We was in San Diego.
对喔,二月时,我们在圣地牙哥
She didn't tell you?
她没告诉你?
She mentioned that she bumped into you. She didn't say that--
她提到跟你巧遇,她没说…
That we were throwing them back. Getting wasted, having a good time.
我们买醉,喝到茫,很尽兴
Just sort of reliving some things, you know, just....
像是重温旧梦,真是个好女孩
-Real good girl. Fantastic. -She is.
-对,她是 -太棒了
Slipped her mind. February.
-她真健忘 -二月
lsn't that about nine months ago?
不就是9个月前
-No questions. -Nine, 1 0 months.
不准发问
Nine.
-9、10个月前 -9个月
Where you at with the names? She said you were being a real hard-ass.
名字取得如何?她说你们伤透脑筋
-She said that?
她说的?
-Yeah, she hit me in a e-mail.
对,她写伊媚儿给我
-You and his wife exchange e-mails? -Yeah.
-你和他老婆互通伊媚儿 -对
What else do you exchange?
你们还互通什么?
PETER: Ethan. -Body fluids?
-伊森 -体液?
-What is he talking about?
他在说什么?
-I don't even listen to him.
我懒的理他
This is not bothering you? The e-mails--
你不在意吧?伊媚儿和简讯…
Each other's ejaculate? What?
-你用简讯射精? -什么?
It's when your urine turns white.
就是嘘嘘变白色
Okay, new rule: You can't...
好,新原则,不准你…
...say a fucking word.
再放炮
This is horrible. It tastes like cat litter.
好难喝,尝起来像猫砂
I think it tastes delicious.
我觉得很好喝
You should. I was all out,
没错,我的用完了
so I used the coffee you brought. PETER: Oh, boy.
-所以我用你们带来的咖啡 -妈呀
That's his dad, it's his dad.
这是他爸,是他老爸
Fine. I'll buy some other coffee. I apologize.
好,我会再买些咖啡,我道歉
What's the big deal? His dad is the coffee.
-没啥大不了 -他爸就是咖啡
He passed away and his remains were in the fucking can.
他过世,骨灰在那罐子里
Get him the fuck out. The beard, the dog, get him out!
把他撵走,张菲头、烂狗都滚!
-I get it. -Get him out!
-明白了 -把他撵走
I know. It took eight minutes, right?
看吧,8分钟就顾人怨
Oh, God! So stupid!
天啊!有够笨的!
Where are the ashes? Where are my dad's ashes? PETER: Relax.
-骨灰呢?我爸的骨灰呢? -别慌张
-It was an accident. -Where is it?
在哪里?哪里?
-Where? PETER: Right where I'm pointing. There's the coffee machine right there.
就在我指的地方,那里有咖啡机
There's the can, there's the coffeemaker.
有咖啡罐,有咖啡机
We're gonna retrieve this. I got it, I got it. Slow down, it's okay.
剩下的也拿走,我来,慢点,别急
Can we just calm down?
你能冷静吗?
Let me take it.
我来拿
ETHAN: Oh, God.
天啊
PETER: Will you relax?
别慌,好吗?
It's okay.
没事的
Come here, I'll help you pick it up. There we go.
过来,我帮你捡,来吧
Get it back in there.
放回去
I'm sorry we drank your father.
抱歉喝了你老爸
It's okay.
不要紧
Are you all right? Are you sure?
没事吧?你确定?
Yeah, there's plenty of him still in here.
嗯,老爸的大部份还在
Darryl only made three cups of coffee...
戴洛只泡了三杯
...and I think there's about eight cups of my dad left in here. Great.
-我想老爸还剩八杯 -太好了
At least he tasted good. Not bad.
-好歹他尝起来不错 -还不赖
Yeah, strong. He was full-flavoured.
对,很浓,他是重口味
Robust blend.
醇厚适中
He really enjoyed coffee.
他很爱喝咖啡
And in the end, he was enjoyed as coffee.
到头来,他被当作咖啡喝
Kind of circle of life.
某种轮回吧
Lion King. All that.
像《狮子王》主题曲
I'll tell you what, the moratorium on asking questions is officially lifted.
好吧,禁止提问正式解除了
Fire away.
尽管问吧
Okay.
好
-How's your arm? -Not bad.
-你手臂好吗? -还好
Do you think Darryl slept with your wife?
你想戴洛睡过你老婆吗?
-No. -I do.
没有
I mean, why would he lend you this very fancy car...
我想有,不然干嘛借你这高档车
...and give you all that walking-around money? It's....
还有随你乱花的盘缠?
Because he's my friend. That's why.
因为他是我朋友,这就是原因
Have you ever been to the San Diego Zoo?
你去过圣地牙哥动物园吗?
I have a question for you.
我有问题问你
How did those three questions come into your head?
你怎么会想到这三个问题?
I was thinking about your wife and Darryl, Darryl getting your wife pregnant.
我想到你老婆和戴洛 戴洛搞大你老婆肚子
What their baby would look like,
他们的宝宝看起来会像…
maybe like a zebra baby.
或许像斑马宝宝
Then I thought, "Well, I've never seen a zebra."
然后我想到我没看过斑马
And I thought, "Well, I should maybe go to the San Diego Zoo...
就想说我们到加州时,可以到…
-...when we get to California--"
圣地牙哥动物园
-Nope, I've never been to the zoo.
不,我没去过那个动物园
Next question, please.
下一个问题
PETER: Hey, hon.
老婆
It's your ever-faithful and adoring husband
我是永远忠诚又深爱你的老公
calling from West Texas.Just checking in.
从西德州打来,只是问个好
Weird, it went to voicemail.
好怪,直接转语音
Are you on the other line with Darryl?
你在跟戴洛通话吗?
I actually talked to him...
我其实跟他聊过
...and he told me about the lovely weekend you guys spent in San Diego.
他说你们在圣地牙哥共度美好周末
Didn't jibe with the way you recounted it...
跟你描述的不太一样
...so maybe with all your e-mails and phone calls...
或许你们互通伊媚儿、电话之类
...you can get your story straight.
讲法应该要一致
If there's something you need to tell me before we go down this road...
我们要继续共渡一生前 如果你有什么要告诉我
...if I'm gonna have a surprise in the delivery room...
或是直接让我在产房得到震撼
...I would just appreciate it that you erase any and all-- Call me.
我希望你会删除所有的…打给我
-Was I right or was I wrong? -About what?
-我说对或说错? -什么事?
The Darryl thing, your wife, and the mystery about the baby.
戴洛和你老婆及宝宝身世之谜
She's sleeping. I left a message.
她在睡觉,我留言了
And the casual manner with which you bring up this topic, it makes me edgy.
你随口提出这议题害我神经兮兮
So if you wouldn't mind not doing that anymore I'd really appreciate it.
你好心不再提的话,我会很感谢
-I got some snacks. -Yes, I see.
我买了一些零食
Unfortunately, I need you to drive. I'm on Vicodin.
我看到了,可惜你要开车
I'm not supposed to operate heavy machinery.
我吃止痛药,不该操作重型机具
I will tell you this:
我警告你
If you blink, if you even look like you might be dozing, let alone fall asleep...
要是被我看见你眯眼或打盹
...I'm gonna put hands on you. I'm gonna choke you out with your own scarf.
更不用说睡着,我就给你好看 我会用你的围巾勒死你
Wrap that thing around your neck and choke you the fuck out.
缠住你脖子,勒到你死翘翘
Promise.
我保证
Seems a bit drastic.
有点太超过了吧
Take off your glasses.
拿下太阳眼镜
I bought them, I wanted to showcase them.
我刚买,我想耍帅一下
It's night. You're driving.
现在是晚上,你要开车
You act like you've never been in a fender-bender.
一副好像你从没小擦撞过
-Remove them. -Okay.
-拿下来 -好啦
-Jolt Cola? Drink it. -Yeah.
〝不让你睡〞?快喝
-You're not the boss of me, you know.
我又不归你管
-I know. Just drink it.
喝就对了
Please.
拜托
Atta boy.
好小子
By the way, when I fell asleep...
对了,上次我睡着
...that was a one-time occurrence.
是仅此一次的事件
-I know what I'm doing. I'm a grown man. -Did you remember to use the restroom?
我知道我在干嘛,我是成熟的大人
ETHAN: Oh.
对了,记得上洗手间吗?
Hey you, out there on your own
你啊,孤独一人在那儿
Sitting naked by the phone
全裸坐在电话旁
Would you touch me?
你愿意抚摸我吗?
Hey you, with your ear against the wall
嘿，你附耳于墙
Waiting for someone to call out Would you touch me?
等待呼唤，你会触摸我吗？
Hey you Would you help me to carry the stone?
你啊,愿意帮我搬石头?
Open your heart,
敞开你的心扉
I'm coming home
我要回家了
This is some stuff.
这玩意可屌了
This window is not working.
窗户打不开
No, I locked them
不,我锁住
so we could get a good clambake going on in here.
好让我们闷在这里High一下
That way, Sonny could get stoned.
连桑尼也能神游
Am I stoned?
我在神游吗?
Do you feel stoned?
你感觉神游吗?
But it was only fantasy
但只是幻想
No matter how he tried He could not break free
不管他怎样努力，都无法逃脱
And the worms ate into his brain
虫子在啃蚀他的脑
Hey you Don't tell me there's no hope at all
嘿，你不要告诉我毫无希望
Together we stand
聚则立
Divided we fall
开则败
PETER: Then what? How did it resolve?
然后怎样?怎么解决?
Well, it turns out the cheese grater was underneath the mattress.
结果起司刨丝器在床垫下
Ha, ha! That is so sophisticated. And has heart.
真耐人寻味,也很感人
The show has heart.
那个节目很感人
How do you know so much about this?
你怎么知道这么多?
I run a fan site for the show. Not official, but I've run a fan site for about six years.
我经营那个节目粉丝网站 不是官网,但我经营了六年
I started it at an internet caf?
网站是在网咖开台的
Used to go in there and wash my feet.
我常去那里洗脚
What was the site called?
网站名称呢?
It'sRainingTwoAndAHalfMen.com.
〝夯不啷当男人两个半〞
Wow.
水喔
That is sublime.
超优的
Can I retract every derogatory statement I've made about you?
我收回对你撂下的所有刻薄话
Thank you, Peter. That's very sweet.
感恩,彼得,揪甘心
-Hand me a Bugle. -Sure.
-给我一片 -好
Thank you.
谢啦
-Will you feed one to the hound? -Very well.
-能喂狗狗一片吗? -没问题
Are we on the highway still?
我们还在公路上?
ETHAN: Relax, Peter, I've got it covered.
放心,彼得,我很罩
PETER: Are you certain?
你确定?
ETHAN: You're getting paranoid. That pot got to you.
你疑神疑鬼,大麻的作用
(墨西哥)
PETER: Okay. All right, you see the flag?
有看到那个标示吗?
It looks like a border crossing, it says "Mexico"--
好像是〝墨西哥〞的边界站
-Oh, Lord. Gosh. -What?
-老天,妈呀 -怎样?
I thought that said Texaco. We're low on gas.
我以为是〝德西哥〞加油站 我们快没油了
-Okay, we're fine. PETER: Yep. ETHAN: We're good. We're good.
好,我们会没事,我们会搞定…
What are you gonna tell them?
你打算怎么解释?
All I'm gonna do is say, "Look, we made a mistake."
我只要说〝我们搞错了〞
-And we're gonna ask to turn around. -Perfect.
-然后要求回转回美国 -好极了
Okay, I need you to be quiet. Sit straight. Don't say anything.
我要你安静,坐直,别说话
Won't that be suspicious if they ask me a question?
我不回答问题不会可疑吗?
-Let me handle everything.
一切由我出面
-You handle it.
你会搞定
ETHAN: Here we go. -Uh-oh. He's looking right at me.
他正盯着我
ETHAN: Peter, please be quiet, okay?
彼得,拜托安静好吗?
I'm sorry.
对不起
Hello. The weirdest thing happened. We just kind of got shifted--
你好,无奇不有呢,我们绕错路
Are you guys American citizens?
你们是美国公民
Yes. Yes, we are.
对,我们是
-The both of you? -Yes, absolutely.
-两人都是? -对,当然
Can I see your passports?
能看你们的护照吗?
We don't have passports.
我们没有护照
The thing is, we didn't mean to end up here.
重点是我们并不想来这里
Somehow, I must have taken the wrong exit,
莫名奇妙的走错出口
and we're here, so....
竟来到这里…
If we could just maybe turn around and go back?
能不能让我们回转回美国?
You wanna turn around?
你想要回转?
Yeah, it was a mistake. We're trying to get back--
对,我说过是出错,我们想回去
What's wrong with your friend?
你朋友有毛病吗?
Peter, don't do that.
彼得,别那样
Why are your eyes so glassy? You been partying?
你怎么眼神这么茫?去玩趴?
No, I have glaucoma.
不,我有青光眼
What about your friend, does he have glaucoma too?
你朋友呢?他也有青光眼?
Answer the man. Do you have glaucoma?
回答他,你有青光眼吗?
No, he doesn't have glaucoma.
没有,他没有青光眼
What about the dog, does he have glaucoma?
那狗呢?也有青光眼?
Because his eyes are glassy as fuck.
因为他的眼神也超茫的
Shut off the car. Give me the keys, please.
熄火,请给我钥匙
Wait right here.
在这里等
-Did I blow it? -No, we're fine.
-我搞砸了吗? -不,我们没事
You are smooth.
你好稳喔
-Wow. -Hand me Sonny, please.
请把桑尼抱给我
God, my heart was in my throat. I was flipping out.
天啊,我紧张毙了,快剉屎了
Could you hand me my father's ashes? They're on the floorboard.
我爸的骨灰拿给我,在地板上
Wow. What's--? What are you doing?
你要干嘛?
PETER: We took the wrong exit, we wound up here by mistake.
我说过,我们走错出口才到这里
No matter how many times you ask, that's my answer.
不管你问几次,这就是我的答案
You sound like Jason Bourne, man.
你好像在模仿《神鬼认证》
You don't know where you're going. No ID.
你不知道要去哪里,没有身份证
I wanna speak to the American consulate.
我要跟美国领事馆说话
I'm American, I have rights.
我是美国人,我有权力
-Oh, yeah, sure. -Thank you.
-好,当然 -谢谢
Hey, Ramon. He wants to talk to his consulate.
拉蒙,他要跟领事馆说话
Hello, sir. Welcome to the American consulate.
你好,先生,欢迎来到美国领事馆
-How can I help you?
需要什么协助?
-That's unacceptable.
太机车了
What are you laughing about? This is a serious matter. I have rights.
你们在笑什么? 这是严重问题,我有权利
AGENT: You americanos sneak into our country.
你们美国人溜进我们国家
You bring drugs, you party. You sleep with our women.
携带毒品、玩趴、搞我们的女人
I've never heard of an American sneaking into Mexico.
我从没听过美国人溜进墨西哥
This would be an isolated incident. It's usually the reverse.
一定是个别事件,其实通常相反
I'm getting tired of your cavalier attitude.
我受够你那副跩样
Well, I apologize. I'm sorry.
我道歉,很抱歉
You attempted to transport drugs across an international border...
你企图运送毒品闯过边界
...dude. This is serious shit.
死小子,代志大条了
(他笨到以为一小包大麻就会坐牢)
(这倒是高档货)
(可能是用来治疗青光眼)
Okay, Daddy.
好,老爸
There.
坐好
Shit!
靠!
Son of a bitch!
王八蛋!
Stop!
停车!
Help!
救命!
Oh, shoot.
该死
PATROLMAN: Pull over! PETER: What the fuck?
-停车! -搞什么鬼?
Pull the car over!
快停车!
我不会说英文
Hold on, Sonny, it's about to get rough.
坐稳,桑尼,豁出去了
Oh, God.
天啊
Ethan?
伊森?
Hollywood!
好莱坞!
Oh, crud.
要命
Peter? Peter, are you okay?
彼得?彼得,还好吧?
PETER: How many laws did we just break?
我们刚才犯了几条法令?
ETHAN: I don't know, 60?
不了,60条?
I had no idea where I was going.
我不知道会被载到哪里
Then I see you.
然后我看到你
-But you didn't look like you. -We locked eyes.
我们对到时,你简直变个人似的
Remember, when we jack knifed together? -God, you looked crazy!
-我们凝视对方,我知道 -天啊,你太杀了
-Yeah. Well, I'm in stealth mode.
对,我神不知鬼不觉 所以才用围巾掩饰身份
-That's why I got the scarf on my head. -You were like a commando.
你简直是突击队员
-You were a Comanche warrior. -Thanks.
-你是印地安战士 -谢了
-It was the greatest ever. -Thank you.
-这是最屌的解救行动 -谢谢
Don't move. Ready? What? Oh.
-别动,别动,准备好了? -什么?
That's your new headshot. Ha-ha-ha!
你的新特写照
-Yeah. -How could it not be?
-是啊 -有够正点
God, the pain is extraordinary.
天啊,伤口痛毙了
-Will you e-mail that to me, please? -Yeah.
-请伊媚儿给我那张照片 -好
Okay. All right. Just not too much, Peter.
好了,别吞太多止痛药,彼得
Rescue. A daring rescue.
解救,大胆的解救
-You came back for me. -Of course I did.
-你为了我回来 -当然了
You're so brave. I made you a promise. I told you I was gonna get you home.
-你好勇敢 -我答应会送你安全到家
I'm getting you home safe, okay?
我会送你安全到家,好吗?
-I'm gonna kiss you. -What?
-我要啵你 -什么?
-I'm gonna give you a smooch. -No.
-给我啵一下 -不要
-Come on, baby. -No way!
-别害羞嘛,宝贝 -免谈!
-Give me a little smooch. -Stop, Peter! I'm driving! Oh!
-给我啵一下嘛 -别闹啦,我在开车耶
Sick! You got it.
-变态! -爱假仙
-Everything's up and down with you. -I owe you big time.
-你真是阴情不定,像坐云霄飞车 -我欠你一个大人情
No way I'd see my kid if you hadn't done that.
要不是你,我打死看不到我孩子
There's no way.
打死看不到
I love you, dude.
我爱你,老弟
I love you too, Peter.
我也爱你,彼得
(亚利桑那州,大峡谷欢迎您)
Oh, dear.
天啊
Sweetheart, I am so sorry.
老婆,我很抱歉
You know how I get. I've always been jealous. It's....
你懂我,我老是爱吃醋
You knew about that. I told you I ran into him there.
我说过我在那里巧遇他
I know, and I know it has nothing to do with you.
我知道,我也知道跟你无关
It's just my shit. It's my shit.
是我的问题,是我的问题
Just listen to me, okay? Don't say anything. Just listen to me.
听我说,什么都别说,听我说
I would never betray you, Peter, you know that.
我绝不会背叛你,彼得,你懂
We're a family now.
我们是一家人了
Nothing else matters. Do you understand?
其他一切都不重要,了解吗?
-You're so right.
你说的对
-Can you just get home safely, please?
拜托快安全回家
-I love you, baby. -I love you too.
-我爱你,宝贝 -我也爱你
Wake up. Ethan. Check it out.
醒来,伊森,你看
PETER: I'm telling you, I wouldn't make it up.
没骗你,我不会瞎拜
ETHAN: You sure? I could've sworn I read it was man-made.
确定?我绝对读过这是人造的
PETER: Nope. Not correct. Very old. Formed over time.
错啦,这古老峡谷由岁月形成
Grand Canyon. Known fact.
大峡谷,铁的事实
Peter, I have a photogenic memory. I have recall for--
-彼得,我过目不忘,我想起… -伊森,我保证,大峡谷很古老
Ethan, I promise you. It's old. It's the Grand Canyon, it's not the Hoover Dam.
这不是胡佛水坝
Well, I know it's not the Hoover Dam, that was built by the Pilgrims.
我知道,胡佛水坝由朝圣者所建
Also incorrect.
又错啦
It's magnificent though.
倒是很壮观
-You didn't have to stop, you know. -That's okay. It's the perfect place.
-你不必在这里逗留的 -没关系,这是理想地点
Let's hit the road. I can do that any time.
该上路了,我随时能洒骨灰
We've got time. We don't have to be in L.A. till morning.
你在说什么?我们时间够
What are you doing? Relax.
早上赶到就好,你干嘛?放轻松
We should just stick with the plan, you know?
我们该照原定计划
But I thought this was part of the plan.
但我以为这是计划的一部份
What am I missing, Ethan?
伊森,我搞错什么吗?
What's really going on?
到底怎么回事?
When I said the Grand Canyon wasn't on the way, you said:
我说大峡谷不顺路时,你说:
"Too bad, it would've been perfect."
太可惜,那里是理想地点
When we passed the Mississippi River you said:
我说过了密西西比河时,你说:
"Too bad, Dad loved titties and jazz."
太可惜,我爸爱咪咪和爵士
I just-- You know, we got stuff to do and I don't wanna step on it.
只是我们有正事要办 我不想耽搁
I know it's hard to say goodbye.
我懂道别很难
And I didn't know your dad,
我也不认识你爸
but from what you've told me he was a great father.
但依你的说法,他是个伟大父亲
He was a cool guy.
是个很酷的人
I'm just saying. I'm just suggesting.
我只是发表意见,提出建议
If you got it in you...
如果你能鼓起勇气
...he deserves a grand gesture.
他值得壮烈的送别
Okay.
好吧
Come on, Sonny.
来吧,桑尼
Come here, sweetheart. Yeah.
过来,狗狗,乖
Dad, you were like a father to me.
老爸,你形同我父亲
And...
还有…
...I don't know how I'm gonna make it without you.
我不知道没有你该如何撑下去
But I know that you'll look after me from up there.
但我知道你会在上面看顾我
I'm gonna make you proud, Dad.
我会使你骄傲,爸
Okay.
好
I promise.
我保证
I love you.
我爱你
Say hi to Mom.
跟妈问好
Bye, Daddy.
再见,爹地
He was a great guy.
他很伟大
You would've loved him. He was just like me.
你会喜欢的,他跟我一个样
There's something I've been wanting to tell you I feel pretty awful about.
伊森,有件事我一直想告诉你
I kind of want to get it off my chest. I....
我感觉很差,有点想一吐为快
I ditched you at the rest stop in Louisiana.
我的确在休息站丢下你
-What? -I had no intention of coming back.
-什么? -我并不想回来
So wrong.
大错特错
Why would you do that?
你为什么这样做?
Because I'm a pig. I'm an asshole.
因为我是猪头,我是混蛋
I'm working on it.
我不知道,我正在改进
Well, you know what? You came back with doughnuts.
说真的,你带着甜甜圈回来
I think that says more about you than leaving does.
远比你丢下我更够意思
So... ...just--
所以…就…
You're something else. Thanks.
你真是好人,谢了
That's a load off.
心中大石头放下了
Well, there's something I've been wanting to get off my chest too. Shoot.
-我也有些事一直想一吐为快 -说吧
I'm not really 23 years old.
我不是真的23岁
I know.
我知道
It's okay.
没关系
The other thing is...
另一件事…
...Peter...
彼得
...I have your wallet and I've had it this whole time.
我有你的皮夹,一直在我这里
What?
什么?
What are you talking about?
你在说什么?
Peter... ...okay, listen.
彼得,好,听着
Why would you do that?
你为什么这样做?
I saw it on the plane and I didn't wanna be alone.
我在飞机上看到,但我不想落单
I was feeling vulnerable because of my father's death.
我爸过世让我感觉很脆弱
And I just didn't wanna go across country by myself, you know?
我很不想一个人公路旅行
-It's all here. -Yeah.
-全在里面 -对
All my money, all my credit cards. Everything....
我所有的钱、信用卡,所有东西
Everything I needed. This whole time.
我的一切所需,一直都在
-You're okay with it? -It's in the past.
-你不计较? -都过去了
What are you gonna do?
能怎么办?
-Okay. -Okay.
好
-Thanks, Peter. -Yep.
-谢了,彼得 -好
Okay. Okay. Let's just hit the road then, right?
-好吧,那我们上路吧 -好
-You get Sonny, and I'll drive. -I'll grab him in a minute.
你去抱桑尼,我开车
-After I fucking kill you! -Ow!
好啊,马上去抱,我想杀了你!
You little thief prick. Die, thief. You thief.
你这天杀小偷,你是小偷
Calm down!
冷静!
Peter, count to 1 0. It'll help. Aah!
彼得,数到10,会有用
The phone's ringing!
电话响了
-Hello, dear. -Peter, it's happening.
亲爱的
-What? -You won't believe it. My water broke.
彼得,你不会相信,羊水破了
-How? -Where are you?
-怎么会? -你在哪里?
I'm at the Grand Canyon. I'll be there in a minute.
我在大峡谷,我马上回去
What? Did you just say the Grand Canyon?
什么?你刚说大峡谷?
Peter?
彼得?
Mom? He's at the Grand Canyon.
妈?他在大峡谷
Oh, my God.
我的天啊
-Who was it? -My wife has gone into labour.
-是谁? -我老婆快生了
-I thought we were having a C-section.
我以为她要剖腹
-Get in the car.
快上车
You stepped on my Capezios. Okay, okay, okay! Let's go!
你踩到我的爱鞋… 走吧!
Good God, you maniac.
妈呀,你这肖仔
Not gonna make it. That's great. I'm gonna miss the birth of my child.
来不及了,我居然错过孩子出世
We are gonna make it. There's no "we." Don't say "we."
-我们会赶上 -没有〝我们〞,别说〝我们〞
-Okay, look-- No. Me first. -Please, can I--?
听着,不,我先说
No. You can't. I told you I saw red.
-拜托,我能… -不,不行,我说过我发飙了
I told you I was gonna put hands on you. I have a problem.
我说过会给你好看,我会失控
And I'm sorry you were the recipient of it.
也很抱歉把你当出气筒
But I warned you.
但我警告过你
-I'm sorry. -Fine. But in the future, when we're hanging out as buddies...
-抱歉 -很好,但未来我们结伴出游…
...if we get into a fight, don't go for my face.
如果我们吵架,不要K我的脸
-That's how I make a living. Okay? -Okay.
-我靠脸吃饭,好吗? -好
Still bleeding.
还在流血
Check the glove, there's probably a first-aid kit or something.
找一下置物箱,可能有急救箱
Clean yourself up.
清一下伤口
Check this thing out.
瞧这玩意
Oh, shoot.
惨了!
I can't believe I did that.
我居然开枪了
Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry.
抱歉,彼得,我很抱歉
I didn't think it was loaded. Pull over.
竟然上膛了,我好糗,停车
-No, I wanna keep going. -No. Pull over.
-不,我要继续开 -不行…
-I don't want to. -Pull over.
-我不想停 -停车
No, it didn't happen, it didn't happen! Why?!
不,当作没发生…
-I'm in shock!
我吓坏了!
-It burns!
我糗大了!
ETHAN: Pull over! Pull over!
停车!停车!
Don't panic! Don't panic! Don't panic!
别慌!
-Oh, no. -Yep.
-不 -没错
It's right there, yep.
就在这里
-I'm so sorry. -Don't worry. We gotta stop the bleeding.
-对不起 -算了,需要止血带止血
I need your scarf. -Turn around?
-你的围巾 -转过去?
-No. No, a tourniquet. A tourniquet.
不,止血带,止血带
What the fuck are you doing?
你在搞什么鬼?
Turn around! Stay still. I got it.
转过去!别动,我来拿
You're fine. Right here.
很好,就在这里
I need you to tie it. I only got one hand.
我需要你绑住,我只有一只手
It's deep. We gotta get you to a hospital.
子弹深入里面,你得去医院
We're going to a hospital. We're gonna be fine.
不,我们正前往医院,会没事的
Oh, God! What did I do?
天啊,我干了什么?
-Stop freaking out. It's okay. -What did I do? What did I do?
别哭夭了,没关系
Let's do a little acting exercise
这样好了,来点表演练习
like we did at the rest stop in the bathroom, okay?
像我们在休息站一样
You're a sergeant, I'm just a grunt in your platoon...
你是中士,我是你排上的士兵
...but you promised me that you'd get me home to my high-school sweetheart.
你答应要送我回家见高中情人
Okay.
好
Action.
开始
-Peter. -Yeah?
-彼得? -什么?
I puked on the wound.
我吐在伤口上
I know. It's okay, buddy.
我知道,不要紧,伙伴
I need you to drive, but we gotta go.
我需要你开车,得走了
Okay?
好吗?
Come on.
快点
Get in the back seat, private.
坐到后面,阿兵哥
What are you, a girl or something?
-你是娘儿或什么鸟? -太好了
-Excellent. -Like that? -Yeah, let's roll.
-演得像吗? -对,出发了
-Yeah, okay.
好
-Figured it out yet? -Figured what out?
-想出来了吗? -想出来什么?
Your son's about to be born. What will you name him?
你儿子快出生,要取什么名字?
-I'll know it when I see him. -How about "Sonny"?
-我见到他就知道 -叫〝桑尼〞好吗?
No. Not naming my son after a masturbating dog.
不,我儿子不能取手淫狗的名字
Don't listen to him, Sonny. He loves you.
别理他,桑尼,他爱你
Sonny, no!
桑尼,不要
Sonny. Sorry.
桑尼,对不起
We're heading home!
我们要回家了!
I made it.
我赶到了
-Okay, come on. -I made it.
-好,来吧 -我赶到了
Oh, the monkey, the monkey, the monkey.
猴子…
Sonny, we'll be right back, okay?
桑尼,我们很快回来
Got it.
拿了
PETER: Oh, fuck. Thank you.
该死,谢谢
I have an expectant father and a gunshot victim.
他是准爸爸兼中弹伤患,哪边?
PETER: I know where we're going. Right here.
我知道怎么走,这里
Then we cut left.
要左转
-Shoot. -What?
-糟了 -什么?
I forgot to crack a window for Sonny.
我忘记替桑尼窗户留个缝
-The door's off the car, Ethan.
门掉了,伊森
-Right. Okay, good.
对喔,很好
See? Together we think of everything.
看吧?我们一起能集思广益
Okay, here we go.
好,来吧
-Let's get you cleaned up. Right? -Great. Yeah.
-把你清干净 -太好了
Give me these guys.
拿下这个
It's all about to go down.
就等这一刻了
Give you a vest, cover up the blood.
穿背心,遮住血迹
Have I told you that I love your perm?
我说过我喜欢你的卷发吗?
Thank you, Peter. Look who's come around.
谢谢,彼得,我就知道你甲意
PETER: Sarah?
莎拉?
No, come on, come on. This way, this way. Here we go.
不,快点,这边,来吧
-Ma'am. -Here we go.
-女士 -来吧
Put your handcuffs in your pocket. Hide them.
把手铐塞进口袋,遮住手铐
-Here's the Rally Monkey. -Boom.
-逆转猴在这里 -赞喔
-Ohh! -Just keep pushing.
继续推
Sarah? -Sarah? -Peter?
-莎拉?莎拉? -彼得?
-You hear that? ETHAN: Go!
-听到没? -快走
SARAH: Peter! -Sarah!
-彼得! -莎拉!
Darryl. What the fuck?
戴洛,他奶奶的
FATHER: Whoa, whoa. Whoa, hey. -Who the hell is this guy?
这家伙是谁?
You gotta go, man. You gotta go.
快出去,快出去
SARAH: Peter! -Peter, it's this way.
-彼得! -彼得,是这边
What the fuck?
搞什么
Baby! Baby, you made it!
老公!你赶到了
-Jesus, Peter, are you okay? SARAH: Baby?
老天,彼得,你没事吧?
No, I just lost a little blood.
我只是有点失血
-Ohh! Oh, my God! ETHAN: Everybody relax. Relax. We need to find a hospital, okay?
-我的天啊 -大家放心,他需要上医院
-Who are you? -My name is Ethan Tremblay.
-你是谁? -伊森崔布雷,你老公的麻吉
-I'm your husband's best friend. -It's nice to meet you.
-幸会了 -彼此彼此
Nice to meet you too. Let's get that baby out of your vagina. Okay.
-快让宝宝从你鲍鱼中解放 -好
-Breathe. -Ahh!
深呼吸
ETHAN: Look at the babies. Look at that baby, right?
瞧这些宝宝,瞧那个宝宝
You see it?
看到没?
PETER: Hey. What do we got? -You little rascal.
-我的宝贝儿子呢? -你这淘气鬼
-Look what you made. -Show me.
-看看你的杰作 -我看,我看
Ohh. He's really cute. That's a handsome boy.
他真可爱,真是个帅哥
-It's a girl, actually. -Mm-mm.
其实是女生
-Yep. -No, the--
-没错 -不可能
Dr. Greene says it happens all the time.
葛林医生说这种事难免
You know, ultrasounds aren't always reliable. Right.
-超音波不是绝对准确 -是喔
-Little Rosie. -Rosie?
小萝西
Little Rosie High man. Does that sound strange to you?
萝西?小萝西海曼 听起来会怪吗?
No, it's such a pretty name.
不,是很美的名字
Sarah thought you'd be okay with it.
莎拉认为你会同意
-When did you talk to Sarah?
你什么时候跟莎拉说过话?
-Right after I cut the umbilical cord.
就在我剪断脐带之后
-You cut it? -The tether of life from mother to child.
-你剪的? -系住母亲和孩子的生命线
I got to cut that.
-我剪的 -不会吧
-No. -Yes. -You? -I kept some.
-没错 -你?
I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet.
我留了些,放一小段在皮夹里
-It's good for sore ankles and stuff. -Wow.
能治疗脚裸痛之类的
Wow. Oh, my God.
天啊,我的天啊
Oh, my God. Ethan, I dreamt this.
天啊,伊森,我梦到这个
-This is crazy. I had this strange dream... -Yeah?
不可思议,我做了一个怪梦
...that was today. And there was a bear.
就是今天,有只熊
What? -And the bear chewed the cord. -Mm-hm.
-什么? -熊咬断脐带
That's spot-on if you think about it. That's like a one in a....
想想几乎一模一样,太神奇了
You know what I mean? -I don't get it. What--? -Forget it.
-懂我意思吗? -不懂,什么?
It's-- It's....
算了,这是…
It's gotta be a good sign.
这是个好预兆
I guess I'll maybe leave you with your family...
我想我该留你跟家人相处
...and I got that meeting with that agent.
我也要去见经纪人
-It's Friday. -Yeah. Yeah, good luck.
今天是周五,对喔,祝好运
Oh, I wanted to give you this.
我想要给你这个
It has all of my information.
上面有我全部的资料
-Mm-hm. -in case you wanna get a soda. -Or, you know, I could babysit. -Right.
假使想找人喝汽水,或者当褓姆
I'll keep it handy.
好,我会留着
We had a crazy few days.
这几天太疯狂了
That was nuts.
超瞎的
We should do it again. Go across country again.
改天应该再聚聚,再去公路旅行
Okay.
好,当然
-Sure. -Call me tomorrow about it.
明天打电话告诉我
-If I don't-- -Call me tomorrow about it.
-如果我没… -明天打给我
I might e-mail you. Please don't take it personally. No, no, e-mail's fine.
-我可能用伊媚儿,请别在意 -不会,伊媚儿也行
-Bye, Sonny. -Do you mind if Sonny and I take the truck?
拜,桑尼
Feel free.
-介意我和桑尼把车开走吗? -请便
-It's been a real pleasure, Peter.
我真的很开心,彼得
-Been a lot of things.
经历许多事
Thanks.
谢了
Hey. Ethan.
伊森
Welcome to Hollywood.
欢迎来到好莱坞
What? You want me to come back and talk to you?
怎么?要我回来陪你聊天?
I was just saying in the most general sense.
不,这只是客套说法
The city welcomes you.
这城市欢迎你
Just make sure you call me tomorrow.
记得明天打给我
I'll call you.
我会打给你
MAN: Be right there.
马上来
Hello?
你好?
Oh, hey. I'm Stu, the tutor. Are you Jake?
我是家教史都,你是杰克?
No, I'm his father.
不,我是他父亲
I'm Stu, the tutor.
我是家教史都
Right.
好
Have you been smoking pot?
你有哈草吗?
No, sir. Not at all.
不,先生,完全没有
Perhaps you're smelling my cat.
或许你嗅到我的爱猫
ALAN: Your cat? ETHAN: Yes, sir. He's an outdoor cat.
-你的爱猫? -对,他爱混外头
You know what, he's really funny.
说真的,他有够搞笑
Don't get crazy. I'm telling you, the show's funny.
别夸张了,我敢说是节目好笑
Come on. You love him. You know you love him.
拜托,你喜欢他,你心里有数
I survived him. There's a difference.
我没被他搞死,这差很大
Um, uh, Charlie, this is Jake's tutor, Stu.
查理,这位是杰克的家教史都
-Hey. -I'm not high, man, it's my cat.
我没嗑药,是我爱猫的味道
(伊森崔布雷)
Charlie: Relax, Stu. We're not cops.
放心,我们不是条子
ETHAN: Oh, really? He sure looks like the heat.
真的?他一副条子样
Like clockwork. I told him we'd call him after we watched it.
夺命连环叩 就跟他说看完会打给他
SARAH: He's excited.
他很兴奋
If she says his name, I'll freak out.
如果宝宝叫得出他名字就毁了
ETHAN: Pita bread? Hummus?
皮塔饼?鸡豆酱?
Again, no thank you.
再次,心领了
You got any more pot?
你还有大麻吗?
Not for $9 an hour I don't.
时薪9元起跳才有
I mean, I don't know what you're talking about.
我是说,我不明白你在说啥