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坐在我对面的是作家比尔·布莱森 Joining me now is author Bill Bryson.
你是边旅行边写作 So, travel writing.
抱歉 你这是疑问句么 ? -I'm sorry, is that a question?
诺埃尔·科沃德曾经说过 "为何错误的人能旅行" Noel Coward once said, "Why do the wrong people travel,
"正确的人却要呆在家里 ?" "And the right people stay at home?"
现在 跟我们说说这套合集收藏版吧 Now, tell us about this Collector's Edition Box Set.
"献给老读者们的典藏版" "An elegant reissue of old favorites."
真是吸引人啊 Riveting stuff.
在你的书里 你已经写了欧洲 Now, in your books, you've written about Europe,
澳大利亚 英伦三岛 Australia, the British Isles.
你确实都曾在那些地方暂住过对么 You actually lived there briefly.
嗯 总共10年左右 Briefly. 10 years.
呣 但从没写过美国 Mmm, but never America.
你从没写过你的祖国 You've never written about your home country.
-这种说法其实并不准确... -为何呢 ? 有什么私人原因么 ? -No, that's not exactly right... -Why? Why nothing more personal?
我懂了 所以你搬了回来 还是说这也是一次暂居 ? I see. So you've moved back, or is that just temporary?
不 是的 我的家人 已经搬了回来 住在新汉普夏 No. Yes. My family, we moved back. To New Hampshire.
二十年前 而且...而且我们现在依然还住在那 Twenty years ago. And... And we're still here.
"依然" ? 真词用得很有意思 "Still"? Interesting choice of words.
哦 你现在有何打算么 ? 是否在写新的作品 ? Uh, what else are you working on? Are you writing something new?
没有 No.
你不会是想退休了吧 ? Not thinking of retiring on us, are you?
不 作家从不退休 No, writers don't retire.
我们要么喝酒喝死 要么把自己的脑浆崩出来 We either drink ourselves to death or blow our brains out.
那你会选哪种呢 ? And which will it be for you?
在这次访谈之后 或许两者都来 After this interview, maybe both.
-比尔·布莱森 非常感谢你能赏脸 - 谢谢 -Bill Bryson, pleasure to have you with us. -Ah. Thank you.
噢 om
-哦 好啊 陌生人 -你也好啊 -Oh. Hello, stranger. - Hello, yourself.
还顺利吗 ? How'd it go?
-你看了 ? -嗯 -You saw? -Mmm-hmm.
-挺不错的对吧 ? -嘿 外公 -That good, huh? -Hey, Gramps_
-嘿 -我也看了 -Hi. -I saw, too.
-哦真的 ? 我表现的怎么样 ? -你想听真话 ? -Oh, yeah? How'd I look? -Do you want my honest answer?
还是算了 Never mind.
-外公 我到达第六关了 - 第六关 ? 真厉害 -Gramps, I made it to level six. -Level six? Way to go.
你接到了我关于麦格雷戈伯爵的短信么 ? Did you get my message about Earl McGregor?
仪式会在周六早晨举行 Services are on Saturday morning.
不能送花过去就完事么 ? Can't we just send flowers?
是可以 We could.
你们俩快去洗手 晚饭马上就好了 快去 You two, hands washed, dinner's nearly ready. Let's go.
让人有种想要过安稳生活意愿 对吧 ? Makes you think about slowing down, doesn't it?
我很遗憾 请节哀顺变 I'm so, so sorry. My condolences.
黛博拉 我们深表遗憾 Deborah, we're so sorry.
非常感谢你们能来 真的对我意义深重 Thank you so much for being here. It really means a lot to me.
我们的荣幸 It's our pleasure.
呃 我是说 不是我们的...请原谅 Uh, I mean, not our... Pardon me.
我的意思是 呃 这确实不是个愉快的时刻 Uh, I mean, it's, uh, not a pleasant time,
-也不是... - 没别的意思 我们只是太悲伤了 -and it's not a time... -No, we're just very sorry.
-我们深表遗憾 -我们深表遗憾 -We're very sorry. -We're very sorry.
-我去拿外套 -我们才到呢 -I'll get my jacket. -We just got here.
什么 ? 我们已经致完敬意了 What? We've already paid our respects.
待在这还有啥可干的 ? I mean, what else are we supposed to do?
跟大家说说话 那对你有好处 Talk to people. It's good for you.
我不喜欢跟别人说话 I don't like talking to people.
快去 Go on.
-你好么 ? 真高兴看到你 -How are you? How good to see you.
我打算散散步 I'm gonna go for a walk.
好的 Okay.
搞什么鬼 ? What On earth?
- 你想徒步走过去 ? - 嗯 -You want to hike it? -Yes.
两千英里呢 Two thousand miles.
实际上是2118英里 2118, actually.
得了 你做不到的 No. You can't.
为啥 ? Why not?
说真的比尔 即便从你嘴里说出来也够荒唐了 Seriously, Bill. Even for you this is ridiculous.
为啥 ? 你觉得我太老了 ? Why? Because you think I'm too old?
不 不是因为我觉得你太老 No, it's not because I think you're too old,
是你本来就很老了 it's because you are too old.
天 这么做是因为那场葬礼吧 ? Oh, God, is this because of the funeral?
- 不是 - 那是什么 ? -No. -What then?
听着 我解释不了 Listen, I can't explain it.
试试嘛 Have a go.
就是感觉自己必须这么做一做 It's just something I feel I have to do.
我想探索自然 我想寻回我的根 I want to explore nature. I want to get back to my roots.
- 根 ? - 对 鞭策下自己 -Roots? -Yeah. You know, push myself.
一次真正的远足 I mean, really, really hike.
远足 ? 你都30年没远足了 Hike? You haven't hiked in 30 years.
- 确实 - 你就不能开你的沃尔沃去么 ? - Exactly. -Can't you just do this in the Volvo?
凯瑟琳 Catherine.
要是我不让你走呢 ? What if I say you can't go?
如果你确定的话 我们能聊聊 Well, if you felt that way then we would discuss it.
你的意思是我会大哭大嚎 然后你会摇头离去 You mean I'll yammer on and you'll nod away,
接着你就一头不反 and then you'll go ahead
还选择是跑去远足 and do whatever you were going to do anyway
根本不听我的任何劝告 without having heard a word I've said.
啥 ? What?
难道我就只能站在这里 Am I just supposed to stand here
对你这种要疯的征兆点头同意啊 ? and accept these obvious signs that you have gone mad?
这是我以前的小帐篷 你觉得搭的咋样 ? It's my old pup tent. What do you think?
嗯 我觉得你今晚很适合睡在这帐篷里 Well, I think it's the perfect place for you to spend the night.
您该知道我们大家都觉得这主意烂透了 是吧 ? You realize we all think this is a terrible idea, right?
我确实知道 It's certainly been brought to my attention.
- 但您依然还是要去 ? - 对 - But you're still going to do it? -Yes.
这根本就是发疯 爸爸 想想您都什么年纪了 ? It's just kinda insane, Dad. The whole thing, at your age?
不少20岁的健康小伙子都做不到 爸爸 Fit people in their 20's can't do it, Dad.
要花五个月 五百万步呢 It takes five months and five millions steps.
- 用走的 - 对 -Of walking. -Yes.
我都散步好长一段时间了 I've been doing it for a while, you know.
爸爸 远足可不是散步 Dad, hiking is not walking.
每年都有两千多人尝试远足 可只有10%的人能成功 Two thousand people a year try to do this. Less than 10% make it.
你真该去看看有多少人能 You ought to see the statistics
坚持写完一本书的统计 on how many people finish writing a book.
我想让您见个人 成么 ? There's somebody I want you to meet. All right?
嘿 戴夫 Hey, Dave.
最近如何 ? How's it going?
这位是戴夫 This is Dave.
- 戴夫 -你好 -Dave. -Hello.
他是徒步旅行的专家 He has hiked everywhere
能为您解答任何问题 He can answer any question you have about anything.
他能告诉我为何被关起来的鸟儿会叫吗 ? Okay. Can he tell me why the caged bird sings?
请稍等一会儿 ? 借一步 ? Can you give us just a second? And can I?
我们别老乱开玩笑 好么 ? Can we keep a lid on the jokes, please?
专心听他说的话 Pay attention while he's talking,
而且在他给你介绍各种东西价格时 and don't say, "You've got to be shitting me"
别说 "你肯定是在逗我吧" when he tells you the price of something.
山姆 你搞得像是我以前没露过营一样 Sam, you act like I've never camped before.
帐篷还能整出啥蛾子来 A tent is a tent.
这顶也是70旦的高密度帐篷 防磨防虫 This also has a 70 denier, high-density, abrasion-resistant fly
同样也是用超强防撕布织成 with that same rip stop weave.
看看这些接线处 And just look at these seams.
全用密线搭叠 整个帐篷没有一根错缝 All lap-felled. No bias taping on the whole tent.
还有撑杆 特地用彩色标出 DAC铝制造 And the poles. Color-coded, DAC aluminum.
绝对是最好的工艺 It's the finest craftsmanship.
嗯 我曾经背着这个 Yeah, I've carried this
自己进行了好多次旅行 one on several sections of the trail myself.
就您的旅程来说 背着这种怪物级背包最合适了 For your purposes, cannot go wrong with this monster.
好吧 多钱 ? All right, how much is it?
这个卖289 This one here is 289.
你肯定是在逗我... 哦 好吧 You've got to be shitting... Oh, okay.
我知道您想的是啥 I see what you're thinking,
不过等走上小道 您就该感谢我了 but out on the trail, you're gonna thank me.
你也想一起 ? Are you coming?
您还需要块挡雨布 You'll need a rain cover too, of course.
- 挡雨布 ? 为啥 ? -为了挡雨 -A rain cover? Why? -To keep out the rain.
- 背包不就是放防水的么 ? - 不是100% -The backpacks aren't waterproof? -Not 'I 00%.
防雨布重4.6盎司 The rain cover weighs four point six ounces.
您知道一个容量是85公升的 You know how much weight it
全防水背包会增加多少重量么 ? would add to fully waterproof an 85-liter pack?
我可以告诉您 很多很多 Well, I'll tell you. It's a lot.
而且别忘了... Let's not forget...
哦 让我猜猜 是为了 Oh, let me guess, in case
自己能做点即兴园艺 ? you want to do a little impromptu gardening?
不 您该知道有句俗话 No. You know the saying,
叫"只带走记忆 只留下足迹" "Take only memories, leave only footprints."
粪便 Poop.
- 原来如此 - 是的 -Oh, shit. -Exactly.
我觉得你该看完这些有趣的- Thought you'd End these interesting-
某弗吉尼亚男子刚刚独自远行出门一周 A Virginia man's remains left undiscovered for 18 days
就因为身体不适而死亡 after he suffers a catastrophic medical condition
遗体在18天后才被找到 just one week into his solo trek.
最普遍的污染源主要来自 Most commonly spread through
生病的动物的口水 尿液 粪便 infected rodent saliva, urine, and feces,
蒸发到空气里了 which become airborne particles...
不少执法人员对近期的这些 Several law enforcement personnel have expressed concern
杀手的可怕本性深感不安 about the gruesome nature of these latest murders,
特别是看到肢解和残忍仪式之后 including dismemberment and ritualistic savagely.
决不允许你单独前去 You are not doing this alone.
我是布莱森 This is Bryson.
你愿不愿意跟我去闲逛下 ? How would you like to join me for a little stroll?
这是个呼吸新鲜空气的好机会 It's a chance to grab some fresh air,
而且好处还远远不止 while there's still some left.
研究显示美国人需要多走走路 You know, studies show Americans need to walk more.
我们的先祖 去哪都用走的 Our forefathers, they walked everywhere.
能让你在接下来6个月都有事可做 It'll give you something to do for the next six months.
感兴趣的话就给我回电 Let me know if you're interested.
狂犬病 发狂的臭鼬 浣熊 和松鼠 Rabies, crazed skunks, raccoons, and squirrels,
无情的大蚂蚁 和乌黑的水牛蚋 merciless Ere ants, and ravening blackfly.
毒藤 毒漆树 毒橡树 Poison ivy poison sumac, poison oak,
毒蝾螈 甚至是麋鹿乱撞 poison salamanders, even a scattering of moose?
布莱森 就一句话 这辈子都不去 Not in this lifetime.
我真希望我能去 比尔 I wish I could, Bill,
可是现在连穿衣服 I barely have enough energy
就够我累的了 -to get dressed in the...
下次有真正有意思的再叫我 Next time, call me for something fun.
比如结肠镜检查什么的 -Like a colonoscopy.
比尔 我觉得你肯定被人盗用了身份 Bill, I think you've been the victim of identity theft.
我收到了段荒唐到家的留言 I got the most ridiculous message
他居然宣称... -from someone claiming...
比尔 你知不知道 Bill, you know you can see the
在网络上观看这段旅途连4分钟都用不了 ? whole trail online in less than four minutes?
知道么 你不该去找丹·巴基的 You know, you can't count Dan Budge.
死讯可跟拒绝不是一回事 Dying is not the same as saying no.
我们之前得到过消息么 ? 关于丹的死讯 ? Did we know about that? About Dan's death?
嗯 我记得珍妮丝在圣诞卡里提到过 Yeah, I think it was in Janice's Christmas card.
哦 怪不得接到我的邀请后她会那么愤怒 Well, that explains why she was so miffed about my invitation.
在茶几上 lfsintheH_
你好 ? Hello?
哪位 ? Hello?
嘿 是我 Hey it's me.
哪位 ? I'm sorry?
布莱森 是我卡兹 Bryson, it's Katz.
- 你是卡兹 ? - 嗯 -it's Katz? -Yeah.
- 斯蒂芬 ? - 对 -Stephen? -Yeah.
哇哦 --Whoa.
你在美国 ? You're in the States?
对 对 你在哪呢 ? Yeah, yeah. Where are you?
我在得梅因 还能在哪 ? I'm in Des Moines. Where the hell else would I be?
哦 真高兴能听到你的声音 Well, it's good to hear your voice.
嗯 嘿道格跟我说 Yeah. Hey Doug told me
你打算去阿帕拉契山径远足 about this Appalachian Trail deal of yours.
你真的要去 ? Are you serious about that?
对 我真要去 Yes, I'm very serious.
你看我跟你去怎么样 ? You think maybe I could come with you?
你要跟我去 ? You wanna come with me?
嗯 要是成问题 我也能理解 Yeah, if it's a problem, I understand.
- 不 不 不 不 - 你不想我一起的话我也理解 -No, no, no, no. -I mean, I understand if you don't want me.
没这事 我干嘛不想你一起 ? No, why... Why wouldn't I want you?
因为 你知道的 我在欧洲欠了你600块 Because, you know, I still owe you 600 bucks from Europe-
呃 那都是四十年前的事了 斯蒂芬 Well, that was forty years ago, Stephen.
嗯 不过我还是想还给你 Yeah, but I still intend to pay you.
嗯 我就知道你言而有信 Well, I know you're good for it.
啊 太好了 Ah, great, great.
那 你身体状况怎么样 ? So, what kind of shape you in?
呃 挺好 这些日子我去哪都是用走的 Well, I'm in good shape. I walk everywhere these days.
真的 ? Really?
嗯 自从那些王八蛋收了我的驾照之后 Yeah, since the bastards took away my license.
呃... Um...
那 你跟熊的关系怎么样 ? So, how are you with bears?
嗯 它们还没把我吃了 Well, they haven 't gotten me yet.
呃 你该知道第蒙河周围 Well, you know there can't be a black bear within
1500英里以内是没有黑熊的 卡兹 1,500 miles of Des IVloines, Katz.
我就是那个意思 老兄 那些混球知道保持距离 That's what I'm saying, man. Those fuckers keep their distance.
你绝对猜不到刚才谁给我来了电话 You'll never guess who just gave me a call.
不 不 不行 斯蒂芬·卡兹绝对不行 No, no, no. Not Stephen Katz.
不行 IVlmm-mmm.
你说过我不能独自去 You said I couldn't go alone.
可至少你得找个能靠谱的吧 Well, presuming you were going to get somebody responsible.
你甚至都不了解他 You don't even know him.
我听过那些故事 他不是酗酒问题吗 ? Well, I know the stories. Didn't he have a drinking problem?
我们都酗过酒 We all had drinking problems.
你俩在欧洲的时候不是以吵架结束的么 Well, you two ended up on each other's nerves in Europe.
不是 我们是以吵架开始 No, no, no, no. We started out on each other's nerves.
然后以互相鄙视收尾 We ended up despising each other.
你很清楚我不想这样 对吧 ? You know I hate this, right?
亲爱的 我真不觉得 Sweetheart, I really don't
你有什么可担心的 think you have anything to worry about.
那是 除了我丈夫神经错乱地跑进树林 No. Just my husband wandering off into the woods,
搞不好会残疾或被杀 surely to be maimed or killed
或者感染上某些可怕寄生疾病 or contract some ghastly parasitic disease which,
如果幸运的话 他还能坐在轮椅上度过余生 if lucky, will leave him propped up in a chair,
口水还一直流到衣服上 drooling into his own bib.
不过没啥可担心的 毕竟 But there's nothing to worry about, because of course
我才是那个 I'll be the one expected
需要站在你的身边喂你吃药的人 to stand by your side, feeding you ice chips
直到你因为这种无名疾病而终 然后呢 ? until you capitulate to this unnamed malady, and then what?
我还得站在教堂里发表讲话说 I get to stand in front of some gaudy church saying,
"他是个好丈夫和好父亲" "He was a loving husband and father,
"曾被认为是个聪明人" "Once considered to be a man of reasonable intelligence,
"结果后来的事实却证明他" "Since revealed to be nothing more
"不比疯子和蠢货好多少" "Than a daft and utter fool."
我听不到可真是遗憾 Well, it's a shame I won't be there to hear it.
听着 我理解你的担忧 Look, I know what this seems like, okay?
你真的有从头到尾好好思考过么 ? Have you actually thought this through at all?
当然没有 Of course not.
莱巴嫩机场欢迎海角航空公司飞机106号 Lebanon Airport welcomes Cape Air Flight 106.
从斯普林菲尔德来的旅客 Travelers arriving from Springfield
请到第四行李输送带认领自己的行李 can claim their baggage at Baggage Claim Carousel Four:
开玩笑吧 You are shitting me.
- 嘿 斯蒂芬 - 布莱森 -Hey, Stephen. -Bryson.
你好啊 ? How are you?
好啊 史蒂夫 Hello, Steve-o.
这位是我妻子 This is my wife.
原来你就是那位让我如雷贯耳的不列颠护士 You're the British nurse I've heard so much about.
- 但愿如此吧 -嗯 -I certainly hope so. -Yeah.
很高兴遇见你 Good to meet you.
有点像熊抱 That's a little bit like a bear hug.
你瘸了么 ? Are you limping?
哦 是钛金膝盖 Oh, that's a titanium knee,
就是某种假膝盖 and this one's a trick knee, you know.
- 哦 - 我看看 我得来点... - Oh. -Let me see, I've got to get...
我每个小时都得吃点东西 自打我得了 呃... I gotta eat every hour or so, otherwise I get these, uh...
- 怎么 发作了? - 没有 没有 就是 -What, episodes? -No, no, they're.__
- 中风 ? - 中风 就那个 - Seizures? -Seizures, that's right.
- 你得了中风 ? - 嗯嗯 -You get seizures? -IVlmm-hmm.
嗯 我在10年前 Yeah. You know, I ate some
吃了些受污染的苯乙胺 contaminated phenethylamines about 10 years ago,
完全搞坏了我的身体 and it totally jacked up my system, you Know.
- 你不是说自己身体状况很好么 ? - 是好啊 -I thought you said you were in shape? -I am.
于是她们两个就坐着摩托车跑了 So the two of them take off on a motorbike
而我们别无选择 只能 and we have no choice but
一路搭便车回到了圣塞巴斯坦 to hitchhike all the way back to San Sebastian.
结果我们刚走进第一家酒馆 崩 就看到了她们 We go into the first pub, and boom, there they are.
于是 六小时后我们跌跌拌拌地出了酒馆 去了海滩 So, six hours later we stumble out to the beach,
布莱森坚持要带那个漂亮小妞 and Bryson insists on having the pretty girl,
- 嗯 就是那个红头发的 - 哦 -of course, the redhead. -Ooh.
然后我就带上了那个马脸的金发女人 And I get the horse-faced blonde, you know.
嘿 布莱森 Uh, Bryson!
简直难以置信...来 坐下 I can't believe... Come on, sit.
我真没想到你从来没告诉凯茜关于西班牙的事 I can't believe you never told Cathy about Spain.
哦 肯定是我忽略了 Oh, it must have slipped my mind.
呣 我好想知道原因 Hmm, I wonder why?
反正 第二天我们就坐上了去马德里的火车 Anyway, the next day we're on a train to Madrid.
布莱森趁我没注意时就去了卫生间 Bryson goes to the head and I don't pay any attention to it,
然后在那里待了好长时间 and he's in there a long time.
最后 我不耐烦了 他才出来回到了座位上 Finally, I look up, and he's coming out toward the seat
然后就那么抓啊抓啊... and he's just scratching and scratching...
- 懂了 懂了 -Got it. Got it.
我问他 "嘿布莱森 你到底咋了 ?" I said to him, "Hey, Bryson, what's going on?"
然后他说 "下次让那红头发陪你好了" And he says, "Next time you can have the red-head."
- 里面有那红头发的照片吗 ? - 应该有吧 -Is there a picture of the red-head? - I think so.
我想看看那个红头发 我真想看看那个红头发 I'd like to see the redhead. I'd love to see the red-head.
- 真是个好棒的故事 - 她不在这里面 -That's a really great story. - She's not in here.
- 感谢你在我家人面前分享了它 - 她在哪 ? -Thank you for sharing that with my family. - Where is she?
那是 要讲的故事还多着呢 布莱森 Well, I have more of them, Bryson.
算了算了 那就够了 No, no, that's great.
- 别啊 我还想再多听点呢 - 好吧 -No, no, I think we should have a few more. -All right.
我们在尼斯时 布莱森经常去 We were in Nice, and Bryson goes to this
那里最著名的旅馆 叫"五月花"... very famous hotel there called The Mayflower...
呣 恰比斯的 Mmm, the Cubbies.
哦 腐烂尸体 Oh, decomposed.
哦 天啊 Oh, my God.
你现今还在吹 ? You still playing that thing?
嗯 吹的不算好 不过还在坚持 Oh, yeah. Not good, but I'm playing.
你呢 还在打鼓么 ? How about you, still playing the drums?
哦当然不了 我几年前就放弃了 Oh, God, no. I gave that up years ago.
哦 Oh.
那是你闺女 ? Is that your daughter?
- 嗯 - 像她妈妈 你真幸运 -Yeah. -Takes after her mother. Lucky break there.
你有几个外孙了 ? -How many grandchildren in all?
三个 第四个马上就要出生了 -Three, and another one on the way.
你可真是个人生赢家 布莱森 You really pulled it off, Bryson.
知道么 ? You know?
我真心的 真为你高兴 No, I mean that. I'm happy for you.
呃 你怎么样 史蒂芬 ? 你... 你过得还好吧 ? Well, how about you, Stephen? You... You been okay?
我 ? 哦 凑合 Me? Oh, hell, yeah.
我花了半辈子酗酒 泡妞 I spent half my life getting drunk, chasing pussy.
又荒废掉了另半辈子 The other half I wasted.
- 你看这些玩意了么 ? - 嗯 -Have you seen these things? -Yeah.
完蛋 Fucked.
嘿 知道么 Hey, you know,
大家都以为我们会跟大多数人一样 everyone thinks we're going to go onto that trail
在那里走上一个星期就会放弃 and quit after a week, like most people do.
我们可不是那大多数人 布莱森 We're not most people, Bryson.
没错 我们不是 No. No, we're not.
- 那么 晚安 - 晚安 -So, good night. -Good night.
那就这样啦 All right then.
- 谢了 布莱森夫人 再见 - 回头见 好运 -Thank you, Mrs. Bryson. Bye. -You're welcome. Good luck.
我在里面等你 I'll meet you inside. Right?
- 我会想念你的 - 希望如此 -I will miss you, you know. -I hope so.
我想最后再说一次 I just want to go on the record one last time
我很爱你的 and say, I do love you.
尽量别死了 好么 ? Try not to die, okay?
我会尽力的 I'll do my best.
去吧 滚蛋吧 Go on. Bugger off.
我还记得接到的那个小子 他是从小道上退下来的 I remember this one guy that I picked up. He came off the Trail.
不像你们俩这样 他年轻多了 He's not like you guys, a lot younger.
退出来之后他就开始哭 He got back there and just started crying.
真的 一直哭着回到亚特兰大 I'm serious. Cried all the way back to Atlanta.
就那么坐在后座上像个孩子似的掉眼泪 Sat back there whimpering like a child.
你每次卸客的时候 When you drop people off,
是不是都能感觉出他们是否会成功 ? can you tell whether they're going to make it or not?
哦 是的先生 每次都能 八九不离十 Oh. Yes, sir, yes, sir. Every time, pretty near.
那我们呢 ? How about us?
哦 我们到了 Oh, well, here we are.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 给你 - 好的 -Here you go. -Okay.
- 早餐七点开始 -七点 -Breakfast at seven. -Seven.
- 嗯 好 - 好 -Yeah. Okay. -Okay.
希望你不介意我这样说 I hope you don't mind my saying,
不过这算是我这辈子吃过的最香的烤薄饼了 but these are about the best damn pancakes I ever had.
是么 ? 我喜欢爱吃烤薄饼的男人 Is that right? Well, I like a man who appreciates his pancakes.
嗯 我爱死这个了 甜心 -Well, I sure do appreciate these, honey.
- 您想来点咖啡吗 ? - 嗯 -Would you like some coffee? -Yeah.
我马上把菜单给您 And I'll get you a menu.
不 不用了 我已经吃过了 谢谢 No, no, I've already eaten. Thanks.
长得不错对吧 ? Not bad looking, huh?
看跟谁比 That depends.
你知道这些天我找女人的标准是什么吗 ? You know what I look for in a female these days?
只要是活的且四肢健全的就行 A heartbeat and a full set of limbs.
大多数人都会因为年龄而降低他们的标准 Well, most people lower their standards as they age.
- 真的 ? - 而你却算是提高了 -Yeah? -You've actually raised yours.
布莱森 我刚刚还在想 You know, Bryson, I've been thinking.
我们再在这多待一个晚上吧 Let's stay here another night.
- 你开玩笑吧 ? - 没有 没有 外面太冷了 -You kidding? -No. No. It is cold outside.
里面很暖和 It's warm in here.
- 我要走了 - 等一会儿 -I am going. -Wait a minute.
我们就走 就走 We go. We go.
嘿 先等等 不介意的话我想先说几句 Hey, hang on. I'd like to say a few words if you don't mind.
行啊 Au right.
我不想用什么比喻 -I don't want to reach for metaphors,
- 不过... - 不 用吧 布莱森 用吧 but... -No, reach, Bryson, reach.
他们说阿帕拉契山径就像人生 Well, they say the Appalachian Trail is like life.
呃嗯 Uh-huh.
你不知道将面对什么 You don't know what's ahead,
也不知道会发什么什么事 you don't know what's going to happen next,
但你会尽最大的努力 but you give it your best shot.
最大的... Your best...
既然都说出来了... So, on that note...
出发 ? -We go?
好的 Au right.
跟得上么 ? You keeping up?
嗯 跟得上 Yeah. Keeping up.
我们这是远足还是散步啊 ? Are we hiking or strolling?
怎么 这是在比赛吗 ? What, is this a race?
我们要走11英里呢 We're trying to do 11 miles.
要稳扎稳打 老弟 想累断腿你自己去好了 Slow and steady, pal. You wanna burn out your legs, go ahead.
- 尽量在午夜之前赶到那就好 - 嗯 好的 -Just be nice to get there before midnight. -Yeah, well.
那样确实好 That would be nice.
你们先走吧 自便 Go ahead. Help yourselves.
哦 天啊 Oh, jeez
好的 接我这个句子 Okay, complete the following sentence.
什么东西有上坡就有 What goes up must come
下坡 down.
下坡到底死哪去了 ? What the hell happened to down?
总不会像缅因州的路那样一直是上坡吧 It can't be uphill all the way to Maine.
借过 Coming through.
哦天啊 好的 Oh, my God. All right.
- 怎么啦 ? - 没啥 -What's up? -Not much.
- 多好的天气啊 - 嗯 确实 -Beautiful day. -Yeah, it sure is.
- 借过 - 好 -Excuse me. -Okay.
一群小混蛋 Little fuckers.
这才只是个小山丘 伙计们 It's just over the hill, guys.
- 老天 - 你还好吧 ? - Boy. -You okay?
嗯 我差点摔下去了 Yeah. I almost fell off the log.
你估计我们已经走多远了 ? How far do you figure we've gone?
哦 差不多四分之一英里吧 Oh, about a quarter of a mile.
我操 motherfuck
这么快又出发 ? We're going already?
杀了我吧 Just kill me now.
我不在乎你用什么办法 拜托 现在就杀了我吧 I don't care how you do it, but please, just kill me now.
怎么 就这样 ? 不吃晚饭了 ? -What, that's it? No dinner?
好啊 Hiya.
- 你还记得兰道尔农场吗 ? - 当然 - You remember the Randall Farm? -Of course.
现在变成沃尔玛超市了 Super-Walmart now.
老天 Christ.
那间老汽车影院 ? The old drive-in theater?
别告诉我 - Don't tell me.
- 成了斯巴鲁车行了 - 不 - Subaru dealership now. -No.
嗯 我第一次享受口交就是在那 Yeah. I got my first blowjob there.
在斯巴鲁车行 ? - In the Subaru dealership?
你这老花开得太慢了吧 -Bit of a late bloomer, huh?
几周以前我碰到了吉米·邓肯 I bumped into Jimmy Duncan a few weeks back.
还记得他么 ? You remember him?
嗯 他妈妈是在图书馆工作来着 ? -Yeah. His mom worked at the library?
你当然会记得他的妈妈 'Course you remember his mom.
是啊 她很和善的 Yeah, she was nice.
而且还没有奶罩 And she didn't own a bra.
就算她有 也从没戴过 - Well, if she did, she never wore it.
天 我爱死那间图书馆了 Man, I loved that library.
- 嘿 布莱森 ? - 嗯 ? - Hey, Bryson? -Yeah?
这些年你一直都在 Have you really kept in
跟道格·格拉温斯基联系 ? touch with Doug Glawinski all these years?
没有 不常联系 怎么了 ? No, not at all. Why?
你邀了他 所以我只是有点好奇 You invited him, so I was just curious.
哦 好吧 我把能想到的人都邀了一遍 Well, yeah. I invited everyone I could think of.
哦 可不是所有人 No, not everyone.
我可是从道格那才听说的 I heard about it from Doug.
我不记得有你的电话 I don't think I had your number.
而你却有道格的的电话 ? You had Doug's number?
好吧 如果这样说能让你好受一点 我一点都不喜欢道格 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I really don't like Doug.
这可不怪你 Well, I don't blame you.
不过你这话也没让我好受点 I'm not sure how that's supposed to make me feel better, though.
好吧 Yeah.
我确实没三思就说出口了 I guess I really didn't think that through.
晚安 Good night.
你在埋自己的屎 ? You burying your shit?
是的 Yes.
- 在树林里 ? - 是啊 -In the woods? -Yeah.
哦 布莱森 我想死你了 Oh, Bryson, I've missed you.
谢谢 Thank you.
真等不及想在你书里读到这事了 Can't wait to read about this in the book.
我没打算写书 I'm not writing a book.
嗨 Hi.
你们是在这野营的 ? You guys camping here?
不 我们住这 No, we live here.
你们在吃啥 ? What are you guys eating?
面条 ? 噢 大错特错 Noodles? Ugh, big mistake.
面条根本不含营养 完全不含 Noodles have got, like, no energy in them. I mean, like, zero.
我是玛丽·艾伦 那是你的帐篷么 ? I'm Mary Ellen. Is that your tent?
嗯 Yeah.
噢 大错特错 Oh, big mistake.
他们肯定在野营店里把你狠宰了一通 They must have seen you coming at the camping store.
- 这玩意你花了多少钱 ? - 我不记得了 -How much did you pay for it? -I don't remember.
太多了 那就是价格 Too much. That's how much.
你该买个三季帐篷的 朋友 Shoulda got a three-season tent, my friend.
这就是三季帐篷 It is a three-season tent.
请原谅我这么说 不过这简直太傻了 Pardon me for saying so, but it is, like, seriously dumb
连个三季帐篷都没有 就在三月份跑到这来 to come out here in March without a three-season tent.
现在是四月 而且那确实是三季帐篷 It's April. And it is a three-season tent.
这顶才叫三季帐篷 That's a three-season tent.
不 不 这俩都是三季帐篷 No, no. Those are both three-season tents.
不 我可不觉得 No. I don't think so.
你们今天走了多少英里啊 ? How many miles did you guys do today?
差不多10英里 Around 10.
10英里 哦 你们肯定身体特别不在状态 Ten? Oh, you must be really out of shape.
我都走了14.2英里了 从古奇山口开始走的 I did fourteen-two. Started at Gooch Gap.
呃 我们也是 从那到这是8.4英里 Well, so did we. And it's eight point four.
- 不可能 - 真的 就是8.4英里 -No. -It is. It's eight point four.
抱歉 但我很清楚自己究竟走了多少英里 Excuse me. But I think I ought to Know. I just walked it.
我们也是 就是8.4英里 So did we. And it's eight point four.
那就各执己见吧 Tomato, tomahto
知道你们的问题在哪嘛 ? You know what your problem is?
你太胖了 You're too fat.
你说啥 ? Excuse me?
你本该在进入山道前 You should have dropped some
好好减减吨位的 of that tonnage before you hit the trailhead.
你这种体型 I mean, you're liable to
在这种地方很容易犯心脏病的 have some sort of serious heart thing out here.
所以我只能自己走 因为我认识的每个人都很无聊 And so I just walk alone, because everybody I know is boring.
这么多人中 只有我自己不会把我无聊致死 I'm the only person I know who doesn't bore myself to death.
何况 只要我跟别人一起走 Also, if I walked with someone else,
就只能看着他们不断的 I'd have to watch them make,
一次又一次的犯错 you know, mistake after mistake after mistake,
然后我就开始发疯 and I'd go crazy, and
然后我就没法在小路上保持清醒了 then I'd not be sane on the trail, you know?
就像 "玛丽·艾伦 你认识的人里谁才是" I was like, "Mary Ellen, wno's the only person you know
"唯一不会出岔的人 ?" 答案就是 我 "Who doesn't mess up?" And it's like, me.
还有和我一起的这人 傻的不行 I went through this person, it was, like, dumb.
还有另一个 超级无聊 这个人 That person, boring. This person,
好傻 好傻 好傻 无聊 无聊 dumb. Dumb, dumb. Boring, boring.
我知道你在想啥 我没结婚 I know what you're thinking. I'm not married.
我想知道为啥呢 ? I wonder why?
我是有个男友 Well, I do have a boyfriend,
可是他在正在弗罗里达服刑 but he's in Florida and he's in prison.
即使他没在里边我也没法跟他一起远足 I wouldn't hike with him even if he wasn't
因为你没法信任一个罪犯 并且他蠢透了 because you can't trust a convict, and he's dumb.
而且也很无聊 And boring, actually.
你的星座是啥 ? 我敢打赌你是双子座的 对不 ? What's your star sign? I bet you're a Gemini, aren't you?
啊 我最会猜了 我有天赋 Ah, I'm really good at this. I have a gift.
- 不 我不是双子座的 - 我觉得你是 -No, I'm not a Gemini. -I think you are.
实际上 我是狮子座的 Actually, I'm a Leo.
我不认为 我最会猜了 I don't think so. I'm really good at this.
我出生在八月 I was born in August.
呣 该好好查查你的出生证明 Mmm, check your birth certificate.
而你呢 ? 你是天枰座的 -And you? You're a Libra.
绝对是天枰座 我都能靠这个赚钱了 Definitely a Libra. I could make a living doing this.
你两个都猜错了 亲爱的 都猜错了 You're zero for two, honey. Zero for two.
你们知道我是哪个座的嘛 ? Can you guys guess what I am?
- 我心里有几个想法 - 是么 ? -Couple of thoughts come to mind. -Yeah?
她整夜不睡 She's up all night to the sun
我也整夜不眠 I'm up all night to get some
她为了找乐折腾了一宿 She's up all night for good fun
我们也交了一宿好运 We 're up all night to get lucky
操 Fuck.
该死 该死 ! God damn it. Damn it!
我特么真想撕开她的喉咙 I swear to God I'm gonna rip her larynx out.
这样可达不到目标 我有更好的主意 I'm not sure that's going to do it. I got a better plan.
好吧 跟我说说 Go on, lay it on me.
好的 根据地图 我们明天会到达海华希 Okay, according to the map, we get to Hiawassee tomorrow.
我们可以早点出发 拚命赶路 We get an early start and we hike hard,
可以和她拉开些距离 we can put some distance between us.
嗯 也许确实比我的计划更好 Yeah, that's probably better than my plan.
你的计划是啥 ? What's your plan?
宰了她 抢了她的食物 Kill her. Take her Pop-tarts.
- 嘿 早安 -早安 -Hey, good morning. - Good morning.
你们要走啦 ? You guys heading out?
嗯 你想让我们等你下 ? Yeah. You want us to wait for you?
嗯 我们可以等 Yeah, we'll wait.
不用啦 我会赶上的 我有例行公事要办 Nah, I'll catch up. I'm pretty regular.
我们走 We go.
我能还有几公里要赶 We've still got a couple more miles.
她离我们还有多远 ? How far back is she?
要赶上来了 She's gaining.
- 我不觉得... - 我不... -I don't think... -I don't...
我们得另想办法 We need a new plan.
- 嗯 确实 我们得另想办法 -嗯 -Yeah, we do. We need a new plan. -Yeah.
嘘 Shh.
我啥都没说 I didn't say anything.
- 你喘得像个喷射机一样 小点声 - 噢 -Well, you sound like a DC-10. Keep it down. -Oh.
她来了 Here she comes.
憋住气 Hold your breath.
憋住 憋住 Hold it, hold it.
我们走了好远啦 都忘了自己是谁啦 We've come too far to give up who we are
快走 快走 We go, we go!
- 嘿 嘿 嘿 - 嘿 ! -Hey, hey, hey! Hey! -Hey!
等等 停车 Wait, stop!
谁会为咱们停车呢 ? 咱们看起来糟透了 Who the hell's gonna stop for us? We look like shit.
嘿 停车 ! Hey, stop!
他们停车了 ! They stopped!
嘿 你们想搭车么 ? Hey, you boys want a ride?
当然了 Sure do!
实在是不好意思 我们在庆祝呢 Y'all have to excuse us. We are celebrating.
哦 庆祝什么 ? Yeah? What are you celebrating?
我们明天就要结婚啦 We are getting married tomorrow.
- 真棒 真棒 - 恭喜你们 -Great, great. -Congratulations, you guys.
嗯 达伦再也找不出比我更好的女人了 Yeah, Darren is making an honest woman out of me.
- 对不对 宝贝 ? - 太对了 -Ain't that right, baby? -Yes, I am.
额 你们最好看路... -Uh, you wanna watch the...
耶 Yeah.
卧槽 真希望我能只有20岁 Holy shit. I wish I was still 20.
我倒是宁愿自己还处于50岁 I wish I was Still 50.
- 回见 - 回见 - See y'all later. - Bye, y'all.
你们两位想喝什么 ? What can I get you boys to drink?
来杯你们这最大杯最冰凉的啤酒 The tallest and the coldest beer you can offer.
可乐 Coke.
- 只要可乐 里面啥都不加 ? -就要可乐 我戒了 -Just Coke, nothing in it? -Just Coke. I'm reformed.
- 好吧 - 哦 先等一下 -Okay. -Uh, you know what?
也给我只来可乐好了 Make mine a Coke also.
好的 一会儿就到 All right. Just a second.
哦 哇哦 真...真让我惊讶 Oh, wow. L'm....I'm impressed.
嗯 自从上次在6号公路上翻车之后 Well, you know, ever since I rolled my car on route six,
- 我就得重新思考下人生 - 嗯 这动力确实够 -I had to rethink some things. -Yeah, that'll do it.
一个女警来到窗前并敲了窗户 A lady cop came up to the window and she knocked.
我被安全带倒挂着 I was hanging upside down by the
然后我说 "怎么了 警官?" seatbelt and I said, "What's the problem, officer?"
她看了我一眼 然后就走了 She just stared at me and walked away.
从那以后我就没喝过酒了 So I haven't had a drink since.
- 真的? - 真的 -Really? -Yeah.
很好啊 Well, that's good.
- 戒了有好处 - 对我有好处 -Good for you. -Yeah. Good for me.
真心的 Really.
啊 Ah.
布莱森 You know, Bryson,
我一直在看着门口 I keep looking at the door over
想看看玛丽·艾伦会不会经过 there and I keep seeing Mary Ellen coming through.
你不会想说你想她了吧? I hope you're not going to tell me you miss her?
哦 不 不 怎么可能 我才不会呢 Oh, no, no. Hell no, I'm not going to tell you that.
我们好像已经把她甩掉了 对吧 ? I mean, we did Kind of ditch her though, didn't we?
我们不是好像把她甩掉了 我们就是把她甩掉了 No, we didn't just kind of ditch her, Stephen. We ditched her.
是啊 我们把她独自留在了树林里 Yeah. We left her all alone in the woods by herself.
她一开始就是一个人 She came into the woods by herself.
我们又没有义务要照顾她 It's not like we signed a contract to look after her.
确实 但她可能会被吓得魂不附体 No, but she's probably scared out of her wits.
你为什么对她这么感兴趣? What are you so interested in her for?
我对她一点都不感兴趣 I'm not interested in her at all.
还真被她说准了 布莱森 我就是天秤座的 The damndest thing, Bryson, is I am a Libra.
她说对了 She got it right.
可能她确实有天赋 Maybe she has a gift.
有多大概率啊 ? What are the chances?
实际上就是1/12 One in 12, actually.
1/12 那已经很了不起了 One in 12. That's pretty damn good.
哦 往南走的 有人来了 Oh. Southbound, coming through.
- 玛丽·艾伦? - 是啊 她跟我说了你们的事 Mary Ellen? Oh, yeah, she talked about you guys.
是吗?她怎么说的? Yeah? What did she say?
- 她的原话 ? - 对 -Well, her words, right? - Right.
她说你俩是一对超重的胖子 She said you guys were a couple of overweight wimps
对远足一窍不通 who didn't know the first thing about hiking.
她已经带不动你们了 And she was tired of carrying you.
噢 我的老天 Oh, Holy Christ Almighty.
其实 她说你们就是两个娘炮 Actually, I think she called you a couple of pussies.
- 娘炮? - 娘炮? -Pussies? -Pussies?
在我们为她付出这么多后 ? After all we did for her?
你们知道今晚会下雪吧 ? You guys know it's supposed to snow tonight,
大概会有6-8寸厚 right?Six to eight inches.
- 真的吗? - 在海拔更高的地方 -Really? - More higher up.
他们都这么说 That's what they're saying.
你们会直接登进那区域 You're going to be climbing right into it.
- 是吗 哦 - 是的 -Yeah? Oh. -Yeah.
- 好了 我得走了 伙计们 注意安全 - 谢了 -Well, I gotta keep moving, guys. Be safe. - Thanks.
下雪 ? 那家伙疯了 Snow? That guy's out of his fucking mind.
你还好吗? You okay?
再好不过了 Never better.
这玩意根本没用 Goddamn things are useless.
我想我们可以沿着这条伐木小路 What I'm thinking we could do is follow this logging road,
到山脊的另一边去避避风头 get to the other side of this ridge, and get out of the wind
在那边搭个帐篷 你觉得呢? where we can set up our camp. What do you think?
我 ? 我更想在按摩浴缸里泡个热水澡 Me? I think I'd rather have a nice hot soak in a Jacuzzi.
但如果你下定决心 But if you're dead-set on
要走那条小路 那也可以 following that logging road, we can do that, too.
等情况再糟糕点 We can save the Jacuzzi for
再回去泡你那浴缸吧 another time when things aren't going so well.
嗯 Yeah.
- 我跟你后面 - 好的 -I'll follow you. -Okay.
卡兹 你还在吗? Katz, you still there?
很不幸我还在 - Unfortunately.
如你所说 布莱森 Just like you said, Bryson.
在阿帕拉契山径 你永远不知道将面对什么 The AT. You never know what lies ahead.
看起来确实如此 So it appears.
我向你保证 如果有暖气的话 I promise you, if there was heat,
肯定是会开的 好吗? it would be on, honey, all right?
用爽身粉吧 能保暖 Use the talcum powder, that helps.
嗨 我们想要间屋子 最好带独立浴室的 Hi. We'd like a cabin. Preferably with a private bath.
小屋两天前就租完了 The cabins went two days ago.
但公共房里还有两个位置 But I do have two spaces in the bunkhouse.
我不知道你有没有意识到 布莱森 I don't know if you're aware of this, Bryson,
但每次我一听到"公共房"这个词 but every time I hear the word "Bunkhouse"
我的蛋蛋就会一紧 my testicles shrink up inside my body.
欢迎来到战俘营 Welcome to the Stalag
晚上7点有一场逃脱会议 There's a meeting of the Escape Committee at 1900 hours.
哦 好的 Oh, okay.
嘿 你喜欢那个XT-85包吗 ? Hey, are you liking that XT-85?
你的背包 Your pack.
哦 Oh.
- 我有一个Gregory包 - 哦 是吗? -I got a Gregory. -Oh, yeah?
是啊 我看到你背的是XT-85 很耐用的背包 Yeah. I looked at the XT-85, solid pack.
但Gregory分4层 But the quad access points,
两个水壶套 他们卖给我的 dual hydration ports in the Gregory, they sold me.
你为什么买XT-85 ? What made you buy an XT-85?
我觉得至少比啥东西都用手提好 I thought it was easier than carrying everything in my arms.
- 为啥你就能睡上铺 ? - 因为热量是往上走的 伙计 -How come you're up top? -Well, heat rises, pal.
噢耶 Oh, yeah.
嘿 那啥... Hey, you know...
嘿 布莱森 你还好吗? Hey, Bryson, are you all right?
再好不过了 Oh, never better.
我们可以从那里开始走... We can start, maybe, right there and...
你们好啊 Hello, there.
你们 呃 还好吧? You guys, uh, doing all right?
嗯 我们没事 Yeah, we're fine.
因为 我们可以在到了那边后 Because, look, when we get over to the other side,
再回来帮你们把背包运过去 需要帮忙吗? we can just come back and grab your packs if you want?
这对我们来说很容易 You know, it's easy for us.
- 不是问题 - 很乐意帮忙 -Not a problem. -Happy to help.
我们喜欢挑战 不喜欢简单 但还是很感谢你们 We like hard, we don't like easy. But thanks a lot, you know.
- 好吧 - 好的 -All right, then. -Okay.
- 借过一下 - 好的 -Excuse us. All right. -Yep.
- 人挺不错的 - 嗯 -Nice guys. -Yep.
- 我讨厌他们 - 我也是 -I hate 'em_ -Me, too.
好吧.. Well...
- 这下好了 - 神清气爽啊 -That went well. -It was refreshing.
布莱森 你的生活成功无虑 Bryson, you've got everything a man could want.
但你却跑来这里 和我在森林中漫游 And here you are, tramping around in the woods with me.
说真的 为什么呢? Seriously, what gives?
我不知道 I don't know.
就像约翰·缪尔说的 "有时候男人就得" As John Muir once said, "Sometimes a man just has to
"背起行囊 带好干粮" "Get a loaf of bread and throw it into a sack,
"跳出围栏" and jump over the back fence."
噢 我懂 Oh, I got you.
围栏内的生活有点太完美了 哈? Life's a little too perfect inside that fence, huh?
- 不 不 不... - 哦 你说的有道理 布莱森 -No, no, no... -Oh, you made sense, Bryson.
你是一头困兽 You're a caged animal.
你想回到森林 追求刺激 You wanna get back into that forest. Live a little.
- 不是这样 - 不 肯定就是这样 -That's not it. -No, that's got to be it.
那你为什么要来呢? So why'd you come?
我只是不想再监狱里度过我的余生 I guess I didn't want to spend the rest of my life in jail.
- 什么? - 没什么 真的 - What? -it's nothing, really.
只是有几张针对我的 Just a couple of outstanding
逮捕传令而已 然后我没去 warrants I didn't show up for and stuff like that.
老天 斯蒂芬 这可不是能逃跑的 Jesus, Stephen, that's really not something you can run from.
其实 你可以逃 Actually, you kind of can.
还是一样的斯蒂芬 总是在逃避某些东西 Same old Stephen. Always running from something.
哦 是吗? 你还好意思说我 Oh, really? You're one to talk.
你可不行 Not you.
再说说我们到底是来干嘛的 ? Remind me again why we're out here?
又不像是你有更好的事要做 It's was not like you had something better to do.
就我所知 事实上 是你求我来的 As I recall, in fact, you begged me to come.
我求你?我求你来的?我邀请你来的 I begged? I begged to come? I asked.
你知道什么最逗我发笑吗 布莱森? You know what cracks me up, Bryson?
我完全可以预料到 Is how predictable your
你的整个人生都下降到这种安逸生活了 whole life has become, right down to the Volvo.
上帝比起直接带走一个人 God forbid somebody should evolve
更愿意让他的生活倒退 rather than squandering away their existence.
看看你自己 I mean, look at you. All these
这么多年来你依然在原地踏步 years and you're still stuck at square one.
嘿 布莱森 你幸福吗? Hey, Bryson. Are you happy?
这算什么鬼问题 ? What the hell kind of a question is that?
要我说 这问题很重要 Pretty important question, I'd say.
怎么 你觉得你就幸福吗? What, do you think you're happy?
我觉得... I think...
喔哦 Wow.
斯莫克山脉 The Smokies
接下来可有趣了 Now this is interesting.
哦 天哪 太奇妙了 Oh, God, this is amazing.
从这里你可以看到全部三种岩石 From here you can see all three kinds of rock.
那边 你看到那几块歪石头的纹理了吗? There, you see that layered section across that slant?
- 看到了 - 那是沉积岩 - Yeah. -That's sedimentary.
这些颜色暗点的 And the dark stuff here,
从下面往上延伸的 那是火成岩 pushing up from underneath, that's igneous.
想想火山岩 Think volcanic.
你怎么知道这些东西的? How do you know all this stuff?
好吧 有一种东西叫做书 Well, there are these things called books.
哦 别开玩笑了 它们叫做书? -Oh. No kidding, they're called books?
没错 就像是聪明人的电视机 -Yeah, they're like TV for smart people.
明白吗 我们聊的这些 卡兹 都是时间啊 See, what we're talking about here, Katz, is time.
地质时期 Geologic time.
几千万年来 巨型的 Hundreds of thousands of years of enormous,
地壳板块运动 shifting tectonic plates.
当地面上正在被侵蚀的时候 It's like the world being reborn
世界已经在地面下开始了重生 from below while it's being eroded from above.
嗯 好吧 Yeah. Well,
等回去了我要给你买台电视 when we get back I'm gonna buy you a TV.
因为没人会关心板块移动 Because nobody gives a fuck about shifting tectonic plates.
我就会 Well, I do.
你知道为什么吗? You know why?
因为我很好奇 我也喜欢好奇 Because I'm curious, and I love being curious.
我想要了解我们所生活的世界 I like knowing things about the world that we're living in.
好吧 我只知道它们都他妈是岩石 Well, I think it's all fucking rock.
哦 是吗? Oh, yeah?
我不会拘泥于这些细节 I don't get bogged down in the minutiae.
- 我只看大局 - 是吗? -I'm above the details. -You are?
我是干大事的 布莱森 I'm big picture, Bryson.
那你现在又是什么境地 ? Oh. How's that working out for you?
呃 非常非常好 Ah, pretty, uh, fucking good.
你好 Hello.
我们要一个房间 谢谢 We'd like a room, please.
两个房间 Two rooms.
哦 小熊队连输了两场 只剩11场比赛就要回家了 Oh, the Cubbies lost a double header, and they're 11 games back.
别表现得这么惊讶 Don't act surprised.
今晚的就行 Tonight would be preferable.
你好? Hello there?
红袜队怎么样了? Where are the Red Sox?
红袜队?你在开玩笑吗?喔啊 Red Sox? Are you fucking kidding me? Whoa.
抱歉 夫人 Excuse me, ma'am_
- 红袜队? - 我可是住在新英格兰 -Red Sox? -I live in New England.
没错 但布莱森 Yeah, but Bryson, it's not
这和你住在哪无关 而是关于你是谁 about where you live, it's about who you are.
是吗 ? 好吧 我就是那种 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm the kind of
喜欢自己支持的球队赢球的人 guy that likes it when a team wins now and then.
好吧 你不能 Well, you don't.
你不能放弃支持一个队伍 You don't give up on a
就因为他们有几年打的不好 team just because they've had a few bad years.
几年打的不好 ? 老天 A few bad years? Jesus.
棒球讲的就是忠诚 Baseball is about loyalty.
她懂我的意思 对吧 ? Like, she knows what I'm talking about. Don't you?
要给你俩点单独时间吗 ? Would you two like a minute?
嗨 我是珍妮 能帮你们什么忙吗 ? Hi, I'm Jeannie. How can I help y'all?
母亲 放开那个人的手 Mother, let go of the man's hand.
- 嗨 - 嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
我们想要两间房 麻烦了 Um, we'd like a couple of rooms. Please.
哦 没问题 你们是从哪儿来的? Oh, sure. Where are you all from?
呃 我住在新汉普郡 Uh, I live in New Hampshire,
但我在英格兰呆过10年 but I spent over 10 years in England.
- 大部分时间在北部乡村... - 他来自爱荷华州 -Mostly in the north countryside... -He's from Iowa.
好吧 房间是40元一晚 你们可以走的时候付款 Well, the rooms are 40 a night and you can pay when you leave.
母亲 我说 "放开那个人的手" Mother, I said, "Let go of the man's hand."
谢谢 Thank you.
抓得真紧 Helluva grip.
小熊队应该签下她 她可算他们最年轻的球员了 The Cubs should sign her. She'd be the youngest in their bullpen.
- 这间是我的 - 好吧 那我就这间 - I guess this is me. -Yeah, okay. I'm right here.
- 好吧 - 好吧 待会儿见 - Yeah. -Yeah. All right. I'll see you.
好的 Yeah.
啊! Ah!
- 嗨 - 你好啊 -Hi. -Hello, again.
- 有什么需要吗? - 我需要几条毛巾 -How can I help you? -I just need some towels.
- 哦 抱歉 - 没事 -Oh. I'm sorry about that. -That's fine.
- 走吧 跟我来 - 好的 -Here, come with me. -Okay.
这家旅店是家族产业 Yeah, it's family owned and operated.
你信不信 已经历经三代了 For three generations, if you can believe it.
哦 难以置信 Oh, I can't.
这旅馆很温馨 这年头很少见了 It has a personal feel to it. That's pretty rare these days.
83年了 Eighty-three years.
喔哦 Wow.
我们...10年前才修好的餐厅 We, um... We added the restaurant 10 years ago.
- 也是你搞定的吗 ? - 是的 -So you manage that, too? -Yeah.
总得有人做啊 Somebody's gotta do it.
其实也还不错 我可以遇到很多有趣的人 It's not so bad. I get to meet interesting people.
我不知道自己配不配得上有趣这个词 I'm not sure I qualify as interesting.
哦 我不是在说你 Oh, I wasn't talking about you.
抱歉 情不自禁 Sorry. Could not resist.
- 我很高兴能逗你一笑 - 是啊 是啊 我也是 -I'm glad I'm here to amuse you. -Yeah, yeah. Me, too.
到了 This is you.
你肯定累坏了 You must be exhausted.
我去 Holy Shit.
我...我多给了你几条备用 I... I gave you a couple extras.
洗个好澡 Enjoy your shower.
我会的 谢谢 I will, thanks.
还需要什么吗 ? Do you need anything else?
目前没有了 No. Not at the moment.
好吧 Okay.
你知道上哪找我 Well, you know where I am. All right.
我们目前不在 We're not here right now,
但欢迎留言 感谢您的来电 拜 but please leave a message and thank you for calling. Bye.
嗨 亲爱的 是我 只是想打电话说一句 我爱你 Hi, sweetie. It's me. Uh, just calling to say I love you.
你家里一切还好吧? Everything good on the home front?
她很惊讶我们还活着 She's impressed we haven't killed ourselves yet.
不只有她这么觉得 She's not the only one.
你告诉她昨晚的事了吗? Did you tell her about last night?
什么? What?
你穿着浴袍? You in a robe?
老板娘 我确信 她不仅仅是 The proprietress, I'm sure, was looking to hand over
给你送毛巾而已 more than just towels.
你疯了 You're out of your mind.
是吗 ? Am I?
这足够你在书里写上精彩的一章了 Sure will make a steamy chapter in the book.
卡兹 我说了我没在写书 Katz, I told you I'm not writing a book.
听好 我等会儿要去K市场(美国超市) Listen, I'm going to go over to, uh, K-Mart.
买一些东西 你在这儿没问题吧? Get a couple of things. You okay?
哦 我在这儿呆着可舒服了 Oh, I'm in my happy place.
很好 Good.
白痴! Idiot!
哦 等等 等等 Oh, wait, wait.
我来 我来 Here, here.
- 可以了 夫人 这样就行 - 哦 谢谢 -Here you are, ma'am_ Here you go. -Oh, thank you.
- 打扰一下 - 嗯 ? -Pardon me. -Hmm?
非常抱歉 能不能帮我搭个手 ? I'm so sorry. Do you think you could give me a hand here?
没问题 我很乐意帮忙 Well, certainly. I'd be happy to.
有什么问题了 ? What seems to be the problem?
我拿不出我的内裤了 I'm having a difficult time removing my panties.
好吧 很幸运 Well, luckily you're
- 你碰上专家了 - 哦 -in the presence of an expert. -Oh.
可以让我来吗 May l
- 哦 是丝质的 是吗? - 嗯哼 -Oh, they're silk, aren't they? -IVlmm-hmm.
我是个内裤专家 --I'm a pantyologist
真的吗 ? 我还不知道有这种说法 Really? I've never heard of that.
- 噢 - 噢 -Oh. -Oh.
好吧 Well,
这东西对你没用处了 these aren't gonna do you much good.
但是对我也没坏处 Well, they might not do me much bad, either.
当然没有 No.
- 老天 布莱森 - 什么也别问 -Jesus, Bryson. -Don't ask.
你又逛猪圈了? You been screwing hogs again?
你就是嫉妒了 You're just jealous.
其实我没有 Actually, I'm not.
你不在的时候 In your absence, my
我的桃花运突然变好了 romantic life has taken a turn for the better.
还记得洗衣店吗? Remember the laundromat?
她叫比乌拉 Her name is Beulah.
说真的? Seriously?
是啊 真的 而且她身体可漂亮了 Yeah, seriously. And she's got a beautiful body.
隐藏在她那200磅的肥肉之下 Buried under two hundred pounds of fat.
但是 我就是喜欢那种有肉的 But then, you know I kinda like a little meat on the bone.
当然 只要你不需要 Sure, as long as you don't
把墙拆了才能让她出门就行 have to remove a wall to get her out of the house.
到底怎么回事 ? How did this happen?
她问我是否能帮她看看她的内裤 She asked me if I would come take a look at her panties.
- 什么? - 它们卡在滚筒里了 -What? -They were caught in the agitator.
而且被绞坏了 And they were shredded.
所以我今天下午 So I'm gonna meet her
要在消防站门口和她见面 this afternoon in front of the fire station.
她藏了备用内衣在那 ? Is that where she keeps her spare underwear?
我给你说 老兄 我感觉到了久违的小帐篷 I'm telling you, man, I felt a stiffening of the old resolve.
- 是吗? - 我给她买了这个 -Oh, yeah? -I got her these.
哦 她个头很大 Oh, she's a big woman.
你在哪儿买的? Where'd you get these?
额 我想在吃晚餐的时候给她 Um, I thought I'd give 'em to her at dinner.
作为暖场礼物 As an ice-breaker.
你要在餐馆里给她这个 ? You're gonna give those to her in a restaurant?
是啊 Yeah.
除非你觉得这个主意很糟 Unless you think it's a bad idea.
不 我觉得这个主意好极了 No. I think that's a great idea.
很好 Good.
嘿 Hey.
- 你点了火鸡 对吧? - 是的 -You had the turkey, right? - Yes.
- 请享用 - 好的 -Enjoy. - All right.
我么走 我们走 We go. We go.
- 你在说什么? - 有个家伙在找我 -What are you talking about? -There's some guy looking for me!
什么家伙? Some guy?
比乌拉的丈夫 Beulah's husband.
- 比乌拉有丈夫? - 是的 -Beulah's got a husband? -Yeah.
整个地球上只有两个人 I mean, there's only two guys
会和她上床 on the planet that would go to bed with ner,
而我俩就在这同一个镇上! and here we are in the same damned town!
所以发生什么事了? So what happened?
我按计划去了消防站前面 I'm standing in front of the fire station like we planned.
是的 Yeah.
然后从角落里 And then around the corner
冲出了一辆红色皮卡 然后一个急停 comes this red pickup and it screeches to a halt.
然后出来了一个 怒气冲冲的大家伙 And this big guy, he's angry, he gets out,
他朝我走来 然后像这样 and he's walking up towards me, and he's going like this.
"我想和你聊聊" "L want to talk to you."
- 那你怎么做的 ? - 我跑了 -So what did you do? -I ran.
你跑了? You ran?
嗯 如果有必要的话我速度还是很快的 Yeah. I can move like ajack-rabbit if I have to.
- 他没抓到你 ? - 没有 他可得有600磅 -So he didn't catch you? -No, no. He's 600 pounds.
他可不算什么运动健将 He's not exactly a track star.
他现在正开着他的红色皮卡四处找我呢 He's cruising around now in his red pickup truck looking for me.
我跑过了后院 I been running through back yards,
晾衣绳 穿过各种东西 clothes lines, all sorts of shit.
- 好吧 你现在安全了 - 这个家伙... -Well, you're safe now. -This guy is...
红色皮卡! Red pickup!
不是那一辆! And there's another one!
拜托 布莱森 我们需要一个计划! Come on, Bryson, we need a plan!
你为什么不出去和那个家伙谈谈 Why don't you go out and talk to the guy,
他肯定讲道理的 huh? I'm sure he's reasonable.
这就是你的计划? That's your plan?
我不需要计划 我又没有被追着跑 I don't need a plan. I'm not being chased.
快 拜托 布莱森 我们得赶紧走了 Now, come on, Bryson, we gotta get outta here.
- 是啊 - 拜托 别跟我胡闹 -Yeah. -Come on, don't mess around with me.
求你了? Please?
- 快点! - 好 好 -Come on! -Yeah, yeah.
嘿 伙计 你在里面吗 ? Hey buddy, you in there?
我是布巴·T·褔鲁巴 你在里面吗? It's Bubba T. Flubbal Are you in there,
伙计 ? 出来 你个懦夫 ! boy? Come out, you chicken shit!
拜托!别跟我胡闹! Come on! Don't mess around!
开门! Open up!
我知道你在里面 你个狗娘养的! I know you're in there, you son of a bitch!
我操 Holy shit.
他来了! He's here!
我不管你在哪里 I don't care where the hell you are,
我会把这里的每一扇门都撞开! I'll knock every one of these damned doors down!
快出来 我知道你就在这附近 你个狗娘养的！ Come on, I know you're in here somewhere, you son of a bitch!
不管你在哪里 我都会找到你的! I don't care where you are, I'm gonna find you!
我倒要看看是谁在和我的比乌拉乱搞! I want to know who's been messing with my Beulah!
- 赶紧给我出来! - 拜托 布莱森! -Bring your ass out here! -Come on, Bryson!
拉我一把!他就在门口了! Pull me through! He's at the door!
快他妈开门! Open the goddamned door!
快点 快走!快走! Come on, move it! Move it!
还记得巴塞尔吗?当我们偷了船之后? But what about Basel? When we stole the boat?
我们没有偷船 我们只是借用一下 We didn't steal the boat, we borrowed the boat.
是啊 但她那个拿着猎枪的叔叔 Yes, well, the girl's uncle
可不这么认为 with the shotgun, he saw it differently.
他当然不这么认为 He sure did.
你知道吗 你错过了希腊 You know, you missed out in Greece.
那时候我感觉已经看够了 rd kind of had my fill by that point.
当你说你要去英格兰的时候 我以为你最多 When you said you were gonna go to England, I thought you'd last,
只会呆一星期 one week. Tops.
- 好吧 我遇见了盖尔 - 是啊 -Well, I meta gal. -Yeah.
就是这么回事 And that was that.
好吧...谢谢 Well... Yeah, thank you.
凯茜确实是个好姑娘 但很显然你肯定还有过其他女人 Cathy seems great. But obviously you've been with other women.
从没有过? Never?
在过去的40年里 ? In the last 40 years?
没有 Nope.
扯淡 你个混蛋 Bullshit, you son of a bitch.
我看见你在星期天就和老板娘勾搭了6次 I saw you undress that proprietress six ways to Sunday.
- 你别告诉我你没有 - 好吧... -You can't tell me you didn't. -Well...
这些年就这么一个女人? One woman all these years?
是的 Yep.
这对你来说可不好 That can't be good for you.
你上一次...是什么时候 I mean, when was the last time that you even got a, uh...
好吧 无所谓了 我知道结了婚的女人是什么样子 Well, never mind. I know how married women are.
真的 ? 是么 ? Really? Is that so?
是啊 相信我 我相处过的 Yeah. Trust me. I've been
已婚妇女可比你多得多 with way more married women than you have.
嘿 卡兹 你醒着吗 ? Hey, Katz, you awake?
没有 -katzz no.
什么声音 ? What was that?
我怎么知道? How the hell should I know?
听起来是个大家伙 It sounded big.
森林里任何声音都像大家伙 布莱森 Everything sounds big in the woods, Bryson.
有可能只是臭鼬罢了 睡觉吧 It's probably just a skunk. Go to bed.
你包里有刀吗? Did you pack a knife?
没有 No.
锋利的东西呢? Nothing sharp?
指甲钳 Nail clippers.
该死 Swell.
别管它了 布莱森 它会自己走掉的 Just leave it alone, Bryson. It will go away.
是吗 如果是头熊正在向你走来 Oh, yeah, well if it is a bear and it comes toward you,
那你怎么办? 给它修修脚? what are you going to do? Give it a pedicure?
我的天 两头大野熊正看着我呢 Jesus! Two fucking bears staring right at me.
见鬼 布莱森 赶紧睡觉行么 Oh, god dammit, Bryson, get some sleep.
我操 Holy shit.
如果它们过来了 就装死 If they come for us, play dead.
如果它们过来了 我们就真死了 If they come for us, we are dead.
不 等等 等等 等等 No, wait, wait, wait.
那是灰熊 等等 That's grizzlies. Wait a minute.
见鬼 它们把所有东西都撕烂了 IVIotherfuck They're tearing everything apart.
好了 "尽可能站高一点吓退灰熊" Okay. "Stand up as tall as you can to intimidate the bear."
吓退灰熊? 它们可是熊啊! Intimidate the bear? They're fucking bears!
我们得把它们吓走 We've got to scare them off.
走开!滚开! Get! Scat!
你得把这一段写进书里 You gotta put this in the book.
- 我他妈没有在写书 - 哦 -There's not going to be a goddamned book. -Oh.
见鬼 该死 Jeez_ Damn.
拜托 这不是玩得很开心么 Come on, we're having fun.
真见鬼 Holy shit.
- 看这个 - 什么? -Look at this. -What?
这就是路线 This is the trail.
我们在这里 一半还没到 Here we are. We're not even halfway there.
- 这不可能 - 混蛋 -This can't be right. -Son of a bitch.
比例尺有问题 No way that's to scale.
上面说的是 "按比例绘制的地图" It says, "Map to Scale".
够了 新计划 That's it. New plan.
真见鬼 God damn it.
我给你说 布莱森 世界上有很多种冒险 I'm telling you, Bryson, there's a lot of advantages.
你想开车走完阿帕拉契山径 ? You want to drive the Appalachian Trail?
不 不 只是跳过一段路 往北一点再接着走 No, no, justjump ahead. Pick up the trail a little further north.
我们可以在那边租辆车 You know, we can rent a car over here.
这样我们更灵活 所见所闻更多 Then we're mobile, we'll see more.
找找当地的著名景点 Check out local points of interest.
视野也会更广阔 Bigger field of vision.
布莱森 作为朋友 Bryson, as a friend,
就当为了我吧 do this for me.
嘿 你肯定想不到这笔买卖有多划算 Hey, you're not gonna believe the deal I got on this.
卡兹... Katz...
这个宝贝不仅一项 而是有两项升级 This beauty represents not one, but two upgrades.
卫星广播 皮质座椅 天窗 价格却和凯美瑞一样 Satellite radio, leather seats, sunroof. Same price as a Camry.
你敢相信吗 If you can believe that.
这是您的 卡兹先生 Here you go, Mr. Katz.
只要在3个地方签字就可以开走了 Just three quick initials and you'll be on your way.
我们不能这么做 We can't do this.
我们当然可以 Of course we can.
我出来是为了完成我的目标 I came out here to accomplish something.
而不是在有点困难的时候就选择放弃 Not to just give up when things got a little tough.
我们不是放弃 布莱森 We're not giving up, Bryson.
跳过一点糟糕的部分又有什么关系呢? What does it matter if we skip the shitty parts?
- 没人知道的 - 好吧 我自己知道 -No one's gonna know. -Well, lwill_
我不是一个半途而废者 我知道你可能经常这样 I'm not a quitter. I know it served you well in your life,
- 但我要有始有终 - 布莱森 -but I finish what I start. -Bryson.
- 我们不是都看过地图了吗? - 是啊 -Did we not both see the same map? -Yeah.
你不可能走完全程的 You have no chance of finishing this trail.
完全没可能 概率为零 None. Zero. Zilch.
好吧 那我至少会尝试 Well, I'm sure as hell gonna try.
远足致死 Hike until you die.
我去哪签名加入 ? Where do I sign up?
我们是两个老家伙了 布莱森 你别拒绝这个事实 We're two old men, Bryson. You gotta quit thinking otherwise.
别替我做决定 Speak for yourself.
并不是因为你拒绝接受某件事 Just because you don't accept something,
布莱森 就意味着那不是事实 Bryson, doesn't mean it's not true.
从你嘴里说出来真是有待商权 -Well, that's interesting, coming from you.
只要在3个地方签名就行... -Just three initials is all...
你对一切都有意见 布莱森 It's everything with you, Bryson.
见鬼 就算有人问你 Christ, if someone asks
你来自哪里 你都答不出来 you where you're from, you can't even answer.
哦 所以我才是那个拒绝接受现实的人 是么? Oh, so I'm the one in denial, huh?
而你却还在包里藏了瓶威士忌呢 When you're the one hiding whiskey in your pack.
- 噢 - 我看到酒瓶了 -Oh. -I saw the bottle.
看来咱俩都不接受自己的真实面貌 So I guess neither of us can accept who we really are.
我知道自己是谁 也知道我为什么而来 Oh, I know who I am and why I'm here.
我是来这里陪你的 I came out here to be with you,
在还来得及的时候 一起进行最后一场冒险 to sneak in one last adventure before it's too late.
这是我的冒险 你只是加入而已 Well, this is my adventure, and you signed on.
你爱干嘛干嘛 You can do whatever you want,
但千万别拉我下水 but you're not going to drag me down.
- 只要你用这支笔签个字... - 好吧 ! -If you could just use that pen to sign... -Fine!
- 我不要你的车了 - 抱歉? -I don't want your car. -Excuse me?
我他妈不要你的车了 I don't want your goddamn car.
好吧! Fine!
- 这才像样 - 是啊 操 -Well, that's the spirit. -Yeah. Fuck.
我真高兴现在咱们没有开车 I sure am glad we aren't driving right now.
- 你呢 ? - 我再高兴不过了 -You? - I couldn't be happier.
你知道吗 50年前 You know, 50 years ago,
这些树的1/4都还只是一颗栗子 one in every four of these trees was an American Chestnut.
- 你知道那是什么吗?以前见过吗 - 应该见过 -You know what that is? You ever seen one? -I think so.
非常不可思议 It's incredible.
它们从森林的土壤里冒头 然后直指顶部 100英尺 They rise from the forest floor, clear to the top. 100 feet.
而且它们的枝叶会展开到一英亩 一英亩啊 And their branches contain an acre of leaves. An acre.
你看着这些树木 You look into these woods
你会想着它们到底在这呆了多久了 and you think they've always been there and always will be,
就像这棵老橡树 like this old oak tree here.
然后你再想想那颗毫不起眼的小栗子 And then you think about the poor unsuspecting American Chestnut,
再想想自己的一生...嗖的一下就过去了 就这样 and thinkjust in a lifetime... Poof. Gone. Just like that.
它身上发生了什么? What happened to it?
一种真菌 A fungus.
你懂的 年纪大了 大自然 You know. Just, you know, time. Nature.
布莱森 我其实并没有把酒藏起来 You know, Bryson, I wasn't actually hiding this.
戒酒的事我也不是撒谎 I wasn't lying about being dry either.
这样说吧 布莱森 我最爱喝酒 非常爱 The thing is, Bryson, I love to drink. Everything about it.
我喜欢它的味道 I love the taste.
还有那几杯下去后兴奋的感觉 And that buzz you get after you've had a couple.
我喜欢酒馆的味道 连里面的厕所都喜欢 I love the smell of the tavern, right down to the urinal cakes.
嗯 Hmm.
但我不像其他人一样去酒馆 But instead of going into the taverns like everybody else,
我只是回到我的小公寓 看着电视吃晚餐 I go home to my little apartment, and heat my TV dinner,
然后感受自己以前的英雄本色 and feel all virtuous like I'm supposed to.
但是 一天天过了 你会越来越难说服自己 But you know, night after night it's hard to persuade yourself
你的生活真的又充实又刺激么 that you're living a rich and thrilling existence.
如果有幸福测量仪 I mean, if they had a fun-o-meter
那指针肯定跳不到高潮区 the needle wouldn't exactly be jumping into the orgasmic zone.
你明白我的意思吗? You know what I'm saying?
在我的生命里 I mean, there's just this
有一个之前是填着酒的空洞 hole in my life where drinking used to be.
我知道我不能喝酒 I know I can't drink.
喝1次就会想10次 I mean, one drink will lead to 10.
再然后 And the next thing,
我就会发现自己躺在了某座大桥下面 I'll find myself underneath a bridge somewhere.
所以我才带着这瓶酒 That's why I carry this.
为了提醒自己我能做到 To remind myself that I can.
或许也可能是以防我做不到时没得喝 Or maybe I carry it in case I can't.
给你 Hsfs.
打开 Open it.
有点紧 It's sealed.
给我 Give it to me.
我在抖 it's shaking.
你相不相信我 Do you think I have it in me
这辈子能做到再也不碰酒 to never have another drink for the rest of my life?
我相信 Yeah. I do.
刚才真是美妙 That was a nice moment.
非常浪漫 Real dramatic.
如果我不是现在就后悔了的话 Christ if I don't already regret it.
生活不就这样么 BRYSONI Ain't that life.
小心 -Watch it.
布莱森 我还会梦到雅莫莉娜 你还记得她吗? You know, Bryson, I still dream about Amorina. You remember her?
哦 老天 这样的女孩可忘不掉啊 Oh, God, can't forget a girl like that.
像我们这样的男人其实根本不该和那种女人认识的 You know guys like us aren't supposed to meet women named Amorina
那是扰乱自然秩序 Disturbs the natural order.
依然是我见过最棒的胸 Still the best boobs I've ever seen,
而我可是见过很多胸部 布莱森 and I've seen a lot of boobs, Bryson.
是啊 我敢打赌 BRYSONI Yeah, I'll bet.
嘿 你还记得她妹妹吗? Hey, you remember her sister?
哦 天哪 那个可怜的姑娘 她们本不应该是姐妹的 Oh, God, that poor girl. They couldn't have been sisters.
如果你长得丑的话 你最好很幽默 If you're going to be ugly, you better be funny.
如果你又丑又没有幽默感 你最好很有钱 And if you're ugly and you're not funny, you better have money.
如果你三样都没有 你最好就很淫荡 And if you're zero for three, you better be slutty.
- 她确实淫荡 - 等等 你是怎么知道的 哈? -She was. -Wait a minute, how did you know that, huh?
好吧 事实上... Well, actually...
我的老天 Jesus Christ.
下次你这样做的时候 事先提个醒 好吗? Next time you do that, let me know, okay?
当做惊喜才有趣 It's more fun if it's a surprise.
- 你没事吧? - 你还好吗? -You all right? -You okay?
没事 Yeah.
老天 Jesus.
噢... Oh...
我们完蛋了 We are fucked.
绝对完蛋了 Monumentally
那边没有出路 There's no way out over here.
呃... Uh...
- 你在干嘛? - 我在救我们出去 -What are you doing? -I'm gonna get us out of here.
- 把你的裤子给我 - 不 不 -Give me your pants. -Uh,no,no.
你一直就在谋划这件事吧 布莱森 You've been planning this the whole time, Bryson.
给我裤子就是了 好吗? Just give me your pants, okay?
好吧 Okay.
好的 打好结 Okay. Knot this thing.
- 没问题吧? - 好的 - All right? -Okay.
走你 Here we go.
丢脸死了 布莱森 把那玩意儿给我 It is embarrassing, Bryson. Give me that thing.
你得承认我瞄的很准 对吧? You gotta admit, pretty good aim, though, huh?
是啊 但你应该手里留着一头 Yeah. But you're supposed to hold on to one end of it.
好吧 其实也不是很高 Well, you know, it's not that high.
这儿 我想到了 看到了吗?你爬上来 Here, I got it. You see this? You could come up here.
我会这样蹲下去 然后你踩到我肩膀上 I'll be around like this and you could climb up on my shoulders.
- 试试么 ? - 好吧 -Wanna try it? -Okay.
好了 稳住 Okay. Hang on.
- 可以吗? - 是的 -Okay? -Yeah.
我们可以做到的 稳... We can make it. Hold...
- 你没事吧?什么? -没事 稳住... -You all right? What? -Yeah, hang on. You know...
这样不行...你得蹲低一点 This isn't... You've got to get lower,
那样我才能到你肩膀上 so I can get on your shoulders.
见鬼 好吧 Fuck. Fine.
好了 Okay.
- 好了吗 ? - 是的 -Okay? -Yeah.
好的 可以了 Okay. There we go.
布莱森 我真的不喜欢这样 Bryson, I really don't like this.
不 不 你做的很好 现在站起来 站起来 No, no, it's good, it's good. Now, you stand up. Stand up.
老天! Jesus!
我们在骗谁呢 ? Who are we kidding?
老天 这种姿势我连站都站不起来 For Christ's sake, I can't even get myself up from that position.
好吧 那我就站到你的背上吧 -All right, then. I'll stand on your back.
要不我站到你的背上怎么样? -How about I stand on your back?
你知道吗 You know,
我想我们真的被困住了 I think we're really stuck here.
嗯 确实是 Yeah. Yeah, we are.
你知道吗 在东海岸阔叶树正在消亡 You know, on the East coast hardwoods are dying.
不仅仅是栗树 Not just the chestnut,
而且榆树也是如此 but the elm's on its way, too, you know.
50年后 这些可能就都没了 Fifty years, this could all be gone.
30天 Thirty days.
嗯? Hmm?
我在牢里呆过30天 我很害怕30天 Thirty days in jail. I was afraid of 30 days.
和这个处境相比 Compared to this,
那次就像是做理疗一样 I mean, it's like a goddamned trip to the spa.
天哪 我过去的四年半 God, all I've done is write forewords for books
就只写了一本书的序言 for the last four and a half years.
我早该退休了 I should have just retired.
凯瑟琳是对的 我到底想证明什么呢 ? Catherine was right, what the hell am I trying to prove?
女人们都喜欢犯过罪的 Women love a felony record.
或许在你那新罕布什尔不是这样 Maybe not up in New Hampshire, where you are.
但在得梅因 这让我很受欢迎 But in Des Moines, it would have served me well.
你有没有经历过一个时期 Do you just get to the point where
一切都是疾病 医疗和葬礼 it's all about ailments, and medications, and funerals,
和谁又被诊断得病了 and who's being diagnosed with what,
而所有人都在等着自己的终结 and everyone's just waiting around for the end.
- 见鬼 - 怎么了? -Holy shit. -What?
我刚意识到 我们就要上报纸头条了 I just realized, we're the guy in the article.
你知道的 那个腐烂的家伙 还记得吗? You know, the, uh, decomposed guy. Remember that?
那就是我们的下场 That'll be us.
尸体腐烂大概要多久? How long does it take a body to decompose?
好吧 你不用担心 Well, you don't have to worry.
你身上塞满了防腐剂 You're so chock-full of preservatives,
你会永远在这个壁架上呆着 you'll be on this ledge forever.
好吧 科学家从世界各地 Well, scientists will come
赶来这里研究我 from all over the world to study me, you know.
我想念凯瑟琳了 I miss Catherine.
我想念梅得因 I miss Des Moines.
我已经连续39年没有错过过州集会了 You know, I haven't missed a State Fair in 39 years.
我总是说 "当我错过一次的时候" I always say, "When I miss one,
"那我肯定是死了" "I'll be dead."
每次我抱着她的时候她都会发出一点小声音 You know, she makes this little sound whenever I hug her.
甚至连她自己都不知道 I don't even think she knows it.
我从没告诉过她我有多喜欢她那样 I've never told her how much I love that.
我只是不想让她觉得 I just don't want her to
我出来旅行是因为她犯了什么错 think this trip had anything to do with her.
她懂的 She knows.
相信我 女人这些有敏锐的直觉 Believe me, women have a way of knowing these things.
嗯 不过我还是想对她说出来 Yeah, but still, I'd like to tell her.
好吧 给她写张便条吧 Well, write her a note.
人们都喜欢收到便条 People love to get notes.
- 嘿 你说的没错 - 是吧 -Hey, you know, you're right. -Yeah.
嘿 这主意真不错 Hey, that's a great idea.
你知道吗 布莱森 你是唯一一个能让我赴汤蹈火的人 You know, Bryson, you're the only guy I'd risk my life with.
我想让你知道这一点 I want you to know that.
也是唯一一个 And the only asshole who can
将我置于这番境地的混蛋 get me out on a ledge in the middle of nowhere.
我很抱歉那么久没联系 I'm sorry we lost touch.
我知道 我也是 I know. Yeah, me too.
真是个美妙的夜晚 Goddamned gorgeous night.
确实是 It sure is.
你觉得地球上还有其他人 You think there's anyone else on Earth
在和我们一样仰望星空吗? looking up at the sky and seeing as many stars as we are?
我不知道 I don't know.
我看那里有一百万颗星星 I gotta be looking at a million.
肉眼只能看到2000颗 The naked eye can see 2,000.
好吧 那我的视力可好了 Well, then I really got
因为我看到了一百万颗 great eyes 'cause I'm looking at a million.
半人马座阿尔法星是最近的 Alpha Centauri's the closest.
距离我们有4.5光年 That's four and a half light years away.
4.5光年?那还不错 Four and a half? That's not bad.
每光年等于6万亿英里 所以是... Each light year is six trillion miles, so that's...
26万亿英里 Twenty six trillion miles.
- 26万亿 那就是最近的了? - 是的 -Twenty-six trillion. That's the closest? -Yep.
而我们的银河系里大概有1千亿颗恒星 And there's one hundred billion stars in our galaxy.
而宇宙中的星系 There's more galaxies in the
则比地球上沙子还要多 universe than there are grains of sand on earth.
真大啊 That is big.
- 而我们如此渺小 - 是啊 -And we are small. -Yeah.
搞什... What the...
有人? People?
有人?有人? People? People?
- 有人? - 有人? -People? -People?
有人吗?有人吗! People! Hello!
- 有人吗!有人吗!在下面! - 有人吗! -Hello! Hello, down here! -Hello!
救命啊! Help, please!
救命啊! Help!
嘿 下面的 Hey, down there.
你绝对是在逗我 You've got to be shitting me.
你们的裤子怎么了? What happened to your pants?
- 呃 说来话长了 - 明白了 -Uh, it's a long story. - Copy that.
你们别动 我们这就来救你们出去 You guys just stay put. We'll get you out of there.
- 他们人不错 - 是啊 -Nice fellas. -Yeah.
- 我爱死他们了 - 我也是 -I love those guys. -Me, too.
- 你身上还有牛肉干吗? - 嗯 -You still got some of that jerky? -Yeah.
你的水还够吗? You still good on water?
- 大概剩3/4 你呢? - 我也一样 -About three-quarters. You? -Yeah, same.
- 嘿 斯蒂芬? - 嗯 ? -Hey, Stephen? -Yeah?
你想回家吗 ? Do you want to go home?
嗯 我想 我真的想回去了 Yeah, I do. I really do.
我们离目标还远着呢 是吧 ? We weren't even close, were we?
你说什么呢? 我们做到了 布莱森 What are you talking about? We did it, Bryson.
我们甚至没机会看一眼卡塔丁山 We never even laid eyes on Mount Katahdin_
另一座山? 你到底要看多少座山才满足 ? Another mountain? How many mountains do you need to see?
那只是看待问题的一种方式 -That's one way of looking at it.
这是唯一的方式 -That's the only way of looking at it.
在我看来 我们已经走完阿帕拉契山径了 As far as I'm concerned, we walked the Appalachian Trail.
我们走过了烈日 走过了风雪 We walked it in the heat, we walked it in the snow,
我们走到双脚流血 we walked it until our feet bled.
我们在阿帕拉契山径远足过 布莱森 We hiked the Appalachian Trail, Bryson.
或许你说得没错 Maybe you're right.
- 你俩叫的车? - 是的 -You guys called a cab? All right. - Yeah.
这些东西真沉 你们背了有段时间了吧? This thing's heavy. You been carrying it awhile?
从乔治亚州一路背过来的 All the way from Georgia.
是真的吗 这有你们的 伙计们 嘿 你们来自哪里? You don't say. Good for you, fellas. Hey, where you guys from?
爱荷华州 Iowa.
那不可能 That's not possible.
爱荷华州可没有红袜队粉丝 No such thing as a Red Sox fan from Iowa.
给 Here you go.
"最亲爱的凯瑟琳..." 你就写了这一句 ? "Dearest Catherine..." That's as far as you got?
很幸运我们被救了 It's lucky we were saved.
有很多东西文字是无法表达的 There are certain things you just can't put into words.
一路顺风 好吗? Safe journey, okay?
会的 Yeah.
你还是欠我600块 You still owe me 600 bucks.
你知道我会还的 对吧? You know I'm good for it, right?
噢 当然 Oh, yeah.
还记得我吗? Remember me?
噢 Oh.
她弄得一手好煎饼 卡兹 She had one hell of a stack of pancakes. Katz.
我讨厌你的勇气 I hate your guts.
千万别给你不熟悉的女人买内裤 Never buy underpants for a woman you don't know.
这些混蛋还是伤不了我 Fuckers still didn't get me.
布莱森 我在想 下一站是哪里 ? Bryson, just wondering, what's next?
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