[Bell Dinging]
[ All ] And to the republic for which it stands,
one nation under God,
indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.
All right, everyone.
It is quiz time. You excited?
- No! , [ Boy] Oh' boy.
- Not at all. - [Girl Chuckles] No.
Did anyone do the reading last night?
- [Girl ] Absolutely not. - Mm-hmm.
[BOY] Actually, I read it twice.
[Boy #2, Chuckling] Okay.
Okay, after we, uh, take the quiz,
we'll go over the practice AP. essays from last week.
- Please pass these clown. - Oh, sure.
Lanie, if you would pass these clown.
[ BOY 1 Were the essays any better this time?
They were, actually. I was very impressed.
Good.
[ Clears Throat ] All right. So-
There are four questions on the quiz.
A few sentences each, please.
- [ Boy] So, about a half a page? - Yes.
- Right. - [ Boy #2] Five lines, or should vve do six lines?
- [ Boy #1 Laughing] - Let's just say half a page, all right?
- Smart-ass. - Okay, ifs 8:20 now,
so at 8:30, you may use your books.
At 8:40, pencils clown.
Please begin.
[Whispers] Lanie, I love you.
Can I borrow a book, please?
You may.
Thank you.
N [ Folk Rock, Faint]
- [ Clears Throat ] - Ah.
- On. - on.
Ugh. [Coughs]
- [ Phone Buzzing] - That was horrible.
Yeah, ifs the Worst.
Who are you texting?
What? Who was that?
- Who was that? - Nothing.
- Did I see the name Eric? - Nope.
- Have I met Eric? - Nope.
- And- - He's nothing.
Uh-huh. Where did you meet Eric?
Ooh.
At school.
Nice. Very nice.
Mmm.
Have you seen the girls?
[Alarm Beeps]
- Hello, madam. - Oh. Hello.
Um... shall we?
[ Panting ]
- Later, gator. - Where you going?
[ Chuckles ]
[Zipper Zips]
Hi.
[Sighs] Oh, my God.
When I was in high school,
I used to go to have sex with my boyfriend in his car,
and I'd tell my mom that I was going to get ice cream.
I'm trying to tell you something.
Okay. What did you wanna say?
- You smell really good. - [ Laughing ]
That's What you're trying to tell me?
Yep. That was it.
This is the happiest I've been in a long time.
[ Chuckles ]
You know What really makes me happy?
What's that?
- This. - [ Laughing]
Does your family do like a fancy Thanksgiving, or-
Oh, no, not my family.
Can you imagine my dad being fancy?
Um, but I am gonna introduce you to some high school friends-
- [ Phone Buzzing] - at this party that I go to every year,
so bring something really cute for that.
There's this guy, Dan- I think he's someone you should meet.
And Rich, vvhds unemployed right now.
But anyway, they're both really cute...
and I dorft knovv- I dated both of them a long time ago.
But I just think- I think that either of them could be great for you.
I mean, Dan is probably particularly great...
because he is currently not unemployed,
and hes really creative,
and he's got a couple of Web properties,
um, so, you know,
- kind of a keeper- - [ Phone Buzzing]
Someone you could see yourself going outwith.
So, when we were in high school, actually,
he, uh, did this crazy thing-
- Did you hear What I just said? - No.
I'm sorry. I haven't been listening. [ Laughing ]
- Are you kidding me? - I'm sorry.
Okay. Super casual for Thanksgiving.
Bring something cute because I'm taking you to a party to meet some men.
- Okay? - Oh, WOW. I dorft have anything like that.
Something cute. You could Wear a paper bag, and you'd be cute.
- [ Chuckles ] - But dorft. Something else.
- [ Chattering ] - [ Man ] So- What were you saying?
[ Woman, indistinct]
Done, yeah.
This is definitely offensive.
It might be offensive, but I think it made a lot of money.
- So What? - From who?
I dorft know. Anyway- Oh, this is my lovely roommate Diana, guys.
- Hi. Dan. - This is Dan.
- Hi. Diana. - Good to meet you. Hovv do you do?
- Jeff. - Jeff? Diana. Nice to meet you.
- [ Chuckles ] - Do you Want a beer?
- I'm good. - Uh, yeah. Sure.
Okay. I'm gonna get you a beer. Both of you.
Uh, so you're the- the teacher?
- Yeah. - Cool. Yeah.
Uh, Sophia was telling me about that.
Cool. What do you do?
I run this Web site called LOLpoorpeoplecom.
I run a boring Web site. Hey.
- Hi. - I'm Rich. Who are you?
This is, uh, uh, Diane.
- Hi, Diane. - Hi. Diana. Um-
- Diana. Okay, sorry. - Yeah. I'm Sophia's roommate.
[Chuckling]
- What do you- - She's a teacher.
- Okay. - Yeah. I teach English. High school English.
Oh.
She is totally the teacher that all the little dudes in high school...
Wanted to bang,
but they couldh't bang her in high school.
- No. - No? Sorry.
- Shit. There's a hair in my beer. - I'll be right back.
- There's a hair in your beer? - Yeah.
[Chattering ]
. HEY- . HEY-
Hovv much longer do you think you wanna stay?
A little While. You wanna stay?
- Wanna go? - I do. I'm just really tired.
Um, you wanna take my car?
- Could I? - Yeah. You can totally take it.
- Yeah, I can give you a ride back. - That would be great.
This is the key to the car,
and that's the key to the house.
- Okay. All right. - Yeah.
- See you later. Nice to meet you. - See you at home.
- Okay. - Be back soon.
[ Phone Line Rings]
[ Line Ringing Continues]
Hey, it's Eric. Leave me a message, and I'll call you back.
[ Machine Beeps]
Hey. [ Clears Throat ] it's me.
I miss you.
Bye.
- Do we really have to keep watching this'? - Yes.
Dad.
Yes.
- Hey. - It makes him happy.
- Okay. - Let him be happy.
Fine.
- I'll go put my feet up for a minute. - Okay.
Oh, ho. This is such a good play though.
- Really? Right here? - Uh, ho. In a few more.
It's hot really that good. You should go. [ Chuckles ]
I thought I'd find you in here.
- Whose picture was that? - Uh, just Facebook.
Yeah?
Been on that phone an awful lot, missy.
Mm-hmm.
You're not trying to escape, are you?
'Cause I would like to escape from these crazy people...
that are my family.
Oh, they're so sweet.
Well, they think you're great. They're so glad you're here.
And I'm really glad that you're here...
and not alone.
You're well-fed, and ifs good to spend the holiday with you.
My family just loves you.
Our house is your house.
[Woman ] Just sleeping in a couple more minutes. [Chuckling]
- It's just wonderful. - I know.
Hey, have you, uh- Have you seen that photo that's going around school?
Apparently, ifs a topless photo...
of a freshman girl.
God.
I mean, a studenfs phone was confiscated,
and the new assistant principal found it.
- Oh. - What was she thinking?
I mean, kids- They can do things that are so stupid.
I mean, that's really dumb.
- Yeah. - Phones are everywhere.
Everybody will send that to everyone.
- It was a freshman? - Yeah. Yeah, she's a freshman.
I dorft have her, but, um,
I think Irene has her.
So.
But-
I hope her parents doh't see that. That would just be-
[ Exhales ] Thafd be so sad.
Oh, my gosh. By the way, I totally forgot.
I meant to ask you sooner.
Is there any Way you can help me chaperone the Sadie Hawkins Day dance?
Please?
I need, like, three more people.
Oh. [Chuckling]
Really. it could be fun.
I've managed to get out of doing that the whole time I've been here.
- Please, come on. - Oh.
Um- Who else is chaperoning?
Um, Tony...
and, uh- now, Irene-
She never got back to me on it.
Oh, gosh. I really need your help.
I need to get, like, three more people.
Yeah, I'll do it. Yeah, ifs fine. I'll do it. You ovve me, but-
- I'm there. - Okay. Thank you. Thank you so much.
- Mm-hmm. - That'll be great. it'll be fun.
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah. It will.
Mm-hmm.
[Chattering ]
Hey.
I need you to delete that photo from your phone.
Okay.
No, I need you to do it now.
- Done. - Thanks.
Is it about that girl?
Yeah. It just made me really nervous.
You have a good Thanksgiving?
Yeah. It was good.
You?
It was all right.
Can I, uh- Can I come see you tonight?
Yeah.
My roommates out of town still, so just come on over.
All right.
- What's up, man? - Yo, vvhafs up, bro?
» How you dam"? - Good. What about you'?
- Good, man. - You boys stay out of trouble, all right?
- You hungry? - Yeah, dude.
- Let's grill. - Let's roll.
[ Man On TV] ...the police department now wants the city-
[Thudding]
So, I got pulled in to chaperoning the Sadie Hawkins dance.
Oh, yeah?
This girl actually asked me to the dance today.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
[ Places Glass On Table]
- Yeah? - Yeah?
Figured, uh,
I should go, you knovv, just so people dorft get suspicious or anything.
[ Man On TV, Faint]
- [Chuckles Softly] - Yes?
So, I have to watch you dance with some girl?
Mmm. Are you jealous?
[Chuckling]
I kind Of like it.
Does that mean that you're going with her'?
- Yeah. - Really?
Yeah. Don't worry. It cloesn't mean anything.
Just goin' with her.
The regular deadline for U.T. applications are coming up.
Has everyone gotten their waivers who is planning on getting a Waiver?
Does anyone need any help with that?
- Good? We all good? - [ Boy] Good to go.
- There's also APfs. - [Girl Groans]
You want to start thinking about which A.P.'s you're gonna wanna take, which exams.
- You're gonna wanna sign up for that. - l-low long is the exam'?
- L-low long is each exam'? - The exam.
_Um_ - [ Boy] I think ifs three hours.
- Okay. _ [ Girl Laughs 1
- Just dorft take it. - My sister said it was like two-
All right. What else? Um, do vve have any announcements?
Student relations?
Um, if anybody wants to help clean up after the dance-
[Girl Snorts, Laughs]
- [ All Laughing] - [ Boy] Forget it, Lanie.
[Girl] Lanie, no one's gonna clean up after the dance.
- [ Boy] We love you, Lanie. - Is everyone going to the dance?
- [Girl ] NQ ' [ BOY] Oh, yeah.
- [ Eric] Are you chaperoning? - Um, I do not know.
- [ Laughing] - You should.
- We shall see. - [ Boy] Is that freshman gonna be there?
[All Laughing]
Lanie, are you gonna invite me to the dance?
In your dreams.
- I asked that freshman. - I'm going with that freshman.
No. You asked her too? You carft really say no to those.
[Chattering Faint]
[Sniffs]
[Phone Buzzing, Chiming]
- Hello? - Hey baby.
- I was just thinking about you. - Okay.
- [ Chuck/es ] - Yeah.
Can I come over?
Oh. She's home.
What about later? We can go to my brother's.
What time?
- 9:00? - Okay_
Bye.
[Turns Page ]
Ha-ha!
- Are you sure this is okay? - Totally.
Greg said he'd be gone all Weekend.
Gregs your only brother, right?
No. There's, uh, Doug, who lives in L.A.
[Glass Clinks]
- [Water Running] - Some Water?
No, thanks.
Hovv old is Greg?
Like 26, I think.
Take your clothes off.
Come here.
- It's pretty rainy. - I know.
- You think ifs gonna be raining at the ranch? - Nah.
Still got a long ways to go, and ifs moving out.
It'll be good.
Mmm.
I've never been to a ranch before.
- Really? - We dorft have them on the East Coast.
Right.
L-low long have you been in Texas?
Four years.
You've never been to a ranch?
No one I know has one. [ Chuckles ]
Wow.
Lucky for you, I do.
" Hmm! - Hey.
I think vve should just keep driving-
just stay out here forever, never go back.
- Huh. You're crazy. - [ Chuckles ]
Put some music on.
N [ Instrumental Intro]
- Can I ask you something? - Sure.
What do you think?
Do you think ifs gettin' bigger?
I think ifs gettin' bigger.
I mean, I dorft know about you,
but I mean, What do you think?
I mean, ifs stronger, you know?
I think it's kind of- it's coming into its own, you know'?
It's bulkin' up.
It's got- it's got some extra-
Okay. Watch the road. [ Giggling ]
[ Laughs ] Povverin' up a little bit.
[ Laughs 1
Come on.
You know you Want to.
[ Means, Laughs]
[ Vocalist: Ballad] ♪ We're walking forward ♪
♪ >J' Forever' ♪
I Breaking the rules I
♪ Finally feels I
♪ The capture I
♪ Baby N
[Wind Whistling ]
[Hinges Creaking]
[ Places Mug On Table]
' [ Shouts] - [ Laughs]
[ Laughs ] You scared me.
Sorry.
Mmm.
- Morning. - Morning.
Take this off.
It's scratchy.
Okay.
- L-low was your walk'? - It was great.
- Here. - I made some coffee.
- You did? - Mm-hmm.
- Gonna make you breakfast. - What are you makin'?
- Best breakfast you've ever had. - What's it gonna be?
Uh, I was thinking maybe I would make some eggs.
- Eggs? - Yeah.
- Hmm. And? - And, um-
- Just eggs. Okay, sounds great. - [ Laughs ]
So, I think I'm gonna go do that now.
Mmm. Okay, I'll see you later.
- [ Chuckles ] - Ah, fudge.
[Gear Shifts, Engine Stops]
[ Car Door Closes ]
[ Footsteps Approaching ]
[ Man] Hello!
Shh. Shh!
-[ Man] Hello. - I heard something. Someone's here.
- What'? - Someone's here!
[Whispers ] Get your clothes on. Someones here. Shit.
Hello? Oh, hey, James.
[ Eric ] I didn't know who that was.
I was just out making my rounds. I saw a oar in the driveway.
- I didn't know you were 00min' up here. - Yes, sir.
Sorry. I should have called you.
You know, kincl of came clown. Last minute thing.
Okay.
- Well, I'm off. - All right.
Your father knows you're up here, right, son?
- Yes, sir. - Okay.
Well, you give me a call if you need anything.
[Eric] Okay, I will.
Thanks.
[ Footsteps Receding ]
Hey. He's gone.
Eric?
Yes?
- Who was that? - James.
Ranch foreman.
I dorft know What that means.
It's like a, uh, property manager.
[ Kitchen Tools Clanging ]
You hungry?
Um, is he gonna tell your father that you're here?
No. I doubt it.
You doubt it?
It's fine. Okay?
James is cool. He doesrft give a fuck.
[Cracks Egg Into Pan ]
Hey.
What?
You have no idea how terrible this would be for me if we were found out, do you'?
Yes, I do.
But ifs fine. I mean-
- I would lose my job. - Okay. I know.
Shit. Chill out.
- What if that man tells your father? - He's hot going to.
Look, I told you-
I know James, all right? He's fine.
He's caught me dovvn here doing plenty of shit, okay?
He doesrft care. He's not gonna tell anyone.
And even if he does, like, vvhat- What is he gonna say?
Oh, Eric was out here by hisself sleepin'?
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[ Sobs ]
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♪ 'Cause I 'l! always be guilty' ♪
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