音乐一响 触电发痒 是吧 That logo music just gets you pumped.
对吧 Right?
抱歉各位 我有点嗨过头了 咱们可是好久不见 I'm sorry. I just, I'm excited to be here. It's been a while.
被雪藏了这么长时间 我都不知道何时重见天日 You know, for a long time, I wasn't sure I'd ever be back.
幸好迪士尼收购了福克斯 Disney bought Fox...
虽然有一堆无聊的版权问题 吧啦吧啦的 快烦死了 there was a whole boring rights issue, blabbity-blabbity-blah.
但是呢 他们竟然点名要我 But then, it turned out, they wanted me.
我原本不该有自己的独立电影 The one guywho shouldn't even have his own movie...
更别说一个系列了 much less a franchise.
幸亏漫威这个沙雕 Marvel's so stupid.
我们来看本电影的片名 Look, we know the title of this thing. So...
我知道你们在想啥 I know what you're wondering.
剧中小贱贱怎样才能不辱没罗根的一世英名 How are we gonna do thiswithout dishonoring Logan's memory?
我来告诉你们 And I'll tell you how.
其实我也不知道 We're not.
但是可以偷偷说一句 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
金刚狼没死 Wolverine is not dead.
虽然完美的悲剧一般都会设定一个悲情结局 Sure, it made for a perfect endingto a very sad story.
我喜欢我
我爱我自己 再生疗愈因子不是那样搞的 But that's not howregenerative healing factors work.
你以为我想来美丽的北达科他市区 You think I wanna be out herein beautiful downtown North Dakota...
挖掘独一无二的金刚狼吗 才怪 digging up the one and only Wolverine? No, thank you.
但全世界的命运危在旦夕 But the fate of my entire world is at stake.
他虽然未必活得滋润 但绝对还没 He may not be living his best life, but he sure as hell ain't...
死透 dead.
挖到了 Bingo.
运气不错 Yahtzee.
对 Yes, yes, yes.
妈的 Damn it!
王八蛋 Son of a bitch!
你 You...
靠 操你妈 Christ. Motherfucker!
这个操蛋的世界 My world is fuck...
刚刚好奇怪 That was weird.
现在我冷静多了 I'm much calmer now.
我又不是华佗转世 Look, I'm not a man of science.
你好像回天乏术了 But you seem incredibly passed away.
很高兴见到你 But it's good to see ya.
老实说 我一直想跟你合作 罗根 I gotta be honest, I've always wanted to ride with you, Log.
咱们强强联合 You and me getting into it.
死侍与金刚狼大展身手 Deadpool and Wolverine just fuckin' shit up.
想想那有多好玩 Can you imagine the fun,
效果多炸裂 the chaos...
能分多少票房 the residuals?
"嗨 兄弟 "G'day, mate.
想让我满血复活也不难 只要漫威拿钞票一砸 我立马原地重生" "There's nothing that'll bring me back to life faster "than a big bag of Marvel cash."
其实我也是 休 Me too, Hugh.
狼叔的演员
你可别 别 But, no.
别 别 别 No, no, no.
你非得死得那么悲壮 You had to get all noble and die for real.
妈的 Goddamn it!
我现在真的需要你帮忙 I could really use your help right now.
等等 Wait!
警告你们 我不是一个人 I'm warning you, I'm not alone.
韦德·温斯顿·威尔逊 Wade Winston Wilson...
你已被时间变异管理局逮捕 you are under arrestby the Time Variance Authority...
罪名罄竹难书 for too many crimes to list.
快出来 Come out...
- 我们慈悲为怀 不会伤害你 - 这些个死跑龙套的 - and we'll extend you the courtesy of taking you in one piece. - Death by day-player.
最后机会 Last chance.
武器丢出来 乖乖爬出来 Throw out your weaponsand come out peacefully.
我才不要交出武器 I'm not gonna give you my weapons...
但我保证不用 but I promise not to use them.
人体有206根骨头 There are two hundred and six bonesin the human body.
看绯闻女孩时就变成207根 Two hundred and seven if I'm watching Gossip Girl.
来吧 放大招 Here we go. Maximum effort.
小狼狗 我们终于合体了 Okay, peanut. Guess we're getting that team up after all.
马拉多纳禁区外怒射 Maradona from outside the box!
球进了 Goal!
来啊 傻大个 Come on, big fella.
别眨眼 别换台 高潮慢慢来 I am soaking wet right now.
死侍与金刚狼
澄清一下 我一直循规蹈矩 To be clear, I'm not proud of any of this.
血腥暴力 轻度恋尸 那都不是我 The wanton violence, the whiff of necrophilia. It isn't who I am.
起码不是我的人生目标 It isn't who I wanna be.
我想成为什么人呢 Who I wanna be?
为了帮你们搞懂 Well, to help you understand that...
我得带你回顾 I've gotta take you back.
我穿越时空的一段旅程 A little joyride I tookthrough space and time...
回到改变一切的那一天 to the day that changed everything.
布偶剧场
绿灯侠
2018年3月14日
没想到我能坐在这里 I can't believe I'm finally here.
这一刻我等了好久 I've waited for this moment for so long.
616号地球
先生 谢谢您抽空见我 Thank you, sir, for seeing me.
神圣时间线
我深信 I firmly believe...
我能够 that my services could be of...
为贵司奉献绵薄之力 我知道 great use to your organization. Now I know...
我曾在史塔克公司大厅自渎被现场发现 I was caught smashturbatingin the lobby of Stark Tower...
- 但我敢保证 - 自 渎 - but I can assure you that... - Smashturbating?
抱歉 我没听明白 I'm sorry, what, what was that?
那我重说 就是拿出那些玩意 No, I'm sorry. That, that's when you get those toy...
那应该是浩克的手 Hulk hands, right?
往下 然后就是 And then you just, you look down, and you just...
夹住自己 在小腹部捣鼓 you brace yourself, and you ravage the midsection.
- 弹捏一下 欧耶 - 懂了 打住 - Pinch the... Yeah. Okay. - I get it. Okay, thank you.
- 大概就是这样的 - 你描述很准确了 - The picture's painted. - You get the gist.
今天来有什么事 What exactly brings you here today?
是这样 嗯 Why am I... Okay.
我一直在想 I care.
我的特长是搞笑 我想 I know I turn everything into a joke, but I...
我想 我想把这种特长 I care, and I, I wanna use that feeling...
体现在重要的地方 for something important.
我就能成为一个重要角色 I, I wanna matter.
让我的所爱看到我的光芒四射 I need to show my girl that I matter.
还有 And...
现在说这些也是白说 you know, I feel like I'm wasting the good stuff here.
- 还有人来吗 - 你是指谁 - Is the man not gonna be joining us? - The man?
嗯 我应该把这些话说给能做主的人 Yeah. I should save this if he's gonna...
你现在只要知道这里我说了算 As, as far as you're concerned right now, I'm the man.
- 不是 - 这里都听我的 - No. - The man is me.
现在这里归我管 I am the man in this circumstance.
不会有其他人管这种事 He doesn't do this kind of thing anymore.
- 龙套 - 商务 - Cameos? - Meetings.
- 商务 - 商务代表 - Meetings. - Entry-level meetings.
代表 Entry-level?
你不是专属司机吗 - Aren't you the chauffeur, maybe? - I...
- 嗯 -大家常误解 Common misconception.
我刚开始是史塔克先生的司机 I did begin my career as Mr. Stark's driver.
- 很快就转任 专属司机 - 安保主管 - Quickly pivoted to the Head of Security. - Chauffeur.
主管 哦 明白 The Head of... Of course, yes, yes, yes.
所以我看了下你的履历 And why I am vetting your resume.
你似乎漏掉了 团队工作的经验之类的表述 You seem to have left outwhether or not you had any experience as a member of a team.
这方面能补充一下吗 Could you maybeadd a little bit of perspective there?
没问题 我加入过特种部队 No, yes, of course. I was Special Forces...
是 其实我是X特遣队队长 也是联络人 but I was... Mainly, I was team leader founder, really, of X-Force.
可惜队员都阵亡了 Sadly, they, they all perished in action though.
怎么回事 How exactly did that happen?
警方说要怪就怪地球引力 但 Well, the police say gravity, but if...
实话实说吧 Just between us...
- 只是因为市调显示他们不够红 -了解 - they didn't test well in the focus group. - I see.
- 尤其是电索 -X特遣队 - Particularly Cable. - X-Force.
我知道这次面试不顺利 请别记录下来 我 我 Look, I can see this isn't going well. Please stop writing. Look, I, I...
我就在想 我想成为复仇者 I'm just... I wanna be an Avenger.
我想当复仇者 I wanna be an Avenger.
为什么想当复仇者 Why do you wanna be an Avenger?
你看看这里 他们是人中龙凤 Look around you. I mean, they're the, they're the best of the best.
他们光芒四射 And, and what they do matters.
我需要加入复仇者 I need to be an Avenger.
女朋友正在跟我闹别扭 如果我 Sir, my girl has kinda had it with my shtick, and I, if I don't, you know...
不能有所改变 善用我的天赋 turn things aroundand do something with my gifts...
我们的感情也就差不多完蛋了 我这不是在用她博同情 I don't think it's gonnareally work out for me and I wouldn't blame her.
复仇者联盟是一批很独特的超级英雄 Avengers are a very unique group of superheroes...
托尼·斯塔克有心脏的证据
有独特的象征的意义 他们不仅仅是打斗和身披战服 that stand for something more than just fighting and wearing costumes.
人们敬仰我们 孩子崇拜我们 I mean, people look up to us. Kids look up to us.
你说 我们 - They... - I'm sorry. "Us?"
我不知道你也是复仇者 I wasn't aware that you were an Avenger.
我们是一个团队 Avengers-adjacent, technically.
你的超能力是停车入位吗 What's your superpower? Is it parallel parking?
抱歉 I am so sorry.
我嘴太毒了 That was cruel.
一紧张就嘴贱 下不为例 I lash out when I'm nervous. Won't happen again.
- 我们继续说重点 - 好的 - Let's cut to the chase. - Please.
你刚刚才说 You just said moments ago...
你想当复仇者 是因为有需要 that you wanted to be an Avengerbecause you need it.
是的 没错 Yes, sir, I do.
加入复仇者联盟 不是他们需要工作 But the Avengers don't do the job becausethey need it.
而是民众需要他们保卫 They do the job because people need them.
发现差别了吗 Do you see the distinction?
有的 Yes, sir.
拜托 霍根先生 Please, Mr. Hogan.
我不想一生碌碌无为 I don't wanna spend the rest of my lifelike an annoying one-trick pony.
先这样吧 All right.
欧买尬 你站起来了 Oh, my God, you're standing.
今天的见面结束了 Yeah, now's the time that we stand.
完蛋了 Damn it.
问题可能在于 Now, the problem might be that you're...
你有点好高骛远 reaching a little, little too high.
务实一点才不会失望 Aim for the middle, and you'll never miss.
你的愿望很好 我相信你 Right? I think you got a good heart. I believe what you're saying.
但并非人人都能拯救世界 But not everybody's the world-saving type. I'm not,
比如我不能 却还是很快乐 and I'm happy.
明白吗 因为我找到了自己的定位 Right? I found my place.
找出你的定位 Find your place.
继续努力 All right? Get back out there.
我们会关注你 加油 - We'll keep an eye on you. Good luck. - Okay.
去开车 带我去那个爆红的汉堡店 Fetch the car. I wanna hit Shake Shack.
没搞定工作还是要善待自己的肚子 Rejection makes me hungy.
- 你认真的 不会吧 - 玩笑玩笑 见谅 - Really? No? - No, no. Please.
- 最好是玩笑 - 好吧 - Yeah, no, no, no. Okay, thank you. - Oh, okay.
俗话说得好 You know what they say.
上帝把一扇门关闭 When one door closes...
10005号地球
会为你打开另一扇工作的门 your locker at work opens.
六年后
韦德 业务顾问
我们现在试驾的这辆老爷车有原厂认证 妈蛋 Now let's go sell some certified pre-owned vehicles, motherfu...
严格来说 嘉华不是小箱货 Technically, the, the Carnival's not a minivan.
它算是多功能休闲车 It's an MPV.
起亚嘉华跟本田奥德赛相比怎么样 奥德赛 - So how does the Kia compare to the Honda Odyssey? - The Odyssey?
问得好 那特么可是毫不逊色 That's a great question. It doesn't fucking suck.
说话时嘴巴放干净点 You know, you can answer the question without swearing.
抱歉 泰米圣女 我没带过孩子 I'm sorry, Tammy, I don't, I don't have kids.
不是我不喜欢孩子 Not that I haven't dreamt of that...
只是我还没怎么过上夫妻生活 but I don't have a lot of vaginal sex.
拽卖汽车
下次就会签单了 You'll get 'em next time, pal.
你随时都能变身超级英雄 And look, you can always go back to superhero-ing.
我很想看你再穿回那套劲装 I mean, I know I'd like to see you back in the suit.
放在柜子里不是为了回忆拉风 I don't keep it in my locker so that I can wear it.
而是为了下次拯救世界 I keep it in my locker in case we need to saddle up again.
喂 放在里面干嘛 What? What is that doing in there?
早结束了 I'm done.
不干了 I'm done.
心如止水 金盆洗手 And I'm fine with being done.
一直这样卖车混下去吗 Look, is sales the best match?
应该不会 Probably not.
这是我向往的生活状态吗 怎么可能 Is this the life that I always imagined for myself? Fuck no.
但这其实挺适合我 老伙计 我是认真的 But this is the right fit for me, Sugar Bear, it is.
好吧 威尔逊先生 Okay, Mr. Wilson.
反正我们每个月都转悠一圈 I'm just saying, once a month, we could go on a little mission.
我们是人类 渴望有成就感 We're human beings. We crave purpose.
而且我们可是死侍 After all, we're Deadpool.
打住 我们早就不做死侍了 我再也不做了 Please stop saying that. We're not Deadpool. I'm not even Deadpool anymore.
如果感觉平台期少了激情 那就使劲折腾起来 Well, if you're gonna have a midlife crisis, go big.
几年前 A few years ago...
有个朋友在奶头上穿了条钛链 a friend of mine got his nipples pierced with a titanium chain...
一直往下连到他的地下老二 that goes down and attaches to his Van Johnson.
是不是生日快到了 才让你这么焦躁 Are, are you feeling grumplestiltskin'cause it's your birthday?
什么 What?
不是 No.
惊喜 Surprise!
算你们走运 我没带武器 Hey, you guys are lucky I'm not armed.
过来 Get in here.
要是六年前 你们就都挂了 If this were six years ago, you'd all be dead.
那个混蛋下了出租车 你可能不相信 So then, he gets out of the cab, and you will not believe it.
- 你猜我一转身发现了什么 - 无线耳机 - I turn around, and what do I find? - AirPods.
- 他的无线耳机 - 他的无线耳机 - His AirPods. Come on. - His AirPods!
好扯的故事 Crazy story.
- 每次都一样 - 屡试不爽 - Every time. Come on. - Every single time.
今天签单了吗 Make any sales today?
明知故问 You know I didn't.
你还在什么乱七八糟的补梦网上装神弄鬼骗钱吗 Did you sell any dreamcatchers on Etsyor whatever it is that you do?
三天后缴房租 韦德 我不可能一直给你延期 Our rent's due in three days, Wade.I can't keep carrying you.
放心 老子有的是钱 Relax. I have the money.
提醒你一句 当初卖给你的降压药是我从地上捡到的 早TM过期了 I sold some old blood pressure medication I found lying around.
你这混蛋是想害死我吗 You tryin' to kill me, motherfucker?
反正你每天都是大把中药熬汤 也还没喝死 I'm not the one dousing everything in salt, motherfucker.
我每天都祈祷 I pray every day that...
天降业火烧死你这个混球 fire finds your body...
替上帝完成 and finishes the job...
- 他没种完成的事 - 我好害怕啊 - God didn't have the nuts to do. - That's hurtful.
你应该能听到我的脸 闻到我的害怕 你这个瞎老太婆 If you could hear the look on my face, you'd smell how sad I am.
发现什么好看的吗 You watched anything good?
舌尖上的不列颠 Great British Bake Off.
哇塞 Oh, goddamn.
没有这档节目 10年前我就无聊自杀了 That show stood between me and suicidefor ten years.
听听我的感受 主要是对堕胎 宗教自由 Those are my feelingson abortion, religious freedom...
还有动物保护 隐私权 疫苗 animal rights, privacy rights, vaccines...
以及市场开放 气候变暖 free-market capitalism, global climate change.
别插嘴 你听着就行 巴克 Yeah, duh-duh-duh. No, no speaking lines, Buck.
嗨 雪绪 Hi, Yukio.
嗨 韦德 Hi, Wade.
新发型真漂亮 Nice fake o'clock shadow.
巴黎夏日的手工染色 地道法国货 It's a summer balayage. From the French.
模仿夏日的阳光 灿烂耀眼 It's meant to mimic thenatural highlights of the sun.
- 那也还是假发 - 黑科技植发 - It's a toupee. - It's a hair system.
- 我喜欢你的黑科技植发 - 谢谢 - I love your hair system, Wade. - Thank you.
要不要来点可卡因 Wanna do some cocaine?
漫威总裁 凯文费吉
凯文费吉说过可卡因是敏感词 没法过审 Hey, cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off limits.
- 改叫玻利维亚爽身粉 - 他们知道那是同一类东西 - What about Bolivian marching powder? - They know all the slang terms.
关于敏感违禁词 他们有个长名单 They have a list.
- 单板滑雪（吸毒） - 蜜桃系眼影也不行 - Even snowboarding? - Even disco dust.
- 白女向碱走（移魂女郎） - 阿福跌撞撞也不行（阿甘正传） - White girl interrupted? - Even Forrest Bump.
- 鼻屎糖（可卡因） - 甜甜圈的糖霜都不准提 - Booger sugar? - I wouldn't even try powdered gonuts.
- 堆雪人也犯禁 - 有可能 - You wanna build a snowman? - Yes.
拉一下试试 Pull here.
- 这里 - 对 - Here? - Yeah.
- 怎么了 - 这样才好玩 - What happened? - That's the fun part.
谢谢你能来 Thanks for coming.
别客气 Yeah.
近期工作如何 How's work?
我升职了 Oh, I got a promotion.
意外之喜 No way.
一个小中层 但我依然很开心 Yeah. It's mind-numbing middle management, but I'm happy.
太棒了 That's great.
- 在处对象吗 - 你呢 - You seeing anyone? - How about you?
有 Yeah.
是一个同事 A guy from work.
叫德蒙 Dermot.
德蒙 Dermot.
- 他人很好 - 那就好 - He's kind. - Good.
喜欢爬山 Likes to go hiking.
至少不会给我带来生命危险 Hasn't gotten me shot yet.
那也未必 Well, it's early days.
你呢 有对象吗 What about you? You seeing anyone?
没有 我住个一居室 跟瞎子艾尔拼床 No, no, I live in a one-bedroom apartment. I share a bed with Blind Al.
- 明白了 - 好 - Okay. All right. - All right.
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
- 说两句 - 对 - Speech! Speech! - Yes!
好啦 All right. Okay, okay, okay.
过生日 Birthdays.
地球每绕行月球一圈都是新的冒险 Boy, every spin around the moonis a new adventure indeed.
- 是太阳啦 蠢蛋 - 好 就你聪明 - Sun, dumbass. - Okay, round-earther.
- 我说到哪了 - 人生的冒险 - Where was I? - The adventure of life.
对 Right.
这几年过的浑浑噩噩 It's been a challenging few years.
好久没见到大家了 Haven't seen you guys in a while.
经历了很多 周围一切都变了 Been through a lot, change of life.
- 你绝经了 - 你TM不认识剧本吗 - Menopause? - Bitch, are you improv-ing?
抱歉 Sorry.
抱歉让你见笑了 雪绪 I'm sorry that you had to see that, Yukio.
没关系 It's okay.
但我还是很快乐 But I'm happy.
这都是 You know, and that's, that's...
因为有你们各位 because of each and every one of you.
我想说的是 I guess, what I'm trying to say is...
我很骄傲 很感激 how proud I am, how grateful I am...
能站在这里 to be standing in a room...
跟我爱的每个人相聚 with every single person I love.
我是世上最幸运的人 I'm the luckiest man alive.
许个愿吧 朋友 Make a wish, buddy.
收到 好朋友 Ten-four, good buddy.
要吹咯 Going down.
韦德·威尔逊 Wade Wilson?
脱衣猛男 一定是阿杜叫来的 Oh, yeah. Dancers. Dopinder must have ordered you.
这是在角色扮演警察吗 Are those supposed to be cop costumes?
当我没问 Never mind.
衣服脱光 头盔戴着 Take your clothes off...
这不是风月俏佳人 but leave the helmets. And this isn't Pretty Woman.
我们要湿吻 We're kissing. All right?
你们通常用哪首舞曲 What song do you guys normally dance to?
我应该要好怕怕吗 Is that supposed to be scary?
后庭开花我不陌生 Pegging isn't new for me, friendo.
但在迪士尼还是头一遭 But it is for Disney.
好 从背后我可不熟练 Okay, I've never been a natural bottom,
所以要慢慢来 so we're gonna take things real slow.
眼神要激情交会 And I want some crazy eye contact.
不是你 你 Not you. You.
隔着面具虽然看不见眼睛 但我还是对你有感觉 Can't see your eyes through the mask, but I can feel them.
我们先到走廊上 We're gonna move on down the hallway...
免得事后难打扫 so we can spare a clean up on aisle asshole.
大家意下如何 How does everyone feel about this plan?
- 我不喜欢你 - 这种态度就很对路了 - I don't like you. - Yes. Let's hold on to that attitude.
待会儿搞的时候把怒气发泄出来 And we're gonna do it angry.
威尔逊先生 Mr. Wilson...
你好像是大便返流阻塞脑回路了 you appear to have soiled yourself while unconscious.
我很清醒 敢问你哪位 I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?
在下悖论 I go by the name of Paradox.
你可以称我为悖论先生 这里是时变局 Mr. Paradox. And you're sitting here at the TVA.
时间变异管理局的简称 The Time Variance Authority.
我们负责监控 We're really a watchdog organization...
名字有点儿讽刺 充满返古倒退的味道 except we're more lightheartedthan that sounds with a sort of...
但实际上工作内容还算轻松 throwback, ironic twist.
我们负责守护所谓的神圣时间线 And we're in charge of defendingwhat's known as the Sacred...
时间线 Timeline.
我靠 都尼玛拍到我的第三部电影了 还得给新观众从头解释一遍 Holy fuck. That is a shit-ton of expositionfor a threequel.
是因为我用过电索的时光机吗 Is this because I used Cable's time machine?
我救了几个人的命 然后就把它摧毁 Brought a couple of people back to life, then I destroyed it.
- 那都是八百年前了 - 对 - That was a long time ago. - Yes...
我们是知道你乱搞过时间线 we're aware of your abuse of your timeline.
嘁哩喀喳一顿胡来 And you were so abusive of it.
不过 这次跟那无关 No, it has nothing to do with that.
跟我来 Walk with me.
我带你来是想告诉你 I brought you here, Mr. Wilson, to tell you...
你的与众不同 that you're special.
其实你被选中来实现一项更高的目标 In fact, you've been chosen for a higher purpose...
连我都不清楚是什么 a purpose unclear even to me.
但这个目标 But...
能拯救整个神圣时间线 one that could save the entire Sacred Timeline...
免于遭受未来的恐怖命运 from a possibly grisly fatesometime in the future...
那命运就是很可能会被 which may very well need to be...
毁灭 avenged.
这个神圣时间线 This Sacred Timeline...
我猜它会跟漫威有关 I assume I'm going to marvel...
就像 at how...
漫威电影全家桶 cinematic it feels?
把各种龙套角色 Gratuitous cameos...
都捏把在一起 捆绑打包 indiscriminate use of Variants, the whole package?
你自己看 Well, you tell me.
美队 Cap!
你不再迷惘了 韦德 You are no longer lost, Wade.
你能成为英雄中的英雄 You can be a hero among heroes.
我们关注你有一段时间了 We've been surveilling you for quite a while.
- 地铁站 - 时变局前哨站 对 - Subway station. - A TVA outpost, yes.
那是什么 And what is that?
那是我吗 Is that me?
那是索尔吗 Is that Thor?
他在哭哦 Is he crying?
先别想太多 Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
那发生在遥远的未来 That happens in the distant future.
- 索尔干嘛哭 告诉我 - 别跟她说话 - Why is Thor crying? Quick! Tell me. - Do not speak to her.
打住 看着我 Stop that. Eyes on me.
我带你过来 是为了给你机会 I brought you hereto offer you an opportunity.
多年前你曾追求过 但没得到的机会 The opportunity you sought years ago, but for which you were not ready.
我们相信 现在你已经准备好了 We believe you're ready now.
暂时离开你的时间线 Ready for a chance to leave your timeline...
投入最伟大宇宙的机会 and join the greatest universe of all.
我要实现你梦想已久的心愿 I am about to give you the thing you've always wanted.