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年轻的教宗
第一季第一集
你好 罗马 Ciao, Rome!
你好 世界 Ciao, world!
你好 Ciao!
我们一直遗漏了什么 What have we forgotten?
我们一直遗漏了你 We have forgotten you!
让我开诚布公地声明 Let me be very clear:
我只有一个简单的使命 I'm here for one very simple reason.
不遗漏每一个人 To not forget anyone.
当主选中我来侍奉他 God does not leave anyone behind.
他告诉我 主不会抛下任何一个人 That is what He told me when I decided to serve Him.
而我现在也这样告诉你们 And it is what I say to you now.
我侍奉主 也侍奉你们 I serve God. I serve you!
我们曾遗漏妇女与儿童 We've forgotten the women and children,
她们将用爱与善改变这个世界 who will change this world with their love and their kindness.
也用她们非凡而神圣的性灵来玩耍 And with their marvelous, divine disposition to play.
唯有通过玩耍 我们才能真正 Play is the only authentic means we have
获得与生命的和谐 to make us feel in harmony with life.
只有获得与生命的和谐 我们才能与主同在 And to be in harmony with God we have to be in harmony with life.
我们别无选择 We don't have a choice:
必须与主同在 We must be in harmony with God!
我们还遗漏了什么 And what else have we forgotten?
我们遗漏了自渎 We have forgotten to masturbate,
遗漏了避孕 to use contraceptives,
遗漏了堕胎 to get abortions,
遗漏了祝福同性婚姻 to celebrate gay marriages,
遗漏了允许神父恋爱 to allow priests to love each other,
遗漏了允许他们结婚 and even to get married.
我们遗漏了人可以在厌世时选择自杀 We've forgotten that we can decide to die if you detest living,
我们遗漏了毫无罪恶感地享受 we've forgotten to have sexual relations
不以生育为目的的性爱 for purposes other than procreation without feeling guilty!
救命 Help!
我们遗漏了离婚 遗漏了让修女主持弥撒 To divorce, to let nuns say mass,
以上所有都是天主教所反对的
遗漏了允许使用一切已知的或仍在探索的 to make babies in all the ways science has discovered
科学手段来繁育婴儿 and will continue to discover.
简而言之 我亲爱的孩子们 In short, my dear, dear children,
我们不仅遗忘了玩耍 not only have we forgotten to play,
还遗忘了幸福 we have forgotten to be happy.
而通往幸福只有一条途径 And there is only one road that leads to happiness.
那就是自由 And that road is called freedom.
天主教祷词 天主教会认为圣伯多禄(即基督教的圣彼得)为建立了罗马教会 为第一任教宗 而基督新教认为并不一定如此
愿圣伯多禄及圣保禄二位宗徒 Sancti Apostoli Petrus et Paulus,
我们信赖你的权能... de quorum potestate et auctoritate confidimus...
你说什么呢 连尼 这都是些什么疯话 What are you saying, Lenny? What's all this nonsense?
你不是教宗了 连尼 You're not the Pope, Lenny!
我才是教宗 I am the Pope!
我是教宗 而你 连尼 I'm the Pope, and you, Lenny,
已不再是教徒了 are no longer a member of the Church.
主已经不要你了 连尼 You are done with God, Lenny.
不要我了是什么意思 What you mean done?
我才刚刚开始呢 I just barely got started with God.
你是谁 连尼 Who are you, Lenny?
我是个矛盾体 I am a contradiction.
指圣父 圣子 圣神为同一本体的三个不同位格 仅有一位唯一的神 却有三个位格
就像主 三位一体 Like God. One in three and three in one.
玛利亚童贞受孕 产下耶稣 罗马天主教以玛利亚为圣人 而基督新教认为她只是耶稣 在地上的生母 而非"上帝之母"
就像玛利亚 童贞圣母 Like Mary, virgin and mother.
就像人 既是好的 又有原罪 Like man, good and evil.
庇护十三世于今日即位 Today Pio XIII's papacy begins.
枢机是教宗治理天主教会时主要的助手和顾问 是天主教会神职人员中仅次于教宗的职位 教外人士又称之为红衣主教
枢机们仍留在梵蒂冈 Cardinals are still in Vatican City,
他们将在新教宗完成第一次讲道之后离开 and they will leave Rome only after the new Pontiff's first homily.
我是教宗 I am the Pope.
教宗陛下 我们对您的口味还不了解 Not knowing your tastes, Your Holiness,
就每样都准备了一些 we took the liberty of preparing a little of everything.
没人告诉过你我早晨吃得不多 基本上什么都不吃吗 Didn't anyone tell you I don't eat much? Hardly anything, in fact!
我早餐只喝一听樱桃味零度可乐 All I have in the morning is a Cherry Coke Zero.
我们这就去拿 We will get some right away.
- 你叫什么 - 多门 陛下 - What's your name? - Domen, Your Holiness.
我是您的管家 I am Your Holiness's maggiordomo.
- 你知道多门原本的含义吗 - 属于神之人 - Do you know what Domen means? - "One who belongs to God".
即若a = b b = c 则a = c
没错 那么 根据等式的传递性... Precisely. So, by transitive property...
你属于我 you belong to me.
您睡得好吗 陛下 How did you sleep, Your Holiness?
我做了个很搞笑的梦 I had an amusing dream.
梦到奥佐林斯枢机与阿吉雷枢机互抽耳光 Cardinal Ozolins and Cardinal Aguirre slapping each other,
而我对着圣伯多禄广场上的人群说了些 and I said the most outrageous things to the crowd
绝顶荒谬的东西 in Saint Peter's Square.
那我就在这等着我的樱桃味零度可乐 Well then, I'll wait here for my Cherry Coke Zero.
那么您愿意喝点一般的健怡可乐吗 In the meantime would Your Holiness care for a regular Diet Coke?
别提那种异端 多门 Let's not utter heresies, Domen.
要将就 毋宁死 It's death to settle for things in life.
罗马天主教对教宗亦可称"圣父"
圣父 在您等可乐的同时 请允许我为您介绍 Holy Father, while you wait, may I present Sister Bice,
意大利一地名
来自拉齐奥区美丽的内皮镇的碧斯姊妹 from Nepi, in delightful province of Lazio.
"姊妹"是天主教内对修女的称呼
她将是您的私人厨师 She will be your personal cook.
碧斯姊妹服务过您之前的三任教宗 Sister Bice also served three pontiffs who came before you.
她年轻时 曾在印度传教 When she was young, she was a missionary in India
而幸运的是 她的英语说得很好 and fortunately for us, she speaks a good English.
我可爱的圣父 Well, my sweet Holy Father,
您午餐想吃些什么 now what is it you would like to have for your lunch?
您只需告诉碧斯您想吃什么 You just tell your Bice what you want,
我就会为您准备好 and I'll prepare it for you.
茄汁肉酱意面 豆子汤意面 奶汁意面 千层面 Amatriciana, pasta e fagioli, carbonara, lasagne...
我没听错吧 她刚才说了"我可爱的" Am I mistaken, did she say "my sweet"?
教宗陛下 碧斯姊妹非常... 古灵精怪 Your Holiness, Sister Bice is rather... quaint.
不 多门 她不是古灵精怪 No, Domen, she is not quaint.
她是亲近 She's friendly.
嬷嬷 Mother...
我要给你说清一件事 这件事您一辈子 Let me explain something to you, that you, in your long life,
都还没弄明白过 have not yet had the occasion to understand:
亲近关系是危险的 Friendly relationships are dangerous.
它们会产生暧昧 They lend themselves to ambiguities,
误解与矛盾 misunderstandings, and conflicts,
而这种关系结局永远难看 and they always end badly.
反之 正式关系则 Formal relationships, on the other hand,
如泉水一般清晰 are as clear as spring water.
其中原则明确无疑 Their rules are carved in stone.
毫无误解之虞 There's no risk of being misunderstood
也将经久长存 and they last forever.
现在 你需要明白... Now, you need to know...
我不喜欢亲近的关系 I do not appreciate friendly relationships.
但我非常欣赏正式的关系 But I'm a great admirer of formal ones.
关系正式 方成礼仪 Where there are formal relationships there are rites
礼仪永固 秩序长存 and where there are rites the earth order reigns.
教宗的国务卿 主持罗马教廷的国务秘书处 执行教廷和梵蒂冈城所有的政治和外交功能
教宗陛下 圣座国务卿阁下与 Your Holiness, His Eminence the Cardinal Secretary of State
罗马教廷分管不同事物的部门
教廷各圣部部长 and the Prefects of the Various Congregations
迫不及待地要觐见和欢迎您了 can't wait to make your acquaintance and to welcome you.
他们还得再多待一会 Well, they're gonna have to.
因为我得先喝完我的樱桃味零度可乐 Because first I have to drink my Cherry Coke Zero.
愿以圣光照耀所有心灵的主 助你 May God, who has enlightened every heart, help you
明了你的罪 信他的慈悲 to know your sins and trust His mercy.
你有何罪 维耶洛 Your sins, Voiello?
托马辛诺 别浪费我的时间 Tommasino, don't waste my time.
我的罪都和复杂的财政和外交有关 My sins have to do with high finance and diplomacy.
就算我要告解 你也听不明白 Even if I were to confess them, you wouldn't understand a thing.
那就告解我听得明白的部分 So confess those I can understand.
我起了不洁的欲念 I've had impure thoughts.
对谁 About who?
旧石器时代女性小雕塑 具有鲜明的生殖崇拜象征 发现于奥地利维伦多夫
- 对维伦多夫的维纳斯 - 谁 - About the Venus of Willendorf. - Who's she?
教宗摆在他书橱里的旧石器时代石雕 The Paleolithic statue the Pope keeps in his library.
有两万五千年了 It's 25,000 years-old.
指特定对年老者产生爱恋与性欲的倾向
对这么古老的石雕产生了恋老癖的欲念... Impure and gerontophilia thoughts about a statue...
这我该让你如何忏悔赎罪呢 What sort of penance can I assign for that?
你这是给我出难题 维耶洛 You're making things difficult for me, Voiello!
你好好想吧 想出来告诉我 You think about it and let me know.
我赶时间 I'm in a hurry.
瞧 圣神正在吹过 Look, guys, the Holy Spirit is blowing away.
说到圣神 你们怎么看 Speaking of the Holy Spirit, what do you think?
教宗由枢机选举产生 选举前圣歌为伏求圣神降临 光照指引选举
他真的光照指引那些枢机了吗 Did He illumine the cardinals?
你们非洲人的天真无邪真令人感动 The naiveté of you Africans is really touching.
你真的相信是圣神选出了教宗 Do you really believe that the Holy Spirit elects the Pope?
非洲人是不信的 但天主教徒相信 这正是我们所信仰的 We Africans, no, but we Catholics, yes, that is what we believe.
你不信吗 奥佐林斯 Don't you, Ozolins?
虽然圣神不傻 但他讽刺又狡黠 Well the Holy Spirit is not stupid but He is ironic and cunning.
- 我不明白 - 他想说的是... - I don't understand. - What he's trying to tell you...
在梵蒂冈... is that here in Vatican...
圣神就是维耶洛 the Holy Spirit is just another name for Voiello.
贝拉尔多四十七岁 Belardo is forty-seven years old.
他很年轻 That's young.
也就是说我们活不到见证下一位教宗了 真难过 Which means we won't live to see another pope. How sad!
卡尔塔尼塞塔 你活到见证了 Caltanissetta, it's already a miracle
这一任教宗就已经是个奇迹了 that you've lived long enough to see this one.
我不确定维耶洛这次起到了好的领导作用 I'm not so sure that Voiello has shown good leadership this time.
其实我从不信任维耶洛 I've never really trusted Voiello myself.
他是魔鬼的化身 He's the devil incarnate.
斯宾塞本来是个好人选 Spencer would have been the right choice.
他太独立了 Far too independent,
那对我们枢机来说可不是什么好事 and that wouldn't have been a good news for us cardinals.
没错 True.
但我们换上来的不过是个作秀的傀儡 But all we have in exchange is a telegenic puppet.
这意味着他能被操纵 And that means that he can be manipulated.
维耶洛引导枢机们投票给贝拉尔多的手法 This is a masterpiece of Voiello's diplomatic cunning,
真是他外交手腕的杰作 the way he shepherded the cardinals' votes to Belardo.
如今贝拉尔多登上大位 Now Belardo holds office,
但维耶洛才是幕后操纵人 but Voiello is pulling the strings.
而他会照我们说的做 And he'll run things the way we tell him,
因为我们又一次救了他的命 because once again we saved his life.
或许我这个非洲人比较天真 I may be African, and I may be naive,
但要我说... but if you ask me...
你实在过于简化了今后的情形 you're simplifying the future to an unhealthy degree.
我赞同这位非洲同事的观点 I'm in agreement with our African colleague.
这是什么意思 What do you mean by that?
你忘记了一个重要问题 That you've forgotten to ask one fundamental question.
他又爱又恨的徒弟当了教宗 What's Spencer going to do now
斯宾塞现在又会 that his beloved, detested protégé
怎么做呢 has become pope?
耶稣临死前曾说 "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"
"我的神 我的神 你为什么抛弃我" said Jesus before he was about to die.
而在我开始新生之前 我也同样要说这句话 Which is what I say to you now, before I begin to live.
神的无限沉默... God's infinite silence...
神的无限沉默 God's infinite silence.
教宗陛下... 您有何罪 Your Holiness... your sins.
我没有罪过要告解 I don't have any sins to confess.
- 真的吗 - 我唯一的罪过 - Are you serious? - My only sin,
也是一桩巨大的罪过 and it's an enormous one,
是我的良知从未指责过我 is that my conscience does not accuse me of anything.
以圣父 圣子 圣神的名义 Ego te absolvo peccatis tuis in nomine Patris,
我宽恕你的罪 阿门 et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.
如果我听到的告解都像您这样 教宗陛下 If I always heard confessions like yours, Your Holiness,
我就要失业了 I'd be out of a job.
你在梵蒂冈听过多少告解 托马索神父 How many confessions do you hear in the Vatican, Don Tommaso?
我吗 Me?
整个教廷 许多修女与神父 The entire Curia, a good number of nuns and priests,
还有很多在梵蒂冈工作的非宗教人员 as well as several lay employees who work in Vatican City.
你多大岁数了 How old are you?
六十一岁 Sixty-one.
你视力如何 And how's your eyesight?
我连眼镜都不用 I don't even wear glasses.
你听力如何 And your hearing?
我唯一的问题是我的头发 陛下 My only problem is my hair, Your Holiness.
脱发吗 You mean it's falling out?
不仅仅是 有时候还会疼 Not only that. Sometimes it hurts.
你头发会疼 Your hair hurts?
很好 非常好 Good, very good!
实话说 托马索神父 我需要你 I'll be frank, Don Tommaso, I need you.
你一定要为你的教宗 You must do something very important
做一件非常非常重要的事 for the eminency of your pontiff.
随您吩咐任何事情 圣父 您说吧 Whatever you wish, Holy Father. Tell me.
过来 我在告解室里告诉你 Come then, I'll tell you in the confessional.
告解室非常好看 Confessional booths are so beautiful.
像山间小屋 They look like little mountain huts.
喜欢山吗 Do you like the mountains?
我不太喜欢雪 I don't like the snow.
我需要你做这件事 Here's what I want you to do.
意大利足球俱乐部
看看这那不勒斯三叉戟 费德里科 Behold the Naples trinity, Federico.
国务卿阁下 Your Eminence.
你知道写我的书有多少本吗 Do you know how many books have been written about me?
- 十七本 - 十八本 - Seventeen. - Eighteen.
最新一本下周付梓 The last one's going to press next week,
而它的标题最最好 and it's got the best title of all.
- 是什么 - 幕后之人 - Which is? - The Man Behind the Scenes.
- 文采斐然 - 当然 我自己建议的 - Beautiful. - Of course. I suggested it myself.
- 谁写的 - 马娜 那个最左派的记者 - Who wrote it? - Manna, that leftist reporter.
那意味着这本书将对您进行批评 阁下 That means it's going to be critical of you, Your Eminence.
那当然 这最好不过 它们会把你变成一代传奇 Of course, those are the best. They turn you into a legend.
别做过头了 不然人们可能会知道你是在假笑 Don't overdo it now, or people will know you're faking it.
原谅我 阁下 但那句真的很好笑 Forgive me, Eminence, but that was a good one.
你应该笑 但是要适度 You should laugh, but in proportion.
瓦伦蒂 Valente.
- 教宗陛下呢 - 他在直升机机场 - His Holiness? - He's at the Heliport.
他才刚到 就想着走了 He just got here, and he already wants to leave?
这次你该笑得再大一点 Now you could have laughed a little more.
他派我来告诉您 他要晚一点来见您 国务卿阁下 He sent me to tell you he'll be late for your meeting, Eminence.
好吧 但如果你见到他 告诉他别晚太多 Okay, but if you see him, tell him not to be too late,
因为与他不同 我有很多事要做 because I, unlike him, have a lot to do.
指罗马教廷第一任教宗 使徒圣伯多禄 他曾时加利利海边的一名渔夫
我得替这艘优柔寡断的渔夫 I've got to steer this boat,
伯多禄留给我的船掌好舵 which that indecisive fisherman Peter left me.
瓦伦蒂 你对他有何印象 Valente, what do you make of him?
他是个吃得很少的人 非常少 He's a man of little appetite. Actually... very little.
这不是个好迹象 不是个好迹象 This is not a good sign. Not a good sign.
嬷嬷 Ma'.
别再叫我嬷嬷 叫我玛丽姊妹 Don't ever call me Ma'. Call me Sister Mary.
那是什么 What's that?
我爸爸给我的 My father gave it to me.
你可以把它给我 我帮你保管好 You can give it to me if you like. I'll hold on to it for you.
不行 我爸爸说 我要一直自己收好 No. My father said that I should always keep it with me.
连尼 Lenny!
玛丽姊妹 Sister Mary.
您好 我的圣徒 Here you are, my saint.
- 我不是什么圣徒 - 您是的 - No, I'm not a saint. - Yes.
您还随身带着它吗 Do you still have it on you?
一直带着 Always.
这是什么 What's this?
1858年 圣母玛利亚在法国露德的一个山洞中连续十八次显现 后该处成为天主教著名圣地
露德山洞圣母像的复制品 A replica of the grotto of Our Lady of Lourdes.
正在修复 It's being restored.
现在起 您将生活在教廷的最核心 From now on, you're going to be living at the exact center of the Church.
但我不明白 那是什么意思 But I don't understand. What does that mean?
这意味着 教廷的最核心 That means that just now
刚刚向后移了几步 the center of the Church took a few steps back.
您喜欢这公寓吗 Do you like the apartment?
非常好 I'll be just fine here.
您距我只有几米远 You're only a few feet away from me.
我在飞机上读到了一段关于罗马的有趣描述 On the plane I read this amusing description of Rome:
梵蒂冈位于意大利罗马的西北角
"梵蒂冈城的郊区" "A suburb of Vatican City."
不完全如此 Well, that's not exactly true,
但终将会实现 but it will be.
出什么问题了 连尼 What's wrong, Lenny?
有什么是没问题的呢 玛丽姊妹 What's not wrong, Sister Mary.
那边是北方 North is that way.
威尼斯的方向 Where Venice is.
听我说 连尼 Listen to me, Lenny.
从今日起 你将领导天主教会 Starting today, you have to lead the Church.
十亿教徒 One billion people.
世界人口的五分之一 One fifth of the world's population.
你明白我在说什么吗 连尼 Do you understand what I'm saying, Lenny?
十亿人 将以你的一言一行为准 One billion people will depend on what you say and do.
他们将服从以神之名的你 They'll make important decisions, happy or sad,
来做出重要抉择 of life or death,
喜悦或悲伤 生存或死亡 in order to obey you, in the name of God.
这一切将创造一个全新的视角 All of this creates a new perspective.
一个广阔的视角 An immense perspective.
现在 你个人的苦痛 你无边的磨难 Now, your personal aches, your enormous sufferings,
你不堪的记忆... your terrible memories...
连尼 这话很不好听 但我必须告诉你 It's a harsh thing to say, Lenny, but I have to say it,
它们都需退居次要地位 they must take a back seat.
出自圣经歌罗西书 劝勉门徒少思虑琐碎现实 "你们要思念天上的事 不要思念地上的事"
它们都是俗世的小事 They are things of this earth.
你明白我的话吗 连尼 Do you understand what I'm saying, Lenny?
我了解你的所有不幸 I know all your sorrows,
我曾与你一同经历 I've lived with them together with you,
我曾为你将它们抚平 I've wept over them with you,
但现在 你应该 but now the time has come for you
淡褪你的不幸 to let your sorrows to fade,
让它们成为无关的 遥远的回忆 to become irrelevant, distant memories,
在神所赋予你的责任面前它们不值一提 insignificant, vanquished, destroyed and overpowered
被这责任所打败 所压倒 所摧毁 by the terrible responsibility that God has given you.
从现在起 你不再是连尼·贝拉尔多 From now on, you are no longer Lenny Belardo,
那个无父无母的孤儿 the fatherless, motherless boy.
从现在起 From now on,
你是庇护十三世教宗 you are Pope Pius XIII,
整个天主教会的父与母 Father and Mother of the entire Catholic Church.
请允许我这样说 陛下 大幸事 Allow me to say, Your Holiness, what joy!
真是大幸事 What joy!
圣神给出了最好的指引 The Holy Spirit could not have illumined us in a better manner.
我谨代表全教廷欢迎您 In the name of the entire Church, welcome.
愿您任期长久 光明灿烂 成果丰硕 May your pontificate be long, radiant, and fruitful.
祝我"长久"尚可接受 Let's settle for long.
真是个富有启迪的玩笑 What a telling joke!
玩笑从来不会富有启迪 玩笑就是玩笑 Jokes are never telling. They're jokes.
那么 圣父 Well, Holy father,
首先 向您介绍一个 first of all, a small piece of information
实用而别致的小装置 of a practical and picturesque nature...
您的办公桌下面 在右侧有一个按钮 Under your desk, on the right, you will find a button.
如果您觉着某个会见令人不快 If you feel that an encounter is becoming disagreeable
或纯属浪费时间 or a waste of time,
您只需悄悄地按一下 all you have to do is to press it discreetly,
一位助手马上会找个借口进来 and an assistant will swiftly appear with some excuse,
打断您的会见 liberating you from your engagement.
也就是说 他会说谎 He'll lie, in other words.
是的 但他有很多时间和机会进行忏悔 Yes, but he'll have plenty of time and opportunity to repent.
圣父 如果您同意的话 Well, Holy Father, if you agree,
我将从最重要的事务开始 I would like to start with our top priorities.
其中最紧急的是 The most urgent of them all
您在圣伯多禄广场的第一次讲道 is your first homily in Saint Peter's Square.
对此人们情绪非常高涨 There is a great deal of agitation about it,
这在我长期的教廷生涯中 something which I, in my long career,
几乎还前所未见 have never quite seen before.
整个教廷国务院都在准备此事 The entire office of the Secretary of State is working on it.
我亲自熬夜写出了一份初稿 I myself worked all night long on a rough draft,
想要提交给您 which I would like to submit you.
全世界各地赶来的 The press and the faithful who are coming here
媒体和信众 from every corner of the globe
本都以为您将于今日进行讲道 were all convinced that you were going to deliver your homily today.
我们很好地安抚了他们的情绪 We did an excellent job at calming their spirits,
但与此同时 教宗陛下 but at the same time, Your Holiness,
遗憾地说我们至多拖延到这个程度 I am sorry to say that we can only delay for so long.
最好明天能够举行 Tomorrow would be ideal.
这就是最急迫的议题 There, this is the most pressing issue.
最最急迫的议题是我需要一杯美式咖啡 The most pressing issue is my need for a cup of American coffee.
国务卿阁下 你能帮我倒一杯吗 Would you make me one, Your Eminence?
当然 阿玛图奇 Certainly. Amatucci.
我没让他倒 I didn't ask him.
我让你倒 I asked you.
为您倒咖啡是我的荣幸 It will be a pleasure and an honor for me
我乐意之至 教宗陛下 to bring you coffee, Your Holiness.
- 谢谢 国务卿阁下 - 这是我的职责 圣父 - Thank you, Your Eminence. - It's my duty, Blessed Father.
那么 圣父 关于您的讲道 Holy Father, now, about your homily,
您想如何进行 how would we like to proceed, then?
容后再议 Later.
那么 对于特别助理这一关键职位 And has the Holy Father already thought of some candidates
您心中可有人选 for the delicate role of a special assistant?
- 我有个想法 - 我也是 - I have an idea. - I do too.
我认为杰梅拉主教... Monsignor Gemelli comes to mind...
我属意玛丽姊妹 My idea is Sister Mary.
一个绝妙的人选 教宗陛下 An admirable idea, Your Holiness,
也完全可以理解 and completely understandable.
但是 容我说一句 很不幸 Allow me to add, however, that unfortunately,
教廷有着堪比 the Curia has complex mechanisms
天体物理学般复杂的运行机制 which might seem like astrophysics.
因此 不可避免地 教宗您对此完全缺乏经验 Therefore, the Holy Father's inevitable lack of experience,
玛丽姊妹也是同样 together with Sister Mary's inevitable lack of experience
因此我建议您在教廷内部选择... would lead me to suggest an internal contribution...
当然我理解玛丽姊妹对您的重要程度 Of course I realize how central Sister Mary seems to you.
我们可以为她专门设一个职位 We could invent a sort of ad hoc role for her.
我们在这方面并不缺乏创意 We won't lack for imagination around here.
没错 Yeah.
你说得一点不错 维耶洛 她很重要 You're exactly right, Voiello. She's central.
我七岁那年玛丽姊妹将我带进了她的孤儿院 Sister Mary took me in at her orphanage when I was 7 years old,
她抚养我 爱护我 让我成为了一个好的天主教徒 she raised me and she loved me. She made me a good Christian.
一位伟大的天主教徒 A great Christian!
杰梅拉主教富有经验 我会仰仗他 Monsignor Gemelli is experienced, I would rely on him.
或许您没有听明白我的话 Perhaps you didn't hear me correctly.
有可能 圣父 我的英语能力确实有限 Perhaps, Holy Father. My English does have its limits.
那你最好提高一下 You'd better improve it then.
玛丽姊妹将成为我的特别助理 Sister Mary will be my special assistant.
如您所愿 圣父 As you wish, Holy Father.
还有 您需要起草和发表 Then, of course, there is the matter of drafting
罗马天主教全体枢机的总称 作用是辅佐教宗处理教会事务 以及在教宗薨逝或退位后选出继任教宗
对枢机团的讲话 and delivering your address to the College of Cardinals.
他们都还留在这 They're all still here.
等您讲话后才会离开梵蒂冈 They will not leave the Vatican until you address them.
容后再议 Later.
教廷国务院的人员 In the office of the Secretary,
一直想知道您是否 we have been wondering if the Holy Father
由教宗发布的关于处理一个重大的或当时认为是严重的事件的广为传布的文件
想要就通谕的起草 would care to provide us with some indications
对我们进行一些指示 regarding the draft of an encyclical.
再议 Later.
各圣部部长都非常急切地 The prefects of the various congregations
想要亲眼见到您 are of course eager to see you with their own eyes.
但我猜您也想稍后再议此事 But I imagine that you would like to deal with this matter... later?
不 现在就见 No, now.
天主教廷关于监察审理违规神职人员的部门
首先 我想见见圣职部部长 First off, I want to meet the Prefect for the Congregation for the Clergy.
圣父 反正我颇能 At any rate, Holy Father,
理解您对于起草通谕的不情愿 I understand your reluctance about the encyclical.
您的前任一说起这话 Your predecessor always made me laugh
我就笑得不行 when he said that...
法国作家马塞尔·普鲁斯特的作品 以其长度及意识流手法而著名
通谕就像普鲁斯特的"追忆似水年华" an encyclical is like Proust's "In Search of Lost Time".
"所有人都引用它 但没人真正读完过" "Everyone quotes it, but no one reads it."
您睡着了吗 圣父 Are you sleeping, Holy Father?
不 国务卿阁下 我在祈祷 No Your Eminence, I'm praying.
为你祈祷 For you.
别再用那种眼神盯着维伦多夫维纳斯了 Stop looking at the Venus of Willendorf in that way.
圣父 圣父 Holy Father, Holy Father,
教宗的正式官邸
教宗宫禁止吸烟 smoking is not allowed in the papal palace!
是吗 Is that so?
第264任教宗 1978年至2005年在任
- 谁说的 - 若望·保禄二世 - Who decided that? - John Paul II.
- 那个教宗 - 是的 那个教宗 - The Pope? - Yes, the Pope.
现在我是新教宗了 There's a new Pope now.
没错 True.
- 国务卿阁下... - 什么事 圣父 - Your Eminence... - Yes, Holy Father.
你太执着于过去了 You're too tied to the past.
他们也是这样评价您的 教宗陛下 They say the same thing about you, Your Holiness.
过去是一处庞大的所在 充满了各种各样的东西 The past is an enormous place, with all sorts of things inside.
当下则不同 Not so with the present.
当下仅是一处窄径 The present is merely a narrow opening,
仅能容下一双眼睛 with room for only one pair of eyes.
那就是我的眼睛 Mine.
- 国务卿阁下 - 什么事 - Your eminence. - Yes.
我们的首要事务 Our top priorities.
我在 正如我所说... Here I am. As I was saying...
你来负责政治 You will be in charge of politics,
财政 宗教理论 finance, theology,
人事任命与晋升 appointments and promotions.
我来负责世俗事务 I will take care of worldly matters,
四处旅行 奉承大众 迎合名流 travel, adulation of the masses, celebrations.
这是最高效的分工 圣父 A most effective division of roles, Holy Father.
- 国务卿阁下 - 什么事 圣父 - Your Eminence. - Yes, Blessed Father?
我只是开玩笑的 I was just kidding.
- 不是很明显吗 - 看不出来 - That wasn't obvious? - Hardly!
我们目前的首要事务有 So, as I was saying, our top priorities are...
一 梵蒂冈电台的信号要加强 One: The Radio Vatican signal needs boosting.
接受效果差到无法忍受 It is unacceptable that reception is so poor.
二 教宗我想看看我收到的所有礼物 Two: The pope wants to see all the gifts the pope receives.
收拾好一个地方 用来存放所有我收到的礼物 Have a storage facility fitted out for storing all the gifts I receive.
教宗所戴的三层冠冕 由主教冠和三面王冠组成 后面有两条垂带
三 梵蒂冈必须立即将三重冕从华盛顿的 Three: The Vatican must immediately buy back the papal tiara
指若望·保禄一世 1978年在位 即位34天后去世 富有个人魅力 具有开明倾向 他将他的三重冕赠送给了圣母无玷始胎国家朝圣地圣殿
圣母无玷始胎国家朝圣地圣殿买回来 from the basilica in Washington DC,
那是我那位视开明高于传统的前任 which my predecessors, who favoured sobriety over tradition,
轻率地送人的 imprudently let go.
第四... And four...
玛丽姊妹也将监管你 Sister Mary will also look after you.
她将监督你的所有行动 She will oversee all your activities
并直接向我汇报 and report directly back to me.
她将是你的守护天使 She will be your guardian angel.
我已经六十岁了 圣父 I'm sixty years, Holy Father.
不需要守护天使了 I don't need a guardian angel.
我们都需要守护天使 维耶洛 We all need a guardian angel, Voiello.
尤其是狂妄不检行止含混的男人 Especially unscrupulous, ambiguous men.
那么请让我自己选择守护天使 Then, please, allow me to choose mine myself.
下辈子吧 In another life.
这辈子 In this life,
教宗为你选择守护天使 the Pope chooses your guardian angel for you.
而他是教宗 And he is the Pope.
您叫我了吗 圣父 Did you call for me, Holy Father?
教宗 Papa!
此为米开朗基罗的"圣母怜子"雕塑 描述耶稣死后圣母抱着他痛哭的景象 现藏于梵蒂冈圣伯多禄大教堂
最终都会回归于此 不是吗 It all comes back to this in the end, doesn't it?
回到母亲怀抱 To the mother.
古铁雷斯主教 你母亲什么样 How was your mother like, Monsignor Gutierrez?
她是一个未能脱离邪恶的女人 She was a woman who did not scorn wickedness.
而这造就了一位充满良善的儿子 And it had the effect of creating a son full of goodness.
我调查过你了 I've inquired about you.
所有人都说你是光辉的良善楷模 Everyone tells me you are a shining example of goodness.
谢谢您相信他们的形容 圣父 I thank you for believing them, Holy Father.
我应该谢谢你 It is I who should thank you,
能让我不必被大群游客打扰地到这里来 for allowing me to be here without hordes of tourists.
这是我的职责 圣父 That's my duty, Holy Father.
麻烦吗 对游客关闭教堂 Was it hard? To close off the Basilica to tourists?
不 不麻烦 我们只需挂上一个"不开放参观"的牌子 No, no, all we had to do was hang up a sign saying "closed".
我不会再表露出我对游客的厌恶 I will never shed my aversion to tourists.
您为何厌恶游客 圣父 Why is that, Holy Father?
因为他们只是走马观花 Because they are just passing through.
我迟到了是因为我找不到你的办公室 I was late because I couldn't find your office.
我知道 您开错了门 I know. You opened the wrong door
结果发现您直接撞见了来博物馆参观的游客 and found yourself face to face with some visitors to our museum.
看来你也调查过我了 You've been inquired about me too.
在梵蒂冈没有秘密可言 It's very difficult to keep anything secret here in the Vatican.
传言甚至 Rumors fly so quickly
能比事实本身更早产生 that sometimes they arrive even before the event has taken place.
这对我今后是个很好的提点 That's quite a useful piece of information for my future.
这正是我的本意 圣父 Which is exactly what it was intended to be, Holy Father.
这让人该怎么办呢 主教 What is one to do, Monsignor?
时代如此 在美国 我们管它叫做流言 It's the times. In America, we call it gossip.
在梵蒂冈 我们称之为诽谤 Here in the Vatican we call it calumny.
这边请 This way.
您在梵蒂冈多少年了 How many years have you been at the Vatican?
久到我记不清了 So many that I've stopped to counting.
您喜欢这里吗 Do you like it here?
喜欢 我在这里感到安全 Yes, I feel safe here.
在这里 仿佛时间停止了 It's as if time were dead.
说到时间 Speaking of that time,
前段时间 教皇选举会议那天 the other day, during the Conclave,
我读了一份意大利报纸 I read an Italian newspaper.
是篇关于某个政治家 It was an article about this politician
将一些协议文件藏进了 who had hidden some compromising files
他家房子的夹墙里的报道 in the gaps between the walls of his house.
没错 我也读了 Yes, I read about that as well.
我在想... I thought...
我不需要在我的房子的夹墙里藏任何东西 I wouldn't need to hide anything in the gaps in my house.
因为我的大脑就是夹墙 Because my mind is a gap.
而任何藏匿起来 不让我发现的事 And everything that is hidden from me,
早晚有一天 sooner or later...
终将会暴露 is revealed.
就仿佛这秘密一直托付于我一般 As if it were being entrusted to me.
这是领导教会的宝贵能力 A precious skill for leading the Church.
这并非能力 古铁雷斯... It's not a skill, Gutierrez...
这是我的宿命 it's my destiny.
费德里科 你知道为何这世上的好人 Federico, do you know why all the good souls of this world
- 都对权力愤愤不平 - 为什么 国务卿阁下 - rage against power? - Why, Your Eminence?
因为他们根本不懂得何为权力 Because they simply don't know what it is.
何为权力 What is it?
消息就是权力 Power is knowledge.
您想知道什么 国务卿阁下 What is it you want to know, Eminence?
庇护十三世到底是个什么人 或者说 连尼·贝拉尔多到底是个什么人 Who is Pius XIII? Or rather, who was Lenny Belardo?
你去着手调查一下 You need to carry out a small investigation,
秘密进行 要查彻底 discreet but thorough.
他的弱点 痛苦经历 还有罪愆 His weak spots, traumas tribulations and sins.
尤其是他犯过的罪愆 Especially his sins.
因为我们过去曾犯下的罪孽 Because the sins we commit in the past
未来也将重蹈覆辙 are the same ones we'll commit in the future.
因为人正如神 从未改变 Because the man is like God. He never changes.
我立即开始 I'll start right in.
但这任教宗的问题已经这么严重了吗 But is the situation of this papacy already that serious?
不 还没有 但如果情况严重 No, not yet. But if it were to become so,
我们先做好准备 we'll be ready.
因为掌权柄者虽然可能掌握消息 Because the powerful may have knowledge,
他们却不知道如何能比其他人更有权力 but they don't realize what it takes to be more powerful than anyone else.
如何才能更有权力 And what does it take?
看这有多么美 See how beautiful it is?
比其他人都更早掌握消息 It takes getting knowledge before anyone else does.
难以言喻 Fabulous.
继续 托马索 别害怕 Go on, Tommaso, don't be afraid.
但这是违反保守告解的秘密... But violating the secret of the confessional is...
不 不 这不算 No, no, it's not.
如果是告诉教宗我 这不算泄密 Not if the information is intended for me, the Pontiff,
而且这是为了教会的存亡大计 and is for the survival of our Church.
别让我失望 托马索 Don't disappoint me, Tommaso.
教宗陛下 我只是个可怜的简单的神父 Your Holiness, I'm just a poor, simple priest,
保守告解的秘密是我 and the secret of the confessional
唯一值得人尊敬的地方了 is the only respectable thing I have.
这只是现在 想想未来 Today. But think of tomorrow.
枢机主教礼服为红色 同时戴有纹章戒指 以示权柄
红袍加身 手戴权戒 Scarlet robes and the ring are in your future.
亲爱的 当上枢机主教才更受人尊敬 The cardinalship, my dear. Which is much more respectable.
如果有人听到了怎么办 What if someone hears us?
在这里只有主能听到 Only He can hear us up here.
谁知道主在哪里 Who knows where He is?
在那里 就在北斗星边 There! By the big dipper.
主的住所就在那里 That's where God's house is.
主的住所 那是什么样子的 God's house! What's it like?
两套并排但各自单独进出的房子
半套复式楼 带私人游泳池 Half of a duplex, with a private swimming pool.
来吧 告诉我人们的罪愆 Come on now, tell me people's sins.
好吧 Well...
我已经给您讲过维耶洛对维伦多夫的维纳斯 have I already told you about Voiello's impure thoughts
有不洁的念头了吧 about the Venus of Willendorf?
说了 你说过了 还有什么 Yes, yes you told me already. What else?
没 没什么... No, nothing...
阿吉雷枢机今天戏仿了您 Cardinal Aguirre did an imitation
教宗陛下 of you today, Your Holiness.
- 所有人都笑了 - 你笑了吗 - Everyone laughed. - Did you laugh?
笑了 但是在心里笑的 所以没人注意到 Yes, but to myself. So no one noticed.
很好 还有什么 Good. What else?
所有人都在猜测玛丽姊妹是您的什么人 Everybody is wondering who Sister Mary is to you,
她来这里做什么 what she's doing here.
还有吗 What else?
所有人也都在想 Everybody is also wondering:
教宗有没有考虑过第一次讲道的事情 Is the Pope thinking about his first homily?
我也一直在问我自己这个问题 I ask myself the same thing all the time.
我当然考虑了 Of course I'm thinking about it.
我一直都在考虑 我甚至还梦到了它 It's all I think about. I even dreamed about it.
我要告诉你一个秘密 I'm let you in on a secret:
当我很小的时候 我就学会了将他人的观点 Ever since I was little, I've learned to confound people's ideas
与我的想法相混淆 on what's going on in my head.
您非常睿智 圣父 You're so wise, Holy Father.
不仅如此 Not only that,
我还毫不妥协 急躁易怒 I'm also intransigent, irritable,
报复心重... vindictive...
而且我的记性好得可怕 and I have a prodigious memory.
现在我想告解 And now I want to make my confession.
- 好的 我们下楼去... - 不 就在这里 - Fine. Let's go back downstairs... - No, here.
当着主的圣殿 Before the house of God.
... 好吧 ... okay.
以圣父 圣子 圣神之名 In nomine Patris, et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
神啊 我的良知从未指责我 God, my conscience does not accuse me,
是因为你不相信我会悔过 because you do not believe I am capable of repenting.
因此 我也不相信你 And therefore, I do not believe in you.
我不相信你能将我救赎 I don't believe you are capable of saving me from myself.
圣父 您在说什么 Holy father, what are you saying?
我说 我不相信主 托马索 I'm saying that I don't believe in God, Tommaso.
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您在说什么 圣父 What are you saying, Blessed Father?
托马索 托马索 Tommaso, Tommaso.
我开玩笑的 I was joking.
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