联合航空公司的 United Airlines announcing
从北京飞来的9435号航班即将降落 the arrival of Flight 9435 from Beijing
客户服务代表 请到C42号门 Customer service representative,report to Gate C42.
所有旅客排好队从15号通道到一号亭 All visitors to the US should line up at booths one through 15.
请填写一下I-94表格（入境 出境记录） Please have your I-94 forms filled out.
- 您此行的目的是什么 - 您此行的目的是什么 - What's the purpose of your visit? - What is the purpose of your visit?
您此行的目的是什么 商务旅行还是观光 What is the purpose of your visit? Business or pleasure?
观光 购物 Just visiting. Shopping?
观光 Euh, plaisir
- 观光 - 商务旅行 - Pleasure. - Business.
您打算逗留多久 How long will you be staying?
能出示一下您的回程机票吗 Could I see your return ticket?
- 您此行的目的是什么 - 商务旅行还是观光 - What's the purpose of your visit? - Business or pleasure?
祝您此行愉快 下一位 Enjoy your stay. Next.
请出示您的护照 Please have your passports...
- 准备 有情况 - 收到 - Stand by. He's fishing. - Copy that
看见那些穿米老鼠T恤的人了吗 See this bunch of Mickey Mouse sweatshirts?
中国来的旅游团 去奥兰多的 That's the tour from China, connecting to Orlando.
你什么时候见到中国的观光者 When was the last time you saw Chinese tourists
去迪斯尼不带相机的 on their way to Disney World without any cameras?
10号和11号通道发现有伪造文件嫌疑的旅客 Possible forged documents on 10 and 11.
先生 先生 护照 Sir. Sir. Passport.
谢谢 Thank you.
欢迎 纳沃斯基先生。 Welcome, Mr. Navorski.
您此行的目的是 Purpose of your visit?
商务旅行还是观光 Business or pleasure?
先生 6号台发现一个护照有问题的 Sir, I have an IBIS hit on six.
不 No
纳沃斯基先生 请跟我来 Mr. Navorski, please follow me.
…从蒙特利尔来的746航班 (ON P.A.)...from Montreal
认领行李之前请先到移民登记处 must proceed to U.S. Immigration for luggage.
好吧 纳沃斯基先生 请在这里等候 All right, Mr. Navorski, we'd like you to wait here, please.
下一位 Next, please.
您到美国做什么 纳沃斯基先生 What exactly are you doing in the United States, Mr. Navorski?
请帮我叫出租车 Yellow taxicab, please.
去拉玛达酒店 Take me to Ramada Inn,
列克星敦街161号 161 Lexington.
您要住在拉玛达酒店 Staying at the Ramada Inn?
不用找零了 Keep the change.
在纽约有熟人吗 Do you know anyone in New York?
是的 Yes.
- 谁 - 是的 - Who - Yes.
- 你在纽约有认识的人吗 - 是的 - No, do you know anyone in New York? - Yes.
- 谁 - 是的 - Who? - Yes.
列克星敦街161号 161 Lexington.
好吧 纳沃斯基先生 请出示您的回程机票 Okay, Mr. Navorski, I need to see your return ticket, please.
不 您的回程机票… No, your return ticket.
- 哦…是的 - 啊 - Oh. Yes. - Ah.
只是例行公事 This is just a standard procedure.
还需要护照 I'm going to need the passport.
哦 好的 Oh. Oh, okay.
- 不 不 - 纳沃斯基先生。 No, no. Mr. Navorski.
那个 护照 That. Passport.
那个 That.
纳沃斯基先生 抱歉让您久等了 Mr. Navorski Sorry to keep you waiting.
我是弗兰克 迪克逊 机场海关及边境保护局的主任 I'm Frank Dixon, Director of Customs and Border Protection here at JFK.
我负责处理与移民相关的事务 I help people with their immigration problems.
我们正在帮您找翻译 We're looking for an interpreter for you.
怎么样了 翻译找到了 How are we doing on that? Do we have an interpreter?
我知道您懂一点英语 But I understand that you speak a little English.
- 是的 - 真的吗 - Yes. - You do?
希望您不介意我边吃边说 我有些坏消息 I hope you don't mind if I eat while we talk. I've a bit of bad news.
您的国家已经暂停了其签发的护照上 Your country has suspended all traveling privileges
所有的出行特权 on passports issued by your government.
敝国国务院已经注销了您的签证 And our State Department has revoked the visa
您将不被允许进入美国 that was going to allow you to enter the U.S.
简而言之 基本上就这么回事 That's it in a nutshell, basically.
您还在飞机上的时候 您的国家发生了军事政变 While you were in the air, there was a military coup in your country.
死者多是总统卫队的成员 Most of the dead were members of the Presidential Guard.
他们在半夜受到攻击 发生了猛烈的交火 They were attacked in the middle of the night.
我想新闻已经播过了 They got it all on GHN, I think.
也有少数平民伤亡 我相信您的家人没出事 There were few civilian casualties.I'm sure your family's fine.
纳沃斯基先生 您的国家内部合并了 Mr. Navorski, your country was annexed from the inside.
克罗西亚共和国已经更换了领导人 The Republic of Krakozhia is under new leadership.
克罗西亚…克罗西亚 Krakozhia! Krakozhia.
- 克罗西亚 - 是的 我觉得他没听懂 - Krakozhia. - Right. I don't think he gets it.
呃…我…好吧 Let me... Look.
把这些薯片当做克多西亚 Imagine that these potato chips are Krakozhia.
- 克罗西亚 是的 好吧 - 克罗西亚 - Krakozhia. Yes. Okay. - Krakozhia.
呃…这些薯片就是克罗西亚 So the potato chips are Krakozhia.
- 这个苹果… - 大苹果（纽约的别名） - And this apple... - Big Apple.
…大苹果代表自由民变 明白吗 Big Apple represents the Liberty Rebels. Okay?
没有克罗西亚了 No more Krakozhia. Okay?
新政府 革命 你懂吗 New government. Revolution. You understand?
所有进出里面国家的航班都无限期推迟了 All the flights in and out of your country have been suspended.
新政府封锁了边境 您的护照无效了 The new government has sealed all borders, so your visa's no longer valid.
现在 您变成无主之人了 So, currently, you are a citizen of nowhere.
在美国政府给您的国家重新进行外交分类之前 Now, we can't process you new papers
我们不能给您签发任何文件 until the U.S. recognizes your country's new diplomatic reclassification.
您也不能申请庇护 避难 You don't qualify for asylum, refugee status,
临时保护 也不能给您签发人道入境证明 temporary protective status, humanitarian parole
和非移民工作 旅游签证 这些你都不能享受 or non-immigration work travel. You don't qualify for any of these.
您现在是…… You are at this time simply...
- 不受欢迎 - 不受欢迎 - unacceptable. - Unacceptable.
- 不受欢迎 - 不受欢迎 - Unacceptable. - Unacceptable.
纽约游包括布鲁克林大桥， Big Apple tour includes Brooklyn Bridge,
帝国大厦 百老汇音乐剧《猫》 Empire State, Broadway show Cats.
我还有坏消息 《猫》已经停演了 I got more bad news for you. Cats has closed.
好 好 Okay. Okay.
那我现在去纽约 谢谢 Now I go New York City. Thank you.
不 纳沃斯基先生 您此刻不能进入美国国境 No, Mr. Navorski. I cannot allow you to enter the United States at this time.
- 克罗西亚 - 也不能允许您回国 - Krakozhia. - We can't allow you to go home either.
从理论上来讲 您也没有祖国了 You don't really have a home. Technically, it doesn't exist.
有点像《阴阳魔界》里面的情况 你们国家播这部剧集了吗 It's like a Twilight Zone. Do you get that show over there?
天娜和赞蒂米斯菲特 "Talking Tina," "Nightmare at 30,000 Feet," "Zanti Misfits."
赞蒂米斯菲特是《外部极限》的人物 先生 "Zanti Misfits" was Outer Limits, sir.
真的吗 这无关紧要 Oh, really? It's not important.
在哪里可以买耐克鞋 Where do I buy the Nike shoes?
纳沃斯基先生 到这儿来 Okay, Mr. Navorski,come here. Walk with me.
现在情况比较复杂 纳沃斯基先生 Here's my dilemma, Mr. Navorski.
您没有权利进入美国 我也没有权利扣留您 You have no right to enter the U.S.and I have no right to detain you.
您掉进了这个体系的一个漏洞里面了 You have fallen through a crack in the system.
- 我 漏洞 - 是的 在我们妥善处理好之前 - I am crack. - Yes. Until we get this sorted out,
我可以允许您进入国际过境休息厅 I will allow you to enter the International Transit Lounge.
我将给你签发一张许可证 允许你自由出入 I'm going to sign a release form that is going to make you a free man.
- 自由 - 自由 - Free - Free.
您可以在 Free to go anywhere you like
国际过境休息厅范围内自由活动 within the confines of the International Transit Lounge.
- 行吗 - 可以 - Okay - Okay.
- 行 - 好的 - Okay - Okay.
好 Okay.
您的事情明天就能解决 Uncle Sam will have this sorted out by tomorrow,
欢迎来到美国 and welcome to the United States. Almost.
- 谢谢 - 好的 谢谢贾吉 - Thank you. - Thanks, Judge.
现在 纳沃斯基先生 Now, Mr. Navorski.
纳沃斯基先生…纳沃斯基先生 Mr. Navorski. Mr. Navorski.
这里就是国际过境休息厅 This is the International Transit Lounge.
你可以在这里等候 这是餐券 You are free to wait here. These are food vouchers.
你可以去那边的餐厅买东西 You can use them in the Food Court.
你的克罗西亚货币在这里是没用的 Your Krakozhian money is no good here.
这是1张预付15分钟话费的电话卡 This is a 15-minute, prepaid calling card.
你可以打电话回家 你愿意的话 You may call home, if you like.
这是呼机 我们用它联络你 This, in case we need to contact you, is a pager.
你必须随身携带 You must keep this with you at all times.
这是给你的一张出入海关及边境保护局的身份卡 那些门的外面… Here is an ID badge for you to get into CBP. Beyond those doors...
纳沃斯基先生 你看着我 Mr. Navorski. I'm going to need you to look at me.
那些门的外面就是美国领土 Beyond those doors is American soil.
迪克逊先生要我说清楚 Mr. Dixon wants me to make it clear
你不能走出那些门 that you are not to enter through those doors.
你不能离开这栋楼 美国对你关闭了 You are not to leave this building. America is closed.
美国关闭了 America closed.
我该做什么 What I do?
纳沃斯基先生 只有一件事 There's only one thing you can do here, Mr. Navorski.
购物 Shop.
从纽约飞往华沙的854号航班的旅客… Ladies and gentlemen,passengers of flight 854...
…国际社会 the international community
正在寻求和平的解决方法 tries to make inroads to a peaceful resolution.
民众不得不考虑他们是否能获得政治上的稳定 The populace has to wonder if they will ever find political stability,
他们的领导人是否能在世界舞台上站稳脚跟 or find the leadership to secure their place on the world stage.
想买90英呎的游船吗 And next this hour, looking to buy a 90-foot yacht?
…被劫持…副总统 ...taken hostage.
以及四位内阁成员被杀 We're also hearing that the Vice President has been killed
13名士兵和20位平民受伤 along with four cabinet members,13 injured soldiers and 20 civilians.
黎明时候 叛军领导人已经包围政府大楼 By dawn, rebel leaders had surrounded the state houses.
作为标志的克罗西亚国旗 In a symbolic gesture, the national flag of Krakozhia was torn down
已经从总统官邸和议会大厦撤下 from the Presidential Palace and the parliament building.
帮帮忙 帮帮忙 Please. Please.
电视 Television.
最新消息 This just in.
昨晚一场军事政变推翻了克罗西亚政府 Last night a military coup overthrew the government of Krakozhia.
枪炮声整晚不歇 Bombing and gunfire were heard through the night.
虽然具体情况不明 Although details are unclear,
据悉瓦果巴尔金总统和他的住手们已经被劫持 we are told that President Vagobagin and his aides have been taken hostage.
您好 先生 您是红毯俱乐部的会员吗 Bonjour, monsieur.You are a Red Carpet Club member?
请出示您的登机卡和会员证 I need to see your boarding pass and club card, sir.
抱歉 先生 这里是私人候机处 I'm sorry, sir. This is a private lounge.
公众候机处在楼下 The public lounge is downstairs.
这个该地区 The tiniest nation in the region
最小的国家又一次受到冲击 has been shaken by another uprising.
克罗西亚80年代末期和90年代 Krakozhia has been involved in civil war throughout the late '80s and '90s
在从共产主义转型的过程中一直内战不断 as it has tried to transition from Communist rule.
- 小心 - 帮帮我 - Watch it. - Please.
帮帮忙 电话 电话 Please, telephone? Telephone?
电话 Telephone?
帮帮忙…帮帮忙 Please, please
帮帮忙…帮帮忙 Please, please.
请看管好 For security reasons,
随身携带的行李 please keep your luggage with you at all times.
无人看管的行李会送去检查甚至销毁 Unattended luggage will be removed for inspection...
哦 天哪 他弄坏了我的箱子 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you broke my bag!
是我在巴黎买的 我最喜欢的箱子 I got this in Paris. This is my favorite bag.
真不敢相信 爸爸 他弄坏了我的箱子 I can't believe you just broke my bag. Mom, Dad. He broke my bag.
- 餐券 - 对不起 住手 住手 - Food document. - Excuse me. Stop it.
你有预约吗 Do you have an appointment?
如果没有预约 我不允许任何人看我的垃圾 I don't let anyone to look at my trash without an appointment.
我下星期二有空 I have an opening next Tuesday.
星期二… 星期一 星期二 星期三 星期二 Tuesday, Monday, Tuesday,Wednesday, Tuesday.
那时候你再来找你的东西 It will be good time for you to come back and get lost.
再见 抱歉 Okay, goodbye. Sorry.
星期二 Tuesday.
别开枪 Don't shoot.
她有12张床位 弗兰克 She sleeps 12, Frank.
有一个120伏特的发电机 一个小吧台 瓦斯炉 Has a 120-volt generator, wet bar, gas range.
太迷人了 She looks amazing.
简直是我的梦中情人 She's my pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
这船真漂亮 您赶紧买下吧 She's a beautiful boat, and I hope you get her soon.
- 您挣的够多的了 - 谢谢 弗兰克 - You've earned her. - Thank you, Frank.
- 说真的 - 实际上 我昨天就买了 - You have. - Actually, I bought her yesterday.
恭喜你啦 Oh, come on. Congratulations.
弗兰克 我已经推荐你接替我 Frank, I'm nominating you to take my place.
你可以开始履行代理地区特派员的职责 You will assume the duties of acting Field Commissioner
就等华府的任命书了 until you get approval from Washington.
真的吗 都不知道该说什么了 Really? I don't know what to say.
- 老天 理查德德 是真的吗 - 是真的 弗兰克 千真万确 - Jesus. Richard, is this real? - Oh, it's real, Frank.
别假装大吃一惊的样子了 Don't pretend to be surprised.
你等我退休或者出意外已经不止一年两年了 You've been waiting for me to retire or drop dead for years now.
不 我并没等你退休 No, I haven't been waiting for you to retire.
好吧 弗兰克 That's all right, Frank.
你一上任我就正式退休 My retirement will become official the day you get sworn in.
- 你久等了 - 是啊 - You've waited a long time for this. - I have.
小心稽核人员 Just be careful about the inspection process.
我会的 我在这里工作已经17年了… I will. I've been here for 17 years...
我们说的是地区特派员 We're talking about the Field Commissioner position.
大家指望你做个好领导 给他们以身作则 People are going to look to you for leadership, to set an example.
你说什么 What are you saying?
我是说这回这位子跑不出你的手心了 I'm saying the job is yours to lose.
把那些哥伦比亚人送到收容所 查一下那些中国人的背景 准备遣返 Ship the Colombians off to asylum hearings, backgrounds on the Chinese
给长岛来的那些孩子的父母打电话 and call the parents of those kids from Long Island.
告诉他们让他们去牙买加不是个好主意 Tell them it was a bad idea to let them go to Jamaica.
好了 南美还有马德里来的飞机已经降落了 Come on, let's go. South America and Madrid are on the tarmac.
半个小时把他们搞定 I want them out of here in half an hour.
瑟曼先生 Mr. Thurman.
这个人穿着睡衣晃悠 There's a man walking around the terminal in a bathrobe.
我知道 先生 你把他放那里的 I know, sir. You put him there.
欢迎来到美国
下一位！ Next.
我要签证 I need visa.
你的绿色表格呢 没它不行 Where's your green form? I can't do anything without it.
到墙那边去 Go to the wall.
下一位 Next!
先生 Sir.
是淡绿色的 The light green form.
我爱纽约… I love New York...
- 我爱它 - 纽约
我爱纽约
我爱纽约…
淡绿 Light green.
纳沃斯基先生 没有签证去不了纽约 Mr. Navorski, you cannot get into New York without a visa.
没有护照就拿不到签证 You cannot get a visa without a passport,
没有一个国家就拿不到新护照 and you cannot get a new passport without a country.
我们没什么可以帮你的 There's nothing we can do for you here.
我给了你淡绿色的表格 I give you light green.
抱歉 你在浪费时间 I'm sorry, but you've wasted an entire day.
你现在是… At this time, you are simply...
- 不受欢迎的 - 是的 - Unacceptable. - Yes.
不受欢迎 Unacceptable.
他怎么还在 Why is he still here
你把他放了 送到那里去的 You released him, sir. You put him there.
他怎么不溜出门去 他怎么不逃跑 Why doesn't he walk out the doors? Why doesn't he try to escape?
- 先生 你让他等的 - 我没指望他真的这么等 - Sir, you told him to wait. - I didn't think he'd actually do it.
我是说他现在麻烦大了 换了谁也不会等下去的 I mean, he's in a crack. Who the hell waits in a crack?
国务院没有新的消息 No news from the State Department,
也许我们过几天就可以遣返他了 but we can deport him in a few days.
是啊 也许几天 也许一个星期 两个星期 也许一个月 Yeah, it could be a few days. It could be a week, two weeks, a month.
谁知道这家伙怎么想的 也许是从集中营出来的 Who knows what this guy is thinking, what gulag he escaped from.
下一位 Next!
他所做的每一件事情都要向我汇报 Everything he does comes back to me.
- 您不想把他关起来 - 不 我让他自己进去 - You want him back in the holding cell? - No, I'll show him the door.
你好 Hello.
- 你有预约吗 - 是的 9月30号 - Do you have an appointment? - Yes. 9:30.
餐券 垃圾 星期二 Food document, trash. Tuesday.
星期二 我讨厌星期二 Tuesday. I hate the Tuesday.
对不起 Excuse me.
机场是个需要技巧的地方 纳沃斯基先生 Airports are tricky places, Mr. Navorski.
我有点事情告诉你 I'm about to tell you something.
你可不能告诉别人 Something you can never repeat to anyone.
明白吗 这是秘密 Do you understand? It's a secret.
- 秘密 - 是的 秘密 - Secret? - Yes, a secret.
今天12点 门口的警卫换班的时候 At 12:00 today, the guards at those doors will leave their posts
接他们班的警卫会来迟5分钟 and their replacements are going to be five minutes late.
迟5分钟 Late five minutes.
是的 迟5分钟 12点 今天 就一次 Yes. Late five minutes. At 12:00. Just today. Just this once.
门口没有警卫 No one is going to be watching those doors.
- 没人会看你 - 那么美国没有关闭 - And no one will be watching you. - So, America not closed.
没有 No.
美国 对你开放5分钟 America, for five minutes, is open.
祝你顺心 纳沃斯基先生 Have a nice life, Mr. Navorski.
抓了又放 很简单 有时候 你放了一条小鱼 Catch and release. It's simple. Sometimes you land a small fish.
你把它放回水里 You unhook him and place him back in the water.
你放了它 别人就可以享受钓鱼的乐趣了 You set him free so that somebody else can have the pleasure of catching him.
好了 开始了 All right, here we go.
叫他们走开 Okay. Call them off.
琼森 离开门口 Johnson, clear the doors.
好了 走开啊 All right. Go.
好了 门就在那里 Get out of there. All right, there's the door.
可以走了 他在哪里 Here we go. Now where is he?
- 在那儿 - 不 不是他 - There he is. Are you sure? - No, that's not him.
在那儿 There he is. Okay.
好啦 维克多 可以走了 All right, Viktor. Here we go.
怎么这么复杂 走啊 维克多 What's so complicated? Exit, Viktor.
拜托 过几分钟 你就是别人的麻烦了 Come on. In a few minutes, you'll be somebody else's problem.
他在看有没有人注意他 He wants to make sure nobody's watching.
我告诉他没人看着他的 I told him nobody would be watching.
快点啊 出去啊 Come on. All right, here we go.
- 打电话给机场警察 - 已经派人去了 - Call the Airport Police. - He's on his way.
借过 Excuse me.
就这样 You got it. There we go.
我猜他是不是要助跑啊 走啊 还犹豫什么 He's got to get a running start, I guess. Come on. Just leave.
快走 走啊 走啊 Just leave. Leave. Leave.
他在干吗 跪下来干吗 祈祷吗 What are you doing? Why is he kneeling? Is he praying?
不 他在系鞋带 No. He's tying his shoelace.
拜托 快走吧 镜头移开 Come on, leave. Get the cameras.
人呢 人哪里去了 Where is he? Where is he?
- 往左 - 不 原来是在门口的 - To the left of here. - No. He was just at the door.
- 在往左一点 - 好了 好了 - Just go a little left. - All right.
我等 I wait.
有什么好看的 回去工作吧 谢谢 What are you looking at? Go back to work. Thank you.
哦 见鬼 Oh, God. Shit.
- 这是你的 - 谢谢 - This belong you? Please, please. - Thank you.
该死 Oh, shit.
看见了 小心湿滑 See? Wet floor.
说的就是你 That you.
我太赶时间了 I'm so late.
布宜诺斯艾利斯 我不记得是哪个门了 Buenos Aires. I can't remember the gate.
24号门 Gate 24.
- 是吗 - 是的 - You sure? - Yes.
谢谢 Thanks.
女士们先生们…等等 Wait.
给你的 免费鞋 For you. Payless Shoes.
二楼 穿着很舒服 Second floor. Sensible heels.
- 嗨 宝贝 - 到这儿来 - Hi, baby. - Come here, you.
我说他是CIA CIA让他来监视我们 I think he's CIA. The CIA put him here to spy on us.
胡扯 他都不会说英语 You don't know what you're talking about. He doesn't speak English.
他会学的 If he could learn to speak, this guy.
如果他不会英语 怎么能和一个漂亮的小妞会面 He can't speak English, how could he have a meeting with a beautiful woman?
一个空姐 A flight attendant.
- 那她也是CIA - 不是 - Oh, so, she's CIA, too? - No.
她像是俄国人 是克格勃 她给他鞋后跟 She look like a Russian. KGB. She gave him heel of her shoes.
他给了她一张纸 And he gave her a piece of the paper.
- 是微缩胶卷吗 - 是一张免费鞋的赠券 - Was it microfilm? - A coupon from Payless Shoes.
也许是某种密码 Must be some kind of the code.
我看你是清洁剂吸多了 You been spending too much time inhaling them cleaning products.
我警告你们 他在监视我们 I'm warning you guys. You watch yourself.
这家伙来是有目的的 是冲我们来的 This guy is here for a reason.And I think that reason is us.
对不起 Excuse me, buddy.
怎么了 What's going on?
是纳沃斯基 他找到了挣钱的方法 It's Navorski. He's figured out the quarters.
下午好 欢迎光临汉堡王 您需要点什么 Good afternoon. Welcome to Burger King. May I take your order?
不用找了 Keep the change.
对不起 Excuse me.
走吧 走开 Okay, go. Go.
好孩子 谢谢 Good boy. Thank you.
再见 Bye-bye.
欢迎光临汉堡王 您需要点… Welcome to Burger King. May I take your...
目前剧烈的交火已经平息 Now that heavy fighting has subsided
双方都在深挖沟壕以抵御漫长的寒冬 and both sides have dug in for the long winter ahead,
显然克罗西亚的未来局势 在一段时间内还不会趋于明朗 it's clear that the future of Krakozhia may be in doubt for some time to come.
同时 克罗西亚的人民正遭受煎熬 Meanwhile, the people of Krakozhia suffer the consequences.
"食物…在…" "And food..."
…在克罗西亚已经出现 Have caused food and energy shortages.
"…食品和能源短缺" "...In Krakozhia."
"百老汇的故事…" "The story of Broadway is the..."
"喜剧"… "The cast"
"朋友"…《老友记》的演员 "of comedy hit Friends,"
该剧所讲述的故事发生在纽约 "which is set in New York."
朋友 Friends.
所有航班 Due to the heavy snowfall,
因为暴雪取消 all flights have been canceled...
"韦恩 牛顿今天61岁生日" "Wayne Newton is 61 today."
"真是奇迹" "It's a miracle."
"韩国连体婴儿今天在缅因州成功分离" "Korean conjoined twins separated today in Miami."
"存活的机会是50%" "Chances of survival 50-50."
50% 50-50.
下一位 Next.
有件事情问你 纳沃斯基先生 Let me ask you something, Mr. Navorski.
我说过没什么可以为你做的 你怎么还是每天浪费两个小时在我这里 Why do you wait here two hours every day when there's nothing I can do for you?
只有你的国家被美国承认以后 才能给你签证 Your new visa will not arrive until your country is recognized by the U.S.
你有两个章 You have two stamp.
一个红 一个绿 One red, one green.
- 那又怎么样 - 那我去纽约的机会就是百分之五十 - So? - I have chance to go New York, 50-50.
这样看问题很乐观 但美国的情况不是这样 Yes. That's a beautiful way to look at it, but America doesn't work that way.
作为地区特派员 我在机场新设了一个岗位 As acting Field Commissioner, I've created a new position here at JFK.
客户援助运输联络员 Transportation Liaison for Passenger Assistance.
先生 那家伙要干什么 Sir, what will that person do?
谢谢 接下来交给我吧 Thank you. I'll take it from here.
我是运输联络员负责旅客援助 I'm Transportation Liaison in charge of Passenger Assistance.
没推车 就没硬币 没硬币 就没食物 No carts, no quarters. No quarters, no food.
用不了多久他就会违反2条14款走出那门了 It'll be days before he goes through the doors in violation of section 2.14.
那就不关我们的事情了 Then he's somebody else's problem.
为什么我们现在不指控他违反2条14款 Why don't we tag him in violation of section 2.14 now?
- 然后拘留他 - 得让他违法才能赶走他 - Then ship him to detention. - He has to break the law by leaving.
老实说吧 特别是对付他这样的家伙 I won't lie, particularly to get rid of somebody like him.
- 对不起 伙计 - 亲爱的 - Sorry, buddy. - Honey!
放下 放下 Put it down. Put it down.
放下 Put it down.
你想拿我的拖把 拖我的地板 You try to take my mop. You try to take my floor.
这是我的工作 走开 别碰我的拖把 It's my job. Stay off my floor. Stay away from my mop.
- 食物 - 你再碰 我就杀了你 - Food. - If you touch it again, I kill you.
嘿，我是恩里克.克鲁兹 Hey. I'm Enrique Cruz.
我们谈谈 We need to talk.
- 我跟你做笔交易 - 什么交易 - I want to make a deal with you. - What deal?
我需要边境保护局官员 多丽丝的一些信息 I need information on CBP Officer Torres.
你给我她的信息 我给你吃的 You feed me information about her, and I'll feed you.
- 你想知道什么 - 你每天都见到她 - What do you want know? - You see her every day.
我想知道怎样使她两腿发软 I want to know what makes her knees weak.
热血沸腾 浑身痒痒 What makes her blood boil and her body tingle.
她是匹野母马 你帮我驯服她 She's a wild stallion, and you'll help me break her.
我… 我是她命中注定的男人 I'm... I'm her man of mystery.
- 多丽丝小姐是野马 - 她叫德洛蕾丝 - Officer Torres is wild stallion? - Her name is Dolores.
你帮我赢得她的芳心 你就不会挨饿了 You help me to win her heart, and you'll never go hungry again.
- 成交 - 真的 你保证 - I do this. - Really? Promise?
- 是的 - 好 谢谢 - Yes. - Okay. Thank you.
你说 "野母马"是什么意思 What mean, "wild stallion"?
多丽丝小姐 我朋友说你是种马 Officer Torres. My friend say you are stallion.
纳沃斯基先生 Mr. Navorski.
- 什么 - 种马 地上跑的马 - A what? - Stallion, like a horse.
站到黄线后面去 Stand behind the yellow line.
- 是漂亮的马 - 谁说的 - It's beautiful horse. - Who said that?
- 我朋友是送饭的 - 纳沃斯基先生 退到黄线后面去 - My friend drive the food. - Mr. Navorski, behind the yellow line.
- 轮到你我再招呼你 - 我去拿表格 - I will help once it's your turn. - I'll get light green.
- 淡绿色的 - 马上回来 - Light green form. Okay. - I'll be back.
她说了一件事情 She say one thing.
- 很重要 - 什么 她说了什么 - Very important. - What? What did she tell you?
鲑鱼不好吃吗 Something wrong with the salmon?
- 要加点「gorchitsa」 - 什么 - Need gorchitsa. - What?
芥末 芥末 Mustard. Mustard?
- 芥末 - 是的，是的 - Mustard? - Yes. Please.
谢谢 Thank you.
多丽丝小姐 你喜欢看电影吗 Officer Torres, you like the films?
- 电影 - 一般 - Movies? - Not so much.
- 火箭 - 买不起 - The Rockettes? - Can't afford it.
- 那你喜欢什么 - 聚会 - What do you like? - Conventions.
聚会 这是什么 Conventions. What is?
- 聚会 - 聚会 - Conventions. - Conventions?
是你去的什么秘密地方吗 This is like secret place you go?
她打扮成姚曼兰的样子去参加聚会 She go to these conventions dressed as Yeoman Rand.
- 姚曼兰 - 她是星舰迷 - Yeoman Rand. - She's a Trekkie.
她最喜欢的一集是「末日机器」 Favorite episode is "Doomsday Machine."
听着 维克多 Now, listen, Viktor.
你帮我问问一句很重要的话 You gotta ask her something that is very important.
- 好的 - 看… - Okay. - Look...
- 我等 - 祝您此行愉快 - I wait. - Enjoy your visit.
下一位 Next.
- 多丽丝小姐 - 纳沃斯基先生 - Officer Torres. - M r. Navorski.
你会选择 You have choose.
有钱的人还是有爱的人 Man with money or man with love?
选什么 What is choose?
她有男朋友了 She had a boyfriend?
多久了 两年了 For how long? Two years?
怎么了 What happened?
他是「屎」 He chit.
- 什么 - 他是「屎」 - What? - He chit.
「吃屎」 Eat shit?
他是「屎」…他是「屎」…他是「屎」 He chit. He chit. He chit.
- 你把她的话完整地重复一遍 - 他「屎」…被她发现了 所以… - Repeat exactly what she said. - He chit. She catch him. So...
- 他是骗子 - 是的 - He cheats. - Yes.
我们叫做「脚踩两条船」…「脚踩两条船」 What we call krushkach.We say krushkach.
一个男人 两个女人 One man, two womans.
所以 So.
太挤了 你知道吗 Crowded, you know. Eh!
嗯 他欺骗她 Okay. He cheats.
- 跟我说「骗子」 - 他是「屎」 - You say "cheats." - He chit.
- 不 「骗子」 - 对 - No, "cheat." - Enrique.
你 不能「屎」她 You, no chit.
- 不要欺骗她 - 不要「屎」她 - No cheat. - No chit.
我不会骗她的 No. I won't cheat.
她是个好女孩 不会上你的当的 She's a nice girl. She won't take your chitting.
下一位 Next.
多丽丝小姐 你有没有爱过 Officer Torres. Have you been ever in the love?
够了 维克多…是谁 Enough, Viktor. Who is it?
谁让你来问我这些问题的 Who's telling you to ask me these things?
是一个「悲惨」的男人 It's a man of misery.
「悲惨」 Misery?
- 神秘 - 不 不 「悲惨」「悲惨」的男人 - Mystery? - No, no. Misery. Man of misery.
他爱得不可救药 He's so sick. He's so in love.
她到底说什么 But what did she say?
她过去总是说 "下一位 下一位" She did say, "next, next."
她现在说 "请 请过来" And now she say, "Please. Please come."
是吗…等等 That's... Wait.
- 我来了 - 不 等等 维克多 - I coming now. - No, wait. Viktor.
维克多 再跟我讲多点 Viktor, just tell me more.
我来了 我来了 I coming. I coming.
借过 借过 Please, please.
传呼机响了 所以 我拿着 我来了 Beeper went off. Started beeping. So, I grab. I come.
我们有了个主意 We have an idea.
要吃点东西吗 Would you like something to eat?
不 不用 我吃饱了 No. No food. I stuffed.
好吧 谢谢 Thank you.
纳沃斯基先生 我有好消息要告诉你 So, Mr. Navorski, I have some very very good news for you.
什么 What?
我想出让你出这个机场的办法了 I've figured out a way to get you out of this airport.
什么办法 How?
我们有些法律保护那些 Well, we have laws here that protect aliens
非常害怕回到自己国家的外国人 who have a credible fear of returning to their own country.
如果我们能看出你的这种恐惧 If we can establish this fear with you,
那么边境保护局就必须加快处理 then the CBP will be forced to begin Expedited Removal Procedures,
送你去移民法官那里申请避难 to bring you to an immigration judge and let you plead your case for asylum.
- 避难 - 嗯 避难 - Asylum. - Mm-hm,Asylum
很不幸 申请此类的案件非常多 Unfortunately, the courts are so backed up with asylum cases
最快也要六个月才能开庭 that the soonest you'd get before a judge would be six months from now.
是的 我们别无选择 Yes, and we would have no choice
只能在这六个月时间内让你自由 这就是法律 你就自由了 but to let you go for those six months. It's the law. You'd be released.
你可以自由待在纽约等待开庭 You would be free to wait in New York until your court date.
不管你信不信 很多人从此就消失了 But, believe it or not, most people never show up before the judge.
- 那我可以去纽约 - 嗯 - So I go New York City? - Uh-huh.
今晚就可以去纽约 You can go to New York City tonight.
但首先 得让我们看到你的恐惧 But you only get to go if we can establish a credible fear.
- 恐惧 - 是的 恐惧 - Fear? - Mmm-hmm. Fear.
- 恐惧 - 恐惧 - Fear - Fear
- 恐惧什么 - 这就是最有意思的地方 - From what? - That's the best part.
你怕什么并不重要 美国政府不关心 It doesn't matter what you're afraid of. It's all the same to Uncle Sam.
所以 我下面要问你一个问题 So I'm going to ask you one question.
如果你回答正确 我就可以送你出机场 If you give me the correct answer, I can get you out of this airport tonight.
我 回答一个问题 So, I answer one question.
去纽约 今晚 Go to New York City. Tonight.
- 今晚 - 今晚 - 今晚 - 今晚 - Tonight. - Tonight. - Tonight.
- 好的 - 好的 - Okay. - Okay.
好吧 Okay.
你 现在是不是害怕回到你的国家 Do you, at this time, have any fear of returning to your own country?
不 No.
重新来一遍 Okay. Let me try it again.
- 你的国家在打仗 - 是的 打仗 - Your country's at war. - Yes. War.
街上都是拿着枪的人 政治迫害 There are men in the streets with guns. Political persecution.
- 很可怕 - 是的 很恐怖 - Yes. It's terrible. - Yeah, it's horrible.
天知道会发生什么事情 And God only knows what could happen.
无辜的民众被从被窝里拖出来扔进监狱 Innocent people are torn from their beds.
星期二 我讨厌星期二 On Tuesdays. I hate Tuesdays.
所以你很害怕 So you're afraid.
- 怕什么 - 克罗西亚 - From what? - Krakozhia.
- 你害怕克罗西亚 - 克罗西亚 - You're afraid of Krakozhia. - Krakozhia?
不 我不怕克罗西亚 No, I am not afraid from Krakozhia.
我倒是有点怕这间房间 I'm a little afraid of this room.
我说的是炸弹 人的尊严 I'm talking about bombs. I'm talking about human dignity.
我说的是人权 I'm talking about Human rights.
维克多 告诉我你害怕回克罗西亚 说吧 别怕 Viktor, please don't be afraid to tell me you're afraid of Krakozhia.
那是家 我不害怕家 Is home. I am not afraid from my home.
我可以去纽约了 So? I go to New York City now?
- 不行 - 不行 - No. - No?
好吧 Okay.
- 我怕鬼 - 非常感谢 - I'm afraid from ghosts. - Thanks very much.
- 害怕吸血鬼伯爵 - 多谢 - I'm afraid from Dracula. - Thanks a lot.
害怕狼人 害怕鲨鱼 I'm afraid from Wolfmens, afraid from sharks.
谢谢 Thanks a lot.
- 你为什么这么做 - 在美国 没人看警告牌 - Why you do this? - Nobody read the sign in America.
这是我唯一的乐趣 This is the only fun I have.
野餐 因为这个你不能来见我 A barbecue? That's why I'm not going to see you?
我跟你说 我跟别人换了班 Let me get this straight. I change my schedule to meet you.
我连飞了四趟 I take four back-to-back flights,
不间断飞了27个小时 几乎绕地球一圈了 fly 27 hours straight literally around the world,
现在你告诉我 你要和你妻子一起过国庆 and now you tell me you're going to spend July 4th with your wife?
你妻子不喜欢看焰火 The woman hates fireworks.
别说谎了 好吗 Don't lie to me, okay?
我知道你上个周末带她去罗马了 I know for a fact you took her to Rome last weekend.
因为你们坐的我们联航的飞机 麦克斯 Because you flew United, Max.
南美航空公司的乘客 沙里夫.卡拉尔 South African Airlines passenger Sharif AI-Calala,
请到检票处 please come to the main ticket counter
你喜欢偷听别人说话 You make a habit out of listening to other people's conversations?
不 我是在想打电话回家 No, I try to call home.
那么… So then...
- 你知道为什么男人都是混蛋吗 - 不知道 - You know why men are such assholes? - No.
（正在维修）
因为男人都是骗子 Because they're all liars.
等等 等等 Wait. Wait.Wait. Wait.
地板滑 Wet floor.
别受伤了 Please. Don't be hurt.
我怎么会不受伤 他已经结婚了 How can I not be? He's married.
一个男人 两个女人 太麻烦了 One man. Two womens. Crowded.
你知道最坏的是什么地方吗 You want to know what the worst part is?
我从来没让他离开妻子 还鼓励他去和她沟通 I never asked him to leave his wife.I encouraged him to get counseling.
我是不是疯了 What kind of sick person am I?
我竟然为他们着想 I'm rooting for the home team.
真希望和他做爱没有那么迷人就好了 I just wish the sex wasn't so amazing.
- 太迷人了 - 再见 - So amazing. - Bye-bye.
你知道吗 有时候早上起来… You know, sometimes in the mornings,
我就这么痴痴的盯着他 I just stare at him over room service.
看着他做拼字游戏 Watch him do the crossword puzzle.
我开始想 也许有可能真的发生… I start to think that maybe, maybe this could happen.
我俩是天生一对 That we belong together.
那…男人…有了你 This man has you.
为什么还…玩拼字游戏 Why he need puzzle?
这是我的问题 This is my problem.
我总是一厢情愿地看男人 I always see men the way I want to see them.
我们以前见过吗 Do I know you from someplace?
免费鞋 穿着舒适 二楼 Sensible heels. Payless Shoes. Second floor.
你是回家 You headed for home?
呃…不 不是 我… No, no. I am...
我的航班已经延误了很长时间了 I am delayed a long time.
我也不喜欢航班延误 你是做什么的 I hate it when they delay flights. What do you do?
我从一栋建筑跑到另外一栋建筑 Oh, I go from one building to another building.
我有呼机 I have beeper.
哦 建筑承包商 你和我们一样常年在外面旅行 Oh, contractors. You guys travel as much as we do.
抱歉 多谢了 Sorry about that. Thank you very much.
什么是“BH” What's "BH"?
用英语讲… In English,
维克多·纳沃斯基 Viktor Navorski.
- 在英语里 艾米利亚·华伦 - 艾米利亚·华伦 - In English, Amelia Warren. - Amelia Warren?
- 幸会 - 幸会 - Nice to meet you. - You, too.
很高兴再次见到你 Nice to see you again.
你喜欢意大利菜吗 You like Italian food?
我知道很晚了 也许你有其他计划 I know, it's late and you've probably got other plans,
不过如果你想出去吃点东西 我们可以马上搭车出去 but if you'd like to grab some dinner, we can run right out and catch a cab.
我知道一个地方 那里的肉卷特别棒 I know a place that has the greatest cannelloni.
不 我…不行 No, I can't.
- 你结婚了 - 没有 - You married? - No.
- 有女朋友了 - 没有 - Girlfriend? - No.
我…我不能…和你出去 I can't go out with you.
天哪 …非常抱歉 God. I'm so sorry.
对不起 I am so sorry.
我真的是被我的工作和生活搞疯了 I must come off like a complete nut job or something.
- 不 - 我只是不想一个人吃饭 - No. - I didn't want to eat alone.
地板 小心 滑 Wet floor. Wet floor.
- 我… - 不用解释了 - No, I... - You don't have to explain.
不，我…请你，我… No,I...Please,I...
不，我…请你，我… No,I...
请送一副轮椅到A5门 Wheelchair to gate A-five
娜蒂亚 Nadia.
在纽约 意大利肉卷要多少钱 In New York restaurant, what cost is cantaloni?
不知道 也许15元 I don't know. Maybe 15 bucks.
- 美元 - 20 - Dollars? - Twenty.
两个人 40 Two people, 40.
两个人 40美元 Two people, 40 dollars.
我…我…帮你 I help you?
抱歉 先生 我们不缺人了 I'm so sorry, sir. The position has already been filled.
- 你住在附近 - 是的 67门 - Do you live nearby? - Yes. Gate 67.
因为我们需要员工守时…你是说67号门 Because we are very particular about punctual... Did you say Gate 67?
67号门 Gate 67.
你肯定是在开玩笑 You got to be kidding.
你得先帮我 我才能帮你 你没有社保号码… You got to help me help you. I don't see a Social Security number...
…通讯地址 甚至电话号码也没有 mailing address, even a phone number.
电话 你要电话 我有 我有电话 Telephone? You need? I get. I get. I get phone.
我有…有电话 I get phone.
451-1226 451-1226.
好吧 什么时候方便联络你 All right. When's the best time to reach you?
现在 Now?
- 喂 - 你好 纳沃斯基先生 - Hello? - Hi, Mr. Navorski.
是的 我是维克多·纳沃斯基 请问哪位 Yes, this is Viktor Navorski. Who calls?
我是探索频道专卖店的，克利夫 It's Cliff from the Discovery Store.
克利夫 你好 Ah! Cliff. Hello.
- 你好吗 - 很好 - How's it going? - Good.
- 现在谈方便吗 - 是的 我等了你一整天 - Is this a good time? - Yes, I wait for your call all day.
我得告诉你 我们已经请到人了 Well, I got to tell you that the position's been filled.
那你能不能坐到其他地方去 Yeah, so could you please go sit someplace else?
- 我去洗手间 - 很好 - I go to bathroom now. - That'd be good.
- 好吧 - 谢谢 - All right. - Thank you.
好的 Okay.
这家伙是谁 Who is this?
- 你是什么人 - 不认识 - Who are you? - It's no one.
这里已经两个礼拜没人了 不是我的人 There's no one here for two weeks. This isn't one of my guys.
看看着墙壁 他手艺真不错 Look at this cornicing. This is good work.
一定是哈里的人 你是哈里的人吗 Must be Harry's crew. You with Harry's crew?
哈里知道他在这里工作吗 Does Harry think he's running this job?
- 我走了 - 走 去哪里 - I go now. - Go where?
- 67号门 - 67 - Gate 67. - 67?
离67号门的工程 起码还有10个月 We're ten months away from 67.
如果不是你我的人 一定是哈里的人… He's got to be Harry's. If he's not mine, and he's not yours...
哈里是想让我难看啊 Harry's trying to make me look bad.
我才不会让他就这么 得到67号门的工程 I've got to slow him down before he gets to 67.
- 你叫什么 - 维克多·纳沃斯基 - What's your name? - Viktor Navorski.
把他从哈里那里挖出来 到我队里来 Pull him off Harry's crew, put him on mine.
星期一早上6点半开工 You start 6:30 Monday morning.
你给我工作 You give me job?
6点半 好的…老板 6:30, yes, boss.
今晚午夜 别来迟了 jazz plays on personal stereo
有意大利航空的龙虾饺子 We have lobster ravioli from Alitalia.
俄罗斯航空的鱼子酱 We have caviar from Russian Aeroflot.
好 端上来吧 Okay. Just bring it.
- 嘿 维克多 - 大家好 - Hey, Viktor. - Hello, all.
瞧啊 没有祖国的人 Look. The man without a country.
来吧 欢迎 Come on in. Welcome.
- 我看见这个 - 你干得不坏 - I see this. - You did well.
坐吧 Have a seat.
- 这儿 - 这儿 - Here? - Here.
来吧 坐下 Come on, sit down.
- 谁请他的 - 我 我们三缺一 不是吗 - Who invited him? - I did. We needed a fourth, right?
- 我不跟他玩 - 古普塔 别紧张 - I'm not going to play with him. - Oh, Gupta, relax, would you?
- 他不是间谍 - 你怎么知道 - He isn't a spy. - How do you know?
他会记录下我们的谈话 他衬衫里有窃听器 He could be recording everything we say. A wire in his shirt.
屁股上面别着一个麦克风 A microphone up in his ass.
- 我会丢了工作的 - 好吧 - I'm not going to lose my job. - Fine.
- 那我们给他照X光如何 - 好 - What if we x-rayed him? - Yes.
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
- 好吧 你没问题 - 很好 玩牌吧 - Okay. So you are clean. - Good. Let's play cards.
我有钱 但是…要到星期五… I will have money. But Friday.
别担心 Don't worry about it.
我们赌的是失物招领处无人认领的东西 We play for unclaimed items from the Lost and Found.
你绝对想不到人们会在机场留下些什么 来吧 You'll be amazed at what people leave at airports. Come.
我有两个9还有两个9 I have two nines and two nines.
4个9 谢谢 Four nines.
- 小心 - 注意点 - Careful, careful. - Watch out.
等等 Wait.
我们有个问题想问你 We have a question for you, Viktor.
对 我们很好奇 Yeah, we're just curious.
罐子里面是什么 What is in the can?
- 这个 - 我们在照X光的时候看见了 - What? This? - Yeah, we saw the X-ray.
我们知道里面没有吃的了 We know there's no nuts in there.
到底是什么 What is in there?
是爵士乐 This is jazz.
- 爵士 - 爵士 是的 - Jazz? - Jazz, yes.
- 爵士 - 是的 - Jazz? - Yes.
你肯定里面是爵士乐吗 可能还是蓝调的 You sure it's jazz in there? It might be the blues.
- 或者拉丁风格 - 也许是史提夫汪德 - Or salsa. - Maybe it's Stevie Wonder.
- 不 不 是爵士 - 好吧 好吧 - No, no, is jazz. - Okay, guys. Okay.
今天的大奖是… For tonight's grand prize, we have...
给他们看看 古普塔 Show them, Gupta.
我在楼上捡到的 I found this upstairs.
维京航空公司 头等舱 Virgin Air, first class lounge.
来了 There you go.
这是…是谁的 And they belong to?
- 雪儿 - 雪儿 - Cher. - Cher?
- 那个歌星…雪儿 - 是的 雪儿 - As in Cher? - Yeah. Cher.
我调查过了 有目击者的 I checked it out. There were witnesses.
是雪儿的内裤 Those are Cher's panties.
- 准备好了 - 快点 - Ready? - Hurry up.
我们会分享这条内裤 So, will we share the panties?
- 不 不 - 谁赢了就是谁的 - No, no, no. - Not if I win.
- 来吧 - 等等 - Come on. - Wait a second.
联合航空公司 飞往成田机场的801航班 United Airlines flight number 801 to Narita
马上就要起飞了 is now announcing final boarding...
"不行 这是我的" You can't. That is mine."
"你会很烦恼的" "You can get so confused."
维克多 嗨 Viktor? Well, hi.
我来捡 Please.
- 你好吗 - 很好 - How are you? - Good.
伙计 Man
上次那样约你出去 我真的很抱歉 I am so sorry about what happened last time, asking you out like that.
三万英呎高空有人捏我屁股 我老早就习以为常了 I'm so used to guys trying to grab my ass at 30,000 feet
当我遇见个不这么做的人 反而不知道该怎样办了 that when I meet somebody that doesn't, I don't know how to react.
- 让我们先不聊这个了 - 好的 - Let's just start over. - Yes, okay.
- 你是离开还是回来 - 我也不知道 都是吧 - Are you coming or going? - I don't know. Both.
- 跟我说说看 - 拿破仑 - Tell me about it. - Napoleon?
对 我看很多历史书籍 物美价廉 不过内容都是杀来杀去 Yeah. I read a lot of history books. They're long and cheap and usually about men killing each other.
1200页才卖9.99美元 太便宜了 Like 1,200 pages for $9.99. You can't beat that.
- 可是拿破仑 - 对 他是我最喜爱的人物之一 - But Napoleon? - Yeah. He's one of my favorites.
- 你知道是什么救了拿破仑一命吗 - 不知道 - You know what saved Napoleon's life? - No.
- 他的自大 - 自大 - His ego. - Ego?
没错 Yes.
在他经历了滑铁卢惨败之后 After he loses the Battle of Waterloo,
拿破仑将自己孤立在圣海伦娜小岛上 Napoleon isolates himself on the tiny island of Saint Helena.
没人确切知道后来发生什么事 No one knows exactly what happens next,
但我喜欢的版本是这样的 but the version I like goes like this.
他非常沮丧 决定了结自己的性命 He's very depressed and decides to take his own life.
但拿破仑深信自己 要有过于常人的勇气 But Napoleon believes himself to be of such superhuman strength
所以服下自杀所需毒药六倍的剂量 that he takes six times the amount of poison needed to do the job.
他的胃装满了毒药 他的身体产生排斥 His stomach is so full up with poison that his body rejects it,
而他却没死 and he doesn't die.
瞧 自大救了他一命 See? Ego. Saved his life.
也许他需要眼镜 Maybe he need glasses.
- 眼镜 - 对 好看清瓶子上的字 - Glasses? - Yes. To read words on bottle.
毒药 Poison.
你那么说真是有趣 It's funny you should say that.
谣传拿破仑有远视 Rumor has it that Napoleon was farsighted.
- 说的好 - 说的好 - There you go. - There you go.
- 说的好 - 说的好 - There you go. - And there you go.
我认为我们正在此重写历史 I think we're rewriting history right here.
我们何不边吃午餐边聊呢 Why don't we talk about it over lunch?
老天 不敢相信我又这样随便约你了 I can't believe it. I just asked you out again.
我又这样做了 I just did it again.
我好… 维克多 离我远一点 好吗 I'm so... Just stay away from me, Viktor, okay?
我有病 我没办法独处五秒钟 I'm sick. I don't have the ability to be alone for five seconds.
好吧 Okay.
- 什么好吧 - 好吧 - Okay, what? - Okay.
与你…共进午餐 Lunch with you.
- 你要与我共进午餐 - 对 - You'll have lunch with me? - Yes.
你不用赶搭飞机或者… You're not running for a flight or...
我在等 I wait.
- 找我的 - 你的 没错 - It's me. - You. Yes.
对不起 我刚收到讯息 I'm sorry. I just got paged.
- 要上班了吗 - 不是 - You work? - No.
三人行太挤了 Three of you. Crowded.
最好离我远一点 维克多 Stay away from me, Viktor.
我…我有个严重的问题 我跟拿破仑一样坏 I'm... I have a serious problem. I'm as bad as Napoleon.
我不停的在吸取那些有毒的男人 直到让我自己不可救药 I just keep ingesting these poisonous men until I make myself sick.
- 你没病 艾米利亚 没有 - 没有吗 - You're not sick, Amelia. - No.
没有 你是有点…远视 No. You're farsighted.
- 我得走了 - 我得留下 - I have to go. - I have to stay.
- 我的人生便是如此 - 我也是 - Story of my life. - Oh! Me, too.
边境局的视察员 将在三天以内到达 Your CBP inspection's in three days.
FBI和国安局的人将巡视机场 The FBI and Homeland Security will tour the airport,
在和你谈话之前 会先花两小时巡视这些办公室 spend two hours observing these offices before your interview process begins.
纳沃斯基赚多少 How much does Navorski make?
先生 Sir?
他赚多少 他们付他多少薪水 How much does he make? How much are they paying him?
他们偷偷付他现金的 They're paying him cash under the table.
我晓得 到底有多少 I know that. How much?
每小时19美元 $19 an hour.
不可思议 你知道吗 那比我挣的还要多 Unbelievable. Do you know that's more than I make?
那就是纽约市建筑工的价钱 That's New York City construction.
前几天有个员工上来找我 One of my own men came up to me the other day.
问我想不想也下赌注 Asked me if I wanted to join the big pool.
看看他 Look at him.
赌在什么时候纳沃斯基会离开这座机场 Place a bet on when Navorski's going to leave this airport.
你听说过此事吗 Have you heard about this?
我赌他留到1月3日 I have January 3rd.
带他进来 Bring him in.
杰克 他没有国籍 懂吗 没有国家 Jake, he has no nationality. Okay? No country.
据我对第二条第三款的解释 他对国家安全是个威胁 He's a national security risk, according to my interpretation of Section 2.12.
我要你把他关进联邦拘留中心 对他进行审讯 I want you to put him in a detention center and run a clearance on him.
我只希望能那样 That's all I want.
联邦监狱如何 Well, what about a federal prison?
别的机场如何 Well, what about another airport?
喂 喂 Hello? Hello?
我们扣留了那么多人 竟然找不到一处收容他 We're detaining so many people, there's no room anywhere.
- 你试过FBI吗 - 每个人都试过了 没人愿意收容他 - Did you try the FBI? - I tried everybody. Nobody'll take him.
要我带他回候机楼吗 You want me to bring him back to the terminal?
不要 从现在起 纳沃斯基就住在这里 No. From now on, Navorski lives here.
今天要来的人 The people who are coming here today
是来观察我 审查我 will be observing me, inspecting me.
但是他们大部分人都会 留心这个机场各个运行环节 But most of all they will be looking at the way that this airport is run.
所以 让我们展示给他们 什么是全美第一的机场 So let's show them why this is the number one airport in the United States.
我们一天处理六百架班机 We process about 600 planes a day,
平均每37分钟一班飞机 with a processing time of 37 minutes per plane,
每60秒运送一位乘客… about 60 seconds per passenger...
…进入本国 to be brought into the country.
我们尽可能彻底安检 We keep it as clean as possible.
- 你带什么入关 - 电脑软件 - What do you import? - Computer software.
一大堆胡桃呢 That's a lot of walnuts.
对 我岳母喜欢吃这些 Yeah. My mother-in-law loves these things.
我每次去巴西 都会帮她带一包回来 Every time I go to Brazil, I bring her back a bag.
- 你的岳母 - 对 - Your mother-in-law? - Yeah.
介意我尝一个吗 Mind if I try one?
你怎么知道那些不是要带给他岳母的 How did you know those weren't for his mother-in-law?
他如果结婚了 戒指在哪呢 If he's married, where's his ring?
如果离了婚 谁还会跟岳母聊天呢 And if he's divorced, who still talks to their mother-in-law?
抱歉 不过事实如此 无意冒犯岳母 不过… I'm sorry, but really. No offense 、to mother-in-laws, but...
- 长官 - 嗯 - Sir. - Yeah.
长官 楼上有状况 Sir, we have a situation upstairs.
- 那得等一下了 - 不行 这事不能等 - It'll have to wait. - No. This won't wait.
9点12分从多伦多来的班机降落时 When the 9:12 from Toronto landed,
他们发现四瓶没有检验过的药物 they found four prescriptions without an MPL.
他们想把药扣留 他就发狂了 They tried to take the pills away, and he went nuts.
他在那里 我们猜测这些药是带给他父亲的 There he is. We think they're for his father.
先生 冷静 把武器放下 Sir, sir, calm down. Put your weapons down.
武器通通收好… 好了 我们是来帮你的 Everybody keep your weapons... All right. We're here to help you.
我们是来帮你的 先生 好了 刀子给我 We're here to help you, sir. All right. Give me the knife.
- 他从哪来的 - 俄罗斯 - Where's he from? - Russia.
我们唯一的翻译 现在人在纽瓦克 The only interpreter we got is in Newark.
- 必须找个人来跟他谈 - 我有个主意，长官 - We have to get someone to talk to him. - I have an idea, sir.
维克多 Viktor.
我需要你帮忙 I need your help.
他叫做米洛卓格维奇 住的离你比较近 His name is Milodragovich. He lives near you.
他可能不会说你们的方言 He may not speak your dialect,
但我需要你帮我翻译 but I need you to translate and help me out.
- 要我帮你 为什么 - 因为我不希望任何人受伤 - I help you? Why? - I don't want anybody to get hurt.
这家伙非常生气 This guy's very upset.
让他冷静下来 我就让你回候机楼 Just calm him down, and I'll let you back in the terminal.
不 让我去纽约 不要红章 要绿的 我要绿章 No. New York. No red stamp. Green. I green.
- 纽约 - 好的 好 - New York. - Okay, yes.
- 你说好 - 好 - You say yes? - Yes.
- 好了 好了 好了 - 退后 - OK.OK OK.OK - Stay out
我们找了个人来跟你谈 和你谈谈 去吧 We have somebody here to talk to you. Somebody to talk to you. Go ahead.
退后 Stay out.
怎样 So?
好的 告诉他要从本国携带药品出境 Okay, tell him in order to export medicines from this country,
必须填写正式表格 he needs to have the proper form,
附上购药许可证 he needs to have a Medicinal Purchase License.
好吗 你明白我说的吗 维克多 Okay? You understand me, Viktor?
他说药是带给他父亲的 He say he bring the medicine for his father.
所以他才去加拿大替他父亲买药 This why he go to Canada. Medicine for father.
那不重要 It doesn't matter.
他的班机降落在美国 他必须有适当的表格 His plane landed in the U.S. He needs to have the right form.
他不知道需要这种文件 He did not know he need this document.
没人跟他说他需要什么文件表格 No one say to him he need document form.
我正在对他说啊 I'm saying it to him.
他需要有治疗他父亲的医院签署的申请表 He needs to have the form signed by the hospital who is treating his father.
这些药品必须留在美国 These medicines have to stay in the United States.
必须扣留在此 They have to stay here.
- 他…他在求你 - 我知道 我看的出他在求我 - He's begging you. - I know. I can see that he's begging.
很抱歉 先生 I'm sorry, sir.
你必须一大早搭飞机离开 药得留在这里 You'll have to take a flight in the morning. The medicine stays here.
对不起 I'm sorry.
制住他 Send him down.
谢谢你 维克多 干的好 我们走吧 Thank you, Viktor. Good job. Let's go.
山羊 Goat.
- 什么 - 山羊 药是给山羊用的 - What? - Goat. Medicine is for goat.
- 山羊 - 对 药是给山羊用的 山羊 - Goat?- Yes. Medicine is for goat. Goat.
- 他那么说吗 - 是的 - He said that? - Yes.
他说… He say...
我们不懂 是我不懂"山羊" We not understand. I not understand "goat."
为什么 你在说什么 你听错了他的话吗 Why? What are you saying? You misunderstood him?
- 不是买给他垂危的父亲吗 - 不是 不是 - It's not for his dying father? - No. No.
在克罗西亚…"父亲"这个字… The... Krakozhia... The name for "father"
听起来很像"山羊" sound like "goat."
是我弄错了 I make mistake.
你为何这样做 维克多 Why are you doing this, Viktor?
药是买给…山羊用的 Medicine is for goat.
- 不 才不是 - 是 - No, it's not. - Yes.
- 不是 - 是 - No. - Yes.
你看过了蓝色的表格 You read the blue immigration form.
- 蓝色的 - 对 蓝色的 - Blue? - Yes. Blue.
- 蓝色的 - 蓝色的表格 - Blue? - Blue. The blue form.
那种表格上说 如果是用于动物身上 就不需要许可证 The one that says if it's an animal, he doesn't need the license.
那他就可以把药带进来了 You know it,know it.Then he can bring the drugs in.
利害 维克多 非常利害 That's good, Viktor. That's very good.
你为何这么做呢 Why are you doing this? Huh?
你又不认识他 你不懂得规定 You don't know him. You don't know the rules.
看着我 Look at me.
我是想帮你 I was going to help you.
现在我要你问他… 不 不是听你说 Now I want you to ask him... No, not you.
我要你问他 我要听见他亲口说 I want you to ask him. I want to hear him say it.
我要听见他亲口说药是给谁用的 I want to hear him say who the medicine is for.
请说一下药是给谁用的 Please. Who the medicine is for.
回答他 米洛卓格维奇先生 药是给谁用的 Answer him, Mr. Milodragovich. Who are the pills for?
好的 药留下 他走 就这样 Okay. The pills stay. He goes. That's it.
山羊 Goat.
拜托 是给山羊用的 Please. For goat.
药是给山羊用的 Medicine for goat.
药还他 Give him the pills.
药是给山羊用的 Medicine for goat.
药… Medicine...
他爱死山羊了 He love that goat.
你以为我需要借口 才能将你送回那牢里 Do you think I need an excuse to put you back in that cell
把你关上五年吗 to keep you there for five years?
你和我作对就是和美国为敌 You go to war with me, and you go to war with the United States.
那样你就会知道当克罗西亚人排队买草纸的时候 Then you'll know why Krakozhians wait in line for cheap toilet paper
而山姆大叔正用名牌卫生纸来擦着屁股呢 while Uncle Sam wipes his ass with Charmin two-ply.
当时围了二十个人 There was a 20 man.
入境室警卫们都拔枪了 Immigration gun was drawn.
迪克逊准备要开枪 The Dixon was ready to fire.
杀掉携带药品的这小子 To kill the little man with the pills.
但后来有个人走进房里 站在这小子的面前 But then someone walks into the room and stand in front of this little man.
这个人说 「把枪放下」 "Put the guns away," the man say.
「今天没人会死」 "Nobody will die today."
谁 Who?
- 是谁救了他 - 对 告诉我们是谁 - Who was it that saved him? - Yeah, tell us. Who was it?
这个人是谁 Who was this man?
纳沃斯基 维克多"山羊"纳沃斯基 Navorski. Viktor "The Goat" Navorski.
- 做的不漂亮啊 弗兰克 - 我只是按照规矩办事罢了 - It doesn't look good, Frank. - I was just following the rules.
有时候你得把规则放到一边 人才是最重要的 Sometimes you have to ignore the rules and concentrate on the people.
人 我懂 The people, I know.
人民 同情心 这是本国的基础 The people, compassion. That's the foundation of this country.
你得向纳沃斯基学习学习 You could learn something from Navorski.
高兴点 还没完呢 Cheer up. It's not over yet.
- 送我的吗 - 是的 - Is that for me? - Yes. Yes.
是维京岛旗鱼 Is Virgin Isle sailfish.
送你的 For you.
挂在墙上 For wall.
可挂墙上的鱼 Fish for wall.
你为什么想去纽约 Why do you want to go to New York?
还有罐子里到底装了什么 And what's in the can of peanuts?
承诺 Promise.
- 罐头里装着承诺 - 对 一份承诺 - A promise in the can? - Yes. A promise.
那么让我给你一个承诺吧 维克多 Let me make you a promise, Viktor.
一个被困在这个部门的人所做出的承诺 And this is a promise that comes from a man who is stuck here.
可能还会再困个十年的人 A man who may be stuck here for the next ten years.
从现在起 你和我是拍档 From now on, you and I are partners.
只要我留在这里 你也就留在这里 If I stay, you stay.
你一步也不能踏上纽约的土地 You will not set one foot in New York City.
一根脚趾头也踏不进美国境内 Not a single toe in the United States of America.
听懂我跟你说的话了吗 Do you understand what I am saying to you?
我懂 Yes.
你不喜欢鱼 You don't like fish.
你觉不觉得你好像住在机场里 Do you ever feel like you're just living in an airport?
我们不必这样做 维克多 我可以把你装进箱里运出去 We don't have to do this, Viktor. I can ship you out in a crate.
寄到美国任何地方 I can mail you anywhere in the U.S.
用我的运餐车怎样 他可以躲在里头 我们再推出去 What about my food cart? He can hide inside, and we'll drive out.
- 不行 我不能这么做 - 你说过希望我们帮你的呀 - No. I can't do this. - You said you wanted us to help you.
- 是没错 - 她叫什么名字 - I do. - What's her name?
艾米利亚·华伦 Amelia Warren.
我以为我们是要找路出去 不是找路进来 I thought we were looking for a way out, not a way in.
小心点 那些空姐可不是一般女人 Be careful. Those flight attendants ain't like regular women.
在不同时差地区往返飞行 Flying back and forth between time zones
扰乱了她们的生物钟 messes with their biological clock.
- 她们时刻准备着和你做爱 - 好的 我找到些东西 - They're always ready for sex. - Okay, I found something.
我要走了 他们会来找我们的 I am leaving. They will come for us.
古普塔 你放松点好吗 只要看好你的门 Gupta, will you relax? Just watch the door.
你们会坐牢的 不是我 You go in jail. Not me.
为了… 你知道吗 算了 For... You know what? Forget it.
- 继续找 - 华伦 对吧 - Keep looking. - Warren, right?
- 没错 - 华伦 - Yes. Yes. - Warren.
艾米利亚 简·华伦 Amelia Jane Warren?
- 简 - 对 - Jane? - Yeah.
好极了 维克多 头等舱 Way to go, Viktor. First class.
- 她几时回来 - 三周后 - When she come back? - Three weeks.
艾米利亚 想去吃点东西吗 Amelia, would you like to get eat to bite?
吃点东西 肉馅卷 Bite to eat? Cantaloni?
吃点东西 Bite to eat?
点东西吃 点东西吃 Eat to bite? Eat to bite.
吃点东西 吃点东西 吃点东西 Bite to eat. Bite to eat. Bite to eat.
吃点东西 吃点东西 吃点东西… Bite to eat. Bite to eat. Bite to eat.
古普塔 你结过婚吗 Gupta, you been ever married?
- 你说什么 - 你结过婚吗 - What did you say? - You been ever married?
我在印度有个老婆和两个孩子 我在23年前丢下他们 I had a wife and two kids in India. I left them there 23 years ago.
为什么 Why?
我在马德拉斯开了间小小烟草店 I had a small tobacco shop in Madras.
勉强足以谋生 Made just enough money to survive.
一天 有个警察进来 说我欠他一些保护费 One day this policeman comes in and tells me I owe him some tax.
我说没问题 这事很正常 所以就付给了他 I said okay. This is common. So I pay him.
之后又是这个警察 三番两次找上门来 The next day, the same policeman come and keep coming and keep coming.
我也一次一次的付给他 And I am paying, and I'm paying him, and I'm paying him, and I'm paying him.
最后 在第五天 我拿起一把刀子刺进他的胸口 And finally, on the fifth day, I take a knife and I stab him in his chest.
- 你杀了警察 - 没有 我没刺中他的心脏 - You killed policeman? - No. I just missed his heart.
当他想逮捕我时 我逃了 When they tried to arrest me, I run away.
那你没回家吗 So you never go home?
我要是回家 就得在牢里待上七年 If I go home, I go in the jail for seven years.
万一美国抓你的话呢 会把你驱逐出境 What if United States catch you? They deport you.
只要我继续把地板拖干净 保持低调 As long as I keep my floor clean, keep my head down,
他们就没理由驱逐我 they have no reason to deport me.
他们没必要去注意像我这样的人 They have no reason to notice a man like me.
从罗马来的美国航空2703号班机 United Airlines Flight 2703 from Rome, Italy,
现在抵达C43闸门 is now arriving at Gate C43.
- 嘿 等一下 - 抱歉 真对不起 - Hey, wait. - Sorry. I'm sorry.
不准通行 地板湿的 No, no, no. It's wet.
- 嘿 - 走路小心点 - Hey. - Watch where you're going.
小心 Watch out.
- 艾米利亚 - 维克多 - Amelia. - Viktor.
- 你好 - 抱歉 真对不起 - Hello. - Sorry. I'm sorry.
他差点杀了我 He nearly killed me.
- 你没事吧 - 我很好 - You okay? - I'm fine.
穿这套西装我喜欢 I love the suit.
雨果 波士品牌 Hugo Boss.
特价149.99美元 On sale, $149.99.
真便宜 That's a bargain.
- 拿破仑 - 没错 - Napoleon? - Yes, yes.
还有约瑟芬呢 And Josephine.
你知道他们结婚那一天 拿破仑送什么给约瑟芬吗 Do you know what Napoleon gave Josephine on their wedding day?
艾米利亚 Amelia?
想去吃点东西吗 Would you like to have eat to bite?
吃饭 今晚 Food. Tonight?
- 你在约我出去吃饭吗 - 是的 - You're asking me out for dinner? - Yes.
当然好 Yeah. Sure.
- 几点 - 晚餐时间 - What time? - Dinnertime.
- 你想去哪吃 - 我知道个地方 - Where do you want to go? - I know place.
- 你有预约吗 - 纳沃斯基 - Do you have an appointment? - Navorski.
这边请 This way, please.
谢谢 Thank you.
我不知道这上头有个阳台呢 I didn't know they had a patio up here.
非常不错 It's very nice.
晚安 Good night.
拜托 拜托… Please.
抱歉 今晚要吃肉馅卷还是鸡肉呢 Sorry. So, tonight we have cannellonis or chicken.
- 请来肉馅卷吧 - 肉馅卷 - Cannelloni, please. - Cannelloni.
- 抱歉 - 谢谢 - Sorry. - Thank you.
你呢 先生 For you, sir?
- 一样吧 - 那是很棒很棒的选择 - Same. - That's a great, great choice.
马上就来 I'll be back.
我想一下 请慢用 Let me see. Enjoy.
你知道羊角面包是罗马尼亚人发明的吗 Did you know the croissant was invented in Romania?
- 说来听听 - 好的 - Tell me. - Okay.
1742年，土耳其人入侵布卡瑞斯特 It's 1742, and the Turks invade Bucharest,
趁着月黑风高 出奇不意展开攻击 making a surprise attack under the cover of night.
但城里的烤面包师… But the town bakers...
抱歉 Sorry.
烤面包师怎样呢 So, the bakers?
- 算了 不说也罢 是个很傻的故事 - 不 求你了 - No, never mind. It's a dumb story. - No, please.
对不起 维克多 I'm sorry, Viktor.
没人真正在乎羊角面包是哪里发明的 Nobody really cares where the croissant was invented.
我敢说罗马尼亚人自己也不在乎 I'll bet the Romanians themselves don't give a shit.
我在乎 I care.
那是历史 是事实 Is histories. Is truth.
- 我39岁了 - 不 - I'm 39 years old. - No.
- 没错 - 不 - Yeah. - No.
- 那是事实 - 你不像39了 - That's the truth. - You are not.
我告诉大家我才33岁 I tell everybody I'm 33,
和我约会过的男人多半认为我才27岁 但不是 and most of the men I've dated think I'm 27, but no.
我39岁了 I'm 39.
那又怎样 我也曾经39岁过 So? I was 39 once.
我18岁就开始在航空公司服务 I was 18 years old when I started working for the airlines.
我做这行已经超过20年了 I've been doing this over 20 years.
现在没必要再假装下去了 And now there's no more pretending.
就是这么回事 This is it.
所以我的通讯簿都在城市周围 It's why my address book is by city,
而我的传呼机老在吃饭的时候响起 and my pager goes off during dinner.
你可以把传呼机关掉 You can switch off pager.
但愿我能 I wish I could.
整整7年了 我一直在等一个电话 I've been waiting for a phone call for seven years.
我知道它会来的 维克多 I know it's coming, Viktor.
这就是我为什么不愿意关掉它的原因 That's why I can't break it off.
这就是为什么我总是住在旅馆里 That's why I live out of hotels and...
时时刻刻准备好我的手提箱 have my little suitcase packed, ready to go,
以免他周末想要见我 我能够随时出发 just in case he wants to meet me for the weekend.
没错 Yeah.
我一直等了一辈子 I've been waiting my whole life.
就是不明白究竟为什么 Just don't know what the hell for.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我住这里 I live here.
- 什么 - 我住这里 就在候机楼里 - What? - I live here, in terminal.
67号闸门 Gate 67.
- 你住在机场 - 对 日日夜夜 - You live at the airport? - Yes. Day and night.
这个家 好比说你 都在叫我等待 This home, like you.They tell me to wait.
所以我就等喽 So I wait.
所有经常飞的人都跟你有一样感觉 维克多 All frequent fliers feel the same way you do, Viktor.
大家都在等待 大家都是 Everybody's waiting. Everybody.
- 等着班机 等着会议… - 我并没在等班机或会议 - For a flight, for a meeting... - I don't wait for flight or meeting.
那你在等什么 Then what are you waiting for?
没关系 我了解 Is okay. I understand.
我有个主意 I have an idea.
- 过来 - 你做什么 - Come here. - What you do?
- 你确定 - 再确定不过了 我很确定 - You sure? - More than anything, I'm sure of this.
准备好没 Ready?
那你几时回来 So, when do you come back?
13天后 你呢 13 days. How about you?
我会在这里 I will be here.
可是万一你的行程改了呢 But what if your schedule changes?
也许我们该交换一下电话号码 Maybe we should exchange phone numbers.
不用 我会在这里 No. I will be here.
你知道拿破仑打败巴伐利亚时 送给约瑟芬什么东西吗 You know what Napoleon give to Josephine when he win Bavaria?
告诉我 Tell me.
别这样嘛 告诉我 Come on. Tell me.
13天后我会给你看的 I will show you. 13 days from now.
他在干吗 What's he doing?
我不能问他 我应该是指挥他干什么的人 I can't ask him. I'm supposed to tell him what he's doing.
但如果我问了 就像个白痴一样 If I ask him, I look like an idiot.
我很抱歉 对不起 你得要帮我这个忙 I'm sorry. Sorry. You got to do this for me.
事成之后 我保证让你吃的肥肠脑满 You'll get really fat with all the food I'm going to give you.
但是 求求你了 这是我最后一次求你为我做事了 But, please, do this for me. It will be the last thing I ask you to do.
(拒绝，2004年10月10日)
他在斯巴洛义式餐厅那里等你回复 He waits for you to answer at Sbarro.
- 我得工作 - 他会一直等的 - I have to work. - He will wait.
- 旅途如何 - 还不错 - How was your flight? - Good.
谢谢 Thanks.
- 有问题吗 - 你必须跟我们来一趟 - Is something wrong? - You'll have to come with us.
别开玩笑了 我一个月过境两次呢 You're kidding. I come through here twice a month.
请跟我走 Please follow me.
有人等着见我呢 I'm supposed to be meeting somebody.
我的工作 有三件重要事项 In my line of work, there are three things that matter.
人 文档和故事 The person, the document and the story.
找出其中一项的真相 就能找出这三项的真相 Find the truth of one, and you find the truth of all three.
我需要你帮忙找出真相 I need your help finding the truth.
你认识一个叫维克多·纳沃斯基的人吧 Do you know a man named Viktor Navorski?
是的 Yes.
你知道他为何在此及来自哪里吗 Do you know why he's here and where he's from?
不知道 我们只是朋友而已 No. We're just friends.
你有注意到他背包里藏了 Have you noticed that he hides a can
一罐烘焙干制的花生吗 of dry roasted peanuts in his bag?
- 所以呢 - 你会做成什么呢 - So? - What do you make of that?
我大概会做成花生酱吧 I'd make peanut butter, I guess.
我们知道他计划要去 列克星敦的拉玛达酒店 We know that he's planning to go to the Ramada Inn on Lexington.
- 他有跟你说过为何来纽约吗 - 没有 - Has he told you why he's in New York? - No.
- 他有跟你说过他住哪吗 - 没有 我们只是在机场碰到的 - Has he told you where he lives? - No. We just met at the airport.
我只知道他是个建筑承包商 整天带着公文包 All I know is that he's a building contractor, living out of a suitcase.
就这样子 That's it.
- 他是个承包商 - 没错 - He's a contractor? - Yeah.
他就说那些吗 That's what he said?
艾米利亚 我只是很好奇 Amelia. I'm just curious.
你这种女人想要哪种男人都行 You are the kind of woman who can get any guy she wants.
为何挑上维克多·纳沃斯基呢 Why Viktor Navorski?
那是你这种人永远不会懂的事 That's something a guy like you could never understand.
我猜你又错过你的班机了 或者也许你的旅行社太差劲了 I guess you missed your flight again. Or maybe you have a bad travel agent.
请坐 Please. Sit.
没关系的 维克多 男人都会撒谎 It's okay, Viktor. All men lie.
- 只是你不擅长撒谎 - 我没撒谎 - At least you're not very good at it. - I did not lie.
你告诉我你的班机延误了 却没说延误了九个月 You told me you were delayed. You never said it was for nine months.
也许你是以你想看的方式 去看一个人 Maybe you see the man the way you want see the man.
那我看见的是什么 你是谁 So, what am I seeing? Who are you?
- 我… - 不受欢迎 - I... - Unacceptable?
是的 是的 Yes. Yes.
你想听听有趣的部分吗 You want to hear the funny part?
我跟他分手了 I broke up with him.
我是来此告诉你 他离开了我的生活 I was coming here to tell you he's out of my life.
我自由了 我厌倦了等待 I'm free. I got tired of waiting.
至少我们有着共同点 At least we have that in common.
艾米利亚 你知道拿破仑打败巴伐利亚时 送给约瑟芬什么东西吗 Amelia, you know what Napoleon give to Josephine when he win Bavaria?
不知道 No.
我带你去看 I show you.
请 请 Please.
请坐 Sit. Please.
那便是拿破仑送给约瑟芬的礼物 That was gift. Napoleon to Josephine.
一千个喷泉 One thousand fountains.
你为我盖的 You built this for me?
请坐 别弄湿了 Please. Sit. Don't get wet.
快点 Come on.
哦… Oh...
没反应 it no work.
它应该往天花板喷出大量的水才对 It should shoot, big water up to ceiling.
跟我说实话 你是不是从疯人院逃出来的 Just tell me the truth. Did you escape from an institution?
你是罪犯吗 Are you a criminal?
你住在这里 维克多 You're living here, Viktor.
你住在67号闸门 我只想知道原因 You're living at Gate 67. I just want to know why.
来 我给你看 Here. I show you.
我父亲 My father.
维克多 请告诉我 花生罐里装的不是你父亲 Viktor, please tell me your father isn't in that peanut can.
这是爵士 This is jazz.
我父亲迪米特·阿森洛夫·纳沃斯基 My father, Dimitar Asenov Navorski,
在1958年匈牙利报上看到这张照片 see this photograph in Hungarian newspaper, 1958.
他说他看着照片看了七天 He say he look at photograph for seven days.
周一 周二 周三… Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...
他们是谁 Who are they?
贝西伯爵、迪吉葛拉斯彼 塞隆尼斯孟克 桑尼罗林斯 Count Basie, Dizzy Gillespie, Thelonious Monk, Sonny Rollins,
亚特布拉奇 麦克斯卡明斯基 Art Blakey, Max Kaminsky.
总共57个 57 of them all together.
他看着这些照片7天后 有个了主意 After looking at photograph for seven days, my father has idea.
他开始给他们写信 He begin to write letters to club, Lickety Split, Snookie's Sugar Bowl.
他央求修女帮他写英文信 好几百封 He ask the nuns to write English. Hundreds letters.
然后他就等 And then he wait.
一星期 一月 一年的等下去 He wait month, week, year.
我父亲等了40年 My father wait 40 year.
他们都签了名 And they all sign names.
一个一个 One by one.
他们都签了名寄给我父亲 They all write their name and send it to my father.
除了一个 All but not one.
班尼高森 Benny Golson.
萨克斯手 Saxophone.
我父亲在得到班尼高森的签名之前就去世了 My father die before Benny Golson write his name and send to my father.
我为了完成他的遗愿 我遵守诺言 So I make him promise. I keep promise.
我保证要到纽约找到班尼高森 I promise I will go New York, find Benny Golson,
得到他的签名放到罐子里面 have him write name to put in can.
你住在这里就是为了帮你父亲得到签名 And you've been living here so you could do this for your father?
也许是他在帮我 Maybe I think he do it for me.
你说过你在等待 You say you are waiting for something.
我对你说 "是的 我们都在等待" And I say to you, "Yes, yes. We all wait."
你在等什么 What are you waiting for?
你 我一直在等你 You. I wait for you.
怎么了 What?
战争结束了 The war is over.
…驱逐瓦果巴金的右翼武装… The right wing military coup that ousted President Vagobagin...
各位 让我们举杯 All right, everybody. Let's raise your glasses.
为我们的朋友「山羊」维克多干杯 Let's have a toast to my friend, Viktor "The Goat."
希望他永远不会再次失去祖国 May he never lose his country again.
克罗西亚 Krakozhia.
艾米利亚 你来早了 Amelia. You here early.
艾米利亚 看啊 Hello. Amelia, look.
和平…战争…结束了 和平…来了 Peace. Peace. The war. The war. Please come. Come.
克罗西亚内战结束了 See, the war, the war Krakozhia is over.
和平 战争结束了 Peace. The war is over.
- 你知道我在华府的那个朋友吗 - 知道，知道 - You know my friend in Washington. - Yes, yes.
他在那里很有些门路 He has a lot of connections. Here.
通行证 维克多 It's a pass, Viktor.
写有你名字的一天紧急签证 A one-day travel emergency visa with your name on it.
- 签证 - 是的 - Wha... Visa? - Yes.
- 你朋友给的 - 是的 - From your friend? - Yeah.
去纽约 拿到最后一个签名 放到罐子里面吧 Just go to New York, find that last name and put it in the can.
- 我 去纽约 - 是的 - I go New York? - Yes.
我可以去纽约了 I go New York!
艾米利亚 你跟我 跟我一起去纽约 Amelia, you come with. You come with me to New York.
你朋友帮我的 他为什么要帮我 Your friend do this for me? Why he do this for me?
他是帮我 He did it for me.
我让你远离我 维克多 但你不明白 I told you to stay away from me, Viktor. But you didn't understand.
- 我想你没弄明白 - 不 不 很多事情我不明白 - I think you were confused. - No, I confused about everything.
但这件事 不是的… I not confused... Not this. Not this.
抱歉 我要迟到了 I'm sorry. I'm running late.
艾米利亚 为什么要走 为什么要走 Amelia. Why you go? Why you go?
你知道拿破仑给了约瑟芬什么结婚礼物吗 You know what Napoleon gave Josephine as a wedding present?
是一个金匣子 It was a gold locket.
他在里面刻了字 And on the inside, he made an inscription.
"命运" "Destiny."
命运 Destiny.
…在街上和酒馆里 rejoice in the streets
到处都是庆祝的 as well as in their local taverns.
克罗西亚国旗已经从议会大厦换掉 The Krakozhian flag waved goodbye from high atop the parliament buildings.
这清楚的表明… It is a clear sign of the power...
- 嘿 宝贝 - 嗨 - Hey, baby. - Hi.
我想你 I missed you.
走吧 Come on.
下一个 Next.
维克多 Viktor.
你好 德洛蕾丝 我今天有希望吗 Hello, Dolores. How I am today?
你今天有什么 What do you have here?
怎么会有这个啊 What do you have here?
哦 不 没有签字 Oh, no. It's not signed.
什么 What?
这是张一天紧急旅游签证 This is a one-day emergency travel visa.
必须由管理官员签字才能生效 To validate authenticity, it needs to be signed by the supervising officer.
迪克逊 Dixon?
是的 Yes.
迪克逊 Dixon.
我的国家战争已经结束 The war in my country is over.
我知道 祝贺你 Yeah. I know. Congratulations.
很奇怪吧 维克多 It's strange, isn't it, Viktor?
你为一件事情等了那么长时间 When you wait so long for one thing?
就在那一瞬间 One tiny moment.
我今天也是如此 I had that moment today, too.
你看见这个徽章了 You see this badge?
我现在是边境局的地区特派员了 This badge means that I was made CBP Field Commissioner.
我现在对机场的保安有绝对控制权 It means that my authority over the security of this airport is absolute.
你的机票和护照 Your ticket and your passport.
你可以回家了 It's time for you to go home.
威灵警官 送纳沃斯基先生去候机厅 Officer Waylin, please show Mr. Navorski into the terminal
确保他别误了飞机 and make sure he does not miss his flight.
再见 维克多 祝好运 Goodbye, Viktor, and good luck.
我要去纽约 I think I want go New York City.
别再惹麻烦了 维克多 Don't make this difficult, Viktor.
我不再是 "不受欢迎了" I no more "unacceptable."
- 我告诉你都结束了 - 我 要去纽约 - I told you this is over. - I go New York.
你真的确定你要那样做吗 Are you sure you want to do that?
我 要去纽约 现在 I go New York City now.
我的工作就是驱逐那些不受欢迎的人 这里就有几个 Part of my job is to get rid of undesirables, and there are quite a few.
这个家伙 乔·玛洛伊 我想你认识他 Like this guy, Joe Mulroy. I think you know him.
他在这儿工作已经20年了 但他下班后在机场赌博 He's been here for 20 years, but he's been running an after-hour poker game.
还带来酒和大麻 Bringing in liquor and marijuana.
可怜的家伙会失去退休金 他有孩子的吧 Poor guy's going to lose his pension. And I think he has kids, too.
是的 Yep.
这个家伙 恩里克克鲁兹 你也认识吧 And then there's this guy, Enrique Cruz. I think you also know Enrique.
恩里克让外人进入厨房 Enrique has been letting people into the food preparation area.
这严重违反安全条例 That's a major security breach.
可怜的家伙 他刚结婚吧 The poor guy, I think he's a newlywed.
但我会放过他 But I'm going to have to let him go.
然后是古普塔·拉金 他是清洁工 And then there's Gupta Rajan. He's a janitor.
但他1979年在印度因为袭警而被通缉 But he's wanted for assaulting a police officer back in India in 1979.
我得遣返他 I'll have to deport him.
我回家 I will go home.
- 你说什么 - 我回家 - I'm sorry. What did you say? - I will go home.
别动他们 我回家 Leave them alone. I will go.
- 今天 - 是的 - Today. - Yes.
如果你不上飞机 他们就全部完蛋 If you don't get on that plane, they're all gone.
- 你明白吗 - 是的 - Do you understand? - Yes.
很好 Okay. Good.
请大家注意了 Your attention please.
搭乘加拿大航空往渥太华309号班机的旅客 Immediate boarding,gate B-20,for flight...
请立即到B-20闸门登机 number 309 Air Canada to Ottawa
我不相信你 I don't believe you.
- 维克多 你不必这样妥协 - 你可以打倒这些家伙 - Viktor, you don't have to do this. - You can fight these guys.
- 我们会帮你的 - 维克多 别这样 我欠你太多了 - We'll help you. - Viktor, come on. I owe you so much.
- 拜托让我帮你 - 这是朋友的劝告 - Please let me help you. - This is your friend talking.
我们全是你的朋友 现在和你是一家人了 We're all your friends. We're your family now.
古普塔 Gupta.
再见 Goodbye.
你想戏弄我们 You try to fool us.
你令我们认为你会走出去 你会挺身对抗他们 You make us to think you would walk out, that you will fight with them.
你为何不反击 Why don't you fight?
- 战争结束了 - 那就走吧，滚蛋 - The war is over. - Then go. Get lost.
滚开 回家去告诉他们你办不到 Get lost. Go home and tell them you never made it.
你离美国这么近了 You come this close to America,
但你没勇气从这里走到那里 but you don't have the courage to go from here to here.
你是懦夫 You are a coward.
搭机时间到了 The plane is on time.
你是懦夫 You are a coward.
你是懦夫 You are a coward!
你令我恶心 You make me sick!
你有毛病啊 老兄 镇静点 What's wrong with you, man? Settle down.
周围的人都在看呢 看着我 好像我是… Got people looking all around, looking at me like I'm...
看着我 Look at me.
快点 看着我 Come on, look at me.
有些事情我要告诉你 There's something you should know.
先生们女士们 联航从克罗西亚来的 Ladies and gentlemen, United Airlines Flight 865
865航班已经降落 正往闸口开来 from Krakozhia has landed and is now taxiing to the gate.
持有去克罗西亚的866航班机票的旅客 For those passengers holding tickets for Flight 866 to Krakozhia,
希望你们如期出发 we expect departure to be on schedule.
古普塔 Gupta.
古普塔！ Gupta.
我回家了 I am going home.
走吧 Get lost.
请注意 Your attention, please.
飞往克罗西亚的866航班 将推迟起飞 等候进一步通知 Flight 866 to Krakozhia will be delayed until further notice.
你们有预约吗 Do you have an appointment?
谁告诉我下面到底是他妈的怎么回事 Somebody tell me what the hell is going on down there.
我们支持你 We're right behind you.
维克多要走了 Viktor's leaving.
- 莫尼卡 维克多要走了 - 我知道 他回家 - Monica, Viktor's leaving. - I know. He's going home.
他朝前门走了 要到市区去 He's going for the front door, out to the city.
什么 What? Oh, my...
维克多 别忘了我们 Viktor. Remember us.
我是探索书店的 拿着这个 From the Discovery Store, I want to give you this.
会给你好运的 It's good luck.
给我表妹卡蒂亚带的数码相机 A digital camera for Cousin Katia.
我不知道你要去哪儿 这个可以给你暖脚 I don't know where you're going, but these will keep your feet warm.
- 大家都在岗位吗 - 是的 - Everybody in position? - We're here.
守好门口 Secure the door.
抱歉 维克多 Sorry, Viktor.
抓住他 贾吉 Take him, Judge.
等等 维克多 别激动 Hold it, Viktor. Take it easy.
看见这些门了 You see those doors?
他们是去纽约的入口 Those are the entry doors to New York City.
去美国的入口 转过身 To the United States of America. Turn around.
外面在下雪 你会需要的 It's snowing in the city, and you're going to need that.
好运 Good luck.
哦 不 Oh, no.
哦 不 我会想你的 I'm going to miss you.
别再被困在别的地方了 Try not to get stuck wherever you're going.
逮捕他 逮捕他 Arrest him! Arrest him!
该死 God damn it!
出租车 Taxi.
谢谢 Thank you.
去哪儿 Where you go?
列克星敦街161号 走范怀克高速到皇后大桥 161 Lexington. Please take Van Wyck Expressway to Queensboro Bridge.
比BQE高速要快 It's faster than BQE.
- 你打哪儿来 - 克罗西亚…维克多·纳沃斯基 - Where you from? - Krakozhia. Viktor Navorski.
我是格兰 阿尔巴尼亚人 I'm Goran. Albania.
- 你什么时候到纽约的 - 星期四 - When do you come to New York? - Thursday.
你要封锁南边出口 检查每辆车吗 You want us to block the South exit and have AP sweep every vehicle?
长官 Sir?
…从东京来的飞机刚刚降落 5:30 from Tokyo just landed.
停机坪上还有两架飞机 巴塞罗那的也要到了 Got two planes on the tarmac. Barcelona on approach.
时间还早 还有1500名旅客要抵达 The night is young, and 1,500 people are headed our way.
都进去吧 进去吧 Everybody inside. Everybody inside.
快 走吧 - Come on. - Let's go.
走吧 Let's go.
- 你要入住吗 先生 - 不 不了 我不需要 - Are you checking in, sir? - No, no. I don't check in.
我要到这个地方 I want to go to this place, please.
大厅酒吧 就在拐角处 The lobby lounge is around the corner.
那里有一小时现场音乐会 你喜欢爵士乐吗 They have happy hour specials and live music. Do you like jazz?
扬声器已经关掉了 The monitor's off.
钢琴没有问题 再多点贝斯 贝斯声音再大一点 The piano's OK.A little more bass.More bass from the monitor.
我们演奏「杀手乔」 昨天效果不错 Let's do Killer Joe. It worked all right last night.
- 嗯 - 你是班尼高森 - Yes? - You are Benny Golson?
是的 我是 Yeah. Yes, I am.
班尼高森 我是维克多·纳沃斯基 从克罗西亚来 Benny Golson, I am Viktor Navorski. I am from Krakozhia.
我父亲 迪米特·阿森洛夫·纳沃斯基 是你的超级乐迷 My father, Dimitar Asenov Navorski, was great, great fan of your music.
爵士迷 太好了 Oh, a jazz fan. Fantastic.
能签个名吗 Would you sign your name, please?
能等会儿吗 我们就要开始了 Oh. Can I do it a little later? We have to get started now.
- 稍等 - 我会等的 - Just a minute. - I will wait.
好 Okay.
出租车 出租车 Taxi. Taxi.
你要去哪儿 Where you want to go?
回家 I am going home.