♪ Demis Roussos' Forever And Ever playing ♪ 2
♪ Ever and ever, forever and ever ♪ 3
♪ You'll be the one ♪ 4
♪ That shines in me ♪ 5
♪ Like the morning sun ♪ 6
Wake up. 7
Good morning! 8
That's a good leg. 9
Okay, fine. 10
But we have to be fast. 11
Are you close? 12
I really can't start sweating, baby. 13
- Yeah, I'm working on it, darling. 14
Okay. 15
- Okay, I'm sorry. I have to get ready. 16
I'm so sorry. 17
It's so bright in here, too. It's just-- 18
And then your sweat. 19
I'm sorry. You can watch me, though. 20
Watch me! 21
- Yeah, okay, that's romantic. 22
- What the hell? 23
Oh my God. Shit! 24
Shit! Shit! 25
Oh my God. Shit! 26
My grandma's ring's not in my jewelry case. 27
Shit! 28
Oh my God. Shit! Shit! 29
No offense, Ny-Ny, but I really have never had an issue with a guy 30
coming before, you know. 31
Never. Not in my life. Usually, it's the opposite problem. 32
And don't say it's like the age thing. Because I've had older boyfriends. 33
- It's the age thing. - Not the age thing. 34
It's not you, it's me. 35
- Yeah, no shit. 36
- I meant it's you, it's not me. 37
- You're so funny, Nyles. Oh my God, you're hilarious. 38
- Hey, Misty. 39
What? 40
- Will you kill me? - Nyles! 41
Look, I know weddings make you super weird, super uncomfortable, 42
but please, I'm begging you do not bring our drama here, okay. 43
Because this is truly a sacred day, 44
and it doesn't belong to us. 45
This day belongs to Tala, and it belongs to Abe. 46
You gonna be happy? 47
Are you gonna be smiley? 48
That's a weird smile. 49
Whoo! 50
Ha ha. 51
Shukran. 52
Good day so far? 53
- Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. 54
You? - Today is young. 55
Ask me again at the end. 56
Anything can happen. 57
- Not today, sauce pot. 58
That's a nice try, though. 59
- How gorgeous are these two? 60
I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, you guys? 61
But, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, 62
we're all part of this gorgeous tapestry-- 63
- No, come on, throw me a bone. 64
This isn't the day for moderation. 65
- It's not good wine. 66
- I don't care. 67
- Okay, I decided to Google the two most important things about marriage: 68
love and commitment. 69
Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone, 70
and we all know these two li'l freaks are fine in that department, right? 71
And commitment is the state 72
or quality of being dedicated to a cause, 73
activity, et cetera. 74
- Oh, she's done. 75
Whoo! 76
Thank you. 77
I love you guys. Um, so without further ado, 78
I'd like to welcome up the actual big sister 79
of the bride, Sarah. 80
- Get on up there, peanut. 81
- No one told me that I was supposed to make a speech. 82
- Of course you're supposed to give a speech, you're the maid of honor. 83
It's-- it's your main job. 84
- She's been drinking, Howard. 85
Sarah. 86
- Bonsoir, mi família 87
et amici! 88
- Who is that? - Nyles, what are you doing? 89
- Going in for the save, babe. I'd like to share my thoughts on love. 90
- What are you talking about? No, no, no, no. 91
No, no, no, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 92
- Who's this guy? - Misty's boyfriend. 93
Why is he dressed for a luau? 94
Oh my God, Nyles. 95
We are born 96
lost. 97
Then... we're found, 98
but we're all just lost, am I right? 99
- Oh my God. 100
- However, in the darkness 101
comes light. 102
Tala Anne Wilder and Abraham Eugene Trent Schlieffen, 103
who do not look like siblings. 104
You see, their optimism, their selflessness, 105
it's in their blood. 106
And Tala, 107
there's something that a lot of people here don't know about you, 108
but they should. 109
I hope you don't mind. 110
It's not just time and money that Tala has given to so many charitable causes, 111
she has also donated of herself. 112
Bone marrow. 113
That's right. 114
- How did he know that? - I don't know. 115
- She gave hers 116
to her baby brother Nico, 117
saving his life. 118
But now it's time for us to give to you. 119
Here you are 120
standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here. 121
And it may be frightening and filled with doubt. 122
But always remember: 123
you are not alone. 124
Everyone here is your family. 125
We are your world. 126
And we will cheer you on with delight in our eyes 127
as you achieve your wildest dreams. 128
So raise a glass. 129
We may be born lost, 130
but now 131
you are found. 132
Cheers. 133
- Wait, what? - Let's dance. 134
♪ Patrick Cowley's Megatron Man playing on speakers ♪ 135
- I already told you no earlier, Randy. 136
What, what makes you think that I changed my mind? 137
- I don't know, you've had more to drink? 138
- You can't say that to me, man. - Whatever, I don't need a lecture. 139
- What are you smelling? 140
- Orchid Explosion by Fournier. 141
Right? 142
- Yeah. 143
That's very weird. 144
- Well, I know my hair mists. 145
I dated a girl who used to bathe in it. 146
- Well, I, I don't like it. 147
Tala got it for me as a birthday present last year 148
and if I didn't wear it, she'd, she'd murder me. 149
- That makes sense. 150
- Here are the drinks you didn't pick up from the bar. 151
- Thank you! 152
I always get an extra one. Save myself a trip. 153
- Or you might just be an alcoholic? 154
- Hmm. Could be. 155
- Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 156
- Cheers. - Cheers. 157
- You're Misty's boyfriend? 158
I don't think that we met at the rehearsal dinner last night. 159
- I'm Sarah. - Nyles. 160
- Hi. - Hi. 161
So what's your deal, you don't dance? 162
- Plantar fasciitis, actually. - Ah, respect. 163
- Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life 164
than you can imagine-- 165
- You might be surprised. - And I have to say 166
that your speech is the best wedding speech I've ever heard. 167
Shukran. 168
Wow! 169
Thank you. 170
That feels good. 171
- Yeah, I bet. 172
But you don't actually believe any of the shit that you said? 173
- Not a word of it. 174
We're all fucking alone. 175
Hey, uh, you don't want to maybe 176
go someplace where we could be alone, do you? 177
- Wow! 178
That is very forward of you. 179
What's your rush? 180
- Well, it's just, you know, 181
your dad and mom are about to-- - Step-mom. My mom's dead. 182
- Oh. 183
Yeah, well, um, 184
they're about to sing a song and I, 185
I just can't handle that right now. 186
- And, uh, 187
what would Misty think about us running off together? 188
- I have a feeling she'd be okay with it. 189
- Oh my God, we're so bad. - Mm-hmm. 190
- We're so bad. - Mmm. 191
Oh my God! 192
I can't say I ever liked her. 193
- Yeah, she has her moments, but... this one hurts. 194
- Why don't you go in there and stop them? 195
- Ooh, trust me, there is not a world where these two don't end up together. 196
Say something in Australian to me. 197
- Well, 198
if it makes you feel any better, 199
my whole family is embarrassed by me. 200
They all see me as a, 201
as a liability who fucks around and drinks too much. 202
- Why would they think that? 203
- Because I fuck around and drink too much. 204
- Mmm. 205
- Which they tell me, all the time. 206
And then they, uh, 207
try to take care of me, 208
and it is absolutely suffocating. 209
- Yeah, I've never been big on unsolicited help. 210
- Exactly, I can fend for myself. 211
- Of course you can. You don't need a leg up-- 212
Hold my legs up. 213
- That was weird. 214
- This is so fucked up. 215
- So fucked up. 216
- But it's kind of hot, though. 217
Don't you kiss me. 218
- Don't you tell me what to do. 219
Hold on. 220
Come here. 221
I-- I give up. I-- 222
Will you just please take off your clothes. 223
- Yeah, you got it. 224
Yeah. 225
- Ha ha, nice. - Yep. 226
Ha! - Yeah, yeah. 227
You wear underwear under your bathing suit? 228
Yeah, doesn't everybody? 229
- Oww! Fuck! 230
- What the fuck is happening? 231
- I thought I smelled you, you piece of shit! 232
Ahhh! - Oh my God. 233
What the fuck! 234
What the fuck is happening! 235
Oh my God! 236
Holy fucking shit! 237
What! 238
The fuck! 239
- You're a sick fuck, Roy! 240
- Keep running, shit bird. 241
I will always find you. 242
Nyles? 243
- No, stop, don't come in here. 244
- Are you okay? 245
- Don't come in here! 246
Wake up. 247
Good morning. 248
- That's a good leg. 249
Okay, fine. 250
But we have to be fast. 251
- Shukran. Good day so far? 252
- Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. 253
You? - Today is young. 254
Ask me again at the end. 255
Anything can happen. 256
You! 257
- What the fuck did you do to me? 258
- Shit. - What the fuck did you do to me? 259
Hey, come here. Get out of the water. 260
Get out of the water. 261
Get out of the water. 262
Tell me what the fuck is going on! 263
You're a sick fuck, Roy. 264
Nyles? 265
Nyles. - No, stop, don't come in here! 266
- Are you okay? - Don't come in here. 267
Hello? 268
What the fuck. 269
November ninth? 270
It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 271
- What the fuck. 272
Oh, there you are. 273
Tala, I found Sarah. 274
We were looking for you all morning, honey. 275
- Okay. - Come on. 276
Are you all right? 277
- Yeah. 278
- Sarah, peanut. 279
You must've gotten up early, I checked your room at six. 280
- Yeah, I... 281
went on a hike. 282
- Well, you look exhausted. 283
Stay hydrated. 284
- Dad, is this, this is, uh, this is really happening, 285
right? 286
I don't understand your question. 287
- This, this day already happened. 288
- What are you saying? 289
- It felt real. 290
It-- it felt so... real. 291
Are you on drugs again? 292
What the fuck 293
did you do to me? 294
Hey! Come here! 295
I'm not gonna hurt you. Just get out of the water. 296
Come here. You mother-- 297
Tell me what the fuck is going on! 298
Sarah! 299
Oh my God, what are you doing? 300
Oh! 301
- Whoops. 302
- Oh my God. Oh my God. - You're okay. You're okay. 303
Jerry! Give me the teeth. 304
The three front teeth have pretty much broken off. 305
There's one full canine and-- 306
This is like a big day for everyone. 307
This is a big day for me, too. 308
The wedding is today, in six hours. 309
- Sarah! Why are you standing there like a freak? 310
Why were you in the pool? - This doesn't make any sense. 311
This doesn't make any fucking sense! 312
- Don't let him in! He can't see me. 313
- What happened? Is she okay? 314
- Get out! 315
She'll be okay. 316
I'm taking Tala into town. 317
This dentist glues teeth! 318
- Yay! - I love you, Daddy. 319
Oh! Oh! 320
Sarah, no. 321
- Guess you followed me. 322
- What's going on? 323
- I tried to stop you. 324
- But what is this? 325
When is this? 326
- Yeah. About that. 327
So, this is today. 328
Today is yesterday. 329
And tomorrow is also today. 330
It's one of those... infinite time loop situations 331
you might have heard about. 332
- That I might have heard about. 333
- Yeah. 334
- How do I stop it? I don't want tomorrow to be today. 335
I want tomorrow to be tomorrow. 336
- Right. That's natural. 337
Uh, unfortunately, that's never going to happen. 338
Tomorrow will always and forever now be 339
today. So-- 340
Uh-- 341
Oh, how about this. 342
Uh, tomorrow, Tala's teeth will be totally fine. 343
- Which way is that cave? 344
You don't wanna go there. 345
Thank you. 346
Please... where is it? 347
You gotta wait. 348
- Oh my God, fuck you. Just tell me. 349
Where? 350
- I told you. 351
You gotta wait. 352
- What? 353
Where, where is it? 354
- Wait for it. 355
Almost. 356
I am the Antichrist. 357
I'm just kidding, there is no God. 358
The earthquake happens every day. But -- 359
check it out. 360
Opens up the cave. 361
You're not gonna find what you're looking for in there. 362
Once you go in, the whole day just resets to wherever you woke up this morning. 363
Same thing if you stick around. 364
The second you fall asleep, it all just 365
goes back to the start. 366
- But will this day end if I go in there? 367
- Sure. For you. 368
You're wasting your time! 369
It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 370
- No, no, no, no, no. 371
Wake up. 372
Good morning. 373
She didn't leave a note? 374
- Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left. 375
- Don't say that. 376
- Or she's scared. 377
- Of what? - Families, 378
weddings, intimacy, 379
melanoma, nanotech, round-the-clock surveillance. 380
Sauce. 381
She'll be back. 382
- And how gorgeous are these two? 383
I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys? 384
Oh, but, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, 385
I know this is supposed to be like-- 386
Yeah! 387
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're staying awake, yeah! 388
It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 389
I'm coming, I'm coming, oh my God! 390
Sarah? - Oh, excuse me. 391
- Hi. 392
- Wake up. - Sarah, what the hell are you do-- 393
What are you doing? - Ow! 394
- Get dressed. I can't be here anymore. 395
- Oh my God. 396
Are you fucking cheating on me? 397
- No. 398
You're cheating on me, you goof. 399
- Wait, what? 400
I don't know what it is. 401
It could be life, it could be death. 402
It might be a dream, I might be imagining you, 403
you might be imagining me, it could be purgatory 404
or a glitch in the simulation that we're both in. 405
I don't know. 406
So... I decided a while ago to sort of 407
give up and 408
stop trying to make sense of things altogether, because 409
the only way to really live in this 410
is to embrace the fact that nothing matters. 411
- Well, then what's the point of living? 412
- Well, we kind of have no choice but to live, 413
so I think your best bet is just 414
to learn how to suffer existence. 415
- So we can't die? 416
- No. Uh, the loop just starts over. 417
There might be some way to kill yourself but I haven't figured it out, 418
and I've done... a lot of suicides. 419
So many. 420
- No. No, I'm gonna get out of this. 421
- Okay. Suit yourself. 422
- What are you doing? - Bracing for a quick death. 423
I mean, we can't die, but pain is very real. 424
There's nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU. 425
We could just skip this whole phase, 426
go get a beer, you know. 427
Or not. Whatever. 428
See you tomorrow. 429
Wake up. 430
- So, 431
as I was saying, 432
you just... have to find peace, you know. 433
- I drove all the way back home to Austin, 434
and I still woke up here. 435
- That's the way it works. 436
You know, one time, I smoked a bunch of crystal 437
and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea. 438
It was a huge waste of time. 439
They detained me as soon as I got off the plane. 440
I was acting a little... odd. 441
And then I passed out in a couple minutes, 442
woke up back here. 443
Whoo! 444
- Darla! You and me. A hundred bucks. 445
- Who the fuck are you? 446
Don't you know how to hustle, kid? 447
- I'm an honest man, Darla. 448
You're gonna lose this game, 449
but you can keep your money. 450
Oh my God, who was the guy that was hunting you? 451
- Fuck! 452
That was Roy. 453
He was a guest at the wedding. 454
Abe's dad's cousin, of the Schlieffen clan. 455
That's about all I know about the dude. 456
- Yeah, but... why was he trying to kill you? 457
One night, a very long time ago, 458
I partied with Roy. 459
This was back in the early days, 460
before I'd really acquainted myself with everyone. 461
- Hey, hey. 462
I was just feeling my way through it. 463
- Uh, tuna? - Yes, sir. 464
- I know you know. 465
But you don't know that I know. 466
Or do you know? 467
- Do you ever wonder if people think you're boring. 468
- Are you being a dick to the bartender? 469
I would like a Moscato, please. 470
- Sure. 471
- "What might have been and what has been point to one end, 472
which is always present." 473
- On second thought, make that two shots of bourbon, please. 474
- I like your hat. - Of course you do. 475
Thank you, ma'am. 476
To the struggle. 477
Mister and Missus Schlieffen. 478
Here they are. 479
Marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow 480
that makes you forget who you are. 481
- He did not. 482
- But there is a bottom, my friend. 483
And it is a fucking dark place. 484
What do you say, bud? You wanna dance a little bit? 485
- Okay. 486
- You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit? 487
Trevor. 488
He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket. 489
I tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share. 490
- ...money. Um, but tonight is not about me. 491
- You were right. Got 'em. 492
I don't know what that was. 493
- Oi, open up, you cunts. 494
- Give me my shit back! Come on! 495
We're the shit. We're the shit. We are the shit. 496
We are the shit. 497
- You're alive! 498
Oi, come on. Give me back my pills. 499
This is 500
the greatest... night 501
of my life. 502
I wish I could just live out here forever. 503
Follow me. 504
What is it? 505
Your ancestors are in there. 506
- My ancestors are in there? 507
- Your answers. The answers you're looking for. 508
- Okay. 509
That's a totally different thing, but 510
I'm in. 511
You took too much. 512
No, wait. Roy, wait, wait. 513
Wait. 514
That was a mistake. 515
When Roy found out about his new life, he did not take it lightly. 516
Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day, 517
so he only comes around once every few... days? 518
Or weeks? I don't know. My sense of time is a little fuzzy. 519
- But what does he want? 520
- I think he thinks it's revenge? 521
Run, rabbit, run. 522
- He may have some anger issues. 523
You said you didn't want the day to end. 524
What's that smell? 525
No, no, no, no, no, no. 526
So I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again. 527
- Amen to that. 528
I tied my tubes at 40. 529
- Yeah. - You have to confront him. 530
Right? I mean, you-- you cannot keep running from this person forever. 531
What are you talking about? 532
Of course I can. 533
- Hey. - Come on. Burrito truck just opened. 534
That's for you. Keep the change, okay. 535
But you have to promise me you're gonna spend it all today. 536
- You know that's a scam? - Of course. Yeah. 537
I just like to give back whenever I can. 538
Material matters don't really concern me. 539
- With the exception of booze and burritos 540
and designer drugs and candy. 541
- Obviously. I'm not a Puritan. 542
- And sex, I assume? 543
You fuck other people in here? 544
- Great question. - You must. 545
Right? - I have but 546
it takes a lot of work, 547
and I try to live my life at this point with as little effort as possible. 548
- Huh! 549
Have we hooked up? 550
- No. At least I don't think so. 551
- So then, like, who else? 552
- Right. Uh, well-- - Besides Misty. 553
- Daisy, the barkeep. 554
- You know, I once had a guy with this car. 555
- Oh yeah? 556
- I don't think he ever walked again. 557
Darla. 558
- If you insist. 559
- I bet that was great. - You would have bet right. 560
- What about Tala? - No. 561
But I have tried. 562
May I cut in? 563
- It's the first dance. 564
- And that's a deal-breaker? 565
- That didn't work? - It was a big swing. 566
- Right. Who else? 567
- Hey, hey! 568
There you go? 569
- You fucked Jerry Schlieffen? - Well, he fucked me. 570
He put his penis in my butthole. - Yeah, I know how it works. 571
- I'm really glad I tried it. He's a sweet guy. 572
- Nice shot. 573
And that's it? 574
That's all you got? 575
- Oh, 576
your dad. 577
- What are we doing? 578
- I don't know. 579
No, I'm just kidding. 580
- Oh my God. 581
- Uh, I got you, though. - You did. 582
- What about you? 583
What's going on with your sex life? 584
- Nice try. - Hmm? 585
- I'm not gonna sleep with you. 586
- I mean, you asked me about mine, I was just being courteous. 587
- I mean, I might have the other night, 588
you know, I would have but-- 589
Not now, though. - Yeah! 590
I was thinking the exact same thing, you know. 591
We'll be seeing each other all the time, let's keep it simple. 592
Don't over-complicate it. - Yeah. 593
We've never had sex? 594
Again, my memory is pretty shot, 595
but I don't think so. 596
Anyways, I think the party's gonna start pretty soon. 597
You wanna head back? 598
- Is that a joke? 599
No. Why would I do that? 600
- I don't know. Eat, drink, dance. Bask in love. 601
- That is not love. - Of course it is! Tala's in love. 602
- No. You don't actually know what you're talking about. 603
We. You. Me. Everyone. Everyone we know. 604
Nobody can stand the idea 605
of being alone, 606
so we... buy into this pageantry 607
and celebrate its bullshit. 608
- All right. So no wedding, then. 609
Where do you wanna go? 610
- Oh my God. 611
Maybe it's a karma thing. 612
- What is? - Yeah. 613
What if it's like to get out of this... 614
you have to be selfless and then you're free. 615
- I just bought a hundred-dollar candy bar and I'm still here. 616
- Yeah, but not like that. Like real acts of selflessness, 617
like the bone marrow shit that Tala does, you know. 618
Look, what if, oh my God, what if life just keeps going for everyone else here 619
but not you and me until we've earned our way out? 620
You've really never thought about this before? 621
- Yeah, no, I've never thought about the multiverse. 622
All right, fine, let's say you're right and that would work, 623
what's the most selfless act you can think of? 624
Something that would guarantee this day to end. 625
And I have full faith in your abilities 626
to keep the boat... 627
afloat. 628
And now, old mate Abe... - Oh, honey. 629
...is gonna say his vows. 630
- Actually, just-- Sorry, hold on one second. 631
You can take that. 632
Are you joking right now? 633
All right! Get down! 634
Get down! Get down! 635
Down! Hey! Hey! 636
This place-- Get off me! 637
Get off me! I should never have left the Great Lakes. 638
This place is a nightmare. 639
- Randy. - It's all right, Randy. 640
Everything is great. 641
- Sorry. - Uh, well, the gods have spoken, 642
and they approve this marriage! 643
- What the hell did you say to her? 644
- Sister stuff. But I think I'm good. 645
Selflessness is just... it's fantastic. 646
- Right. 647
- Uh-oh, Alan, you owe me a shot of whiskey. 648
Alan. 649
Well, Nyles, this has been great. 650
Well, you know, not great, but it's been interesting. 651
And, hey, in all your future loops, 652
please keep me out of that fucking cave. 653
And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you. 654
Thank you. 655
Deal with him. 656
- Yeah. - That could be your way out. 657
- Well, you seem to have it all figured out. 658
- Good luck. 659
Coming! 660
Oh, Sarah? 661
- Didn't work. Life is meaningless. Let's get the fuck out of here. 662
- Oh my God. 663
Are you... 664
...fucking cheating on me? 665
What? 666
This isn't funny. 667
Okay, stop. 668
I'm serious. 669
Stop copying me! 670
Stop pretending like you know everything! 671
- Okay, I'm gonna go. - Wait, what? 672
- And what is this place? 673
- This is kind of a safehouse for me. 674
The family who lives here is out of town. 675
I don't know when they're coming back, but... it's not today. 676
♪ John Cale's Barracuda playing ♪ 677
Let's waste some time. 678
♪ Dark woman in the water drowning ♪ 679
♪ Sinking in a funny way ♪ 680
Hey, who's the mustache? 681
- Prick my wife run off with. 682
♪ The ocean will have us all ♪ 683
♪ Dark woman in a cupboard burning ♪ 684
♪ Woman, what have they done ♪ 685
- Whoo! 686
♪ Dark woman like a panther breathing ♪ 687
Aah! Stop, stop, stop. 688
♪ The ocean will have us all ♪ 689
♪ The ocean will have us all ♪ 690
♪ Cold cost of the death of nothing ♪ 691
Whoo! - This is fucking crazy! 692
Whoo! 693
- Uh-oh. 694
♪ Funky electronic music playing ♪ 695
What the hell? 696
Hyah! 697
Whoo! 698
Whoo! 699
Hyah! 700
Hey! Ho! 701
- Ahh! - Whoo-hoo! 702
Whoo! 703
- Sarah, where have you been? 704
Tala's pissed. 705
- I missed you. 706
- What? - I want you to meet me in the bathroom. 707
Uh, all right. 708
- And I want you to wear... this. 709
- Oh. 710
Um, sure. 711
Can I keep my shirt on? 712
♪ Iwalani Kahalewai's Ulu Palakua playing ♪ 713
- And there's flames coming off the back and everything? 714
- Oh yeah, it's such an awesome car. 715
- How close are you sticking to my sketch? 716
- I stuck to it exactly. 717
You're gonna love it. 718
- Awesome. - Looks really cool. 719
- Wait! Stop! 720
There is a bomb in the cake. 721
Don't worry. 722
I used to be a bomb guy. 723
Everyone stand back. 724
- Oh my God! 725
Foiled! You son of a bitch! 726
You ruined my plan! 727
Sarah. 728
The sister of the bride and based on her accent, 729
from origins unknown. 730
I'll take her dead or alive. 731
- Put the weapon down. - Fine. 732
Then it's to be hand-to-hand combat then. 733
Oh my God! Nyles! 734
- How's it going? Is it good? 735
- Yeah, looks really good. 736
- And are the balls smooth and hairless, like I asked for? 737
- Yeah. - And are you getting the jizz right? 738
- Dotted lines. Straight across. 739
- Ready? - Yeah. 740
- Ta-da! 741
- Wow! 742
Thank you. That's beautiful. 743
I'm not that old, though, am I? 744
♪ Ulu Palakua continues ♪ 745
Think of it like this. 746
Everything in this void 747
the space where the candy bar once was 748
but is now in my stomach, 749
is the past. 750
- Mm-hmm. - And everything that's remaining 751
is the future encased in chocolate. 752
- Mm-hmm. - I have no interest in this 753
emptiness, 754
you know, the who, what, why of your past. 755
You got here, that's all that matters. 756
- But if you really want to know someone deeper, it does matter. 757
It does. 758
You have to know the whole package. 759
- I disagree. 760
This... the next bite, 761
that's all that matters. 762
- I was married for two years. 763
I knew it wasn't going to work. 764
I knew it wasn't going to work out the moment that I said yes. 765
I knew it wasn't going to work out when I moved to Austin for him. 766
I knew it wasn't going to work out 767
as I walked down the aisle. 768
But... I went through with it. 769
And it didn't work out. 770
Now... ignoring all that 771
would make me destined to repeat it. 772
What about you? 773
- Hmm. 774
You gonna tell me anything about-- 775
- There's nothing. 776
- What about your life before you got stuck in here? 777
What was your job? 778
- I honestly can't remember. 779
- Oh my God, that's bullshit, Nyles. 780
- No, I'm serious. 781
Wow, it's been 782
such a long time. 783
These are fantastic mushrooms. 784
- Yeah. 785
Too bad we're doing it in such a shithole, though. 786
I am not a fan of this magical desert. 787
- Well, then I just feel sorry for you. 788
- Yeah? - Uh-huh. 789
- Oh wow. 790
Look, if you feel sorry for me, then that must mean 791
that you care about me, Nyles. 792
- In what-- 793
No. - In what, what? 794
- Wha-- No. When I say that 795
I feel sorry, it's like, 796
it's the same way that I would say that I feel sorry 797
that, you know, I finished one beer, 798
and now I have to open a new one. 799
You know, now I'm not sorry anymore. 800
It's just a fleeting feeling. 801
- Right. - It drifts away, 802
just like, uh, they all do. 803
- What do you mean, "It just drifts away 804
like they all do"? 805
Like, what has drifted away? 806
Everything. 807
Anyways, 808
cheers. 809
- To pretending not to care. 810
- I like that. - I know you do. 811
- To pretending-- 812
That's new. 813
- Oh my God. 814
- Do you see them, too? 815
Are they real? 816
Who cares? 817
Night. 818
- Nyles. 819
- Mm-hmm. 820
- Let's just get it over with. 821
- Okay. 822
Wait. - What? 823
What? 824
- I just-- 825
It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 826
- Hey, um, 827
sorry, you, um, you-- you should probably go 828
you know, before somebody sees you. 829
Sarah. Sarah? 830
- Yeah. 831
- Gotta say, 832
kinda felt 833
a little different this morning. 834
Like, 835
you know, kinda good. 836
'Cause of last night. 837
- Oh yeah. 838
Yeah. 839
- Is that a "Yeah" of regret or-- 840
- Yeah, it was fun. 841
It was fun. 842
- Yeah, sounds like it. 843
- I can't keep waking up in here. 844
- Yeah, the waking up is always weird, 845
but, you know, 846
going to bed maybe just got a little better. 847
Right? - This cop's been following us 848
for miles. 849
- Oh. - Right? 850
- Do you wanna talk about it or-- - The cop? 851
- No, the fact that, um, we had sex last night. 852
You said we should have sex, and then we had sex. 853
- What's there to talk about? 854
It's all meaningless, right? 855
- I mean, 856
I hope it's not all meaningless. 857
- So what, we're just littering now? 858
- God, nothing. 859
What is this guy's deal? 860
Oh, there we go. Finally. 861
- What are you doing? 862
- You know, believe it or not, I've never been arrested before. 863
Yeah, and I'm very curious to see what it's all about. Aren't you? 864
- No. 865
No, no, no, no, don't. 866
I think it might be him. 867
- Him? - Roy. 868
Oh, that fucker! 869
- Don't stop. 870
- If you're not gonna take care of this, someone has to. 871
- No, someone doesn't have to! We've been over this! 872
I'm serious. I'm serious! 873
- Help! 874
He's trying to kill me! 875
He's trying to kill me! 876
He's trying to kill me! 877
Sir, step out of the vehicle 878
with your hands up. 879
Thank you. 880
Is that him? 881
Sir, if you do not comply, 882
I'll have no choice but to remove you by force. 883
Uh, okay! 884
I'm coming out! 885
Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman, 886
I thought you were someone else. 887
Should always go with that first instinct, shit bird. 888
- Hi, Roy. 889
Aahhh! 890
You called for backup? 891
- Dude, what the fuck are you doing? 892
- Oh, come on, relax. I just, uh, 893
I just clipped him. 894
- You did not just clip him. 895
- He's a fucking sadist. 896
I-- I was just saving you! You should be thanking me. 897
He was gonna kill you. 898
- Okay, well, no, thank you. 899
- Freeze! Put your hands above your head! 900
- Suck my dick, Officer Bitch. 901
- Seriously, man, just leave us alone. 902
- Are you gonna fucking Tase me, fuck face? Ooh? 903
Ooh! Oh yeah, go ahead and Tase me. 904
Come on, just do it. 905
I'm touching your bike. 906
Oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. 907
Who the fuck is she? 908
What the hell is going on with you? 909
What? It got a little out of hand. 910
- You think. - Sorry. 911
- The pain is real. 912
Why can't you understand that? 913
- It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Right? 914
Those are your words. - No. Pain matters! 915
What we do to other people matters! 916
Being a source of terror is not fun, okay. 917
It's not fulfilling. I know this from experience. 918
It doesn't matter that everything resets and people don't remember. 919
We remember. We have to deal with the things that we do. 920
- Oh my God. Cry me a river, Nyles. You were never gonna deal with him. 921
I actually did you a favor. So, fuck you. - No, Sarah, fuck you. 922
Out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child, 923
which, by the way, is how you got stuck in this shit to begin with. 924
Oww! See? A child. 925
Shut the fuck up over there! 926
- I got stuck in this shit because you got me stuck in it. 927
- I tried to stop you. 928
Or don't you remember. I said, "Stop, don't come in." 929
But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do. She's got it all figured out. 930
- Are you serious right now? 931
I followed you into that cave because I liked you 932
and someone was trying to hurt you. 933
Because I give a shit, 934
which is something that you clearly know nothing about. 935
If I had known that I was going to be stuck 936
with a pretentious, sad bully 937
for the rest of eternity, 938
I would have stayed so far away from you, 939
and I sure as hell would never have fucked you. 940
- Oh please, we've fucked like a thousand times. 941
- What? 942
What did you say? 943
- Wha-- I didn't say-- - Answer me. 944
I lied, okay. 945
We did hook up before. 946
A lot. 947
All I had to do was bail you out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding. 948
But it was different then. 949
It was always just gonna reset. 950
And then you got stuck in here and-- 951
I don't know, maybe I should have told you, but I didn't wanna tell you. 952
I didn't wanna tell you! 953
So I didn't. 954
Okay. 955
- I'm getting out of this day. 956
- Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay. 957
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah-- 958
Hey. Pia. 959
What room is Sarah staying at? 960
Misty's boyfriend. Come on. 961
- Oh, okay, right, right, sorry. 962
Um, her room is second to last down the hall. 963
But she isn't in there. 964
- Where is she? - No one knows. 965
Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn't in there. 966
- So, did anyone actually see her sleep in there last night? 967
She wakes me up every morning, guys, so she's got to be somewhere. 968
- Nyles, what are you doing? - Sarah! 969
Come on out! 970
Come on out! 971
Wake up. 972
- Sarah! 973
Sarah! 974
Wake up. 975
- Sarah realized the day wasn't about her so she left. 976
- Oh, don't say that. 977
- No, Howard. 978
Once again, Pia is right. 979
Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera. 980
- Who are you? 981
- Misty's boyfriend. 982
Wake up. 983
Where is she? 984
Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this. 985
You didn't go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right? 986
- I don't-- I don't feel safe with him in the ho-- 987
I feel like we should call the cops. 988
- That's, like, honestly-- - Sarah! 989
- I don't feel safe anymore. 990
And how gorgeous are these two? 991
I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys? 992
Hmm. 993
- We're so bad. - Hmm. 994
- Hold my leg up. - Wake up. 995
...Airforce Reserves, I ate three whole pizzas. 996
Randy, you have the best stories. 997
- I know. - Hey! 998
- Oh my God. 999
The wedding guy's here. 1000
- Yeah. - I need a breather. 1001
Can I, can I-- - Oh, please. 1002
Go for it. I brought it for you, man. 1003
Misty's boyfriend. Are you in on this? 1004
That's a hard no. Okay. All right. Well, 1005
don't mind if I do. 1006
That's good, right? 1007
- Now he's married, man. Watch him go back to the wedding. 1008
I never wanna be married. 1009
- You okay, dude? - Did you two sleep in here last night? 1010
- No, Tala's all about that no sleeping together 1011
before marriage thing, so Abe took it. 1012
Why? 1013
- Abe slept here last night? 1014
Yeah. What's up? 1015
- So fucking beautiful. 1016
- Abraham, you slick fuck, I get it. 1017
- Uh, 1018
excuse me. - You and Sarah, it all makes sense now. 1019
- What's he talking about? 1020
Your sister and Abraham 1021
boned each other. 1022
- She wakes up with him every single day 1023
and then probably sneaks out in the morning. 1024
God, no wonder she hates herself. 1025
Here, smell this. 1026
- From Abe's room. - Shut up and sit down. 1027
You're drunk. - Nyles, what are you doing? 1028
- Just shut up and go fuck Trevor. 1029
- That isn't true, is it? 1030
- What? No. No! 1031
This guy's been drunk all day. 1032
- That may be accurate. 1033
However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize 1034
the distinct scent of Orchid Explosion by Fournier, 1035
the hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday. 1036
Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier? 1037
- Oh my God. 1038
- I didn't think so. 1039
- Get the fuck out of here, okay. 1040
- Abe, let's take a walk. 1041
- You don't actually believe this guy, do you? 1042
- You cheated on your fiancée the night before your wedding 1043
with her sister? 1044
And you know what, fuck all of you. 1045
Sarah's a good person, 1046
but for some reason, she's never been good enough for any of you-- 1047
Hey! 1048
Come here. 1049
- Stay back! - What are you doing? 1050
- Try to ruin my life, huh? Come on. Let's go. 1051
Ohh! 1052
- Misty's boyfriend! 1053
- Oh wow. 1054
- Oh my God, oh my God! 1055
Oh my God, is there a fork in my face? 1056
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite 1057
the mother and the father of the bride for a one-night special performance. 1058
Tala, 1059
you know that I'm not great with words, but 1060
I do love you more than anything. 1061
So, we're going to perform a number 1062
that I sung to Howard on our wedding night. 1063
It's a song that I want you two to remember 1064
when you fall into hard times. 1065
Love can get you through anything. 1066
And this is A Lover's Concerto. 1067
♪ How gentle is the rain ♪ 1068
♪ That falls softly on the meadow ♪ 1069
- I miss her, Jerry. 1070
Who? 1071
- Sarah. - Wilder? 1072
Oh. 1073
I didn't know you knew her. 1074
- I love her. 1075
- I see. 1076
That's interesting. 1077
Wake up. 1078
Roy! 1079
I'm turning myself in! 1080
Torture me, I don't care! 1081
- Motherfucker. 1082
- You were right, it's dark down here! 1083
- What the fuck are you doing here? 1084
- Hey, Roy. 1085
I give up. You win. 1086
It's okay, everybody. 1087
It's my nephew. 1088
Thanks for your concern. 1089
You cannot be here. 1090
- Who was that man? - Fuck! 1091
- Oh. - Hey, hon. 1092
This is 1093
- Nyles. - Nyles 1094
He's an old friend. 1095
Tuna will be ready soon, and we'll be out back. 1096
You look sad. 1097
Oh, he's okay, sweetie. 1098
Twins. 1099
Do you believe I made these at my age? 1100
If I'd had one less Mai Tai that night, 1101
I'd have put the condom on right, and they wouldn't be here. 1102
So, here's to Mai Tais. 1103
- So, this is your life? 1104
- Not bad, huh? 1105
Beautiful wife, 1106
beautiful kids. 1107
Little Joey is watering dog shit. 1108
It's weird. 1109
But... it's beautiful. 1110
- What happened to marriage being a "bottomless pit of sorrow"? 1111
- Things change, you know. 1112
Priorities change. 1113
Okay, so what are you doing here? 1114
Just get on with it. You're freaking my wife out. 1115
- I don't know, I-- 1116
I hadn't seen you in a while. - Yeah, no shit. 1117
I ended up in the hospital last time I saw you. 1118
Nurses wouldn't let me sleep. They were afraid I'd go into a coma. 1119
- Nothing worse than dying slowly in the ICU. 1120
- I had a lot of anger towards you, man. 1121
I mean, 1122
I'm not going to see my kids grow up, 1123
never gonna walk little Libby down the aisle. 1124
I guess I had my head up my own ass. 1125
I mean, I didn't really 1126
comprehend what I was putting you through. 1127
That little stint in the hospital really opened my eyes, though. 1128
This was always a good day here. 1129
You know. 1130
My wife in the prime of her womanhood. 1131
Little Joey tending his dog shit. 1132
Libby's gonna do a family portrait later this afternoon 1133
where we're all animals. 1134
I'm a cuddly grizzly bear. 1135
I mean, it doesn't get any better than that. 1136
You gotta find your Irvine. 1137
- I don't have an Irvine. 1138
- We all have an Irvine. 1139
Hey, who was that loony bitch that blindsided me 1140
with the cop car, anyway? - Don't call her that. 1141
- You took her to the cave, didn't you? 1142
Did you learn nothing from all this? 1143
- She followed me in. 1144
- Well, at least you have each other. 1145
Nothing worse than going through this shit alone. 1146
Okay, I think it's time for you to go. 1147
- Can I stay for dinner? - No, man, look, I-- 1148
I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore. 1149
It's not you, it's me. 1150
- Could you kill me one more time? 1151
You could still 1152
beat the traffic? 1153
- All right. Side yard. 1154
I hope you find it, man. 1155
- Yeah. 1156
I'm getting out of this day. 1157
- Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay. 1158
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah-- 1159
It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 1160
- Hey. - Shut up. 1161
That was awful and crazy 1162
and it should never have happened, 1163
and we both deserve every single fucking terrible thing 1164
that is coming toward us 1165
because we are very shitty people. 1166
But... I am done being shitty. 1167
- Fuck. 1168
Wh-- What did we do? That was-- that was so stupid 1169
I'm a cheating piece of shit. 1170
- Yeah, okay, great, I don't know. - I'm like my dad! 1171
- There's only one possible future given the laws of our-- 1172
- Yeah, but it would allow an observer access 1173
to the indeterministic universe on the other side of the Cauchy horizon. 1174
- Okay. Sounds like you don't need my help. 1175
- You'll be okay. You'll do just fine. 1176
Wake up. 1177
- Hey. 1178
You're here? - Yep. 1179
- Well, 1180
it's good to see you. 1181
You look, you look great. 1182
- Yeah, well, I can't age. 1183
Right. 1184
Let me in, Sarah. 1185
You can't lock me out of my own room. 1186
Nyles! 1187
Ugh! 1188
- So, how have you been? 1189
- Ugh, so bad. 1190
I mean, 1191
No, yeah, really, really bad. 1192
Look, can I just say something? 1193
I'm so sorry, 1194
for lying, for not telling you about our past. 1195
And I don't blame you for being mad at me 1196
and staying away for so long. 1197
But I've been thinking about it a lot, 1198
and I don't know, I feel like we had something really good going 1199
before I screwed it up, you know. 1200
So, do you think there's any way we could just start over? 1201
- Thank you. 1202
Are you done? 1203
- Yeah. - Cool. 1204
So, 1205
I think I found a way out. 1206
- Huh? 1207
- We are trapped in a box of energy. 1208
We get out of it by escaping the box 1209
in the 3.2 seconds it takes 1210
to travel through the loop itself. 1211
- And by "escaping the box," you mean-- 1212
- We blow up ourselves and the cave during that window. 1213
And if we detonate the C4 at the exact right moment, 1214
it will propel us 1215
out. 1216
- To where? 1217
- I don't know. 1218
We could wake up, and it's today, 1219
we could wake up, and it's 20 years from now, 1220
or, you know, we could be dead 1221
under a pile of rocks. 1222
There's really no way to be sure, 1223
that's why it's a theory. 1224
But we have to try. 1225
- Yeah, I guess. 1226
Do we, though? I mean, 1227
I don't want you to set yourself up for disappointment again. 1228
Remember the whole karma thing? 1229
- This is different. 1230
I tested it. 1231
- Tested it? How? 1232
- Spuds' goat. I sent her into the cave 1233
and I, I blew her up. 1234
I don't know where she went, but she is not here anymore. 1235
Can you zip me up? - Wait. 1236
The goat is gone? 1237
- Mm-hmm. 1238
That's crazy, right? 1239
So, I think that we just get through the rest of today, 1240
we don't do anything too nuts, and then tonight, 1241
we peace the fuck out of this shithole. 1242
- Well-- 1243
I mean, you sure you don't wanna run some more tests or something? 1244
- What? No. What are you talking about? 1245
- Well, it's just the cave's not going anywhere. 1246
What's the big rush, you know, 1247
in case something actually does happen? 1248
- Holy shit. 1249
Are you scared to leave? 1250
- What? No. 1251
Not at all. 1252
I just don't want to leave. 1253
There's a difference. - Oh yeah? What's the difference? 1254
- I wanna stay with you. 1255
Look, I love you, okay. 1256
How about that? 1257
- What? 1258
- I love you. 1259
You-- 1260
How can you even know that? 1261
I'm literally the only other human being stuck in here with you. 1262
- No. What about Roy? I don't love him. 1263
- Oh my God. Nyles. 1264
I-- So you, you're, 1265
you are saying that out there, in the real world, 1266
with millions of other people to choose from, 1267
you would still choose me? - Yeah. 1268
But why would I want to go back there anyway, you know. 1269
It's a world with death and poverty, 1270
debilitating emotional distress. 1271
At least in here, we get to be together. 1272
- You have lost your mind. 1273
- Is that so bad? That's what love is all about! 1274
Don't be so afraid of it. 1275
- This isn't real, Nyles. 1276
Everything that we are doing in here is fucking meaningless. 1277
- So what? 1278
I mean, it's not like things were going so great for you out there. 1279
Look, I know about you and Abe, okay. 1280
And if your plan works, 1281
that's a whole other mess you're gonna have to deal with. 1282
- How do you know about that? 1283
Orchid Explosion 1284
by Fournier. 1285
But it doesn't matter! 1286
I don't care about that stuff. That's like my whole thing. 1287
- I can't keep waking up in there. 1288
- Just ignore it. 1289
- I need my life back. 1290
And I am asking you 1291
if you want to leave this place 1292
and come with me. 1293
- And I'm saying no. 1294
But I'm also asking you to stay. 1295
- Goodbye, Nyles. 1296
- What? 1297
Sarah. 1298
- Nyles, what the fuck was that? 1299
- We should break up. 1300
- What? - You don't like me. 1301
- I don't like you, 1302
but I don't think we should break up. 1303
- What? - People don't break up with me. 1304
This is so fucked up. 1305
- Okay. - I'm breaking up with you. 1306
I had the idea first. 1307
♪ John Cale's You Know More Than I Know playing ♪ 1308
♪ The blind may see ♪ 1309
♪ But stay behind relief ♪ 1310
♪ Of all ♪ 1311
♪ Liability and greed ♪ 1312
♪ And there's nothing more you need ♪ 1313
- Thank you. You have beautiful skin. 1314
I love your haircut. - Me too. 1315
Without further ado, let me bring up 1316
the actual maid of honor, 1317
the big sister of the bride, Sarah. 1318
Good luck, girl. 1319
Thank you, Misty. 1320
Um, when I was 12, 1321
I had just started at this new school 1322
and I was truly terrified of the world, 1323
and, uh, I kept having these really awful nightmares. 1324
And then one morning I woke up after a full night of sleep. 1325
And I find Tala 1326
asleep next to me, 1327
holding me. 1328
She'd heard me crying in my sleep, 1329
and... she... crawled into my bed to snuggle me 1330
because she thought that might help. 1331
And she was, like, five years old. 1332
And I never had another nightmare. 1333
Uh, you have this 1334
selflessness and this hopefulness 1335
that's really... special. 1336
It's really rare. 1337
Big sisters are supposed to teach baby sisters, 1338
but I will today and forever, 1339
and ever and ever, 1340
be learning from you. 1341
Um-- 1342
And now, Abe, 1343
don't fuck this up. 1344
- I won't. 1345
- Good. 1346
- You smell so good. 1347
I love you. 1348
- I love you, too. 1349
So, hopefully you get this and sorry about that, again. 1350
And, uh, I hope to see you soon. 1351
Okay. 1352
- That was a lovely speech, dear. 1353
- Thank you, Nana. Thanks. 1354
- You know, I lost my mother when I was very young, too. 1355
- Yeah. 1356
- Well, I suppose now that you'll be going soon. 1357
Good luck. 1358
♪ Country music playing on radio ♪ 1359
- You okay, sweetheart? 1360
- I've felt everything I'll ever feel, 1361
so I'll never feel ever again. 1362
- What're you pouring this kid, Ted? 1363
- That's his first drink. 1364
- I thought I knew how to live. 1365
I didn't. 1366
Or I don't? 1367
- Honey, take a look around. 1368
Whatever you're after, it ain't here. 1369
♪ Leonard Cohen's The Partisan playing ♪ 1370
♪ Les Allemands etaient chez moi ♪ 1371
♪ Ils me dirent, "Signe-toi," ♪ 1372
♪ Mais je n'ai pas peur ♪ 1373
Oh my God. 1374
I'm an idiot. 1375
- You sure he didn't take anything? 1376
- Kid's just moping there. 1377
- I'm a fucking adult, Ted with the pickup truck. 1378
- You talk to me like that, 1379
you'll be pulling your teeth from the bar. 1380
- Thanks, Ted, 1381
No. No! 1382
Ohh! 1383
Damn it! 1384
Spud! Don't shoot, don't shoot! 1385
Please, I-- I need help. 1386
A ride, anything. 1387
- Who the fuck are you? 1388
- Thirty years ago, you met a woman named Tracy Holmes 1389
at a bar in Aberdeen. 1390
She took your virginity in the bathroom and then left town. 1391
You never saw her again. 1392
Spuds, 1393
I'm your son. 1394
- I always had a feeling. 1395
Sarah! 1396
Sarah, wait! 1397
Wait! 1398
I get it now. You were right. 1399
I was scared, 1400
but I'm not anymore! 1401
Look, Sarah, 1402
from the first time that I saw you-- 1403
- No, stop. Stop it. 1404
Nyles, I don't, I don't want another one of your speeches, 1405
all right. 1406
You get one more sentence. 1407
- Okay. 1408
Okay. 1409
Even though I pretend not to be, 1410
I've realized that I'm completely co-dependent, 1411
but I'm cool with it 1412
because I think that life should be shared now, 1413
and I need you to survive. 1414
- Okay. 1415
That's your one sentence. - I need you to survive, comma, 1416
but it's so much more than that... 1417
uh, colon. 1418
I know you better than anyone knows you. 1419
And remember that night we saw the dinosaurs, 1420
you said it yourself, in order to really know a person 1421
you have to see the entire package, the good and the bad, 1422
and I've seen your package, and it is excellent, Sarah. 1423
Ampersand. 1424
You're my favorite person that I've ever met, 1425
and, yes, I know that it's crazy odds 1426
that the person I like the most in my entire life 1427
would be someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop, 1428
but you know what else has crazy odds? 1429
Getting stuck in a time loop. 1430
Dot, dot, dot-- 1431
- Ellipses. - Ellipses, thank you. 1432
- It's called an ellipses. 1433
- Ellipses, look, 1434
I hope that blowing ourselves up works, 1435
but it's really irrelevant to me 1436
as long as I'm with you. 1437
And if it kills us, well then 1438
I'd rather die with you 1439
than live in this world without you, 1440
emphatic period. 1441
- That was a grammatical nightmare. 1442
- Yeah, I'm hoping it didn't distract from my point too much. 1443
- I mean, an emphatic period is just a-- it's just an exclamation point. 1444
- I didn't want to seem desperate. 1445
- What if we get sick of each other? 1446
- We're already sick of each other. 1447
It's the best. 1448
- I can survive just fine without you, you know. 1449
But there-- there's 1450
a chance that this life can be a little less mundane 1451
with you in it. 1452
- Yeah. 1453
Less mundane. 1454
That's a super low bar. That's a great place to start. 1455
- Okay. 1456
- Okay. 1457
- Come on. Let's see if we blow up and die. 1458
- Okay. 1459
♪ Kate Bush's Cloudbusting playing ♪ 1460
So, 1461
was the whole goat disappearing thing for real or was that bullshit? 1462
- It's too late, you've already committed. 1463
- Damn it! 1464
Where do you wanna go on our first date when this for sure works? 1465
- Your mom's house. - Okay. This was a mistake. 1466
- Your mom's a mistake. - All right. 1467
- In case I don't see you again, 1468
I love you, too. 1469
♪ Yeah, yeah, yay-yo ♪ 1470
♪ We're cloudbusting, daddy ♪ 1471
♪ Yeah, yeah, yay-yo ♪ 1472
- So, now what do we do? 1473
- Well, I should probably go pick up my dog. 1474
- You have a dog? 1475
- Yeah. Fred. 1476
- You have a dog named Fred? - I do. 1477
- You've never mentioned this. 1478
- Never came up. 1479
- Where is he? - With a neighbor. 1480
- What kind of dog is he? 1481
- He's one of them shaggy dogs. 1482
- "He's one of them shaggy dogs." 1483
- Hey, what the fuck are you doing in our pool? 1484
- I guess they come back November 10th. 1485
♪ Darryl Hall & John Oates' When the Morning Comes playing ♪ 1486
♪ I went downtown to see milady ♪ 1487
♪ She stood me up and I stood there waiting ♪ 1488
♪ But it'll be all right ♪ 1489
♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1490
♪ Now I'm up in the air with the rain in my hair ♪ 1491
♪ I've got nowhere to go, I can go anywhere ♪ 1492
♪ It'll be all right ♪ 1493
♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1494
♪ Just in passing I'm not asking ♪ 1495
♪ That you be anyone but you ♪ 1496
♪ But when you come home try to come home alone ♪ 1497
♪ It's so much better with two ♪ 1498
- Hey, shit bird. 1499
I got the message from your girlfriend last night. 1500
That is a pretty crazy theory. 1501
You really think it could work? 1502
- I'm sorry. Do I know you? 1503
I'm Nyles. 1504
- Hi. 1505
- Hi. 1506
- No way. 1507
Wow! 1508
- Daisy, I'd like... lots of alcohol please. 1509
- Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 1510
♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1511
♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1512
♪ Just in passing, I'm not asking ♪ 1513
♪ That you be anyone but you ♪ 1514
♪ But when you come home try to come home alone ♪ 1515
♪ It's so much better with two ♪ 1516
♪ Now I'm out in the cold and I'm getting old ♪ 1517
♪ Standing here waiting on you ♪ 1518
♪ It'll be all right ♪ 1519
♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1520
♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1521
♪ It'll be all right ♪ 1522
♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1523
♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1524
♪ S.E. Rogie's Man Stupid Being playing ♪ 1525
♪ Let me give you a little experience ♪ 1526
♪ Of some young chickens of today ♪ 1527
♪ I'm gonna give you a little experience ♪ 1528
♪ Of some young chickens of today ♪ 1529
♪ They are full of disappointments ♪ 1530
♪ They are never, never on time ♪ 1531
♪ They don't keep to an appointment ♪ 1532
♪ They don't hesitate to lie ♪ 1533
♪ They will tell you this when they mean that ♪ 1534
♪ I wish I could give them up ♪ 1535
♪ But as a man, how can I ♪ 1536
♪ These women, necessary evil ♪ 1537
♪ Ah, man, oh, man ♪ 1538
♪ Yes, man stupid being ♪ 1539
♪ Their five p. m. is ten a. m. ♪ 1540
♪ Their Monday is Wednesday ♪ 1541
♪ And when you try to chastise them ♪ 1542
♪ They never come your way ♪ 1543
♪ The only time they keep to an appointment ♪ 1544
♪ Is when in desperate need ♪ 1545
♪ They will tell you all sorts of lies ♪ 1546
♪ Just to get what they need ♪ 1547
♪ And man, him so stupid ♪ 1548
♪ Would give them all they need ♪ 1549
♪ Forgetting all the disappointments ♪ 1550
♪ And all their previous lies ♪ 1551
♪ Ah, man, oh, man, yeah ♪ 1552
♪ Man is ever ♪ 1553
♪ I say man stupid being ♪ 1554
♪ Man stupid ♪ 1555
♪ Man stupid being ♪