Good evening Sleep Warrior. It's me, Steven.
Welcome to episode 279 of Bedspace.
Here at Bedspace, we know how to make you
Unconscious. You know what to do.
Breathe in. Close your eyes.
Let your body sink into the mattress.
Keep those anxious thoughts at bay.
As your breathing deepens, remind yourself that sleep is your friend.
Your bed is a cocoon of safety and no harm
can come.
Steven
off.
What
did someone have to much too much weekend, mad weekend? I'm so,
so worried. Do that. I shouldn't. Why? Does anyone still speak to me?
Did I even say that?
Hello?
MyON of safety.
What?
Let your body sink into the mattress.
Huh? You look tired. Pete.
Did someone have too much fun over the weekend then?
Party Pete? Oh no. Oh God, no.
Pete's Graham passed away this morning. Oh,
what was I thinking? Ah,
oh, go
wait, wait. Oh, Jay, is that John?
John as got any?
Id sure you have.
Sit in here somewhere is always touch, right? Oh,
down side. Oh, hello, friend.
Yes.
Yes. No. Yes, yes, yes, yes. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I,
why? Why won't you all just let me sleep?
I have neighbors, you know?
And can you just stop with all the tissues already?
Why did you have to say that his grandma died for Christ's sake?
And you have a glass of water and sought yourself out?
I swear to God. Like,
Oh,
And here's another one. The biggest embarrassment of them all.
What are you going to cry
Today? I'm gonna talk about octopuses. First of all,
they're super duper clever. They have three hearts. Oh,
and beaks. Beaks. And, and whenever they get scared,
they shoot this cooling from,
they shoot this cooling. Oh wow.
She
Looks like a monster. Why?
Oh
yeah. You are right.
It, it's okay. It's okay. It's just me.
Can I
look that stuff in your eyes really stings?
Yeah. I remember.
No
Better.
Can I tell you a secret?
I think we're pretty cool.
Ooh. Oh.