Now, I know what you're thinking. 我知道你在想什麼
"Oh, no! Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?" 不 托爾被關在籠子裡了 怎麼回事
Well, sometimes you have to get captured 有時 你得先被抓住
just to get a straight answer out of somebody. 才能從某人那裡問出個所以然來
It's a long story. 說來話長
But basically, I'm a bit of a hero. 但其實 我算是個英雄
See, I spent some time on Earth... 我去地球待了一陣
fought some robots, saved the planet a couple of times. 打過幾個機器人 救了地球幾次
Then I went searching through the cosmos 然後我去宇宙中尋找
for some magic, colorful Infinity Stone things. 幾顆有魔法的多彩的無限寶石
Didn't find any. 但沒找到
That's when I came across a path of death 這時我遇到了一條死亡
and destruction... 和毀滅之路
which led me all the way here into this cage... 而因此來到了這個籠子裡
where I met you. 還遇見了你
How much longer do you think we'll be here? 你覺得我們還要在這裡待多久
Thor, son of Odin. 托爾 奧丁之子
Surtur, 蘇爾特爾
son of 王八
a bitch. You're still alive. 之子 你還活著
I thought my father killed you 我以為我父親殺掉你了
a half a million years ago. 在50萬年前
I cannot die. 我不能死
Not until I fulfill my destiny... 我還沒有實現命運
and lay waste to your home. 毀滅你的家鄉
It's funny you should mention that. 正好你提起這個了
Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late. 因為我最近一直在做噩夢
Asgard up in flames, falling to ruins. And you, 阿斯加德陷入烈火 成為一片灰燼 而你
Surtur, are at the center of all of them. 蘇爾特爾 處於那一切之中
Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard. 那你已經見識到了諸神黃昏 阿斯加德的隕落
- The great prophecy... - Hang on. - 偉大的預言 - 等等
Hang on. 等等
I'll be 我馬上
back around shortly. 就能轉回去
I really feel like we were connecting there. 我真覺得我們剛剛聊得很投機
Okay, so Ragnarok. 好了 諸神黃昏
Tell me about that. Walk me through it. 跟我講講 仔細說說
My time has come. 我的時代到來了
When my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame... 等我的王冠再次沐浴永恆烈火
I shall be restored to my full might. 我就將恢復全部力量
I will tower over the mountains... 比山還高
- and bury my sword deep in Asgard's... - Oh, hang on. - 把劍深深插入阿斯加德的 - 等等
Give it a second. 等一下
I swear I'm not even moving. It's just doing this on its own. 我發誓 我根本沒動 是它自己在轉
I'm really sorry. 真的很抱歉
Okay, so let me get this straight. 好了 是這麼回事嗎
You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame... 你要把你的王冠放進永恆烈火裡
and then you'll suddenly grow as big as a house? 然後你會突然變得有房子那麼大
A mountain! 是山
The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away on Asgard? 永恆烈火 是奧丁鎖在阿斯加德的那個
Odin is not on Asgard. 奧丁不在阿斯加德
And your absence has left the throne defenseless. 而你的離開讓王權失去了防衛
Okay, so where is it? This crown? 好吧 那王冠在哪呢
This is my crown, the source of my power. 這就是我的王冠 我力量的源泉
Oh, that's a crown. 那是王冠啊
I thought it was a big eyebrow. 我以為你是眉毛長得比較誇張
It's a crown. 是王冠
Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok... 總之 聽上去 我想阻止諸神黃昏
is rip that thing off your head. 只需要扯下你腦袋上那玩意
But Ragnarok has already begun. 但諸神黃昏已經開始了
You cannot stop it. 你無法阻止
I am Asgard's doom, and so are you. 我是阿斯加德的末日 你也是
All will suffer, all will burn. 一切都將遭受煎熬 被烈火吞噬
Oh, that's intense. 好緊張
To be honest, seeing you grow really big... 老實說 看著你變得老大
and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. 然後燒掉一顆星球 肯定很壯觀
But it looks like I'm gonna have to choose option B... 但看來我只能選擇第二條路
where I bust out of these chains... 那就是我掙脫這鐵鍊
knock that tiara off your head, 把你的頭飾從腦袋上砸下來
and stash it away in Asgard's vault. 然後藏在阿斯加德的地堡裡
You cannot stop Ragnarok. 你無法阻止諸神黃昏
Why fight it? 何必抵抗呢
Because that's what heroes do. 因為 英雄都會這麼做
Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't time that right. 等等 抱歉 我時機掐得不太好
And, now! 來了
You have made a grave mistake, Odinson. 你犯了個大錯誤 奧丁森
I make grave mistakes all the time. 我經常犯大錯誤
Everything seems to work out. 看來結果還不錯嘛
Heimdall, I know it's been a while, 海姆達爾 我知道我們好久沒聯繫了
but I could really use a fast exit. 但我真的很需要趕緊離開這裡
Heimdall? 海姆達爾
Heimdall was an idiot. 海姆達爾就是個蠢貨
This job should have made him rich. 這份工作本該讓他發財的
Now, the job ain't easy... 這份工作並不輕鬆
but it does have its benefits. 但還是有些好處的
The Bifrost gives me access to everything 彩虹橋讓我可以接觸到
the Nine Realms has to offer. 九大王國的一切
I mean it's all mine for the taking. 我想拿就拿
Behold... 看啊
my stuff. 我的東西
I'm particularly fond of these. 我特別喜歡這倆玩意
I pulled them out of a place on Midgard called Texas. 我從米德加德 一個叫德克薩斯的地方拿到了它們
I even named them. Des and Troy. 我還給它們起了名字 毀天和滅地
You see, when you put them together... 因為 當它們合在一起
they destroy. 就能毀天滅地
Heimdall, come on. 海姆達爾 拜託了
Stay! 別動
Heimdall? I'm running short on options. 海姆達爾 我要沒招了
Heimdall? 海姆達爾
Skurge? 斯科爾奇
Is that important? 那個要緊嗎
You girls are in for a treat. 你們倆姑娘今天有好戲看了
雷神3：諸神黃昏
Girls! 姑娘們
Well, well, well. 哎呦呦
Look who decided to pop in. 看看是誰決定回來了
Thanks for scaring away my company 感謝你嚇跑了我的女伴
and drenching my workplace in brains. 還弄得我的辦公場所全是腦漿
Who are you? 你是誰
Don't you remember? 你不記得了嗎
I'm Skurge. We fought together on Vanaheim. 斯科爾奇 我們曾在華納海姆並肩作戰
Right. 想起來了
Where is Heimdall? 海姆達爾呢
That traitor. No one knows. He's a fugitive of the throne. 那個叛徒 沒人知道 他是王室逃犯
Traitor? 叛徒
Yeah. Well, you see, Odin charged Heimdall with negligence of duty... 對 奧丁指控海姆達爾怠忽職守
but he disappeared before the trial. 但他在審判前就消失不見了
- Hard to catch a guy who can see everything in the universe. - Sure. - 想抓住一個能洞察宇宙中一切的人不容易 - 是啊
Hold on. Hold on. I'm supposed to announce your arrival. 等等 我要宣告你的到來的
What the hell is that? 這是什麼玩意
Oh, brother. This is it. 哥哥 時候到了
I take my leave. 我要離世了
You fool, you didn't listen! 你真傻 怎麼不聽我的
I'm sorry. 對不起
Lady Sif, get help! 希芙女士 去找人幫忙
Somebody, help! 誰來幫幫忙啊
Sorry for all I've done. 我為我做的一切道歉
Shh. It's all right. Hold on. 沒事的 撐住
Sorry. 抱歉
Hold on. I tried to rule Earth. 我企圖統治地球
They'd be lucky to have you. 有你只會是他們的幸運
I'm sorry about that thing with the Tesseract. 宇宙魔方的事我也很抱歉
- I just couldn't help myself. - I know. - 我就是忍不住 - 我知道
- I'm a trickster. - Yes. - 我喜歡耍詭計 - 是啊
So mischievous. 總愛搞惡作劇
Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog. 抱歉 我那次把你變成了只青蛙
It was a wonderful joke. 那是很有趣的笑話
'Twas indeed hilarious. 的確是非常好笑
You are the savior of Asgard. 你是阿斯加德的拯救者
- Tell my story. - I will. - 講述我的故事 - 我會的
Build a statue for me. 為我建一座雕像
We will build a big statue for you. 我們會為你建一座大雕像的
With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns. 還要戴著我的頭盔 有大彎角的那個
I will tell Father what you did here today. 你的英勇 我會稟告父王
I didn't do it for him. 我不是為了他
No! 不
And so, Loki died of his wounds... 洛基因傷不治而死
giving his life for ours. 他為我們獻出了生命
He fought back those disgusting elves... 他擊退了那些可憎的精靈
he brought peace to the realm. 為王國帶來了和平
Loki, 洛基
my boy... 洛基 我的兒子
'twas many moons ago I found you on that 多年前 我發現了你
frostbitten battlefield. 在那覆滿冰霜的戰場上
On that day, I did not yet see in you... 那天 我尚未看出你是
Asgard's savior. No. 阿斯加德的拯救者 是啊
You were merely 你只是個
a little blue baby icicle... 小藍冰棒
that melted this old fool's heart. 卻融化了我這老傻瓜的心
Bravo! Bravo! Well done. Bravo. 精彩 精彩 演得好
Father. 父親
Oh, shit. 該死
my son, Thor, has returned! 我的兒子 托爾回來了
Greetings, my boy. 你好 我的孩子
It's an interesting play. What's it called? 這齣戲真有趣 叫什麼
The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard. 《阿斯加德的洛基之慘劇》
The people wanted to commemorate him. 人民想紀念他
Ah, indeed they should. 他們是該如此
I like the statue. 我喜歡那座雕像
A lot better looking than he was when he was alive, though. 比他在世時要好看多了
A little less weaselly, less greasy, maybe. 不那麼猥瑣 油膩了
Do you know what this is? 你知道這是什麼嗎
The skull of Surtur. That's a formidable weapon! 蘇爾特爾的頭骨 厲害的武器啊
Do me a favor. Lock this away in a vault... 幫個忙 把這個鎖進地堡
so it doesn't turn into a giant monster 免得它變成巨大的怪物
and destroy the whole planet. 毀了整個星球
Thank you, dear. Um... 謝謝 親愛的
So it's 那麼你要
back to Midgard for you, is it? 回米德加德了嗎
Nope. 不
I've been having this reoccurring dream lately. 我最近老做同一個夢
Every night, I see Asgard fall into ruins. 每晚上 我都看到阿斯加德化為灰燼
That's just a silly dream... 不過是個沒意義的夢
signs of an overactive imagination. 說明你的想像力太豐富了
Possibly. 或許吧
But then I decide to go out there and investigate. 但我決定出去勘察一番
And what do I find, 結果發現
but the Nine Realms completely in chaos. 九大王國一片混亂
Enemies of Asgard assembling, plotting our demise... 阿斯加德的敵人集結起來 陰謀致我們於死地
all while you, 而你
Odin, the protector of those Nine Realms... 奧丁 九大王國的保護者
are sitting here in your bathrobe, 卻穿著浴袍坐在這裡
eating grapes. 吃著葡萄
Yes, it is best to respect our neighbors' freedom. 是啊 我們最好尊重鄰居的自由
Yes, of course, the freedom to be massacred. 是啊 被屠殺的自由
- Yes, besides I've been rather busy myself. - Watching theater. - 是啊 而且 我一直忙著呢 - 看劇
Board meetings, and security council meetings... 委員會會議 安全理事會會議
- You're really gonna make me do it? - Do what? - 你真要逼我這麼做嗎 - 做什麼
You know that nothing will stop Mjolnir 你很清楚 什麼都無法阻止雷神之錘
as it returns to my hand. 回到我手上
Not even your face. 哪怕是你的臉
You've gone quite mad. 你發瘋了吧
- You'll be executed for this. - Then I'll see you on the other side, - 你會被因此處死的 - 那我們就可以在另一邊相見了
brother. 弟弟
All right, I yield. 好吧 我投降
Behold! 看啊
Thor... 托爾
- Odinson. - No. - 奧丁森 - 不
You had one job. Just the one. 你就一份工作 就這一份
Where's Odin? 奧丁在哪
You just couldn't stay away, could you? 你就不能別回來嗎
Everything was fine without you. 沒有你一切都好好的
Asgard was prospering. You've ruined everything. 阿斯加德繁榮昌盛 都叫你毀了
- Ask them. - Where's Father? - 問問他們 - 父親在哪
- Did you kill him? - You had what you wanted. - 你殺了他嗎 - 你得到你想要的了
You had the independence you asked for. 你得到你要的獨立了
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay. 哇 哇 哇 好吧
I know exactly where he is. 我很清楚他在哪
蔭萌療養院
I swear I left him right here. 我發誓我就是把他留在這兒的
Right here on the sidewalk, 是在人行道上
or right there where the building is being demolished? 還是在那棟正被拆除的建築裡
Great planning. 計畫得真好
How was I supposed to know? 我怎麼會知道
Can't see into the future. I'm not a witch. 我又不能看到未來 我不是巫師
No? Then why do you dress like one? 是嗎 那你為什麼穿得像個巫師
- Hey. - I can't believe you're alive. -嗨 - 真不敢相信你還活著
I saw you die. 我看到你死了
I mourned you, I cried for you. 我為你哀悼 為你哭泣
I'm honored. 我好榮幸
Ask him. 去問他
Hi. Would you mind taking a picture with us? 你可以跟我們合個影嗎
Oh, sure. 當然
Start figuring out where he is. 快想想他在哪
Oh, my God. 天呐
Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you. 很遺憾 簡甩了你
She didn't dump me, you know. 她才沒甩我
I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping. 是我甩了她 我們彼此互甩的
What's this? What are you doing? 怎麼回事 你在做什麼
This isn't me. 這不是我做的
Loki. 洛基
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Thor Odinson. 托爾·奧丁森
God of Thunder. 雷神
You can put down the umbrella. 你可以把傘放下了
So, Earth has, uh, wizards now? 地球上現在還有男巫了
The preferred term is 我們更喜歡
"Master of the Mystic Arts. " You can leave that now. 被稱為"魔法師" 別管了
All right, wizard. 好吧 男巫
Who are you? Why should I care? 你是誰 我為什麼要在乎
My name is Doctor Stephen Strange, 我是斯蒂芬·斯特蘭奇博士
and I have some questions for you. 我有些問題要問你
Take a seat. 請坐
Tea? 喝茶嗎
I don't drink tea. 我不喝茶
What do you drink? 你喝什麼
Not tea. 不喝茶
So, I keep a watch list 我有一份關注名單
of individuals and beings from other realms... 都是來自其他世界
that may be a threat to this world. 可能對這個世界構成威脅的人
Your adopted brother, Loki, is one of those beings. 你的領養弟弟 洛基 就是其中之一
He's a worthy inclusion. 的確該加上他
Then why bring him here? 為什麼帶他來這兒
We're looking for my father. 我們在找我父親
So, if I were to tell you where Odin was... 那麼 如果我告訴你奧丁在哪
all parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard? 所有相關人士 都會馬上回阿斯加德嗎
Promptly. 是的
Great! Then I'll help you. 太好了 我來幫你吧
If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me? 如果你知道他在哪 為什麼不聯繫我
I have to tell you, he was adamant that he not be disturbed. 我得告訴你 他堅持不許人打攪他
Your father said he had chosen to remain in exile. 你父親說他選擇繼續被流放
And you don't have a phone. 而且你沒有電話
No, I don't have a... 是啊 我沒有
phone. but you could have sent 電話 但你可以發個
an electronic letter. It's called an email. 電子信件 叫電郵
- Yeah, do you have a computer? - No. What for? - 嗯 你有電腦嗎 - 沒有 幹嗎用
Anyway, my father 總之 我父親
is no longer in exile. So if you could 不再被流放了 麻煩你
tell me where he is, I can take him home. 告訴我他在哪 我就能帶他回家了
Gladly. He's in Norway. 沒問題 他在挪威
I'm just seeing whether this incantation 我就是查看一下 這則咒語是否
requires any Asgardian modifications. 要為阿斯加德人做些調整
Nope. 不用
Oh, we don't need that. 我們不需要那個
Will you stop doing that? 你能不能別那麼做了
Can I... I need 我可以 我只要
just one strand of your hair. 你一根頭髮
Let me explain something. 我告訴你
My hair is not to be meddled with. 我的頭髮是碰不得的
We could have just walked. 我們完全可以用走的
He's waiting for you. 他在等你了
All right. 好
Don't forget your umbrella. 別忘了你的傘
Oh, yes. 是啊
Sorry. 抱歉
There we go. 來了
I suppose I'll need my brother back. 我還得要回我弟弟
Oh, yeah. Right. 對了 好的
I have been falling 我都下落
for 30 minutes! 30分鐘了
You can handle him from here. 他就交給你了
Yes. Of course. 好的 當然
Thank you very much for your help. 非常感謝你幫忙
Good luck. 祝你好運
Handle me? "交給你"
Who are you? 你是誰
Loki. 洛基
You think you're some kind of sorcerer? 你是什麼術士嗎
Don't think for one minute, you second-rate... 你個二流貨 別以為你
Allrgihts. Bye-bye. 好吧 再見
Father? 父親
Look at this place. It's beautiful. 看看這裡 多美
Father, it's us. 父親 是我們
My sons. 我的兒子們
I've been waiting for you. 我一直在等你們
I know. We've come to take you home. 我知道 我們來接你回家了
Home, yes. 回家 是啊
Your mother, she calls me. 你們母親 她在召喚我
Do you hear it? 你們聽到了嗎
Loki, lift your magic. 洛基 解除你的魔法
Took me quite a while to break free from your spell. 我花了好久才擺脫你的咒語
Frigga would have been proud. 弗麗嘉會為你自豪的
Come and sit with me. I don't have much time. 過來陪我坐下 我沒多少時間了
I know that we failed you. But we can make this right 我知道我們辜負了你 但我們可以彌補的
I failed you. 是我辜負了你們
It is upon us. 已經到來
Ragnarok. 諸神黃昏
No, I've stopped Ragnarok. I put an end to Surtur. 不 我阻止了諸神黃昏 我了結了蘇爾特爾
No. 不
It has already begun. She's coming. 已經開始了 她要來了
My life was all that held her back. 我的生命是唯一遏制著她的東西
But my time has come. 但我大限將至
I cannot keep her away any longer. 我無法再抵住她了
Father, who are you talking about? 父親 你在說誰
Goddess of Death. 死亡女神
Hela. 海拉
My firstborn. 我的長女
Your sister. 你姐姐
Your what? 什麼
Her violent appetites grew beyond my control. 她的暴力欲望膨脹到我無法控制
I couldn't stop her, 我無法阻止她
so I imprisoned her. 就囚禁了她
Locked her away. 把她關了起來
She draws her strength from Asgard... 她從阿斯加德汲取力量
and once she gets there, her powers will be 等她到了那裡 她的力量就將
limitless. 無可限量
Whatever she is, we can stop her together. 不管她是什麼 我們可以一同阻止她
- We can face her together. - No, we won't. - 我們可以一同對抗她 - 不行的
I'm on a different path now. 我已走上了另一條路
This you must face alone. 這件事你們得獨自面對了
I love you, my sons. 我愛你們 我的兒子
Look at that. 看啊
Remember this place. 記住這地方
Home. 家園
Brother. 哥哥
This was your doing. 這都怪你
So he's gone. 他死了啊
That's a shame. I would've liked to have seen that. 真可惜 我還挺想看到那一幕的
You must be Hela. 你就是海拉吧
I'm Thor, son of Odin. 我是托爾 奧丁之子
Really? 是嗎
You don't look like him. 你長得不像他
Perhaps we can come to an arrangement. 或許我們可以商量一下
You sound like him. 你口氣像他
Kneel. 跪下
Beg your pardon? 你說什麼
Kneel. 跪下
Before your queen. 拜見你的女王
I don't think so. 別指望了
It's not possible. 不可能
Darling, you have no idea what's possible. 親愛的 你根本想像不到我都能做什麼
Bring us back! 帶我們回去
No! 不
Loki! 洛基
Who are you? What have you done with Thor? 你是誰 你把托爾怎麼了
I'm Hela. 我是海拉
I'm just a janitor. 我就是個掃地的
You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts. 你看上去像個求生本能強烈的機靈鬼
How would you like a job? 想要份工作嗎
Are you a fighter? 你是個戰士嗎
Or are you food? 還是食物
I'm just passing through. 我就是路過
It is food. 是食物
On your knees. 跪下
He's mine. 他是我的
Wait! 等等
He's mine. 他是我的
So if you want him, 如果你們想要他
you go through me. 得過我這關
But we've already got him. 但我們已經得到他了
All right, then. 那好吧
I guess I go through you. 我就先過你們這關
More food. 又來食物了
Thank you. 謝謝
Scrapper 142. I need clearance and an audience with the boss. 拾荒者142號 我需要進門並覲見老大
I've got something special. 我帶來了特別的東西
Hey! Where are you taking me? 嘿 你要帶我去哪
Answer me! 回答我
Hey! 嘿
I am Thor, son of Odin. I need to get back to Asgard. 我是托爾 奧丁之子 我得回阿斯加德
Many apologies, your majesty. 非常抱歉 王子殿下
It's come to my attention that you don't know who I am. 我發現 你們並不認識我
I am Hela, 我是海拉
Odin's firstborn... 奧丁的長女
the commander of the Legions of Asgard... 阿斯加德大軍的統帥
the rightful heir to the throne, and the Goddess of Death. 王位的合法繼承人 死亡女神
My father is dead. 我父親已死
As are the princes. You're welcome. 兩位王子也是 不客氣
We were once the seatof absolute power in the cosmos. 我們曾在宇宙中坐擁無上力量
Our supremacy was unchallenged. 我們的地位無可匹及
Yet Odin stopped at Nine Realms. 但奧丁卻止步于九大王國
Our destiny is to rule over all others. 我們的命運是統治所有其他王國
And I am here to restore that power. 我是來恢復那份權勢的
Kneel before me... 給我跪下
and rise into the ranks of my great conquest. 加入我 與我一起踏上偉大的征途
Whoever you are... 不管你是誰
whatever you've done, surrender now! 不管你做了什麼 馬上投降
Or we will show you no mercy. 否則我們絕不留情
Whoever I am? 不管我是誰
Did you listen to a word I said? 我剛剛說話你聽沒聽啊
This is your last warning! 這是你最後的警告
I thought you'd be happy to see me. 我以為你們會樂意見到我呢
Fine. 好吧
Charge! 進攻
Oh, I've missed this. 我真懷念這個
Still, it's a shame. 不過 真是可惜
Good soldiers dying for nothing... 好戰士白白枉死
all because they couldn't see the future. 就因為他們看不到未來
Sad. 悲哀
Oh, look, still alive. 看 他還活著
Change of heart? 改主意了嗎
Go back to whatever cave you crept out of. 滾回你爬出來的山洞去吧
You evil demoness! 你個女魔頭
Let's go see my palace. 去看看我的王宮吧
Fear not, for you are found. 別擔心 你已被找到
You are home, and there is no going back. 你到家了 再也回不去了
No one leaves this place. 沒人能離開此地
But what is this place? 但這裡是什麼地方
The answer is 這裡是
Sakaar. 薩卡
Surrounded by cosmic gateways... 被宇宙傳送門環繞
Sakaar fives on the edge of the known and unknown. 薩卡位於已知和未知世界的邊緣
It is the collection point 這裡收集了所有迷失
for all lost and unloved things... 不被愛的東西
like you. 比如你
But here on Sakaar, you are significant. 但在薩卡 你是重要的
You are valuable. 你是有價值的
Here you are loved. 你是被愛的
What the hell? 怎麼回事
And no one loves you more than the Grandmaster. 沒人比宗師更愛你了
He is the original, 他是最初的
the first lost and the first found... 第一個迷失 第一個被找到的人
the creator of Sakaar... and father of the Contest of Champions. 薩卡的創始人 冠軍格鬥之父
Where once you were nothing, 雖然你曾經一文不名
now you are something. 但現在你有了身份
You are the property of the Grandmaster. 你是宗師的財產
Congratulations! 恭喜
You will meet the Grandmaster in 5 seconds. 你將在5秒後見到宗師
Prepare yourself. 準備好
You are now meeting the Grandmaster. 你將見到宗師
He's wonderful. It is a he? 他真棒 是個"他"吧
It is a he. 是的
Yeah. 嗯
I love when you come to visit, 142. 我就喜歡你過來 142
You bring me the best stuff. 你總給我帶最好的東西來
Whenever we get to talking, 每次我們聊起
Topaz, about Scrapper 142... 托佩茲 拾荒者142號
what do I always say? 我都怎麼說
"She is the... " And it starts with a "B. " "她是" B開頭的詞
Trash. 垃圾
No, not trash. 不 不是垃圾
Were you waiting just to call her that? 你是就等著那麼說她嗎
It doesn't start with a "B. " 都不是B開頭的詞
Booze hag. 酒鬼婆娘
I.. I... I'm so sorry. No, "best." 抱歉 不是 "最好的"
I was thinking about "best. " 我是想說"最好的"
'Cause I always say you're the best. 因為我總說你是最好的
She brought me my beloved champion, you know. 她為我帶來了我的格鬥冠軍呢
You say that every time she's here. 每次她來你都這麼說
What have you brought today? Tell me. 你今天帶來的是什麼 告訴我
A contender. 參賽者
A what? 什麼
I need to go closer. I want a closer look at this. 我得湊近點 我要湊近看看他
Can you take us closer? Thank you. 可以把我往前推推嗎 謝謝
Pay this lady. 給她錢
Just wait a damn minute. I'm... 給我等一下 我
not for sale. 可不是賣品
Man, he's a fighter. 天呐 他挺有鬥志
I take 10 million. 我要一千萬
Tell her she's dreaming. 告訴她那是做夢
Oh, for heaven's sakes, transfer the units. 老天 給她錢吧
You'll pay for this. 你會付出代價的
No, I got paid for this. 不 是別人付我錢
Here's what I wanna know. 我想知道的是
Who are you? 你是誰
I am the God of Thunder. 我是雷神
I didn't hear any thunder, 我沒聽到雷聲
but out of your fingers, was that sparkles? 但你手上的是電火花嗎
We've located your cousin. 我們找到你表親了
Uh, oh, good! 呃 太好了
Yeah, come on. I think you're gonna like this. 來吧 你會喜歡這個的
There he is. 他在這兒呢
Hey, cuz. 嘿 表弟
We almost couldn't find you. What, you been hiding? 我們差點沒找到你 你藏起來了嗎
Hi. 嘿
So... 那麼
Please. 求你
I'm sorry. 對不起
Yeah. 嗯
Carlo... 卡洛
- I pardon you. - Oh, thank you. - 我赦免你 - 謝謝
Thank you. 謝謝
You're officially pardoned. 你被赦免了
From life. 免了生命
hey. Help me. 嘿 救命
Oh, my God! 天呐
I'm stepping in it. I'm stepping in it. Look! 流到我腳下了 看啊
Oh, the smell. 好臭
What does it smell like? 這是什麼味兒
Burnt toast. 烤焦的吐司
What happened to my manners? 我怎麼這麼沒禮貌
I haven't properly introduced myself. 我還沒好好自我介紹呢
Come on. Uh, follow me. 來吧 跟我來
My name is Grandmaster. 我叫宗師
I preside over a little harlequinade 我主持一項 滑稽表演
called the Contest of Champions. 叫做冠軍格鬥
People come from far and wide 來自各處的人
to unwillingly participate in it. 都會不情願地參與其中
And you, my friend. 而你 我的朋友
Might just be part of the new cast. 可以加入新角色
What do you say to that? 怎麼樣
We're not friends and I don't give a shit about your games. 我們不是朋友 我也不在乎你的遊戲
I'm going back to Asgard. 我要回阿斯加德
Ass-gard. 阿屎加德
One, two, three, four. 一 二 三 四
There was a Wormhole in space and time beneath me. 我下方有個時間空間的蟲洞
At that moment, 於是
I let go. 我放手了
Loki? 洛基
Loki! Loki! 洛基 洛基
Over here. Over here. 過來 過來
- Excuse me one second. - Loki! - 失陪一下 - 洛基
- What? - You're alive? - 幹什麼 - 你還活著
- Yes, of course I'm alive. - What are you doing here? - 我當然還活著 - 你怎麼來了
What do you mean, what am I doing? I'm stuck in 這話什麼意思 我被困在這張
this stupid chair. 破椅子上了
- Where's your chair? - I didn't get a chair. - 你怎麼沒坐椅子 - 沒人讓我坐椅子
- Get me out of this one. - I can't. - 幫我從這椅子上起來 - 不行
- Get me out. What? - I can't. - 幫我起來 - 不行
I've made friends with this man. He's called the Grandmaster. 我跟那個宗師交了朋友
- Oh, he's crazy! - I've gained his favor. - 他是個瘋子 - 我贏得了他的好感
The Bifrost brought me out here weeks ago. 彩虹橋幾周前把我丟到了這裡
- Weeks ago? - Yes. - 幾周前 - 是啊
I just got here. 我才剛到
What are you whispering about? 你們在小聲說什麼呢
Time works real different around these parts. 這裡的時間規律很不一樣
On any other world, I'd be, like, millions of years old. 在別的世界上 我都該幾百萬歲了
But here on Sakaar... 但在薩卡上
In any case, you know this, uh... 不管怎樣 你認識這個
You call yourself Lord of Thunder? 你稱自己為雷王是吧
God of Thunder. Tell him. 雷神 告訴他
I've never met this man in my life. 我這輩子從未見過這個人
- He's my brother. - Adopted. - 他是我弟弟 - 領養的
Is he any kind of a fighter? 他能不能打
You take this thing 你把我脖子上的
out of my neck and I'll show you. 東西拿走 我就打給你看看
Now, listen to that. He's threatening me. 瞧瞧 他在威脅我呢
Hey, Sparkles, here's the deal. 小火花 事情是這樣的
If you wanna get back to Ass-place, Assberg... 如果你想回到那個二死堡還是什麼的地方
Asgard. 阿斯加德
Any contender who defeats my champion... 任何參賽者 只要能打敗我的冠軍
their freedom they shall win. 就能贏得自由
Fine. Then point me in the direction 好啊 那就給我指個路
of whoever's ass I have to kick! 要我去揍的人在哪裡
That's what I call, contender. 這才是我的參賽者
Direction would be this way, Lord. 這邊走 大王
Ah! Loki! 啊 洛基
Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, man. 嘿 嘿 嘿 放鬆點 哥們
Over here. 這邊呢
The pile of rocks waving at you. Here. 向你招手的一堆石頭
Yeah, I'm actually a thing. I'm a being. 是的 我其實是有生命的
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. 請允許我做個自我介紹 我叫寇格
I'm kind of like the leader in here. 我算是這裡的領導吧
I'm made of rocks, as you can see. 你也能看出來 我是石頭做的
But don't let that intimidate you. 但不要被我的外表嚇到
You don't need to be afraid 你不用害怕
unless you're made of scissors. 除非你是剪刀做的
Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for you. 就是跟你開個 石頭剪刀布的小玩笑
This is my very good friend over here, Miek. 這是我的好朋友 米克
He's an insect and has knives for hands. 他是只有剪刀手的昆蟲
You're a Kronan, aren't you? 你是克努南人 對嗎
- That I am. - How'd you end up in here? - 沒錯 - 你怎麼會落到這裡
Ah, well, I tried to start a revolution, 我試圖發動革命來著
but didn't print enough pamphlets. 但沒做好宣傳工作
So hardly anyone turned up, 所以幾乎沒人參加
except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. 除了我媽媽 和她那討厭的男朋友
As punishment, I was forced 作為懲罰 我被迫
to be in here and become a gladiator. 來到這裡做個角鬥士
Bit of a promotional disaster, that one. 簡直是個宣傳災難
But I'm actually organizing another revolution. 但我其實在策劃另一場革命
I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that. 我不知道你是不是感興趣
Do you reckon you'd be interested? 你覺得怎麼樣
How did you... 你怎麼會
Ah, yeah, no. This whole thing is a circle. 是啊 這個地方其實是個圈
But not a real circle, 但不是真正的圈
more like a freaky circle. 更像是個恐怖怪圈
This doesn't make any sense. 這沒道理
No, nothing makes sense here, man. 是啊 這裡就是不講道理的
The only thing that does make sense 沒道理就是
is that nothing makes sense. 這裡的道理
Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion? 這裡有人跟宗師的冠軍打過嗎
Doug has. 道格打過
Doug! 道格
Our luck, Doug's dead. 這就是命 道格已經死了
That's right. 對了
Everyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perishes. 跟宗師的冠軍打過的人都死掉了
What about you? You're made of rocks. 你呢 你是石頭做的
Perishable rock. There you go. Another one gone. 會死掉的石頭 看啊 又掉一塊
Yeah, no, I just do the smaller fights, 我只是小打小鬧
warm up the crowd and whatnot. 暖暖場之類的
Wait. You're not gonna face him, are you? 等等 你不是要去跟他打吧
Yes, I am. 沒錯
Gonna fight him, win, 我要跟他打 打贏他
and get the hell out of this place. 然後離開這鬼地方
That's exactly what Doug used to say. 道格以前就這麼說
See you later, new Doug. 回見 新道格
Does no one remember me? 沒人記得我嗎
Has no one been taught our history? 沒人學過我們的歷史嗎
Look at these lies. 看看這些謊言
Goblets and garden parties? 高腳杯 花園聚會
Peace treaties? 和平協議
Odin... 奧丁
proud to have it... 為成果驕傲
ashamed of how he got it. 卻覺得手段可恥
We were unstoppable. 我們曾勢不可擋
I was his weapon in the conquest 在擴張阿斯加德帝國時
that built Asgard's empire. 我曾是他的武器
One by one, the realms became ours. 我們征服了一個又一個王國
But then, simply because my ambition outgrew his... 然後 就因為我的野心比他更大
he banished me, caged me, 他就將我放逐 囚禁
locked me away like an animal. 像只野獸一樣把我鎖了起來
Before that, Asgard's warriors were honored... 在那之前 阿斯加德的戰士是受尊敬的
their bodies buried as heroes beneath this very palace. 他們的遺體 像英雄那樣葬在這宮殿下面
- Odin's treasures. - Fake. - 奧丁的寶藏 - 贗品
Most of the stuff in here is fake. 這裡大部分的東西都是贗品
Or weak. 或者沒用
Smaller than I thought it would be. 比我以為的要小
That's not bad. 這個還可以
But this... 但是這個
The Eternal Flame. 永恆烈火
Want to see what true power really looks like? 想看看真正的力量是什麼樣子嗎
Fenris, my darling, what have they done to you? 親愛的芬裡斯 他們對你做了什麼
With the Eternal Flame, 永恆烈火
you are reborn. 將讓你們重生
I've missed you. 我好想你
I've missed you all. 我想念你們大家
Odin... 奧丁
I bid you take your place in the halls of Valhalla... 我願你升入英靈殿
where the brave shall live forever. 勇者將在那裡永生
Nor shall we mourn but rejoice... 我們應該高興而不是哀傷
for those that have died the glorious death. 因為他們死的光榮
Hurts, doesn't it? 紮心 對嗎
Being lied to. 被欺騙的感覺
Being told you're one thing 告訴你是一回事
and then learning it's all a fiction. 然後你發現那都是假的
You didn't think I'd really come and see you, did you? 你不會以為我真的會來這裡見你吧
This place is disgusting. 這地方太噁心了
Does this mean you don't want my help? 你是不想要我幫忙嗎
Look, I couldn't jeopardize my position with the Grandmaster. 我不能失去我在宗師身邊的地位
It took me time to win his trust. 我為贏得他的信任很費心力
He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable. 他是個瘋子 但也是有辦法應付的
What I'm telling you is, 我是想告訴你
you could join me at the Grandmaster's side. 你可以跟我一起服侍宗師
Perhaps, in time, 也許 將來
an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then... 宗師會出事 然後
You're not seriously thinking of going back, are you? 你不是真在考慮回去吧
Our sister 我們姐姐
destroyed your hammer like a piece of glass. 像砸玻璃一樣輕鬆毀了你的錘子
She's stronger than both of us. She's stronger than you. 她比我們都強 她比你強
You don't stand a chance. 你一絲機會都沒有
Do you understand what I'm saying to you? 你明白我什麼意思嗎
Fine. 好吧
I guess I'll just have to go it alone. 那我得單幹了
Like I've always done. 一如既往
Would you say something? 你能不能說點什麼
Say something! 說話啊
What would you like me to say? 你要我說什麼
You faked your own death... 你裝死
you stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power... 偷了王位 剝奪了奧丁的法力
stranded him on Earth to die, 把他留在地球上等死
releasing the Goddess of Death. 放出了死亡女神
Have I said enough or would you like me to go back further than 這些夠不夠 還是你要我繼續翻
the past two days? 兩天之前的舊賬
You know, I haven't seen this beloved champion he talks of... 我還沒見過他口中這個寵兒冠軍
but I've heard he is astonishingly savage. 但聽說他野蠻得嚇人
I've placed a large wager against you tomorrow. 明天的格鬥 我下了很大的注壓你輸
Don't let me down. 別讓我失望
Piss off, ghost! 滾開 鬼
He's freaking gone. 他消失了
Oh, yuck! 噁心
There's still someone's hair and blood all over this. 這上面還留著不知誰的毛髮和血
Guys, can you clean up the weapons once you finish your fight? 夥計們 格鬥完能不能清理下武器啊
Disgusting slobs. 噁心的懶蛋
Oh, Thor... 哦 托爾
wanna use a big wooden fork? 用大木叉子嗎
No. 不了
Yeah, not really useful. 是啊 不太實用
Unless you're fighting off three vampires 除非你要打擠成一團的
that were huddled together. 三個吸血鬼
I really wish I had my hammer. 真希望我的錘子還在
Hammer? 錘子
Quite unique. It was made from this 很特別 是用瀕死
special metal from the heart of a dying star. 星球內核的特別金屬製成
And when I spun it really, really fast, it gave me the ability to fly. 我快速掄它 就能飛起來
You rode a hammer? 你騎在錘子上
No, I didn't ride the hammer. 不 不是騎在上面
The hammer rode you on your back? 它騎在你背上
No. I used to spin it really fast, and it would 不 我快速掄它 它就會
pull me off the... 把我帶起來
Oh, my God. A hammer pulled you off? 天啊 錘子給你擼嗎
The ground. It would pull me off the ground, 把我帶離地面 它會帶我離開地面
up into the air, and I would fly. 帶我升入空中 我就能飛了
Every time I threw it, 我把它扔出去
it would always come back to me. 它總能回到我手中
Sounds like you had a pretty special 你和這把錘子的關係
and intimate relationship with this hammer... 好像很特殊 很親密
and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one. 失去它堪比失去愛人
That's a nice way of putting it. 這麼說挺溫馨的
I said they're mine. 我說了這些是我的
See her, that's the one that put me in here. 看 就是她把我抓來的
Oh, yeah. Scrapper 142. 是啊 拾荒者142號
Gotta watch out for those Asgardians, man. 要小心這些阿斯加德人
They are hard to perish. 命硬得很
Asgardian? 阿斯加德人
Hey. 嘿
Do not zap me with that thing. I just wanna talk. 別用那玩意電我 我有話要說
Asgard is in danger. 阿斯加德有危險了
My God, you're a Valkyrie. 天啊 你是女武神
I used to wanna be a Valkyrie when I was younger... 我小時候還想當女武神
until I found out that you were all women. 但之後我發現你們都是女的
There's nothing wrong with women, of course. 是女的沒什麼不好
I love women. 我愛女人
Sometimes a little too much. 有時太愛了
Not in a creepy way, just more of 不是猥瑣的那種 是那種
a respectful appreciation. 尊重的欣賞
I think it's great that there is 能有一支女武士組成的
an elite force of women warriors. 精英部隊真的很不錯
It's about time. 是時候了
- Are you done? - Lord of Thunder, - 你說完沒 - 雷王
- you're up. - Please, help me. I need your help. - 該你了 - 求你 幫幫我 我需要你的説明
Bye. 再見
Fine, then you must be a traitor or a coward. 好吧 那你不是叛徒就是懦夫
Because the Valkyrie is sworn to protect the throne. 因為女武神都發過誓要保衛王權
Listen closely, your majesty. 聽仔細了 殿下
This is Sakaar, not Asgard. 這是薩卡 不是阿斯加德
And I'm a Scrapper, not a Valkyrie. 我是拾荒者 不是女武神
Bring him in for processing. 帶他過來收拾一下
And no one escapes this place. 沒人能逃出這裡
So you're gonna die anyway. 所以你反正也是個死
Now, don't you move. 你別動
My hands ain't as steady as they used to be. 我的手不如以前穩了
By Odin's beard, you shall not cut my hair... 以奧丁的鬍子起誓 你不准剪我的頭髮
lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor. 不然就會嘗到托爾之怒的滋味
Please. Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair. 求你了 求你了 好心人 別剪我頭髮
Please! No! 求你 不要
No! 不
Look at all of you. 看看你們
What a show! What a night! Who's having fun? 今晚比賽多麼精彩 誰覺得開心
Please, I'm your host. 我是你們的主持人
Big round of applause for all of our undercard competitors... 請掌聲感謝所有賽前戰的格鬥者
who today died so gruesomely. 他們今天死得真可怕
Good sports. 比賽真棒
What a show! What a night! 今晚比賽多麼精彩
This is what you've come for, and so have I. 我們都是為格鬥而來的
And now, without further ado... 現在 不再耽擱
it's main event time. 壓軸比賽開始了
Making his first appearance, 雖是首次登場
though he looks quite promising... 但卻很有潛力
got a couple of tricks up his sleeve. 有點絕招
I'll say no more, see what you think. 我不再多說了 你們來自己判斷
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... 女士們先生們 有請
Lord of Thunder. 雷王
Watch out for his fingers. They make sparks. 小心他的手指 會放火花
Okay, this is it. 好了 來吧
Let's get ready to welcome this guy. Here he comes. 我們準備歡迎這傢伙吧 他來咯
He is a creature. 他這個傢伙
What can we say about him? 我們要怎麼說呢
Well, he's unique. There's none like him. 他很特別 獨一無二
I feel a special connection with him. 我覺得跟他有特別的感情
He's undefeated. 他從未有敗績
He's the reigning. 是連勝者
He's the defending. 是衛冕方
Ladies and gentlemen... 女士們先生們
I give you... 有請
... your incredible... 無敵的
Hulk! 綠巨人
Yes! 太好了
I have to get off this planet. 我得離開這個星球
Hey, hey, hey. Where you going? 嘿 嘿 嘿 你想去哪啊
Hey! 嘿
We know each other. 我倆認識
He's a friend from work. 他是我戰友
Where have you been? 你去哪了
Everybody thought you were dead. 大家都以為你死了
But so much has happened since I last saw you. 我們上次一別後發生了好多事
I lost my hammer. 我失去了錘子
Like, yesterday, so that's still pretty fresh. 就昨天 還記憶猶新的
Loki. Loki's alive. Can you believe it? 洛基還活著 相信嗎
He's up there. 他就在上面
Loki! Look who it is! 洛基 看這是誰
Banner, I never thought I would say this... 班納 真沒想到我會這麼說
but I'm happy to see you. 但我見到你可真高興
Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! 綠巨人 綠巨人 綠巨人
Banner. 班納
Hey, Banner! 嘿 班納
No Banner. Only Hulk. 不是班納 只有綠巨人
What are you doing? 你在幹什麼
It's me. It's Thor! 是我啊 托爾
Banner, we're friends. 班納 我們是朋友啊
This is crazy. I don't want to hurt you! 這真是瘋了 我不想傷你
Here we go. Here we go. 這就對了 這才像話
What? 什麼
Hey, big guy. 嘿 大塊頭
The sun's getting real low. 太陽快下山了
That's it. The sun's going down. 沒錯 太陽要下山了
I won't hurt you anymore. 我不會再傷害你了
No one will. 沒人會傷害你了
Yes! That's how it feels! 沒錯 就是這感覺
I'm just a huge fan of the sport. 我就是太喜歡這項運動了
All right. Screw it. 好吧 不管了
I know you're in there, Banner. 我知道你還在的 班納
I'll get you out! 我會把你逼出來的
What's the matter with you? You're embarrassing me! 你是怎麼了 真讓我下不來台
I told them we were friends! 我還跟他們說我們是朋友
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! 雷哥 雷哥 雷哥
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! 雷哥 雷哥 雷哥 雷哥
Another day, another Doug. 又一天 又一個道格
What is that noise? 那是什麼聲音
The common folk aren't exactly falling in line. 民眾並沒有乖乖聽話
There's a resistance trying to knock down the front gates. 有抵抗者想撞倒大門
Tell me about yourself, Skurge. 說說你自己吧 斯科爾奇
Well, me dad was a stonemason. Me mum was... 好吧 我爸是個石匠 我媽是
Right, yeah, I'll just stop you there. 好吧 嗯 打住吧
What I meant was... 我的意思是
what's your ambition? 你的野心是什麼
I just want a 我只想要個
chance to prove myself. 機會證明自己
Recognition. 認可
When I was young... 我年輕時
every great king had an executioner. 每位偉大國王都有個處刑人
Not just to execute people... 不僅僅是進行處刑
but also to execute their vision. 也執行國王的願景
But mainly to 但主要
execute people. Still, 還是做處刑的 不過
it was a great honor. 這仍是無上光榮
I was Odin's executioner. 我曾是奧丁的處刑人
And you 你
shall be my executioner. 就做我的處刑人
Let's begin our conquest. 我們開始征程吧
Skurge, where's the sword? 斯科爾奇 劍呢
That sword is the key to opening the Bifrost. 那把劍是打開彩虹橋的鑰匙
Those people you mentioned, 你提到的那些人
the ones who aren't falling into line... 那些不肯乖乖就範的
round them up. 把他們都抓起來
Excuse me. 借過
Sorry about that. 抱歉了
These bloody things are everywhere. 那些玩意到處都是
Come on. 走吧
You'll be safe here. 你們在這裡是安全的
Are we cool? 我們沒事了吧
It's Hulk in a hot tub. 綠巨人洗熱浴盆
So how long have you been like that? 你這樣多久了
Like what? 什麼樣
Like this. Big, and green, 這樣 大塊頭 綠色的
and stupid. 呆頭呆腦
Hulk always Hulk. 綠巨人一直是綠巨人
How'd you get here? 你怎麼到這兒的
Winning. 靠贏
You mean cheating, huh? 你是說作弊吧
Were they wearing one of these when you won? 你贏的時候 對手也都有這玩意嗎
How'd you arrive here? 你怎麼來到這兒的
Quinjet. 昆式戰鬥機
Yes. Now, where is the Quinjet now? 很好 那架昆式戰鬥機現在在哪
That's naked. 你沒穿衣服
He's very naked. 他沒穿衣服
It's in my brain now. 這下忘不掉了
Quinjet. 昆式戰鬥機
Yes! 太好了
I'm getting us out of here. 我要帶咱們離開
This is a terrible, awful place. 這個糟糕的地方
You're gonna love Asgard. 你會喜歡阿斯加德的
It's big. It's golden. Shiny. 很大 還金閃閃的
Hulk stay. 綠巨人不走
No, no, no. My people need me to get back to Asgard. 不不 我的人民需要我回阿斯加德
We must prevent Ragnarok. 我們得阻止諸神黃昏
Ragnarok? 諸神黃昏
The prophesied death of my home world. 我家園的毀滅預言
The end of days, it's the end of... 世界末日 一切終結
If you help me get back to Asgard... 如果你幫我回阿斯加德
I can help you get back to Earth. Huh? 我可以幫你回地球
Earth hate Hulk. 地球恨綠巨人
Earth loves Hulk. They love you. 地球愛綠巨人 他們愛死你了
You're one of the Avengers. One of the team, 你是復仇者聯盟成員 我們的隊友
one of our friends. 朋友
This is what friends do. They support each other. 朋友就該如此 彼此支持
You're Banner's friend. 你是班納的朋友
I'm not Banner's friend. I prefer you. 我才不是班納的朋友 我更喜歡你
Banner's friend. 班納的朋友
I don't even like Banner. 我都不喜歡班納
"I'm into numbers and science and stuff. " "我喜歡數位 科學什麼的"
Thor go. Hulk stay. 托爾走 綠巨人留下
Fine. 好吧
Stay here. 留下吧
Stupid place. It's hideous, by the way. 破地方 難看死了
The red, the white. Just pick a color. 又是紅 又是白 選個顏色吧
Ridiculous. 真荒唐
Smash you. 砸扁你
You didn't smash anything. I won that fight. 你才沒砸扁什麼 那場角鬥我贏了
- I smashed you. - Yeah, sure, sure. - 我砸扁了你 - 好吧 好吧
- Baby arms. - What? - 小手臂 - 什麼
Baby. 小個子
Moron! You big child. 白癡 你個幼稚鬼
Thor gm! 托爾走
I am going. 我在走
Thor go again. 托爾再走
Thor home. 托爾在家了
Hulk trains. 綠巨人訓練
That's great. Have fun. 好啊 祝你開心
- Hey, big guy. - Angry girl. - 好啊 大塊頭 - 生氣姑娘
What have you been up to? 你都幹什麼呢
Winning. 獲勝
Heimdall, I know you can see me. 海姆達爾 我知道你看得到我
I need you to help me. 我需要你幫我
Help me see. 幫我看到
I see you, but you're far away. 我看得到你 但你在很遠的地方
What's going on here? 這裡怎麼回事
Come see for yourself. 自己來看吧
I'm providing refuge in a stronghold built by our ancestors. 我在祖先建造的要塞裡庇護大家
But if the garrison falls, 但如果抵擋不住
our only escape is Bifrost. 我們只能靠彩虹橋逃跑
You're talking about evacuating Asgard? 你想要疏散整個阿斯加德
We won't last long if we stay. 如果留下我們都活不久
She draws her power from Asgard 她汲取阿斯加德的力量
and grows stronger every day. 每天都更強大
Come on. 走吧
Hela is ravenous. 海拉很貪婪
If I let her leave, 如果我放走了她
she'll consume Nine Realms and all the cosmos. 她會吞噬整個九大王國甚至宇宙
We need you. 我們需要你
I'm working on it. But I don't even know where the hell I am. 我在想辦法了 但我都不知道自己在哪
You're on a planet surrounded by doorways. Go through one. 你所在的星球周圍都是傳送門 穿過其中一個
- Which one? - The big one. - 哪個 - 大的那個
Thor sad. 托爾難過
Shut up. 閉嘴
Thor sad. 托爾難過
I'm not sad, you idiot. 我不難過 你個白癡
- I'm pissed off! - Oh. - 我在生氣 - 噢
Angry. I lost my father. 憤怒 我失去了父親
I lost my hammer. 我失去了錘子
- You're not even listening. - Whining and crying. Cry like baby. - 你都沒認真聽 - 唧唧歪歪 像個孩子
Don't kick stuff. 別踢東西
You're being a really bad friend. 你真不夠朋友
You bad friend! 你才不夠朋友
- You know what we call you? - No. - 你知道我們怎麼喊你嗎 - 不知道
We call you the stupid Avenger. 我們喊你蠢復仇者
You're tiny Avenger! 你是小復仇者
What, are you crazy? 你瘋了嗎
Yes. 是啊
You know what? 知道嗎
Earth does hate you. 地球是恨你
No. 不要
I'm sorry 很抱歉
I said those things. 我說了那些話
You're not the stupid Avenger. 你不是蠢復仇者
Nobody calls you the stupid Avenger. 沒人喊你蠢復仇者
It's okay. 沒事
You just can't go around throwing shields at people. 你不能隨便沖人仍盾牌
Could have killed me. 差點殺了我
I know. I'm sorry. 我知道 對不起
I just get so angry all the time. 我總是好生氣
Hulk always, always angry. 綠巨人總是很生氣
I know. We're the same, you and I. 我知道 我們是一樣的
We're just a couple of hot-headed fools. 我們就是倆魯莽的傻瓜
- Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, - Mum - 是啊 一樣 綠巨人是火 - 嗯
Thor like water. 托爾是水
We're kind of both like fire. 我們都是火
But Hulk like real fire. 但綠巨人是真火
Hulk like raging fire. 綠巨人是烈火
Thor like smoldering fire. 托爾是陰燃火
Hulk, I need you to do something for me. 綠巨人 我需要你幫我個忙
Angry girl. 生氣姑娘
What's going on? What are you... 怎麼了 你
You're so thick-headed that you can't tell... 你就蠢到看不出
when someone's hiding all the way across 人家遠遠躲到了宇宙盡頭
the universe and wants to be left alone. 就是不想被打擾嗎
- We need to talk. - No, you wanna talk to me. - 我們得談談 - 不 你想跟我談
I need her to stay. 我需要她留下
Stay? 留下
Block. 擋住
Stay. 留下
- Please. - Please. - 拜託 - 拜託
All right. 好吧
Here's the deal. 這樣吧
I'll listen to you... 我聽你說
till this is empty. 喝光這個我就走
Asgard is in danger and people are dying. 阿斯加德有危險 人民在犧牲
We need to get back there. I need your help. 我們得回去 我需要你幫忙
Finished. Bye. 喝完了 再見
Odin is dead. 奧丁死了
Hela, the Goddess of Death, has invaded Asgard. 死亡女神海拉 入侵了阿斯加德
If Hela's back, then Asgard's already lost. 如果海拉回來了 那阿斯加德無望了
I'm going to stop her. 我要阻止她
- Alone? - Nope. - 一個人嗎 - 不
I'm putting together a team. 我在組建一支隊伍
It's me, you, and the big guy. 我 你還有大塊頭
No. No team. Only Hulk. 不 不組隊 綠巨人單幹
It's me and you. 我和你
I think it's only you. 我看是只有你
Wait. Just listen. The Valkyrie are legend. 求你 聽我說 女武神都是傳奇
Elite warriors of Asgard sworn to defend the throne. 阿斯加德的精英武士 發誓保護王權
I'm not getting dragged into 我不要再次
another one of Odin's family squabbles. 被捲入奧丁的家庭糾紛當中
- What's that supposed to mean? - Your sister. - 這話什麼意思 - 你姐姐
Her power comes from Asgard, same as yours. 她的力量來自阿斯加德 你也是
When it grew beyond Odin's control 當奧丁無法控制她的力量
she massacred everyone in the palace... 她就屠殺了王宮裡的每個人
and tried to seize the throne. 企圖奪取王位
When she tried to escape her banishment... 她企圖逃離驅逐時
he sent the Valkyrie in to fight her back. 他派女武神去抵抗她
I only survived because... 我能生還只是因為
Look, I already faced her once 我已經迎戰過她一次了
back when I believed in the throne... 那是我還相信王權的時候
and it cost me everything. 而我失去了一切
That's what's wrong with Asgard. 這就是阿斯加德的問題
The throne, the secrets, the whole golden sham. 王權 秘密 金色的騙局
I agree. 我同意
Don't get familiar. 別太親近了
I agree. 我同意
That's why I turned down the throne. 所以我拒絕了王位
But this isn't about the crown. 但關鍵不在於王位
This is about the people. 而是人民
They're dying and they're your people, too. 他們要死了 他們也是你的人民
Forget it. 忘了他們吧
I have. 我就做到了
- Okay. - Okay. - 好吧 - 好
- Good. Great. - Great. - 好 很好 - 很好
- Thank you. - For what? - 謝謝 - 謝什麼
For this. 這個
Didn't see that, did you'? 你沒看到吧
There... That's better. 那麼 這下好多了
You know, go ahead. 隨你吧
Stay here and enslave people for that lunatic. 留下 為那個瘋子奴役他人
Keep drinking, keep hiding. 繼續喝酒 躲藏
But me... 但我
I choose to run toward my problems 我會沖向我的麻煩
and not away from them. 而不是逃避它們
Because that's what... 因為
Because that's what heroes do. 因為 英雄都會這麼做
Friend stay! 朋友留下
Yes! 太好了
All right. 好了
Come on. 拜託
Welcome. Voice activation required. 歡迎 需要語音啟動
Thor. 托爾
Access denied. 訪問被拒
Thor, son of Odin. 托爾 奧丁之子
Access denied. 訪問被拒
God of Thunder. 雷神
Access denied. 訪問被拒
Strongest Avenger. 最強大的復仇者
Access denied. 訪問被拒
Strongest Avenger. 最強大的復仇者
Access denied. 訪問被拒
Damn you, Stark. 討厭 斯塔克
Point Break. 驚爆點
Welcome, Point Break. 歡迎 驚爆點
Friend 朋友
- stay! - No, no, no! Stop! - 留下 - 不 不 站住
Stay! 留下
Stop! Stop breaking everything! 綠巨人 別把飛機都撞爛了
Don't go! 別走
Nice work, big guy. 好樣的 大塊頭
We don't know where Ultron's headed, 我們不知道奧創要去哪
but you're going very high, very fast. So, 但你飛得很高很快
I need you to turn this bird around, okay? 所以 你得駕駛飛機返航
We can't track you in stealth mode. So... 隱匿模式追蹤不到你 所以
I need you to help me out. Okay? 你得幫幫忙 好嗎
I need you to... I need you to... I need you to... 你得 你得 你得
No! No, Banner! 不 不要班納
Oh, jeez. 天呐
Banner. 班納
Hey, hey, hey. 嘿 嘿 嘿
You all right, Banner? 沒事吧 班納
Sun's going down. Sun's going down. 太陽快下山了 太陽快下山了
That's it, breathe. 好了 呼吸
I won't hurt you. 我不會傷害你的
Sun's going down. 太陽快下山了
- Thor. - Yeah. - 托爾 - 是啊
What happened to your hair? 你頭髮怎麼了
Some creepy old man cut it off. 有個猥瑣的老頭給我剪了
- It looks good. - Oh, thanks. - 挺帥的 - 謝謝
Where are we? Oh, how's Nat? 我們在哪 小娜呢
- Uh, Nat is good, I'm sure. - Is she okay'? - 小娜肯定挺好的 - 她沒事吧
- And what about Sokovia? - Sokovia? - 索科威亞呢 - 索科威亞
The city, Sokovia. Did we save it? 索科威亞 那座城市 我們救下它了嗎
- Banner, listen. - What? - 班納 聽我說 - 怎麼了
Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years ago. 索科威亞 奧創 那是兩年前了
What are you saying? 你什麼意思
What? 什麼
I've been Hulk for two years? 我做了兩年綠巨人嗎
I'm afraid so. 恐怕是的
What the hell happened? 發生了什麼事啊
Banner, there's something you should know. 班納 你需要知道一件事
Voice activation required. 需要語音啟動
- Banner. - Welcome, - 班納 - 歡迎
strongest Avenger. 最強大的復仇者
- Uh, what? - Ship's log. - 呃 什麼 - 飛行日誌
Thor, where are we? 托爾 我們在哪
Yeah, about that. 嗯 關於那個
Sakaar, hear ye. Attention please. 薩卡 請注意
I have some bad news. 我有壞消息
My beloved exalted champion has turned up missing. 我最愛的尊貴冠軍失蹤了
Take to the streets. Celebrate my champion. 上街去為我的冠軍歡慶吧
- Who's that? - He kind of runs the place. - 那是誰 - 他算是這裡的統治者
You actually lived at his house for awhile. 你在他家住了好一陣
- I did? - Yeah. - 是嗎 - 是啊
Quite a let's happened. You and I had a fight recently. 發生了好多事 我們倆最近打了一架
- Did I win? - No, I won. Easily. - 我贏了嗎 - 沒有 我贏了 很輕鬆
Doesn't sound right. 感覺不對呢
Well, it's true. 就是如此
It seems that that criminally seductive 看來那個誘拐犯
Lord of Thunder has stolen him away. 雷王把他偷走了
Seductive God of Thunder. We need to move. 是誘拐犯雷神 我們得走了
Oh, no. 糟糕
This is bad. 這太糟了
This is really, really bad. 這太糟糕了
Thor, 托爾
I think I'm freaking out. 我在抓狂
No, no, no. 別別
Don't freak out. You're okay. Put these on. 別抓狂 你沒事的 穿上這個
These are Tony's clothes. 這是托尼的衣服
- I know, come on. - Is he here? - 我知道 穿吧 - 他也在嗎
No, he's not here. But listen. Just stay calm, okay? 不 他沒在 聽著 保持冷靜
The sun's going down. The sun's getting really low. 太陽快下山了 太陽要下山了
Sun's going down. 太陽快下山了
I'm upset! 我很生氣
I'm very upset. 我非常生氣
You know what I like about being upset? The blame. 知道我喜歡生氣的哪一點嗎 怪罪
Right now, that's the mindset that I'm in. 現在 我就想做這個
And you know who I'm blaming? 知道我怪誰嗎
- Grandmaster, I can... - Hey! - 宗師 我可以 - 嘿
Don't interrupt me! 別打斷我
Here you go. 給你
Why are you handing me the melt stick? 你幹嗎把融化棍遞給我
He was interrupting. 他打斷了我
That's not a capital violation. 那又不是死罪
Where was I? 我說到哪了
My precious champion has come up missing... 我的寶貝冠軍不見了
and it's all because of that Lord of Thunder. 這都是因為那個雷王
It's all because of him. Your brother. 都怪他 你哥哥
Whatever the story is. Adopted, or complicated. 不管你們怎麼回事 是領養還是另有隱情
I'm sure there's a big history. 我相信有很多淵源
And your contender... 他是你帶來的參賽者
My dear friend... 親愛的朋友
if you were to give me 12 hours, 如果你能給我12小時
I could bring them both back to you. Alive. 我可以把他倆都活著帶回來
I could do it in two. 我兩小時就能做到
I could do it in one. 我一小時就能做到
Let's stop there. 打住吧
You know what? I woke up this morning 知道嗎 我今早醒來時
thinking about a public execution. 想的是公開處決
But for now, I'll settle for this sweet little... 但現在 我可以安於
"Who's gonna get him first?" "誰能先抓到他"
So, you're on the clock. 所以 你們得抓緊了
What have you done? 你做了什麼
I don't answer to you, lackey. 我不聽命于你 狗腿子
It's Loki. 是洛基
And you will answer to the Grandmaster. 你要聽命于宗師
Why would you help 你為什麼
my brother escape with that green fool? 要幫我哥哥和那個綠傻瓜逃跑
I don't help anyone. 我不幫任何人
You're a Valkyrie. 你是個女武神
I thought the Valkyrie had all died gruesome deaths. 我以為女武神都慘死了
Choose your next words wisely. 接下來要說什麼想好了
I'm terribly sorry. Must be a very painful memory. 非常抱歉 那記憶一定很痛苦
The sun's going down. It's getting really low. 太陽快下山了 要下山了
The sun's going down 太陽快下山了
The sun's going down. 太陽快下山了
- It's getting real low. - Oh, shoot. - 要下山了 - 哦 該死
- Sun's getting low. - Would you stop saying that? - 太陽快下山了 - 你能不能別念叨了
I just need you to stay calm. 我就是需要你保持冷靜
Calm? I'm on an alien planet! 冷靜 我在外星球上
It's just a planet. You've been on a planet before. 反正就是個星球 星球你也是去過的
Yeah. One. 是啊 就一個
Now you've been on two. That's a good thing. 現在你去過倆了 這是好事
- It's a new experience. - Oh, my god. - 這是新體驗 - 天呐
My neurons, they're firing faster 我的神經元 已經在超過
than my brain can handle the information. 我大腦資訊處理速度地運作了
The whole thing is totally different this time. 這次的感覺完全不一樣
In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I 以前 我一直覺得我和綠巨人
each had a hand on the wheel. 各有一隻手把著方向盤
But this time, it's like he had the keys 但這次 就好像他拿了車鑰匙
to the car and I was locked in the trunk. 而我被鎖在後備箱裡
All right, well, you're back now. That's all that matters. 你現在回來了 這才最重要
No, it's not what matters. 不 不是的
What I'm trying to tell you, is that 我就是想告訴你
if I turn into the Hulk again... 如果我再變成綠巨人
Banner may never come back. 班納可能就再也回不來了
And we're stranded on a planet 而且我們還困在
that is designed to stress me out. 一顆一切都讓我緊張的星球上
We're not stranded. I'm gonna figure out a way to get us home. 我們沒被困 我會想到辦法回家的
- Thank you. - Not your home, - 謝謝 - 不是你家
though. Asgard. My home. 我的家 阿斯加德
What? 什麼
Listen, my people are in great danger. 聽著 我的人民身陷危險
You and I, we have to fight this really powerful being... 你和我 我們得去擊退一個非常厲害的人
who also happens to be my sister. 碰巧她還是我姐姐
Okay, that is so wrong on so many... 好吧 這太離譜了
I don't wanna fight your sister. 我不想打你姐姐
- That's a family issue. - No, she's an evil being. - 這是家庭問題 - 不 她是邪惡化身
I don't care what she is. 我不管她怎麼樣
I'm not fighting any more beings. I'm sick of it. 我不要再打誰了 我受夠了
- What? - I just told you. - 什麼 - 我剛跟你說了
If I turn into the Hulk, 如果我再變成綠巨人
I am never gonna come back again. 我會變不回來的
- And you don't care. - No, no. - 你都不在乎 - 不不
I'm putting together the team. 我要組建一支隊伍
The Hulk is the fire. 綠巨人是火
Wait, you're just using me to get to the Hulk. 等等 你是在利用我得到綠巨人
- What? No! - It's gross. - 什麼 不 - 真過分
You don't care about me. You're not my friend. 你才不在乎我呢 你不是我的朋友
No! I don't even like the Hulk. 才不是 我都不喜歡綠巨人
He's all like... 他就
"Smash, smash, smash. " "砸扁 砸扁 砸扁"
I prefer you. 我更喜歡你
Thanks. 謝謝
But if I'm being honest, 但老實說
when it comes to fighting evil beings... 在對抗邪惡化身這件事上
he is very powerful and useful. 他是很強大很有幫助
Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful, too. 班納也很強大很有幫助
Is he though? 是嗎
Ok. How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero. 好吧 綠巨人有幾個博士學位 零
How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven. 班納有多少個博士學位 七個
Fine, you don't have to fight anyone. 好吧 你不用打任何人
But we're in danger here, so we have to move. 但我們在這裡有危險 我們得走了
What are you doing with that? 你拿那個做什麼
I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive. 我需要偽裝 我是逃犯
- I need a disguise. - You are the disguise. - 我也需要偽裝 - 你就是偽裝
- I'll be Tony Stark. - What? - 我裝成托尼·斯塔克 - 什麼
Yeah. Tony and the gypsy. 嗯 托尼和吉普賽人
No, no, you're not Tony. You're Bruce. Bruce Banner. 不 你不是托尼 你是布魯斯·班納
Then why did you dress me up like Tony? 那你為什麼把我打扮成托尼
Because you were naked. 因為你光著呢
Okay, I'll give you that. 好吧 這是個好理由
What are you doing? Stop doing that! 你幹什麼呢 別亂抓了
Tony wears his pants super tight. 托尼的褲子好緊
- Stop it! - I'm sorry. - 別抓了 - 抱歉
- Why are you being so weird? - I don't know. - 你為什麼怪怪的 - 我不知道
Maybe the fact that I was trapped for two years... 或許我在一個怪物體內
inside of a monster made me a little weird. 困了兩年所以才怪怪的
Hey. Shh. It's okay. 嘿 沒事的
You're good. Calm down. Come on. 你沒事的 冷靜下來 走吧
Listen, we're gonna go to Asgard... 我們去阿斯加德
and you're not gonna have to think about the Hulk ever again. 你再也不用去想綠巨人了
- All right? - All right. - 好嗎 - 好
Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! 綠巨人 綠巨人 綠巨人
Oh. This is bad. 這可太糟了
Banner! Banner! 班納 班納
Banner! 班納
Thor! 托爾
Hi. 嘿
I was gonna do that. 我正打算那麼做呢
Yeah, well, I did it first. 我先做了
That's good. 很好
What are you doing here? 你在這兒幹什麼
What are you doing here? I thought you were leaving. 你在這兒幹什麼 你不是要走嗎
I got sidetracked. 出了點小岔子
What's with the... 這是怎麼
It's my disguise. 是我的偽裝
But I can see your face. 但我能看到你的臉
Not when I do this, you can't. 我這樣你不就看不到了
Your hair looks nice. I like what you did with it. Change it? 你髮型不錯 我喜歡你的處理 換過嗎
Washed it maybe? 還是洗了
What are those things on her eyes? 她眼睛上那個是什麼
Are those the people that she's killed? 是她殺過的人嗎
She's so beautiful and strong and courageous. 她好美 強壯又勇敢
Who is this guy? 這傢伙是誰
- He's a friend. - Who? Me? - 我嗎 - 我朋友
- I'm Bruce. - I feel like I know you. - 我是布魯斯 - 我覺得我認識你
I feel like I know you, too. 我也這麼覺得
Look, I've spent years in a haze, 聽著 我多年來渾渾噩噩
trying to forget my past. 想忘記過去
Sakaar seemed like the best place 薩卡似乎是借酒消愁
to drink and forget, and to die one day. 忘記過去 混吃等死的絕佳之處
I was thinking that you drink too much, 我是覺得你喝得太多了
and that probably was gonna kill you. 可能會因此沒命
I don't plan to stop drinking. 我沒打算停止喝酒
But I don't wanna forget. 但我不想忘記
I can't turn away anymore, so... 我不能再扭頭不管了 所以
if I'm gonna die, well, 如果我要死
it may as well be driving my sword 那不如是為了把我的劍
through the heart of that murderous hag. 插進那個屠夫婆娘的心臟
- Good. - Yeah. - 很好 - 嗯
So, I'm saying that I wanna be on the team. 所以 我是說 我想加入你的團隊
Has it got a name? 有名字了嗎
Yeah, it's called the Revengers. 嗯 叫報仇者聯盟
- Revengers? - Because I'm getting revenge. - 報仇者 - 因為我要報仇
You're getting revenge. 你也要報仇
You too. Do you want revenge? 還有你 你想報仇嗎
Uh. . Uh... I'm undecided. 呃 呃 我還沒決定
- Okay. - Also, - 好 - 另外
I've got a peace offering. 我還帶了示和禮物
Surprise. 驚不驚喜
Just had to be sure. 得確認一下
Hello, Bruce. 你好 布魯斯
So, last time I saw you, 上次我見你時
you were trying to kill everybody. 你想殺了所有人
Where are you at these days? 你現在都在忙什麼
It varies from moment to moment. 每時每刻都不一樣
Is that a Dragonfang? 那是龍牙劍嗎
It is. 是的
My God. 天啊
This is the famed sword of the Valkyrie. 這就是著名的女武神之劍
Sakaar and Asgard are about as far apart 薩卡和阿斯加德之間離得
as any two known systems. 不能更遠了
Our best bet is a wormhole just outside of city limits. 最好的辦法 是走城外的一個蟲洞
Refuel on Xandar, and we can be back 在山達爾補充燃料
in Asgard in 18 months. 18個月後就能回到阿斯加德了
Nope. We are going through the big one. 不行 我們要走大的那個
The Devil's Anus? 魔鬼屁眼
Anus? 屁眼
Wait, wait, wait. Whose anus? 等等 誰的屁眼
For the record, I didn't know it was 聲明一下
called that when I picked it. 我選的時候不知道它叫這麼個名字
That looks like a collapsing neutron star... 看起來像是在
inside of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge. 愛因斯坦羅森橋內坍縮的中子星
We need another ship. 我們需要另找艘船
That would tear mine to pieces. 它會把我的船撕成碎片
She's right. We need one that can withstand 她說得對 我們需要一艘能禁得住
the geodetic strain from the singularity. 奇點短程線拉力的船
And has an offline power steering system... 還得有離線動力轉向系統
that could also function without the on-board computer. 沒有機載電腦也能運行
And we need one with cup holders, 還得有杯托
because we're gonna die. So, drinks! 因為我們要死了 喝酒吧
Do I know you? I feel like I know you. 我認識你嗎 我好像認識你
I feel like I know you, too. It's weird. 我也覺得我認識你 好奇怪
What do you say? 你覺得怎麼樣
Uncharted metagalactic travel 穿過不穩定的宇宙傳送門
through a volatile cosmic gateway. 進行未知總星系旅行
Talk about an adventure. 這才叫冒險
- We need a ship. - Need a ship. - 我們需要一艘飛船 - 沒錯
There are one or two ships. 有那麼一兩艘飛船
- Absolute top of the line models... - I don't mean to impose... - 絕對是最頂尖的 - 你們不非得聽我的
But the Grandmaster has a great many ships. 但宗師有很多飛船
I may even have stolen 我可能還偷到了
the access codes to his security system. 他安全系統的密碼
And suddenly you're overcome with an urge 還突然難以抑制地想
- to do the right thing. - Heavens, no. - 行正義之舉嗎 - 天啊 不是
I've run out of favor with the Grandmaster... 宗師對我的好感已消磨殆盡
and in exchange for codes and access to a ship... 我用飛船和密碼
I'm asking for safe passage through the Anus. 換安全穿過屁眼
You're telling us that you can get usaccess 你是說 你能讓我們
into the garage without setting off any alarms? 進入機庫 而不觸發警報
Yes, brother. I can. 對 哥哥 我可以
Okay, can I just... A quick FYI. 好 我先 提醒你們一下
I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago... 我幾分鐘前跟他說話的時候
and he was totally ready to kill any of us. 他很想殺了我們
- He did try to kill me. - Yes, me too. - 他確實想殺我來著 - 是啊 我也是
On many, many occasions. 好多次呢
There was one time when we were children... 我們小時候 有一次
he transformed himself into a snake, 他變成了一條蛇
and he knows that I love snakes. 他知道我喜歡蛇
So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it... 我撿起蛇 好好欣賞
and he transformed back into himself 結果他變了回去
and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!" And he stabbed me. 大喊 "嘿 是我" 然後捅了我
We were eight at the time. 我們當時才八歲
If we're boosting a ship... 我們要偷飛船的話
we're gonna need to draw some guards away from the palace. 得把王宮的守衛引開
Why not set the beast loose? 放出野獸吧
Shh... Shut up. 閉嘴
You guys have a beast? 你們有野獸
No, there's no beast. He's just being stupid. 沒有 沒什麼野獸 他在胡說
We're going to start a revolution. 我們要挑起革命
- Revolution? - I'll explain later. - 革命 - 我過會兒再解釋
- Who's this guy again? - I'll explain later. - 他是誰來著 - 過會兒再解釋
Is that some sort of protoplasm, 你拉出來的
all the stuff that's coming out of you... 是原生質嗎
or are they eggs? 還是卵
Looks like eggs. 看起來像卵
I'm looking for Korg. 我找寇格
Who's asking? 誰找我
I know you're asking. 我知道是你
Is anyone else asking, or is it just you? 還有別人嗎 還是只有你
The Lord of Thunder sends his best. 雷王向你問好
The revolution has begun. 革命開始了
Revolution? How did this happen? 革命 怎麼會這樣
Don't know. 不知道
But the arena's mainframe 但角鬥場的
for the Obedience Disks have been deactivated... 服從圓盤主機被關掉了
- and the slaves have armed themselves. - Oh. - 奴隸都武裝起來了 - 哦
I... I don't like that word. 我不喜歡那個詞
Which? Mainframe? 哪個 主機嗎
No. Why would I not like "mainframe"? 不是 我怎麼會不喜歡"主機"
No, the "S" word. S開頭的那個
Sorry, the prisoners with jobs have armed themselves. 抱歉 在職囚犯們都武裝起來了
Okay, that's better. 這樣好多了
Hey, so, listen. We should talk. 聽著 我們應該談談
I disagree. 我不同意
Open communication was never our family's forte. 我們家從來就不擅長開誠佈公
You have no idea. 可不是呢
Been quite the revelation since we last spoke. 我們上次談過後發現的真相很是了不得
Hello. 你們好
Hi. 嘿
Odin brought us together. 奧丁讓我們聚在一起
It's almost poetic that his death should split us apart. 他的死讓我們分裂 還挺詩意
We might as well be strangers now. 我們現在與陌生人無異
Two sons of the crown, set adrift. 兩位王子 各自漂泊
Thought you didn't wanna talk about it. 你不是不想談嗎
Here's the thing. 問題是
I'm probably better off staying here on Sakaar. 我可能留在薩卡更好
That's exactly what I was thinking. 我也這麼想
Did you just agree with me? 你剛剛是在同意我說的話嗎
Come on, this place is perfect for you. 這地方太適合你了
It's savage, chaotic, lawless... 野蠻 混亂 無法無天
Brother, you're gonna do great here. 弟弟 你會在這兒如魚得水的
Do you truly think so little of me'? 你就真這麼瞧不起我
Loki, I thought the world of you. 洛基 我曾非常看重你
I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever. But 我以為我們能永遠並肩戰鬥
at the end of the day, you're you and I'm me. 但最終 你是你 我是我
I don't know, maybe there's still good in you. But 我也說不好 或許你還有一絲良心 但
let's be honest, 說實話
our paths diverged a long time ago. 我們早已分道揚鑣
Yeah. 是啊
It's probably for the best that we never see each other again. 或許我們還是再也不要見面了比較好
That's what you always wanted. 這不是你一直想要的嗎
Hey, let's do "Get Help. " 我們來演"喊救命"吧
- What? - "Get Help. " - 什麼 - "喊救命"
- No. I hate it. - Come on, you love it. - 不 我非常討厭 - 來嘛 你最喜歡了
It's great. It works every time. 這招多棒啊 每次都好使
- It's humiliating. - Do you have a better plan? - 太丟人了 - 你有更好的計畫嗎
- No. - We're doing it. - 沒有 - 那就這麼辦
We are not doing "Get Help. " 我才不要演"喊救命"
Get help! Please! 救命 求你們了
My brother, he's dying. Get help! 我弟弟快死了 救命
Help him! 幫幫他吧
- It's good. - Classic. - 完美 - 經典
Oh. Sun hate it. 我還是討厭
- It's humiliating. - Not for me, it's not. - 太丟人了 - 我又不丟人
Now, which one's the ship she told us to get? 好了 她讓我們上哪艘船來著
The Commodore. 司令號
Right. 好的
Though I feel it won't make much of a difference. 不過我覺得應該也沒什麼用
Oh, Loki. 哦 洛基
I know I've betrayed you many times... before 我知道我背叛過你很多次
but this time it's truly nothing personal. 但這次真不是針對你
The reward for your capture will set me up nicely. 抓到你的賞金會讓我過得很闊綽
Never one for sentiment, were you? 你果然從不是個重感情的人
Easier to let it burn. 無情會過得更輕鬆些
I agree. 我同意
Oh, that looks painful. 看起來好痛
Oh, dear brother, you're becoming predictable. 親愛的弟弟 你越來越好猜了
I trust you, you betray me. 我信任你 你背叛我
Round and round in circles we go. 一遍又一遍
See, Loki, life is about, it's about growth. 洛基 人生 是要成長的
It's about change. 是要改變的
But you seem to just wanna stay the same. 但你好像只想保持原樣
I guess what I'm trying to say... 我想說的是
is that you'll always be the God of Mischief... 你永遠都只是惡作劇之神
but you could be more. 但你本可不止如此
I'll just put this over here for you. 我就把這個留給你了
Anyway, all got places to be, so good luck. 好了 我們都還有地方要去 所以祝你好運了
All right, I can figure this out. 好了 你能搞定的
It's just another spaceship. 不過是又一艘太空船罷了
Loyal Sakaarians... 忠誠的薩卡人
Lord of Thunder has stolen my ship 雷王偷了我的飛船
and my favorite champion. 和我最愛的冠軍
Sakaarians, take to the skies. Bring him down. 薩卡人 升空 把他打下來
Do not let him leave this planet. 不要讓他離開這個星球
- Good shot! - Thanks. - 打得不錯 - 謝謝
Open the doors. 開門
Okay. 好
I hope that you're tougher than you look. 我希望你比看起來要堅強一些
Why? 為什麼
Shouldn't we be shooting back or something? 我們不該反擊什麼的嗎
Yes, we should. 是應該
Where are the guns on this ship? 這船上的武器在哪裡
There aren't any. 沒有武器
- It's a leisure vessel. - What? - 這是艘消遣船 - 什麼
Grandmaster uses it for his good times, 宗師用它來享樂的
orgies and stuff. 群交派對之類的
Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies? 她剛剛是說宗師用這船辦群交派對嗎
Yeah. 是的
Don't touch anything. 什麼都別碰
No! No! 不 不
- No! - No! - 不 - 不
Get inside! 進來
In a minute. 馬上
I should probably go and help. Here, take the wheel. 我該去幫幫她 你過來開
No. I don't know how to fly one of these. 不行 我不會開這個
You're a scientist. Use one of your PhDs. 你是個科學家 用你的博士學位去搞明白
None of them are for flying alien spaceships! 那些學位都不是外星飛船駕駛啊
Okay, come on. 好吧 拜託
There's gotta be a gun on this thing. 這上面肯定有槍的
That looks like a gun. 那看起來好像是槍
It's my birthday 今天我生日
Yeah! 好啊
Guys, we're coming up on the Devil's Anus! 夥計們 我們馬上就要進入惡魔屁眼了
There she is. 在那兒
Our ticket out of here. 我們逃離的途徑
Hey, what's this? 這是什麼
- Thank you. - Hey, man. - 謝謝 - 老兄
We're about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. 老兄 我們要跳上那艘超大飛船離開這裡
You wanna come? 要一起來嗎
You do seem like 你們看起來
you're in desperate need of leadership. 確實急需一位領袖
Why, thank you. 謝謝
Here we go. 來了
Shit. 該死
Asgardians... 阿斯加德人民
some misguided soul... 有不知好歹的人
has stolen the Bifrost sword. 偷走了彩虹橋之劍
Tell us where it is... 告訴我們它在哪裡
or there will be consequences. 否則後果自負
Bad ones. 嚴重的後果
Well? 有人說嗎
You. 你
No! Stop! 不 住手
Please. 求你們
Well? 動手啊
Executioner? 處刑人
Wait! 等等
I know where the sword is. 我知道劍在哪
I never thought I'd be back here. 沒想到我還能再回來
I thought it'd be a lot nicer. 我以為會更美一些呢
I mean, not that it's not nice. 倒不是說它不美
It's just, it's on fire. 只是著火了
Here, up here in the mountains. 看 山上
Heat signatures. People clustered together. 有熱信號 那裡聚集了很多人
She's coming for them. 她要去找他們了
Okay, drop me off at the palace 好 把我丟在王宮
- and I'll draw her away. - And get yourself killed? - 我去引開她 - 你想害死自己嗎
The people trapped down there are all that matters. 困在那裡的人才是最重要的
While I'm dealing with Hela, I need you two 我去應付海拉時
to help get everyone off Asgard. 你們得疏散阿斯加德的人民
How the hell are we supposed to do that? 我們要怎麼做啊
I have a man on the ground. 我在地面上有人接應
Asgard. 阿斯加德人民
She's here. 她來了
Now the ship has a gun. 這下飛船有火力了
I'll take it from here. 交給我吧
I found this in the armory. 我在武器庫發現了這個
Good luck. 祝你好運
Your Majesty... 陛下
don't die. 別死了
You know what I mean. 你懂我意思的
We must keep moving! 別停步
Go to the Bifrost! 去彩虹橋
Sister. 姐姐
You're still alive. 你還活著
I love what you've done with the place. 我喜歡你對這裡的改造
Redecorating, I see. 重裝修了啊
It seems our father's solution 看來我們父親解決
to every problem was to cover it up. 所有問題的思路都是掩蓋
Or to cast it out. 或驅逐
He told you you were worthy. 他對你說你有資格
He said the same thing to me. 他也對我說過這話
You see? 你瞧
You never knew him. 你根本不瞭解他
Not at his best. 沒見過他最輝煌的時刻
Odin and I drowned entire civilizations 奧丁和我曾讓整個文明
in blood and tears. 淹死在血淚之中
Where do you think all this gold came from? 你以為這些金子是哪來的
And then, 然後
one day he decided to become a benevolent king. 有一天他突然決定做個仁慈的君王
To foster peace, to protect life... 製造和平 保護生命
to have you. 生下你
I understand why you're angry. 我能理解你的憤怒
And you are my sister, and technically 你畢竟是我姐姐 嚴格講
have a claim to the throne. 有權繼承王位
And believe me, I would love for someone else to rule. 相信我 我也願意別人來統治
But it can't be you. You're just... 但那不能是你 你真是
The worst. 壞透了
Okay, get up. 好吧 起來
You're in my seat. 你坐在我的位置上了
You know, Father once told me... 父親曾對我說
that a wise king never seeks out war. 一位明君從不挑起戰爭
But must always be ready for it. 但必須時刻做好準備
Go back! 回去
Go! 回去
To be honest, I expected more. 老實說 我以為你有更大本事呢
Heimdall! 海姆達爾
The sword! 劍
Here's the difference between us. 我們的不同之處在於
I'm Odin's firstborn... 我是奧丁的長女
the rightful heir, the savior of Asgard. 合法繼承人 阿斯加德的拯救者
And you're nothing. 你什麼都不是
So simple, even a blind man could see it. 如此簡單 瞎子都看得清
Now you remind me of Dad. 這下你讓我想起了爸爸
The stupid dog won't die! 那只臭狗打不死
Everything's gonna be all right now. I got this. 沒事了 交給我吧
You wanted to know who I am? 你想知道我是誰
What the hell are you talking about? 你說什麼呢
You'll see! 你會看到的
You see? No one's going anywhere. 瞧 誰都別想跑
I'll get that sword... 我會拿到那把劍
even if I have to kill every single one of them to do it. 哪怕我為此要殺光他們每個人
Hey, man. 夥計
I'm Korg. This is Miek. 我是寇格 這是米克
We're gonna jump on that spaceshipand get out of here. 我們要跳上那艘飛船離開這裡
Wanna come? 要一起來嗎
Your savior is here. 你們的拯救者到了
Did you miss me? 想我了嗎
Everyone, on that ship now. 大家快上船吧
Welcome home. I saw you coming. 歡迎回家 我看到你來了
Of course you did. 當然了
It's a valiant effort, but you never stood a chance. 雖然是英勇之舉 但你們毫無勝算
You see... 瞧
I'm not a queen or a monster. 我不是女王 或怪物
I'm the Goddess of Death. 我是死亡女神
What were you the god of, again? 你是什麼的神來著
Even when you had two eyes... 就算是你有兩隻眼睛時
you'd see only half the picture. 也只能看清一半
She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't. 她太強大了 沒有錘子 我做不到
Are you Thor, the God of Hammers? Hmm? 你是托爾 錘子之神嗎
That hammer was to help you control your power, 錘子是用來幫你控制力量
to focus it. 集中力量的
It was never your source of strength. 不是你力量的源泉
It's too late. She's already taken Asgard. 太遲了 她已經奪下了阿斯加德
Asgard is not a place. Never was. 阿斯加德不是一個地方 從來不是
This could be Asgard. 這裡就可以是阿斯加德
Asgard is where our people stand. 阿斯加德是我們人民的所在
Even now, 而現在
right now, those people need your help. 那些人民需要你的説明
I'm not as strong as you. 我不像你那麼強大
No... 是啊
you're stronger. 你比我更強大
Tell me, brother. 告訴我 弟弟
What were you the god of again? 你是什麼的神來著
- You're late. - You're missing an eye. - 你來遲了 - 你缺了只眼睛
This isn't over. 還沒打完呢
I think we should disband the Revengers. 我覺得我們該解散報仇者
Hit her with a lightning blast. 用閃電打她
I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast 我剛用史上
in the history of lightning. It did nothing. 最大的閃電打她了 毫無作用
We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board. 我們得抵住她 直到大家都上了船
It won't end there. 那也不是個完
The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows. 海拉在阿斯加德待得越久 她就越強大
She'll hunt us down. 她會找到我們的
We need to stop her here and now. 我們得在此時此地阻止她
So what do we do? 我們怎麼辦
I'm not doing "Get Help. " 我不要再演"喊救命"了
Asgard's not a place, it's a people. 阿斯加德不是一個地方 是人民所在
Loki... 洛基
this was never about stopping Ragnarok. 我們根本不是要阻止諸神黃昏
This was about causing Ragnarok. 我們要引發諸神黃昏
Surtur's crown, the vault. 蘇爾特爾的王冠 在地堡裡
It's the only way. 只能如此
Bold move, brother. 真大膽 哥哥
Even for me. 我都不敢想
Shall we? 我們來吧
After you. 你先請
This is madness. 這真是瘋了
Go! Go, now! 走 快走
For Asgard. 為了阿斯加德
Hela! 海拉
With the Eternal Flame, 永恆烈火
you are reborn. 將讓你重生
Hela, enough! 海拉 夠了
You want Asgard, it's yours. 你想要阿斯加德 它是你的了
Whatever game you're playing, it won't work. 不管你在玩什麼把戲 不會成功的
You can't defeat me. 你休想打敗我
No, I know. 我知道
But he can. 但他能
No. 不
Tremble before me, Asgard! 在我腳下震顫吧 阿斯加德
I am your reckoning! 我是你的末日
The people are safe. 人民安全了
That's all that matters. 那才是最重要的
We're fulfilling the prophecy. 我們實現了預言
I hate this prophecy. 我恨這則預言
So do I, but we have no choice. 我也是 但我們沒別的辦法
Surtur destroys Asgard... 蘇爾特爾毀掉阿斯加德
he destroys Hela, so that our people may live. 才能毀掉海拉 我們的人民才能生還
But we need to let him finish the job, 但我們得讓他做完
otherwise... 否則
No! 不
Hulk, stop, you moron! 綠巨人 停下 你個白癡
Hulk, stop. 綠巨人 停下
Just for once in your life, don't smash. 就這一次 別砸了
Big monster! 大怪物
Let's go! 我們走吧
Fine. 好吧
I am Asgard's doom! 我是阿斯加德的末日
The damage is not too bad. 毀得還不算太嚴重
As long as the foundations are still strong... 只要地基還撐得住
we can rebuild this place. 我們還能重建
It will become a haven... 它可以成為
for all peoples and aliens of the universe. 全宇宙人民和外星人的避難所
Now those foundations are gone. Sorry. 這下地基是沒了 抱歉
What have I done? 我做了什麼啊
You saved us from extinction. 你讓我們免遭滅絕
Asgard is not a place... 阿斯加德不是一個地方
it's a people. 是人民的所在
It suits you. 挺適合你
Maybe you're not so bad after all, brother. 或許你也沒那麼壞 弟弟
Maybe not. 或許吧
Thank you. 謝謝
If you were here, I might even give you a hug. 如果你真在這裡 我或許還會抱抱你
I'm here. 我在這兒
Your throne. 你的王位
So. 那麼
King of Asgard. 阿斯加德國王
Where to? 我們去哪
I'm not sure. 我不確定
Any Suggestions? 有什麼提議嗎
Miek, where are you from? 米克 你是哪來的
Oh, Miek's dead. 米克死了
Yeah, no, I accidentally stomped on him on the bridge. 是啊 我剛剛在橋上不小心踩到了他
I've just felt so guilty, 我好愧疚
I've been carrying him around all day. 我抱了他一天了
Miek, you're alive! 米克 你還活著
He's alive, guys. 他還活著 哥們
What was your question again, bro? 你剛問什麼來著
Earth it is. 去地球吧
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Do you really think it's a good idea to go back to Earth? 你真覺得回地球是個好主意嗎
Yes, of course. 當然
The people of Earth love me. I'm very popular. 地球人民喜歡我 我很受歡迎
Let me rephrase that. 我換個說法
Do you really think it's a good idea 你真覺得帶我回地球
to bring me back to Earth? 是個好主意嗎
Probably not, to be honest. 老實說 或許不是
I wouldn't worry, brother. 別擔心 弟弟
I feel like everything's gonna work out fine. 我覺得一切都會沒問題的
Oh, boy. 天呐
I just gotta say, I'm proud of you all. 我想說 我為你們所有人驕傲
This revolution has been a huge success. Yay, us! 這場革命非常成功 大家好棒
Pat on the back. Pat on the back. 鼓勵鼓勵自己 幹得好
Come on. No? 來嘛 不嗎
Me too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. 我也是 因為我是其中重要的一部分
Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow. 沒有人去推翻 哪裡來的革命呢
So, you're welcome. 所以 不客氣
And, uh, it's a tie. 我們平手了
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