KISS ME BABY
Koi wa aserazu
Don't be impatient with love
Isoija dame dame
Rushing it is no good, no good
Kamisama oshiete yo
God, please let me know
Mou soutou muchuu demo
Am I already quite crazy about love?
Kimi ga warau to
But when you smile
Haato ga dokitto ne
My heart skips a beat
Shichau no naze kashira
I wonder why it does that?
Himitsu no tokimeki tomaranai
The secret throbbing of my heart just won't stop
Unlimited Translation
Works
Presents
You still don't know anything
Honto no watashi no koto
About the real me
Kimi wa mada nani mo shiranai
One by one, they accumulate
Hitotsu hitotsu fuete yuku
These firsts that belong only to the two of us
Futari dake no hajimete wo
It's because you join them all and hold me tight
Zenbu tsunaide dakishimeru kara
That I love you
Kimi ga suki
BABY BABY
Don't be impatient with love
Koi wa aserazu
Rushing it is no good, no good
Isoija dame dame
God, please let me know
Kamisama oshiete yo
Am I already quite crazy about love?
Mou soutou muchuu demo
But when you smile
Kimi ga warau to
Haato ga dokitto ne
My heart skips a beat
I wonder why it does that?
Shichau no naze kashira
This secret throbbing of my heart just won't stop
Himitsu no tokimeki tomaranai
UTW Staff Translator/Editor/QC: Raze Timer: Klipper Typesetter: Bob64
The preparations for the Christmas Party are going well,
Brother.
Yeah.
Hey, Kyouka...
Yes?
Let's invite Yamada-san to the party.
That's right. You can invite Kosuda-kun too.
I heard from Ichihara-san that you invited him to our house the other day.
Isn't this a great chance to get closer to him?
I-I guess you're right.
Young Master Keiichi completely misunderstands her.
Brother Bath
I'll invite them!
I'll definitely have Yamada-san and Kosuda-kun both come.
Then, I'll show you just how well they get along with each other, Brother.
With that, Brother should come to his senses!
The Christmas Eve of Year 2 Class H Take Me to the Bed <3
Morning.
Eh? Me too?!
Is it really okay?
Thank you, Kanejou-san!
Yay, I got one!
What's that?
Kanejou-san's throwing a Christmas Party at her house!
This is the invitation card.
Ah, right. Whatever.
Kanejou-san's brother and lots of other hot and rich guys will definitely be there!
If I hit it off with one of them, we'll both disappear into the Secret Room!
Secret Room?
They're high-class people, of course they'll have them!
A Secret Room...
Yamada, I...
Why are you being so reserved, huh?
Misato, how do you get to one of these Secret Rooms?
All you gotta do is wink at a butler!
Like this?
You sure know a lot, Misato!
It's all in the recent teenage-girl comics!
Everyone, please be sure to come to the party at my place on Christmas Eve!
Okay!
Problem is, how do I invite Yamada-san when we both hate each other?
Shall I render her unconscious and then kidnap her?
Or should I call her out using Kosuda-kun as a hostage?
Give me an invitation!
Yes!
Yamada-san actually came for an invitation herself...
W-Weird.
Well, whatever.
Kosuda-kun.
You'll come too, right?
Actually, I...
Oh?
You actually think you can refuse me?
B-But...
Just go.
Huh? I thought you two hated each other?!
Carrot: First Sex
Alright, just you wait, Secret Room!
All she can see is the bait in front of her.
I'll have my first sex with Kosuda on the Holy Night!
Let's go!
Staff Room
Kanejou.
You're serving alcohol at your party?
Some of our guests are adults.
Of course, no alcohol will be served to my classmates.
People from outside the school are coming too?
Heirs of the largest corporations.
They all have excellent backgrounds.
Then I don't have a choice. I'll go, too.
I have the responsibility of supervising all of you.
Oh? A teacher's example, huh?
Why does she want me to go to Kanejou's party?
Isn't Kanejou-san's brother also going to be there?
I've already forgotten about Kanejou's brother.
I just want to be with you on Christmas Eve, Kosuda.
Don't worry.
You're the only one I want, Kosuda.
Right?
Takashi... I feel so sorry for you...
You got it wrong!
I'm usually pessimistic, so I thought I'd try to think on the bright side for once...
Time flies, and it's Christmas!
Holy night, holy night, hup!
Merry Christmas!
Welcome, to the Kanejou Christmas Eve Party!
This is her house?!
It's like a castle.
It is a castle.
It's bigger than a castle!
These ice statues... I can't even imagine the cost of the lighting them...
It probably exceeds our monthly salary.
No, both of us combined.
Why are there so many buildings?
That's the annex.
And that's the dog's kennel.
I don't care if it's the dog's kennel, I want it!
You're bringing it back?
Main
Building
Grand Hall
They're all high-class people?
They're all so attractive.
So elegant, and refined...
It's so hard to talk to them...
They'll probably make fun of us for being commoners...
Hello, nice to meet you!
Kobayashi went for it!
It's like there's a hunter behind her!
She's the man!
I'm good at cooking.
Oh?
Excuse me. I think I just saw my teacher over there, so I have to go and greet him.
Sigh.
As I thought, high-class people won't talk to us commoners even if we try.
Not true at all!
Look, Yamada's really popular!
Must be her face.
You're beautiful.
Would you like a glass?
You want to make me drunk, then carry me off to the Secret Room, huh?
I'm not that easy.
What's more, I have no time for that!
I have to bring Kosuda to the Secret Room!
Are you having fun?
It's such a waste for a girl like you to be a wallflower.
A-Actually, I...
No fair! Even Takeshita's getting attention.
Must be her boobs.
Hey!
That girl has a boyfriend!
That's dirty...
What about me? Me?!
I'm an authentic virgin girl!
I'm clean!
Miyano-chin, what are you looking at?
Kosuda-kun in a blazer coat...
He's wonderful...
There are all these hot and rich guys around, but she only has eyes for the most generic guy...
Yamada.
Wow, she's cuter than usual!
Let's both go to the Secret Room.
Ah, that guy looks like a butler!
Hurry up and take us to the Secret Room!
Why is she trying to attact another guy?!
Show my brother just how close the two of you are!
Now... it's about time.
What? What's happening?
Is that Santa Claus?
He jumped!
Merry Christmas!
Everyone, welcome!
It's Kanejou-san's brother.
It's been so long, Darling! You're so cool!
Wow.
A grand entrance.
Yamada-san.
Don't come-
Yamada-san, It's been so long. I missed you!
Darling!
I missed you!
Nice one, Misato!
I'm not wearing a bra today.
Do you even need one?
Yamada-san.
Kanejou!
Hurry up and take us to that room!
There's no point in hiding it.
That room?
No way...
Calm down, Kyouka.
There's no way Yamada-san would know about the Brother Room...
Yamada-san.
What do you mean by that room?
Brother.
You don't even know the Secret Room of your own house, you little virgin?
It's a room that'll scare the crap out of you once you see it!
Does it have something to do with me?
Brother, calm down...
Hurry up and go somewhere!
O-Okay. Kosuda!
Okay.
Yamada-san!
Oh no, I shouldn't have let them go!
I was supposed to show my brother just how well they get along with each other...
I'm such an idiot!
This room must be the study.
Yamada, what are you looking for?
A place where we can be alone together.
Yamada.
I actually also wanted...
... to be alone with you!
N-No!
I-I mean, there should be a better room somewhere!
Thinking about it, my first time should be at a nice place...
I would go to great lengths for the sake of my students.
Oh, but I'm a family woman when I'm away from work.
You're an amazing woman.
Really? All you have at home are cup noodles and beer.
How's that group?
This group's great, too!
I can't choose!
Are you guys really in a position to choose?
Who's your favorite opera singer?
O-Opera?
Once you pry off her facade, it's over for her.
And...
You look like you're doing fine at first glance, but you're actually lonely.
And yet another one is about to fall into the sweet trap.
She just came for the food.
Yamada-san isn't around.
Did she go home already?
Surveillance Room
Even if she's Yamada-san, there's no way she'd know about the Brother Room.
Now... where did the two of them run off to?
The eyes of the portraits of me hung in every room...
... are actually outfitted with surveillance cameras!
And of course, I've considered my brother's room as well.
Yeah, you considered how to spy on him.
I can't find them.
I'm lost!
Amazing!
I've never seen a bed with curtains before!
This is so it'll be fine even if another couple walks into the room while it's happening, right?
Which means... this is the Secret Room?!
We're finally here!
Isn't this somebody's bedroom?
Huh? N-No way.
Look at how gorgeous this room is. It must be a guest room.
I guess.
Alright, the time is ripe.
Sign: Demon Seal Condom Box
I'm completely prepared, and fully equipped!
You didn't have to bring the whole box.
Now, our first sex on the Holy Night!
Y-Yamada?
Kosuda, close your eyes.
Argh, whatever!
Since I've come this far, I'll just give myself to her!
On the bed is K-Kosu, Kosuda...
Don't lose it, calm down!
That's right, my clothes!
Censored Demon Seal Censored
No no, isn't stripping piece-by-piece one of the basics of eroticism?
Corpse~~
Corpse...
I can actually do whatever I want to that body...
They're nowhere to be found.
There's no way they're in my room.
It's no easy matter to enter the family private rooms-
Sign: Surveillance Room
No! What are they doing on my bed?!
I should start by taking his clothes off...
Wait, where from? His tie? His jacket?!
Y-Yamada!
The time has finally come!
Don't switch channels.
That's my line!
Demon Seal
Condoms
Strong---------------est
Unsurpassed Strength
Super Strong!!
They've finally come this far!
Now, they just need to keep going.
Keep going until the very end!
Kanejou-san is watching?! A "Bare" Broadcast Just Shy Of The Limit!
Yamada-san and Kosuda-kun...
What are they doing on my bed?!
This is no joke, I have to stop them immediately!
Yamada unzipped my, unzipped my...
... zipper!
As a girl, she went so far...
Alright, I gotta do my best, too!
The wild Kosuda is kinda scary, but...
I'm happy...
Ah, here it comes!
Calm down, you've already experienced the deep kiss.
But, that was all messed up, so I don't really...
It's surprisingly rough...
What am I doing?!
Is this what high-class people do?
It's not like I want to watch Yamada's animal romance!
But you're watching it anyway.
Though, he's terrible at using his tongue.
He should bite me gently, or caress my teeth with his tongue...
He should study out of erotic cellphone novels more...
I moaned...
I'm so embarrassed...
But, I'm happy...
Record. Zoom.
More zoom!
Even more zoom!
That picture of Kanejou-san kinda bothers me...
Nooo!
Wait, if I show Brother this recording...
I can't! He'll know about the surveillance cameras if I do that!
What to do?
What should I do?!
Since it's come to this...
I'll bring Brother to my bedroom...
... and show him directly what they're doing!
Bare, too!
Huh? How do I take this off?
Crap, I have no idea!
No, if you do that...
Brother, where are you?
I have to find him soon!
Otherwise, we won't be able to see it bare!
We'll miss the chance to see it bare!
In that case, I'll just go there alone-
In other words, you just want to see it yourself.
But...
I'm scared to see it bare alone.
I have to watch it bare with someone, at least...
Yamada and Kosuda aren't around.
I wonder if things are going well?
Miyano-chi hasn't come back after she left to go to the bathroom, either...
Bareshita-san!
No, uhm... Takeshita-san!
Ah, Kanejou-san.
Could you come with me for a minute?
Huh? Me?
I don't mind, but is something the matter? Your face is r-
It's fine, follow me!
If she sees them bare, she'll be a valuable witness.
Ah, wait, Kanejou-san!
Hey hey hey hey, Darling!
Will you marry me?
Yeah.
Will you introduce me to your parents sometime?
Yeah.
Then, let's submit our marriage registration!
Yeah.
Yay!
Hot guy, hot guy...
Rich guy, rich guy...
I wonder if Yamada-san already went home?
She must be having a romantic Christmas Eve someplace.
She's having an erotic Christmas Eve in your sister's room.
I took it off!
Now for the bra...
Huh? Damn it...
Turn around!
Hurry up, turn around and show him, so I can captivate him...
That's right, turn around!
Bare, bare...
Bare boobs.
Bare.
Bare!
Bare?
Bare.
Bare!
Bare.
Bare!
Bare, bare, bare, bare...
H-Hang on, Kanejou-san!
If we don't hurry, the bare show will be over!
Bare?
Bare... bare tits!
It's completely different from when I felt it over her clothes!
It's moist...
And, the feeling of it on the palm of my hand is just-
Actually, stop!
... but I can't say that.
Bare, bare, bare...
Kanejou-san?
Why is she in such a hurry?
It's not very big, but...
It's soft...
It's so damn soft!
What are you crying for?
Amazing...
I can't stop myself from moaning...
This is too embarrassing...
Just from being touched by Kosuda, I'm...
But I can't...
I can't...
That's as far as you'll go!
Come out.
If you don't come out, I-I'll open the curtains!
I-I'll really open the curtains!
You have three seconds to open the curtains!
Here I go!
Oooonnneeee...
Nobody's there.
Nobody?
Really?
Yeah, look.
That was close!
Wasn't that Kanejou? How come?
Isn't this a room for couples at your party to have sex?
Hurry up and get out!
Though, that thing can shrink instantly at times like this?
The human body is full of mysteries.
Kanejou-san, what is this room?
It's my room.
Really.
That was Kanejou's bed?!
Wait, that means that's the place where Kanejou does this everyday...
Box: Butter
We almost had sex in Kanejou-san's bedroom?
What the hell am I doing?!
But, argh!
I don't want to be stopped halfway like this!
Should we just continue in here?
He might get it wrong in such a dark place, though...
But, that would be an experience of its very own!
The chance to watch it bare...
The two of them were still here just a little while ago!
Where could they be hiding?
Who could she be looking for?
Though, only that idiot could cause this much trouble.
Sex, sex...
For them to hide that quickly, they must be in the walking closet.
There's no other place.
That's right.
In that case, I might as well take them both out right here!
With that, Brother won't be led astray anymore.
Get ready for this.
Kanejou-san?
I suddenly don't feel very well...
I'm going to rest here for a bit.
Please return to the party, Takeshita-san, and have fun.
Uh, umm...
Could it be that you're looking for Yamada?
O-Of course not.
This is it!
We're gonna get found out!
Meow~
Yamada's such an idiot.
It's a cat.
Now, could you please return to the party first?
No, but inside your closet-
The Kanejou family keeps pets in our closets.
That can't be true!
Didn't it just go "meow"?
Wasn't that Yamada's voice?
Return to the party!
Now, there's no one to distract me...
I'll torment them slowly,
and maybe feed them to the Doberman dogs...
Or shall I throw them off Tokyo Bay as food for the fish?
The door of the Brother Room is...?!
Ah, Kanejou-san!
Why is Miyano-san coming out of the Brother Room...
I'm sorry.
I have a terrible sense of direction...
Before I realized it, I was in a strange room...
Just how lost were you to end up in there?
She's a ditz, so there's no helping it!
Ah... that means she saw the Brother Room...
Aah, Kanejou-san!
Hang in there!
Somebody, somebody!
I don't really know what happened, but Miyano saved us.
Let's take this chance and run.
Ohoho, and things were just starting to get good...
I had no idea, Kyouka.
Brother.
I didn't know I was this important to you, Kyouka...
Brother, I...
I'm happy, Kyouka.
Ah, I'm so happy!
Brother...
Ah, she's awake!
Are you okay, Kanejou-san?
Miyano-san?!
Thank goodness.
You collapsed all of a sudden, you really scared me...
By the way, you actually collected that much merchandise of your brother, Kanejou-san?
I understand how you feel!
If they were all Kosuda merchandise, it'd be so awesome!
Who would've thought she'd understand your feelings?
My body's so warm...
My heart's never beaten this fast before...
Could it be that how good it feels will be amplified if you leave it for later?
So the Sex Gods are directing us to maximize the pleasure of our first experience?
Not really...
Obviously not.
Maybe I was too rushed in wanting to have my first experience.
I shouldn't be so desperate, and take things slowly.
Yamada.
Let's continue where we left off somewhere- oww.
Yamada?
Don't be so desperate.
Slowly... okay?
That's true.
I got carried away and rushed things too much.
Let's go on a date tomorrow.
A Christmas date.
By slowly, you actually meant tomorrow?
Nice one, Yamada!
Yeah! See you tomorrow!
Good for you both.
A message from Daisuke!
Well, good night!
Things seem to be going just fine for her, as usual.
Well, try hard tomorrow, Yamada.
Kosuda too.
By the way, as for the others...
... their spoils are zero!
Well, of course.
Misato, you...
Oh no~
They found out I registered to marry my darling by myself!
Called to the courthouse on the charge of officially registering false information...
This is no joke!
Hehe.
Tada.
To Be Continued!
Dakishimete
I want to hug you tight
Aitakute
I want to see you
Kagayaku muunraito
The moon shines bright
Garasu no kutsu mo konya wa iranai wa
I won't be needing the glass slippers either tonight
Daarin
Darling
Mabuta tojita noni
I close my eyes
Fureau shunkan
But the moment we touch
Sameru yume gyunto naru
I awake from my dream and my chest tightens
Nee mukae ni kite yo
Hey, come pick me up
Mama ni mo naisho de
But don't tell Mom
Tsukiakari wo abite
Bathing in the moonlight
Hora watashi hadashi no purinsesu
Look, I'm the barefoot princess
Dakishimete
I want to hug you tight
Aitakute
I want to see you
Kagayaku muunraito
The moon shines bright
Tokenai mahou futari ni kaketa
I've cast an everlasting magic spell on us both
Yakusoku yo
Promise me
Mou nido to
That you'll never
Hanasanaide ne
Let go of me again
Garasu no kutsu mo konya wa iranai wa
I won't be needing the glass slippers either tonight
Daarin
Darling
Preview
Kosuda.
It's been a year and nine months since I met you.
It passed by so quickly.
It really feels like it's only been three months!
Hey hey...
But there's no time to feel sad!
We're running out of time!
The next episode will finally be the last.
A generous triple feature!
Goodbye, farewell, forever and ever!
Be sure to watch!
Please do!