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幾年前
在南極洲 Antarctica.
生物極難生存 An inhospitable wasteland.
但即使在這地球最嚴寒的一端 But even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom,
仍有生命存在 we find life.
且不是平凡的生命 And not just any life.
而是企鵝 Penguins.
它們歡樂嬉戲 蹣跚而行 Joyous, frolicking, waddling,
可愛極了 cute and cuddly life.
看 它們毛茸茸的肚子前後相碰 Look at them tumbling onto their chubby bum-bums.
誰會想到這些活潑雪白的傢伙 Who could take these frisky little snow clowns...
等等 有人知道我們要去哪麼 Seriously? Does anyone even know where we're marching to?
-有什麼關係呢 -我從不問東問西的 - Who cares? - I question nothing.
-我也是 -我也是 - Me, too. - Me, too.
好吧 那我們就飛到最前面去 Well, fine! We'll just fly
看看我們到底要去哪裡 to the front of the line and see for ourselves.
科沃斯基 瑞哥 開啟空中探險模式 Kowalski! Rico! Engage aerial surveillance.
走吧 來啊 快點 Here we go! Doing it! Come on!
老大 我們好像不能飛 Skipper, we appear to be flightless.
那這是用來幹什麼的 Well, what's the point of these?
哇 我喜歡 可以當做我們的招牌動作 Whoa! I like it! Hey, this could be our thing!
叫什麼呢 就叫擊掌好了 What are we gonna call it? Let's call it the... "High one."
嘿 你們看見了麼 那個蛋滾走了 誰去把它找回來 Hey! Anybody see that? That's an egg! Is someone gonna go get it?
-我們不能那麼做 -為什麼 - We can't do that. - Why not?
外面的世界很危險的 我們只是企鵝 Well, it's a dangerous world out there, and we're just penguins.
負責可愛就好 You know, nothing but cute and cuddly.
要不然為什麼 Yeah. Why do you think
總有人在拍我們 there are always documentary crews filming us?
安啦 孩子們 Well, sorry, kid. You know,
我們每年都會遺失一些沒出生的寶寶 自然規則而已 we lose a few eggs every year. It's just nature.
好吧 自然規律 說得好像有道理 Oh, right, nature. I guess that makes sense, but...
但是 something...
骨子裡總有一些聲音告訴我 something deep down in my
這一點也不合常理 gut tells me that it makes no sense at all.
我決定了 我要反對自然規律 You know what? I reject nature!
誰要和我一起 Who's with me?!
那是艘廢棄的船 沒有人能活著從那裡走出來 The old ship. No one's ever returned from there alive.
怎麼會 下面就有一隻鳥 看起來很悠閒 Relax, Kowalski. There's a bird down there now. Look, he's fine.
豹斑海豹 大自然的毒蛇 Leopard seals... nature's snakes.
大自然的毒蛇不是蛇麼 Aren't snakes nature's snakes?
我怎麼會知道 我天天住在這凍原裡 How should I know? I live on the flipping frozen tundra.
它們要吃那個蛋 快想辦法讓我下去 快 They're going for the egg! Give me a way down there, ASAP!
我們現在需要做的就是 All one would have to do
找到足足300英尺高的海草 然後 is collect 300 feet of kelp, dry it in the...
弱小又無助 這些企鵝寶寶凍壞了 Tiny and helpless, the baby penguins are frozen with fear.
它們知道要是掉下懸崖 會必死無疑 They know if they fall from this cliff, they will surely die.
甘特 推它們一下 Gunter, give them a shove.
我們用訓練水母 ...harnessing the jellyfish
的口令行事 we've trained to obey simple voice commands.
這才像話嘛 Now, that's more like it!
幹得好 瑞克 別讓他得逞 That-a-boy, Rico! Don't let him have it!
哇 這樣就安全了 Okay. I guess that works.
快跳到高地方去 Get to high ground!
-哇哈 -成功了 - Boo-yah! - Success!
-我建議趕快發火 -別 再等一下 - I'd recommend firing it now. - Nope, hold on.
我們真的應該立刻開火 We really should fire it.
我還沒有看見它的眼白 Not till we see the white of its eyes.
它們的眼睛都是純黑的 只有很少的眼白 幾乎沒有 They're mostly pupil. Very little white. Almost none!
多少也該有一點吧 They got to have a little bit of white, right?
-沒有又怎樣 -如果它們只往一邊看呢 - None whatsoever. - What if they look really far to the left?
開炮 Fire in the hole!
科斯基 分析一下狀況 Kowalski, analysis?
我們真是酷斃了 We are really awesome at this.
兄弟們 成功了 任務達成 Boys, we did it! Mission accomplished!
嘿 我們真的成功了 擊掌 Hey, hey, we can do our thing. High one!
棒 Yes!
我的錯 My bad.
看 生命的奇跡 Look. It's... it's the miracle of birth.
這一刻 格外的美麗 A moment... of extraordinary beauty.
噢 好噁心 我嘴裡全是黏液 Oh, that's disgusting! I think I have amniotic sac in my mouth!
哦 Whoa!
你們好 你們是我的家人麼 Hello. Are you my family?
你沒有家人 我們都活不長了 不好意思 You don't have a family, and we're all going to die. Sorry.
啥 What?
怎麼了 我以為你們也是這個意思 What? I thought that was what we were all nodding about.
誰都不會死 我們都是你的家人 孩子 No one's gonna die! Know what you've got, kid?
你有我們 我們會一直在一起 You've got us. We've got each other.
我們就是一個家庭 And if that ain't a family, I don't know what is.
你真可愛 So adorable.
科沃斯基 我們的航程會怎樣 Kowalski, what's our trajectory?
-95%的可能我們會死翹翹 -那5%的可能性呢 - 95% certain we're still doomed. - And the other five percent?
獲得企鵝史上從未有過的探險和榮光 Adventure and glory like no penguins have ever seen before.
-就選它了 -我們要去哪裡 - I'll take that action. - But where are we going?
未來 同志們 The future, boys.
輝煌的未來 Glorious future!
輝煌的未來
這破歌 吵的我都要吐了 That song! I swear it's gonna make me lose my salmon.
老大 聲音越來越大了 Singing getting louder, Skipper!
動作加快 誰去把那個傢伙的假髮拿下來 Then move faster! Somebody get that wig off Private.
科沃斯基 報告狀況 Kowalski, status report!
我受夠這首歌了 I'm really getting tired of this song.
在馬戲團最大的好處 Well, the best part of owning a
就是可以用大炮瞬間轉移 circus is you can transport a cannon over state lines.
馬達加斯加的企鵝
十年前的今天 你出生了 Ten years ago on this very day, a tiny egg hatched,
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讓我們這個家庭更加美好 所以今天 菜鳥 and our world got a little bit cuter. So tonight, Private,
翻譯：梨叔 Reckless JessieJ
我們一起 we celebrate your birthday
潛入諾克斯堡的黃金存放處來為你慶生 by infiltrating the United States gold depository at Fort Knox!
校對：冬可哥 婁小胖 金剛妹
特效：CAS
-太酷炫了 -什麼 - Splendid! - What?
壓制：hhjie
同志們 在那了 There she is, boys.
那就是我們邪惡的欲望 唾手可得 The object of our unholy desire. The butter on our biscuit.
總監：Bezero
-同花順 -老大 - The royal flush. - Skipper?
注意 不能隨意打斷別人講話 Private, what's our rule about interrupting analogies?
-抱歉 你繼續 -算了 不想說了 都怪菜鳥 - Sorry. Please continue. - The moment's gone. Private ruined it.
我們接近目標了 Sir, we're approaching our target.
但是 隊長 我 But, Skipper, I really...
你在質疑我的領導能力麼 菜鳥 Are you questioning my leadership, Private?
-沒有 長官 -真可惜 - No, sir. - Too bad.
因為我只尊敬有膽量的士兵 'Cause I respect a soldier with some moxie.
真的可以嗎 其實我覺得我們應該 Really? Then I really think we should...
哇 哇 哇 別馬後炮了 烏鴉嘴 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dial back the moxie, sass-mouth.
哦 你還是那麼可愛 Oh, look at you. Still so adorable.
準備投彈 Fire in the hole!
睡覺時間 Night-night time.
啥 Wha...?
菜鳥 快點 Private, come on!
-請輸入密碼 -科沃斯基 你上 - Please enter pass code. - Kowalski, you're up.
-請輸入密碼 -瑞哥 聲波入侵 - Please enter pass code. - Rico, sonic incursion device.
拜託 現在還有時間開玩笑嗎 Oh, come on, you're kidding right?
老大 這是肯塔基州 他們都喜歡鄉村樂 Kentucky, Skipper. They do love their Flatt and Scruggs.
所有人准許進入 快進來喝杯冰茶吧 Y'all come in now, y'hear? Have yourself a iced tea.
菜鳥 如果全世界的東西你都可以擁有 Private, if you could have anything you wanted
你選什麼 in the whole wide world, what would it be?
老大 我想應該是 Well, gee, Skipper, I think to
成為隊伍中得力的一員 be a meaningful and valued member of this team.
好吧 我們給你準備了別的 Well, we got you something else.
自動販售機 A vending machine?
菜鳥 這可不是普通的自動販售機 not just any vending machine, Private.
這是專門出售 The last remaining home
美國保姆政府家中常備的 in America's nanny state for those succulent
超級美味的膨化美食 but chemically hazardous bits of puffed heaven called...
芝士條 Cheezy Dibbles!
生日快樂 小傻瓜 Happy ding-dong birthday, you little scamp!
謝謝你 Thank you!
自己動手 豐衣足食 You mess with the bull, you're gonna get the horns, Private.
菜鳥 自己去拿禮物吧 Now, hit that machine and get your present.
我們入侵了全美安全係數最高的機構 We just broke into the most secure facility in North America.
你知道這意味著什麼嗎 You know what that means?
我們要被通緝 We're wanted criminals
在逃亡中度過餘生 who'll be on the lam the rest of our lives,
時刻擔心被捕嗎 always feeling the hot breath of Johnny Law on our necks?
錯 這意味著我們是一隻精英小隊 精英中的精英 No! It means, as elite units go, we're the elitest of the elite.
我們第二 就無人敢稱第一 Top shelf in the bureau. The penultimate, plus one.
菜鳥哪去了 Where'd Private go?
哦 在這 D-3 Oh, there he is. D-3.
-哦 菜鳥現在售價多少 -3.50美刀 老大 - Oh, Private. How much is he? - He's $3.50, sir.
即使賣的是菜鳥 這價格也太離譜了 Well, that's outrageous. Even for Private.
長官 機器自己動了 Sir, the machine is alive!
小售貨機 我可不喜歡你這態度 I don't think I like your attitude, vending machine.
還有你定的價格 快放了它們 Or your prices! Release them!
這是 What the...?
威尼斯
-科斯基 分析戰況 -所有證據都表明 - Kowalski, analysis. - All evidence indicates...
我芝士條吃多了 I ate too many Cheezy Dibbles.
我們在明敵人在暗 我又渴炸了 We're behind enemy lines and incredibly thirsty.
瑞哥 帶我們越獄 Rico, bust us out of this delicious prison.
幹得漂亮 瑞哥 Nice work, Rico.
你是隊裡得力的一員 You are a meaningful and valued member of this team.
菜鳥 快跟上 別說話 Private, quit lollygagging. And regular gagging.
好黑 還有不詳的預感 我最不喜歡的兩種感覺都有了 Dark and ominous... Two of my least favorite traits in a room.
-快看 這有一個按鈕 -別碰 菜鳥 - Oh, look! A button. - Private, don't!
-我不是說了嗎 -對不起 你剛說啥 - Now, what have I told you about... - Sorry, what?
這看起來像可以殺人的雷射器 It looks like some sort of giant laser sent to kill us all, sir.
-這也有一個 -別按 - Another one. - No!
-什麼 -小淘氣們 - Wha...? - Naughty, naughty.
美麗的鳥兒就應該呆在籠子裡 Pretty birds belong in their cages.
太傷人心了 人家很高興見到你們呢 Now, that's just hurtful. And I was so happy to see you again.
老大 科斯基 瑞哥 Skipper, Kowalski, Rico...
還有這個可愛的小菜鳥 and sweet little Private. Boop!
你是誰 Who are you?
人們都叫我布賴恩博士 The humans know me as Dr. Octavius Brine.
知名基因學家 芝士愛好者 Renowned geneticist, cheese enthusiast,
中央台慈善計畫的長期志願者 and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives.
但是你們認識的是曾經的我 But you know me by a different, much older name.
你們可能永遠也不想聽到那個名字 A name perhaps you'd hoped you'd never hear again.
像幽靈一樣 生活的陰影 A phantom! A shadow of a former life!
我 就 是 I... am...
戴夫 Dave!
-科沃斯基 -抱歉 長官 沒印象 - Kowalski? - Sorry, sir, no clue.
戴夫 Dave!
-戴夫 -戴夫 - Dave! - Dave!
-戴夫 -戴夫 - Dave? - Dave!
-戴夫 -戴夫 - Dave. - Dave!
抱歉 Sorry.
等等 我住在那邊 Wait. Wait. I... I live this way.
-戴 繼續 -你們真的記不得我了嗎 - Go ahead, Dan, continue. - You seriously don't remember me?
戴夫 戴夫 噢 是你啊 好長時間沒見了 Dave! Dave! Right! Oh, yeah, long time.
你妻子還好麼 How's the wife?
我根本沒結婚 I've never been married.
你們可能不記得我了 但我永遠也忘不了你們 You may not remember me, but I could never forget you.
我們一起來追憶一下 Let's shake up some old memories.
那是在紐約 New York City.
中央公園動物園 The Central Park Zoo.
生活原本很美好 Life was good.
寬敞的環境 給力的展廳 Roomy tank, great location,
絕佳的視野 monkey-house views.
當然還有 And, of course...
我的一群狂熱粉 my adoring legion of fans.
-酷 -戴夫 - Cool. - Dave!
一個會變魔術的章魚 The octopus of a thousand tricks.
-好厲害 -我當時受到萬千寵愛 - Awesome! - I was the total package.
-哇 -孩子們 - Wow. - Hey, kids!
你們一定要看看這個 快來 You got to see this. Get up here quick!
-快來 孩子們 快點 -然後你們來了 - Come on, kids. Come on... - And then you arrived.
它們好可愛 Oh, they're so adorable!
同志們 微笑 招手 Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
-你們搶走了我應有的一切 -它們太可愛了 - And took everything from me. - They're so cute!
-太可愛了 -你見過更可愛的麼 - They're so adorable. - Have you ever seen anything cuter?
四隻可愛的企鵝寶寶 Four adorable baby penguins.
從那以後 沒人喜歡我這只老章魚了 With you around, no one wanted an old octopus anymore.
戴夫 該走了 "Out you go, Dave."
然後我就被踢來踢去 And so it went, over and over,
-先是動物園 然後被扔到水族館 -爸爸 快看 - at zoo after aquarium. - Dad, look!
喂 擋到我看企鵝了 I can't see the penguins, man!
你們包攬了所有的表演秀 Adorable penguins stole the show.
我的人生卻不再輝煌 While I was shunned.
被人遺忘 Forgotten.
不被人喜歡 Unwanted.
孤獨 Alone.
聽起來好糟糕 That sounds awful.
確實 Oh, it was.
然後我意識到 有些人不廢吹灰之力就受人喜愛 I came to realize some creatures are born to get all the love.
我們這些人什麼都得不到 The rest of us get nothing!
這麼多年支撐我的唯一信念就是 The only thing that has kept me going all these years is my
一定要報仇 burning thirst for revenge!
還有我全球的雪景水晶球 And my precious souvenir snow globe collection.
你有毛病嗎 What is wrong with you?!
噢 戴瑞啊戴瑞 Oh, Daryl, Daryl, Daryl,
你不能把你的遭遇都怪罪我們 you can't blame us for what happened to you.
當然可以 這就是復仇 Can. That's how this whole revenge thing works.
用這個 我就可以徹底摧毀你們 And with this, I finally have the power to destroy you.
哎呀 Crikey!
此處Nicolas Cage與著名影星尼古拉斯凱奇諧音 尼古拉斯 抓住它們 Nicolas, cage them.
鄧尼斯 我有不好的消息告訴你們 I've got some bad news for you, Dennis.
你惹錯鳥了 因為我們是打不敗的 You messed with the wrong birds. Because we are an elite unit,
精英中的精英 會讓你不堪一擊 the best of the best. Cream of the corn on a platinum cob.
我們會抓住你的致命綠色炸彈 And we're gonna take your deadly
然後離開這裡 green goop and sashay right out the exit hatch.
那就讓我瞧瞧你們的厲害吧 And just how are you going to do that?
裝配秘密武器 Deploy secret weapon.
-芝士 辣死我了 -快走 - The cheese, it burns! - Roll out.
給我追 After them!
同志們 像在古巴那次一樣 All right, boys, it's just like Cuba.
出租 Taxi!
來點音樂 歡快點的 How about some music? Something chase-y.
它們追來了 Here they come.
-快走 -快劃 快劃 - Let's move. - Stroke! Stroke! Stroke again!
再劃快一點 Stroke some more! Stroke!
快劃 快劃 抱歉 快劃 Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Sorry! Stroke! Stroke!
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你們這群笨蛋要打架麼 出手吧 So you squeegees want to do the gondola mambo? Let's dance.
我的媽 我看不見路了 Mother-of-pearl, that stings! I've lost visual.
-科沃斯基 帶路 -左邊 - Kowalski, be my eyes. - Left.
右邊 右邊 往上 Right, right! Up!
低頭 Duck.
-解決了 -擊中 長官 - I think I got 'em. - They are down, sir.
幹得漂亮 Excelente.
-老大 -他們追上來了 - Skipper! - They're back up.
我們無路可逃了 And we are running out of canal.
老天爺啊 全力備戰 Parker Posey! Go all-terrain.
你會嫁給我麼 Will you marry me?
一號引擎失效 We've lost engine one!
-二號也是 還有三號 -四號 - And two and three. - Four!
-啟用緊急備用裝置 -是的 老大 - Switch to emergency power. - Aye, aye, Skipper.
前面是一車西瓜 沒路了 We've got melons! Dead ahead!
我能看見了 瑞哥 綠色炸彈 I can see. Rico, the glowy thing!
又看不見了 Venetian blinded again!
-我們被圍堵了 -啟動自毀程式 - We've been boarded. - Initiate self-destruct sequence.
-漂亮 -喔 - Nice. - Whee!
說真的 沒想到我們還真有自毀程式 Frankly, I'm surprised we had a self-destruct sequence.
同志們 作戰準備 All right, boys, battle stance.
我們正在準備著呢 長官 We're in battle stance, sir.
很好 準備突破重圍 Okay, good. Now we spring our trap.
還不確定被困的是誰呢 I'm not sure they're the ones that are trapped, sir.
科沃斯基 還記得我們 Kowalski, remember our
講過的沒啥幫助的計畫麼 little talk about true but unhelpful comments?
-是的 長官 -有的時候還是要隨機應變 - Yes, sir. - Sometimes we just have to wing it.
哇 Wow.
抱歉 老大 是我低估了你的作戰計畫 Sorry for underestimating the plan, Skipper.
科沃斯基 我理解 以後不要再質疑我了 It's okay, Kowalski. Just don't ever doubt me again.
這到底是怎麼回事 Now, what the heck is going on?!
企鵝們 淡定 Remain calm, penguins.
你們現在受北風特工局的保護 You are now under the protection of the North Wind.
救你們就不用謝了 You're welcome.
我的天啊 My gosh.
你們這群傢伙太可愛了 太太太可愛了 You guys are so cute. You guys are just so, so cute!
毛茸茸 And cuddly.
嘿 走開 別抱了 Hey, get away! No more hugs!
好像被毛茸茸的小狗舔一樣 It's like being licked by a basket full of puppy dogs.
大力熊 大力熊 Corporal! Corporal!
導航路線回北風特工局總部 Chart a course back to North Wind headquarters.
伊娃 通知他們我們帶證人過去 Eva, inform them that we're bringing in witnesses.
菜鳥 芝士條給我 Private, Dibble me.
我們不會跟你走的 We're not going anywhere with you.
我們都不知道你們是誰 We don't even know who the heck you are.
北風特工局是一群精英組成的 The North Wind is an elite undercover interspe...
北風特工局是一群精英 The North Wind is an elite under...
一群精英 An elite undercover interspecies...
負責幫助 ...task... force, dedicated to help...
幫助 helping...
負責幫助 Dedicated to helping...
幫助那些遭受困難的弱勢動物 Dedi... Dedicated to helping animals who can't help themselves.
-像企鵝 -是麼 那你是誰 - Like penguins. - Really? And you are?
-我的名字是機密 -機密 這是什麼 荷蘭話麼 - My name is classified. - Classified? What is that, Dutch?
-真心聽不懂你的口音 -你說什麼 - Can't really hear the accent. - Excuse me?
-這口音聽懂了 -我的名字不叫機密 - There's the accent. - No, my name isn't Classified.
我的名字是機密的 My name is classified
因為我是這個突擊隊的頭頭 because I am the leader of this strike team.
這是海豹 叫爆豹 擅長武器和爆破 The seal is Short Fuse, weapons and explosives.
這是大力熊 他是我們的大力士 The bear is Corporal, he's our muscle.
這是貓頭鷹伊娃 負責情報和分析 And the owl is Eva, intelligence and analysis.
好吧 機密探員 我們恰好也是一支精英隊伍呢 Well, Agent Classified, we happen to be an elite unit, too.
自毀程式已啟動 Self-destruct sequence activated.
-你們真應該給這些按鈕 - You know, you should really
貼上標籤的 -倒計時三 二 一 label these things. - In three, two, one...
我叫老大 是我們隊的頭兒 後面那位是科沃斯基 The name's Skipper. I run this outfit. Back there is Kowalski.
他是我們的行動參謀 說點機智的話 科沃斯基 He's the brains of our operation. Say something smart, Kowalski.
看見沒 他完全和我們不一個境界 See? He's working on a whole 'nother level.
還有瑞哥 他是我們的爆破專家 And Rico, he's our demolition expert.
他毀掉那沙發 He destroyed that chair
完全為了開心 就是這麼任性 for the sheer fun of it. No reason at all.
這位是菜鳥 And then there's Private.
他算是 我們隊的秘書兼吉祥物 He's... he's sort of our, you know, secretary/mascot.
-好萌 -好可愛 哦 不好意思 - Cute. - And cuddly. Oh, sorry.
我們來看看這又可愛又萌的手擋有什麼本事 Well, let's see how well "Cute and cuddly" Handles this next bit.
這狗狗門不錯嘛 Nice doggy door.
喔 Wow.
瞧瞧這個 Look at this.
喔 喔 喔 這地兒不錯嘛 機密先生 Well, well, well. Not a bad place you got here, Classified.
多謝誇獎 我不叫機密 Thank you. That's not my name.
到達十七停機坪 Arrival at pad 17.
北大西洋
南大西洋
印度洋
好了 小企鵝們 All right, tiny penguins,
在北風特工局 the best way for the North
保護像你們這種可憐動物的最佳方案是 Wind to protect helpless animals like yourselves
將布萊恩博士繩之以法 因為你們去過他的潛艇 is to bring Dr. Brine to justice. Now, you were inside his sub,
所以 你們要把知道的一切都告訴我 so I need to know everything you know.
-嘿 -趕緊把你們知道的全告訴我 - Hey! - Just tell me everything you know.
好吧 第一條 All right. Numero uno:
-千萬別在鬱金香之爭中相信荷蘭人 -鬱金香之爭 - Never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight. - Tulip fight...
加拿大正在秘密訓練一支大腳野人軍隊 Canada is secretly training an army of Sasquatch.
而熱狗 其實只有百分之十七是狗肉做的 Hot dogs are, in fact, only 17 percent actual dog.
不是讓你說每一件事 Not "Everything" Everything. Just...
只需要告訴我關於奧克塔維厄斯•布萊恩綁架你們的所有細節 everything regarding your abduction by Dr. Octavius Brine.
-你怎麼不早說呢 -什麼 - Why didn't you say so? - What?
我們小隊發現奧克塔維厄斯•布萊恩博士 My team has uncovered that Dr.
真實的名字其實是德里克 Octavius Brine is actually an individual known as Derek.
-戴夫 -是戴夫 章魚戴夫 - Dave. - As Dave the octopus.
是章魚麼 不 布萊恩博士不是章魚 他是 An octopus? No. Dr. Brine is not an octopus. He is...
一條章魚 正是如此 我們的情報也是這樣的 An octopus. Precisely. That's exactly what our intel indicated.
把羊放走 Release the sheep.
海陸戰隊研究所
不過你們肯定不知道的是 What you, of course, could not know is that Dr.
布萊恩博士在威尼斯的實驗室 Brine's laboratory in Venice
正在密研製一種 is secretly developing a
毀滅性武器 叫做美杜莎血清 doomsday weapon called the "Medusa Serum."
美杜莎血清
-但是你不知道的是 德里克 -是戴夫 - But what you don't know is that Dirk... - Dave.
-戴夫不會用他的巴祖卡血清 -是美杜莎血清 - Dave won't be using his bazooka serum... - Medusa Serum.
他的美杜莎血清嚇唬人了 Medusa Serum on anybody.
-這回說對了 -給他們看看 瑞哥 - That part is accurate. - Show him, Rico.
你偷了美杜莎血清 You stole the Medusa Serum?
偷了美杜莎血清 拯救了世界 Well, stole the serum, saved the day,
替你完成了任務 隨你怎麼說 did your job for you. Call it what you will.
-德比 -是戴夫 - Debbie! - Dave.
-戴夫 -他黑進了我們系統 - Dave! - He hacked into our system.
怎麼沒聲音啊 Where's the sound?
戴夫 你的麥克風沒打開 Dave. Your microphone, it's not on.
我什麼都聽不見 I can't... I can't hear anything.
按一下麥克風圖案的按鈕 Click on the button with the picture of the microphone.
-每次有壞人打進來的時候就會這樣 -你好 有人嗎 - Every time a villain calls in, this happens. - Hello? Hello?
現在能聽到了 但是又看不到了 Now we can hear you, but we cannot see you.
太煩人啦 每次都這樣 So annoying. Every time.
-就像和我父母視頻的時候一樣 -現在呢 - It's like talking to my parents. - How about now?
-吼吼 -棒呆了 - Hurray! - Great!
是啊 看到你了 太棒了 Yes, we've got you; that's fantastic.
-好極了 我們說到哪兒了 - Excellent. Now, where was I?
戴夫 Dave!
大家好 北風特工局 看來你們已經見過我的老朋友了 Greetings, North Wind. I see you've met my old zoo-mates.
誰跟你是朋友 我可不好你這口 We were never mates. There was no mating.
投降吧 戴夫 你已經黔驢技窮了 因為我已經偷了你那 Turn yourself in, David. You're powerless now that I've stolen
-寶貴的美杜莎血清 -什麼 就你 那不是你偷得 - your precious Medusa Serum. - What? You? You didn't steal that.
-都結束了 -都結束了麼 - It's over. - It's over?
那我為什麼還給你打電話 Then why did I call you?
好奇怪 哦 可能是為了給你看這個 Weird. Oh, maybe it was to show you this.
四隻企鵝可用不了這麼多血清啊 That is a lot of serum for four penguins.
哦 你以為就只針對你們四個麼 Oh, you thought this was just about you four?
不 不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
我們才剛剛開始 We're just getting started.
現在 恕我失陪 我要去購物 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do some shopping...
買點復仇用品 for revenge!
等等 怎麼關這個 Wait, how do you...
按哪個鍵 是紅色的還是 What do I push? Is it the red or...
我以為是這個 不是這個 I thought it was the... It's not this...
-有緊急情況 -轉到大螢幕 - Incoming alert. - Put it on the screen.
警告
柏林動物園有十五隻企鵝失蹤 The Berlin Zoo... 15 penguins missing.
柏林
-戴夫正在綁架其他企鵝 -辣麼可愛辣麼萌 - Dave's kidnapping other penguins! - No doubt cute and cuddly.
-我們必須行動 什麼 -我們必須行動 什麼 - We have to move! What? - We have to move! What?
-該我們上場了 -夥計們 快集合 - Time for our A-game. - Everybody, huddle up.
大力熊 準備好飛機 我去啟動北風澤塔程式 Corporal, ready the jet. I'm initiating North Wind Protocol Zeta.
倫敦公園又有十二隻企鵝失蹤 12 more penguins taken from London Zoo.
好了 夥計們 機會來了 Okay, boys, this is it. The
我們這輩子翹首以盼的任務 mission we've been preparing for our entire lives.
我們不拿下戴夫 誓不甘休 We're gonna take down Dave or die trying.
-科沃斯基 取消我們的表演課 -是的 長官 - Kowalski, cancel our improv class! - Yes, sir.
-瑞哥 上裝備 -好 - Rico, equipify. - Hi!
菜鳥 給爺笑一個 Private, do that little thing I like.
-還是很搞笑 -老大 有好消息 - It's still funny. - Skipper, good news.
-這次表演課取消不扣分 -長官 飛機準備好了 - I got them to credit our class. - Sir, the jet is ready.
好樣的 寶貝兒們 就像十九屆超級碗一樣 Oh, yeah, baby! Just like Super Bowl 19!
他們在偷我的東西 They're stealing my stuff!
不 這次任務不能交給 No! This mission has no place
一群搖頭晃腦的廢物企鵝們 for a pathetic waddle of useless penguins!
-說誰廢物呢 -夠了 - Who are you calling pathetic? - Enough!
看見沒 瑞哥 所以說好東西不能留給你 See, Rico, that's why you can't have nice things.
知道嗎 其實我也很懂電腦的 You know, I'm pretty good with computers myself.
穿上你們的睡衣吧 小企鵝們 Put on your jammies, penguin.
-他們睡著了更萌 -我可不這麼想哦 - They are even cute when they're asleep. - Not to me.
我要這些小鴨子離我遠一點 別攙和我的任務 I want these butterballs out of my way and out of my mission.
把他們運到安全屋 Ship them to one of our safe houses.
那個世界上最偏僻的地方 The most remote place on the planet.
國際快遞
目的地
馬達加斯加
-我們到底在哪兒 -空氣含氧量好低 - Where the heck are we? - Oxygen content is low.
我建議大家減少呼吸 I suggest we limit our breathing.
菜鳥 Private!
抱歉啦 我一飛起來就脹氣 Sorry! I get gassy when I fly.
-就是這樣 沒錯 -我們肯定是在飛機上 - Toot sweet! He does. - We must be on a plane.
北風特工局對我們做了什麼 What did North Wind do to us?
他們給了我們徽章 They gave us badges.
不是徽章 是鎮定飛鏢 Not badges, tranquilizer darts.
該死的機密 Classified!
那下流卑鄙的狗玩意想把我們踢出任務 That low-down dirty dog is trying kick us off the mission.
他覺得我們不能拯救企鵝 He thinks we can't save
就因為我們也是企鵝 the penguins because we're just "Penguins."
企鵝與我們血肉相連 他們是我們同類 Well, penguins are our flesh and feathers. They're us.
能拯救我們的只有我們自己 And if anyone's gonna save us, it's us.
但是老大 我們正在五英里的高度 But, Skipper, we've got to be five miles up.
-這樣我們的選擇就很少了 -我的選擇我做主 - That pretty much limits our options. - I make my own options.
帥呆了 老大 但是我們現在沖出飛機了腫麼辦 Brilliant move, Skipper, but now we seem to be outside the plane.
我剛才也是腦袋一熱 Well, kind of got caught up in the moment.
看來我真有後見之明 Well, hindsight's 20/20.
好了 科沃斯基 該你來善後了 Okay, Kowalski, your turn to pick up the slack.
哦 要不搭那架飛機吧 Oh, why don't we catch that plane?
鳥群撞擊 記錄下來 Bird strike, log it.
還有一個目標 在十二點方向 We've got another target at 12 o'clock.
好 也就十一點半 跟著我飛 寶貝兒們 我們要火速前進 Good, it's only 11:30. Follow me, boys! We're going in hot.
-別炫耀了 菜鳥 -對準頭等艙 - No one likes a show-off, Private. - Aim for first class!
我沒事 I'm okay!
科沃斯基 這飛機是往哪兒開的 Kowalski, where does this aircraft go?
看這麵包圈的奇怪形狀 我覺得是飛往巴黎 From the odd shape of this bagel, I'd say we're headed for Paris.
法國 算了吧 那裡的稅收太高了 France? Forget it! Not with their tax laws!
-那我建議空中轉機 -我准了 - Then I would suggest a mid-air transfer. - Affirmative.
花生 花生 花生 Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts, peanut,
花生 花生 花生 peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut!
-沒有花生了 老大 -那就椒鹽脆餅乾 菜鳥 - We're out of peanuts, Skipper! - Try pretzels, Private.
有了 Bingo.
香港
我們的飛機來了 兄弟們 There's our ride, boys.
我得走了 美女 危險就是我的情人 Can't stay, doll. Danger is my mistress.
瑞哥 再飛高點兒 Rico, more height.
椒鹽脆餅 脆餅 脆餅 Pretzels! Pretzels! Pretzel,
脆餅 脆餅 脆餅也沒了 pretzel, pretzels! We're out of pretzels!
是麼 我們走得正是時候 Yeah? Then we're leaving just time,
這些人都開始慌了 'cause these folks are gonna freak!
展開機翼 Deploy flaps.
瞄準目標 Stay on target!
會趕上的 我們會趕上的 We're gonna catch it, we're gonna catch it!
哎呀 我們趕不上了 Crikey! We're not gonna catch it!
等下 老大在哪兒 Wait a minute, where's Skipper?
是時候開開腦洞了 快抓住那些箱子 夥伴們 Time to get creative. Start grabbing boxes, boys.
去吧 Going long!
哦 菜鳥 別擺弄那些背包了 Oh, Private, stop playing
找點有用的 with those backpacks. Find something useful.
這才對嘛 我們開動吧 Now we're talking. Let's get to work.
四百米 400 meters.
-三百米 -說美國話 科沃斯基 - 300 meters! - Speak American, Kowalski!
抱歉 先生 218碼 109碼 Sorry, sir. 218 yards. 109 yards.
好了 下一步要做什麼很明確了 Okay, then. It's clear what we need to do next.
一小時之後
這個feel倍兒爽 That feels right.
跳的漂亮 夥伴們 回到文明社會來 Impressive bouncing, boys. Now, then, back to civilization.
要想打敗德克斯特 If we're gonna take Dexter down,
我們必須知道下一個目標在哪 we need to know where he's gonna strike next.
里約熱內盧
耶 Yeah!
進啦 Goal!
以利亞 請把他們帶走 Elijah, would you please take them away.
企鵝腳印 還是新鮮的 我們剛好跟戴夫錯過了 Penguin footprints, still warm. We just missed Dave.
-見鬼 讓他跑了 -那麼多企鵝啊 - Blast it, he's gone. - So many penguins!
-老大 他又開始暴躁飲食啦 -大力熊 - Boss! He's stress-eating again! - Corporal?
-好了 好了 -揉揉肚子不要生氣啦 - There, there. - Rub the angry out of the tummy.
大力熊 集中注意 Corporal? Fo... focus.
我們去拯救那些無助的企鵝 因為 We are going to save those helpless penguins, because...
因為我們是北風特工 而沒人 we are the North Wind, and no one...
沒人能夠阻擋我們 no one breaks the Wind.
沒人能阻擋我們 No one breaks the Wind.
這才是好熊熊 There's a good Corporal. Now,
我們已經拯救了那四隻企鵝 不是麼 we rescued those four penguins already, didn't we?
將他們舒適溫暖的運到了 Shipped them off all cozy and
馬達加斯加 為什麼會有嗶嗶響的聲音 snug to a Madagascar... How come there's beeping?
先生 那些企鵝 就沒到達馬達加斯加 Sir, those penguins... They never made it to Madagascar.
什麼 他們現在在哪兒 What? Well, where the dickens are they?
科沃斯基 報告我們的座標 Kowalski, what are our coordinates?
根據我的計算 From my calculations,
我們到達了愛爾蘭 都柏林的中心 we've arrived in the center of Dublin, Ireland.
上海
好了 勇士們 我們要入鄉隨俗 大河之舞 All right, soldiers, we got to blend in. Riverdance.
沒時間去親吻巧言石了 親們 No time to kiss the Blarney stone, boys.
我們需要找到戴夫的具體位置 要快 We need to find intel on Dave's location, pronto.
好? 你 告訴我戴夫在哪兒 快說 All right, you, where's Dave! Give us the goods. Spit it out!
別逼我用武力 Don't make me use shillelagh!
長官 那只是個魷魚寶寶 Sir, that's... That's a baby squid.
抱歉 孩子 Sorry, laddie.
淪落到這愛爾蘭島上 一點兒頭緒也沒有 Stranded on the Emerald Isle without a single clue.
-我跟愛爾蘭沒緣分啊 -老大 快看 - Well, so much for the luck o' the Irish. - Skipper, look!
天? 有人會說蓋爾語嗎 Begorrah! Does anyone speak Gaelic?
沒有 不過看起來戴夫沒閑著 No. But it looks like Dave's been busy.
他已經在瓜達哈拉哈偷走了企鵝 He's stolen penguins from Guadalajara!
-馬德里 -巴黎 - Madrid! - Paris!
-雅典 -班加羅爾 - Athens! - Bangalore!
-杜塞爾多夫 -大阪 - Dusseldorf! - Osaka!
-里約熱內盧 -內羅比 - Rio de Janeiro! - Nairobi!
-阿姆斯特丹 -巴吞魯日 - Amsterdam! - Baton Rouge!
戴夫收藏的雪花水晶球系列 Dave's snow globe collection.
他去了把他踢出來的每家動物園和水族館 It's every zoo and aquarium he got kicked out of!
別告訴我他去了哪兒 Don't tell me where he has been,
告訴我他下一站去哪兒 tell me where he will have has been next.
等等 這是什麼 瑞哥 這是本書 是電影 是舞臺劇 Wait, what is it, Rico? It's a book! It's a film! It's a play!
第一個詞 兩個音節 聽起來是 First word. Two syllables. Sounds like...
聽起來像上 Sounds like "Huuh"? Sounds like "Hyech!"
什麼城市以上字開始 What starts with "Hyech"?
上海 Shanghai.
戴夫還沒去過那兒 Dave hasn't been there yet,
老大 如果我們快點兒 可以阻止他 Skipper. If we hurry, we can still stop him.
幹得漂亮 瑞哥 Nice work, Rico.
收拾好傢伙 兄弟們 是時候去打擊犯罪了 Pack your bagpipes, boys. It's time to blow this potato stand.
就是這兒了 上海著名的都柏林區 So this is it. Shanghai's famous Little Dublin district.
-老大 看啊 -看見你了 菜鳥 - Skipper, look! - I see you, Private.
這位踮著腳的那男孩兒是誰呀 Who's the big boy standing on his tippy-toes?
-什麼 不是 我是說 -我只想一口把你吃掉 - Wha...? No, I mean... - I just want to eat you up.
老大 看 在菜鳥上面 戴夫的下一個目標 Skipper, look! Above Private! Dave's next target...
上海著名的企鵝美人魚 Shanghai's famous mermaid penguins.
好眼力 科沃斯基 你再次 Good eye, Kowalski. And once again,
證明了自己是 you've proved that you are
我們隊伍裡有價值的成員 a meaningful and valued member of this team.
女士們先生們 上海海底世界很榮幸向大家介紹 Ladies and gentlemen, Shanghai Marine World is pleased to present
世界聞名的美人魚企鵝 our world-famous Mermaid Penguins!
今晚 美人魚們將為全世界失蹤的企鵝 Tonight, our mermaids dedicate their performance
傾情奉上表演 to all the missing penguins around the world.
願你們安全 小夥伴們 無論你們在哪裡 Stay safe, little guys, wherever you are.
我們祝願你們早點回家 And we hope you come home real soon.
都把眼睛瞪大了 兄弟們 戴夫可是偽裝大師 Keep those eyes roving, boys. Dave is a master of disguise.
他可能會是一個小孩 一株植物 甚至是你或者我 He could be a small child, a house plant, maybe even you or me!
-是你嗎 科沃斯基 -嘿 等一等 - Is it you, Kowalski? - Hey, hold on.
等一下 Wait a minute.
找到了 裝得真像啊 戴夫 哢嚓 嘩啦 呱啦行動開始 Bingo! Nice try, Dave! Operation Flash, Splash and Crash is a go!
-棒極了 -各就各位 - Splendid! - Take positions.
企鵝餵食時間兩分鐘後開始 Penguin feeding time will begin in two minutes.
目標正在三十碼處靠近 Target, 30 yards and closing.
就位了 老大 In position, Skipper.
-瑞哥 彙報情況 -已就位 - Rico, report. - In position.
-菜鳥 聽著 -是的 老大 - For you, Private. - Yes, Skipper!
-這是你的美人魚套裝 -什麼 - Here's your mermaid costume. - What?
我們需要分散注意 而且 坦白說 We need a diversion. And, frankly,
這身你穿上最好看 you're the only one who can pull off that look.
但是我想做更有用的事 我想幫助我們團隊 老大 But I can do more, Skipper. I want to help the team.
真正的幫助團隊 如果你覺得我準備好了 其實我已經準備好了 Really help the team. If you think I'm ready, which I am.
如果你同意的話 甚至可能 你不同意 Assuming you agree. And perhaps even... if you don't?
我欣賞你的勇氣 士兵 I like the moxie, soldier,
但是現在 我需要你穿上那套衣服 but right now, I need a tail on that tush
擺出你最美的笑容 你信我嗎 士兵 and the cutest smile you've got. You trust me, soldier?
是的 老大 Aye, aye, Skipper.
嘿 餵食時間到了 Hey, it's feeding time!
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目標離危險地區十瑪遠 Target, ten yards from flashpoint.
菜鳥 該你上了 Private, you're up.
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你簡直美爆了 You just mermaid my day.
開始哢嚓環節 Flash is a go!
快看 他們把一隻美人魚放出來了 Look, they let one of the mermaids out of the tank!
-她好可愛啊 -沒見過比她更可愛的了 - Oh, she's so cute. - It's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
戴上眼鏡 Shields up!
目標已被閃暈 瑞哥 開始嘩啦部分 Target is stunned. Rico, bring the Splash.
好的 Yeah!
哦 你在這幹什麼呢 Oh, what are you doing out here,
小可愛 快來 回到水槽裡 cutie? Come on. Back in your tank.
保護好美人魚 快點發現 Secure the mermaids and find me...
章魚大衛 David the octopus.
有點晚嘍 北風特工 A little late, North Wind.
任務完成 擊個掌 Mission accomplished. High one!
大力熊 把那個 Corporal, take our prisoner...
屬於我們的犯人 收押入監 the one that belongs to us... into custody.
-什麼 -竟然把他化掉了 你們鳥鳥真變態 - What? - You melted him?! You birds are sick!
他從管道裡逃跑了 He's going in through the pipes!
老大 Skipper!
菜鳥 菜鳥 你快離開那裡 Private? Private! You got to get out of there!
-不不不 不不不 菜鳥 -老大 - No, no, no. No, no, no, no. Private! - Skipper!
菜鳥 Private!
-救命 -不要 - Help! - No!
好的 快走 Okay. Here we go.
快 快 快 Move, move, move!
他抓走了菜鳥 他逃走了 他逃走了 He's got Private! He's getting away. He's getting away!
-老大 北風特工局的飛機 -天助我也啊 - Skipper, the North Wind's plane. - Sweet chariot of the gods!
-但是你會開嗎 夥計 -不試怎麼知道 - But can you fly it, man? - There's only one way to find out.
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不 我還是看不懂 No, I... still can't read.
我們只好跟著感覺走嘍 Then we're going off-book.
不 不 不不不 No! No, no, no, no!
過了 過了 過了 過了 過了 Too much, too much, too much, too much, too much!
-我已經找到竅門了 老大 -拉起來 - I'm getting the hang of this, Skipper. - Pull off!
好? 我們來救你了 菜鳥 Good! We're coming for you, Private!
這些荒唐的小胖子們又讓大衛給跑了 Those ludicrous butterballs are letting David escape!
伊娃 保證道路通暢 短導引爆 大力熊 準備強行登機 Eva, secure transport. Short Fuse, Corporal, hitch us a ride.
開火 Fire!
接著 Go fetch.
保持平穩 Hold her steady.
長官 戴夫開得很快 我們的飛機太沉了 Sir, Dave is pulling ahead. We are too heavy.
哦 都怪我們的芝士條吃多了 Oh, curse our heavily cheese-dibbled diet!
瑞哥 給我來個西方赫爾辛基清倉大拍賣 Rico, give me a West Helsinki fire sale.
-好的 好的 -所有東西都扔掉 - Yeah, yeah. - Everything must go!
我了個 What the...
-全都扔了 長官 -你有沒有沖馬桶 - That's everything, sir. - Have you purged the chemical toilet?
-但是瑞哥在裡面便便了15分鐘 -讓你沖就沖 - But Rico was in there for 15 minutes! - Just do it!
不 不不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
-自毀程式倒計時 五 -不要啊 菜鳥 - Self-destruct sequence in five, - No, Private!
-四 三 而 -挺住啊 士兵 - four, three, two... - Stay strong soldier!
一 ...one.
老大日誌 Skipper's log.
我們在海上漂浮了好幾天的時候 Private has been kidnapped by Dave,
菜鳥已被戴夫綁架 while we have been cast adrift for what seems like days.
沒有食物 沒有淡水 No rations, fresh water...
也遠遠望不到陸地 or land in sight.
科沃斯基病得像條狗 Kowalski is sick as a dog.
而瑞哥 一直想要吃掉他 And Rico keeps trying to eat him.
拜託 請你住口吧 Just, please, just cut it out.
不知道我們還能堅持多久 Not sure how long we can hold on.
這可能是我最後一條記錄 This may be my final entry.
2004年的波爾多右岸 有梨和白桃的香味 2004 Grand Cru. Hints of pear, white peaches.
-三文魚味道太好了 -哦 我這輩子 - The salmon is delicious. - Oh, I have never been...
從來沒喝過這麼多 - ...more hydrated in my life.
-我來給你切塊三文魚 - Let me cut you a piece of the salmon.
-不用了 謝謝 我撐死了 - No, thank you. I'm stuffed.
-這是船上最美味的食物了 - It's the most delicious thing on the boat.
-我得松松我的多功能腰帶了 - I have to loosen my utility belt.
-不用了 我飽了 把它扔到海裡吧 - No, I'm full. Just dump it in the ocean.
要知道 我們可是同舟共濟的啊 You know, we're all in the same boat here.
其實 我們不是 Actually, we're not. And
而且 你應該稍微關心一下 perhaps you could express a little more concern
你們偷竊並且毀掉一架價值一千九百萬飛機的事實 over the fact that you stole and destroyed a $19 million vehicle!
帳單寄給我 Bill me.
-大力熊 大力熊 -我們收到了一條信號 長官 - Corporal? Corporal? - We're picking up a signal, sir.
信號在西南方向五公里處 It's five klicks southwest,
停在了那個小島上 but it stopped at that remote island.
陸地啊 Land?
幹得不錯啊 你找到陸地了 Good on you. You've tracked down some land.
不 你這個笨蛋 No, silly willy. We've
我們一直在跟蹤你們的小秘書兼吉祥物 been tracking your little secretary/mascot.
什麼 你們在菜鳥身上安了跟蹤設備 What? You put a homing device on Private?
其實每個人都安了 當我用飛鏢射你們的時候 All of you, actually, when I darted you.
你這下作 You low-down,
骯髒 污穢 齷齪 dirty, mangy, filthy,
長滿跳蚤 滿身騷臭的傢伙 flea-bitten, bum-sniffing toilet drinker!
但是 幹得好 But... good.
看見沒 我早說過了 See, I told you.
應該讓專業的來解決這些問題 You should've left this to the professionals.
892 892.
893 894 893. 894.
895 895.
你們好啊 Ahoy there!
企鵝們 Penguins.
我猜你們都想知道我為什麼把你們抓來 I bet you're all just dying to know why I brought you here.
-他會殺了我們的 -什麼 當然不會了 - He's gonna kill us all! - What? No.
我的美杜莎血清不會讓人死掉的 My Medusa Serum doesn't kill anyone.
-那有什麼好玩的 -那它會怎麼樣 - Where's the fun in that? - So, what does it do?
更加更加恐怖的事 Something much, much worse.
好吧 但是 具體是什麼 Right. But, like, what specifically?
我就是帶你們來見證這個的 Well, that's exactly what I came up here to show you.
我只需要一個實驗物件 All I need is a test subject.
你好啊 小小蟲 Hello, little buggy-boo!
是因為我叫的聲音太吵了嗎 我可以 哇 Is this about the chirping? 'Cause I could... Whoa!
哇 Whoa!
看好了 見證我釋放美杜莎血清 Behold, as I unleash the full power
全部能量的時刻 of the Medusa Serum.
發射 Fire!
太棒了 成功了 Yes! It works!
我創造了一個怪物 我創造了一個怪物 I made a monster. I made a monster!
你們這些可愛的企鵝就是下一個 And all you adorable penguins are next!
哎呀 Crikey!
誰說的 Who said that?
不是 No.
不是 不是 No. No.
是你 Yes!
先生們 你們還記得菜鳥 Gentlemen, you remember Private.
哦 嘿 Oh, hey.
你早晚會遭報應的 戴夫 You'll never get away with this, Dave.
我的兄弟們就要來了 My brothers are coming,
我們齊心協力一定會 and together we'll take a
毀掉你這骯髒的計畫 wrecking ball to your whole rotten operation.
停止獵鵝行動 各位 Call off the hunt, everyone.
看來精英小隊會自己送上門來的 Turns out the elite unit will be coming to us.
嗶 Boop.
伊娃 Eva?
你看到什麼了 What do you see?
一共有三十個敵人 My count is 30 hostiles.
三十一個 31.
有兩個站的很近 Those two are very close together.
我是說 身體上相互交疊 I mean, you know, intertwined,
但 並不是 physically, but... but not in...
集中精力 科沃斯基 Ixnay on the irtflay, Kowalski.
可憐的菜鳥 孤身一人 Poor Private. Alone,
身陷險境 helpless in the belly of that beast.
我們曾遇過很多高風險的困境 老大 We've faced some long odds before, Skipper,
但這是看起來是風險最高的 最詭異的一次 but these look like the longest and oddest.
我們若想成功 必須聲東擊西 If we're gonna pull this off, we'll need a diversion.
解除叢林偽裝 Deactivating jungle camouflage.
-你能小點聲麼 -聽著 機密特工 - Would you be quiet? - Listen, Classified...
短導引爆 你應該把他們拷在石頭上 Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the rock!
-少用全息圖像蒙我 -我嘗試了 但是他們沒有手 - Don't you hologram me! - I tried, but they don't have hands.
他們只有腳蹼 老大 They just have flippers, boss.
我也有腳蹼 所以根本拷不住的 And I have flippers! So it's flipping useless!
好了 大狗狗 如果你不和我們合作 All right, pooch. If you won't work with us,
那最好為我們工作 我們的計畫需要聲東擊西 you better work for us. Our plan requires a diversion.
我是這裡的老大 儘管讓我很頭疼 I give the orders around here. Much as it pains me,
但是你必須為我們的行動聲東擊西 聽懂了沒 I need you to act as our diversion for our operation, understood?
不要 這是我們的計畫 需要你去聲東擊西 Nope! This is our plan, and it requires you to cause a diversion.
-聲東擊西 -省東擊西 - Die-version. - Dih-version.
-聲 聲 聲 聲 聲 -省 省 省 省 省 - Die, die, die, die, die, die! - Dih, dih, dih, dih, dih, dih!
先生們 只有一個解決辦法 Gentlemen, there is only one way to resolve this.
-我們應該接吻 -制定計劃 - We should kiss. - Plan-off.
是的 制定計劃 我就打算說這個的 Yep, plan-off. That's what I was gonna say.
制定計劃吧 Plan-off.
這是戴夫的潛艇 Here's Dave's sub.
這個幼小 無助 And this young, helpless,
又脆弱的石頭是菜鳥 vulnerable rock is Private.
這是戴夫 And here's Dave.
你們四個吹牛大王去分散那調章魚的注意 While you four blowhards "Dih-vert" The octopi,
我們發動快速強烈的攻擊 we strike fast and strike hard!
嘿耶 動起來 夥計們 Hi-yah! Get on in here, boys!
狠狠打他 瑞哥 使勁兒 科沃斯基 解救人質 Slap him silly, Rico! Come on! Kowalski, free the hostages!
就是要這個效果 大塊頭 Now, that's what I'm talking about, big fella!
解救菜鳥之後 With Private freshly liberated,
我們來個名至如歸的擊掌慶祝 we celebrate with a well-earned high one,
再把戴夫的殘餘部隊一掃而光 有問題嗎 and feast off Dave's sweet remains. Any questions?
哇哈 別鬧 Whoa-hoa, hey, now!
哇 我是說 我真心佩服 Wow. I mean, truly impressive.
尤其是你抽打水果那一段 Especially the bit where you slap the fruit.
哦 大力熊 燈光暗點 短線引爆 眼鏡拿來 Oh! Corporal, dim the lights. Short Fuse, glasses.
不好意思 我得快點說 這個計畫很粗糙 My apologies. Had to rush a bit. The schematic's a little crude.
-這音樂是哪來的 -喔 - Where is that music coming from? - Wow.
好了 晚上九點五十分 老大 科沃斯基 和理查 是嗎 All right, at 21:50, Skipper, Kowalski and... Richard, was it?
把那些章魚從崗位上引開 Die-vert the octopi away from their posts.
十點整 短線引爆用一組 At 22:00, Short Fuse breaches the hull
水下自導納米電荷破壞船體 with a swarm of self-guided underwater nano-charges.
我叫它們 濕濕卡蹦 I call them "Wet kabooms."
-哦 不要這樣 -好吧 抱歉 - Yes, please don't. - Okay, sorry.
-到了十點零二 敲敲門 -是誰啊 - At 22:02, knock, knock. - Who's there?
-北風特工 -北風特工誰呀 - The North Wind. - The North Wind who?
北風特工沒時間解釋 The North Wind who doesn't have
敲門笑話 因為我們忙著 time for knock-knock jokes because we're too busy
扳倒大衛呢 taking down Dave.
私人訂制懸停油箱 檢查完畢 Personal hover tank... check.
自動瞄準助飛器 Auto-targeting wing mounts.
這個必須有 到十點零九 Why not? At 22:09,
任務完成 mission accomplished.
看見沒 我連頭也不回 See that? I don't even look back.
轟的一聲爆炸 我就瀟灑離場 There's a huge explosion, and I just keep walking.
帥呆了 老大 Way to go, boss!
-這才是北風 慫貨 -幹得漂亮 - That's North Wind, sucker! - Nicely done.
說了那麼多聽不懂一個字 La-di, blah, blah, blah, blah.
好計畫不僅僅是靠那些炫酷的玩意兒 A good plan is about more than effecty stuff and...
和豐富的辭藻 vocabulary words.
而你 你當然最會制定計劃了 And you, you... you certainly know a good plan...
我是說 你們在上海的行動 I mean, your operation in
最終以眼睜睜看著戴夫帶著你的夥伴逃跑告終 Shanghai allowed Dave to escape with... your boy.
我可沒丟過一名組員 那感覺肯定 糟透了 I've never lost a member of my team. It must feel... awful.
那種愧疚啊 後悔啊 Can't imagine the guilt, the regret,
那種不可名狀的感覺 難以想像 the feeling that, I don't know, that...
被抓的應該是你 it should have been you.
支持企鵝計畫的人有 All for penguin plan?
支持北風特工計畫的人有 All for North Wind plan?
他的計畫更好 His... his is better.
什麼 What?
抱歉 兄弟們 我這次不能帶領你們了 I'm sorry, boys, but I can't lead you this time.
但是 But...
我們是一個團隊 we're a team, and...
你是我們的老大 老大 and you're our skipper, Skipper.
我們不需要他們 We don't... we don't need these guys.
不 科沃斯基 但是菜鳥需要他們 No, Kowalski, but Private does.
我覺得 是時候交給專業人士來處理了 I think... it's time we leave it to the professionals.
-但是 長官 -就這麼定了 - But, sir... - It's settled.
我們聽從機密特工的命令 We take our orders from Agent Classified now.
這就是命令 瑞哥 That's an order, Rico!
好吧 機密特工 All right, Classified...
如何聲東擊西 what's the diversion?
這件丟人的事死都不能說出去 We take this shame to our graves.
雙手同意 Agreed.
嘿 Hey!
-幾點了 -十點整 - Time? - 22:00 hours.
收拾戴夫的時間到了 Time to take down Dave.
章魚大衛 把你的觸鬚舉起來 David the octopus, show me your tentacles.
所有的觸鬚 All of them.
我們甩掉他們了 老大 We lost them, Skipper.
別高興得太早 這些短襪勒得我蛋疼 Not a moment too soon. These hosen are riding up my bundesliga.
好了 兄弟們 抓好你們的椰子 捂好耳朵 All right, boys, grab your coconuts and hold 'em tight.
機密特工馬上就會扛著菜鳥 Classified should be walking away
伴著巨大的爆炸聲歸來 from a huge explosion with Private on his shoulder
三 二 一 來點歡迎儀式 瑞哥 in three... two... Give 'em a welcome home, Rico!
耶 就是這麼炫酷 戴夫 菜鳥回來了 Yeah! In your face, Dave! The Private is back!
-歡迎回家 菜鳥 -耶 棒棒噠 - Welcome home, Private! - Yeah! All right!
就這樣 好了 Here we go. All right.
長官 潛艇沒有爆炸 Sir, the sub didn't explode, and...
而且我擔心 放煙花是戰術上錯誤 I fear the... fireworks may have been a tactical mistake.
淡定 別慌 Stay calm! Do not panic!
勝利是屬於我們的 要充滿愛 不要憎恨 We will still win! Be full of love! Don't hate!
追尋夢想 熱愛自己 關愛他人 Follow your dreams! Love yourself! Love other people!
做真正的自己 Pick and choose your battles in life!
別讓其他人告訴你該怎麼做 Don't let anyone tell you what to do!
無視討厭你的人 愛你身邊的人 Ignore the haters! Love the one you're with!
-愛你身邊的人 -伊娃 - Love the one you're with! - Eva.
我知道 I know.
歡迎 老大 科沃斯基 還有淘氣鬼瑞哥 Welcome, Skipper, Kowalski and rootin'-tootin' Rico!
大夥兒全在這兒 真是太刺激了 The gang's all here! The mood is electric!
這是真的嗎 終於齊全了 Is this really, finally everybody?
好吧 戴夫 你做了什麼 All right, Dave, just what have you done with...
-菜鳥 -哦 兄弟們 - Private! - Oh! Guys!
-你現在怕了吧 戴夫 -真的嗎 - You're in for it now, Dave! - Really?!
無論如何 來得太及時了 現在 Anyway, great catching up. Now,
誰準備好進行活企鵝實驗了呢 who's ready to move on to live penguin testing?
你快把那殺傷性射線從菜鳥身上移開 You point that death ray away from Private right now!
這不是殺傷性射線 老大 他要把我們變成怪物 It's not a death ray, Skipper. He's gonna turn us into monsters!
沒錯 “接下來是什麼呢 戴夫” Yepper-doo! "And what comes next, Dave?"
入侵 Invasion!
可怕的變異企鵝 Horrible mutant penguins
被放到紐約的大街上 unleashed on the streets of New York City!
-你是魔鬼 -對 我是魔鬼 - You're the monster! - Yes! I'm the monster.
每一個人在我生命中的每一天都提醒我這一點 Everyone made that clear to me every day of my entire life.
但現在 讓我們瞧瞧 But now, let's see how much
當你們變成怪物時人們有多愛你們 everyone loves you when you're the monster!
-老大 -你不能奪走菜鳥的可愛 - Skipper! - You can't take away Private's cuteness!
他是最可愛的 那是他天生的 He's the cute one! That's-that's his thing.
-什麼 -那是小傢伙的所有 - What? - It's all the little guy's got!
你超級可愛 我們最好啟動 You are super cute. We better crank this up.
德魯 拜瑞 調動力量 Drew, Barry, more power.
-準備好了嗎 -談判失敗了 - Ready? - Negotiations have broken down.
瑞哥 迴紋針 把我們放出去 Rico, the paper clip! Bust us out of here!
我們需要那個迴紋針 趕快 戰士們 We need that paper clip! Chop-chop, soldier!
不 迴紋針去哪兒了 No! Where's the paper clip?
菜鳥 Private!
不 No!
-菜鳥 -哦 不 - Private... - Oh, no.
我肢解了他 I disintegrated him.
不應該啊 That wasn't supposed to happen.
你這個瘋子 你把他炸飛了 You maniac! You blew him up!
不 No.
哦 好吧 所以我們才要試驗 人們 Oh, well, this is why we test things, people.
下一次我會降低點能量 I'll have to lower the power for the others.
全速向前 紳士們 把這些怪物送去曼哈頓 Full speed ahead, gentlemen. The monsters are due in Manhattan!
對不起 Sorry.
哎呀 Crikey.
沒事 沒事 章魚 All right, all right, octopus.
無論戴夫給你多少錢 我會給你雙倍 Whatever Dave's paying you, I'll double it.
-你是同意了嗎 有人會說章魚的語言嗎 -對不起 - Is that a yes? Does anyone speak octopus? - Sorry.
-不會 完全不會 -他媽的 - No, not a clue. - Blast it.
你 放了 我們 You... free... us.
我們給你 許多魚 We give you... many fishes.
那是什麼 What is that?
-哦 太好了 -哦 不 我們就這樣了 - Oh, great. - Oh, no! This is it!
我可不想黏糊糊得死 I don't want to die all squishy!
我們死定了死定了死定了死定了 We're dead! Dead! Dead! Dead!
哦 不 我們死定了 Oh, no, we're dead!
死定了死定了 Dead! Dead...!
我只是按了一個按鈕 I pushed a button.
-太棒了 做得好 菜鳥 -做得好 - Super. Well done, Private! - Good work, malinki.
對 對 地 Yay. Yes. Yes.
按得超級棒 值得表揚稱讚 Excellent button-pushing. Compliment, praise, et cetera.
好吧 特工 我們繼續我們的任務 All right, agents, we are back in business.
等一下 老大 科斯基 瑞哥 還有所有的企鵝 Wait! Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, all those penguins,
-他們在那兒 -一大批章魚軍隊也在那兒 - they're this way! - And so is a massive army of octopi.
只有我們回到 And as soon as we return to the
北風總部 拿到最新的設備 North Wind headquarters, grab fresh equipment,
設想一個粉碎性的新計畫 and work up a smashing new plan,
我們會速速回來將戴夫拿下 we'll come speeding back and take down Dave.
但企鵝們現在身處險境 我們現在就得去 But the penguins are in danger! We have to go now!
別忘了 龐大的章魚軍隊 Again, huge army of octopi.
所以 因為你失敗過一次 你就要逃跑了 So, because you failed once, you're just running away?
我們沒有失敗 我們現在不是逃跑 We did not fail. And we are not running away.
我們只是在理智地重組 We're just very sensibly regrouping.
老大才不會在乎有沒有好的計畫先進的設備 Skipper wouldn't care. Plan or no, fancy equipment or no...
他不會丟下兄弟 he'd never leave a man behind.
那 我想我們不可能都成為企鵝 你說呢 Well, I suppose we can't all be penguins, can we?
不 No.
但或許你應該學學 But maybe you should be.
來吧 Come on.
好戲上演 同志們 紐約等著我們呢 Showtime, everyone! Big smiles for the Big Apple!
聽著 桃瑞絲 你把我們變成怪物 那然後呢 Listen up, Doris! You turn us into freaks, and then what?
你認為那樣做人們就會愛你 You think that's gonna make everybody love you?
不 但他們厭惡你們 No, but they'll despise you.
還有我確定那樣我會很高興的 And I'm sure gonna love that.
重大新聞 失蹤的企鵝們已經被找到啦 Breaking news! The missing penguins have been found!
好了 根據我的記錄 Okay. According to my notes,
基因研究者奧克塔維厄斯•布賴恩博士 genetic researcher Dr. Octavius Brine
已經找到了企鵝並 has found the penguins and is
把他們帶到紐約的炮臺公園 bringing them here to New York's Battery Park.
企鵝們回來了 哦 我的天哪 看 The penguins are coming back! Oh, my gosh! Look!
全世界的企鵝愛好者們 猜猜我找到了什麼 Penguin lovers of the world, guess who I found.
企鵝 企鵝 Penguins! Penguins!
這並不簡單 但看到企鵝們得到應得的待遇 It wasn't easy, but seeing the penguins get what they deserve
這一切都值得了 will make it all worthwhile.
這多麼奇怪 我好激動啊 What a weird thing to say! I'm so excited!
快 Do it.
老大 老大 老大 瑞哥 科斯基 Skipper! Skipper! Skipper! Rico! Kowalski!
好像我還能聽到他用微弱的聲音呼喊我們 It's like I can still hear his little voice calling to us.
你們得離開這兒 快走 You have to get out of there! Move!
“你有一頭老水牛 那兒 "You have a great otter, there.
-哞” -他會什麼要說“哞” - Moo." - Why would he moo?
你為什麼問我 我又不是菜鳥的靈魂 What are you asking me for? I'm not Private's little ghost.
不 No!
你準備好了嗎 Are you ready?!
太好了 Yeah!
太好了 Yay...!
你們的 Your new...
全新進化的 and improved...
企鵝們 penguins!
企鵝 企鵝 Penguins! Penguins!
什麼 Wha...?
哦 人們愛你們 去給他們一個擁抱吧 Oh, the people love you. Just go give them a hug.
別讓他們碰你 Don't let them touch you!
哦 不 發生什麼了 沒有人再喜歡你們了 Oh, no. What's happening? Nobody likes you anymore?
好吧 這樂趣和遊戲才剛剛開始 看這 企鵝們 Well, the fun and games are just beginning. Watch this, penguins.
快叫 職業消滅害蟲團隊 Somebody call... the exterminators!
當職業消滅害蟲團隊把你們抓走 你們就永遠回不來了 And when the exterminators take you away, you never come back.
哦 親愛的 Oh, dear.
哦 不 哦 不 哦 不 我要做什麼 我要做什麼 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. What do I do? What do I do?
哎呀 Crikey!
那就過來吧 你們想過去嗎 你們想挨揍嗎 Come on, then. You want to go? You want some argy-bargy?
漏了一隻 Missed one.
今天是公園最棒的一天了 What a wonderful day in the park.
等等 Wait!
慢著 你在做什麼 Hold on! What are you doing?!
老大 Skipper!
別吃那個 Don't eat that!
老大 聽著 是我 菜鳥 Skipper, listen. It's me, Private.
我已經有計劃了 但我需要你的?明 我需要我的老大 I've got a plan, but I need your help. I need my Skipper.
-菜鳥 -對 是我 - Private? - Yes. That's it.
菜鳥 你還活著 Private, you're alive!
哦 天哪 Oh, God!
科沃斯基 你得冷靜 Kowalski! You've got to get a grip!
科斯基 伊娃在擔心你 Kowalski, Eva is worried about you.
真的嗎 她說了什麼 她有沒有明確地提到我的名字 She is? What did she say? Did she say my name specifically?
我是說 有 有沒有流淚 I mean, were there... were there tears?
細節 快 告訴我 Details, come on, tell me!
菜鳥 你還活著 過來 Private! You're alive. Come here.
這感覺有點兒奇怪 但我很開心 This feels a little awkward, but I'm happy.
瑞哥 你得聽我們說 Rico! You need to listen to us.
我猜你也會有一樣的反應 I guess you're kind of the same either way.
菜鳥 Private!
小心 Heads up!
我們又捲土重來了 兄弟們 Looks like we're back in business, boys.
我們的任務是拯救企鵝 And our business is saving penguin-kind.
-誰要加入我 -算我一個 - Who's with me? - Count me in.
-行動吧 - Let's do this! - Boo-hah!
-耶 讓我們創造和感受力量吧 - Yeah! - Let's create and feel momentum.
長官 我們要這樣站多久 Sir, how long do we stand here like this?
直到我們不能更酷炫為止 Until we've reached maximum coolness.
就是這樣 There it is.
-現在我們需要的是一個計畫 -我有一個 - Now all we need is a plan. - I've got one.
你偷了戴夫的射線 You stole Dave's ray?
那啥 我想如果我們能扭轉射線 Well, I figured if we could reverse the ray,
我們能把所有企鵝都變回正常 we could turn everyone back to normal.
扭轉射線 Reverse the ray?
這太機智了 但是 這不可能 That's brilliant! But... it's impossible!
為了扭轉射線 In order to reverse the ray,
我們需要把美杜莎血清 we would need to replace the Medusa Serum
替換成另一種無敵可愛的能源 with a power source of almost immeasurable cuteness.
無敵可愛 Immeasurable cuteness?
我們究竟該怎麼得到那種無敵可愛的能量 Where the heck are we supposed to get that?
不 等等 菜鳥 我們不知道那玩意對你有什麼影響 No, wait. Private, no! We don't know what that will do to you!
-好吧 -射線 起作用了 起作用了 - All right! - The ray! It works! It works!
-菜鳥 你還好嗎 -嗯 - Private! Are you okay? - Yes!
屁股 手 他的屁股上有一隻手 Butt-hand! There's a hand attached to his butt.
那不是 之前不在那兒 That was not... that was not there before.
-離開那兒 這是命令 -允許為抗命令 - Get out of there! That's an order! - Permission to defy order.
-駁回允許 -我駁回你的駁回 - Permission denied! - Then I deny your denial.
這太冒險了 菜鳥 它都讓你屁屁長手了 It's too risky, Private. It already made you sprout a butt-hand!
我知道這次非我不可了 I know it has to be me this time.
我想你也知道這一點 And I think you know it, too.
我是秘密武器 I'm the secret weapon.
我好高興 I'm happy... and yet...
雖然我復仇了 我覺得 now that I have my revenge, I feel...
好空虛 就好像我一直需要的是 empty, as if what I needed all along was...
更多的報復 事實上 羅賓 寫下來 more revenge! In fact... Robin, write this down...
明天我們去報復小貓 然後是小狗 小兔子 熊貓 Tomorrow we move on to kittens! Then puppies, bunnies, pandas...
查理茲 他們偷了發射器 Charlize, they're on the ray!
海倫 快去抓他們 威廉姆 制服他們 Helen, hunt them down! William, hurt them.
海裡 活埋他們 休 傑克 堅守戰鬥崗位 Halle, bury them! Hugh, Jack, man the battle stations!
凱文 繼續烤 我們還是需要那個勝利蛋糕 Kevin, bake on! We're still gonna need that victory cake!
這次我們一定要一擊即中 We're only gonna get one shot at this,
兄弟們 我們要怎麼處理那些雪花玻璃球 boys! How we doing on those snow globes?
分光鏡準備完畢 隨時待命 Beam splitter ready! Fire at will!
動手 老大 Do it, Skipper!
-沒電了 -完了 老大 - Dead batteries?! - Game over, Skipper!
不 No!
瑞哥 去買電池 老大 科沃斯基 Rico, batteries! Skipper! Kowalski!
拖住那些章魚 我們一定要成功 Hold off those octopi! We're doing this now!
你聽到了 執行 You heard Private! Deploy!
滾回去 你們這些水裡來的醜八怪 Get back, you aquatic savages!
在你後面 在你旁邊 六點鐘方向 十二點方向 Behind you! Beside you! Six o'clock! Twelve o'clock!
-他們正從四面八方過來 - They're coming from every direction!
-他們實在是太多了 - There's just too many of them!
-哇哦 -你們回來了 - Whoa. - You came back!
哦 難怪你要回頭看爆炸呢 Oh... that's why you look back at the explosion.
我能想像 I can dream...
撤退型佇列 Fallback positions!
離菜鳥遠些 Stay away from Private!
跟我走吧 科沃斯基 Suck it up, Kowalski.
不 No!
結束了 老大 It's over, Skipper.
結束了 那可真奇怪 那為什麼 Over? That's weird. Then why
瑞哥扔給我兩節新的AA型電池呢 is Rico throwing me a fresh pair of double-A's?
-不 -遙控器 - No! - The remote!
瑞哥 芝士條 Rico! Dibble me!
成功了 菜鳥 It worked! Private!
抱歉 緊急情況 閃開 快閃開 快閃開 Excuse me. Emergency. Coming through. Make a hole! Make a hole!
別擔心 你的周圍 Don't worry, a chrysalis is
正形成一道繭 這非常正常 just forming around you. That's perfectly normal.
菜鳥 Private.
什麼 Wha...?
菜鳥 Private?
-哦 看那兒 好氣派 -你們好 - Oh! Look at that! Majestic. - Hello.
-菜鳥 -哦 嘿 - Private! - Oh! Hey!
-怎麼了 你在 -我在看 - What's wrong? What are you... - Look out for the...
-我是不是 -當心眼睛 - Have I got something... - Cover your eyes.
-是不是 -別轉頭了 - Is there a... thing? - Don't turn your head.
那麼 我看上去怎麼樣 So... how do I look?
你看上去滑稽極了 You're hideously disfigured
很可能會像球一樣被追打玩弄 and will probably be hunted for sport.
-什麼 什麼 - What? - What?
我們從這場愉快的冒險中 If there's anything we've learned
學到的是 科沃斯基 from this delightful adventure... Kowalski...
外貌並不重要 It's that looks don't matter.
重要的是你做了什麼 It's what you do that counts.
瞧瞧你所做的 And look at what you did.
是 長官 Yes, sir...
你是這個團隊裡最有意義最有價值的成員 you are the most meaningful and valued member of this team.
做得好 菜鳥 Way to go, Private!
好樣的 Attaboy!
幹的漂亮 Nicely done.
-好樣的 菜鳥 你做到了 -我們以你為榮 - Way to go, Private! You did it! - We're so proud of you!
-你救了我們 -我們愛你 菜鳥 - You saved us! - We love you, Private!
-是啊 我們愛你 -你們這些企鵝 - Yeah, we love you! - You the penguin!
拉米雷茨 Ramirez!
-戴夫 戴夫 - Dave. - Dave!
什麼 這不是真的吧 What? Are you kidding me?!
-戴夫 看看你 -你覺得這就完了 - Dave... look at you. - You think this is over?
-我才剛剛開始 - I'm just getting started.
我正打算 -我們該怎麼處理他 I'm about to... - What do we do with him now?
現在打開 Open this right now!
給你 孩子 Here you go, kid.
酷 Cool!
祝你找到幸福 戴夫 I hope you find happiness, Dave.
下雪了 下雪了 下雪了 It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing!
下雪了 下雪了 下雪了 It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing...
好的 現在 嗯 Right, now, then...
-我很難開口 -是想說“骨質疏鬆症”嗎 - this is difficult for me to say. - Is it "Osteoporosis"?
你至少得口腔打開 骨質疏鬆症 You just got to lean into the vowel. Os-teo...
-不 不 - poro... - No! No.
我想說 你們四個是我見過最英勇的探員 I want to say... you four are the bravest agents I've ever known.
重點是 我之前看錯你們了 The point is... I was wrong about you,
還有我希望 我有機會彌補 and I hope... there's some way I can make it right.
-給我們噴氣背包吧 -我們應該親親 - Give us jet packs. - We should kiss.
你 你剛是不是說 Did... did you just say...
這感覺爽呆了 Well, that feels right!
我想我更喜歡噴氣背包 I think I'd actually prefer a jet pack, please.
我想我們該聽菜鳥的主意 I think we should go with Private's idea.
耶 Yeah!
科沃斯基 現在什麼情況 Kowalski! What's our trajectory?
百分之九十五的幾率著陸時會 95% certain this will end in massive...
大爆炸 flaming disaster!
-那還有百分之五呢 -無關緊要 長官 - And the other five percent? - Irrelevant, sir!
-噴氣背包太棒了 -同意 - Jet packs are awesome! - Agreed!
誰說企鵝不能飛 Who says penguins can't fly?
老大 你們會把我變回正常的 是吧 Skipper, we are going to turn me back to normal, right?
當然 這是當務之急 Absolutely. First thing Monday.
-我在火箭船上 -我想要按按鈕了 - I'm in a rocket ship! - I want to push the button.
-把它給我 -嘿 小偷 - Give me that! - Hey! Stealer!
-來吧 我準備好了 -好 倒數三下 一 三 走起 - Let's do this! I'm ready! - Okay, on three. One, three, go.
我只想練習一下 I'm just gonna do a little practice push.
好吧 我不會按下的 Okay, I'm not going to press it.
你幹嘛拍我的手 嘿 看那兒 Why are you smacking my hand? Hey, look over there!
鐳射秀 I'm a laser show.
朱莉安 Julien!
現在 我們愛的小可愛菜鳥回來了 擊掌 Now, that's the Private we know and love. High one!
-無敵可愛 就在面前 -歡迎回歸 - Immeasurable cuteness, right there! - Good to be back.
我感覺像根法式薯條 I feel like a French fry!
-我沒事 -比以前更可愛了 - I'm okay! - And with cuteness to spare!
來吧 請你們喝冷淡杯魚汁 Come on! Frosty mugs of herring juice all around!
-菜鳥買單 -什麼 - Private's buying. - What?
你知道 說實話 You know, if I'm being honest,
我還以為能更激情一點呢 I expected a little more... pizzazz!
沒錯 這就有激情啦 Yes! Now, that's pizzazz!