用爪子打字很麻烦 It's hard to touch type with paws
玩的开心 Have fun while it lasts, fella
等等 伙计 你怎么要离开这样棒的地方 Wait, pal, how come you're leaving a terrific place like this
因为你在这里 Because you are here
谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 And thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you
我以为乔恩永远都不会养另一只猫 I thought Jon would never get another cat
啊 我想我可以永远呆在这里了 Hey, then I think I can stay forever
是的 永远 Yeah, forever
明天他要做阿巴克尔式砂锅菜 Tomorrow he's making Casserole A La Arbuckle
所以...? -所以...? So...? So...?
你难道不知道阿巴克尔式砂锅菜 Don't you know the main
的主要用料? ingredient of Casserole A La Arbuckle
我... 不知道 I... No
额 它... Well, it's...
没什么 没事 No, never mind
就当我没提过 Forget I mention it
永不相见了 Goodbye forever
额 这个人会把配方放在哪里呢 Um, where would that guy keep recipes
让我看看 Let's see
【】肉丸 不 【】meetball, no
【】 【】
哦 在这里 Oh, here it is
阿尔巴克式砂锅菜 Casserole A La Arbuckle
一杯牛奶 One cup milk
两匙面粉 Two tablespoons flour
萝卜 土豆 Carrots, potatoes
一只猫 加盐尝尝 One kitty cat, add salt to taste
猫咪? One kitty cat?
饿了吗 小猫咪? Hungry? Little kitty
我要把你喂胖 We've gotta fatten you up
喂胖我? Fat me up?
我期盼着今晚请你吃饭 I'm looking forward to having you for dinner tonight
今晚的菜是欧迪的最爱 The dish I'm making is Odie's favorite
它在尝我! He's tasting me
这里归你了 拜拜 The house is all yours, bye
猫咪 猫咪不要走啊 Kitty, kitty, don't leave
晚饭不吃了吗? What about my dinner?
哦 好吧 Oh, well
多么讨人喜爱的猫 What a sweet little cat
加菲 你为什么不学学它呢 Garfield, why can't you be more like him?
你想让我学它? You want me to be more like him?
没问题 Sure
食物 Food
这只可怜的饥饿的猫需要食物 This poor starving kitty needs food
哦 好吧 我去洗碗 Oh, well, I'll go cleaning up the kitchen
我把我的城堡夺回来了 I have my castle back
我在这里很幸福 I'm happy here
没用什么可以阻止我 And nothing can ever stop that
嗨 Hey
这个食谱是怎么回事? What's this recipe?
这张看起来有点意思 This looks kinda interesting
一 只 猫 One kitty cat
哈 很风趣 ha, very funny
他在开玩笑 He's kidding
难道不真吗 Isn't he?
奥森农场 小短片
今天我要探索黑暗的泥潭深处 Today I explore the murky depths of waller
你逃不掉的 You won't get away from me
虫子 Worm
啊哈 Aha
虫子在这里 There is the worm
奥森农场 无厘头的诙谐者
醒醒! 大家! Wake up, everybody
打鸣只是为了谋生 It's a living
嗨 罗伊 Hey, Roy
包裹! Package
是从华盛顿瓦拉瓦拉的开心书仓寄过来的 It's from the boffo book barn in Walla Walla Washington
开心书仓? The boffo book barn
华盛顿瓦拉瓦拉? of Walla Walla Washington
你不知道我等这等了多长时间! You don't know how long I've been waiting for this
一千零一种侮辱你朋友的方法 One thousand and one ways to insult your friends
我梦寐以求的书 My dream book
听听这个 Listen to this
我不会说你矮 I wouldn't say you're short
但是你可以在房间里的床下踱步 But you could pace around your room under your bed
嗨 韦德 Hey, Wade
你知道什么是红绿色 表面都是毛 What's red and green and covered with fur
还有8条腿 and has eight legs
额... 不知道 是什么? Ah... No, what?
我也不知道 I don't know either
但是你肩膀上有一个 But there's one on your shoulder
把它弄走 Get it off
救救我 Help me
爱死这本书了 Love this book!
嗨 娜纳琳 Hey, Lanolin
你可以靠你的嘴赚钱 You could make money with that money of yours
我可以吗 I could?
是的 Yeah
租给轮船展会用 Rent it out for a boat show
哈哈 非常搞笑 非常搞笑 Haha, very funny, very funny
嗨 谢尔顿 Hey, Sheldon
知道怎么让一个笨蛋24小时心神不宁吗 Know how to keep a dummy in suspense in 24 hours
不知道 怎么做 No, how?
我会告诉你 I'll tell you
明天 Tomorrow
这不搞笑 罗伊 That's not funny, Roy
我们得做点 We have to do something
【】 【】
停 停 停 Hold it, hold it, hold it
停! Hold it!
你看 我们都知道罗伊喜欢笑话 Look, we all know Roy loves jokes
但是他的笑话不会造成伤害 But his are harmless
救救我 救救我【】 Help, help, 【】
罗伊这么说的 Roy said so
我去和他谈谈 I'll go have a word with him
罗伊暗示我有一张大嘴 Roy implied that I have a big mouth
真是的! Can you believe that
我没有一张大嘴 I don't have a big mouth
我有吗? Do I?
我不会说你胖 奥森 I wouldn't say you're fat, Orson
但是当你坐在房边时 But when you sit around a house
你都可以抱住房子了 You sit around a house
罗伊 这不搞笑 Roy, that's not funny
不搞笑是什么意思 What do you mean 'not funny'?
你的笑骨断了? Is your funny bone broke?
每个人都喜欢笑 难道你经不起开玩笑吗 Every loves to laugh, can't you take a joke?