1 01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:31,832 我给你们定一个节奏 好吗 一 二 三 四 I'm gonna give you a rhythm, all right? One, two, three, four. 2 01:25:33,480 --> 01:25:36,199 一 二 三 四 配合它 One, two, three, four. Wait for it. 3 01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:41,315 一 二 三 四 一 二 三 四 One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. 4 01:25:41,440 --> 01:25:42,793 一 二 三 One, two, three... 5 01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:49,432 好的 大声点 大家敲得大声点 All right, louder. Everybody louder. 6 01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:54,389 再大声点 再大声点 Louder! Louder! 7 01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:59,718 用力 发疯似的敲 加油 Go crazy! Go crazy with it! Come on. 8 01:25:59,840 --> 01:26:01,876 再大点声 Louder! 9 01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:10,630 我觉得做得很好 很感谢你 I think that went really well. Thank you so much. 10 01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:13,672 我和一个叫Jimmy Coghill的人在那棵树后面打过架 I had a fight with a guy called Jimmy Coghill behind that tree. 11 01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:17,075 真的吗 你赢了吗 Did you really? Did you win? 12 01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:18,553 没有 他把我打得半死 No, he knocked seven tons of shit out of me. 13 01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:24,791 这儿有过一个叫Hargreaves的后勤 他还在工作吗 There was an orderly here by the name of Hargreaves. Is he still going? 14 01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:26,989 很抱歉 Ian 这是之前的事了 I'm sorry, Ian. It was a while ago, 15 01:26:26,990 --> 01:26:29,118 Hargreaves先生已经自杀了 but Mr Hargreaves took his own life. 16 01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:32,873 他在一个阁楼里上吊了 He hanged himself up in one of the attics. 17 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:34,399 是的 这很可悲 Yeah, it's very sad. 18 01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:45,996 这个消息让我很开心 真的 That has made my day, that has. 19 01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:55,631 -再见 -再见 再次感谢你 -See you. -Yeah, thanks again. 20 01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:09,037 我不再了解你了 I don't know who you are any more. 21 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,592 但你知道我不能承受的是什么吗 But you know what l really can't take? 22 01:27:16,480 --> 01:27:17,959 是希望 It's the hope. 23 01:27:19,800 --> 01:27:22,394 那种以为一切总会变好的希望 The hope that it's gonna get better. 24 01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:28,998 但没有变好 不是吗 It's not, is it? 25 01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:37,316 一切都是一盘散沙 Everything's out of joint. 26 01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:42,394 我不知道我是否能够停止继续这样下去 I don't really know if l've got the bollocks to stop it. 27 01:27:50,280 --> 01:27:52,236 你必须离开这里 Denny You've got to get out of here, Denny. 28 01:27:55,040 --> 01:27:57,190 逃离这里 你只能自己去做 Run away. And you got to do it all by yourself. 29 01:28:00,920 --> 01:28:04,117 你仍旧是我亲爱的人 我的家人 You'll still be my gracious, my family. 30 01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:10,393 如果你忘记了这点 替你自己道歉 And if you ever forget that, act sorry for yourself, 31 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:12,829 我会回来 我会死死纠缠你 I'll come back and l'll bleedin' well haunt you. 32 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:15,353 你明白吗 You understand? 33 01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:19,153 你好 我是Graham 我是麻痹症协会的 Hello, it's Graham, from the Spastics Society. 34 01:28:19,280 --> 01:28:20,793 我们在电话上谈过的 We spoke on the phone. 35 01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:46,876 充分参与 人人平等 这是我们的信条 ''Full participation and equality for all.'' That's the motto. 36 01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:51,509 联合国的残疾者之年是个巨大的契机 This United Nations year of the disabled is a tremendous opportunity, you know, 37 01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:54,552 让人们真正坐下来思考 to make people really sit up and think. 38 01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:57,911 当然 我们会得到我们所需的帮助 Of course, we're going to need all the help we can get, so... 39 01:28:58,960 --> 01:29:00,996 所以若你能东山再起不是很棒的事吗 wouldn't it be wonderful if you could get back on top again? 40 01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:03,839 也许你有了新歌 也许又是大热单曲 谁知道呢 Maybe you get a new song, maybe another hit single. Who knows? 41 01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:07,349 -联合国对此很热衷 -是吗 -The UN are very keen. -Are they? 42 01:29:09,480 --> 01:29:12,836 我知道你曾经涉猎表演 I understand you've been dabbling in a spot of acting. 43 01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:15,872 是的 我曾演过几个恶棍 适合我的角色 Oh, yeah, l've played a few villains in me time. Typecast. 44 01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:18,992 现在有个契机 让你重新介绍你自己 Well, here's an opportunity to introduce yourself all over again. 45 01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:21,156 你知道 建立新的粉丝 新的开始 You know, a new fan base, new beginnings. 46 01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:24,111 天哪 你的朋友好像走了 Oh, dear. Your friend seems to have gone. 47 01:29:24,240 --> 01:29:26,276 你似乎陷入了一些困难 Well, look, you seem to be in a spot of trouble. 48 01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:28,231 我能拉你一把吗 May l give you a lift? 49 01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:33,836 是的 这样就太好了 Yeah. That'd be great. 50 01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:43,229 真的 真的非常高兴你能回归 It's really... it's really great to have you back. 51 01:30:44,360 --> 01:30:45,998 浪子回头了 The prodigal son returns. 52 01:30:48,320 --> 01:30:53,599 像我这样的老头 你得做个自私的疯子 真的 To be a geezer like me, you got to be a bit of a selfish loony, really. 53 01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:57,554 无法担忧太多日夜或正误 Can't bother too much about day and night 54 01:30:57,800 --> 01:30:59,438 或者未来的事情 and right and wrong and so forth. 55 01:31:00,120 --> 01:31:08,270 有时一个人的行为让他自己羞耻 And occasionally one's behaviour makes one ashamed of oneself. 56 01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:11,958 我很开心听你这么说 Well, l'm glad to hear it. 57 01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:15,977 不管怎样 这个残疾人之年 Anyway, this year of the disabled... 58 01:31:15,978 --> 01:31:18,554 给了我们重回巅峰的机会 got a chance now to get back on top. 59 01:31:18,680 --> 01:31:20,033 正规的合同已经签订了 所以 Proper deals going down, so... 60 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:24,834 所以 你有什么新的想法 So, what have you got? 61 01:31:25,720 --> 01:31:29,508 当Tessie在巡逻中出了麻烦 when Tessie trouble's on patrol 62 01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:34,429 Suzie的悲伤让你伤感 and Suzie sadness makes you blue 63 01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:39,149 亲爱的Lennie进门 when Lennie love come through the door 64 01:31:55,160 --> 01:31:56,991 这可不是 性&毒品&摇滚乐 Well, it's not sex & drugs & rock & roll, is it? 65 01:31:57,120 --> 01:32:00,078 胡说 胡说 胡说 Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks. 66 01:32:01,120 --> 01:32:02,758 该死的残疾人之年 Fucking year of disabled. 67 01:32:03,280 --> 01:32:05,714 这就像什么 就像去年我们不错 I mean, it's like, what? Like, last year we was fine 68 01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:07,065 明年我们会很棒 and next year is going to be great, 69 01:32:07,066 --> 01:32:08,115 但是今年 就是今年 but this year, just this year, 70 01:32:08,240 --> 01:32:11,118 我们都会成为一群该死的瘸子 不是吗 oh, we're all gonna be a right bunch of fucking cripples, aren't we, eh? 71 01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:12,992 我们为何不组一个乐队呢 Why don't we just form a band? 72 01:32:13,240 --> 01:32:16,710 我知道 我知道 我们称自己是麻痹与自闭者 I know, l know, we can call ourselves spastic and the autistics. 73 01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:21,908 嘿 你这个流着口水摇摇晃晃乱涂乱画一瘸一拐 Oi, oi! You dribblin', wibblin', scribblin', cripplin' little 74 01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:25,999 该死的一瘸一拐摇摇晃晃奇奇怪怪的麻痹症者 fucking hobblin', wobblin', bobblin' fantastic spastic! 75 01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:31,039 我喜欢这个 I like it. 76 01:32:31,200 --> 01:32:34,237 欢迎回来 我们都喜欢一点爵士乐 不是吗 And welcome back. Well, we all like a bit of jazz, don't we? 77 01:32:34,360 --> 01:32:36,028 因此 转到我们下一个话题 And so, turning to our next item and 78 01:32:36,029 --> 01:32:40,148 就是继续围绕联合国残疾者之年进行探讨 that's the continuing controversy surrounding the United Nations year of the disabled. 79 01:32:40,280 --> 01:32:41,943 我们将听到Ian Drury的意见 We're going to hear from Ian Drury, 80 01:32:41,944 --> 01:32:43,750 作为家喻户晓的朋克摇滚乐人 the housewife's favourite punk rocker, 81 01:32:43,880 --> 01:32:47,633 他将"性&毒品&摇滚乐"这个词组创入英文词汇中 the man who put the phrase ''sex&drugs&rock&roll'' into the english language, 82 01:32:47,760 --> 01:32:50,274 他的新歌 麻痹与自闭症者 and whose new song Spasticus Autisticus 83 01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:53,278 被贴上了出格与激进的标签 has been labelled outrageous and offensive. 84 01:32:53,520 --> 01:32:56,034 我们同样有来自麻痹症协会的Graham Hart We also have with us Graham Hart from the Spastics Society 85 01:32:56,160 --> 01:32:59,470 来阐述如何充分参与残疾者之年 to talk about full participation in the year of the disabled. 86 01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:01,636 -大家好 -那么 首先向你介绍 Ian Drury - Hello, there. - So, turning to you first, Ian Drury... 87 01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:05,673 首先 我不是Drury或者Dreary或者Doory 我是Dury First of all, it's not Drury or Dreary or Doory, it's Dury. 88 01:33:07,520 --> 01:33:08,972 但我想说的是 But l would like to say that, yeah, 89 01:33:08,973 --> 01:33:13,185 我们都应该充分参与 l think we should all fully participate in 90 01:33:13,186 --> 01:33:13,951 去制止Graham 堵住他满口的胡言 holding Graham down and chopping off his tiny little bollocks 91 01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:16,150 -免得他变成一个懦弱的废物 -好的 Ian 谢谢 -for being a spineless little shit. -Right, Ian, thank you. 92 01:33:16,280 --> 01:33:17,599 我认为这不是合适的时机与地点 I don't think this is the time or the place. 93 01:33:17,720 --> 01:33:19,301 对 这不是合适的时机和地点 No, it's not the time or the place. 94 01:33:19,302 --> 01:33:20,792 你说得对 永远都不合适 是吗 You're right. It never is, is it? 95 01:33:20,920 --> 01:33:23,354 我非常抱歉 能请你原谅吗 I'm terribly sorry. Will you excuse me, please? 96 01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:27,398 -强盗 -不 没人强求你不能做什么 -Bandit! -No, nobody has banned anything. 97 01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:29,590 不 我是说你 你是个强盗 是个骗子 No, you. You're a bandit. You're a chiseller. 98 01:33:29,720 --> 01:33:31,233 他们也不封杀瘸子 不是吗 Well, they don't ban cripples, either, do they, eh? 99 01:33:31,360 --> 01:33:32,793 他们只是让瘸子难以发挥作用而已 They just make it difficult for them to function. 100 01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:35,115 这首歌还在现在的时事节目上播放着 The song is still being played on current affairs programmes. 101 01:33:35,240 --> 01:33:36,593 太棒了 这可真是太棒了 Great! Yeah, that's great! 102 01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:39,513 夜里所有的混蛋都缩在被子里 Late at night when all the raspberries are tucked up in bed, 103 01:33:39,640 --> 01:33:41,358 没有做任何伤害他人的事 oh, not doing any harm to anybody. 104 01:33:41,480 --> 01:33:43,152 是的 这被认为是激进的 Yes, well, it was found offensive. 105 01:33:43,280 --> 01:33:44,952 我怎么会去找一个跟我一样残疾的人 How could l go up to somebody, right, 106 01:33:45,080 --> 01:33:46,991 然后对他变得有攻击性? who's got the same disabilities as me and be offensive? 107 01:33:47,120 --> 01:33:48,997 不 不完全是说残疾人 No, not disabled people so much, no. 108 01:33:49,120 --> 01:33:52,271 这首歌又不是写给你的 站着说话不腰疼 Well, it wasn't written for you, was it? Eh? The walkie-talkies! 109 01:33:52,560 --> 01:33:55,199 这是像斯巴达克斯党一样的口号性歌曲 It's a war cry type of item, like ''spartacus!'' 110 01:33:55,320 --> 01:33:57,629 是的 如果我没记错 斯巴达克斯党被虐死了 Yes, well, if l remember correctly, spartacus was crucified. 111 01:33:57,760 --> 01:33:59,751 是的 那我会伴随其左右 不是吗 Yeah, l'll be in good company, then, won't l? 112 01:33:59,880 --> 01:34:03,111 感觉你写的歌并不是很有同情心 Look, it was felt that what you've written just isn't very sympathetic. 113 01:34:03,240 --> 01:34:05,993 同情心? 生活没有同情心 不是吗 Sympathetic? Life ain't sympathetic, right? 114 01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:08,470 我不是小Tim 我是Ian Dury I'm not tiny Tim. I am Ian Dury. 115 01:34:08,600 --> 01:34:11,398 像我这样的残疾人不想要同情 我们想要尊重 People like me do not want sympathy. They want respect. 116 01:34:11,680 --> 01:34:13,113 这是种浪费 明白吗 It's a waste. Okay? 117 01:34:13,240 --> 01:34:16,949 人们认为你有机会做一些不同寻常的事 People felt you had the opportunity to do something remarkable. 118 01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:19,958 得到皇冠般的荣耀 在离世后被永远记得 Your crowning glory, to be remembered after you've long gone. 119 01:34:20,080 --> 01:34:22,071 我他妈才不在乎 I do not give a shit. 120 01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:24,839 我才不管能不能像犹太教堂里的猪一样受欢迎 I don't care if l'm as popular as a Chinese pig in a synagogue. 121 01:34:24,960 --> 01:34:28,635 我来这不是为了被记得 我来是为了活着 I am not here to be remembered, l'm here to be alive! 122 01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:32,476 所以你带着你的不联合国 So you take your dis-united nations, right, 123 01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:36,434 还有你的残疾人之年 插进你那该死的脊椎里 and your year of dissembling and stick it right up your fucking 'arris. 124 01:34:38,280 --> 01:34:39,554 王八蛋 Cunt. 125 01:34:58,480 --> 01:35:00,152 保持身体强壮 保持身体警觉 Keep your body strong, keep your guard up. 126 01:35:00,280 --> 01:35:02,236 Ian 我需要休息一下 Ian, l need a rest. Ow. 127 01:35:09,920 --> 01:35:11,751 Clive和我想要在一起 Clive and l want to be together. 128 01:35:12,480 --> 01:35:14,198 我们不需要着急 下次再说吧 We don't wanna rush into that. Look what happened last time. 129 01:35:14,320 --> 01:35:16,914 有些人最后会变成一场彻底的噩梦的 Some blokes turn out to be an absolute nightmare. 130 01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:20,478 我想要离婚 Ian I want a divorce, Ian. 131 01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:25,039 我仍然爱你 I still love you. 132 01:35:26,360 --> 01:35:28,351 这与爱无关 傻瓜 It's not about love, silly. 133 01:35:30,240 --> 01:35:31,912 你没有选择 It's not your choice. 134 01:35:39,520 --> 01:35:40,873 让我走吧 Let me go. 135 01:35:47,440 --> 01:35:48,998 走吧 你被炒鱿鱼了 Go on, you're fired. 136 01:35:51,840 --> 01:35:53,319 亲爱的 Darling. 137 01:35:56,040 --> 01:35:57,473 好一点了 Getting better. 138 01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:02,955 你这次不会对我尖叫了吧 You're not gonna shout at me again, are you? 139 01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:21,797 你喜欢上游泳了没 You actually been in yet? 140 01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:28,232 放松点 小老虎 Oh, easy, tiger. 141 01:36:32,120 --> 01:36:34,839 -妈妈怎么样了 -她很好 她会很好的 - How's mum? - She's fine. She's gonna be fine. 142 01:36:35,800 --> 01:36:38,951 听着 我和你妈妈断绝联系了 Look, it's done. 143 01:36:40,640 --> 01:36:42,392 我们得让阻挡我们的人离开 We had to let strangler go, 144 01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:45,159 因为幕后的故事 'cause, well, the dramas backstage 145 01:36:45,280 --> 01:36:46,759 远比台前的戏剧更加精彩 were getting better than the actual show. 146 01:36:48,240 --> 01:36:50,231 儿子 对不起 Son, l'm sorry. 147 01:36:52,520 --> 01:36:54,158 闭上眼睛 Close your eyes. 148 01:36:54,640 --> 01:36:56,437 听话 闭上你的眼睛 Go on. Go on. Close your eyes. 149 01:36:59,360 --> 01:37:00,873 你感觉到了吗 Can you feel that? 150 01:37:01,360 --> 01:37:04,193 那是我的手 Well, that's my hand. 151 01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:11,312 从现在到永远 我都会在那里 From now until forever, l will always be there. 152 01:37:12,880 --> 01:37:14,632 在你的肩头上 Just above your shoulder. 153 01:37:15,440 --> 01:37:16,919 好吗 All right? 154 01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:38,238 我告诉你一件事 I'll tell you what, though. 155 01:37:38,360 --> 01:37:40,396 我得到了电影里的一个角色 I've just been offered a part in a film. 156 01:37:40,520 --> 01:37:42,476 饰演一个吃不饱饭的恶棍 To play an undernourished villain 157 01:37:42,477 --> 01:37:44,433 在爱情里最终获得了胜利 who wins in the end through love. 158 01:37:45,560 --> 01:37:48,585 你可以一起来 做我的助理 You could come with. Be my assistant. 159 01:37:48,586 --> 01:37:49,997 如果你愿意的话 If you like. 160 01:37:55,680 --> 01:37:58,717 -你不想看我游泳吗 -不了 你会做好的 - Don't you wanna watch me swim? - Nah. You'll be all right. 161 01:37:58,920 --> 01:38:02,356 只需要记得 一直抬起你的头 Just remember, keep your head up, 162 01:38:02,480 --> 01:38:04,914 一直踢水 试着不被淹下去 keep kicking, try not to drown. 163 01:38:18,560 --> 01:38:23,190 一个自由人死时 他失去了生的乐趣 When a free man dies, he loses the pleasure of life. 164 01:38:25,040 --> 01:38:26,996 一个奴隶失去了痛苦 A slave loses his pain. 165 01:38:28,440 --> 01:38:32,399 死亡就是奴隶所知的唯一自由 Death is the only freedom a slave knows. 166 01:38:33,640 --> 01:38:35,596 就是为何奴隶不怕死 That's why he's not afraid of it. 167 01:38:37,920 --> 01:38:39,478 这就是为何我们会成功 That's why we'll win... 168 01:39:06,880 --> 01:39:08,472 坐好了 Sit properly. 169 01:39:11,360 --> 01:39:15,433 -把你的鱼吃了 -不 难吃死了 - Eat your fish. - No! It's horrible. 170 01:39:17,320 --> 01:39:20,995 你说什么 我怎么说你就得怎么做 What did you say? You do as you're told. 171 01:39:28,720 --> 01:39:32,918 我说 不会吃这个 这太他妈难吃了 I said, l ain't eating that, it's fucking horrible! 172 01:40:10,960 --> 01:40:12,359 一 二 三 One, two, three... 173 01:40:12,480 --> 01:40:16,439 我是麻痹的 麻痹的 麻痹的自闭症者 I'm spasticus, spasticus spasticus autisticus. 174 01:40:16,760 --> 01:40:20,753 我是麻痹的 麻痹的 麻痹的自闭症者 I'm spasticus, spasticus spasticus autisticus. 175 01:40:20,880 --> 01:40:24,793 我撒尿时摇摇晃晃 因为我中间的玩意神神秘秘 I wiggle when I piddle 'cause my middle is a riddle. 176 01:40:24,920 --> 01:40:26,512 游吧 Swim! 177 01:40:41,080 --> 01:40:43,878 游起来 游起来 从潜水中游起来 结束 Get up! Get up! Get up that dive board! Over! 178 01:40:48,960 --> 01:40:52,953 把你得来不易的睾丸放进我的罐头里 So place your hard-earned peanuts in my tin 179 01:40:53,080 --> 01:40:56,311 感谢造物主你不在我生活的国家里 and thank the creator you're not in the state I'm in. 180 01:40:57,240 --> 01:41:00,232 长久以来我已厌倦被废弃 So long have I been languished on the shelf 181 01:41:01,240 --> 01:41:03,674 我必须把我自己推向前进的方向里 I must give all proceedings to myself. 182 01:41:05,280 --> 01:41:09,239 我是麻痹的 麻痹的 麻痹的自闭症者 I'm spasticus, spasticus spasticus autisticus. 183 01:41:09,360 --> 01:41:13,239 我是麻痹的 麻痹的 麻痹的自闭症者 I'm spasticus, spasticus spasticus autisticus. 184 01:41:13,400 --> 01:41:17,393 皮革和橡皮做的五十四个器具 54 appliances in leather and elastic 185 01:41:17,520 --> 01:41:22,355 来自二十七个麻痹着的十万个感谢 1 00,000 thank-yous from 27 spastics. 186 01:41:22,680 --> 01:41:25,558 麻痹的 麻痹的 自闭症者 Spasticus spasticus autisticus. 187 01:41:25,680 --> 01:41:29,559 我是麻痹的 麻痹的 麻痹的自闭症者 I'm spasticus, spasticus spasticus autisticus. 188 01:41:29,680 --> 01:41:31,671 流着口水摇摇晃晃欺人瞒己啃啃噬噬 Dribbling, wiggling, fiddling, nibbling 189 01:41:31,800 --> 01:41:36,555 欺人欺己摇摇晃晃的麻痹症者 fiddling, diddling, widdling, diddling spasticus. 190 01:41:36,680 --> 01:41:39,797 -我是麻痹症者 -我是麻痹症者 - I'm spasticus! - I'm spasticus! 191 01:41:39,920 --> 01:41:42,718 我是麻痹症者 I'm spasticus! 192 01:41:42,840 --> 01:41:45,718 -爸爸 -我是麻痹症者 - Dad! - I'm spasticus! 193 01:41:46,680 --> 01:41:48,477 我是麻痹症者 I'm spasticus! 194 01:41:50,280 --> 01:41:51,599 我是麻痹症者 I'm spasticus! 195 01:41:52,000 --> 01:41:54,958 一二三四 我是麻痹症者 One, two, three, four spasticus! 196 01:41:55,160 --> 01:41:56,957 Ian Ian Ian Ian! Ian! Ian! 197 01:42:20,720 --> 01:42:23,359 这个故事的寓意是 And the moral of the story is 198 01:42:26,160 --> 01:42:27,798 不要在故事里找什么寓意 don't go looking for morals in stories. 199 01:42:27,920 --> 01:42:30,673 如果你想要什么讯息 去他妈的邮局找 If you want a message, fuck off down the post office. 200 01:42:32,840 --> 01:42:37,550 曾有人问我是否失去过什么东西 Someone once asked me if I'd missed anything. 201 01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:39,513 好吧 Well... 202 01:42:40,680 --> 01:42:43,651 如果我从未有过漂亮的女孩 if I'd never had a good-looking girl, 203 01:42:43,652 --> 01:42:46,198 很棒的工作 很酷的发型 a great job, great haircut, 204 01:42:46,320 --> 01:42:48,117 那么也许我会抱怨 then I could complain, 205 01:42:48,240 --> 01:42:50,435 但我错过的唯一东西 也就是几班公车 but the only thing I've ever missed is a few buses. 206 01:42:54,760 --> 01:42:56,557 最后一首 Chazanoca One last time, Chazanova. 207 01:43:00,480 --> 01:43:02,152 忧伤的Gene宝贝 blue Gene baby 208 01:43:04,880 --> 01:43:09,396 现在 有好几种避免死亡的办法 Now, there are a couple of ways to avoid death. 209 01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:14,913 其中一种是变得伟大 And one of them is to be magnificent. 210 01:43:16,520 --> 01:43:18,078 而这是我最喜欢的方式 And this is my favourite way. 211 01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:24,489 皮包骨的白种水手 skinny white sailor 212 01:43:24,490 --> 01:43:26,357 机遇是瘦削的 the chances were slender 213 01:43:26,480 --> 01:43:28,710 美貌是简洁的 the beauties were brief 214 01:43:30,400 --> 01:43:35,349 我是否该用雷鸟酒与黑色手帕 shall I mourn your decline with some thunderbird wine 215 01:43:35,480 --> 01:43:37,596 向你的衰老致以哀悼 and a black handkerchief? 216 01:43:39,320 --> 01:43:41,038 我想念你的感伤 I miss your sad 217 01:43:43,520 --> 01:43:45,636 维吉尼亚的耳语 Virginia whisper 218 01:43:48,440 --> 01:43:50,317 我想念那声音 I miss the voice 219 01:43:52,640 --> 01:43:55,200 呼唤着我的心灵 that called my heart 220 01:43:58,960 --> 01:44:04,398 亲爱的Gene Vincent sweet Gene Vincent 221 01:44:08,120 --> 01:44:11,590 年轻的 年老的 young and old 222 01:44:15,800 --> 01:44:17,153 死去的你 and gone 223 01:44:56,750 --> 01:44:59,966 傻瓜 224 01:45:06,160 --> 01:45:07,798 你为何不回到床上去 why don't you get back into bed? 225 01:45:08,040 --> 01:45:09,996 你为何不回到床上去 why don't you get back into bed? 226 01:45:10,120 --> 01:45:12,156 你为何不回到床上去 why don't you get back into bed? 227 01:45:12,280 --> 01:45:15,272 满足的原因 第三部分 reasons to be cheerful, part three 228 01:45:16,440 --> 01:45:17,754 一些Buddy Holly的音乐 some of Buddy Holly 229 01:45:17,755 --> 01:45:18,192 有稳定的工作 the working folly 230 01:45:18,320 --> 01:45:19,962 听着Good Golly Miss Molly Good Golly Miss Molly 231 01:45:19,963 --> 01:45:20,197 还有船上游行 and boats 232 01:45:20,320 --> 01:45:21,355 汉密斯宫 Hammersmith Palais, 233 01:45:21,356 --> 01:45:22,390 莫斯科大剧院 the Bolshoi Ballet 234 01:45:22,520 --> 01:45:24,084 听着Tutti Frutti这首歌 jump back in the alley 235 01:45:24,085 --> 01:45:24,397 会做牛奶的保姆 add nanny goats 236 01:45:24,520 --> 01:45:26,272 Scammells的摩托厂 Domineker的骆驼 18-Wheeler Scammells, Domineker camels 237 01:45:26,400 --> 01:45:27,603 其他哺乳动物 all other mammals plus 238 01:45:27,604 --> 01:45:28,356 公平选举权 equal votes 239 01:45:28,480 --> 01:45:29,073 逛逛皮卡迪利大街 seeing piccadilly, 240 01:45:29,074 --> 01:45:30,391 Fanny Smith 和Willy在一起 Fanny Smith and Willy 241 01:45:30,520 --> 01:45:31,418 做个傻呵呵的人 being rather silly 242 01:45:31,419 --> 01:45:32,317 喝点燕麦粥 and porridge oats 243 01:45:32,440 --> 01:45:33,378 一点点的逆来顺受 a bit of grin and bear it, 244 01:45:33,379 --> 01:45:34,317 一点点的与人共享 a bit of come and share it 245 01:45:34,440 --> 01:45:35,299 说说文明用语 you're welcome, we can spare it 246 01:45:35,300 --> 01:45:36,158 还有鲜亮的黄色袜子 yellow socks 247 01:45:36,280 --> 01:45:37,355 因矮小而不自大 too short to be haughty, 248 01:45:37,356 --> 01:45:38,430 因疯狂而不调皮 too nutty to be naughty 249 01:45:38,560 --> 01:45:39,498 四十岁生活正开始 going on 40, 250 01:45:39,499 --> 01:45:40,437 不被用上电击疗法 no electric shocks 251 01:45:40,560 --> 01:45:41,475 来点萝卜汁 the juice of the carrot, 252 01:45:41,476 --> 01:45:42,391 看见鹦鹉罕见的笑容 the smile of the parrot 253 01:45:42,520 --> 01:45:44,431 一点葡萄酒 任何摇滚的事物 a little drop of claret, anything that rocks 254 01:45:44,560 --> 01:45:45,458 猫王和Scotty Elvis and Scotty 255 01:45:45,459 --> 01:45:46,357 没有得痤疮的日子 days when I ain't spotty 256 01:45:46,480 --> 01:45:47,475 坐在马桶上大便 sitting on the potty, 257 01:45:47,476 --> 01:45:48,471 治好天花的毛病 curing smallpox 258 01:45:48,600 --> 01:45:52,229 这些是快乐的原因 第三部分 reasons to be cheerful, part three 259 01:45:52,360 --> 01:45:56,433 这些是快乐的原因 第三部分 reasons to be cheerful, part three 260 01:45:56,560 --> 01:46:00,348 这些是快乐的原因 第三部分 reasons to be cheerful, part three 261 01:46:00,480 --> 01:46:04,075 这些是快乐的原因 一 二 三 reasons to be cheerful one, two, three 262 01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:16,437 一二三 one, two, three 263 01:46:16,560 --> 01:46:17,498 卫生服务处提供的眼镜 health Service glasses 264 01:46:17,499 --> 01:46:18,437 妓男和妓女 gigolos and brasses 265 01:46:18,560 --> 01:46:20,437 浑圆或瘦削的屁股 round or skinny bottoms 266 01:46:20,560 --> 01:46:21,515 带妈妈去巴黎 take your mum to paris 267 01:46:21,516 --> 01:46:22,471 点亮一盏圣杯 lighting up the chalice 268 01:46:22,600 --> 01:46:24,556 我亲爱的Willie Harris wee Willie Harris 269 01:46:24,680 --> 01:46:26,477 Bantu Stephen Biko的传奇 Bantu Stephen Biko, 270 01:46:26,478 --> 01:46:28,275 听听Rico的音乐 Harpo Groucho Chico的喜剧 listening to rico harpo, Harpo, Groucho, Chico 271 01:46:28,640 --> 01:46:30,248 切达奶酪和腌菜 cheddar cheese and pickle 272 01:46:30,249 --> 01:46:30,517 Vincent Motorsickle的音乐 the Vincent Motorsickle 273 01:46:30,640 --> 01:46:32,551 来点性的挑逗 slap and tickle 274 01:46:32,680 --> 01:46:34,318 Woody Allen的电影 Dali的画 Dimitri和Pasquale的歌剧 Woody Allen, Dali, Dimitri and Pasquale 275 01:46:34,440 --> 01:46:36,431 月光奏鸣曲和意大利老歌 balabalabala and Volare 276 01:46:36,560 --> 01:46:37,684 学习很棒的东西 something nice to study 277 01:46:37,685 --> 01:46:38,471 给好兄弟打电话 phoning up a buddy 278 01:46:38,600 --> 01:46:40,431 赤身裸体 being in my nuddy 279 01:46:40,560 --> 01:46:42,219 愉快地说可以 saying okey-dokey, 280 01:46:42,220 --> 01:46:42,551 跟着Smokie乐队哼歌 singalong-a-smokie 281 01:46:42,680 --> 01:46:44,033 从监狱里跑出来 coming out of chokey 282 01:46:44,600 --> 01:46:45,551 John Coltrane的萨克斯风 John Coltrane's soprano, 283 01:46:45,552 --> 01:46:46,397 Adi Celentano的音乐 Adi Celentano 284 01:46:46,520 --> 01:46:48,715 Bonar Colleano的电影 Bonar Colleano 285 01:46:48,840 --> 01:46:52,389 这些是快乐的原因 第三部分 reasons to be cheerful, part three 286 01:46:52,520 --> 01:46:56,354 这些是快乐的原因 第三部分 reasons to be cheerful, part three 287 01:46:56,480 --> 01:47:00,439 这些是快乐的原因 第三部分 reasons to be cheerful, part three 288 01:47:00,560 --> 01:47:04,519 这些是快乐的原因 一二三 reasons to be cheerful one, two, three 289 01:47:12,440 --> 01:47:13,793 是的 亲爱的 yes, yes, dear, dear 290 01:47:13,920 --> 01:47:16,275 也许明年或者永远 perhaps next year or maybe even never 291 01:47:16,400 --> 01:47:19,597 无论如何 in which case 292 01:47:52,760 --> 01:47:55,558 这些是快乐的原因 第三部分 reasons to be cheerful, part three 293 01:47:56,800 --> 01:48:00,076 这些是快乐的原因 第三部分 reasons to be cheerful, part three 294 01:48:00,760 --> 01:48:03,718 这些是快乐的原因 第三部分 reasons to be cheerful, part three 295 01:48:04,720 --> 01:48:08,474 这些是快乐的原因 一二三 reasons to be cheerful one, two, three 296 01:48:08,840 --> 01:48:11,513 这些是快乐的原因 第三部分 reasons to be cheerful, part three 297 01:48:12,720 --> 01:48:15,553 这些是快乐的原因 第三部分 reasons to be cheerful, part three 298 01:48:16,720 --> 01:48:19,359 这些是快乐的原因 第三部分 reasons to be cheerful, part three 299 01:48:20,760 --> 01:48:24,833 这些是快乐的原因 一二三 reasons to be cheerful one, two, three 300 01:48:25,680 --> 01:48:28,148 Johnny Johnny! 301 01:49:00,880 --> 01:49:04,759 这些是快乐的原因 一二三 reasons to be cheerful one, two, three 302 01:49:10,920 --> 01:49:12,751 一二三 one, two, three 303 01:49:46,880 --> 01:49:48,871 现在 你们都滚吧 你们被炒鱿鱼了 Now, fuck off all of you. You're fired! 304 01:49:49,000 --> 01:49:50,558 滚开去变得伟大吧 And go and be magnificent!