I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO THIS.
KICK-BOXING CLASS I HOPE THEY DON'T PAIR ME.
WITH SOME BIG BROTHER WHO GOT SOMETHING TO PROVE.
OH, NO. KICK-BOXING IS NOT ABOUT SIZE.
IT'S ABOUT TECHNIQUE.
WELL, WE BOTH KNOW WE'VE GOT A LOT
OF TECHNIQUE.
THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.
( Yelling )
KICK. TURN.
HEY, FOCUS.
THESE DUDES ARE ABOUT TO CATCH A BEAT DOWN.
SIDE. JAB, JAB.
SIDE.
GOOD TECHNIQUE ON THAT DIVE, GUYS.
BET YOU'LL BE ON TIME TOMORROW.
( Yelling )
( laughing and cheering )
YEAH, BABY!
♪ SISTER, SISTER ♪
♪ SISTER... SISTER... ♪
♪ I GOT MY OWN MIND ♪
♪ I DO MY OWN STYLE IN MY OWN TIME ♪
♪ AND NOW EVERYBODY SEES ♪
♪ HOW DIFFERENT ♪
♪ WE HAVE COME TO BE ♪
♪ SISTER, SISTER ♪
♪ EVEN THOUGH I'M GLAD ♪ TO BE WITH YOU ♪
♪ I GOT TO FEEL WHAT'S REAL FOR ME ♪
♪ LIKE YOU GOT TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU ♪
♪ WHOA-OH-OH-OH... ♪
♪ ...SISTER ♪
♪ SISTER, SISTER ♪
♪ OH ♪
♪ SISTER, SISTER. ♪
( Humming )
HEY, LISA.
HI, HONEY.
HAVE YOU HIRED A NEW ASSISTANT YET?
NO, BUT I'VE INTERVIEWED SOME PEOPLE
I WOULD HAVE FIRED.
WELL, CYBIL STEWART LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
THAT WOMAN DOESN'T NEED A JOB; SHE NEEDS JESUS.
( Knocking )
OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
LORD, JUST GIVE ME SOMEBODY I CAN WORK WITH.
( laughing )
HI. I'M TODD BANKS.
I'M HERE TO INTERVIEW FOR THE DESIGN
ASSISTANT POSITION.
WELL, COME ON IN, TODD BANKS.
I'M TAMERA CAMPBELL.
OOH, I HOPE SHE CAN WORK WITH HIM.
HI, TODD. I'M LISA LANDRY.
HI. LET ME GET YOU MY RESUME.
MM-HMM.
OH, YOU GRADUATED FROM THE DETROIT DESIGN INSTITUTE.
WHICH MEANS FRESH IDEAS AND NO BAD HABITS.
I SEE HERE THAT YOU HAVEN'T INTERNED ANYWHERE.
THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S BEEN DEVELOPING HIS CRAFT.
TODD, UM, I NEED SOMEBODY WHO HAS DONE THIS BEFORE
SOMEBODY WHO CAN WORK WITH PATTERNS
SOMEBODY WHO CAN WORK WITH A SERGER
AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH WORK EX...
EXCUSE US, TODD.
LISA, I THINK TODD'S YOUR GUY.
I THINK YOU WANT TODD TO BE YOUR GUY.
I'M JUST SAYING, GIVE A BROTHER A BREAK.
TAMERA, HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY WORK EXPERIENCE.
NEITHER WILL TIA AND I WHEN WE GRADUATE
AND YOU KNOW THE DESIGN INSTITUTE IS GOOD.
THAT IS TRUE.
OH, COME ON, LISA, GIVE BACK.
( Stammering )
OKAY.
TODD, CAN YOU START WORK TOMORROW MORNING
AT 9:00 A.M.?
MAKE IT 10:00, AND I'M YOUR MAN.
10:00 IT IS.
10:00'LL BE FINE.
OKAY. SEE YOU TOMORROW.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
WHY ARE YOU SMILING?
I'M JUST HAPPY TO SEE A BROTHER GET A BREAK.
JAB. PUNCH. HOOK. UPPERCUT.
HOOK. UPPERCUT. JAB. PUNCH.
CHUD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I HEARD THIS CLASS WAS BABE CENTRAL
SO I'M JUST HERE TO GET MY TICKET PUNCHED.
SHH!
EXCUSE ME.
WOULD YOU COME OVER HERE AND HELP ME
DEMONSTRATE THE IMPORTANCE OF BALANCE?
DELIGHTED.
SEE THAT? SHE WANTS ME.
( laughing )
HI. CHUD McGRAFT.
( Yells )
YOU OKAY?
CLASS, WHAT YOU JUST SAW WAS AN EXAMPLE
OF A LACK OF ATTENTION AND POOR BALANCE.
WHAT YOU REALLY SAW WAS A LOUDMOUTH JOCK
GET JACKED.
OH, DARN, I MISSED IT.
COULD YOU SHOW US AGAIN?
SURE.
TIA, YOU'RE UP.
OKAY.
( laughing )
OKAY, OKAY. NOW I'M READY.
SO, YOU KNOW, YOU JUST BRING IT ON, LITTLE NINJA.
( Yelling )
( Groaning )
AND JUST PLAY DEAD.
YEAH.
NO, NO, NO. TODD STILL ISN'T HERE, GINGER, NO.
NO. YOU PAGE HIM AND YOU TELL HIM.
TO CALL YOU AT YOUR MAMA'S HOUSE.
TODD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
GETTING THIS PACKAGE AT THE POST OFFICE
LIKE YOU TOLD ME.
YOU HAD TO WAIT IN LINE FOR TWO HOURS?
HECK, NO. I WENT TO STARBUCK'S AND HAD A MUFFIN TILL I SAW
THE LINE GO DOWN.
I TRIED TO CALL, BUT THE PHONE WAS BUSY.
THAT'S BECAUSE ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
HAVE BEEN CALLING HERE.
DON'T GIVE OUT THIS PHONE NUMBER.
THIS IS A BUSINESS, NOT THE DATING GAME.
OOH, I SPOKE TOO SOON.
OH, HI, MA.
WE JUST STOPPED BY TO SEE IF YOU NEEDED ANYTHING.
OH, TODD... I FORGOT YOU WERE
STARTING WORK TODAY.
TAMERA. REMEMBER?
OH, UM, THIS IS MY SISTER TIA.
HI.
WE'RE TWINS.
OH, AND THIS IS OUR FRIEND DIA... DIAVIAN.
IT'S FRENCH.
HI, LADIES.
BYE, LADIES.
YOU CAN WIPE OFF THE DROOL ON YOUR WAY
OUT THE DOOR.
BUT, MA... IT'S GETTING CROWDED IN HERE
AND I'M EXPECTING A FITTING MODEL ANY MINUTE.
GOOD WILL HUNTING!
THAT'S WHAT I FORGOT.
YOU FORGOT TO CALL THE MODELING AGENCY?
WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND A MALE MODEL
WITH A 30-INCH WAIST?
WISH I COULD HELP, BUT MINE'S 31.
CLOSE ENOUGH. HERE.
BUT I'M NOT A MODEL.
YES, AND I'M NOT A PATIENT WOMAN.
YOU CREATED THIS PROBLEM.
NOW SLIP THOSE ON.
I WANT TO CHECK THAT HEM.
( Whispering )
YOU GIRLS WANT SOMETHING?
MM-HMM. A LITTLE MORE A.C.
'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GET HOT UP IN HERE
OKAY? YEAH.
IT'S ABOUT TO GET EMPTY UP IN HERE.
NOW YOU GIRLS RUN ALONG NOW. NOW!
WHY DO YOU GET TO HAVE ALL THE FUN?
THIS IS NOT FUN.
THIS IS MY WORK.
I'M A PROFESSIONAL.
Todd: OKAY. I'M READY.
OKAY.
PERFECT!
YOU KNOW, TYREKE... HMM?
YOU ALMOST LOOK LIKE A REAL COP.
YOU THINK SO?
YEAH.
I MEAN, ALL YOU NEED IS A BADGE, A GUN
AND A BIGGER FLASHLIGHT.
YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT, LITTLE LADY.
YOU HAVEN'T MADE IT TO YOUR CAR YET.
YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT THE SCHOOL
HAS THIS ESCORT SERVICE.
PARDON ME... OFFICER?
AT YOUR SERVICE.
I'M TRYING TO FIND MY CAR.
CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE SECTION K-FOUR IS?
THAT'S NO PROBLEM, MAN.
JUST GO OVER TO THIS ELEVATOR, TAKE A LEFT
RIGHT THERE... OOF!
GIVE ME THAT BAG!
GET OUT OF THE WAY, BABY.
I GOT HIM.
YOU BREAK MY BACK, I'll SUE!
HEY, SHUT UP.
WOLF DEN, THIS IS BABYFACE.
I GOT A ROBBERY SUSPECT APPREHENDED AT PARKING LOT "F"
LEVEL B-FIVE.
I'M REQUESTING BACKUP.
AND A CHIROPRACTOR!
Both: SHUT UP!
THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
JUST HOLD IT.
TODD, I JUST SAT IN A RESTAURANT FOR A HOUR
WAITING FOR A CLIENT WHO SAID HE SPOKE TO YOU THIS MORNING
AND CANCELED THE MEETING.
GOOD WILL HUNTING.
I FORGOT.
YOU SEEM TO DO A LOT OF THAT.
WHERE...?
WHERE ARE THE PATTERNS THAT I ASKED YOU TO CUT OUT?
OH, I DIDN'T FORGET.
I JUST DIDN'T DO THEM.
I WAS AFRAID I MIGHT MAKE A MISTAKE.
LET'S... LET'S JUST GET STARTED.
AND I WANT TO REMIND YOU ABOUT THAT TEXTILE SHOW
TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE MARRIOTT.
IT'S VITAL THAT YOU BE THERE.
SORRY, LISA, I CAN'T.
ONE OF MY BUDDIES CALLED WITH FREE PASSES
TO ROCK 'N' BOWL.
WELL, TODD... I WOULDN'T WANT
CAREER ADVANCEMENT TO GET IN THE WAY
OF YOUR BOWLING AVERAGE
SO WHY DON'T I JUST GIVE YOU TWO WEEKS PAY
AND WE CALL IT EVEN?
YOU FIRING ME?
TODD, YOU'RE NOT READY FOR THIS JOB
AND I AM NOT READY TO DO TIME FOR MURDER.
YOU FIRING ME?
LET ME PUT THIS IN WORDS THAT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.
GOOD JOB HUNTING.
OKAY. THIS BALL GOES RIGHT THERE.
TIA, YOU CANNOT DO THAT.
HEY, GUYS... CHECK OUT THIS PICTURE IN THE DAILY.
NOW, YOU CAN'T TELL THAT'S TYREKE LAYING FACE DOWN
IN THE PARKING GARAGE, CAN YOU?
NO, BUT YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE HIS NAME.
THERE'S A PICTURE OF US?
AND A HEADLINE.
"CAUGHT ON TAPE:
SECURITY STUMBLES AS COED CAPTURES CRIMINAL."
THERE'S AN EPISODE FOR AMERICA'S DUMBEST CRIMINALS.
TYREKE IS GOING TO BE SO EMBARRASSED.
POOR TYREKE.
WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL?
OH... NOT MUCH.
NOTHING. NADA.
UH, ALL OF THE ABOVE.
QUIT FRONTING, OKAY?
NOW, LOOK, I'VE SEEN THE PAPER AND I'M NOT TRIPPING.
NOW, DO Y'ALL WANT TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT?
'CAUSE IT'S MY TREAT.
GREAT.
UH, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN US, SIMONE?
UH, NO, THANKS.
I'M A SENIOR.
I ALREADY KNOW THE MYSTERY BEHIND THE MEAT.
WELL, HEY, TYREKE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TWIST MY ARM.
WHAT?
I MEAN... IF YOU'RE TREATING, I'M EATING.
( laughing )
( Disgusted sigh )
MAN, CAN Y'ALL BELIEVE LISA FIRED TODD
AFTER ONLY TWO DAYS?
I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS
WHEN PUSH CAME TO SHOVE HE COULDN'T DO IT.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, "WHEN PUSH CAME TO SHOVE"?
NOW, WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
NOTHING... JUST THAT HE FELL DOWN
ON THE JOB.
HE DIDN'T FALL.
HE WAS PUSHED!
WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT TODD?
YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST DROP IT, OKAY?
YOU NEED TO COUNT TO TEN, MAN.
HEY, WHAT'S UP, FAMILY?
IS ANYBODY RELATED TO HIM?
HEY... WHAT DO YOU CALL A SECURITY ESCORT
WITH A FLASHLIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
WHAT DO YOU CALL HIM?
YOU DON'T.
YOU CALL TIA.
( Groaning and laughing )
OH, YOU GOT JOKES, MAN?
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A JERK WITH A BIG MOUTH?
HUH?
NOW, YOU GOT JOKES, MAN.
WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING?
I WAS KIDDING, MAN.
TYREKE, YOU'RE WAY OUT OF LINE.
OH, I GET IT, I GET IT.
YOU DEFEND YOURSELF AND YOU'RE SOME KIND OF HERO.
I DO IT AND I'M WAY OUT OF LINE, TIA?
MAN, ALL Y'ALL ARE WACK.
I'M OUT. WHAT?
AND I'VE TRIED CALLING HIM E-MAILING HIM...
NOTHING.
TIA, DON'T SWEAT IT.
IT'LL BLOW OVER.
BUT, TAMERA, I EMBARRASSED TYREKE IN FRONT
OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSITY.
I SHOULD'VE NEVER FLIPPED THAT GUY.
YOU KNOW, UH, GIRLS YOU KNOW, NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP NOW
AND YOU DON'T REALLY NEED MY ADVICE
BUT, UH, I-I WOULD JUST...
CAN I JUST SHARE A THOUGHT WITH YOU
YOU KNOW, WOMAN TO WOMAN?
YEAH.
ARE YOU CRAZY?!
YOU DID NOTHING WRONG, HONEY.
YOU JUST DEFENDED YOURSELF.
I'll BET YOU NOBODY WILL MESS WITH MY BABY AGAIN.
I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. TELL TYREKE.
HE'S THE ONE WHO'S TRIPPING.
WELL, HE'S GOT TO TRIP.
HE'S A MAN.
GIRLS, LET ME SCHOOL YOU ON THE MALE EGO.
NO MATTER HOW TOUGH A MAN MAY BE
ON THE OUTSIDE ON THE INSIDE, HE'S JUST
AS FRAGILE AS THIS EGG.
OOH!
AND JUST AS MESSY.
WELL, MOM IF TYREKE'S FEELINGS ARE HURT,
THEN WHY WON'T HE JUST TELL ME?
BECAUSE HE'S A MAN.
HE... HE COULD FALL OFF A CLIFF, GET RUN OVER BY A MACK TRUCK
SLAM HIS THUMB IN THE CAR DOOR AND STILL GET UP, SAYING
"HEY, IT'S ALL GOOD."
WELL, THAT'S WACK.
WELL, WACK SOMETIMES IS THE WAY OF THE WORLD.
( Knocking )
OKAY.
OH... WELL, HELLO THERE.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
ARE YOU LISA LANDRY?
GUILTY.
SAVE IT FOR THE JUDGE.
WHAT IS IT, MOM?
I DON'T... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
TODD IS SUING ME.
FOR FIRING HIM?
FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
Tyreke: YOU CALLED FOR AN ESCORT, MA'AM?
( Both chuckle )
WOW. THIS IS A SURPRISE.
A SURPRISE?
WELL... YOU WERE SO UPSET THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU
YOU WERE READY TO BITE OFF SOMEBODY'S EAR.
GIRL, YOU'RE FUNNY.
SO YOU'RE NOT STILL MAD?
NO! NO, I'M NOT MAD.
I'M NOT MAD AT YOU, AND I'M NOT EVEN
MAD AT CHUD.
BUT EVEN IF I WAS, ALL RIGHT
I WOULDN'T LET MY FEELINGS GET IN THE WAY
OF DOING MY JOB.
WOW.
I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD BE THAT MATURE.
OH, SEE, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN.
I MEAN, YOU GUYS GET SO EMOTIONAL
WHERE, MEN... WE LIKE TO LET IT OUT AND JUST LET IT GO.
SO, IF YOU FELL OFF A CLIFF, GOT RAN OVER BY A MACK TRUCK
SLAMMED YOUR THUMB IN THE CAR DOOR
YOU WOULD JUST JUMP BACK UP?
YEAH.
BECAUSE IT'S ALL GOOD.
( Clears throat )
GOOD MORNING.
All:
I'M GEORGE DIXON, THE ARBITER.
BY AGREEING TO THIS ARBITRATION
BOTH PARTIES WAIVE THEIR RIGHTS TO A JURY TRIAL
AND MY DECISION WILL BE BINDING.
IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?
Both: YES, MR. DIXON.
IT'S CLEAR OVER HERE, MR. DIXON.
MS. LANDRY, YOU'RE REPRESENTING YOURSELF?
YES, SIR.
THE TRUTH IS MY COUNSEL, AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET ME FREE.
MOM, PACE YOURSELF.
MR. DIXON, I'M BEING REPRESENTED BY MY FATHER, T.C. BANKS.
HE HAD TO RUN TO HIS DADDY.
I GOT THIS IN THE BAG.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, T.C.
I ADMIRED YOUR WORK ON THAT
SUPREME COURT APPEAL.
YOUR BAG'S GOT A BIG HOLE IN IT.
MR. BANKS, AS THE PLAINTIFF, YOU WILL BEGIN.
THANK YOU.
( Clears throat )
MR. DIXON, THIS IS CLEARLY A CASE
ABOUT THE FLAGRANT ABUSE OF POWER.
MY SON, FRESH OUT OF COLLEGE, WAS A VICTIM
OF THIS FRUSTRATED, MIDDLE-AGED EMPLOYER WHO TOOK ADVANTAGE
OF HIS YOUTH AND NAIVETE.
UH! I OBJECT.
THAT IS SLANDEROUS.
I AM NOWHERE NEAR MIDDLE-AGED.
YOU WANT TO SHOW ME YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE?
THE PEOPLE REST.
CONTINUE, MR. BANKS.
TODD, NOW, I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE DIFFICULT FOR YOU, SON
BUT, PLEASE, TELL GEORGE... EXCUSE ME...
MR. DIXON WHAT HAPPENED.
WELL, IT ALL STARTED AFTER I SPENT HOURS AT THE POST OFFICE.
FOR MS. LANDRY.
GOOD MORNING, MS. LANDRY.
I BROUGHT YOU THE MAIL.
MM-HMM. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
I STOPPED BY STARBUCKS TO GET YOU A MUFFIN.
IT'S CRANBERRY. OOH, MY FAVORITE!
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REWARD YOU FOR THIS.
SIT DOWN THAT PACKAGE.
UH-UH-UH!
SLOWER. YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT.
OKAY, MAMA, WHERE IS IT?
YEAH. WHERE'S THE STUD MUFFIN?
WHOO! SHOW ME THE HONEY BABY.
I FORGOT THE HONEY. I'M SORRY.
OH, BABY, THERE'S NOT A SORRY BONE ON YOUR BODY.
( Women clamoring and cackling)
OOH! MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY.
OH! HO-HO, HERE, SLIP THESE ON.
( Clamoring )
BUT... MS. LANDRY, THESE ARE WAY TOO SMALL
AND I'M NOT A MODEL...
AND I'M NOT A PATIENT WOMAN.
NOW, PUT THEM ON. IT'S SHOW TIME!
Diavian: BETTER WORK IT, BOY.
WORK IT. WHOO!
OOH! CUT ON THE A.C.
'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GET HOT UP IN HERE.
GIRLS, YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET.
IT WAS SO DEGRADING!
( Cries loudly )
( Women yelling disagreement)
HE'S LYING!
TOO BAD YOU WEREN'T THIS CREATIVE ON THE JOB.
MS. LANDRY, DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT REQUIRE
MY SON TO SQUEEZE INTO THOSE TRUNKS AGAINST HIS OBJECTION?
NO. HE DIDN'T HAVE TO SQUEEZE...
YOUR DAUGHTERS LINED UP FOR THE PEEP SHOW?
NO! I KICKED THEM OUT.
AHA! SO YOU COULD HAVE HIM ALL TO YOURSELF!
NO! THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED AT ALL.
MS. LANDRY, LET'S HEAR YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY.
THAT'S RIGHT, MAMA, SPEAK THE TRUTH.
YOU CAN TRUST LISA; SHE NEVER LIES.
MM-HMM. GO AHEAD.
NOW, OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART
I GAVE HIS OLD WORTHLESS SON A BREAK
AND THIS IS WHAT HE GAVE ME IN RETURN.
TODD, YOU'RE BACK.
I WAS SO WORRIED SOMETHING
HAD HAPPENED TO YOU AT THE POST OFFICE.
SOMETHING DID... THERE WAS A LINE,
SO I BONED OUT TO STARBUCKS AND HOOKED UP
WITH SOME OF MY Gs.
OOH, THAT'S GOOD.
FRIENDS ARE SO...
FRIENDS ARE SO IMPORTANT.
BY-THE-BY, DID YOU HAPPEN TO PICK UP MY PACKAGE?
OH, YEAH.
OOH! OOH-OOH!
YOU'RE LUCKY IT FIT IN MY POCKET.
IT ALMOST GOT LEFT.
EVERYONE SHOULD BE AS PROMPT AS YOU ARE, TODD.
THAT MODEL'S OVER AN HOUR LATE.
GOOD WILL SMITH.
BROTHER FORGOT TO MAKE THAT CALL.
OOH! NOW, THIS PRESENTS A REAL PROBLEM FOR ME.
NOT THAT YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY.
OH, I DON'T.
OOH! THAT'S SO HEALTHY.
OH, BUT WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND
A MALE MODEL ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE?
WELL... THE HONEYS DO TELL ME MY BODY'S BANGIN'.
OOH! THEN, UM... WOULD YOU MIND
TRYING THESE ON FOR ME?
YEAH, AS LONG AS YOU PUT A LITTLE SOMETHIN'-SOMETHIN'
IN A BROTHER'S CHECK.
( Knocking )
UH, EXCUSE US FOR INTERRUPTING, MOMMY.
OUR HOMEWORK IS DONE AND WE THOUGHT
WE'D START DINNER IF THAT WAS
ALL RIGHT WITH YOU.
( Girls gasping )
OH, MY GOODNESS, A MAN!
UH, UH, IF IT'S TOO HOT FOR YOU, SIR
I CAN TURN UP THE A.C.
COME ON, LADIES, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
( Screaming )
TODD, TODD, THIS IS A WORKPLACE, NOT THE FULL MONTY.
YOU'LL HAVE TO LEAVE.
THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE IN HERE.
GO ON, GO ON.
I DON'T THINK MY MOTHER
WILL EVER LET ME COME OVER HERE AGAIN.
( Lisa gasping )
WHOO! NEITHER WILL MINE.
( Sucks teeth )
AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED
SO HELP ME... WELL, THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED.
YES, BUT YOU HAVE CONVENIENTLY OMITTED
ONE CRUCIAL ELEMENT, MS. LANDRY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
YOU FIRED MY SON BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO ACCOMPANY YOU TO A HOTEL ROOM.
LISA, YOU DIDN'T TELL US
YOU WERE TRYING TO GET YOUR GROOVE BACK.
THAT WAS A TEXTILE SHOW AT THE MARRIOTT.
LIKE I'D BE INTERESTED IN THAT OLD, BROKE-DOWN TYSON WANNA-BE.
OH, THE VERBAL ABUSE CONTINUES.
I'll SHOW YOU VERBAL ABUSE!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.
( Clears throat )
MR. DIXON, IF I'M GUILTY OF ANY CRIME,
IT'S GIVING A JOB TO SOMEBODY
WHO WASN'T READY FOR IT.
FINALLY, AN ADMISSION OF GUILT.
IN MY OPINION, YOU'RE BOTH GUILTY.
YOU OF BAD JUDGMENT.
THE WISDOM OF SOLOMON.
AND YOU OF BAD ACTING.
SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS A SERIOUS CHARGE
THAT COULD DESTROY SOMEONE'S REPUTATION.
IT SHOULD NOT BE USED FOR RETRIBUTION
FOR LOSING ONE'S JOB.
PREACH ON.
AND AS FOR YOU, MS. LANDRY
AS AN EMPLOYER, IT IS VITAL
THAT YOU NOT PUT YOURSELF OR YOUR EMPLOYEES
IN A COMPROMISING SITUATION.
YES, SIR.
ALL RIGHT, THIS CASE HAS NO MERIT. DISMISSED.
YES!
( laughing )
WAY TO GO, DAD.
DON'T THINK YOU'RE STAYING HOME WITHOUT PAYING RENT.
ALL RIGHT, MOMMY, YOU WON!
UH, MS. LANDRY, ONE OTHER THING.
I'll SEE YOU OUTSIDE.
OH. OKAY. THANK YOU.
I BELIEVE THESE ARE YOURS.
OH. THANK YOU, SIR.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M...
I'M STILL A LITTLE FUZZY ON THE ISSUE
OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SAY, YOU WERE MY BOSS, AND YOU WERE ATTRACTED TO ME.
OH.
OH, OH, I'M WITH YOU.
IT WOULD NOT BE A GOOD IDEA FOR YOU TO ASK ME OUT ON A DATE.
OH. WHAT IF I WEREN'T YOUR BOSS
AND I WAS ATTRACTED TO YOU AND I ASKED YOU OUT ON A DATE?
NOW, WHAT WOULD THAT BE?
MY PLEASURE.
I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT.
( Both laughing )
OKAY. COME ON, TYREKE, FLIP ME.
NO WAY.
SHOOT.
YOU'RE MY PARTNER; YOU HAVE TO FLIP ME.
TIA, NO.
YOU MIGHT GET HURT, AND THEN END UP
MAD AT ME.
TYREKE, I WON'T!
I PROMISE.
NOW, WOULD YOU PLEASE...?
( Gasping )
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FLIPPED ME.
TIA, WAIT A MINUTE.
OKAY, MAMA, WHERE IS... IT?
( laughter )
YEAH... ( snickering )
SORRY.
KEEP IT GOING. ( laughter )
MAN!
THAT'S YOUR... THAT'S MY... ( laughter )
NO. NO, NO, NO.
TODD STILL IS NOT HERE, GINGER, NOW.
NO... NO!
NO, YOU PAGE HIM, AND YOU.
TELL HIM TO CALL ABA... BA-BA-BA...