(量子稳定器启动)
来吧,比利! Come on, Billy!
♪ One minute I'm in Central Park ♪
《我当你兄弟》
然后你在哪里?你在哪里? Then where are you? Then where are you?
♪ Then I'm down on Delancey Street ♪
♪ From the Bowery to Saint Mark's ♪
♪ There's a syncopated beat ♪
♪ And all the silly motherfuckers Be singing ♪
♪ Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo ♪
我是什么?我是什么? What am I? What am I?
♪ I'm streetwise ♪
♪ I can improvise ♪
♪ And everybody say ♪
♪ Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo ♪
♪ I'm street smart ♪
♪ I've got New York City heart ♪
♪ Why should I worry? ♪
♪ Why should I care? ♪
♪ I may not have a dime ♪
♪ But what do I got? I got street savoir faire ♪
♪ Why should I worry? ♪
♪ Why should I care? ♪
♪ It's just bebopulation ♪
♪ And I got street savoir faire ♪
♪ The rhythm of the city ♪
♪ But once you get it down ♪
♪ You can own this town ♪
♪ You can wear the crown ♪
当然是这样!天啊! Of course! Oh, my God!
♪ Why should I care? ♪
♪ I said, I may not have a dime ♪
♪ But I got street savoir faire ♪
♪ Why should I worry? ♪
♪ Why should I care? ♪
♪ It's just doo-bopulation ♪
♪ And I got street savoir faire ♪
♪ They love me at the Chelsea They adore me at the Ritz ♪
搞什么? What the fuck?
停,停,等一下!先给我等一下 Stop, stop, stop, hold on! Hold on, hold on.
你他妈的怎么会... How do you even fuckin'--
(派对)
♪ Got to get loose ♪
♪ Everybody get loose ♪
(吉米小子,欢迎回来!)
♪ That feelin' ♪
- ♪ Gotta keep the music jumpin' ♪ - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
(我在牢里蹲了六年 只换到这个烂到爆的蛋糕)
♪ Everybody get loose ♪
(以兹纪念此贤妻良母)
上...上 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
放轻松! Get loose!
爽啦! Biatch!
好的 All right.
在场的各位杀手、军人 和帮派分子都给我听好了 Now, I want all you killers, soldiers, and gangsters to listen up.
给我闭嘴 Shut the fuck up.
我虽然贵为老大 I may be the boss,
但在我心里,这辈子最重大的责任 but I consider my number one job
就是好好当一位父亲 is the job of being a father.
如今我这俊俏的儿子终于出狱了! And my beautiful son is finally out of prison!
这是个值得庆祝的夜晚! This is the night to celebrate!
- 一、二 - 万岁 - Hip, hip... - Hooray.
- 一、二 - 万岁! - Hip, hip... - Hooray!
我要跟各位把话讲明白 Now, I want you all to know
当初害他入狱的人就在你们之中 that one of you is the reason he went to prison in the first place.
你们当中有个该死的内鬼 One of you is a fuckin' rat.
- 该死 - 什么? Oh, shit.
而正当你享受这夜晚 And while you enjoy the night,
自认为一切都很顺利,其实呢... and you think that everything is in the clear, well...
你的死期就要到了 Your time will come.
我向你保证 That I promise you.
你他妈的会付出代价 Your time will fuckin' come.
没错,就是这样 Fuck yeah, it will.
但于此同时... But in the meantime...
大家好好庆祝吧! ...enjoy the festivities!
王八蛋 Motherfucker.
♪ Miracles will happen as we trip ♪
♪ But we're never gonna survive, unless ♪
♪ We get a little crazy ♪
♪ Unless we are a little ♪
♪ Crazy ♪
♪ Crazy yellow people walking through my head ♪
♪ One of them's got a gun, to shoot the other one ♪
- 我好兴奋,却也有点嫉妒 - 嗨,掰了,晚点见 I'm excited, but I'm a little jealous. Hello. Ciao, I'll catch you later.
- 好,待会见 - 再见 - All right, we'll see you in a bit. - Bye.
很高兴见到你, 你也是 Hey, good to see you. Yeah, you too.
嗨 Hi.
你有打算去续摊吗? Are you going to the after-party?
我们都知道这派对会有续摊 然后是续续摊 Oh, we know about the after-party, the after-after-party,
还有续续续摊派对 and the after-after-after-party.
别以为老婆们都没收到邀请 - Mmm... - Just because the wives are not invited
就可以把这件事当作秘密 doesn't mean you can keep a secret from us.
我并没打算去续摊 Well, I'm not going to that.
你想去的话,也是可以 Well, you can if you want to.
你对我真好,我可以去吗? Oh. That's so nice. Can I?
那么,我就跟姐妹们去续摊了 Well, I guess I'll go out with the girls then.
好,玩得开心点 Okay. Well, have fun.
假装你还喜欢着我,有那么难吗? Is it that hard to still pretend you like me?
嗨,听着,我不讲你也知道 Hey, listen, I don't wanna overstate the obvious,
但我真的超想见到你 but I'm pretty fuckin' excited to see you.
我也等不及要见你了 I can't wait to see you too.
好,801号房,我在柜台留了张房卡给你 Okay. It's room 801. I left you a key at the front desk.
- 用那来搭电梯 - 你有买香槟吗? - You need it for the elevator. - Did you get champagne?
我有买香槟吗?有,我帮你买了... Did I get champagne? Yeah, I got you some...
稍微贵一点的香槟 uh, moderately expensive champagne
- 我不知道,也许还买了些花 - 你说溜嘴啰 - and, I don't know, maybe some flowers. - Mmm, spoiler.
但我没说是哪一种花,对吧? I didn't tell you what kind of flowers, did I?
所以还算是保留了一点惊喜 So there's still a little element of surprise.
你买了向日葵送我 You got me sunflowers.
天哪,你怎么猜到的? Fuckin' hell. How did you guess that?
毕竟你很有自己的风格 Well, you can be very specific.
显然如此 Evidently.
- 你有叫客房服务? - 我才没有 - Did you get room service? - No. Hell no.
饭店的餐点都很难吃,等我一下 Hotel food is always terrible. Hang on.
麦克,我知道你在里面,开门 Mike, I know you're there. Open up.
完蛋了! Holy shit!
- 该死! - 宝贝,怎么了? - Fuck! - What's wrong, babe?
麦克,快开门 Open the door, Mike.
- 我知道你在里面 - 该死! - I know you're in there. - Fuck!
完了,那声音是尼克吗? Oh, shit. Is that... Is that Nick?
对,他在这里 Yeah. Yeah, he's here.
麦克,无论如何,千万别开门 Mike, whatever you do, do not open the door.
- 麦克,快开门 - 妈的! - Come on, Mike. - Fuck!
别让我像个蠢蛋一样站在这里 Don't make me stand out here like an asshole.
绝对别开门,他会杀了你 Do not open the fucking door. He's gonna kill you.
你先去避一下,我再找时间打给你 You gotta get out of sight, all right. I'm gonna call you when I can.
- 如果还办得到的话 - 麦克,麦克 - If I can. - Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike.
该死 Oh, fuck.
嘿,兄弟,怎么了? Hey, bud. What's up?
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
方便聊一下吗? Can you talk?
你有话要讲? 方便,想聊什么? You wanna talk? Yeah. About what?
隔壁有一间满不错的咖啡店 There's that nice coffee shop next door.
我从早上到现在还都空着肚子 I haven't eaten anything since this morning,
想去那边吃点东西 so I thought, I'd just grab a bite real quick.
好,当然没问题,但你不是... Yeah, man. Yeah, of course. Well, didn't you...
- 你不是才在派对上吃过吗? - 是 - Didn't you eat at the party, though? - Yeah.
我有吃了,但还是嘴馋 Yeah, I did, but I still got an appetite.
要来吗? You coming?
好,老兄,没问题,当然可以 Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Sure, sure.
你其实可以直接点冰咖啡 You could've just ordered iced coffee.
- 其实我喜欢喝常温的 - 你真是有原则 - Well, I like it room temperature. - You're very specific.
是呀,别人都这样说我 Yeah. So I've been told.
方便帮我个忙吗? Do me a favor?
我今晚想请快枪麦克出马 I could use Quick Draw Mike tonight.
- 讨债? - 对 - Collections? - Yeah.
还有其他东西要讨回来 And some other stuff.
今晚可能会有点辛苦且怪异 It might get a little heavy and weird tonight,
但好消息是,我们应该能在日出前完成 but good news is, we should be done before the sun comes up.
那么吉米小子的续摊派对呢? And what about Jimmy Boy's after-party?
不,这件事... Ah. No, this is...
比续摊重要多了 This is more important than that,
而且时间有点紧迫,所以... and it's also a little bit time-sensitive so...
我的意思是,我身上没带家伙 I mean, I don't... I don't have a piece on me.
我有很多 I've got plenty of 'em.
听着,尼克 有件事我得跟你讲明白,好吗? Listen, Nick. There's something I gotta talk to you about, man-to-man, okay?
而我想你听了会很不爽 And you're not gonna like it.
过去这几周,我一直想跟你讲 I've been trying to bring it up the last couple of weeks,
却总觉得时机不对,我只是想开诚布公 but it hasn't felt like the right time. And I just wanna clear the air.
你打算离开组织? You're leaving the organization?
等一下,你怎么会知道? Hold on, how the fuck do you know that?
我就是知道 I know things.
没错,我受够了 我不再想碰那些暴力和枪枝 Yeah. Yeah, I'm done with it. I'm done with the violence, done with the guns.
我无法再当什么快枪麦克了 I can't do the Quick Draw Mike thing anymore, you know.
好了,可以帮我个忙吗? 话先讲到这里就好,可以吗? All right. Can you do me a favor? Just stop right there. Stop. Okay?
现在是10点05分,我的行程很紧凑 It is exactly 10:05, and I'm on a very tight schedule.
因此,就帮我一个忙 这位即将成为前同事的人 So, just do me a favor, for a soon-to-be former colleague here,
然后,明天开始过你的正常生活 and then start your normal life tomorrow.
好吗? All right?
我们得走了 We gotta scram.
我的车停在后面,走吧 I'm parked in the back. Let's move.
为什么不停在路边车格就好? Why didn't you, uh, park at a meter?
你知道我向来能省则省 I'm cheap, you know that.
你怎么知道我在那间饭店,尼克? How'd you know I was at the hotel, Nick?
快动手吧 Ah, just do it.
- 动手? - 少来了,老兄 - Do what? - Come on, man.
直接来,给我一个痛快 Just do it. Get it over with.
我才不要让自己在这地球上的最后时光 Listen, I'm not gonna spend my final moments on this planet
浪费在等待你扣下扳机的焦虑不安上 having an anxiety attack waiting for you to pull the trigger.
- 要杀就杀,快点 - 天啊,麦克 - You're gonna kill me, kill me. Come on. - Jesus, Mike.
你为什么这么疑神疑鬼? Why are you so damn paranoid?
你没打算要杀我吗? You're not gonna kill me?
- 你说你需要家伙,对吧? - 对 - You said you needed a piece, right? - Right.
- 这把家伙给你 - 不,不行 - Here's your piece. - No, no, no.
不行,我受够了,我不碰枪也不杀人 No. I'm done with that. No guns, no killing.
但如果你要我去修理谁一顿,我可以帮忙 But if you want me to rough somebody up, I could do that.
也许修理一顿就够了 先看今晚会如何发展再说 Maybe that'll be enough. Let's see how the night goes.
我的车就在你身后 That's my car right behind you.
记得我说过我行程很紧凑吗? 我是说真的,来吧 Remember how I said I had a tight schedule? I'm not kidding. Come on.
妈的 Fuck.
(看来我的最后一晚要跟尼克一起度过)
(这感觉太不妙了)
(在饭店房间里等我)
这是生活所需 The cost of living.
会有所转变... Transformation...
尼克,我们为什么要来你家? Why are we at your house, Nick?
打开置物箱 Open the glove compartment.
(氯仿)
这是什么? What's this?
- 这是氯仿 - 氯什么? - That's chloroform. - Chlo what?
- 你不知道氯仿是什么? - 我该知道吗? - You don't know what chloroform is? - Should I know what chloroform is?
- 你有看过电影吗? - 有,我看过很多电影 - Have you ever seen a movie? - Yeah, I've seen many movies.
你看过里面有用到氯仿的电影吗? And have you ever seen a movie with chloroform in it?
- 我不知道 - 你最喜欢哪一类电影? - I don't know. - Okay, what's your favorite genre?
- 最爱哪个类型? - 恐怖片 - What's your go-to genre? - Horror.
好,你看过恐怖片里有人使用氯仿吗? Okay. Have you... Have you seen 'em use chloroform in a movie?
- 音乐剧吗? - 好,听我说 - A musical? - Okay, just listen to me.
你去按门铃,有人会来应门 You're gonna ring the doorbell. Somebody's gonna answer the door.
然后在对方开口讲话之前,你拿这块抹布 Before they can get out a single word, you take that rag
先沾满这东西 然后盖住对方的鼻子和嘴巴 that's soaked in that shit, and you cover their nose and their mouth.
那就是氯仿? Oh, that's chloro-- That's chloroform?
你可以直接讲湿抹布,这样比较好懂 You could've just said the wet rag thing. Made it easier.
- 我不懂什么化学名词 - 好,很好 - I don't know the technical term for it. - Okay, fine. Great.
你就用这块“湿抹布”,好吗?听我说 Do what you call "the wet rag thing." Okay? Listen to me.
盖住鼻子和嘴巴,确实让对方吸进去 Cover their nose and mouth, make sure they inhale.
我会开着车在这街区绕个几圈 I'm gonna drive around the block a few times,
- 你完事了就吹口哨 - 我完事了就吹口哨? - and then whistle when you're done. - Whistle when I'm done?
- 没错 - 这要花多久时间? - Yeah. - How long does this take?
湿抹布大约要十秒钟才会见效 The wet rag thing will take about ten seconds.
- 那你为什么不去做? - 因为要是屋里的人 - Then why aren't you doing it? - If the person in the house
透过门孔看到我,绝对会大呼小叫 looks out the peephole and sees me, they're gonna freak out a little bit.
你别想太多,反正就... Don't overthink it. Just... Just... Just...
去用这块湿抹布 Wet rag thing.
不管你看到什么...看着我 No matter what you see-- Look at me.
不管你看到什么,用湿抹布就对了 跟我重复说一次 No matter what you see, wet rag thing. Say it to me.
不管我看到什么,用湿抹布就对了 No matter what I see, wet rag thing.
你准备好了,时间紧迫,来吧 You're ready. Let's do it.
- 这感觉不太好 - 做的时候感觉会很好 - It doesn't feel great. - It feels good when you do it.
- 真是够了,尼克 - 帮我个忙 - God damn it, Nick. - Do me a favor.
- 别闻那条抹布 - 我干么要去闻抹布? - Don't sniff that rag. - Why the fuck would I do that?
我不知道,毕竟没人知道你会做什么 I don't know. You do things that no one knows.
这未免也太蠢了 This is so fuckin' stupid.
蠢爆了 So fuckin' stupid.
该死! God damn it!
笨蛋...超级大笨蛋 Dumb... Dumb idiot.
嗨,麦克 Hey, Mike.
这真让人搞不懂 This is confusing.
氯仿? Chloroform?
麦克,你在搞什么? What the fuck, Mike?
八、九、十 Eight, nine, ten.
你明明说只要十秒 You said it'd be ten seconds.
过期?搞什么鬼? "Expired." What the fuck?
该死! Fuck!
麦克,你他妈的在干么? What the fuck are you doing, Mike?
这是你出的主意! This was your idea!
搞什么? The fuck?
你处理好了吗? You take care of it?
- 尼克? - 怎么? - Nick? - Yeah?
这是在搞什么鬼? What the fuck?
我说过,这会很辛苦又怪异 I said it was gonna get heavy and weird.
- 你有双胞胎兄弟? - 我是独子 - You got a twin brother? - Only child.
- 那么屋里那个家伙是谁? - 是我 - Who the fuck's that in there? - That's me.
- 是你? - 对 - It's you? - Yes.
- 是尼克? - 是我 - It's Nick? - That's me.
- 那你他妈的是谁? - 我也是尼克 - Who the fuck are you? - I'm also Nick.
我在哪里? So where am I?
- 什么? - 另一个我 - What? - The other me.
- 你在里面 - 好 - You're in there. - Okay.
你刚刚就倒在那里 You were right there.
这里到底是怎么回事?我有叫你用氯仿 What the fuck happened in here? I told you to use the chloroform.
我的确用了氯仿,但是它过期了 I did use the chloroform. It was expired.
氯仿不会过期 Chloroform doesn't expire.
瓶子上的日期分明就过期了 Not according to the date on the fucking bottle.
天啊,这可不在计划之中 Ah, Jesus Christ, this isn't part of the plan.
我们得把这里清干净 We gotta get this place cleaned up,
索萨三分钟后就会到 'cause Sosa's gonna be here in three minutes.
- 索萨? - 对 - Sosa? - Yeah.
他见到你铁定不会高兴,走吧 He's not gonna be happy to see you. Let's go.
我真的快疯了 I'm losing my goddamn mind.
好 All right.
这里,挂这里 Right here. Here, here, here.
挂在这边... Right here--
- 该死 - 好,你得躲起来,快去! - Fuck. - Okay, you gotta hide. Quick!
- 别出声,动作快! - 好 - Don't make a sound. Go, go, go! - Okay.
- 嗨! - 嗨 - Hey! - Hey.
- 谢谢你在这时侯跟我见面 - 别这么客气,请进 - Thanks for meeting me like this. - Yeah, of course. Come on in.
天哪 Damn.
你家里重新装潢了? You redecorate?
对,就只是稍微变化一下 Ah, yeah, just, you know, changin' it up a little bit.
- 要喝点什么吗? - 我能借用一下厕所吗? - You want somethin' to drink? - Uh, you mind if I use your bathroom?
- 可以 - 还是你要我就地解决? - Yeah. - Do you want me to piss on the floor?
不了,厕所的话,走廊走到底就有一间 No, not at all. Actually, you know what? There's one right down the hall
- 在右手边 - 太好了 - to the right. - Fuck.
你们想喝点果汁吗? You guys like a Capri-Sun?
一切都还好吗? You find everything all right?
- 很好 - 好 - Oh, yeah. - Okay.
你知道我一直怀疑我们之中有内鬼吗? You know how I've been suspecting that we got a rat in our midst?
其实,我有个名字了 Well, I got a name.
我跟我们派到警局的人谈过了 I talked to our guy in the department.
那个暗中告密的人? The guy with the leg?
- 对,你知道他是谁吗? - 我当然知道 - Yeah. You know who it is? - Indeed, I do.
我知道他跟那些王八警察说了哪些秘密 I know everything he shared with those pig cocksuckers.
我来处理 I'll handle it.
不用了,我雇用了职业杀手 No need. I hired a contract killer.
谁? Who?
巴伦 The Barron.
他专门为了这件事飞过来 He flew in just for this.
几小时前才刚降落 Landed a few hours ago.
(巴伦)
但我之所以要亲口告诉你,是有原因的 But there's a reason why I'm telling you this in person.
好 Right.
这跟那个内鬼的身分有关 That's because of who the rat is.
他是你熟识的人 It's someone you have a history with.
你们可能已经不像从前那样称兄道弟 You guys might not be as close as you used to be,
但这消息想必还是会让你感到痛心 but that won't stop the news from hitting like a fuckton of bricks.
内鬼是麦克 The rat is Mike.
不会的,一定有人给了你什么错误的资讯 No. I mean, someone gave you some bad information.
这不可能 That's not possible.
不只有可能,根本就是事实 Oh, it's more than possible. It's the truth.
吉米小子正在往续摊派对的路上 Jimmy Boy's on his way to his after-party right now,
巴伦则收到了明确指示 and The Barron's got explicit instructions
务必要在续续续摊派对前搞定这件事 to make sure that this is done by the after-after-after-party.
你知道麦克现在人在哪里吗? Do you have any idea where Mike is right now?
他在天顶饭店 He's at the Zenith Hotel.
该死! Fuck!
(马上离开饭店房间!)
(- 怎么了?) (- 你有危险)
该死 Fuck. Fuck.
你可以慢慢消化这件事 You can take a beat to process this.
不过,麦克明天早上就会横死街头了 But Mike will be street pizza by morning.
麦克,索萨走了 Sosa's gone, Mike.
快点,把门打开 Come on, unlock the door.
尼克,我不是内鬼 I'm not the rat, Nick.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
你知道? You know?
对,有人陷害你 Yeah. Somebody framed you.
你怎么知道? How do you know that?
因为这不是我第一次度过今天晚上 Because this isn't the first time I lived through tonight.
什么? What?
你经历过多少次今晚? How many times have you lived through tonight?
这是第二次 This is the second.
好,所以你来自未来,对吗? Okay, so you're from the future, is that it?
- 没错 - 尼克,别想耍我 - Exactly. - Don't fuck with me, Nick.
听着,事情是这样的 我们第一次度过今晚的时候 Listen, here's the thing. The first time that we went through tonight,
你不幸丧命了 unfortunately, you died.
- 我死了? - 对,但这就是我回来的原因 - I died? - Yeah, but that's why I'm back.
我来尝试修正一些错误 因此今晚的计划很简单 I wanna try to right some wrongs here. So the plan tonight is very simple.
我们只要让你活着就行了 We just gotta keep you alive.
为了做到这一点,我需要你的协助 Now, in order to do that, I'm gonna need your help.
但目前的状况是,现在外面有一个人 But currently, there is a person out there, right now,
他可能会搞砸整件事,而那个人就是我 that could fuck this whole thing up. And that person is me.
- 你听起来像个疯子 - 不是,但我理解 - You sound insane. - No, I understand.
我最终能跟你解释清楚这一切 Eventually I'll be able to explain everything to you.
但我们现在最重要的事情 就是去找尼克,好吗? But the important thing right now is that we go locate Nick. Okay?
现在的尼克,我是未来的尼克 Present Nick. Future Nick.
我们走 Let's go.
好,我不确定你是否有办法解释这一切 Yeah. I'm not sure that there's a way that you can explain everything.
你不是把车停在那里吗? Didn't you park right there?
该死 Oh, shit.
我想是你把车偷走了 I think you stole it.
(续摊派对)
我喝醉了! I'm so fucked up!
(吉米小子)
蠢货东尼,你这个大白痴! Dumbass Tony, you stupid fuck!
吉米小子,你这个王八蛋! Jimmy Boy, you son of a bitch!
- 你好呀 - 嗨 - Yeah. - Hey.
- 你最近有遇到火爆阿杰吗? - 该死,你没听说吗? - You seen Jackie Napalm anywhere? - Ah, shit. You haven't heard?
他上个月被几个加拿大人干掉了 He got blown away by some Canadians last month.
- 少瞎扯了 - 他们非常心狠手辣 - Shut the fuck up. - They're very violent people.
- 我从没听说过 - 是呀 - I've never heard that before. - Yeah.
- 该死!我们的火爆阿杰? - 没错 - Damn! Jackie Napalm? - Yeah.
一路好走呀,兄弟 RIP to a real one, man.
- 该死 - 你的老二还好吗? - Whoa! Damn. - How's your dick?
我的什么? My what?
你知道俗话说 22到29岁是人生中最美好的时光吧? You know how they say that 22 to 29 are the best years of your life, right?
你可以熬夜狂欢到天亮 You can stay up all night partying till the sun comes up.
但在那段岁月中最棒的一点是 你的老二还能冲锋陷阵 But the best part about being that age, my dude, your dick still works.
你是说你的不行了? Are you saying yours doesn't?
一开始还是硬得起来 我不想说得太仔细,不过... Well, it starts out hard. I don't wanna get into the details, but--
你到底要说什么? Is this going somewhere?
我要说的是 被抓也好,坐牢也罢,那都不算惨 The thing is, getting pinched, doing time, my bro, that is not the tragedy.
全都没关系,重点是他们抓你进去时 That's fine. It's when you got pinched. Yeah.
也夺走了你老二的光荣岁月 They robbed you of your best dick years, my dude.
我现在干么要听这种让人泄气的鬼话? Why the fuck would I wanna hear this depressing shit right now?
- 我只是在闲聊 - 那你给我听好了,蠢货东尼 - Just making conversation. - Let me tell you somethin', Dumbass Tony.
怎么了? Yeah?
你就是个该死的大蠢蛋 You're a fucking dumbass.
谢了,兄弟 Thanks, man.
嗨,吉米小子! Hey, Jimmy Boy!
- 索萨来了! - 爸! - Oh, Sosa's here! - Dad!
- 太棒了! - 你来了! - Oh, yeah! - You made it!
老大好 What up, boss?
嗨! Hey!
- 吉米小子 - 爸 - Oh, Jimmy Boy. Jimmy Boy. - Dad.
搞什么... What the--
索萨先生!对不起,我不是... Mr. Sosa. I-- Excuse me. I wouldn't--
没事,不要紧 No, no. It's all right.
人生总有意外,对吧? Accidents happen, right?
对 Yeah. Yeah.
朋友,过来这里 Hey, come here, pal.
嘿 Hey.
吉米小子,还喜欢这些庆祝活动吗? Jimmy Boy, how you likin' the festivities?
维尼熊喜欢吃蜂蜜吗? Does Pooh Bear love honey?
- 谁? - 维尼熊 - Who? - Pooh Bear.
他喜欢吃蜂蜜吗? Does he love honey?
- 维尼熊是什么鬼? - 卡通人物 - Who the fuck is Pooh Bear? - The cartoon.
你没看过《跳跳虎历险记》吗? You never seen The Tigger Movie?
- 他喜欢吃蜂蜜吗? - 他超爱吃蜂蜜! - Does he like honey? - He likes honey!
- 好 - 就像我超爱这派对! - Oh, good! - And I love the party!
很好! Good!
听我说 Listen here.
我们接下来还有两场续摊 今晚结束的时候还有个惊喜 We got two more parties to go, and a surprise at the end of the night.
陷害你的人会得到应有的报应 Someone who wronged you is gonna get their well-deserved comeuppance.
得到什么? Their what?
他的...报应? His come-- Comeuppance?
太好了!我爱这... Fuck yeah! Yeah, I love...
我爱报应,爸 I love comeuppance, Dad.
我超喜欢这个, - Mmm-hmm. - One of my favorite things.
对啊,不过我得老实说 Yeah. I gotta be honest.
我不知道报应两个字怎么写 但这听起来很酷 I don't know what comeuppance is, but it sounds dope.
我不懂卡通,你不懂这两个字 I don't know cartoons, you don't know big words.
- 谁管它? - 谁管它? - Who cares? - Who cares?
听着 Listen,
去好好享受接下来的派对 弥补那些失去的光阴 go enjoy the rest of the party. Make up for lost time.
- 好,我这就去 - 好 - All right, I'm on it. - All right.
把那家伙丢出去 Get that shit outta here.
免得这里臭气薰天 Before it stinks up the place.
遵命 Okay.
我知道你现在很忙,但可以请你一边忙 I know you're kinda busy right now, but can you chew gum
一边解释你他妈的怎么从未来回来的? and explain how the fuck you're from the future at the same time?
你这语气,显然没在听我说话 That's a tone that tells me you're not listening.
- 我在听 - 好 - I'm listening. - Okay.
从现在开始的六个月后,我踏进了时光机 So six months from now, I step into a time machine.
- 就像《超时空奇侠》那样,你懂吗? - 我头好痛 - Like Doctor Who. You know, the TARDIS? - There's my headache.
你无从想像,就像是在玩你画我猜 You have no reference. It's like playing Pictionary with someone
但对方从来没玩过那样 你就先专心听我说, that doesn't have a lot of experience. So just try to focus
尽可能去理解就好 and see if you can get this, okay.
我踏进了一台时光机 I stepped into a time machine,
接着我踏出了那台机器,来到今天下午 and then when I stepped out of the machine, it's this afternoon.
- 时光机? - 对 - A time machine? - Yeah.
- 你认识西蒙吗? - 西蒙? - You know Symon? - Symon?
- 西方的西? - 那个爱乱发明的宅男? - Symon with a "Y"? - The nerdy, inventor guy?
我不喜欢贴标签 但你知道我在讲谁,喜欢发明的那个 I don't like labels, but you know what I mean. Likes to invent and do it.
- 该死 - 对 - Oh, shit. - Yeah.
妈的! - Oh, fuck! - Mmm-hmm...
- 请用 - 西蒙! - Here you go. - Symon!
嗨! Hey!
- 抱歉,我迟到了 - 干么抱歉?又没怎样 - Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late. - Are you kidding me? Who cares?
- 好,走吧? - 好 - Okay. Shall we? - Yeah.
- 好 - 干杯 - Okay. - Cheers.
我听说有人跑去法院登记结婚了 I heard that someone ran off to the courthouse and got married.
你结婚了? Did you get married?
真的假的? What?
天啊! Holy shit!
那些关于他的传闻是真的吗? Is it true what they say about him?
什么传闻? About what?
你老公他...他好像是个... Your husband, that he's... that he's like a...
帮派分子 Oh, that he's a gangster.
- 他是帮派分子吗? - 是,谁知道呢?我妈又不知道 - Is he a gangster? - Yeah. Who knew? Not my mom.
很疯狂吧 Yeah, crazy.
- 他会借钱给别人 - 好 - He loans money to people. - Okay.
要是对方没连本带利还回来 And if those people don't pay him with interest,
- 他的腿就会被打断 - 有这种事? - then an enforcer breaks their legs. - That happens?
有,如果腿断了还不还钱,那就... Yeah. And if they still don't pay, well...
不过,其实我刚认识尼克的时候 他是个很有趣的人 But, you know, when I met Nick, he was so funny.
他那时说他在做清洁工作,我心想 I mean, he said he worked in sanitation, and I was like,
“糟了,这家伙是垃圾车司机” "Damn, that guy is driving garbage trucks."
是啊,后来我才了解他是负责杀人灭口 Yeah, but then I realized that he was just, you know, killing people.
不过,我发现他只是一个... But, you know, I figured he was just this, like,
很爱我的人 guy that loved me.
对,他很有趣,生活充满刺激,而且... Yeah. He was fun and exciting, and...
我想我们都可以对自己的伴侣 睁一只眼闭一只眼,对吧? I mean, we can all forgive one thing about our partners, right?
对啊,当然可以,毕竟你之前还曾经 Of course. Yeah. I mean, you once dated a guy
- 交往过迷上近身魔术的人,对吧? - 没错 - who was into close-up magic, right? - Exactly.
- 但说回到尼克 - 就是我 - But going back to Nick. - Dated me.
然而我们结婚之后 You see, after we got married,
我才了解到我闭上眼不管他的事情 I realized that the one thing I was forgiving with him
其实包含了很多不堪的...事情 was actually a lot of fucking... things.
他一直背着我偷吃 He was cheating on me all the time.
他没有背着你偷吃 He was not fuckin' cheating on you.
像是... Like...
- 我们干么笑? - 就... - Why are we laughing? - It's...
- 一直都是 - 我们好像不应该笑 - All the time. - This doesn't seem like we should laugh.
这真的很好笑,对吧? It's really funny, right?
- 对啊 - 对 - Yeah. - Yeah.
总之... Anyway, um...
我真的很想离开他 I'd really like to leave him.
我很想离开他,但如果你知道 I would love to leave him, but if you know, like, a...
有个能离开超危险的人 又能确保自身安全的方法 like, a non-dangerous way to leave a super-dangerous guy, I...
- 我会感激不尽 - 好的 - I'd really appreciate it. - Yeah.
我现在脑中还没有具体想法 I don't... I don't... I don't know one right off the top of my head,
但这样的人生故事,天哪,真是太精采了 but goddamn, that story was-- Oh, my God, I loved that story.
我很感谢你跟我讲这些,但其实我... I appreciate the info dump, but I was actually...
其实我是出于自私的理由才开口问你的 I was actually asking that question for selfish reasons.
- 你想要借钱 - 我想要借钱 没错, - You want a loan. - I want a loan. Exactly.
因为我目前在进行一项计划 Because I'm currently on a project right now,
我在找金主,而且这项计划 I'm lookin' for financing, and it's something
不是传统的投资者能够理解的事情 that traditional investors can't fuckin' wrap their heads around.
大家都拒绝了,他们都无法理解 Everybody's saying no. They don't understand.
- 是 - 我需要找到别的方法 - Right. - So, I need to find alternative methods
来取得我需要的资金 to get the funds I need.
不过,我认为要是从他那里拿到钱 你的下场可能会很惨 You see, I think getting money from him could end very poorly for you.
我认为这计划万无一失 I can't think of one way this could go wrong.
- 好 - 我们会长生不老 - Right. - We're gonna live forever.
所以那个西方的西蒙 爱丽丝的发明家朋友 So Symon with a "Y," Alice's fucking inventor friend,
用我们借给他的钱打造了一台时光机? built a time machine with the money we loaned him?
对,而且你知道他最近一直避不见面 Yeah, and you know how he's been dodgin' us lately
- 不还钱? - 对 - over payments? - Yeah.
在接下来的六个月里都如此 That doesn't change over the next six months,
到最后,我得一路追踪他 来到他的车库兼实验室 and eventually, I have to track him down to his garage-slash-laboratory
看看他是否肯把钱吐出来 to see if he'll cough up the money.
但当我到了那里,他不在家 But when I get there, he isn't home.
我就是在那时候看见 他用我们的钱打造出了什么 And that's when I see what he did with our money.
(您想去另一趟时空旅行吗?)
(如果想去,会是哪个时间呢?)
我当时心中一直挂念着一个日子 There's one day I've thought about a lot.
就是今天 That's today.
我会死的那天, 或者说死掉的那天 The day I die. Or died.
没错 Yeah.
这像是电玩游戏 Like a video game.
(祝您旅途愉快)
结果成功了 - And it worked. - Uh-huh...
那台时光机在哪里? Where is this time machine?
那不重要,因为我们用不了 Ah, that doesn't matter, because we can't really use it.
什么意思?为何用不了? What do you mean? Why not?
- 我好像不小心炸毁了 - 什么? - I might have accidentally blown it up. - What?
我不是故意的,有些事情就是会发生 It wasn't fuckin' intentional. It just was one of these things that happened.
为什么不叫西蒙修好它? 或是再打造一个?他办不到吗? Why can't Symon fix it? Or build another one? Can't he?
这个嘛... Well...
尼克,你该不会 Nick, you didn't.
在时光机的门打开的时候 Well, when the doors of the time machine opened,
到处都充斥着烟雾和强光 there was all this smoke and bright light.
我看到有人拿枪指着我 And I see someone pointing a gun at me.
我们各自开了几枪 And we both take a shot or two
有颗子弹打中了某个钢瓶,然后... and one of the bullets hit some sort of a tank, and, you know...
他妈的,尼克! God damn it, Nick!
对,然后我... Well, yeah, and then I--
全是一瞬间发生的事 It just kind of, you know, it was a moment,
然后我一不小心,真的是场意外 我开枪打中了他 and then accidentally, it was an accident, but then I shot him.
你一不小心就意外打中他? You accidentally accidentally shot him?
我开枪打中他,我不是故意的 I shot him, and it wasn't on purpose.
真是糟糕透顶 Well, this fuckin' sucks ass.
真该死! God damn it!
上车吧,有好消息,听到这引擎声了吗? Get in the car. We got good news. You hear the purring?
好,我们没有时光机,西蒙也死了 Okay. We do not have the time machine, and Symon is dead.
所以我们只有一次机会把事情做好 无法重来,了解吗? So, we get one chance to do this right. There's no do-overs. Okay?
- 真棒 - 说到这里 - Great. - So, with that being said
我们不妨趁这空档来脑力激荡一下 and being relaxed, let's just brainstorm in a great way.
我们要怎么找到我? How do we find me?
- 什么?你没有计划吗? - 我原本有计划 - What? You didn't plan for this? - I had a plan for this.
我的计划是把我弄昏,然后塞进后车厢 My plan was to knock me out and put me in the trunk.
你的车不是有装什么卫星定位追踪器 Well, doesn't your car have, like, a GPS tracker or something,
以防有人把车偷走吗? in case it gets stolen?
很好,手机给我看一下 That's good. Let me see your phone.
你为什么要看我的手机? Why do you wanna see my phone?
我不知道不同时空的手机能不能同时存在 Well, I don't know if two phones can exist in the same times--
我不知道这要怎么弄,我的手机用不了 (等我传讯给你,你再回我) I don't know how this works, my phone gives me nothin'.
好,算了,就拿去吧 Yeah. Okay. Okay. Take it. Whatever.
我要通报,有人偷了我的车 I'd like to report my car stolen.
对,他出现在我家 Yeah, he shows up at my house,
然后我和他打了起来 and then me and him end up getting into it.
他拿我的保龄球奖杯,往我的下巴用力砸 He takes my bowling trophy, he smashes it across my jaw.
那家伙简直是个疯子 The guy's completely lost his mind.
就像整个人精神崩溃了 It's like he's on tilt or something.
巴伦以为他还在天顶饭店 The Barron thinks he's at the Zenith Hotel.
我得打给他,你现在人在哪里? I need to give him a call. Where the fuck you at?
我在加油站刚加完油 等等就会去续摊派对了 I'm just at the gas station finishin' up, then I'll head to the after-party.
- 快给我过来 - 好,派对上见 - Get your ass over here. - All right, I'll see you there.
我在那里 There I am.
- 嗨,你好吗? - 还好 - Hi, how are you? - Good.
很好,我想来点无糖糖果 Good. I was gonna try some sugar-free candy.
糖果?糖果就是有糖 Candy? Candy is sugar.
你有听过素食热狗吗? Well, you've heard of, like, a vegetarian hotdog?
- 有 - 那种热狗没有肉 - Yeah. - There's no meat.
只是看起来像热狗 It's just the looks.
- 对 - 但那味道... - Right. - But it tastes...
- 就像那样,只是换成糖果 - 我们这边有含糖的饼干 - So like that, but for candy. - I have cookies that have sugar in them,
你可以拿四包,买二送二 and you can get four of them for the price of two of them.
我对饼干买几送几没兴趣 No, I'm not interested in getting upsold on cookies.
- 我只对糖果有兴趣 - 好的 - I'm interested in the candy. - Right.
懂吗?但是要无糖的 Right? But it doesn't have sugar.
我想我大知道你在说什么了 I'm picking up what you're putting down, I think.
你在找某种不存在的糖果 You're looking for a candy bar that doesn't exist.
好,我不知道还能怎么跟你说 Okay, I... I don't know how else to say it to you, bro,
但无糖的糖果确实存在 but the sugar-free candy exists.
这位老哥 Well... Bro...
可以请你看一下吗? Oh, would you look at that?
看来我们这边都卖完了 Mmm, looks like we're all out of stock
没有那种瞎编出来的糖果,这位白痴先生 of fairy-tale fuckin' made-up candy bars, you fucking moron.
请问还有什么需要帮忙的吗? Can I help you with anything we have?
说真的,我今晚已经糟糕透顶了 You know, I've had a very bad night tonight.
我真讨厌我自己 I fucking hate myself.
好,这看来有点反应过度了 Okay, this feels like a bit of an overreaction.
我们得速战速决 We gotta do this thing quick.
我通报之后,警方就会收到消息 When I called it in, they would've notified the cops.
也就是我们大概有 20到30分钟的时间可以利用 That means we got about 20 or 30 minutes for response time,
- 然后也许... - 尼克 - and then maybe-- - Nick.
怎么? Yeah.
开什么玩笑? Are you kidding me?
好,他们进来的时候,你什么都别说 All right. When they come in here, you don't say shit.
- 懂吗? - 懂 - You understand? - Yeah.
天啊,我没想到他们这么快就... Oh, Jesus, I mean, I didn't expect them to respond instantly.
这也不是你第一次没想到了 This wasn't one of your brighter ideas.
保持冷静 Just be cool.
我们在找开那辆奥迪车的人 Hey, we're looking for the guy who has the Audi.
- 尼克? - 嗨,小莎,最近好吗? - Nick? - Hey. What's up, Sam?
你通报说你的车被偷了 You reported your car stolen.
- 我没有 - 好吧 - Uh-uh. No. - Okay.
我们接到通报电话 Well, we got the call.
- 那还真让人困惑,我不知道 - 对啊 - Ah, that's confusing. I don't know. - Yeah.
- 说到好狗运 - 怎么了? - Talk about fuckin' luck. - What?
那位是莎曼珊谢尔,我们没事了 That's Samantha Scheer. We're fine.
谁?那个警察吗?你认识她? Who, the cop? You know her?
对,就像是克莉丝汀跟红人合唱的那首歌 Yeah, it's Christina Aguilera featuring Redman.
是个“下流”警察 - Huh? - Dirty.
那首歌很赞 That's a good tune.
想必是恶作剧 Must have been a prank.
对,一定是... Yeah, must've... must've been...
- 好,很高兴见到你 - 谢了,我也是 - Okay. Nice seeing you. - All right. Yeah, you too.
这家伙有枪,他刚刚还指着我 Uh, this guy here has a gun. He pulled it on me.
他拿枪指着我 Pulled a gun on me.
你说什么? - What did you say? - Um...
这家伙刚刚拿枪指着我 This guy pulled a gun on me.
尼克是地方上有头有脸的人士 Nick is a pillar of the community.
他不会做这种事 He would do no such thing.
这个有头有脸的先生 刚刚的确拿枪指着我 Well, Pillar Boy over here definitely pulled a gun on me,
- 我还有影片为证,所以... - 不,你没有 - and I have it on video, so... - No, you don't.
- 我有 - 听着 - Yeah, I do. - Hey!
没有影片证据的人 才不会有一辈子的麻烦 People who don't have things on video don't have lifelong problems.
没错 - Oh... - Yeah.
好的 Okay.
那如果我删除 What if I just, uh, delete
今晚全部的监视录像呢? all of the footage from this evening?
不错,我觉得这是个好主意 Now, I think that's a great idea.
- 这主意很棒 - 很好,这位市民 - It's a great idea. - Good idea, citizen.
尼克,很高兴见到你 Great seeing you, Nick.
小莎,见到你真好 帮我跟你的好老公打声招呼 Hey, great to see you, Sam. Say hi to your lucky hubby of yours.
前老公 Oh. Ex-hubby.
所以,跟我打个招呼就可以 So, maybe you just say hi to me.
这感觉不像是“什么都别说”,对吧? That doesn't feel like "don't say shit," does it? Hmm?
看来我不能再边嚼大麻边喝酒了 Whoa, I gotta stop drinking while I am on edibles, man.
你说什么? What?
老哥,你在你的后面 You're behind you, dude.
他昏了吗? Is he out?
- 昏了 - 谢谢 - Yeah. - Thanks.
这个长得跟你一模一样的人 That guy that looks just like you?
真是个大混蛋 Huge dick.
去你的 Fuck you.
- 给我滚开! - 搞什么鬼? - Get away from me! - What the fuck?
他去哪了? Where'd he go?
- 我看不清楚,你呢? - 没看到 - I can't see great. You? - No, no.
我去第四排,你去第二排 I'm gonna take four. You take two.
好,他在第三排,我看到他了 Okay, he's on aisle three. I saw him.
好,我们前后包夹 Okay, we'll head him off.
你他妈到底是谁? Who the fuck are you?
麦克,你在搞什么? What the fuck, Mike?
王八蛋 Son of a bitch.
我不知道你们三个人在搞什么 I don't know what the fuck you three are up to,
但刚刚有人肘击我的眼睛,这很差劲 but someone elbowed me in the eye and that is not cool.
对,我很抱歉,让你亲眼经历这一切 Yeah. My apologies that you had to witness all this.
这跟我们预期的状况差了十万八千里 This went a lot further than we expected.
这就是我要离开的原因 This is why I'm quitting.
我不是指杀人这件事 I'm not talking about the killing.
这所有的事情,我都再也受不了了 Talking about all of it. I can't do this anymore.
我理解,把他绑起来,塞进后车厢 All right, I understand. Let's just get him tied up and get him in the trunk.
好,索萨聘请来杀我的杀手是谁? Okay, so who's this contract killer Sosa hired to kill me?
你听过巴伦吗? Have you ever heard of The Barron?
好,也许没听过反而是好事 Yeah. Maybe that's a good thing.
为什么?会有多可怕? Why? How bad could it be?
他是特级杀手,而且... I mean, he's a A-plus killer and...
他会把目标对象吃掉 he eats his targets.
- 他什么? - 他是食人杀手 - He what? - Cannibal assassin.
- 这太扯了 - 我向上天发誓 - Shut the fuck up. - Swear to God.
- 给我闭嘴 - 吃人是他的招牌手法 - Shut the fuck up. - That's his signature move.
- 别再瞎扯了 - 他有双重特质 - Shut the fuck up. - He's both things.
既是杀手,也是食人魔 He's an assassin and he's a cannibal.
而且他十分重视这两个特质 And he takes both of them very seriously.
我不想变成食物 I don't wanna be eaten, Nick.
我理解,我也同意,这场面真的不好处理 No, I understand. I agree. It's not an ideal situation.
因此,请帮我个忙 Okay, so, do me a favor.
我要你传简讯给爱丽丝 I want you to text Alice
叫她去停车场跟我们碰面 and tell her to meet us in the parking garage
市中心的麦克林托克大道556号 at 556 McClintock Boulevard, Downtown.
等一下,为什么要找爱丽丝? Wait a minute. Why Alice? Why?
因为索萨迟早会发现 Because at some point, Sosa's gonna figure out
我在跟你合作 that I'm working with you
而我想确保爱丽丝的安全 and I wanna make sure Alice is safe.
了解,但是... Okay. But what...
我不知道我有没... 干么要我传? I don't know if I have-- Why are you asking me this?
你不知道号码吗? Don't you know her number?
我没有记在脑子里 I don't have it memorized.
你确定你没有她的号码吗? Are you positive you don't have her number?
你问我确不确定? Am I positive I don't have her number?
我是说,你确定有人可以确定任何事吗? I mean, are you positive about-- Is anybody positive about anything?
不确定 Not sure.
我看看,有很多A开头的名字 But I'll look. There's a lot of As in here.
亚力山卓... "Alexandria."
我找到了,名称是“尼克老婆” I do have it. It's under "Nick's wife."
你传简讯,我开车 You text, I drive.
所以有个噩梦般的骇人杀手盯上了麦克 So a nightmare fuel assassin has Mike in his sights,
而你想帮助他活过今晚 and you're trying to help him survive the night.
整体来说就是这样吗? Is that the macro here?
大致上吧 Mostly.
但还有一个关键转折 用看的会比用讲的更清楚 But with one important wrinkle and... show's gonna be easier than tell.
真神秘 Oh. Mysterious.
听我说,你看了会吓一大跳 Just a heads up, you're gonna freak out a little,
而且会有些问题想问 and then you're gonna have some questions.
我的天啊 - Holy shit. - Mmm-hmm...
这里有两个尼克? So there's two Nicks?
你有问题想问吗?我还以为你会想问问题 Do you have some questions? I imagine you have some.
我就有很多问题 I had a lot of questions.
我的确有个问题 Well, I do have a question.
请问哪一个是来自未来的尼克? Which Nick's from the future?
- 什么?你怎么知道? - 你是从过去来的吗? - What? How did you know that? - Oh, are you from the past?
我来自六个月后的未来 I'm from the future, six months from now.
你怎么会... How did you...
西蒙是我的朋友,记得吗? Well, Symon's my friend, remember?
他有跟我说他为什么要跟你们借钱 I mean, he told me why he wanted money from you guys,
但我当时以为他只是异想天开 没想到...太夸张了! but I thought he was a fucking kook, but... God damn!
西蒙真的想出了时空旅行的方法? Symon figured how to fucking time travel?
我本来还很期待看到你吓坏了 I was kind of excited for you to freak out.
- 真令人失望 - 好吧 - This has been a letdown. - All right.
- 我来叫醒他 - 等一下 - Let me wake him up here. - Wait.
来,快醒醒 Come on. There you go.
嗨 Hi.
这是怎么回事? What's happening?
我就是你 I'm you.
而你要跟我们走 And you're coming with us.
- 西方的西蒙打造出一台时光机? - 没错 - Symon with a "Y" built a time machine? - Yep.
- 而且可以用? - 对 - And it works? - Yeah.
显而易见 Obviously.
我还以为你是复制人 I thought you were a clone.
傻瓜,复制人都是假的 Well, clones aren't real, dummy.
是啊,时光机却是真实到不得不相信 Right. And time machines are super grounded in reality.
你知道麦克和爱丽丝搞上了吧? You know, uh, Mike and Alice are fucking, right?
- 我知道 - 你知道? - Yeah, I know. - You know?
我来自未来 I'm from the future.
我明白他们两个会很震惊 但你应该能理解 I get this is shocking to those two, but you should at least realize
我知道你知道的一切,对吧? I know everything you know, right?
对,没错,我懂了 Yeah, totally. Yeah, I get it.
你什么时候发现的? When did you find out?
吉米小子派对的前一天 The day before Jimmy Boy's party.
也就是昨天? So yesterday?
所以现在的你显然火冒三丈,对吧? And present you is clearly unbelievably pissed about it, correct?
不,完全没有 No, not at all.
有人背叛我简直让我心里开心到不行 I mean, personal betrayal just fills me with immense joy.
索萨认为我是内鬼,因此我命悬一线 Okay, my life is on the line 'cause Sosa thinks I'm the rat,
- 而我现在知道是谁陷害我了 - 对 and I'm just now figuring out - who framed me. - Right.
- 是他们 - 没错 - They did. - Yeah.
其实,严格来说只有他 Well, technically it was him.
- 我是来收拾局面的 - 真是太棒了 - I'm here to fix it. - Wow, terrific.
我们完了 We are fucked.
我们都犯过错 We've all made mistakes.
请把过去那些都抛在脑后 Let's try and put that behind us.
现在我们要专心确保麦克和爱丽丝的安危 Right now, we need to focus on keeping Mike and Alice alive.
好 Right.
所以我们四个要一起去避风头了,对吧? So the four of us are gonna lie low together now, right?
我们现在要去哪里? Yeah, where are we headed?
一个没人知道的地方 Some place no one knows about.
我们的公寓 Our apartment.
我们的公寓? Our apartment?
尼克们的公寓 Well... the Nicks.
- 我和他 - 不好意思 - Me and him. - I'm sorry.
你有连我都不知道的公寓? You have an apartment that I don't know about?
没错,我有时候需要一点个人空间 Yeah. Sometimes I just need a little space.
好了,我们不必 为拥有这间公寓的原因说谎 Okay. Let's not lie about why we have the apartment.
陈年旧事不必再提 We don't need to open that can of worms.
好了,各位,我们就专业一点吧 All right. Everybody, let's just try and keep this professional.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
请问这是金屋藏娇吗? Is this... Is this a love shack?
没错,这是金屋藏娇 Oh, this is a love shack. Right.
看来你们也都藏着许多小秘密嘛 And you've got all of your own little secrets
你们竟然还敢陷害麦克,让他丧命? and you still framed Mike to get killed?
还是个该死的食人杀手 By a fucking cannibal.
他当时并不想背着你偷偷摸摸 是我要他别告诉你 He didn't wanna sneak behind your back. I told him not to tell you
因为你一冲动起来就没人性 because you are fucking impulsive
如今你果然证明我是对的 and here you are, proving me right.
没想过到最后会有人吃掉我 Yeah, but I never thought someone would end up eating me.
好,我说句公道话 我们都不知道索萨会去聘请巴伦 Okay. To be fair, neither of us knew Sosa was gonna hire The Barron.
我们本来以为会是更干净俐落 We were expecting a snappier death.
一枪毙命的那种死法 One shot to the head type of deal.
这话让我心情好多了 I guess that does make me feel better.
看吧?麦克,我欣赏你的态度 See? That's a great attitude, Mike.
我们都试着保持这种态度,好吗?很好 Let's all try to build on that, okay? Great.
- 王八蛋 - 好了,请坐 - Motherfucker. - All right, take a seat.
别乱来,不然我就得设法压制你 And don't try anything or I'll have to tackle you.
我不能开枪射你,不然我就死定了 I certainly can't shoot you because then I'll be dead.
快走 Go, go.
你为什么会死? Why would you be dead?
如果现在的尼克死了 未来的尼克就不会存在 Well, if Present Nick dies, Future Nick no longer exists.
对,有道理 Yeah, makes sense.
我不认为是这个样子 I don't think that's how it works.
我可不想冒险去确认我们之间谁对谁错 Well, I'm not gonna take a risk to find out which one of us is correct.
去问西蒙就知道了 Let's just ask Symon.
你没对他怎样吧 You... You didn't.
西蒙他... Symon's...
死了? dead?
我不是故意的 Well, it wasn't on purpose.
西蒙死了 Symon's dead.
给她一点时间,她需要好好消化这件事 Okay, give her a little minute. She'll need some time to process this.
我太太对这件事的反应不用你来告诉我 You don't have to tell me how my wife reacts to stuff.
- 我只是说她很难受 I'm just saying she's a little upset.
- 我知道她现在很激动 - She's gonna-- - No I understand she gets very emotional.
- 我并没有自以为了不起 Because I'm not saying it in an arrogant way.
- 我听起来是这样 - I took it arrogant. - Ow!
天啊! God!
你疯了吗?西蒙不是我杀的 What are you, fucking crazy? I didn't kill Symon.
这是科学实验, It's a science experiment.
况且你也是罪有应得 By the way, it's not like you don't deserve it.
如果未来的尼克有伤疤 那么你的理论就是对的 If Future Nick has a scar, your theory is right.
如果没有,那就是我对了 And if he doesn't, then I'm right.
爱丽丝,这不是什么科学实验 This isn't a science experiment, Alice.
- 这是我的腿 - 少来了 你总有绷带、 - It's my leg. - Oh, please. You have bandages,
强力胶和胶带吧?没事的 super glue. Duct tape? You'll be fine.
去把自己整理干净 Go clean yourself up like a big boy.
难不成你要我绑着双手去帮自己包扎吗? I'm supposed to go play doctor with ropes around my wrist?
反正这也不是你第一次在这里脱下裤子 Oh, please. It's not the first time you've taken down your pants in this place
- 双手还被绑着,对吧? - 我真受不了跟你在一起 - with your hands tied, is it? - Look, I can't stand being around you.
他可以自己去浴室 He can go to the bathroom on his own.
他又不会想从17楼的窗户跳下去 It's not like he'll jump out of the window on the 17th floor.
他哪里都不会去 Yeah, he won't go anywhere.
- 去 - 我巴不得现在就离开你 - Go. - I can't wait to get away from you.
乐意之至 With pleasure.
我喜欢这里的装饰摆设 I love the decoration in this place.
真不敢相信我的朋友死了 I can't believe my friend is dead.
我想我需要一点时间 I think I need a minute.
这间炮房的的酒放在哪里? Where's the liquor in your fuck-den?
讲成炮房可能有点过头了 Fuck-den might be a little strong for the place,
酒吧是在那里 but the bar is right over there.
谢谢你 Thank you.
搞什...好吧 What-- All right.
好 Okay.
对,腿上有疤,我说对了 Yep. There's a scar, I was right.
恭喜啰 Congrats.
- 你真的爱上了这位爱刺人的小姐? - 没错 - Are you really in love with Stabby Lady? - Yeah.
我真心爱她 而且你对她早就没感情了,所以... Yes, I reallyam. And you haven't been in love with her for a really long time. So...
- 什么? - 是啊 - What? - Yeah.
- 你从哪里听来的? - 听来的?是你告诉我的 - Where'd you get that from? - What? You told me.
你说:“爱丽丝和我结束了” 我说:“你确定?” You said, "Alice and I are done." I said, "Are you sure?"
你说:“我这辈子从没这么确定过” And you said, "I've never been more sure of anything in my life."
我说:“真的吗?” I said, "Really? For real?"
你说:“你耳朵有问题吗?” And you said, "Do you have a hearing problem, fuckhead?"
我说:“我只是想确认一下” I said, "Hey! I'm just making sure."
你说:“我再清楚不过了 And you said, "I cannot possibly be more clear here.
我对爱丽丝已经没有任何感情 "I have zero romantic feelings for Alice.
我不在乎她去做什么、跟谁上床 "I don't care what she does, who she fucks.
我一点都不在乎,我们结束了” "I don't care about any of it. We're done."
经你这么一提,我想起其中一部分了 Now that you're saying it out loud, I remember parts of that.
那些话都是你说的,我全都信了 Okay, those were your words verbatim. And I took it literally.
你现在说了,我就懂了,我记得... No, I uh... Now that you're saying it, I understand. I remember...
那是我们吵架之后说的, 但说真的 I think it was after a fight or something, but my God,
- 你的记忆力未免太好 - 是呀 - you have a hell of a memory. - Yeah.
尼克? Nick?
搞什么? What the fuck?
你有... You... have...
一只猫 ...a cat.
那是金霸王 That's Kingpin.
金霸王猫 Kingpin the Cat.
你养了一只叫做金霸王的猫 我竟然不知道 Oh, you have a cat named Kingpin that I don't know about.
我还以为我总算抓到你骗我了 Just when I thought I'd grasped the level of your deceit.
但是你对猫过敏 But you're allergic.
我只是有点过敏,可以讨论一下的 Yeah, I'm a little allergic. Could've been a conversation.
想必会是很愉快的讨论 Yeah, I'm sure that would have went well.
对了,前几天金霸王走进浴室 By the way, the other day, Kingpin walked into the bathroom,
然后它爬进浴缸 then he crawled into the bathtub,
蹲坐在排水孔的正上方 squatted directly over the drain,
接着往里面尿下去 and he peed right into it.
- 太厉害了 - 我知道! - Wow. That's incredible. - I know!
简直就像是个配管工程师 It's like he's an engineer or something.
那是它膀胱感染了 He has a bladder infection.
- 是吗? - 是 - He does? - Yes.
可能不是现在,而是未来的金霸王 Not this Kingpin, but future Kingpin, probably.
因此猫猫才会在浴缸里尿尿 That's why they pee in tubs.
没想过要查查看这种行为的含意吗? You didn't think of looking it up to know what it meant?
- 没有,我只是觉得很酷 - 是啊 - Nah, I just thought it was cool. - Yeah.
你真是个不尽责的猫爸爸 Yeah. You're a bad cat dad, dude.
我不是不尽责的猫爸爸 Not a bad cat dad.
烂兽医?也许是吧 但我是个很棒的猫爸爸,对吧? Bad cat vet? Maybe. But great cat daddy. Right?
先别聊毛小孩了,现在刚过午夜 Pet drama aside, it's a little after midnight.
- 好 - 了解 - Right. - All right.
续续摊派对时间到了 Time for the after-after-party.
(续续摊派对)
♪ He wakes up in the morning ♪
♪ Does his teeth Bite to eat and he's rolling ♪
♪ Never changes a thing ♪
你知道谁最爱大腿舞了? You know who loved lap dances?
- 火爆阿杰 - 火爆阿杰 - Jackie Napalm. - Jackie Napalm.
真该死,他是个真汉子 God damn it, he was a real one, man.
算了,别再提了 Enough about that though.
吉米小子,怎么了吗? Something the matter, Jimmy Boy?
什么? What?
没事,一切都... No, everything's...
真他妈的超棒的 fucking right the fuck on.
真的吗?因为吉米小子的小吉米 好像在睡觉 Really? 'Cause it seems like Jimmy Boy's Jimmy's taking a nap.
天啊,我要去杀了那个蠢货东尼 Man, I'm gonna fuckin' kill Dumbass Tony.
尼克,你在哪里? Nick, where the fuck are you?
这里好多妹仔 It's raining titties over here.
我找到麦克了 牢牢绑起来,当成礼物送给巴伦 I found Mike. He's tied up and ready. He's gift-wrapped for The Barron.
总有人不相信奇迹会发生 And they say miracles never happen.
我再把时间和地点传给你 I'll text you the time and place.
抓到你了 Gotcha.
棒呆了 Superb.
我有个计划能让麦克活下来 I have a plan to keep Mike alive.
但我们让计划成功的唯一方法 But the only chance we have for this plan to work
就是我们四个人要齐心协力 is for all four of us to be on board.
因此... So...
我认为我们四个必须先把话摊开来讲 I think it's important that the four of us clear the air first.
爱丽丝 Alice.
你什么时候知道我们之间结束了? When did you know it was over between us?
我觉得好像没有一个明确的时间点 Well, there wasn't, like, a specific moment, I guess.
不对,我觉得有 No, I think there was.
我认为有个十分明确的转折点,无庸置疑 I think there was a very specific turning point. It was distinct.
- 真的吗?什么时候? - 几个月前 - Really? When? - A few months ago.
记得我去加拿大那次吗? When I took that trip to Canada?
跟火爆阿杰一起去 With Jackie Napalm?
我们在吵杰斯的事 The Jess argument.
- 杰斯? - 我们不认识什么叫杰斯的 - Jess? - We don't know anyone named Jess.
罗莉和杰斯 Rory and Jess.
你那时候说杰斯是剧里最糟的男朋友 You said that Jess was the worst boyfriend in the show.
- 杰斯烂透了 - 你有看《吉尔莫女孩》? - Jess sucks. - You watch Gilmore Girls?
我跟着她看的 Well, I mean, I watch it when she's watching.
我是说,播出的时候我就会看 I mean, I watch it when it's on.
- 我们很爱看 - 你为什么讨厌杰斯? - We love it. - Why do you hate Jess?
我觉得他还好,但他不算... I mean, I think he's okay, but he's not--
等一下,你有看《吉尔莫女孩》? Wait, you-- You watch Gilmore Girls?
有 两周前,你说那是你最喜欢的影集 Yeah. Yeah. You said... You said it was your favorite show two weeks ago,
因此我想说我该看一下 so I thought I'd watch it. So I watched it.
然后我就...全看完了 So I watched, uh... all of it.
那一部大概有170集 I mean, that's like 170 episodes.
157集 157 episodes.
我不认为你有时间看得完 I think that's mathematically impossible.
不对,看得完,我看完了 No. No, it's not. No, I did it.
杰斯人不错,他其实满可爱的 Yeah, Jess is fine. I mean, he's a cute guy,
他只是不适合罗莉 but, you know, he's wrong for Rory.
- 完全不适合 - 他绝对不算是最糟的男友 - Totally wrong.- And I never said he was the worst boyfriend.
最糟糕的明明是迪恩 The worst boyfriend is obviously Dean.
- 迪恩? - 对啊 - Dean? - Yeah.
洛根才是最糟糕的男朋友 Logan is the worst boyfriend.
- 洛根是剧里最棒的男友 - 洛根? - Logan's the best boyfriend on the show. - Logan?
麦克,你讲什么鬼话? What the fuck, Mike?
- 你疯了吗? - 这有争议吗? - Are you nuts? - Is that controversial?
罗莉跟他在一起的时候超惨的 他严重影响了她 Rory is the worst when she's with him. I mean, he's a terrible influence on her.
他们很速配,有很多共通点 而且他们都很娇生惯养 They're good for each other. A lot in common. They're both spoiled.
- 罗莉没有娇生惯养 - 谢谢 - Rory's not spoiled. - Thank you.
她的祖父母付钱让她念贵族学校 Her grandparents paid for Chilton.
好,理查吉尔莫超级努力在赚钱 Okay. Richard Gilmore worked super hard for his money,
而他想把钱花在自己爱的人身上 and he wants to spend it on somebody that he loves.
况且当他们提出要付耶鲁大学学费的时候 And when they offered to pay for Yale,
罗莉还坚持把这笔钱 当成是跟他们借的,麦克 Rory insisted that it would be a fucking loan, Mike.
好吧,随便 Okay, whatever.
反正这些关于谁最适合罗莉的争论 都是在浪费时间 All these arguments about who's right for Rory are a waste of time anyway
因为严格说起来,这几个家伙都配不上她 because none of these guys are technically right for her anyway.
都配不上? None of them?
没错,她最后没有跟其中任何一个一起 No, she doesn't end up with any of these guys.
她最后独自一人,还怀孕了 She's single and pregnant at the end.
等一下,结局是罗莉单身又怀孕? Wait a second. It ends with Rory being single and pregnant?
对,那是在Netflix播出的集数 Oh, yeah, that's in the Netflix episodes.
- 我还没看过 - 你之后会看 - Eh. Haven't seen those. - I mean, you watch 'em later.
好,我觉得呢 Yeah, I guess it's--
让罗莉变成像莱拉一样的单亲妈妈 I mean, it's clever to make Rory a single mother
这安排挺聪明的,但并不是个好结局 just like Lorelai, but... it's not a good ending.
我来告诉你什么叫做不好的结局 I'll tell what's not a good ending.
那就是有人变成单亲妈妈 因为有个食人杀手... It's somebody becoming a single mom because a cannibal hitman...
把不知情的爸爸吃掉了 eats the unknowing dad.
天啊 Jesus.
我听说Netflix播出的新一季剧情很怪 但这也太怪了 I mean, I heard the Netflix season was weird, but fuck me.
尼克,我不是在讲这部影集 I'm not talking about the show here, Nick.
我在讲麦克和爱丽丝 I'm talking about Mike and Alice.
这就是我回来的原因 That's why I came back.
我想试着... To try and...
改变他们故事的结局 change the ending of their story.
我不希望你的孩子 在没有麦克的陪伴下长大 I didn't want your kid growing up without Mike.
我的孩子? My kid?
我们的孩子 Our kid.
你在麦克告别式那天知道的 You find out the day of Mike's funeral.
听着,各位,我们可以聊这些聊一整晚 Look, guys, we can talk about this all night,
但我们还有个食人魔要处理 but we have a cannibal problem.
这需要我们四个人携手合作 And it's gonna take all four of us to fix it.
你要我帮忙救麦克一命? You want my help saving Mike?
尼克,听我说 Nick, listen to me.
我知道你现在很生气 I know that you're angry right now,
但人是会改变的 but people can change.
是吗? Can they?
人确实可以让自己放宽心胸 They can certainly feel less angry.
你要加入我们吗? Now, you with us or not?
巴伦喜欢活捉猎物 The Barron likes to take his victims alive.
活捉? Alive?
这其实对我们来说是件好事 对我们有帮助 This is actually a good thing for us. This helps us.
他上一次活捉我? He took me alive last time?
他在爱丽丝冲澡的时候来到饭店 He showed up at the hotel while Alice was in the shower,
等到她冲完澡出来,你已经不见了 and you were gone by the time she got out.
你说你有计划,对吧? You said you have a plan, right?
你和尼克待在这里 You and Nick, you stay here.
巴伦等等会来敲门 The Barron will come knocking.
现在我们要假装是主动把麦克交出去 Now we play it like we are voluntarily giving Mike away.
- 就像是我们很高兴看到麦克快死了 - 天啊 - Like we're happy that Mike is dying. - Oh, God.
等他进来之后,你就让巴伦把麦克带走 - Mm-hmm.- But once he's inside, you allow The Barron to take Mike.
- 你说什么? - 等一下,让谁把谁带走? - What? - Wait, what-- let who take who?
我会去等巴伦和麦克 I am going to be waiting for The Barron and Mike
等他们从停车场的电梯下来 when they get off the elevator in the parking garage.
我会一枪解决他 I'm gonna have a clean shot.
为什么不在他一到停车场的时候就开枪? Why not shoot him when he shows up in the parking garage?
没人知道巴伦长什么样子 - Hmm.- Nobody knows what The Barron looks like.
没人知道巴伦几岁 Nobody knows what age The Barron is.
我们的计划,是爱丽丝 等麦克一走出公寓房间就传讯息给我 What we will do is have Alice text me what The Barron looks like
告诉我巴伦的长相 the second Mike has exited the apartment.
好,大家都清楚这个计划了吗? Okay, does everyone understand this plan?
这个完全是为了让我活命的计划? Which is designed entirely to keep me alive?
清楚,宝贝 Yes, baby.
我没问题 I'm good.
是吗? Yeah?
这是我的计划,因此我了若指掌 Well, it's my plan so I understand it perfectly.
好的,好戏就要开演了 All right. Let's get hyped.
- 该上场了 - 放轻松 - It's go time. - Relax.
是,我们已经各就各位 Yes. Yes, we're in our positions.
好 Okay.
另一个尼克说,巴伦就快到了 The other Nick said The Barron will be here momentarily.
很好 Cool.
所以是何时开始的? So when did this start?
什么?什么何时开始? What? When did what start?
你们之前彼此不认识,现在却是如此 At some point, you guys were strangers and... now you're here.
- 现在? - 你现在要知道? - Now? - You'll do this now?
- 对 - 我不知道,我不... - Yeah. - I don't know. I don't...
我不知道是从什么时候开始的 I don't know when it started.
就只是... It just, um...
我只是在那当下就知道了 I just know when I knew.
不知道我们的答案是否一样 I wonder if we have the same answer.
也就只有一个正确答案 Well, there's only one correct answer.
- 你确定你想知道? - 我问了 - You sure you wanna know? - I'm asking.
暴怒莱恩的婚礼 Roid Rage Ryan's wedding.
没错 Yeah.
总之,那就是为何我们 再也不回去明尼亚波里斯 So, that's why we can never go back to Minneapolis.
双子城! Twin City!
我们敬这位美丽的新娘 So here is to the beautiful bride
还有她那位类固醇成瘾的新郎 and her honestly steroid-addicted groom.
蠢货,我爱你 I love you, Dumbass.
我也喜欢你,我喜欢你 And I like you. I like you.
真是俊男美女! You guys are beautiful!
- 暴怒莱恩! - 嘿! - Roid Rage! - Hey!
♪ So wild, standing there ♪
♪ With her hands in her hair ♪
♪ I can't help remember ♪
♪ Here in her place ♪
♪ So cool, she was like ♪
♪ Jazz on a Summer's... ♪
你是麦克,对吧? Mike, right?
嗨 Hey.
是,我是 Yeah, yeah.
- 嗨 - 你好 - Hi. - Yeah.
- 我是爱丽丝 - 我知道 - Alice. - Yeah, I know.
我知道 I know, um...
你先生是我的工作伙伴 Your husband's my work partner.
你知道他在哪里吗? You know where he is?
我有一段时间没看到他了 他应该是跟索萨在里面 Uh... I haven't seen him in a bit. I think he's inside with Sosa.
你错了 Wrong.
他在里面跟伴娘上床 He's inside fucking a bridesmaid.
我确定不是那样 Well, I'm sure he's not.
我确定是那样 I'm sure he is.
抱歉 Sorry about that.
这婚礼很不错吧? It's a nice wedding, isn't it?
是不错 Sure.
你有...后悔过吗? You ever, uh... You ever regret it?
结婚吗? Getting married?
没办婚礼 - Not having a wedding. - Oh.
你是说去法院登记?还是私奔? You mean going to the courthouse? Eloping?
那就是他想要的 - Mmm-hmm. - That's what he wanted.
我其实也很喜欢,很好玩 I actually did like it. It was fun.
我喜欢那种冲动、热情 I liked being impulsive. Passionate.
是啊,就我们两个 Yeah, it was about us.
是呀 Yeah...
我们有过一段好日子 I guess we had a good run.
我和尼克之间也很像这样 I could say the same about Nick and I.
你是说... About...
你们的友谊吗? your friendship?
对 Yep.
我好无聊,你想跳舞吗? I'm bored. Do you wanna dance?
好 Yeah.
走吧 Let's go.
怎么回事? What the fuck?
♪ So cool, she was like ♪
♪ Jazz on a Summer's day ♪
♪ Music, high and sweet ♪
♪ Then she just blew away ♪
♪ Now she can't be that warm ♪
♪ With the wind in her arms ♪
♪ Valerie, call on me ♪
♪ Call on me... ♪
我好像跳得差不多了 I think I'm maybe danced out.
- 不会吧 - 是啊 - No. - Yeah.
少来 Come on.
♪ I'm the same boy I used to be ♪
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
怎么现在才遇到你? What took you so long?
该死,好,我的死期还真是准时 Oh, shit. Okay, my impending doom, right on schedule.
我觉得我应该先把金霸王关到衣柜里 I feel like I should put Kingpin in the closet.
巴伦吃人,他不吃猫 The Barron eats people. He's not ALF.
- 了解 - 好 - Right. - Right.
好,我们上 All right, let's go.
- 准备好了? - 好了 - Are we ready? - Yeah.
对了,塞住我的嘴 Yeah. Oh, gag me.
把我的嘴堵住 Gag me, gag me.
好,当然 Okay, sure.
- 好痛 - 对不起 - Fuck. Okay. - Sorry.
好 All right.
你好 Hello?
你们好呀 Hello in there.
我知道你们那边有我要的东西 I believe you have an item I am pursuing.
你好呀 Hello, hello, hello.
怎么了? What's happening?
麦克 Oh, Michael.
- 这是我的奖赏? - 对,我们为你准备的 - My prize? - Yeah. We got him for you.
真是太棒了 Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.
先跟你说,这群人打算要置你于死地 Uh, just to let you know, this group here is planning on fucking you over.
天啊,是这样吗? My, my, my. Is that so?
- 尼克,你搞什么? - 没错 What the fuck, Nick?
他们有一个人在停车场等你 Yeah. One of them is waiting for you in the parking garage.
打算等你到了停车场就杀了你 They are going to kill you when you get there.
那么你为何要告诉我呢,这位小老弟? And why are you telling me this, my dear boy?
我一直试图要摆脱这群人 - I'm trying to give this crew the slip. - Hmm.
- 我比较像是他们手上的人质 - 妈的 - This is more of a hostage-style... - Fuck.
而我想你可以帮我逃离这里 ...situation and I figured you could get me out of here.
这件事情, Oh, well...
我绝对可以帮得上忙 ...I can definitely help you in that department.
你在搞什么? What the fuck?
你他妈的在干么? What the fuck are you doing?
该死,他看起来很美味 Damn, he looked delicious.
但人生本来就不是想要什么就有什么 But you can't always get what you want.
- 我以为你会活捉这些人 - 是呀 - I thought you take these guys alive. - Yeah.
- 通常是这样没错,但... - 麦克 - Mm-hmm. That's usually the case, but... - Mike.
毕竟我现在踏进了某个圈套里 ...considering I walked into a trap of sorts.
你看起来不太高兴 You don't look happy about this.
没有,我只是... No, I just...
麦克? Mike?
麦克 Mike.
我原谅你 I forgive you.
- 太绝了,这真好玩 - 搞什么鬼? - Oh, boy, that was fun. - What the fuck?
我的天啊,你料事如神 一切完全照着你的剧本走 Oh, man, oh, man. You were right. It went exactly as you expected.
- 我料事如神? - 是啊,喔,不好意思 - I was right? - Yeah-- Oh, I'm sorry.
我叫老薛,我是做道具的 就是那种电影特效 I'm Chet. I work in props. You know, special effects.
帮忙做血包和空包弹之类的 I do squibs and blanks, that sort of thing.
我们会在几个月后见到面 We, uh... We meet a few months from now.
所以你是来自未来 I take it you're from the future.
不是,我来自今天下午 No, I'm from this afternoon.
嗨,可以来一份热狗加芥末吗? Yeah, can I get a hotdog mustard, please?
你通常都会加酸黄瓜酱 You usually get relish.
酸黄瓜酱没了,我认识你吗? They were out. Do I know you?
对,未来会认识 Yeah, in the future.
但我需要你在过去帮我个忙,也就是今天 But I need your help in the past which is today.
你今晚有空吗? Are you free this evening?
- 不一定,请问你到底是谁? - 我告诉你,我叫尼克 - Depends. Who the fuck are you? - I'll tell you. My name's Nick.
- 我们一起吃过热狗 - Uh-huh. - We've gotten hot dogs before.
- 这搞得我好乱 That's confusing.
解开刚见面时的困惑之后,我同意帮忙了 After the initial confusion subsided, I agreed to help out.
另一个你写下了我所有的对白 The other you wrote all my dialogue.
其实要把同样的话一连说三次 对我来说有点古怪 You know, saying words three times sounded a little quirky to me,
但你说:“听着,你是在假扮食人杀手 but you said, "Hey, you're pretending to be a cannibal assassin.
古怪才是你的日常,老兄” "Quirky is your zone, man."
好吧 Okay.
未来的你知道现在的你就是个混蛋 Future You knew that Present You would be a dildo
会出卖我们 and double-cross us.
未来的你也知道现在的你会感到后悔 And Future You also knew that Present You would regret it
就像之前第一次看到我死了的那一刻 the second you knew I was dead, like the first time.
没错,我... Yeah. I...
喂? Oh. Hello?
等一下 One second.
你想跟你聊聊 You wants to talk to you.
- 太棒了 - 真好玩 - That was great. - That was fun.
喂? Hello.
嗨,聪明人, - Hey, wise guy. - Hmm.
你学到教训了吗? Did you learn your lesson here?
有,我了解到这位不是真正的巴伦 Yeah, yeah. I learnt that this was not the real Barron.
好,这只是先预演一下 确认你到时候不会自乱阵脚 Yeah. Well, just a trial run to make sure you can keep your shit together.
我们瞒着你策划了这一整套剧本 We planned the whole thing right under your nose.
我也并非待在楼下的地下室 And I'm not downstairs in the basement.
我在对街拿着狙击枪待命 I'm across the street with a sniper rifle.
当时麦克死了,那是我第一次... When Mike died, the first time I...
经历了今天晚上的事,心里难受到不行 lived through this evening, it fucked me up bad.
然后,我当下就知道我犯了错 And... I knew I made a mistake immediately.
我完全... There was...
享受不到复仇的喜悦,就只有... no joy in my revenge. Just a...
更加厌恶自己,而且... fresh case of self-loathing and...
我知道你也会有同样的感觉 I knew you'd feel the same.
尼克,遗憾的是,像我们这种蠢蛋 Nick, unfortunately, we're the type of moron
就只能从犯错中学到教训 that can really only learn things from making mistakes.
这其实是个很差劲的性格缺陷 It's, uh, actually a very annoying character flaw.
那现在呢? So what now?
现在我要你跟老薛说再见 然后把房间里打扫干净 Now I want you to say goodbye to Chet and clean the place up.
老薛 - Chet. - Huh?
再见 - Bye. - Oh.
很高兴认识你们所有人 Uh, well, it was nice meeting all of you.
这次经验十分愉快 This was a pleasant experience.
我送你出去 I'll walk you out.
- 谢了,老薛 - 好的 - Thanks, Chet. - All righty.
今晚不会再有假威胁了 我要大家全神贯注 There's no more fake threats this evening. I want all hands on deck.
眼前还有漫漫长夜要过 We got a long night ahead of us.
第一步是要先解决掉食人杀手 Step one is taking care of this cannibal hitman.
我要把这个地址传给索萨 I'm gonna text Sosa this address
跟他说麦克已经是待宰羔羊了 and tell him that Mike is ready to be plucked.
准备迎接正牌的巴伦吧 Let's get ready for the real Barron.
了解,更聪明也更成熟的我 Okay, wiser, older me.
你要我们怎么做? What do you want us to do?
天啊 Oh, God.
好 Okay.
- 要我去开门吗? - 我来就好,谢谢 - Want me to get the door? - I'm good. Thank you.
有什么差? Who gives a fuck?
请问是哪位? Who is it?
你知道我是哪位 You know who it is.
哦，他好有型。 Oh, he's hot.
晚安 Good evening.
该死 Oh, fuck.
真是一道珍馐美味 A meal fit for a king.
这里面... What's in the, uh...
装着什么呢? bag there, pal?
必需品 The essentials.
耳塞 Earplugs.
雕刻工具,以及... Carving tools and...
氯仿 chloroform.
该死的氯仿 Fucking chloroform.
好美的小猫咪 What a beautiful little feline.
请问它叫什么名字? May I ask its name?
它是金霸王 Uh, that's Kingpin.
金霸王猫 Kingpin the Cat.
谁去检查一下他的脉搏 Somebody check his pulse.
这真恶心 That shit's gross.
你们有听到吗? Do you hear that?
要避开狙击手的视线范围 Stay out of that sniper's line of sight.
废话 Duh.
完了 Oh, fuck.
- 妈的 - 快点! - Fuck. - Come on!
尼克,解决他们! Nick, shoot them!
不管了 Fuck it.
亲爱的,撑住! Hold on, honey!
- 手榴弹! - 什么? - Grenade! Grenade! - What?
- 什么? - 有手榴弹 - What? - Grenade.
妈的! Fuck!
该死 Fuck.
看来你这间房的押金是拿不回来了 Yeah, I don't think you're gonna get your deposit back.
现在几点了? What time is it?
现在是续续续摊派对的时间 It's time for the after-after-after-party.
♪ This is my last resort ♪
♪ Suffocation, no breathing ♪
♪ Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding ♪
♪ This is my last resort ♪
(续续续摊派对)
吉米先生,晚安 Have a good night, Mr. Jimmy, sir.
是吉米小子,王八蛋 It's Jimmy Boy, motherfucker.
- 查理,还好吗? - 嗨 - What's up, Charlie? - Hey.
替我向你女儿问好,好吗? Say hey to your daughter for me, okay?
打起精神 Look alive.
吉米小子,你他妈来了! Jimmy Boy, you fucking-- Fuck you!
暴怒莱恩,你这个混帐东西 Roid Rage Ryan, you ripped son of a bitch.
- 别这样 - 你穿这什么 - Come on, now. - What are you,
- 你改行去顾门口了吗? - 最好是!顾门口的嗑药过量了 - you're the fucking door guy now? - Hell no! The door guy "OD'd."
- 天啊 - 是呀 - Oh, man. - Yeah.
- 他还好吗? - 他挂了 - Is he good? - He's dead.
妈的!那你还...你还把他挂了当玩笑话讲 Oh, damn! Why'd you... Weird you to put quotes when the guy died.
我知道,但... I know. But--
对啊,真是太糟了 Yeah, that's fucked up.
- 对了,听说你结婚了 - 是呀,我结婚了 - Yo, I heard you got married, dude. - Yeah, I did.
- 是吗? Yeah?
- 是,但你没来参加 Yeah, but you weren't there.
对,我当时还在吃他妈的牢饭 Well, yeah, I was in fucking prison, dude.
- 该死! - 对啊 - Snap! - Yeah.
- 该死,兄弟! - 难不成你忘了? - Oh, shit, bro! Yo! - Yeah, you forgot?
- 欢迎你,欢迎回来 - 谢啦,妈的 - Man, welcome. Welcome back. - Yeah. Damn.
老话一句,欢迎回来,太棒了 You know what they say. Welcome back. It's good.
其他人也忘了吗?没人知道这件事吗? Have other people forgot? Did people not know this?
- 嗨 - 吉米,还好吗? - Hey. - What's up, Jimmy?
这个王八蛋一直在作弊,最好小心点 This motherfucker's been cheatin'. You better watch it.
该死 Shit.
好唷 Okay.
- 我来一杯,谢谢 - 欢迎 - I'll take that, thank you. - Uh, welcome.
宝贝,我回来了! I'm back, baby!
我超爱这些五彩纸屑 I fuckin' love confetti, man.
你说是手榴弹? It was a grenade?
尼克,我不知道你带了怎样的女生回家 I don't know what kind of girls you're bringing back to your place, Nick,
但是这... but it's...
不用多说,我懂 No, no. I get it.
我只是在跟你闹着玩 I'm just giving you shit.
好,所以我们会把当地的警局和消防队 Okay, so we're running interference with the local PD and the fire department
拖延个20到30分钟 for the next 20, 30.
这样就能帮你争取时间 只要别闹到无法收拾就好 So we can buy you time, but as long as it's not like a full-on blaze.
你们要换上干衣服吗? You guys wanna get dry?
我只找到这两件给你们换 This is all I could find for both of you.
翡翠绿的脱衣舞娘胸罩 Oh, an emerald-green stripper bra.
现在的尼克,你人真好 That's very kind of you, Present Nick.
我两件都要 I'll take both.
解决了吗? Is it over?
很遗憾,没有 麦克反将巴伦一军,巴伦死了 Unfortunately, no. Mike got the jump on The Barron. He's dead.
那么巴伦的助理呢? What happened to The Barron's assistants?
麦克把他们也都杀了 Yeah, well, Mike killed those guys, too.
毕竟他现在是亡命之徒 You know, he's on the run now.
好吧,不重要了 All right. It doesn't matter.
不好意思,为什么不重要? Sorry, why doesn't that matter?
我要让大家都玩得开心, 继续狂欢庆祝 I'm gonna let everybody have a good time. Let the celebration continue.
但是明天一早 But when the morning comes,
他们不只会宿醉,还会收到军令状 they won't have just a hangover, they'll have marching orders.
在这件事解决之前,所有行动一律暂停 All operations will cease until this matter is resolved.
组织里的每一位成员都只有一件事要做 Every member of the organization will have one responsibility,
那就是把麦克干掉,拿他的头来见我 "Find Mike and bring me his head."
我不管他逃到哪里,也不管要花多长时间 Now, I don't care where he goes. I don't care how long it takes.
我一定要找到他,让他死无葬身之地! He will be found and he will fucking die!
是,我听清楚了,这件事我也想要参一脚 Yeah, no, I hear that. I wanna help with that fuckin' thing.
“把麦克干掉”听起来真棒,因为他活该 "Kill fuckin' Mike" sounds great. Because he deserves it.
因为他坏透了,非死不可 Because he's bad and he gotta die.
这就对了! Ah, yes!
敬那个混蛋内鬼 To that ratfuck.
好,待会见 Yeah, I'll see you soon.
我刚刚错过什么? So, what did I miss?
明天一大早 Well, first thing tomorrow morning,
组织里的所有人都会来追杀你 the entire organization's gonna come after you.
- 好 - 你说什么? 这时间够多了 - Great. - Wait, what? That's plenty of time.
够多时间做什么? Plenty of time to do what?
找出真正的内鬼,这样子我们就自由了 To figure out who the real rat is. We do that and we're free.
可惜,真正的内鬼已经死了 Well, the real rat is already dead.
我不懂 I'm confused.
还记得那次 跟加拿大人的交易出了纰漏吗? Remember the deal that went wrong with the Canadians?
当然记得,火爆阿杰就是在那时候死的 Yeah, of course. That's when Jackie Napalm died.
太扯了! Fuck off!
- 火爆阿杰是内鬼? - 如假包换 - Jackie Napalm was the rat? - The one and only.
阿杰在我怀里血流如注的时候 坦承了一切 Jackie confessed, when he was bleeding out in my arms,
是他当内鬼害索萨的孩子去吃牢饭 搞出这整件事 to being the rat and setting up Sosa's kid to get busted. The whole thing.
你正好可以藉此陷害麦克 That's exactly how you could pin it on Mike.
因为这世上只有阿杰可以证明不是这样 Because Jackie was the only one that could say otherwise.
索萨会认为我是为了自保而说谎 Sosa's gonna think I'm lying to save my own ass.
我无法证明火爆阿杰是内鬼 大家都很喜欢他 I can't prove that Jackie Napalm was the rat. Everybody loved that guy.
对,他是真汉子 Yeah, he was a real one.
那我们该怎么办? So, what the fuck are we gonna do?
找出内鬼并不是我唯一想到的点子 Figuring out the rat wasn't my only idea.
那只是个比较简单的解决方法,简单很多 It was just the easier solution. Much easier.
我们的敌人现在都齐聚一堂了,对吧? All our enemies are under one roof, right?
我以为你已经受够打打杀杀了 I thought you were done with this.
我知道 I know.
也许我还能再大开杀戒一次 Maybe I got one more left in me.
大家觉得呢? What do we say?
不是我们死就是他们亡 It's us or them.
是时候去参加派对了 Time to crash a fucking party.
嘿!嘿! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
我爱你们! I love you guys!
听着,儿子,我想是时候跟你说 Listen, son. I think it's time that we talked about
你的真实出身了,尤其是 where you came from. And specifically,
你为何没遗传到我的英俊潇洒 why you don't have my good looks.
拜托,爸 我早就知道我是领养的,我不是笨蛋 Come on, Dad. I know I'm adopted. I'm not stupid.
问题就在这里 Well, that's the thing.
我们并没有领养你 We didn't adopt you.
不是吗? You didn't?
你知道弃婴是什么吗? You know what a foundling is?
- 像鸭子之类的吗? - 听我说 - Like a duck? - Now, look.
某天晚上,我到市中心闲晃 One night, I was walking downtown,
然后我听到巷子里传来微弱的声音 and I heard this faint sound coming from an alley.
在那片黑暗中... And there, in the dark, uh...
我看到了改变我一生的事物 I saw something that changed my life.
我看到一个好可爱的小男婴 I saw a beautiful baby boy,
就在垃圾桶下面 right there under the dumpster.
- 我在他妈的垃圾桶里? - 不是 - I was in a fucking dumpster? - No, no, no.
儿子,是在垃圾桶下面,不是里面 Under the dumpster, son. Under the dumpster.
听着,当时我看到你孤苦伶仃 Listen, when I saw you there, defenseless and alone,
身边都是垃圾和老鼠... near all the trash and rats--
天啊,我身上有老鼠? Oh, man. There was rats on me?
听着,我把老鼠都赶走了 总之,从那一刻起我就知道 Listen, I shooed them away. Anyway, I knew from that moment
你的安危是我的首要考量 that your safety was my number one concern.
不会再有坏事发生在你身上 Nothing bad would ever happen to you again.
- 但我是个垃圾宝宝? - 都他妈的过去了 - But I was like a garbage baby? - Oh, fuck all that shit.
- 你为什么到现在才告诉我? - 不是这样 - Why're you telling me that right now? - No, no, no.
你不是垃圾宝宝 You were no garbage baby.
从那一刻起 From that moment,
你就是我人生的骄傲和喜悦 you were my pride and joy.
我想要让你拥有全世界 I want you to have the world.
但是现在... But, for right now...
我想要给你一个我之前提到的惊喜 ...I want you to have a surprise I talked to you about.
但其实不只一个惊喜 Ooh. But I should've said "surprises."
- 有两个惊喜? - 你会超爱的,来吧 - Two surprises? - You're gonna love this. Come on.
合作愉快 Pleasure doing the business.
小莎 Oh, Sam.
还有一件事 One more thing.
方便帮我照顾这位朋友吗? You mind keeping an eye on my friend here?
- 小莎? - 莎曼珊 - Sam? - Samantha.
- 刚刚是不是有一点... - 是 - Did I sense a little-- - Yeah.
也许才刚刚萌芽 Maybe it's early stages of it.
但几个月后,其实什么都没发生 But nothing really happens for another few months.
最好别让另一个我知道 Better not to say anything to the other me.
让事情自然发展下去比较好 Better to let things unfold organically.
我会守口如瓶 Your secret's safe with me.
我可不想介入你和你之间 I wouldn't wanna get between you and you.
这是两份大礼的第一份 - Now, this is the first of two gifts. - Ooh.
- 赞啦! - 我的老天啊! - Booyah! - Oh, my God!
这上面的“JB”代表什么? What's the "JB" stand for?
在我揭晓第二份礼物之前 So, before I unveil gift number two...
我们组织里有鼠辈捣乱好一阵子了 There's been a rat in our midst for a long time.
这是在说内鬼 还是在小时候想把我吃掉的那种? Like a snitch or the kind that was trying to eat me as a baby?
它没有想吃掉你 It wasn't trying to eat you.
- 它只是在附近晃,干! - 好 - It was just nearby. Fuck! - Okay.
- 我可以把话说完吗? - 好,对不起 - Can I finish what I'm saying? - Okay, sorry. Sorry.
当初就是这只内鬼鼠辈 It was this metaphorical rat
害你去吃牢饭 that got you sent to prison.
但我查出内鬼的身分了 But I found out who the rat is.
是谁? Who is it?
麦克 Mike.
快枪麦克? Quick Draw Mike?
我重复确认了四次 Oh, I quadruple confirmed it.
我以为我们是好兄弟 I thought we were boys.
他骗了我们所有人 Oh, he had us all fooled.
但我告诉你,别担心 But I tell you what, don't worry about it.
任何人胆敢伤害我儿子 Anyone who hurts my son
都要付出惨痛的代价 will pay dearly for it.
现在,是时候给你最后一份大礼了 Now, it's time for your final gift.
进去那间房间 Get in that room.
嗨,吉米小子 Hi, Jimmy Boy.
嗨 Hi.
上吧,小子,打进去 Get it, boy. Bonk it.
他妈的王八蛋! Mother-cocksucking fuck!
你明知道那是狗屁!妈的,你看这个 You know that's bullshit! Fuck me. You watch this, mother--
看好了,学着点 Watch and learn.
《暗黑破坏神》，看看这个。 Diablo', mira a e'ta.
有十一个妹,你却试都不试? Eleven women and you didn't even try?
这百分之百都要怪你 This is 100% your fault.
你一整个晚上都在说什么老二硬不起来 You've been talking about dicks not working all night,
在我脑中挥之不去,结果我走进去之后 puttin' it in my head. And then, I go in there...
- 就... - 你没有... - And... - Oh. You didn't--
- 像之前在脱衣舞俱乐部... - 了解 - Earlier at the strip club... - Yeah.
这是古老传说了 It's a tale as old as time.
- 什么传说?《美女与野兽》吗? - 不是 - What's that? Beauty and the Beast? - No.
我是说,有办法能够解决你的问题 No. I mean, there's a solution to your problem.
老兄,这是心理问题,你给自已太多压力 It's psychosomatic, dude. You've put all this pressure
太在意自己的表现了,吉米 如果你能够摆脱压力 on yourself to perform, Jimmy. If you let that shit go, bro,
你的老二就会像凤凰一样浴火重生 oh, man, your dick is gonna rise like a phoenix.
亚利桑那凤凰城吗? Yeah, like the city in Arizona?
不是,就像是只鸟 一只有着强大魔力的大鸟鸟 No, bro. Like a bird. Like a magical fucking dick bird.
没错! - Whoa! - Yeah!
现在你直接上去,大干特干... Now, you go up there and you have sex--
该死! - Uh-oh. - Damn!
- 可恶! - 老兄,抱歉 - Damn it! - Sorry, dude.
这是我这辈子以来最糟糕的夜晚! This is the worst fucking night ever!
我先是发现麦克是内鬼 First, I find out Mike's the rat.
- 你头发上有东西,麦克... - 现在我头发上有冰沙! - You got something in your hair. Mike's-- - Now I got smoothie in my hair!
麦克是什么?麦克是内鬼? Mike's the what? Mike is the rat?
你让我全身上下都是冰沙! You got smoothie all over me!
抱歉,你为什么要在派对上喝冰沙? Sorry, why are you drinking a smoothie at a party?
- 你知道我爱喝浓浓的饮料! - 知道,要加超多冰 - You know I like thick drinks! - I do, with a lot of ice.
而且那台饮料机还坏了!才会这个样子! And the pina colada machine was broken! So here we are!
了解 Yep.
我去把这个冲干净 I'm gonna go wash this shit off.
其实, You know what?
那台饮料机也是我弄坏的 I broke the pina colada machine, too.
对不起,你真该死,东尼 I'm sorry. Goddamn it, Tony.
嗨,小莎,刚刚那个... Oh, hey, Sam. That was...
我朋友刚来过 My friend was just here.
我也会把手榴弹放在冰箱里 I put grenades in my fridge, too.
不想让别人拿里面的东西 Don't want anybody getting in there, yeah.
我的女警朋友帮了我们一个大忙 My officer lady friend did a nice thing for us
在那栋房子里放了许多家伙 and filled the house with backups.
尖刀米契、蠢货东尼 Mitch the Knife, Dumbass Tony,
长鞭威利、暴怒莱恩、番茄鲍伯 Willy Whip-Its, Roid Rage Ryan, Bob the Tomato,
那屋子里的每个人都不好惹 everyone in that house is a grade-A threat.
太好了 Great.
稍微提醒一下 如果他们之中有人活着出来 Well, a small reminder that if any of them make it out alive,
- 我和麦克就死定了,因此,不要有压力 - 所以你们两个才要待在这里 - Mike and I are dead. So, no pressure. - That's why you two are staying here.
什么?不行 What? No, no, no.
没有我,你不可能办得到,我跟你一起去 No way you're doing this without me. I'm coming with you.
- 麦克,是你自己一直在说 - 尼克 - Mike, you've been saying this yourself. - Nick.
你受够了这种生活方式 你待在这里就好,可以吗? You're done with this lifestyle. You stay here. All right?
祝我好运 Hey. Wish me luck.
- 准备好了吗,尼克? - 我准备好了,尼克 - You ready, Nick? - Yeah, I'm ready, Nick.
祝你们好运 Good luck.
好吧 All right.
快点,至少让我硬一半吧 Come on. Give me a half-chub at least.
好 All right.
- 总算来了,尼克 - 暴怒莱恩 - There he is. Nick. My man. - Roid Rage.
很高兴见到你,真的很高兴 Good to see you. Great to see you.
我也是 Yeah, you too.
我跟你说,你错过了好多派对时光 You fucking missed a lot of partying. Let me tell you.
只想跟你说,我一直很喜欢跟你相处 I just want you to know I always enjoyed you.
老哥,谢谢你 Aw, thank you, man.
有时候,我们这一行 会让人与人之间的关系变得复杂 Sometimes our business can complicate things between people,
- 但这向来不针对个人,你懂的 - 都是这样 - but it's never personal. You know that. - I mean, look,
不然还能怎么办? 出来混总是要还的,对吧? what are you gonna do? You charge it to the game, right?
没什么好讨价还价 Game don't take receipts.
是呀,很高兴知道你是这么想的 Yeah. Well, it's good to know you feel that way.
出去! Get out!
所有人给我滚出去 Everybody, get the fuck out.
- 索萨人呢? - 他在三楼! - Where's Sosa? - He's on the third floor!
该死! Oh, fuck!
干! Oh, fuck!
- 他们在那里! - 尼克,去死吧 - There they are! - Fuck you, Nick.
去吧 Go.
各位,我们要去大杀四方了,好吗? Okay, guys, we're going to fucking battle, right?
我们要去保护朋友和家人,我们走! We're gonna protect our friends, our family. Let's go!
我来保护厨房 我会待在这里,你们没问题的 I'm gonna protect the kitchen. I'm gonna stay here, but you got this.
- 来,去吧,没问题的 - 好 - Come on, let's go. You got this. - Yeah.
你们可以的,我相信你们 You've got this. I believe in you.
加油,大家,要为团队牺牲小我 Okay, guys. There's no "I" in "team."
如果会害怕,记得互相依靠 我就在这里,好吗? Remember to lean on each other if you get scared. I'm right here, okay?
负责看守...嗨,麦克 Guarding the-- Oh, hey, Mike.
- 嗨,蠢货 - 老兄,你错过了超赞的派对 - Hey, Dumbass. - Dude, you missed a hell of a party.
直到有人开始开枪,这一切变得好可怕 Until they started shooting. Then it got scary.
- 是呀 - 等一下 - Yeah. - Wait,
吉米小子说你是内鬼? Jimmy Boy said you were the rat?
没这回事,那只是一场误会 Oh, no, no, no, no. That was just a misunderstanding.
- 谢天谢地 - 是啊 - Oh, thank God. - Yeah.
我真的很想相信你 但我得谨慎行事,你懂吗? I really wanna believe you, but I'm gonna play it safe, okay?
对不起!很对不起! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
麦克,对不起 我有打到你吗?希望有打到 Mike, I'm sorry. Did I hit you? I mean, I hope I did,
但我真的很对不起 but I'm sorry anyway.
这是...该死,不! What's-- Oh, shit. No!
打起精神,来,要去打炮了 Come on. Let's go. Time to fuck. Come on.
(全靠本能反应)
该死 Oh, fuck.
嗨,尼克! Hey, Nick!
你在车里待不住了 So much for staying in the car.
- 是啊,我有点心浮气躁 - 感谢帮忙 - Yeah, I got a little antsy. - Appreciate the help.
举手之劳 No sweat.
再见了,王八蛋! Adios, motherfucker!
拜托,你连DJ都杀了? Oh, come on. You killed the deejay?
我们去找索萨,吉米小子交给你了 We'll go for Sosa. Handle Jimmy Boy.
来啊 Come on.
麦克,就是你害我硬不起来! I can't fuck because of you, Mike!
吉米小子,我不太确定你是什么意思 I'm not sure I know what that means, Jimmy Boy.
麦克,我只是想打炮! I just wanna fuck, Mike!
尼克,不要过来 Nick, stay where you are.
把枪放下 Put your guns down.
尼克,你这该死的叛徒 Nick, you fucking traitor.
吉米小子 这不是针对你,但我必须这样做 This isn't personal, Jimmy Boy. This had to be done.
麦克,我超讨厌鼠辈 I fucking hate rats, Mike.
除了那部电影里的老鼠,会煮东西的那个 Except for the one from that movie where it was cooking stuff.
-《料理鼠王》? - 对,麦克,《料理鼠王》 - Ratatouille? - Yeah, Ratatouille, Mike.
吉米小子,我不是内鬼,火爆阿杰才是 I'm not the rat, Jimmy Boy. It was Jackie Napalm.
麦克,你这样讲太缺德了 That's not fucking cool, Mike.
火爆阿杰是我的好兄弟,他是真汉子 Jackie Napalm was my boy. He was a real one.
索萨开始移动了 Sosa's on the move.
爸,我来救你了! I'm coming for you, Dad!
好吧 All right.
索萨,放开她 Let her go, Sosa.
我儿子人呢? Where's my son?
我以为他跟你一起跑出去了 Uh, I thought he was out here with you.
吉米小子? Jimmy Boy?
有谁能跟我解释一下 Can someone explain to me
怎么会有两个他妈的尼克? how the fuck there's two Nicks?
爸 Dad.
吉米小子! Jimmy Boy!
你们做了什么? What have you done?
我可没有逼他从窗户跳出去 Well, I didn't make him jump out the window.
你们他妈的毁了这一切 You've ruined fuckin' everything.
全毁了! Everything!
我现在还剩下什么? What do I even have now?
你们根本无法了解 You couldn't possibly understand.
你们不知道独自抚养孩子是什么感觉 You don't know what it's like to raise a child on your own.
我是单亲爸爸,只想给他最好的 A single parent, wanting only the best for him.
我们懂 We get it.
你是莱拉,他是罗莉 - You're Lorelai and he's Rory. - Mmm-hmm.
莱拉和罗莉? Lorelai and Rory?
《吉尔莫女孩》? The Gilmore Girls?
- 没错 -《吉尔莫女孩》 - That's right. - The Gilmore Girls.
这比喻说得真好 That's kind of you to say.
但吉米小子已经走了, But Jimmy Boy's gone now.
总得有人付出代价 And somebody's gotta pay.
索萨,我同意你 I agree with you, Sosa.
百分之百同意 A hundred percent.
但如果你真的要杀人抵命 If you're gonna kill somebody...
应该要杀我 it should be me.
索萨,我们都是因为犯了错才走到这一步 Sosa, we're all here because we've made mistakes.
麦克打从一开始就不该加入帮派 Mike never should have been a gangster in the first place.
爱丽丝和我根本不该结婚 Alice and I never should've gotten married.
吉米小子也根本不需要跳出窗外 And Jimmy Boy never should've jumped out of that window.
该死,我犯了不止一个错 Hell, I made more than one mistake.
我犯了超多错 I made a lot of 'em.
我不该陷害麦克,说他是内鬼 I never should have framed Mike to be the rat.
这是我该负的责任 This thing is my responsibility.
所以,开枪吧,索萨 So, go ahead, Sosa.
把你的悲痛宣泄在我身上 Take your grief out on me.
是我活该 I deserve it.
我有个更好的主意 Well, I got a better idea.
我要杀掉会让你心痛到崩溃的那个人 I'm gonna wanna kill whoever's gonna make you hurt the most.
目前看来就是快枪 And that looks like Quick Draw.
该死 Oh, shit.
快枪爱丽丝 Quick Draw Alice.
尼克? Nick?
你这个愚蠢的王八蛋 Oh, you stupid son of a bitch.
我应该没事 I think I'm okay.
天哪,快点,尼克 Fuck this. Quick, Nick.
可恶,尼克 Oh, shit. Nick.
现在的尼克 Present Nick.
你不会有事,你很好 You're okay. You're doing great.
撑着点,兄弟 Hang in there, bud.
撑住好吗?我们很快会帮你治疗 All right? We'll get you fixed up soon.
我们离医院还有多远? How far are we from the hospital?
- 四英里 - 好 - Uh, four miles. - Okay.
这样很好 This is good.
我们可以放什么音乐来听吗? Do we have some fuckin' music or something?
- 有,想听什么都有 - 随便放首歌吧 - Yeah, whatever you want. - Put on a fuckin' song?
好,我知道了 Yeah, yeah. I got you.
来,别担心,我来搞定 Here. Don't worry, I got it.
兄弟,你要什么都行,想怎样都行 Whatever you want, brother. Whatever you want.
来,放音乐了 Here we go. Here we go.
- 有了 - 有吗? - Yeah. - Yeah?
- 这首歌 - 你还没死吧?别闹了 - This song. - You didn't do that, did you? Fuck off.
- 试着呼吸,放轻松,你可以的 - 好 - Try to breathe. Relax. You got it. - Okay.
慢慢来 Nice and easy.
♪ Slip inside the eye of your mind ♪
♪ Don't you know you might find ♪
♪ A better place to stay ♪
♪ You said that you'd never been ♪
♪ But all the things that you've seen ♪
这样很好 That's good.
♪ Will slowly fade away ♪
♪ So I start a revolution from my bed ♪
♪ Said the brains I had went to my head ♪
♪ Step outside the summertime's in bloom ♪
一起唱 Here we go.
♪ Stand up beside the fireplace ♪
♪ Take that look from off your face ♪
♪ 'Cause you ain't ever gonna burn ♪
♪ My heart out ♪
好,尼克,让我听到你的声音 All right, Nick, let me hear you.
♪ And so Sally can wait ♪
♪ She knows it's too late ♪
- ♪ While we're walking on by ♪ - ♪ As we're walking on by ♪
很棒 That's good.
♪ Her soul slides away ♪
♪ But don't look back in anger ♪
♪ I heard you say ♪
- 尼克,你唱得真烂 - 对啊,兄弟,超难听的 - You're such a shit singer, Nick. - Yeah, you sound like garbage, brother.
我觉得你的歌声很棒 I thought you sounded great.
你很棒 You're doing great.
来,还有一段 All right, we got one more.
继续跟我一起唱,继续唱 Keep singing with me. Keep singing with me.
尼克,继续一起唱下去 Nick, keep singing with me.
尼克,继续唱,好吗? Nick, keep singing. Okay?
我们没问题的 We're gonna make it.
♪ So Sally can wait ♪
♪ She knows it's too late ♪
♪ As we're walking on by ♪
♪ Her soul slides away ♪
♪ But don't look back in anger ♪
♪ I heard you say ♪
♪ And so Sally can wait ♪
♪ She knows it's too late ♪
♪ As she's walking on by ♪
♪ Her soul slides away ♪
♪ But don't look back in anger ♪
好,没事 Okay. Okay.
没事的 Okay.
(急诊室)
(万普勒纪念医院)
♪ At least not today ♪
我们有办法解决 We can fix this.
你说什么? What?
我们有办法解决这个状况 We can fix this.
亲爱的 Sweetie...
尼克走了,他不会回来了 Nick is gone. And he's not coming back.
时光机炸毁了 The time machine blew up.
唯一能修好的人也已经死了 我知道这一切很难接受 The only guy who could fix it is dead. I know this is hard to accept.
但这是我们唯一的机会了 But this was our only shot.
但是... But...
为什么我们不用另一台呢? But why can't we just use the other one?
另一台? The other one?
天啊 Oh, boy.
我以为你知道 I thought you knew.
我想也是,毕竟西蒙是我的朋友 Well, I guess it makes sense. Symon was my friend.
- 还有另一台时光机? - 没错 - There's another time machine? - Yes.
♪ ...call on me ♪
♪ Call on me, Valerie ♪
(西蒙个人财产)
这台机器有附说明书吗? Does it come with an instruction manual?
(克拉伦斯二代原型机)
没有,我们不需要 No, we'll be fine.
如果连尼克都会用,那么谁都会的 If Nick could use it, fuckin' anybody could.
好,第二回合开始 All right. Time for round two.
♪ I'm the same boy I used to be ♪
《我当你兄弟》 ♪ Call on me, call on me ♪
♪ Call on me, Valerie ♪
♪ Come and see me ♪
♪ I'm the same boy I used to be ♪
♪ So cool, she was like ♪
♪ Jazz on a summer's day ♪
♪ Music, high and sweet ♪
♪ Then she just blew away ♪
♪ Valerie, call on me ♪
♪ Call on me, Valerie ♪
♪ Come and see me ♪
♪ I'm the same boy I used to be ♪
♪ I'm the same ♪
好,这看来有点反应过度了 Okay, this feels like a bit of an overreaction.
没人喜欢这种说话态度 Nobody likes to be talked to like that.
我要你跟我一起讲,准备好了吗? And I want you to say it with me. You ready?
客人永远是对的,试试看 The customer's always right. Try it.
- 客人永远是对的? - 再说一次 - "The customer's always right"? - Say it again.
- 客人永远是对的 - 你是客人吗? - "The customer's always right." - Are you the customer?
- 我是客人吗? - 你是客人 - Am I the customer? - You're the customer.
所以谁是对的? So, who's right?
- 你是对的 - 客人想要... - You're right. - The customer wants...
无糖糖果? Sugar-free candy?
无糖糖果 Sugar-free candy.
你们... You guys, um...
你们是来打炮的吗? You guys here for the sex?
好唷 Yeah. Yeah.
我也是 Me, too.
就只有你们,还是... Just you guys or...
进来就知道我们有什么花样了 Get in here and you'll see what we've got.
好的 Yeah.
我忘了拿水 Forgot the waters.
我去拿个...你们要喝水吗? I'm gonna go grab-- You guys need any waters?
我喜欢湿湿的感觉 I like being wet.
很棒,好,那我先去...我... Wow. [chuckles awkwardly] Okay. So, I'm gonna just, uh... I'm gonna--
我先去拿水, I'll grab the waters real quick.
你们等我一下,好吗? You guys just hang tight, okay? Yeah.
- 请用 - 谢谢你 - Here you go. - Thank you so much.
既然遇到你了,我想跟你说几件事 I wanna tell you a couple things while I have you.
第一,我叫西蒙,西方的西 One, the name's Symon. It's with a "Y."
东南西北的西 So, S-Y-M-O-N.
第二,我是一位发明家 这应该满酷的,对吧? Two, I'm an inventor, so I guess that's pretty cool, right?
第三,我在打造一台能够改变世界的装置 Three, I'm creating a device that will change the fucking world.
等我打造出来,你所知道的一切都会改变 Everything that you know will change when this comes out, so...
第四,爱列清单,我很爱列清单 Four, love lists. I love lists.
来我家,我们喝一杯 Come to the house. We'll have a drink.
我有个更棒的主意 How about, even better,
我先去你家 when I come to your house,
举杯庆祝我们就要杀了他 we have a drink and toast to the fact that we're gonna kill him?
然后杀了他之后,我们再举杯庆祝一次 Then why don't we have a second toast after we kill him?
接着到他的告别式上,再举杯庆祝一次 And then we'll have a third toast at his funeral.
还是我们干脆举杯庆祝 And then how about we have a toast
在这辈子接下来的每一年 every year, for the rest of our fuckin' lives,
都举杯庆祝麦克一命呜呼? toasting the blood leaving Mike's body?
我喜欢,对,就是这样 I like that. Yeah, that's it.
敬那个混蛋内鬼 To that ratfuck.
天啊,真希望火爆阿杰就在这里 God, I wish Jackie Napalm were here.
你为什么总是在最不适合的时候提起他? Why do you always bring him up in the worst times?
因为他是我朋友,兄弟,你也会爱上他的 Because he is one of my friend, bro. You would've loved him.
他是,他是真汉子 He was. He was a real one.
阿杰,一路好走 我们爱你!这是给你的! RIP, Jackie! We love you! This one's for you!
这就是我们的作风 That's how we do it.
所以你现在在对抗谁? So, who are you fighting?
我在对抗金钱诱惑 I'm fighting the money, baby.
你要跟真正的敌人对抗,兄弟,在这里面 Fight the real enemy. In here, bro. In here.
我再也不会找你来脱衣舞俱乐部了 I'm never coming to the strip club with you ever again.
巴伦喜欢活捉猎物 The Barron likes to take his victims alive.
他上一次活捉我? He took me alive last time?
天啊! Oh, God!
救命! Help!
(《我回来了》—吉米小子个人电影)
(吉米小子)
(剧终)
字幕翻译:黄麒华
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