导演 Sian Heder A Film by Sian Heder
这是一个真实的故事 This is a true story
狗咬狗 Dog Eat Dog
别碰那个 Don't touch that
也别抱啥希望 And don't get your hopes up
我没抱啥希望 My hopes aren't up
我会给你计时的 I'm timing you
你好 Rizzo Hello Rizzo
别太留恋哦 Don't get attached
我才没有呢 I'm not attached
还有四天她才能被认养 There's still four days till she goes up for adoption
我知道 I know
这狗植有数据芯片 我们得等 注：数据芯片：一种犬只身份登记系统 便于丢失时查找 But the dog has a chip we gotta wait
你不耐烦可以投诉 You know you could claim it
我明白这些 I'm aware of that
你知道 我们有其他狗的 We have other dogs you know
其他狗与我无关 Not for me
谢谢 孩子 Thank you son
没事 Sure
请配备狗链 Dogs on Leash
犬只排泄物必须由法律监护人立即清理 Dog defecation must be removed immediately by owners under penalty of law
Reggie Reggie
Reggie 快过来 Reggie Come here
那家伙有什么毛病啊 What's up with that guy
我不会打开笼门的 Not opening the cage
就几分钟么 嘤 Just a couple of minutes
你不能入笼访问 除非有人监视 We don't allow unsupervised visits
你好 Judith Hello Judith
Judith Judith
等等 呃 Wait wait uhmm
如果超过一人想要同一只狗怎么办 What happens if more than one person wants the same dog
会有一个抽签 There's lottery
什么抽签 What kind of lottery
你明早过来这里 把名字投进箱内 You come tomorrow morning put your name in
我们抽中谁 谁就把狗带回家 The ticket we draw gets the dog
但 不是应该选取最合适的人吗 我是说 Wait But shoudn't it be the best person I mean the person
不是应该最爱那狗的人才有资格拥有她吗 who loves the dog the most
那我可说了不算 That's not for me to dicide
Skeebo Skeebo
嘿 Oliver Heeyyyy Oliver
你个屌丝还活着么 How fucked up are you
嘿 还是这副死样呗 I'm pretty fucked up
好吧 听着 记一下 OK uhh Write this down listen
我需要你明天和我一起去收容所 I need you to come with me to the pound tomorrow
有个老头儿要抢我的Rizzo There's this old man trying to steal my dog
收容所要搞个抽签 And they have this lottery thing
所以我准备叫一群人过去 So I'm gonna bring a whole bunch of people
你们都帮我一起竞标 we're all gonna put our names in
这样我就稳操胜券了 and in that way I'm guaranteed to win
一个老人 好可怜哦 多老啊 An old man that is so sad Like how old
不知道 I don't know
很老 Old
他没几天就要死翘翘了 Rizzo就得立马被送回收容所 He's just gonna die and she's gonna end up right back to the pound
可能他刚失去老伴儿啊 Maybe his wife died or something
他管那狗叫Judith He calls the dog Judith
所以呢 So
所以那不是她的名字嘛 So that is not her name
或许他死去的老伴叫Judith呢 Well maybe his dead wife's name is Judith
搞什么 老娘才要死要活把个娃生出来 What part of I just pushed a baby out of my body
你不知道吗 Do you not understand
你可以把宝宝一起带过来嘛 You can bring your baby
这办法太惨无人道了喂 It is completely immoral
我才是你朋友 我才是你该关心的人啊喂 I am your friend I'm the one that you should care about
他可能自己一个人住啊 He probably lives all alone
我也一个人住啊 I live all alone
他甚至都不能溜她 他是个瘸子 He can't even walk her He's a cripple
这主意真心卑鄙无耻没节操啊 老兄 That's a evil twisted fucked up plan man
所以你入伙咯 So you'll do it
才不 No
好耶 Hell yeah
太好了 明天早上八点 Awesome Tomorrow 8 a.m.
不 No
早上八点 请我吃香蕉就干 8 a.m. plus bananas
嗨 Newman医生 我是Oliver Katz Hi Doctor Newman This is Oliver Katz
呃 Uhmm
我想请你帮个忙 不过可能有点猥琐 I have kind of a weird favor to ask you
好了 各位 都把名字放进来 OK People get your tickets in
谢谢 先生 Thank you sir
谢谢 Thank you
唔 Umm-hmm
唔 唔 Umm-hmm
你好吗 亲 What's up man
这是闹哪样 So what
突然就出现一群千奇百怪的人 要竞标同一只狗 All these odd people just decieded to show up and bid on the same dog
看起来是啊 Looks like it
这是作弊好吗 It's cheating
哼哼ㄟ( ▔, ▔ )ㄏ Hmm
你好 Rizzo Hello Rizzo