明晚是我們第一次約會一周年紀念 Tomorrow night is the one-year anniversary of our first date.
我有些特別的安排 I have something special planned.
他保證這個夜晚會讓我永生難忘 He promised it would be a night I'd remember forever.
你想的那個 Are you thinking the "One
神秘驚喜 跟我想的一樣嗎 other thing" Is what I'm thinking it is?
對不起 特別驚喜沒有了 I'm sorry, but that special surprise is off.
什么 What?
你不能在11月看《活死人之夜》 You can't show Night of the Living Dead in November.
-這就是你所謂的特別驚喜 -是啊 驚喜吧 - That was your special surprise? - Yeah, got you, right?
我們不能在一起 勒旺會打爛我的膝蓋 We are not going to get together. Lavon would break my kneecaps.
喬治·塔克 我會征服你的 I'm going to wear you down, George Tucker.
-早上好 -在看什么 - Good morning. - What you reading?
-醫學雜志 -聽上去很性感 - A medical journal. - Mm. Sounds hot.
跟我說說 Tell me more about it.
結果證明 Well, it turns out that
高血糖跟癡呆有關 high blood glucose levels are tied to dementia.
-怎么回事 -恭喜 - What is happening?! - Congratulations!
你們二位正式 You two are now officially
成為夜鷹花旅館入住最久的顧客了 the longest guests at the Whippoorwill Blossom.
-早餐免費 -戴什 - Breakfast is on the house. - Dash.
我們對咱倆做出的重大成就 We are both honored and
表示榮幸和謙虛 humbled by the magnitude of our achievement,
不過 我們之前沒經歷這個 but, you know, we've been over this before,
就是要敲門 很簡單 the whole knocking thing. It's really simple.
你只要握緊拳頭 然后像這樣 You just... you ball your fist, and go like this.
我 Well, I...
我覺得我們是時候找間自己的住處了 I think it might be time for us to find our own place.
可是租房很麻煩的 Oh, but looking for a house to rent is such a hassle.
再說這里很舒服 And this place is so comfy.
什么 What?
就是為了宣傳冊拍張照 Just a photo for the brochure.
沒事兒 你們繼續 Please, resume canoodling!
咱今天下午就開始找 Let's start looking this afternoon.
天 咱們賺了個盆滿缽滿啊 Man, we got so many Lincolns,
老杰夫·戴維斯都要氣得從墳墓里滾出來了 old Jeff Davis gonna be rolling over in his grave.
我得說 韋德·肯塞拉 咱倆合伙太給力了 I must say, Wade Kinsella, we've become quite the team.
我們的營業額增長了百分之二十 We have grown 20% this quarter.
我正好知道怎么處理多余的錢了 I know just what to do with the extra dough.
-行了 別再找熱舞女郎了 -不 - Okay, enough with the go-go dancers. - No.
我們需要一句廣告語去電臺打廣告 We need a radio ad with a jingle.
這廣告能在全州播放 It could play all over this state.
吸引更多游客 We could bring more tourists in.
韋德 這點子太棒了 Wade, that is a great idea.
很好 因為事實上 Good, 'cause I've actually
我已經在打草稿了 already been working on a loose version.
唯一的問題是 The only problem is, there's not
沒有什么褒義詞跟 杰瑪 押韻 a lot of positive words that rhyme with "Jammer."
基本就是 錘子 監獄 口吃 Basically, "Hammer," "Slammer," "Stammer..."
-你會想出來的 -你搭檔是誰呀 - Okay. You'll think of something. - Who's your partner?
就是我 就是我 哦耶 That's me. That's me. Ooh-wee.
你們跳完后 When you are finished dancing,
可能想去廚房看看 you might want to tend to the kitchen.
史內塔又把廚房燒了 Shanetta's started another fire.
啥 What?
安貝 你回來了 A.B.! You're back?
我還準備叫 I was about to have Sheriff
比爾警長召集一隊人馬去找你呢 Bill get a posse together to come look for you.
不跟你說了 我是去看望我妹妹了嗎 I told you, I was visiting my sister.
是沒錯 但是一般人說 True, but... any time anyone
他們要和家人一起出去玩很激動 says they're excited to hang out with family,
我都覺得跟人質綁架視頻樣的 I assume it's like one of those hostage video statements.
不 沒有什么畫面之外的歹徒 就是 Nope. No off-screen gunmen, just...
看望我妹 Visiting my sister.
-你跟勒旺還好嗎 -很好 怎么了 - Is everything okay with you and Lavon? - Yeah, why?
他只是說 Well, he just said that he's
他準備這個周末和球隊的哥們去賭城 going to a bachelor party this weekend in Vegas
過單身派對 你不會介意的 with NFL buddies and that you're fine with it.
-是啊 為什么會介意 -說不好 - I am. Why wouldn't I be? - I don't know.
單身派對 維加斯 球隊哥們 賭城 Bachelor party. Vegas. NFL buddies. Vegas.
女士們 Ladies.
你知道你有個最開明的女友嗎 Did you know that you have the coolest girlfriend?
沒錯 他有 It's true. He does.
是不是關于單身派對的 This is about the bachelor party, isn't it?
別擔心 Well, don't worry about it.
我正考慮跳票呢 I'm thinking about bailing on the whole thing.
什么 為啥啊 What? Why?
那幫家伙太能瘋了 Those guys get pretty wild.
行程里全是俱樂部 脫衣舞俱樂部 沒完沒了 I mean, the schedule is all... club, another club, strip club,
再從麥克·泰森那偷只老虎 接著再來 無愛 steal a tiger from Mike Tyson, repeat. Not my thing.
你怎么會無愛 至少這周不是吧 It should be your thing. At least for this weekend.
周日見 我要去上班了 I'll see you Sunday night. I have to get to work, okay?
我可能理解錯誤 Okay, I... I may be wrong,
但安貝是不是 but did A.B. Just hand me a
在告訴我 好好享受脫衣舞俱樂部吧 stack of ones and say, "Enjoy the strip clubs"?
你真走運 You're a lucky man.
喬治 George.
幾天沒見到你了 Haven't seen you in days.
你的東西咋樣了 還壞著嗎 How are your goods? Still damaged?
沒事兒 東西蠻好的 Uh... no, the goods, they're... good.
差點忘了 我有樣東西給你 Um... oh! Uh, before I forget, I have something for you.
你把這個落我游艇上了 You left this on my houseboat
我知道法學院入學考試臨近 and I know the LSATs are coming up,
我想你可能要用到的 so I thought you might need it.
謝謝 Well, thank you.
-還有別的事嗎 -沒了 - Was there something else? - No.
祝你今天好心情 Have a good day.
喬治 你留著這書多久了 George, how long have you had this, anyway?
你本可以隨時放在我家門前的 You could've dropped this book off at my front door anytime.
或者放進我郵箱 Or in my mailbox.
或交給勒旺 Or left it with Lavon.
是啊 我本可以那樣做的 Yeah, I could've done that.
但這樣的話你就找不到借口跟我說話了 對嗎 But then you wouldn't have had the excuse to talk to me, right?
不 琳莉 我 No, Lynly. I... mmm.
我沒打算借機跟你說話 I'm not looking for an excuse to talk to you.
-好嗎 -喬治 隨便你吧 - Okay? - If you say so, George.
這 But...
好了 芭布斯 肯定還有更好一點的房子吧 Come on, Babs. There has to be a house that's a little nicer.
-少點害蟲的 -藍鈴鎮的成交量太低了 - Less... infested. - Well, turnover in BlueBell is low.
你要耐心等待好房的出現 You gotta wait for the right property to come along.
就像等一個好男人 Like a good man.
有時候要等很久 Sometimes it takes a long...
很久 Long...
很久的時間 Long, long time.
歐尼·庫珀的老房子在出租嗎 Hey, Ernie Cooper's old house is for rent?
這地兒很不錯啊 This place is great.
不 這棟不適合你們的 No, this one's not for you.
不 我之前來這兒出診過 這房子超棒的 Oh, no. I've done house calls here before. This place is amazing.
再適合我們不過了 Of course it's for us.
瞧那書房的光線 Look at the light in that study.
親愛的 房主未必會租給你們的 Look, honey, the owner might not rent to you.
我可是這鎮的醫生 誰會不租給我 I'm the town doctor. Who wouldn't rent to me?
溫妮弗雷德·威爾克斯 Winifred Wilkes.
威爾克斯 哈里·威爾克斯家的嗎 Wilkes. As in... Harley Wilkes?
我已故的父親 My dead father?
溫妮弗雷德是哈里的表親 Winifred was Harley's first cousin.
你們是親戚呀 家族折扣必須的 Hey! You're related. Family discount.
那就有極小的可能另找別處了 There's a small, tiny, eensy chance it could go the other way.
-有多小 -百分之百 - How eensy? - 100%.
客人又要久等了 Kitchen's running slow again.
敢不敢站這兒來當著我的面說 You want to come back here and say that to my face?
算了 No.
天吶 愛德華來這兒做什么 Oh, my gosh! What is Edward doing here?
快 去拿銀餐具 要干凈的 Quick, go get the good silver. And I mean the clean stuff.
快 快 Hurry, hurry.
愛德華 Edward.
范西家的老板怎么有空 The owner of Fancie's doesn't
光臨我們這家不起眼的小餐館 patronize our humble restaurant every day.
-有何貴干呢 -我是來找你的 - To what do we owe the honor? - I'm here to see you.
不敢當 為什么 Oh. Little ol' me? Why?
檸檬 我很欽佩你把這兒經營得有聲有色 I am so impressed with what you have done to this place, Lemon.
多虧了你 RJ餐吧已經成為一處熱門去處了 Thanks to you, the Rammer Jammer has become a destination.
顯然你經營餐館很有天賦 You clearly have a gift for the restaurant business.
愛德華 您過獎了 Thank you, Edward.
我知道到你對這兒盡心盡力 I realize that you are otherwise committed,
但我想你是否考慮接受一項新挑戰 but I was wondering if you might consider a new challenge.
-您的意思是 -我是時候該退休了 - Well, what are you talking about? - It is time I retire.
我也想不出我愿轉手餐廳的人了 And I can't think of a single person I'd rather sell Fancie's to.
這真的很好 Wow, th... that's so sweet.
我很榮幸 范西家 I'm-I'm honored. I mean, Fancie's is...
可是這兒一帶最好的餐廳啊 Well, I mean, it's the best restaurant in the entire area.
不過呢 Uh, but... um...
我在這兒干得很開心 I'm happy here.
你不會相信的 You are not going to believe this.
-她丟了支耳環 -什么 - She's missing an earring. - What?
她非得把那些廉價破羽毛穿在耳朵上 She insists on wearing those cheap feather things in her ears.
你最后一次戴是什么時候 When did you have it last?
我想是切涼拌卷心菜的時候吧 I think I was dicing the slaw.
大家都不要吃涼拌卷心菜 Okay, no one eat the coleslaw.
我們會給你們重上一份 算店家的 We'll get you more, on the house.
那么 你考慮考慮吧 Um, all I ask is, uh, you think about it.
你跟我說要回到這里 So when you told me about coming down here
發現你親生父親的身份時 and discovering the identity of your real father,
我只是以為 I just assumed that you
你為了簡短家族故事 left out all the aunts and uncles and stuff
就省略了七大姨八大叔了 to keep the story tight.
不是 我見過一親戚 莫琳姑媽 No, I just... I met the one Wilkes, Aunt Maureen.
她聞著像樟腦丸 She smelled like mothballs,
神經兮兮 力圖把我打造成一名佳麗 was spooky, and tried to make me a Belle.
就沒有別的親戚聯系過你了嗎 And no one else ever reached out to you?
可能被邀請去過幾次燒烤吧 I may have been invited to a few barbeques.
可能吧 You may have?
他們邀我去有很多事 Okay, they invited me to a bunch of stuff.
但我那會兒忙著開始經營診所 反正就是忙 But I was busy starting a practice, and I was... busy.
最后 就不了了之了 You know? So eventually, the Evites stopped.
威家人都挺陌生的 你不會跟陌生人搭話吧 The Wilkes are strangers. You don't talk to strangers.
親情難能可貴 Families are hard and expensive.
我的診療費用已經證明了這點 As proven by my therapy bills.
我們也不是那么急著找房子啦 We don't need a house that bad.
或許你跟那家人聯系后 Mm. Maybe you feel if you reach out to this family,
他們會傷害你 就像你爸 they will hurt you, like your dad.
那個醫生 還健在的那位 The doctor. The undead one.
我沒有害怕 我很機智的 I'm not scared. I'm smart.
沒錯 可如果威家人很和善呢 Yes, but what if the Wilkes are amazing?
是溫馨歡樂的大家庭呢 What if they're warm and fun?
大家過節 搞搞周日燒烤 You know, people to have holidays with and Sunday barbeques.
萬一他們冷酷又無趣呢 What if they're cold and boring?
為了周日燒烤 他們會狩獵食材 And they shoot what they're gonna eat for Sunday barbeques,
指不定哪個星期天 就把咱倆打來吃了 and one Sunday, that could be us.
-我愿意冒這個險 -行 - Think I'll take my chances. - Great.
隨你便 別把我扯進去 Be my guest. Just leave me out of it.
好了 佐伊 就一通電話 Come on, Zoe. Look, one phone call.
不 我不想再談這事兒了 No! I don't want to talk about this anymore.
好嗎 行了 Okay? As a matter of fact,
咱們都保持安靜 好好吃完這頓午飯 let's just eat the rest of our lunch in silence.
好吧 Okay.
你那涼拌卷心菜里是一支 耳環嗎 Is that an... earring in your coleslaw?
南國醫戀 第三季 第六集
泰麗莎真的辭職了嗎 Hey. Is it true that Theresa quit?
-是的 -為什么 我們才雇傭她啊 - Yeah. - Why? We just hired her.
我們就不該雇她 Well, we shouldn't have.
她就是個瘋子 我是說 She's crazy. I mean,
她今早對我大發脾氣 she flipped out on me this morning.
今天早上 This morning?
韋德 你和她上床了 Wade. You slept with her?
你怎么就不能把生意和你個人生活分開呢 Why can you not separate your business from your pleasure?
冷靜點 好嗎 Calm down, all right?
我們的生意現在紅紅火火 什么都可能發生 Business is booming, and as it happens,
我的個人生活也是如此 so too is my pleasure.
你應該感謝我 我這是幫咱們倆一個忙 You should be thanking me. I did us a favor.
-幫忙 -是啊 - Oh, a favor? - Mm-hmm.
-真的嗎 -是的 - Really? - Yeah.
明天就要比賽了 The game is tomorrow, we have a
會有一大群人過來 這時卻沒了第二個酒保 crowd of people coming, and no second bartender.
好消息是 廣告詞寫得不錯 Good news is, this jingle's going great.
-讓我 -韋德 - Let me... - Wade.
這根本不好玩 好嗎 這應該有所改變 This isn't funny, okay? Things need to change around here.
發生了太多不該發生的事 There's just too much... incompetence.
誰穿了你的衣服 然后死了 姐妹兒 Whoa. Who crawled up your skirt and died, sister?
衛生檢查員剛剛來電話了 Hey, guys, the health inspector just called.
顯然有人把史內塔的耳環事件告訴他了 Apparently, someone told him about Shanette's earring.
他下周可能會來突擊檢查 所以我覺得 And he might make a pop-in so I was thinking maybe
我們應該把廚房那股難聞的氣味處理一下 we should do something about that weird smell in the kitchen.
是啊 確實太難聞了 Yeah. Does smell pretty bad.
行 Fine.
-我來處理 -那太好啦 - I will take care of it. - All right. Cool.
好的 Okay.
兩天碰到了兩次 Twice in two days.
讓我猜猜 你又找到別的什么東西 Let me guess: you found something
要還給我 所以你跟著我來這 else to return to me, so you followed me in here.
不是的 其實我就是來拿午餐的 No, actually, I'm just in here to pick up my lunch, so...
這個借口太沒新意了 韋德 That old story. Hey, Wade.
你應該知道要怎么開心一下 You seem to know how to have a good time.
我確實盡全力享受人生 Well, I do try my best.
我的社交日程悲劇的空白著 I've got a tragically empty
我想找點樂子 social calendar and I'm looking to fill it.
-有什么建議嗎 -你知道怎么用啤酒管嗎 - Any ideas? - Uh... you know how to work a beer tap?
你不就是打開開關 把杯子裝滿 Don't you just pull the lever, fill the mug?
那是簡單的部分 Well, that's the easy part.
難的是 Tricky part is doing that
要用這個躲開棘手的人 while fending off advances from awkward dudes.
這個我很有經驗 I've had plenty of practice.
那好 明天見 All right, then. I'll see you tomorrow.
-好的 韋德 -喬治 給你 - Will do, Wade. - Here you go, George.
謝謝 Oh, thank you.
喬治 比賽七點開始 Kickoff's at 7:00, George.
我確信當你的電視機奇跡般地壞掉時 I'm sure I'll see you
我會見到你 when your TV magically breaks.
緊急情況 Emergency!
有緊急情況 We have an emergency here!
哈爾特醫生 這位把那位撞倒了 Dr. Hart, listen: this one ran the other one over.
帕蒂 普里茲 這是怎么回事 Patty, Prizzi, what happened?
-我正倒車 -我停下來撿她扔的易拉罐 - I was just backing up. - I stopped to pick up her soda can.
亂扔垃圾的人太可恥了 What kind of person just litters like that?
她彎腰了 我沒看到她 She bent down. I didn't see her.
她就不該 She shouldn't have been...
-開車 -彎腰 - ...driving! - ...down there!
-她太咄咄逼人了 -她就是瞎子 - She's compulsive. - She's blind.
這正證明了我的觀點 家人是危險的 This just proves my point: family is dangerous.
這兩人就是最好的例子 These two are certifiable.
你說我妹妹什么 What'd you just say about my sister?
我要打爛你的臉 I'm gonna smash your face in.
誰都不能這么說普里切特 No one talks that way about a Pritchett!
女士們 聽著 我相信她沒有惡意 Ladies, listen, I'm sure she didn't mean anything.
-我要找布里克 -我同意 - I wanna go to Brick. - I agree.
不是你的錯 你當時只是看著窗外 It wasn't your fault. You were just looking out the window.
不是你的錯 你就是怕弄臟我的草坪 It wasn't your fault. You were just looking out for my lawn.
-對不起 -對不起 - I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
這是不是很貼心啊 家人 Isn't that sweet? Family.
這就沒事了 這個把那個撞倒了 That's it? This one runs the
你們就這么原諒彼此了 other one over and you just forgive each other?
這就像是我們最愛的電影里說的那樣 It's just like they say in our favorite movie...
《海豚的故事》 Dolphin Tale.
家人永遠是家人 Family is forever.
《海豚的故事》 Dolphin Tale?
安娜貝絲 你在嗎 AnnaBeth, you here?
不 不 這不可能 No, no, no, this ain't happening!
勒旺 你來這做什么 Lavon, what are you doing here?
我決定還是不要去維加斯了 Well, I decided not to go
因為我有一股不祥的預感 to Vegas because I had this weird feeling.
現在我知道了 And now I know the weird
這不祥的預感是一個腳大的人帶來的 feeling's on account of a guy with giant feet!
這雙鞋是誰的 Who belongs to those shoes?
-聽我解釋 -安娜貝絲 - Let me explain. - AnnaBeth?
勒旺 你還記得我爸爸嗎 Lavon, you remember my father.
那個十四碼的人 The size 14?
-海耶斯鎮長 -蒂博多先生 - Mayor Hayes. - Mr. Thibodaux.
我父母這周末來看我 It turns out my parents are visiting for the weekend.
從他們的退休巡航里離開48小時 有趣吧 48-hour shore leave from their retirement cruise. Fun!
寶貝 鎮長怎么會有你家的鑰匙 Sweetie, why does the mayor have a key to your place?
這是不是那種 城市鑰匙 Is it one of those "Key to the city" Keys?
我還以為那種鑰匙會大一些 好看一點 'Cause I thought those were larger... And decorative.
有趣的問題 Interesting question.
我們在交往 驚喜吧 We're dating! Surprise!
你們兩個 The two of you?
你和海耶斯鎮長 在交往 You and Mayor Hayes, you're-you're... You're dating?
沒錯 Yes, indeed.
我先失陪了 Well, excuse me.
我要給你媽媽打電話 I've just got to call your mother.
啥 你竟然沒告訴你父母我們在交往 Wha...? I can't believe your parents don't know we're dating?!
你是不是因為這個想讓我離開 Is that why you wanted me out of town?
勒旺 我 Lavon, I...
是的 Yes.
這是不是和我想的一樣 Is this about what I think it's about?
在南方有很多人就是這么頑固不化 Some people are just so set in their ways in the South.
我們以為我們改變了 但是 We'd like to think that we've changed, but...
橄欖球 Football.
我們不是后競爭對手 We are not a post-rival America!
但我們家是奧本皇家隊的 My family is Auburn royalty.
而你是徹頭徹尾的巴馬隊人 And you're 'Bama through and through.
那我們要怎么做 一直瞞著他們 Well, what were you gonna do, keep the secret forever?
我本來想等他們退休巡航結束再告訴他們的 I was waiting for their cruise to be over
我怕他們有人會從甲板上跳下去 before telling them. I didn't want to take the chance
我不敢冒這個險 that one of them would jump overboard.
不要恨我啊 Oh, don't hate me.
現在一些都會好起來的 Everything's gonna be all right now.
我們只要讓他們了解真正的勒旺·海耶斯 We'll just help them get to know the real Lavon Hayes.
好吧 我明天做飯給大家吃 Yeah. I'll make food for everybody tomorrow.
-我們用燒烤宴緩和關系 -聽上去不錯 - We'll bond over barbecue. - That sounds brilliant!
你說 不錯 是因為我們沒別的選擇了 By brilliant, you mean we have no other options?
沒錯 Yep.
弗蘭克 這部電影太棒了 This movie, Frank? It's incredible!
講述了一只丟了尾巴的海豚 It's about a dolphin who loses its tail,
人們幫它造一個新尾巴 so they build it a new one,
它卻再也不能生活在大海里了 but it can't live in the ocean anymore, Frank,
人們不得不把它養在海洋館里 so they have to put it in an aquarium,
盡全力挽救溫特的生命 and the struggle to save Winter's life,
這把所有人都連在了一起 媽媽和孩子 it brings everyone together: the mom and the kid
還有哈里·康尼克 and Harry Connick.
因為家人永遠是家人 弗蘭克 Because family is forever, Frank!
家人永遠是家人 Family is forever.
這部電影租的人是挺多 It is a popular rental.
聽著 我能問你點事嗎 Look, um, could I ask you something?
你是問 藥劑師弗蘭克 You need to ask me, Frank the pharmacist, or me...
還是 南方商店私家偵探 Frank, Dixie Stop PI?
我就是好奇 我想和威爾克斯家的人聯系 Just out of curiosity, you know, how hard would it be if, say
會有多難 I wanted to get in touch with the Wilkes clan?
他們住得近嗎 Do they all live near each other?
有沒有族長呢 Is there a patriarch or a matriarch?
-他們會打保齡球嗎 -那是壘球 - Do they bowl? - That's a softball.
威爾克斯家人明天都會在莉蓮家 Everybody in the Wilkes family's
開一個生日派對 gonna be at a birthday party in Lillian tomorrow.
明天 Tomorrow?
我要續借這個 I'm gonna need to renew this.
又在看《海豚的故事》 不是吧 Oh, again? The dolphins? Really?
我是說 你睡覺了嗎 I mean, did you get any sleep?
喬爾 我想明白了 Joel, I figured it out.
我想要烤肉野宴 享受假期 I want the barbecues and the holidays.
我也想要即使我開車撞了他 I want someone to forgive me
也能原諒我的人 if I hit them with my car.
家人永遠是家人 Family is forever.
是時候見見威爾克斯家的人了 It's time to meet the Wilkes.
太好了 我為你驕傲 That's great! I'm really proud of you.
那你打算怎么做呢 你想要 How you want to do this? You want to, like, I don't know,
邀請一兩個人來吃飯 invite one or two of 'em over for dinner?
不 我們要去莉蓮家 No. We're going to Lillian
唐突地參加一個8歲孩子生日派對 to crash an eight-year-old's birthday party.
這樣一次就都見到了 Gonna meet them all at once.
好吧 我也覺得不錯 Okay. I love it, I love it.
我們就 闖進去 We'll just... jump right in.
我們邁過心里那道坎 We're gonna hurdle.
我們這樣做一定非常貼心 We'll be sweet and charming,
他們一下子就會愛上我 對吧 and they'll all fall in love with me at once, right?
是 那是當然 他們怎么會不愛你 Yeah, yeah, of course. Why wouldn't they?
-我們應該帶份禮物 -一份大禮 - Maybe we should bring a present. - A humongous present.
檸檬 你還好嗎 Hey, Lemon. Is everything okay?
喬治 很好 George, um, great.
我能和你聊聊嗎 Can I talk to you for a minute?
保密的 In confidence?
律師與委托人的特權 Attorney-client privilege?
是的 但是專業地講 Yes, but technically, I
你要是不給我律師費 我就不是你的律師 can't be your attorney unless I collect fees.
就是律師與委托人的特權 Attorney-client privilege it is.
怎么了 What's up?
愛德華要把范西家賣給我 Edward offered to sell me Fancie's.
你知道我有多愛范西家 And you know how much I love Fancie's. I mean, ever since
我和安貝在很小的時候就常去那里玩 we were young, A.B. And I used to play Fancie's.
我們會給我們的玩偶穿衣服 We would dress up our stuffed animals,
喂它們吃最好的食品 we would feed them the finest cuisine.
你的確非常喜歡范西家 Fancie's does seem a lot more up your alley,
但是你和韋德在這不是做得很好嗎 but aren't you and Wade doing really well here?
你們倆又不是什么超級團隊 You guys are this unlikely super team.
你真的想現在就前功盡棄嗎 Are you sure you want to mess up what's already working?
你說的沒錯 You know what, you're right.
我就是 今天過得不太順 I'm just, I'm having a bad day.
很快就會沒事了 It'll go away.
好吧 有什么需要 隨時給我打電話 All right, well, you need anything else, just call me.
-謝了 -不客氣 - Thanks. - All right.
我們得雇個送魚的 Yeah, so, uh, we need to hire a new fish delivery person,
也許這次還是不要找女性來做了 and maybe not one of the female persuasion this time.
好的 我來幫你收拾 All right, let me grab this for you. Okay.
好啦 只不過是兩支南方最好最強大的 Okay, it's just a 120-year-long rivalry
橄欖球隊 between the two of the
已經競爭一百二十年了 greatest football powerhouses in the South.
沒錯 That's right.
利用一盤嫩排骨 No reason we can't put it to bed
和我們倆迷人的性情 with a plate of baby back ribs
絕對能化干戈為玉帛 and our charming dispositions.
加油 Go...
阿拉巴馬 'Bama!
杰拉德 多莉 我是不是在做夢啊 Uh, Gerald, Dorrie, um, am I dreaming,
你們真的穿著我心愛的阿拉巴馬大學隊的球服 or are y'all wearing my beloved Alabama jerseys?
他們把你的號碼印在上面 And... they got your number on the back!
我會給哈爾特醫生打電話 I'll call Dr. Hart.
他們明顯大腦受到某種創傷了 They've obviously had some sort of brain trauma.
寶貝 Oh, sweetheart!
她是不是傻得很可愛啊 Isn't she delightfully hilarious?
我們才不在意球隊的破恩怨呢 We don't care about some silly old football feud.
我們愛勒旺·海耶斯 We love Lavon Hayes!
你現在是我們的家人了 You are family now!
這比預想的簡單多了 Well, this is easier than anticipated.
能不能帶我們參觀一下海耶斯的府邸啊 Hey, how about a tour of the Mayor's mansion?
老媽 發生什么了 Mom, what is going on?!
寶貝 我們就是支持你 We're just trying to be supportive of you, honey.
我們希望你和勒旺·海耶斯能終成眷屬 We want this to work; you dating the Lavon Hayes.
我們就會是鎮長的岳父岳母了 We could be in-laws to the mayor!
岳父岳母 他還沒求婚呢 In-laws?! He has not proposed!
我們知道 我和你爸昨晚給你姐姐打電話了 We know. Your father and I called your sister last night.
她把你的羅曼史都告訴我們了 She filled us in on your little love saga.
男人有時就是需要一點正確的推動力 Men just need a little nudge in the right direction sometimes.
不要 不要 No-no-no-no!
不能有推動力 There will be no nudging.
相信我們 我們知道我們在做什么 Trust us. We know what we're doing.
現在我想好好參觀這個房子 Now I want to see this house.
我仔細想了想 這有點唐突 On second thought, this is a big jump.
沒有計劃好就跳了 Jumping without forethought,
這樣很容易把胳膊腿弄斷 that's how you break your legs, your arms.
我需要我的胳膊 I need my arms.
佐伊 現在不能打退堂鼓 Zoe, Zoe, no-no-no. You can't back out now.
我們能行的 我們就是完全屬于這里 We can do this. We totally belong here.
我們就告訴他們你是誰 You know, we'll just tell them who you are,
你是來認親的 that you came to mend fences,
來慶祝祖國未來花朵的生日 and celebrate the future generations.
這能行的 是吧 Yeah, that's gonna work, right?
肯定的 Yeah, totally.
再說我們帶了很棒的禮物來 Plus we brought a great gift.
我們落在車里了 我去去就回 That we left in the car. I'll be right back.
等等 喬爾別走啊 Wait, Joel, don't leave!
馬上就回來 馬上就回 Be right back, right back.
你好 我沒想到你會來 Well, hello! I didn't think you were coming!
什么 What?!
你見到我很高興 You're-you're glad to see me?
我非常興奮 派對組織者說 I'm thrilled! The party planner said
演員的車壞了 但是你到了 the entertainer's car broke down, but here you are.
你就是派對演員 對吧 You're the party entertainment, right?
不是的 我不是 Oh, no, no, I'm not.
那你來這做什么 Oh. Then why are you here?
我知道你不是我們家的人 I know you're not family.
我不是演員 他是 I'm not the entertainment... He is!
他是大喬爾 This is the Great Joel-ini!
他是個魔術師 He's a magician!
魔術師 魔術師 A magician? A magician?!
我也很慌 好嗎 這想法不錯 I freaked out, okay? It's actually a great idea.
因為我們可以先了解一下他們 'Cause now we can feel them out,
看看這家人是什么樣的 see what kind of family they are,
他們是不是瘋子 是不是很粘人 are they crazy, are they clingy?
這很好 Yeah, that's great, except
只有一個小問題 我不是魔術師 there's one small problem, I'm not a magician!!
我看你弄表演過紙牌戲法 I've seen you do card tricks.
我只會兩個紙牌戲法 I know two card tricks!
那只是雕蟲小技 They are entertaining,
但是沒法和真正的表演相提并論 but that doesn't qualify me as entertainment.
是你讓我來找我家人的 You're the one who wanted me to have a family.
就讓我利用我美好的人格來贏得他們的心 Let me win them over with my winning personality.
但是在這之前 我得用糖衣炮彈把他們弄暈 But before I do that I need to get them really drunk.
-我 -拜托了 - I... - Please?
這真的不是 Well, this is not exactly the way
我做事的風格 I would have gone about it,
但是和你交往真是充滿驚喜啊 but dating you is certainly never boring.
我得去找找副牌 I will go find a deck of cards.
一個不自己帶帽子來的魔術師 A magician who didn't come with his own hat.
他剛剛從魔法學校畢業 Oh, yeah, well he just graduated magician school.
-這是他的大進展 -這里也是 - So this is his big break. - It's quite a venue for it, too.
地球人都知道《魔術師月報》上的那篇 Everybody knows that the journey from the six-year-old
六歲孩子生日派對魔術表演的報道有點短啊 party circuit to the cover of Magician's Monthly is short.
是啊 那么你是威爾克斯家的人了 Right. So you are a Wilkes?
薇薇安·威爾克斯 小壽星男的媽媽 Vivian Wilkes, birthday boy's mom.
恭喜恭喜 Oh, wow. Congratulations.
看上去你有一個大家庭啊 It seems like you have a very large family.
威爾克斯家人對生日 Oh, yes. The Wilkes come out
節日和葬禮都很重視 in droves for birthdays, holidays, funerals.
我們的家庭觀念很強 就像一群大象 We're kind of loyal like that. Much like a herd of elephants.
聽上去挺沉重的 Sounds a little oppressive.
有時候會 但是你懂的 這就家人 Oh, it can be. But, you know, family.
要是沒有他們堅定不移的支持我 I don't know how I'd get by without knowing
我真不知道我會怎么樣 that they will be here for me no matter what.
我明白 I get that.
你看過《海豚的故事》嗎 Have you seen Dolphin Tale?
這一定就是小壽星啦 This must be the birthday boy?
是啊 今天有人八歲了 Yep. Somebody is eight today.
哈里 打個招呼 Say hello, Harley.
-很高興見到你 -很高興見到你 - Pleased to meet you. - Pleased to meet you.
-他太可愛了 -謝謝 - He is so cute. - Thank you.
我們剛才還擔心 And to think we were worried
咱們不能相處得很好 這有多棒啊 everyone wasn't gonna get along. How awesome is this?
太棒了 So... so awesome.
這個烤肉宴太棒了 This barbecue sauce is amazing.
你一定是廚房里的魔法師了 You must be a wizard in the kitchen.
-魔法師 -沒錯 他就是廚房里的 - A wizard! - Oh, he is. A regular Harry Potter.
哈利·波特 Of the kitchen.
我們的小香蕉貝絲她就是一個烹飪天才 You know, our little BananaBeth is a culinary genius herself.
香蕉貝絲 BananaBeth?
當然 我在藍鈴鎮真是大飽口福啊 Of-of course. I have the happiest taste buds in BlueBell.
勒旺 我可以告訴你 You know, Lavon, I can tell you
據我的經驗 from experience that a
居家過日子 妻子的廚藝 wife's cooking is one of the main ingredients
絕對是重要的組成元素之一 in the recipe that is a long and loving...
看看幾點了 Look at the time.
你們明天必須到達開放水域 Y'all have to hit the open waters tomorrow.
你們在啟程前應該好好休息一下 Probably should rest up before you get back on the ship.
又不用咱倆去劃船 Well, hell, it's not like we're rowing the damn thing.
沒錯 Oh, no.
事實上 現在不是有阿拉巴馬大學的比賽嘛 Matter of fact, isn't there a 'Bama game on right now?
我等一下就去把比賽錄下來 Well, I'm-I'm recording it for later.
孩子 咱們去看電視吧 赤色風暴來襲 Let's turn it on, son. Roll Tide!
好啊 您先請 All right. After you.
好啦 哈里 你覺得你的卡片會怎么樣 All right, Harley, what do you think happened to your card?
等等 在你鞋子下面 看看有沒有 Wait, is it under your shoe? Let's see is it under your shoe?
沒有 在你的腋下 No, no, I mean... Is it under your armpit there?
讓我看看 另一個腋窩 讓我看看 Let me see. Other armpit. Let me see, let me see. Oh, gosh.
我想它一定是沒有了 在你的耳朵后面 I guess it must be gone. Unless it's, uh... Behind your ear.
那個是克里斯蒂 她的嗓門很大 And that is Christie over there. She is a hoot.
她每天都要批判式的閱讀一本新的言情小說 She hate-reads a new romance novel every day,
她見人就說那些書寫有多差勁 and then she just won't shut up about how awful the writing is.
這是布蘭多 Oh, and this is Brando.
他是我爺爺 He's my grandpa.
我的真名是弗農 My real name is Vernon.
他們叫我布蘭多是因為 They call me Brando because
我可以非常好地模仿馬龍·白蘭度 of my incredible Marlon Brando impersonation.
我將給他一個他無法拒絕的條件 I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
斯黛拉 Stella!
我知道 I know.
好神秘啊 It's uncanny.
-那真是 -太差勁了 - That was... - Terrible!
有時他會背誦《天生愛情狂》的整個劇本 Sometimes he recites the whole script for Don Juan DeMarco.
他模仿約翰尼·德普時 His Johnny Depp impression
聽上去比他模仿的布蘭多更像布蘭多 actually sounds more like Brando than his Brando.
這是我姐姐 溫妮 Oh, and this is my sister, winnie.
抱歉我還不知道你的名字 I'm sorry, I don't know your name.
克洛伊 Oh, it's... Chloe.
-見到你很高興 -你能來我真是太開心了 - Nice to meet you. - So glad you guys arrived.
孩子們剛才真是鬧得不行啊 The kids were getting restless.
我表妹芭比的男朋友自告奮勇要做氣球動物 And my cousin Bobby's boyfriend offered to do balloon animals.
但是他只會做蛇 But he could only make snakes.
你們能來這表演真是太棒了 So it's a good thing you guys came when you did.
你也要表演嗎 Do you perform, too?
沒有 我就是來做顧問的 Oh, no, I'm here more in the advisory capacity.
我已經表演完了兩個紙牌戲法了 Okay. So, I've done the two card tricks I know
而且我是盡最大限度變換著演的 in as many permutations as possible.
但要是我再做一次 But if I do them again,
那群孩子就會炸鍋了 我們得想新招了 the kids might mutiny. We need some new ideas.
-好的 我來幫你 -謝謝 - Okay, I got you covered. - Thank you.
薇薇安 你有刮胡膏嗎 Hey, Vivian? Do you have any shaving cream?
香煎雞是我最愛吃的菜之一 The chicken paillard is one of my favorite dishes as well.
太棒了 我是說 這里 太棒了 Ah, it was superb. I mean, this place, it's superb.
這里一直都那么完美 It always has been.
涼拌卷心菜里不會有耳環 No, uh, earrings in the coleslaw.
不會有人和服務員上床 廚房不會著火 No one's sleeping with the help. No fires in the kitchen.
愛德華 我屬于這 Edward, I belong here.
我想買下范西家 I would like to buy Fancie's.
聽你這么說我很高興 I am very, very happy to hear that.
但是你說的有點晚 But after you said no earlier,
我已經和另一個買家接觸了 I was approached by another buyer.
我很抱歉要給你壓力 I regret having to press,
但是我今晚就要知道你的出價 but... I need your offer by tonight.
今晚 Tonight?
那好 就是今晚 Okay, well, then, tonight it is.
-我會盡最大能力的 -太好了 - I will do my best. - Wonderful.
阿拉巴馬隊發起快攻 Eddy Lacy拿到球了 Alabama goes up-tempo. Eddy Lacy with the carry.
伙計 太棒了 Man, that is one sweet
快點啊 對方的防衛就要跑到哪里了 hurry-up offense your guys are running there.
當你以平和的心態看比賽時 You know, when you set aside the rivalry,
你真的就在欣賞比賽的樂趣 you can really appreciate the artistry.
我的頭真的要炸開了 My head might literally explode.
你絕對想不到我上周聽到誰的消息了 Oh, you will never guess who I heard from last week.
杰克的媽媽 Jake's mother.
杰克 安貝的前夫 Jake? As in A.B.'s ex-husband, Jake?
-不要 別上鉤 -我們聽說 - No, no, no, do not take the bait. - Yes, and get this.
顯然杰克一直打聽安貝的近況 Apparently Jakey's been asking
他對發生的一切很后悔 about A.B., says that he is sorry for what happened.
說他已經改過自新了 Says that he is a changed man.
以我當鎮長的經驗 Well, if there's anything I learned from being mayor,
說和做是完全兩回事 it's that saying and doing are two different things.
沒錯 男人要靠行動證明 So true. The words of a man of action.
說到行動 Hmm, speaking of action.
既然我們都這么愛紅潮風暴 Let's watch some Alabama
咱們看看阿拉巴馬的比賽吧 football since we all love the Crimson Tide.
我覺得你媽媽的意思是 I think all your mother's
安娜貝絲的要求很高 saying is that AnnaBeth is in high demand.
我的天啊 你沒看到剛才吹的那個嗎 Oh, for the love of God. Oh, my God, did you see that call?
裁判絕對是偏向卷潮 The refs are totally in the Tide's pocket.
爸爸 就像你常說的那樣 It's just like you always say, Daddy.
阿拉巴馬一定把裁判收買了 Alabama pays off the refs.
-就像09年的鐵碗 -等等 - Just like in the 2009 Iron Bowl. - Hold on, now.
我沒這么說過 Now, I-I do not say that.
我早就不在意那次的碰撞了 腐敗犯罪 I'm totally over that crushing, corrupt, criminal...
杰拉德當心你的血壓 親愛的 Now, Gerald. You just watch your blood pressure, honey.
我實在熱得不行了 This is getting way too heated for me.
我建議我們在絕對的安靜中看完剩下的比賽 I insist that we watch the rest of the game in absolute silence.
我們過去常在醫院的兒童病房做這個 We used to do this at the children's ward in the hospital.
-我在那里做志愿者 -我的天啊 - Where I used to volunteer at. - Oh, my gosh, so...
你真是個好人 You're a good person.
我們需要有個好人在我們身邊 Whoa, we need a good person around here.
我們就是一群只知道看電視的懶人 We're just a bunch of boozing, TV-watching, heathens.
-相信我 我們也是 -真的 - Oh, believe me, so are we. Mm-hmm. - Oh, very much so.
這太有趣了 This is so fun!
-謝謝 -不客氣 - Thanks! - Yeah, sure.
蒼天救救我吧 內德買了卡拉OK機 Oh, God save us... Ned's brought out the karaoke machine.
你們倆在威爾克斯家的派對上 Oh, no. You two are not getting away with this one.
絕對不能錯過這個 When at a Wilkes party.
在威爾克斯家的派對上 When at a Wilkes party.
等等 我們竟然在跳舞 Oh, w-wait a minute. Oh, no, we're dancing.
-我認識你 -是啊 - I know you. - Ah, yeah.
-我是你的超級粉絲 -天啊 這太棒了 - I'm a big fan of yours. - Oh, my gosh, this is amazing.
他們都太棒了 我愛他們 他們也愛我 They are amazing. I love them, and they love me.
太棒了 我是說 他們很棒 你也很棒 Well, that's great. I mean, they're great and you're great.
-這絕對說得通 -是啊 - It makes perfect sense. - Yeah.
-我要告訴他們我是誰 -必須的 - I'm gonna tell them who I am. - Perfect, you should.
跳完舞就告訴他們 Right after this dance.
觸地得分 Touchdown!
喬治·塔克 謝謝 Thank you, George Tucker.
-你這就讓我賺了十美元 -為什么 - You just earned me ten bucks. - Uh, how is that?
我和這位大山姆打賭 I bet Big Sam here
比賽進行一半前你會來 you'd randomly stop by before halftime.
那是是五美元 That was five bucks.
當你用呆滯的眼神看著我時 I got the extra five when
我就又賺了五美元 you started to stare all moony-eyed at me.
大山姆你把錢收回去吧 Uh, well you might want to hold on to your money there, Big Sam.
我就是來這看比賽的 'Cause I'm just here to enjoy the game.
和一些同是球迷的伙計們 Mingle with some fellow fans.
他們的眼神 沒那么呆滯 And these eyes... Not moony.
是嗎 Is that so?
相信我 Trust me.
美女 我們見過嗎 我是喬治 Hey, there. Uh, I'm sorry, have we met? I'm George.
我知道你是誰 I know who you are.
-抱歉 -這有點不公平啊 - Excuse me... - Well, how-how is that fair...
是不是 我是說 Exactly? I mean... You
你知道我是誰 我卻對你一無所知 know who I am and I know nothing about you.
要我說咱們找個地方 I-I say we go somewhere
把這不公平的地方改正過來 and-and remedy that injustice immediately.
-你覺得呢 -好啊 - How about you? - Sure.
-我喜歡那樣 -但是 - I like that, I like that. - Okay, but just...
檸檬 你好啊 Oh, hey, Lemon!
我和湯姆寫歌有了很大的進展 I think Tom and I struck pay dirt.
好啦 預備 開始 All right, ready and go!
您餓了還是渴了* *Are you hungry or just thirsty
或者只是來找樂子* *Or just looking for some fun
那就來RJ餐吧* *Come to the Rammer Jammer
阿拉巴馬州最棒的餐廳* *Alabama's number one.
-*藍瑪* -不 是*藍瑪* - *Rammer...* - No, it's *Rammer...
-韋德 -*藍...* - Wade, uh...- *Ram... Ram...
我能和你談談嗎 拜托 Wade, can I speak to you for a moment, please.
-私下談 -好啊 - In private. - Yeah.
是*RJ餐吧* It's *Rammer Jammer...
要是你不喜歡這個 我還有別的想法 If you don't like it, I have other ideas.
我得想出 I just need to come up with
能和雞肉煎牛排押韻的歌詞 something that rhymes with chicken fried steak.
我有個想法 I have an idea.
我們不在電臺做廣告 What if instead of buying a radio ad,
而是我們用剩下的錢擴大生意 we use the surplus money to expand?
打造一個更上檔次 To build a-a better,
更高端的RJ餐吧 就在范西家那里 higher-end Rammer Jammer, say, at Fancie's?
我們可以保留原來的名字 I mean, we could even keep the name.
你說什么呢 What are you talking about?
我和愛德華談過了 他要把餐館賣了 I spoke to Edward, and he is selling.
要是我們可以在今晚出價 And he's willing to let us in
他可以考慮賣給我們 on the ground floor if we make an offer tonight.
什么 不要 我討厭范西家 What? No. I hate Fancie's.
我討厭那個名字 討厭那里做作的食物 I hate the name. I hate all that pretentious food.
我喜歡簡單的東西 明白嗎 I like the simple things, all right?
我喜歡發音只有一個音節的食品 I like foods you can pronounce in one syllable.
雞蛋 粗玉米粉 涼拌卷心菜 Eggs, grits, uh, slaw.
我只想經營RJ餐吧 And the Rammer Jammer is the only place I ever wanted to run.
擁有這樣一個地方是我畢生的夢想 Owning a joint like this has been my dream since forever.
但不是我的夢想 But it hasn't been mine.
我 And I...
我想我該改變一下 I think that I need a change.
你這是什么意思 Wh-What are you saying?
韋德 與你一起工作我很開心 Wade, working with you has been amazing.
打住 你 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are...?
你這是在抱怨我之前給我一個甜棗嗎 Are you giving me a compliment sandwich?
先恭維后抱怨是還是我想出來的 姐妹兒 I invented the compliment sandwich, lady.
什么 我就是想... What? I just wanted to...
告訴我你想買下范西家 Tell me that you want to buy Fancie's.
好啊 隨你便 買吧 但是你要自己買 All right, go ahead, buy it. But you're doing it on your own.
我要用剩下的錢 買下你的股權 I'm gonna take that surplus cash, I'm gonna buy you out.
謝謝 Thanks.
檸檬 祝你好運 Well, good luck, Lemon.
你要知道 盡管你不愿意 And, you know, not that you will,
但是如果你需要一個廣告曲 but if you need a jingle,
我可以幫你想出和范西家押韻的詞 I can help you come up with some rhymes for Fancie's.
雖然那有點難 It's not gonna be easy though.
湯姆 不需要廣告曲了 Jingle's off, Tom.
伙計 Aw, man
那就是最具潛力新人獎 Well, that one's Most Promising Freshman.
你真是為那個誓言而活 Well, you certainly lived up to that promise,
萬人迷大鎮長 Mr. Big Fancy Mayor.
沒有你們二老劫持我的男友 Can't even run to the little
我都不能進小女生的房間 girls' room without you two hijacking my boyfriend.
我錯過什么了 拜托什么都別說 What'd I miss? Please say nothing.
我就是告訴你的父母 I was just telling your parents that, uh,
盡管我獲得了這么多獎杯 despite all these trophies,
當藍鈴鎮的鎮長是我事業最閃耀的光點 being mayor of BlueBell is the highlight of my career.
應該是這樣 As it should be.
鎮長先生 現在和我說說 Now, tell me something, uh, Mr. Mayor.
作為一個單身男士 你擔心你的選舉事宜嗎 Do you ever worry about your electability as a single man?
-他不擔心 -我怎么了 - No, he doesn't. - Uh, do I what now?
眾所周知 Well, it's a known fact that
娶妻政客的支持率會更高 approval ratings rise for politicians with wives.
勒旺已經連任鎮長 And yet Lavon keeps getting elected,
他一定做了很多正確的事情 so he must be doing something right.
鎮長只是一小部分 Well, mayor's one thing, but...
你難道沒有把目光放得更遠一些 tell me you don't have your eyes on the bigger prize.
海耶斯國會官員 海耶斯州長 Congressman Hayes. Governor Hayes.
我現在就看到你和安娜貝絲挽著手臂 Oh, I can just see you now with AnnaBeth on your arm,
入住州長的府邸 settling into the Governor's mansion.
我覺得我們想得有點太遠了 Oh, I think we're getting ahead of ourselves.
把所有的事都想得太遠了 On everything.
聽著 我在Montgomery有點關系 Listen, we have contacts in Montgomery
我有點蠢蠢欲動想要利用這個為家人做點事 I am itching to use... it's the sort of thing you do for family.
沒錯 That's right.
我的蒼天大地 你們可以打住了 Oh, for the love of all that is holy, you have to stop.
首先 我說過不要有什么推動力 First of all, I said no nudging.
其次 這根本不是一點推動力 Second of all that is not a nudge.
你們不能再明顯像他挑明 You're running him down with a Mack truck with the words
娶了安娜貝絲吧 "Marry AnnaBeth" On the side!
我是成年人 勒旺也是成年人 I am an adult. Lavon is an adult.
我們會自己決定這些的 And we will make decisions in our own time.
那么 So...
咱們去看下半場 Second half?
這個 Well...
我想我們還是不要了 I think we're gonna pass.
-我們有點累了 -我們自己出去 - We're getting a little tired. - We'll show ourselves out.
我向你道歉 I apologize.
什么 不是你的錯 What? You got nothing to apologize for.
父母就是這樣的 他們根本理解不了 That's what parents do. They-they can't understand
兩個人保持現狀可以很快樂 that two people can be happy just the way they are.
我們又不急著邁下一步 We're in no hurry to-to move to the next step.
安貝 A.B.?
派對太有趣了 Hey, fun party.
謝謝你 認識你真的太好了 Oh, thank you. It was so nice to meet you.
-你很棒 -你也是 - You're-you're great. - Oh, you are, too.
我就是感覺 我們有好多相像之處 I just, I feel like we have so much in common.
-是啊 -沒錯 - I know. It's true. - Yeah.
這是有原因的 一個很偉大的原因 And there's a reason for that. A great reason.
等等 這是怎么了 你在向我示愛嗎 I'm sorry. What's happening here? Are you hitting on me?
沒有 我們相像的原因是 No. The reason that we're so much alike...
因為我們是堂姐妹 is because we're cousins!
我是佐伊·哈爾特 I'm Zoe Hart.
哈里的女兒 Harley's daughter.
我最近和喬爾一起搬回來了 Yeah! I recently moved back to Alabama with Joel,
我們一直在討論未來和家庭 and we've been talking about the future and family,
我想是時候和你們見面了 and I just thought it was time.
你認為最佳的認親方式就是 And you thought the best way to do that was to come here
假扮成魔術師的管理人員來到這里 and pretend to be a magician's manager?
是這樣 我很害怕 Look, I-I was scared.
我剛到這時就應該告訴你我是誰 I-I should have told you who I was when I first got here.
-我很抱歉 -不用道歉 - So I'm sorry. - Don't apologize.
事實上 也許你隱瞞身份是對的 In fact, you probably had the right idea to hide your identity.
我想當確定沒人會 I'm fairly certain that
會感謝你的到來 nobody here would appreciate your presence.
什么 Excuse me?
盡管你身上流著和我們一樣的血 Just because you happen to
但這并不意味著你就屬于這里 be in the bloodline doesn't mean you belong.
哈爾特小姐 與家人相處的方式是 The way it works with family, miss Hart,
付出多少才能得到多少 is you get out what you put in.
你什么都沒有付出 And you've put in nothing.
對我們而言 你除了演出人員什么都不是 To us, you're nothing but the entertainment.
-怎么樣 -我不想談這個 - Hey, how'd it go? - I don't want to talk about it.
韋德 你看到琳莉沒 Hey, uh, Wade, have you seen Lynly?
他和那個人爭吵后就出去了 Oh, yeah, she stepped out on break out with some guy.
-大山姆 -他的塊頭是挺大 - Big Sam? - He was pretty big.
你好啊 美女 Hey, there.
要我給你倒杯酒什么的嗎 Can I get you a glass of wine or something?
你要知道從現在開始你得付錢了 Uh, you know you're gonna have to start paying for it now.
結果 我的出價太低 As it turns out, my offer was too low.
愛德華賣給了別人 Edward has accepted another buyer.
你會讓我回到這里嗎 Any chance you'd take me back?
檸檬 Lemon...
我們工作了很久 Look, it's been a ride,
我在幾乎熱愛在這里的每一分鐘 and I've loved almost every minute of it.
但是你和我 我們想要的東西不同 But you and me, we want different things in the world.
我想的確是這樣 Yeah, I suppose that's true.
只要你能告訴我這里魚的內臟 Still, I'd take you back in
丟失的耳環 a second if you could tell me that this place,
還有我特定的行為習慣對你來說足夠了 with its fish guts and the missing earrings
我立刻就讓你回來 and my particular proclivities was gonna be enough for you.
但我想這不是你想要的 對嗎 But I don't suspect that's the case, is it?
韋德 我現在太混亂了 I'm so confused, Wade.
就像是我根本不知道 It's like I don't know
在這個世界上我到底屬于那里 where I belong in the world anymore.
我的意思是 我愛這里 但我不屬于這里 I mean... I love it here, but I don't belong.
我始終覺得我像是一個過客 I still feel like I'm just visiting.
就好像我在中間地帶 Like I'm in limbo.
也許在RJ餐吧 Maybe somewhere between
與范西家之間的某處我可以找到自己的歸屬地 Fancie's and the Rammer Jammer I will find my home.
你繼續尋找 You keep looking.
你會找到一個讓你快樂的地方 我相信 You'll find a place that makes you happy. I know it.
我從沒有這么確信過 I've never been more sure of anything.
謝謝 Thank you.
你真是個好朋友 You are a good friend.
可能是我最好的一個了 Probably the best one that I've got.
你也是 姑娘 Right back at you, lady.
別擔心酒的錢 好嗎 And you know, don't worry about the wine, all right?
你在這兒隨便喝 不要錢 You'll always drink for free here.
尤其是因為沒人 Especially 'cause nobody
喜歡你從納帕進的這些垃圾貨 likes this crap you got from Napa anyway.
琳莉 Lynly?
這花了你差不多 整整十分鐘 Wow, that took you, like, ten whole minutes.
琳莉 怎么了 我以為你和別人出來... Lynly, what's going on? I thought you were out here with, uh...
大山姆嗎 我叫韋德去看看如果你是不是吃醋了 Big Sam? I told Wade that to see if you'd get all jealous...
又能贏五美元 And to win five more dollars.
-我就知道 -你不知道 - Yeah, knew that. I knew that. - No, you didn't.
喬治 你不想我纏著你 George, you say you want me to stay away from you.
-那你為什么要纏著我呢 -現在嗎 - So why can't you stay away from me? - Oh, right now?
因為我擔心你可能 Uh, because I was worried that you might be...
什么 玩得很開心 What? Be having a good time?
要不要人來照顧我 Need someone to look after me?
你表現得像我男朋友一樣 You are acting like my boyfriend,
但是沒得到一點好處 but without any of the benefits.
琳莉 我 Lynly, I don't...
喬治 看著我的眼睛 告訴我你不想吻我 George, look me in the eye and tell me you don't want to kiss me.
這從來都不是問題 That has never been the issue here.
那你還等什么 Then what are you waiting for?
不 看吧 這是個壞主意 No. See? This is a bad idea.
還有更糟的 There are worse ones out there.
我不想你受到傷害 Okay, well, I don't want you to get hurt.
我也不想自己再次受傷 And I do not want to get hurt again myself.
如果你屬于我 我愿作你的創可貼 I'll be your Band-Aid if you'll be mine.
打賭你已經感覺好多了 Bet you feel better already.
這不是因為你父母 對嗎 This isn't really about your parents, is it?
萬圣節那晚 Halloween night,
你說你有些特殊的安排 you said you had something special planned?
我可能跳到更前面了 I might have jumped to a premature conclusion.
你本以為我是要求婚 You thought I was gonna propose?
回過頭來 我也有點想明白了 In retrospect, I sort of get that.
從那之后 好像我腦中的一個開關打開了 And since then, it's like a switch flipped on in my brain,
我不停在想我們的關系到底處在哪一步 and I haven't stopped thinking about where we stand.
我知道 這對你不公平 It's not fair to you, I know,
但我在杰克身上浪費了太多時間 but I feel like I wasted a lot of time on Jake,
我不想再浪費更多了 and I don't want to waste any more.
可我愛你啊 But I love you.
我們的關系發展的很好 不是嗎 And things have been going great... Haven't they?
是的 當然 Yes, of course.
一直都很好 They've been so great...
可我準備好更進一步了 But I'm ready for more.
我不必知道我們要走向何處 I don't need to know where we're heading.
我只要知道 我們是走在一起的 I just need to know we're on the same path.
這不是最后通牒 我要知道的是 And this isn't an ultimatum, but what I need to know is...
如果或者將來的某一天 If or when there comes a time
你不能和我一起走下去了 你一定要告訴我 that you aren't on that path with me, you need to tell me.
好嗎 Okay?
我也愛你 但 And I love you, too, but...
我想我今晚還是留在自己家吧 I think I'm gonna stay at my place tonight.
我剛剛在線看了 Hey. Okay, so I just watched,
差不多十二個紙牌魔術視頻 like, a dozen card trick videos online.
我差這么點就要成為專業的了 I am this close to going pro.
聽著 Listen.
很抱歉 Hey. I'm sorry that I
我給你施加了壓力 去接近你的家人 pressured you into reaching out to your family.
我只想你高興 I just, I want you to be happy.
不是你的錯 都是我不對 It's not your fault. It's totally mine.
我沒意識到我是多么想要家人 I just didn't realize how much I wanted it.
但看著他們相親相愛 But seeing how they loved each other,
而我不能成為其中的一份子 這很難受 it just hurts knowing that I can't be a part of it.
你不知道未來會怎樣 Well, you don't know what the future holds.
或許威家人會回心轉意的 You know, maybe the Wilkes will come around.
可能還帶著干草叉上門 Probably with pitchforks.
也許吧 希望如此 Maybe. I kind of hope so.
在那之前 你只要應付我 Well, until then, you'll just have to contend with me
還有我那傲慢的家人了 and my big overbearing family.
-好吧 -事實呢 - Yeah. - Or actually,
我一直在想 as a matter of fact, I was thinking
請我奶奶希爾維來這兒光明節 of inviting Grandma Sylvie down here for Hanukkah.
-她會愛上藍鈴鎮的 -你奶奶希爾維 - She would love BlueBell. - Wow, Grandma Sylvie?
是啊 咱也可以把你爸媽請來 Yeah, yeah. And maybe we can invite your mom and your dad, too!
什么 不行 What?! No.
-開玩笑 -天吶 - I'm kidding! I'm just kidding - Oh, my God.
請你爸媽是開玩笑的 但請我奶奶是說真的 ...about your parents, but not about Sylvie.
我奶奶絕對要來 Grandma Sylvie's definitely coming.
現在 Hey, now,
我要告訴你 我說服戴什去買 um, I'll have you know that I convinced Dash to buy
請勿打擾 的牌子來掛在門上 "Do Not Disturb" Signs to hang on the door.
這是你目前最棒的魔術了 Now that is your best trick yet.
打擾一下 Oh, excuse me.
我買了好幾種牌子 I brought y'all a couple of signs.
-你挑挑 喜歡哪個 -戴什 謝謝 - You could pick which ones you want. - Thank you, Dash.
-真心感謝 -沒事兒 - I really appreciate that. - Certainly.
我們要... We just, uh, we're gonna...
我就放這兒了 I'll just leave 'em right here,
-好嗎 -那太好了 - okay? - Yeah, that would be great.
還有什么能為你們二位效勞的嗎 Anything else I can do for you lovebirds?
沒事了 你就 No, no, that's fine. You just have...
-好吧 拜拜 -非常感謝 - All right, then. See you later. - Thank you very much.
蹬蹬 我把他變沒了 Ta-da! I made him disappear.
我也知道一個魔術 You know, I know some magic, too.
要不你過來我表演給你看 Why don't you come here so I can show you?
好 Yeah.
謝謝 Thank you.
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