Janni, Jimmy, get in here now!
杰宁，吉米，现在给我进来！
I'm so tired of all the fighting. You have no idea!
我真是厌倦了你们吵个没完没了 你不知道！
- He hit me first. - He hit me first.
- 他先打我的 - 是他先打我的
- Liar! - I don't care who started it.
- 撒谎！ - 我不在乎谁先挑起事端
It has to stop. I need you two to get along.
必须住手了，你们两个需要好好相处
You understand that one day...
要知道有一天…
...you will inherit my empire, yes?
…你们将要继承我的王国？
- What's an empire? - Shut up.
- 什么王国？ - 闭嘴
This will remind you that you are two halves of one.
这个会让你们明白 你们是不可分离的一体
Together, you are more powerful than apart. Yes?
团结的力量总是大于分裂，不是吗？
What does this mean?
到底什么意思？
One day, you will find out.
有一天你们会明白的
- Freeze! - Hi, honey.
- 不要动！ - 嗨，亲爱的
Just vacuumed this rug, okay? I got it all even.
这里我刚刚吸过 我都整理过的
Take your shoes off, please. You know the rule.
拖鞋后再进来好吧，你知道规矩的
Now, please, try not to scare Blanche.
现在，也请你不要吓到布兰奇
Don't clunk. You're scaring her!
小心点，你看！
Look, you scared Blanche now, Jill. Jill!
你吓到布兰奇了，吉尔！
Be done in a minute. Don't go in.
一分钟内解决，不要进去
There's a surprise in there! Don't look.
这里有意外惊喜！不要看
Okay.
好
Finished it up today.
今天完成的
It's all our favorite hit men. All our favorite hits.
都是我们最喜欢的人物 很有意思
Now, I don't think you ever met
你看，我想你一定
Tony "The Tooth." Capped him in Chicago.
不知道芝加哥的门牙托尼
I even got the hole in his head where
我甚至用熨斗
I whacked him with a 9-iron.
砸了他的头
Santo "Three Fingers." Remember
还记得那只啰嗦的
the rat that wouldn't shut up?
三只手的老鼠吗？
And, of course, Frankie Figs.
对了，就是弗兰克·菲戈
Who could forget Frankie Figs?
谁会忘记弗兰克·菲戈呢？
"Oh, wow, Jimmy, you shot me."
“噢，吉米，你射中我了”
- Poor Frankie. - Jimmy.
- 可怜的弗兰克 - 吉米
- What? - We need to talk.
- 什么？ - 我们需要谈谈
I mean, I...
我是说…
I just wanted everything to be
我只是想宝宝出生的时候
perfect for when the baby came. That's all.
一切都完美，仅此而已
That's what we need to talk about.
那正是我们需要谈谈的
So how did the hit go?
任务完成了吗？
- Good. - Really?
- 很好 - 真的？
- So you let him get away. - No!
- 你让他跑了 - 不！
- Then he's dead? - Yeah.
- 那么他死了？ - 是
- Then what is it? - I didn't kill him.
- 那是怎么了？ - 我没有杀死他
- But he is dead. - At first, everything went smooth.
- 但他死了 - 开始，一切顺利
I did everything you said. I had the taxi, I had the flowers.
我照你说的，上了出租车，买了花
Nobody even notices me. I could have been invisible.
也没有人注意我，可以说我是透明一般
You have a problem getting in?
进去有困难吗？
Oh, honey, I finally used my lock-pick set!
噢，亲爱的，我用了撬锁工具！
Like this, I was in there and I'm waiting and I'm poised...
就这样我进去准备…
...I'm cool as a cucumber. All of a sudden,
…本来很顺利，
the frigging guy's phone rings.
但该死的电话响了
You flinched.
你吓到了
- I whip my gun around... - You flinched!
- 我掉转枪头… - 你畏缩了！
...and I knock over his tomato sauce.
…我把西红柿酱打翻了
You must stay focused when you are killing a person!
当你要杀一个人时注意力一定要集中！
Then I've got this whole big mess.
然后就是一团糟
The more I try to clean up, the worse it gets.
我越是整理，越是混乱
Tomato sauce is a tough stain to get out.
西红柿酱是很难清理的，
You need a good grease cutter.
你需要一块好抹布
Then finally, I hear the guy's key in the lock.
最后，我听见有人开门的声音
Now, let me guess: Your shotgun's out of reach.
现在让我猜猜 你的枪没有拿在手上
So now I gotta think fast. So I go for my gun...
于是，我马上想到去拿我的枪…
...he slides across the floor and, well...
…他从地板上滑过…
I would go into detail, but let's just say...
我正要准备解决他…
...he left the building.
…他掉下了楼
I gotta say, if the guy's dead,
我要说的是，如果人死了
we gotta put this in the win column.
我们就算成功了
Same thing with Spiegelman.
同样的，另外一个人
He fell down an elevator shaft.
从电梯上掉下去死了
But you were running right behind him just before he fell.
你是追在他后面的吧
But I just wanna shoot someone!
但我本来想用枪射杀他的！
All right, now. All right, now, baby.
好了，一切都好了，宝贝
Murdering another human
杀手的生涯
being can be a very moving experience.
本来就这么刺激
Listen.
听着
I got an idea.
我有个主意
What do you say we go and kill somebody, just us?
我们两个一起去杀人如何？
We'll find some drunk tourist,
我们抓着一个醉汉，
take him to the beach and put three in his coconut.
带他到海边给他三枪
What's your favorite gun?
你最喜欢什么枪？
- A.45. - Great.
- A.45 - 好
We'll make a big mess. How does that sound, baby doll?
我们就这样制造混乱，你觉得主意如何，宝贝？
My roast.
我的烤肉
- This isn't working. - Oven's working fine, Jill.
- 这个坏了 - 烤箱还是工作良好，朱儿
No, this, this, Jimmy.
不，吉米
I married a contract killer, not Martha Stewart.
我嫁的人是职业杀手 不是马撒·斯图尔特
Hey, I am in disguise, okay?
嘿，我现在只是伪装自己而已？
Yeah, well, your disguise is dumb.
好吧，但你的伪装真的很愚蠢
I mean, look at yourself.
我是说，看看你自己
And what are you doing in disguise?
你哪里像伪装的样子？
Everyone thinks you're dead.
大家都以为你已经死了
Well, you never can tell, can you?
你永远也说不清楚了，不是吗？
You are gonna sit and enjoy this meal.
你坐下来准备吃饭吧
I got this recipe from Mrs. Sanchez next door.
我是从邻居那里学到这道菜的
This is a cilantro reduction. Hey, watch your fingerprints!
很棒的菜色，小心烫手！
- I spent the whole morning scrubbing.
- 我弄了一个早上了
- There is something wrong with you.
- 你真是有问题
Hey, there is nothing wrong with me.
嘿，我没有问题
There is nothing wrong with me.
没有问题
Every man that has an ongoing sexual relationship...
每个男人都会同某人有性关系…
...experiences certain peaks and
…也总会时刻
valleys within his male libido from time to time.
经历性欲的冲动
Last time we saw a peak was almost
上次我们有这样
a year ago, Mr. Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski.
的经历是在去年
We're in a valley. We're below sea level
我们现在已经
. We're under the water.
处于谷底了
The Tulip has:
郁金香现在已经…
Jimmy the Tulip is alive and well.
郁金香现在仍活跃健康，好吗？
I'm not so sure. I saw a doctor in L.A.
我也不是很确定了，我在洛衫矶看过医生
This is a cilantro reduction.
这是正常反应
You marinate the meat in tequila for 2 1 /2 hours...
这道菜要泡酒两个半小时…
...and it melts... - Are you listening?
- …然后融化 - 你有在听吗？
He said it wasn't me.
他说那不是我
Jill, please just come eat. I have been cooking all day.
吉尔，快过来吃吧，我都弄了一天了
Jimmy!
吉米！
You might be shooting blanks.
你可能现在已经不行了
This is not a dumb disguise. Now, come eat.
这可不再是什么伪装，快来吃吧
芝加哥，伊利诺斯
Think fast!
动作快点！
- Strabonitz! - Papa.
- 斯特雷波！ - 爸爸
This is the best birthday present I could ever have.
这可是我收到最好的生日礼物
Come here. My big boy, giant in the family.
过来，我的孩子，家庭的支柱
- It's a beautiful day, no? - Yes.
- 今天天气不错，是吧？ - 是
No?
不？
No.
不
"No" meaning "yes."
“不”就是“是”
"No" meaning "yes."
“不”就是“是”
- Get in the car, I'm starving! - All right.
- 快上车吧，我都饿死了！ - 好
If I don't eat soon, I'll pass out.
再不吃点东西，我真要挂了了
布伦特伍德，加利福尼亚
Hello, birdie. Tweet, tweet, my friend. Tweet, tweet.
好啊，我的朋友
- Babe, you look hot. - Oz, knock it off.
- 宝贝，你看起来真是性感 - 奥兹，快走开
Just checking out the gyroscopic
让我来实验
swivel pan mechanism. You know, the new one.
一下新仪器
You checked it three times already this morning.
今天早上你已经检查三遍了
Nobody is coming, Oz.
没有人来，奥兹
- Knock it off. - Okay.
- 快关掉吧 - 好
I got it, honey!
我知道了，宝贝！
- Who sent you? - Buttercup Scouts of America.
- 谁派你来的？ - 美国童子军
What troop are you with?
你是哪个部队的？
- What? - You heard me.
- 什么？ - 你没有听到吗
What's your den mother's name?
你们训导员的名字是？
Carol?
卡罗尔？
Jesus, Oz, what the hell are you doing?
天，奥兹，你到底在干什么？
- She's a Buttercup Scout.
- 她是童子军
- I'm not buying this scout routine.
- 我可没有订购这样的服务
Besides, I think there's something in her hand.
好像她手里还有东西
Cookies. Minty Thins.
饼干，薄荷味的
This is Ellen Wasserstrom's daughter.
她是艾伦的女儿
I told her mother I'd buy cookies from her.
我告诉过她妈妈要买她的东西的
Putz.
白痴
- I heard that! - Jag-off.
- 我听到了！ - 傻蛋
Well, that was a close call, huh?
这算是亲密拜访了，不是吗？
Minty Thins are bad anyway. They cause staining...
薄荷味的不太好，太容易黏牙了
- You've really got to stop this now, Oz. - I know.
- 你早该不要这样了，奥兹 - 我知道
Nobody is coming to get us. They can't come and get us,
没有人会来抓我们，
because they're all dead.
他们不是死了
- Or in jail. - Right.
- 就是在监狱里 - 对
If you look at that monitor one more time...
如果你再看那监视器…
I'll be taking cold showers?
我自己也会神经过敏的？
For starters.
快关掉吧
You look very nice in that robe.
你穿这件很漂亮
河边，加利福尼亚
This will make you very happy. I think.
我想这会让你很高兴的
You think, huh?
你觉得呢？
Well, for starters, I hate the color.
首先，我就不喜欢这颜色
So! You are the two that tried to muscle
你们两个就是乘我不在
in on my businesses while I was gone.
想占我地盘的家伙
- No! - Tell everyone that Lazlo Gogolak...
- 不！ - 告诉大家，拉齐奥·果戈理…
...is back in town.
…又回来了
How are they gonna tell anyone when they're dead?
可是他们都死了还怎么说呢？
What?
什么？
Come here. I love you, boy.
过来，孩子，我爱你
Don't correct me. As a rule.
记住，永远不要纠正我 这是规矩
- What is that? Give it to me. - Here, boss.
- 那是什么？给我 - 给你，老板
Oh, another surprise.
噢，又一个惊喜
That was fun.
有意思
Oseransky.
谁
- It's me. - Oh, hey, Jill, how are you?
- 我 - 嘿，吉尔，你好吗？
- How's your new dental assistant? -
- 你的新牙医助理怎么样？
Well, she's not trying to kill me.
- 还好她没有想杀我
Never forget the fun we had.
不要忘记我们有过的快乐日子
- Hey, listen. Can I ask you something? - Sure, anything.
- 听着，我可以问你个问题吗？ - 当然，什么都可以问
You think Jimmy and Cynthia talk?
你觉得吉米和辛西娅谈话吗？
What do you mean? Like you and I talk?
什么意思？像我和你一样谈话吗？
No, like, I mean, "talk" talk.
不，我是说，“谈论”谈话
I don't understand. Why would Jimmy
我不明白为什么 吉米和
and Cynthia be "talk" talking?
辛西娅要“谈论”谈话？
No, Cynthia would tell me. She tells me everything.
不，辛西娅会告诉我任何事情的
- Why? - He's acting like a fruitcake.
- 为什么？ - 他看起来就像白痴
- What, he's killing people? - I wish.
- 怎么，他又杀人了？ - 但愿如此才好呢
No, he's up to something. He's acting like
不，他一定有事
he's out of his mind, but I don't believe it.
我感觉他是在伪装
Oh, jeez, a homicidal maniac acting
天，一个杀人狂
totally crazy. What a surprise.
如此表现真是怪异
- Jill! - I gotta go, I'll talk to you later.
- 朱儿！ - 我要挂了，待会说
Yeah?
恩？
- So that's the one we're after? - Yes.
- 那就是我们的下个目标？ - 是
Cost me 1 0,000 to get, you know, the dental work.
花了我一万块才找到他
- To find out if it's him. - Did you save receipts?
- 就是为了确定是他 - 你有保留收据吗？
- No. What receipts? - I'm kidding.
- 不，什么收据？ - 我开玩笑
Nobody saves receipts anymore.
现在已经没有什么人留收据了
Don't worry. That's why it's funny.
所以这样说才有意思吧
It's funny. All right, so you go in and you grab him.
好的，你进去，然后胁持他
- Yes. - You go in...
- 是 - 你进去…
And I...
然后…
And grab him.
胁持他
- What do you do? - I go in and I grab him.
- 你要干什么？ - 我进去，然后胁持他
Piece of pie.
小菜一碗
- No, it's "cake." - What did I say?
- 不，是“小菜一碟” - 我刚才是怎么说的？
- Pie. - And you said?
- 小菜一碗 - 然后你又说什么了？
- Cake. No, it's pie. - Piece of pie.
- 小菜一碟，不，小菜一碗 - 小菜一碗
Cake.
小菜一碟
Mr. White, how's that implant treating you?
怀特先生，先给你麻醉处理吧？
Okay.
好
So how are you? How you doing?
怎么样？
You're looking topnotch. Very stellar.
感觉你很棒
That's a nice sweater. A burnt orange or...?
很不错的运动衫，橘红色？
Hey, Dr. Oseransky, your wife's on line one.
嘿，医生，你太太电话找你
- Is she upset? - You know what...
- 她很急躁吗？ - 你知道…
...I can't tell whether she's laughing or crying.
…我不知道她是哭还是笑
I think she might be laughing.
我想她可能是笑
- Okay, well, put her through, okay, Julie? - Okay.
- 麻烦你接进来吧？ - 好
Here we go. A little nitrous for you.
好，准备麻醉了
Now, don't take this off until I tell you.
到我让你取下来时你再取
You may enjoy that.
你会喜欢的
- Hi, honey, what's up? - Got some news.
- 宝贝，怎么了？ - 有消息
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah. We're pregnant.
- 是吗？ - 我们有孩子了
What? We're pregnant!
什么？有孩子了！
What? When?
什么？什么时候？
- Probably when you were on top of me.
- 也许是你在我上面那次
- Or when you were on top of me.
- 或者是你在我上面
- Doctor. - Mrs. Himelfarb.
- 医生 - 你好
- Don't forget to floss. - God, Oz, I love you so much.
- 不要忘记检查 - 天，奥兹，我多么爱你
Oh, I love you too. So you're not angry?
我也爱你宝贝，现在不生气了吧？
About me being pregnant?
因为怀孕的事情？
No, about me almost shooting a scout this morning.
不，因为早上我差点开枪打了一个童子军
- Forget that. I wanna see you. - Oh, I wanna see you too.
- 不要提了，我想见你 - 噢，我也想见你
I gotta go. So I'll meet you at
好，那么我们
your favorite place. Okay, I love you.
老地方见 我爱你
Mr. White.
怀特先生
I'm so sorry.
真对不起
I'm gonna bring somebody in to do that for me. Okay?
我会让其他人来帮帮你的？
He's not breathing. Call whoever deals with that.
他没有呼吸了，快找人帮忙
I'm going to lunch with Cynthia.
我要同辛西娅一块吃饭
91 1. 91 1 deals with that.
打911来处理好了
Call 91... Hold on, please.
等等
Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
为什么我有种不妙的感觉？
This can't be good.
糟糕了
- It really is perfect now, isn't it? - Yes.
- 现在真是太棒了不是吗？ - 是
- There's so much planning. - I know.
- 还有好多事要打算 - 我知道
So many things to buy.
很多东西要买
We gotta get a crib, clothes.
我们要婴儿床，衣服
- We have to redecorate the guest bedroom.
- 我们要重新装修客厅了
- I'll finally get to build that moat.
- 我想我还是要建一条壕沟
- What? - Oh, no worries.
- 什么？ - 噢，不用担心
I've already checked with zoning.
我已经做过检查了
Are you kidding? We're not building a fricking moat
你在开玩笑吗？
in our yard.This will go all around the perimeter.
我们不能在院子里建壕沟
- Oz, no. Don't ruin this moment. - I'm not...
- 奥兹，不，不要破坏这么好的气氛 - 我不是
We're having a baby. Not now. I mean, we're fighting now...
我们要有孩子了，不是现在，应该说我们在努力…
...but then we're gonna have a baby.
…但我们要有孩子了
- Honey, I'm just trying to... - Drive me insane.
- 宝贝，我只是想 - 快逼疯我了
Look, I don't wanna raise a child
听着，我不想让孩子
in an environment of complete and total fear.
在恐惧中成长
Fear? Who's talking about fear? We're talking about a moat.
恐惧？哪有什么恐惧？ 我们现在只是在讨论壕沟
Just think of it as a little, round swimming pool.
就是围绕着泳池一样
- You're afraid of everything, Oz. - That is so not true.
- 你真是胆小如鼠，奥兹 - 才不是呢
- Thinking about me? - Off and on. Yeah.
- 想我了？ - 有时吧
See the paper? Well?
看看报纸好了？
- I'm a little nervous about this. - There's nothing to be nervous about.
- 我有些担心 - 没有什么好担心的
- What, is he driving you nuts again? - Yes.
- 怎么，他又把你逼疯了？ - 是
Sounds like you could use a break. A little...
你可以这样缓解一下…
- Cahooting? - I seem to remember...
- 同谋吗？ - 我还记得…
...you were always good at cahooting.
…你总是喜欢和人一起算计别人
I remember a time when your middle name was danger.
我还记得一次有危险时
Oh, Jimmy.
噢，吉米
- Cynthia. - I hate lying to Oz like this.
- 辛西娅 - 我讨厌向奥兹撒谎
Oz can't know anything about this. Are we clear?
奥兹不能知道任何事 我们之间结束了？
We're clear. Does Jill suspect anything?
已经结束了 吉尔会对你有所怀疑吗？
- Jill thinks I'm losing my mind. - She's probably right.
- 吉尔以为我傻了 - 也许她是对的
- You still got the numbers, right? - Of course.
- 你还留着号码，对吗？ - 当然
- God. - What?
- 天 - 怎么？
You still sound so sexy on the phone.
在电话里你还是这么性感
- Listen, one more thing. - Yeah?
- 听着，还有一个问题 - 什么？
What are you wearing?
你穿什么衣服？
It's not important.
这不重要
All right, I gotta go.
好的，我要走了
- Game time. - Good luck.
- 游戏时间到了 - 好运
You're on.
你也是
"Honey, I'm sorry."
“宝贝，对不起”
"Honey, I'm sorry."
“宝贝，对不起”
Honey. I'm so sorry.
“宝贝，真的很对不起”
It's the idiot from under the table.
我真是个傻瓜
Honey?
宝贝？
Honey.
宝贝
She not here.
她不在这
Oh, my God.
我的天
Mr. White, what are you doing here?
怀特先生，你在这里干什么？
If this is about the nitrous oxide I gave you, I'm sorry.
如果是因为上次麻醉的事情，真对不起
Dentist, sit down.
牙医，请坐下吧
Where... Where is my wife?
我太太在哪里？
Your wife...
你太太…
...is in a safe... - My wife's in a safe?
- …很安全 - 我太太很安全？
Place. Safe place.
在很安全的地方
Let me finish a sentence. I talk, you talk, I talk.
让我先说完，然后你说，我再说
- That's how we should have a conversation.
- 我们就该这样谈话才是
- Okay, yes, good. Whatever you say.
- 好，那就让你来说吧
How safe and for how long is entirely up to you.
你太太的性命 是否安全要看你的表现了
Would it be out of line if I asked at this juncture...
如果你不介意的话，我想知道…
...who you are and what you're doing in my home?
…你们是谁，为什么会在我家里？
I'm...
我是…
...flabbergasted.
…让人大吃一惊的
- I'm sorry... - Chagrined.
- 不明白 - 真气人
That you don't see the similarity in the facial structure.
难道你还看不出来吗
- And you guys just understand all of this?
- 你们这些家伙都明白吗？
- Do you remember Janni Gogolak?
- 你还记得杰宁·果戈理吗？
Do you or don't you?
记得还是不记得？
- What? - Remember Janni!
- 什么？ - 还记得杰宁！
- Yes, I remember Janni. - Janni...
- 是的，我记得杰宁 - 杰宁
...was my son.
…是我的儿子
Oh, no, no. No, no, I know what you're thinking.
噢，不…不，我知道你在想什么
- Yes, you do? - I think I do.
- 你知道吗？ - 我想是的
You're like the Amazing Kreskin.
你真是让人吃惊
Well, you know all this, where it's going?
要知道这些你都清楚的？
No, no, no, no. I just think...
不，不，我只是想…
I think that you think I killed your son.
你以为是我杀了你儿子，
I did not kill your son.
但事实上不是我
- Jimmy Tudeski killed your son.
- 吉米杀了你儿子
- You know, I collect these.
你知道的，我收集了情报
- Really? - Nope.
- 真的吗？ - 不
- Where is Jimmy? - Jimmy's dead.
- 吉米在哪里？ - 吉米死了
- Jimmy's dead. They're both dead. - I'm bored.
- 吉米死了，他们两人都死了 - 我可要生气了
Strabo, put one in his head.
斯特雷波，给他吃颗子弹，
Maybe that will help him remember.
或许这能帮他想起来
- Papa... - lf he puts one in my head...
- 爸爸… - 如果他打上一枪…
...how will I remember? - Shut up!
- …我怎么还记得起来？ - 闭嘴！
- I'll try that. - Where's Jimmy? I know he's alive!
- 我会试试的 - 吉米在哪里？我知道他还活着！
Mr. Gogolak, I don't know where Jimmy is.
我不知道吉米在哪里，
Please. As far as I know, he's dead.
我知道他死了
- Strabo. - Strabo. Don't, Mr. White. Strabo!
- 斯特雷波 - 斯特雷波，不要这样
Enough! Enough!
够了！
Are you kidding me? That's loud!
你们真是开玩笑吗？太吵了！
Come on, he's getting away.
看，他都跑掉了
Stop, stop. Why are you shooting
住手，怎么可以这样
in a neighborhood like this?
向我们的邻居开枪呢？
Let everybody know we're here.
让大家都知道我们又回来了，
Go next door, show them the weapon.
给他们看看我们的家伙
- What are we gonna do, Papa? - Relax.
- 下一步我们怎么做，爸爸？ - 放松些
The dentist will lead us to the rat.
牙医会把我们带到老鼠那里的
It'll be maybe five more minutes. 1 0, maybe.
还需要5分钟，不，或许是10分钟
One second. Dr. Oseranksy's office.
奥兹医生办公室
- Julie, it's Oz! - Hey, doc. You sound frazzled.
- 是我，奥兹！ - 医生，你听起来很疲劳的样子
- Are you all right? - I am frazzled.
- 你没事吧？ - 我很疲劳
Just cancel my appointments for the week.
取消我这个星期所有的预约
- You know how many people are here? - Just cancel them!
- 你知道这里有多少人吗？ - 只要取消就可以了！
- Okay, fine. - Okay.
- 好的 - 好
拉齐奥的藏身处 洛杉矶
I got you.
我明白了
- That was good one. - Yeah, yeah.
真是不错
Yermo, Zevo.
We're driving to Mexico in 1 0 minutes.
10分钟后我们出发去墨西哥
Stop drinking or you'll get an IUD.
快别喝了，不然你们会得IUD
Cynthia, you have something to eat?
辛西娅，想要吃点东西吗？
Nice of you to take interest in my health.
谢谢你对我的关心
- Cynthia, take one. Eat. - Thank you, Anya.
- 辛西娅，来尝一点吧 - 谢谢
Mother, Mother, please, please. No.
妈妈，不，不是现在
Not now. It's nice.
不是现在
- It's tough to eat with all the gas. - I made it for her.
- 吃这些带气的东西很恶心 - 我给她做的
All right.
好
She's 1 08.
她有108了
I love her.
我爱她
- Let's get Jimmy! Bring around the car
- 让我们去找吉米！把车开来吧
. - I can't believe you think Jimmy's still alive.
- 难以置信，你觉得吉米还活着？
You remember how his body was identified?
你记得他是如何验尸的吗？
I do. Dental records.
我知道，是牙齿记录
- So? - Sit down.
- 那么？ - 坐下
Your husband just happens to be a dentist.
你丈夫又正好是牙医
He and Jimmy are buddy-buddy.
他和吉米又是好兄弟
- What's your point? - Do the math!
- 那你怎么想呢？ - 动脑想想！
Jimmy is still alive and your husband, again, with him.
吉米还活着，而你丈夫和他在一起
How do you know where my husband is? That was simple.
你怎么知道我丈夫在哪里？ - 那很简单
- "LuJack." - LuJack?
- “追踪器” - 追踪器？
- In the Porsche. - No, Papa.
- 在汽车上安装了 - 不，爸爸
It's... You say "LoJack."
你说“追踪器”
See? LoJack.
明白吗？跟踪器
- I didn't quite hear. - Oh, LoJack.
- 我没有听清楚 - 跟踪器
Don't correct me.
不要纠正我
Don't ever correct me!
决不要来纠正我！
You like getting hit? You're a freak who enjoys pain?
欠揍吗？ 你真是个欠打的家伙？
- Of course not. - Watch the broad!
- 当然不是 - 小心点！
Do you know how this works?
你知道这个怎么用吗？
Thanks, I got it.
谢谢，我知道了
Hold still or you're gonna look like a Hare Krishna.
不要动，你看起来像极了兔子
That's funny.
真有意思
- Are you okay? - Am I bleeding?
- 你还好吗？ - 我流血了吗？
- No. Hello. - Jill!
- 不 - 吉尔
- Who's that? - I can't talk now.
- 是谁？ - 我现在不方便说话
Who is that? Give me the phone. Give me...
是谁？把电话给我
Give me the phone.
把电话给我
- Who is this? - Jimmy. Jimmy, hi, it's Oz.
- 是谁？ - 吉米，吉米，嗨，我是奥兹
- Oz? How the hell did Oz get our number? - I don't know.
- 奥兹？他怎么会有我们的电话号码？ - 我不知道
What did I tell you about ever calling here?
我打电话是和你说？
I think you said something about killing me...
你是说有人想杀我的事情
Yes, killing me and beating me to death
是啊，杀了我
with my own corpse. That's what it was.
还要鞭尸
Yeah, good memory. What do you want?
真是好记性，还记得，找我什么事情？
- I'm in Mexico. - You're in Mexico?
- 我在墨西哥 - 你在墨西哥？
I was thinking I would swing by...
我还以为我会
If you come by this house, Oz...
如果你来我这里的话，奥兹…
...if you come within 25 miles,
…如果你靠近25英里以内，
I will back a car over your head 75 times.
我就给你75发子弹
Okay.
好
Hi, I'm a dead man.
嗨，我已经是死人了
Good talking to you.
很高兴谈话
No, no, no. No, no, no. Stay away from the vehicle.
不不，离开车子远点
Get out of the car. Get out.
快下车
Jimmy! Jimmy, don't shoot, it's me, it's Oz!
吉米！吉米，不要开枪，是我，奥兹
I know.
我知道
That almost hit me.
差点打到我了
How you doing?
你怎么样？
- Are you wearing bunny slippers?
- 你穿的是兔子鞋吗？
- Stay away from my chickens, Oz.
- 离我的鸡远一些，奥兹
Oh, my God. Oh, no. Blanche!
我的天，布兰奇！
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
我的天
Blanche!
布兰奇
- Who's Blanche? - Consuelo!
- 谁是布兰奇？ - 康斯威洛！
Xerxes! Alert the others, there's been a tragedy!
艾克瑞斯！ 警告其他伙伴有悲剧了！
Who's Blanche?
谁是布兰奇？
This is Blanche.
她就是布兰奇
- You killed her. - I'm sorry.
- 你杀了她 - 对不起
Go home, Oz. Go home before something bad happens.
回家去，奥兹 在更糟的事情发生前
Something bad already has happened.
糟糕的事情早已发生了
Cynthia's been kidnapped.
辛西娅被绑架了
Poor Blanche. Cut down in her prime.
可怜的布兰奇 正好被撞中要害
He names his chickens. You name your chickens?
你给鸡取名字了？
Blanche! You're dead!
布兰奇！你死了
Hey, Oz, you're here.
奥兹，你在这里呢
He killed Blanche.
他杀了布兰奇
- What are you doing here? - I'd like to know.
- 你来这里干什么？ - 我想知道
What are you doing here?
你在这里干什么？
- Put a sock in it. We talk all the time. - Jill.
- 简单的说，我们一直在交谈 - 朱儿
Really. You talk all the time?
真的吗，你们一直在交谈？
We spoke once. And I think it
我们谈过一次，我记得
was mostly about some kind of fruit.
好像是谈论水果什么的
- Are you alone? - Yeah.
- 你一个人吗？ - 是
- You weren't followed? - No.
- 没有被跟踪吗？ - 不
- How would you know? - Honey.
- 你怎么知道？ - 亲爱的
Well, now that he's here, he's staying
好了，既然他来了
for lobster â la Tudeski.
就一块尝尝龙虾吧
"Lobster â la Tudeski"? I can't stay for lobster â la Tudeski.
“龙虾”？我不能留下来吃龙虾
- Lazlo Gogolak was at my house. - Oh, my God.
- 拉齐奥·果戈理在我家里 - 我的天
- Am I setting a place or not? - Yes, please.
- 要不要给你留位置？ - 好吧
- What is the matter with him? - It's a long story. Talk to me.
- 他到底是怎么了？ - 说来话长了，告诉我吧
Well, Cynthia's been kidnapped.
辛西娅被绑架了
- Are you serious? - Yes.
- 你是说真的？ - 是
- Lazlo wants Jimmy's head for killing Janni.
- 拉齐奥想要杀了吉米为杰宁报仇
- He came to your house?
- 他去你家里了？
Wouldn't this conversation be so much better
难道非要在我的
dining on my masterpiece?
餐桌上讨论这个吗？
What's wrong with him?
他有什么问题吗？
Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind?
你疯了吗？你是不是傻了？
They know you're alive.
他们知道你还活着
- How would they know? - They do.
- 他们怎么知道的？ - 他们就是知道
Oh, look, honey, we have a squealer in the house.
看那，亲爱的，我们屋里有个大惊小怪的家伙
A squealer? I'm not a squealer!
大惊小怪的家伙？我才不是！
I've never squealed on anybody.
我也从来不背叛朋友
How do they know, Oz?
那他们是怎么知道的，奥兹？
They have Cynthia. I need your help.
他们抓住了辛西娅，我需要你帮忙
- Yeah. - And I'm your friend.
我是你的朋友
You know what, Oz? Friendship is overrated.
你知道什么，奥兹？ 友谊是高贵的
I got enough friends. In fact,
我朋友实在太多了 事实上
I'm thinking about maybe losing a couple.
我正在考虑如何失去一些
This could be great. A way to get back in the game.
这可能是需要重操旧业的时候了
Yes, back in the game.
是的，重操旧业
I don't wish to get back in the game. I like cooking.
我不想重操旧业，我喜欢下厨房
I like cleaning. And I like to decorate.
还有整理房屋，打扫
- We're talking about Cynthia here.
- 现在我们是在讨论辛西娅
- Yes, Cynthia. Your ex-wife?
- 是，辛西娅，你的前妻？
"Ex" would be the key word in that sentence, Oz.
前妻的说法用在这里不恰当，奥兹
If you don't get off your ass and help get Cynthia...
如果你不过来帮忙拯救辛西娅…
...I'll never talk to you again.
…我不会再理你了
If you ever grab me like that again,
如果你再这样威胁我，
I will stick a knife in your face.
我就在你脸上插把刀
Is that clear?
明白了吗？
We'll talk about it over dinner...
我们待会吃饭的时候再谈…
...which is probably ruined. Go wash your hands.
…快过去洗手，不然都不好吃饭了
We eat in 1 5 minutes.
15分钟后开饭
He's kidding.
他在开玩笑是吧
You better go wash your hands, Oz.
你最好去洗手，奥兹
Well, it really is a nice presentation.
真是不错的招待
It would have been, if we hadn't let the sauce clot.
如果汤没有结块才算好
The potatoes were supposed to be floating
马铃薯本来
around the lobster
应该浮在
not just stuck like that.I had this
龙虾旁边的，
tricolore thing going on.
可现在不是这样
It looks great.
看起来还不错
I would hate to think you were placating
我真不想你说有关
me to talk about Cynthia.
辛西娅的事情来安慰我
No. No.
不，不
- Is that Hebrew? - Yeah.
- 那是祈祷吗？ - 是
- Aren't you Catholic? - Yeah. Devout.
- 你不是天主教的吗？ - 是，而且很虔诚
- That makes sense. - Oz...
- 有意思 - 奥兹…
...give us the lowdown on Cynthia.
…告诉我们有关辛西娅的好消息
She's pregnant.
她怀孕了
Oh, my God! That's so great!
我的天，真是太棒了！
Thanks. The funny thing is, we weren't trying.
谢谢，而且有意思的是我们本来没有特意想要的
Oh, my God, that's great.
我的天，真是太棒了！
- Any idea where they're keeping her?
- 知道她被关在哪里吗？
- With Lazlo. What's the matter with him?
- 同拉齐奥一起，他是怎么了？
Nothing, don't worry. This is just
没什么，这是他
his way of expressing joy lately.
最近表达喜悦的方式
Oh, so this is how a retired mass murderer acts.
噢，这就是一个退休后的杀手的表现吗
This is how a retired mass murderer behaves
这就是当一个不受欢迎的人出现在餐桌上
when people show up uninvited for dinner!
一个退休后的杀手的表现！
- Noted. - Jimmy.
知道了
- How many goons does he have with him? - Seven, eight.
- 他有多少手下？ - 7，8个
- And his son. - Strabonitz?
- 还有他的儿子 - 斯特雷波？
Well, should I go to the police?
我是不是应该报警呢？
Kidnapping would put him away forever.
绑架足够让他入狱了
He'd make her disappear to avoid
在这之前
going back to the slammer.
他会撕票的
Why are you asking me?
你为什么要问我？
- This is Oz's problem. - Jimmy.
- 那是奥兹的问题 - 吉米
You have to help me.
你一定要帮我
What, are you nuts? I got a great
什么，你是白痴吗，我很忙
thing going on down here, Oz.
有很多事情要做的奥兹
Plus, I'm safe down here.
另外，我在这里也很安全
Besides, I don't care what happens with you and Cynthia.
我才不管你同辛西娅两人发生什么事情呢
I'm not uprooting my life to save your sorry ass.
我可不想帮你而毁了自己的生活
Light it up like a piñata!
把他打成马蜂窝！
You told them where I live? You're dead.
你告诉他们我在这？ 你死定了
Told them where I live. You're a dead man.
你告诉他们我在这 你死定了
- Jimmy, are you coming or not?!
- 吉米，你来了吧？！
- You can run, but you can't hide!
- 你可以跑，但你躲不了！
Let's go!
我们走！
Oz! Oz.
奥兹
Put the... Let's go!
放着 快走
You better run, tooth-boy.
最好快点跑吧，小家伙们
I get a second, I'm gonna slice you up.
我一定要把你碎尸万段
Anyone hit anything yet?
有人击中他们了吗？
Let's go.
我们走
Will you come on?
你过来吗
This idiot. Will you come on?
你过来吗，白痴？
Get up!
快起来
Go!
走！
They're getting away!
他们跑了！
Come on!
You're shooting at the house,
你们向房子开火，
they're in the car. You had one shot.
可他们在车里，快来一枪
All right, it was a nice shot. It was. Come here.
好的，射的好
It was a nice shot.
射的好
Nice shooting, honey.
射的好，宝贝
Thanks, honey.
谢谢，宝贝
The sons of batches got away.
那群家伙跑掉了
So do I clip her or not?
那我要不要现在解决了她？
Keep Cynthia happy for the time being. Can you do that?
让辛西娅一直保持心情愉快 你做的到吗？
Not likely.
不可能
Sick bastards!
该死！
What?! What is it? What?
这是什么？
Janni.
杰宁
I want him dead.
我要他死
Dead!
死！
Yesterday!
昨天！
Before breakfast!
在早餐以前！
Before eggs!
在下蛋前！
Scrambled.
I don't understand why we have to dump my car.
我不知道我们为什么要弃车
It's not your business to understand.
这你不需要知道原因
It's not my business to leave my $80,000 car in Mexico.
把我那价值八万块的车丢在墨西哥却不关我事
Maybe you got a plan there. Take the car, lose the wife.
或许你自己有打算，取走车，然后不要太太了
- Good plan. - I'll get the tickets.
- 好主意 - 我去买票
You do that, you squealer.
你去做吧，叛徒
- I didn't squeal on anybody.
- 我没有背叛任何人
- The Gogolaks showed up on their own?
- 果戈理在镇上出现了吗？
- Forget it, Jill. - It means he's a rat and a liar.
- 不要提了，朱儿 - 这只能说明他是个骗子
You married someone in the witness protection program.
你嫁给了一个在证人保护计划中的人
You got a really funny way...
你真是有意思…
...of asking for help, squeal cheese!
…用这样的方式来求人帮忙吗！
- Please help me? - Well, that's a little better.
- 请帮帮我？ - 这听起来还算顺耳
But it still doesn't help, now that
但这也没有，现在那群
the bad guys know where I live.
家伙都知道我住哪了
- You're spitting in my mouth.
- 你弄疼我了 - 快去买票吧，
- Just go and get the tickets, squeal weasel!
狡猾的家伙！
- How was that? - It was good.
- 怎么样？ - 不错
- Scary. - Really?
- 真帅 - 真的吗？
Come here.
过来
So, Oz, congratulations on Cynthia being pregnant.
奥兹，辛西娅怀孕真是要恭喜你了
Thank you.
谢谢
You think I'd be a good father?
你觉得我会是个好爸爸吗？
- You don't think I'd be a good father? - I didn't say that.
- 你觉得我不会是个好爸爸？ - 我没有这么说
You didn't say anything.
你什么都没说
No, I think you'd be a good father.
不，我觉得你会是个好爸爸
- I didn't understand what you were... - Shut up.
- 我不清楚你的为人 - 闭嘴
- Why are we on this bus?
- 我们为什么要上这趟车？
Your car's got a GPS system on it.
你的车有GPS定位系统
I figure that's how Lazlo tracked you down.
我想这样拉齐奥 才跟踪到你的
- That's what I'm hoping, for your sake. - For my sake?
- 这正是我希望的，为你好 - 为我好？
Yeah. Because if that's not the case...
是，如果不是这样…
...I'm gonna kill you.
…我要杀了你
- Right, baby? - Yes, sirree, Bob.
- 对吗，宝贝？ - 对
- I wish Cynthia got kidnapped more often. - Me too.
- 我真希望辛西娅多被绑架几次 - 我也是
I'll just put my wife in danger whenever
当你们两夫妻有麻烦时，
you guys have problems in the bedroom.
我太太也跟着有麻烦
What problems? What problems?
什么麻烦？
I didn't say anything.
我什么都没有说
Is this what you two talk about
这就是你们两个
on the phone behind my back
背着我说的话吗？
How would you like it if I talked
你怎么可以说
to Cynthia behind your back? Sit down.
我背后讨论辛西娅？ 坐下
- You're causing a scene. - You grabbed my face.
- 你在惹事 - 你弄花了我的脸
The front part of my head.
我的前额
Yes?
怎么样？
He bought three one-way tickets to L.A.
他买了三张单程票去洛杉矶
Los Angeles? Interesting.
洛杉矶？有意思
All right, so we cut them off at the piss.
那么我们就从后面抄袭
Just like John Wayne, we ride up over the hill.
就像约翰一样，我们从后面包抄
You two in the Porsche. All right?
你们两个上车过去，好吧？
When we get to L.A., we strip it,
到洛杉矶以后
make a few dollars and then torch it.
我们再大干一场
But for now, you hot-wire it and follow us.
现在你们要跟着我？
All right? Come on.
快行动吧
- Can we stop the horseplay for one second?
- 可以不要这样开玩笑吗？
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 对不起，对不起
欧申赛德，加利福尼亚
Okay, so we had a car. My car. My $80,000 car.
好，开始我有自己八万块的车
Then we're on a bus. And now we're renting a car.
然后我们搭地铁，坐出租车
This doesn't make any sense.
这毫无道理
- It will. - I ordered...
- 好的 - 我要…
...a black cup of coffee, all right? A black cup of coffee.
…我要黑咖啡，好吗？ 一杯黑咖啡
I screwed up. I apologize.
我弄错了，对不起
Well, do I have to wait another
难道我还要再等
20 minutes for your screwup? A black cup of coffee.
你20分钟吗？ 一杯黑咖啡
- I'll get a fresh cup. - You're still standing there.
- 我会换杯新的 - 你还站在那里
- You're still standing. - I apologize.
- 你还站在那里 - 我道歉
Bye.
再见
Hey, pal?
嘿，伙计？
Why don't you give the girl a break.
你为什么不给她个喘气的机会呢，
She already said she was sorry.
她已经道歉了
- She's just working for a living. - Right.
- 她也只是谋生而已 - 对
Why don't you mind your own business.
为什么不管好你自己的事情
- Asshole. - Oh, no.
- 臭屁 - 噢，不
Where was I? I was just gonna remind you...
我在哪里呢？ 我只是想提醒你…
Now, son, you're never gonna be as mean or rude...
你可不能学的这么粗鲁…
...to a waitress or anybody that brings
…不要像你爸爸这样
you food like your dad just was, are you, son?
对待给你服务的女侍应生？
- No. - Real good.
- 不 - 真不错
Eat all your corn. Grow up
把玉米都吃了吧，长大后
to be big and strong like your Uncle Jimmy.
像吉米舅舅一样强壮
You see, Oz? I'd be a great father.
你看到了，奥兹？我会是个好爸爸的
I just taught that kid not to be mean to waitresses.
我只是教育孩子不要对女服务员那么粗暴
You know, we could make this a real party.
你知道的，我们可以办成真正的舞会
- What, we need more balloons? - Oh, Strabo.
- 什么，我们需要更多的气球？ - 噢，斯特雷波
I love your name.
我喜欢你的名字
No, Strabo, I mean, you and me...
不，斯特雷波，我是说你和我…
...well, we could make this, you know...
…我们可以…
...a fun party.
…办成一个有意思的舞会
- Oh, you mean you and me... - That's right.
- 你是说我和你… - 对
- I've always had a little crush on you.
- 我总是感觉对你有点意思
- I've always sensed that.
- 我也早知道了
- You did? - Yes.
- 你知道吗？ - 是
- I guess Jimmy just moved a little quicker?
- 我想吉米的动作还是快了点？
- Well, Jimmy is as good as...
- 对，吉米也很棒…
And so you and the dentist...
那么你和牙医怎么样…
Things not so well going?
关系不好吗？
To tell you the truth...
说实话…
...I kind of miss the excitement.
…我不想错过这样激情的机会
And I like your hair that way.
我也喜欢你的发型
- Long. - You're making me blush.
- 秀长 - 你让我不好意思了
That's good.
真不错
Give me one good reason to trust you.
给我一个让我相信你的理由
- Well, I can give 280 million. - What?
- 好的，我可以给你2，800，000 - 什么？
- What are you talking about? - Your father never told you?
- 你在说什么？ - 你爸爸没有告诉过你吗？
What?
什么？
What's so funny?
有什么好笑的？
What's so goddamn funny?
到底有什么好笑的？
Strabo.
斯特雷波
Your daddy thinks you're a moron.
你爸爸可能只是把你当白痴
- Anya! - Coming.
- 奶奶！ - 过来
Anya, you watch the broad.
你看着她
- Where you going? - I'm going to the bus station.
- 你去哪里？ - 我去汽车站
- Find Papa. - My God.
- 找爸爸 - 我的天
Anya, can I use your bathroom?
我可以借用一下洗手间吗？
Yes.
当然
联合车站 洛杉矶
All right, I got your cream cheese and scrambled egg.
好了，我买了你要的奶酪和蛋
- That leaves you with the tuna. - I don't like tuna.
- 剩下的金枪鱼给你 - 我不喜欢金枪鱼
- Start liking it. - Okay.
- 那么现在学着喜欢 - 好
I thought of a reason why you don't have to kill me.
我想到了你为什么没有必要杀我的原因了
What would that be, dentist?
那是什么呢，牙医？
What if they didn't trace me through my car?
他们没有理由不跟踪我的车？
That's a hell of a thing to hang my life on.
我已命在旦夕了
- Only thing to hang your life on is trust.
- 唯一可以让你保命的还是信任
- You want mustard?
- 你要芥末吗？
Yes, honey, thank you.
好的，宝贝，谢谢
What, no Jewish prayer before our ham and cheese?
什么，不祈祷就吃东西了？
You got a problem with my religiosity, Oz?
你对我的宗教有意见吗，奥兹？
Do unto others before you're turned into a pillar of salt.
不知道就不要乱发表意见
Exactly. Unless they're a rat.
对极了，不要像只老鼠一样
Then you can shoot them in the eyes.
不然就直接刺它双眼
- A pillar of salt? - That's right. Moses said that.
- 老鼠？ - 对，摩西说的
Read the Bible, Oz.
读读圣经吧，奥兹
Eat up, dentist. It could be your last meal.
快吃吧，牙医 可能是你最后一顿了
If they don't show up, you're gonna shoot me? Is that it?
如果他们不出现，你就杀了我是吗？
- That's the size of it. - And let Cynthia die too?
- 正是这样 - 也让辛西娅去死吗？
I told you before, I don't care what happens to Cynthia.
我之前就跟你说过，我不在乎辛西娅怎么样
Oh, yeah, sure. That's why you're
是吗？ 那你为什么
still wearing her crucifix around your neck.
还总是戴着她的十字架
No, wait. I'm sorry, what?
不，等等，你说什么？
- What did you say was Cynthia's? - Did I say something?
- 你说辛西娅的什么？ - 我有说什么吗？
Two years we've been together and you never mention...
我们在一起两年多了，可你什么都没有说…
...you wear a present from your ex-wife?
- …你还戴着前妻的礼物？
- It wasn't a present.
- 那不是什么礼物
- Where's it from? - I don't know.
- 从哪来的？ - 我不知道
It's Cynthia's. Her grandmother gave it
是辛西娅的，她祖母给她
to her and she gave it to Jimmy.
她又给了他
You say you're not a squealer?!
还说你不是叛徒？！
Looks like you got a reprieve, Oz.
看来要待会收拾你了，奥兹
Oh, thank God the killers are here.
噢，感谢老天，杀手们终于来了
So check the bus?
要检查巴士吗？
As opposed to...
相反的…
...just looking at the bus? Yes, check the bus!
…只是观赏巴士吗？ 是的，当然要检查了！
Let me out of here. Hey!
嘿，快放我出去！
Let me out of here.
放我出去
Come on. Open the door.
快开门
Perfect. Right on time.
太棒了，正好准时
Your wife's as good as home, Oz.
你太太同在家里一样出色，奥兹
I know you're in here.
我知道你在这里
- Looking for me, Strabo? - Oh, shit.
- 看着我，斯特雷波？ - 该死
Anything tricky, I blow your ribs
如果你不老实就
across the parking lot. Let's go.
对你不客气，我们走
- The rat's not here. - Not here.
- 没有发现目标 - 不在这里
The Jimmy...
吉米…
...is watching me right now. I can feel it.
…一定在某个角落看着我，我感觉的到
Hey, Lazlo.
嘿，拉齐奥
- No, no, no. - Look what I got.
- 不，不 - 看看我们抓到谁了
- I'm sorry, Papa. - Man, did you get old.
- 对不起,爸爸 - 伙计，你是不是老了
- I like the whole Liberace thing, though.
- 虽然我是喜欢赞礼前的弥撒
- How long you think you can hide from me?
- 你以为你还能躲多久？
Where are you going with this?
你要带他去哪里？
I'll call you to tell you where
我会告诉你在哪里
we'll make the exchange with Cynthia.
用他交换辛西娅
Any of your knuckleheads follow this car,
如果有车跟踪，
I start throwing out body parts.
我就将他大卸八块
Feet first.
先是砍脚
You harm...
如果你敢…
...one hair on his head...
…动他一根头发…
If they have Strabo, who has girl?
如果他们抓住了斯特雷波 那谁看着那女孩呢？
Answer. Answer, Mother.
快接电话，妈妈
You okay, darling?
你还好吧，亲爱的？
- What's up, Jill? - Nothing.
- 你怎么了，吉尔？ - 没什么
Open the trunk. Don't even think about it.
打开后车盖，想都不要想
Thank you.
谢谢
- I think you nicked his head there.
- 我想你撞到他的头了
- I'm sorry. I didn't see you.
- 对不起，我没有看到
- What is your problem, Jill? - Nothing.
- 你到底有什么问题，吉尔？ - 没什么
- I don't have a problem. - Good.
- 我没有什么问题 - 好
Why don't you go and check us in.
你为什么不先过去给我们登记呢
Okay.
好
I wouldn't mind you wearing it, it's just so ugly.
我不介意你戴它，反正一点也不好看
- Just throw it away. - I can't.
- 扔掉它吧 - 我不能
- You still have feelings for her? - It's sacrilegious.
- 你对她还有感情？ - 真是乱说
- Why not give it back to her?
- 为什么不还给她？
- I haven't seen her since my nickel in Joliet!
- 我已经一直都没有见她了！
Where does he get sayings like that?
他在哪里这么说过？
We aren't gonna talk much, are we?
我们现在不需要多说什么了吧？
There is something really wrong with you, Jill.
你真是有问题了，吉尔
- You're still in love with her. - That's insane. Isn't it?
- 你还爱着她吗 - 真是有病，不是吗？
- Why don't you let me take it... - Tell you what:
- 你为什么不给我呢 - 告诉我什么
- Jimmy, Jimmy. - I love you, Jill.
- 吉米 - 我爱你，吉尔
But if you touch this crucifix, I'll kill you. That's a promise.
但如果你再碰这十字架我就杀了你，我保证
This is my good luck charm.
这是我的幸运符
I take it off, I'm jinxed.
我取下它我就跟着倒霉了
Wanna see me dead, Jill?
想要看我死吗，吉尔？
Do you?
你想吗？
Sometimes, yeah.
有时候
- I'm going to check in. - Can you believe this?
- 我过去登记 - 你相信吗？
- Well, 47 percent of couples at some point...
- 47%的夫妇某种程度上
- You know, you've got a very long face.
- 你知道你的脸可真长
Like a goldfish...
像金鱼一样…
...or a Shetland pony or something. - Bring Strabo, Oz.
- …或者像河马一样 - 带上斯特雷波，奥兹
I gotta have you...
我得让你…
Where is she?
她在哪里？
Look, how nice. Everybody is still here...
太好了，大家聚在一起…
...having a little repast. Isn't that lovely?
…吃顿便饭，不是很好吗？
Where else would I be?
我还能在哪里呢？
I don't know.
我不知道
One would venture a guess.
大家可以试着猜猜
A question could be asked: Where have you been?
一个问题是，“我曾经在哪里？”
Big loft, very drafty. I understand.
宽敞的阁楼，非常通风，我知道
Get me Figueroa on the phone!
给我叫菲戈罗亚听电话！
Mr. G., Frankie Figs is dead.
果戈理先生，弗兰克·菲戈已经死了
How sad for him. Try calling the one who's still alive!
太不幸了 那就给我找个活着的来
Jill. Come on, open the door.
吉尔，快点，开开门
Jill!
吉尔
Jill, will you come on? Be sensible.
吉尔，快点，别傻了
Apologize.
抱歉
Jill, honey, I'm sorry I pointed a gun at your face...
吉尔，亲爱的，我不该拿枪对着你…
...and said I was gonna blow your brains out.
…还说我要把你的脑浆打出来
Okay? I didn't mean that.
我不是那个意思
- Come on, knock it off. - I will when
- 快点，别闹了 - 我会的，
you get rid of that crucifix.
等你把那该死的十字架拿走
This cross represents my Lord and Savior.
这个十字架代表了上帝和救世主耶稣
The baby in the manger. I throw it away...
在马槽里诞生的婴儿 要是我把它扔了…
...I go to hell! - Coming from a man who's killed 21 people.
- …我就会下地狱！ - 这家伙杀了21个人
- Twenty-one? That's impressive. - It is, isn't it?
- 21个？真够多的 - 那还用说
Two years, I've been begging you to go back to work.
两年了我一直在求你回去工作
Cynthia gets kidnapped...
辛西娅被绑架了…
...you're off to the races!
…你却跑去比赛！
Off to the races?
跑去比赛？
"Apologize, then she'll come right out."
“你道歉，然后她就会出来”
Squeal bag! Squealster!
快去啊
Remington Squeal!
就看你的了
See what you got me into?
看你干的好事，
Get over here and you help me out of this jam.
你快过来帮我把事情摆平
You better make it good.
你最好能做好
Snoodster? Hon?
宝贝？
You're gonna be hearing from somebody else now.
你会听到别人是怎么说的
Jill? Scooster?
吉尔
I think you're being a little unreasonable.
我想你有点失去理智了，
When he pulled a gun on you...
当他用枪指着你…
...that was pretty funny.
…真是有趣极了
Oz, nobody's talking to you.
奥兹，没人在跟你说话
Hey, you take it easy on Oz, okay? He's a doctor.
你该听奥兹的话，对不对？ 他是医生
- People see him when they have problems.
- 人们有问题的时候就会去找他
- People see him when they have plaque.
- 长了牙斑的人会去找他
- He's a wonderful dentist. - Pipe it, toughie.
- 他是个不错的牙医 - 住嘴，混蛋
I promise I'll shoot you. Frankly,
我发誓我要杀了你 坦白说，
I don't care whether we get Cynthia back or not.
我不在乎辛西娅能不能回来
Well, that's a bad...
哦，那可真糟
- Oh, trouble in the bedroom? - What'd you just say?
- 哦，床上不行吧？ - 你刚才说什么
- Nothing. - Excuse me, please.
- 没什么 - 对不起
Did you tell him that?! Did you tell him that, Jill?!
你告诉他了吗，吉尔？！
A few moments of erectile dysfunction... Just a few, really.
有时候不能勃起 就是有时而已，真的
- And I'm not a man now? Is that it? - Stop kicking.
- 我现在不是男人了，是不是？ - 别踢了
If you didn't love her, you'd take it off.
如果你不爱她，你可以不管
- Is that it?! - Excuse me.
- 对不对？ - 对不起
Can we please call Lazlo and make the switch for Cynthia?
我们能不能打个电话给拉齐奥？ 为辛西娅做交换
No. I'll tell you why we can't do that!
不，我告诉你为什么我们不那么做
Because that would involve me talking to my wife,
因为那样的话我得再去找我妻子谈
which I am never gonna do again!
可我再也不想那样做了
I'm going to get drunk.
我要喝个烂醉
- You believe this? - Well, erectile dysfunc...
- 你相信吗？ - 阳萎
Shut up. I'm gonna go get Jimmy. Will you...
闭嘴，我去找吉米，你能不能…
...watch Strabo for a while? - Eat shit.
- …看着斯特雷波一下？ - 小意思
How can he get drunk at a time like this?
他这个时候还能喝醉？
Maybe this whole "erectile misfiring"
也许这就是上帝
is God's way of punishing me.
惩罚我的方式
He sees all things great and small.
他能洞察一切
You know, I've done some very bad things. I lie to Jill.
你知道，我干了一些很可怕的事，我对吉尔撒了谎
I don't take the trash out.
我才不在乎呢
- I killed 21 people. - Actually, 22.
- 我杀了21个人 - 实际上是22个
- Who'd I forget? - Frankie Figs.
- 我把谁给忘掉了？ - 弗兰克·菲戈
This is it. This is the reason that
没错，这就是为什么
God does not want me to father a child.
上帝不让我成为父亲
He does not want me to spread my seed.
他不想让我有恶种
God is counting my seed,
上帝正在数着我的精子，
Oz. He's probably up in heaven right now...
奥兹 他也许正在天堂上…
...counting my little seeds. 1 38, 1 39...
…数着我的精子，138，139…
...1 40... - Stop, stop! Stop counting your seed.
- …140 - 别数了
I don't think God is keeping an eye on your sperm.
我想上帝对你的精子并不感兴趣
What kind of a job is that for God?
那得花上一整天的时间
It'd take him all day. I'm gonna throw up.
你认为上帝会干那样的傻事？我快吐了
Fine. Throw up. Go ahead, you have your fun.
去吧，随你
- What about me? - Why don't you just consider adopting?
- 那我呢？ - 你为什么不考虑收养一个
Come on, Oz.
算了吧，奥兹
How many adoption agencies are gonna
会有哪个收养院会愿意
give a kid to a professional killer?
把孩子交给个职业杀手收养呢？
- You may have a point there.
- 你说的倒也是
- Maybe I could just steal a kid.
- 也许我可以偷个小孩来
They're small. How hard can that be?
应该不会很难
That's the thinking you gotta get away from.
你不该有这样的想法
But I'd be a great father, Oz. I would. I'd be a great dad.
我会成为一个好父亲，奥兹，我会的
I'd teach the kid how to play baseball.
我会教那孩子打棒球
- I've always been good with a bat. - True.
- 那一直是我的强项 - 对
And, I mean, when I was kid,
我小时候
I had this cool little slingshot, right?
玩过弹弓是吧
And I could make a slingshot for my little boy.
我也可以为他做一个
And I could teach him how to use it.
我会教他怎么用，
And if he couldn't get it right away...
即便是他一时听不懂…
...I'd be patient. I wouldn't yell at him.
…我也会非常耐心 我决不会冲他大喊大叫，
I wouldn't make him cry.
我也决不会让他哭
Jimmy, there's a lot of people looking.
吉米有很多人在看着
Things with the husband not so well going?
小两口吵架了？
I was thinking...
我在想…
...if you were to have sex with another man...
…如果你和另一个男人做过爱…
...it would make Jimmy jealous.
…那会让吉米嫉妒的
Oh, yeah?
哦，是吗？
- Like with who? - Well, let's say...
- 比如和谁？ - 我想想…
...with me, for example.
…比如和我
You look good with a gun.
你拿着枪看上去美极了
Did you have a good relationship with your father, Oz?
你和你父亲关系好吗，奥兹？
- We were like pals. - Like to kill my father.
- 我们就像伙伴一样 - 我恨不得杀了我父亲
Like to take an ice pick and stick it right in his eyeball.
我真想拿把冰锥直戳到他眼珠子里
Still wanna throw up.
我又想吐了
Can you help me? Can you tell me? I mean, what the...?
你能帮我吗？ 你很帮我吗？我说，这里？
What the hell is going on here?!
这些都是怎么回事？
Why are we all on this big, spinning ball that we call Earth?!
为什么我们会站在这么个圆圆的 不停旋转的，叫地球的东西上
Why? Why?
为什么？
You ever hear of avoidance behavior?
你有听过不作为吗？
I don't wanna talk about that...
我不想谈那个
Let's talk about avoidance behavior.
我们就谈谈不作为吧
Like sitting here in a bar...
就像现在我们坐在酒吧里…
...drinking shots instead of saving Cynthia?
- …狂饮而不是去救辛西娅？
- She'll be fine, Oz.
- 她会没事的，奥兹
- What do you mean? - I'll tell you one thing:
- 你什么意思？ - 我跟你说件事
I am not gonna go out there and risk my ass for my wife
我决不会去那儿，为了我妻子去冒险
- My wife! - Whatever!
- 我妻子！ - 无论如何
I'm not risking my ass before
在我搞清楚几件事前
I get a few things off my chest.
我决不会为了我妻子去冒险
Fine. Say them. What do you wanna say?
好吧，你想说什么？
- You know I was a bed wetter?
- 你知道我一直遗精吗？
- You don't do it anymore, do you?
- 你不是已经不能用了吗？
At 1 2, I saw my dad naked in the shower.
12岁那年，我看见我老爸光着身子淋浴
Well, that's probably why you wet the bed.
对，那就是你为什么会那样，
Very Freudian. Jungian.
挺弗洛伊德的
- We had some great times. - You and your father?
- 我们曾有过美好回忆 - 你和你父亲？
No! Me and Cynthia!
不！是我和辛西娅！
- That's almost vomit.
- 真的要吐了
- What was it like when Cynthia told you...
- 当辛西娅告诉你她怀孕了…
...she was pregnant?
- …你是怎么想的？
- Oh, well, that was a beautiful moment.
- 哦，那真是个难忘的时刻
- She's got a great rack, doesn't she? - I'm sorry?
- 她很疯，不是吗？ - 什么？
I mean, she was so wild.
我是说，她很疯狂
So wild. I mean...
太疯狂了…
...one time we wrecked an entire suite at the Hotel Drake.
…有一次在德雷克酒店 我们把一整套家俱全打烂了
- Seven thousand dollars' worth of damage.
- 后来赔了七千美元
- Let's stop talking about you and my wife.
- 我们别再谈你和我妻子了
I mean, we didn't come out of the room for four days.
我是说，我们四天都没走出房间
But I don't gotta tell you, do I?
可我不会跟你说细节的
You're married to her, you lucky son of a bitch.
你娶了她，你这幸运的狗杂种
- What is this thing? - What we've been building.
- 这是什么？ - 是我们一起搭起来的
- Get it out of here! - Why?
- 把它拿走！ - 为什么？
Because I hate it! It makes me sad.
因为我恨它，它让我难过
What's happening?
发生了什么事？
What's happening now? Where are you going now?
你怎么了 你要去哪里？
Check.
买单
Good morning...
早上好…
What the hell is this?
这究竟怎么回事？
Just give me five more minutes, baby.
再给我5分钟
You are really noisy in the morning.
你今天早上真够吵的
Jimmy, what the hell happened last night?
吉米，昨天晚上究竟发生了什么？
And why does my ass hurt?
为什么我的屁股会痛？
- You fell down the stairs. - Oh, good. So nothing happened.
- 你从楼梯上摔了下来 - 哦，好的，那什么事也没发生
Of course not. Not really.
当然不是，不全是
- What does that mean? - We were just a couple of guys...
- 什么意思？ - 我们只是几个…
...helping each other out. That's all.
- …互相帮助的人，就这么回事
- I'm sorry, but what does that mean?
- 对不起，可到底是什么意思？
It was a really magical night, Oz. Don't ruin it.
这真是个神奇的夜晚，奥兹 别毁了它
- What is it now? - That thing.
- 现在怎么样？ - 那东西
- Oh, this? - I knew it.
- 哦，这个？ - 我知道
- Oh, my God. - You guys enjoy your slumber party?
- 哦，我的上帝 - 你们这些家伙在开同性恋晚会吗？
This is not what it looks like. Right?
事情并不像看上去那样？
- Where's Strabo? - He got away.
- 斯特雷波在哪里？ - 他走了
- I'm kidding. He's right here.
- 我开玩笑的，他就在这里
- Okay, well, I'm gonna put some clothes on.
- 好吧，我要穿几件衣服
- You want some help? - I think I'm fine. Thank...
- 要我帮忙吗？ - 不用了，谢谢
- A little male bonding? - Just like C block, huh, Strabo?
- 真是猛男啊 - 就像C大街上的吧？斯特雷波
I fell down the stairs, Strabo.
我从楼梯上摔下来，斯特雷波
Going out to get some coffee.
出去拿点咖啡
I should probably put some clothes on first.
也许我该先穿几件衣服
Yeah.
对
- Hey, Oz, can you come in here for a sec? - Yes.
- 喂，奥兹你能过来一下吗？ - 好的
Listen, that was not what you...
听着，那不是你
Let me close that.
让我把它关上
Why are you bottomless?
你为什么不穿衣服？
I hated that skirt.
我讨厌那条裙子
- You don't like that shirt too? - Came with the skirt.
- 你也不喜欢那条裙子？ - 把那条裙子带来
I see. I mean, I really see.
我明白了，我真的明白了
What are you doing?
你在干嘛？
Oz.
奥兹
You like my perfume? Smell it.
喜欢我的香水吗？你闻闻
- I've been a little stuffed up, feeling nasally. - Smell it.
- 我有点紧张 - 闻闻
Yes. Yes, I do. It's...
我很喜欢
You like my bra?
你喜欢我的胸罩吗？
This... Here it is. It's a purple shirt.
就在这里，这是件紫色的裙子
- Give me your hand. - What are you gonna do...
- 把你的手给我 - 你想要做什么
Give it!
给我
Feel my heart.
感觉我的心跳
I don't think that's your heart.
我想那不是你的心
Isn't your heart in between all that?
我是说从手感来看
My heart is broken.
我的心碎了
Can you feel that?
你能感觉到吗？
Yes. Yes, I do. Yes, I...
是的…
It's so broken, Oz!
它已经碎了，奥兹
- Jill! - Oz!
- 吉尔 - 奥兹
- I'm so sad. Oz! - Don't be sad.
- 我很难过，奥兹！ - 别难过
What's all this?
这是什么？
First my ex-wife and now my wife-wife.
首先是我的前妻，现在又是我的现任妻子
No, no, no. She just hated her outfit.
不，不，不，她讨厌这身装备
- He wants to talk to you for a second. - No, you.
- 他想和你说会儿话 - 不，是你
I've been waiting a long time for this, Oz.
我等这个已经等了很久了，奥兹
Oz? I think Oz is gonna be out for
奥兹？我想奥兹要
a good half-hour, 45 minutes, Jill.
昏迷半个小时，45分钟，吉尔
I didn't... I just...
我不是，我只是…
Jimmy, I...
吉米，我…
You do love me, don't you?
你爱我，是不是？
Up on your toes. Stand up. Come on, tippy-time, tippy-time.
站起来，快点
- Why can't I stay in here? - There you go. Sit down.
- 为什么我不能呆在这里？ - 你到那儿去，坐下
Read a nice book.
看看书
Oh, God!
哦，老天
- Yeah, baby! - That feels so good!
- 对，宝贝 - 那感觉棒极了
She just hated her outfit.
她讨厌穿那套衣服
Yeah!
对！
You believe I fell down the stairs, right?
你相信我是从楼梯上摔下来的，是吧？
What stairs?
什么楼梯？
- Hello? - Bring me the phone.
- 喂？ - 把电话给我
- Put Liberace on. - Is this who I think is this?
- 让李伯雷斯听电话 - 你就是我要找的人吧？
- Back from the dead? - Yeah, Lazlo, skip the formalities.
- 起死回生了？ - 对，拉齐奥，别管那些礼节了
Call you at 2:00 and tell you
我2点打电话给你，
where we'll make the exchange.
告诉你在哪里交换
Well, it better be 2 on the dot
好吧，你最好准时，
or I start cutting off the batch's fingers...
否则我会把她的手指全砍下来…
...one at a time! Wouldn't that be nice...
…一次一根，等你收到的时候…
...to get little pieces of the girl?
…会不会觉得很有趣呢？
One, two, three...
1，2，3…
...little tiny pieces. - Drop dead.
- …一小块，一小块… - 再见
- What'd he say? - He said hi.
- 他怎么说？ - 他说你好
- We'll need more firepower. - I got guns. All you need.
- 我们需要更多的武器 - 我应有尽有
Oz, you stud.
奥兹，你真行
- Here they are. What do you think? - Oh, my God!
- 到了，你怎么想？ - 哦，我的天！
- Oh, my God, you have an H and K MP5K.
- 哦，我的天，你有H&K MP5K
- Can we hurry? It's almost 2.
- 我们快点好吗？都快2点了
We're gonna be fine. Oh, wait, can I see this?
我们会没事的，我能看看吗？
- Allow me. I got it. - Okay.
- 请允许我来拿它 - 好的
Gotta be careful with these things.
这些东西要小心
I got it.
知道了
- Are you okay? - Yeah, topnotch.
- 你还好吗？ - 对，好极了
It's almost 2. We've gotta load them up and move them out.
快2点了，我该把它们装上车出发了
- Don't screw around. - Careful.
- 别到处鬼混 - 小心点
- All right. - There.
- 好的 - 哪里
I got it. I got it.
知道了
Hold on, Oz.
等一下，奥兹
Would you be careful of the fixtures?
你能小心摆弄这些家伙吗？
I hurt the side part of my head.
我撞到了我的头
Nice guns. Put them in the back seat.
好家伙，把它们放在后座上
You made her carry all the guns, Oz?
你让她带着这些枪，奥兹？
Okay, can we call Lazlo? It's after 2.
好吧，我打电话给拉齐奥吧？已经过2点了
Jimmy, you're late.
吉米，你迟到了
Bring Cynthia to the Beverly Center.
把辛西娅带到贝弗莉中心
- Meet at the food court in an hour.
- 1个小时后在餐厅见面
- I wanna talk to my son.
- 我要跟我儿子说话
You're gonna have to hold on a minute.
你得等上一分钟
- Go get Strabo. - I'll get Strabo.
- 去把斯特雷波带来 - 我去带斯特雷波了
- I just said that. - Right.
- 我刚说过 - 好的
Go.
去
Strabo.
斯特雷波
Damn it!
妈的！
I can't find Strabo. I think he's gone.
我找不到斯特雷波 我想他已经走了
- What? - He's not where we left him.
- 什么？ - 他不在原来那里
Hold on. What do you mean?
等一下，你什么意思？
I'm holding, I'm holding.
我正等着呢
There's just pieces of wood...
那里只剩几块木头
- Where the hell is Strabo, people? - In the trunk.
- 斯特雷波到底在哪里？ - 在车里
Okay. How did Strabo get in the trunk, Oz?
好吧，斯特雷波是怎么跑到车里去的，奥兹？
- I don't know. - Well, get him out.
- 我不知道 - 好吧，带他出来
- Where are the keys? - In here, with me.
- 钥匙在哪里？ - 在这里，我带着呢
- It keeps getting better. - Why's he in the trunk?
- 这下可好了 - 为什么他在车里？
I don't know! You were supposed to be watching him!
我不知道！你应该看着他才对！
Tulip!
快点
- Hold on, Lazlo. - All right, you know what?
- 等一下，拉齐奥 - 好的，你知道吗？
No more holding. Put my son on the phone now!
不能再等了，马上让他接电话！
- Your son's... - Strabonitz?
- 你的儿子 - 斯特雷波？
- Your son's in the trunk right now.
- 你儿子现在在车箱里
- The trunk? I wanna talk to my son!
- 在车箱里？我要跟他说话！
Strabo, your father wants to talk to you.
斯特雷波，你父亲要跟你说话
What?
什么？
- Did you get the gist of that? - Yes.
- 你听到了吗？ - 是的
You locked my son in the trunk?
你把我儿子关在车箱里？
No, no, sir. No, sir. He locked himself in there.
不，不，先生，是他自己跑进去的
This I believe. Fine. You have a spare key?
这个我相信，好吧，你还有多余的钥匙吗？
- A spare key? - No. Car Ranch Rentals only gave us one.
- 多余的钥匙？ - 没有，车行只给了我们一把钥匙
- Negative on the spare key. - What about a locksmith?
- 没有多余的钥匙 - 找个锁匠怎么样？
- Do you know of one in the area? - It's your town, dentist.
- 这附近你认识吗？ - 这是你的城镇，医生
You should know where Fine, you know what, Mr. Brain?
你应该知道 好吧，你知道吗？高明先生？
The trunk release button, how about that?
车箱控制按纽？
Every car since 1 985 has a trunk release button.
1985年后每辆车都有安装车箱控制按纽
Find it, open the trunk and let my boy out.
找到它，把它打开，让我的孩子出来
There's a button on the driver's side.
在司机驾座旁有一个按纽
Every car since 1 985...
1985后生产的车都有…
We kill them the moment we see them. In the head.
我们一看到就杀了他们
- I can't find it. - What kind of piece of shit car is this?
- 我找不到 - 这是辆什么破车啊？
- Well, Car Ranch Rentals. - It's a hitter!
- 是车行租来的 - 有杀手！
- A hitter. Lazlo's got a hitter on us. - Did you hire a hitter?
- 一个杀手，拉齐奥雇了位杀手 - 你有没有雇打手？
Did I? I don't remember, really.
我吗？我不记得了
- Is someone shooting at you? - Your hitter is hitting at us!
- 有人向你开枪吗？ - 你的杀手在向我们开枪！
That's bad. My son is there!
太糟糕了，我儿子还在那里！
- Tell the hitter to stop. - Your boss says to stop.
- 告诉杀手快停下 - 你的老板让你住手
- His son's with us. Stop! - This is Lazlo.
- 他的儿子跟我们在一起，住手！ - 我是拉齐奥
- Stop shooting! - That's a direct Hungarian order!
- 别开枪！ - 那是匈牙利人的命令！
Let me find speakerphone.
拿话筒对着他
- Cease fire! - What's going on? Talk to me.
- 停火！ - 怎么回事？说话呀
He's not listening to you.
他没有在听你说
Well, you should fire him.
好吧，你应该向他开枪
- Are you kidding? - That was me.
- 你在开玩笑？ - 是我
- Try not to shoot Oz, honey. - Yeah.
- 别打到奥兹，亲爱的 - 好的
Let's go, kids!
我们走
Get up!
起来！
You are in no danger.
你已经安全了
If she moves, put your cane through her eye.
要是她动的话，就拿你的拐杖戳她的眼睛
Unbelievable.
真难以置信
- How did you do that? - Every car since 1 985...
- 你是怎么做的？ - 1985年后生产的车…
...had a little button right here.
…都在这里有个小按纽
All right, come on out of there...
好吧，出来
- What is this? - That's a dead hostage, Oz.
- 这是什么？ - 人质死了，奥兹
- That is what that is. - That can't be good.
- 就是这样 - 这可糟了
No, you're right. That's not good.
没错，确实够糟的
It looks like he got shot in the foot. Who dies from a shot in the foot?
他好像脚上挨了一枪 有谁会因为脚上挨一枪死掉呢？
He probably got shot when the hitter was shooting.
他可能是在杀手开枪时中枪的
That's really great. Well done, Jill.
真是太好了，好样的，吉尔
Hey, look, shit happens.
听着，不幸的事情发生了
That's right. Shit happens, to you.
没错，确实很不幸
All the time!
总是如此！
You know why?
你知道为什么吗？
Because you don't follow the ABC's of killing.
因为你没有遵守杀手准则
- There's an ABC's of killing? - Shut up!
- 有杀手准则这种东西吗？ - 闭嘴！
How was I supposed to know he'd climb in the trunk?
我怎么知道他会跑到车箱里去？
- That's a good question. - I mean...
- 问得好 - 我是说
I know! How about you just watch him...
我知道，要是你一直看着他…
...and you don't let him climb in!
…他有怎么能爬上去呢！
I am a professional marksman. It's not my job to babysit
我是个职业杀手，又不是保姆…
You know what? I think you have to hit something
你知道吗？我认为你非得做点什么…
...to count as a marksman. - Ozzie. Harriet.
- …才能证明自己是个杀手 - 够了
Can we stop fighting and go get my wife?
我们能不能不要吵了，快点把我妻子救出来？
Well, you can just forget about that,
你其实可以把这忘了，
Oz. Cynthia is as good as dead.
奥兹 辛西娅就和死了没两样
- What? Don't say that. - I am saying it.
- 什么？别这么说 - 我就要说
She's as good as dead. We have nothing...
她和死了没两样 我们一无所有…
thanks to Jill. Look at this guy. - Don't pin this on me!
这都得归功于吉尔，看看这家伙 - 别光是怪我！
If I'm a screwup, what are you doing with me?
要是我是个窝囊废，那你还和我在一起干嘛？
You know what? That's a really good question.
你知道吗？这是个非常好的问题
I'm out of here.
我要离开这里
Well, you're not going, are you?
你走不了的，是吧？
Hold on a minute. You're gonna need the keys.
等一下，你需要这些钥匙
- Bye-bye. - I'm serious.
- 再见 - 我是认真的
If I get in that car, you're never gonna see me again.
要是我走进这辆车，你就再也见不到我了
Careful backing out, hon.
自己小心，亲爱的
Let's go.
我们走吧
Bag.
包
Why don't you take your pal Strabo with you.
为什么不把你的伙伴斯特雷波带上，
Remember him?
还记得他吗？
The Hungarian mobster that you let die?
是你杀死的那个匈牙利歹徒？
He's sorry. He's very sorry!
他很难过
She's coming back. I mean, she's gonna come back, right?
她会回来的，是吧
- I don't think so. - Oh, well, this is just great.
- 我不这么认为 - 哦，这真是太好了
What are we gonna do now?
我们现在怎么办？
You know what? I'm gonna leave.
你知道吗？我要走了
You're on your own, Oz.
你自己决定吧，奥兹
I thought we were friends.
我们还是朋友吧
Well, that's what you get for trusting a contract killer, Oz.
这就是你信任一个职业杀手的结果，奥兹
You son of a bitch.
你这婊子养的
You can't do this to Cynthia. Okay?
你不能这样对辛西娅，是吗？
Not okay. Your darling Cynthia's
你的宝贝辛西娅在这件事情上
not completely innocent in all this, Oz.
并不是完全无辜的，奥兹
- What? What does that mean?
- 什么？你是什么意思？
- Shit, shit, shit! Jill took my bag!
- 妈的！吉尔拿了我的袋子！
So? - So there was something really important...
- 所以？ - 所以在另一个包里有
...in the other bag, okay, Oz?
…非常重要的东西，奥兹？
Great.
太好了
- Hello. - Dentist, you hung up on me.
- 你好 - 医生，你敢耍我
- Are you insane? - Lazlo.
- 你疯了吗？ - 拉齐奥
- Hey, there was a button in the trunk. - That's great news.
- 喂，在车箱里有一个按钮 - 太好了
- Put my son on the phone, damn it! - He's...
- 让我儿子接电话，妈的！ - 他…
We're gonna have to push back that meeting, Lazlo.
我们必须推迟会面时间，拉齐奥
No, no. No pushing. Put him on the phone.
不，不，不能推迟 让他接电话
I'm sorry, what? I can't hear you.
对不起，什么？我听不到
There seems to be a little static.
好像有干扰
- Are you going through a canyon?
- 你是不是在过峡谷？
- Am I going through a canyon? No.
- 我是不是在过峡谷？不
Hello?
喂？
- Hello? - Lazlo? Lazlo?
- 喂？ - 拉齐奥？
Dentist! Can you hear me?
医生，你听得到我说话吗？
You're seconds from dead.
你的死期不远了
Strabonitz.
斯特雷波
Hey, Jill.
你好，吉尔
- It's me. How you doing? - Let me ask you something.
- 是我，你还好吗？ - 我问你件事
If you hadn't taken the wrong bag, would we be talking?
要是你没有拿错袋子的话 你还会给我打电话吗？
- Are you mad or something? - Get real.
- 你胡说什么？ - 认真点
- I mean, seriously. - No.
- 我是说真的 - 不
All right? You happy now?
你现在快乐吗？
I chased you away so I could protect you, Jill.
我把你赶走是为了保护你
- I don't know why you don't believe that.
- 我不知道为什么你不相信
- I don't believe you.
- 我不相信你
- Jill. - I don't trust you.
- 吉尔 - 我不信任你
How am I supposed to have a
我怎么能和一个
kid with somebody I don't trust?
我不信任的人生小孩呢？
Forget it. I don't even know
算了吧，我都不知道
if I wanna have a kid with you anymore.
我想不想跟你生小孩
Hold on a minute.
等一下
I think that if I were pregnant right now,
我想要是我现在怀孕了，
I wouldn't even tell you.
我也不会跟你说
If you had a son and l...
要是你有个儿子
And you were his mom and I was his dad...
而你是他母亲我是他父亲…
...you wouldn't let me see him?
…你也不会让我看他？
- Not once. - Don't say that.
- 绝对不会 - 别这么说
- Take it back right now. - I'm not.
- 你马上收回 - 不
You better tell me everything now
你最好现在把事情全告诉我，
or I'm not gonna help you.
要不我不会帮你
How far back does this thing go?
这件事情已经有多久了？
Like a couple days or something.
好像有几天了
You're so full of it. You're gonna lie to me more?
可你有那么多，你还想继续对我撒谎吗？
All right, months. You happy now?
好吧，是几个月前 你现在高兴了吧？
And why was Cynthia in on it?
那么辛西娅为什么会卷进去？
I wanted to keep you out of harm's way.
我想让你安全
- You trusted her not to get hurt. - Jill.
- 你相信她不会受到伤害 - 吉尔
I gotta go help Oz. For me to do that,
我要去帮奥兹，
I've gotta go up there.
所以我必须到那儿去
- Just do everything I told you, all right? - Don't worry.
- 你照我说的去做，好吗？ - 别担心
I'll remember everything you told me.
我会记住你跟我说的每件事的
Call Mrs. Himelfarb, remind her to floss...
打电话给汉密尔小姐…
cancel my appointments for the rest of my life
永远取消掉我跟她的约会
...send in as much nitrous as you can, call the FBI.
…把尽量多的氮气带来 打电话给FBI
- What? - Call the FBI!
- 什么？ - 打电话给FBI！
- What's wrong? - What's wrong? What's wrong?
- 出了什么事？ - 出了什么事？
I'll tell you. Everything's wrong.
我会告诉你的，每件事都错了
Take a look around you. Nothing's right.
你看看你周围的一切，没一件事情是正确的
Cynthia got kidnapped by Hungarian killers.
辛西娅被匈牙利杀手绑架了，
And instead of calling the FBI...
你却不去找FBI…
or the police, like every other rational man, I thought
或者是警察，就像每个有理智的人会做的那样，我想
"Hey, let's try to get in contact with
“嗨，我们应该去找一些
somebody else that kills a lot of people."
同样是杀人不眨眼的家伙”
So I went down to Mexico,
所以我去了墨西哥，
which is heavily underdeveloped...
那里还很落后…
...and I asked him to help me. Did he?
…我让他来帮我，他帮了吗？
No, he didn't help me out. He didn't help me out!
不，他没有帮我
Know what he did? He put on bunny slippers...
知道他做了什么吗？ 他穿上拖鞋…
...he shot at me and then he cooked me some chicken!
…他对我开枪，然后他给我煮了些鸡！
I'm gonna be okay.
我会没事的
I'm gonna calm down...
我会平静下来的…
...I'm gonna go downstairs and
…我要下楼去，
I'm gonna take a nice, leisurely drive in my Porsche.
开着我的保时捷好好放松放松
Wait a minute. I can't drive my Porsche,
等一下，我不能开保时捷，
because I don't have one anymore.
因为我根本就没有车
That's gone, that's history, that's archives!
那已经成为历史
We left the Porsche so we could
我们把保时捷扔了，这样我们
get on a bus and rent some other car.
就可以坐公交车 或租其它车了
And you know why? Because I don't. Do you?
你知道为什么吗？因为我不愿意
Some kind of GPS, I don't know, system.
某种GPS，我不知道的系统
- What's that smell? - I'll tell you what that smell is. It's me.
- 那是什么味道？ - 我来告诉你，那就是我身上的臭味
I smell. And you know why?
你知道为什么吗？
I've been wearing this suit for three days. I smell like ass.
这身衣服我穿了三天了
Or foot. Or some kind of foot...
像脚气味，或者别的…
...that's been lodged up deep, deep, deep inside an ass.
…什么最最最臭的东西，
I'll tell you the worst thing:
我来告诉你一件最糟糕的事情
I woke up naked next to
有一天我醒来，
another naked man who admittedly wets the bed.
身边躺着个自称经常遗精的男人
So if you talk to anybody or anybody calls here...
所以要是别人打电话到这里…
...you tell them I fell down a flight of stairs.
…你就告诉他们我从楼梯上摔下来
- Yes, sir. - Don't "Yes, sir" me!
- 是的，先生 - 别对我说“是的，先生”
- Call the FBI. - Calling. I'm calling.
- 叫FBI - 我在叫了
Dial F-B-I.
打电话给 F-B-I
Call the FBI and tell them I fell down a flight of stairs!
告诉他们我从楼梯上摔了下来！
Going to the feds is the thing
如果这样做
that's gonna get Cynthia killed.
辛西娅会没命的
What are you doing here? I don't need you anymore.
你在这里干嘛？ 我不再需要你了
I can handle this on my own. I'm an adult.
我自己可以处理 我是成年人
You okay?
你还好吗？
Thanks.
谢谢
Let's face it, Oz. Kicking ass
让我们面对现实吧，杀人
is not your expertise. That's my job.
并不是你的专业，那是我的
Hanging on to the woman you love is
钟情于一个女人
where I fall a little short.
正是我不能办到的
- How do you do that? - What?
- 你是怎么做的？ - 什么？
That. That.
那件事
One minute I wanna kill you, the next minute you got me...
一分钟前我想杀死你 一分钟后你又让我
...feeling sorry for you. - Oz, you really are a good guy.
- …为你觉得难过 - 奥兹，你真是个好人
And I don't want you, Cynthia or
我不想因为我过去的错误
anyone else paying for my past sins.
连累你，或者任何人
I thought you said friendship was overrated.
我想你曾说过你不相信友谊
I'm a liar.
我撒了谎
- So, what do we do? - Go get Cynthia.
- 那么，我们该怎么办？ - 去救辛西娅
- How? - You just leave that to Jimmy Tudeski.
- 怎么救？ - 你只要交给吉米就行了
- God, Julie. Julie, Julie...
- 上帝，朱莉…
...don't call the FBI! - Julie who?
- …别打电话给FBI！ - 谁是朱莉？
My receptionist. Your wife's replacement.
我的秘书，是接替你妻子的
- Julie, what did you do? - I chloroformed his ass.
- 朱莉，你干了什么？ - 我麻醉了他
Why? You don't have to tell me why.
为什么？ 你不必告诉我为什么
Now, you can go quietly or your
现在，要么你安静点
ass can get the chloroform too.
要么我也给你来上一下
- What kind of receptionist are you?
- 你是什么样的秘书？
- The kind that doesn't forget...
- 是那种不会忘记…
...who murdered her brother. - What?
- …是谁杀害了她兄弟 - 什么？
Look, I'm gonna get the temp agency on the phone.
我要打电话给职业介绍所
Don't you dare make a move, Dr. Oseransky.
你不要动，医生，
Keep your ass right there.
你给我呆在那里
Julie. Julie, if that is your real name...
朱莉，如果那是你的真名
My name is Jules. Jules Figueroa.
我的名字叫朱尔斯
- Frankie Figs? - Frankie Figs.
- 弗兰克·菲戈？ - 弗兰克·菲戈
You remember that? He was my brother.
你还记得吗？ 他是我兄弟
And I do believe you knew him.
我想你还记得他吧
- I'll take that chloroform now. - Yeah, I know you will.
- 我要用麻醉了 - 我知道你会的
- You smell great, baby. - Oz.
- 你真香，宝贝 - 奥兹
You know, I don't have to be at work today. We can:
我今天不一定非得工作 我们可以
Oz.
奥兹
Jimmy.
吉米
Jimmy. Jimmy!
吉米
It's been a long time since I've been chloroformed.
我被麻醉太久了
Still got that little zing to it, though.
头脑还有点迷糊
Tastes like they put a bunch
就好像有人放了一堆
of pennies in your mouth, doesn't it?
的钱币在你嘴巴里，是吧？
Jimmy, I'm sorry.
吉米，对不起
- I didn't find it. - What?
- 我没找到 - 什么？
You've been here three days.
你在这里呆了三天
- I got into the safe. It's not there. - Safe?
- 我打开了保险柜，可不在里面 - 保险柜？
- It's here somewhere. - This isn't exactly...
- 它在这里别的什么地方 - 这不是…
...what we talked about, either. - Calm down.
- …我们所要讨论的 - 安静下来
- What do mean, "Calm down"? - All right? I'm on it.
安静下来是什么意思？
What safe? Why are you guys talking together so much?
什么保险柜？ 你们这些家伙在谈什么？
Have you been involved in this from the beginning?
你是不是一开始就卷进去了？
- Oz... - Correct me if I'm wrong...
- 奥兹… - 我说错的话你再纠正我
...but we took vows.
…不过我们发过誓
One was you're not supposed to pretend you're kidnapped
可你不能假装你自己被绑架…
and get your husband shot at while he's trying to save you.
然后让你丈夫为你救你挨枪子
- That was uncalled for. - I'm not a lawyer...
- 那是不正确的 - 我不是律师
...but I believe this is grounds for divorce.
…但我相信这就是离婚的理由
And what is that sound?
怎么样？
- That's chain saws. - Chain saw. Check.
- 那是木锯 - 木锯
Hack tub.
大桶
What is that for?
那是做什么的？
- What is it? - They hack us up into pieces in that
- 这是什么？ - 他们用这把锯我们大卸八块后
...so blood doesn't get everywhere. - I see.
- …血就不会流得到处都是 - 我明白了
They put the hacked-up pieces in those bags.
他们把砍下来的东西装在这些袋子里
- Are you done? - Yes, he's done.
- 你说完了吗？ - 没错，他是完了
Jimmy Tulip. The rat-shit scum of Chicago.
吉米，你这个芝加哥来的人渣
Mr. Tough Guy...
硬汉先生…
served up to me on a platter by the pretty black girl.
用那个漂亮的黑妞来耍我
That stings.
我很伤心
I made you who you are and you stab me in the heart
我一手栽培你，你却用把锋利的小刀
...with something sharp.
…往我胸口上捅了一刀
He made you who you are?
他是你的老大？
Oh, yes. Could not fire a slingshot until I taught him how.
对，他会的全是我教的
"Pay attention, little boy. Hold it firm.
“小心点，孩子，拿稳了
Stop crying and watch. Like this."
别哭了，看这个”
- Where's Strabo?
- 斯特雷波在哪里？
- I'm pretty sure he's with Janni right now.
- 我相信他现在正和杰宁在一起
Where is my son?
我儿子在哪里？
- Where's my boy?! - All right, that's it. I've had enough.
- 我的儿子呢？！ - 好吧，我受够了
- Oz. - No. If you ever wanna see your son...
- 奥兹 - 要是你还想让你儿子活着…
...alive again, you'll let us go right now.
…你必须马上放我们走
Is that right?
是吗？
Yeah, that's right.
没错
And if we're not out of here by 1 1:00...
如果我们11点还到不了…
...Jill's gonna put one in Strabo's forehead,
…吉尔就会用枪对着斯特雷波的头
just like Jimmy put one in Janni's forehead.
就像吉米用枪对着杰宁的头
- It wasn't pretty. - Give me a gun.
- 那可不好 - 给我一把枪
- Not bad, Oz. - Thanks.
- 不错，奥兹 - 谢谢
- I think it's Jimmy's wife. - What?
- 我想这是吉米的老婆 - 什么？
No. That was going so well.
不 那会出问题的
- What is this? - I wanna come in...
- 那是什么？ - 我要进去
...and talk business with you.
…和你作交易
- Or else. - Or else what?
- 否则 - 否则怎样？
Or else I'm afraid I'm gonna have to blow Strabo's head off.
否则我就把斯特雷波的头打烂
Oh, no, no, no. Strabo, you all right?
哦，不，不，不 斯特雷波，你还好吗？
He's fine.
他很好
He can't talk, he's duct-taped.
他不能说话，他的嘴被封住了
I got this car wired with explosives.
我在这辆车上设有炸弹
- You let me in, he'll be fine. - Fine.
- 你让我进去，他就会没事 - 好吧
Come in, do whatever you want, apparently.
进来吧，你想怎么样都行
Get the broad! Get the car! Get the Strabo!
快去开门啊
Wait a minute. What is in the big purse?
等一下，这大袋子里装了什么？
- Nothing, it's... I'm good. - It's what?
- 没什么 - 是什么？
- Take a right. - This way.
- 往右走 - 这边
What the fook are you assholes up to now?
你们这些混蛋现在想怎么样？
Look who's here.
看看谁在这里
Can I ask you a questionnaire how you found this place?
我能问你个问题吗？ 你是怎么找到这里的
Nice Porsche you got.
你有一辆很好的保时捷汽车
You still have the Porsche?
你还有保时捷汽车？
Let me explain when we all get a moment together...
现在让我说明一下…
...the concept of the secret hideout. - All right!
- …隐匿处是怎么回事 - 听着
Drop your weapons now and slide them to me...
你们把武器放下，踢给我…
...or I press the button and
…要不只要我一按按钮
Strabo gets blown to little Hungarian meatballs.
斯特雷波就会被炸成匈牙利肉酱
Don't push nothing. - I'm gonna push it. Drop them! Now!
别别 - 我要按了，快放下
- Drop them! - Drop it.
- 放下！ - 放下
- Go ahead. Come on. - On the floor.
- 继续 - 丢在地板上
Kick them over. Step away.
踢过来，走开
- Untie Oz and Cynthia. - No untying...
- 给奥兹和辛西娅松绑 - 不能松绑
- Do it! Untie them. - Let's see where it's going.
放了他们
All right. Come on, come on.
好吧，去
Aren't you forgetting something?
你忘了什么没有？
Am I forgetting something? I don't think so.
我忘了什么吗？ 我不这么认为
- They had a terrible fight. - Did they?
- 他们大吵了一架 - 是吗？
- What if I had something you want?
- 要是我有你要的东西？
- I would be baffled, to begin with.
- 我会考虑的
Or, more precisely...
准确地说
...half of something you want.
…是一半你要的东西
Don't.
不
You have Jimmy's half.
你有吉米的一半
- Would you cut me in for a slice?
- 你能分我一份吗？
- You want a slice of the pee?
- 你也想要一份？
Maybe...
也许…
- Keep talking. - I wanna work for you.
- 继续说 - 我能为你工作
- Of course you do. - I don't have any allegiances.
- 当然你可以 - 我并没有对谁忠诚过
I'm all yours. And I could be your most valuable hitter.
你完完全全是你的，我会成为你最得意的杀手
You shut up or I'll blow your brains out!
你给我闭嘴，要不我让你脑袋开花
First thing I'm going to
首先我得
need is my son Strabo in my company.
让我的儿子回来
Secondly, maybe a little test.
然后，也许再来点小考验
I'm thinking, kill Jimmy.
比如，把吉米杀掉
In the melon. One shot.
脑袋上，就一枪
- What do you say? - Name the time and place.
- 你说呢？ - 你说时间和地点
Is now good for you?
就现在怎么样？
- Right here, right now? - Right now.
- 这里，现在？ - 现在
- You gotta be kidding me, right?
- 你不是来真的吧？
- What the hell are you doing?
- 你在干什么？
Take your little cross back.
把你的十字架拿回去
What'll you do without your good luck charm?
你现在没有护身符了
- Stop screwing around. - Shut up, Oz!
- 别再闹了 - 闭嘴，奥兹
That's right, Jill, stop screwing around.
没错，别再闹了，
You're not gonna shoot anybody.
你不会杀任何人的
Just tell me you're not still in love with Cynthia.
只要告诉我你不再爱辛西娅了
- I'm not gonna do that. - Why?
- 我做不到 - 为什么？
She's my ex-wife. I still have
她是我的前妻，我仍然对她
feelings for her and I always will.
有感情，我会一直如此
- That's a really bad answer. - Shut up, Oz.
- 那可是个糟糕的答案 - 闭嘴，奥兹
You can't even just say it, can you?
你连说说也不行？
Just say it.
说吧
This is reminding me now of my favorite soup opera:
这让我想起我最喜欢的电视剧
The Hourglass of My Sand Children.
儿子的沙漏
Listen, you're either a shooter or you're not.
听着，你要不就是个杀手，要不就不是
I am. I am.
我是，我是
I am.
我是
Here's an idea for you:
我给你出个主意
- Got an elevator shaft around here, Lazlo?- I'm sorry?
- 你这里有电梯吗？拉齐奥- 什么？
Because I could fall down that, you know. Die that way.
因为我可能会从电梯上摔下来死去
- Stop. - That would be the only way to get killed.
- 住口 - 那是杀我的唯一方法
- Shut up! - You couldn't even hit that lamp over there.
- 住嘴！ - 你连只绵羊也不敢杀
I'll give you a tip.
我给你个提示吧，
You wanna hit that lamp, you should aim at me.
你想射中那头羊就得先瞄准我
She aimed and hit the lamp.
她瞄准射中了那头羊
She aimed and hit the lamp.
她瞄准射中了那头羊
- Lucky shot. - I'm gonna give you one last chance, baby.
- 好运气 - 我再给你最后一次机会
You don't have the balls.
你没有胆量
- This from a guy who rarely gets it up.
- 这竟然出自一个不能硬的家伙
- We never had that problem.
- 我们从来没有那样的问题
Not helping. Why isn't anybody helping?
为什么没有人愿意帮忙？
I think you have to be in love with
我想一个男人必须心里有爱
someone to get it up, Jill.
他那东西才会硬起来
Shoot him.
杀了他
You're never gonna be a hit girl...
你永远成为不了一个女杀手…
...just a stupid, stumbling, bumbling,
…只会是个愚蠢的，
can't-kill-anything ex-dental assistant.
连只蚂蚁都不敢踩的小秘书
- Jimmy, Jimmy. - He's dead?
- 吉米 - 他死了吗？
- Yes? - He's dead. He's dead!
他死了
He's dead! I didn't think you had it in you, quite frankly.
他死了，真没想到你做到了
Don't cry. Everything's going to be fine.
别哭，一切会好起来的
Go get Strabo, now.
去把斯特雷波带来
Give me this. For the record,
把它给我，这是什么？
this is, what, a garage door opener?
用来开车库门的吗？
Very clever.
真聪明
So clever, I want you to keep that aimed at her, please.
我要你拿枪对着她
- Wait. I thought we had a deal.
- 等等，我们不是说好了吗？
- "I thought we had a deal." No.
- “我们不是说好了吗？”不
Locked.
锁着
Lazlo, the car is loaded with Primacord.
拉齐奥，车上有炸药
I'm sure it is.
我相信
The first dollar I ever stole is back together.
我偷的第一张钞票又回来了
- You okay? You okay? - Yeah.
- 你没事吧？ - 没事
You killed Strabonitz.
你杀了斯特雷波
Oh, look what I did.
哦，看看我干的
Good work, Jimmy. "Jammy, Jammy."
干得好，吉米
Nice work with that chair, Oz. Way to go, Cyn.
身手不错啊 该走了，辛
- Come here, baby. - You're alive?
- 过来，宝贝 - 你还活着
I mean, good, but you...
可你…
Don't even think about it.
你从一开始就
You were in on this whole thing from the beginning!
知道得一清二楚
Of course. It's an old routine. It's the Skokie Switcheroo.
当然了，可这些都是例行公事啊
"The Skokie Switch..."? Where do you
例行公事？ 真不知道
guys come up with these names?
你们这些家伙头脑里装着什么
I just watched my friend get shot through the heart.
我只是看到我的朋友被枪打中了胸部
- Larry's House of Halloween.
- 万圣节的游戏
- And what is the deal with that lamp?
- 那绵羊又是怎么回事？
I saw her shoot the lamp.
我看到她射中了
The first round was live, the rest
这里面也是
were blanks. Try and keep up.
有机关的
- We are gonna have such a talk later. - Sons of batches!
- 我们以后再谈 - 婊子养的！
So how far back does this go? Hell,
这件事最早什么时候开始的？
you were shooting at me in Mexico.
你在墨西哥朝我开枪
Was that all part of the plan?
是不是也是计划的一部分？
As a matter of fact, it was, yeah.
确实是
- You killed my Strabo! - Actually,
- 你杀了我儿子 - 实际上，
Strabonitz was already dead.
你儿子早就死了
Your hitter got him when she was shooting at us.
你的杀手开枪打我们时把他给杀了
- This true? - Lazlo, shit happens.
- 是真的？ - 拉齐奥，这很不幸
Shit...
妈的…
Yeah, watch this shit happen.
确实是不幸
- All right. Take it easy.
- 好的，放松点 - 是真的吗？
- Was that real? Is she really dead?
她真的死了吗？
I mean, was that a fake bullet?
我是说，子弹会不会是假的
Jimmy, let me propose something
吉米，在你动手前
before you start the killing.
先听我说说
Regroup the Gogolak gang. Fifty-fifty, you and me.
我们重新组织果戈理帮 你我五五分成
Like the old days. Murder, mayhem, a couple of laughs.
就像过去一样，逍遥的日子
I don't think so, Lazlo. Jill, tie him up.
我不这么认为，拉齐奥 把他绑起来，吉尔
- Wait. - What am I gonna tie him up for?
- 等等 - 我为什么要绑他呢？
- I'm gonna kill him. - No, he said...
- 我要杀了他 - 不，他说
I said that, but we can't.
我们不能这么做
Of course you can't. You can't kill anybody for real.
当然不行，你不能真的杀人
I can. It's point-blank range.
我可以，这再简单不过了
I didn't mean you can't shoot him...
我不是说你不能杀他…
...I mean you just can't shoot him. - Come on.
- …我是说你不能这么干 - 算了
- You said I'll make my bones. - On somebody else.
- 你不是说我没胆量吗？ - 你到别人身上试去
- You can't kill him. - How do you "make bones"?
- 你不能杀他 - 你说的胆量是什么意思？
She wants to make a name for herself.
她想让自己成名
You said I could!
你说我可以的
- Will you just listen? - Tell me why.
- 你要听吗？ - 告诉我为什么
- You heard what he said! - Tell me why not!
- 你听到他说的了 - 告诉我为什么不行？
Because he's my father!
因为他是我父亲
- Even I didn't know about this. - See? See?
- 连我也不知道 - 看？看？
It doesn't feel good to not be
你卷入其中，
involved in the plan, to not know what...
却不知道
- He's your father? - I raised you as one of my own.
- 他是你父亲 - 我把你当亲生儿子养大
- That's far enough. - I made him a man!
- 够了 - 我让他成为一个男人
A man who can't kill his papa.
一个男人是不会杀他父亲的
Step aside, Jill. It could go right through.
走开，吉尔 子弹会穿过的
Jimmy.
吉米
- Jill, shoot Papa in the foot.
- 吉尔，打他的脚
- Straight through or leave a souvenir?
- 留个纪念也算公平吧
- Souvenir. - Wait.
- 纪念 - 等等
That's gotta hurt.
那会很痛的
- Who is that? The fake police? - Okay, we gotta go.
- 谁来了，假警察吗？ - 我们得走了
I'm not going anywhere until somebody
除非有人把事情真相告诉我
tells me what this is all about.
否则我哪里也不去
Cynthia, help me get Oz
辛西娅，帮我
out of here. Thanks for the inheritance, Pops.
带奥兹离开这里
- Way to go, Cyn. - You'll never live
吉米，你活着
to spend a dime, Jimmy!
别想花一个子
We're rich! We're rich!
我们有钱了
- Baby, you were so good. - I had a good teacher.
- 你太棒了 - 我有个好老师
I'm so glad we're so overjoyed.
我很高兴大家都没事
I've never been this confused in my life.
可我这辈子从没这么迷惑过
I think you dropped this a while back.
我想这是你掉的
No, just borrowing it from an old friend, that's all.
不，我是从一个老朋友那里借的
- Don't need it anymore, Cyn. - Okay.
- 现在不需要了 - 好吧
Would somebody tell me what's going on?
哪位能告诉我到底发生了什么？
This is what's going on. See that number right there?
这就是，看到号码了吗？
That is Lazlo Gogolak's
这是拉齐奥·果戈理
main account in the Grand Caymans.
在银行的户头
Somewhere around 280 million dollars,
大约有2亿8千万，
half of which is yours.
一半是你们的
Your tooth-pulling days are over, Oz.
你的牙医生涯结束了，奥兹
- That was the plan? - Yes!
- 这就是计划？ - 对
- Were you in on it? - I didn't know until this afternoon.
- 你参与了吗？ - 我在今天下午前毫不知情
Why couldn't I have been involved?
我怎么可能有份呢？
I could have played a part. I minored in theater.
可能是由于我的表演天份吧
Two hundred and eighty million dollars?
2亿8千万？
That's it. This is too much. It's great, but it's too much.
没错，真是太多了
- Any more surprises? - Just one.
- 还有惊喜吗？ - 还有一个
- What? - I guess the doctors were wrong.
- 什么？ - 我想那位医生是错的
- What do you mean? - I'm pregnant.
- 什么意思？ - 我怀孕了
Oh, my God, congratulations!
哦，我的天，恭喜了
Oh, my God, are you serious?
哦，我的天，这是真的吗？
I'm gonna be a dad?
我要做父亲了？
We're not gonna start with that again, are we?
不要再来了，好吗？
Put the top up, okay? It's just... It's embarrassing.
把车棚盖上，好吗？ 真让人难为情
- Come on, come and get me. - Freeze, right there!
- 快来抓我啊 - 别动！
- Cross, cross. - Watch it, buster.
小心点
Anybody for cookie, coffee, tea?
有人要饼干，咖啡还是茶吗？
Mother, please.
妈妈，求你了
One of you, could you just shoot me? Please.
你们哪位能朝我这里来一枪吗？