OH, HERE IT GOES.
♪ EVERYBODY OUT THERE GO RUN AND TELL ♪
♪ YOUR HOMEBOYS AND HOMEGIRLS ♪
♪ IT'S TIME FOR KENAN AND KEL ♪
♪ THEY'LL KEEP YOU LAUGHING IN THE AFTERNOON ♪
♪ SO DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL, DON'T LEAVE THE ROOM ♪
♪ BECAUSE THEY'RE ALWAYS INTO SOME MORE FUN ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT ♪
♪ IT'S DOUBLE K LIKE DO THE GOOD WAY ♪
♪ KENAN AND KEL, OR SHOULD I SAY KEL AND KENAN? ♪
♪ THEN YOU GOTTA WATCH KENAN ♪
♪ 'CAUSE KENAN BE SCHEMING WITH A PLAN OR A PLOT ♪
♪ TO MAKE IT TO THE TOP ♪
♪ BUT THEY'RE KINDA IN THE MIDDLE ♪
♪ BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME CALL ♪
♪ THIS AIN'T THE HARDY BOYS OR NANCY DREW MYSTERY ♪
♪ IT'S JUST KENAN AND KEL IN YOUR VICINITY ♪
♪ LIKE ZIGFRIED AND ROY OR ABBOTT AND COSTELLO ♪
♪ MAGIC AND KAREEM OR PENN AND TELLER ♪
♪ SOMEBODY'S IN TROUBLE? OH, HERE GO ♪
♪ ON NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK ♪♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
WELCOME TO THE KITTI & LOUSHOW.
I'M KITTI!
AND I'M LOU!
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
I'M LOU! HA HA HA!
TONIGHT, WE ARE GOING TO--
EXCUSE ME...
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
DO YOU MIND?
WE ARE TRYING TO INTRODUCE OUR SHOW.
I'M LOU!
WELL, THAT'S GREAT,
BUT THIS IS OUR SHOW.
WHO ARE YOU?
WELL, FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK. I'M KENAN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND I'M KEL.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
SEE? THIS IS OUR SHOW.
THE KENAN & KELSHOW.
SO WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
WELL, WE JUST SAW THE CAMERAS OUT HERE, RIGHT?
AND WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ALL RIGHT IF WE CAME OUT
AND ENTERTAINED THE PEOPLE!
I'M LOU!
WELL, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU,
BUT ENTERTAINING THE PEOPLE IS OUR JOB.
RIGHT. SO, UH... GET YOUR OWN JOBS!
IT'S OK.SORRY.
RIGHT ON. PEACE.
I'M LOU!
THAT'S WONDERFUL!
A-ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, LOU.
ALL RIGHT, KITTI AND LOU!
HOPE Y'ALL GET JOBS!
GOOD LUCK!
WHOO-WHEE!
KEL, YOU KNOW, FINDING A JOB CAN BE A PAINFUL EXPERIENCE, BOY.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
KENAN, WHY YOU LAUGHING? DID I SAY SOMETHING FUNNY?
KENAN, I'M GETTIN' WORRIED.
KENAN! AWWWWW, HERE IT GOES!
ALL RIGHT, THAT'LL BE 22 CENTS, PLEASE.
YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS APPLE'S A LITTLE MUSHY.
I'M JUST GONNA GO BACK AND GET ANOTHER ONE.
OK. IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
OK! THERE YOU GO! NEW APPLE!
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK THIS ONE'S... THIS ONE'S TOO RED. I'M JUST GONNA--
UH--WAIT--UM--UH-- MISS CUSTOMER?
UH, LUNATIC? IT'S JUST AN APPLE.
[GROANS] OHH!
HEY!
HEY, KEL.
WHOO! ORANGE SODA.
IT'S LOCKED!
[SOBS]
KEL, I THINK THE DOOR NOT OPENING
MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH
THAT BIG CHAIN THAT'S WRAPPED AROUND IT!
OH! WHAT KINDA INHUMAN MONSTER
WOULD DO THIS? HUH?!
[SOBS]
CHRIS! CHRIS!
SOME SICKO PUT A CHAIN AROUND
THE ORANGE SODA COOLER!
UH, KEL, CHRIS IS THE SICKO.
WH-WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
KEL, DO YOU KNOW THAT LAST MONTH YOU DRANK OVER $100 WORTH OF FREE ORANGE SODA?
REALLY? I THOUGHT IT WAS SO MUCH MORE.
IT WAS PLENTY!
FROM NOW ON, IF YOU WANT ORANGE SODA, YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.
AND UNTIL YOU PAY UP, THE CHAIN...STAYS PUT.
OH!
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT--
[GASPS]
THE ROOM'S SPINNIN'. THE ROOM'S SPINNIN'!
I NEED ORANGE SODA FOR LIFE!
IF I DON'T HAVE ORANGE SODA,
I CAN'T LIVE! I CAN'T LIVE!
WELL, I'LL BE IN THE BACK, FUSSING WITH MY HAIR.
KEL!
AAH!
WHOO!
ORANGE SODA! YOU GOT TO GIVE IT TO ME!
AAH!
[SOBBING]
KEL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST PAY FOR THE ORANGE SODA?
YEAH, LIKE WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET SOME MONEY?!
IF ONLY I COULD DO THINGS FOR PEOPLE IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY!
YOU MEAN LIKE... GET A JOB?
[MUMBLES] ...ET A JOB?
WILL YOU STOP PASSING OUT?
I--BUT I NEVER HAD A JOB BEFORE.
WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU GET ONE!
YOU THINK CHRIS WOULD GIVE ME A JOB?
I DON'T KNOW. BUT IT COULDN'T HURT TO ASK.
I MEAN, THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN IS HE SAYS NO.
UH-UH. THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN
IS THAT HE COULD THROW THINGS AT ME [SOBS]
AND THEN THROW ME IN HIS CLOSET, FATTEN ME UP,
AND THEN FEED ME TO HIS PET TARANTULA.
HI, WENDY. IT'S ME, CHRIS.
CHRIS POTTER.
I'VE LIVED ACROSS THE STREET FROM YOU FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS!
I'M THE GUY WHO MOWS YOUR LAWN EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT?
HA HA. YES, THAT'S ME. YES...THE GOOFY ONE.
CHRIS?
KENAN, KEL, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE?
WE JUST WALKED IN, MAN, JUST NOW, RIGHT NOW.
OH.
WELL, I'M JUST, UH, FIXING MY HAIR.
WHADDAYA WANT?
GO AHEAD, KEL. ASK HIM.
I DON'T KNOW. I'M SCARED.
KEL, COME ON, ASK HIM.
I'M SCARED!ASK HIM!
WHAT DO YOU WANT, KEL?
UM...
DO YOU HAVE A GIANT PET TARANTULA?
NO.
OH, THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO KNOW.
KEL! KEL WAS SORT OF WONDERING THAT MAYBE YOU WOULD CONSIDER
YOU KNOW, HIRING HIM TO WORK HERE.
OH, IS THAT ALL?
KEL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE AFRAID TO ASK ME THAT.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT SOMETHING,
THE BEST WAY TO GET IT IS ALWAYS TO COME RIGHT OUT AND ASK FOR IT.
WELL...
CAN I HAVE A JOB?
NO! ARE YOU KIDDING?
GET OUT OF HERE!
Kel: AWWW!
[WHINING] I'M NEVER GONNA GET A JOB!
I'M NEVER GONNA GET ANY DOLLARS!
I'M NEVER GONNA GET ORANGE SODA.
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
MAYBE IF I SHOW CHRIS HOW GOOD OF WORKER I AM,
HE'LL HIRE ME! YEAH, THAT'S IT!
AH! THIS IS THE ONE RIGHT HERE. IT'S PERFECT.
GREAT.
22 CENTS.
ALL RIGHT.
OH, DEAR, I DON'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY MONEY.
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY?!
JUST GET OUT. GO. GO, PLEASE. COULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE?
WELL!
I'M MOPPING!
[CRASH]
KEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M MOPPING. I WANNA SHOW CHRIS HOW GOOD OF A WORKER I AM SO HE'LL HIRE ME.
YOU CAN'T MOP RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF THE DOOR.
AND WHY NOT?
OH!
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
UH...N-NOTHING?
NOTHING?!
WHAT IS THAT CUSTOMER DOING ON THE FLOOR?
OH! TH-WELL, THAT PARTICULAR CUSTOMER WAS UH--UH--
TIRED!
YEAH. NOW HE'S NAPPING.
YEAH, AND THE COOKIES... THEY'RE NAPPING, TOO.
OH! OK.
WELL, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
WELL, I'M OFF TO HAVE MY LEGS WAXED.
I'LL SEE Y'ALL LATER.
NO--WATCH YOUR STEP--
OH! OH!
WHAT AM I DOING ON THE FLOOR?
DON'T WORRY, CHRIS. THE FLOOR'S CLEAN. I MOPPED IT.
OH, MAN, I'M DOOMED!
I'M NEVER GONNA GET A JOB.
I'M NEVER GONNA DRINK ORANGE SODA AGAIN.
MY LIFE IS RUINED.
KEL, DON'T PANIC, MAN.
NOW, THERE ARE PLENTY OF JOBS OUT THERE FOR YOUNG, SMART, HARD-WORKING GUYS.
AND ONCE ALL THOSE GUYS HAVE JOBS, SOMEONE'LL HAVE TO HIRE YOU.
YOU THINK SO?
YEAH. WE'LL LOOK IN HERE AND SEE WHAT'S AVAILABLE.
HI, BOYS. WHAT'S GOING ON?
JUST TRYING TO FIND KEL A JOB.
WHOO! KEL, THAT'S GREAT! I'M PROUD OF YOU.
KEL GET A JOB? DOIN' WHAT?
HANGING AROUND PEOPLE'S HOUSES, EATING THEIR FOOD?
THAT'S IT! HANGING AROUND OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES AND EATING THEIR FOOD!
THAT'S A GREAT JOB!
THERE IS NO SUCH JOB.
MAN, I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
RIGHT NOW WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU CAN DO.
LEMME SEE. LION TAMER! NAH.
UH...PRESIDENT!
NAH.
CRASH TEST DUMMY.
NAH.
MAN, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING IN HERE FOR YOU!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I KNOW.
I COULD BE A PROFESSIONAL PUZZLE PUT-TOGETHER-ER.
YEAH, THAT'S IT! I BET I COULD PUT THIS PUZZLE TOGETHER!
NO, KEL, DON'T TOUCH IT!
DON'T TOUCH THE PUZZLE, KEL!
Y'ALL GONNA NEED TO HIRE SOMEBODY
TO FIX THE TABLE, SO...
HOW ABOUT ME?
OH, YEAH! COME HERE.WAIT A MINUTE.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
AAH!
WELL, KEL, I'D JUST LIKE TO THANK YOU AGAIN
FOR GETTING ME KICKED OUT MY OWN HOUSE.
NO PROBLEM.
DID YOU FIND ANY JOBS IN THERE FOR ME YET?
NOT YET.
MAN.
EEW!
MAN, THIS DONUT IS NASTY!
KEL, IT'S PLASTIC.
OH, WELL, THEN IT'S PRETTY GOOD THEN.
HOW DO THEY DO IT, MAN? IT TASTES JUST LIKE PLASTIC!
MAN! THERE ARE NO JOBS IN THERE FOR YOU, MAN!
ALL THOSE JOBS REQUIRE THAT YOU BE GOOD AT SOMETHING.
IT'S NOT FAIR.
WAIT! I GOT ANOTHER IDEA. CAN I BORROW $100?
NO.
MAN, THAT PLAN SEEMED FOOL-PROOF.
I'M NEVER GOING TO GET A JOB.
OW.
I'M SORRY.
OW...
HERE'S YOUR HELP WANTED SIGN.
OH, THANK YOU.
NO PROBLEM.
NOW WHERE AM I GONNA FIND A JOB?
HERE! YOU CAN WORK HERE AT STALE'S DONUTS!
YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE THEY'RE HIRING.
ACTUALLY, WE ARE HIRING HERE.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
BECAUSE I'M DAVE STALE, OWNER OF STALE'S DONUTS. YOU INTERESTED?
OH, YEAH! YEAH, HE'S INTERESTED.
VERY INTERESTED!
HAVE YOU EVER WORKED IN A DONUT SHOP BEFORE?
NO, I HAVEN'T WORKED ANYWHERE BEFORE--
YES, HE HAS. HE WORKED IN ALL THE DONUT SHOPS.
DONUT CASTLE, DONUT SCHMONUT,
YOU KNOW, ALL THEM.
THAT'S GREAT!
BUT WOULD YOU MIND LETTING HIM ANSWER THE QUESTIONS?
WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA--
WELL, I DO. WELL, FINE.
SO TELL ME WHY YOU THINK YOU'D MAKE A GOOD STALE'S DONUT EMPLOYEE.
WELL, SEE... I LIKE TO EAT DONUTS.
BUT, SEE, I NEVER HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY DONUTS,
SO I FEEL IF I WORK HERE...
I COULD EAT ALL THE DONUTS FOR FREE.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT THE DONUTS WHERE YOU'RE WORKING.
WELL, THAT STINKS.
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE NOT QUITE THE EMPLOYEE WE'RE LOOKING FOR. SORRY.
HO-HO-HOLD ON, MAN!
I'M SORRY.
KEL HAS SKILLS. I MEAN, THE BOY LIVES DONUTS! WATCH THIS!
WHATCHA DOIN'? WHATCHA DOIN'? AW!
WHAT THAT IS?
HEY! OUR DONUTS!
COME HERE, COME HERE.
WATCH THIS.
KEL, FLAVOR?
HONEY GLAZED.
CHOCOLATE SPRINKLE.
MAPLE BAR.
CRULLER!
[SHOUTS] BAGEL!
NO GUESSING.
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
BUT YOU GET THE POINT. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WELL, HE DOES SEEM TO KNOW HIS DONUTS.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GIVE HIM A SHOT.
YOU'VE GOT THE JOB. YOU START TOMORROW.
I'LL JUST TAKE THIS.
HA HA HA HA! THAT'S GREAT.
KEL, YOU GOT THE JOB!
WHOA! I GOT A JOB!
I GOT A JOB.
WHAT IF I CAN'T DO IT?
DON'T WORRY, KEL.
I MEAN, YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.
HEY, LOOK AT ALL THESE JELLY DONUTS. WHOA!
HEY, KEL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
Y'ALL SHOULD PUT PEANUT BUTTER IN THERE WITH THE JELLY,
THEN YOU CAN MAKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY DONUTS.
HA. YEAH, RIGHT.
LIKE, WHO PUTS PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY TOGETHER?
HA! YOU'RE CRAZY.
BUT THE SANDWICH...
WELL, GOOD MORNING!
I SEE THAT YOU'RE ON TIME. THAT'S A VERY NICE START.
WELL, THANK YOU. I LIKE TO BE PUNCTUAL.
THAT'S NICE. BUT WHY ARE YOU HERE?
BECAUSE I'M HIS FRIEND.
YOU KNOW, I'M HERE FOR MORAL SUPPORT AND, UH...
FREE SAMPLES.
KEL HAS TO WORK. I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO LEAVE.
YEAH, BUT I WAS JUST GONNA GRAB...
KENAN, KENAN, YOU CAN'T COME DOWN HERE,
YOU KNOW, HANGING OUT WHILE I'M TRYING TO WORK.
OK? YOU KNOW, IT'S DISTRACTING, INAPPROPRIATE,
AND DOWNRIGHT UNPROFESSIONAL.
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS HANGING OUT AT MY JOB.
BYE-BYE.
I'M SORRY. BYE-BYE.
HOLD ON NOW.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
I'M TAKING SOMETHING. I'LL TAKE THIS. HOW ABOUT THAT?
SO, KEL, ARE YOU READY TO SEE HOW STALE'S DONUTS WORKS?
WELL, OK!
LET'S GO!YEAH.
NOW OVER HERE IS THE BATTER BOWL.
NOW THIS IS WHERE THE DONUT BEGINS ITS JOURNEY TO YOUR STOMACH.
AND RIGHT BELOW THE BOWL IS THE TUBE
WHICH IS RIGHT IN HERE WHICH CARRIES THE BATTER
FROM THE BATTER BOWL-- HA HA HA--TO THE OVEN,
WHICH IS A VERY POWERFUL OVEN,
WHERE THE DONUTS WILL BE PRESSED, SHAPED, AND COOKED!
WHOO!
OK, FOLLOW ME.
KEL! OVER HERE.
OH?
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YA.
I'M COMING. COME ON.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW RIGHT HERE IS THE START BUTTON.
WE CALL IT THE START BUTTON BECAUSE WHEN YOU PUSH IT,
IT STARTS. HA HA HA!
I'M GONNA PUSH IT NOW.
NO, NO. DON'T PUSH IT.
I'M PUSHING.DON'T PUSH IT.
[LOUD NOISE]
AND RIGHT HERE, IS WHERE THE DONUTS
ARE COOKED AND FILLED WITH JELLY.
JELLY? YOU SHOULD PUT PEANUT BUTTER IN WITH THEM.
YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU COULD HAVE
THE GOODNESS OF A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH IN A DONUT.
A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY DONUT.
HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD.
HA HA HA. WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TASTED IT YET?
OF COURSE. IT'S SO SIMPLE.
THIS COULD BE BIG, THIS COULD BE VERY BIG.
I WASN'T THINKING BIG. I THINK YOU MISSED THE POINT.
I THINK IT SHOULD BE A REGULAR SIZE DONUT.
YOU KNOW WHAT, KEL? I THINK YOU'RE ON TO SOMETHING.
HA HA HA HA HA!
[CRUNCH!]
THAT'S MINE. I'M SORRY.
I'M GONNA GO...
GET TO WORK.
SHREDMORE AT THE MOUND.
HE'S ONE PITCH AWAY FROM THE MOST AMAZING VICTORY IN BASEBALL HISTORY.
AND HERE'S THE WIND UP.
AND HERE'S THE PITCH.
[BANG!]
OH! OH, MAN! I WAS TRYING TO HIT THE CEREAL
AND I HIT-- KEL, DID YOU SEE THAT?
OH, STUPID DONUT JOB.
I'LL CALL HIM.
HELLO, KEL. YEAH, YEAH, IT'S KENAN.
I KNOW YOU CAN'T TALK, BUT, UM, LET ME TELL YOU QUICK...
HELLO? HELLO!
[ENTRANCE BELL RINGS]
EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN.
YOU TALKING TO ME? I MEAN, I GUESS YOU MUST BE,
BECAUSE ANY YOUNG MAN THAT MIGHT'VE BEEN AROUND HERE
IS NOW WORKING AT THE STUPID DONUT SHOP.
I SEE. ARE ANY OF THESE ITEMS FOR SALE?
YES. THIS IS A GROCERY STORE!
SELLING ITEMS IS WHAT WE DO!
I SEE. I'LL JUST LOOK AROUND.
GREAT.
YO, KENAN.
HEY! MORT THE JEWELER!
HEY, KENAN THE GROCER. HOW'S YOUR POP?
OH, YOU KNOW, BALD.
HA HA. VERY FUNNY. VERY FUNNY.
HOW YOU DOIN', KID?
I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. CAN'T COMPLAIN.
HEY. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH ME HERE ALL DAY?
OH, NO, SORRY. I GOTTA GO.
HEY, HEY. DO YOU WANT SOME ORANGE SODA?
I REALLY-- I GOTTA GO.
WELL, JUST GET OUT THEN!
I'M GONE.
SAY HI TO MOM AND POP!
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE REST OF 'EM!
GRRRR! STUPID CUSTOMERS!
EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN.
YES, MA'AM?
I THINK YOU DROPPED YOUR APPLE.
SURE ENOUGH.
OH, KENAN.
YOU'VE GOTTA TRY THESE DONUTS FROM STALE'S DONUTS.
THEY'RE AMAZING.
THEY'RE FILLED WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.
PEANUT BUTTER AND JEL--
WHY THAT LITTLE-- THAT'S MY DONUT!
AAHH!
HA HA!
OOH! HI, KEL. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW JOB.
HEY.
YEAH, WE HAD TO COME DOWN HERE AND SEE THIS FOR OURSELVES.
HEY, ROCKWELLS. WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WELL, KEL, NOW THAT YOU'RE WORKING,
WHADDAYA SAY YOU SLIP US A FEW FREE DONUTS?
I DON'T KNOW, MR. ROCKWELL.
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.
ROGER, JUST PAY HIM FOR THE DONUTS, PLEASE.
NOW, CHERYL, I'M SURE KEL DOESN'T MIND GIVING US A COUPLE OF FREE SAMPLES.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
THIS IS WRONG, THIS IS WRONG!
ALL RIGHT, JUST A COUPLE.
WELL, GIVE ME THAT ONE THERE.
THE JELLY, THE JELLY.
JELLY? ALL RIGHT, JELLY.
OK. Y'ALL GO AHEAD.
THANKS, KELLY.
HEY, HEY.
Y'ALL BE GOOD. BE GOOD.
HONEY, LET'S GO.
[BUZZ!]
[ALARM SOUND]
GOOD-BYE!
I'LL SEE YOU ALL TONIGHT AT DINNER!
NOBODY TAKES NOTHIN' FROM THE DONUT SHOP!
THAT'S GOOD WORK, KEL.
YOU KNOW, HIRING YOU MAY BE THE BEST THING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
WELL, YOU MUST BE ONE SAD LITTLE MAN.
I AM.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME.
I JUST WANNA CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR NEW DONUT.
HERE'S $500. YOU'VE EARNED IT.
OH, WOW. $500? THIS JOB IS EASY.
AND I'LL PAY YOU $500 MORE FOR ANY NEW DONUTS YOU COME UP WITH.
WOW. THIS IS COOL!
HEY, KEL. WHAT'S WITH YOU INVENTING THE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY DONUT?
THAT'S MY DONUT. YOU STOLE MY DONUT.
I--I--I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
AW, I FEEL ALL DIRTY!
KENAN, I GOT PAID FOR IT.
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
I DON'T WANT YOUR DIRTY, MEASLY OL' $500.
$500 IN HERE.
I KNOW.
KEL, THAT'S $500, MAN!
THAT'S LIKE $100, BUT--MORE.
I KNOW.
THEN HE TOLD ME THAT HE'D GIVE ME $500 FOR EVERY DONUT I INVENT.
WHAT?
NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO TELL HIM THE TRUTH.
I'M A FRAUD.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA THERE, HASTY.
$500 FOR EVERY NEW DONUT?
UH-HUH.
WELL, KEL, MEET ME BACK HERE TONIGHT WHEN THE STORE CLOSES.
WHY?
WE'RE GONNA INVENT SOME NEW DONUTS.
GONNA BE RICH.
[KA-CHING!]
IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING, MAN.
NOW WHAT DONUTS HAVE WE INVENTED SO FAR?
WELL, WE GOT THE SALT-FILLED DONUT.
TOO SALTY.
WELL, HOW ABOUT THE ORANGE SODA- FILLED DONUT?
A LITTLE TOO SOGGY.
WE GOT THE FISH-FILLED DONUT.
EEUW!
WHY DON'T YOU TASTE THAT ONE?
I AIN'T TASTING THAT ONE.
REMEMBER, I TASTED THE MAYONNAISE-FILLED DONUT?
THAT'S NASTY. I CAN'T TASTE THAT.
MAN. THIS INVENTION STUFF IS HARD.
YEAH. BUT WAIT A MINUTE.
I GOT A DONUT YOU'RE GONNA LOVE.
WAIT A MINUTE. STAY THERE.
WHAT IS THIS?
WELL, I FIGURED IF PEOPLE LIKE REGULAR-SIZED DONUTS,
I'M SURE THEY'LL LIKE A REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BIG DONUT!
KEL, NOBODY COULD POSSIBLY EAT THIS WHOLE THING.
IT'S HUGE!
THIS IS BIGGER THAN A PASTRY OUGHTA BE.
NO, NO, NO. CHECK IT OUT.
SEE, THEY COULD PUT IT AROUND THEIR WAIST
AND EAT IT A LITTLE BIT AT A TIME,
YOU KNOW, WHEN THEY GET HUNGRY.
KEL, THAT'LL NEVER WORK.
YES, IT WILL. LOOK. CHECK IT OUT.
LET ME PUT THIS AROUND YOU.
LOOK AT THAT.
OH, MAN. MY ARMS ARE STUCK.
OH. BAD THINGS ARE HAPPENING.
THIS IS HOW YOU GOTTA DO IT.
ALL YOU GOT TO DO...
KEL, DON'T PUT IT ON YOURSELF.
YOU DON'T WANNA PUT THAT--
OH, I'M STUCK.
NOW WE'RE IN A PREDICAMENT.
GO BACK, GO BACK.
OH, YOU'RE PUSHING ME.
[MACHINE STARTS]
YOU HIT THE SWITCH! TURN IT OFF!
OOH OOH OOH! OH!
I'M COVERED IN DONUTS!
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
WE GOTTA--
WE GOTTA EAT OURSELVES OUT OF THIS!
WHAT THE--
HEY, BOSS.
HEY! KEL'S BOSS--
OR SHOULD I SAY-- FORMER BOSS?
REMEMBER ME? K-K-KENAN?
WE COOKED THE DONUTS--
FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS. OHH!
UH--WHAT TIME SHOULD I BE HERE TOMORROW?