REPORTER: And now the latest from Comet Watch.
Star gazers around San Francisco
are watching the skies tonight for Pyramids Comet.
The comet comes every 100 years and is for the...
What are you doing?!
The comet's coming!
Oh, it'll be back in a hundred years.
But this weekend is '70s Night
and some of us have to rehearse.
And nothing says '70s Night like a disco ball.
Come on, Eddie, give me a hand.
No problem, Mr. B.
Hoo!
He shoots, he scores!
He holds it still.
Whoa, whoa!
Look, look, it's the comet!
Let's go check it out!
(gasps ) Whoa!
KOREY: That's tight!
EDDIE: Dang!
(zapping )
Whoa!
Man.
All right, people, the show's over.
We've got two days to turn this place into funky town.
Come on. Let's go.
Eddie? Hey.
♪ Hello! ♪
Hello.
Dude, are you okay?
Yeah, great.
Let's boogie down.
Come on.
(disco tune playing )
Ready?
Five, six, seven, eight.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh! Uh-uh-uh...
uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Chelse, like the way we rehearsed it, remember?
I'm supposed to say "Uh-huh,"
and you're supposed to say "Oh, yeah."
Oh, yeah.
You see how good that sounds?
Uh-huh.
(whooshing )
(tinkling and whooshing )
Mr. B, watch out!
(grunts )
Oh!
That was close.
Are you okay, Eddie?
Korey, help me clean this up.
Um, Eddie, how did you know
that ball was going to fall?
I don't know, Rae.
It was kind of weird.
It's like I saw it in my head,
and then it just happened.
I think you might have had a vision.
I did?!
I did!
Great, now everybody's psychic but me.
♪Let's go ♪
♪ If you could gaze into the future ♪
♪Future, future ♪
♪ You might think life would be a breeze ♪
♪Life is a breeze ♪
♪ Seeing trouble from a distance ♪
♪ Yeah ♪ Go, Rae.
♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪Oh, no ♪ Take it to the bridge now.
♪ I try to save the situation, then I end up misbehaving ♪
♪ Hey, now, say, now, 'bout to break down ♪
♪ Yeah, come on and ride with the Rae, hey ♪
♪ And if the future looks gray now ♪
♪ Then everything's gonna change now ♪
♪ All right, keep it going ♪
♪That's so Raven ♪
♪ It's the future I can see ♪
♪That's so Raven ♪
♪ It's so mysterious to me... ♪
♪That's so Raven ♪
♪ It's so mysterious to me, yeah ♪
Yep, that's me.
You know what?
I bet it was that comet.
I mean, I was holding that disco ball
and all that energy just zapped right into me.
Now all of a sudden I'm seeing stuff
like I'm getting free cable inside my head.
Great. He's psychic and gets free cable.
You want to rub it in a little bit more?
You guys, come on now.
One vision does not make you psychic.
Besides, what was up
with that goofy face you made?
Oh, yo, you mean...
(whooshing, girls laughing )
My project!
You make a face
and have a vision
like it actually works like that.
Oh!
Hold it. Hold it.
I believe this belongs to you, Katina.
Eddie, thank you.
You totally saved my project.
Well, you can save me
from being alone Saturday night.
Hmm... Call me.
Will do.
Okay, two things, home brah:
One, don't ever use that pickup line
ever again in your natural-born life.
And two:
I cannot believe you can get a vision whenever you want.
I made the face, had a vision, got a date.
It's all good.
Wait, Eddie, you do realize what this means.
Yes.
No.
It means you can't tell anybody.
Right. Why not?
Because if you tell people
you're psychic, Eddie, they'll think you're a freak.
Come on, you guys. You know why
I've been keeping it a secret this long.
All right, all right, I got you, Rae.
You got to keep it on the down-low.
Yeah, keep it way down.
Keep it way down.
Underneath the underneath stuff.
Way down underneath-- All right, I got you. Got you.
Your visions are amazing.
Everybody loves you.
(all agreeing )
Y'all do? Do y'all love me?
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh! Eddie's phone is still busy.
Rae, it's getting late.
We should just start without him.
Okay. Okay.
Don't forget, you're over there, ends right here.
(disco playing )
Okay. Okay.
Five, six, seven eight.
Uh-huh.
Oh, yeah.
And this is where Eddie sings.
Uh-huh.
Oh, yeah!
And Eddie comes in again.
Uh-huh.
Oh, yeah.
This is not working out!
Oh, yeah, not working.
Getting worse! Oh, yeah! Uh-huh!
Chelsea!
Hey, get your little grubby hands out of there.
People got to eat that stuff.
I'm just digging for the prize.
Whoa!
Captain Toasty's official marshmallow inspector.
You're guilty, marshmallows...
of being delicious.
Oh! Oh, no! Uh-uh.
I am taking you off the case, Inspector.
Give me that badge.
Look what I scored at the video store.
Undercover Disco Divas.
To help us get ready for 70's Night.
Yeah.
Lay your eyeballs on this hip, classic flick.
Freeze, suckers!
Dang!
It's the undercover disco divas!
(screeches )
Sho 'nuff, sugar.
I'm Coffee.
And I'm Cream.
And you two jive turkey bank robbers
are stone-cold busted!
We're a couple of bad mama-jamas
and we ain't diggin' the vibe
that you're putting down.
Ain't no foxy mamas gonna stop our groove.
Get 'em!
(screeches )
Oh, man, we got disco down!
That'll teach 'em to mess around with the foxiest fuzz.
Right on, my sister.
This is so cool.
Where has this been all my life?
(others shushing )
Hey, so did you ever hear from Eddie?
No. And I called his house like a zillion times.
I think his mama's starting to get a little attitudinal problem or something.
TINA: Okay, people, people, look.
Eddie here can only tell one future at a time.
Yes.
Okay, me first.
Okay.
(whooshing )
There he goes making that vision face.
What is up with that?
Ooh. Congratulations, girl.
You're getting a B in bio.
Move on over here.
Excuse me now.
(chuckles )
Uh, you going to the prom,
just not with him.
Okay, scootchie.
Hey, what's up, Eddie?
How you doing?
Can I speak to you for a second?
Rae, actually, I'm with my people here, you know?
Oh, what's up, people?
Get your psychic little butt over there.
Rae...
Get it over there.
Now what?
Where were you last night?
Oh, right... the song.
Uh, well, you know, I'm a little busy, you know,
making predictions and stuff.
Eddie, I thought
you weren't going to tell anybody.
What is the big deal, Rae?
I mean, they have questions and I have answers.
Just trying to keep everybody happy,
especially the cute ones.
Ew. Ew.
I'll, uh, see you at lunch, Edward.
Okay.
She's having a vision.
Oh, yeah?
Well, two can play the psychic game, you know?
Oh, great, now there's a game I can't play.
So, how's the future?
Not like I would know or anything.
Eddie, you and Katina,
yeah, man, it's not looking so good.
According to my vision, I'm getting a kiss.
According to mine,
you're getting a kiss-off.
You're just jealous.
Of what?
Of how popular I am, Rae.
Popular?! Eddie!
You actually think those people are your friends?
They're just using you to get your predictions.
Oh, yeah?
Well, here's another prediction.
I'm outta here!
Oh, come on.
I mean, even I could have predicted that.
So, you guys still not talking to Eddie?
No.
Ever since he became psychic, he thinks he's all that.
Oh, come on. Eddie?
He's still the same old humble guy.
(all chanting ): Eddie! Eddie!
Eddie!
I'm king of the world!
Unleash me!
See? Same old humble king of the world.
Eddie, you were right.
I got a B on my bio test.
GIRL: Wow! Good!
Your visions are amazing.
Everybody loves you.
(approving murmurs )
Y'all do?
Do y'all love me? You know what, Rae?
I was thinking.
You know how you never wanted
anyone knowing you were psychic
'cause you thought they'd all think
you were like a freak or something? Yeah.
Well, I don't know. Maybe you should tell 'em.
Look at Eddie. Apparently, people like freaks.
EDDIE: You know what I'm saying? It was all on me.
Who thinks Eddie should have
his own TV show?
I do.
(all agreeing )
EDDIE: Would y'all watch that?
Okay, now that is just ridiculous.
I mean, who would watch a show about a teen psychic?
I know.
Hey, Eddie-- Sonny Curtis.
Remember me?
I went to your school last year.
Sonny?! Hey, what's poppin' with you, man?
Nothing, really. I hear you're pretty good at making predictions.
Yeah, it's a gift.
Word is, you're on a hot streak.
Haven't been wrong yet.
Well, let's try a little experiment, huh?
Take a look at these names.
Anything pop out at you?
Well, let me see what I can whip up, you know?
(chuckles )
(whooshing )
(sighs )
Eh, well, I saw the name "Live Wire."
That mean anything?
Well, we'll find out.
Yo, Sonny, man. This is 20 bones.
Man, if you're as good as you say you are,
there's a lot more where that came from.
Well, all right, Sonny!
(laughs )
He said what?!
Don't worry.
My husband and I are going to have
a serious talk with Corey
about this.
Hold up there, Cool Breeze.
Corey... did you call your teacher a "jive turkey sucker"?
Somebody had to stand up to the man.
Mrs. Applebaum is not The Man.
Corey, how many times did you watch
thatDisco Divas tape your father brought home?
Just a dozen... cousin!
Just because people act a certain way in the movies,
doesn't mean they act that way
in real life. Honey, when you go
to school tomorrow,
you have to apologize
to Mrs. Applebaum.
And the lunch lady, too?!
What did you say toher?
I told her without her hair net,
she looked like one foxy mama!
Eddie!
Hey.
Just like in my vision.
Aw, you're so sweet.
Now, make that cute little face,
and tell me if I'm going to be
captain of the cheerleaders.
You got it, baby.
Let me see what I can do on the face here.
(sniffles )
(whooshing, crackling )
(giggling ): Okay, what's wrong, Eddie?
Uh... uh... nothing, nothing.
Uh...
(sighing ): Let me see...
(groaning )
Is there a problem?
(grunts )
No, I just, uh... got a lot on my mind.
This never happened to me before.
Okay, so you're saying you can't come up with anything?
Woman, I'm trying, if you would stop
putting so much pressure on me.
Well, if you can'ttell me the future, wehave no future.
(snaps fingers )
Whatever.
(pounding house music plays )
(music stops )
What...?
(house music plays )
Well, all right!
(music stops )
Like the way I hooked you up?
Man, Sonny, you did this, man?!
(house music plays )
(music stops )
That's funky, man!
Man, but why?
That horse you picked won.
What horse?
Live Wire.
He won the race, and I won a bundle.
Wait a minute.
I picked a horse for you to bet on?
Man, that's gambling, dawg.
Not when it's a sure thing.
Yeah, yeah. I guess so.
Now I need you to do that thing you do and, uh,
pick me out another winner. Man, I don't know about that...
Man, look. Just make that stupid face,
and tell me who's going to win.
Right.
(rumbling, crackling )
(muttering )
(grunts )
Sonny, I'm getting something.
Yeah.
Mur the Blur.
Mur the Blur?
Mur the Blur.
Interesting.
He's never won a race before.
He's going to pay off big-time.
I'm betting itall on this one.
(quietly ): Yeah.
I guess I am, too.
I don't know, Rae. I still wish Eddie
was doing the song with us tonight.
(clearing throat ): Chelsea, I thought we said
we were not going to talk about him.
You're right. I forgot.
Not a word.
Right.
(voice breaking ): 'Cause you know,
he decided to ditchus.
I mean, he's all popular now.
And all the girls are like, "Ooh, Eddie! You so cute!
"You so psychic, Eddie!
Ooh, Eddie, you got the prettiest little eyes..."
Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae! Calm down!
Come on, now!
Don't wig out.
(cackles )
Get it?
Like, wig-- like, wig out!
(cackles )
(whooshing )
Know what...?
Look, just be easy, okay?
Oh, my goodness, Chelsea!
I just had a vision that Eddie's going to be in trouble.
He's at the Chill Grill. We gotta go and help him!
Hey, what's up, Mr. B.?
Hey, hey, hey!
(chuckles )
Hey, uh, mind if I hang out? You know, watch a little TV?
News, sports, horse race results.
Oh, yeah, sure! Make yourself at home.
You know, '70s Night's about to start in about an hour.
I need to get home and get my boogie clothes on.
Wait, wait, Mr. B. You're not going
to leave me here all alone, are you?
Oh, yeah, sure.
You can stay here. Keep an eye on the place.
That way, I don't have to lock up.
(sighs )
Dang!
Okay... TV... TV...
NEWSCASTER: Here's the latest
from Comet Watch.
Pyramids Comet has left the building.
Good-bye for another hundred years.
And good-bye to all those wacky stories
of people claiming the comet gave them weird powers.
Boy, there's a lot of nuts out there.
NEWSCASTER: In a sports update,
a new record was just set,
as Mur the Blur came in dead last for the 27th time.
(sighs )
Man...
(sighs )
Some race, huh?
Sonny!
I was counting on you, man. What happened?
Well, you know the comet that came through the other day?
Funny thing...
There's nothing funny about me losing my money.
See, 'cause when I lose, you pay.
Yeah, guy, but if we were in an opposite universe,
then I would lose,
andyou would pay!
Okay, that's still not good.
You know what?
Look, just be easy, okay?
Freeze, suckas! Freeze, suckas!
What's goin' on? Who-who are you two?
I'm Coffee.
Yeah, and I'm Cream!
And you are stone-cold
busted.
You're cops?
Yeah! I know these two.
Man, you're in trouble now, Sonny boy.
Sho 'nuff, 'cause we're a couple of bad mama-jamas
who arenot digging the vibe
you been puttingdown.
What does that mean?
It means... if you stop putting the squeeze
on my little soul brother over there,
we're going to forget
this ever happened.
You dig? You dig?
You di...?
Hey, wait a second.
What kind of cops are you?
"Cap'n Toasty's Official Marshmallow Inspector."
Hey, man! It is a tough job, okay?
You ever try handcuffing a marshmallow? It's really hard.
They get really sticky, and then the ring around...
it just gets so... Cream, Cream, Cream, Cream!
Yeah.
I'll handle it. Okay.
We are two foxy mamas
you just don't want to mess with.
♪ Get down ♪ ♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Get down ♪ ♪ Get down ♪
Hey, knock it off!
There's noway
you two are cops.
Are totally.
Enough! You guys are goingdown.
Wait, hold up, man.
Look, I picked the horse, and you bet.
They had nothing to do
with it, Sonny. You're right.
You're going down.
Freeze, sucka!
Put your hands in the air!
♪ And wave 'em like you just don't care ♪
Hey! Hey!
What's going on?!
It's '70s Night, my brother.
Where's your threads?
TONYA: Wait a minute.
Aren't you Gloria and George's little boy?
Sanford!
I'm Sonny now.
Well, Sonny Now, so, what have you been up to?
Oh, I'll tell you, Dad.
A little bit of, little bit of gambling,
threatening Eddie-- little bit of that.
That's none of your business.
Oh, it's going to be
yourmother's business, when I call her.
Oh, come on!
You're not really going to call my mom.
Victor, your phone, please.
Come on, please don't call my mom!
I'll be grounded for a year. Come on.
AndI was afraid of that guy?!
You can run,
but I'm still calling your mother, Sanford.
So, uh... you guys okay?
Yeah, Dad, we're cool, thanks.
Yeah, good looking out, Mr. B.
Hey, you mind giving us a minute?
That is, if these guys are still talking to me.
You got it, Brother Man.
Wait, wait.
Rae, Chelse...
How did you know I was in trouble?
I had a vision.
I mean, I can't get them when I want to,
but when I do, you know, they come in handy, don't they?
Well, mine are gone, and I'm actually pretty glad.
I mean, 'cause this whole psychic thing
is just way more complicated than I thought, you know, Rae?
Well, you know, she tried to tell you.
Eddie, listen, okay? I have been
going through this
my entire life, and I still don't know how they work.
So, we, uh...
still friends?
That depends, man.
I mean...
can you get down and funky?
Oh, sho 'nuff, my sistas!
♪ Take it down! ♪
Freeze, suckas!
It's party time.
Mr. Big's in town, so let's...
♪ Get down! ♪
(disco music plays )
♪ Get down and boogie ♪
♪ Get down tonight ♪
♪ Oh, get down... ♪
♪ Boogie! ♪
(song ends )
(whooping )
Brothas and sistas,
let's give a funky '70s Night welcome
to Eddie "Brotha Man" Thomas and his Foxy Ladies.
(whistling and cheering )
(disco music plays )
♪ Uh-huh! ♪
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
♪ I'm a real funky dude in a crazy disco mood ♪
♪ I'm one bad brotha who dances like their... ♪
♪ Shut yo' mouth! ♪ ♪ Shut yo' mouth! ♪
♪ Ain't gonna take no jive, 'cause I'm feelin' so alive ♪
♪ Huh, let's work it down, and shake it all around ♪
♪ He's a disco dude in a crazy, funky mood ♪
♪ He's looking so hot that he just can't stop... ♪