当你无法表达时，你会说什么 What do you say when there are no words
感觉它 Feel it
感受一首从未听过的歌 Feel a song that's never been heard
唱它 Sing it
你怎么知道你听到了电话 How do you know when you hear the call
回答 Answer
当你完成了这一切，你会做什么 What do you do when you've done it all
球 Ball
炮弹发射炮弹 THE CANNONBALL RUN Cannonball
重要的不是你做了什么，而是你怎么做 It's not what you do it's how you do it
做你想做的任何事 Be anything you want to be
重要的不是你得到了什么而是你如何使用它 It's not what you got it's how you use it
你就是你，我就是我 You be you and I'll be me
这只是风格问题 It's just a matter of style
你不能假装 You can't fake it
一英里又一英里，感觉自由 Mile after mile, feeling free
如果你有灵魂 If you've got the soul
你可以做到的 You can make it
让他们出去，让他们滚 Move 'em out, let 'em roll
从大海到灿烂的大海 From sea to shining sea
球 Ball
炮弹 Cannonball
当有山的时候你会做什么 What do you do when the mountain is there
移动它 Move it
你如何应对挑战 How do you answer the challenging dare
把它 Take it
当你背靠着墙的时候 When your back's against the wall
感觉它 Feel it
当你完成了这一切，你会做什么 What do you do when you've done it all
炮弹 Cannonball
重要的不是你做了什么，而是你怎么做 It's not what you do it's how you do it
做你想做的任何事 Be anything you want to be
你拥有什么并不重要，重要的是你如何使用它 It's not what you've got it's how you use it
你就是你，我就是我 You be you and I'll be me
这只是风格问题 It's just a matter of style
你不能一英里一英里地假装，感觉自由 You can't fake it Mile after mile, feeling free
如果你有灵魂 If you've got the soul
你可以做到的 You can make it
让他们出去，让他们滚 Move 'em out Let 'em roll
从大海到灿烂的大海 From sea to shining sea
球 Ball
总部，我们仍然在追求黑色的兰博基尼。 Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini.
42号车，你被追了两个小时了。 Car 42, you've been in pursuit for two hours.
再过五分钟，你就到了亚利桑那州。 Another five minutes, and you'll be in Arizona.
是的，我们会一直追踪直到抓到他。 Yeah, and we're gonna stay in pursuit until we catch him.
我们没花多长时间就抓住了迪林格。 It didn't take us that long to catch Dillinger.
嗨,伙计们。 Hi, guys.
-你迟到了两个小时。——我很抱歉。 - You're two hours late. - I'm sorry.
你到底去哪了? Where the hell you been?
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
燃油喷射系统……我快疯了。 Fuel-injection system... It's driving me crazy.
很抱歉我迟到了，我的一只仓鼠焦虑发作了。 I'm really sorry I'm late, but one of my hamsters had an anxiety attack.
在他安顿下来之前，我不能离开他。 I couldn't leave him until he was settled down.
他的行为太疯狂了。他吃了一块尾巴。 He was acting so crazy. He ate a piece of tail.
亨丽埃塔甚至没有打扰他。 And Henrietta wasn't even bothering him.
然后他吃了他的跑步机。 Then he ate his treadmill.
他们为此请了兽医。我们还有其他事情要担心。 They got vets for that. We got other things to worry about.
仓鼠是一个很大的责任。 Hamsters are a big responsibility.
让我在脑海里给你描绘一幅画面，好吗，维克多? Let me paint you a mental picture, all right, Victor?
我希望你把仓鼠当成一支小军队… I want you to think of your hamsters as a little army...
在跑步机上行进… marching along on a treadmill...
跑着它们的小腿，尽可能快地跑着…… running their little legs off, running as fast as they can...
让引擎在路上轰鸣。 making that engine just purr right along the road.
哦,j。这是多么美妙的表达方式啊。 Oh,j.j. What a wonderful way to put it.
如果我们能和他们一起分享胜利的喜悦不是很好吗? Wouldn't it be great if we could share winning the Cannonball with them?
那将是一个真正的团队努力……你，我，仓鼠和他。 That would be a real team effort... you, me, the hamsters and him.
别跟他说话。我不想谈他。 Don't start with him. I don't want to talk about him.
-如果你需要帮助…-我不想谈他 - If you need any help... - I don't want to talk about him.
-詹姆斯爵士!-天啊。你再一次? - Sir james! - Oh, my God. You again?
芬德鲍姆，帮个忙。 Fenderbaum, do me a favor.
你要画苍蝇。滚出去。 You're drawing flies. Get the hell out of here.
等一下，希腊人。我唯一想知道的是…… Wait a minute, Greek. Only thing I want to know is...
你是怎么算出这枚炮弹弹的概率的? how are you figuring the odds on this Cannonball cockamamie?
这需要聪明才智和多年的努力工作…… It takes brilliance and years of hard work...
你不会理解其中的任何一部分。 and you wouldn't understand any part of that.
帮我个忙。比赛就是比赛，对吧? Do me a favor. A race is a race, right?
在炮弹里你唯一要做的就是保持驾驶平稳… The only thing you gotta do in the Cannonball is drive steady...
别惹麻烦，找个好的掩护。 stay out of trouble and have a good cover.
3000英里平均每小时85英里 3,000 miles averaging 85 miles an hour.
你知道那是什么吗? Do you know what that is?
你想谈谈还是打赌? You want to talk or do you want to bet?
涡轮增压防雷达漆。 Anti- radar paint, turbocharged,j.j.
现在没人能阻止我们了。没有人。 Nobody can stop us now. Nobody.
你是什么，疯子吗?你以为你是谁? What are you, some kind of nut? Who do you think you are?
我是混乱队长。 I am Captain Chaos.
这……这是我忠实的伙伴，卡托。 And this... This is my faithful companion, Cato.
说你好,卡托。 Say hello, Cato.
当警察很久了? Been a cop long?
有趣!你想谈谈还是打赌? Funny! You wanna talk or you wanna bet?
-你有50比1。-你知道你得到了什么吗? - You got 50 to 1. - And you know what you got?
你打了个赌。 You got yourself a bet.
20个大的。 Twenty big large ones.
那是一百万美元。 That's a million dollars.
如果你赢了。 If you win.
我不知道你是否认识我的搭档。杰米，你还记得希腊人吉米吗? I don't know if you know my partner. Jamie, you remember jimmy the Greek.
杰米·布莱克。 Jamie Blake.
你以前开过一级方程式赛车… You used to drive that Formula One...
那时高扣鞋很流行。 when high- button shoes were in style.
让我告诉你，希腊人。 Let me tell you something, Greek.
我们有秘密武器。 We got a secret weapon.
-上帝是我们的副驾驶。-你需要他 - God is our copilot. - You'll need him.
"上帝是我们的副驾驶"? "God is our copilot"?
-还记得我们的车吗?-是的。 - Remember our car? - Yeah.
——两个席位?——两个席位。 - Two seats? - Two seats.
他要坐在哪里?在哪里? Where's he gonna sit? Where?
听我说，El Porko。 Listen to me, El Porko.
我们不是在印第安纳波利斯500。我们不能开有数字的车。 We're not in the Indianapolis 500. We can't have a car with numbers on it.
我们得想办法把车伪装一下。——就像什么,j。 - We have to camouflage the car somehow. - Like what,j.j.?
有外交车牌的豪华轿车怎么样? How about a limousine with diplomatic plates?
我知道。一个巡回采血车。 I know. A bloodmobile.
他们永远也阻止不了血车，对吧? They'd never stop a bloodmobile, would they?
冰淇淋卡车!冰淇淋车! Ice cream truck! An ice cream truck!
你知道的。他们得在它融化之前赶到那里。 You know. They got to get there before it melts.
棒极了。 Terrific.
-我们没有啤酒了，维克多。——对不起。 - We're out of beer, Victor. - Sorry.
放轻松!自从发生了这个炮弹事件后，你就疯了! Take it easy! You're acting crazy since this Cannonball thing!
我要把车停在这里，喝点啤酒，好吗? I'm gonna pull in here and get some beer, all right?
装甲运兵车怎么样?他们不会阻止的，对吧? How about an armored personnel carrier? They wouldn't stop that, would they?
嘿，不用麻烦停车了。我马上出去。 Hey, don't bother to park. I'll be right out.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我们可以买辆黑色的Trans Am。不，那已经完成了。 We could get a black Trans Am. No, that's been done.
你好,妈妈。我相信你今天过得很愉快。 Hello, Mother. I trust you've had a pleasant day.
一场噩梦。生活的噩梦。 A nightmare. A living nightmare.
你要弄死我了，西摩…… You are killing me, Seymour...
用这愚蠢的间谍生意慢慢地杀死我。 killing me a slow death with this idiot spy business.
-妈妈，你不明白。-有什么需要理解的? - Mother, you don't understand. - What is there to understand?
我看着我的儿子，小西摩·戈德法布…… I'm looking at my son, Seymour Goldfarb,jr...
西摩·戈德法布的儿子，愿上帝安息他的灵魂…… son of Seymour Goldfarb, God rest his soul...
是戈德法布家族的继承人 and heir to the Goldfarb Girdles fortune.
他在做什么? And what is he doing?
走动,表演…… Walking around, acting...
好像他是一个叫罗杰·摩尔的电影明星。 like he was some goy movie star named Roger Moore.
为了这个，我送你去最好的学校? And for this I sent you to the best schools?
为了这个，我要花8000英镑在牙齿矫正手术上? For this I'm spending 8,000 on orthodontia work?
就为了这个，我要破产付钱给贝弗利山的分析师? For this I'm going broke paying that Beverly Hills analyst?
而现在…… And now...
这一点。 this.
今天早上在你枕头下发现的。 The sleep-in maid found it under your pillow this morning.
这是什么意思? What is the meaning of this?
这意味着，亲爱的妈妈，很快就会死去。 The meaning, Mother dear, is a quick death.
我警告过你不要干涉我的事。 I warned you not to interfere in my affairs.
西摩，把那个放一边。它很容易爆炸。 Seymour, put that away. It's liable to go off.
我非常抱歉，妈妈…… I'm terribly sorry, Mother...
但你知道的太多了。 but you know too much.
你看，在我的生意中… You see, in my business...
即使是最深厚的家庭关系也一文不值。 even the deepest family relationships aren't worth a farthing.
分钱,schmarthing。 Farthing, schmarthing.
Zie gezunt,妈妈。 Zie gezunt, Mama.
我哪里做错了? Where did I go wrong?
你知道吗，妈妈?你太犹太人。 You know something, Mama? You're too jewish.
当然，我们总是可以选择漂亮、朴素的——简·雪弗兰…… Of course, we could always go with a nice, plain- jane Chevy...
用一卡车的响尾蛇导弹。 with a truckload of Sidewinder missiles.
J. J.，也许你应该慢一点。 J. J., maybe you should slow this down just a little bit.
-我听不见。-我说你在制造事端。 - I can't hear you. - I said, you're making waves.
-你在打扰人们。-怎么会走得这么快… - You're bothering the people. - What the hell does going too fast...
跟在炮弹里有关吗? got to do with being in the Cannonball?
J. J.，你正在制造很大的轰动。 J. J., you're making very big waves.
你怎么样? How are ya?
你们很幸运。你把那艘船弄坏了。 You guys are lucky. You tore the heck out of that boat.
-你还好吧，维克多?-我很好，j.j. - You all right, Victor? - Oh, I'm fine,j.j.
只有当我指的时候才会疼。 It only hurts when I point.
你知道，也许这样会更好… You know, maybe it would've been better...
如果你不太注意那些女孩的话。 if you didn't pay so much attention to those girls.
没有人是完美的。——这是真的。 - Nobody's perfect. - That's true.
没有人是完美的… Nobody's perfect...
但他。 but him.
对不起。 Sorry.
到医院有多远? How far is it to the hospital?
-大约十英里。-哦,是吗? - About ten miles. - Oh, yeah?
到那儿要多长时间? How long will it take us to get there?
大约四五分钟。 About four or five minutes.
在这个东西里，你可以像开枪一样在车流中抽烟。 You can smoke through traffic like shot through a gun in this thing.
骆驼。 Camel.
不是骆驼，笨蛋。温斯顿。 Not the Camel, schmuck. Winston.
从明天开始，你和乔治和我一起坐汽车。 Starting tomorrow, you and George will be riding in the car with me.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
你开车怎么样了，兄弟? How goes your driving, my brother?
赞美真主，亲爱的妹妹。 Allah be praised, dear sister.
我的速度只能与天上的闪电相比。 My speed is rivaled only by the lightning bolts from the heavens.
我猜你还打算参加比赛…… And I suppose you still intend to go through that race...
异教徒的美国人。 with the infidel Americans.
炮弹将下降…… Cannonball will fall...
向伊斯兰的力量致敬! to the forces of Islam!
我亲爱的妹妹，我保证! My dear sister, I pledge it!
喝!喝! Drink! Drink!
-车会在那儿的，对吗?-是的，康普顿先生。 - The car will be there, correct? - Yes, Mr. Compton.
别忘了取消星期一的董事会。 Don't forget to cancel the board meeting on Monday.
我要在西班牙的城堡里呆一个星期。 I'm going to spend a week in Spain at the castle.
-是的，康普顿先生。-我想让你找一个老朋友… - Yes, Mr. Compton. - I want you to find an old friend...
沙基·芬奇先生。 a Mr. Shakey Finch.
他是这个国家最好的长途摩托车骑手。 He is the finest long- distance motorcycle rider in this nation.
-明白了吗?-是的，康普顿先生。 - You got it? - Yes, Mr. Compton.
康普顿先生，董事会请我再次表示他们的关切。 Mr. Compton, the board has asked me to express their concern one more time.
——请重新考虑。-不可能，亚瑟。 - Please reconsider. - Not possible, Arthur.
董事会必须允许我放纵一下…… The board will have to permit me this one indulgence...
我的自我。 to my ego.
我必须要自由 I've gotta be free
我必须做我自己 I've gotta be me
生活 To live
要自由 Got to be free
-天啊，他真了不起!-你在开玩笑吧? - Boy, ain't he something? - Are you kidding?
这是自那个笨蛋之后我见过的最蠢的事了…… That is the dumbest thing I've seen since that dimwit...
试图跳过大峡谷。 tried to jump the Grand Canyon.
他还在追我们。 He's still on our ass.
我不认为……我不认为…… I don't think... I don't think...
我也不认为他是兄弟。 I don't think he's a brother either.
别担心，孩子。我要在汽车旅馆把他弄丢了。 Don't you worry, son. I'm gonna lose him up here at the motel.
嘿,我记得。有一个地方…… Hey, I remember. There's a spot...
后面有个地方…… There's a spot right in back...
这是一个完美的藏身之地。 and it's a perfect spot to hide.
好吧。很棒,很棒。 All right. Wonderful, wonderful.
,把…把…——离开。 - Take... Take... - Left.
哦,地狱。向左转。 Oh, hell. Take a left.
我什么都看不见，你看得到吗? I can't see shit, can you?
没问题,儿子。没有问题。 No problem, son. No problem.
那是什么? What was that?
这是……这是……这是…… That's... That's... That's...
完美的。 perfect.
这总比躲起来好…… That's better than hiding...
-这总比藏在背后好——我知道。 - That's better than hiding it out back. - I know.
但我们现在唯一的问题是 But the only problem we got now...
我们得去重新播放。 is we have to go and retune it.
好吧?我们先去喝杯啤酒吧。 All right? Let's go get a beer first.
是啊，我们去…让我们……啤酒。 Yeah, let's go get... Let's... Beer.
我要感谢Westport的Mona Carson… I'd like to thank Mona Carson of Westport...
为了那个美妙的大麻三明治组合… for that wonderful combination of hemp sandwiches...
还有木片清汤。 and wood chip consomme.
现在，你们都在等待的时刻。 And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
这是一个转折点… This is a titty turn...
出席会议的人很多。 terrific turnout for the meeting.
——是的,棒极了。-他领导了这场运动… - Yes, terrific. - He led the campaign...
禁止在用电高峰时段使用电动牙刷。 to ban the use of electric toothbrushes during peak load hours.
我想你…… I suppose you...
来听我讲话。 came here to hear me speak.
不,不是真的。我喜欢树。 No, not really. I'm into trees.
树。 Trees.
大自然的朋友爱树，你知道…… Friends of Nature love trees, you know...
所以我来参加会议。 so I come to the meetings.
这是非常有趣的。 That's very interesting.
我爱任何爱树的人。 I love anybody who loves trees.
它们恰好是我的一大爱好。 They happen to be a great passion of mine.
你知道我最喜欢树的什么吗? You know what I like best about trees?
——不,什么?-你可以躺在它们下面… - No, what? - That you can lie under them...
在一个微风轻拂的月明之夜…… on a moonlit night with the breeze blowing...
把你的脑袋踢开。 ball your brains out.
阿瑟·j·福依特先生。 Mr. Arthur j. Foyt.
Foyt先生。 Mr. Foyt.
给那吸盘果汁。 Give that sucker some juice.
唯一隐藏它的东西…隐藏……把它藏在水池里… The only thing hiding it... hiding it... hiding it in the pool...
做得很漂亮。 did was make it pretty.
它根本不值钱。这是湿的! It ain't running worth a shit. And it's wet!
我知道。再敲一次，好吗? I know that. Just hit it one more time, all right?
抓住它!抓住它!我知道怎么了。 Hold it! Hold it! I know what's wrong.
一分钟也不要想…… Don't think for a minute...
我们在华盛顿… that we in Washington...
不欣赏你母亲的游行… don't appreciate your Mothers' March...
禁止销售彩色卫生纸… to ban the sale of colored toilet paper...
为了帮助减少刺激… to help reduce irritation...
直肠。 of the rectum.
但是今天…… But today...
我想直接说一下…… I want to direct my remarks...
一个老…… to an old...
和熟悉的敌人…… and familiar enemy...
汽车。 the automobile.
一次。让我听听。 One more time. Let me hear it.
这让我想起了一首诗…… It reminds me of a poem...
我写的。 I wrote.
“汽车，汽车……” "The automobile, the automobile..."
你还好吗? Are you all right?
他们这次找错人了! They picked on the wrong one this time!
我保证他们会为此付出代价的… I guarantee they're gonna pay for this...
因为当事情变得艰难时，坚强的人开始行动。 because when the going gets tough, the tough get going.
她现在跑得很好，伙计。 She's running good now, buddy.
我仍然认为我们应该把它油漆一下。 I still think we ought to paint it.
如果我们要画它，我们继续把它做成Midasize，好吗? If we're gonna paint it, let's go ahead and Midasize it, all right?
汽车旅馆。 There's the motel.
炮弹制造者把停车场都堵上了。 The Cannonballers have the parking lot all jammed up.
伙计，我受不了这样的交通。 Man, I can't handle this traffic.
拿着你的午餐桶。这可能会有点奇怪。 Hold on to your lunch pail. This may get a little weird.
等一下。 Wait a minute.
慢下来! Slow down!
你是那个跑跳蚤包的人? You the one running this flea bag?
-妓女在哪里?——什么? - Where are the hookers? - What?
妓女,男人。妓女在哪里? Hookers, man. Where are the hookers?
原谅我。 Excuse me.
-你好，疯狗。——嘿,j。 - Hello, Mad Dog. - Hey,j.j.
你可能没有意识到，停车场就在外面。 You probably didn't realize this, but the parking lot's outside.
是的,我知道。刹车走了出去。 Yeah, I know. Brakes went out.
-你以为你是总统?——嗯… - You think you're the president? - Well...
让我把一件事说清楚。 let me make one thing perfectly clear.
我们对此感到很糟糕。如果他们开不起玩笑…… We feel terrible about it. And if they can't take a joke...
谢天谢地。我们刚刚发生了一起可怕的事故。 Thank goodness. We just had a terrible accident.
我们愿意帮助你，但现在下班了。 We'd like to help you, but we're off duty.
这个人看起来很糟糕。也许他死了。 This man looks bad. Maybe he's dead.
那你应该打电话给验尸官J. J.他看起来不太好。 Then you should call the coroner. J. J., he don't look too good.
-我想他刚按铃。-你就不能做点什么吗? - I think he just had his bell rung. - Can't you do something?
你是专业人士。 You're professionals.
今天是我们的休息日。 This is our day off.
你们能做点什么吗?这个人的生命危在旦夕。 Will you guys do something? This man's life is hanging by a thread.
你必须是科学的。它会上升到鼻孔，影响鼻窦。 You have to be scientific. It could go up the nostrils, affect the sinuses.
这是真的。 That's true.
在那里。别为帐单操心。 There. Don't bother about the bill.
给他灌肠… Just give him a couple of enemas...
早上给我打电话。 and call me in the morning.
-嗨。进展得怎样?——完美。 - Hi. How's it going? - Perfect.
我们要两张单人房。j.j.麦克卢尔，Victor Prinzim。 We'd like two singles. J.j. McClure, Victor Prinzim.
我去酒吧。 I'll be in the bar.
我总是喜欢手术后马上喝上几杯。 I always like a couple drinks right after surgery.
我不知道那个家伙为什么把他的卡车停在大厅里。 I wonder why that guy parked his truck in the lobby.
只有在美国。给我12间套房。 Only in America. Get me 12 suites.
-更好的是，整个楼层。——是的,先生。 - Better yet, the entire floor. - Yes, sir.
太多的蒸粗麦粉。 Too much couscous.
我肯定会让我的手…… I would sure as H like to get my hands...
那些开卡车的地狱天使。 on those Hell's Angels who were driving that truck.
但你知道，这可能只是… But you know, it's probably just as well...
因为当我发脾气的时候，我就像一头凶猛的公牛。 because I am a wild bull when I lose my temper.
我喜欢野生公牛。 I love wild bulls.
真有趣，你应该……哦,我的上帝。这是他们。 It's really funny that you should... Oh, my God. It's them.
——“他们”是谁?-那些地狱天使。 - "Them" who? - Those Hell's Angels.
他们可能是恐怖组织的一部分。 They could be part of a terrorist group.
我不知道。 I don't know.
这地方人满为患…… This place is filling up...
和几个真正的流氓在一起。 with some real hoodlums.
你看到后面有什么奇怪的东西吗? Do you see anything weird back there?
我会查出来的。 I'm gonna find out.
我不明白为什么你找医生这么难。 I don't understand why it's so difficult for you to find a doctor.
这非常非常难。找一个像那样离开的医生可不容易。 It's very, very hard. It's not easy finding a doctor to take off like that.
-盖伊医生连家都不出门-你不明白。 - Dr. Gay doesn't even leave his house. - You don't understand.
如果你想赢，你要开救护车，你需要一个医生。 If you're going to win and you're driving an ambulance, you need a doctor.
-盖伊博士是做什么的?-他是我的心理医生 - What does Dr. Gay do? - He's my shrink.
-他昨天被判刑了。——为什么? - He was committed yesterday. - Why?
他在吸香蕉。 He was smoking bananas.
当他和他说话的时候，他变得很沮丧。 He gets very upset when he talks to him.
我也一样。 So do I.
对不起。我不想在饮料里放水果。 Sorry. I don't want fruit in my drink.
祝贺你。 Congratulations.
这是给你。祝你好运。 Here's to you. Good luck.
你愚蠢的拉屎。 You dumb shits.
他们没有机会。 They haven't got a chance.
你知道吗? You know what?
我想我要打电话给希腊人，再给我们1万美元。 I think I'm gonna call the Greek and put another 10,000 on us.
那两个呢? What about those two?
也许其中一个美女就是我们的病人。 Maybe one of those beauties could be our patient.
两个都可以。 Both of them could be.
我可以对那些病人很有耐心。 I could be very patient with those patients.
他们非常舔……非常可爱的。 They're very lick... very likeable.
告诉你什么。我们去那边和他们谈谈吧。 Tell you what. Let's go over there and talk to them.
——好的。-由我来说话。 - Okay. - I'll do all the talking.
你只要想想医生就行了。 You just think about the doctor.
-晚上好，女士们。- - - - - -你好。 - Good evening, ladies. - Hello.
我是j.j.麦克卢尔，这是我的行政助理Victor Prinzim。 My name is j.j. McClure, and this is Victor Prinzim, my executive assistant.
-嗨。-我来谈谈维克多 - Hi. - I'll do the talking, Victor.
恐怖分子，我的小屁股。 Terrorists, my dimpled ass.
这些人让恐怖分子看起来像慈善姐妹。 These people make terrorists look like the Sisters of Charity.
这些家伙是炮弹发射手。 These guys are Cannonballers.
那是什么，保龄球队? What is that, a bowling team?
你可能知道，我们是最受欢迎的赢家… As you probably know, we're the favorites to win the Cannonball...
我想知道你们中的一个或者两个… and I was wondering if one of you or both of you...
可能会想坐上获胜的车。 might like to ride in the winning vehicle.
那将是非常令人兴奋的。 That would be very exciting.
令人兴奋的。 Exciting.
但我们自己也是炮弹制造者，谢谢。 But we're Cannonballers ourselves, thank you.
他们Cannonballers。 They're Cannonballers.
至于获胜的车… As for the winning vehicle...
我们只好等着瞧了。 we'll just have to wait and see.
你还没看到我们的设备。 You haven't seen our equipment.
设备吗? Equipment?
别告诉我你的名字。 Don't tell me your name.
让我猜一猜。 Let me guess.
我就叫你美人好吗? I'll just call you Beauty, okay?
这很好。 That's nice.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
坐下来。 Sit down.
你是排球运动员吗? Are you one of those volleyballers?
Cannonballers。不。 Cannonballers. No.
你为什么穿成那样? Why are you dressed like that?
人道主义的原因。 Humanitarian reasons.
我是一个富有的慈善家。 I'm a wealthy philanthropist.
我和我的伴侣坐在救护车里… Me and my partner ride around in an ambulance...
寻找事故，试图帮助人们。 Looking for accidents, trying to help people.
我不认为我们来到这个世界上是为了伤害别人。 I don't think we were put on this earth to hurt people.
我想我们来到这个地球上是为了…… I think we were put on this earth to...
帮助别人。 help people.
——这是美丽的。——谢谢。 - That's beautiful. - Thank you.
你一定是个敏感的人。 You must be a sensitive person.
我试着去做。 I try to be.
我打赌你是罗德·麦克库恩的粉丝。 I bet you're a fan of Rod McKuen.
我每天晚上都听他说话。 I listen to him every night.
我喜欢树。你听说过乔伊斯·基尔默吗? I'm into trees. Have you ever heard of joyce Kilmer?
她写了一首关于一棵树的很棒的诗。 She wrote a terrific poem about a tree.
他。 He.
谁? Who?
——他。-他是女的? - He. - He's a she?
她是一个他。 She's a he.
他写了一首关于树的很棒的诗。 Well, he wrote a really terrific poem about a tree.
你知道我最喜欢树的什么吗?——不,什么? - You know what I like best about trees? - No, what?
你可以在月光下躺在它们下面… That you can lie under them on a moonlit night...
树叶在树上轻轻飘动…… the leaves gently blowing in the trees...
对不起。 Sorry.
没关系。你刚才说什么树? It's all right. What were you saying about trees?
我刚才说，我最喜欢树的地方是…… I was saying, what I like best about trees...
就是，在月夜你可以躺在它们下面… is that, on a moonlit night you can lie under them...
随着树叶轻轻地吹着…… with the leaves gently blowing...
嘿,j。J，你绝对不会相信他刚刚发生了什么。。 Hey,j. J., you'll never believe what just happened to him.
-我不想谈这个-他度过了最愉快的时光… - I don't want to talk about it. - He had the most wonderful time...
我不想谈他。维克多,美丽。美,维克多。 I don't want to talk about him. Victor, Beauty. Beauty, Victor.
——你好,维克多。-你真的是。 - Hello, Victor. - You really are.
-你想听听医生的事吗?-他在跟我说医生的事 - Do you want to hear about the doc? - He's telling me about the doctor.
-是关于医生的。-这真的很重要。 - Oh, it's about the doctor. - It's really important.
-救护车需要医生——它会。 - We need a doc for the ambulance. - It'll keep.
我不打扰你们俩了。 I'll leave you two alone.
-听着，我觉得你应该听听…——它会保持! - But listen, I think you should hear... - It'll keep!
-这真的很重要。-我想和她谈谈。 - It's really important. - I want to talk to her.
谁? Who?
现在你想听听医生的事吗? Now do you want to hear about the doc?
——不!——它会。 - No! - It'll keep.
嘿，布拉德，老朋友!你怎么样了? Hey, Brad, old buddy! How the hell are you?
天啊，是你。你好,机器人沙基! My God, it is you. Hello, Shakey!
夏奇，要接近你有点困难。 Shakey, it's kind of tough to get close to you.
上次我见到你的时候，你比以前苗条多了。 Last time I saw you, you were a bit more svelte.
好吧，我能告诉你什么?披萨生意不景气的时候… Yeah, well, what can I tell you? In the pizza business, when it's slow...
你倾向于吃掉存货。 you tend to eat the inventory.
但这对炮弹来说不是好事。你知道的。 But that's not good for the Cannonball. You know that.
你不需要摩托车。你需要超级警长。 You don't need a motorcycle. You need the Super Chief.
即使有额外的吨位，我仍然是最好的。 Even with the extra tonnage, I'm still the best there is.
是吗?好吧，我告诉你吧。 Yeah? Well, I'll tell you what.
我的节流阀卡住了。你为什么不把它修好呢? I got a throttle that's been sticking. Why don't you fix that?
老板，这是最大的一招… Boss, this is the biggest coup...
安全执法组的历史 in the history of the safety enforcement unit.
我们要把这个炮弹炸开… We're gonna blow this Cannonball thing wide open...
然后我们会向国会提出一个真正的预算… and then we're gonna hit congress for a real budget...
这将使我们能够采取一些真正的强硬措施。 that will allow us to play some real hardball.
我是说，这是我们的三里岛… I mean, this is our Three Mile Island...
和拉夫运河结合在一起。 and Love Canal combined.
——怎么了?-看那些小鸡。 - What's wrong? - Look at the chicks.
-什么事?-看那些小鸡! - What is it? - Look at the chicks!
如果我们是卫理公会教徒…… If we were Methodists...
我们要是能在这里做爱就好了。 what a shot we could have had of getting laid right here.
听着，我想上去。我什么都不想错过。 Listen, I want to get up there. I don't want to miss a thing.
好吧。那就这样吧。就像新的一样。给她一个尝试。 All right. There you go. Just as good as new. Give her a try.
——这是吗?——就是这样。 - That's it? - That's it.
好吧。 All right.
我们将会看到。 We'll see.
嘿，我不认为是油门的问题。我想是离合器的问题! Hey, I don't think it's the throttle. I think it's the clutch!
再见。 Good-bye.
当心!嘿,小心! Look out! Hey, watch out!
小心! Watch out!
穿过! Coming through!
那到底是怎么回事? What in the hell was that?
那必须是国家安全委员会的介入。 That must be the entry of the National Safety Council.
美好的一天。 Good day.
我来这里参加你们到加利福尼亚的短途旅行。 I am here to participate in your little jaunt to California.
嗯,当然。请在这里签名。 Well, of course. If you would sign in here, please.
不要动,皮蒂。说奶酪。 Hold still, Petey. Say cheese.
我意识到一个大名人的新奇之处…… I realize the novelty of a major celebrity...
参加你的小比赛… entering your little race...
但请抵制这种诱惑，将媒体报道控制在最低限度。 but kindly resist the temptation and keep the media coverage to a minimum.
——谢谢。-你能快点吗? - Thank you. - Will you hurry the hell up?
快点! Hurry up!
人不能活在…在面包上。 Man does not live on... on bread alone.
我担心的是，我们有足够的冰来放这些啤酒吗? What concerns me is, do we have enough ice for all this beer?
很多。 Plenty.
是啊，那食物呢，孩子。你带足够的食物了吗? Yeah, well, how about food, son. Did you bring enough food?
很多。 Plenty.
你能认真点吗?把剩下的啤酒给我。 Will you get serious? Give me the rest of that beer.
对不起，好姐妹们，如果你们愿意的话。 Excuse me, good sisters, if you will.
爸爸，我们还有一场比赛要跑，但我们要晚了一点。 Father, we do have a race to run, and we're running a little late.
你能来吗?好姐妹们，请原谅他好吗? So will you come on? Will you excuse him, good sisters?
——再见——再见。-别跑了，就在今晚 - Bye- bye. - Don't run off. Tonight's the night.
欢迎大家…… I'd like to welcome you all...
参加一个有时被称为汽车对应的活动… to an event that's sometimes been called the automotive counterpart...
去猪湾。 to the Bay of Pigs.
你们当然是最杰出的一群人… You all are certainly the most distinguished group...
高速公路违法者和退化… of highway scofflaws and degenerates...
曾经聚集在一个地方 ever gathered together in one place.
我们会玩得很开心的。 We're gonna have fun.
当然，你知道有些怀疑论者注意到也许有一万… Of course you know certain skeptics note that perhaps 10,000...
全国最优秀的公路巡警… of the nation's most elite highway patrolmen...
在我们开始的时候，他们还在等着我们，但让我们往积极的方面想。 are out there waiting for us after we start, but let's think positively.
想想看，50个州中没有一个…… Think of the fact that there is not one state in the 50...
超速会被判死刑。 that has the death penalty for speeding.
虽然我对俄亥俄州不太确定。 Although I'm not sure about Ohio.
每个人都会得到一张这样的卡片。 Everybody is gonna get a card like this.
你离开的时候，要在这个时间在这里打卡。 When you leave, you're gonna punch out here at this time clock.
离这儿三千英里远…… Three thousand miles away from here...
是另一个时钟，就像在波托菲诺旅馆。 is another time clock just like that at the Portofino Inn.
这两次的区别是你在这个国家的时间。 The difference between the two times is your time across the country.
世界纪录是32小时51分。 The record stands at 32 hours and 51 minutes.
信不信由你，那些家伙确实打破了每小时55英里的速度限制。 Believe it or not, those guys did break the 55 mile an hour speed limit.
让我们把第一辆车开上来。我们要开始行动了。 Let's get that first car up here. We're gonna get this thing underway.
走吧! Go!
——我知道。——好的。医生在哪里? - I know. - All right. Where's the doctor?
-我都准备好了-医生在哪里? - I got everything else. - Where's the doctor?
-我有60加仑汽油…-你能读懂我的嘴唇吗? - I got 60 gallons of gas... - Can you read my lips?
医生在哪里?-辅助坦克… - Where is the doctor? - The auxiliary tanks...
该死，我给了你一个责任…去找医生。 Goddamn it, I gave you one responsibility... to get a doctor.
你不给我医生。他在哪里? You give me no doctor. Where is he?
他生病了。 He got sick.
听我说的。你去找医生。 Listen to what I'm telling you. You go find a doctor.
请接基尔代尔博士。叫利文斯顿医生来。 Get me Dr. Kildare. Get me Dr. Livingston.
给我接弗兰肯斯坦博士。给我找个医生。 Get me Dr. Frankenstein. Just get me a doctor.
-去医生常去的地方-在哪里? - Go where the doctors hang out. - Where is that?
酒吧、高尔夫球场。 Bars, golf courses.
高尔夫球场,酒吧。好吧。藏在哪里了呢?医院! Golf course, bar. All right. Where else? Hospital!
试一试。 Try that too.
我的飞机会带你去加利福尼亚。 My jet will take you to California.
你该打卡下班了。 It's time for you to punch out.
加利福尼亚见!我爱你! I'll see you in California! I love you!
为我们干杯，你和我。 A toast to us, you and me.
-我们会赢的-小事一桩。 - We're gonna win the whole thing. - It's a cinch.
我环顾四周，看到的火鸡越多…… The more I look around and see these turkeys...
我有…… I have...
当你喝酒时，左边那辆卡车… While you're drinking, that truck to the left...
那不是j.j.麦克卢尔吗? Isn't that j.j. McClure?
他什么都没有。 He's nothing.
别担心他。是他旁边的飞船。软式小型飞船。 Don't worry about him. It's the blimp next to him. The blimp.
当他戴上面具，他会把你的门吹掉。 When he puts on that mask, he'll blow your goddamn doors off.
你明白吗?软式小型飞船! You understand that? The blimp!
这是奇怪的吗? Was that weird?
那是内华达州的车牌… It's a Nevada license plate...
这就是…… and that's...
威士忌,斑马,阿尔法…… whiskey, zebra, alpha...
消瘦,5镑,零。 niner, fiver, zero.
-明白了吗?——什么? - You got that? - What?
只写W-Z-A……不,在这里。 Just write W-Z-A... No, here.
你会让我这么做吗?W-Z-A-9-5-0。 Will you let me do it? W-Z-A-9-5-0.
看到了吗?威士忌，斑马，阿尔法，九，五，零。 See? Whiskey, zebra, alpha, niner, fiver, zero.
好的，80号州际公路穿过宾夕法尼亚。 Okay, so it's Interstate 80 through Pennsylvania.
哦，这件很好看。 Oh, that's a good looking piece.
并且巧妙地伪装，使它看起来不像一辆赛车。 And cunningly disguised so it won't look like a racing car.
你知道，警察不会多看一眼的。 You know, the cops would never give that a second glance.
时速二百二十英里，人家就不会再看他们一眼了。 Two hundred and twenty miles an hour, and they won't get a second glance.
嘿，当我们到加利福尼亚的时候… Hey, when we get to California...
我在帕洛斯·弗德斯有个地方… I got a place out at Palos Verdes...
你们是要动手还是坐着等油漆干? You boys gonna start this thing or just sit and wait for that paint to dry?
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
-我们还要多久才能停?——八个小时。 - How long till we stop? - Eight hours.
妈的，我得去厕所。 Damn, I gotta go to the john.
走了。 Go.
疯狗，你要走捷径到州际公路，对吗? Mad Dog, you are gonna take the shortcut to the interstate, aren't you?
我们是来赢的，不是吗? We're here to win, ain't we?
如果你要变成熊，那就变成灰熊。 If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.
我的上帝,帕梅拉。 My God, Pamela.
你看到了吗? Did you see that?
他们径直穿过那片树林。我爱树。我告诉过你… They drove right through those trees. I love trees. Did I tell you...
我们要去那里，让这东西嘎然而止… We are going right down there and bring this thing to a screeching halt...
现在。 right now.
系好安全带。我们要开始行动了。 Buckle up. We're going into action.
你介意吗? Would you mind?
——非常文明。-开着灯可能更容易。 - Very civil. - Might be easier with your lights on.
为什么做广告? Why advertise?
-等一下，爸爸。——什么? - Wait a minute, Father. - What?
这是一个禁忌。你没听说吗?2000年以来，他们一直不允许这样做。 That's a no-no. Haven't you heard? They haven't allowed that for 2,000 years.
不,看。我是自由派。 No, look. I'm a liberal wing.
在教堂的另一边。 Way out on the other part of the church.
-什么都不是。-继续飞吧，爸爸。 - It's nothing at all. - Keep flying, Father.
就你们中的一个怎么样? How about just one of you?
谁说警察不会阻止度蜜月的人? Who says cops won't stop honeymooners?
不管怎样，为什么一定要我做新娘呢? Anyhow, why do I have to be the bride?
闭嘴，亲爱的，打卡时间。 Shut up, sweetie, and punch the clock.
-好吧，慢慢来，等我戴上假发。——是的,亲爱的。 - Okay, go slow until I get my wig on. - Yes, dear.
好吧，我的老朋友，我们都准备好去加利福尼亚了吗? Well, old pal of mine, are we all set for California?
-下次，卫理公会教徒。卫理公会!-好吧，我的朋友。 - Next time, Methodist. Methodist! - All right, pal of mine.
好吧,好吧。你都是对的。 Okay, okay. You're all right.
好了，现在，谁来开车? Okay, now, who's driving?
——你。——你开车。 - You are. - You're driving.
-我不会开车。-那我来开车 - I can't drive. - Then I'm driving.
是的，我认为你是。 Yeah, I think you are.
好吧。让我下来。 All right. Put me down.
你这个。我上车去。 You hold this. I'll get in the car.
- - - - - -来吧。——我来了。 - Come on. - I'm coming.
某人的帽子! Somebody's hat!
握住我的饮料。 Hold my drink.
打它! Hit it!
谢谢你们，好姐妹们。 Thank you, good sisters.
愿上帝喜欢你，但不要太早。 May the good Lord take a liking to you, but not too soon.
祝福你们，我的孩子们。 Bless you, my children.
那些家伙比那辆法拉利更兴奋。 Those guys are more juiced up than that Ferrari.
- j.j.，等等。我找到医生了。——棒极了。 - J. J., wait. I got the doc. - Terrific.
不,等等。他在救护车里。这种方式。 No, wait. He's in the ambulance. This way.
在我打开之前，别抱太大希望。 Before I open this, don't get your hopes up too high.
-我时间紧迫。——没有问题。 - I was pressed for time. - No problem.
神圣的狗屎! Holy shit!
很荣幸,先生。 I'm honored, sir.
我医生尼古拉斯…… I'm Doctor Nicholas...
尼克拉斯·凡·赫尔辛，肛肠学教授… Nickolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology...
以及其他相关趋势。 and other related tendencies.
毕业于仰光大学… Graduate of the University of Rangoon...
还有各种各样的夜校…… and assorted night classes...
在田纳西州的诺克斯维尔，信仰治疗学院。 at the Knoxville, Tennessee, College of Faith Healing.
对于这份工作，你可能有点大材小用了。 You may be a little overqualified for this job.
你带着装备了吗? You got your equipment with you?
我到哪儿都带着它。 I never go anywhere without it.
然而，在我的工作领域，我很少需要超过这个。 However, in my particular line of work, I seldom need more than this.
或者这个。 Or this.
我们以后再谈这个。 We'll talk about this later.
先生，在我们开始这段奥德赛之前… Now, sir, before we commence this odyssey...
我知道，它将带我们穿越这个伟大的国家…… which I understand will carry us across this grand nation...
从大海到灿烂的大海… from sea to shining sea...
这是我的赔偿问题。 there's the matter of my compensation.
我认为我的工作需要…… I've determined that my services will require...
支付2000美元。 the payment of $2,000.
我想大概200美元吧。 I was thinking more along the lines of $200.
幸运的是… Fortunately...
我的练习给了我一定的灵活性。 my practice allows me a certain flexibility.
检查了我的日程安排后，我发现我能去旅行。 After checking my schedule, I find I'll be able to make the journey.
至于钱的问题，你已经成交了。 As far as the money's concerned, you've got a deal.
我们了! We're off!
我们开始吧。 Here we go.
三千英里远的加州。 Three thousand carefree, madcap miles to California.
加州，我们来了 California, here we come
回到我们开始的地方 Right back where we started from
谢谢你，维克多，我们后面没有女病人… Thanks to you, Victor, we do not have a female patient in the back...
多亏了你可爱的表弟泰西。 thanks to your wonderful Cousin Tessie.
她放不下担架不是我的错 It's not my fault that she didn't fit in the stretcher.
不适合放在救护车里。 Doesn't fit in the ambulance.
医生来了，不是吗? I got the doc here, didn't I?
别告诉我你从哪儿弄来的。我不想知道你从哪儿弄来的。 Don't ever tell me where you got him. I don't want to know where you got him.
我只是惊讶那里所有的动物… I was just surprised that all the animals there were...
我不想知道你从哪儿弄来的! I don't want to know where you got him!
嘿，也许我可以当病人。 Hey, maybe I could be the patient.
那是个好主意。每个人都会相信你病了。 That's a good idea. Everybody would believe you were sick.
-你不相信他病了吗?-要我检查他吗? - Don't you believe he's sick? - Want me to examine him?
他不喜欢你说我的坏话。 Him doesn't like it when you say bad things about me.
你知道的。 And you know that.
多亏了你，我们没有女病人。 Thanks to you, though, we don't have a female patient.
我们必须找到一只雌性… And we've got to find a female...
该死的Cannonballers。 Damn Cannonballers.
我很高兴你能来。 I'm so happy you're here.
-你能帮我…——Foyt。 - Can you help me with Mr... - Foyt.
——Foyt。——确定。这就是我来的目的。 - Foyt. - Sure. That's what I'm here for.
Foyt先生。到紧急入口去 Mr. Foyt. Go around and get in the emergency entrance.
过来，就在这里。好了。打它! Come on right here. There we go. Hit it!
等等,我不是…… Wait, I'm not...
这真是太棒了…… This is really terrific...
你们到处帮助别人的方式。 the way you guys go around helping people.
明年我们将角逐诺贝尔奖。 Next year we're going for the Nobel Prize.
这就是大钱所在。 That's where the big bucks are.
你忘记先生……先生…… You forgot Mr... Mr...
我们找到你了。我们batting.500。没有人是完美的。 Well, we got you. We're batting.500. Nobody's perfect.
我想你得回去接他。 Well, I think you have to go back and pick him up.
我们真的很想去，但是我们的日程很紧。 We'd really like to, but we're on kind a tight schedule.
我们在去加利福尼亚的路上。 We're on our way to California.
你会惊讶于有多少人生病。 You'd be amazed how many sick people there are out there.
他们需要我们的帮助。我们可以在回来的路上去接他。 They need our help. We could pick him up on the way back.
维克多，你能帮我吗? Victor, can you help me?
不,我不能。我什么也做不了。 No, I can't. I can't do anything.
但他可以。 But he can.
谁能? Who can?
他。 Him.
原谅我。 Excuse me.
医生…… Doctor...
我的天，完美的样本。 My God, the perfect specimen.
J. J.，你要我马上开始考试吗? J. J., you want me to start the examination right away?
我会喜欢这份工作的。在这里,亲爱的。 I'm gonna like this job. Right here, honey.
不了,谢谢。不是现在。 No, thank you. Not right now.
当然,男人。这花了30年时间。 Of course, man. This took 30 years.
他们不会看到我们的…… They won't be able to see us...
那个混蛋。 the son of a guns.
对此我真的很抱歉…… I'm really sorry about that...
小失误,官。 little lapse, Officer.
通常我都在限速附近开车。 Normally I drive right around the speed limit.
我们都会犯错，小姐，但是160?这不仅仅是一个失误。 We all make mistakes, miss, but 160? That's a little more than a lapse.
这到底是怎么回事?每个人都像疯子一样开车。 What the hell is going on here? Everybody's driving like maniacs.
我不知道，警官。 I don't know, Officer.
请让我看看你的驾驶执照。 Let me see your driver's license, please.
到底。我不能惩罚像你这样的好女孩… What the hell. I can't penalize nice girls like you...
为了一点轻率… for a little indiscretion...
整条路都挤满了超速的疯子。 with the whole road packed with speed-crazy lunatics.
在这里。姑娘们，祝你们旅途愉快。 Here. You girls have a nice trip.
小心驾驶，放松点。——谢谢。 - Drive carefully and take it easy. - Thank you.
-明年再来看看我们。——再见。 - Come back and see us next year. - Bye.
当心把它放在路上。 Take care. Keep it in the road.
我不知道你为什么撅嘴。 I don't know why you're pouting.
我的意思是,看看。我们正在进行一场愉快而悠闲的加利福尼亚之旅。 I mean, look. We're taking a nice, leisurely trip to California.
我们会支付所有的账单。这可能会很有趣。 And we're picking up all the bills. This could be fun.
真不敢相信这事发生在我身上。 I can't believe this is happening to me.
这已经不是笑话了。我被绑架。 This is not a joke anymore. I'm being kidnapped.
如果你想显得粗鲁一点，你可以称之为绑架。 You can call it kidnapping if you want to be rude.
只是觉得。我们船上有专业的医生… Just think. We have a professional physician on board...
以防有人得沼泽热 in case somebody gets swamp fever.
你们真奇怪。 You guys are strange.
我们的公司。 We got company.
是的,我听到的。 Yeah, I hear.
美女，你躺下，对警察耐心点。 Okay, Beauty, you lie down and be a patient for the police.
- - - - - -来吧。为什么?——不! - Come on. Why? - Don't!
我不会帮你的。你甚至都没帮… I'm not gonna help you. You didn't even help Mr...
也许我能帮忙。 Maybe I can help.
亲爱的上帝! Dear God!
没事的，小姐，不疼。一直把它给我自己。 It's all right, miss. It doesn't hurt. Give it to myself all the time.
是的。他总是把它给自己。 Yeah. He gives it to himself all the time.
给她看。 Show her.
来吧,医生。给她看。 Come on, Doc. Show her.
给她看。 Show her.
在那里。你看到了什么?没有伤害。 There. You see? That didn't hurt.
- - - - - - j。——不,谢谢。 - J.j.? - No, thanks.
嗨,伙计们。有什么事吗? Hi, guys. What's up?
有什么事吗? What's up?
你们的速度是120。你的灯到处闪烁。 You guys are running at 120. Your lights are flashing all over.
-里面有个病人-你还在超速。 - We've got a patient in there. - You were still speeding.
她很不舒服。 She's very sick.
50英里内没有医院你要去哪里? There's not a hospital within 50 miles. Where are you headed?
——加州大学洛杉矶分校。——加州大学洛杉矶分校? - UCLA. - UCLA?
-加州大学洛杉矶分校医学中心- - - - - -洛杉矶 - UCLA Medical Center. - L.A.
加州吗? California?
这听起来像是一个愚蠢的问题，但如果她真的那么恶心…… This is going to sound like a dumb question, but if she's that sick...
你为什么不让她飞过去? why didn't you fly her?
为什么我们不让她飞? Why didn't we fly her?
我只是司机。我们得问问医生。 I'm just the driver. We have to ask the doc.
那是个好主意。我们为什么不问问医生呢? That's a good idea. Why don't we ask the doc?
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
外面发生了什么事?这种粗暴的中断是什么意思? What's going on out here? What is this crude interruption?
病人…为什么她不能乘飞机去加利福尼亚? The patient... Why can't she be flown to California?
肺壁上有囊肿 Cysts on the walls of her lungs.
非常罕见的。 Very rare.
你看，飞机只有在1万英尺的高度才有压力。 You see, airplanes are only pressurized at 10,000 feet.
懂医学的人都知道… Anybody who knows anything about medicine knows...
她不能飞，她必须开车。 that she can't fly, she has to be driven.
我们甚至不能穿过丹佛，它太高了。 We couldn't even go through Denver, it's so high.
叫他们回去接…… Tell them to go back and pick up Mr...
-那位女士还好吗?-她很痛苦。 - Is that lady all right? - She's in great pain.
使她神志不清。 Causes her to make certain delirious deliriums.
听起来她跟我有关系。 Sounds like she's on something to me.
让我给你解释一下。我们得找到参议员的妻子… Let me explain something to you. We have to get the senator's wife...
72小时内到达加利福尼亚。 to California in 72 hours.
你明白我的意思吗? You understand what I'm saying?
我们得找到参议员的妻子… We have to get the senator's wife...
72小时内到达加利福尼亚。 to California in 72 hours.
我们非常接近。 We're very close.
只要你们还在新泽西，我希望你们这些家伙都能放松。 As long as you're in New jersey, I want you fellows to take it easy.
-明白了吗?-当然。 - You got that? - We sure do.
-多谢了-把装备拿出去 - Thanks a lot. - Get this rig out of here.
我很高兴新泽西没有这样的纸杯蛋糕。 I'm glad there's no cupcakes like that in New jersey.
你还没见过我的姐夫拉尔夫呢。 You haven't met my brother-in- law Ralph.
我以为警察会心脏骤停… I thought that cop was gonna have a cardiac arrest...
当我们说要去加利福尼亚的时候。 when we said we were going to California.
不是美很棒吗? Wasn't Beauty terrific?
那位女士很漂亮。 The lady was splendid.
她应该把她的照片放在美国杂志的封面上。 She should have her picture on the cover of the AMAJournal.
我相信那个医生基本上是个很和善的人。 I'm sure that doctor's a very sweet man, basically.
啊,谢谢。 Ah, thanks.
可别告诉我你在哪儿找到他的。 But don't you ever tell me where you found him.
永远。 Ever.
这是炮弹。肯定是那该死的炮弹。 It's the Cannonball. It's the damn Cannonball for sure.
它们就在我眼前炸开了。 They blasted away right in front of my eyes.
他们绑架了一个叫帕梅拉·格洛弗的女孩… And they kidnapped a girl named Pamela Glover...
就像那该死的红旅一样。 just like it was the goddamn Red Brigade or something.
不，我有。这次我抓住他们了。 No, I've got them. This time I've got them.
俄亥俄州吗?是的。俄亥俄州已经得到通知。 Ohio? Yes. Ohio has been notified.
俄亥俄州已经得到通知。 Ohio has been notified.
和密苏里州。和加利福尼亚州。 And Missouri. And California.
我们去找他们，我会去处理的。 We'll get them, and I'm gonna be there to handle it.
你可以放心。 You can count on it.
我还有两分钟赶飞机。 I've got two minutes to catch my flight.
再见。 Bye.
——夫人。夫人。——夫人? - Madam. Madam. - Madam?
我不是夫人。我是个正派体面的女人。 I'm no madam. I'm a decent, respectable woman.
我甚至没有房子。我住在公寓里。 I don't even own a house. I live in an apartment.
现在滚出我的案子。我赶不上飞机了。 Now get off my case. I'm late for my plane.
-我在英国皇家空军服役后…——这是什么? - After my career in the RAF... - The what?
皇家空军。 The Royal Air Force.
你介意我抽支烟吗?-请说。他们是你的肺。 - Do you mind if I have a cigarette? - Please, go ahead. They're your lungs.
嗯，我有很多引用…奖牌之类的东西…… Well, I had a chestful of citations... medals, that sort of thing...
然后我慢慢地演奏了一首很受欢迎的… and then I drifted in playing a rather popular...
不要那个，亲爱的。 Not that one, darling, please.
我们不希望你一开始旅行就这么走，是吗? We don't want you leaving so shortly after the trip has begun, do we?
不，当然不是。 No, of course not.
然后我开始玩…… Then I drifted into playing...
电视连续剧中很受欢迎的角色。 a rather popular character on a television series.
你知道，它还在联合经营。 It's still in syndication, you know.
吹走。 Puff away.
非常感谢，女士们。但我想要轻松一点。 Thanks a lot, ladies. But I would take it a little easier.
路上的一些警官可能就不那么善解人意了。 Some of the officers up the road might not be as understanding.
非常感谢，警官。我们非常感谢这一警告。 Thank you so much, Officer. We really do appreciate that warning.
如果你去过德卢斯… And if you're ever in Duluth...
别忘了来看我。 remember to look me up.
我有电话号码。你可以放心。 I got the number. You can count on it.
病人怎么样了? How's the patient?
她还活着。 She's alive.
看来她挺过来了 Looks like she survived the procedure.
什么手续吗? What procedure?
如果你们敢动我一根手指… If you guys laid a finger on me...
没有，我只是刺了她一下。 No, I just gave her a little prick.
用这个。 With this.
嘿，超级酋长，你能不能向前倾一下，让我把前轮放下来? Hey, Super Chief, will you lean forward so I can get the front wheel down?
停止开玩笑。我是。 Stop kidding. I am.
靠边!我们想给你我们的祝福。 Pull over! We want to give you our blessings.
那边那辆车里有两个牧师。 There are two priests in that car over there.
他们要我们靠边停车。 They want us to pull over.
他们是两个开着法拉利的牧师。 They're two priests driving a Ferrari.
你最后一次看到两个神父开法拉利是什么时候? When's the last time you saw two priests driving a Ferrari?
他们把宾果游戏的钱带回家了吗? Are they taking the bingo money home?
哦，不，他们在做上帝的工作。 Oh, no, they're doing the work of the Lord.
在法拉利中，他们可以更快，仅此而已。 In a Ferrari, they can just do it faster, that's all.
靠边! Pull over!
我们要祝福你! We want to bless you!
其中一个牧师是黑人。 One of the priests is black.
-哦,是的。他们有黑人牧师。——他们做什么? - Oh, yeah. They have black priests. - They do?
哦,当然。他们有一只黑色的红衣主教。 Oh, sure. They have a black cardinal.
哦，他们想让我们靠边停车。 Oh, they do want us to pull over.
他们想要保佑我们。我们可以吗? They want to bless us. Can we?
让我把事情搞清楚。 Let me get this straight.
你想让我们靠边接受祝福… You want us to pull over and be blessed...
一个开着红色法拉利的黑人牧师? by a black priest in a red Ferrari?
不能伤害。 Couldn't hurt.
-好车，爸爸。-谢谢你，混蛋。 - Nice car, Father. - Thank you, asshole.
你好,爸爸。好看的车。 Hello, Father. Nice-looking car.
每个人都这么说。他甚至说过。 That's what everyone says. He even said it.
我要谢谢你停下来，孩子…… I want to thank you for stopping, son...
因为我们总是停下救护车 'cause we always stop the ambulance...
这样我们就可以祝福在里面的人… so we can bless whoever's in there...
你们的护理人员做得很好。 and you paramedics are doing such a wonderful job.
我们有点赶时间，所以祝福它，我们可以走了。 We're in kind of a hurry, so just bless it and we can go.
-我得祝福她。-对不起，爸爸。 - Oh, I gotta bless her. - I'm sorry, Father.
她是个禅宗佛教徒。 She's a Zen Buddhist.
你不是禅宗佛教徒，所以你不能祝福她。 You're not a Zen Buddhist, so you can't bless her.
我们专门为禅宗佛教徒祈福。 We specialize in blessing Zen Buddhists.
转念一想，父亲，你要祝福他吗? On second thought, Father, you want to bless him?
我们需要所有能得到的帮助。 We need all the help we can get.
给他打一针。 Just give him a little shot.
谢谢你,父亲。 Thank you, Father.
-不客气。-你干得很好。 - You're quite welcome. - You did a good job.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
谢谢你,父亲。 Thank you, Father.
你为什么不把那坨屎带回垃圾场? Why don't you take that piece of shit back to the junkyard?
-我们有…——平。 - We got a... - Flat.
-那些牧师…——没有父亲。 - And those priests... - Weren't fathers.
-他们…——母亲。 - They were... - Mothers.
到这里来。 Come here.
啊,狗屎! Ah, shit!
国际电影明星…… International film star...
无情的刺客… ruthless assassin...
卡萨诺瓦,诗人,哲学家…… Casanova, poet, philosopher...
你可以说是我那个时代的传奇……事实上，你可以。 You might say a legend in my own time... in fact, you can.
不是那个，亲爱的。恐怕这辆车充满了惊喜。 Not that one, darling. I'm afraid this car is full of surprises.
这是我注意到的，我必须说。 This is something I've noticed, I must say.
来点香槟怎么样，亲爱的? How about some champagne, darling?
嘿，小银四轮马车…… Hey, little silver four-wheeler...
它刚从我身边飞过，带着漂亮的座套。 that just flew past me with the good-looking seat cover.
孩子，把那东西放下。我的后门到处都是烟雾。 Son, back that thing down. You got smokies all over my back door.
如果你指的是我… If you are referring to me...
我要求你用标准英语说得更清楚些。 I request that you speak more clearly in the queen's English.
也就是说，如果我们要在这个无线网络上交谈的话。 That is, if we are going to converse on this wireless.
祝福你的心。 Bless your heart.
欢呼。舱口。 Cheers. Down the hatch.
你知道你在干什么吗? What do you think you're doing?
你不能进来。你是一个人。 You can't come in here. You're a man.
- 7 - 11。我能帮你什么忙吗?-一号和二号泵…打他们。 - 7-Eleven. How can I help you? - Pumps one and two... hit 'em.
你是什么，疯子吗?你有一份无铅汽油和一份高级汽油。 What are you, some kind of nut? You got one unleaded and one premium.
她是双向的。 She goes both ways.
戴着白帽子的圆圆的橙色月亮派……他会付出代价的。 The round orange moon pie with the white hat on... he'll pay for it.
我是一名医生，如果允许我这么无礼的话…… I'm a doctor, and if I may be permitted the indelicacy...
你见过一个，你就都见过了。 you seen one, you've seen 'em all.
来吧。一个轮子跑了一千英里? Come on. A thousand miles on one wheel?
我们想赢得一场比赛，而不是创造一项记录。 We're trying to win a race, not set a record.
-维克多，你有什么发现?-有很多好吃的给你们… - Victor, what do you got? - A lot of goodies for you guys...
再给我来一大杯胡椒博士。 and a Big Gulp Dr Pepper for me.
我是胡椒粉，你是胡椒粉他是胡椒粉，她也是胡椒粉 I'm a pepper, you're a pepper He's a pepper, she's a pepper
你不也想当胡椒吗 Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too
-你能进来吗?——好的。给你。 - Will you get in here. - Okay. Here you go.
官! Officer!
你认真对待这个城市的法律和秩序吗? Do you take your law and order in this town seriously?
你在开玩笑吧? Are you kidding?
请原谅我这么问。 Excuse me for asking.
希腊!但是… Greek! But...
你能不能闭嘴听我说? Would you shut up a minute and listen to me?
哦，对了，希腊人。 Oh, by the way, Greek.
日本队完不成比赛的几率有多大? What's the odds on the japanese team not finishing?
几秒钟后就会有一辆红色法拉利飞驰而过… There's gonna be a red Ferrari come flying through here in a few seconds...
开车的两个人要对受害者负责… and the two men driving are responsible for the victim...
躺在救护车里 lying back here in this ambulance.
——受害者?-一个裸露的受害者 - Victim? - A flasher victim.
-你想知道最糟糕的是什么吗?——那是什么? - You want to know the worst part? - What's that?
-他们打扮成牧师。——继续。 - They're dressed as priests. - Go on.
我猜他们觉得穿成牧师的样子有点怪癖。 I guess they think it's a little kinkier, you know, dressed as priests.
该死的,这是病了。我会处理这个问题。 Goddamn, that's sick. I'll handle this.
哦……一件事。我想他们有武器。 Oh... one more thing. I think they're armed.
妈的，我希望如此。这会给我一个借口。 Damn, I hope so. It'll give me an excuse.
闪光! Flashers!
再见——再见! Bye- bye!
j.j.，你这个混蛋… J. J., you son of a...
下车，你们两个。现在! Out of the car, both of you. Now!
好了，开始吧。 All right, hit it.
——打它?——打它? - Hit it? - Hit it?
冻结，或说出你的受益人。 Freeze, or name your beneficiary.
受益人吗? Beneficiary?
警官，我希望… Officer, I sincerely hope...
-你不是天主教徒。-别理他。 - you're not a Catholic. - Pay no attention to him.
他在那个修道院被关了六年了… He's been locked up for six years in that monastery...
他不知道自己在做什么。 and he don't know what he's doing.
我不认为他的两只桨都在水里。 I don't think both of his paddles are in the water.
六年就像个暑假… Six years is gonna seem like a summer vacation...
当密苏里州接通你的电话。 when the state of Missouri gets through with you.
你,矮子。你从哪儿弄来的珠宝? You, shorty. Where'd you get all that jewelry?
-他为什么叫我矮子?-因为你个子小。小。 - Why'd he call me shorty? - 'Cause you're small. Small.
S-M-ALL。 S-M-ALL.
我建议你走另一条路，好兄弟。 I suggest you take another route, good buddy.
烟雾使交通阻塞在40… The smokies are getting traffic all tied up on 40...
我在找他们。 Looking for them Cannonballers.
这是一个大的10 - 4。 That's a big ten-four.
——嘿,j。——是吗? - Hey,j.j. - Yeah?
有很多人在讨论前方的路障。 There's a lot of talk on the CB about the roadblock ahead.
你觉得怎么样? What do you think?
我想我们已经深陷其中了。 I think we're in deep you- know-what.
变速器在打滑。 The transmission is slipping.
因为你们的两个假牧师，我们损失了很多时间。 And we lost a lot of time because of your two phony priests.
哦。我很抱歉。 Oh. I'm sorry.
听着，如果传送器能接住… Listen, if the transmission does hold together...
你认为我们能通过前方的拦路石吗? you think we're gonna be able to bluff our way through the roadblock ahead?
我不知道。 I don't know.
给我一分钟时间整理一下思绪。 Give me a minute to gather my thoughts.
我集中了我的思想。嘿,短脚衣橱! I gathered my thoughts. Hey, Lowboy!
看看你的后视镜。 Look in your rearview mirror.
看到后面的救护车了吗? You see this ambulance back here?
我们需要搭个便车。 We need a piggyback ride.
这个可以通过。这里没有问题。 This one can go by. There's no problem here.
就吃这个吧，然后… Let's just have this one and...
那一个。 that one.
是的，这个还行。让它去吧。 Yeah, that one's okay. Let it go.
对不起，你看起来很面熟。我认识你吗? Excuse me, but you look very familiar. Do I know you?
是的，很有可能。要花很长时间吗? Yes, that's quite possible. Is this going to take long?
你看，我们在度蜜月，她等不及了。 You see, we're on our honeymoon, and she can't wait.
哦,感谢上帝。正常的人! Oh, thank God. Normal people!
不，你看，我们只是在找坎农…… No, you see, we were just looking for Cannon...
那并不重要。如果你愿意，那就继续吧。 It's not important. Just move along, if you would.
-这到底是什么?-这是在监视。 - What is this, anyway? - It's a stakeout.
哦。祝你有个好胃口。 Oh. Bon appetit.
英语幽默。 English humor.
快点，伙计们，继续走，好吗? Come on, guys, keep moving, will you, please?
让我们看看… Let's see...
安静,维克多。你会暴露我们的身份的。 Quiet, Victor. You're gonna blow our cover.
j.j.，这不是朝九晚五的工作。 J. J., this is not a nine-to-five job.
我希望他在这里。 I wish him were here.
嗨。 Hi.
你好。 Hello.
你看起来很累。 You look tired.
更多的是沮丧而不是疲惫。 More frustrated than tired.
你以为你会赢得这场疯狂的比赛吗? Think you're gonna win this crazy race?
我是对的。 Damn right I am.
我坐在这里和绑架我的人谈话。 I'm sitting here having a conversation with somebody who kidnapped me.
谁能责怪绑架你的人? Who can blame anybody for kidnapping you?
你给了我笑气。 You gave me laughing gas.
你笑得很美。 Well, you have an awful beautiful laugh.
你让我在汽车旅馆忘了我最喜欢的裙子。 You made me forget my favorite skirt back at the motel.
没关系。你不戴它看起来棒极了。 Doesn't matter. You look terrific without it.
你还指望什么呢? What'd you expect, anyway?
-一群人打架之类的。-一场帮派冲突? - A gang bang or something like that. - A gang bang?
我们是赛车手，不是强奸犯。 We're racers, not rapists.
——为什么?——为什么? - Why? - Why what?
为什么要这么快，这么麻烦，这么冒险…… Why all this speed and trouble and risk and...
我是说，为什么? I mean, what for?
见鬼去吧。 For the hell of it.
你难道从来没有为了这个做过什么事吗? Didn't you ever do anything just for the hell of it?
我想是这样。 I guess so.
我父亲过去在煤矿工作。 My father used to work in the coal mines.
40 -三年。 Forty- three years.
他要退休了。 He was gonna retire.
买一艘游艇。 Buy a houseboat.
搬到佛罗里达去。 Move down to Florida.
在船上的鱼，告诉我妈妈谎言。 Fish on the back of the boat and tell my mom lies.
他在退休前两天去世了。 He died two days before he was gonna retire.
我猜你永远不会知道。 I guess you just never know.
是的。 Yeah.
我当时就下了决心。 I made up my mind right then.
我本来想试试的… I was gonna go for it...
我想要的一切… I mean, everything I wanted...
我当时就想试一下… I was gonna go for it right then...
因为你永远不知道什么时候会发生什么事。 because you never know when something's gonna happen to you.
就像和你说话一样，你知道吗? Like talking to you, you know?
我的意思是，这真的很好。 I mean, it's really nice.
原谅我。你们要去哪? Excuse me. Where are you guys going?
我们只是出去找一包香烟。 We're just out looking for a pack of cigarettes.
用北卡罗来纳州的车牌… With North Carolina plates...
你要开车去密苏里买烟? you're driving to Missouri for cigarettes?
来杯啤酒怎么样? How about a beer?
你的油漆脱落了怎么办? How about the fact that your paint job is coming off?
你想把他们带走吗?好人会反击! You want to take these guys away? The good guys strike back!
那是什么?五、八、三…五，八，三，六… What is that? Five, eight, three... Five, eight, three, six...
等一等。等一等。 Hold on. Hold on.
让它去吧。来吧。 Let it go. Come on.
快点，伙计们，继续走，好吗? Come on, guys, keep moving, will you please?
您好，先生。有什么问题吗? Howdy, sir. What seems to be the problem?
你们不会真的以为自己能逃脱惩罚吧? You guys didn't really think you'd get away with this, did you?
我们现在要把你们全部弄到手。 We're gonna get the whole lot of you now.
不在这里，你不会的。你的小障碍已经传出去了。 Not here, you won't. The word is out about your little roadblock.
他们在"超实验室"上下谈论这些。" They're talking about it all up and down the "superslab."
把这些叛徒弄出去，好吗? Get these traitors out of here, will you?
以为你很高大。 Think you're so big.
你们有人想过来把这个东西推开吗? Do some of you people want to come over and push this thing out of the way?
来吧。我用中性符号表示。 Come on. I'll put it in neutral.
这是谁干的?使它停止! Who did that? Make it stop!
谢谢!继续truckin”! Thanks a lot! Keep on truckin'!
乔治，你还记得雷达出现之前的美好时光吗? Hey, George, you remember the good old days before they got radar in?
我们以前追过飙车的? We used to chase speeders?
是的。这真的很无聊。 Yeah. This is really boring.
再见——再见! Bye- bye!
-那是什么鬼东西?-我不知道… - What the hell was that? - I don't know...
但不管它是什么，它都达到了125。 but whatever the hell it was, it was doing 125.
这是我们第一次通过电话接受订单。 That's the first time we took an order by phone.
很难理解你的意思。 It was hard to understand you.
我打电话给你的时候，我的车速是每小时140英里。 When I called you, I was doing 140 miles an hour.
那是6个羊汉堡，4个羊肉串…… That was six lamb burgers, four shish kebabs...
蒸粗麦粉的配菜… a side order of couscous...
和两个牛奶。 and two milk.
不!多少钱? No! How much?
六百七十- 5。 Six seventy- five.
这里，我的沙漠之花。 Here, my desert blossom.
不用找了。 Keep the change.
你考虑过加入后宫吗? Have you ever considered joining a harem?
比赛结束后我回来接你。 I shall return for you after the race.
得到一个物理。 Get a physical.
我会回来的，我的小无花果，我爱你! I shall return, my little fig. I love you!
我不知道该怎么问你，但是… I don't know how to ask you this, but...
让那个家伙… isn't it a little strange having that guy...
在你的脑袋里乱跑? running around inside your head?
他不在这里。 He's not in here.
他就在某个地方，帮助别人。 He's out there somewhere, helping people.
他总是帮助别人。他会帮助你。 He's always helping people. He'd help you.
他会吗? He would?
他喜欢你。 He likes you.
他是怎么找到你的? How did he find you?
我是说，你们是怎么走到一起的? I mean, how did you two get together?
我年轻的时候… Well, when I was real young...
我没有像现在这样的朋友。 I didn't have any friends like I do now.
像j。 Like j.j.
有一天我在校园里…… One day I was in the schoolyard...
九个人狠狠地揍了我一顿。 and nine guys were beating me up pretty good.
他站在那里。 There he was.
——队长混乱?-是的。出乎意料! - Captain Chaos? - Yeah. Out of the blue!
战俘!大满贯!砰!卖座! Pow! Slam! Bam! Boff!
我真的很感激。 I sure was grateful.
太好了! That's great!
从那以后，学校里就没人打扰我了。 Nobody bothered me at school after that.
我希望我有一个那样的朋友。 I wish I had a friend like that.
首先你需要一个面具和斗篷。 Well, first you need a mask and a cape.
我想我的是粉红色的。 I think I'd like mine to be pink.
我穿的几乎都是粉红色的。 Almost everything I wear is pink.
一切吗? Everything?
甚至…… Even...
我不穿。 I don't wear any.
你不? You don't?
哇。 Wow.
我想成为你的朋友… I'd like to be your friend...
因为我喜欢你。 'cause I like you.
我也喜欢你，美人。 I like you too, Beauty.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
新墨西哥州。 New Mexico.
德州吗?愚蠢的! Texas? Stupid!
这个我来处理。 I'll take care of this one.
你好,热裤。 Hello, hot pants.
我想你没有驾驶执照吧… I don't suppose you have a driver's license...
藏在那里的某个地方，是吗? tucked down in there somewhere, do you?
是的,警官。 Yes, Officer.
那位警察好像想让我们停下来，亲爱的。 That policeman seems to want us to stop, darling.
是的。我们的速度这么快，他一定很不高兴。 Yes. He must be rather upset with our rapid rate.
有趣。他们对那种事一点幽默感都没有。 Funny. They don't have any sense of humor about that sort of thing.
你不打算靠边停车吗? Aren't you going to pull over?
我宁愿不。 I'd rather not.
跟那些家伙说话真无聊。 Can be such a bore, talking to those chaps.
告诉你什么。我们就溜了。 Tell you what. We'll just slip away.
-按那个按钮，好吗?-就像在你的电影里一样! - Hit that button, will you? - Like in your movies!
现在加一点油，对吧，亲爱的? And now a little oil, right, darling?
嗯,很好。我们充满了诡计，不是吗? Well, well. We are full of tricks, aren't we?
这是我工作的一部分，真的。 It's all part of my business, really.
我一直想问你，亲爱的。什么电影…等一下。 I've been meaning to ask you, darling. What movie... Wait a minute.
-你能看到你在往哪里走吗?——完美。 - Can you see where you're going? - Perfectly.
这是荒谬的。 This is ridiculous.
这是很好的运动，不是吗? It's good sport, isn't it?
你介意把车窗摇下来吗，老姑娘? Would you mind rolling your window down, old girl?
我们就像几条腌鱼一样。 We're getting done up like a couple of kippers here.
下次，我带上我的面具。 Next time, I bring my mask.
伦敦的一个大雾天。 A foggy day in London town.
你将目睹诅咒…… You are about to witness the ravishment...
一个被绑架的女人 of a woman who has been abducted.
最初的恐惧已逐渐发展成好奇的期待的女人。 A woman whose initial fear has mellowed into curious expectation.
第二天早上，她就会被释放，什么都不知道…… In the morning, she will be set free, unaware of anything...
除了她得到了前所未有的爱。 except that she has been loved as never before.
哦,是的,那里! Oh, yes, there!
是的! Yes!
我从来没见过一辆时速能达到140英里的该死的劳斯莱斯。 I've never seen a damn Rolls Royce that'd do 140 miles an hour.
你们这家伙里面装了什么? What do you fellas got in that thing?
——股票。——在这里签名。 - Stock. - Sign here.
我想你一定误解了我的话。 I guess you must have misconstrued my remark...
关于我母亲打算买下南加州… about my mother planning to purchase Southern California...
为了影响你给我开罚单，警官。 as an attempt to influence your giving me a ticket, Officer.
我相信她还是会考虑把你们都留下的…… I am sure that she will still consider keeping you all on...
作为公路巡警的一员，不管… as a member of the Highway Patrol, regardless...
你对她儿子是多么的卑鄙 of how shabbily you treated her son.
你应该告诉法官，先生。 You might want to tell that to the judge, sir.
这是给你和法官的! This is for you and the judge!
该死的骆驼骑师。 Goddamn camel jockey.
哦,狗屎。我们尾部有烟熏。 Oh, shit. We got a smokey on our tail.
看这个。 Watch this.
——官。-把车开过来。 - Officer. - Pull it over.
我们没有刹车!没有刹车! We got no brakes! No brakes!
帮助我们!是的,谢谢你! Help us! Yes, thank you!
该死的"没有刹车"的插科打诨每次都奏效。 Damn "no brake" gag works every time.
哦,不!我们真的没有刹车! Oh, no! We really don't have any brakes!
-别开玩笑了，好吗?——坚持! - Quit kidding, will you? - Hang on!
埃维尔•克尼维尔小… Evel Knievel...
你有了竞争对手。 you've got yourself some competition.
的秘密武器。 Secret weapon.
准备好了,火! Ready, fire!
我们在这里多久了? How long we been here?
20分钟。我们现在可能已经到那儿了。 Twenty minutes. We could have been there by now.
我们五分钟后就开门了，神父。 We're gonna be open in five minutes, Father.
父亲磨蹭。 Father Putz.
阿尔伯特·施韦策! Albert Schweitzer!
我要谢谢你这么贴心这么好…… I want to thank you for being so sweet and so nice...
告诉那些人我们在密苏里的事 and telling those people all about us back in Missouri...
我们都是闪光狂和性狂。 that we were both flashers and sex maniacs.
我只是想报答你… Well, I just wanted to return the favor...
是你和那个巧克力和尚在俄亥俄州为我们做的 that you and the chocolate monk did for us back in Ohio.
“巧克力和尚”? "The chocolate monk"?
他可以这么说。 He could say that.
他可以这么说，因为他在驾驶固特异飞艇。 He could say it 'cause he's riding around with the Goodyear blimp.
“固特异软式小型飞船”? "The Goodyear blimp"?
-他可以这么说。-是的，我可以这么说。 - He can say that. - Yeah, I can say that.
因为如果我有时间… Because if I had the time...
我会把那些念珠塞进你的鼻子里。 I would take those rosary beads and stuff'em up your nose.
-这些念珠?-是的。 - These rosary beads? - Yeah.
我的念珠?你要把他们塞进这鼻子里? My rosary beads? You're gonna shove 'em up this nose?
在鼻子上，是的。 Up that nose, yeah.
-他能做到的-他能做到的 - He can do that. - He can do that.
-你接受一点建议吗?——确定。 - You take a little advice? - Sure.
给朋友。 Bring friends.
很多人。 A lot of them.
他想让我带… He wants me to bring...
软式小型飞船吗? Blimp?
啊。新娘和新郎的炮弹。 Ah. The bride and groom Cannonballer.
我告诉过你这个蜜月计划会成功的。 I told you this honeymoon scheme would work.
好。现在你戴上假发了，亲爱的。 Good. Now you wear the wig, sweetheart.
——这是热的。-哦，我不知道。 - It's hot. - Oh, I don't know.
当我在埃及做骚扰我的苍蝇时… When I was in Egypt making The Fly Who Bugged Me...
在阴凉处至少有180度……并不是说树荫太多。 it was at least 180 in the shade... not that there was much shade.
如果CBS把摄像机放在那里… If CBS would have had their cameras there...
我们肯定会让体育变得精彩。 we'd have made Sports Spectacular for sure.
我们刚刚飞过了那列火车。 We just zoomed right out over that train.
怎么，你想再试一次吗? What, do you want to try it again?
好吧! All right!
你打扮得这么漂亮，真好看。 Don't you look precious, all dressed up like that.
还戴着假发。他不可爱吗? And wearing a wig too. Ain't he cute?
那些家伙吓着我了。 Those guys scare me.
你只要靠近摩尔就行了。不会有什么麻烦的。 You just stay close to Moore. There won't be any trouble.
他穿着那套蓝色法兰绒西装，看起来像格雷戈里·派克。 He looks like Gregory Peck in that blue flannel suit.
这是我的朋友Shakey。 This is my friend Shakey.
请允许我介绍一下自己。 Allow me to present myself.
我在华尔街。也许我们什么时候可以一起吃午饭。 I'm on Wall Street. Maybe we can have lunch sometime.
我们不是骑在华尔街上。 We don't ride on Wall Street.
不，我们不骑在华尔街上。 Nah, we don't ride on Wall Street.
-我们为什么不过去帮他们一把?-你说“我们”是什么意思? - Why don't we go over and help 'em out? - What do you mean "we"?
如果我们这样做了，那么这条路就打开了，你早就走了。 If we do, then that road opens up and you're long gone.
你为什么不呢? Now, why don't you?
你是个好撒玛利亚人。 You're the Good Samaritan.
再说了，我正穿着这个呢。 Besides, I'm wearing these.
也许你想要完成你的套装。 Maybe you would like to complete your ensemble.
哦,不。你还有别的东西我想要。 Oh, no. There's something else of yours that I want.
哦,真的吗?那是什么? Oh, really? What's that?
你的屁股! Your ass!
哦,狗屎。 Oh, shit.
好吧，我们加入这场争吵好吗? Well, shall we join the fracas?
退后，亲爱的。 Step back, my dear.
我必须警告你，我是罗杰·摩尔。 I must warn you, I'm Roger Moore.
——谁?——罗杰·摩尔。 - Who? - Roger Moore.
我们跑进去。 We'll run in there.
打倒他们。 Knock 'em flat out.
-那我们走吧。我们还是可以赢的。-我们能做到的。 - Then we go. We could still win it. - We can do that.
-我们能做到的。是的。-我们能做到的。 - We can do that. Yeah. - We can do that.
你会后悔的!让我失望! You'll be sorry! Let me down!
看箭! Take that!
你太大男子主义。 You're so macho.
看这个。 Watch this.
需要帮忙吗，爸爸? Need some help, Father?
给我一个人! Give me somebody!
什么，你疯了吗，希腊人? What, are you crazy, Greek?
你怎么可能在事情中间改变概率呢? How could you possibly change odds in the middle of things?
持有它。你在纽约地铁连五分钟都坚持不了。 Hold it. You wouldn't last five minutes in the New York subway.
就是这么做的。 That's the way it's done.
-可以喝吗?-我不知道。我从来没试过。 - Is that good to drink? - I don't know. I never tried it.
等一下，等一下。你想试试这边吗? Hold it, hold it. You wanna try this side?
是的。 Yeah.
需要帮忙吗? Need some help?
-你能离开这里吗?——对吧! - Will you get out of here? - Right!
谢谢,机器人沙基。原谅我。 Thanks, Shakey. Excuse me.
抓住这个家伙，夏奇! Get this guy, Shakey!
对不起，神父，路已经开了。 Excuse me, Father, but the road's open.
哦,谢谢。 Oh, thanks.
路的开放! The road's open!
再见。 Bye.
我们走吧!打它! Let's go! Hit it!
-快点，快点!快,快!——我在。 - Come on, come on! Faster, faster! - I'm trying.
-快点，快点!-像混乱队长那样驾驶它。 - Come on, faster! - Drive it like Captain Chaos would.
我试试看。 I'll try.
你为什么要取下那该死的面具? What'd you take off that goddamn mask for?
我没有摘下面具。他摘下了面具。 I didn't take off the mask. He took off the mask.
-我们需要他，维克多!-我不知道他在哪。 - We need him, Victor! - I don't know where he is.
非常有趣的家伙。我想调查他的案子。 Very interesting fellow. I'd like to probe his case.
我真不敢相信。我们不希望他在这里，他在这里。 I don't believe this shit. We don't want him around, he's around.
当我们需要他的时候，他不在。我去喝杯啤酒。 When we want him, he's not around. I'm gonna get a beer.
离终点只有10个街区。 It's only ten blocks to the finish.
我非常有信心，我们会胜利的。 I feel very confident that we will be triumphant.
-那是什么鬼东西?——兰博基尼。 - What the hell was that? - A Lamborghini.
-她参加了比赛?——抓住它! - She in the race? - Catch it!
你能开快点吗?来吧! Will you go faster! Come on!
你的每一部电影我都至少看了三四遍。 I've seen every single one of your movies at least three or four times.
四次吗? Four times?
-我想我们已经搞定了，宝贝。-是的，我们看起来不错。 - I think we've got it goin', baby. - Yeah, we're looking good.
希腊人会给我们钱的! Greek's gonna pay us money!
天啊!等等，我要告诉我的朋友… Gosh! Wait'll I tell my friends...
我当时坐在乔治·汉密尔顿旁边! I was sitting next to George Hamilton!
乔治·汉密尔顿? George Hamilton?
-我们抓到他们了!-我们抓到他们了! - We got 'em! - We got 'em!
当心! Look out!
这是一场赛跑! It's a foot race!
-我有名片…-不，给我，医生。 - I've got the card... - No, give me that, Doc.
来吧!这是一场赛跑! Come on! It's a foot race!
没有恐惧!混乱是这里! Have no fear! Chaos is here!
抓住它，赢得胜利，船长! Take it and win, Captain!
有人需要治疗吗? Anyone need medical attention?
走吧!走,混乱! Go! Go, Chaos!
我们会赢! We're gonna win!
这不是一种赢得比赛的方式。你说呢，父亲? It's not a sporting way to win. What do you say, Father?
不，这不是一种运动方式，这是一种糟糕的获胜方式。 No, it's not a sporting way, it's a shitty way to win.
我们赢了!我们会赢! We won! We're gonna win!
的帮助!的帮助!谁来救救我的孩子!他溺水了! Help! Help! Somebody save my baby! He's drowning!
没问题，美女。我会救你的孩子。 No problem, fair lady. I will save your baby.
没有恐惧! Have no fear!
哦，我的宝贝，我的宝贝。 Oh, my baby, my baby.
谢谢你！你真是个勇敢的人。 Thank you. You're such a brave man.
你不知道这对我意味着什么。 You don't know what this means to me.
我的宝贝，我爱你。 Oh, my baby, I love you.
我救了那个女人的狗。 J. J., I saved that woman's dog.
维克多，我们本可以赢得那场比赛的。 Victor, we could have won that race.
你明白我说的吗?我们本可以赢的! You understand what I'm telling you? We could have won!
你明白吗? You understand that?
你得去玩那个愚蠢的特技。 You had to go pull that stupid stunt.
他是对的,胜利者。 He's right, Victor.
我们厌倦了混乱队长。 We are sick of Captain Chaos.
我们受够了混乱船长，我们可以吐了。 We are so sick of Captain Chaos we could throw up.
维克多，你知道吗? So you know what, Victor?
再也不会有混乱队长了。 There's not gonna be any more Captain Chaos.
没有更多!明白我的意思了吗? No more! You see what I'm telling you?
不再有混乱队长! No more Captain Chaos!
现在，你觉得怎么样? Now, what do you think of that?
我不在乎，因为… I don't care, because...
我一直想成为…… I've always wanted to be...
美国队长! Captain USA!
这是一件肮脏的工作，但总得有人去做。 It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.
谁赢了比赛?-你最后得到什么? - Who won the race? - What do you get for last?
你们有什么感觉，现在你们已经强奸了美国的高速公路? How do you all feel, now that you have raped the American highways?
——美丽。太棒了。——太棒了。 - Beautiful. Wonderful. - Great.
老伙计，我建议你控制住自己…… Old chap, I suggest you get a grip on yourself...
或者更好，在其中一个上面。 or better, on one of these.
我要任何东西。 I'll take anything.
你可以随便用我车里的打火机，先生… And feel free to use the lighter in my car, Mr...
Foyt。 Foyt.
你等着他碰打火机吧。 You wait till he touches that lighter.
不是都不会发生。 Ain't nothin' happening.
这是有趣的。 That's funny.
原谅我。 Excuse me.
福依特先生，你是怎么点燃的? Mr. Foyt, how did you light that?
当然是用打火机了。 Well, with the lighter, of course.
这是奇怪的。 That's odd.
我有预感明年我们还会再来一次。 I've got a feeling next year we'll do this again.
J. J.，我们做的不是好事吗? J. J., didn't we do good?
——停止它。——准备好了吗? - Stop it. - Ready?
——停止它!——好的。好吧。 - Stop it! - Okay. Okay.
等一下。我得到了一些东西。 Wait a minute. I got something.
不，这有帮助。 No, this will help.
我不会打你的。 I'm not gonna hit you.
听我的。我向上帝发誓。 Listen to me. I swear to God.
我不会打你的。手表。手表。 I'm not gonna hit you. Watch. Watch.
好了，我准备好了。 Okay, I'm ready now.
我们开始吧。 Here we go.
看那狗屎。 Look at that shit.
我准备好了，准备好了。我向上帝发誓，我准备好了。 I'm ready, I'm ready. I swear to God, I'm ready.
我们要走。 We're off.
他要坐在哪里? Where's he gonna sit?
我警告过你不要干涉我的事。 I warned you not to interfere in my affairs.
史蒂文,放好。西摩。原谅我。 Steven, put away. Seymour. Excuse me.
没关系。我愿意回答任何问题。 That's all right. I'll answer to anything.
你看，即使是最亲密的家庭关系… You see, even in the deepest family relations...
我的生意不值得… My business is not worth a...
谢谢你,维克多。 Thank you, Victor.
你可能知道，我们… As you probably know, we're...
我们最喜欢…… we're the favorites to...
做明天比赛的胜利者… be the winning racers tomorrow...
在炮弹…… in the Cannonball...
种族，这将被倾倒… Race, which is gonna be poured...
晚上好,女士们。 Good evening, ladies.
- - -晚上。- - - - - -你好。 - Evening. - Hello.
我叫j.j.麦克卢尔，这是我的… My name is j.j. McClure, and this is my...
明年我们要去…… Next year we're going for the...
是吗? Yes?
完美的。完美的。 Perfect. Perfect.
比…… Better than...
我们得让这个女人… We have to get this woman...
参议员的妻子…… the senator's wife...
费城的…… to Philadelphia by...
把它变成加利福尼亚，好吗? Make that California, will you?
我们非常接近。 We're very close.
因为如果我有足够的时间… Because if I had enough time...
我会把那些念珠般的血… I would take those rosary bleeds...
然后塞进你的鼻子里。 and stuff'em up your nose.
——这些出血吗?-那些流血，是的。 - These bleeds? - Those bleeds, yeah.
你要把这些… You're gonna take these...
-然后塞到我鼻子里?-我会在这里流血… - and shove 'em up my nose? - I'd take these bleeds here...
我也不在乎 I don't care...
-我不在乎…——别笑! - I don't care... - Stop laughing!
我不在乎，因为… I don't care, because...
你会被扇耳光的。 You're gonna get slapped.
我一直想成为…… I always wanted to be...
美国队长! Captain America!
这是一个生活。 It's a living.
哦，我很抱歉。 Oh, I'm so sorry.
他笑了……他笑着说。 He laughed... He laughed first.
马丁先生先笑了。 Mr. Martin laughed first.
你笑什么? Why were you laughing?
他笑了，你打了我! He laughed and you hit me!