女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
现在请允许我向大家介绍一位 I would now like to introduce
我们业内的传奇 a legend in our industry.
她是我们广播网历史上 She's the most successful president
最成功的董事长 in the history of our network
在过去的五年里 and for the past five years
让我们保持着最高的收视率 has kept us at the very top of the ratings.
她是我们的超级王牌 我们的万能牌 She's our Maverick, our wild card,
今天 她将带领我们大开眼界 and today she's gonna take us right to the edge.
掌声欢迎我们伟大的天才 Please welcome a giant, a genius
电视行业中最努力的人 乔安娜·埃伯哈特 and the hardest-working person in television: Joanna eberhart.
加油 乔安娜 Way to go, Joanna!
谢谢你们 谢谢 Thank you all so much. Thank you.
乔安娜 Joanna!
这感觉真好 That feels good,
特别是这些掌声是来自全国各地的你们 especially coming from such a fantastic group of people
一群不可思议的人们 from all across our great nation,
我们广播网的会员们 our network affiliates.
给你们自己鼓掌吧 Give yourselves a great big hand.
你们应得的 You deserve it.
还有我想要 And I want
一份又大又丰厚的圣诞红利 a big, fat Christmas bonus.
只是开玩笑 但也不尽然 因为... Just kidding, but not really because...
对于接下来我要向你们展示的东西 I am so excited, I am so on fire,
我非常的兴奋 激动 I am so guts-and-glory passionate
又充满热情 about what I am about to show you.
所以准备好 因为在周一晚 So get ready because on Monday nights
全世界都将会观看着两名男女和一个蜂鸣器 the whole world will be watching a man, a woman and a buzzer!
你们准备好最后的性别挑战了吗 Are you ready for the final gender challenge?
谁赚的钱更多 Who makes more money?
我 I do.
谁每年都参加铁人三项赛并胜出 Who enters ironman triathlons every year and wins?
我 I do.
谁偷偷希望自己能和一个性感的女同性恋结婚 Who secretly wishes they were married to a hot, sexy lesbian?
- 我 - 我 - I do! - I do!
塔拉胜出 It's Tara!
还有... And...
在周四... ...on Thursdays...
不 这不仅仅是一档电视节目 No, this is not just a TV show.
这是一次突破 No, this is a breakthrough,
一次爆发 突破了所有的规则 a breakout, a break-all-the-rules
绝对能直冲艾美奖的尝试 and bring-on-the-emmys mega-smash!
是的 Yes!
请允许我向你们 Can I present to you
推荐这颗星球上的终极现实现象 this planet's ultimate reality phenomenon?
我能做得更好 I can do better!
我们将挑选婚姻幸福的夫妻 We will all be right there as happily-married couples
乘坐头等舱飞往一处热带天堂岛 are flown first class to a tropical island paradise
在那里 他们将被专业的三陪 where they will be completely surrounded
完全包围 by professional prostitutes.
一周过后... And at the end of the week...
让我们来看一看 Well, let's take a peek.
已经过去一周了 Well, it's been a week,
汉克 我们来自奥马哈市的人事经理 and Hank, our personnel manager from Omaha,
与瓦内萨一起度过了整整七天的时间 has spent the entire seven days with Vanessa,
我们的应召女郎 也是脱衣舞娘 our call girl and exotic dancer.
是的 确实很让人难以置信 Yeah, it's been amazing.
不得不承认我们在热水浴缸 And I'll admit we've had some fun
玩得很开心 in the hot tub and all.
但是比利 你知道吗 But you wanna know something, Billy?
我们就只是聊聊天而已... All we did was talk...
因为我爱我的妻子... Because I love my wife...
我唯一想去的地方就是 And the only place I want to be
和我的芭芭拉 is back in Omaha
回到奥马哈市 with my Barbara.
瓦内萨 真不幸 Tough break, nessa.
芭芭拉 你和洛基共度了周一 And Barbara, you spent Monday with rocky,
我们的健美运动者兼男妓 our bodybuilder and male escort,
周二到周四 你是和成人电影《悬案陪审团》 Tuesday through Thursday with the entire cast
整个剧组一起度过的 of the xxx film hung jury,
然后和托吉洛一起度过了整个周末 and you spent the entire weekend with tonkiro.
现在到了做 And now it's time
最后决定的时刻了 for the final decision.
芭芭拉 你来决定 Barbara, it's yours to make.
是选择回奥马哈市 Is it gonna be Omaha?
还是选择他们 Or "Oma-hunks"?
呃... Well...
在参加这档节目之前 我只和一个男人发生过关系 Before I came on this show I only had sex with one man,
那就是汉克 and that was usually Hank.
我深深地爱着汉克 全心全意直到永远 I love Hank deeply and forever with all my heart,
我永远都不会伤害他的 and I would never do anything to hurt him.
但我能做得更好 But I can do better!
两性之间的斗争 如同古老的时光... The battle of the sexes, as old as time but as...
为什么 why?
呃... Uh...
什么 Excuse me?
你为什么要这样做 Why did you do it?
天啊 是《我能做得更好》里的汉克 Oh, my god, it's Hank from I can do better.
各位 这是汉克 Hank, everyone.
不 停下 No, stop it.
我爱芭芭拉 我曾经拥有家庭 拥有生活 I love Barbara. I had a family. I had a life.
汉克 Hank,
我知道这很痛苦 I know it hurts.
爱情并不容易 Love isn't easy.
情感关系并不容易 对所有人都是如此 Relationships aren't easy, not for anyone.
但是现在你知道芭芭拉的真实想法 But now you know the truth about Barbara,
你要继续前进 继续生活 and you are gonna move on with your life.
你会遇到一个好姑娘的 And you're gonna meet someone wonderful,
美国会爱你的 and America is gonna love you.
好吧 我对下一热档节目有个好想法 Yeah. I've got a great idea for another hot new show.
很好 和我们说说 Well, tell it to us.
就叫... It's called...
让每一个女人都去死 Let's kill all the women.
他有枪 He's got a gun!
噢 Oh!
- 乔安娜 你还好吗 - 我很好 - Joanna, are you all right? - I am great.
随时出发 那些警察太耸人听闻了 Raring to go. The police were sensational.
我毫发无损 And not a scratch.
- 你还没听说吗 - 听说什么 - You haven't heard? - About what?
那个男人 汉克 That man, Hank.
就在他试图杀你之前 Right before he tried to kill you,
跑去找了他的前妻还有她那五个新男友 he went to see his ex-wife and five of her new boyfriends.
- 是吗 - 他开枪射击了所有人 - He did? - He shot all of them.
那位妻子现在情况仍然危殆 The wife is in critical condition,
另外四个男的要靠生命维持机 and four of the guys are on life support.
- 托吉洛呢 - 他没事 - Tonkiro? - He's fine.
- 谢天谢地 - 所以你知道这意味着什么 - Thank god. - So you know what this means.
当然 Of course.
我们全额负责他们的医疗费用 每一分钱 We pay for all of their medical treatment, every penny.
给他们请最好的理疗师 We get them the very best therapist,
保姆 康复师 childcare, rehab,
无论他们需要什么 whatever they need,
然后让他们乘坐头等舱到纽约 and then we fly them to New York, first class,
在黄金时段做一档特别节目 for a prime-time special,
《汉克与芭芭拉:让治愈开始吧》 Hank and Barbara: Let the healing begin.
你根本没在听 You're not listening.
我们无法承受这事 We can't wear this.
光是法律控诉就可能会搞垮整个广播网 The lawsuits alone may bankrupt the network.
你的所有新节目 整套电视排表 And all your new shows, the whole lineup,
都不会有人看 the affiliates won't touch them.
我们得对股东负责 We have shareholders.
不能让你搞垮广播网 We can't let you sink the network.
但我们祝你好运 But we wish you only the best.
当然 Of course.
谢谢你如此通情达理 把这件事处理得这么好 Thank you for being so classy and taking this so well.
乔安娜 我们只想说这对你太不公平了 Joanna, we just wanted to say that this is so not fair.
各位 再见 Goodbye, everybody!
祝万事如意 All the best!
- 乔 - 嗯 - Jo? - Mm.
啊 沃尔特 Ah, Walter.
发生了什么事 What happened?
你整个人都精神崩溃了 Well, you've had a complete nervous collapse.
啊... Ah...
医生说这需要花点功夫康复 And the doctors say there's a lot of work to do,
但你会没事的 but you're gonna be just fine.
还有 皮特给你画了这个 Oh, and Pete made this for you.
- 噢 真是太贴心了 - 对吧 - Oh, that's so sweet. - Isn't it?
而且我想告诉你 And I wanted you to know
在听到消息的那一刻 that the minute I heard the news,
我就立马打电话去公司辞职了 I called the network and I quit.
- 你是为了我才这么做的吗 - 当然 - You did that for me? - Of course.
我知道我只是个副董事长 I know I was only a vice president,
但在他们那样对待你之后 but I could never work for those people,
我绝对不能再为那些人工作了 not after the way they treated you.
噢 沃尔特... Oh, Walter...
你知道今天是什么日子吗 And do you remember what today is?
今天是我们的结婚纪念日 It's our anniversary.
噢 沃尔特... Oh, Walter...
对不起 ...I'm so sorry.
也许那个想杀我的男人 Maybe that man who tried to shoot me,
他是对的 maybe he was right.
也许我成为了那种邪恶的女人 Maybe I've become the wrong kind of woman.
也许我的所有决定都是错误的 Maybe I've made all of the wrong decisions.
我们能不能忘掉过去 重新开始 Could we get away and start over?
让我们的婚姻重新回到正轨 And get it right, our marriage?
- 我们为什么要搬家 - 搬到康乃迪克州 - But why are we moving? - To Connecticut?
那样我们才能好好休整 We're moving so that we can all kick back
然后在这个美丽的小镇重新开始生活啊 and have a great new life in this beautiful new town.
- 名字 - 克莱斯比 - Name? - Kresby.
- 欢迎来到斯塔福小镇 - 谢谢 - Welcome to Stepford. - Thanks.
大伙 你们觉得如何 What do you think, guys?
酷 Cool.
- 很好 - 亲爱的 - Good. - Honey?
你们好 我是威灵顿夫人 Hello, everyone. I'm Mrs. Wellington.
欢迎来到斯塔福小镇 Welcome to Stepford.
我是斯塔福地产的工作人员 我们在电话里已经交谈过了 I'm with Stepford realty. We spoke on the phone.
你肯定就是沃尔特了 很高兴见到你 You must be Walter. So nice to meet you in person.
还有小鬼们 And the little ones.
我猜你就是皮特了 I bet you're Pete.
- 没错 - 皮特 - Duh. - Pete!
他和他的爸爸一样帅气 And he's every bit as handsome as his dad.
谢谢 Thank you.
这位肯定是金柏莉 你这个可爱的小虫耳朵 And Kimberly, aren't you just the cutest little bug's ear.
虫子才没有耳朵 Bugs don't have ears.
她可是既活泼 又有一点小悲伤呢 Isn't she sassy, and a little sad.
这位一定就是乔安娜了 And this must be Joanna.
- 接受电击疗法了吗 - 不过她很好 - Electroshock? - But she's doing great.
你好 小小增能器 Hello, little energizer.
沃尔特打电话来的时候 The minute Walter called,
我就知道这套屋子肯定非常适合你们 I knew this was the perfect house for you.
这是斯塔福地产在这里最优秀的出品 It's the top of the line here at Stepford estates,
配套了美国家庭 and it's got everything
所需的一切 an American family could ever need.
请允许我向您们隆重介绍... And may I present to you...
- 看看这里 - 太棒了 - Look at this. - This is amazing.
这套大师级房子 ...the great room.
我把它称为舒适 I call it cozy.
而且屋内配套全智能系统 And it's also a smart house.
这里是控制安全系统的 Now, this controls the security system.
一切安全 All secure.
它还会与冰箱进行对话 It talks to the refrigerator.
我们需要果汁 我们需要果汁 我们需要果汁 We need juice, we need juice, we need juice.
这个系统还会监控所有卫生设施 The system also monitors all the commodes.
它会自行检测您尿液中的 Where it will test your urine
血糖 蛋白质以及体脂肪 for blood sugar, protein and body fat.
马桶冲水 Flush toilets.
孩子们 是不是很棒 Isn't that great, kids?
我要去看看我的房间 I'm gonna go check my room.
我也是 Me too.
沃尔特 你需要经常往来工作吗 Now, Walter, will you be commuting?
不用 No.
不用 乔安娜和我都辞去了广播网的工作 Uh, no, Joanna and I both left the network.
噢 看呐 是你们的小狗 Oh, look, it's the puppy.
漫游者3000号 Robo rover 3000.
过来 宝贝 快过来 过来 Come on, boy. Come on, come on, come on.
乔安娜 Joanna.
这个小镇已经有超过两百年的历史了 The town is over 200 years old.
由乔治·华盛顿所建造 It was founded by George Washington,
玛莎非常喜欢这里 and Martha just loved it.
斯塔福小镇是康乃迪克州的家庭天堂 Stepford is Connecticut's family paradise.
这里没有犯罪 It has no crime,
没有平穷 没有拥挤 no poverty and no pushing.
那是什么 在山上面的 What is that? Up on the hill?
那是斯塔福男士休闲会所 Well, that's our Stepford men's association.
让我们优秀的男人们可以聚在一起 Where all our wonderful guys can get together
休闲娱乐 and stay out of our hair.
我说得对吗 Am I right?
那女人都去哪里 Where do the women go?
去斯塔福日间水疗中心 To the simply Stepford day spa.
早上好 女士们 Good morning, ladies.
早上好 克莱尔 Good morning, Claire.
大家一起来欢迎我们的 I would like you all to welcome
斯塔福小镇的新居民 乔安娜 our newest citizen to Stepford: Joanna.
早上好 乔安娜 Good morning, Joanna.
我们准备好了吗 Are we ready to work out?
噢 准备好了 Oh, yes.
请站好位置 Places and poles, please.
等等 你们穿成这样锻炼 Wait, you work out dressed like this?
当然了 Well, of course.
无论我们做什么 都要以最好的样子 Whatever we do, we always want to look our very best.
试想一下我们的丈夫们看到我们 I mean, why, imagine if our husbands saw us
穿着又破又旧的黑色汗衫 in worn, dark, urban sweat clothes
顶着一头黏糊的头发 素面朝天的样子 with stringy hair and almost no makeup?
噢 天啊 Oh, good heavens!
现在 Now,
今天你将会受到特殊优待 today you are in for a special treat
因为我们正在练习一套运动操 because we are working on a series of exercises,
是我以简单的家务活亲自创作的 which I've personally invented, based on simple household tasks.
我把它称之为克莱尔操 I call my program clairobics.
因为她的名字叫克莱尔 Because her name is Claire.
好了 到我们瘦身运动的时间了 All right, now it's time to slim and scrub.
让我们变身为洗衣机 来... Let's all be washing machines. And...
甩啊 甩啊 甩啊 甩啊 Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga.
甩啊 甩啊 甩啊 甩啊 Chugga-chugga- chugga-chugga.
甩啊 甩啊 甩啊 甩啊 Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga.
继续 甩啊 甩啊 甩啊 甩啊 And chugga-chugga- chugga-chugga.
甩啊 甩啊 甩啊 甩啊 Chugga-chugga- chugga-chugga.
甩啊 甩啊 甩啊 甩啊 Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga.
乔安娜 一起来 Come on, Joanna.
甩啊 甩啊 甩啊 甩啊... Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga...
女士们 转圈 抬手 Spin cycle, ladies, and whoosh!
抬手 And whoosh!
真棒 Sweet.
很好 很好 谁是厉害的人 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Who's the man?
你最厉害 You the man.
谢谢 亲爱的 Thank you, dear.
- 沃尔特吗 - 嘿 你好吗 - Walter? - Hey, how are ya?
- 嘿 你好吗 - 我是沃尔特·克莱斯比 - Hey, how you doing? - Walter kresby.
- 很高兴见到你 - 我是泰德·范·桑特 - Good to see you. - Ted Van sant.
我是斯坦·皮特斯 快进来 I'm Stan Peters. Come on in, come on in.
- 麦克说了你会来 - 很高兴见到你 - Mike said you were coming. - Nice to see you.
快进来吧 Come on in.
请注意 请注意 Hear ye, hear ye.
大家一起来 独立纪念日快乐 Come one, come all, and happy fourth of July.
一点三十分会有孩子们的星条旗 1:30 will be the children's stars and stripes,
以及脸部彩绘活动... face painting...
是不是很棒 Isn't this great?
真正的老式小镇野餐活动 A real old-fashioned town picnic.
曼哈顿可不会有这样的活动 Can't get this in Manhattan.
所以我们只会待十分钟的时间 Which is why we're gonna stay exactly ten minutes.
就露个脸 We're gonna make an appearance,
然后我们就走吧 and then we're gonna get out of here.
孩子们 真的很抱歉 Kids, I'm really sorry about all of this,
但让我们尝试着玩得开心吧 but let's try and have fun, hm?
妈妈 这可是野餐活动 Mom, it's a picnic.
真扫兴 Chill.
去吧 去吧 去玩吧 Go ahead, go ahead, have fun.
十分钟 Ten minutes?
沃尔特 你还没明白 Walter, you just don't get it.
这些女人会像 These women are like
疯狂的空姐一样友好 deranged-flight-attendant friendly.
- 她们会把我团团围住 - 乔安娜 - They're gonna be all over me. - Joanna!
看吧 Here we go.
- 噢 乔安娜 - 你好 乔安娜 - Oh, Joanna. - Hello, Joanna.
嗨 乔安娜 Joanna, hi.
嗨 沃尔特 Hi, Walter.
你们好 Hi.
- 你看起来真棒 - 我喜欢你穿卡其裤的样子 - You look great. - I love you in khakis.
新买的 稍微尝一下鲜 They're new, a little experiment.
现在我知道它为什么叫香蕉共和国了 Now I know why they call it banana Republic.
不好意思 抱歉 Excuse me. Excuse me!
女士们 借过一下 Excuse me, ladies.
嘿 不好意思 Hey! Excuse me.
抱歉 借过 Excuse me. Excuse me
借过 excuse me.
我是在场唯一一个 Am I the only one who finds all of this
感觉非常不安的人吗 more than a little disturbing?
我们是在庆祝国庆 We are celebrating our nation's birthday,
但却没有一个非裔美国人到场 but there are almost no African Americans,
没有美洲印第安人 也没有亚裔美国人 no native Americans, no Asian Americans,
还有... 噢 天啊 and... oh, my god.
你是乔安娜·埃伯哈特 Hey, you're Joanna eberhart.
- 是的 - 他们对你实在是太不公平了 - Yes. - You got such a raw deal.
- 你是博比·马科维茨吗 - 是的 - Aren't you Bobbie markowitz? - Yes.
我超喜欢你的书 特别是最近的一本 I love your books, especially the last one.
叫什么名来着 What was it called?
讲述关于你和你母亲的关系的 It was about your relationship with your mother.
- 《我爱你 但拜托你死去吧》 - 嘿 宝贝 - I love you, but please die. - Hey, baby. Baby.
看看我画的 快看 Look what I did, look.
国庆节快乐 Happy fourth of July, everybody.
不好意思 这个人是不是让你觉得很烦 Excuse me. Is this guy bothering you?
是的 他是我的丈夫 Yes, he's my husband.
嘿 兄弟 Hey kresbo-man.
- 嘿 戴夫 - 你们怎么会认识对方 - Hey, Dave. - How do you know each other?
- 男士休闲会所 - 那个地方啊 - Men's association. - That place.
- 你洗完衣服了吗 - 没有 我刚写完一章书 - Did you finish the laundry? - No, I finished a chapter.
- 你做三明治了吗 - 你做了吗 - Did you make the sandwiches? - Did you?
- 孩子们在哪 - 什么孩子 - Where are the kids? - What kids?
- 我们的孩子 - 嘿 你们还好吗 - Our kids. - Hey, are you two okay?
我们好得很 We're fine.
走吧 我想去吃块曲奇饼 Come on, I need a cookie.
知道我什么意思了吗 See what I mean?
杰里 杰里 这里简直就是糕点促销会 Jerry... Jerry, it's a bake sale,
一个真正的糕点促销会 an actual bake sale.
就像是史密森尼博物馆里的 It's like some sort of heavenly diorama
主妇版的天国立体透视画 at the Smithsonian in the hall of homemakers.
噢 不 住手 住手 住手 Oh, no. No, stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
- 那可不是脆皮水果馅饼 - 罗杰 我们能不能... - That is not cobbler. - Roger, could we...?
我们能不能再进去点 差不多一两百码那样子 Could we reel it in, like, a couple of hundred yards?
你们是怎么保持身材的 How do you ladies keep your figures?
是不是哪里有个超大容量的馅饼呕吐桶 Is there just a huge vat of cobbler vomit somewhere?
- 但值得一试的 - 罗杰 - But worth it? - Roger.
噢 抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
- 那是... - 真是太好吃了 - That is... - This is fabulous.
杰里觉得我什么事都过于夸张了 Jerry thinks that I overdo, you know, everything.
抱歉 Excuse me,
请问你是罗杰·班尼斯特吗 um, aren't you Roger bannister?
《泰晤士报》上的那个超强建筑师 The amazing architect from the times?
噢 谢谢 这位是杰里·哈蒙 Oh, thank you. This is Jerry harmon.
- 你好 - 我是企业律师 - Hi. - Corporate attorney.
但是他正在寻求我的帮助 所以... But he's getting the help that he needs so...
- 你够了 - 你才够了 - stop it. - You stop it.
- 我们是新来的 - 天啊 你是乔安娜·埃伯哈特 - We're new. - Oh, my god, Joanna eberhart.
- 我喜欢你的电视节目 - 谢谢 - I love the shows. - Oh, thank you.
还有博比·马科维茨 And Bobbie markowitz.
我超爱你写的书 Love the books.
杰里 怎么会这样呢 你们是从哪来的 Jerry, how did this happen? Where did you come from?
我是说 竟然都在斯塔福小镇 I mean, right here in Stepford.
有缘人啊 People.
请注意 请注意 独立日表演家们 Attention, attention, fourth of July funsters,
拉上你的伴侣 因为到了 grab your partners because it's time
跳起斯塔福方块舞步的时候了 快来吧 for some sizzling Stepford square dancing, so come on in.
- 什么方块舞 - 女牛仔吗 - Square dancing? - Cowgirls?
- 我们死定了 - 是的 - We're in hell. Yee-haw.
博比 我们走吧 Come on, Bobbie.
您好 Howdy.
很好 大家准备好尽情欢乐一番 Okay, everybody ready to kick up your heels
抬起你的双脚 跳起斯塔福方块舞步了吗 for some barn-busting Stepford high-stepping?
很好 Okay.
鞠躬 Bow.
Oh. Bow.
There you go.
- 衣服不错 斯坦 - 谢谢 - Nice shirt, Stan. - Thanks.
好啊 欢呼 好啊 欢呼 Yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay,
好啊 欢呼 yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay,
- 好啊 欢呼 - 亲爱的 - yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay... - Honey.
- 好啊 欢呼 - 宝贝 冷静 - ...yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay. - Now, calm down, baby.
背对背 背对背 背对背 Do-si-do, do-si-do, do-si-do, do-si-do...
背对背 背对背 Do-si-do, do-si-do...
- 退后 伙计 - 背对背... - Back up, guy... - Do-si-do, do-si-do
天啊 Jesus.
背对背 背对背 背对背 Do-do-si-do, do-si-do, do-si-do, do-si-do.
- 借过 借过 - 她还好吗 - Excuse me. Excuse me. - Is she all right?
- 没事 - 借过 - It's okay. - Excuse me.
背对背 Do-si-do.
好了 别移动她 All right. Okay. Don't try to move her.
她喝醉了 She's drunk.
- 谢谢你 不需要了 - 她是金发妹 - There's no need, thank you. - She's blond.
- 背对背 - 乔 你又不是医生 - Do-si-do. - Jo, you're not a doctor.
沃尔特 我能处理的 整个广播网我都能管好 Walter, I can take care of this. I ran a network.
- 赶紧报警吧 - 麦克来了 - Somebody call 911. - Mike's here.
麦克 Mike.
背对背 Do-si-do.
背对背 背对背 背对背 Do-si-do, do-si-do, do-si-do.
- 麦克 - 没事 我在这 - Mike. - It's okay. I'm here.
沃尔特 您的夫人 Walter, the missus.
- 夫人 - 乔 乔 - The missus? - Jo, Jo.
沃尔特 你什么毛病啊 Walter, what is your problem?
- 不好意思 - 请往后站 - Excuse me. - Stand back, please.
嘿 不好意思... Hey! Uh, excuse...
- 不好意思 - 我没法... - Excuse me. - I can't... ex...
背对背 背对... do-si-do, do-si...
那是怎么回事 what was that?
赫伯 戴夫 Herb, Dave,
帮一下忙 把萨拉抬到我的悍马车上 give me a hand, and we'll get Sarah right into my Hummer.
- 你的悍马车 - 这车很舒适的 - Your Hummer? - It's a sweet ride.
还很宽敞 It's roomy.
我们得叫救护车 你们不应该移动她 We need an ambulance. You shouldn't be moving her.
她可能需要输氧 护理 She might need oxygen, paramedics.
乔 世界不是围着你转的 Everything isn't always about you, Jo.
沃尔特 Walter.
她会好起来的 She'll be fine.
是太阳太猛烈 她脱水罢了 It's... it's too much sun. She's dehydrated.
脱水 你是疯了吗 Dehydrated? Are you crazy?
乔 很抱歉 麦克 Jo. I'm sorry about this, Mike.
乔安娜 乔安娜 Joanna. Joanna,
这是非常特殊的时刻 this is a very special moment.
我向你介绍一下... I would like you to meet...
麦克·惠灵顿 Mike Wellington.
我的丈夫 My husband.
噢... Oh...
你一定就是那个著名的乔安娜了 And you must be the famous Joanna.
你比报纸上看起来更漂亮呢 You're even prettier than in the newspapers.
他们对你非常的不公平 They don't do you justice.
抱歉 那个女人病得可不轻 Excuse me, that woman is very sick.
谢谢 但是我应该陪着她的 Thank you. I should be going with her.
她会得到周全的照顾的 She'll get all the help she needs.
相信我 女士 Trust me, little lady.
那个女人癫痫病发作了 That woman had a seizure,
实际上她都快悬空了 and she was practically levitating.
都已经跟你说五百万遍了 And I have told you five million times
我打过电话给赫伯了 I phoned herb.
他说萨拉没事 He said that Sarah is fine.
就如麦克所说的 她只是有点脱水 She just needed some fluids, just like Mike said.
- 她当时都冒火花了 沃尔特 - 她是在跳舞 - She was sparking, Walter. - She was dancing.
那么为什么不叫医生 Then why wasn't there a doctor anywhere?
- 还有为什么... - 小声点 孩子 - And why...? - Shh. Kids.
为什么... Why...?
沃尔特 Walter!
沃尔特 还有为什么大家 Walter! And why did everyone
都不假思索地就听那个麦克的指挥了 just automatically listen to that Mike person?
还有为什么 所有人都袖手旁观 And why, why was everyone just standing there?
你是说为什么他们没有听你的指挥吗 You mean why weren't they just listening to you?
- 我不是那个意思 - 天啊 乔安娜 - That's not what I'm saying! - Jesus Christ, Joanna!
- 什么 - 你被辞退了 - What? - You were fired,
你的孩子几乎不认识你 your kids barely know you,
还有我们的婚姻正在分崩离析 and our marriage is falling apart.
- 嘘 - 还有你的态度 - Shh! - And your whole attitude
让人简直想杀了你 makes people want to kill you.
让人想试着把你给杀了 It makes people try to kill you.
这就是我们来这里的原因 That's what we're doing here.
这个镇子里的人除了对你 The people in this town have been nothing
友好和善之外 别无他想 but friendly and welcoming and wonderful to you.
但是你却一直多疑猜测 And you've been nothing but snide and suspicious.
除此之外 你还在野餐活动上羞辱我 And on top of that, at the picnic you humiliated me.
我没法再忍受下去了 Well, I can't do it anymore.
我没法为了鸡毛蒜皮的小事 I can't keep fighting you
和你一直争吵 我们完了 for every inch of everything. Game over.
- 我们的婚姻也完了 - 不 - Marriage over. - Oh, no!
不 No!
什么 No what?
别走 Please don't go.
- 为什么 - 因为你是对的 - Why not? - Because you're right.
等等 你刚才说什么 Wait, I'm sorry. I don't think I heard that.
我没听清楚 What did you just say?
我说 你是对的 I said, you're right.
关于哪方面 About?
一切 About everything.
关于我 Oh... about me.
你知道为什么我会到广播网工作吗 Do you know why I signed on at the network?
因为我想如果我在你身边的话 Because I thought that if I was around,
就可以帮你加油打气 I could help you lighten up.
是吗 You did?
是的 那档节目叫什么来着 Yeah, I did. What was that one show called?
《我为人人》吗 I can do everybody?
看到了吧 我就是这个意思 See, that's what I mean.
我想让你开心 I wanted to make you laugh.
你太贴心了 但是我... That's so sweet, but I...
我太忙了 我... I was busy. I was...
沃尔特 我在管理着整个广播网 I was running a network, Walter.
你忙到我们已经有一年没有亲热了 You were so busy that we haven't made love in over a year.
我知道 I know.
我想你 我... Well, I miss you. I...
但是我一直都那么的爱你 我... But I've always loved you so much. I...
你知道的 You know that.
为什么 Why?
因为... 因为... Because... Because...
你傻傻的 还有你... ...you're goofy, and you're...
很帅气 还有你... You're handsome, and you're... you're...
你是我的沃尔特 You're my Walter.
还有因为你在玩计算机弈棋的时候 And because when you play computer chess
你会跳那个... you do that little, uh...
你会跳那个胜利之舞 哇呜 You do that little victory dance. Whoo-whoo.
才没有 我才没有 I do not. I don't do that.
- 你就有 - 我没有 - Yes, you do. - No, I don't.
但是如果我不是最聪明的 But if I'm not the smartest
最成功的精英中的精英 and the best of the best and the most successful,
那我就不知道自己到底是谁了 then I don't know, who am I?
你想知道吗 Do you wanna find out?
怎么 How?
首先 我们现在是在乡下 First of all, we're in the country now,
别再穿黑色衣服了 so no more black.
- 别再穿黑色衣服 你疯了吗 - 你听我说 - No more black? Are you insane? - You heard me.
只有精力充沛的神经过敏性 Only high-powered, neurotic, castrating,
曼哈顿事业女汉子才会穿黑色 Manhattan career bitches wear black.
你想成为那样的人吗 Is that what you wanna be?
从我小时候就开始想了 Ever since I was a little girl.
我看起来真的还好吗 Do I really look okay?
要我说实话吗 Can I be honest?
嗯哼 Mm-hm.
你看起来有点像贝蒂妙厨 You look kind of like Betty Crocker.
我知道 I know.
- 在贝蒂·福特戒瘾中心的那种 - 需要牛奶 - At Betty Ford. - We need milk.
- 需要牛奶 需要牛奶 - 谢谢 - We need milk. We need milk. - Thank you.
我在试着努力改变 Look, I'm trying to make an effort to change.
昨晚 我的丈夫完全变了个人 I mean, last night my husband was a different person.
变得强硬 有说服力 有掌控性 He was strong, he was forceful, he was commanding.
就像你的冰箱那样 Like your refrigerator.
好吧 可没人说当个家庭主妇 Well, nobody said it was gonna be easy being a homemaker
不爱出门的母亲是件容易事 and a stay-at-home mom.
这可是世界上最艰难的工作了 对吧 It's the toughest job in the world, right?
可能吧 这些斯塔福女人 Well, that may be, but these Stepford women,
完全是不同次元的 they're a whole other dimension.
就像昨天 Oh, like yesterday,
那个可怜的女人 萨拉·桑德森 that poor lady, Sarah sunderson.
沃尔特说她没事了 Walter said she's fine.
但你不是说她的耳朵都冒火花了嘛 But you said she was shooting off sparks from her ears.
现在 那就是第一个迹象了 Now, that's the first sign.
- 什么迹象 - 廉价珠宝 - Of what? - Cheap jewelry.
- 我们应该去看望她 - 为什么 - We should go see her. - Why?
因为我们应该给予支持啊 Because we need to be supportive.
那就是曼哈顿之外的人们会做的 That's how people behave outside of Manhattan.
他们互相关爱 They care about each other.
如果你们身在纽约 I mean, if you were in New York
然后一个邻居生病了 你们会怎么做 and one of your neighbors got sick, what would you do?
- 我们会给她打电话 - 看她是不是快病逝了 - We'd call her. - To see if she was gonna die.
那样我们就能拿到她的公寓了 So we could get the apartment.
我们走吧 起来 起来 Let's go. Hm? Up. Up. Up.
萨拉 Sarah?
- 有人在吗 - 她在里面吗 - Yoo-hoo. - Yoo-hoo? Is she in there?
- 你在干什么 - 门是开着的 - What are you doing? - It's open.
- 太不可思议了 - 太好人了 - That's amazing. - So sweet.
感觉完全被信任 And so trusting.
罗杰 Roger.
- 看看这个地方 - 哇呜 - Look at this place. - Wow.
萨拉 萨拉 Sarah? Sarah?
罗杰 Roger.
噢 赫伯 Oh, herb.
- 噢 宝贝 - 噢 太棒了 - Oh, baby. - Oh! Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
- 求你了 - 耶 - Oh, make me beg! - Yeah!
我太幸运了 Oh, I'm so lucky!
- 天啊 - 是在看录像带吗 - Oh, my god. - Is that a DVD?
不是 是他们本人 No, it's them.
你是我的王 Oh, you're the king!
好棒 Yes!
- 我要上去 - 干嘛 - I'm going up there. - Why?
- 罗杰 - 我想要看一下 - Roger! - I want some.
罗杰 罗杰 Roger. Roger.
- 宝贝 给我拿点玉米片 - 好 亲爱的 - Baby, grab me some nachos. - Yes, dear.
我们应该出去 We should get out of here.
这是什么 What's this?
- 罗杰 放下 - 干嘛 拜托 安静 - Roger, put it down. - What? Oh, come on. Shh.
- 罗杰 - 为什么这上面还刻了"萨拉" - Roger. - Why does it say Sarah?
罗杰 你应该现在就把它放下 Roger, you should put it down now.
我们出去吧 这里不是我们的房子 Let's get out of here. This isn't our house.
别说了 你们难道就不能闭嘴吗 Oh, stop. Would you just quit?
罗杰 我们得走了 We have to, Roger.
见鬼 我们这是在非法入侵 For god's sake, we're trespassing.
我们得离开这里 We have to get out of here.
放下 拜托 Put it down. Come on.
好吧 试试按这个键 Okay, let's try and use this.
我们得走了 We have to go.
- 她来了 - 她来了 - She's coming. - She's coming.
赶紧 赶紧 赶紧 Hurry, hurry, hurry.
我真是太尴尬了 I'm so embarrassed.
太尴尬了 都要饿死了 I'm mortified. I'm famished.
- 博比 - 怎么了 - Bobbie. - Yeah?
你是在培养炭疽吗 Are you making Anthrax?
不好意思 Excuse me.
我一直在忙着写新书 I've been busy. My new book.
你就不能请个人来搞卫生吗 But can't you hire someone to clean?
请个勇敢的人 Someone brave?
戴夫说我得自己动手 就像萨拉·桑德森那样 Dave says I got to do it myself, like Sarah sunderson.
你能相信吗 Ooh, could you believe her?
但是 亲爱的 她家真的是一尘不染 But, darling, her home is spotless.
而且她还大白天的 And she's having incredible sex
就和自己丈夫搞得天翻地覆 in the middle of the day with her husband.
抱歉 Well, I'm sorry,
但我的精神病医生说我需要创造性混乱 but my shrink says I need creative chaos.
我的理疗师说我需要清晰的界限 My therapist says I need boundaries.
我的医生说我需要 My doctor said I need
足够的电疗 才能打起精神 enough electricity to jumpstart Vegas.
你试过抑郁药没 You ever done Zoloft?
噢 小意思 Oh! Kid stuff.
镇静剂 我喜欢镇静剂 比较老派 Xanax. I worship Xanax. I'm old-fashioned.
我喜欢百忧解 再加点伟哥 I like Prozac with a Viagra chaser.
雄起 雄起啊 You're up, and you're up!
噢 罗杰 Oh, Roger.
伟哥 Viagra.
嘿 你是不是有什么东西要告诉我们 Hey, is there something that you need to tell us?
好吧 Well...
- 分享 - 没错 - Sharing. - Mm-hm.
好吧 Okay. Okay.
杰里和我已经接受伴侣心理咨询... Jerry and I have been in couple's counseling...
一年多了... For over a year...
最终... And finally...
我没法再忍受 Finally I just couldn't take it anymore.
我怒吼道 "你都已经成了个同性恋共和主义者了" I howled, "You've become a gay republican."
他说 "这有什么问题吗" and he said, "What's wrong with that?"
我说 "这有什么问题 I said, "What's wrong with that?
这就像是你想顶着头烂发型当同性恋" That's like wanting to be gay with a bad haircut."
没错 Exactly.
所以心理医生建议我们搬到郊区来 So the counselor suggested that we move to the 'burbs.
寻找平衡点 To find a balance.
我们是迫不得已才搬到这里的 We moved here as a last resort.
法院命令 不许提问 Court order. Don't ask.
好吧 我知道这确实难以想象 Okay. I know this is unthinkable,
但如果我们真能学会如何在不服用... but what if we could actually learn how to be happy...
药物和或者强迫性暴食下也能快乐起来呢 Without Paxil or compulsive overeating?
如果我们真的努力试试 What if we actually gave this whole thing a try for real,
斯塔福式生活呢 the whole Stepford thing?
- 嘿 耶 - 只能有一个胜出者 - Hey, yeah! - Only one can survive.
宙斯 宙斯 宙斯 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
宙斯 宙斯 宙斯 宙斯 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
加油 克里斯波 Come on, kresbo, baby.
宙斯 宙斯 把它的胸罩拿掉 Zeus! Zeus! Rip her bra off!
宙斯 宙斯 宙斯 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
耶 耶 Yeah! Yeah!
宙斯是宇宙的主宰 Zeus rules the universe!
泰德输给沃尔特二十大洋 And Ted owes Walter 20 big ones!
啊 做个男子汉 Ah, to be a man.
哇呜 Whoo!
沃尔特 So, Walt,
你和斯塔福镇似乎真的很投缘啊 you and Stepford, it seems like a real match.
我想说 这个地方 这个小镇 这里的房子 I'll say. I mean, the town and the houses. This place.
就像梦境一样 就像是... Well, it's like a dream. It's like...
生活本来就应该是这个样子的 Like the way life was meant to be.
还有你们的妻子 天啊 And all of your wives. Oh, my god.
天啊 她们是如此... Oh, my god. They're so... so, um...
贴心吗 Sweet?
热辣吗 Sizzling?
超级棒吗 Super fine?
好吧... Well...
能参加斯塔福读书俱乐部 We are all so thrilled to be here
我们真的是非常的激动 at the Stepford book club,
简直难以名状 I can't tell you.
我刚看完林登·约翰逊的 Now, I have just finished the third volume
《罗伯特·卡罗的一生》的第三卷 of Robert caro's life of lyndon Johnson,
我已经等不及要看下一卷了 and I am dying for the next installment.
那本书确实非凡 That's all marvelous,
但今天我们要讨论的是... but today we are going to discuss...
它可能是 Well, it is probably
我们所有人所拜读的书籍中最重要的一本 the most important book any of us will ever read.
是的 它不但刺激且鼓舞人心 Yes, it is provocative, but it is also inspiring.
《山上的遗产》豪华限定版 The heritage hills special edition golden deluxe treasury
是圣诞节的纪念版 of Christmas keepsakes and collectibles.
这本书对我说 This book said to me,
"让我们用故事庆祝我主基督耶稣的 "Let's celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus Christ
诞生" with yarn."
博比 Now, Bobbie,
我们认为你可能会对这周的 we all realize you're probably feeling
读书分享感到有点不太舒服 a bit uncomfortable with this week's book
因为你是... because you're...
我应该用什么词好呢 Oh, what's the word I'm looking for?
新来的 New?
- 害怕 - 古怪 - Scared? - Cranky?
犹太人 Jewish.
都一样 Same thing.
但这套《山上的遗产》非常具有包容性 But the heritage hill series is very inclusive.
实际上 里面有整整一章节是关于光明节的 In fact, there is a whole chapter about hanukkah.
我很喜欢讲述松果的那个章节 I just love the chapter on pinecones.
它们不仅仅可以用来做花环和摆桌饰品 They're not just for wreaths and centerpieces.
你还可以用松果做一个非常特别的圣诞节烛台 You can use pinecones to create a very special yuletide menorah.
只要再加一小顶毛线帽 Your pinecone snowman could be Jewish.
你的松果雪人就能成为犹太版的 Just add one of those little beanies.
或者我可以用上百个松果 Or maybe I could just use hundreds of pinecones
在我家前院拼一个 to spell out the words, "Big Jew,"
足十五尺高的"大犹太"字样出来 in letters 15 feet tall in the snow in my front yard.
真是个好主意 That's a wonderful idea.
- 是的 - 真是好主意 - Oh, yes, yes. - That's very wonderful.
我想拼一个原物大小的圣诞老人 I love the idea of creating a life-sized Santa claus,
- 全都用松果 - 好吧 我喜欢这主意 - all out of pinecones. - Okay, I love that.
我要用松果拼一个婴儿版的耶稣 I'm going to use a pinecone in my nativity as the baby Jesus.
我要在自慰器上装一个松果 And I'm going to attach a pinecone to my vibrator
然后过个快乐的圣诞节 and have a really merry Christmas.
噢... Oh...
乔安娜 她还适应吗 Joanna, how is she fitting in?
呃... Well...
还行吧... Okay...
我也算是自己人 对吧 I'm among friends, right?
当然了 Of course. Yeah.
那么... So...
乔安娜和我谈过了 Joanna and I had this big talk,
两个人都敞开心扉 开诚布公 and we were really open with each other.
问题都解决了 I mean, we really got it all out.
我想从现在开始... And I think from now on...
她会变得非常 非常的不一样 ...she's gonna be very, very different.
你觉得乔安娜真的会改变吗 You think Joanna's really going to change?
是的 当然 Yes, I do. Absolutely.
你结婚多久了 And how long have you been married?
泰德 Ted!
怎么了 Yes.
你不是还欠沃尔特二十块钱吗 Don't you owe Walter $20?
是的 没错 That's absolutely right, I do.
宝贝 Babe!
怎么了 亲爱的 Yes, darling?
沃尔特 坐下吧 Walt, sit down.
我需要二十块钱 I need 20.
- 你知道我的密码 - 当然 - You know my pin. - Of course.
她给的都是零钱 She gives singles.
这些是为明天的日间夏令营准备的吗 Are these all for day camp tomorrow?
宝贝 我只是想要你为我骄傲 I just want you to be proud of me, honey.
爸爸 快看 Dad, watch this.
球 Ball.
这个机器人是不是很酷 Aren't robots cool?
是的 Oh, yeah.
男主人在吗 May I speak to the man of the house?
- 蛮横巴特 - 虫师马科维茨 - Snot-butt. - Bugmaster markowitz.
冷血杀手 克里斯波 Stone-cold thriller killer kresbo.
有人要吃纸杯蛋糕吗 Cupcakes, anyone?
- 纸杯蛋糕 - 纸杯蛋糕 - Cupcakes! - Cupcakes.
嘿 时间刚刚好 Hey, right on time.
乔 蛋糕还冒着热气呢 Jo, these are smoking.
你怎么就不做一下点心什么的 Why don't you make stuff like this?
那你怎么不做 Why don't you?
因为我是男人 Because I have a penis.
- 我们得走了 - 是的 我们要开个会 - We should get moving. - Yeah, we got a meeting.
在男士休闲会所 At the men's association.
亲爱的 你什么时候回家 When will you be home, honey?
该回家的时候我就会回 When I'm home.
找个保姆吧 Call a sitter.
博比 你确定要这样吗 Bobbie, are you sure about this?
我们不是来偷看 只是来参观的 We're not spying. We're just visiting.
伙计们 无法形容这位新同伴的加入 Fellas, I can't tell you how happy we are
让我有多开心 to welcome all of this new blood.
我很喜欢这个地方 I love, love this space.
这里简直就是时尚又复古 It's very Ralph Lauren meets Sherlock Holmes.
对我而言 就是"我有蛋又有品位" To me, it says, "I have taste and a scrotum."
- 罗杰 你答应过的 - 什么 - Roger, you promised. - What?
- 粗口 - 讨厌 - Whore. - Bore.
抱歉 Sorry.
不 不 不 杰里 你会发现 No, no, no. Jerry, you're gonna find
斯塔福镇是非常开放的... that Stepford is very open-minded and...
没错 Oh, yeah.
我们像欢迎其他夫妇一样 ...we welcome you and your partner,
欢迎你和你的伴侣 just like any other couple.
- 当然 一视同仁 - 当然 - Absolutely. Any other. - Of course.
- 没错 - 女朋友 - That's right. - Girlfriend.
小... 小姐 Miss... miss thing.
敬斯塔福镇 To Stepford!
敬斯塔福镇 Stepford!
见鬼 走吧 我们走 Dang it. Come on, let's go.
你觉得这样真的没问题吗 偷偷摸摸的 You think this is all right, sneaking around?
你好好想想 Add it up.
这里所有的女人都是完美的性感尤物 All the women around here are perfect sex-kitten bimbos.
所有男人都是不能自理的白痴 All the men are drooling nerds.
- 不觉得很奇怪吗 - 不觉得 - Doesn't that seem strange? - Not to me.
- 为什么不觉得 - 我是名电视工作者 - Why not? - I work in television.
走吧 Oh, come on.
沃尔特 我想乔安娜是对的 You know, Walter, I think Joanna is right.
我想斯塔福就是答案 I think Stepford is the answer.
- 她是个好女人 - 或者说她会成为好女人的 - She's a great gal. - Or she will be.
- 拜托 拉我起来 - 我们不应该在这里 - Come on, help me up. - We shouldn't be here.
拜托 别那么胆小 Oh, come on. Don't be such a chicken.
- 我应该在家做着我的纸杯蛋糕 - 为什么 - I should be home with my cupcakes. - Why?
因为你不过是做了五千个纸杯蛋糕吗 Because you only made 5,000 of them?
- 我们这是在非法入侵 - 被抓到才算是 - We're trespassing. - Only if we get caught.
见鬼 我什么都看不见 Damn, I can't see a thing.
那里有灯 在那 Oh, there's the light. There it is.
不 博比 No, Bobbie.
这就像是外星人畸形秀一样 This is like some alien freak show.
为什么 不过就是一些全家福罢了 Why? They're just family portraits.
是的 我就是那个意思 Yeah, that's what I said.
灯 The lights.
我们应该离家这里 We should get out of here.
别出声 Shh!
- 我们是不是该逃跑 - 嘘 - Should we run? - Shh.
天啊 Oh, my god.
克拉丽斯 Clarice?
嗨 女士们 Hi, girls!
罗杰 Roger!
你吓死我们了 You scared us.
- 你们在这里干嘛呢 - 怎么回事 - What are you doing in here? - What's going on?
他们是在嫖妓 寻欢作乐 还是在看色情录像带啊 Do they have hookers or old playboys or cable porn?
拜托 他们只是在打打闹闹罢了 Oh, please. They barely have throw pillows.
噢 Ooh!
- 他们来了 - 那些男人们 - They're coming. - The menfolk.
- 打给我们 - 好的 - Call us. - Okay.
罗杰 Rog?
是什么 你看见谁了吗 What was it? Did you see anyone?
什么都没看见 Not a soul.
不过这里到底有什么啊 这些房间里面 But what's back here anyway, in all of these rooms?
仓库吗 衣服吗 Storage? Sweaters?
还是尸体吗 Bodies?
杰里 Jerry.
看见你左手边的那扇门了吗 Do you see that door on your left?
过去看看吧 Check it out.
噢 天啊 Oh, boy.
我什么都看不见啊 太黑了 Why, I can't see anything. It's dark.
- 打开你的手电筒啊 - 噢 - Use your flashlight. - Oh.
我感觉就像是神探南茜那样 I feel like Nancy drew
深陷在中年危机的秘密中 in the mystery of the mid-life crisis.
我到底在看着什么啊 Hm. What am I looking for?
往下看 Look down.
杰里 Jerry?
罗杰 Roger!
- 博比 - 罗杰 - Bobbie. - Roger!
- 博比 - 罗杰 - Bobbie? - Roger!
罗杰说男士休闲会所压根 Roger said there was nothing going on
没有什么不对劲的地方 at the men's association.
那他为什么不接电话 Well, then why doesn't he answer the phone?
- 已经两天了 - 博比 - It's been two days. - Bobbie.
罗杰 Roger!
这不是他最喜欢的衬衫吗 Isn't that his favorite shirt,
杜嘉班纳的 the dolce & gabbana?
还有古驰的 And the guccis.
- 范思哲的 - 可能是他要捐掉呢 - And the versace. - Maybe he's donating them.
捐给谁 无家可归的同性恋吗 To what? The gay homeless?
他可喜欢这张照片了 He loved this.
他的发型大典 His program from hairspray.
- 天啊 - 怎么了 - Oh, my god. - What is it?
维果的衣服 Viggo.
谢谢 女士们 先生们 我是杰里·哈蒙 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Jerry harmon, and I...
我知道我才刚来没多久 但已经感觉很好 I know I'm pretty new here, but already I feel so at home.
但是为什么杰里叫我们在这里和他见面 But why did Jerry ask us to meet him here?
我有幸向大家介绍 Proud that I can introduce
斯塔福镇最新的州参议员候选人 Stepford's brand-new candidate for State Senate.
女士们 先生们 有请罗杰·班尼斯特 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr. Roger bannister.
什么 What?
他太棒了 He's wonderful.
谢谢 Thank you.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
你们也许会问 You may very well ask,
我有什么资格竞选政府机关一职 what are my qualifications for higher office?
那就是我相信斯塔福镇 Well, I believe in Stepford,
相信美国 相信祈祷者的力量 America and the power of prayer.
感谢我的拍档 杰里·哈蒙 Values I've discovered thanks to my partner,
他让我找到了生活和上帝的价值所在 in life and in the lord, Jerry harmon.
罗杰 罗杰 Roger. Roger.
是有提问吗 马科维茨太太 Yes. Is there a question? Mrs. Markowitz?
所以你们两... 现在开心吗 So... you... You two are happy now?
比以前都要开心快乐 More than ever.
因为现在我知道 作为同性恋不是意味着 Because now I know that being gay doesn't mean
就要娘娘腔 打扮艳丽 生性敏感 a guy has to be effeminate or flamboyant or sensitive.
我不是娘娘腔 I'm no sissy.
不是 No.
是个汉子 That's a man!
罗杰 Roger?
什么事 沃尔特·克莱斯比太太 Yes. Mrs. Walter kresby.
罗杰 我不懂 Roger, I don't understand.
你就站在这里 你就是那个罗杰 You were out there, you were Roger.
但是现在... And now...
你完全不一样了 你的发型 你的穿着 Now you're different. Your hair, your clothes.
你看起来就像另一个人 You're like someone else.
人人都会改变的 People change.
你阻止不了斯塔福的步伐 You can't stop Stepford.
- 你阻止不了斯塔福的步伐 - 你阻止不了斯塔福的步伐 - You can't stop Stepford. - You can't stop Stepford.
你阻止不了斯塔福的步伐 你阻止不了斯塔福的步伐 You can't stop Stepford. You can't stop Stepford.
那就是我们得离开斯塔福镇的原因吗 So that's why we have to leave Stepford?
- 我不懂 - 好吧 - I'm not following. - Okay.
以前... 罗杰幽默 时髦又毒舌 Before... Roger was witty and stylish and ironic.
- 我确定他还是那个他 - 不 - And I'm sure he still is. - No.
现在他却穿得西装革履 站在台上演讲 Now he's making speeches in a Brooks brothers suit.
嘿 同性恋也有很多种风格 Hey, there's lots of ways to be gay.
别把他想得如此一成不变了 Don't try to make him into a stereotype.
不 Oh-ho-ho-ho.
博比是对的 她也打算要离开了 Bobbie is right, and she's leaving too.
这个地方对里面的人做了些改变 This place does something to people.
所有女人总是保持忙碌 完美 微笑 All of the women are always busy and perfect and smiling,
所有男人总是那么开心 and all of the men are always happy.
那有什么问题 And that's a problem because...?
沃尔特 这不正常 Because it's not normal, Walter.
这个世界不是这样的 我们不是这样的 It's... it's not the world. It's not us.
我现在去露营地接孩子 And I'm picking up our kids from camp right now,
然后我们离开这里 and we're getting out of here.
你走不走随你 With or without you.
安全 Secure.
你永远都不会改变的 对吗 You'll never change, will you?
不会真的改变 Not really.
开门 Open the door.
前门打开 Unlock front.
你是对的 And you're right.
什么 About what?
如果你住得不开心 那我们就搬走吧 If you're that unhappy, then we should move.
也许回到市区去 Maybe head back to the city.
我们明天再走 We could leave tomorrow.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你嘴里叼着什么东西 What you got there? Huh?
亲爱的 Sweetcakes?
现在是凌晨四点 你起来干什么 It's 4 A.M. What are you up to?
只是先准备明天的食谱 我想先做好准备 Just recipes for tomorrow. I like to get a head start.
打算做什么 On what?
苹果派 博比推荐的 Uh, apple pie. Bobbie recommended it.
我等下就上去 I'll be right up.
沃尔特 Walter?
宝贝 Babe?
博比 博比 Bobbie? Bobbie!
噢 天啊 Oh, my god.
博比 Bobbie?
早上好 乔安娜 Good morning, Joanna.
真是美妙的早上 对吗 Isn't it a lovely morning?
颜色真好看 That's a pretty color.
- 妈妈 - 妈妈 - Mom! - Mom!
早上好 宝贝们 Good morning, my precious ones.
谢谢你们发邮件告知我有什么需求了 And thank you for leaving your requests on my e-mail.
亚当 你要的花生酱和果酱三明治 去边的 Adam, you wanted peanut butter and jelly, no crusts,
一根士力架巧克力棒 一块劳力士手表 a snickers bar and a rolex.
本 全麦的玉米煎饼 Ben, here's a whole-wheat burrito,
一杯大豆蛋白奶昔 a soy protein shake
三块德国巧克力夹心蛋糕 and three pieces of German chocolate layer cake.
- 你做的吗 - 当然 - From scratch? - Of course.
还有马克思 And, Max,
你要的稍微烘烤过的 you get bacon, lettuce and tomato
腌肉生菜西红柿芝麻籽百吉饼 on a lightly-toasted sesame seed bagel.
我要的动作玩偶呢 But what about my action figures?
有梅斯·温杜和阿米达拉 There's mace windu and Amidala.
- 波巴·费特呢 - 卖完了 - Where's boba fett? - They were out.
- 妈妈 - 这里有五百块 - Mom! - Here's $500.
好吧 All right.
拜拜 妈妈 宝宝 乔安娜 Bye, mom. Bye, Joanna.
他们长得真快 我想再多生三个娃 Oh, they grow up so fast. I think I'll have three more.
博比 听我说 他们对你做了什么 Bobbie, listen to me. What have they done to you, huh?
他们对你做了什么 是不是下药了 What have they done to you? Is it drugs?
还是洗脑 嘿 和我说说话 Is it brainwashing? Come on, hey, talk to me.
当然可以 不过只能聊一会 Of course, but only for a minute.
然后我就得开始打扫这个猪窝了 Then I have to get to work on this pigsty.
- 要喝咖啡吗 - 不用了 - coffee? - No. No coffee.
博比 博比 昨晚我上网查了 Bobbie. Bobbie, last night I went online, all right,
然后我发现 and I found out
这里所有的女人 以前都是大人物 that all of the women here, they used to be big deals,
是大人物 首席执行官 高管 法官 I mean, big deals. CEOs, executives, judges.
萨拉·桑德森 她以前运营着一家航空公司 Sarah sunderson, she used to run an airline.
还能保持那么完美的皮肤吗 With that perfect skin?
不 不 不 No. No, no, no.
她以前不是这个样子的 She didn't used to look like that.
- 她们以前都不是这个样子的... - 喝咖啡吗 - None of the women did. They... - coffee?
咖啡 不 不喝咖啡 Coffee? No. No coffee.
博比 博比 这不是你 Bobbie. Bobbie. This isn't you.
没错 乔安娜 这不是我 That's right, Joanna. This isn't me.
这是一个全新的我 It's a whole new me.
我现在很开心 健康 因为我懂得了 I'm happy and I'm healthy because I understand
什么才是生命中重要的事情 what's important in life.
是的 Yes.
- 你的新书 - 没错 - Your new book. - That's right.
这才是最重要的 我的新烹饪书 That's what's important, my new cookbook.
还有我的丈夫 我的家人 建造一个完美的家庭 And my husband and my family and making a perfect home.
这是每个女人都应该学会的一课 It's a lesson every gal needs to learn.
特别是你 Especially you.
乔安娜 我是你的朋友 我会帮助你的 I'm your friend, Joanna. I'm going to help you.
- 你需要我 - 你离我远点 - You need me. - You stay away from me.
你被驱使着 You're driven.
- 有时吧 - 你还很自私 - Well, sometimes. - And you're selfish.
- 你想要统治这个世界 - 不 - You wanna rule the world. - No.
我能帮助你 我能改变你 I can fix you. I can change you.
他们到底对你做了什么 What... have... they... Done to you?
我们开始忙活吧 Let's get busy.
赶紧接电话 Answer the phone.
你好 请问是日间夏令营吗 Hello, is--? Is this the day camp?
噢 Oh.
是的 我是乔安娜·埃伯哈特 Yes, this is... This is Joanna eberhart.
我想和我的孩子们说说话 I would like to speak to my children.
我马上去接他们 I'm coming to pick them up right now.
什么 What?
沃尔特 Walter!
沃尔特 你在哪里 Walter, where are you?
我知道你接走了孩子 I know you've got the kids.
皮特 金柏莉 Pete, Kimberly!
男人们 Oh, boys.
欢迎 Welcome.
我的孩子在哪 Where are my children?
他们非常安全 They're perfectly safe.
我的孩子在哪 Where are my children?
你很快就会见到他们了 You'll see them soon.
沃尔特在哪 Where's Walter?
你怎么能这么做 How could you do this?
自从我们相遇之后 你事事都比我强 Ever since we met, you've beaten me at everything.
你学历比我高 You're better educated.
你比我强大 比我更迅速 You're stronger, you're faster.
跳舞比我好 网球也打得比我好 You're a better dancer, a better tennis player.
你总是能赚六位数以上的薪酬 You've always earned at least six figures more
比我能梦想的还要多 than I could ever dream of.
你比我会说话 You're a better speaker,
执行力也比我强 a better executive.
你甚至比我更会亲热 别否认 You're even better at sex. Don't deny it.
我不是故意的 I wasn't going to.
我得到什么了吗 Well, don't I get anything?
你有我啊 You got me.
不 我只是个帮你拎包的 No, I got to hold your purse.
我得帮你和孩子们说 妈妈又要迟到了 I got to tell the kids that you'd be late again.
我得帮你和媒体说 乔安娜无可奉告 I got to tell the press that you had no comment.
我得帮你做事 I got to work for you.
是和我一起工作 With me.
是在你手下工作 Under you.
我们所有人 All of us.
都娶了神奇女侠 We married wonder women.
女超人 Supergirls.
亚马逊女王 Amazon queens.
你知道这让我们变成了怎么样吗 Well, you know what that makes us?
聪明 有价值的幸运儿 Smart, worthy, lucky.
我们都是懦夫 We're the wuss.
你们羽翼下的懦夫 The wind beneath your wings.
你的支援系统 Your support system.
- 我们成了娘们 - 然而我们并不喜欢这样 - We're the girl. - And we don't like it.
- 对 我们不喜欢 - 没错 - No, we don't. - Damn right!
- 没错 - 说得对 - Man! - Yeah. That's right.
这就是你们的答案吗 杀了我们 And is this your answer, to kill us?
不 不是这样的 我们帮助你们 让你们变完美 Oh, no. Nothing like that. We help you. We perfect you.
把我们变成机器人吗 By turning us into robots?
这些女人还有哪部分是属于自己的吗 Does any fraction of these women still exist?
当然 几乎毫发不缺 Of course. Almost everything.
我们是不是该给她看看 Shall we show her?
给我看什么 Show me what?
是个推广视频 It's a promotional thing
为我们进行全球化推广准备的 I've been working on for when we go global.
沃尔特 你一定没看过 Walter, I don't think you've seen this.
有人问 我们是怎么做到的 Some guys ask, how do we do it?
通俗地说 这真的相当简单 In layman's terms, it's really pretty simple.
跟着我来 Come on along.
首先是一个满脸不高兴的阴郁女人 First, we take a gloomy, dissatisfied woman.
然后就到了夫妻之间的 Then, in a very private experience
小小私人体验时间了 between husband and wife,
他温柔地把妻子放进我们的女性优化系统 he gently places her in our female improvement system.
这是全自动的 It's fully automated.
然后 魔法出现了 And then, abracadabra.
妻子的改造开始 Her transformation begins.
首先 我们定位她的大脑 First, we locate her brain.
植入一些微型芯片 We insert a few nanochips.
接着导入程序 Then we program them.
另外 再增加一些特殊佐料 Also, we add some secret, special ingredients.
为了避免意外发生 To avoid any accidents,
她的丈夫必须保持一定的距离 her husband is kept at a comfortable distance.
安全第一 Safety first.
最后 我们对她进行强化 Finally, we enhance her,
以符合理想中斯塔福娇妻的标准 to fit the ideal Stepford wife specifications.
接着... And...
我们来瞧瞧 ...voil?
太棒了 Everything is copasetic.
欢迎来到未来 Welcome to the future.
又变成一幅画了 It's a painting again.
什么... Wha...?
我应该要解释一下的 I should explain. You see,
我的真名并不叫麦克 my real name isn't Mike.
只是我在以前的公司用的绰号 It's just a nickname from where I used to work.
什么公司 Where?
微软 Microsoft.
美国国家航空和宇宙航行局 Nasa.
迪士尼 Disney.
美国在线公司 Aol.
那就是那些女人如此迟钝的原因吗 Is that why the women are so slow?
乔安娜 Joanna.
这真的是你想要的吗 Is this what you really want?
像奴隶一样的女人 Women who behave like slaves,
一心只痴迷于清洁厨房 women who are obsessed with cleaning their kitchens
美发的女人 and doing their hair,
无论如何都不会质疑你的女人 women who never challenge you in any way,
一个存在只是为了无微不至照顾你的女人 women who exist only to wait on you hand and foot?
- 是的 - 听起来不错 - Yeah. - That sounds good to me.
乔安娜 你是个出色的女人 Joanna, you're a brilliant woman.
你起码肯定能够欣赏 Surely you can appreciate, at the very least,
这个天才般的理念 the genius of the concept.
试想一下 Picture it,
如果你能简化你的伴侣 if you could streamline your spouse,
如果你能改掉每一个烦人的习惯 if you could overhaul every annoying habit,
每一处身体上的瑕疵 every physical flaw,
不需要再在床上听到抱怨和唠叨 every moment of whining and nagging and farting in bed.
试想一下... Imagine...
如果你爱的人 If you could enjoy the person you loved,
身上只有优点 but only at their very best.
你生气 你怨恨 你愤怒的 And the only reason for your anger,
原因只有一个 很简单 your resentment, your rage is really very simple.
因为是我们先想到了这个主意 You're furious because we thought of it first.
当你们还在试图替代男人的时候 While you were trying to become men,
我们已经决定成为上帝了 we decided to become gods.
我问你个问题 Let me ask you something,
这些机器人 这些斯塔福娇妻们 these machines, these Stepford wives,
她们会说"我爱你"吗 can they say, "I love you"?
麦克 Mike.
当然 Of course.
五十八种语言 Fifty-eight languages.
但她们是全心全意的吗 But do they mean it?
敬请欣赏 Enjoy.
沃尔特 Walter.
沃尔特 Walt.
乔安娜 Joanna.
请到这里 Right here.
萨拉 Sarah.
克莱尔 Claire.
- 玛丽安 - 夏尔曼 - Marianne. - Charmaine.
- 罗杰 - 罗伯塔 - Roger. - Roberta.
噢 麦克 Oh, Mike!
麦克 麦克 麦克 Mike, Mike, Mike!
麦克 麦克 麦克 麦克 Mike, Mike, Mike! Mike, Mike, Mike!
晚上好 各位 Good evening, everyone.
很高兴见到 What a delight to see
我们所有美妙的娇妻们 还有开心愉悦的丈夫们 all of our wonderful wives and their happy, happy husbands.
今晚绝对是本年度的重头戏 Tonight is truly the highlight of our year because tonight
因为今晚 我们很荣幸得以欢迎斯塔福镇的新成员 we honor our very newest citizens of Stepford.
在我看来 他们就是夫妻当中的精英 In my opinion, they are the cream of the crop in couple
能够骄傲地宣告斯塔福镇... that proudly proclaims Stepford...
美国式爱情的代表 ...the American way of love.
现在... Now...
我想邀请我最美妙的女人 最可爱的妻子 ...i'd like to ask my wonderful woman, my lovely wife,
我的新娘 我的挚友 my bride, my best friend,
与我共舞一支仲夏夜华尔兹 to join me in a glorious midsummer night's waltz.
一切是不是都很完美 Is everything perfect?
一切都很完美 Everything.
- 麦克 - 沃尔特 - Mike. - Walter.
亲爱的 Darling.
- 我很荣幸 - 荣幸至极 - My pleasure. - It's an honor.
- 喝杯香槟吗 - 让我来吧 - Champagne? - Allow me.
大门已激活 Doors activate.
欢迎1956号会员 Welcome member 1956.
沃尔特·克莱斯比 Kresby, Walter.
进入安全区域 Entering secure area.
警告 Warning.
初始化中 Initiating.
乔安娜 你喜欢斯塔福镇吗 So, Joanna, are you enjoying Stepford?
当然了 这里是如此的好 Oh, yes. The town is so splendid.
大家都很友善 Everyone is so kind.
当然 还有您 And then, of course, there's you.
我吗 Me?
这真的非常简单 And it's simple really.
亲爱的 给我再来杯威士忌 Honey, grab me another scotch.
好的 亲爱的 Right away, dear.
开始芯片逆转程序 Begin nanoreversal.
芯片逆转程序完成 Nanoreversal completed.
删除斯塔福程序 Deleting Stepford program.
文件损坏 File corrupted.
正在删除真空吸尘功能 Deleting vacuuming function.
亲爱的 Honey.
噢 赫伯特 Oh, Herbert.
恢复原始性格 删除斯塔福程序 Restoring original personality. Deleting Stepford program.
这是怎么回事 What is this?
我穿的是什么啊 What am I wearing?
麦克 Mike!
麦克 舞池那里... Mike, there's something...
出了点无法言喻的事情 ...unspeakable going on in the ballroom.
你得马上过去看看 You have to come right now.
简直是场大灾难 It's an apocalypse!
你们对我们做了什么 What did you do to us?
麦克 麦克 麦克 Mike! Mike! Mike!
丈夫们 遥控你们的妻子 Men, control your wives.
遥控你们的妻子 Control your wives.
不奏效 It's not working!
不奏效 It's not working.
- 斯塔福镇不应该是这样的 - 麦克 - This is not Stepford. - Mike.
麦克 发生什么事了 Mike, what's happening?
我刚才在花园 向往着你的... I was in the garden, and I was dreaming of your...
你的微笑和你须后水的味道 Your smile and your after-shave.
然后我意识到... And I realized...
我可以做得更好 I can do better.
沃尔特 Walt.
她不是机器人 She's not a robot.
- 什么 - 什么 - What? - What?
什么 她不是机器人 What, she's not a robot?
她从来就不是 She never was.
等等 Wait a second.
- 我做不到 - 什么 - I couldn't do it. - What?
为什么 Why not?
因为她不是什么科学项目 Because she's not a science project.
因为我不是娶了个无线电控制的机器 Because I didn't marry something from radioshack.
你真是个耻辱 That's a shame.
不 No.
那样才是真男人 That's a man.
我还以为你已经准备好了 I thought you were ready.
我以为... I thought...
我以为你已经准备好了 我以为自己了解你 I thought you were ready. I thought I knew you.
是的 Yeah!
你真丢人 You're a disgrace.
为了这个镇子的一切 To everything this town stands for.
为了未来 To the future.
没错 没错 让他知道 That's right, that's right. Tell him.
你会付出代价的 You're gonna have to pay for that.
你竟敢碰他 Don't you touch him.
不 No!
他是个斯塔福复制丈夫 He's a Stepford husband?
他是个天使 An angel.
多得你... Now he's just...
现在他成了一堆配件 Spare parts, thanks to you.
那你是什么 你是人还是机器人 But what are you? Are you a person or a machine?
我是个女人 I'm a lady.
真正的女人吗 A real lady?
- 如假包换 - 等等 - Every inch. - Wait.
等等 真正的女人 你是人吗 Wait, a real, real lady? Are you a human being?
是的 而且我可能还是 Yes, and I may very well be
仅存的举止得体的人类 the only decent human being left.
- 在斯塔福镇吗 - 是全世界 - In Stepford? - In the world!
噢 她真是让人难以置信 Oh! She's fabulous.
这一切 麦克 这些娇妻 斯塔福镇 All of this, Mike, the wives, Stepford,
都是你的主意吗 this was all your idea?
是的 我想要的不过是一个更好的世界 Yes. All I wanted was a better world.
一个男人和女人 A world where men were men
相亲相爱的世界 and women were cherished and lovely.
谁有螺丝刀啊 Does anyone have a screwdriver?
她疯了 She's nuts.
一个浪漫又美丽的世界 A world of romance and beauty,
一个充满晚礼服和雪纺绸缎的完美世界 of tuxedos and chiffon, a perfect world.
但你嫁的是一个机器人啊 But you were married to a robot.
他是完美的男人 The perfect man.
我想要的不过是把你们... And all I wanted was to make you, all of you...
变成完美的女人 Into perfect women.
我们不需要变得完美 We don't need to be perfect.
你怎么能对我们做出这样的事 How could you do this to us?
因为我以前也和你们一样 Because I was just like you.
压力过重 行程排满 缺爱 Overstressed, overbooked, under-loved.
我曾经是世界上最优秀的脑外科医生 I was the world's foremost brain surgeon
和遗传工程学家 and genetic engineer.
与五角大楼 苹果公司和美泰玩具生产商 I had top-secret contracts
都签署了绝密协议 with the Pentagon, apple and mattel.
我被欲望所驱使 I was driven.
精疲力尽 Exhausted.
直到一天深夜里 我回到家发现... Until late one night, I came home to find...
麦克 ...Mike.
和帕特丽夏 With Patricia.
我那杰出的... My brilliant...
二十一岁 Blond...
碧眼金发的研究助理 ...21-year-old research assistant.
那真的是太... It was all so...
丑陋了 ...ugly.
然后第二天一大早 Then early the next morning,
当我凝视着坐在早餐桌对面 as I gazed across the breakfast table
那两具死气沉沉的尸体时 我就在想... at their lifeless bodies, I thought...
"我到底做了什么啊" "What have I done?"
但更重要的是... But more importantly...
我能做什么去让世界变得更好 What I could do to make the world more beautiful?
我有技术 I had the skills.
但我需要帮助 去实现我伟大的愿景 But I needed help to realize my larger vision.
所以我就创造了... And so I made...
麦克 ...Mike.
因为他能使别的男人信服 Because he was someone other men would listen to.
然后我就问自己 And then I asked myself,
"什么地方可以让别人永远都察觉不了满镇子的机器人 "Where would people never notice a town full of robots?
康乃迪克州" Connecticut."
所以我决定让时光逆转 So I decided to turn back the clock,
回到超时工作之前 to a time before overtime,
回到黄金时间之前 before quality time,
回到女人把自己变成工作机器之前 before women were turning themselves into robots.
- 退后 - 抱歉 - Back off! - Sorry.
但是你为什么不把男人也改造了 But why didn't you change the men too?
那是下一步 That's next.
你疯了 You're insane.
我爱上了一个充满华尔兹舞曲的小镇... I'm in love with a waltz and a town...
爱上了一个男人 ...and a man.
所以 乔安娜 你创作了一部震撼人心的纪录片 So, Joanna, you produced the hard-hitting documentary,
《斯塔福镇:郊区的密码》 Stepford: The secret of the suburbs.
然后... 还拿了五座艾美奖 对吗 And won... Five emmys, was it?
噢 是六座 Oh, six.
- 她很害羞的 - 还很谦虚 - She's shy. - And so humble.
博比 你的痛苦经历也让你成为了畅销书作者 And, Bobbie, your ordeal has lead to a bestseller.
你知道吗 我不能总是怀恨在心 Well, you know, I just can't hold a grudge.
所以我创作了自己的第一本诗集 So I've written my very first book of poetry.
里面的内容都是关于希望和沟通 And it's all about hope and communication
还有爱的治愈力量 and the healing power of love.
这本书的名字是 What is it called?
《待他睡着 就把他阉了》 Wait until he's asleep, then cut it off.
- 这是一本引人入胜的书 - 我都看哭了 - It's a page-Turner. - I cried.
罗杰 有好消息啊 Now, Roger, good news.
你参选胜出了 现在你是州议员了 You ran and won. You're in the State Senate.
- 无党派人士 - 下一步 就是入主白宫 - Independent. - Next stop, the white house.
是的 这个国家需要亮点 Yes, this country needs highlights.
那才是我们的英雄 That's our hero.
还有 乔 沃尔特为你经历了不少 And, Jo, Walter really came through for you,
你们的婚姻现在如何 一切都还完美吗 so how's your marriage now? Is everything just, uh, perfect?
一点也不 不过... No way. But, um...
我们挺好的 But we're doing just great.
因为... Because, um...
因为现在我们都明确知道 Because now, now we know for sure
这跟完美无关 that it's not about perfection.
完美是没用的 Perfect-- perfect doesn't work.
其他丈夫们现在情况如何 What about all those other husbands?
他们还是很愤怒吗 Are they still angry?
他们还想要把妻子们都变成机器人吗 Do they still want all these women to be robots?
当然了 男人都是猪 令人厌恶 Of course. Men are pigs. They're disgusting,
他们就是那些又胆小又让人讨厌的小型啮齿动物 they're frightened, repulsive little rodents.
不过我们正在帮助他们 But we're trying to help them,
- 对吗 博比 - 没错 - right, Bobbie? - Right.
是的 我们正尝试着重新教育他们 Yes, we're trying to reeducate them.
他们现在在哪 And where are they?
噢 他们还在斯塔福镇 Oh. Oh, they're still in Stepford.
在软禁中 Under house arrest.
嘿 伙计们 Hey, you guys.
絮有棉花纸巾在哪一条侧廊 Which aisle is quilted paper towels?
如果买错了 我老婆绝对会杀了我 If I don't get the right kind, my wife's gonna kill me.
噢 在第三条侧廊 我需要... Oh, aisle three. And I need...
不许交谈 继续购物 no talking, keep shopping.