片名：爱的那点性事
[法语] la petite mort 一个小小的死亡
[翻译] the little death 一个小小的死亡
defn.（定义） [俚语]高潮
高潮
- 好痒啊 - 想让我停下吗？ - It tickles. - Want me to stop?
……是的，停下来跟我做爱吧 Yeah, can you just come up here and fuck me, please?
好的 OK.
天哪行行好，别就这么亲我啊！ No, no, no. Not right after. Come on.
- 噢抱歉，我不会了 - 你敢！ - Oh, I'm sorry, I won't. - Don't you dare!
把它脱掉 Take this off.
我刷了牙，刷了牙，刷了... I brushed my teeth, I brushed my teeth, I brushed my... Mmm.
- 你设闹钟了吗？ - 嗯 - Have you set the alarm? - Mm-hm.
性受虐癖 [指喜欢在羞辱或痛苦中享受性愉悦的癖好]
- 嗯? - Paul? - Paul? - Hm?
- 我们能聊一会吗？ - 亲爱的，当然了，聊什么？ - Can we talk for a sec? - Of course, honey. What?
我想告诉你一件事，但是我有点尴尬 I want to tell you something but I'm embarrassed.
说吧 Say it.
我想让你...你别想歪好吗？ Well, I need you... I need you not to judge me. OK?
千万别瞎想，这很重要 It's important that you don't judge me.
- 答应我，你不会瞎想 - 哎呀甜心，是什么？ - Promise me you won't. - Hey, sweetheart, what?
我想让你强奸我 I want you to rape me.
- 就这？ - 嗯 - That's it? - Yes.
这就是让你尴尬的事？ That's what you were embarrassed about?
嗯 Yes.
- 好的 - 真的吗？ - OK. - Really?
当然了 Of course.
宝贝，十分 You're a ten, babe.
你是十分制里的满分十分 You're a fucking ten out of ten.
你是十分制的二十分，对我来说你是五星好评 You're 20 out of ten. To me. You're five stars.
是吗？过来 Yeah? Come here.
感觉好点了？ Feel better?
Paul，不是这样的 Uh... No. Paul.
亲爱的，不是 Honey, not...
不是给我打分 Not 'rate' me.
是强奸我 Rape me.
- 什么？ - 我想让你强奸我 - What? - I want you to rape me.
- 你想要什么？ - 要你强奸我 - You want what? - You to rape me.
- 你想让我强奸你 - 嗯 - You want me to rape you? - Yes.
- 你在说什么啊 - 这是我的幻想 - What are you talking about? - It's a fantasy of mine.
幻想什么？被强奸吗？ What, getting raped?
就跟你有恋足癖一样 Yeah, it's like your foot thing.
噢，那可不一样，亲爱的 Um, it's a bit different, I think, hon.
- 哪里不一样了 - 什么？ - How? - How?
你想问我，恋足癖跟强奸你哪里不一样了！？ How is sucking your toes different from me raping you?
噢行啦，你知道我什么意思 Oh, come on, you know what I mean.
我一直很想尝试 It's something I've always wanted to try.
我觉得， I just thought it might be a nice thing
把话说开也有好处 for us to talk about.
- 你知道的，我们必须彼此坦诚相待 - 嗯 - You know, just to be honest. - Yeah.
我打算... I'm going to...
什么？ No? What?
- 不是，不是现在 - 不是现在？那是什么时候？ - Not now, not now. - No? When?
- 我不想知道 - 好吧，明天，或者...？ - Um, I don't want to know. - OK, tomorrow, or...?
不不，Paul，我不想知道 No, no, I don't want to know, Paul.
周五我下班会很晚 I'm working late on Friday
如果你真的想这么做的话 if you want to knock it on the head...
听我说，我不想知道 You're not listening. I don't want to know.
我不想知道时间、地点 I don't want to know when. I don't want to know where.
我不想确切地知道这些 I don't even want to know... for sure...
- 嗯？ - 这些完全取决于你 - Yeah? - ..that it's you.
好吧 Right.
宝贝，我不知道该怎么做 Yeah, I don't know how to take that, babe.
亲爱的，这只是很普遍的幻想而已 Honey, it's a really common fantasy.
我可不百分百确定这一点，亲爱的 Yeah, I'm not 100% sure it is, hon.
就是这样，而且你说过不会以此界定我 It is actually and you said you wouldn't judge me.
不，我没有，当然不会 No, I didn't. I absolutely did not.
Maeve，那你想让我怎么反应呢？ How did you expect I'd react, Maeve?
你刚刚就这样告诉了我你的性幻想 You just told me you had a fantasy
而且它还与我无关 that doesn't involve me!
不，什么？当然跟你有关！ No, what? Yes, it does!
你说你想被强奸，但不是被我强奸 You said you want to be raped but not by me.
不不，亲爱的，我不是这个意思 No! Oh, no, no, no, darling, that's not what I meant.
上帝啊，你很帅 Oh, my God, you are so fucking beautiful.
我就想被你强奸 No, I want to be raped by you.
不，你不想 No, you don't.
在这个世界上，我只想让你来强奸我 Yes, you are the only man in the world I want to rape me.
我爱你，但是正是因为我爱你 I love you but because I love you
正是因为我只想跟你在一起 and because you're the only man I want to be with,
所以我的做爱对象只能是你 I want you to have sex with me.
Pauly，我爱你 Oh, Pauly, I adore you.
我只是需要那么一点时间，来感受害怕 I just want for one little second, like, to fear
体验一下，如果是别人会是什么感觉 what might be like if it was somebody else.
- 明白了吗？ - 没全懂 - Does that make sense? - Not really.
好了，睡觉吧，我们以后再谈 OK, go to sleep, we'll talk about it another time.
手活 Blowjobs.
- 很好，继续说，Daniel - 叫我Dan - That's good, Daniel. - It's Dan.
哦，抱歉，继续，Dan Forgive me, that's good, Dan.
我们就来深入聊聊手活 Let's explore blowjobs.
我们或许不该这么坦白的吧…… It's going to come out the wrong way.
不不，这很应该 There is no wrong way.
- 她的手活…… - 对着Evie说 - Her blowjobs... - Say it... to Evie.
你的手活 Your blowjobs...
不是...非常... ..aren't... very...
..好 ..good.
它们...它们也没那么差 They're not...They're not that bad.
它们有那么差 They are.
Dan，还记得我们最后一次做爱吗？ Well, you remember the last time you went down on me, Dan?
- 因为我可不记得了 - 好吧，好吧 - 'Cause I don't. - OK. OK.
- 周期可不算是问题 - 让我们...冷静一下 - Regularity's not the issue. - Let's just... take a breath.
你们上次做爱是什么时候？ When was the last time you had sex?
呃... Um...
- 好像是... - 是... - Like, um... - It was, um, it was...
是你参加募捐长跑的前一个月 It was last month before your fun run.
是吗？ Was it?
好了，看来你们真正缺少的是沟通 OK. What seems to be missing here is communication.
但鉴于你们尝试无果， But you're both struggling with that.
所以今晚试试 So as an experiment tonight...
……别做Evie和Dan ..don't be Evie and Dan.
进入一个其他人的角色 Instead, be two different people
成为敢于说出自己真正想要什么的人 who aren't afraid to say what they want.
你们了解角色扮演吗？ Are you familiar with role play?
角色扮演癖 [通过角色扮演提高性趣]
♪ Oh, baby, how you gonna make me feel good? ♪
♪ Do a dance, let me see ya... ♪
Redding小姐，很抱歉让你久等 Miss Redding, sorry to keep you waiting.
- 你在笑什么？ - 对不起 - What? Why are you laughing? - I'm sorry.
- 哪里好笑了？ - 抱歉，我还没准备好 - Why is this funny? - I'm sorry, I wasn't ready.
- 再来一次 - 真的？ - Just do it again. - Seriously?
- 真的，对不起，我还没准备好 - Evie，别笑了 - Go, sorry, I wasn't ready. - Evie, don't laugh 'cause...
- 你在破坏气氛 - 抱歉 - You'll wreck it. - Sorry.
Redding小姐 Miss Redding.
探长 Detective.
合适的话，我想 I'm going to need to ask you a few questions,
问你几个问题 if that's alright.
- 这要看情况 - 什么情况？ - Depends. - On what?
这得取决于你是个好警察还是坏警察 On whether you're the good cop or the bad cop.
- 那，你是哪一种？ - 你猜 - Which one are ya? - Guess.
好警察 Good cop.
再猜 Guess again.
我说，再猜一次 I said, guess again.
现在，Redding小姐，你打算合作了吗？ Now, Miss Redding, are you going to cooperate?
上我 Fuck me.
但他们在镜子后面看着我们呢 But they're watching us behind the mirror.
无所谓，上我 Don't care. Fuck me.
- 太惊人了 - 嗯 - That was amazing. - Yeah.
- 你刚刚真是不可思议 - 你也是，E - You were amazing. - So were you, E.
- 这种快感到底是从哪来的？ - 我不知道 - Where did that come from? - I don't know.
你好像真的变成那个人了一样 You really became that guy.
探长Dan Detective Dan.
- 如此强壮有安全感 - 真的吗？ - So strong and believable. - Really?
嗯 Yeah.
我是说，Dan，也许你本该成为一个演员 I mean it, Dan, maybe you should have been an actor.
你有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
你说的每一句话...你有权保持沉默 Everything you say... You have the right to remain silent.
你说的每一句话都会被记下 Anything you say will be taken down
并作为法庭证词 in a court of law.
你不能 You can't.
我能……不，你不能 Yeah, I can. No, you can't.
我能，我刚刚就成功了 Yeah, I just did it.
- 亲爱你，你还没睡吗？ - 嗯 - Honey, you still awake? - Yeah...
我真的很喜欢角色扮演 I really like the role play thing.
我也是 Yeah, me too.
我真的觉得我们应该什么时候再来一次 I definitely think we should do it again sometime.
嗯 Hm.
Richard?
Richard.
嗨，我刚要射，你快来，快点，快点 Hey. I'm about to come, quick. Quick, quick, quick.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
Oh, oh... Yes.
Yes.
你知道我现在没在排卵期的，对吧 You know I'm not ovulating now, right?
啊我知道，我只是觉得 Yeah, yeah, I just thought
没必要浪费，而且，万一中奖了呢 it'd be a shame to waste it, you know, just in case.
天呐 Oh, God.
- 来的正好 - 嗯 - That was good timing. - Hmm.
今天过得如何？ How was your day?
- 好啊，不错，蛮无聊的 - 是吗？ - Good. Fine. Boring. - Yeah?
- 你呢？ - 差不多吧 - How was yours? - Same. Same.
- 你很好闻 - 嗯 - You smell good. - Mm.
- 来杯茶？ - 好的，谢谢 - Cup of tea? - Yeah, thanks, hon.
Oop. Yep.
♪ You gotta give a little ♪
♪ Take a little... ♪
伯爵茶还是俄罗斯茶？ Earl Grey or Russian Caravan?
伯爵茶 Earl Grey.
♪ That's the story of, that's the glory of love... ♪
每次都一样，毫无新意 It's the same every time.
在我排卵前两天做，一天早晚两次 Two days before I start ovulating, twice a day,
永远是正常体位 morning and night in the recommended position.
做完20分钟后我会抬臀 And for 20 minutes afterwards, I elevate my hips.
我们已经这样做了三年 And it's been like that for almost three years now
你能不能告诉我，我们哪里做错了 so you can't tell me that there isn't something wrong.
你们没做错 There isn't something wrong.
有时候只是运气差而已 Sometimes it just comes down to bad luck.
你能直接告诉我们该怎么做吗？ Will you please just tell us what to do?
因为我几乎把方法都试遍了 'Cause I'll try anything.
他射精的时候你能高潮吗？ Do you climax at the point of ejaculation?
同时高潮据说是能够增加 Mutual orgasms are said to increase
怀孕几率的 the chances of conception.
做爱的时候你能高潮吗？ So do you orgasm during sex?
是的，我能，是的 Yeah, I mean, I have. Yeah.
在你尝试受孕期间？ While you've been trying to conceive?
哦不，婚后一段时间之后吧 Oh, no, not since I've been married.
宫颈粘液如何？正常吗？ How's your cervical mucus? OK?
很好，真的 It's good. Yeah.
好的，医生怎么说？ Good. And what about the doctor?
她有说什么吗？ Did she say anything or...?
事实上，她，的确说了一件事 Actually, she, uh, she did say one thing.
- 嗯？ - 呃... - Yeah? - Um...
她说，如果做爱的时候我能高潮或许能够帮助受孕 Yeah. She said that it might help if I orgasm during sex.
你每次都高潮啊 You orgasm during sex all the time.
是啊，所以... Yeah, so...
我们就...保持原样吧 Yeah, we just... We, uh, keep doing what we're doing.
- 好的 - 认真点 - Yeah. - Knuckle down.
Hey.
如果生小孩那么容易，每个人都会生啦 If having a baby was easy, everyone would be doing it.
我的确认为每个人都在生 I think everyone is doing it.
但他们的孩子不行的，我们的孩子才是最棒的 Yeah, but their babies suck. Ours is going to be awesome.
我们会有孩子的 We'll be right.
我能感觉到，那会有用的 I should get that. That'll be work.
Hello.
想出去吗？ You want to go outside?
亲爱的，出了什么事？ Babe. What's wrong, honey?
我爸爸去世了 My dad's dead.
天呐 Oh, my God.
他..心脏病...突发 He, uh... had a...had a heart attack.
不 No.
我以前从没见你哭过 I've never seen you cry before.
恋哭癖 [看见别人哭会产生性快感的癖好]
哇哦…… Whoa, whoa, whoa...
这地方看起来不错，我好羡慕你啊 Hey, the place looks great. I am so jealous.
- 谢谢 - 但，不得不说 - Thank you. - Well, slowly but surely...
你们还有一件事没做，Paul Only one thing left to do now, Paul.
- 你指什么？ - Yael. - Yael - What do you mean?
我想她指的是结婚，兄弟 I think she means marriage, mate.
- 哦，对 - 什么，已经五年了！ - Oh, right, - What, it's been five years?
- 六年了 - 六年？ - Six. - Six?
- 好吧 - 所以你们到底在等什么？ - Yeah. - So what are you waiting for?
- 够了 - 没事的，没关系 - OK, that's enough. - No, it's OK, it's fine.
其实，我们没有在等 Uh, no, it's, like, we're not really waiting for anything.
我们不是那种纠结于婚姻关系的人，仅此而已 We're just not really marriage kind of people, that's all.
好吧 Yeah.
怎么了？我们讨论过的 What? We've talked about this.
- 我知道 - 我们都不喜欢婚姻 - I know. - We laughed about it.
我们说过的，我们没必要去顾及这些死板的东西 We said we didn't need to go through all that.
噢，我知道的，我知道 Yeah, I know. I know.
我们吃甜点吧？ Um, should we do dessert?
- 哦好的 - 来吧 - Yes, please! - Let's do that.
- 棒极了 - 谢谢 - Great. - Thank you.
谢谢你，亲爱的 Thanks, darling.
- 你还好吗？ - 嗯 - You OK? - Hmm.
- 你看上去有点.... - 我很好 - You seem a little bit... - I'm fine, I'm fine.
我能问你件事吗？你有没有... Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever...
你有没有... Have you ever...
你有没有强奸过别人？ Have you ever raped anybody?
当然没有，谁跟你说的？ No. Who's been saying that?
- 没人，只是... - 难道你有过？ - No-one, no, it's... - Have you?
没 No.
我没做过，而且我并不想这么做 No, I haven't and that's the thing. I don't really want to.
兄弟，这很好，这很好…… Mate, that's good. That's good.
- 你没必要这样做 - 不 - You don't have to. - No.
兄弟，我不是... Mate, I'm not...
不，不是这样，不是我…… No, it's not that, it's... It's not me, it's...
是Maeva，是她想出来的主意 It's Maeve. She's got this, uh...
什么？ What?
我都不知道要怎么定义它 I don't even know what you call it.
- 这个东西，呃 - 哦，是幻想吗？ - That thing, this, uh... - Oh. Like a fantasy?
噢，是的，幻想，你怎么知道的？ Yeah. A fantasy. How did you know that?
好吧，强暴幻想，蛮正常的 OK. Rape fantasy - very common.
靠，她也这么说 No shit. That's what she said.
Yael就有这样的幻想，而且很严重 Yeah. Yael's got one. Massive one.
- 真的吗？你有没有... - 才没有 - Really? And you've never...? - No, can't be done.
我试过，但这种幻想本身就是有漏洞的 I've tried but it's a flawed fantasy.
- 这是不可能发生的 - 为什么？ - Not possible. - Why?
你想， Well, think about it.
如果一个人要求被强奸，那就不叫强奸了 The moment someone asks to be raped, it stops being rape.
是吧？只有他们不想要，那才叫强奸 Right? It's only rape if they don't want it.
- 她想要，所以不叫强奸 - 确实 - She wants it - not rape. - Right.
他们之所以不能如愿被强暴 The reason they can't get what they want
正是因为他们想要 is because they want it.
上帝啊，这不公平 God, that doesn't seem fair.
事实如此啊，兄弟 Sucks, mate.
我肯定能为她做点什么 There's got to be something I can do.
毕竟我只想让她开心而已 I just want to make her happy.
传统乏味的性爱方式 Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned...
- 又有什么不好呢？ - 是啊 - ..run-of-the-mill sex? - Yeah.
人们总喜欢玩点花样 People have to complicate it with all this kinky shit.
是啊 Yeah.
你不是这样的，对吧 You don't have anything like that, do ya?
- 嗯？ - 没有奇怪的癖好吧 - Hm? - No weird fetish?
没，我是说，“奇怪”还是需要界定一下的 Nah. I mean, define 'weird', you know.
Hi.
- Hi, 很抱歉打扰你 - 没关系 - Hi! Hi, sorry to bother you. - That's OK.
你在做什么要紧事吗？ Uh, were you in the middle of something?
不，我们正在吃饭，没事的 Oh, no, we're just having some lunch. It's alright.
- 那太抱歉了 - 没关系 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - That's fine.
长话短说吧，我叫Steve I'll be quick. Um, my name's Steve.
我刚搬进来，就住在路的尽头那边 I've just moved in down the road.
- 噢，我们也是刚搬进来 - 真的吗，这么巧！ - Oh, we've just moved in too. - Hey, how about that!
- 欢迎欢迎 - 谢谢 - Hello, welcome. - Thank you.
嗯，我说过，我不会耽搁你很久的 Well, as I said, I won't keep you.
- 我在这周围熟悉熟悉环境 - 是的 - I'm doing the rounds. - Nice.
- 拜访拜访邻居 - 好啊 - Visiting the neighbours. - Good.
我想送给你这些作为小礼物 And I wanted to give you these.
这是我打招呼的方式 My way of saying hi.
天呐，这是Golliwog饼干！ [注释：Golliwog是19世纪末童话中的一个黑人角色， 在上世纪70年代曾于欧洲和澳大利亚风靡一时] Oh, my God. Golliwogs.
以及，应法律要求，我必须告知你们 Also, I am required by federal law to inform you
我是个已经认罪的性侵犯 that I am a convicted sex offender.
你是怎么找到这种Golliwog饼干的？ Where did you find Golliwogs?
我以为市面上已经不卖这种了 I didn't think they made them anymore.
- 不，这些是我亲手做的 - 天呐！ - No, they don't, I do. - Oh!
烘焙算是我小小的爱好吧 Yeah, baking is my little hobby.
厉害！上次见到这种样子的饼干的时候，我还是个孩子呢 Amazing. I haven't seen these since I was a kid.
我认为他们再也不制作这种样子的饼干了 I think they stopped making them
因为某些种族原因，你懂的 on account of the, you know, racism.
- 是的，还是谨慎为好 - 是的 - Yeah, makes you think. - Yeah, it does.
好了，我不会再打扰你了 OK, well, I won't keep you any longer.
- 哦，谢谢你，Dan - 我叫Steve - OK, thanks, Dan. - Steve.
Steve！对不起，我叫Maeve，很高兴认识你 Steve! Sorry. Maeve. Nice to meet you.
- 很高兴认识你 - 非常感谢你的礼物 - Nice to meet you too. - Thanks so much for this.
- 再见！ - 谢谢你，再见！ - Bye-bye. - Thank you, bye.
这个点，你开玩笑呢吧 Please be kidding,
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
♪ Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung
沉睡性癖好 [指通过看别人睡觉获得性满足的癖好]
♪ Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung
♪ Give him two lips like roses and clover
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung
♪ Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
♪ Sandman... ♪
- 你在做什么？ - 没什么 - What are you doing? - Nothing.
喂，你能不能先刷牙？ Well, could you brush your teeth
你的口臭都吹到我脸上了 if you're going to breathe into my face like that?
♪ Please turn on your magic beam
♪ Mr Sandman, bring me a dream... ♪
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
♪ Mr Sandman, bring us a dream. ♪
Phil，我不想表现得像个坏人 I don't want to be the bad guy here, Phil.
但你工作的时候不能老是睡觉啊 But you can't keep falling asleep at work.
我是说，这是你的失职 I mean, you're dropping the ball.
所以你得接受惩罚，这跟没来上班没什么区别啊 So that's a penalty, that's one strike.
对不起，不会有下一次了 I'm sorry, it won't happen again.
- 好了，你可以走了 - 我累了 - Alright, off you... - I'm tired.
我的工资都没涨…… I didn't get that raise that...
我已经告诉过你，你工资没涨的原因了 I told you why I couldn't give you the raise...
..家庭生活有点... ..home life got a little bit...
……时间、金钱都很紧张 ..times are tight, money's tight.
我是说，我们都有压力，好吗 I mean, we're all feeling the pinch.
- 我都已经把我自己假期取消了 - 真的吗？ - I'm cancelling my holiday. - Really?
- 缩短了，是的 - 好吧，抱歉 - Shortening it, yeah. - OK, I'm sorry.
我保证不会再发生了 It won't happen again.
你去过泰国吗？ Have you ever been to Thailand?
你没去过，是吧？ You've never been, have you?
你还记得吗，在曼谷，我的肩膀受伤了 Remember I did my shoulder in Bangkok?
医生给了我这些药 The doctor put me on these. Right?
这些小药丸能让你 These little suckers will knock you out
安安稳稳地睡上七八个小时 a good six, eight hours.
我没有开玩笑，你得小心点 OK, I'm not kidding but be careful.
因为这是泰国来的，所以某种程度上…… They're from Thailand so they're not technically,
你懂的，并不合法 you know, legal.
我不习惯吞药片 I'm not great with pills.
我咽反射非常敏感 I've got a really sensitive gag reflex.
原来有一次学校露营的时候，我就噎住了…… I almost choked on them at a school camp when...
好吧，所以我...我会把它泡进茶里 So I'll just... I'll put them in some tea.
给，它们会帮助你的 There you go. Those'll do the trick.
囚犯发狂闹事的时候 That's the same stuff they force-feed prisoner
也被强制服用这种药 when they riot.
只要你想睡，就能睡着 So you want to sleep? You're gonna sleep.
噢...别吵了，孩子们！ Oh... Come on, guys!
我们只是在.... We were just...
你们什么都不是，快上床去，到睡觉时间了 You were just nothing. Bedtime.
怪兽 Monsters.
Hey.
Hey!
Wow.
♪ Beautiful dreamer
♪ Wake unto me
♪ Starlight and dewdrops
♪ Are waiting for thee
♪ Sounds of the rude world
♪ Heard in... ♪ - 爸爸 - Dad.
你们在上面干什么？ Uh, what are you doing up?
你们两个快上床去，别逼我来赶你们 Off to bed, the pair of ya. Don't make me come up there.
♪ Gone are the cares
♪ Of life's busy throng
♪ Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me
♪ Beautiful dreamer
♪ Awake unto me. ♪
早上好 Good morning.
- 感觉如何？ - 不错 - How are you feeling? - Fine.
实际上，比以往好 Feeling better, actually.
很好 Good. That's good.
今晚我可能晚点回来 I may be a little late tonight.
别太晚了，好吗？ Not too late, OK?
为什么？ No? Why?
不知道，我只是觉得我们可以... I don't know, I just thought that we could...
什么？ What?
我不知道 I don't know.
- 你不知道？ - 嗯 - You don't know? - No.
你真的不知道？ You really don't know?
- 我说了我不知道 - 好吧 - I said I don't know. - Right.
- 就，别那么迟，好吗？ - 不会的 - Just not too late, OK? - I won't be too late.
天呐，太对不起了 Oh, God, I am so sorry.
不，该道歉的是我，全是我的错 No, I'm sorry, it's totally my fault.
Uh...
Golliwog饼干? Golliwogs?
- 你怎么会有Golliwog饼干？ - 这就是我来的原因 - Why do you have Golliwogs? - Well, it's why I'm here.
我家在路的那头，刚搬进来的 I've just moved in down the road.
我顺道过来拜访，并介绍我自己 And I thought I'd just pop in and introduce myself.
- 我叫Steve - 我叫Phil - I'm Steve. - Uh, Phil.
Phil，很高兴认识你 Pleasure to meet you, Phil.
这算是拜访新邻居所送的小礼物吧 Those are my little 'Howdy, neighbour' gifts... for you.
天啦，这让我想起小时候 God, this takes me back.
当时真单纯啊 A simpler time.
是的 It really was.
同时我也被法律要求，必须要告知你 Also, I'm required by federal law to inform you
我是个已认罪的性侵犯 that I am a convicted sex offender.
太谢谢你的饼干了 This is so nice of you.
嗯，嗯…… Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
宝贝，你怎么不哭了？ Baby, you're not crying.
我觉得我已经没有眼泪了 I don't think I have any tears left in me.
肯定还有点的 I'm sure there's a few more in there.
我是说，你爸爸刚刚去世了 I mean, your dad only just died.
宝贝，嘘 Ooh. Baby, shush.
Hawkins女士，很抱歉让你久等 Sorry to keep you waiting, Mrs Hawkins.
事实上，医生，你应该称我为“小姐” Actually, doctor, it's 'Miss'.
噢，Hawkins小姐，坐下吧 Well, Miss Hawkins, why don't you take a seat?
你穿着那制服性感极了 You look very sexy in that outfit, doctor.
Hawkins小姐，现在我手里有你的测试结果 Now, Miss Hawkins, I have the results of your test here.
好的，还要再深入检查吗？ Oh, yes. Will you need to examine me further?
不用了，结果很明显了 Uh, no, no, it's conclusive.
恐怕是个坏消息 And I'm afraid it's bad news.
噢，过去我可是个坏女孩 Well, I have been a very bad girl.
- 也许你需要... - 你得了肝炎 - Perhaps you need to... - You have hepatitis.
- 什么？ - 肝炎 - Sorry, what? - Hepatitis.
唔，肝炎可没那么性感，不是吗？ Well, that's not very sexy, is it?
不不不，确切的说，不是丙肝 [Dan把sexy听成了C] No, no, it's not. Particularly not hepatitis C.
所以我打算给你开点抗生素 So, I'm going to prescribe you a course of interferon
我会告诉你 and I'll give you the number
区域互助小组的电话 of a support group in the area.
几个礼拜后你来复诊吧 And I'll see you again in a couple of weeks.
- 对不起，Dan，我被你搞糊涂了... - Sorry, Dan, I'm confused... - Dan? - Dan?
叫我“医生”！我们还在角色中呢！ It's 'Doctor'! Stay in it!
现在我们又要重新开始了 Now we have to start again.
不，我们没必要重新开始 No, no, we don't have to start again.
- 我们进行得很好啊 - 哪里好了！ - Just getting good too! - How was it getting good?
我怎么得了肝炎？ Why do I have hepatitis?
我觉得你的角色就该得肝炎 Because I thought that your character was, you know,
或许，类似的 like, maybe got around a bit.
你知道的，淫荡一点，那会很性感的 You know, a bit slutty. I thought that would be sexy.
如果你被检测出有性病 I'm not gonna want to have sex
我不会跟你做爱的 if you've just diagnosed me with an STD.
就...让我觉得性感点，不行吗？ Just... Just make me feel sexy.
好吧，好吧 Alright, alright, alright.
再来一次，我保证会让你觉得很性感，好吗？ Do it again. I promise I'll make you feel sexy, OK?
回到你的位置上 Um, go back to your spot.
我从这里开始... I'll start here and...
- 你还好吗？ - 有点发烧 - You alright? - Just feel a bit hot.
噢，这是计划好的吗？好吧我们开始了吗？ Oh, is this part of the...? We started?
Hawkins小姐，我得说... Miss Hawkins, I need to speak...
宝贝，你还好吗？ Baby, you OK?
喂，什么情况？ Hey. Hey, what's the matter?
你是对的 Hey, you're right.
你是对的 You're right.
好在我还是医生呢，对吧 Good thing I'm a doctor, eh?
♪ Hot ginger and dynamite
♪ That's all there is at night
♪ Back in Nagasaki where the fellas chew tobaccy... ♪
Hello.
♪ They got a way there to entertain
♪ Would hurry a hurricane
♪ Back in Nagasaki where the fellas chew tobaccy
♪ And the women wicky wacky woo
♪ In Fujiyama, you get a mama
♪ Then your troubles increase, boy
♪ In some pagoda, you order soda
♪ Earth-shake milkshakes, ten cents a piece... ♪
谢天谢地你终于来了 Nice of you to show up.
我的车坏了，对不起 I had car trouble, I'm so sorry.
电话性爱癖 [指通过跟陌生人视频通话获得性满足的癖好]
欢迎来到Video Relay，我叫Monica
请告诉我你的名字和你的联系方式
- 啊！ - 哦抱歉 - Ah! - Oh, ah, sorry.
你不反抗了，你知道了 You're not fighting. You know.
- 继续，别停 - 你怎么知道的？ - Keep going. Just keep going. - How do you know?
你身上的味道，别停 No, no, baby. Your smell. Just keep going.
靠 Shit.
- 我身上的味道 - 别停呀 - My smell. - Just keep going.
这些衣服还是从二手商店买的呢 I even got these clothes from a second-hand store.
很好，继续啊 It's still good, baby, keep going.
- 不 - 继续，继续嘛 - No. - Yes, yes, yes.
不，我搞砸了，对不起 No, I fucked it. I'm sorry.
哦，没事的 Oh, come here.
- 就一会儿 - 好的 - For a second, though? - Yeah, definitely.
关于你刚买的那些东西，我很抱歉 Yeah? I'm sorry about the groceries.
- 没事 - 我刚听到有东西摔裂了 - It's OK. - I heard something crack.
- 鸡蛋 - 靠 - Eggs. - Shit.
- 鸡蛋？ - 嗯，没事的 - The eggs? - Yeah, it's OK.
- 真的吗？我去帮你买 - 嘘 - Really? I'll get more eggs. - Shh.
- 对不起 - 嘘 - I'm sorry. - Shh.
没事的 It's OK.
- Hey! - Hey.
- 你还在干活啊 - 是啊 - Are you still working? - Yeah.
我在整理一些东西 I'm just cleaning stuff out.
事实上这很好，我在放空自己 It's good, actually. It's keeping my mind off things.
你需要休息一下了 You need to take a break, baby.
想看电影或者别的吗？ You want to watch a movie or something?
- 好啊，当然 - 好 - Um... yeah, sure. - Yeah?
我想我们可以去床上看 I thought we could watch one in bed?
- 好的 - 好的 - Alright. - Alright.
事实上，我在回家的路上租了两个片 Actually, I picked up a couple on my way home.
有什么？ What have I got?
《苏菲的抉择》和《费城故事》 I have got Sophie's Choice or Philadelphia.
……没有喜剧吗？ Any comedies?
亲爱的，这些对我来说有点沉重啊 Might be a bit heavy for me, hon.
哦…… Oh.
噢好吧，那就再说吧 Well, maybe later?
你能过来帮我做菜吗？ Will you come and help me make some dinner?
好的，我等等就过来 Yeah, yeah, just give me a couple of minutes.
我把洋葱留在台板上 Alright, well, I'll leave the onions on the bench
你来切，好吗？ for you to cut, OK?
啊？又吃洋葱？ Just... Onions again?
天呐，Ro，没别的意思，但我真的有点把洋葱吃腻了 Jesus, Ro, no offence, I'm a bit onioned out.
我感觉，过去几周，每天晚上 I feel like we've been eating onions
我们都在吃洋葱 every night for the past week.
好吧 OK, alright.
嗯 OK.
- 今天过得如何？ - 不错 - How was your day? - It was good.
很累但很好 It was exhausting but good.
不错 Oh, that's nice.
你没想起你爸爸吗？ So you haven't been thinking about your dad at all?
好吧，我现在想起他了 Well, I am now.
为什么提起我爸爸？ Why did you bring up Dad?
你已经有好几天没有提起他了 Well, you just haven't spoken about him in a few days.
你一定很想他 You must miss him.
我在努力试着不去想他 I'm just trying not to think about it.
我们不能聊点别的吗？ Can we just talk about something else?
你还记得吗，以前他总喜欢 Hey, you remember when he used to leave
给你留各种奇怪冗长的留言 those ridiculously long messages on your phone
但是你从来都不听完 and you wouldn't even finish listening to them?
就那么删了 You'd just delete them.
你有没有后悔，希望你从来没那么做过？ You ever think about that and wish you hadn't done that?
上帝啊... God...
Hey. Hey, hey.
亲爱的，怎么了，看着我 Honey. Hey, what's wrong? Look at me.
我实在是太想他了 I just miss him so much.
正常的，甜心，没事的 Hey, it's alright, sweetheart. It's OK.
有我在呢，你还有我呢 I've got you, honey, I've got you.
喂，你认真的吗？ Hey, what... Are you serious?
我以为你想... What, I thought you wanted...
什么鬼，在我怀念我爸爸的时候难道我会想要个手活？ What, I wanted a handjob while I thought about my dead dad?
不了，谢谢 No. Thanks.
你好啊，宝贝…… Hello, girl.
你可是我的好姑娘，对吧？ You're my good girl, aren't you?
我是我最好的姑娘 My best girl.
我爱你，我爱你 I love you. I love you.
好吧 OK.
准备好来个旅行了吗？ You ready for a little trip?
就一个晚上，明天下午我就来接她 Just one night. I'll pick her up again tomorrow afternoon.
- Ro，我觉得不行…… - 就一个晚上！ - I don't know, Ro. - One night. That is all.
- 为什么？ - 我想带Richard出去 - Why? - I want to take Richard out.
是一个惊喜，所以我不希望他还要担心他的狗 As a surprise and I don't want him worrying about the dog.
你知道他什么德性 You know what he's like.
- 你为什么要撒谎？ - 我没有撒谎 - Why are you lying? - What? I am not.
是的，你就在撒谎，你在抖腿 Yes, you are lying. Your knee is twitching.
我太了解你了 I have known you my entire life
你说谎的时候都要抖腿 and you cannot tell a lie without your knee twitching.
发生了什么？Ro！ What's going on? Ro!
听着，你到底帮不帮我？ Look, will you take her or not?
好吧，我会照顾它，但... Yeah, alright, I'll take her but...
我走啦，明天来接它 I gotta run. I'll pick her up tomorrow.
跑走了？！怎么会跑走？ Run away?! How did she run away?
- 我不知道 - 它怎么出去的？ - I-I don't know, sweet... - How did she get out?
我回到家的时候，边门是开着的 I-I came home and the side gate was open.
Ro，边门怎么会开着？ Why was the side gate open, Ro?
- 我不知道 - 上帝啊！ - I don't know, sweetheart. - Jesus!
上帝啊，你一定很难过 Oh, my God, you must be feeling so emotional.
没事的，过来吧，会没事的 Come on, baby, come here. It's alright.
我知道它对你来说曾经意味着什么 I know how much she meant to you.
曾经？不许用这个词！ Meant to me?! Don't say 'meant'! 'Means' to me!
如果它出现了，就打我电话 Call me if she shows up!
- Wickam小姐，求你了 - Callum先生，闭嘴 - Miss Wickam, I beg of you! - Mr Callum, hold your tongue.
这周我就要嫁人了 I'm to be wed within the week.
但是你不爱他 You love him not.
如果你现在离开我 If you walk away from me now,
你就犯了终生大错 you'll be making the biggest mistake of my life.
我有点晕了 I feel faint.
我曾经害怕衰老 I used to be scared of the idea of growing old.
现在我害怕的是 Now I'm just scared of the idea
不能跟你一起慢慢变老 of growing old without you.
- 宝贝 - 嘘 - Baby... - Shh.
你在干什么？我在看片啊 What are you doing? I was watching that.
等等，我要跟你谈谈 No, wait, I need to talk to you.
好吧，你能不能先把电视开一下？ OK, talk to me but can you turn the TV back on?
- 不行，这很重要 - 什么事？ - No, this is important. - What is it?
- 我爱你 - 这哪里重要了？ - I love you. - How is that important?
- 把遥控器给我 - 不，你等等，先听我说 - Give me the remote. - No, no, wait. Listen to me.
我们会一直在一起的 I'm in this. You and me, all the way.
- 你也是吗？ - 当然了 - Are you? - Yeah, of course.
你也是吗？ Are you?
我是说，如果我们把问题 I mean, what if... what if we were to take things
进阶了会怎么样？ to the next level?
哦，我们一直这样没新意，这是不行的 Oh, we are so on the same page, it's scary.
你去哪？ Where are you going?
这次进阶对你来说够了吗？ Is this next level enough for you?
有件事我要告诉你 I need to tell you something.
等等，让我进入状态 Wait, wait, wait, let me enter into it.
不，Dan ，我不会再玩角色扮演了，好吗？ No, Dan, I'm not doing this anymore, OK?
Evie，你真是把我搞糊涂了 You're giving me really mixed messages here, Evie.
我有事要告诉你 I just want to tell you something.
好吧好吧，告诉我告诉我！不玩游戏！ Well, tell me, tell me! Just stop playing games!
- 说啊！ - 我... - Tell me! - Dan, I'm...
- 噢，别管他 - 也许很重要 - No, leave it. - Could be important.
我敢保证， I can promise you it is not as important
它肯定没我想告诉你的事重要 as what I'm about to tell you.
抱歉，但那实在太烦了 I'm sorry, it's going to annoy the shit out of me.
- 你敢 - 我不敢？！ - Don't you dare. - Don't I dare ?
淡定，一会会就好 Calm down, I'll be two seconds.
我在要求你 I'm asking you,
你老婆命令你别开门 your wife is asking you to not answer the door.
嗯？ Yeah?
- 时候不好？ - 不知道，可能吧 - Bad time? - Uh, I don't know, maybe.
- 看你是来干什么的了 - 好吧 - Depends what you want. - Good point.
我叫Steve，我刚搬进这个街区，就住在那头 My name's Steve. I've just moved in down the street.
好啊 OK.
我就是来自我介绍一下 Just wanted to introduce myself
跟邻居打声招呼 and say hi to the neighbours, that's all.
呃好吧，看来是闹矛盾了 Uh, OK, yeah, in that case, it is kind of a bad time, mate.
- 抱歉 - 没事 - Sorry. - Yeah, of course.
我看到你手里拿着东西 I see you've got your hands full.
噢，我想把这东西给你 Uh, look, I just wanted to give you these
然后我就走 and I'll get out of your hair.
谢谢 Thanks.
- 这些是Golliwog饼干 - 啊，谢谢了 - They're Golliwogs. - Yeah. Thanks.
我打赌你一定很久没见过这种形状的饼干了 Bet you haven't seen those for a while.
是啊，很久没见了 Um, no. Suppose not.
- 就这样？ - 嗯... - Uh, is that it? - Uh... yeah.
事实上，还有一件事 Actually, there is one more thing.
嗯？ Yep?
我被法律要求，来告知你们 I am required by federal law to inform you
我是个已认罪的性侵犯 that I am a convicted sex offender.
好的，还有吗？ Yeah, that's fine. Anything else?
不，没事了 No. That's everything.
好的 OK!
Evie!
Evie，开门 Evie, open the door.
Evie，别这样 Evie, don't do this.
Evie!
亲爱的，你在干什么？快睡觉 Honey, what are you doing? Go to sleep.
不，我得把这些寻狗启事做好 No, I can't, I have to finish these posters.
明天，你能把这些 D'you think you'll be able to put them up
贴在街上吗？ around the streets tomorrow?
- 当然了 - 谢谢 - Yeah, of course, honey. - Thanks.
- 我很抱歉 - 你没必要道歉 - I'm sorry. - Baby, don't apologise.
又不是你的错 It's not your fault.
我可以跟你保证，明天你下班回来 I bet you anything that when you get home tomorrow,
Roxy就会在家等你了 Roxy'll be here waiting for you.
跑了？！ Run away?!
你什么意思？怎么可能！ W-What do you mean? How is that even possible?
我想它从边门跑了吧 Well, I think maybe she went out the side gate
因为，锁坏了 'cause the latch is broken.
- 锁怎么会坏的？ - 说来话长 - Why is the latch broken? - It's a long story.
Ro，很抱歉，我... I'm so sorry, Ro. I-I didn't...
你不能把这件事告诉Richard，千万不能 OK, you can never tell Richard about this. I mean it.
什么？ What?
你不能告诉他Roxy曾经在这儿 You can never tell him that Roxy was here.
他永远都不会原谅我的，也不会原谅你 He will never forgive me. Or you.
- 你一定要答应我 - Ro... - Ro... - You gotta promise me.
- 答应我！ - Ro! - Ro! - No, promise me!
好吧我答应，发生什么了？ I promise, what is going on?
- 天哪 Oh, my God.
- 找到Roxy了吗？ - 还没 - Did you find Roxy? - Not yet.
总会找到的 But we will. We will.
寻狗启事会有作用的，对吧？ Hmm, the posters should help, don't you think?
当然了，别人会看到的 Definitely. Someone will see those posters
然后打电话 and they'll call.
启事都贴了吗？ Yeah. So you put all the posters up or...?
- 当然了 - 当然了 - Of course. - Of course.
- 嗯 - 那就太奇怪了 - Yeah. - Hmm, that's weird.
什么？ What?
早上我倒垃圾的时候 I was putting out the garbage earlier today
袋子底部破了 and the bottom of the bag split open.
- 噢 - 然后我找到了这些 - Oh. - And I found these.
这他妈怎么回事，Ro？ What the fuck, Ro?
- 我一定是不小心... - 一定？ - I must have accidentally... - Oh, must you?
扯淡吧，你刚刚还告诉我 That's bullshit because you just told me
你把寻狗启事都贴了 that you put up all the posters.
我是说... Yeah, but what I meant was...
- Roxy在哪！ - 我不知道 - Where's Roxy? - I don't know.
你不知道吗？你在骗我吧！ Don't you? Why are you lying to me?
你怎么可以这样伤害我！ Why would you hurt me like that?
你是不是根本不想找到Roxy？ I mean, do you not want to find Roxy?
我才没有伤害Roxy！ I did not hurt Roxy!
我说伤害了吗！ Who said anything about you hurting Roxy?
- 我不是这个意思 - 你对它做了什么！ - I didn't mean... - What did you do to her?
如果是出了什么事，尽管告诉我，我会理解的 If it was an accident, just tell me. I'll understand!
- 你杀了它？ - 什么？没有！ - Did you kill her? - What? No!
我才没有弄死那条狗！ I did not kill the dog!
什么事？ Can we help you?
……我还是下次再来吧 I'll come back another time.
那就告诉我，到底发生了什么？ Just tell me, what has happened?
Richard，我向你发誓 Richard, I swear to you.
我最后一次见到Roxy，它还好好的呢 The last time I saw Roxy, she was fine.
但一定发生了什么，是吗？ But there's something, isn't there?
我了解你，Ro，我感觉到了 I know you, Ro, I can see it.
我不太好 There's something wrong with me.
当我意识到的时候，我就想告诉你来着 Um... I wanted to tell you as soon as I felt it
我本该告诉你的，但我... and I should have but I...
Richard，我病了 I am sick, Richard.
- 我病得很重 - 病了？ - I'm so sick. - Sick?
你什么意思？怎么病了？ What do you mean, sick? Sick, how?
天呐，我不敢告诉你 God, I'm so afraid to tell you.
不是...不是癌症吧 It's not...It's not cancer, is it?
- 宝贝，是... - 不是...癌症，对吗？ - Baby, it's... - It's not... cancer, is it?
可能....算是癌症吧 It could be...a bit of cancer, yeah.
哦上帝啊 Oh, God...
“可能”是什么意思？ What does that mean -'could be'?
医生说结果 Well, the doctor says that the results are...
还不确定 They're inconclusive.
等一下，等一下，我被你搞糊涂了 Wait, wait, wait,I'm confused.
没事的，我还有你呢 It's OK, it's alright. I've got you.
- 别想了 - 嗯嗯，我还有你呢 - Hey, let it out. - No, no, no. I've got you.
- 我会为你而坚强 - 也别过头了，好吗？ - I'll be strong for you. - Not too strong. Hey?
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
天呐 Oh, my God!
Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
我回来了 Just me!
你闭嘴，孩子们都睡觉了 Will you shut up? The boys are asleep.
哦……我知道，很抱歉我回来晚了 Oh, I know, I-I'm sorry I'm late.
- 我可以解释 - 闭上你的臭嘴，Phil - I can explain... - Stop fucking mumbling, Phil.
“不会很晚的”你还记得你说过吗？ 'Not too late.' Do you remember saying that?
我当然记得，但我想…… Yeah, I do remember but I wanted to get...
我不想听，你的晚饭在冰箱里 I don't care. Your dinner's in the fridge.
来杯茶？ Want a cuppa?
♪ I rode my bicycle past your window last night
♪ I rollerskated to your door at daylight
♪ It almost seems like you're avoiding me
♪ I'm OK alone but you got something I need
♪ Well, I have got a brand-new pair of rollerskates
♪ You got a brand-new key
♪ I think that we should get together
♪ And try them out, you see
♪ I've been looking around a while
♪ You got something for me... ♪
再让我发现你在这栋楼里睡着， If I find you sleeping in this building again,
你就完蛋了 that's it, you're done.
你能不能别再嘟囔了？我不想... Oh, will you just stop mumbling?! I do not...
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah，Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ La, la, la, la-la, la
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la
♪ Oh, I got a brand-new pair of rollerskates
♪ You got a brand-new key... ♪
Oh...
别麻烦了，兄弟，事不过三 Don't bother, mate. Strike three.
来我办公室一趟 My office.
要不，我们换个时间再约？ Why don't we reschedule?
又他妈怎么了？ Fucking what?
亲爱的 Hey, honey bee!
今天我为你准备了一个惊喜！ I got a little surprise for you today!
嗨？ Hello?
这么冷淡是什么情况？ What's with the silent treatment?
Evie，说话 Oh, Evie, talk to me.
你还记得我们的咨询师 Do you remember what our counsellor said
是怎么说的吗？ about communication?
是的，我记得他说的 Yes, I remember what our counsellor said
那些关于沟通的话 about communication.
我记得他说的每一件事 I remember everything our counsellor said
包括下一次该死的预约的日期与时间 including the date and time of the next fucking appointment.
你呢，Daniel？你没有 Did you, Daniel? No.
Evelyn，别叫我Daniel Don't call me Daniel, Evelyn.
Daniel. Da-niel. Daniel, Daniel, 滚你丫的Daniel. Daniel. Da-niel. Daniel, Daniel, fucking Daniel.
亲爱的，对不起，我非常抱歉 Honey bee, honey bee, I am sorry. I am so sorry.
我真是糊涂了，我彻底忘记了 I'm a shithead, I completely forgot.
- 不会有下次了，好吗？ - 这样最好 - Won't happen again, alright? - Yeah, well, better not.
今天给你准备了一个礼物 Got a present for you today.
真的吗 Really?
- 是个摄像机 - 为角色扮演准备的 - It's a video camera. - It's for our role plays.
我想着，可以把过程录下来，这样还能回看呢 I thought we could tape and watch it back.
- 你不想吗？ - Dan. - Dan - Don't you reckon?
- 多少钱？ - 没多少 - How much was it? - Oh, no, it's nothing.
几百块吧 Couple of hundred bucks.
我们该省点了 We should really be saving right now.
没事的，试试吗？ No, no, we're fine. Do you want to try it out?
我准备了戏服 I have costumes
车库也布置好了 and I've set up a little something in the garage.
检查一下灯光 Let me get the light
我看看，啊，然后按这里 and, uh, let me see, press that there.
Evie，你太迷人了，太激动了 Evie, you look amazing. This is so exciting.
- 准备好了吗？ - 嗯 - Uh, you ready? - Yep.
开始！ And... action.
开始 Action.
Um...
囚犯，我听说你又闹事了 I hear you've been misbehaving, prisoner.
我就是喜欢坏小孩 Um... I always fall for the bad boys.
你犯了什么事进来的？ What are you in here for, stud?
侵犯，性侵犯 Assault. Sexual assault.
我敢打赌，她其实可喜欢了 I'll bet she secretly loved it.
是“他” He.
- 卧槽，Dan！ - 怎么了？ - For fuck's sake, Dan! - What?
你打算告诉我你性侵的是个男人 You're trying to turn me on by telling me
以此让我提高性趣？ you have sexually assaulted a man?!
Evie，它是有背景的…… It's called having a back story, Evie.
有什么东西烧着了 Something's burning.
靠，是灯！开门，快把车库门打开！ Oh, shit. It's the light. Get the door! Get the door, Evie!
- 我在开！ - 操蛋啊 - I am! - Bloody thing.
没事没事，我们很好，没事！ We're fine! We're fine! Everything's fine!
关门！Evie，快关门！ Close the door, Evie! Close the door! Close the door!
哦操，Evie！ No! Oh, fuck, Evie!
这花了我3000刀 This cost $3,000!
谢天谢地没坏，好吧，我们重新来 Thank God it's working. OK, let's go from the top.
- 来什么？ - 重新演啊 - The top of what? - The scene.
演什么？Dan，你还记得我们为什么开始角色扮演的吗？ What scene? Dan, do you even remember why we're doing this?
- 为了性生活呢 - 是为了我们的婚姻！ - For the sex. - For the marriage.
你真的吓到我了，你看看你自己！ You're really starting to scare me. Look at yourself.
我都快认不出你了 Don't even recognise you anymore.
宝贝，宝贝！ Babe, babe! Warden! Warden!
也许你走前我们还可以找点乐子 Perhaps we can have a bit of fun before you go.
Hey.
- 你去哪儿了？ - 什么意思，我在工作啊 - Where have you been? - What do you mean? Work.
我给你办公室打电话了 Well, I called your work
他们说你几个小时前就走了 and they said that you left hours ago.
- 所以你去哪里了？ - 在车里 - So where have you been? - Just been in the car.
你能别嘟嘟囔囔了吗 Don't you dare fucking mumble.
我在车里！ I've been in the car!
我开着车兜来兜去 Honestly, I've just been driving around, thinking.
你怎么没在上班？ Why weren't you at work?
Maureen，最近公司在裁员 Maureen, there's been a bit of a reshuffle at work.
不是我的错…… It's nothing I did.
Phil，你到底在骗我什么！ Are you cheating on me, Phil?
什么？ What?
买女人衣服你花了500刀，买The Body Shop你花了70刀 $500 on women's clothes. $70 at The Body Shop.
- Interflora [国际花商联], David Jones [百货公司]... - 给我看看 - Interflora, David Jones... - Show me that.
操你妈！ Fuck you!
你个白痴，我们的卡可是绑定着的 We have a joint bank account, you idiot.
- 我能解释的 - 好吧好吧，你给我解释解释 - I can explain. - Yes. Yes, this time explain.
首先，我什么都没做 I can... First of all, I never did anything...
……这有点复杂 It's so complicated...
你不会理解的 You're not going to understand.
好的 OK.
好吧，我的确有外遇了 Yeah, I've been having an affair.
但是已经结束了，不会再发生了 It's over and it will never happen again.
- 她是谁？ - 同事 - Who is she? - Someone from work.
- 你不认识的 - 她叫什么名字？ - You don't know her. - What's her name?
- 这还重要吗？ - 她长怎么样？ - Does it matter? - What is she like?
- 别这样 - 比我年轻吗？ - Don't do this. - Is she younger than me?
- 差不多大 - 更美？ - She's about the same. - Prettier?
- 也差不多 - 比我瘦？ - Again, about the same. - Is she thinner than me?
你们看起来很像 You have a lot in common.
不比我年轻，不比我瘦 She's not younger than me. She's not skinnier than me.
也不比我美，那为什么是她就不能是我！ She's not prettier than me. Why couldn't it just be me?
她比你温柔 Because she's softer than you.
比你安静 She's quieter than you.
不会对我大吼大叫 She doesn't yell at me.
不会叫我白痴 She doesn't call me an idiot
或者一天到晚叫我闭嘴 or tell me to shut up all the time.
她能倾听 She listens to me.
她对我很好 She's nice to me.
她不会让我觉得，我是那个 She doesn't make me feel like the only thing stopping her
阻碍她幸福快乐的人 from being happy... is me.
滚出去 Get out.
- Phil，滚出去！ - Maureen. - Maureen. - Get out, Phil.
哦操 Fuck it. Fuck.
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Maureen，快接电话 Maureen, pick up.
我没有别的女人，我只有你 It's not another woman, it's only ever been you.
我没有别人...我靠 I don't want anyone... Oh, shit!
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♪ ..to say goodnight. ♪
- 许个愿 - 好 - D'you make a wish? - Yeah.
嗯？ Yeah?
告诉我你的愿望是什么 Are you gonna tell me what it is?
不告诉你 No.
如果我猜到了，你会告诉我吗？ If I guess, will you tell me?
- 可能吧 - 可能？ - Maybe. - Maybe?
车？ OK, is it a... car?
- 不是 - 好吧，不是车 - No, it's not a car. - OK, not a car.
比车大还是小？ Is it bigger or smaller than a car?
- 不告诉你 - 好吧 - I'm not telling. - Alright.
是...我不知道 Is it bigger or smaller than... I don't know,
我心里的答案是...是这个 top of my head, say, this?
天哪，如果是车钥匙的话，我会杀了你的 Oh, my God, if that is car keys, I'm going to kill you.
- 我可不会说是什么 - Paul. - Paul. - I'm not saying anything.
- 不，绝不能是车钥匙 - 打开吧 - No, this is not OK. - Just open it.
哦……哇 Oh, wow.
- 太美了 - 嗯 - They're really beautiful. - Yeah?
Yeah.
- 生日快乐 - 谢谢 - Happy birthday. - Thank you.
- 怎么了？ - 没事，没事 - Oh, what? - No, I'm OK. I'm OK.
- 真的？ - 嗯，我答应你 - Seriously? - Yeah, I promise you.
我们需要休息一下 Otherwise, we need to have a little nap.
打个盹？车上？在我开车的时候？ A nap? In the car? While I drive?
给点钱花花，兄弟？ Can you spare a dollar, mate?
我什么都没有 No, sorry, mate, we don't have any.
哈哈，没想到你还记得呢 That's right, you remember it.
别这样，最近手头有点紧，兄弟 Come on, man, just a dollar.
大哥，我们真的没有钱，抱歉 Mate, we honestly don't have anything. I'm sorry.
一分都没？ Not one single dollar?
你还是给点吧 OK, you should just give them what you've got.
- 好吧 - 他什么都没有 - Alright. - He doesn't have anything.
- 我去 - 刚才你可是这么说的 - For fuck's sake. - That's what he said.
好吧好吧，大哥 Alright, mate.
- 好的 - 好的 - Alright, that's fine. - OK.
干什么？ What?
好了好了，要手机吗，给你了 Alright, you want phones? They're yours.
给 There you go.
哦，行行好吧，大哥，够了 Oh, come on, mate. That's enough.
你已经得到你要的了 You got what you wanted.
我可没这么说 I wouldn't say that.
这妞可迷人了，不是吗？ Aren't you a pretty little thing?
- 你他妈 - 你要干什么？ - Alright, fuck off. - What are you doing?
抱歉，先生，车库里煤气泄漏了 Sorry, sir, there's been a gas leak in the garage.
- 我不能让你进去 - 煤气泄漏？ - I can't let you through. - A gas leak?
嗯 Hmm.
Paul! Paul!
Paul!你在哪里！ Paul! Where are you...?
他还好吗？ Is he OK?
Hey.
嗨，亲爱的 Hey, sweetheart.
- 这是在哪儿？ - 医院 - Where are we? - We're in the hospital.
- 靠，你还好吗？ - 我还好吗？ - Shit, are you OK? - Am I OK?
我很好，是你不好 Yeah, I'm OK. You're not OK.
你头骨都碎了 You fractured your skull, honey.
但你会没事的 But you're going to be fine.
天呐，怎么搞的？ Oh, my God. How?
你摔倒了，磕着头了 You fell and hit your head.
真的吗？我不记得了 Really? I don't remember.
是的，医生说你可能会不记得 Yeah, the doctor said you might not.
- 没事的，休息吧 - 怎么回事 - It's OK, just rest. - What happened?
有人打了你 Somebody hit you.
在停车场 The car park.
啊，想起来，在停车场 Yeah. In the car park.
我成功强奸你了吗？ Did I rape you?
嘘 Shh.
甜心，我一直在努力 That's what I was trying to do, sweetheart.
- 嘘 - 那些男人是我花钱雇来的 - Shh. - Those men, I paid them.
- 我知道 - 他们是演员 - I know. - They were actors.
说好的，他们用假瓶子砸我 They were meant to hit me with a fake bottle.
- 嗯 - 难道他们用了真的瓶子？ - Yeah. - Did they use a real bottle?
- 我不知... - 本该是个假瓶子的 - I-I don't... - It should have been fake.
亲爱的，休息一下吧 Honey, just try and rest. Just try and relax.
- 那是为你的生日准备的 - 我知道 - It was for your birthday. - I know.
- 是个惊喜呢 - 我知道 - As a surprise. - I know.
到底成功了吗？ Did I do it?
Maeve，告诉我 Maeve, tell me.
我强奸你了吗？ Did I rape you?
- 是的，你成功了 - 哈 - Yeah. Baby, you raped me. - Yeah?
感觉怎么样？ Was it OK?
嗯 Yeah.
这就是你想要的吧？ Was it what you wanted?
- 嗯 - 天呐，谢谢上帝 - Yeah. - Thank God.
为了这事我想了很久 I really tried to think of everything this time.
我真的策划了很久 You know, I really put some thought into it.
- 我知道 - 嗯 - I know. - Yeah.
我还练习过呢 I practised.
你要知道，这是我第一次强奸人，我... But, you know, it was my first rape and I...
我不知道我适不适合做个强奸犯 I don't know if I'm, like, meant to be a raper.
- 嘘 - 因为... - Shh... - 'Cause it was...
宝贝，你做得很好 No, baby, it was perfect.
很棒 It was perfect.
等等，那我是什么时候打伤了自己的头？ Wait, so when did I hit my head?
- 在那之后 - 我去 - Right after. - Shit.
- 本来还有别的环节的 - 不 - There was more. - No.
- 本来还有... - 不用了 - There was more... - No more, no.
我还想做一件事的 I was meant to do one more thing.
不用了，已经够了，亲爱的 Pauly, no more, please. Honey, no, that's enough.
就一件事……我的衣服在哪？ Just one more thing. Where are my clothes?
帮我拿下我的衣服 Please, just get my clothes.
我的牛仔裤 My jeans.
在前口袋 The front pocket of my jeans.
Yeah.
♪ Oh...
♪ Do it again
♪ I may say no, no, no
♪ But do it again... ♪
你不必现在就回答我 You don't have to answer now.
♪ My lips just ache to have you
♪ Take the kiss that's waiting for you
♪ Oh, do it again
♪ Please do it again
♪ And again and again. ♪
我会待在我妈妈家里，直到你把你的重点搞清楚为止 I will be at Mum's until you sort out your priorities.
你就是我的全部！这就是我的重点！ You're my priority! Done! Sorted!
我可不这么觉得 Well, it doesn't feel like it.
你再也不看我了 You never look at me anymore.
每天晚上很迟回家 You're late home every night...
我在努力工作啊 I'm under the pump at work, babe.
扯淡，你扯淡！ That is bullshit. Bullshit!
我打电话给你哥哥了，他告诉我 I called your brother and he told me
你一直在上戏剧课 you've been taking theatre lessons.
戏剧...表演课，那又怎样？ Theatre... Screen acting classes. So what?
你他妈什么时候想成为一个演员了？ So what the fuck? Since when did you want to be an actor?
是你说我得很投入 You're the one who said I should get into it.
- 什么？什么时候？ - 天呐！ - What? When? - Oh, God!
第一次角色扮演的时候 When we first started this whole role play thing.
你说我可以成为一个著名的演员，你说的 You said I could be a famous actor. Your words.
我才不会说这样的话 That does not sound like something I would say.
这不是重点 And that is not the point.
你撒谎了，这才是重点 The point is you lied about it.
我很尴尬 I was embarrassed.
我是说，上帝啊，我？演员？ I mean, Jesus, Evie! Me? An actor?
- 太疯狂了 - 太荒唐了 - It's crazy. - It's ridiculous.
不是荒唐 It's not ridiculous.
Dan，就是荒唐 Dan. It's ridiculous.
Evie，别走 Don't go. Evie.
别离开我 Don't go.
如果你走出这个家门 If you walk out that door,
你就犯了终生大错了 you'll be making the biggest mistake of my life.
我曾经如此害怕衰老 I used to be scared of the idea of growing old.
现在我害怕的是 Now I'm just scared of the idea...
不能和你一起慢慢变老 ..of growing old without you.
- 哦操 - 怎么了？ - Ow. Fuck! - What?
靠，有东西进我眼睛了 Oh, I got it in my eye. Christ!
- 什么东西？ - 万金油 - Got what in your eye? - Tiger Balm.
我他妈把万金油弄进眼睛里了，上帝啊痛死我了 I got fucking Tiger Balm in my eye. God, that really stings.
你怎么会把万金油弄进眼睛里？ How did you get Tiger Balm in your eye?
本来应该涂在眼睛旁的 You're supposed to put it near your eye.
比如鼻梁那里，可以催泪 Like, the bridge of your nose and it makes you cry.
这周的表演课上就教了这一招 They showed us how to do it in acting class this week.
你在表演？ You were acting?
蒙过你了吧！真假难辨是不是？ Yeah, you couldn't tell, though, right?
你真是疯了 You are a psychopath.
你...你根本没有准备好承担起丈夫的责任 You're not... you're not even ready to be a husband,
更不用说... let alone a...
更不用说什么？ Let alone a what?
Evie.
更不用说什么？ Let alone a what?
演员？ An actor?
你他妈才不是演员 You're not a fucking actor.
Wow.
你怎么了？原来的Dan呢？ What happened to you? Where's Dan?
“Dan在哪？Dan在哪？”滚你丫的Dan 'Where's Dan? Where's Dan?' Fuck Dan!
原来的那个Dan只是个无趣可悲的男人 Dan is boring. He's pathetic.
你怎么会一直念着Dan？ Why do you keep going on about Dan?
我比Dan好 I can be better than Dan, Evie.
我受够以前那个Dan了 I'm done with Dan.
是啊 Yeah.
我也受够了 Me too.
好，那我们下次见？ OK, so I will see you next time?
再见 Have a good day.
Richard，进来吧 Richard, come on in.
是什么在困扰你？ What's bothering you?
我想跟你谈谈Rowena Um, well, I just wanted to talk to you about Rowena.
- 你去哪里？ - 我不知道 - Where are you going? - Uh, I don't know.
反正我现在不能待在这儿 I just can't be here right now.
为什么？ Why?
我今天见了Barnes医生 I saw Dr Barnes today.
她说这几周他都没有见过你 She said she hasn't seen you in weeks.
- 以及你根本就没有得癌症 - 我没有得癌症 - And you don't have cancer. - I don't have cancer.
他妈的这到底是怎么回事？ What the fuck is going on?
我刚从医生那儿回来 Well, I just came from the doctor
结果出来了，是阴性 and the results came back and they are negative.
我没有得癌症，我们打败它了 I don't have cancer. We beat it.
才不是，你扯淡吧 No, it's bullshit.
Barnes医生说她这几周都没有见过你 Dr Barnes said she hasn't seen you in weeks.
我从未说过我找的是Barnes医生啊 I never said I went to Dr Barnes.
是的，你说了，你说Barnes医生 Yes, you did. You said Dr Barnes.
哦亲爱的，如果我真的说了，我很抱歉 Well, honey, if I said that, I'm sorry.
我以为我得癌症了，我也有点搞糊涂了 I thought I had cancer, I was a bit confused.
但我 But I don't...
没得病 ..have it.
- 所以，没有癌症？ - 没有 - So there's no cancer. - No
你哭什么？ Are you crying?
哦…… Aw...
- 甜心，你哭了吗？ - 是的，我他妈在哭 - Sweetie, are you crying? - Yes, I'm fucking crying!
- 这件事伤害了我！ - 是吗？太好了 - Ow! That hurt! - Oh, did it? Good!
我伤害了你，太好了 I hurt you, good!
因为这几周我总觉得 Because I can't help but feel that for the last few weeks,
你在折磨我，无论是有意的还是无意的 you've been hurting me. Like, deliberately or something.
- 这太疯狂了！ - 是吗？ - That is so crazy! - Is it?
否则你怎么一直把我爸爸的照片 Then how come you keep putting
摆得满屋子都是？ photos of my dad up all around the house?
我放了几张，但我没有一直... I put a couple up, I don't keep putting...
但是你这么做了！这就是关键！ But you do! This is what I'm talking about!
除了你，还有谁把我爸爸的照片摆得到处都是 You're not putting photos up, except you are.
除了你，还有谁会把寻狗启事扔进垃圾桶 Y-You didn't throw those posters out, except you did.
你还说你得了癌症，你才没得 But only because you have cancer, except you don't!
Ro，我再也不相信你了！ I can't trust you anymore, Ro!
Roxy下落不明，我爸爸又去世了 I still don't know where Roxy is. My dad's dead.
这段时间我他妈一直在哭 I'm crying all the fucking time.
我都要哭脱水了，我下意识地觉得 I'm so dehydrated and I can't help but feel
你就是幕后凶手！ that you are somehow... you're behind it all!
好吧，首先，我没有杀了你爸爸 OK, firstly, I did not kill your dad.
……看来我来的又不是时候 Boy, do I keep picking the wrong times.
太抱歉了 So sorry.
Richard，你就不能... Richard, can you just...?
等等，Richard！ Wait, Richard!
你能不能停下听我说几句？ Please, can you just stop and talk to me?
- 亲爱的，别走 - 为什么？ - Honey, please don't go. - Why?
你打算告诉我这到底是怎么一回事了吗？ Are you gonna actually tell me what's going on?
看着我的眼睛，然后告诉我真相？ Like, look in my eyes and actually tell me the truth?
不，当然不 No, of course not.
我曾经想要的一切就是和你组建家庭 All I ever wanted was to have a family with you.
但是现在 And now...
靠，谢天谢地我没让你怀孕 ..shit, I'm almost glad I couldn't get you pregnant.
我确实怀孕了 I am pregnant.
什么？ What?
- 回来吧 - 不，你刚才说了什么？ - Please come here. - No, what did you say?
Ro，别用这种事骗我，这很重要 Don't fuck with me, Ro, not about this.
- 你刚才说了什么？ - 我说我怀孕了 - What did you say? - I said I'm pregnant.
真的吗？ Is that true?
你确定吗？你怎么肯定的？ Are you sure? How can you be sure?
我就是很确定 Just, I am, I'm sure.
你怀孕了？ You're pregnant?
所以这就是发生这一切的原因？ That's what all this has been about?
你怎么不早告诉我？ Why didn't you tell me?
我怕 Scared.
我们要有小孩了？ We're gonna have a baby?
我们要做父母了？ We're gonna have a baby?
♪ Dreams, they're for those who sleep
♪ Life, it's for us to keep... ♪
我想他在踢你 I thought it was kicking.
那不过是你的腿在发抖而已 It's just your knee twitching.
♪ I wanna make it with you
♪ I really think that we can make it, girl. ♪
- 又坏了？ - 哦不，没坏 - Playing up again? - Oh, no, it's fine.
它有时候会嗡嗡响 It just hums sometimes.
Moni，如果连翻译人都聋了 Moni, this service doesn't work
这服务就没用了 if the interpreter is deaf too.
还没那么坏啦 It's not quite that bad.
- 情况变糟了？ - 请别告诉别人 - Getting worse, though? - Please don't tell anybody.
我需要这个工作 I need this job.
谢谢 Thank you.
欢迎来到Video Relay
请告诉我你的名字和你想拨打的号码
名字呢？
电话：您拨打的是性爱热线 PHONE: You've called Phone Fuck.
请问您需要什么样的女人？ Which ones of our sluts do you want?
- 你说什么？ - 这里是性爱热线 - I beg your pardon? - This is Phone Fuck.
亲爱的，你想跟那种女孩聊天？ Which girl do you want to speak to, hon?
你先别挂，可以吗？ Can I just put you on hold for a second?
我觉得号码是错的
是成人热线
我就是成人
我知道，但那是电话性爱吧
你想要哪种女孩？ Hello? Who do you want to talk to?
对不起，我叫Monica，我是Video Relay的工作人员 Sorry, my name is Monica. I'm calling from Video Relay...
我才不管，小甜甜，直说吧 I don't care, sweetie. Just tell me
你想跟谁聊，我帮你接通就好，好吗？ who you want to talk to and I'll put you through, OK?
哦抱歉，你等等啊 Yes, sorry, hold on.
你想跟谁聊？
- 有什么选项吗？ - 应有尽有 - What are the options? - Depends what you're into.
你们有什么？ What have you got?
有蕾丝，有直女，女王攻，金发受 Lesbian, straight sex, domination, blondes,
跨种族，可深喉，身材品种随你选 interracial, deep throat, chubbies, trannies,
成熟，放荡，亚裔，轮奸 cougars, swingers, Asians, gang bang,
大胸，小胸 big tits, small tits,
双插，三插 double penetration,triple penetration,
颜射，肛交…… squirting, arse to...
可高可矮可非法，各种怪癖都满足 ..midgets, barely legal, gonzo,
无论地域和品种，保证你有好人选 bukaki, anal, you tell me,
我们有各种女孩来满足各种需要 we've got different girls for different things.
他们有直女和金发女郎
就这样？
是的
你确定？
没大胸的？
金发直女吧
- 金发直女，谢谢 - 现在就帮你接通 - Straight blonde, please. - Connecting you now.
嗨，我是Sonya，你是谁？ Hey, this is Sonya. Who's this?
Hi, this is Monica，calling from... 我叫Monica，我是...
你听起来很可爱啊，Monica，我一般不跟女孩做 You sound really cute, Monica. I don't normally do girls
不过我今天性欲高涨，就给你一个例外 but I'm so horny tonight, I'll make an exception.
不不不，对不起，我是Video Relay的工作人员 No, no, sorry, no. No. I'm calling from Video Relay.
我叫Monica，我是通过手语 My name is Monica. I have a caller on the line
跟别人视频通话的，所以今天我是这通 that uses sign language and I'll be interpreting the call
电话的中间人 for both of you tonight.
啊？ What?
你跟我说话，我通过手语跟这位有听力障碍的人交流 If you talk to me, I will sign to the caller who's deaf
然后他给我打手语回复，我再翻译给你 and he will sign back to me and I will talk to you.
他是聋的吗？ He's deaf?
是的，他是聋的 Yes, that's right, he's deaf.
所以他听不到我说话？ So he can't hear me?
他什么都听不到...他是聋的啊 No, he can't hear anything, he's... deaf.
他能看着你的手语然后知道我在说什么？ But he can see your hand signs of everything I say?
是的是的，手语 Yes, sign language. That's right.
我知道一些手语 I know a couple of words in sign language.
我知道“颜射”和“日出” I know 'cunt face' and 'sunrise'.
他能看到我吗？能看到我在做什么吗？ Can he see me? Like, what I'm doing?
不能，没人能看见你 No, nobody can see you.
他能看见我，你就当是一个普通的电话好了 He can see me. You're just on a regular phone.
好了，我懂了 Right, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
- 他长得怎么样？ - 嗯... - What does he look like? - Um...
他蛮可爱的 He's cute... I guess?
我们开始吧，好吗？ Look, can we just get started, please?
抱歉，他叫什么名字？ Sorry, what was his name again?
如果你把我当做是他会容易点吧 It'll be easier if you talk to me as if I'm him.
你叫什么？ What's your name?
- 操，这样太慢了 - Sam. - Sam - Fuck, that's slow.
对不起，不过这种延迟不能避免 Yeah, sorry, there's going to be a lag.
你怎么搞得这么晚，Sam？ What are you doing up so late, Sam?
我刚刚完成我的工作，你呢？ Just finishing some work. You?
我在等你打我电话呢 I was waiting for you to call.
你现在穿着什么？ What are you wearing?
粉丝内衣和小裤裤，你呢？ Pink bra and panties. What are you wearing?
- 只有平角内裤 - 是吗？ - Just boxer shorts. - Is he?
不，他还穿着件长袖 No, he's wearing a hoodie...
别告诉她！
什么？
我们为什么不把内裤脱掉呢？ Why don't we take those little shorts off?
抱歉，你等一下 Sorry, can you hang on for one second?
别告诉他我穿着衬衫
我没有
我可以读唇语
靠 Oh, shit.
对不起
我原谅你了，因为你夸我可爱
我没说你可爱啊
我能读唇语
那边还有人吗？搞什么啊 Am I still holding? What the fuck?
哦是的，对不起 Oh, my God, yes, I'm so sorry. Um...
你能重复一下你刚才说的吗？ Can you repeat what you said last?
我说，为什么不把你的内裤脱掉？ I said, why don't you take your shorts off?
我去 Fuckin' hell, man.
她想脱掉你的内裤
已经脱掉了
- 他的内裤已经脱掉了 - 硬了吗？ - Uh, his shorts are off. - Are you hard?
抱歉，你想表达什么？ Sorry, what do you mean by that?
我靠，这种沟通太费劲了 Oh, fuck! It's hard to get a run on here.
- 问他硬了没 - 好的 - Ask him is his dick's hard. - Yeah, of course. Um...
告诉她是的，我们把这块赶紧过掉吧
嗯嗯，对不起，是的，好了 Uh, yes, yes, yes. Sorry, yes, it is.
你想让我用嘴为你的大屌服务吗？ You want to put your big, hard cock in my mouth?
我们能不能就当他说“想”好了 Wow, can we just assume he's gonna say yes to that?
你说了没？ Well, did he say yes?
我猜是的，所以我们就当他 Uh, I reckon he will so can we just imagine
已经准备好了，行吗？ he's popped it all in there and wrap this up?
- 他妈的就直接问他啊 - 噢，还不如杀了我呢……好吧 - Just fucking ask him, mate. - Wow. Killing me. Um...
他说是的，哈，真是震惊呢 Wow. He said yes. Huh! What a shock.
现在你想要我干什么呢，亲爱的？ What do you want me to do now, lover?
喂！他现在想要我干什么？ Hello? What does he want me to do now?
我们现在有点沟通上的困难 We're having a few technical difficulties here.
你能再等等吗？ Can I just put you on hold again?
- 好吧，我去 - 谢谢 - Yeah, yeah. Fuckin' hell. - Thank you.
做这个让我感觉不舒服
但是这是你的工作啊
我只是对这通电话感觉不舒服
好吧，那你就把我转给别人吧
好吧
你的大屌在我嘴里实在是感觉太赞了
你能把我转给之前那个女孩吗？
怎么了
对不起
这事儿还是得你来
求你了
- 嘿，你还在吗？ - 在吗？ - Hello, you there? - Yeah, are you there?
我说，那个人是谁啊，搞什么鸡巴啊 I mean, who's the guy? What the fuck's going on?
对不起，我重复一下过程 Sorry, I'm just going to backtrack.
之前他说， Earlier, he said, please to spit on his penis
你要用唾液好好润滑一下他的大屌 to make it all slippery.
好的 OK.
告诉他我已经做好了 Tell him I spat on it,
已经完全润湿了，润滑很充分 there's spit everywhere, it's as slippery as fuck.
有什么问题吗？ What's the problem?
他想...天呐 He wants to... Oh, my God.
他想插入……你的阴道里 He wants to put his penis in you... your vagina.
你湿润的阴道里 Your wet vagina.
嗯，哦，好的 Mmm, oh, fuck, yeah.
哦，我下面简直湿得不行了 Oh, I'm dripping wet.
哦，这感觉太棒了 Oh, that feels good.
我想让你的大屌把我填满 I want your big, hard cock to fill me up.
就这样 Oh, yeah.
啊，太深了，深得我发痛 Oh, fuck. So deep, it hurts.
你得把这些吃掉，好吗？ You have to eat it, OK?
你即便是吐出来 You can spit it out as much as you want
最后也得吃回去 but you still have to eat it.
你现在只是在把这一切搞得乱七八糟又黏黏糊糊而已， You're just gonna make yourself dirty and sticky,
奶奶，我还得把这些全都收拾干净…… Nanna, and then I have to clean it up.
对不起，我搞糊涂了，他得吃什么？ I'm... I'm so sorry, I'm lost. What does he have to eat?
哦擦，那些话别告诉他，我在跟我奶奶说话 Oh, shit! Don't tell him that. I'm just talking to my nan.
这件事也没告诉他 And don't tell him that either.
她在说什么
听着，我现在有点麻烦 Listen, can I...? I gotta do something.
你能不能替我跟他说一会儿 Could you, um, could you keep him talking
就一分钟，好吗？ just for, like, one minute?
绝对不行 Definitely not.
你能听到吗，这就是我奶奶 Can you hear that? It's my nan, OK?
她中风了 She's had a stroke.
她情况很糟糕，我需要这些电话 She's fucked. I need these calls.
我需要钱，你就帮我那么一分钟 I need the money. Just for one minute.
说实话，做起来比想象的容易多了 It's easier than it looks, honestly.
求你了 Please?
- 好吧 - 谢谢你 - Fine. - Thank you, thank you.
好的，太棒了，你现在就只需要告诉他 OK, great. So just tell him heaps of stuff
他的屌有多赞，你有多想要它就行了…… about how good his dick is and how you want...
哦天呐 Oh, God.
你好，你好？ Hello? Hello?
上帝啊 Oh, Jesus Christ.
你的屌
一级棒！
你愿意他操你狠一点还是温柔一点？ Would you like him to fuck you hard or slow?
温柔的
我要粗暴的！
她说了要温柔！
我花了钱，听我的，
我要粗暴的
那你还问我干什么呢？ Why would you ask in the first place?
他想狠狠地上你 He would like to fuck you hard, actually.
她说好吧，但是以后
你得慢慢来，把前戏做好
你知道的，你应该这样
她喜欢这样？
你都没问她！
她在呻吟，相信我，她喜欢的
她想让我插她菊花吗？
她想让我
进入吗？
插她的菊花？
她说她只希望你现在抱住她
你什么都没说！她甚至都不在！
喂！我在听啊！
扯淡！
- 嘿，我来了 - 谢天谢地 - Hey, I'm back. - Oh, God!
- 谢谢你 - 我们进行到哪里了？ - Thank you, help me. - Where are we at?
呃，他在插你的后庭 Uh, you are being fucked from behind.
- 狠狠地，肛交，我猜？ - 哇，进展得够快啊 - Hard, in the arse, I think? - Well, that was quick.
我知道，我也这么说了 I know, that's what I said.
告诉我下面说什么吧 OK, um, can you tell me what to say next, please?
告诉他，那是我见过的最大的老二了 Tell him it's the biggest dick I've ever had.
我知道，谢谢
然后呢？ Um, and next?
要我给他口吗？ Does he want to put it in my mouth?
可它刚插了你的菊花 It's just been in your arse.
所以？ So?
好吧 OK.
可是刚插了菊花啊
什么？ What?
你在笑什么？ What's fucking funny?
这就是个他妈的玩笑，是吧？ This is a fucking prank, isn't it?
挂了吧
- 他想挂了 - 好吧，他射了吗？ - Um, he wants to hang up. - Well, did he come?
谢谢
不，我该谢谢你
这是我接过的最有趣的电话了
我今天晚上还能再帮你什么吗？
你有别的电话吗？
那就别挂电话了
怎么这么晚还没睡？
失眠
你是干什么的？
漫画小说家
那是干什么的？
你画的？
我不信
真的是我画的
我来证明给你看
♪ May these words be the first to find your ears
♪ The world is brighter than the sun
♪ Now that you're here
♪ Though your eyes will need some time to adjust
♪ To the overwhelming light surrounding us
♪ I'll give you everything I have
♪ I'll teach you everything I know
♪ I promise I'll do better
♪ I will always hold you close
♪ But I will learn to let you go
♪ I promise I'll do better
我该走了
♪ I will soften every edge
♪ I'll hold the world to its best
♪ And I'll do better
晚安，Sam
晚安，Monica
♪ With every heartbeat I have left
♪ I will defend your every breath
♪ And I'll do better
♪ 'Cause you are loved
♪ You are loved more than you know
♪ I hereby pledge all of my days
♪ To prove it so
♪ Though your heart is far too young to realise
♪ The unimaginable light
♪ You hold inside. ♪
- 车坏了？ - 嗯 - Car trouble? - Yeah.
我可以载你一程 Can I give you a lift anywhere?
哦不用了，谢谢 Um, no, it's fine. Thanks.
- 真的？ - 嗯，不用了 - Sure? - It's fine, I'm sure.
- 谢谢 - 好吧，祝你好运 - Thank you. - Alright. Good luck!
哦，其实……等等！ Actually, wait...Wait, please!
谢谢你 Thank you!
谢谢 Thanks.
- 谢谢 - 没关系 - Thank you. - No problem. Don't be silly.
谢谢，我很感激 Thank you, though. I really appreciate it.
乐意至极 My pleasure.
可以的话，我到桥的那一头下车就好了 I need to get over the bridge, if that's OK.
- 当然可以 - 谢谢你 - Easy-peasy. - Thank you.
Um...
实际上 Oh, um, actually,
我忘记盖上引擎盖了，我得去.. I left the bonnet of my car open, so I'll just...
不，不，你留在这儿，我去帮你关 No, no, stay there. I'll get it.
谢谢你 Thanks.
你还需要拿点什么？ Do you want me to get anything else from the car?
♪ Two sleepy people
♪ By dawn's early light
♪ And too much in love to say goodnight
♪ Here we are
♪ In the cosy chair
♪ Picking on a wishbone
♪ From the Frigidaire
♪ Two sleepy people... ♪
♪ So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep
♪ Sometimes
♪ All I need is the air that I breathe
♪ And to love you
♪ All I need is the air that I breathe
♪ Yes, to love you
♪ All I need is the air that I breathe. ♪
Captions by CSI Australia
♪ Lush Like You
♪ The sweetest twist
♪ Lush like you
♪ A long-dead list
♪ Well, honey, they were lush, lush too
♪ Hot and fierce
♪ Lush like you
♪ I can't stand up because I'm lush like you
♪ Delirious mist, lush like you
♪ We're driving, I insist
♪ Honey, till the sky turns blue
♪ Look at me shiver
♪ Lush like you
♪ There's an underground river and I'm lush like you
♪ Her character's neat She's never indiscreet
♪ Be gentle with the babe because she's lush like you
♪ Cats and kittens, muffins and mittens
♪ Everybody's smitten with the lush like... oh...
♪ A cease or desist
♪ A patience at the tryst
♪ You got to open up and kiss
♪ If you want the lush life too... ♪