谁是美国第一任总统 Who was the first president of the United States?
- 奥佩拉 - 乔治·华盛顿 - Oprah! - George Washington.
阿拉斯加的首府在哪里 What is the capital of Alaska?
- 纽约 - 朱诺 - New York! - Juneau.
三角形有几条边 How many sides are on a triangle?
八条 不对 四条 不 还是八条 8! No, 4! No, 8!
三条 3.
说出意大利肉丸面的一种配料 Name an ingredient in spaghetti and meatballs.
- 橘子 - 肉丸 - Oranges! - Meatballs.
你赢得了一百万美元奖金 You've just won a million dollars!
翻译君：这也太TM简单了(╬￣皿￣)凸
为什么这傻货能赢一百万美金 How is it that that dummy won a million dollars
我就什么都赢不来呢 and I've never won anything?
我觉得 你得奖是早晚的事 Oh, I'm sure it's just a matter of time.
最好如此 因为我可不想沦落为一个 It'd better be, because I don't want to end up
悲催又显得嫉妒的人 a bitter, jealous person.
要不 我也去参加竞赛节目吧 Say, I should go on a game show!
还有你能参加的竞赛节目 What game show are you qualified for?
比如 "拼词大转轮" Uh, "Wheel of Words"?
你都不会拼词 You don't know how to spell.
那要不 "猜价格"节目 How about "Price is Correct"?
那你觉得这包口香糖卖多少钱 How much do you think this pack of gum sells for?
三万三千美元 $33,000?
祝你好运咯 Good luck with that.
请继续观看我们新的竞赛节目 "铁哥们" Stay tuned for the new game show "Besties,"
只要了解你好友的一切 就能获得大奖 where knowing all about your best friend leads to big prizes.
我们应该参加这节目 We should go on that.
咱们俩可是铁哥们啊 We've been best friends forever.
两个人之间该了解的事情我们都了解 We know everything there is to know about each other.
我反正是不这么觉得 I never thought I would say this,
不过去参加一下也无妨 达菲鸭 but that's not a bad idea, Daffy Duck.
太好了 谢谢你 兔宝宝 Why, thank you, Bugs...
我想说 呃 Bada-Bling怎么样 I want to say, uh, Bada-Bling?
Bada-Bling 一种彩票游戏
我搞定了 我们明天能去参加"铁哥们"了 I did it! I got us on tomorrow's episode of "Besties!"
你是怎么做到的 How'd you manage that?
这是一个不能说的秘密 There are some things you shouldn't know about me.
但我其他的事情 你最好统统了解 But you better know everything else!
我更在意的是 你对我知之甚少 I'm more concerned with how little you know about me.
我了解你的一切 I know everything about you.
问我几个问题 来嘛 Hit me with some questions. Go ahead.
好吧 我最喜欢的颜色是什么 All right. What's my favorite color?
过 Pass.
我晚上几点睡觉 What time do I go to bed at night?
过 来点简单的问题 Pass. Give me something easy.
好吧 那我生日是哪天 Fine. When's my birthday?
一月... Janu...
二月... Febr...
九月... Septem...
十二月... December...
七月... Jul...
七月 七月一日 July! July first.
七月二日 七月三日 七月四日 July second. July third. July fourth.
五 六 七 八 九 十 Fifth! Sixth! Seventh! Eighth! Ninth! Tenth!
- 二十七日 - 七月二十七日 - 27th. - July 27th!
好吧 我对你致以迟到的生日祝福 Well, happy extremely belated birthday,
或者... or...
提前祝您老明年生日快乐 Happy extremely early birthday.
嘿 飞毛腿 Hey, Speedy.
你好呀 兔宝宝 Hola, Bugs.
你说过会解决耗子的问题 You said you took care of the rat problem.
我不是耗子 我是老鼠 I'm not a rat. I'm a mouse.
你根本就不了解我 You don't know anything about me.
我敢说你要是在字典上查"自恋"这个词 I bet if you look "Self-absorbed" Up in the dictionary,
上面肯定有你的照片 you'd find your picture.
字典上有我的照片 My picture's in the dictionary?
我帅不帅 我穿什么照的 Is it a good one? What am I wearing?
我的嘴是不是看起来太大了 Does my beak look big?
啊哈 出来了 Aha. Gotcha!
你简直是没救了 This is hopeless.
你别生我的气嘛 Don't get mad at me.
那些问题实在太难了嘛 Those questions were impossible.
你肯定也不知道我的生日 I bet you don't know when my birthday is.
你生日是在四月十七日 Your birthday is April 17th.
校对君：居然同一天生日(～ o ～)Y
你最喜欢的颜色是玫瑰红 Your favorite color is dusty rose,
你每天晚上十点睡觉 and you go to bed every night at 10:00
除了新年夜 except on New Year's Eve,
新年夜你八点半就睡 你的原话是这样的 when you go to bed at 8:30 because, and I quote,
"新年就是媒体捏造出来的节日" "New Year's is a holiday invented by the media."
- 本来就是 - 得了吧 - It is! - Forget it.
你去找其他的铁哥们参加那个节目吧 Find a different best friend to go on that show.
但是我需要你 But I need you!
我最重视的就是奖品了 I prize prizes above all else.
这是我唯一能赢东西的机会 This is my shot at finally winning something.
让我干什么都行 I'll do anything!
就算让你不关注自己 而去关注别人 Even if it means focusing on someone other than yourself
超过两分钟也可以么 for more than 2 minutes?
听起来好可怕哟 That sounds awful.
但是我能做到 But I'll do it.
好吧 达菲鸭 Well, Daffy,
虽然我很不喜欢聊自己的事情 you know how I hate to talk about myself,
但是咱还是回想一下从前吧 but leave us turn back the clock.
当时我的父母 还住在 It was on the east side of New York
纽约东部的一个贫民社区里 where me parents resided amidst humble surroundings.
我刚才说的是纽约么 Did I say New York?
其实我是说氪星 I meant the planet Krypton.
氪星 超人的老家
重点是 我父母预测到我们星球即将毁灭 Anywho, my parents knew that our planet was doomed.
于是我的父亲 乔·艾尔 So my father, Jor-El...
乔·艾尔 氪星科学家 超人的生父
建造了这艘太空船 Built this spaceship.
他身体致密的分子结构 会令他十分强壮 His dense molecular structure will make him strong.
他会快如闪电 He'll be fast...
几乎无人能敌 virtually invulnerable,
不管对方到底是不是博士 and he'll say "What's up, Doc? " Indiscriminately,
他会随口胡喊 "怎么了 博士" whether he's speaking to a Doctor or not.
小宝贝 你可能会走到天涯海角 You will travel far, my little Bugs.
但我们会永远在你身边 But we will never leave you.
你是从氪星来的 You're from the planet Krypton?
当然不是 你个笨蛋 No, you maroon!
这是超人的故事 That's the story of Superman.
超人是谁啊 Who is Superman?
我怎么会对你这货抱有信心呢 I can't believe I hitched my wagon to you.
字面意思是 我怎么会把货车架在你身上呢
你还有货车 You have a wagon?
达菲鸭 集中精神 Daffy! Concentrate!
- 听我说 - 哦 对不起 超人 - On me! - Oh! Sorry, Superman.
这一晚肯定够我受的 This is going to be a long night.
下面有请最受欢迎的主持人登场 And now, here's your host with the most!
查克·贝罗索斯 Chuck Berost!
嘿 谢谢各位观众 Hey, thanks, everybody!
来介绍一下我们的选手 Let's meet our contestants.
第一对选手是 兔八哥和达菲鸭 First up, Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.
怎么了 博士 What's up, Doc?
来到这里很高兴 Chuck It's a pleasure to be here, Chuck.
我超喜欢你的 I'm a big fan.
告诉我 你们两个认识多久了 Tell me, how long have you two known each other?
- 十七年 - 五年 - 17 years. - 5 years.
貌似你俩得想办法同心协力才行呢 Looks like you two better get on the same page.
下面 介绍一下我们的挑战者 And now, let's meet your challengers.
- 你们好 - 你们好 - Hello. - Hello.
不好意思 你先说 Oh, I'm sorry. After you.
- 不 还是你先说吧 - 不 我坚持让你先说 - Oh, no, after you. - No, after you. I insist.
- 我更加坚持 - 我有个主意 - I insist more. - I have an idea.
哦 你总是能想出好主意来 Oh, you always have good ideas.
我都等不及要听你说了 I can hardly wait to hear.
不用等待 我这就告诉你 Well, you won't have to wait. I'm about to tell you.
- 哦 太好了 - 我的主意是 - Oh, goody. - My idea is that
咱们俩同时说出来 we both speak simultaneously.
真是个好主意 Wonderful idea!
你们好哟 Hello.
兔宝宝和达菲鸭 看来竞争很激烈嘛 Bugs and Daffy, looks like you've got some stiff competition.
好了 第一个问题是 Ok. Here's the first question.
你室友最喜欢的蔬菜是什么 What is your roommate's favorite vegetable?
你最喜欢的蔬菜 Your favorite vegetable.
我的答案是甜菜 查克 Hmm. I'm going to go with beets, Chuck.
不对哟 正确答案是胡萝卜 Uh-oh. The correct answer was carrots.
你们知道后果的哟 You know what that means!
挑战者们 Challengers?
你最喜欢的蔬菜 Your favorite vegetable?
我知道他喜欢吃花椰菜 Well, I know he loves cauliflower.
讨厌 人家是喜欢花椰菜啦 Guilty! I do love cauliflower.
但是每次我做白薯的时候 But he has been known to ask for seconds
他都赞不绝口呢 when I make sweet potatoes.
你一定要尝尝他做的白薯 那真是极好的 You must try his sweet potatoes. They are divine.
但是要让我说 他最喜欢的蔬菜 But if I had to pick his favorite vegetable,
我的答案是冬南瓜蓉 I would have to say pureed
加浓缩意大利醋 butternut squash in a balsamic reduction
再放一点点三叶草 with just a hint of clover.
答对了 That's correct!
我就知道你会答对 I knew you'd get that right!
我就知道 你会知道 我能答对 Well, I knew that you knew I'd get that right!
翻译君：好Bitchy （╯‵□′）╯︵┴─┴
下一个问题 Next question.
你最好朋友的中间名是什么 What is your best friend's middle name?
这个好简单 谢尔顿 That's an easy one. Sheldon.
居然是阿曼多 Armando?
你知道下场是什么哟 You know what that means!
兔宝宝和达菲鸭 你们要努力咯 Bugs and Daffy, you've got some catching up to do.
我们稍作休息 接下来还有机会 And you're going to have a chance after the break.
达菲鸭 你的中间名是 谢尔顿 Daffy, your middle name is Sheldon.
可能是吧 但阿曼多听起来更酷 That may be true, but Armando sounds cooler.
你到底是想听起来酷 Well, do you want to sound cool,
还是想赢奖品 or do you want to win?
我想赢奖品 I want to win!
好吧 那咱们需要新的策略 Well, then, we need a new strategy.
下一轮的时候 In the next round,
不管你的答案是什么 都说反话 whatever you're about to say, say the opposite.
真是个好主意 That's a great idea!
不对 这主意真糟透了 I mean, that's a horrible idea.
- 你们好 选手们 - 你好 - Hello, competitors. - Hello!
祝你们好运哟 We wanted to wish you luck.
谢谢 Thanks.
你们不祝我们好运吗 Don't you want to wish us luck?
不太想唉 Not particularly.
- 我祝你好运 - 好的 谢谢你 - I'll wish you luck. - Why, thank you.
也祝你好运 And good luck to you as well.
欢迎回到"铁哥们" Welcome back to "Besties,"
最好的朋友才能参加的一档节目 the show about best friends.
记住 说反话 Remember, say the opposite.
告诉我 你最好的朋友 最崇拜谁 Tell me, who does your best friend most admire?
我想说是自己 但实际上应该是 I want to say me, but I guess I'll go with...
格劳乔·马克斯 Groucho Marx?
美国著名电影演员
完全正确 That's correct!
我想说"带女儿上班日" I was going to say "Take your daughter to work day,"
但答案是"感恩节" but instead, I'll say "Thanksgiving"?
正确 Correct!
我觉得是乡土摇滚 Everything in me is saying rockabilly,
但答案是轻柔爵士 but I'll go with smooth jazz.
正确 Correct!
我的内心在呼唤巧克力奶 My gut says chocolate milk,
但我要说的是澳大利亚 but I'm going to go with Australia.
正确 Correct!
最后一个问题值三百分 This final question is worth 300 points.
你最好朋友的 口头禅是什么 What is your best friend's catch phrase?
即使挚友如花海 我独选你一支 If friends were flowers, I'd pick you?
不 应该是"你欢笑 世界与你同欢笑" No, no. It's "Laugh, and the world laughs with you."
你们知道后果的哟 Uh-oh! You know what that means!
是羽毛呢 Ooh! Feathers!
真有意思 像打枕头仗一样 Oh, what fun! It's like a pillow fight!
兔宝宝和达菲鸭 现在你们胜利的机会来了 Bugs and Daffy, now you have a chance to win.
达菲鸭 兔八哥的口头禅是什么 Daffy, what is Bugs Bunny's catchphrase?
嗯 我想想 口头禅 Hmm. Think. Catchphrase.
不是吧 我经常说的 Really? I say it all the time.
这个我知道 这个我知道 I know this. I know this.
我最爱说这句话了 It's sort of my go-to phrase.
就在我嘴边上了 It's right on the tip of my tongue.
是一个问句哟 It's in the form of a question.
我一般说的时候语气很嘲讽哟 I say it with a lot of sarcasm.
我讨厌星期一 I don't do Mondays!
校对君：串到隔壁加菲猫家了
噢 对不起 Ooh, I'm sorry!
答案是 "怎么了 博士" We were looking for "What's up, Doc?"
然后 大家跟我一起说 And... Say it with me.
你们知道下场的哟 You know what that means!
也就是说 你们赢得了比赛 That means you're our winners!
天啊 告诉他们奖品是什么 Gene, tell 'em what they won!
一次豪华游轮旅行 A fabulous cruise!
游轮旅行 真刺激 A cruise? How exciting!
我们一直都想乘游轮呢 We've always wanted to go on a cruise!
这就是你的口头禅 "怎么了 博士" That's your catchphrase? "What's up, Doc?"
这是什么意思 我们压根不认识什么博士 What does that even mean? We don't even know any doctors.
谁在踢我 Who's doing that?
"怎么了 博士" 真差劲 "What's up, Doc?" Terrible.
没见过比这还差劲的口头禅 Just the world's worst catchphrase.
我都不记得你曾经说过 你说啊 And I don't remember you ever saying it. Say it.
怎么了 博士 What's up, Doc?
那我也想不起来 Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.
反正它把我们的奖品输掉了 But it sure cost us the game.
我们输掉比赛是因为 我们根本不是铁哥们 What cost us the game was going on a game show about best friends
却偏要去参加什么铁哥们比赛 when it's obvious that we're not.
你说我不是你的铁哥们 You're saying I'm not your best friend?
为什么 因为我根本不了解你么 Why? Because I don't know anything about you?
因为我从没问过你任何问题吗 Because I never ask any questions
或者从未对你的事情感兴趣么 or show any interest in you?
因为我对你习以为常了吗 Because I take you for granted?
若是因为这个 你也太小气了 Because if it is, that's awfully petty of you.
我的铁哥们一定知道 我爱吃胡萝卜 My best friend would probably know that I like carrots.
他也肯定知道我的生日 He would most likely know my birthday,
而且绝对知道我姓什么 and he would definitely know my last name.
顺便告诉你 And for the record,
我也想乘游轮旅行 I would have loved to have won a cruise.
原因就是这样 博士 And that is what's up, Doc.
这话还是听着不太对劲 That still doesn't sound right.
好吧 如果他不来给我开门 Well. If he's not going to open the door for me,
我就自己出去了 I guess I'll just let myself out.
貌似我还得亲自做顿早饭 Oh. So I guess I also have to make my own breakfast?
连香蕉都要我自己来剥了 I guess I have to peel my own banana, too.
- 嘿 那是我的香蕉 - 耗子啊 - Hey, that's my banana! - A rat!
最后再说一遍 我是老鼠 For the last time, man, I'm a mouse!
兔宝宝 救命啊 Bugs, help!
他凭什么要救你 Why should he help you?
你昨天在竞赛节目里又没有帮到他 You didn't help him on that game show last night.
你得知道 兔子先生 You know, you'd think
能让你住在这里 you'd show Señor Bunny a little more respect,
你至少要尊重他一点才对 considering he lets you live here.
我不住在这里 I don't live here.
我只是在重振之前 暂时沦落于此罢了 I'm just crashing here until I get back on my feet.
提醒一下 你如果在一个地方"沦落"了五年 FYI, when you crash somewhere for 5 years,
你就是住在那里了 懂了吗 you live there. All right?
你才不是铁哥们 你就是个损友 You're not a best friend. You're a terrible friend.
我怎么是损友了 Why am I a terrible friend?
我问你一个问题 你就明白了 Let me answer that question with a question.
除了兔子先生 你还有几个朋友 How many friends do you have besides Señor Bunny?
让我想想 比如你 Well, let's see. You?
- 我才不是你朋友 - 好吧 那么 - I'm not your friend. - Ok, then.
有个人每周来一次 There's that guy that comes over once a week,
我们在泳池那见面 and we hang out by the pool.
我记得他是叫方 还是唐来着 I think his name is Fong or Trang.
你是说那个来清洁游泳池的人吗 那个丹尼尔 Are you talking about the guy who comes to clean the pool? Daniel?
你在骗自己吧 伙计 You're kidding yourself, man.
兔子先生是你唯一的朋友 Señor Bunny is your only friend.
如果你不珍惜 就一个朋友都没了 If you're not careful, soon, you'll have no friends.
- 我不需要朋友 - 我告诉你 - Who needs friends? - I'll tell you who...
那种 没有女朋友 没工作 信用差 someone with no girlfriend, no job, no credit,
没爱好 也没社交能力的人 no hobbies, no social skills...
等等 我好像认识一个这样的人 是丹尼尔吗 Wait. I think I know someone like that. Daniel?
不 傻蛋 是你 No, idiot. You.
没有了兔子先生 你什么都不是 You're nothing without Señor Bunny.
那我该怎么做呢 Then what do I do?
你要更努力地去做他的朋友 You got to try harder to be his friend.
要多努力呢 百分之二 Like, how much harder? Two percent?
- 更多 - 百分之五 - More. - Five percent?
- 再多点 - 百分之七 - More. - Seven percent?
你疯了吗 Are you out of your mind?
百分之百 100%.
什么 谁能做到百分之百 What? No one can give 100!
那是绝对不可能的 It's physically impossible!
你要更用心才行 You got to dig deep.
你得利用内心深处 你从未触及到的东西 You got to go to the place inside you where you've never been.
我的灵魂 My soul?
你压根就没灵魂 能用才怪 You need to have a soul in order to go there.
不 不 我是说你的内心 No, no, no. I'm talking about in here.
快点试试 Now, try.
这样就可以了 对不 Ugh. That's good enough, right?
不 看着我 No. Look at me.
你没问题的 快点再试试 You can do this. Now, try.
再用力点 Harder!
- 好疼呢 - 再用力 - It hurts! - Harder!
我要死了 I'm dying!
不 你是在努力呢 No! You're trying!
我要做前无古人后无来者的 I'm going to be the best best friend
超级无敌好朋友 that any best friend has ever had!
不妙哎 Uh-oh.
你可以睁开眼睛了 好朋友 You can open your eyes now, best friend.
帕蒂港
快看 你可以去游轮旅行啦 Guess what? I got you the cruise you wanted!
就是竞赛节目里那个 The one from the game show?
惊喜吧 完全没必要 Surprised? Well, you shouldn't be.
这是一个铁哥们对他最好的朋友应该做的 It's just what one best friend would do for another best friend.
谁能想到游轮旅行能这么有趣 Who knew cruising could be so much fun?
我都忘记上次这样开心是什么时候了 I cannot remember the last time I had this much fun.
嘿 你觉得人会因为乐子太多而厌烦么 Hey, do you think it's possible to have too much fun?
嗯 这个问题有意思 Hmm! Interesting question.
我想只有一个方法能找到答案 I guess there's only one way to find out.
- 那应该是什么方法呢 - 一直找乐子嘛 - Oh? And what might that be? - Keep having fun!
游戏结束 Game's over.
你们占这块地方太长时间了 You've been hogging the court long enough.
- 你好哟 - 在这见到你们真好 - Oh, hello! - Fancy meeting you here!
闪一边去 地鼠 该我好朋友玩了 Move it along, gophers. It's my best friend's turn.
嘿 八哥儿 好兄弟 沙狐球场地空出来咯 Hey, Bugsy, old pal. A shuffle board court opened up!
达菲鸭 我看书呢 Daffy, I'm reading.
我不想玩沙狐球 I don't want to play shuffleboard.
好吧 我也不玩 Yeah, me neither.
呃 只有一个方法能解决这个问题 Hmmph! There's only one thing to do about that.
参加主甲板上的边境竞赛 Limbo contest on the leader deck?
怎么了 博士 What's up, Doc?
那是你的口头禅吗 Oh, is that just your thing?
我可不想有所涉及哟 I don't want to step on any toes.
轻柔爵士 这是你最喜欢的音乐 Smooth jazz. I know it's your favorite.
你介意让我看书吗 Do you mind?
你这一页看完了么 You done with that page?
看完了要告诉我哟 Just let me know when you're done.
看完我来帮你翻页哟 I'll flip it when you're done.
看完没 看完没 Done yet? Done yet?
看完没 Done yet?
我帮你占着位置哟 I'll save your place!
来根胡萝卜吗 Carrot?
这是你最喜欢的食物了 I know they're your favorite!
提前一百八十九天祝你生日快乐哟 Happy 189 days until your birthday!
我刚看到我的生命在眼前闪耀了 I just saw my life flash before my eyes.
美国畅销小说作家 史黛西·康纳斯通的 《Beckoning Spirit》中的一句
喔 那跟我说说是怎么闪耀的 Ooh! Tell me all about it.
这一次 我保证会认真听的 This time, I promise I'll listen.
达菲鸭 你往后退一点 Daffy, you got to back off.
没问题 这样行么 Sure thing. This good?
- 再往后 - 这样行么 - More. - This good?
- 再退一点 - 这样行了么 - More. - This good?
好的 这样就行了 Yeah. That's good.
大家喜欢这次游轮之旅吗 Is everyone enjoying the cruise?
棒极了 我们是第一次乘游轮旅行 Oh, indeed! It's our first one.
我必须要说 我最喜欢游轮旅行了 And I must say, I'm a fan of cruising.
是的 我们都成了游轮爱好者 Oh, yes. We're cruisers now.
不好意思 对不起 让开一下 Excuse me. Excuse me pardon me. Excuse me. Coming through.
我不知道你想吃什么 就都拿过来了 I wasn't sure what you wanted, so I brought you everything.
想吃自助自己找去 这个是我好朋友的 Get your own buffet. This one's for my best friend.
达菲鸭 你真让我感到尴尬 Daffy, you're embarrassing me.
我想敬一杯酒 I'd like to propose a toast
给这艘船上最重要的那个人 to the most important person on this ship.
坐下 不是你这自以为是的巴士司机 Sit down, you glorified bus driver.
有只老鼠跟我说过 A rat once told me
友谊要去努力经营 that friendship takes a lot of effort,
但是我在意的不是友谊 but I'm not interested in friendship.
我在意的是 最真挚的友谊 I'm interested in best friendship.
而最真挚的友谊 意味着很多东西 And best friendship takes a whole lot more.
它意味着 要无微不至地 照顾你的朋友 It means waiting on your best friend hand and foot,
认同他们的喜好 buying their affection.
像机器人一样记住关于他们的点点滴滴 Robotically memorizing every trivial little fact about them.
意味着要不顾一切支持对方 It means support them above all others.
即使可能会伤害到其他人的感情 Possibly to the detriment of those others.
尤其要伤害其他人的感情 Especially to the detriment of those others.
最好的朋友 有共同的爱好 Best friends have all of the same interests...
不管那是否算是爱好 Whether those interests are interesting or not.
最好的朋友是那种 为他犯罪也愿意的人 A best friend is someone you'd happily commit a crime for.
- 犯任何罪 - 不管多么穷凶极恶的罪 - Any crime! - No matter how heinous!
越穷凶极恶越好 The heinouser, the betterer.
停 那不叫好朋友 那叫变态 That's not a best friend. That's a stalker.
达菲鸭 我知道自己说过 你不是我最好的朋友 Daffy, I know I said you weren't my best friend,
但是在这几天里 but after these past few days,
看到你做了这么多的努力 seeing all the effort you've put in,
看到如此地不遗余力 我想说 seeing how hard you've tried, I have to say...
- 你就不能消停会吗 - 什么 - You got to stop trying. - What?
这不是你的风格 It's not your thing.
你能偶尔记得我的生日 Would it be nice if you remembered the occasional birthday
和我过敏的食物 这样很好 or food I'm highly allergic to? Sure.
但并不意味着我们要和他们一样 But not if it means we turn into those guys.
- 无意冒犯 - 不介意哟 - No offense. - None taken.
达菲鸭 你是个刻薄自私 妄尊自大 Daffy, you're a mean spirited, self-absorbed,
烦人讨厌的怪咖 disturbed little weirdo.
但是不管怎么样 你都是我最好的朋友 But for whatever reason, you're my best friend.
你也是我最好的朋友 兔宝宝 Bada-Blingya You're my best friend, too, Bugs bada-blingya.
呃 已经算不错了 Ehh. Good enough.
说真的 你从哪里弄到这么多钱 Seriously, how did you pay for all this?
欢迎搭乘游轮
我用了你的信用卡 我记住了密码 I used your credit card. I memorized the number.
嘿 我还是了解你一些事情的 Hey! I do know something about you!
他们应该在竞赛节目里问我 They could have asked me that on the game show!
密码是 94816400 It's 9481, 6400,
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就 就 就到这啦 That's all. Folks