1 00:00:01,473 --> 00:00:03,293 No, get away! 2 00:00:34,963 --> 00:00:46,133 The only problem with be.. with when you are the Moon - like me - is, you have such a chalky white face, it makes your teeth look yellow. 3 00:00:47,623 --> 00:00:57,903 And I went to the dentist and he said: Ooh your teeth are yellow! I said: Noo! Only when you compare them to my chalky white face. 4 00:00:57,953 --> 00:01:02,693 If I had skin - like yours - they would not look yellow! 5 00:01:05,033 --> 00:01:16,132 I had fifteen fillings and he said: That will be £500 . And I said: I don't pay for nothing! I'm the Moon! 6 00:01:16,602 --> 00:01:22,412 And I rised out of the chair and I went off back up and he couldn't stop me. 7 00:01:23,372 --> 00:01:29,522 Every now and then I recieve letter 'You still owe that money!' I say I might pay it, I might not. 8 00:01:30,032 --> 00:01:33,992 I'm the Moon, I don't pay fucking dental fees! 9 00:02:28,942 --> 00:02:30,912 Don't patronize me. 10 00:02:33,962 --> 00:02:37,672 Howard Moon's journal - day thirty-seven. 11 00:02:38,202 --> 00:02:40,692 Still no sign of the Ruby of Kukundu. 12 00:02:42,222 --> 00:02:49,902 The Arctic is a very lonely place, so lonely here.. ..wind my only friend. 13 00:02:50,682 --> 00:02:52,942 I hate you! 14 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,482 Shut up wind! 15 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:07,452 The Arctic is a very strange environment - the days are very short here. 16 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:13,732 Luckily the nights are even shorter. 17 00:03:14,952 --> 00:03:16,992 Ha, where are you from? 18 00:03:23,352 --> 00:03:25,782 Day thirty-eight. 19 00:03:27,162 --> 00:03:32,782 A strange figure approaches from the horizon. Could this be my salvation? 20 00:03:46,021 --> 00:03:49,191 Look deep into the parka! 21 00:03:52,321 --> 00:03:53,811 What? 22 00:03:55,631 --> 00:03:59,231 Look deep into the parka! 23 00:03:59,611 --> 00:04:01,161 Why? 24 00:04:02,261 --> 00:04:08,631 There are many things in here. Things you could never dream of! 25 00:04:09,501 --> 00:04:11,021 Like what? 26 00:04:11,471 --> 00:04:13,671 Omelettes..? 27 00:04:17,211 --> 00:04:19,001 I've dreamt of omelettes. 28 00:04:19,771 --> 00:04:24,431 And I dream of omeletts quite a lot actually. They call me The Omelette-dreamer. 29 00:04:26,231 --> 00:04:33,151 Oh, hm.. okay then.. um.. unicorns? With AIDS? 30 00:04:39,731 --> 00:04:42,221 -Have you dreamt of those? -No. 31 00:04:42,901 --> 00:04:44,431 Hahaa! 32 00:04:49,011 --> 00:04:52,101 Look deep into the parka, my friend. 33 00:04:52,151 --> 00:04:58,401 Delve deep into the parka, for whatever you dream of will become yours. 34 00:05:05,281 --> 00:05:11,601 Aaaah not that you idiot! That's my fucking eye! What are you doin'?! 35 00:05:11,661 --> 00:05:14,251 -Sorry.. -Ooh anything but that! 36 00:05:14,741 --> 00:05:17,301 -Oooh Christ! -I'm really sorry. 37 00:05:17,381 --> 00:05:20,321 Ooh, don't just put it in loose! 38 00:05:23,481 --> 00:05:27,531 Look at me! I'm like.. Swingball. 39 00:05:39,831 --> 00:05:43,151 -Enough! Enough Swingball! -Sorry. 40 00:05:44,621 --> 00:05:47,221 Sorry - there you go, I'll just.. it's in your pocket, look. 41 00:05:48,761 --> 00:05:51,021 Oh that's where that pen went. 42 00:05:55,481 --> 00:06:02,430 Now, look deep into the parka the second time. The good stuff's laid out at the front. 43 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,000 Delve in there. 44 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,300 Other side. 45 00:06:13,690 --> 00:06:17,060 -What's this? -Telegram. 46 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:23,610 Oh, thanks. Well, don't go! I'm just gonna put the kettle on. Stick around and have a cuppa tea and a chat.. 47 00:06:24,190 --> 00:06:26,160 No thanks. 48 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:27,990 Why? Where are you going? 49 00:06:28,950 --> 00:06:30,830 Opticians. 50 00:06:39,380 --> 00:06:45,630 Well, if my hunch is correct, this telegram should lead me directly to the Ruby of Kukundu. 51 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:50,730 Dear Howard, thank you for the picture of your cock and balls.. 52 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,960 I never sent that! 53 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:11,270 Howard Moon's journal - day thirty-eight. Must I end my life in this wilderness of ice and snow, oh woe.. 54 00:07:11,420 --> 00:07:17,740 ~ All the things I'll never be All the things I'll never see ~ 55 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:23,840 ~ All there is that's left for me Is here in this eternity ~ 56 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:36,890 ~ Of isolation, isolation, isolation, isolation. ~ 57 00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:44,100 ~ The cavalcade, the jamboree Of life I thought was meant for me ~ 58 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:50,040 ~ I never dreamed that it would be Replaced by this eternity ~ 59 00:07:50,340 --> 00:07:56,570 ~ Of isolation, isolation. ~ 60 00:07:56,970 --> 00:08:02,980 ~ All the things I'll never be All the things I'll never see ~ 61 00:08:03,340 --> 00:08:06,270 ~ All there is that's left for me ~ 62 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:17,310 ~ Is here in this eternity of isolation, isolation! ~ 63 00:08:33,709 --> 00:08:38,299 Reasonably priced in the foyer. 64 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:43,829 Yes, meanwhile in Spain. 65 00:08:56,429 --> 00:09:01,029 Hey, you guys, it's brilliant! I'm lovin' it here in Spain! 66 00:09:01,379 --> 00:09:04,419 Hey, have any of you heard of The Ruby of Kukundu? 67 00:09:42,969 --> 00:09:45,389 Sorry about that.. 68 00:09:53,499 --> 00:09:55,739 You did a bad thing! 69 00:09:56,159 --> 00:09:59,739 You're fuckin' dead after the show! 70 00:10:01,019 --> 00:10:04,339 At least I am protected by the script. 71 00:10:05,399 --> 00:10:11,599 Oh yeah, the irony - the man protected by something he's never been in contact with. 72 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:16,569 Yeah, it's good, isn't it? 73 00:10:18,209 --> 00:10:20,189 What are you laughing at? 74 00:10:20,209 --> 00:10:21,559 Listen... 75 00:10:22,869 --> 00:10:26,559 It's the first time he has laughed from this whole tour! 76 00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:29,869 Don't laugh! Listen! 77 00:10:30,519 --> 00:10:35,899 I need to speak with you alone. Solid, Gas get out of here, right now! 78 00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:38,799 Bring your shitty quitar with you. 79 00:10:40,309 --> 00:10:42,059 I have some business to do. 80 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:48,678 -You did a very bad thing! -I did a bad thing?! 81 00:10:48,708 --> 00:10:49,668 Yes! 82 00:10:50,378 --> 00:10:52,398 You nearly broke my nose! 83 00:10:54,138 --> 00:10:59,298 I ate a bowl of yeast before the show, so.. Sorry about that. 84 00:11:02,258 --> 00:11:06,868 It's something I do, I'm on a.. Atkins diet.. 85 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:10,868 Listen - ... 86 00:11:13,518 --> 00:11:16,388 -You mentioned The Ruby of Kukundu. -Yeah, so what? 87 00:11:16,628 --> 00:11:22,368 Many men have mentioned this ruby and many men have been dyed! 88 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:25,788 Oh really? What colour? 89 00:11:28,058 --> 00:11:33,188 I am slightly retarded. I'm on the fence either way. 90 00:11:34,008 --> 00:11:36,618 What - the retarded fence? 91 00:11:36,668 --> 00:11:37,968 Yeah, you know.. 92 00:11:38,268 --> 00:11:41,378 -Aaah what are you doin'? -I know a man.. 93 00:11:41,398 --> 00:11:43,778 -I know a... -Get out of my hat-space! 94 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:47,168 -I know, these are fuckin' big hats! -What's wrong with you? 95 00:11:47,688 --> 00:11:49,818 It's like doing a scene with a chimp! 96 00:11:53,768 --> 00:11:57,168 -It's just a figure of speech, Bollo. -Ah, okay. 97 00:11:57,878 --> 00:11:58,988 Adios. 98 00:12:00,878 --> 00:12:02,548 -I know of a guy over there.. -Aaah.. 99 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:05,898 -Look, talk to me and then we'll face out together. -Okay. 100 00:12:06,038 --> 00:12:09,608 I know of a guy.. ..over there. 101 00:12:10,728 --> 00:12:13,108 Who can tell you, where the Ruby is. 102 00:12:13,138 --> 00:12:15,818 He lives in the Forest of Doom. 103 00:12:16,858 --> 00:12:18,978 The Foyer of Doom? 104 00:12:19,168 --> 00:12:23,348 Yes. Just past the Mountain of Merchandise. 105 00:12:24,438 --> 00:12:26,238 -He can tell you where the Ruby is. -Cool. 106 00:12:26,258 --> 00:12:30,188 Okay, excellent and what's he gonna do? Piss on my face? 107 00:12:31,398 --> 00:12:36,218 Don't be silly - I am not playing that character. 108 00:12:39,538 --> 00:12:42,548 -Okay, bye. -Okay, good luck my friend. 109 00:12:42,578 --> 00:12:45,038 -Yeah, seeya. -Goodbye. 110 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,498 Get off. 111 00:12:48,148 --> 00:12:50,258 -But do not tell anyone. -What? 112 00:12:50,328 --> 00:12:53,328 -Do not tell anyone I told you about this. -Okay. 113 00:12:53,538 --> 00:12:56,598 Or surely I will be killed by murder. 114 00:12:58,398 --> 00:13:00,608 -Okay. -Okay, goodbye. -Okay seeya. 115 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:05,927 So this wiseman, yeah? He's over by the Forest of Doom? 116 00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:08,297 Aaa you silly bitch! 117 00:13:09,427 --> 00:13:10,727 I forgot:) 118 00:13:11,027 --> 00:13:17,027 And so Vince Noir set off on his terrifying journey towards the Forest of Doom. 119 00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:22,167 Utilizing basic mime technique. He walked. 120 00:13:23,207 --> 00:13:26,257 And then he moonwalked for a bit. 121 00:13:30,107 --> 00:13:33,157 I've got the wrong shoes on, shut up! 122 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,337 Yes, that was pretty bad. 123 00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:40,937 Rubber on rubber - it was never gonna work. 124 00:13:41,057 --> 00:13:44,217 Don't try and body-pop your way out of it. 125 00:13:45,877 --> 00:13:53,857 Onwards he walked mile after mile, mile after terrifying mile towards the Forest of Doom. 126 00:13:53,877 --> 00:13:59,587 Mile after mile... you're going the wrong way. The sign.. yes. 127 00:13:59,617 --> 00:14:02,607 You've got his sign you prick! 128 00:14:02,627 --> 00:14:09,227 Onwards, ever onwards, he encountered a terrifying hurricane. 129 00:14:14,497 --> 00:14:15,937 Oh dear.. 130 00:14:22,247 --> 00:14:26,047 The hurricane messed up Vince's neatly arranged coiffure. 131 00:14:26,097 --> 00:14:27,527 -I don't think it did. -Yes, it did. 132 00:14:27,547 --> 00:14:29,597 It didn't! It's weird, but it didn't. Get off me! 133 00:14:29,627 --> 00:14:31,577 He told me to do it. 134 00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:37,537 I am the narrator - he does my bidding. 135 00:14:38,507 --> 00:14:51,957 After dealing with the hurricane/cagoule he carried on and eventually arrived at the fabled Forest of Doom! 136 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,517 Theatre.. 137 00:15:35,056 --> 00:15:36,676 Who are you? 138 00:15:37,326 --> 00:15:39,556 I go by many names. 139 00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:54,636 Well what are they then? 140 00:15:55,006 --> 00:15:59,426 I'm getting around to that. I'm just leaving a mystical pause. 141 00:16:00,646 --> 00:16:09,266 Some call me.. Mystery Man. Others know me as the Shadow Dweller. 142 00:16:09,976 --> 00:16:13,026 Some call me Secret Peter. 143 00:16:14,626 --> 00:16:20,506 Where is he hiding? In a shoe, in a bush, in a rock, in a side cupboard, in a lane? 144 00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:24,826 No! He's inside yourself. 145 00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:37,736 Some call me Miraculous Mark - diviner of mysteries. Others call me Heeeeeeeeeeeeey.. 146 00:16:37,806 --> 00:16:39,646 ..Smith. 147 00:16:45,986 --> 00:16:54,576 Some call me Halaaaooooooo - . 148 00:16:59,056 --> 00:17:00,976 [hits drum] that's my surname. 149 00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:04,776 Others know me as Domino. 150 00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:10,286 The Bounty hunter. 151 00:17:10,746 --> 00:17:16,346 Some call me Chilli Chicken Ramen. Others know me as Clive. 152 00:17:18,236 --> 00:17:24,536 I'm sometimes called Peppercorn.. ..by the Dutch. 153 00:17:28,746 --> 00:17:36,406 You can step in at any point here, you know? Don't have to leave me dangling like a tit in a breeze. 154 00:17:41,706 --> 00:17:43,866 Go on, do one more. 155 00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:47,726 Some call me Cillit Bang. 156 00:17:53,215 --> 00:17:54,735 I go by many names! 157 00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,385 But you may call me Rudy. 158 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:09,185 You are searching for something here in the forest, are you not little girl? 159 00:18:10,855 --> 00:18:13,065 Yeah, how do you know? 160 00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:16,175 -I know all things. -Are you a witch? 161 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,155 Yes, I am. 162 00:18:22,865 --> 00:18:26,775 Take a seat. I shall explain to you a thing or two about the forest. 163 00:18:30,105 --> 00:18:32,265 There's no seats in the forest. 164 00:18:32,975 --> 00:18:36,445 Do not be afraid. I control the very forest itself. Behold! 165 00:18:36,565 --> 00:18:44,775 Khalamaloooooo, khalamalamaloooooo, khalamala-bring-a-chair, khalamalooooooh... 166 00:19:07,865 --> 00:19:10,385 Hm, the forest is a cheeky one tonight. 167 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,185 The forest is a cunt tonight. 168 00:19:20,685 --> 00:19:25,435 Soo... Look, you're on mushrooms. 169 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,615 Hey, where are thou from? 170 00:19:32,245 --> 00:19:34,575 You're looking pretty high yourself. 171 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:39,065 I'm off my tits on dental cream. 172 00:19:41,145 --> 00:19:43,065 I don't know where I am. 173 00:19:43,905 --> 00:19:48,265 I appear to be in a psychedelic episode of Parkinson. 174 00:19:56,985 --> 00:20:03,475 So you've got a new book coming out, um... No, tell me about it. It's about gardening, yeah? 175 00:20:03,755 --> 00:20:06,835 Never mind that Parky, what's happened to your hair? 176 00:20:08,295 --> 00:20:10,245 I slept funny. 177 00:20:12,955 --> 00:20:17,114 You are searching for something here in the Forest of Doom, are you not? What is it you seek? 178 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,654 Basically I'm looking for the Ruby of Kukundu. 179 00:20:28,554 --> 00:20:30,464 The Ruby of Kukundu? 180 00:20:42,614 --> 00:20:44,854 Yeah, the Ruby of Kukundu. 181 00:20:54,304 --> 00:20:55,624 The Ruby of Kukundu? 182 00:20:56,634 --> 00:21:00,244 No! Okay, it was fun, but now it's over. 183 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:08,204 Yes I know the whereabouts of the Ruby of Kukundu, yay I know the whereabouts of the Ruby of Kuku.., yes I know. 184 00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:13,504 But I cannot just divulge the informations to whereabouts of the Ruby like this. 185 00:21:13,784 --> 00:21:16,834 I need to know that you're a kind of heart and worthy of the information. 186 00:21:16,924 --> 00:21:19,814 You must prove this to me by passing a test. 187 00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:22,044 Cool, what test? 188 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:25,274 The cycling proficiency test. 189 00:21:31,244 --> 00:21:33,444 Know ye of this test? 190 00:21:33,524 --> 00:21:37,214 Yeah, I passed that ages ago, when I was at school. It was easy. 191 00:21:43,294 --> 00:21:44,914 Ain't you something! 192 00:21:46,044 --> 00:21:48,674 Ain't you a little piece of something else. 193 00:21:49,544 --> 00:21:52,164 Ain't you a little stinking piece of something. 194 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:58,184 Well then, if thou art such a cockian, perhaps another test is in order for thou. 195 00:22:02,244 --> 00:22:05,744 -Yeah? -Perhaps thou would be less cocky when faced.. 196 00:22:05,944 --> 00:22:08,164 ..with the Black Rider! 197 00:22:09,764 --> 00:22:16,264 The most dangerous gun-fighter in the forest, who you must fight - tonight at midnight! 198 00:22:27,394 --> 00:22:29,764 Yeah, Rudy it's one o'clock. 199 00:22:32,074 --> 00:22:36,254 I'm not spending another eleven hours with you and your speech impediment. 200 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,313 See if I can hurry this along a little bit. 201 00:22:39,343 --> 00:22:40,853 Excuse me. 202 00:22:55,103 --> 00:22:57,193 It's my scat-phone. 203 00:23:02,003 --> 00:23:03,453 Hello, Black Riders. 204 00:23:03,503 --> 00:23:07,863 Hello, um.. I've ordered a Black Rider for midnight, I might need something a little bit earlier. 205 00:23:07,933 --> 00:23:09,353 I just wondered if you had anything in the area. 206 00:23:09,673 --> 00:23:13,363 -Where are you mate? -The Forest of Doom. 207 00:23:13,753 --> 00:23:16,493 -Where mate? -Brixton. 208 00:23:18,793 --> 00:23:21,253 Alright, he should be with you in a few moments. 209 00:23:21,413 --> 00:23:26,823 -Okay, thanks, um.. I just wondered.. how much was that going to be? - It's gonna be about twelve, thirteen quid mate. 210 00:23:27,503 --> 00:23:33,203 -Ouch.. Okay thanks a lot, you've been very kind, thank you. -Fuck off. 211 00:23:34,993 --> 00:23:38,643 Prepare thyself! The Black Rider approaches. 212 00:25:12,752 --> 00:25:19,182 You have passed the test! And now it is time for you to recieve the Ruby of Kukundu. 213 00:25:24,932 --> 00:25:30,602 Take the Ruby and do with it what you will, pretty prince-girl. 214 00:25:33,672 --> 00:25:37,192 Yeah, Rudy - this is a Kinderegg. 215 00:25:38,252 --> 00:25:42,252 Kinderegg? What is Kinderegg? 216 00:25:42,972 --> 00:25:45,922 It's kind of a chocolatey treat with a toy inside. 217 00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:54,202 Oh.. I'm sorry I thought it was a Ruby, I can only apologize and wish you luck with your quest. 218 00:25:58,562 --> 00:26:00,322 Shut your mouth. 219 00:26:01,392 --> 00:26:05,202 Or I shall fly at you like a bag of cocks! 220 00:26:12,222 --> 00:26:15,732 And you'll receive him like a satchel of vaginas! 221 00:26:21,522 --> 00:26:23,832 Tag team put downs. 222 00:26:27,172 --> 00:26:28,702 What is a Kinderegg? 223 00:26:31,492 --> 00:26:35,612 It's basically - it's like a chocolatey treat, but you get like a toy inside, yeah? 224 00:26:35,702 --> 00:26:39,062 So they are amazing, sometimes you get to build like a hovercraft, yeah? 225 00:26:39,812 --> 00:26:41,872 A hover - what is a hovercraft? 226 00:26:42,772 --> 00:26:50,492 I haven't got time to explain, other times you get like a porcelain alligator playing golf - that's not quite as good, but they're pretty spot on. 227 00:26:51,252 --> 00:26:56,392 -Hm.. sounds intriguing. -Yeah, you might as well have that, if you've never had one. 228 00:26:56,412 --> 00:26:58,162 -For me? -Yeah! Take it. 229 00:26:58,312 --> 00:26:59,842 Thank you. 230 00:27:00,222 --> 00:27:04,722 No worries, take care Rudy, thanks for your help, bye. 231 00:27:06,722 --> 00:27:07,992 Wait! 232 00:27:13,092 --> 00:27:15,522 You have passed the test. 233 00:27:17,102 --> 00:27:19,802 -What test? -The Kinder-test. 234 00:27:21,002 --> 00:27:23,731 Most men would have eaten the Kinderegg. 235 00:27:26,321 --> 00:27:29,161 -Wolf it down quick as a bee. -Yeah? 236 00:27:29,351 --> 00:27:34,391 But you - knowing I had never tasted its chocolatey fruit - offered it to me. 237 00:27:35,711 --> 00:27:37,861 Because you are kind of heart. 238 00:27:38,161 --> 00:27:42,411 Thus I can tell you the whereabouts of the Ruby of Kukundu. 239 00:27:42,651 --> 00:27:45,411 It is far far away my friend... 240 00:27:45,741 --> 00:27:50,561 Fa.. this way - far away - in the Arctic tundra. 241 00:27:51,661 --> 00:27:54,661 You're in the wrong place sunny Jim lad. 242 00:27:56,621 --> 00:28:03,141 Excellent I.. that's brilliant - I'll go there right now. Thanks Rudy, I don't know what to say, you've been brilliant! 243 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:07,441 Don't say anything, simply caress my balls. 244 00:28:09,651 --> 00:28:11,131 I'm not doin' that. 245 00:28:12,141 --> 00:28:13,941 You have passed the test! 246 00:28:16,631 --> 00:28:19,271 -What test? -The ball-test. 247 00:28:21,671 --> 00:28:23,181 The ball-test?! 248 00:28:23,341 --> 00:28:26,441 -Yes, most men would have caressed my balls.. -Seeya.. 249 00:28:26,551 --> 00:28:27,911 Bye bye. 250 00:28:42,281 --> 00:28:46,251 Sorry. Oh I did a burp. 251 00:28:46,431 --> 00:28:50,921 When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted. 252 00:28:51,711 --> 00:28:58,681 I like Jupiter and I like Mars, but Pluto - he don't talk to me. 253 00:28:59,421 --> 00:29:02,921 He pretends I'm not there. Hello Pluto..? 254 00:29:03,371 --> 00:29:06,361 Nothing, just carries on with what he's doing. 255 00:29:07,911 --> 00:29:09,921 I don't know why he don't like me.. 256 00:29:11,241 --> 00:29:15,211 Saturn is crazy, he's fuckin' crazy. 257 00:29:16,511 --> 00:29:21,031 He drinks all the time, he comes in he's all pissed. 258 00:29:21,981 --> 00:29:27,271 And he's a good cook, but he's too drunk, he sets fire to his fish fingers. 259 00:29:28,281 --> 00:29:34,141 One time I went out with him and he was funny. 260 00:30:01,910 --> 00:30:05,290 This dog's not doing as much work as this one. 261 00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:07,560 What are you doin'? 262 00:30:08,230 --> 00:30:11,940 This must be Howard's tent. He's left me a little note. Let's have a look. 263 00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:14,170 -I, Howard Moon.. -I haven't opened it yet! 264 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:18,020 ..have decided to head to North in my quest to find the Ruby of Kukundu.. 265 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,780 -There's nothing on this. -If you find this note, then heed my advice. 266 00:30:22,390 --> 00:30:29,340 The Artcic is a dangerous place, there are strange creatures here. I have heard their calls in the night. 267 00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:37,280 So be on your guard and what ever you do, never fall asleep. 268 00:32:24,179 --> 00:32:25,879 Aaah fuck! 269 00:32:28,419 --> 00:32:32,129 I thought we were getting on quite well, what about a phone number? 270 00:32:32,449 --> 00:32:33,999 Do some work. 271 00:33:20,389 --> 00:33:22,739 Pretty fuckin' good our sound man! 272 00:33:30,389 --> 00:33:33,119 Better not fall asleep this time. 273 00:33:40,429 --> 00:33:42,199 I'll come on again. 274 00:33:54,149 --> 00:33:56,089 Vince? Vince? Vince! 275 00:33:56,169 --> 00:34:00,259 Oh, Yetti, I knew you'd return. Oh sorry I thought you were someone else. 276 00:34:00,649 --> 00:34:02,689 Hey Howard, howyerdoin'? Are you llright? 277 00:34:03,099 --> 00:34:05,559 -Yeah, I'm good, thanks. -Yeah? Come on, let's get out of here. 278 00:34:05,569 --> 00:34:07,159 -No, I'm not leaving this place. -Hm..? 279 00:34:07,809 --> 00:34:09,609 -I'll never leave this place Vince. -What do you mean? 280 00:34:09,689 --> 00:34:15,609 I'm on a mission, I shall never leave this place until I have found the Ruby of Kukundu. 281 00:34:16,189 --> 00:34:19,649 Never would I leave this sacred place until I have found that Ruby! 282 00:34:20,109 --> 00:34:22,279 -Yeah - is that it? 283 00:34:24,069 --> 00:34:25,179 Yep. 284 00:34:26,669 --> 00:34:28,409 -Shall we go then? -Yeah, alright. 285 00:34:28,429 --> 00:34:29,518 Okay. 286 00:34:43,068 --> 00:34:52,938 And so Vince Noir - he went to Topshop and uh.. Howard he took the Ruby and he gave it to Bollo. 287 00:34:54,748 --> 00:35:02,288 I think that's what was happening I don't know, I weren't watching. I was havin' a wank. 288 00:35:14,718 --> 00:35:24,388 And now it is time - shut up - to bring a shaman back to life. 289 00:35:37,978 --> 00:35:44,928 Not so fast, monkeyman! Hand over that Ruby, boy, looks like it could be worth a few euros to me. 290 00:35:45,798 --> 00:35:52,258 -No. For I need it to bring little Naboo back to life. -Oh really? 291 00:35:54,018 --> 00:35:55,738 -Yeah. -Oh really? 292 00:35:55,788 --> 00:35:57,498 -Yeah! -That's what you're gonna do, is it? 293 00:35:57,558 --> 00:36:00,948 Yeah! Huh... 294 00:36:05,208 --> 00:36:06,958 Nooo... 295 00:36:10,138 --> 00:36:17,638 Nooo - nooooo.... aaaaaa..... 296 00:36:22,838 --> 00:36:30,028 Look Peter! Look at my acting Peter! Look at I can do Peter, look! 297 00:36:30,118 --> 00:36:35,388 Nooo... no.. now! 298 00:36:39,738 --> 00:36:40,858 Fuck! 299 00:36:48,218 --> 00:36:51,178 Peter, did I get the part Peter? 300 00:36:51,438 --> 00:36:56,247 Of course you fuckin' didn't get the part, mate. It's already been and gone at the cinema ain't it?! 301 00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:58,927 -What?! -It's on DVD you berk! 302 00:37:00,847 --> 00:37:01,957 Yeah! 303 00:37:02,747 --> 00:37:05,527 Yeah, right in the face! 304 00:37:06,817 --> 00:37:09,427 No open coffin for Bollo! 305 00:37:09,447 --> 00:37:13,397 Aaaa you've killed my friend and former lover! 306 00:37:16,557 --> 00:37:20,437 If that ain't the geezer who likes to spit in other people's faces! 307 00:37:21,307 --> 00:37:25,497 Ooh, oooh, oooh m'nuts! 308 00:37:29,777 --> 00:37:38,497 Bye everybody, oh uh Bollo, oh Bollo. Bollo, Bollo, Bollo.. 309 00:37:39,967 --> 00:37:42,967 What is the matter with you?! 310 00:37:43,067 --> 00:37:45,637 I told you it was a summer fling! 311 00:37:48,287 --> 00:37:51,497 I'm deeaad, I'm deeaad, I'm deeaad... 312 00:37:54,377 --> 00:37:56,207 I wish you were, pal. 313 00:37:57,817 --> 00:38:03,247 Well there you have it Brixton! That's the end of the show, everyone's fuckin' dead! 314 00:38:04,287 --> 00:38:10,077 Naboo - the so-called enigma - dead as a doormat. 315 00:38:13,197 --> 00:38:18,417 Yeah, whatever. Bollo - the fuckin' hammy ape - dead also. 316 00:38:18,447 --> 00:38:24,687 The geezer in the light blue outfit - I don't even know his fuckin' name, the septic tank - he's dead as well! 317 00:38:25,237 --> 00:38:28,277 Alright that's it, everyone's dead - I know what you're thinking Brixton. 318 00:38:28,837 --> 00:38:34,407 I know what you're thinkin' I know how you fuckers think, you're thinking where's the geezer who likes jazz, 319 00:38:34,517 --> 00:38:38,047 where's the geezer with the moustache, he'll save the day. 320 00:38:40,007 --> 00:38:43,487 Yeah? Well will he really? 321 00:38:47,217 --> 00:38:52,477 I saw him backstage farting about with a trumpet sock. 322 00:38:54,107 --> 00:38:58,427 A trumpet sock, you idiot? So I cut his fuckin' head off. 323 00:38:59,227 --> 00:39:03,797 I know what else you're thinking, where's the geezer who looks like a bird, he'll save the day. 324 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:10,347 The one who dresses like a lady! No he won't! He's here. I found him in Topshop. 325 00:39:12,357 --> 00:39:20,516 I found him in Topshop with six items in a cubical! Six items? You're only allowed four, you slag! 326 00:39:20,556 --> 00:39:23,266 What do you think are the fuckin' sign's for? 327 00:39:23,876 --> 00:39:29,206 So I chopped his head off and I fucked his stump! 328 00:39:33,186 --> 00:39:38,696 That's right ladys and gentlemen, I'm a stump-fucker! 329 00:39:40,176 --> 00:39:45,206 Welcome to the concept of stump-fucking! 330 00:39:46,236 --> 00:39:48,536 The double-stump-fuck. 331 00:39:49,256 --> 00:39:51,626 If there are any little'uns in tonight.. 332 00:39:51,756 --> 00:39:56,996 ..I just wanna say it's S T U M P ! Stump-fuckin'! 333 00:39:57,396 --> 00:40:01,696 Get it right when you tell your mates in the playground tomorrow! 334 00:40:06,846 --> 00:40:12,826 Stump-fucking - a concept we couldn't quite get past BBC3. 335 00:40:18,346 --> 00:40:22,066 We wanted to call our show The Mighty Stump-fuckers! 336 00:40:22,856 --> 00:40:27,566 And they said: 'If you do that, you'll have to go on a little bit later.' 337 00:40:27,766 --> 00:40:32,196 And we said: 'Is that physically fuckin' possible?' 338 00:40:35,926 --> 00:40:43,496 We'll go on when we always go on! After two pints of fuckin' lager and packet of crisps! 339 00:40:48,806 --> 00:40:50,966 That's the end of the show! 340 00:40:51,026 --> 00:40:55,226 -Now all fuck off!! -Not so fast! -What? 341 00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:04,796 -Yes! -Christ! 342 00:41:05,316 --> 00:41:07,626 Ooh check me out! 343 00:41:10,586 --> 00:41:13,216 I've got you surrounded, sir! 344 00:41:14,996 --> 00:41:18,146 Jesus! It's like Woodstock meets Tour de France! 345 00:41:35,106 --> 00:41:39,265 -Who are you? -I go by many names. 346 00:41:40,225 --> 00:41:43,525 Yeah, I heard all this shit backstage, move it along, would you, pal? 347 00:41:45,035 --> 00:41:46,725 Hush your lips. 348 00:41:47,695 --> 00:41:49,865 Or I shall slice them off. 349 00:41:50,655 --> 00:41:55,425 Place them upon your mother.. ..and kiss her. 350 00:42:02,125 --> 00:42:04,045 Oh yes, squire, what with? 351 00:42:04,475 --> 00:42:06,255 With cold steel! 352 00:42:11,075 --> 00:42:17,255 Well maybe I'll tear your nose off at the root and flick it up the vicars anus! 353 00:42:18,385 --> 00:42:20,115 With cold steel, mind? 354 00:42:23,495 --> 00:42:26,265 I'm fuckin' warning you Flipper! 355 00:42:34,115 --> 00:42:35,825 On guard. 356 00:42:46,565 --> 00:42:52,175 Crikey! Ooh, I tore all the skin under my armpit! Oooh help me boy, help me! 357 00:42:52,275 --> 00:42:54,485 -We'll have to call the whole fight off. -Are you okay? 358 00:42:54,555 --> 00:42:55,965 Ooh I've done something wrong.. 359 00:42:56,035 --> 00:42:58,285 -Can I help you? -I'm bleeding inside, help me boy - help me. 360 00:43:05,645 --> 00:43:07,455 You fight well. 361 00:43:08,855 --> 00:43:11,225 For a Jimmy Savile impersonater. 362 00:43:19,675 --> 00:43:24,765 Shut up or I'll fix it for you. And you, and you, and you! 363 00:43:26,835 --> 00:43:31,195 You fight well yourself mate, for a geezer in a purple dress. 364 00:43:35,395 --> 00:43:37,205 This is not a dress. 365 00:43:38,215 --> 00:43:44,195 This is the sacred robe of the psychedelic monks. So I think the joke's on you. 366 00:43:48,015 --> 00:43:50,905 Well it goes nicely with your little bicycle. 367 00:43:51,265 --> 00:43:52,365 Oh really? 368 00:44:14,474 --> 00:44:16,154 Now then, now then! 369 00:44:18,324 --> 00:44:21,564 I think you'll find Jimmy can still move when he needs to. 370 00:44:22,224 --> 00:44:25,224 -You can never win, you know? -Oh yeah, pal, why is that? 371 00:44:26,024 --> 00:44:28,604 Because I taught you everything you know. 372 00:44:30,424 --> 00:44:36,014 You might taught me everything I know, but you didn't teach me everything you know. 373 00:44:42,244 --> 00:44:44,304 -You know.. I know.. oh fuck! -What does that mean? 374 00:44:48,904 --> 00:44:52,074 Ooh take that you slag! Take that you nonce! 375 00:44:52,584 --> 00:44:58,364 -Oooh Jesus! Oooh crikey! - Get off! No! Leave me alone! 376 00:45:00,924 --> 00:45:04,124 -You're too strong for me! -Oh yeah, oh that's bad! 377 00:45:04,444 --> 00:45:07,664 No! You're spoiling the illusion! 378 00:45:10,194 --> 00:45:11,984 Take that! 379 00:45:22,164 --> 00:45:23,954 How do we do it? 380 00:45:25,244 --> 00:45:27,214 The magic of theatre. 381 00:45:27,944 --> 00:45:31,784 -Let's end this, one way or the other, you slag. -Bring it on, Terry Nutkins. 382 00:45:38,434 --> 00:45:45,794 Oooh Crikey oooh ooh look at me, me go faster stripe's come loose. 383 00:45:45,944 --> 00:45:50,434 I'm only an old man, luckily I've still got one trick left up my Lambeth sleeve. 384 00:45:54,004 --> 00:45:55,994 Cock punchin'! 385 00:45:58,414 --> 00:46:00,814 Oooh my fiery biscuit! 386 00:46:03,264 --> 00:46:07,734 When in doubt, ladies and gentlemen, release the middle digit! 387 00:46:07,844 --> 00:46:12,334 The cockney cock-puncher! He punches one way, he punches the other, 388 00:46:12,444 --> 00:46:18,164 he punches diagonal, he's like connect four in cock-punchin' terms. 389 00:46:21,704 --> 00:46:25,903 Yeah, there's no one that can save you now Leo Sayer! 390 00:46:28,053 --> 00:46:33,913 What? No! Christ! No! Oooh fuck! No! 391 00:46:51,163 --> 00:46:56,513 Big leg! Here comes Big leg! He's got a big fuckin' leg! Big leg! 392 00:47:02,643 --> 00:47:04,503 Thank you Big leg! 393 00:47:11,193 --> 00:47:17,203 And now all it is left to do is bring the tiny shaman back to life. 394 00:47:30,163 --> 00:47:33,943 Let the magic commence. 395 00:47:48,173 --> 00:47:50,043 I'm alive! 396 00:47:53,303 --> 00:47:57,873 So with the power of the Ruby brought Naboo back to life. 397 00:47:59,163 --> 00:48:00,753 Restoring his powers. 398 00:48:02,343 --> 00:48:08,243 He flew high into the night sky like a tiny blue Snoop dog. 399 00:48:09,063 --> 00:48:14,753 Look at him move, look at him move, look at his mother-lovin' shaman grooves. 400 00:48:15,663 --> 00:48:20,963 And what of Fossil and Bollo? He restored them back to life! 401 00:48:22,573 --> 00:48:27,623 -Yeah! I'm alive! -The power of Ruby! Knew no bounds. 402 00:48:29,293 --> 00:48:37,613 What about Vince and Howard? Are they dead forever? Of course they weren't! 403 00:49:12,772 --> 00:49:17,902 Thank you Brixton! Good night! 404 00:49:46,932 --> 00:49:48,132 Thank you! 405 00:49:57,862 --> 00:50:00,342 Thank you Brixton, thank you! 406 00:50:17,772 --> 00:50:19,362 Thanks a lot! 407 00:50:29,022 --> 00:50:31,432 -Thank you! -Thank you Brixton! 408 00:50:31,442 --> 00:50:34,192 -Top shelf! -Brixton rocks! 409 00:51:06,992 --> 00:51:08,791 Oooh right in the eye! 410 00:51:11,471 --> 00:51:14,021 -Hey, Vince.. -Brixton! 411 00:51:15,181 --> 00:51:17,821 Oh yeah yeah yeah, cool. Hey, Bobby Bob Bob. 412 00:51:19,931 --> 00:51:24,101 Three three three. Don't tell him, don't tell him, I can only get three... 413 00:51:24,611 --> 00:51:26,991 -Where's Vince going? -Oh yeah, um.. Vince.. 414 00:51:27,051 --> 00:51:29,901 -Where's he going? -To organise the after show party. 415 00:51:30,231 --> 00:51:35,081 It's at this really cool club called Stumpy McFuckies. Yeah! 416 00:51:36,381 --> 00:51:38,441 That sounds good, let's go. It sounds like fun fun fun. 417 00:51:38,621 --> 00:51:41,461 -Fun fun fun. -Hey there's one thing uh.. 418 00:51:41,861 --> 00:51:44,121 There's only room for three on the guestlist.. 419 00:51:44,481 --> 00:51:46,071 One, two, three. 420 00:51:48,231 --> 00:51:49,451 See ya around. 421 00:51:50,631 --> 00:51:54,471 Hey listen, maybe I'll see you like.. never! 422 00:52:42,681 --> 00:52:45,851 Howard Moon alone again.. 423 00:52:53,491 --> 00:52:56,191 Not that lonely. 424 00:53:01,471 --> 00:53:05,021 Because you're never quite alone. 425 00:53:06,191 --> 00:53:10,591 Not when old mister Moon's shining doon. 426 00:53:12,021 --> 00:53:17,831 Actually uhm.. sorry Howard, I don't think I can hang out with you. 427 00:53:17,881 --> 00:53:18,921 Why? 428 00:53:19,231 --> 00:53:24,801 Well.. to be honest - you're a ball bag. 429 00:53:26,781 --> 00:53:30,840 I'm the Moon - I don't hang out with ball bags. 430 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:22,650 -Okay, um... do you want me to..? -Do you wanna sign for this? 431 00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:25,380 -Yeah, do you have a pen? -I don't have a pen, no. 432 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:28,220 Right, don't worry about that. 433 00:54:30,580 --> 00:54:37,200 -That's very good. I like that. -So, okay well.. I don't know what you're doing later, but um... 434 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:45,170 You mean I'm.. I'm sort of free later on, my diary's freed up somewhat this evening so.. 435 00:54:45,260 --> 00:54:50,250 If you.. I don't think.. We've had some bad dealings in the past, but if you want to sort of go for a meal and to resolve some difficulties.. 436 00:54:50,630 --> 00:54:55,190 -I could.. -A meal? With you? 437 00:54:56,420 --> 00:54:58,990 -With Howard Moon? -Oh yeah, why not? 438 00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:06,690 You know, something I once saw a man like you in Burma, I saw him hang, I helped him hang. 439 00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:09,880 I can do the same for you. 440 00:55:10,910 --> 00:55:13,550 -So is that a NO then? -That's a big NO, my friend. 441 00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:23,090 But uh... If you're free about half past ten make sure you wear the red pants, n'est ce pas? Adios! 442 00:55:23,990 --> 00:55:26,810 Thanking you, good night! 443 00:55:33,070 --> 00:55:34,550 Oh well.. 444 00:55:35,390 --> 00:55:39,080 A delivery for me, maybe there's someone, who loves me after all. 445 00:55:43,310 --> 00:55:48,960 I'm Old Gregg motherfuckeeer! I'm Old Gregg. 446 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:52,929 Yeah, yeah I'm Old Gregg. 447 00:55:55,319 --> 00:55:59,159 Hey Brixton! I'm Old Gregg! 448 00:56:02,709 --> 00:56:06,269 Ooh.. I'm drunk on Baileys. 449 00:56:07,499 --> 00:56:12,209 I had a shoe full of Baileys and I'm drunk as a bitch. 450 00:56:13,309 --> 00:56:15,989 I've got a mangina. 451 00:56:18,019 --> 00:56:23,639 Yeah yeah, when I get it out, light comes from in it, makes you feel tingly. 452 00:56:24,259 --> 00:56:25,759 I'm Old Gregg! 453 00:56:29,439 --> 00:56:31,459 -Hey Howard. -Oh shit.. 454 00:56:32,739 --> 00:56:35,299 Hey Gregg, how the hell are you? 455 00:56:36,229 --> 00:56:38,579 Good to see you, um.. how did you find me, Gregg? 456 00:56:38,709 --> 00:56:45,049 Ooh oh I saw your poster, I saw your tiny little Patrick Swayze eyes. 457 00:56:47,429 --> 00:56:51,279 You've got those crazy Swayze eyes, and I knew I had to come and find ya, 458 00:56:51,279 --> 00:56:55,849 so I was gon... trying to do a surprise, for the DVD I tried to make, 459 00:56:56,039 --> 00:57:00,579 I came in a, presented myself to ya in a cube. 460 00:57:03,419 --> 00:57:04,829 -I'm Old Gregg! -Yeah.. 461 00:57:06,449 --> 00:57:08,489 Yes, we're all aware of your name. 462 00:57:08,859 --> 00:57:15,209 -Uhm.. you've told me about eighty-thousand times look Gregg.. -Do you love me? 463 00:57:21,229 --> 00:57:23,989 Greggory.. Greggory we had a time... 464 00:57:25,249 --> 00:57:30,159 -Well it was more of a rape, but it was a.. it took place.. -We had a time. 465 00:57:30,329 --> 00:57:31,929 -We had a time.. -We had a time. 466 00:57:32,029 --> 00:57:33,929 The time finished, then we went out separate ways. 467 00:57:33,999 --> 00:57:37,039 Now you've gone your way, I've gone my way and that's the way it's gonna be, Gregg. 468 00:57:37,829 --> 00:57:39,049 What do you mean? 469 00:57:39,119 --> 00:57:40,609 -What I mean to say is.. -You love Greggory? 470 00:57:41,409 --> 00:57:44,269 No, no Gregg, that's what I'm saying - it's over between us, over. 471 00:57:44,329 --> 00:57:46,469 -You must love Greggory! -I don't love Greggory. 472 00:57:46,509 --> 00:57:50,109 You must love me exactly as I love you, Howard. 473 00:57:50,669 --> 00:57:55,839 Cos if your eyes don't love my eyes, I'm gonna suck'em out with a powerful hoover. 474 00:57:56,569 --> 00:57:59,209 And tuck'em up my downstairs mix-up. 475 00:58:02,629 --> 00:58:03,709 Yeah... 476 00:58:04,999 --> 00:58:09,219 -Maybe I was being a bit hasty there, Gregg. I.. you know, cos.. -Hasty? 477 00:58:09,229 --> 00:58:12,799 Yeah, you know, sometimes when you do love someone, you pretend not to, 478 00:58:12,839 --> 00:58:17,298 it's kind of way of not being too eager, you know I didn't wanna.. I was playing a game with you, Gregg. 479 00:58:17,378 --> 00:58:19,338 Playing a game? 480 00:58:22,668 --> 00:58:25,258 -Playing game with Old Greggory? -Yeah, that's right. 481 00:58:25,598 --> 00:58:28,058 Playin' motherfuckin' love game? 482 00:58:30,768 --> 00:58:31,858 Yeah, come on! 483 00:58:35,778 --> 00:58:40,228 ~ Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? ~ 484 00:58:40,658 --> 00:58:43,898 ~ I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot. ~ 485 00:58:43,978 --> 00:58:48,608 ~ Come on! Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? ~ 486 00:58:49,198 --> 00:58:53,208 ~ I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot. Come on now! ~ 487 00:58:53,488 --> 00:58:57,558 ~ Moving too fast, this isn't a race, ooh. Baby back off and lower the pace now, ~ 488 00:58:57,758 --> 00:59:02,078 ~ Slow it down, and give me some space, mmmh. Moving too fast, this isn't a race, ah ah! ~ 489 00:59:10,218 --> 00:59:14,198 ~ Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? ~ 490 00:59:14,868 --> 00:59:18,478 ~ I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot. Come on! ~ 491 00:59:18,908 --> 00:59:22,968 ~ Moving too fast this isn't a race, mmm. Baby back off and lower the pace now. ~ 492 00:59:23,338 --> 00:59:27,618 ~ Slow it down, and give me some space. Moving too fast this isn't a race, no no! ~ 493 00:59:27,788 --> 00:59:29,958 ~ -I'm Old Gregg! -I know I think you said. ~ 494 00:59:30,058 --> 00:59:33,858 ~ Come on don't make me beg now, 'cause I'm not your regular guy. ~ 495 00:59:34,598 --> 00:59:36,908 ~ Don't be shy! Do you love me? ~ 496 00:59:39,868 --> 00:59:40,898 ~ Do you love me? ~ 497 00:59:44,288 --> 00:59:47,788 Greggorys! Come down here! 498 00:59:48,548 --> 00:59:51,418 ~ Do you love me? ~ 499 00:59:56,448 --> 00:59:59,548 Come on Brixton, get on your motherfuckin' feet.. Three, four! 500 01:00:01,018 --> 01:00:11,208 ~ Do you love me? ~ 501 01:00:18,238 --> 01:00:21,118 -Yeah, yeah. -Brixton! 502 01:00:30,428 --> 01:00:31,918 Thank you! 503 01:00:35,168 --> 01:00:38,038 Brixton, I've got one last surprise for you. 504 01:00:39,887 --> 01:00:48,697 I did a stencil in my knickers. And now I'm gonna unleash my mangina! 505 01:00:51,557 --> 01:00:53,927 -We love you Brixton! -Check it out! 506 01:00:54,377 --> 01:00:55,897 -Good night! -Brixton! 507 01:00:56,367 --> 01:00:57,457 My mangina. 508 01:01:18,107 --> 01:01:21,157 I've finally got my hands into Howard Moon. 509 01:01:22,547 --> 01:01:28,627 Yeah, yeah - Howard got a surprise for me, I don't know what it is. 510 01:01:30,227 --> 01:01:33,147 It might be a shenis, yeah! 511 01:01:37,387 --> 01:01:40,617 Come on you cheeky vixen, get in my wheelbarrow! 512 01:01:41,997 --> 01:01:43,707 Don't mind if I do! 513 01:01:45,297 --> 01:01:48,017 He's gotta mangina and I've got a shenis. 514 01:01:49,397 --> 01:01:51,687 Let's make sweet love!