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他们把你送到这里 你需要打满6场比赛才能出去 they send you here for six games and that's exactly what they take
你的天梯积分是多少 What's your MMR
既然你问了...分数是6000 Well since you ask it's 6k
呵呵...这里很适合你...我们都是6000分 eheh...You're gonna fit right in, we're all 6k here
我曾经碰到过一个家伙...累积了10000场的低优先度比赛 I Once met a guy who had 10,000 games of low priority
他说这是他朋友给他搞的恶作剧 he said his friends zid it to him as a Prank
但是...我知道他没有任何朋友 But...I knew he didn't have any friends
我为他感到难过 it made me sad
其实...你仔细想想...这个地方不错... I you think about it, low priority is a wonderful place
天梯积分不再是障碍 It has no boundary within MMR
1000积分如果敢拼命 可以和6000分和谐相处 1k with 6k try hard can live harmony around here
好吧...我是说理论上...可能发生... Well I mean in theory that's gonna happen
这...这真好听!! It's...It's Beautiful
音乐来自于TI4赛后派队的Derude-Sandstorm
有些家伙呆久了 会喜欢上这里 不再习惯外面的世界 Some kids in here so long they leared to love it they become institutionalized
有些人不愿意离开 men don't ever wanna leave
当他们被迫离开...因为不适应新生活会... when they're forced to leave they'll try to get back their life ahead
第一滴血
我对任务领会的很清楚...治疗你... All my goal was so sure to cure you
(争吵中...) %*&^&*%^&^**^^*
不久之后...他们崩溃了...拼命尝试回到以前... sooner or later they snap and do anything to get back in
(开启喷队友模式!!!) *&*￥#@￥￥%%%￥
最后...做个总结...我要说: So, in conclusion, allow me to say
靠你...靠你...靠.靠... Fuk you, fuk you fuk you
你...不是... You are alright
去你们的...TMD...我不干了... Fuk all of you, I'm out here
啊啊啊啊啊啊! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
小鱼人 - 大家举报全能骑士 Repot omni pls
我猜这个故事告诉我们的是 I guess the moral of this story here is
当你发现被关小黑屋了 那你就愉快的享受吧 when you find yourself in low priority, you play like you're in priority
越是尝试回到正常 你就打的越烂... The more you tried force a normal game supports by words in the life, the fast you break it get busy killing hearing get busy feeling.