失控 玩家
这里是自由城 This is Free City.
看看这家伙 戴墨镜的家伙 Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people.
戴墨镜的个个都是英雄 And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes.
他们无所顾忌 穿梭于这座城市 They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town.
你真性感 You are so hot.
哦 我知道 Oh, I know.
看到了吗 那甚至不是他的车 See? That's not even his car.
也不是他老婆 Or his wife.
但对于这些戴墨镜的人来说 他们可以为所欲为 For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want.
他们做着各种任务 They go on all sorts of missions.
留着很酷的发型 穿着很酷的衣服 They got cool hair, cool clothes.
我是说 这儿法律甚至都不算是真正的法律 更像是一些温和的建议 I mean, laws aren't really laws to them. They're more like mild suggestions.
就比如说 那个家伙肯定不会归还那辆车的 Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car.
更不会归还那个漂亮女士 Or that nice lady.
明白我意思吗 英雄 See what I mean? Hero.
我叫盖 我住在天堂 My name is Guy, and I live in paradise.
早上好 元宝 Good morning, Goldie.
我们一直都住在自由城 I've lived here in Free City my whole life.
我有个最好的朋友还养了条金鱼 I've got a best friend, I've got a goldfish,
我在银行工作 and I work at the bank.
男人的快乐就是如此简单 What more could a guy want?
星期天的天气应该会很温和 阳光灿烂 Sunday should be warm and sunny
只有少许的车辆路过 with just a scattering of drive-bys.
今天是去海滩玩的好日子 但不要去刺客海滩 Great day for the beach, but not Hitman's Beach,
该区域正在遭受 which will be mined and sprayed with high-caliber fire
一架被盗的武装直升机疯狂扫射... from a renegade gunship stolen by...
每天早上 And every morning,
我都会用一杯最美味的咖啡 来开始我的新生活 I start my day with the most delicious coffee
这绝对是全世界最最最美味的咖啡 in the whole, wide, whole world.
中杯咖啡 加奶油 加两块糖 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
你真懂我 You know it. Mmm.
嗯 Mmm!
有点烫了 That is unexpectedly hot.
天啊 太美味了 Jeez, that's good.
仿佛破处了感觉一般 但这是对我嘴巴而言 It's like losing my virginity, but in my mouth.
谢谢你用爱做出的美味咖啡 Thank you for making this with such love.
不用谢 You're welcome.
约翰尼警官 Officer Johnny!
祝你今天开心 盖 Have a good one, Guy.
不是开心 是超级开心的一天 Don't have a good day, have a great day!
鞋 店
搞什么 Hold the fudge.
还没有人买下那双豪华运动鞋吗 我今天一定要买下 You mean to tell me that nobody snabbed up those bad boys? Today is the day.
-你每天都这么说 -我马上就回来买 - Like every other day. - I'll be back for those.
取款机
你好 盖, 您的当前余额为： 取消 提款
噢 还差点钱 Oh! So close.
嗯 这真是有史以来最棒的一杯咖啡 Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee of all time.
我想为它写首歌 I wanna write a song about it.
我摇晃着我的身体随歌起舞 I wanna dance to that song with my body.
我热爱我的生活 I love my life.
能找到适合自己的位置待下去 真是非常有意义 There's something about finding your lane and just staying in it.
所以他们称之为"舒适区" 因为太他妈的舒服了 That's why they call 'em comfort zones, they're so damn comfortable.
哦 乔 Oh, Joe!
每周一都是这样 对吗 乔 Mondays, am I right, Joe?
-你说得对 盖 -是的 - You said it, Guy. - Yeah.
在自由城 我拥有我需要的一切 In Free City, I have everything I need.
我不会祝你们今天开心... Don't have a good day...
我要祝你们今天非常开心 have a great day.
谢谢 Thank you.
保重 Take care.
除了一件事 Except one thing.
看起来真幸福 Seem happy.
哦 拜托 别担心了 盖 你也会找到什么人 Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy. You gonna find someone.
哦 没事的 巴德 Oh, it's okay, Bud.
感觉我一直都在找她 你知道吗 Feel like I've been looking for her forever, you know?
也许缘分还没到 Maybe it's not meant to be.
所有人都趴在地上 Everybody down on the ground!
-我知道我要找什么样的女人 -哦 让我猜猜 - I know the woman I'm looking for. - Oh, let me guess.
-一个有着离奇的幽默感的女人 -幽默感 - A woman with an offbeat sense of humor. - Sense of humor.
对流行音乐非常痴迷 An obsession with feel-good diva pop.
流行音乐 是的 没错 Diva pop. Yes, that's her.
她在我脑子里租了间房子一直住在里面不会离开了 She's rented space in my brain and she won't move out.
你知道吗 我也不想让她离开 And you know what? I don't want her to.
你知道吗 她既不会住进你的脑子 也不会离开 Well, guess what? She won't move either in or out.
知道为什么吗 因为这个人根本不存在 You know why? 'Cause she doesn't exist.
-她只是个幻想 是幻想 -太残忍了 你太残忍了 - She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. - That's cruel. You're cruel.
-你太烂了 烂透了 -我是说实话而已 - You're being rotten right now. Rotten. - I'm being real.
别逞英雄 很快就会结束 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
那你觉得下班后一起海滩上喝啤酒怎么样 So how about it? Beers on the beach after work?
好啊 下班后我们一起去海滩喝啤酒 Of course we're going for beers on the beach after work.
这就是我要的幸福感 That makes me so happy.
我也是 Me too.
你有什么发现吗 What have you got?
神秘等级的证据 这就是你要找的 对吧 Proof of a secret level. That's what you're looking for, right?
你是有录屏还是截图 You got a video or a screen grab?
都没有 但是我知道谁有 Nope. But I know who does.
你知道我对浪费我时间的人会做什么吗 Wanna know what I do to people who waste my time?
哦 哇 哦 看来某人是想玩玩 Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play.
嘿 你真的是英国人 还是用了变声器 Hey, you really British, or is that an accent filter?
因为也许我们可以晚点再见面 'Cause maybe we could meet up later.
我可不想参观你妈妈的地下室 谢谢 I don't have a burning desire to see your mum's basement, thanks.
冷笑话吗 Got jokes, huh?
我这有张地图显示了他藏身之所的位置 Well, I got a map, shows the location of his stash house.
不知道你能否进去 但如果你进去了 56号剪辑可能会让你感兴趣 Don't know how you'll get in, but if you do, clip 56 might interest you.
现在 我有个问题 Now, I got a question.
这段视频到底有什么特别之处 What's so special about this video clip anyway?
特别之处就是 我会杀了对此好奇的人 What's special is I kill people who ask questions about it.
嗯 我明白了 有趣 真有趣 Mmm, I see. Fun. Yeah, that's fun.
妈的 姑娘 你真是活泼啊 Damn, girl, you're so feisty.
但说真的 这算是掠夺还是只是为了获得更多经验? But seriously, is it loot or is it just the experience?
你还是好奇了 Those are questions.
你看到上一个抢劫犯穿的运动鞋了吗 Did you see the sneakers on that last robber?
两点半那个? The 2:30?
不 四点那个 No, the 4:00.
四分之三高的华丽泡沫鞋底 The three-quarter high-top, gorgeous foam soles.
当他踩到我的脸时 我几乎都没有感觉 I could barely feel it when he stepped on my face.
-哦 天哪 -哇 - Oh, man. - Wow.
大城市的生活 一点也不像 Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it.
把它给我 Give it to me!
看起来要下雨了 Looks like rain.
有人看到我的猫了 Has anyone seen my cat?
你知道吗 盖 人们总是会这样形容 You know something, Guy, people say it all the time, like,
"这家伙是我认识的人中最擅长把鞋子踩在我脸上的人" "Guy can take a shoe to the face better than anybody I know."
我的意思是 那种感觉就像 好像不是一只鞋踩在你的脸上 I mean, when you put it on there, you act like it's not a shoe in your face.
我不会祝你今天开心 我会祝你今天非常开心 Don't have a good day, have a great day.
我喜欢这首歌 Love that song.
那是新歌 That's a new one.
嘿 Hey!
就是她 That's her.
谁啊 Her who?
我的梦中情人 巴迪 That's my dream girl, Buddy.
她真的存在 She exists.
-我要去和她谈谈 -哇 哇 - I'm gonna go talk to her. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
等等 伙计 她戴着墨镜 Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses.
所以呢 So?
什么叫 "所以呢" Whatcha mean "so?"
戴墨镜的人是不会和我们这样的人聊天的 So, people with sunglasses don't talk to people like us.
-你知道的 -我得试一试 - You know that! - I gotta try.
听着 盖 盖 Look, Guy! Guy!
盖 去海滩上喝啤酒怎么样 Guy! What about beers on the beach?
打扰一下 Excuse me!
嘿 Hey!
即将上线...自由之城2 Coming soon... Free City 2!
更大 更坏 更精彩 Bigger! Badder! Radder!
自由之城2：大屠杀 Free City 2: Carnage.
今天预订将赠送大混乱礼包奖金 Pre-order today and get the bonus Mayhem Pack.
你玩完了吗 You done?
抱歉 你们要关门了吗 Sorry. Are you closing?
是的 Yes.
我们这通常没有把椅子放在桌子上 We usually don't put the chairs on the tables,
点一小杯咖啡喝四个小时的女孩 one-small-coffee- over-four-hours girl.
你真的很喜欢这个游戏啊 我12岁的侄子玩这个上瘾了 You really like that game, huh? My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.
似乎每个人都对它很着迷 Seems like everyone's obsessed with it.
哦 自由之城吗 啊 不是的 Oh, Free City? Ah. No.
我 呃 其实是要起诉发行商 I, uh, have a lawsuit against the publisher
而我需要找的据在游戏里 and the evidence that I need is in the game.
-所以我必须... -哦 - So then I had my codes... - Oh...
我希望我们不会关门 这样我就能多了解了解了 I wish we weren't closing so I could hear more about this.
早上好 元宝 Good morning, Goldie.
中杯咖啡 加奶油 加两块糖 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
实际上 我今天想尝尝卡布奇诺 Actually, I think I'd like to try a cappuccino today.
哦 "卡布奇诺" 我想是这样说的 Ooh. "Cappuccino." I enjoy saying that.
这个单词真长啊 It's like a waterfall made of letters.
抱歉 你说什么 Excuse me?
我想尝尝卡布奇诺 I'd like to try a cappuccino.
-来一杯吧 -但是你要的是一杯中杯咖啡 加奶油 加两块糖 - Please. - But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
这就是你该喝的 这儿每个人都是喝这个的 That's what you get. That's what everyone gets.
每天如此 一直如此 Every day. Always.
-嗯 我... -有人要挨枪子了 - Well, I... - Somebody's about to get shot.
约翰尼警官 Officer Johnny.
我只是想今天我要尝试一些不同的东西 你知道吗 I just thought I'd try something different today, you know?
无所谓吧 对吗 可以吗 Whatever. Right? Yeah?
嗨 Hi.
哈 我只是想让你们提高警觉 Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes.
咖啡 加奶油 加两块糖 谢谢 Coffee, cream, two sugars, please.
我开玩笑的 I'm joking.
只是想让你们保持警觉 我开玩笑的 Just keeping you on your toes. I was kidding.
他只是在开玩笑 He was just kidding!
哦 你以为我会剥夺你的野蛮艺术吗 Oh, you think I'd deprive myself of your baristic artistry?
不可能 绝不可能 No way, no how.
嗯 太烫了 Mmm. That's hot.
就像耶稣要给我的舌头洗礼 It's like Jesus washed my tongue...
但还没有结束 他就告诉我爸爸 but right before he finished, he finally told my dad,
"他够好了" "He's good enough."
非常感谢 约翰尼警官 Thank you so much. Officer Johnny!
祝你今天开心 Have a good one, Guy.
卡布奇诺 Cappuccino.
我不会祝你今天开心 Don't have a good day...
我要祝你今天非常开心 我想 ...have a great day, I guess.
好的 祝你好运 Okay. Good day to you.
所有人都趴在地上 Everybody down on the ground!
别逞英雄 很快就会结束 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
是那个女孩 That's the girl.
我们已经讨论过这件事了 We've been over this.
你昨天试着和她聊天 但没有成功 You tried to talk to her yesterday, it didn't work.
不会成功的 It will never work.
她戴着墨镜 She's wearing sunglasses.
我们不要去招惹戴墨镜的人 We don't mess with the sunglasses people.
也许我可以给我自己买几副墨镜 Maybe I'll get some sunglasses of my own.
什么 你说什么呢 你不能这么做 What? What are you talking about? You can't do that.
天哪 我在做什么 Oh, my God. What am I doing?
嗨 Hi.
你说什么 What'd you say?
嗨 Hi.
我需要你的墨镜 I'm gonna need your sunglasses.
我只是想... I'm just gonna...
想用一下你的墨镜 I'm gonna need your sunglasses for a sec.
见鬼 你在搞什么 What the hell do you think you're doing?
滚回那边去 伙计 Go back to your side, man.
他只是个NPC 真他妈浪费... He's just an NPC. Waste that mother...
好的 我只想借用一下墨镜 好吗 Okay, just need to borrow them for a sec, okay?
-退后 我说了 不要过来 -很快就好 真的 - Back off! I said, don't! - Just real quick. Real quick.
停下 Stop!
你是脑子坏了还是怎么了 You broken or somethin'?
我是抢劫犯 I'm the robber!
你应该乖乖躺下什么也别干 You're the guy who lies down and takes it!
拜托 趴下别动啊 Please, just stay down!
我说了 趴下 I said, stay down!
伙计 你不能这么做 伙计 Guy, you don't do this, man.
这不是你该做的 This isn't you.
你不能这么做 You don't do this.
也许我就该这么做 Maybe I do.
你他妈到底... What is wrong with this...
这是什么蠢任务 stupid mission?
我说了 你要杀了他 I told you to smoke his ass.
放手 Let go!
我用完就还给你 I'll give them right back.
我说了... I said...
盖 Guy?
他只是睡着了 He's just resting.
搞死了 In pieces!
那个人死了 That man is dead!
他是太困了 He's so sleepy.
我会把你的枪放在这 I'm just gonna put your gun down...
就在这里 right here...
当你睡醒了之后 for when you wake.
-好吗 -盖 - Okay? - Guy.
盖 你要去哪里 Guy! Where you goin'?
新任务 抢 劫 银 行
医疗包
打扰一下 Excuse me.
你看到这个了吗 Do you see this?
周五之前把季度报告放在我桌上 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday.
跑快点 Giddy up!
我感觉整个人焕然一新 I feel brand new.
失败 Loser.
怎么回事 What is happening?
这么多钱 So much money.
你好 盖 您的当前余额为：
嘿 穆瑟 看看这个 Hey, Mouser, check this out.
怎么了 凯斯 What's up, Keys?
要我看什么 What am I looking at?
是这样 这个用户 他的眼镜被抢了 Okay, so this user, he gets his glasses stolen
然后被杀了 and then killed.
是一个非玩家角色（NPC）干的 The guy was smoked by a non-playable character.
银行抢劫 任 务 失 败
NPC 怎么可能 An NPC? That's impossible.
是啊 没错 Yeah, exactly.
还没有人可以在他们身上装备NPC的皮肤呢 Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar.
好吧 那你就把这个垃圾菜鸟踢出去 终身禁赛 就完事了 Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done.
我试过了 但我... I tried that, but I...
我追踪不到他 I can't trace him.
不管怎么说 挺厉害的 Whoever it is, they're good.
嗯 你得把你的工作做得更精细一些 伙计 Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy.
我做的挺不错的 I'm pretty good.
我进游戏等你 I'll see you on the inside.
选择您的皮肤 Select your skin.
嘿 凯斯 你用什么皮肤 Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with?
乌什吧 那个恶警 The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,
有杆大枪 还有大胡子 big guns, bigger mustache.
嗯 那个小松鼠 我喜欢 Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it.
不知道该不该问 但你要怎么装扮 Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with?
呃 全身长满毛 还都是骚粉色 你应该会很害怕 Uh, full body mustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid.
毛骨悚然 I'm terrified.
那我们开始吧 Let's do this.
说真的 伙计 Seriously, man.
老实说 我觉得这套兔女郎装有点过头了 I'm just being honest, I think the bunny suit is just a little much.
你说什么 Excuse me?
好吧 Right.
兔子装 行了吧? 是我的错 Rabbit. Okay? My fault.
嘿 40岁的老处男 快过来 Hey, 40-year-old virgin! Get over here!
我们走吧 Let's go!
嗯 嗯 卡其斯队长 Uh-huh. Captain Khakis.
-过来 来吧 伙计 -快来 - Come here. Come on, bud. - Go, let's go.
-再过来一点 -他来了 - Closer. - There he is.
穿蓝衬衫的家伙 Blue shirt guy.
蓝色衬衫? Blue shirt?
是 Yes.
你好 警官 Hello, Officer.
兔子 Rabbit.
皮肤不错 Nice skin.
谢谢 太好了 Thank you. That's sweet.
你哪儿弄到的 How'd you get it?
嗯 呃 我想可能是遗传的吧 我很幸运 Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky.
我的皮肤是纯天然的 I have naturally dewy skin.
听着 小子 Listen up, Neutrogena.
你不能穿成这样到处走 游戏规则很清楚 You know you can't go around looking like that. The rules are clear.
还有一件事 And another thing.
-你不能黑掉NPC的头像 -不 先生 - You can't hack the NPC avatars. - No, sir!
-是它搞砸了任务... -搞砸了 - It screws up the mission load... - Screws it up!
现在让这个游戏看起来很糟糕 ...and it makes the game look bad.
-太可怕了 -是的 - Horrible! - Yeah.
我知道 大概搞砸了5%吧 I got, like, 5% of that.
把皮肤脱下来 Lose the skin!
我...脱下来? I... Lose?
我该怎么脱下我的皮肤呢 How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?
脱下来 伙计 Take it off, man.
脱下来就行了 你干什么呢 Just take it off. What are you doing?
-什么 -说真的 - What? - Seriously.
-全部脱下来 你的脸 还有这身行头 -怎么脱啊 - The whole thing. The face, the outfit. - How?
-就是脱啊 脱下皮肤 -脱下来 - Everything. Ditch it. - Take it off.
如果你不脱 我们就只有杀了你 If you don't, we're gonna kill you.
-为什么 -然后我们会一直杀掉你 - Why? - And we're gonna keep killing you.
为什么啊 Still why?
直到我们查出你到底是谁 Until we do find out who you are...
然后我们会把你终身禁赛 and then we're gonna ban you for life.
好吧 不 不是的 我想按你们说的办 Okay. No, no. Okay, I want to comply.
我只是觉得这些威胁的命令很混乱 I just find the order of those threats very confusing.
-看来有人想挨枪子了 -把他干掉 - Somebody's about to get shot. - Light him up
不是 No.
出来吧 蓝衬衫 Come on, Blue Shirt.
激活 跳跃剩余数 3
噢 我没料到会这样 你看到那个了吗 Oh! Didn't see that one coming. Did you see that one coming?
吓死我了 Scared me a little bit.
我们来找你了 蓝衬衫 We're coming for you, Blue Shirt!
来找你了哟 Coming to get ya.
我们马上就抓到你了 We're coming to get ya.
等等 等等 Wait! Wait!
我可以解释 I can explain everything.
我拿到了这副眼镜之后 我就可以看到一些东西了 I found these glasses and then I can see things now.
那些...那些不存在的东西 Things that... Whoa, whoa. Things that aren't there.
虽然不存在 但确实又在那 Except they are there.
我知道这听起来很疯狂 但这是真的 I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!
你可以跑 蓝衬衫 但你躲不掉的 You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide.
出来吧 蓝衬衫 你逃不出兔子的魔爪的 Come on, Blue Shirt. You can't escape the rabbit.
我们是顶级捕食者 We're apex predators.
我们会碎骨 殴打 还会割喉 All we do is bone and brawl and slit throats.
太高了 太高了 Too high! Too high!
哦 你想玩吗 蓝衬衫 那就瞧好了 Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt? Watch this.
我厌倦了这一出 凯斯 是时候让我对这个贱人开启上帝模式了 I tire of these games, Keys. It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch.
好的 开启吧 Okay, bring it.
哦 开启了 来吧 Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.
我非常非常擅长这个 I'm so, so good at this.
该结束了 银行出纳员 Time's up, bank teller!
不 Nope!
我不能死 I can't die!
我永远都不会死 I'm never gonna die!
蓝衬衫那个家伙令人心碎的故事 And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy.
到此就结束了 The end.
-不科学啊 -什么 - Doesn't make sense. - What?
我刚检查了服务器的统计数据 I just checked the server stats.
我们干掉了蓝衬衫那家伙 但是在线玩家的数量没有变化 We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change.
应该只是个小故障 伙计 It's just a glitch, man.
-这没什么大不了的 -我知道 我知道 - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know.
这看起来像是某种新的问题 你知道吗 It just seems like that's something new, you know?
凯斯 我知道你在想什么 好吗 你最好别去跟安特万说 Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan.
我只是觉得把这些说清楚很重要 I just think it's important to be transparent, okay?
不是的 Uh-uh. No.
安特万正在跟进续作的发布 他要么不在乎 Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care
要么他会非常生气 然后他会责怪我们 or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us.
所以 我不知道你有没有搞清楚这个状况 So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation.
还有 你不是麻省理工学院的天才吗 独立游戏设计师? Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer?
你光靠给上级反馈有什么用 What are you doing down here dealing with complaints?
穆瑟 这是一个漫长而悲惨的故事 涉及到失败的梦想 That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams,
涉及到绝望 还有堆积如山的大学债务 desperation, and a mountain of college debt.
你不会想听的 You do not wanna hear about that.
你说得太对了 You're absolutely right.
这个故事听起来又可怕又无聊 还充满了白人特权 That story sounds horrible and boring and full of white privilege.
反正别告诉安特万 Don't talk to Antwan.
我们做梦也没想到会发生这种事 We never dreamt this would've happened.
我的意思是《生活本身》是一个鱼缸游戏 I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially a fishbowl game.
人们不仅仅是在玩游戏 也在跟着它成长 People aren't playing it, they're watching it grow.
沃尔特·“钥匙”·麦基 《生活本身》的共同创始人 2015年西雅图独立游戏大会
严格意义上说 这是一场观察体验 It's a strictly observational experience
2015年西雅图独立游戏大会
体验计算机生成的角色之间相互作用和进化 where computer generated characters interact and evolve.
我以为我们能把它做出来就很幸运了 I thought we'd be lucky to give it away.
这就是凯斯如此迷人的地方 他对自己的天才浑然不知 That's what's so charming about Keys, he's clueless about his own genius.
米莉·罗斯克 《生活本身》的共同创始人 2015年西雅图独立游戏大会
不 米莉才是天才 Uh, no, Millie is the genius.
米莉·罗斯克和沃尔特·“钥匙”·麦基 《生活本身》的共同创始人 2015年西雅图独立游戏大会
呃 她负责从头开始制造人工智能引擎 Uh, she built the AI engine from the ground up.
那么 说点私人化的东西行吗 So, to get a little personal,
是什么事情让你坚持早起 what's the thing that gets you up in the morning?
为了喝一杯中杯咖啡 加奶油 加两块糖的 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
还有件事是什么来着 What's the other thing?
哦 对了 是对被认可的永无止境的渴望 Oh, yeah. An insatiable thirst for validation.
-她不是在开玩笑 -我没有开玩笑 - She's not kidding. - I'm not.
那你呢 How about you?
-代码吧 -代码吗 - Code. - Code?
-代码 -代码 是的 - Code. - Code, yeah.
说说吧 Here we go.
因为这不仅仅有0和1 还蕴含着隐藏的信息 'Cause it's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages.
实际上 我认为自己不是一个代码编写者 而是一个作者 I like to think of myself, actually, as not a code writer, but an author.
我只是用0和1代替单词 因为单词有时候会让你觉得使用的不恰当 I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down.
但是0和1永远不会 0和1简直酷毙了 But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.
-他不是在开玩笑 -我没有开玩笑 - He's not kidding. - I'm not.
现在 我得问问 Now, I've gotta ask.
你们两个之间有很多化学反应 There is a lot of chemistry between the two of you.
-是不是已经不仅仅是朋友关系... -不 - Has this evolved into more than... - No.
-不可能 这完全是柏拉图式的 -不 不 不 我们只是朋友 - No way. No. It's strictly platonic. - No, no, no. We're friends.
-我们就像是最好的朋友 -友谊万岁 - We're like best friends. - Friendship.
现在你的游戏将由索拉米发行 And now your game is gonna be released by Soonami,
这是世界上最大的发行商之一 one of the biggest publishers in the world.
-这很疯狂 -是的 是的 - It's crazy, actually. - It is, yeah.
不过 这看起来确实有点不太搭 It does seem a little bit like an unlikely pairing, though.
是的 我也完全不明白 Yeah, I didn't totally get it either.
但是米莉对这些事情有一种女人的直觉 But Millie's got a real instinct for these things...
安特万是个天才 Antwan is a genius.
虽然他傲慢 令人讨厌 但他真的很擅长他的工作 He's brash and obnoxious, but he's really good at what he does.
这也是个让我们的作品被更广泛的观众体验到的机会 It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience.
-天啊 那两个人真是又年轻又蠢 -天哪 - God, those two were young and dumb. - Jeez.
所以现在我们都要搞破门而入吗 So we're breaking and entering now?
为银河系垃圾黑洞工作感觉如何 How does it feel working for a galactic black hole of frozen shit?
你必须开 我不能跟你聊 You have to leave. I can't talk to you.
啊 这就是所谓的羞耻感吧 Aw, shame will have that effect.
不 米莉 我是说我不能和你聊 No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you.
我甚至不能看你 我只能看这些背景物体 I can't even see you. I'm literally focusing on background objects
因为看着你的嘴唇动 就违反了我的保密协议 会让我被炒的 because looking at your lips move violates my NDA and it could get me fired.
噢 被安特万解雇吗 那个偷走我们作品的人? Aw, fired by Antwan, the guy who stole our work?
不 他买了我们的作品 虽然最后被搁置起来了 No, he bought it and then he shelved it.
懂了吗 你沉浸在过去 你被困住了 你得向前看啊 All right? You're living in the past. You are stuck. You gotta move on.
我怎么才能向前看呢 How can I move on?
你怎么能这样呢 How can you?
安特万偷了我们的人工智能引擎 拿给他的枪手用 Antwan swiped our AI engine to use in his dumb shooter.
是吗 米莉 因为老实说 我不太确定 Did he, Millie? Because honestly, I'm not so sure.
我们的游戏的确很复杂 很漂亮 也很有趣 Our game was complex and beautiful and interesting
现在这个"自由之城"可能很受欢迎 但它太蠢了 蠢的让我想哭 and Free City, it may be popular, but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.
那就别维护他了 帮我揍他一顿 Then stop defending him and help me beat his ass.
-米莉 我... -拜托 凯斯 他偷了我们的技术 - Millie, I'm... - Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
迄今为止他都还不承认 And now he's lying about it
而且他还不用给我们应得的版税 so he doesn't have to give us the credit and the royalties that we deserve.
米莉 Millie...
我找到了一条线索 被一个玩家藏在了一个视频片段里 I found a clue. It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.
我需要你把我弄进去 All I need from you is to get me in there.
米莉 我很在乎你... Millie, I care about you...
但你得走了 but you need to leave.
今天应该会有点不一样吧 元宝 Today is gonna be different, Goldie.
在看什么 What are we lookin' at?
你是谁 Who are you?
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay. Okay.
前几天我碰见了你 你在哼那首很好听的歌 We ran into each other the other day, you were humming that great song.
哦 是啊 Oh, yeah.
我还以为你是NPC呢 你怎么找到我的 I thought you were an NPC. How did you find me?
我在外面的谋杀列车旁等你呢 I waited outside by the murder train,
然后我就跟踪了你 then I followed you.
见鬼 Shit!
我应该和你一起走吗 Should I come with you?
好的 Yes.
天哪 刚才发生了什么事 Holy hell, what just happened?
刚才你差点毁了我的任务 What just happened is you almost blew my mission.
不 我是说 我们是怎么从那里到现在这个地方的 No, I mean, how did we get from there to wherever this is?
你是说传送枪吗 You mean the portal gun?
传送枪? 听起来很贵 Portal gun? That sounds expensive.
哇 你真是个菜鸟 Wow, you are a special kind of noob.
谢谢 你也是 Thank you. You too.
转过身去 Turn around.
好吧 Okay.
噢 Oh.
这是北极吗 Is this the North Pole?
听着 伙计 Listen, dude.
-我叫盖 -盖 随便你叫什么吧 - Guy. - Guy. Whatever.
这儿都是NPC装备上的道具 Props on the NPC outfit,
我正准备想办法偷点东西 but I'm busy trying to figure out how to steal something.
也许我能帮你 Maybe I could help you.
我喜欢单干 I work alone.
这儿还有很漂亮的手榴弹 You have beautiful grenades.
另外 如果你想在这里有一定影响力的话 Besides, if you want to have any chance of making an impact here,
你需要升级到更高的等级 you need to have a higher level than that.
-这真难用啊 -别乱弄 - That's tough. No. - No.
更高的等级? Higher level?
天啊 菜鸟 Good Lord, rook.
看到了吗 See?
-哦 -那是我的等级 - Oh. - That's mine.
这是你的等级 And that's yours.
怎么 这是最高的等级还是最低的 Oh... What, is one the best or the worst?
从数值上看 没有比这更低的等级了 There is literally nothing lower.
那么 我怎样才能达到更高的等级呢 Well, how do I get to a higher level?
-真的想吗 -真的 - Really? - Really.
-得获得一些东西 -好的 - You know, get stuff. - Yeah.
-你在开玩笑吗 -好吧 - Are you kidding me right now? - Okay.
-要获得经验 还有枪 -是的 - Experience, guns... - Yeah.
-把它放下 -嗯 嗯 - Put that down. - Uh-huh.
还有钱 这里是自由之城 Money. This is Free City.
你可以抢劫商店 劫车 You could rob a store, carjack someone,
还可以一拳打在行人的脸上 你会搞明白该怎么做的 punch a pedestrian in the face. You'll figure it out.
哦 我从来不会伤害无辜的人 Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.
嗯 你这个说法我倒是第一次听说 Hmm. I've got to admit that is kind of refreshing.
有时我甚至都忘了 并不是在这里遇到的每个人都是反社会的男孩 Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child.
谢谢 Thank you.
等等 但是世界并没有那么糟糕 不是吗 Wait. But the world isn't that bad though, is it?
这话真凄凉啊 Oh! It's pretty bleak.
如果你见过这个世界的主宰 你就明白了 If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree.
你是说上帝吗 你见过上帝吗 Are we talking about God? You've met God?
上帝是不是很混蛋 And he's a dick?
他叫安特万 当然 他绝对是个巨魔 His name's Antwan, and yes, he's an absolute troll.
巨魔真的存在吗 Trolls exist?
听着 我不知道有没有人这么做 Look, I don't know if anybody does it,
但是你也可以通过做一个好人来增加经验点 but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy.
-像个英雄一样 -哦 放松点 - Like a hero. - Ooh. Easy, tiger.
如果你不想开枪 你可以偷他们的枪 If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns.
反正都可以提升你的等级 All that shit makes your level go up.
去做个好人吧 Go be the good guy.
好吧 不对 我要做个非常好的人 Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy.
好吧 好好享受你的童贞吧 Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.
你走吧 Off you go.
好吧 等等 我怎么知道我已经升级到足够高的等级了呢 Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've leveled up enough?
-呃 超过100级 然后我们就可以接着聊 -哇 - Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk. - Whoa.
-那再见吧 -那可比1级高了不少啊 - Bye now. - That's so much more than one.
-差了99级 -再见吧 - It's like 99 more... - Bye now.
好吧 Okay.
嗨 Hi.
谢谢 盖 Thanks, Guy.
你好 盖, 您的当前余额为：
早上好 元宝 Good morning, Goldie.
早上好 元宝 Good fucking morning, Goldie.
我要告诉你们三个字 蓝衫男 I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy.
自由城强人病毒般存在
蓝衫男正在疯狂升级 并以创纪录的速度一直扮演英雄角色 BSG is leveling up and at a record pace by playing the hero.
全世界的人都在问 "这家伙到底是谁" It's got people all over the world asking, "Just who is this guy?"
我不知道这家伙是谁 但他的技术比所有这些玩家都强 I don't know who this guy is, but he's out-skilling all these players.
他来了 干掉蜂蜡 And here he is, taking out Beefoven,
来自拉格纳罗克族的102级玩家 a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok.
胡扯吧 这家伙是谁啊 This is bullshit. Who is this guy?
我不知道 但他很强 I don't know, but he's good.
是的 他很强 看起来像个NPC一样 Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC
而且他跑来跑去 以疯狂的速度升级 but he's running around, leveling up crazy fast
还一直在里面当好人 by being the freaking good guy.
"电子游戏自由之城中有五花八门的角色 "This colorful character in the video game Free City
"但一直以来 他都在里面扮演一个好人 这让人目瞪口呆" "has been turning heads by being the good guy."
-派珀 -蓝衫男到底是谁 - Piper. - Who is Blue Shirt Guy?
你说得太对了 You're absolutely right.
蓝衬衫男 他或她到底是谁 Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed?
有一种风靡全球的时尚俘获了孩子们的心—蓝衫男 There's a worldwide craze that has captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!
你好啊 希纳塔 Hello, Hinata.
你的衣服真棒 You have a great outfit.
我不会祝你们今天开心... Don't have a good day...
我会祝你们今天超级开心 Have a GREAT day!
太棒了 Crazy awesome!!!
好吧 好吧 看看今天谁来上班了啊 Well, well, well. Look who decided to come to work today, huh?
你去哪里了 我一直很担心你 Look, where have you been? I've been worried sick about you...
这件衬衫是什么 What is this shirt?
你的衣领在哪里 其他的纽扣在哪里 Where's your collar at? Where's the rest of the buttons?
而且衬衫也没塞进裤子里去 你看起来很邋遢 And it's not tucked in. You look sloppy.
你看起来糟透了 你还练了一些肌肉吗 Matter of fact, you look horrible. Did you pick up some muscles, too?
是谁鼓动你这样做的吗 Or is somebody outside pumping you up?
很抱歉我最近没在你身边 巴德 I'm sorry that I haven't been around, Bud.
我一直在想一些事情 I've been figuring some stuff out.
你这话是什么意思 你有什么好想的 Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"? It is nothing to figure out.
你上床睡觉 然后醒来 Okay? You go to bed, you wake up,
先喝杯咖啡 然后再来上班 you get some coffee, then you come to work.
然后你明天再重复同样的事情 And then you repeat the same thing tomorrow.
-那个女孩 -哦 我的天啊 - The girl. - Oh, my God.
我跟她谈过了 我跟她谈过了 I talked to her. I talked to her.
-戴墨镜的那个? -墨镜 对 - The one with the sunglasses? - The sunglasses, yes!
我和一个戴墨镜的人聊过天了 I talked to one of the sunglass people
现在我也是戴墨镜的人中的一员了 and now I'm one of the sunglass people.
我 Me.
所有人都赶紧趴在地上 Everybody down on the ground!
你太性感了 You're so hot.
如果我能告诉你 你可以生活的更有滋有味呢 What if I could tell you that you could be more?
你的生活会更充实 Your life could be fuller.
你可以自由地做出你自己的决定 做你自己的选择 That you're free to make your own decisions. Your own choices.
哟 笨蛋 Yo, dumbass.
我们正忙着谈事呢 We are in the middle of something.
呃... Uh...
-那是我的枪 -安静点 - That's my gun. - Quiet time.
这些家伙改变了我的生活 他们也可以改变你的 These puppies changed my life. And they're gonna change yours, too.
得了吧 你知道我们不戴墨镜的 Come on now, you know we don't wear sunglasses.
我们现在可以戴了 We do now.
现在这个归我了 Mine now.
平视显示器停用
你在逗我吗 Are you kidding me?
-戴上吧 -不 - Put 'em on. - No.
生活并不是我们原有的那样 懂吗 Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us. All right?
只要戴上眼镜 你就会看到 Just put the glasses on and you're gonna see.
你会看到的 You're gonna see.
来吧 Come on.
我做不到 好吗 I can't, okay?
对不起 I'm sorry.
我要留着这个 混蛋 I'm keeping these, asshole mouth.
现在给我滚出去 去当个好人吧 Now get out of here. Go be nicer.
快走 赶紧走 Beat it. Go, go, go.
不要走 用跑的 Don't walk, run.
而你呢... And you...
啊 Ugh.
抱歉 Sorry.
嗯 你可以做得比那家伙好得多 Um, you could do so much better than that guy.
你可以和一个好人在一起 You could be with, like, a good guy.
也许我不需要和任何男人在一起 Or maybe I don't have to be with any guy.
是吗 当然了 大多数男人都很糟糕 Right? Exactly. Most of them are awful.
-的确如此 -太可怕了 - They really are. - Terrible.
是啊 想做什么就做什么吧 Yeah, do whatever you wanna do.
你是我最好的朋友 巴迪 You're my best friend, Buddy.
而且你也不用害怕 And you don't have to be scared.
如果你改主意了 随时找我 If you change your mind, I'll be around.
凯斯 我们的蓝衫男无处不在 Yo, Keys, our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.
我知道 I know.
这家伙到底是谁啊 Who is this guy?
米莉 我得跟你谈谈！尽快!!! 拜托了！！！ 我们的证据就在那个储藏室里 我一个人做不到 我试过了
我到了 I'm here.
真的很感激 凯斯 I really appreciate this, Keys.
好吧 我只想说清楚 Okay. Just to be clear,
我现在要做的就是把门打开 all I'm doing right now is opening the door.
如果这段视频真的证明安特万非法重复使用了我们的代码 If this clip really does prove that Antwan reused our code illegally,
你去找到之后 就马上离开 go find it and get out.
玩家在市中心做珠宝店的任务 Player's doing the jewelry store mission in midtown.
你有5分钟的时间 That gives you 5 minutes.
行动吧 And go.
凯斯 你真他妈是个天才 Keys, you're a goddamn genius.
真的吗 Really?
我现在正坐在马桶上 偷用户的密码 I'm sitting on the toilet right now, stealing user codes,
所以我并不是很喜欢你的夸奖 so I don't exactly feel like one.
哦 你从来没有这样过 Oh, you never have.
好在我更了解 Good thing I know better.
好的 您要查找的片段应该在您左侧的墙上 All right. The clip you're looking for should be on the wall to your left.
-谢谢你的协助 -你去拿吧 - Thanks for the assist. - You got it.
我希望里面有您要找的证据 I hope it has the proof you're looking for.
任务 56 回放需要玩家休息室查看控制台
凯斯 我需要你的帮助 Keys! I need your help!
他在那个地方设置了诱杀装置和触发点 He's got that place booby-trapped with spawn points.
米莉 我帮不了你 Millie, I can't help you.
蓝衫男? Blue Shirt Guy?
这是辆亨利 这很酷吗 感觉真的很酷 It's a Henley. Was that cool? It felt really cool.
你看起来真的很漂亮 哇 这房子也真漂亮 You look really pretty. Wow, this house is so nice.
你在这里干嘛 What are you doing here?
我试着偷一段视频剪辑 现在我们要做的就是别死 I was trying to steal a video clip, now we're trying not to die.
你在跟谁说话 Who are you talking to?
你知道的 就是那个穿NPC皮肤的人 You know, that player in the NPC skin.
米莉 那房子里没有其他玩家 Millie, there are no other players in that house.
把我的手弄痛了 That actually hurt my hand.
趴下 Get down!
对不起 哦 天哪 I'm sorry! Oh, God!
干的漂亮 We're doing great.
哇 Wow!
我们该走了 We should definitely go!
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
-你口袋里有一把格洛克手枪吗 -没有 - Is that a Glock in your pocket? - No.
-什么 -有两把格洛克手枪 - What? - It's two Glocks.
我想这东西不能飞吧 I don't suppose this thing can fly.
不能 No.
跳吧 Jump.
耗子 安特万来了
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哦 见鬼 Oh, shit.
早上好 小羊羔 Good morning, sheeple!
哦 你被解雇了 Oh, you are fired.
有些人担心血腥僵尸 零售商不会销售这款游戏 There is some concern with the bloody zombies, retailers won't carry the game.
砍掉吧 不要了 不能发生这种事 下一个 Cut it. It's out. Never even happened. Next.
是你的律师 他们需要拿到你的证词 It's your lawyers. They need to get your deposition...
是哪一起诉讼 Speak. Which lawsuit are we talking about?
米莉 米莉·拉斯克? 不用在意 Millie, Millie Rusk? No sweat.
她胜诉不了的 That will never see the inside of a courtroom...
因为她没有证据 而她的前搭档现在在为我工作 because she's got no proof and her ex-partner works for me.
我们现在是最棒的 We're golden.
安特万 嘿 你看起来真帅 Antwan, hey. You look great.
我还以为你还在《燃烧人》 项目呢 Uh, I thought you were still at Burning Man.
哦 我看起来像还在《燃烧人》项目吗 Oh, does it look like I'm still at Burning Man?
你 你 你... You, you, you...
别说了 闭上你满脸胡子的嘴 听我说 No. So, shut your stupid, bearded face and listen.
听说游戏里有个看起来像NPC的混蛋跑来跑去了吗 You heard about the asshole running around in the game who looks like an NPC?
是啊 是啊 我们叫他蓝衫男 我们会除掉他的 Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy. But we're gonna get rid of him.
别除掉他啊 人们喜欢他 社交媒体上到处都是 Don't get rid of him. People like him. It's all over social media. No.
事实上 知道我要做什么吗 我将在自由之城2中使用这款皮肤 In fact, know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2.
哦 书呆子们 我们要对蓝衫男做些升级 好吗 Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?
改一下 把他变成杀手什么的 'Roid him out. Make him a hitman or something.
安特万 我们移植自由之城1皮肤的进度严重滞后了 Antwan, we're already way behind porting over the skins from Free City 1.
皮肤? 这 一点不用担心 Skins? Don't even worry about that.
反正在自由之城2中也用不了了 They won't be usable in Free City 2.
安特万 你之前告诉粉丝们... Antwan, you told the fans...
自由城市2可以兼容的 广告已经推广出去了 Free City 2 is backwards compatible. It was in the commercial.
你说续作里会安排同样的角色 You said there'd be the same characters in the sequel.
嗯 是这样的 我那时候是骗人的 Well, here's the thing. When I said that, I was lying.
听着 安特万 这个游戏已经比以往任何时候都更令人讨厌了 Listen, Antwan, the game is already buggier than ever.
我收到了一堆用户投诉 数不胜数 I got a stack of user complaints, like a mile high.
听着 我知道这很糟糕 Look, I know it sucks.
但是IP识别是非常困难的 对吗 所以根本不用担心 But the IP recognition is rock hard. Okay? So don't even worry about it.
我是说 我们可以做一个原创游戏 I'm just saying, we could make an original game.
什么 What?
原创吗 既然我可以做续作我为什么还要做原创 Make an original? Why would I do that when I could make a sequel?
续作 A sequel.
做续作能解决那些问题吗 So we can make it better?
人们就喜欢大IP 喜欢续作 IPs and sequels, that is the thing that people want.
-我问你一个问题 -好的 - Let me ask you a question. - Okay.
你喜欢肯德基炸鸡 对吧 You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?
-嗯 嗯 -不喜欢 - Mmm-hmm. - No.
如果你喜欢肯德基 而我做的是肯德基 If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,
我知道你喜欢肯德基炸鸡 and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
如果你喜欢肯德基 我难道还要开另一家店 why would I make another restaurant called,
起名叫“肯火鸡”吗 uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
-对不对 这没必要啊 伙计 -嗯嗯 没必要 - Okay? Makes no sense, homie. - Mmm-hmm. No sense.
我要给你提供什么 续作 肯德基炸鸡2.0 What am I gonna give you? A sequel. Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two.
嗯 能旗鼓相当就行 Uh, yum. Drop the deuce on him.
来吧 过来 Come on. Come here. Come here.
我不想让你有压力 I don't want you to stress
尤其是你还有这一头光彩夺目的头发 that glorious shampoo commercial head of yours about it.
自由之城2将会非常精彩 Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious.
那不是随便说说 That's not a word.
你确定你不想升到编程部门吗 You sure you don't wanna bump up to programming?
我知道你在这方面很擅长 I know you got the brains for it.
不用了 谢谢 我在这里很好 No thanks. I'm good right where I am.
那就好 怕升迁 我能感同身受 Love it. Fear of flying. Can't say I can relate.
不过 只要不用涨薪我都无所谓 But all good with me if I don't have to pay you more.
安特万 走咯 Antwan out.
这家伙是谁啊 Who is this guy?
我采纳了你的建议 I took your advice.
我升级了 I leveled up.
真厉害 Impressive.
你为什么要做这些 Why are you doing all of this?
你知道吗 我觉得我被困住了 You know, I guess I felt... trapped.
被我的生活困住了 You know, in my life.
我觉得就像是... I just felt so...
卡住了 Stuck.
嗯 然后我看到了你 Yeah. And then I saw you.
然后我看到了你 Then I saw you.
你是谁 Who are you?
我是盖 I'm Guy.
不 你到底是谁 No, who are you really?
就是盖啊 Still Guy.
所有这一切 升级得如此之快 All of this, leveling up so fast.
向全世界竖起中指 Giving this whole world the finger.
你是怎么做到的 How are you pulling this off?
我从来没有对任何人竖起过手指 I've never given anyone any of my fingers.
你在索纳米工作 是吗 You work at Soonami, don't you?
-不 -你肯定有内幕消息 - No. - You've got an inside track.
-我在银行工作 -好吧 银行 - I work at the bank. - Right. The bank.
所以 你就是个碰巧在银行工作的厉害的黑客 So, you're just this incredible hacker who happens to work at the bank.
是的 我在银行工作 Yes, I work at the bank.
你的皮肤是从哪里弄来的 Where did you get that skin?
我生来就有啊 It's always sort of been there.
为什么人们总是问我这个问题 Why do people keep asking me that question?
我不知道 他们为什么这么问 I don't know, why do they?
不 不 我也不知道 我... No, no. Not doing that. I...
现在到底什么情况 What's happening right now?
我不知道 但我不会买它 I don't know, but I don't buy it.
不 No.
-好吧 不说这个了 -好的 好的 - Okay, fine. I'll forget it. - Fine. Good.
-我不再追究 -好的 - I'll let it go. - Yes.
太棒了 Great.
我想 我们都有自己的秘密 We all have our secrets, I guess.
是的 没错 Yes, we do.
嘿 Hey.
你喜欢吃冰激凌吗 Do you like ice cream?
我真不敢相信我从来没来过这里 I can't believe I've never been here.
嗯 这算是个秘密 Well, it's sort of a secret.
我和我的朋友巴迪总是来这里 这里安静又安全 That's why me and my buddy, Buddy, always come here. It's quiet and safe.
这倒是 Yeah, it makes sense.
这里没有任务 No missions here.
哦 你一定要尝尝这个 你会觉得我疯了 Oh, you gotta try this. You're gonna think I'm crazy.
这是全世界我最喜欢的口味 This is my favorite flavor in the whole world.
请给我们两份普通的就行 We'll take two of the usual, please.
没问题 盖 You got it, Guy.
这是泡泡糖的味道 It's bubble gum flavor.
你认为我疯了 是吗 You think I'm crazy, don't you?
盖… 滚出我的脑洞!我喜欢泡泡糖冰淇淋 Guy... Get out of my brain hole! I love bubble gum ice cream.
不 你没有 你是在取笑我吗？ No, you don't. Are you making fun of me right now？
不 没人喜欢泡泡糖冰淇淋 No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream.
不 我喜欢啊 No, I do.
我失恋了就会吃这个 I had a relationship end over bubble gum ice cream.
不是吧 给 好的 No way. Here. Yeah.
干杯 干杯 Cheers. Cheers.
嗯 Mmm.
味道很棒吧 How good is that?
你能尝到吗 You can taste it?
味道吗 就像我的舌头开了花 Taste it？ It's like my tongue had a baby with a sunrise.
嗯哼 嗯 Mmmhmm? Mmm.
咖啡曾经是我最喜欢的食物 Coffee used to be my favorite food,
但是和这个相比 简直是天壤之别 but compared to this, it tastes like liquid suffering.
怎么了 What?
没什么 你真有趣 Nothing. You're funny.
我吗？ 是的 I am? Yeah.
有些怪诞 Weird funny.
但合我的口味 But that's kind of my speed.
怪诞 也合我的口味 Weird funny, that's totally my speed, too.
-太好了 -对了 我还知道一个笑话 -Great. -Yeah. I know a joke.
一个相当有趣的笑话 你想听吗 A weird funny joke. You wanna hear it?
-请吧 -好的 -Please. -Okay.
一个同性恋者和一个坐在轮椅上的瘸子试图谋杀一个小孩子 A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair are trying to murder a very small child...
-瘸子对同性恋说 -哇 停下 停下 - The cripple says to the homosexual... - Whoa. Stop, stop.
停 你从哪儿听说的 Stop! Where did you hear that？
一起抢劫案 持枪歹徒把这件事告诉了司机 A robbery. The gunman told it to the driver
他觉得这很好笑 所以我把它背下来告诉了所有人 who thought it was hilarious, so I memorized it and told everyone.
提个忠告 Word of advice？
不要抄袭自由之城巨魔的笑话 Don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City.
巨魔 Trolls?
那是个秋千吗 Is that a swing set?
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天啊… Holy…
好吧 这太奇怪了 Okay, this is too weird.
复古玛丽亚 泡泡糖冰淇淋 然后又荡秋千? Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream, and now swings?
这太奇怪了 我也觉得 This is too weird. I thought the same thing, too.
我也这样觉得 I thought the same thing.
当我很小的时候 我很喜欢荡秋千 When I was younger, I was obsessed with swings.
我的童年… Growing up in my family, it was…
你不会想听的 You don't wanna hear this. No.
噢 我什么都想听 Oh, I wanna hear everything.
在我的家庭中长大 这还不够好 Growing up in my family, it wasn't good enough to be great.
你必须赢 你知道的那种压力 You had to win, and that pressure, you know,
那是常态 it was just constant.
但是当我在后院荡那个小秋千的时候 But when I was in the backyard on that little swing…
你知道吗 在那一刻 You know that moment,
在荡起与回落的那一刻 that split second between rising and falling,
当你享受那种失重感的时候 你会感觉你是自由的 when you're totally weightless, it feels like you're free.
像坠入爱河 In love.
感觉是自由的 你说的 嗯 Free. What you said. Yeah.
我很想吻你 这是不是很奇怪 I really wanna kiss you. Is that weird?
你想吻我吗 You want to kiss me?
我... I...
太想吻你了 wanna kiss you so badly.
你想狠狠的吻我吗 You want to kiss me badly?
-不 -不吗 -No! -No?
不 不 不 我想温情地吻你 No, no, no, no, no. I wanna kiss you well.
我是说 我真是个白痴 I mean, I'm an idiot,
所以我有时会像个自痴一样说话 so I say things like an idiot sometimes.
不 没有 没有 No, you're not. You're not.
我是说 嗯 I mean, um,
呃 如果你知道怎么吻 那就吻吧 uh, if you know how to, go for it.
我知道该怎么吻 I know how.
好的 Okay.
开始了 Here it goes.
那比冰激凌味道好多了 That was so much better than ice cream.
哇哦 Whoa!
我想有人在敲门 I think someone's at the door.
那就 I'll say.
嗯 这真是太棒了 Well, this was great.
好的 好的 有缘再见吧 好吗 Yeah, it was. Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah?
嗯 一定 Yes. Definitely.
也许在现实世界里见 Maybe in the real world.
什么 What?
嗯 是啊 是啊 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-好的 再见 -好的 -Okay. Bye. -Okay.
再见 莫洛托夫 Bye, Molotov.
嘿 我的真名是米莉 Hey… my real name is Millie.
我的真名仍然是盖 My real name continues to be Guy.
米莉 开门 米莉 是我 是凯斯 开门 赶快 Millie, open up! Millie, it's me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
米莉 是我 开门 Millie! It's me, open up!
什么 你是对的 What? You were right.
你是对的 哦 接着说 You were right. Oh, come on in.
你是对的 我们的代码 的确在自由之城 You were right. Our code, it is in Free City
还有 米莉 起作用了 and, Millie, it works.
是啊 我知道 但我们没有证据 Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof.
暂时忘了这件事吧 Just forget about that for one second.
我是说我们的游戏《生活本身》 I'm saying that our game, Life Itself,
里面的角色会成长 改变 会越来越真实 where characters would grow and change and feel real…
是吗 起作用了 Yeah? … worked.
凯斯 人工智能起作用了 Keys. The AI worked.
这就是为什么自由之城如此逼真 为什么人们如此喜爱它的原因 It's the reason why Free City is so realistic and people love it so much.
当然 虽然看起来也不一样 And of course it doesn't look the same.
这里面没有瀑布 没有蝴蝶和独角兽 There's no waterfalls, there's no butterflies and unicorns,
所有的角色都有不同的皮肤 他们当然不会弄成一样的 all the characters have different skins. Of course they do.
但游戏中的底层代码是相同的 那是我们的代码 But the underlying code in the game is the same. Our code.
盖 我是说 他进化的 And Guy, I mean, he has evolved way further
甚至超出了我们的想象 than we thought was even possible.
等等 你是说那个穿NPC皮肤的黑客吗 Wait, are you talking about the hacker in the NPC skin?
米莉 我说的是蓝衫男… Millie, I'm talking about the fact that Blue Shirt Guy…
是吗 Yeah?
他不是一个玩家 … is not a player.
他是一个认为自己是活人的算法 He is an algorithm who thinks he's alive.
我是说 见鬼 严格来说 他已经活了 I mean, hell, technically, he is alive.
他是第一个真正的人工智能 He is the first real artificial intelligence.
-不 不可能 -我知道 -No! No. -I know.
-不 不 不 -是真的 是真的 -No, no, no. -Yeah, yeah.
-盖 我的那个盖吗 -盖 -Guy? My Guy? -Guy.
-那… -你的盖? -One who has been… -Your Guy?
-天啊… -这是一件好事 -Holy… -This is a good thing.
不 糟透了 No, it's really bad.
米莉 他的代码 已经是原有大小的几千倍 Millie, his code, it's thousands of times the size it should be.
我们做到了 小米莉 We did it, Mills.
我们做到了 我们想要创造的一切 都实现了 We did it. Everything that we wanted to create, it actually happened.
好吧 你知道NPC也有私生活吗 Okay? Did you know that the NPCs have private lives?
其中一位咖啡师通过反复试验学会了如何做卡布奇诺 One of the baristas learned how to make a cappuccino through trial and error.
我是说 那真的很难 我甚至自己都不会做 I mean, that's really difficult. I can't even do that.
我早上甚至连自己的燕麦奶都泡不出泡沫 I can't even froth my own oat milk in the morning.
而游戏中的巴姆谢尔这个角色 And the Bombshell character in the game
甚至写了一本回忆录 用以批判 wrote a memoir that's a searing indictment
性别歧视 批判父权制 of gender roles, the patriarchy…
尽管内容有点说教 但总体来说还是相当不错 It's a little preachy in parts, but overall, it's pretty good.
米莉 我们得庆祝一下 Millie, we have to celebrate!
-不 这不可能 -你在说什么 -No, this can't be happening. -What are you talking about?
-这就是我们一直所努力的 -不 我让他吻了我 -This is what we've been working for! -No, I let him kiss me!
所以 是的 So, yeah.
抱歉 等等 你让谁吻你了 I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you?
盖 Guy.
盖? Guy?
就像是我第一次吻了一个人畜无害的男人一样 The first time I kiss a nontoxic guy in like forever
而他甚至不是真人 and of course he's not even real!
呃 那上面没有亲吻的按键 Uh, there's not a button for that.
-好吧 -是的 - Okay. - Yeah.
-我真是 我太困惑了 -为什么这么热 - I am... I'm so confused. - Why is it so hot?
而且我非常好奇 And surprisingly curious.
你让一个人工智能 You let an artificially intelligent
-一个电子游戏的角色吻了你? -哦 好的 - video game character kiss you? - Oh, okay,
-你能不能别再这么说了 -然后你觉得那会是... -can you just stop saying it like that? -And then you thought that would be...
因为你得见见他 凯斯 Because you have got to meet him, Keys.
他很有趣 很可爱 而且很帅 He's funny, and he's sweet, and he's so handsome.
哦 天哪 我终于说出来了 Oh, my God, now I'm saying it out loud.
而且 米莉 好好想想 他才四岁 Also, Millie, food for thought, he's like four.
-真的吗 你非要说这些吗 -真的 - Really? You're gonna do that? - Really.
哇 你刚才说的太吓人了 Wow, you just made that really creepy.
米莉 把这些都放在一边 不管是不是很奇怪 如果人们知道了这件事 Millie, put all that aside. Weird or not, when people find out about this,
你可能会赢得诺贝尔奖 哦 天哪 you could win a Nobel Prize. Oh, God.
什么 What?
哦 天哪 如果他们看到这个 Oh, my God, if they see this...
-什么 怎么了 -哦 - What? What is it? - Oh!
安特万啊 还能有谁 Antwan. What else?
他撒了谎 他谎称使用上了我们的代码 He's lying. He lied about using our code,
他一直在撒谎说这个游戏是向后兼容的 he's been lying about the game being backwards compatible.
我认为他在 "自由之城1" 的问题上撒了谎 I think he's lying about Free City 1.
你说什么呢 What are you talking about?
看 你看 这里没有任何任务 也没有任何地点 Look. You see? There's not one mission, not one location...
我的意思是 这里连自由之城1中的一个角色都没有 I mean, there's not even a single character from Free City 1 on here.
自由之城2不是最新版本 Free City 2 is not an update...
-而是个替代品 -没错 - It's a replacement. - Exactly.
所以当自由之城2周一上映时 So when Free City 2 launches on Monday...
蓝衫男 所有的证据 包括我们的代码 一切都将被删除 Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code, everything will be deleted.
他不能这么做 He can't do that.
我是说 我们现在面对的是有着自我意识的人工智能 这太疯狂了 I mean, this is artificial life we're dealing with. I mean, that's insane.
我们完蛋了 We're screwed.
也许不会 Maybe not.
如果我们能在游戏中找到我们最初的版本 If we can find our original build in the game,
这就能证明安特万在没有正当许可的情况下使用了我们的代码 it'll prove that Antwan used our code without properly licensing it.
我们必须要在自由之城2推出之前找到它 And we just have to find it before Free City 2 launches.
我们还有48小时 We have 48 hours.
我找过了 凯斯 你知道的 I've looked, Keys. You know I have.
我知道你找过了 I know you have.
但现在我们都知道蓝衫男的事了 But now that we both know about Blue Shirt Guy,
也许他能帮上忙 maybe he can help?
那就意味着我得告诉他 That would mean I'd have to tell him.
米莉 续作一推出他就将不复存在了 Millie, he's not gonna exist once the sequel launches.
他的整个世界就要毁灭了 His whole world's about to end.
你不觉得他会想要一个拯救它的机会吗 Don't you think he'd want a chance to save it?
-给你 -谢谢你 - Here you go. - Thank you.
-不客气 -盖 - You got it. - Guy?
盖 我们得谈谈 Guy, we need to talk.
你的声音怎么了 你的澳大利亚口音呢 What's going on with your voice? Where's your Australian accent?
我是英国人 British.
我想我一看到澳大利亚口音就知道了 I think I know an Australian accent when I see one.
我把变声器关掉了 I turned off the accent filter.
这就是我 This is me.
好的 Good.
听着 我得告诉你一件非常重要的事 Look, I have to tell you something really important.
你结婚了吗 Are you married?
没有 No.
哦 上帝 Oh, God.
那才是有史以来最糟糕的事情 That would have been like the worst thing ever.
也许那不是最糟糕的事 Maybe not the worst thing.
我要给你看点东西 I have to show you something.
好吧 Okay.
哇 Wow!
我一直在想这里装的是什么 I always wondered what was in here.
观看杀戮时刻 Tune in to the Kill Cam
了解更多今日亮点 for more of today's highlights
自由城每一个血腥 弹痕累累的角落 of every bloody, bullet-ridden corner of Free City.
有人看到我的猫了吗 Has anyone seen my cat?
嘿 那是菲利斯 她总是弄丢她的猫 Hey, that's Phyllis. She's always losing her cats.
那是乔 他是我的朋友 我认识那个人 And there's Joe! He's my friend, I know that guy.
我还是不明白 这是什么地方 I don't get it. What is this place?
不知道该怎么跟你说 但这座城市是一场游戏 There is no easy way to say this, but this city is a game.
这么说不就简单明了了吗 我知道这是场游戏 There's no easy way to say this, I know it's a game.
而且是你教我玩的 You taught me how to play it. Boop-boop.
是的 你说得对 是我教的 Yes, you're right, I did.
但这不是像一场游戏 这实际上就是一场游戏 But it's not just that it's like a game. It is a game.
这是一款电子游戏 仅此而已 It's a video game. And that's all it is.
这么说整个世界都是一场游戏? So the entire world is a game?
是的 Yes.
我们都只是游戏中的玩家吗 And we're all just players in the game?
不完全是 Not exactly.
我是个玩家 I'm a player.
这里所有的人都是玩家 我们生活在真实的世界里 All these people here are players. We live in the real world.
但你只存在于这里 But you only exist here.
这就是为什么你永远不能离开自由之城 It's why you can never leave Free City.
你就是我们所说的NPC You're what we call an NPC.
NPC NPC.
警察和那个大兔子 The policeman and the muscular bunny rabbit,
他们也这么叫我 什么是NPC they called me that. What is an NPC?
-我们 -看看吧 - Let's take... - Just watch.
再看一眼排行榜 ...another look at that leaderboard.
所有人都趴在地上 Everybody get down on the ground!
别逞英雄 Nobody try to be a hero.
很快就会结束 This will all be over soon.
我不明白 I don't understand.
你是一个非玩家角色 You're a non-player character.
-不 -只是一个背景人物 - Non... - A background person.
是人们设计来为真人增添乐趣的 Someone designed to make the game more fun for real people.
等等 等一下 停一下 Wait, hold on a second. Just stop for a second.
我想确认一下我理解的对不对 I wanna make sure I'm getting this straight.
我想彻底搞清楚 I just wanna fully understand here.
这么说 我是假的? So, I'm fake?
整个世界都是假的? 我甚至连主角都算不上 The entire world is fake? I'm not even a main character,
只是个在幕后的白痴? I'm just this idiot who's in the background?
米莉 你为什么要说这个 我爱你 Millie, why are you even saying this? I love you.
你喜欢我只是因为这份情感在你的程序里 You only think that because it's in your programming.
盖 我需要你听我说 Guy, I need you to listen to me.
再过两天 游戏就要停服了 In two days, the game is gonna shut down. For good.
当这部续作推出时 这儿的整个城市 When this sequel launches, this whole city,
你 包括这里所有非玩家的人 you, all the people in it who aren't players,
他们会永远消失 你得听我说 they'll be gone forever. You need to listen.
在我的一生中 我一直感觉我是非同凡响的 My whole life, I felt like there had to be something more.
然后我看到了你 And then I saw you.
我知道我是对的 我是对的 And I knew I was right. I was right!
有那么一秒钟 我感觉棒极了 And for a second, I felt amazing.
-我知道 -你不知道 - I know. - Except you don't know.
因为我们不一样 Because we're not the same.
你不是这么说的吗 这是你的原话啊 Isn't that what you said? You said that.
我们不一样 We're not the same.
你是真实的 You're real.
那我是什么 我是什么 And I'm what? I'm what?
你不是 You're not.
嗯 我可能不是真的 但是有那么一秒钟... Well, I may not be real, but for a second there...
我觉得自己很有活力 I felt pretty alive.
都是骗人的 It's all a lie!
周五之前把季度报告放在我桌上 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday.
季度报告 天哪 多具体的商业术语啊 Quarterly reports. My, what specific business lingo.
哇 大城市的生活 一点也不像 Wow. Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it.
它会粉碎你的灵魂 Until it crushes your soul.
有人看到我的猫了吗 有没有人看到我的... Has anyone seen my cat? Has anyone seen my...
你的猫? 不 菲利斯 我没见过 Your cats? No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.
但是有个一劳永逸的办法 把你那该死的门关好 But here's a revolutionary idea... close your goddamn door.
它们又不会一个接一个的叠罗汉 It's not like they're climbing on top of one another,
形成一个小猫塔 然后撬锁溜出去 forming a little kitty tower, and then jimmying the locks.
它们没有拇指 菲利斯 They don't have thumbs, Phyllis.
没有拇指 No thumbs!
你们还不明白吗 你们没有人明白吗 Don't you get it? Don't any of you get it?
这些都是假的 啥也不是 都是假的 我们没有存在的必要 None of this matters! None of it! It's fake! We don't matter!
那栋楼 是假的 这条街... That building, that's fake! This street...
是假的 It's fake!
那辆车... That car...
约翰尼警官 Officer Johnny!
祝你今天开心 盖 Have a good one, Guy.
哦 嘿 呃... Oh, hey, uh...
进来吧 Come in.
给你吧 Here you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
巴迪 Buddy,
如果你发现你不是真实存在的 你会怎么做 what would you do if you found out that you weren't real?
你是什么意思 What do you mean?
假设一下 Pretend with me.
好的 那么 Okay, so...
我可以假装我是鬼魂吗 Can I pretend I'm a ghost?
好的 Sure.
噢 那我要现在这个样子呢 还是要扮成我死的样子 Oh. Do I look like how I look like now? Or whenever I die?
就好比 我是不是应该穿着丧服 Like, do I have a funeral outfit on?
-在举行葬礼 -那不要紧 - This is kind of funeral... - Doesn't matter.
但就穿工作服吧 因为我打了领带 ...but even though it's a work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.
我们讨论的重点不在这 好吗 Let's move on from the concept, okay?
明白 Got it.
我不是鬼魂 太失望了 I'm not a ghost. I'm very disappointed,
-但我懂了 -好的 - but I get it. - Yeah.
我就是我 现在的我 我只是想帮助一个朋友 I'm me, who I am right now, and I'm just trying to help a friend.
我说 好吧 如果我不是真实存在的又能如何呢 I say, okay, so what if I'm not real?
什么叫 "又能如何?" I'm sorry. "So what?"
嗯 又能如何呢 Yeah. So what?
但如果你不是真的 But if you're not real,
这难道不意味着你所做的一切都毫无意义吗 doesn't that mean that nothing you do matters?
什么意思啊 听着 兄弟 我坐在这里 What does that mean? Look, brother, I am sitting here
和我最好的朋友一起试着帮他渡过难关 with my best friend, trying to help him get through a tough time.
对吗 即使我不是真实存在的 起码这一刻 我是真实的 Right? And even if I'm not real, this moment is.
此时此地 这一刻是真实的 Right here, right now. This moment is real.
我是说 还有什么比一个人试图帮助他们所爱的人更真实的呢 I mean, what's more real than a person tryin' to help someone they love?
如果这不是真实存在的 我不知道什么才是真的 Now, if that's not real, I don't know what is.
你认识其他保安吗 Do you know the other security guards?
我都认识啊 怎么了 I know 'em all. Why?
嘿 巴迪 Hey, Buddy...
我不会祝我们今天开心 let's not have a good day...
我要祝我们今天非常开心 let's have a great day.
盖 我们来这里做什么 Guy, what are we doin' here?
我们是来给我的朋友米莉找那个视频片段的 We're here to get a video clip for my friend Millie.
这看起来不吓人吗 Does this look intimidating?
我不知道 盖 你怎么找到这玩意儿的 I don't know, Guy. How do you hold this thing?
你有我想要的东西 You have something I want.
你得把它交出来 And you're gonna hand it over.
你怎么进来的 How'd you get in here?
放轻松 我认识你们的保安 Easy. I know your security guard.
吉米? Jimmy?
他的名字叫路易吉 His name is Luigi.
所以如果你花点时间记他的名字... So if you took some time to learn his name...
也许他不会这么快背叛你 maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick.
我需要一段视频片段 你得给我 I need a video clip, and you're gonna give it to me.
等等 你是不是... Wait a minute, are you...
你是蓝衫男吗 Are you Blue Shirt Guy?
是啊 也许吧 Yeah, maybe.
天啊 你是盖 你是蓝衫男 是你啊 Holy shit! You're Guy! You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!
-是的 -我爱你 - Yeah. - I love you.
-是吗 -我是说 - You do? - I mean...
我就像一个粉丝 你太棒了 I'm like a fan. You're awesome.
你想要什么尽管拿 You can have anything you want.
等等 等一下 Wait, hold on one second.
玩家们 听好了 我是雷文杰明· 巴顿 Gamers, listen up, this is Revenjamin Buttons here.
我和盖在一起 I'm here with Guy.
这个盖 他在我的藏身之处 他是来抢劫我的 The Guy, he's in my stash house, and he's here to rob me.
我能不能要一点... Can I get a little...
-什么纪念品之类的给我粉丝们 盖 -什么 - "what-what" for my followers, Guy? - What?
太棒了 好的 那么现在发生的情况是这样.... Perfect. All right, so what's happening is...
盖在找一个片段视频... Guy's looking for a clip...
关于我达到神秘等级的漫步的视频 showing a walkthrough I did to get to the secret level.
你在跟谁说话 Who are you talking to?
对不起 I'm sorry.
我在跟谁说话? 这真是一句经典的盖的台词 Who am I talking to? It's just such a classic Guy line.
对吗 Right?
你很棒 哦 不管怎样 You're good. Oh, anyway...
而你 你想和那个莫洛托夫小妞一起从我这里偷走它 And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick.
她叫米莉 Her name's Millie.
-是的 等等 是谁 -米莉 - Yeah. Wait, who? - Millie.
我觉得进展得很顺利 I think it's going really well.
我知道呀 这真的是我第一次把枪从枪套里拿出来 I know. This is literally the first time I took my gun out the holster.
是吗 Totally. Right?
盖 我本来想回滚记录 但故障已经修补好了 Guy, I tried to go back through, but the glitch is patched.
我再也没有找到它 And I never found it again.
所以我是唯一一个看到过另一边是什么的人 So I'm the only one that ever saw what was on the other side.
但都在这里了 看看吧 But it's all here, check it out.
事实上 这帅呆了 就像是一个完全不同的世界 It's pretty cool actually. It's like a whole other world.
-就是这个吗 这就是游戏片段吗 -对 就是这个 - This is it? This is the game clip? - Yeah, that's it.
你能为我做一件事吗 就一件 Can you do one, single, just one solid for me?
-就一件事 我不会再多要求 好吗 -好的 - One thing, I'll stop asking, okay? - Yeah.
只要说出我的口号就行了 Just say my catchphrase.
如果你这么说 我的观众会把香蕉奶油三明治弄得浑身都是 My viewers will just banana cream sandwich all over themselves if you say it.
我喜欢香蕉奶油三明治 I love banana cream sandwiches.
不是这种香蕉奶油三明治 Maybe not this banana cream sandwich.
是的 这种 Yeah, this one.
好的 太好了 好的 那就说 "你知道现在是什么时刻吗" Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say, "You know what time it is?"
-你知道现在是什么时刻吗 -你知道现在是什么时刻吗 - You know what time it is? - You know what time it is?
你知道现在是什么时刻吗 You know what time it is?
现在是犯罪时刻 宝贝 嗯 It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah.
现在是犯罪... It's crime o'cl...
但是 不 我不能这么说 那是... But, no, I can't say that. That's...
好吧 没事的 我自己说就好 Okay. It's all right. I'll say it myself.
-好吧 你知道现在是什么时刻吗 -不知道 - All right, you know what time it is? - No.
现在是犯罪...妈妈 It's crime o'cl... Mom!
妈妈 你是认真的吗... Mom! Are you serious with the...
非得现在用吸尘器吗 vacuum right now?
你真的要现在拖地吗 我正在说... You really have to do that here? I'm saying my...
我的口号呢 大家都在看呢 catchphrase! Everybody's watching!
-上帝啊 -你22岁了 - God! - You're 22,
还住在我的房子里 我家没有上帝 living in my house, there is no God!
抱歉 盖 Sorry, Guy.
谢谢你 巴顿先生 我们要走了 Thank you, Mr. Buttons. We're gonna go.
不 不 不 你必须杀了我 No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me.
-抱歉 你说什么 -你得杀了我 请杀了我吧 - I'm sorry, what? - You gotta kill me. Please kill me.
杀了我吧 老爹 杀了我 Give it to me, Daddy. Give it to me!
不 不要那样做 不要那样做 No. Please don't do that. Please don't do that.
我们不会伤害任何人的 我是个好人 We're not gonna hurt anybody. I'm a good guy.
什么 你说什么 What? What'd you say?
这话里有话啊 That's deep.
不 没有 No, it's not.
我能感觉到 很深邃 That's like I can taste you, deep.
我需要你的帮助 巴迪 我没有安全口令 I want your help, Buddy. I don't have the safeword.
我知道你想要什么 I know what you want.
我不想要 I don't want that.
不 你想要 Yeah, you do.
太近了 That's touching.
-太近了 -是的 - They're touching. - Yeah.
我知道你想要什么 I know what you want.
是的 我知道 Yes, I do.
你想看看自由之城的痒痒猫吗 You want a little bit of that Free City Itchy Kitty.
-不 -嗯 嗯 不 你想 - No. - Uh-huh. Yes, you do.
您的动作太恶心了 The way you move, it's almost dirty.
来个小小的萨诺斯手套舞怎么样 What about a little Thanos Glove...
转成萨诺斯啪啪啪? into a little bit of Thanos Snap?
-哦 看起来很疼 -是啊 有点 - Oh. That looked like it hurt. - Yeah, a little bit.
来段周圆驾车舞怎么样 A little Sunday Drive.
你这房子真漂亮 You have a beautiful home.
-蛇人舞呢 不行吗 不喜欢蛇人吗 -再见 巴顿先生 - Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man? - Bye, Mr. Buttons.
拜托 给我来段蛇舞 拜托 伙计 Come on, give me one snake! Just come on, man.
妈妈 别碰那只袜子 Mom! Do not touch that sock!
我向上帝发誓 如果你碰那只袜子 I swear to God, if you touch that sock...
你下半辈子就得去疗养院呆着了 you will be in therapy for the rest of your life!
不 那不是普通的袜子 快放下 No! That's my special sock! Put it down!
米莉 拜托 Millie, please.
请你从昏迷中醒来 Please wake up from your standing coma.
听着 我知道这个世界对你来说只是个游戏 Look, I know this world is just a game to you
你可来去自如 但对我来说... and you can come and go, but to me...
这个地方 这些人 就是我的全部 this place, these people, that's all I have.
如果我帮你可以拯救这儿 那我必须这么做 And if I can help you save it, I wanna do that...
但你得醒醒 拜托 but you gotta wake up, please.
米莉 我很抱歉 我当时离开了 Millie, I'm sorry for running away.
盖 Guy?
哦 太吓人了 太可怕了 Oh, that's so scary! It's just terrifying.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
我很抱歉 我很抱歉 听着 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Look,
你可能一开始就生活在幕后 但我也是 you may have started out living in the background, but so did I.
我们已经受够了 We're done with that.
我给你准备了一份礼物 I got you a present.
我没时间把它包起来 I didn't have time to wrap it.
什么 What?
他们说每年有超过10亿名NPC被杀害 They say over a billion NPCs are killed every year.
现在 我坦白说 那至少有50%是我的错 Now, I'm not gonna lie, that's at least 50% my fault.
我以前把所有次要角色都杀了个遍 I used to shoot all the secondary characters
因为那时候很无聊 你知道吗 when I was bored, you know?
然后 我会羞辱他们 And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit.
见鬼 谁知道这个蓝衫男是谁 Who the hell even knows who this Blue Shirt Guy is?
但我要告诉你 他让我想到了NPC But I'll tell you this, he's got me thinkin'
以及我是怎么玩这个游戏的 about NPCs and how I play the game.
这个游戏不是为这样的人设计的 不是为了让玩家成为一个好人 The game wasn't even made for someone like this, for a player to be a good guy.
他也是一个非常可爱的家伙 He's also a really cute guy.
不仅仅是脸 你知道的 真个人都很可爱 And not just the face, you know, like the whole thing.
老实说 这让我意识到... And, honestly, it's got me realizing...
也许我们对NPC的看法一直是错误的 maybe we've been thinking about NPCs wrong this whole time.
我认为蓝衫男就像一个符号 你知道吗 I think Blue Shirt Guy's like a symbol, you know?
就像 也许人们可以在里面随心所欲 Like, maybe people can be whatever they want.
他就像一个偶像 这个词对吗 He's like an icon. Is that the right word?
因为 他提醒了我们一切皆有可能 Like, he reminds us of what's possible.
还有 他简直性感到爆炸 Also, he's like crazy hot.
哦 天哪 真的是 我都迷上那一堆像素了 Oh, my God, totally. I'd hit those pixels hard.
我们都应该向蓝衫男学习 We should all be more like Blue Shirt Guy.
也许我们应该停止杀戮 Maybe we just stop the killing.
他死定了 听到了吗 He's dead! You hear me?
那个家伙 把他放出来 The guy, put him up here.
把他放在屏幕上 把他放到屏幕上 Put him up here on the screen. Put him on the screen.
让我见见他 他在这啊 Make me see him. There he is.
是 这就是他 那个小小的实干家 Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder.
我还以为你喜欢蓝衫男呢 I thought you liked Blue Shirt.
别跟我说话 Don't say words to me!
人们都忙着在Twitch和YouTube上看这个失败者 People are so busy watching this loser on Twitch and YouTube.
你们知道他们忘了做什么吗 伙计们 You know what they're not doing, guys?
忘了购买自由之城2 Buying Free City 2.
-预售直接下降16% -是60% - Pre-sales are down 16%. - 60.
60% 太糟糕了 60. That's bad.
哦 我们离推出还剩48小时 Oh, we are 48 hours from launch.
是啊 他像病毒一样扩散 Yeah, he's gone viral.
是啊 一种同时让我屁眼和蛋蛋都难受的病毒 Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass and ball cancer at the same time!
无可救药 Inoperable!
你知道吗 这个好人套路 You know, this whole good guy routine...
这是一个非常不好的影响 对特许经营权影响恶劣 it is a bad influence, and is bad for the franchise.
我要他滚蛋 我不管他是谁 把他踢出去 I want him gone. I don't care who it is, boot him.
你不能这么做 You can't.
哦 抱歉 你说什么 Oh, I'm sorry, what?
你不能这么做 You can't.
为什么不行 Why not?
因为他不是黑客 安特万 他是NPC Because he's not a hacker, Antwan. He's an NPC.
你难道是想告诉我 You're tryin' to tell me that all this shit
关于有自我意识的NPC的传言是真的吗 about a self-aware NPC is real?
嗯 我不知道是怎么回事 也不知道为什么 但他是真实的 Yeah. I don't know how or why, but he's real.
我该怎么办呢 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
好的 好的 好的 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
怎么办 怎么办 有了 What to do? What to do? Got it.
再来 And kip-up!
所以我们不能把他踢出游戏 So we can't kick him out of the game.
我们怎么重置他的Al算法呢 想想办法啊 各位 赶快 How do we reset his AI? Ideas, people. Come on.
快给我想办法 Hit me. Ideas.
您只需重新启动服务器即可 You could just reboot the server.
继续说 Keep talking.
如果我们重启服务器... If we reboot the server...
然后他就会变回一个普通的NPC then he's just gonna revert back to a regular non-player guy.
-然后就解决了 -安特万 - Solution. - Antwan.
安特万 你是要终止... Antwan, you're talking about terminating...
第一个被证实的 the first confirmed artificially intelligent
有着独立意识的人工智能吗 life-form right now, okay?
亲爱的 亲爱的 嘘 Honey, honey. Shush.
他让我赔钱了 He's losing me money.
所以我不在乎他是不是他妈的阿诺·施瓦辛格 So, I don't care if he's Arnold-Frickin'- Schwarzen-Vader.
终结他 重新启动 Terminate him. Reboot.
-这就去办 -你不能那样做 - On it. - You can't do that.
重新启动 Reboot!
他的身体真有表现力 He's very expressive with his body.
很明显 Clearly.
那是什么 What is that?
那边是一个全新的世界 It's a whole new world over there.
天堂之类的什么 Some kinda paradise and shit.
哦 天哪 就是这个 Oh, my God, that's it.
这是我们的原始版本 该版本证明我们的代码在游戏中 It's our original build and that build is proof our code is in the game.
你不知道我等这一刻多久了 You have no idea how long I've waited for this.
我见过这个地方 I've seen this place.
什么 What?
嗯 Yeah.
你是什么意思 你怎么可能见过它呢 What do you mean? How could you have possibly seen it?
数据丢失
米莉 米莉 Millie? Millie?
全黑了 自由之城离线了 We're dark. Free City is offline.
发生什么事了 What is happening?
自 由 之 城 离线
再见 蓝衫男 Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
自 由 之 城 重启中
没事了 快点 It's okay. Come on.
自 由 之 城 加载中
快点啊 Come on.
拜托 拜托 Come on, come on, come on.
早上好 元宝 Good morning, Goldie.
前方的枪声 Front of warm, dry gunfire...
与下午晚些时候的刺杀事件牵连在了一起 mixed with late afternoon stabbings...
在哪可能会让你再街上沾满无辜者的鲜血... could leave you in the streets wet with the blood of innocents...
星期二晚上早些时候 by early Tuesday night.
浅色烤肉和深色烤肉到底有什么不同 What really is the difference between a light roast and a dark roast?
没人知道 Nobody knows.
我不会祝你今天开心 我要祝你今天非常开心 Don't have a good day, have a great day.
盖 我们能谈谈吗 Guy, can we talk?
那个戴墨镜的女孩怎么知道你的名字 How does the sunglass girl know your name?
我不知道 继续走 I don't know. Keep walking.
拜托 盖 你认识我的 Come on, Guy! You know me.
你知道这个吧 You know this.
你说这个片段里显示了一个你以前见过的地方 You said this clip showed a place you'd seen before.
我需要知道在哪里 I need to know where.
数据已经被删除了 但它在你的脑海里 The data's been erased, but it's in your head.
试着想一想 这真的很重要 Please try to remember. This is really important.
拜托 盖 想一想 冰激凌 秋千 Please, Guy, think. The ice cream, the swings?
哦 我们盖喜欢荡秋手呢 Oh, my Guy loves swings.
在自由城港回公园 那里有一个很棒的秋千 At Free City Harbor Park, there's a great swing set there.
-你去过吗 -去过 - Have you been? - Yes.
我们吃了泡沫口香糖冰淇淋 We had bubble gum ice cream.
天哪 我爱泡沫口香糖冰淇淋 OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream!
他喜欢泡沫口香糖冰淇淋 He loves the bubble gum ice cream.
是的 我知道 我们一起吃的 记得吗 Yes, I know. We had it together, remember?
拜托 盖 只有你能帮我了 Please, Guy, you're all I've got.
我很抱歉 女士 我想你找错人了 I'm sorry, lady. I think you have the wrong guy.
我不会祝你今天开心 我要祝你今天非常开心 Don't have a good day, have a great day.
喂 Hello?
我可能发现了点东西 I might've found something.
我一直在检查盖的代码 那儿有一些东西 I've been going through Guy's code and there is something there...
即使是现在 在抹除之后 even now, after the wipe.
这有什么意义呢 What's the point?
这家伙简直是十亿分之一的奇迹 我们无法再复制 Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion miracle. We can't replicate that.
我试过了 好吗 你说得对 一切都结束了 I tried, okay? You were right, it's over.
不 米莉 米莉 你没明白我的意思 好吗 No, Millie, Millie, you're not listening to me, all right?
重肩 不会删除他的人工智能代码... A reboot, it doesn't erase his AI coding...
实际上 只有摧毁服务器才行 you literally would have to destroy the servers to do that.
他的AI系统仍然在那里 只需要访问它 His AI is still there, it just needs to be accessed.
我刚才见了他 凯斯 他什么都忘了 I've seen him, Keys. He's forgotten everything.
看看我发给你的追踪日志 Just look at the trace log I sent you.
那个可以解释一切 It'll explain everything.
现在 从头开始... Now, from the beginning...
盖的行为比应有的复杂得多 Guy's behavior is much more complex than it should be,
得归功于我们的代码 thanks to our code.
但他仍然被困在自由城 他仍然困在这个生活 这个循环里 But he's still stuck in Free City. He's still stuck in this life, this loop.
然后 有些事情发生了变化 他有了独立的意识 这是为什么 And then, something changes. He comes to life. Why?
然后我想起来了 And then I remembered.
《生活本身》中的一个角色是这个我昵称为 "失恋" 的人 One of the characters from Life Itself was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.
他是那种生来就不会遇到真命天女的人 And he was someone who was designed to never meet the right person.
从本质上讲 是这个角色的基石 It was essentially the building blocks of the character.
但他从未停止过希望能遇见 "他的梦中情人" But he never stopped hoping that he would meet "the girl of his dreams."
所以我不得不让这个女孩依靠某人... So I had to base this girl off of someone...
还有谁比我每天坐在旁边的人更好的呢 and who better than the person that I was sitting next to every day?
也就是你 You.
但是后来有一天... But then, one day...
他在自由城和你见面 一旦他见到你... he meets you in Free City, and once he sees you...
他永远不可能再是原来的他了 he can never be the same.
他本应感觉到自己死定了 但相反 他觉得自己活了 He was supposed to feel doomed, but instead, he feels alive...
所以到最后 他有了自我意识 真的活过来了 until eventually, he is alive.
是你改变了他 米莉 You changed him, Millie.
你更改了他的代码 我想你可以再来一次 You changed his code. And I think you can do it again.
是你让他起死回生的 米莉 You brought him to life, Millie.
是你让他重获新生的 You brought him to life.
他能有独立的意识是因为他遇到了一个人... And he was alive because he met the one person...
我不会祝你今天过得开心... Don't have a good day...
我会祝你今天过得非常的开心 have a great day.
谢谢 Thank you.
保重 Take care.
所有人都趴在地上 Everybody down on the ground!
别逞英雄 很快就会结束 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
好吧 Okay.
除了你之外的所有人 Everybody except you.
门 门 门 我打开了 Door, door, door. I got it.
拜托 我养了一条金鱼 Please, I have a goldfish.
听着 我没多少时闻了 Look, I don't have long.
我刚把你扣为人质 所以我现在被三星通缉 I just took you hostage, so there are three badges on me.
三星通缉? 这是什么女童子军该干的是吗 Badges? Is that like a Girl Scout thing? What is that?
你体内有某种东西 盖 There is something inside you, Guy.
什么 我体内什么都没有 What? I don't want anything inside of me.
他们把你塞进那家银行然后... They stuck you in that bank and...
-希望你遵守规则... -我喜欢银行 - expected you to just follow the rules... - I love the bank.
每天都做同样的事情 ...and do the same thing every day.
你不该局限于此 You are so much more than that.
我不想让你局限于此 I don't wanna be more than that.
我需要你回想起那一切 No, and I need you to remember it.
你为什么跟踪我 你怎么知道我的名字 Why have you been following me and how do you know my name?
把这个戴上 Put these on.
我才不要做任何我不想做的事 I don't have to do anything that I don't wanna do.
没错 你自己选吧 True. The choice is totally yours.
好吧 好吧 很好 Okay. Okay. Fine.
抢 劫 银 行
那是什么 What is that?
这是什么 这是什么诡异的眼镜 What are these? Trick glasses or something?
仔细听好了 Listen carefully.
在24小时内 这个世界 你认识的每一个人 In 24 hours, this world, everyone you know,
一切都会永远消失 it's all gonna disappear for good.
你能让我走吗 Can you please just let me go?
我是说 我甚至都没见过你的脸 I mean, I haven't really even seen your face.
我是说 我虽然看到了你的脸 I mean, I've seen the general area,
但我不太会用描述性词语来形容你的长相 but I'm not really good with descriptive words.
一般来说 我不太擅长用词 Not really good with words in general.
-去他妈的 -什么 噢 - Screw it. - What? Oh!
我记起来了 I remember.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
不 我什么都记起来了 No. I remember everything.
跟我来吧 Come with me.
我每天都这么做 我都忘了为什么了 I do this every day so much, I'd forgotten why.
你看到了吗 Do you see that?
就在那里 Right there.
天哪 Oh, my God.
天哪 Oh, my God!
安特万把我们最初的建模隐藏在地平线之外 所以才看不见了 Antwan hid our original build past the horizon, making it invisible...
但他忘了抹除掉倒影 but he forgot to scrub the reflections.
所以我们的原型还在外面 盖 只是看不到它 It's still out there, Guy. We just can't see it.
如果我们能到那里 那就是我们需要的证据 If we can get there, that is the evidence we need.
你不能越过水的边线的 我试过了 You can't go past the water line. I tried.
我们需要帮助 We need help.
安特万找到了一种把它藏在众圆睽睽之下的方法 Antwan found a way to hide it in plain sight
把它放置在一个没有人能到达的地方 in the one place no one can even get to.
我简直不敢相信 I can't even believe
他真是太聪明了 所以才如此那恶 he's smart enough to be this diabolical.
凯斯 我需要你集中精神 Keys, I need you to focus.
好吧 所以 反射显示的是南边地平线上的建模 Okay. So, the reflection shows the build past the southern horizon.
但是游戏的规则是不允许你通过海滩 But the game physics won't allow you past the beach.
你觉得你能找到办法让我们越过边界网格吗 But you think you can find a way to get us past the collision mesh?
我们需要一座桥 We're gonna need a bridge.
你去刺客海滩 剩下的交给我 You just get to Hitman's Beach and I'll figure out the rest.
对了 米莉 And, Millie?
小心 Be careful.
安特万可能很混蛋 但他不傻 Antwan may be an asshole, but he's not stupid.
他如果知道你要做什么 他会不折手段的来对付你 He'll figure out what you're up to and he'll throw everything he's got at you.
你说的对 You're right.
嗯 嗨 米莉 还有其它的我看不见的人 Um, hi, Millie, and other person I can't see...
嗯 我有个主意 well, I have an idea.
如果他没有什么可以利用的了呢 What if he has nothing to throw?
各位 围过来 Everyone! Gather around!
谢谢大家光临 Thank you for coming.
你们都知道 我是盖 Now, you know me, I'm Guy.
嗨 盖 Hi, Guy.
嗨 Hi.
我接下来要说的话可能很难理解 What I'm about to say may be hard to understand.
真的很难理解 Really hard to understand.
但是 你们厌倦生活在幕后吗 But, are you sick of living in the background?
你们难道不厌倦被别人对着你开枪吗 Aren't you sick of being shot at?
受够了 Enough.
-厌倦被劫持为人质吗 -不想再被劫持了 - Taken hostage? - No more.
-被人踩在脚下? -我们受够了 - Run over? - We done with that.
被抢劫 被刺伤 被用来做人肉盾牌 Robbed? Stabbed? Used as a human shield?
我们厌倦了被刺伤 We are tired of being stabbed!
-巴迪 -抱歉 - Buddy! - Sorry.
你想说什么 盖 What are you trying to say, Guy?
我想说的是这个城市不一定非得是这样的 I'm tryin' to say that things in this city don't have to be this way.
可以变得有所不同一些 Things can be different.
怎么个不同 Different how?
-首先 你可以把胳膊放下 -是的 - For starters, you can put your arms down. - Yeah.
这就对了 没问题的 嗯 There you go. You got it. Yeah.
继续放 这就对了 Keep pushing. There you go.
深呼吸 这就对了 Breathe through it. There you go.
加油 加油 Do it. Do it. Do it.
不 不行的 No, not gonna happen. Nope.
这感觉很不自然 That feels unnatural.
我是说 如果有人带着枪跑进来怎么办 I mean, what about when someone runs in with a gun?
把我的胳膊举起来只是为了节省时间 Having my arms up is just a real time saver.
不过 如果持枪的人不来怎么办 Except, what if the guy with the gun doesn't come?
-什么 -什么 - What? - What?
总会有一个带枪的人 There's always a guy with a gun.
这么多人带着枪 So many guys with guns.
各位 如果我们的世界不需要这么可怕呢 People, what if our world doesn't have to be so scary?
如果我们可以改变它呢 What if we can change it?
米莉 在你的世界里 每天有多少次银行被抢劫 Millie! How many times a day are the banks robbed in your world?
几乎没有 盖 Hardly ever, Guy.
那尸体呢 米莉 What about corpses, Millie?
-什么 -你看过很多尸体吗 - What? - You see a lot of those?
每小时就死几个人 How many an hour?
没有 盖 None per hour, Guy.
那枪支暴力呢 What about gun violence?
在你的世界里看到过很多枪支暴力事件吗 See a lot of gun violence in your world?
实际上 那是个大问题 盖 真的是个大问题 Actually, that's a big problem, Guy. It's a massive problem.
我没想到你会这么说 I didn't see that coming.
这是真的 真的很糟糕 It's true. It really sucks.
关键是 我们不必成为自己生活的旁观者 The point is, we don't have to be spectators to our own lives.
我们可以随心所欲 We can be whatever we want.
我们不可能都变成你那样 盖 We can't all be you, Guy.
胡说 That's not true.
我能这样想 你也就能这样想 What's inside of me is inside of you, too.
什么 What?
自我意识就在你们每个人的体内 你们都在成长 It's inside of each and every one of you. You're growing.
在我的生活中 我需要比煮咖啡多做一些别的事 我想... I need more in my life than drip coffee. I want to make...
做一杯卡布奇诺 A cappuccino.
这个世界需要一些不一样的东西 A goddamn difference in the world.
需要很多很多的改变 Much, much better.
再来一杯绿茶波巴 And a green tea boba.
-见鬼 -没错 - Holy shit! - That's right!
你去吧 姑娘 You go, girl.
哦 天哪 你太棒了 Oh, my God, you're amazing!
如果我能活着从那水里出来的话 If I could just make it out past that water...
我希望我能回到一个属于我们的自由的世界 there's a world out there where we can be free.
我希望在这 我们可以决定我们想成为什么样的人 Where we get to decide who we wanna be.
可能我们会遇到些麻烦 但我们必须为之奋斗 Where we can matter. But we have to fight for it.
我们必须齐心协力的奋斗 We have to fight together.
嗯 Yeah!
你们一直都在做别人期望你们做的事 You guys have always done what's expected of you.
但那些破事今天就该结束了 But that shit ends today.
嗯 Yeah!
虽然我不知道现在是什么情况 I don't even know what's happening right now!
但我喜欢这种感觉 But I love it!
我喜欢 I love it!
我也很喜欢 来吧 伙计们 I love it, too! Come on, guys, get in here!
聚在一起 我们就是要聚在一起 Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do! Everyone in!
所有人都趴在地上 Everybody get down on the ground!
喂 Hello?
见鬼 人都去哪儿了 Where the hell is everybody?
喂 Hello?
所有的NPC都到哪里去了 Where are all the NPCs?
我玩 "自由之城" 已经差不多三年了 Look, I've been playing Free City for, like, three years now.
我从未见过这样的事情 I've never seen anything like this.
直到最近 我才会注意到一些NPC丢失了 Up until recently, I don't even know if I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing.
我不知道这是否只是一些疯狂的理论... And I don't know if this is just some whack Reddit theory...
但有人说蓝衫男甚至不是玩家 but some people are saying that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.
-他是真正的人工智能 -人工智能? - That he's actual AI. - AI?
有自我意识的人工智能 你懂的 有生命的 Actual AI. You know, alive.
这就是为什么蓝衫男风靡全球的原因 It's why Blue Shirt Guy is trending everywhere.
安特万 如果你正在看这个视频 请修复游戏 Antwan, if you're watching this, please fix the game.
-最重要的是 把蓝衫男给我们带回来 -哦 天哪 天哪 - And most of all, bring back Blue Shirt. - Oh, my God. My God!
安特万 你应该看看这个 Antwan, you should see this.
而你 你试图和那个莫洛托夫小妞一起从我这里偷走它 And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick.
-她叫米莉 -谁 - Her name's Millie. - Who?
米莉 Millie.
找到她了 找到她了 抓到你了 抓到你了 Got her. Got her! Got you! Got you!
穆瑟 把他放到屏幕上 赶紧放上去 Mouser! Put him up on the screen. Now. Put him up.
就这样 快点 快点 That's it. Come on, quicker.
是的 他在那里 Yes, there he is.
他和一个叫莫洛托夫的玩家在自由城兜风 He's joyriding around Free City with some player called Molotovgirl.
那个女人真名叫米莉·拉斯克 AKA Millie Rusk.
米莉·拉斯克 那不是凯斯的老搭档吗 Millie Rusk? Isn't that Keys' old partner?
嗯 Yeah.
也是那个想用这场虚假诉讼击败我的人 Also the one who's trying to hit me with this bogus lawsuit...
因为她不顾一切地想要分一杯索拉米的羹 'cause she's desperate for a piece of Soonami Kwan.
现在封掉这个莫洛托夫 Boot Molotovgirl now.
我在尝试 但她的账号都是伪造的 I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can, but her account's spoofed.
这个女人很特别 This woman is exceptional.
那就在游戏中杀了她 Then kill her in the game.
"什么" 没错 就是这个意思 杀了她 "What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her.
把全部都用上 好吗 直接升级到五星通缉 Throw everything at them, all right? Five badges, G.
好的 只有一个问题 Yeah, just one problem.
我们什么都没有 We don't have anything.
威利斯 你在说什么 Whatchu talking about, Willis?
我们没有任何防御防御 We don't have any defenses.
也没有警察 军队 什么都没有 We don't have police, military, no nothing.
我一直都想告诉你 It's what I've been trying to tell you.
就好像所有的NPC都罢工了 It's like every NPC went on strike.
我要一杯半糖咖啡 双份泡沫燕麦奶 Got a tall, half-caf, double foam oat milk,
抹茶拿铁加肉桂 matcha latte with cinnamon!
-那是我的 -嘿 - That's me. - Hey.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
干杯 Cheers.
去干掉他们 盖 Go get 'em, Guy!
这就像是一场数据罢工 It's like a digital walkout.
不 不是的 No, it's not.
他们是故意这么做的 这是他们计划的一部分 They're doing this on purpose, it's part of their plan.
你知道该怎么做吗 我们要在游戏中杀了他们 You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna kill them in the game.
关掉复活功能 进去杀了他们 赶紧 Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now.
但这意味着任何玩家只要一死就销号了 But that means any players who die will be done for good.
他们会疯的 They'll freak out.
我不在乎 I don't care.
先生 说清楚点 你是在告诉我该走了吗 Sir? Sir, just to be clear, are you telling me that it's go time?
你是在找什么笑点吗 Are you looking for some sort of banter thing
你是认为我们现在是朋友了 'cause you think we're friends now...
还是觉得我们一起加入了某个帮派吗 and we're in some sort of gang together?
是 是的 我就是想说这个 Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I'm looking for.
对啊 我们是一个团队 Cool, we're a team.
我们应该来一句 We should come up
-来句口号 好吗 -好的 - with a catchphrase, okay? - All right.
-数到三 一 二 三 -一 二 三... - On three. One, two, three... - One, two, three...
滚回去工作 Get back to work!
快把凯斯给我找来 Someone find me Keys!
好了 各位 你们听到他说的了 出发吧 All right, people, you heard him. It's go time!
好吧 这可不妙 Okay, that's not good.
他知道我们要去哪里 He knows where we're going.
好的 我找到他了 我找到他了 别担心 All right, I got him. I got him. Don't worry.
想试试四个轮子砸脸吗 Want some four wheels to the face?
尝尝这个 砰 Take that. Boom!
兔子要来找你了 我可是顶端捕食者 Rabbit's coming for you. Apex predator.
Whoa!
开始吧 你们都在看着吗 Here we go. Y'all watching this?
我要干掉这个笨蛋了 I'm about to end this fool.
快点 快点 快点 Come on, come on, come on.
凯斯 如果你在 请帮帮忙 Keys, if you're there, a little help, please.
该死 那是谁干的 这是谁干的 God! Okay, who did that? Who is doing that?
别惹我 我要来真的了 我压力大死了 Don't play with me! Seriously! I'm under way too much pressure!
快点 Come on!
快快快 Go, go, go!
我刚和保安查过了 凯斯还没离开大楼 I just checked with security. Keys hasn't left the building.
哦 听起来你把该做的都做了 Oh, sounds like you've done everything possible.
要放弃了吗 你想放弃吗 Time to give up? You wanna give up?
不 我感觉到你是想让我继续找 No, I'm sensing you want me to keep looking.
-那赶紧去 -我马上回来 - Go. - I'll be back.
我不知道这些笨蛋要跑到哪里去 I have no idea where these fools are running to.
我知道 南岸 刺客海滩 I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach.
太愚蠢了 那外面除了水什么都没有 Well, that's stupid. There's nothing out there but water.
而且游戏规则会限制不会让你越过海岸线 Game physics won't even let you get past the shoreline.
除非那外面有什么东西 Unless there is something out there.
安特万 那里有什么东西吗 Antwan, is there something there?
去他妈的 书呆子们 Screw it. Art nerds.
启动杜德 Time for Dude.
我们还在测试 We're still working on him.
我亲自给测试过 他太完美了 I worked on him myself. He's perfect.
马上启动杜德 Drop in Dude now.
这么做的话 他只有半个大脑 Just do it. He's got, like, half a brain...
代码还没写完 不过好吧 开始上传吧 he's barely written, but sure, start the upload.
我们现在该怎么办 What are we supposed to do now?
现在凯斯给我们找到了一座桥 Now Keys finds us a bridge.
要来看看你在背后捅了多少刀子吗 伙计 Come to collect those knives you stabbed in my back, bro?
你一直在帮米莉·拉斯克 You've been helping Millie Rusk this whole time.
她在找你的建模 She's looking for your build.
什么建模 安特万 What build, Antwan?
你不是没用过我们的代码吗 It's not like you used our code anyway, right?
如果你没有使用我们的代码 And if you didn't use our code...
那我们的原版怎么会出现在游戏里呢 then how can our original build be in the game, right?
还是说我遗漏了什么 Or am I missing something?
你们下去吧 Leave us.
好了 凯斯 让我们好好谈一谈 Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk.
如果我把你那愚蠢的游戏放出来 只会搞砸的 If I'd put out your dumb game, it would have bombed.
安特万 你预料不了它的成败 Antwan, you don't know it would've failed.
我当然可以预料 Yeah, I do know.
我看了数据 点击 还有群组 I looked at the numbers, the tracking, the focus groups.
你有没有想过有些东西比数据更重要 Has it ever occurred to you that some things matter more than numbers?
还有什么比数据更重要呢 钱吗 What matters more than numbers? Money?
哟 快问快答 伙计 钱和数据谁更重要 Yo, news flash, bro, money is still numbers.
没有什么比数据更重要了 Nothing matters more than numbers!
你应该感谢我 You should be thanking me!
我应该感谢你吗 I should be thanking you?
那你从我们的作品中获得的利润呢 What about the profits that you got from our work?
你早就选择了你的立场 小徒弟 You chose your side, little Padawan.
现在 你应该站在君主这一边 And now, it's time for you to take your place next to the Emperor.
明白吗 You get me, bro?
是的 我明白了... Yeah, I get you... bro.
我只想给你这个 Which leads me to this.
谢谢 凯斯 Thanks, Keys.
到底是什么啊 What the hell was that?
嘿 安特万 事情变得越来越复杂了 Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic.
哦 我以为能有多聪明呢 凯斯 Oh, I thought you were smarter than this, Keys.
很明显 你被解雇了 You're obviously fired, you know that.
而你 她还在游戏里干什么 伙计 And you, what is she still doing in the game, man?
把所有人都封掉 Boot everyone.
等一下 你想让我把所有的玩家都踢出去吗 Hold up. You want me to boot all the players?
把他们踢出游戏服务器 赶紧的 Boot them out of the game, now!
封掉所有玩家账号 Cancel every player account!
那该死的杜德在哪呢 And where the hell is Dude?
保安 把这个小混混赶出去 Security! Kick this punk out.
盖 Guy!
-米莉 -他们要把我踢出服务器了 - Millie! - They're taking me out.
怎么搞的 What's happening?
现在全靠你了 大家都看着呢 It's on you now. Everybody's watching.
你得继续往前走 You gotta keep going.
等等 等等 等等 我还会再见到你吗 Wait, wait, wait! Will I see you again?
如果你能过那座桥 我们会再见的 You will if you make it across that bridge.
向全世界展示我们的建模 那就是证据 Show the whole world our build. That's the proof.
只要你能做到 安特万就完蛋了 You do that, Antwan is done.
我会做到的 I'll make it.
见鬼 怎么回事 What the hell?
到底怎么回事What's going on?
好吧 在我们被解雇之前 我们最好都记住这一刻 All right, let's all remember this moment, before we were fired.
口号 Catchphrase.
口号? Catchphrase?
什么 我还没来得及想出一个 What? I haven't had time to think one up yet.
不过把 "口号" 作为口号是一个相当酷的口号 Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase is a pretty cool catchphrase.
起来 盖 起来啊 Get up, Guy. Get up.
哦 不 Oh, no, no, no.
盖 我是来救你的 Guy, I came to save you.
-这是谁啊 -我不知道 - Who is this? - I don't know.
他很壮啊 He's glorious.
我是说 他就像你一样... I mean, he's just like you...
但是比你强多了 but way better.
强多了 Way, way better.
-谢谢你 -不 我不是在恭维你 - Thank you. - No, that's not a compliment.
如果我是你 我不会碰他的 巴迪 I wouldn't touch him if I were you, Buddy.
你这话是什么意思 What do you mean you don't think I should touch him?
你不介意我碰你吧 You don't mind this, do you?
因为我也是你的朋友 'Cause I'm your buddy, too.
是的 我想他会...打你 Yeah, I think he's gonna... hit you.
他下手好重啊 He punches so hard.
但是他的手摸着还挺柔软 But yet his hands are so soft.
-要坚强 -好的 再见 - Be strong. - Okay, bye.
嘿 我对他来说就像一根羽毛 Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.
不 不 不 不 No, no, no! No!
起来 盖 起来 Get up, Guy, get up!
游戏时间结束了 口号 Playtime's over. Catchphrase.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what that means.
拜托 伙计 起来 Come on, man. Get up!
起来啊 Get up.
我此生最爱三件事 There are three things I love in life.
踹屁股 第二件事待定 而第三件事就是 Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here.
哎呀 见鬼 Oof! Oh, shit!
启动致命一击 Activate death blow.
再见 盖 Bye, Guy.
哦 妈的 这可是致命一击 Oh, shit, that's a death blow.
起来啊 Get up!
妈妈 他带着致命一击来了 Mom, he's coming in with a death blow!
起来 盖 Get up, Guy.
噢 Oh.
他妈的怎么回事 What the shit?
太帅了 That was dope.
-等一下 那是不是... -那是... - Hold on. Is that... - That's a...
是 那是一把光剑 伙计 Yes! That's a lightsaber, Dude.
-那是一把光剑吗 -是的 - Is that a lightsaber? - It is.
盖 Guy!
太好了 Yes!
对 没错 起来 盖 赶快 Yes! That's right. Get up, Guy. Come on.
这就对了 There you go.
你现在都看到他们了吗 嗯? Do you see them all now? Yeah?
-嗯 嗯 -是吗 - Uh-huh. - Yeah?
是啊 到处都是闪闪发光的东西 Yeah, shiny things everywhere.
好的 去吧 去追吧 Yeah, there you go. Go get it.
那可是一大堆小点心 Just lots of little snacks.
好吧 不适合当舞者 不适合 Yeah, not a dancer. No.
自由奔跑吧 Run free, better me.
我们走吧 Let's go.
去什么地方 Where are we going?
我们不能让他们过那座桥 We can't let them get across that bridge.
你想和我一起结束这一切吗 You wanna finish this out with me?
听着 我甚至不知道发生了什么 但是没毛病 我跟你一起去 Look, I don't even know what's going on, but hell yes, I'm with you.
我们走吧 Let's go!
服务器机房
安特万 来吧 伙计 Antwan, come on, man.
我们来这里做什么 What are we doing here?
自由之城1的服务器在哪 Where are the servers to Free City 1?
不 安特万 你要干什么 No. Antwan, what the hell are you doing?
如果他们越过地平线去找到了建模 我就什么都没有了 If they get past that horizon to the build, I lose everything!
等等 所以你真的偷了他们的代码 Wait, so you did steal their code.
跟你聊天真愉快 天才 Welcome to the conversation, genius.
那些服务器在哪 Now, where are those servers?
就是这些 不过等一下 我正试着把这件事理清头绪 It's all of these, but hold on. I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
这些都是吗 这个是吗 All these? This one? Right, this one?
嗯 你是怎么... Yeah. How did you...
跑 Run.
安特万 Antwan!
停下 Stop!
约翰尼警官 Officer Johnny!
-快来 -快来 - Come on! - Come on!
海洋和大桥剩下的服务器是哪一台 Which server has the ocean and the rest of the bridge?
我不能告诉你 I'm not gonna tell you.
你会毁了它的 You're just gonna destroy it.
嗯 因为这是我的游戏 Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.
不是的 这是凯斯的游戏 Except it's not. It's Keys' game.
不是你做的 You didn't do shit.
你知道吗 凯斯是我的人 And guess what? Keys is my boy.
保安 Security!
请带这位前任员工离开这里 Please escort this former employee off the premises.
他会揭开你的丑恶嘴脸 He can call you by your real name.
盖 Guy!
-巴迪 巴迪 -不 不 继续走 - Buddy! Buddy! - No, no! Keep going!
你自己快去吧 Go without me!
我以前畏首畏脑 I've been scared my whole damn life.
但我现在不再害怕了 But I'm not scared anymore.
对不起 I'm sorry.
不必道歉 I'm not.
这是我一生中最开心的一天 It's been the best day of my life.
你必须去找到那个建模 You get to that build.
你要让他们知道 我们也很重要 You show 'em we matter.
那个保安真是个英雄 That security guard right there was a goddamn hero.
你做到了 You did it!
太好了 Yes! Yes!
去死吧 安特万 哇哦 Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!
安特万 停下 Antwan, stop!
结束了 It's over.
他做到了 He made it.
把你游戏的原版建模放在那里让所有人都能看到了 Got your game's original build out there for everyone to see.
你觉得你可能会赢你的官司 是吧 Probably win your lawsuit, huh?
看起来很有可能 Looks likely.
很好 Cool.
但实际情况是这样的 And here's the thing, bro. Here's the thing.
你所在乎的一切都在我这 Right here, I got everything you care about.
自由之城剩下的那些数据 你的那些NPC朋友 The sliver that's left of Free City, all your little background friends...
包括你那个数字男友 including your digital boyfriend.
都在最后这台服务器里 Last server.
听着 我只想要留下我建造的世界和里面的NPC Look, I just want the world that I built and the people in it.
我能得到什么好处 What's in it for Antwan?
其他的都归你 Everything else.
什么意思 把我当哑巴吗 Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.
你有权使用我们的代码 所有利润都归你所有 You have the rights to our code, keep all the profits...
只要把自由之城剩下的留给我就行了 just give me what's left of Free City.
把我建模的世界还给我 Let me build my own world from there.
自由之城2呢 自由之城3呢 What about Free City 2? Free City 3?
以及所有随之而来的衍生作品呢 And all pursuant spin-offs?
都归你了 把斧头放下吧 All yours. Just put down the axe.
你知道这是最愚蠢的交易吗 You know that this is, like, the dumbest deal
这是史上最愚蠢的交易吧 in the history of dumb deals, right?
我是说 你要放弃数百万美元吗 I mean, you're talking about giving up millions of dollars.
怎么会有人愿意这样做 Why would anyone do that?
因为凯斯和我创造了更好的东西 'Cause Keys and I made something great.
我不需要金钱或名气来证明 And I don't need money or fame to prove that to myself.
我不想再玩你的游戏了 安特万 I'm done playing your game, Antwan.
该是我发挥我自己的能力的时候了 It's time I played mine.
成交吗 Deal?
今天的最新消息可不太好 Popping today and not in a good way.
自由之城2的销售额继续下滑 Sales for Free City 2 continue to slip...
代码中出现大量错误报告 并且在线模式滞后 with numerous reports of bugs in the code and lagging online play.
四面楚歌的索拉米游戏创始人安特万 Embattled Soonami game founder Antwan Hovachelik
发现自己成了众矢之的 finds himself in the crosshairs.
众矢之的 Crosshairs.
他成了众矢之的 四面楚歌 He's in the crosshairs and embattled.
我们这么忙 可没有时间幸灾乐祸 We're too busy to gloat.
我是受害者 我是受害者 I'm a victim! I'm a victim!
说到忙 我们刚刚的独立访客数量 Speaking of busy, we just doubled
已经翻了一倍 the amount of unique visitors we can handle.
太棒了 It's amazing.
谁能想到这么多人... Who'd have thought that so many people...
会愿意只想看电子游戏角色而不是朝他们开枪呢 would just wanna watch video game characters instead of shoot at them?
嗯 Hmm...
哦 是的 我们做到了 Oh, yeah, we did.
嗯 Yeah.
你知道吗 你吹牛的时候很可爱 You know, you're pretty cute when you brag.
安特万滚出去 Antwan out!
同时 游戏《自由生活》 Meanwhile, the game Free Life
正在迅速成为火爆的独立游戏 is quickly becoming the little indie that could.
玩家蜂拥而至观看这个仅供观测的鱼缸游戏 Players are swarming to this observational, fishbowl game...
他们可以与蓝衫男进行互动 where they interact peacefully with the one and only Blue Shirt Guy...
现在他不仅仅是后台的数字朋友 and is now no longer in the background, a digital friend.
呃 嘿 米尔斯 Uh, hey, Mills...
你想和我一起去喝杯咖啡吗 Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me?
实际上 我要回到游戏中去了 Actually, I'm gonna jump back into the game.
-哦 -喝咖啡吗 - Oh. - Coffee?
好吧 嗯 听起来不错 Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.
我会 呃 我会给你带一杯 I'll just, uh, grab you one.
哦 凯斯 呃 Oh, Keys, uh...
我知道 中杯咖啡 加奶油 加两块糖 I know, medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
嗯 Yeah.
自由生活
嗨 兰迪 米尔顿 Hi, Randy. Milton.
嗯 Hmm.
我还在想什么时候能再见到你呢 I was wondering when I'd see you again.
是啊 最近生活很疯狂 Yeah, life has been pretty crazy lately.
你应该看看这里 You should see it in here.
我们说好终生免费的泡沫口香糖冰淇淋 We're talkin' free bubble gum ice cream for life.
哇 Wow.
嘿 伙计们 Hey, guys.
听着 盖 Look, Guy...
哇 这比我想象的要难 Wow, this is harder than I thought.
那就让我来帮你说吧 Then let me do it for you.
盖 Guy...
你太梦幻了 you are dreamy.
你对蓝色衬衫和五个八度音乐巨星的品味... Your taste in blue shirts and five-octave musical superstars...
深深地 深深地吸引着我 it's deeply, deeply attractive to me.
但我不能一直和你在一起 But I can't keep spending all my time with you.
我创造了这个世界 但我不能在里面生活 I created this world, but I can't live my life in it.
这是你想说的吧 有那么难吗 See? Was that so hard?
那么 你打算怎么做 So, what are you gonna do?
我想做什么都行 多亏了你 Anything I want. Thanks to you.
我再也不会陷在循环里了 I'm not stuck in a loop anymore.
你也不用 Neither are you.
我爱你 米莉 I love you, Millie.
也许这就是我的编程风格 但你猜怎么着 Maybe that is my programming talking, but guess what?
我这个程序是某个人写的 Someone wrote that program.
我相当于是一封他写给你的情书 I'm just a love letter to you.
而作者就在外面的某个地方 Somewhere out there is the author.
是你让他复活的 是你让他重获新生 You brought him to life. You brought him to life.
他能有独立意识是因为他遇到了一个人 And he was alive because he met the one person
一个他一生都在等待的人 he'd been waiting for his whole life.
我必须让它变得真实 所以... And I had to make it realistic, so...
我是根据... I based it off of...
你 you.
他的梦中情人... The woman of his dreams...
也是我的梦中情人 she was the same as mine.
所以她喜欢泡沫口香糖冰淇淋和秋千... So she liked bubble gum ice cream and swing sets...
她有一个非常可爱但奇怪的特殊习惯... and she had this very cute but oddly specific habit...
总是哼唱这首金典的玛利亚·凯莉的歌 of always humming this classic Mariah Carey track.
就像 随时随地都在哼唱 Like, all the time, she would... repeat.
终于到这一刻了 Finally!
凯斯 Keys!
你在做什么... What are you...
你还好吗 小盖盖 You okay, little guy Guy?
你看起来 可以用个形容词形容 You seem adjective.
我很好 我很好 顺便说一下 你可以把我放下来 I'm great. I'm great. You could put me down, by the way.
谢谢 那真是太好了 Thank you. That was nice.
不 我很好 你也很好 伙计 No, I'm great. You're great, Dude.
我只是很想念我最好的朋友 I just miss my best friend.
我们过去每天都一起走同样的路 We used to do the same walk together every day.
只不过他穿了件衬衫 而且他会讲一个完整的句子 Except he wore a shirt. And could complete a full sentence.
我可以造一个句子 I can bench press a sentence.
是啊 但这完全不是一回事 Yeah, that's totally not the same thing at all.
笑得再大声一点 Harder laughter!
盖 Guy?
-巴迪 -不 - Buddy! - No!
天哪 盖 Oh, my God! Guy!
巴迪 我以为我已经失去你了 Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!
你没有 You didn't!
前一分钟 我还在一座疯狂的桥上奔跑... One minute, I'm running on a crazy bridge to nowhere...
以为我甜蜜的世俗生活结束了 thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over.
但下一分钟 我就像在飞一样... The next minute, I'm like in some type of flyin'...
还有一些像仙尘之类的东西... and some like fairy dust, pixie dust...
然后我扑通一声掉进了这片天堂 and then I plopped down into this slice of heaven.
伙计 我爱死这里了 Man, I love it here.
事实上 几天前 我骑了一个半人半马 In fact, a couple of days ago, I rode a centaur.
这可能听起来很奇怪 Now, it might sound weird...
我骑着一个半人半马的家伙 I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude and a half-horse...
不管是半人半马还是什么 反正就是骑了 whatever a centaur is, I did it.
我也骑过一个 I rode a dude, too!
友好的手势 Friendly gesture!
太友好了 So friendly!
快点过来 Come on, bring it in!
-我们要拥抱吗 -我来了哦 - Are we gonna hug? - I'm coming for you!
-不 不用 我过来了 -是的 我要抱抱你 - No, you're not. I'm coming for you. - Yes, I am!
-你过来 -我过来咯 - You come here! - I'm coming to you!
我过来了 我过来了哦 I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in.
伙计 我想死你了 Buddy, I missed you!
嘿 银行在哪 Hey, so where's the bank?
没有银行了 There is no bank.
那我们该怎么做呢 So what do we do?
我们想要做什么都行 Whatever we want.
-嘿 伙计们 -嘿 盖 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Guy.
哦 他找到按钮了 Oh, he found the button.