音乐呢，福尔曼？ 等等，伙计们。再连一根线就好了。 - Where's the tunes, Forman? - Hang on, you guys. Just one more wire here.
我学英语都比这快。 I learned how to speak English faster than this.
费兹，你带着外国口音说英语，那不是真正的英语。 Fez, it's not real English when you speak it with a foreign accent.
天哪。 Geez.
这些音响是不是很酷？ Aren't these the coolest?
我听不见你说什么。 I can't hear you.
我知道。它们是有史以来最棒的音响。 I know. They're the greatest speakers ever.
埃里克！ Eric!
哦。嘿，爸爸。抱歉。 Oh. Hey, Dad. Sorry.
没看到你在那儿。 Didn't see you there.
我想那是因为你忙着出丑呢。 Well, I guess that's 'cause you were too busy making an ass of yourself.
呃，其实我是在试我的新音响。你觉得怎么样？ Uh, actually I was trying out my new speakers. What do you think?
新音响？旧的怎么了？那些可是通用汽车的正品零件。 New speakers? What was wrong with the old ones? Those were genuine G.M. parts.
呃…… Uh...
这些声音更大。 These are louder.
好吧，把你的猴子音乐关小点。 Well, just keep your monkey music turned down.
去拿你的工作服。我们得去上班了。 Go grab your smock. We gotta go to work.
嘿，雷德。是你吗？ Hey, Red. Is that you?
哦，天哪。 Oh, cripes.
嗨，邻居。 Hiya, neighbor.
听不见你说话，鲍勃。我在试埃里克的新音响。 Can't hear ya, Bob. I'm testin' out Eric's new speakers.
不错。 Not bad.
今天真是充实的一天，基蒂。 Boy, quite a day at Price Mart, Kitty.
首先，灯泡的价格降了两美分…… First, the price of lightbulbs dropped two cents...
然后埃里克被评为月度最佳员工…… then Eric was made employee of the month...
最棒的是，自动售货机里新增了芝士饼干。 and to top it off, they added Cheez-Its to the vending machine.
真的吗？ Are you serious?
是的。小小的方块…… Yep. Tiny little squares...
奶酪味直接烤进去的。 with the cheese flavor baked right in 'em.
我真的是超市的月度最佳员工吗？ Am I really the Mart employee of the month?
- 当然是的。 - 耶！ - You sure are. - Yea!
他们甚至决定每小时多给25美分。 And they even decided to throw in a extra 25 cents an hour.
哦，太好了。 Oh, yes.
我得承认，埃里克。我有过怀疑，但是…… I gotta admit, Eric. I had my doubts, but, uh...
见鬼，你几乎没让我丢脸。 Hell, you've hardly embarrassed me.
谢谢，爸爸。 Thanks, Dad.
哦，太棒了。哇。价格超市太棒了。 Oh, this is great. Whoo. Price Mart rocks.
哦，劳里，告诉大家你的好消息。 Oh, Laurie, tell everyone your good news.
我刚完成美容学校的前两周课程。 I just finished my first two weeks of cosmetology school.
而且她没有不及格。 And she didn't flunk out.
是不是很棒？ Isn't that great?
那真是太好了，亲爱的。干得好。 That is great, honey. Nice job.
谢谢，爸爸。 Thanks, Daddy.
是的，但下次考试会要了我的命。 Yeah, but the next exam's gonna kill me.
我们不能再在假人头上练习了。 We're not allowed to practice on dummies anymore.
而且我必须给真人做发型。 And I have to style a real person's hair.
哦，亲爱的，你会做得很好的。我们都会支持你的。 Oh, honey, you'll do fine. We're all here to support you.
太好了。那么，你不介意做我的模特吧？ Great. So, you don't mind being my model?
我？ Me?
哦，亲爱的，不，不。我……我去美容院的。 Oh, honey, no, no. I... I go to the beauty parlor.
好吧，那么……也许埃里克可以帮忙。 Okay, well... Well, maybe Eric can help out.
哦，当然。劳里，首先，永远要拿着剪刀跑。 Oh, sure. Laurie, first of all, always run with scissors.
天哪，我永远不会厌倦你的讽刺。 Boy, I never get tired of your sarcasm.
真的吗？ Really?
抱歉。 Sorry.
雷德，你愿意当发型模特吗？ Red, would you like to be a hair model?
基蒂，我希望能有头发，就这样。 Kitty, I would like to have hair, period.
但我没有，所以……不行。 But I don't, so... no.
哦，算了。我都不知道我为什么选了这个愚蠢的职业。 Oh, forget it. I don't even know why I picked this stupid career.
也许是因为你很蠢？ Maybe it's... because you're stupid?
劳里，不行。你什么都半途而废。 Laurie, no. You quit everything.
你不能从美容学校退学。 You are not quitting cosmetology school.
那我该怎么办？ Well, what am I supposed to do?
我来当你的模特。 I will be your model.
但你记住： But you just remember:
男人有他们的车。女人有她们的头发。 Men have their cars. Women have their hair.
就像车一样。它很珍贵。 It's like a car. It's valuable.
所以，他们不仅要把我的照片挂在店前面…… So, not only are they gonna hang my picture in the front of the store...
而且我还要代表我们整个地区参加全国价格超市奥运会。 but I also get to represent our entire district in the national Price Mart Olympics.
那很好。 That's nice.
你觉得如果我吞下吸管会窒息而死吗？ Do you think I would choke to death if I swallowed my straw?
不会，它有透气孔。 No, it's got a breathing hole.
- 费兹，不要！ - 费兹，不要！ - Fez, no! - Fez, no!
哦，天哪。她在那儿。 Oh, my God. There she is.
- 那是谁？ - 新来的女生，卡罗琳。 - Who's that? - The new girl, Caroline.
她从圣心学校转来的。 She transferred here from Sacred Heart.
或者是天堂。我不确定是哪个。 Or heaven. I'm not sure which.
我们一起上体育课。她几乎不出汗。 We have gym together. She barely sweats.
总有一天，我会让她成为我的新娘。 Someday, I will make her my bride.
是的，没人喜欢出汗的新娘。 Yep, no one likes a sweaty bride.
- 是啊，我懂。 - 太对了。 - Yeah, I hear you. - So true.
嘿。你为什么不去跟她说话，伙计？ Hey. Why don't you go talk to her, man?
你是我见过的最美丽的女人。 You're the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
谢谢。你可可色的皮肤让我热血沸腾。 Thank you. Your cocoa-brown skin makes me hot.
我知道。 I know.
我不可抗拒。你想跳舞吗？ I am irresistible. Would you like to dance?
嘿。你为什么不去跟她说话，伙计？ Hey. Why don't you go talk to her, man?
哦，我不知道，海德。我不能。 Oh, I don't know, Hyde. I can't.
我不明白。 I don't understand this.
通常我……我很温文尔雅。我很圆滑。 Usually I am... I am suave. I am silky.
但这个女孩让我…… But this girl makes me...
我得去洗手间。 I have to go to the bathroom.
总之，回到价格超市…… Anyway, getting back to Price Mart...
- 闭嘴！ - 是啊。 - Shut up! - Yeah.
哦，天哪。你们永远不会相信这个。 Oh, my God. You guys are never gonna believe this.
- 等等，不。我先说。 - 好吧，你说。 - Wait, no. Me first. - Okay, go.
好的。我，埃里克·福尔曼…… Okay. I, Eric Forman...
你的男朋友…… your boyfriend...
是价格超市最新的月度最佳员工。 am Price Mart's newest employee of the month.
埃里克，那太棒了。你说完了吗？ Eric, that's great. Are you done?
嗯，是的。来超越这个啊，小蛋糕。 Well, yeah. Top that, cupcake.
好的。我刚赢得了两张齐柏林飞艇演唱会的门票。 Okay. I just won two tickets to the Led Zeppelin concert.
我是第七个打进电话的，我赢了，我们周二晚上去看齐柏林飞艇。 I was caller number seven, and I won, and we're goin' to Zeppelin on Tuesday night.
太棒了！ All right!
她说的是两张票，不是四张，你这个笨蛋。我们去不了。 She said two tickets, not four, ya moron. We're not goin'.
哦，天哪，不。你说的是周二晚上吗？ Oh, my God, no. Did you say Tuesday night?
我……我周二晚上去不了。那是盘点夜。必须参加。 I... I can't go Tuesday night. It's inventory night. It's mandatory.
翘掉吧，埃里克。你爱齐柏林飞艇。 Skip it, Eric. You love Zeppelin.
请病假。告诉他们你奶奶去世了。把商店烧了。 Call in sick. Tell them your grandma died. Burn down the store.
你说得对。你知道吗？我要去。 You're right. You know what? I'm going.
我去不了。 I can't go.
- 那我该带谁去？ - 不，唐娜…… - Then who am I gonna take? - No, Donna...
- 闭上你的脏嘴！ - 唐娜，说真的…… - You shut your filthy mouth! - Donna, seriously...
- 我简直就是他的兄弟。 - 我做他的朋友更久！ - I'm practically his brother. - I've been his friend way longer!
嘿，你知道吗？我要去。 Hey, you know what? I am going.
啊，该死。 Ah, crap.
- 还是朋友吗？ - 直到死亡。 - Still friends? - Till death.
我去不了。 I can't go.
- 我去！闭嘴！ - 去死吧！ - I'm in! Shut up! - Get killed!
呃……埃里克，你确定你不能来吗？ Uh... Eric, are you sure you can't come?
是的，我不能。你知道的。每个人都得工作。没有例外。 Yeah, I can't. You know. Everyone has to work. No exceptions.
而且雷德和我？我们都在监督。 Plus, Red and I? We're both kinda supervising.
- 嗯。 - 美国企业又吞噬了一个受害者。 - Mmm. - Corporate America claims another victim.
埃里克，没关系。 Eric, it's okay.
我知道你不会去的。你是个很有责任心的人。 I knew you weren't gonna go. You're a really responsible guy.
我既爱又恨你这一点。 I love and hate that about you.
好吧，既然……既然斯mock先生这么讲逻辑…… Well, since, uh... Since Mr. Smock here is being all logical...
我想我只好带你们这些失败者中的一个去了。 I guess I'll have to take one of you losers.
- 带失败者去哪儿？ - 齐柏林飞艇。 - Take a loser where? - Zeppelin.
齐柏林飞艇？哦，天哪。那是个乐队，对吧？ Zeppelin? Oh, my God. That's a band, right?
唐娜。 Donna.
九年级的时候，我做了一个关于"通往天堂的阶梯"的口头报告，得了B+。 In the ninth grade, I did an oral report on "Stairway to Heaven," and I got a B-plus.
你一定要带我去。 You gotta take me.
唐娜，九年级的时候，我不是个书呆子…… Donna, in the ninth grade, I wasn't a dork...
而且我没有写关于"通往天堂的阶梯"的报告。 and I didn't write a report on "Stairway to Heaven."
你一定要带我去。 And you gotta take me.
天哪！她不想带你们任何一个，因为她要带我去。唐娜，M-E，我！ God! She doesn't wanna take either one of you, 'cause she's taking me. Donna, M-E, me!
好吧，你知道吗？我要去。 Okay, you know what? I'm going.
我不能。 I can't.
- 你讨厌它，是吗？ - 不，不。很有趣。 - You hate it, don't you? - No, no. It's interesting.
我是说，只是……看看这发量。 I mean, just... Just look at all this body.
我一定……我打赌我……我好像……我高了四英寸。 I must... I bet I'm... I'm like... I'm four inches taller.
我真不该进入这个行业。 I never should've gotten into this.
我什么都不擅长。 I'm not good at anything.
不，不，不。 No, no, no.
- 我喜欢，劳里。 - 真的吗？ - I like it, Laurie. - Really?
谢谢，妈妈。现在你只需要剪一下。 Thanks, Mom. Now all you need is a cut.
不，不。不，不。长度……长度好。长度好。 No, no. No, no. No. Length... Length is good. Length is good.
放下它们。 Drop 'em.
哦，嘿，你看到这个了吗？ Oh, hey, did you see this?
他们给了我一个价格超市钥匙扣。 They gave me a Price Mart key chain.
上面还有小刀什么的。 It's got a knife and everything.
是的，我把它放在口袋里。其他一些人会嫉妒的。 Yeah, I keep it in my pocket. Some of the other guys get jealous.
听着，埃里克，我知道你对加薪很兴奋…… Look, Eric, I know you're very excited about your raise and everything...
但我不想你太沉迷于此。 but I don't want you to get too caught up in this.
别担心，爸爸。 Don't worry, Dad.
我不会用我获奖的职业道德疏远我的同事们的。 I'm not about to alienate my fellow employees with my award-winning work ethic.
我看了休息室的标语。团队合作中没有"我"。 I read the signs in the break room. There's no "I" in teamwork.
这是您的账单，先生，感谢您光临斯迈利餐厅。 Here's your check, sir, and thank you for eating at Smiley's.
哈，哈，哈。真有趣。 Ha, ha, ha. Very funny.
你知道吗，爸爸？我来付。 You know what, Dad? I got this.
把你的手拿开账单。 Take your hand off the check.
我稍后再来。 I'll come back.
杰基，你为什么想去？你讨厌齐柏林飞艇。 Jackie, why do you wanna go anyway? You hate Led Zeppelin.
我从未说过我讨厌他们，迈克尔。 I never said I hated them, Michael.
告诉你吧，我觉得莱德很性感。 For your information, I think Led is hot.
- 费兹，那是她吗？ - 是的。 - Fez, is that her? - Yes.
我希望我能去跟她说话，但我太紧张了。 I wish I could go talk to her, but I get so nervous.
费兹，你不应该紧张。你很棒。 Fez, you shouldn't be nervous. You're awesome.
哪个女孩不想和你在一起？ What girl wouldn't wanna be with you?
嗯，有杰基，劳里…… Well, there is Jackie, Laurie...
这个体育课上认识的女生，化学课上认识的另一个女生…… this girl from gym, another girl from chemistry...
呃，乡村音乐明星坦妮娅·塔克…… uh, country-western star Tanya Tucker...
她从不回信。 who does not answer her letters.
- 嗯…… - 好吧，停。 - Um... - Okay, stop.
温文尔雅、圆滑的费兹去哪儿了？ Whatever happened to suave, silky Fez?
你说得对。我忘了他了。 You're right. I forgot about him.
他很性感。 He's hot.
没错。所以……去追她吧，费兹。 Exactly. So... Go get her, Fez.
卡罗琳？我是费兹。我可以坐吗？ Caroline? It is Fez. May I sit?
好的，谢谢。 Okay, thank you.
好主意，唐娜。 Great idea, Donna.
抱歉，我只是想请同事吃顿饭。 Well, excuse me for trying to buy a coworker lunch.
我不是你的同事。 I am not your coworker.
你是个有兼职工作的高中生。你是临时的。 You're a high school kid with a part-time job. You're temporary.
哦，不。 Uh-oh.
你知道什么能结束争吵吗？布丁。 You know what ends fights? Pudding.
给我七分钟。 Just give me seven minutes.
埃里克，你不能再摆架子了。 Eric, you gotta stop acting like a big shot.
你不是世界之王，你知道的。 You're not the king of the world, you know.
我是月度最佳员工。我不必忍受这个。 I'm employee of the month. I don't have to take this.
这不好，基蒂。 This is no good, Kitty.
- 你打算怎么办，雷德？他在长大。 - 不，我是说你的头发。 - What are you gonna do, Red? He's growing up. - No, I mean your hair.
嘿，哈波。 Hey there, Harpo.
你的喇叭呢？ Where's your horn?
鲍勃，你在取笑我的头发吗？ Bob, are you making fun of my hair?
没有。 No.
- 带我去。 - 不。 - Take me. - No.
- 嗨。 - 嗨。 - Hi. - Hi.
- 你是唐娜，对吧？ - 呃，是的。是的。 - You're Donna, right? - Uh, yeah. Yeah.
- 我是卡罗琳。我想我们一起上西班牙语课。 - 哦，是的。嗨。 - I'm Caroline. I think we have Spanish together. - Oh, yeah. Hi.
你好！ ¡Hola!
嗯，你知道你经常一起玩的那个外国男生吗？ Um, you know that foreign guy you're always hanging out with?
- 费兹？ - 嗯，是的。费兹。 - Fez? - Mmm, yeah. Fez.
嗯，他……他…… Um, is... Is he... Does he...
哦，天哪。你喜欢费兹？ Oh, my God. You like Fez?
- 哦，天哪。来吧。我介绍你们认识。 - 哦，不，不，不。 - Oh, my God. Come on. I'll introduce you to him. - Oh, no, no, no.
没关系。我只是……想…… That's okay. I just... wanted to...
我得去……用洗手间。 I gotta go... use the baño.
愚蠢，愚蠢，愚蠢！ Stupid, stupid, stupid!
怎么了？ What's goin' on?
美容太难了。 Cosmetology is too hard.
我要退学。 I'm quitting.
劳里，你不觉得我想过一百次要退学护理学校吗？ Laurie, don't you think I wanted to quit nursing school a hundred times?
我第一次插导尿管的时候，它断了。 The first time I put in a catheter, it broke off.
但如果我没有进步怎么办？ But what if I don't get any better?
除非你坚持下去，否则你永远不会知道。 Well, you will never know unless you stick with it.
- 哦，你管什么？ - 我管是因为我是你妈妈。 - Oh, what do you care? - I care because I'm your mother.
所以，我关心。 So, I care.
好吧，我们下周开始做指甲。 Well, we do start doing nails next week.
那可能会很有趣。 That might be fun.
而且我碰巧知道医院里有一些病人…… And I happen to know a few patients down at the hospital...
会很乐意修指甲的。 who would love a manicure.
- 谢谢，妈妈。 - 嗯哼。 - Thanks, Mom. - Uh-huh.
是的。这……这……这一定会让他们振作起来，当他们从昏迷中醒来时。 Yep. It's... It's... It's just gonna perk 'em right up when they come out of their comas.
嘿，爸爸。好消息。 Hey, Dad. Good news.
刚又加薪了。 Just got another raise.
好吧，恭喜你这个笨蛋。 Well, good for you, you dumb bastard.
是啊，我告诉你。如果他们继续这样给我扔钱…… Yeah, I tell ya. If they keep throwin' money at me like this...
我可能很快就能有自己的公寓了。 I might be able to get my own apartment soon.
看在上帝的份上，你都57岁了。 For God's sakes, you're 57 years old.
- 啊。 - 埃里克，你为什么不听我的？ - Ah. - Eric, why didn't you listen to me?
如果你去上大学，你本可以真正有出息的。 If you'd gone to college, you could've really been something.
有出息？ 哇。 Been something? Whoa.
你是在跟家居用品部临时助理周末经理说话呢，好吗？ You're talkin' to the interim assistant weekend manager of housewares here, okay?
是的。放尊重点。 Yeah. Show some respect.
你不就是大便镇的镇长吗？ Well aren't you just the president of Turd Town?
爸爸。 Dad.
我一直在想你为什么对我大吼大叫…… I've been thinkin' about why you went so crazy and yelled at me...
我得出的结论是…… and I've come to the conclusion that...
你很疯狂，而且你喜欢对我大吼大叫。 you're crazy and you like to yell at me.
有些事你得知道。 There's somethin' you gotta know.
你……嗯……你是个白痴。 You're... Well... You're an idiot.
哦，太好了。一个励志演讲。 Oh, great. A pep talk.
听着，坐下。 Look, sit down.
我像你这么大的时候，我以为我拥有一切。 When I was your age, I thought I had it all too.
工厂的好工作，稳定的薪水…… Great job at the plant, nice steady paycheck...
刚好够让我混个30年左右。 Just enough to, you know, string me along for 30 years or so.
结果呢？所以他们在困难时期把我踢出去了。 And for what? So they could toss me out on my ass when things got tough.
- 爸爸，我不会…… - 听着，别误会。我钦佩你的职业道德。 - Dad, I'm not gonna... - Look, don't get me wrong. I admire your work ethic.
但你值得比价格超市更好的。 But you deserve better than Price Mart.
你是个聪明人。 You're a smart guy.
而且我……我为你骄傲。 And I'm, uh... I'm proud of you.
哇。真的吗？ Whoa. Really?
- 你……你觉得我聪明？你为我骄傲？ - 哦，天哪。 - You... You think I'm smart? You're proud of me? - Oh, geez.
怎么，你要用说话来破坏这一切吗？ What, you gonna ruin this now by talking?
听着，爸爸。 Listen, Dad.
如果我到了你……这个年纪……还在价格超市工作…… If I'm still workin' at Price Mart when I'm your... older...
请杀了我。 please kill me.
- 你不用求我两次，儿子。 - 哦，这…… - You don't have to ask twice, Son. - Oh, that's...
- 这就是我爸爸。 - 来吧。我们去取笑你妈妈的头发吧。 - That's my dad. - Come on. Let's go make fun of your mom's hair.
- 混蛋。 - 泼妇。 - Jerk. - Wench.
- 工具。 - 蠢货。 - Tool. - Dill-hole.
- 白痴。 - 白痴。 - Moron. - Moron.
我已经说过白痴了。 I already said moron.
白痴。 Moron.
别碰。那些是给唐娜的。 Don't touch. Those are for Donna.
- 凯尔索，唐娜不想要一堆脏饼干。 - 它们不脏。 - Kelso, Donna doesn't want a bunch of dirty cookies. - They're not dirty.
现在脏了。 They are now.
海德，你死定了。 Hyde, you're dead.
哦，天哪。 Oh, my God.
唐娜，你去哪儿了？演唱会一小时后就开始了。我准备好了。我们走吧。 Donna, where have you been? The concert starts in an hour. I'm ready to go. Let's go.
演唱会？ 哦，对。演唱会。 The concert? Oh, right. The concert.
好吧，你们忙着抢门票，我忘了告诉你们了。 Well, you guys were so busy fighting over the tickets, I forgot to tell you.
我把票送人了。 I gave them away.
- 什么？不！ - 给谁了？ - What? No! - To who?
看？你的角质层看起来已经好多了。 See? Your cuticles look better already.
适当的指甲护理是最容易被忽视的事情之一。 Proper nail care is one of the easiest things to overlook.
嗯哼。很好。 Uh-huh. Real good.
哦，天哪，爸爸。我不知道你是个流血的人。 Oh, gosh, Daddy. I didn't know you were a bleeder.
我不是。 I'm not.
嗯，你能按一下这个吗…… Um, could you apply some pressure to this...
我去拿些纸巾？ while I go get some paper towels?