- 全力搜索目標 - 攝像機工作正常 - All eyes are up. - Sat cams are good.
目標鎖定 Target is inbound.
預計到達時間 五分鐘 ETA five minutes.
任務開始 重複一遍 你們可以行動了 Mission is a go. Repeat, you are green to go.
阻截並逮捕海因裡希兄弟 Intercept and apprehend the Heinrich brothers.
保護好設備 Secure the device.
切記 這次是機密行動 And remember, this mission is covert.
我有點事兒 I've got some action.
嗨 我是齊妮亞 Hi, my name is Xenia.
很高興認識你 我是塔克 Pleased to meet you. I'm Tuck.
羅斯福 FDR.
怎麼會想到來香港? So what brings you to Hong Kong?
- 出差 還是旅遊? - 旅遊 - Business or pleasure? - Pleasure.
- 出差 - 都有點 - Business. - A little of both.
你們做什麼生意的? What kind of business?
我是巨型豪華郵輪的船長 I am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel.
旁邊的小兄弟是個厲害的旅行社代理商 My small friend here is a kick-ass travel agent.
我可以上船了嗎 船長? Permission to come aboard, captain?
關於這件事 美女們 不好意思 On that note, will you excuse us, ladies,
我們現在有正事要做 because we do have work to do.
- 不 沒正事 - 有正事 - No, we don't. - Yes, we do.
好吧 現在有了 Yes, we do.
這件西裝不錯 That's a lovely suit.
這薩維爾街最好的一套 Well, it is Savile Row's finest.
你還帶了弟弟來保護你 I see you brought your baby brother to protect you.
你在說什麼? What did you say?
我們走吧 喬納斯 Let's go, Jonas.
槍戰 他們出來了 Shots fired. Men down.
好吧 該我們出場了 All right. Here we go.
子彈 給我子彈 Mag. I need a mag.
打死他 Shoot him.
塔克 Tuck!
喬納斯 Jonas!
海因裡希會不高興的 Heinrich is not gonna be happy.
我更擔心他的老大 I'm more concerned about the boss.
那倒是 你猜那幾個妞還在嗎? Definitely. Hey, you think those girls are still here?
開始吧 庫特斯的只有微小的損傷 Here we go. So the Coretex has minimal damage.
邊緣只有些燒灼的痕跡 There's just some calcining around the edges.
但是 泰萊特的損傷嚴重 However, the Tempolite has significant damage
三百度左右就開始熔化 and there's rusting around 300 degrees.
所以 我們推薦庫特斯的產品 So that means the Coretex gets the recommend.
看到了嗎? 好產品總會閃光的 See, Em? The best product always wins.
- 哦 勞倫 - 什麼事 - Oh, Lauren. - Yes.
我想問一下 我今天可不可以早點下班去休假 I was just wondering if I might skip out a little bit early for the holiday weekend.
傑瑞要帶我去羊駝牧場 Jerry's taking me to an alpaca farm.
好啊 當然可以 休假嘛 又是週末 Oh, yeah, of course. It's a holiday. And a weekend.
當然 你應該早點走 Yeah, so you should do that.
- 好的 - 玩的開心 - Okay. - Have fun.
- 你也是哦 - 會的 - You have fun too. - I will.
塔克 羅斯福 Tuck. FDR.
六個人在停屍房 Six men in the morgue.
還有個屍體在馬路中間 A body in the middle of the street.
是的 但老實說 我們已經盡量... Yes, but to be fair, we did manage to...
- 閉嘴 - 我閉嘴 馬上 - Shut up. - That's me shutting up, right now.
這次逮捕海因裡希任務的準則是 The mission parameters of the Heinrich case...
絕對保密 ...were clearly indicated to be covert.
多虧你們兩位人才 Thanks to you two geniuses...
海因裡希準備為他弟弟報仇 ...Heinrich will be seeking revenge for his brother's death.
你們被停職了 You guys are grounded.
- 什麼? - 停職? - What? - Grounded?
# 只是可能 # # And just maybe. #
# 我會去做 # # I'm gonna make it. #
# 我要搖擺 # # I'm gonna shake it. #
- 嘿 勞倫 勞倫 嗨 - 哦 哦! - Hey, Lauren. Lauren. Hey, hey. - Oh, oh!
嗨 史蒂夫 你好 Hi, Steve, hey.
- 嗨 - 是你 史蒂夫 - Hey. - It's Steve.
是啊 哦 真不好意思 勞倫 這是凱莉 Yeah. Oh, my... I'm so sorry. Uh, Lauren, this is Kelly.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hi. - Hi.
- 幸會 - 幸會幸會 - It's very nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too, yeah.
- 哇哦 鑽石夠大啊 - 是的 - Wow, ha, ha, what a big rock. - Yeah.
我的未婚妻 My fiance, yes. Yeah.
- 你訂婚了? - 是的 - You are engaged? - Yeah.
馬上就結婚 To be married.
感覺對我們就決定在一起了 對吧? Things just worked out exactly how they're supposed to, didn't they?
對 對 Yeah. Yeah.
不錯 Yes.
挺不錯的 Looks cool.
真好 知道嗎? Okay, well, you know what?
我要走了 我要去見我男朋友 肯 I'm gonna go because I'm gonna go meet my guy, Ken.
- 哦 - 他是個外科醫生 - Huh. - Uh, he's a surgeon.
- 哇哦 - 遇到你們真好 - Wow. - So, great, well...
還有恭喜你們訂婚... ...um, congratulations on your ring and...
- 哦 謝謝 - 祝福你們的生活... - Oh, thanks. - ...and your life...
你們的自行車 還有所有事 and your bikes and everything.
都很和睦 就這樣 好吧 Okay. Well, peace.
- 再會 - 好的 拜拜 - See you. - Okay. Bye.
我竟然說的是"和睦" 我死掉算了 I just said "peace." I want to die right now.
壽司一份 Sushi for one.
嗨 肯 Hey, Ken.
- 老樣子? - 嗯 - The usual? - Yeah.
- 過得不怎樣哈? - 你不知道有多糟 - Long day, huh? - You don't know the half of it.
真是太有緣了 This is too funny.
緣分吶 Hysterical.
不好意思 這是你男朋友的位置吧 I'm sorry. This must be your boyfriend's seat.
叫肯 對嗎? Uh, Ken, right?
- 哦 是的 - 不 - Oh, yeah. - No.
壽司一份 對吧 從來都是一個人 Sushi for one. Yeah. Always for one.
這簡直是人生中最丟臉的一刻了 Ugh! It was the most humiliating moment ever.
好吧 其實你應該說些更高端的藉口 Well, because you have to come up with, like, better excuses.
你應該說 You should've been,
"我也有未婚夫 但是他去做縮莖手術了" "I have a fianc?too. But he's getting a penile reduction"
"因為他的小弟弟都拖到地上了" because his penis is so big every time it lands like a poltergeist."
每次我見到他 大腦都不轉了 Can't think of anything when I see him.
我真不敢相信 我居然為了他放棄了一切 I just can't believe I gave up everything for him.
我只覺得自己傻透了 離開家人和朋友 It's just, I felt so stupid. I left my friends, my family...
別這麼說 你搬到這我很高興 Don't say that, I'm happy you moved here.
我們一起生活也很開心啊 We have a happy life together.
他曾經是我的男人 He was my person.
他曾經是你的男人 He was your person.
你知道他那種人最後會怎樣嗎? You know what kind of person he ended up?
他們只配和那種吃黃獅魚的姑娘結婚 The person that ends up with a girl that makes out after she eats yellowtail.
我喜歡壽司 那姑娘看起來不錯 長得也漂亮 I like sushi. She seemed really nice. She was really pretty.
好吧 我不是說那姑娘的不好 Well, I don't give a shit about her.
我只是在說你和你的過去 I give a shit about you and your love life.
我要出門 去約會 見見別的男人 I'm going out, dating, meeting guys.
哦 拜託 你又不是.. Oh, please, you're not...
你要約會 你不是認真的吧 You date, but you're not taking it seriously.
別用這個牌子 洗不幹淨 那個更好用 Don't use that brand, it leaves a film. That one's much more effective.
我希望你和男人相處的時候也能這樣 I wish you would act like that with men.
你能選洗衣液 卻選不了你想要的男人 You can choose a laundry detergent, but you can't choose a guy you want...
那是我的工作 很簡單 有圖表 有數據 That's my job. It's easier. There's charts, there's numbers.
所以你就該去網上相親 他們有很多數據 That's why you start online dating. They have lots of charts.
- 又來了 - 你對網上相親有什麼偏見? - Not that again. - What is your problem with online?
我有什麼偏見? 你看了頭條新聞嗎? What's my problem? Do you watch Dateline?
外面的壞人多麼多啊? How many creeps are out there?
我可能被做成皮衣 或者死在誰的後備箱裡 I could end up a skin suit or in somebody's trunk.
那只是藝術誇張好嗎? Uh, that's a little dramatic, okay?
那種事的發生幾率大概只有二十分之一 That happens to, like, one in 20 girls.
你不會死在後備箱裡的 如果你運氣夠好 You're not gonna end up in a trunk. If you're lucky...
倒是會有人死在你的後備箱 就是這後備箱哦 ...somebody will end up in your trunk. That's your trunk.
行啦 Ha, ha. Stop.
你需要重新開始 好嗎? You need to get back out there, okay?
對 的確 你以前犯過錯 Yeah, sure, you might make a mistake
然後和那個錯的人分手了 and end up with the wrong guy...
但是你卻不再找你的真命天子 這值得嗎? ...but you might end up meeting the right guy. So isn't that worth it?
還能有比這更糟的事嗎? What is the worst thing that could happen?
被做成皮衣 這就很糟 Skin suit. Skin suit's pretty bad.
謝謝你邀請我來你奶奶家 Thank you for having me to your nana's.
開玩笑嗎? 你是我最好的朋友 Are you kidding me? You're my best friend.
我們是一家人 We're family.
哦 天哪 Oh, my God.
- 這是無谷蛋白的 嘗一下 - 嗯? - This is gluten-free. Try a taste. - Hm?
為什麼你們倆獨自坐在這裡啊? Why the heck are you two sitting over here all by yourselves?
你們這樣也不能給我生出小重孫來啊 You're not gonna make me any great-grandbabies this way.
這可是家庭聚會 奶奶 It is a family gathering, Nana.
我不覺得您想讓我倆給你生個小重孫 I don't think you want us making any great-grandbabies.
老實說 我已經向您證明過 To be fair, I have already provided you
您有個多麼優秀的重孫了 with a wonderful great-grandchild.
是啊 不過那不算 因為後來你離婚了 Yeah, but that doesn't count because you screwed it all up.
- 夠狠 - 來吧 莉莉 - Ouch. - Come on, Lil.
我們得給這些孩子演示一下 好嗎? Let's show these kids how it's done, huh?
- 嗯 嗯 看到沒? - 拜拜 - Heh, heh. See? - Ciao.
他們接吻的樣子真噁心 It's kind of gross when they kiss.
哎喲 我喜歡那小子 God, I love that kid.
怎麼了? What's going on?
嗨 沉思者先生 能和我分享一下嗎? Hey, Mr. Deep-ln-Thought. You wanna talk about it?
我只是... 其實那樣挺好的 對嗎? I was just... That kind of thing's lovely, isn't it?
- 那樣真的挺好的 - 什麼挺好的? - It's really lovely. - What's lovely?
我喜歡他們深情對視的樣子 I love the way they look into each other's eyes like that.
我確定他們看到的只有白內障 I'm pretty sure that's the cataracts.
你有沒有... 好吧 Have you... Okay.
你問過我個挺嚴肅的問題 對吧? You asked me a serious question, didn't you?
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah.
那你想不想要一個認真的回答? Right. So do you want a serious answer?
- 是的 需要放下蛋糕嗎? - 是的 - Yeah. Put the cake down? - Please.
- 好吧 - 謝謝 - Okay. - Thank you.
蛋糕放下了 告訴我吧 Cake is down. Talk to me.
- 嚴肅點 男人間的對話 好嗎 - 好的 - Well, no, seriously, man chat. Okay?- Okay.
男人們的對話 Man to man.
我信任你 我知道你會為我做任何事 I trust you. I know you'd do anything for me.
你甚至會為我擋子彈 You would take a bullet for me.
當然我也會這樣 你知道的 對吧? I would for you as well, you know that. Right?
- 你能想象一下嗎? - 好的 - Can you imagine all of that? - Yes.
你能想象我們兩個 Can you imagine what that would be like
愛著同一個女人的場面嗎? to share with a woman?
不能 No.
好吧 Okay.
不可能 No.
謝謝 Thank you.
好了 喬 史蒂文 該你們了 All right, Joe, Steven, you're up.
- 好的 喬 加油 兒子 - 比賽開始啦 - All right, Joe. Good luck, son. - Let's go to war.
就是這樣 佯攻 漂亮 That's it. Now you feint. Nice feint.
- 出拳 - 哦 不錯 打他 哦! - Hit. - Oh, nice. Get on him. Oh!
壓倒他 壓著他 打他 Down he goes. Ground and pound him.
壓住他 壓著打 壓著打 Get on him. Ground and pound. Ground and pound.
- 唔... - 繼續 用拳頭打他 - Uh.... - Keep it going. Hammerfist him.
- 毫無反抗機會 - 我投降 - Rear naked choke. - I give.
好的 他放棄了 他出局了 哦耶！ Yes. He's tapping. He's out. Booyah!
我投降 I give.
看到了嗎? 就是這樣 小夥子 See what I mean? That's how it works, boy.
看見沒? 我贏了 對嗎? See that? I pwned him, didn't I?
- 很棒 你還好嗎? - 當然啦 兒子 - Good. You okay? - Sure did, son.
哈哈! Ha, ha!
- 你就是這麼絕殺他的 - 你到這幹嘛? - That's how you kill him. - What are you doing here?
正好有點時間 我想和家人呆一會 Well, I had a bit of time off and I thought I'd come hang with my homey.
我輸了 I got creamed.
不 你沒有 這是個見仁見智的問題 No, you didn't, that's just a matter of opinion.
你懂柔道嗎? What do you know about fighting?
你不過是個旅行社代理商 You're just a travel agent.
我知道他心裡也沒底就夠了 I know enough to know that he who hesitates...
疼嗎? Pain?
那就是軟弱離開身體的感覺 That's just weakness leaving the body.
哦 爸爸 Oh, Dad.
喬 喬 喬 Joe. Joe, Joe.
媽媽 你知道今天我贏了嗎? Mom, did you see me win today?
柔道比賽嗎? 太棒了 On the mat? That's amazing.
- 嗨 夥計們 - 嗨 - Hey, guys. - Hey.
- 嗨 小傢伙 - 嗨 - Hey, bud. - Hi.
- 嗨 塔克 - 嗨 怎麼樣? - Hey, Tuck. - Hey, how you doing?
我不知道你在這 Didn't know you were in.
正好有幾天假期 所以想來看看喬 Got a couple days off so I thought I'd come see Joe.
你是我見過的唯一一個 You're the only travel agent I've ever met
最名副其實的旅行社代理商 who actually travels for his job.
是啊 Yeah.
呃 我在想 也許 Um, so I was thinking that maybe, um....
說不定 你 我 還有喬 Maybe you, me and Joe,
我們可以一起出去玩 we could all go out together...
就像一家人 然後一起吃點什麼 ...you know, as a family, maybe get something to eat.
一起出去吃飯 我認為這會非常非常好 Have a meal. I think that would be really, really good.
塔克 我今晚有約會 I have a date tonight, Tuck.
不如改天 So maybe some other time.
當然 挺好 不錯 這樣也好 Sure. That's great. Good. That's good.
再見 喬 Bye, Joe.
非常好 So good.
你相信嗎? Do you believe it?
簡直太厲害了 This is simply extraordinary.
上半場太精彩了 What an amazing end to this first half of play.
您是否在尋找生命中的另一半 Are you looking for someone to start a life with?
您是否更想與你的真愛共同生活 Would you rather spend your time with your soul
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噓! 讓我看完 Shh! Let me watch.
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夜晚不再孤單 No more lonely nights.
清晨不再寂寞 No more empty mornings.
為自己送上的愛情禮物 Give yourself the gift of love.
您值得擁有 百合網 怎能錯過? You deserve it. It'sFate.net. What have you got to lose?
真可悲 That's just so sad.
- 早上好 艾拉 - 早上好 - Good morning, Ella. - Good morning.
- 她來了 她來啦 - 嗨 各位 - Here she comes. Here she comes. - Hi, there.
- 心情不錯啊 老大 - 啥? - Looking good, boss. - What?
- 嗨 保羅 - 什麼? 沒事 - Hi, Paul. - What? Nothing.
早上好 哈德森 Good morning, Hudson.
我心情不好 姑娘 I'm down, girl.
我心情也不好 I'm down too.
艾米麗 為什麼我心情不好? Emily. What am I down with?
哦 我的天 就是... Oh, my goodness. It's a....
你的... 看一下你的桌面 Your... Check your desktop.
我去 Oh, crap.
- 嗨 - 男女不限? 喜歡裸泳? - Hi. - Bi-curious? Skinny-dipping?
擅長輪滑 這算什麼 重返十七歲嗎? Rollerblading? I mean, what is this, 1994?
你穿短褲很好看的 You looked adorable in those shorts.
而且男人們會對駱駝趾起反應的 Men are gonna respond to that camel toe.
我要殺了你 翠西 I'm gonna kill you, Trish.
能說句"謝謝"嗎? Uh, how about "thank you"?
公司的人都以為我穿著護士裝打掃衛生 My office thinks I clean my house in a naughty nurse costume.
沒關係的 這說明你不抗拒角色扮演 That's fine. That means you're open to role-paying.
我們得廣撒網 誰知道你喜歡哪種的男人 We're trying to cast a wide net. We don't know what guys you like.
你說我一邊倒立一邊尋找真愛 You've got me in a keg stand looking for a relationship.
我都你不懂想表達什麼 I don't even know what that means.
想表達你的柔韌性好 It means you're flexible
男人們想知道你身體柔韌 而且擅長體操 Guys wanna know that you're flexible and good at good at gymnastics.
不 不 這是媽咪的牛奶特飲 好嗎? No, no, that's Mommy's special milk, okay?
別把我攪進去 怎麼註銷? Just get me off this thing. How do I cancel it?
你不能註銷 這事我說了算 You're not canceling it. I'm in charge of that.
等一下 這是誰? Wait a second. Who is that?
哦 天哪 好帥 Oh, my God. He's cute.
咱們來搞搞清楚 你把你的個人信息 Let me get this straight. You put your personal, private details...
- 上傳到一個相親網站? - 是的 - ...on a very public website? - Yes.
- 你瘋了嗎? - 沒有 - Are you insane? - No.
- 你準備帶她去哪兒? - 別笑話我 - Where you taking her? - Don't do that to me.
帶她去巧言石吧 Taking her to the Blarney Stone.
我喜歡那兒的點唱機 I like the jukebox.
- 瞧你這點出息 - 說啥呢? - You're such a cheeseball. - What?
你如果要赴約的話 我得陪著你 You're gonna go on this date and I'm gonna go with you.
- 不 你不能去 - 不 我要去 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am.
我很擔心你 你太久沒約會了 I'm scared. You haven't done this in a long time.
這個女孩可能是各種凌亂 This girl could be all sorts of crazy.
再說 這種徵婚的女人 And, besides, half those girls
有一半能站著噓噓 塔克 pee standing up, Tuck.
而另一半在我們的監視名單上 The other half are on one of our watch lists.
不就是個約會 It's a date.
好吧 算你走運 正好我今晚有空 Look, lucky for you, I'm free tonight.
我會帶好望遠鏡 護手霜 And I'm gonna bring the binoculars, the hand cream...
跟你保持一百碼的距離 我不會搗亂的 ...keep a hundred-yard radius. It'll be sweet stuff.
不 你不能帶望遠鏡 你不能監視我的約會 No, you can't bring the binoculars. You're not watching my date.
我需要私人空間 I need a little privacy.
到時我用鈴聲暗示你 我就呆在附近音像店 I'll be around the corner on ringtone. I'll be at the video store.
響一聲說明你需要脫身 One ring means you need an extraction,
兩聲 此人危險 三聲 我死心了 two, a cleaner, three, I can get home.
- 兩百碼遠 - 成交 - Two hundred yards. - Sold.
塔克? 你是塔克? Tuck? Are you Tuck?
嗨 我是勞倫 Hi. I'm Lauren.
哦 我的天 你好 Oh, my gosh. Hello. How are you?
很高興見到你 Very nice to meet you.
我也是 You too. Um....
請坐 不好意思 Please, sit. Please, sorry. Yeah.
這個...你真的真的很漂亮 Wow, it's like... You are really, really beautiful.
能再說幾遍嗎 因為你的聲音很好聽 Could you say that a few more times, because your voice is amazing. Ha, ha.
我想我應該為那份詭異的簡歷再次道歉 I feel like I need to apologize again for that bizarre profile.
不用 不用 No, no, no.
我朋友翠西有點.... My friend, Trish, is....
沒事的 誰身邊沒有個怪朋友 Oh, no. Everybody should have a friend who's a spaz.
我想我總有天要滅了她 I think I'm going to have to kill her.
好吧 其實... Well, actually...
- 也許我能幫幫你 - 我開玩笑的啦 - ...I might be able to help you. - I'm kidding.
我也是 So am I.
愛是這個可憐蟲唯一的救命稻草 Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature.
我要讓他相信是有人愛他的 And I am going to convince him that he is loved...
哪怕讓我付出生命代價 even at the cost of my own life.
不論你聽見什麼聲音 不論我怎樣哀求你 No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you...
不論我的叫聲多麼恐怖 no matter how terribly I may scream
都別打開這扇門 否則我會前功盡棄 do not open this door or you will undo everything I've worked for.
乾得好 夥計 Good for you, pal.
告訴我一件你沒寫進簡歷裡的東西 So tell me one thing that's not on your profile.
我有個兒子 I have a son.
- 兒子? - 對 他叫喬 - Oh, you do? - Yeah. He's called Joe.
已經七歲了 非常非常可愛 He's 7 and he's really lovely. Really lovely.
孩子的媽媽呢? And his mom?
我們不合拍 Couldn't work.
你呢? How about you?
- 沒孩子 據我所知 - 好的 - No kids that I know of. - Okay.
也沒前妻 And no ex-wives.
- 我有個很重要的問題要問你 - 好啊 - I have a very important question to ask. - Good. Go on.
你曾經是或者正準備做一個連環殺手嗎? Have you ever been or do you ever plan on being a serial killer?
我當時的意思是 Well, I mean,
這個... 你總得把網撒大一點 it's... You gotta keep your options open.
- 但我不是 - 好的 回答得不錯 - But, no. - Okay, good answer. Ha-ha-ha.
那麼說你從未徒手殺過人了嘍 So you've never killed anybody with your bare hands.
這周沒有 Not this week.
很好 Great.
- 勞倫 你真的很好 - 你也不賴 - Lauren, you're incredible. - You're not so bad yourself.
好了 我要去租部電影 再去洗個冷水澡 All right, I'm gonna go and rent a movie and take a cold shower.
- 我也是 - 好的 - I will too. - Okay.
- 那就等你電話嘍 - 五分鐘後嗎? - And wait for your call for the next... - Five minutes?
這就是一切開始的地方 This is where it all started.
是的 我那時就站在那張桌子旁 Yes, I was standing over there by that desk.
不 你當時是坐在椅子上 突然起身向我走來 No, you were sitting in the chair. And suddenly, you started walking toward me.
慢慢地 慢慢地 Very slowly. Very slowly.
我甚至能數清你的步數 I could count every step.
當你緩緩向我走過來時 And when you're walking towards me very slowly
我心想 I thought,
"這人怎麼了? 不能走快點嗎? " "What's the matter with him? Can't he walk faster?"
- 噢 對不起 - 哦 對不起 你拿走吧 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Oh, I'm sorry. You take it.
- 不 沒關係的 你拿吧 - 確定? - No, no, no, that's okay. You take it. - Sure?
反正你不會喜歡的 結尾很糾結 You're not gonna like it. Twist ending.
而且故事又臭又長 You'll see it coming a mile away.
你怎麼知道我喜歡哪種電影? And how would you know what I like?
我了解電影 也了解女人 I know movies. And women.
- 真的麼? - 嗯哼 - Really? - Mm-hm.
好吧 Okay.
那你何不告訴我我喜歡什麼呢? Well, then, why don't you tell me what I want?
貴婦失蹤案? 為什選它? The Lady Vanishes?Why is that?
首先 選希區柯克的電影永遠不會錯 永遠 Well, firstly, you can never go wrong with Hitchcock. Ever.
它集喜劇 劇情 浪漫於一身 這部是懸疑片 It's got comedy, drama, romance, it's a thriller.
經典但不古板 It's classy, but not stuffy.
聽起來有點費解 A little obscure,
如果你沒看過它 那你一定會感謝我的推薦 so if you haven't seen it, you'll thank me for introducing you to it.
如果你看過了 你應該懂這是個多麼好的選擇 If you have, you'll know what a good choice it was.
- 我看過了 - 嗯哼 - Well, I have seen it. - Mm-hm.
- 確實選得不錯 - 嗯 - And it is a really good choice. - Mm.
但是這部電影比不上 However, not as good as
蝴蝶夢 美人計 迷魂記 Rebecca, Notorious, Vertigo
以及他1960年至1972年間 or pretty much any of his films
任何一部作品 from 1960 to 1972.
其實 這也就算他的二流作品吧 In fact, it's sort of a second-tier title.
二流的 A second.
你知道嗎? 碰巧... You know what? Scratch...
聽著 我知道你在尋找獵物 Look, I see you surveying the prospects.
那個外語片區女孩? 太彪悍了 That one over there in Foreign? Too much angst.
那個穿毛衫挑動畫片的女孩呢? This one in the sweater set, picking out animated movies?
那種女孩會在早餐前就給你們的孩子起好名字 That girl will have your children named before breakfast.
問題在於 沒一個是能讓你玩完就甩的 The problem is, no one looks like a clean getaway.
我懂得 你來這就是想找個租電影的女孩 I get it. You come in here looking for a girl renting a movie.
這種女孩顯然晚上沒有約會 Clearly, she doesn't have a date for the night.
我們是很容易到手的目標 We're easy targets.
你像是那種喜歡一夜情的男人 You look like the guy interested in a one-day rental
如果你懂我的意思的話 如果你真的了解女人 if you know what I mean. If you knew anything about women
或者了解我的話 我自己完全能挑電影 or anything about me, I'm perfectly capable of choosing my own movies.
但還是謝啦 But thanks.
祝獵艷愉快 Happy hunting.
所以 長官 您想讓我入侵 So, sir, you want me to hack into
這家音像店的數據庫嗎? a video store database?
這是為了海因裡希的案子 It's for the Heinrich case.
數據檢索中 Searching database.
很好 繼續找 All right, keep on scrolling.
等下 停 倒回去 Wait. Stop. Scroll back.
就是她了 That's her.
長官 這個女孩和海因裡希有什麼關係? Sir, how is this girl connected to Heinrich?
這是四級機密 That's G-4 classified.
大家好 我是勞倫 斯科特 Hello, everybody, I'm Lauren Scott.
非常感謝大家的到來 Thank you so much for being here today.
早上好 勞倫 Good morning, Lauren.
今天我們來討論一下燒烤架 We're here today to talk about grills.
有誰想說說對它第一印象嗎 Does anybody have any first impressions?
我喜歡那個電動烤架的功能 I like the rotisserie feature.
很好 這對我們很有幫助 Perfect. That's very helpful.
我覺得它升溫不夠快 I don't think it heated up fast enough.
電動機好像有點問題 點火器好像也壞了 Like something was wrong with the motor, maybe the spark was dead.
事實上 先生 點火器一點問題也沒有 Actually, sir, there's nothing wrong with the spark.
有人認為烤架應該一碰就著 Some people think grills just burst into flames at the slightest touch.
但那樣是工作不了的 It doesn't work like that.
還有誰有建設性的意見麼? Does anybody have any useful opinions?
- 我覺得那蓋子不好操縱 - 嗯哼 - I thought the lid was hard to handle. - Mm-hm.
蓋子 太難用了 對吧? Ugh. The lids, what a pain, right?
我覺得那個有點僵硬 死板 反正不好用 I just felt the whole thing to be a bit stiff, uptight, not really user-friendly.
- 我覺得這個因人而異 - 嗯 - I think it depends on the user. - Mm.
恰好我有豐富的烤架使用經驗 It so happens I have a lot of experience with grills.
我可是燒烤架專家 I'm something of a grill master.
這是一款很複雜的烤架 我不確定你用過它 Uh, this is a sophisticated grill. Not sure you've dealt with one of those before.
也許這個烤架並不想燒起來呢 Or maybe a grill like this is just so scared of being burned
一直在燃燒卻保持在一個溫度 it stays on simmer and never really heats up all the way.
- 別碰我的烤架 - 我覺得它難不倒我 - Don't touch my grill. - I don't think this can handle a guy like me.
- 我覺得它能 - 真的麼? - I think it could. - Really?
- 顯而易見 - 證明給我看 - Easily. - Prove it.
明晚八點在巴薩羅那酒吧見 8 p.m. Barcelona. Tomorrow.
我不去 I don't think so.
我想我還能再呆一會兒 討論討論烤架 I guess I could stick around a little longer, talk about grills.
木炭式還是燃氣式呢 Charcoal or gas,
十九號同學 你覺得哪個好? number 19, what do you think?
如果我答應你 你會離開嗎? 我在工作 If I say yes, will you leave? This is my job.
- 明晚八點 - 好的 - Eight p.m. tomorrow. - Fine.
- 好的 - 好的 - Fine. - Fine.
你身上真香 You smell nice.
拜 Bye.
在電腦上幹嗎呢? 看黃片嗎? What were you doing on the computer? Porn?
- 我有那女孩的照片 - 我也在找照片呢 - I have a photograph of my girl. - I was doing the same thing.
調查背景什麼的 A background check.
我不清楚這算變態還是浪漫 I don't know if that's creepy or romantic.
"變態又浪漫" 我一直這樣 想看下她嗎? "Cromantic." I do it all the time. Wanna see her?
- 嗯 當然 想看她嗎? - 好啊 - Yeah, sure. Wanna see her? - Yeah.
我打賭你的那個長著鹿角還會鬼嚎 I bet yours has got antlers and howls.
她確實是 但她是超迷人的那種 She does, but she's incredibly attractive with them.
- 我給她十分 - 數三下 - She's a 10. - Go on three.
一 二 三 然後亮出來? One, two, three and go? All right.
- 好的 我不說話了 - 好的 - Okay. I'll sound off. - Okay.
- 一 - 一 - One - One.
二 三 two, three.
- 這是勞倫.. - 勞倫 勞倫 斯科特 That's, uh, Lauren S... Lauren? Lauren Scott?
斯科特 Scott.
那個音像店女孩? That's the girl from the video store?
就是酒吧附近的音像店 Right around the corner from the bar.
- 我不知道 - 當然了 你怎麼會知道? - I had no idea. - Of course. How could you know that?
她有沒有明確表示過想和你約會? Did she, ahem, actually say she wanted to go out on a date with you, though?
你知道嗎? 我覺得這很簡單 You know what? I'm gonna make this really easy.
我退出 你約她 I'm gonna bow out. You date her.
慢著 她說想和你約會了? Hang on. Did she say she wanted to go out with you?
這不重要 我愛你 你是我最好的朋友 It doesn't matter. I love you. You're my best friend.
- 對 - 去約她吧 - Yeah. - You go date her.
如果我插一腳的話 對你也太不公平了 Yeah, if I got in the picture, it wouldn't be fair.
不好意思 你什麼意思? Well, I'm sorry. What does that mean?
- 什麼意思? - 我是說 老兄 - What does that mean? - I mean, come on, man
你不如我經驗豐富 you're not out there as much as I am.
凡事都一樣是 And like anything
- 熟能啥啥 - 生巧? - practice makes, uh - Perfect?
- 不 不 不 - 你是大師嘍? - No, no, no. - You're perfect?
可能不夠當大師 但也幾乎... Maybe not perfect, but damn near close...
- 是大師了 - 你還真那樣認為啊? - to perfect. - You believe that as well?
- 你不必因我而退出 - 不用嗎? - You don't have to bow out because of me. - I don't?
我覺得她不可能愛上你 夥計 I'm not concerned that she's gonna fall in love with you, pal.
- 你人真好 謝了 - 不用謝 - How very nice of you. Thank you. - You are welcome.
那你行動吧 So do your thing.
無論做什麼 Whatever that is.
還有 And, um...
讓她自己決定 just let her decide.
- 當然 - 對 - Sure. - Yeah.
對 Yeah.
既然我們開始競爭了 何不定些規則呢? While we're at it, why don't we put ground rules in?
應該的 We should.
第一 我們不能告訴她我們認識 One, I don't thinkwe should tell we know each other.
第二 不許干擾對方 Two, stay out of each other's way.
第三 不準耍詭計 Three. Yeah. No hanky-panky, no hanky-panky.
天啊 你真是很久沒約會過了 是吧? God, you have not dated in a long time, have you?
如果這個開始影響到我們的友誼的話... And if this ever starts to affect our friendship...
- 不會的 - 不會的... - Which it won't. - ...which it won't...
- 如果真那樣 我們就退出 - 成交 - then we walk away. - Done.
所以 我們有... So, then, we have... We have...
我們就有君子協定了 We have a gentleman's agreement.
- 君子協定 對 - 最棒的人獲勝 - A gentleman's agreement. We do. - May the best man win.
最棒的人娶她 The best man for her.
- 為了她的幸福 - 是的 - For her. - For the lady.
為了她的幸福 給她最適合的人 For the lady, for her, the best man for her.
抱歉 先生 您嚇到我了 Forgive me, sir. You startled me.
我知道你是薩維爾街最出色的裁縫 I understand you're Savile Row's finest.
我們只是盡全力罷了 先生 We do our best, sir.
既然這樣的話 我想要一套這種布料的西裝 In that case, I'd like to have a suit in this fabric.
啊 南美駱馬絨 確實好眼光 Ah, South American vicugna. An excellent choice indeed.
有一點要求 我要它是獨一無二的 One thing with my suits, I like to know they are one of a kind.
我不想和別人穿一樣的衣服 I wouldn't want anyone wearing the same suit.
- 我想你能明白 - 當然 先生 - I'm sure you understand that. - Of course, sir.
使用如此特殊的面料和顏色的衣服 With this particular fabric and color
我只做過一件 為一個離這很遠的先生做的 I only made one other, and that was for a gentleman who lives quite far away.
有多遠? How far exactly?
洛杉磯 Los Angeles.
您最近要去那辦事咩? Have you any reason to go there soon?
現在有事了 I do now.
你好 抱歉 我現在不在家 請在滴聲後留言 Hello. Sorry, I'm not in. Please leave a message after the tone.
我會盡快回覆你的 I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
塔克 塔克 Tuck, Tuck.
你在哪兒呢 兄弟 都五點了 Where are you, man? Five o'clock.
加州公路巡警快開演了 CHiPs marathon about to start,
我還給"搖滾樂團"準備了新鼓捶 I got new sticks for "Rock Band."
速回電 Call me.
- 天啊 我超愛這裡 - 我想也是 - My God, I love these places. - I thought you might.
把遊戲幣花光了咱們再走 We're not gonna leave until we've spent our tokens.
你好 抱歉 我現在不在家 請在滴聲後留言 Hello. I'm sorry, I'm not in. Please leave a message after the tone.
我會盡快回覆你的 Get back to you as soon as possible.
老兄 你去哪了? Dude, where are you?
嘿 哥們 都五點四十三了 Hey, man, uh, it's about 5:43. Uh....
隨便啦 老哥 陪我逛逛 看點東西唄 So whatever, man, just hanging out, watching the thing.
你是在...? 你是關機了還是怎的 Are you...? Maybe your phone's turned off or something.
但是看到就給我... 顯然你也看不到 But check it to make... Clearly, you can't check it and see if it...
隨便啦 給我回電 Whatever. Call me.
這就是玩空氣曲棍球最有效的作弊方法 So the great air hockey cheats, that is.
我最喜歡學新東西了 I'm available for lessons anytime.
但只能由你教我 But only for you.
我還想給你看點其他東西 There's something else I wanna show you.
我會盡快回覆你的 I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
嘿 兄弟 我有點擔心了 不知道你有沒有 Hey, man, so, uh, I'm a little worried. I don't know if, um...
你這麼久都沒給我回電話 快一小時了吧 You haven't returned my calls for, like, a long time now, like an hour.
所以 如果方便的話給我回電話 好嗎? So, uh, just give me a call if you're okay, okay?
好吧 我都說了有五次"好嗎"了 Okay. I've said "okay" now, like, five times.
回電話 好... Give me a call. Oka...
嗯 我們要去哪呢? Okay, where are we going?
- 這裡有獅子呢 - 不會吧 - There are lions in here. - No.
- 有 - 真的嗎? - Yes. - Are you serious?
好了 睜開眼睛 Okay. Open them.
喔 太漂亮了 Wow, it's so beautiful.
來吧 Come on.
我們要上去嗎? We're going up there?
- 你會接住我的 對嗎? - 當然 - You're gonna catch me, right? - Yeah.
- 發誓? - 保證 - Promise? - Absolutely.
- 那好 - 一 - Okay. - One
二 two
三 three.
你做到了 There you go.
噢 天啊 Oh, my gosh.
- 很好 很好 - 好玩嗎 - Okay, okay. - Right.
- 剛才怎麼回事? - 對不起 我沒抓牢 - What was that? - I'm sorry, I lost my grip.
你故意的 You did that on purpose.
也許吧 Uh.... Maybe I did.
我覺得你就是故意的 I think you did.
有時候 墜落是最精彩的部分 Well, sometimes falling is the best part.
繼續 Come on.
- 好 - 姐高潮了 - Yeah. - I'm coming.
# 啊 好淫蕩 # # Uhhh, so horny. #
等等 Hold on.
- 哈嘍 - 嘿 是我 現在能說話嗎? - Hello. - Hey, it's me. Can you talk?
- 可以 什麼事? - 就是 我不知道 - Yeah, what's up? - It's just... I don't know.
我覺得同時和兩個人約會很奇怪 I feel weird about dating two guys at once.
什麼 這有什麼可奇怪的 Are you serious? Don't feel bad about dating two guys.
這是好事 懂嗎? 你就該這樣生活 This is good, okay? You gotta go out there and live a life
為了那些像我一樣不能這樣做的女人 for women like me who can't
我們只能在每周三晚九點 邊吃奇多 who have to have sex with the same guy every Wednesday night at 9:00
- 邊和同一個人做愛 - 聽起來不賴 - while we're eating Cheetos. - That's kind of awesome.
確實很好 It is awesome.
為了所有的女性同胞 For women everywhere.
這才對嘛 去吧 That's the spirit. Do it.
鮑勃現在超級饑渴 我得掛了 And Bob's super horny, I gotta go.
好 拜拜 Okay. Bye.
為所有女性同胞 我愛死這個口號了 Okay. For women everywhere. I love it, I love it, I love it.
# 我愛你那麼久 # # Me love you long time. #
塔克 Tuck.
你的搭檔呢? Where's your partner?
- 哦 他去約會了 - 我想也是 - Oh, he went out on a date. - Of course he did.
他是少女殺手 The guy's an assassin,
他看上的人都逃不出他的魔爪 對吧? slays everything he sets his sights on, right?
我們已經鎖定那個牌照了 We got a positive lock on that license plate.
- 要我追蹤它嗎? - 是的 - Do you want us to put it up? - Yes.
算了 還是算了 No. Actually, no, don't.
- 還是要吧 如果你願意 謝謝 - 好吧 - Yeah, go on. If you would, thanks, yeah. - Okay.
不不 我們不能這樣 No. No, we can't.
好吧 追蹤吧 繼續 Yeah. You gotta do it now. Go on.
- 我找到了 - 很好 - I'm here now. - Okay.
哇哦 Wow.
- 我還以為你不會來呢 - 我說了我會來 - I wasn't sure if you were gonna show. - I told you I could handle it.
再看吧 過來 We'll see. Come on.
- 我排了好久呢 - 別擔心 - Oh, I don't wanna lose my spot. - Don't worry about it.
你先請 After you.
請進 Go ahead.
讓他們進去 Let them through.
- 夥計 見到你真高興 - 最近怎麼樣? - Good to see you, buddy. - How you doing?
我發誓你一定會愛上這地方的 You'll gonna love this place, I swear.
嘿 希拉 你好嗎? Hey, Ciera. How are you?
你一定會盡興的 只要放鬆一點 找點樂子 I think you're enjoying yourself. You just have to loosen up. Get off the simmer.
納撒尼爾 Nathaniel.
好呀 寶貝? 最近怎樣? What's up, baby? How've you been?
瞧瞧你 Look at you.
你真是光芒四射 You are shining like a bright light.
你們也在? 太巧了 You guys are here? Come on.
我得去跟DJ打聲招呼 他認識我 All right, I gotta go say hi to the DJ. He knows me.
來吧 進來玩吧 進來進來 Come on. Come on in. Come on. Come on.
你好? What's up?
女士優先 After you, my lady.
給我85年的凱歌香檳 塞米 '85 Veuve, Sammy.
你要去哪兒? Hey. Where are you going?
你要去哪兒? 我們才剛到 Where are you going? We just got here.
知道嗎? You know what?
- 我不適合你 - 拜託 只要... - I'm not the girl for you. - Oh, come on, just...
先進來好麼 會很有意思的 Come inside for a minute, we'll have a good time.
真的不用 我已經洗手不幹了 It's really okay. I've done this.
我高中當體操運動員的時候 When I was a gymnast in high school,
最會的就是倒立喝酒了 my best event was the keg stand.
- 你是運動員? - 看不出來吧 - You're a gymnast? - Unbelievable.
我的問題很合理啊 It's valid question.
你說你是運動員 然後我就問一下 You said you were a gymnast, I asked a question.
所以我要離開了 That's exactly why I'm walking away right now.
就因為你古板 不懂怎麼找樂子? Because you're uptight and you don't know how to have good time?
你的情商永遠停留在十五歲 You have the emotional intelligence of a 15-year-old boy.
你以為我真願意和你約會或陪你回酒吧? And you think I'd be interested in going out with you or going back up in the club?
- 我沒這麼想過 - 謝謝 妄下評論公主 - I don't think so. - Thank you, judgemental princess.
- 我們能到此為止嗎? - 求之不得! - Can we call it a night? - Can we please call it a night！
- 晚安 - 拜拜了您 - Good night. - Sayonara.
玩得開心 Have fun.
再見 回你的療養院吧 我會去看望你的 Ciao. Go back to the retirement village. I will see you soon.
人家當然願意啦 Of course I do.
天吶 不是吧 Oh, my God. This is not happening.
回來回來 等等 Come back here. Wait, wait, wait.
- 吻我 - 什麼? 不要 - Just kiss me. - What? Absolutely not.
- 我認真的 - 憑什麼? 我不 - I'm being serious. - Why would I? No.
- 現在馬上吻我 - 不要 你也太善變了 - Just kiss me right now. - I'm not gonna kiss you. You're bipolar.
- 閉嘴 - 哦 - Stop. - Oh.
勞倫 Lauren. Uh...
勞倫 嘿 Lauren, hey.
- 又遇到你了 - 哦 是史蒂夫 - There you are. - Oh. Oh, Steve.
上帝啊 居然又碰到你了 這麼巧 Oh, my God, that is so funny running into you again. That's so funny.
這是我男朋友 羅斯福 Um... This is my boyfriend, FDR.
他... 他就是我說的那個外科醫生 He, uh... He's the surgeon that we were talking about.
- 是嗎 - 是的 - Huh. - Yeah.
神經外科醫生 我是兒童醫院的神經科主任 Neurosurgeon. I'm the department head at the children's hospital.
- 哇 真厲害 - 哪裡哪裡 - Wow, that's amazing. - Nah.
- 是的 他確實很厲害 - 得了 - He is. He's really amazing. - Stop it.
- 厲害? - 老實說 我覺得我太幸福了 - Amazing? -You know I can be honest with you, I don't know what makes me happier.
能看到孩子們天真的笑容 Smile on a child's face
還能看到清晨躺在我身邊的你 or waking up next to you every morning.
- 我愛你 - 我也愛你 真好 - I love you. - I love you. I love you too. That's so funny.
倒霉蛋 Jinx. Ha-ha-ha.
- 我們很幸福 - 是啊 - We're really happy. - Yeah, we are.
- 對 - 和這樣的女孩在一起 - Yeah. - Who wouldn't be happy
誰能不幸福呢? 她這麼完美 with a girl like this? Look at her. She's got everything.
- 漂亮 時尚又優雅 - 他就是嘴甜 - She got the beauty, the style, the grace. - He's so sweet to me.
你知道她以前是體操運動員嗎? Did you know she was a gymnast in the high school?
我不知道 No, I didn't know that.
- 想你也不知道 - 是的 - Didn't think so. - Yeah.
不過他喜歡 He likes it.
- 活蹦亂跳的 我喜歡 - 那是 - Frisky, I love it. - Yeah.
你能在單槓上那樣嗎 Can you do that thing on the high bar?
我覺得我們該走了 I think we should probably get going.
斯坦 幸會 我們該走了 Stan, it was such a pleasure.
是史蒂夫 無所謂了 We gotta go. I mean, it's Steve, but that's cool.
很高興認識你 Great meeting you.
是史蒂夫 都差不多 Steve, yeah, whatever
很高興認識你 Really nice meeting you.
- 很高興見到他 - 甜心 真是幸會 - Really nice meeting you. - Sweetheart, It was a pleasure.
哦 看哪 吻手禮呢 Oh, look at that. A little kiss on the hand there.
- 真會討人歡心 - 你真幸運 - That's sweet. - You are so lucky.
我知道 I know.
- 拜拜 - 再見 夥計們 - Bye. - Bye now, guys.
- 拜拜 - 再見 西蒙 玩得開心點 - Yeah. - See you. Have fun, Simon.
- 是史蒂夫 - 好了 太感謝你了 - It's Steve. - Okay. Thank you so much.
不好意思 你剛說什麼? 我這隻耳朵有點背 I'm sorry. What did you say? This ear's a little deaf.
我說謝謝 謝謝 不用為了這個詞糾結吧 I said, thank you. Thank you. You don't have to be annoying about it.
想吃點東西嗎? 我知道這附近有家披薩店 Do you wanna go grab a bite? I know a pizza place around the corner.
剛才的事你還欠我一個解釋 You owe me an explanation for whatever that was.
- 好吧 你說的對 - 答應了? - Okay. You're right, I do. - Yeah?
- 當然 - 我們走吧 - Sure. - Let's go.
- 好吧 - 走吧 - Okay. - Okay.
所以我放棄一切 追隨他來到這裡 So I packed up my entire life and I followed him out here.
可是六個月後 And then six months later,
我抓到了他和一個普拉提教練上了床 I found him in bed with a Pilates instructor.
他和我想象的差太遠了 He's just not the guy I thought he was.
- 我犯了個錯誤 - 我不相信錯誤 - I made a mistake. - I don't believe in mistakes.
對你這樣的人來說 這還真是種合適的人生觀 Well, that's a very convenient philosophy for someone like yourself.
錯誤造就了我們 It's the mistakes that make us who we are.
錯誤帶你來這兒了 對嗎? They led you here, right?
你現在想回亞特蘭大生活嗎? Would you rather be back in Atlanta right now?
不太想 No, not really.
錯誤讓你找到了你喜歡的工作 They led to your job, you like your job.
- 我超愛我的工作 - 這不就得了 - I love my job. - So there you go.
隨便說說 Just saying.
- 你真聰明 - 嗯哼 - You're very smart. - Mm-hm.
以一個夜店控的標準來說 Pretty smart for a club rat.
哈 好傷人 Ha. Ouch.
- 早上好 - 早上好 長官 - Good morning. - Good morning, sir.
昨天的女人很美嘛 Nice-looking woman from last night.
- 你監視我約會 - 什麼? 我沒有 - You reconned my date. - What? No. No.
不 你有 Yeah, you did.
好吧 我確實有 對不起 Okay. I'm sorry, I did. I reconned your date.
- 我們有協議的 - 我知道 - We had a deal. - I know.
- 抱歉 我開始覺得... - 你覺得? - Sorry, I started thinking... - You started thinking?
我必須知道... 我也不知道 I had to find out... I didn't know.
如果昨晚我們做了什麼 你要怎樣? If there was some action, what were you gonna do?
- 調來特種部隊? - 怎麼會 - Call in Special Ops? - No.
- 調狙擊手? 爆我頭? - 不 我是說 - Sniper squad? Take me out? - No, no. I mean...
慕尼黑分部查到了海因裡希在香港的一個手下 Our Munich office got a hit back on one of Heinrich's men from Hong Kong.
他叫伊凡 索可洛夫 Name is Ivan Sokolov.
這是墨西哥聯邦安全指揮部掌握的資料 Here's a surveillance file from the DFS in Mexico.
我們猜他準備從洛杉磯港把海因裡希接入境 We expect he's trying to get Heinrich into the country through L.A. Harbor.
傳聞伊凡住在洛杉磯 Chatter suggests Ivan lives here in L.A.
現在 解決掉他 Now, flush him out.
她已經不生氣了 She's definitely lost her sparkle.
好吧 你去聯繫國際刑警 我去找線人 All right, look, you flag Interpol, I'll call some of our contacts.
我真的喜歡這個女孩 I really like this girl.
我也很喜歡她 I really like her too.
不 我是真心喜歡她 No, I really, really like her.
- 我也是 - 是嗎? - So do l. - You do?
是的 Yeah, I do.
- 所以你不會放棄囉? - 不會 - So you're not backing off? - Nope.
好吧 Okay.
那你應該知道我和勞倫約會的時候 Then you ought to know that when we went out on our date,
我和她... Lauren and l...
我們... we, um....
怎麼了? What?
怎麼了? 你們幹什麼了? What? What did you do?
我們接吻了 We shared a kiss.
- 哇 - 嗯哼 - Wow. - Mm-hm.
無比美妙的法式濕吻 Incredibly magical kiss with tongue.
哦 寶貝 多美妙 Oh, dear. Wonderful.
你個禽獸 You are an animal.
聽著 夥計 我們也接吻了 Look, pal, we kissed too.
那個吻確實不凡 我覺得我倆有戲 It was pretty special. I don't think it will be the last.
- 我們拭目以待吧 - 咱們走著瞧 - Well, we'll see about that, won't we? - We shall see about that.
對 咱們走著瞧 Yes, we will. We will see about that.
別那樣 別學我說話 Don't do that. Don't say what I just said.
咱倆走著瞧 We will see about that.
走著瞧 咱倆 About that, we will see.
咱倆走著瞧 We will see about that.
走著瞧 咱倆 About that, we will see.
我需要竊聽器 紅外監視器 微型攝像頭 I want parabolics, infrareds, sat cams,
所有有用的設備 everything we got on the job.
我要掌握勞倫 斯科特的一切信息 I want you to acquire intel on one Lauren Scott.
- 她有什麼秘密喜好 - 她討厭什麼 - What are her secret likes.... - Dislikes.
我要知道什麼能讓她笑 什麼能讓她哭 I want to know what makes her laugh, makes her cry.
最好的朋友 親人 Best friends, family members.
所有信息都很重要 Everything is important.
她最近三次和誰上的床 The last three guys she slept with.
她上個星期和誰睡的覺 Who she was sleeping with last week.
需要我們幹掉他們麼? You want us to take them out?
對... Yea...
不用 No.
- 不用 - 不好意思 可是... - No. - I'm sorry, but...
這和海因裡希的案子有關嗎? Does this have to do with Heinrich?
這是五級機密 I'm afraid that's level 5 classified.
只能向我匯報 For my eyes only.
這次行動是最高機密 This operation is top secret.
- 不要讓你的國家失望 - 收到 - Don't let your country down, boys. - Roger that.
# 這就是我們要做的 # # This is how we do it. #
# 周五的夜晚 # # It's Friday night. #
# 我感覺很爽 # # And I feel all right. #
# 在西邊有一個派對 # # And the party's here on the west side. #
# 我加大馬力 調高音量 # # So I reach for my 40 And I turn it up. #
# 司機拿來我的車鑰匙 # # Designated driver take the keys to my truck. #
# 奔向到海岸 因為我的寶貝就在那裡 # # Hit the shore 'cause I'm faded Honeys in the street say. #
# 她說親愛的 你來了 # # Monty, yo, we made it. #
# 這感覺真棒 # # It feels so good. #
# 今夜都屬於我 # # In my hood tonight. #
# 卡尼島上 男男女女玩在一起 # # The summertime skirts and the guys in Kani. #
# 小混混們都忘了飆車 # # All the gangbangers forgot About the drive-by. #
# 調整到最佳狀態 # # You gotta get your groove on. #
# 趁我們還能好好玩一把 # # Before you go get paid. #
# 所以放下酒杯 舉起雙手 # # So tip up your cup And throw your hands up. #
# 讓我聽到你們說 # # And let me hear the party say. #
# 我很陶醉 因為 # # I'm kind of buzzed and it's all because. #
# 這就是我們要做的 # This is how we do it.
# 只有南部才有這種感覺 # # South Central does it like nobody does. #
# 這就是我們要做的 # # This is how we do it. #
# 周圍的人裡你最懂風情 # # To all my neighbors you got much flavor. #
# 這就是我們要做的 # This is how we do it.
# 讓我們回到過去 # # Let's flip the track bring the old school back. #
# 這就是我們要做的 # # This is how we do it. #
# 手都舉起來 # # All hands are in the air. #
# 隨著音樂搖擺 # # And wave them from here to there. #
# 如果你是奧運健將 # # If you're an O.G. mack. #
# 或者明日巨星 # # Or a wanna-be player. #
# 我的朋友都對我很好 # # You see, the hood's been good to me. #
# 從我默默無聞 # # Ever since I was a lower-case G. #
# 到名利雙收 # # But now I'm a big G. #
# 讓我聽到你們說 # # Let me hear the party say. #
# 如果你從 # # If you were from #
# 我的家鄉來 你就會知道 # # Where I'm from then you would know. #
# 這就是我們要做的 # # This is how we do it. #
- 你們在幹嘛? - 沒幹嘛 - What the hell is going on in here? - Nothing.
抱歉打斷你們的遊戲 Well, I'm sorry to interrupt playtime,
但我們找到了伊凡 索可洛夫 but we have an address on Ivan Sokolov.
我覺得你們也該出去轉轉了 And I thought you boys might wanna get out of the office.
當然 Absolutely.
我衝鋒 你斷後 I'll take lead, you run backup.
這回我衝鋒 謝謝 I was thinking of taking lead on this one, thank you.
一直都是我衝鋒 你也不是什麼事都會 I'm always the first in the door. You're not always first at everything, mate.
你好 我們是伊凡的朋友 Hello. We're, um, friends of Ivan.
對了 你先請 Oh, no, take lead, please.
不 不 還是你先 No, no. Honestly, after you.
- 用的百露? - 廣霍香 - Brut? - Patchouli.
我喜歡廣霍香 很可愛 I love patchouli. Lovely.
- 不是 我... - 你剛賭了什麼? - Oh, no, I'm like... - Yeah. What are you betting down there?
哈嘍! 打牌呢! Hello! Cards!
我也很喜歡玩牌呢 Mate, I am such a huge fan of poker.
他是裡諾釣魚大賽的冠軍 He actually won the Go Fish Masters tournament in Reno.
這是私人遊戲 This is private game.
別對我指手劃腳 你知道我是誰麼? Don't wave your hands at me, chief. Don't you know who I am?
他午飯喝多了 腦子短路 He got into the rose at brunch, he's gonzo.
我說了這是私人遊戲 I said this is private game.
我知道你是誰 I know who you are, mate.
- 伊凡 - 恐怖分子 - Ivan. - The terrible.
我們是卡爾 海因裡希的朋友 We're friends with Karl Heinrich.
有個小問題 There's one little trouble.
海因裡希沒有朋友 Heinrich doesn't have any friends.
哦 我的天 Oh, dear.
子彈! 給我子彈! Mag! Give me a mag!
你到底準備了沒? Do you ever come prepared?
廢話 說什麼廢話! Bollocks, mate. Bollocks!
拿出槍 Get out your gun.
塔克 趴下! Tuck, get down!
趴下! Get down!
走你 我逮著你了? There you are. I got you, eh, mate?
不 是我抓到的 No, I got him.
對 當然是你了 乾的漂亮 Yeah, of course you did, mate. I love your work.
告訴我們海因裡希在哪 Tell us where Heinrich is
我們來做個交易 伊凡 and we'll be able to cut you a deal, Ivan.
我什麼都不會說的 I'm not saying anything.
好吧 你在這會有吃有喝 還有新褲子 Okay, you get three square meals a day and we'll get you a nice pair of trousers.
我們走 噴點除臭劑吧 伊凡 臭死了 Let's go. Give deodorant a chance, Ivan. You stink.
- 怎麼了 - 嗯? - What's happening? - Hm?
- 怎麼了 - 是柯林斯 我要去看醫生 - What's going on? - Uh, Collins. I'm gonna go see the medic.
- 是啊 - 你呢? - Yeah. - You?
沒什麼 一批電腦芯片到了 No. Just the intel flash coming over.
- 知道了 - 好 - Roger that. - Right. Right.
她給她朋友翠西發了短信 She texted her friend Trish.
說她想聊聊 因為她F-T-F-O了 Said she needed to talk because she was F-T-F-O.
破譯組認為這是太他媽糾結的意思 長官 Which Cryptography Department believes means she was freaking the fuck out, sir.
老實說 我知道這事的時候都要笑爆了 I S-H-l-T you not. I was L-M-F-A-O when I read that.
這太瘋狂了 搞... It was crazy, ridiculou...
博斯維克! 噓噓噓噓噓 Bothwick! S-H-H-H-H-H.
然後翠西打電話給保姆 告訴她有緊急情況 Trish then called the babysitter and told her it was an emergency.
這很嚴重 相當嚴重 This is serious. This is really serious.
想不到這也能出問題 上個月我還和鮑革約會 Can't believe this is my problem. Last month, I was dating Boggle.
這個月 和兩個帥哥約會 This month, I'm dating two gorgeous guys.
你別把鮑革當男人了 這只是個遊戲 I need you to stop making references to Boggle like a man. It's a game.
而你聽起來像養了九隻貓還性冷淡的女人 And you sound like a woman who has nine cats and knits her ass off.
你從沒說過帥 你說的好看 這就有區別了 You never said gorgeous. You said good-looking. There's a difference...
- 想看看他們的照片嗎? - 想 - Wanna see a picture of them? - Yes.
- 好 - 我不知道你還有照片 給我 - Okay. - I didn't know you had pictures. Give it.
哇哦 Oh. Wow.
- 如何? - 好像會很有趣哦 - Right? - That's dirty sex.
你和他愛愛 然後身上就會沾上他們味道 You know you're gonna have dirty sex and it's gonna stink.
不是說愛愛 我是說男人的氣味 那是好東西 Not like sex. I mean, like, man stink, the good stuff.
確實不錯 對你來說 另外那個長什麼樣? That's pretty impressive. For you, yeah. What does the other one look like?
直接翻頁就行 點一下 You just scroll over, you do the finger thing.
哦 天哪 他也很性感 Oh, my God. He is hot too.
你太厲害了 I am impressed with you.
- 這麼性感 這男的真是 - 你嚇死我了 - This is hotness. That man is... - You scared the shit out of me.
- 你沒事吧? - 沒事 - You all right? - Yup.
- 醫生怎麼說? - 挺好的 - Medically speaking? - Fine.
- 他們是人不是商品 - 你不怎麼會撒謊 - They're people, not products. - You're not a very good liar, know that?
- 你最會了 - 他們從沒帶我出去玩過 - Oh, yes, and you are. - They never play this game with me.
既然都來了 我們一起看吧 Seeing as we're both here, we might as well share resources.
- 多好的人啊 - 我沒的選吧 - Incredible guys. - I don't have a choice.
- 請坐 - 來了 - Please, sit down. - Oh, I'm staying.
好吧 作為朋友我能幫你 Okay, good, good. Well, I'm available as a friend.
如果你願意讓我和這兩個人上床的話 If you want me to have sex with both of those guys
咱們床上定勝負 just to test out stuff and see who comes back a winner and who doesn't.
他們不會發現的 我扮成你 把頭髮扎起來 They wouldn't know. I'd pretend I was you. I'd put my hair up in a pony.
雖然我很忙 因為我有孩子 Obviously I'm busy, because I'm a mother,
但我還能擠出點時間 but I would carve out time in my schedule.
因為我夠朋友 That's the kind of friend I am.
- 她怎麼去會咨詢這純爺們 - 我不知道 - Why is she listening to that old man? - I have no idea.
- 知道嗎 這樣沒用 - 好吧 好吧 - Okay. You know what? That's not helpful. - Okay, fine.
那我們玩你最擅長的座談會形式 Do one of your "focus groups" you do at work.
你是來賓 我是主持人 You can be the focus group, I can be in charge, like you.
- 哦 這主意不錯 - 好 - Oh, that's actually a good idea. - Okay.
不錯 我喜歡 This is good, I like this.
好的 那我問你一些關於商品的問題 Okay, so I will ask you questions about the products.
- 好 - 就是那兩個人 - Okay. - The people.
你告訴我你喜歡哪個以及原因 And you tell me who you like and why.
我不知道 他們都很棒 I don't know. They're both incredible.
這麼糾結呢 我還得趕回家 What a struggle. I have to go home
去擦鮑勃鬍子上的塔塔醬 and clean tartar sauce out of Bob's beard right now.
也可能是蛋蛋上的 Probably one of his testicles.
你還要給我講這兩個人有多棒嗎 You're gonna talk to me about how amazing these guys are?
他們就沒什麼缺點嗎? Is there anything bad about them?
好吧 讓我想想 缺點 Okay, let me think. Flaws.
想起來了... I think there...
有那麼一點 There is one thing.
羅斯福的手小小的 像女的一樣 FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands.
像霸王龍那樣的手 Like little T. rex hands.
- 哈! - 哦 噁心 - Ha! - Oh, grosss.
這就是說他的小弟弟就像糖豆那麼小 Means he's got a Mike and lke for a penis.
你知道這不是真的 你見過的 You know that's not true. You've seen it.
你在孟加拉見過 你知道這不是真的 You've seen it in Bangladesh, you know that's not true.
而塔克是英國人 And Tuck is British.
- 這什麼意思 - 沒什麼意思 - What is that supposed to mean? - Doesn't mean anything.
那都一樣 他倆差不多 現在進入選擇模式 That's the same, they're kind of even. So get into decision-making mode.
我要你快點作決定 真有意思 And I need you to do it kind of quickly. It's fun,
但又不是我和他們上床 but I'm not the one having sex.
- 我不能太投入 - 知道我需要什麼嗎? - So I can't be that invested. - Okay. You know what I need?
嗯 Mm.
- 來個3P - 不 我要截止日期 - A joint. - No, I need a deadline.
我要給自己有限的時間來作決定 Gonna give myself a finite amount of time to make this decision.
- 不錯 - 一周之內作出選擇 - That's good. - One week I have to make a decision.
一周? One week?
她在佐治亞州長大 Okay, so she grew up in Georgia.
她喜歡去流浪狗收容站當義工 She likes to volunteer at dog shelters.
她熱愛古典搖滾 喜歡收集雪佛蘭的汽車模型 She's a fan of classic rock and collecting mini Camaros.
什麼 真車那種嗎? What, as in the cars?
太好玩了! This is so fun!
你真是個天才 You're a natural in this.
太奇怪了 我爸以前也收集這些 It's just so weird. My dad used to collect these.
但都沒有這輛好 而且他也不讓我開 They were never as nice as this one. But he never let me drive them.
真不懂他為什麼不讓 I can't possibly imagine why he wouldn't do that.
# 我中了她的魔咒 # # She's got a magic spell on me. #
他是在衝偵察機比中指嗎? Did he just give our bird the bird?
# 現在我有了女人 # # Now I've got a woman. #
- 怎麼了? - 什麼? 那是尾氣 - What was that? - What? Well, that was the exhaust.
- 哦 - 加足馬力 繼續 - Oh. - Give it some throttle. Go on.
她喜歡紅酒 薰衣草鹽浴 She likes red wine, lavender bath salts.
她還收集古斯塔夫克裡姆特的海報 And she collects posters by Gustav Klimt.
- 哈? - 對 奧地利人 畫畫的那個 - Huh? - Yeah. Austrian cat. Boy can paint.
你看過"吻"嗎? 就這樣 Ain't you never seen The Kiss? You know, like that:
當然 我當然見過 Yeah, no, of course I have.
這是我想的那樣麼? Is this what I think it is?
你是他粉絲哦? You're a fan?
- 古斯塔夫克裡姆特的? - 就是他 - Of Gustav Klimt? - Of Gustav Klimt.
他是我最喜歡的畫家 He's my favorite artist.
他也是我最喜歡的畫家 He's my favorite artist.
真是難以置信 This is incredible.
- 這些是真品嗎? - 是 - Are these real? - Yeah.
好的 等下 Okay, stop.
- 你認識這幅嗎? - 認識 - You recognize this? - Yes.
- "豎琴師" 1895年? - 我.. - The Harpist, 1895? - I have this...
在書裡見過 Seen it in a book.
他創辦維也納分離派前的作品 Pre-secession movement.
看這平面和立體之間的銜接 Look at the tension between two-and three-dimensionality.
平面和立體之間的銜接得多麼緊密 The tension between two-and three-dimensionality.
不可思議 這是我的最愛 Incredible. This is my favorite.
你怎麼知道的 How do you know?
"金魚" 1902年 Undine, 1902.
哦我的天哪 太神奇了 Oh, my goodness, this is amazing.
當時創新變成了本能... Innovation became intrinsic....
在德加和其他現代派畫家身上 To Degas and other modernists.
你可以看到新藝術派的影響 You can see influence of art nouveau.
他是手指繪畫的擁護者 Strong advocate of finger-painting movement.
什麼? What?
嘿 信號沒了 Hey. We lost contact.
有時他會觸摸他的作品以接近它們 Sometimes he would finger his paintings to get closer to them.
他 呃 用他的... He, uh, used his....
他會... He would...
用手指直接在畫布上作畫... The intimacy with the canvas to finger a painting...
來... To...
而不是用手 Rather to paint using hands.
有時 他還會用泥和小棍 Sometimes, he would use mud and sticks.
知道嗎 他還用泥和小棍... You know, he used mud and sticks... Ahem.
他用過? He did?
如果他找不到小棍的話 If he couldn't find a stick...
- 他會用他的老二 - 他會用他的 - he would use his dick. - ... he'd just use his...
什麼? What?
臥槽 是誰...? Oh, son of a bitch. Who is...?
我覺得今天講得夠多了 You know, I think enough talking.
就用這幅畫來說明一切吧 Let's let the paintings speak for themselves.
哦 天哪 Oh, my God.
哇 Wow.
太美了 That is so beautiful.
太美了 It's amazing.
簡直難以置信 Just incredible.
對 沒錯 Yeah. It is.
謝謝你 Thank you.
- 喂? - 嘿 是我 - Hello? - Hey, it's me.
- 怎麼樣? - 他們都很好 太好了 - How did it go? - They both went well. Too well.
我不知道要怎麼辦 I don't know what to do.
太棒了 我馬上過去 That's awesome. I'm coming over.
調到五號機 音量調大一點 Go up on 5. Let's just pump the audio a little bit.
真要這麼做嗎 長官? 這是非法的 Are you sure about this, sir? We might have some constitutional issues here.
愛國者法案 Patriot Act.
- 怎麼樣? - 他們兩個都太棒了 - So how was it? - They're both incredible.
羅斯福有雙迷死人的眼睛 Uh, FDR has these amazing eyes that you just wanna melt into.
太美了 他帶我看了我最喜歡的東西 So beautiful. He brings out the best in me.
他很有激情 He really challenges me.
但他是那種精力特充沛的人 他太滑頭了 But he's that guy who's always on, he's superslick.
有時候 我覺得他只在意自己 Sometimes, I think he doesn't care about anything more than himself.
他們說這是狗狗們的避難所 但... 到了 Well, they say it's a sanctuary for them, but it's... Here it is.
- 這裡太棒了 - 這更像是我的避難所 - This is amazing. - It's really more of a sanctuary for me.
- 嘿 麗貝卡 - 那男的是誰? - Hey, Rebecca. - Who's that man?
- 嘿 貝蒂 - 啥? - Hey, Betty. - Excuse me?
我不知道你這麼喜歡動物 I just had no idea you were so passionate about animals.
是啊 動物和孩子們 Yeah. Animals and kids.
你好? What's up?
- 你好嗎 尼克? - 叫誰? - How you doing, Nick? - What?
還有很多你不知道的呢 There are a lot of things you don't know about me
- 我要花些時間才能敞開心扉 - 我懂得 - and it takes a while for me to open up. - I can see that.
哦 你怎麼了? Oh, what's the matter?
- 你怎麼了? - 嘿 小傢伙 - What's the matter, you? - Hey, little guy.
- 怎麼回事? - 你還好吧? - What's going on? - You okay?
- 你就直接打開籠子? - 一直都行 - Are you allowed to open the cages? - All the time.
- 好吧 - 沒錯 - Okay. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
嘿 斯納格 你好嗎 老兄? Hey, Snuggles, how are you, bud?
這是波士頓狗 It's a Boston terrier.
我喜歡這些狗 嗨 I love these dogs. Hi.
嗨 Hi.
是啊 它們真精神 Yeah. That's a lot of energy.
我愛死這了 I love this place.
- 你嘴裡是什麼? - 幾撮狗毛 - What's in your mouth? - A lot of dog hair.
- 是啊 - 那麼... - Yeah. - So....
我知道 I know.
亂七八糟的 Big mess.
- 能幫我挑一隻嗎? - 你要領養小狗? - Do you wanna help me pick one out? - You're gonna adopt a dog?
我想我該學學如何關心其他人了 對麼? I think it's time for me to be responsible for something other than myself, you know?
哇哦 很好啊 Wow, I think that's so great.
好啊 Okay.
那我們就挑只最老最醜的畜生吧 Let's pick the saddest, oldest bastard here.
好 塔克呢? Okay, what about Tuck?
塔克很棒 Uh, Tuck is great.
他很體貼 很... 我們在一起很開心 He's sweet, he's ki... We have so much fun.
也許是我一生中最開心的時光 More fun that I've ever had in my entire life.
但是他好像太體貼了? 有點殷勤? But he's maybe too sweet? A little earnest?
很有安全感 Uh, sort of safe.
對 那很沒勁 光聽你講講我都要睡著了 Yeah. That's boring. I almost fell asleep just listening to that.
安全 Safe.
好吧 我準備好了 Okay, I think I'm ready.
- 你之前碰過武器嗎 - 你知道的 - You ever carried a weapon before? - You know...
沒碰過 Not really, no.
好的 別讓槍口離我太近 明白嗎? Okay. Okay. I need you to keep that end of the weapon well away from me, clear?
- 好的 - 乾得好 - Okay. - Thumbs up.
- 應該會很好玩的 - 不 - This will be fun. - No.
不是好玩 It's not fun.
是危險 It's dangerous.
嘿 看好了 Hey, watch there.
- 老兄!行動 - 我的臉! - Men! Move. - My face!
哦 上帝啊 Oh, my God.
老兄 別這樣 Man, come on.
- 跟上啊 - 哦! - Come on. - Oh!
好 Okay.
天啊 我得戴上眼鏡 壓力山大啊! Oh, God, I gotta get the goggles on. This is very stressful!
- 危險解除 我們出來 快來 - 好的 - Clear. We're coming out. Okay, come on. - Okay.
打他! Get him!
- 不許爆頭! - 你犯規了 - No head shots! - That's illegal.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
我好怕怕 I'm scared.
是手榴彈! It's a grenade!
# 你現在喜歡我嗎 # # How you like me now. #
那男的是誰? Who is that guy?
這只是遊戲 It's just a game.
我們走吧 Let's get out of here.
哈? 對了 Huh? Oh, yes.
天哪 Oh, my God.
- 看見我炸飛那個了嗎? - 好吧 - Did you see me light that up? - Okay.
剛才那人不知道從哪來的 That boy come right out of nowhere.
好吧 你簡直太會玩這個了 Okay, you are disturbingly good at this.
哦對 對 你現在感覺如何? Oh, yeah. Yeah, how does that make you feel?
如果咱們國家被玩彩彈遊戲的人襲擊的話 Like if our nation gets attacked by random paintball people
- 我絕對很安全 - 安全 - I'll be safe. - Safe.
我本想掩護你的 我這還有子彈 I tried to get your back there. I got off a few shots
可是我的扳機好像卡住了 but I think my triggering mechanism was stuck.
- 是你沒拉保險栓 - 我還想... - You got the safety on. - I was trying to...
- 哦 你說的是這東西 - 對 啊! - Oh, you mean this thing here? - Yeah. Ugh!
哦 天啊 你沒事吧? Oh, my God. Are you okay?
對不起我笑了 Ha, ha. Oh, I'm sorry I'm laugh
一有壞事發生我就想笑 I have this laughter thing when bad things happen.
這不好玩 我不該笑的 It's not funny. I shouldn't do that.
你沒事吧? 還能走嗎? Are you okay? Can you walk?
嗯 我很好 我很好 我很好 Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
我的天哪 太對不起了 Oh, my God, I feel so bad.
沒事 我沒事 Yeah, it's good.
- 走吧 咱們吃點東西去 - 好吧 - Come on, let's go get something to eat. - Okay.
你記得我跟你說過塔克有多殷勤吧? So you know how I was telling you that Tuck has been really earnest?
那天我們玩彩彈射擊 The other day, we went paintballing
他差點用彩彈槍把那孩子的眼珠子打出來 and he nearly put this kid's eye out with a paintball gun.
至於羅斯福 他帶我去了寵物收容所 Then FDR, we went to this animal shelter
領養了一隻十二歲的老狗 一隻眼還是瞎的 and he adopted a 12-year-old dog with a milky eye.
事情越發不可思議了 I'm telling you, it's getting weird.
我覺得是我把他們弄成那樣的 I can't help but thinking I'm putting them in this position.
這件事把他們逼瘋了 把我也逼瘋了 It's making them crazy. It's making me crazy.
那你打算怎麼辦? So, what are you gonna do about it?
我必須做任何有理智的女人都會做的事 I have to do what any rational woman in my position would do.
- 和他們分手? - 和他們上床 - Break up with them? - Sleep with them.
床上定勝負 Sex tiebreaker.
噢 謝天謝地! 你終於開竅了! Oh, thank you! Finally!
床上定勝負! 你早該這麼做了! A sex tiebreaker! That is what you need to do!
你和他們兩個都得睡一下! You have to have sex with both of them!
謝天謝地 Thank you.
這叫做愛的啟蒙 懂不? 谷歌去 What? It's called the birds and the bees, bitch, okay? Google it.
我們有協議 We had a deal.
對 我們確實有協議 Well, we have a deal.
- 我們有協議 - 我不會和她睡的 - We have a deal. - I'm not gonna have sex with her.
我也不會和她睡的 And I am not gonna have sex with this woman either.
就算她使出渾身解數 No matter how hard she tries.
- 我們有君子協議 - 我們有君子協議 - We have a gentleman's agreement. - We have a gentleman's agreement.
而且我們是君子 And we are gentlemen.
不是嗎? Okay?
是的 Okay.
很好 Okay. Good.
上帝啊 Good Lord.
- 時間到了? - 是 知道了 - That the time? - Yeah, I got that thing.
我該去那裡了 I gotta be somewhere this time.
開啟全方位戰略預防模式 Full-scale tactical prevention mode.
你有什麼具體方案? What exactly do you have in mind?
哇 好漂亮啊 Wow, this is amazing.
- 必須的 - 真美 - Indeed. - How nice.
蠟燭會不會有點俗氣? Do you think the candles are a bit cheesy?
不會 我覺得挺好的 No. I think they're wonderful.
真是個美妙的夜晚 This has been the perfect night.
狄克曼 Dickerman
準備灑水 make it rain.
# 我不能忍受 # # Can't stand it #
# 我知道是你一手策劃 我會將它擺平 # # I know you planned it I'm gonna set it straight. #
# 蓄意破壞 # # Sabotage. #
你真覺得可以相信他? You really think you can trust him?
絕對不信 Absolutely not.
- 好吧 我相信你 - 哇哦 - Okay, I believe you. - Wow.
- 太棒了- 是嗎? - This is great. - Yeah?
嗯 Yeah.
- 天花板上有游泳池 - 嗯 - Pool on the roof. - Oh, you know
這樣可以方便我為舊傷做水療 it's hydrotherapy for an old football injury.
我去去就回 I'll be right back.
- 行不? - 好的 - Okay? - Okay.
好了 斯科萊姆 一邊去 Come on, scram. Let's go.
# 他漫步空中 # # He moves in space #
天哪 God.
# 那是蓄意破壞 # # It's a sabotage. #
# 我不能忍受 我知道是你一手策劃 # # Can't stand it I know you planned it. #
草泥... Son of a...
# 當我勃然大怒 我忍受不了搖滾 # # I can't stand rocking When I fly off the handle. #
# 這算什麼? 它是個奇跡 # # What could it be? It's a miracle. #
# 你在謀劃一件事 就是蓄意破壞 # # You're scheming on a thing That's sabotage. #
# 愛情聖手 # # Smooth operator. #
羅斯福? FDR?
# 愛情聖手 # # Smooth operator. #
不會吧? Really?
# 愛情聖手 # # Smooth operator. #
鎮定劑飛鏢 A tranq dart.
鎮定劑飛鏢 三英寸長 這能要了我的命啊 A tranq dart. Three inches over, I would've been dead.
四 是四英寸 Four. Four inches, okay?
- 野蠻人 - 早上好 長官 - Neanderthal. - Morning, sirs.
閉嘴 Shut up.
真不敢相信你居然不信任我 I cannot believe you didn't trust me.
我們都知道你聽了莎黛的歌後會怎樣 We both know what happens when you listen to Sade.
- 她是一個很棒的歌手 - 她確實是 - She's an incredible singer. - She is.
你一旦荷爾蒙泛濫 就一發不可收拾了 Your hormones start, you turn into Horny Pants.
- 去你妹... - 別怪我沒提醒你 - Hor... - And might I remind you
是你先淹了我的公寓 you were the one who flooded my apartment first.
- 那些蠟燭是火災隱患 - 不不 - The candles were a fire hazard. - No.
你就是擔心我和勞倫激情燃燒 不是嗎? The only thing you were worried about getting fired up was Lauren, wasn't it?
誠實點 富蘭克林 Honesty, Franklin.
努努力 Try it.
好吧! Right!
伊凡 我今天心情非常不好 Now, I have very serious anger management issues today, Ivan
所以如果你能配合我 so I would appreciate it if you'd do me the courtesy
快快回答完我那些無聊透頂的問題 of answering all my terribly boring questions
我會很高興的 sharpish.
- 嘿 嘿 老虎鉗? - 對 就是老虎鉗 - Heh, heh. The pliers, really? - Yes, the pliers, really.
老一套 安全又無聊 Predictable, safe and boring yet again.
那你怎麼不用你那纖纖玉手 Why don't you tickle Ivan's feet
撓他的腳心 直到他招供呢? till he talks with your teeny, tiny, itty-bitty jazz hands?
哼 Heh.
海因裡希在哪? 哥們兒 Where is Heinrich, brother?
他遲早會來找你的 Sooner or later he'll be coming for you.
哥們兒 Brother.
你死定了 You are going to die.
別擔心 下一個就是你 Don't worry, you're next.
喬納斯的事我深表遺憾 I'm sorry about Jonas.
- 天哪 - 別管 讓他自己玩吧 - Ooh! Oh, gosh. - No, no, no. Just let him do his thing.
噢 你好 Oh, hello.
奶奶 這是勞倫 勞倫 這是我祖母 奶奶 Uh, nanna, this is Lauren. Lauren, this is my grandmother, nanna.
你就是那個不得不忍受富蘭克林女孩吧 So you're the girl who's been putting up with Franklin.
- 嗯哼 - 我帶了餡餅 - Mm-hm. - I brought pie.
你知道廚房在哪 我和勞倫要好好聊聊 Yeah, you know where the kitchen is. Lauren and I have a lot to talk about.
很漂亮 是嗎? Yes, this is pretty, isn't it?
噢 好美啊 Oh, this is beautiful.
- 哇哦 這是羅斯福嗎? - 是的 - Oh, is this FDR? - Oh, yes.
瞧他那一字眉 Look at that unibrow.
- 占滿了額頭 - 他小時候很可愛 - It goes all the way around his head. - I know, he was so cute.
- 嗨 多蒂 - 他們是誰? - Hi, Dottie. - And who are these people?
這是他的父母 Oh, those are his parents.
他們在他九歲那年去世了 They died when he was 9.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
他從未和我說過 He never told me that.
有天晚上他們準備出去吃飯 結果出了車禍 In a car crash. They were going out to dinner one night and, um...
打那以後他就像變了個人似的 Well, he's never been quite the same since.
很難去相信別人 He has a hard time trusting people.
但他肯定很信任你 But he must trust you.
因為你是他帶回家的第一個女孩 Because you are the first girl he's ever brought here.
我也很難信任別人 I have a hard time trusting people too.
他有大大的藍眼睛 像寶石一樣 He had the biggest blue eyes, like marbles.
幾乎能讓他尿床後免受責罰 Which almost made up for the bed-wetting.
奶奶 我們現在不必說這個吧 Nanna. We really don't have to talk about that right now.
噢 必須要的 Oh, we really do.
- 不不不 - 我們要談論 - No, no, no. - No, we should.
- 應該要的 - 我知道... - We ought to. - I know...
他穿著超人的衣服到處亂跑 He wore that Superman costume everywhere.
你無法想象那種味道 You wouldn't believe the smell.
但我們怎麼會想到他真把這個當回事? But how were we to know that he would take it so literally?
- 還從屋頂上跳下來 - 噢! - The little fellow jumped off the roof. - Oh!
我是被誤導了 好嗎? I was given misinformation, okay?
我們都會犯錯 那是我犯過的一個錯誤 We all make mistakes. That was one of mine.
是的 但是記住 富蘭克林 沒有絕對的錯誤 Yes, but remember, Franklin, there are no mistakes.
敬零錯誤 To no mistakes.
- 敬零錯誤 - 敬零錯誤 - To no mistakes. - To no mistakes.
- 我很少穿禮服 - 我也難得穿 - Okay, wearing dresses. - I was only wearing them
因為我覺得它們像披風 because I thought they were capes.
我們在錄嗎? Are we recording this?
我今晚很開心 I had a nice time tonight.
我也是 Me too.
我喜歡那個穿背帶褲長一字眉的傢伙 I like that guy with the unibrow and the braces.
事實上... I actually...
我可能喜歡他多過喜歡你 I might like him more than I like you.
他也很喜歡你 He likes you too.
我該走了 I should go.
好 Yeah.
我應該做個紳士 I should be a gentleman.
好吧 幸好我不是紳士 Well, the good news is I'm no gentleman.
情況不妙 This is not good.
# 她讓我神魂顛倒 # # She blew my mind. #
# 我們共度快樂時光 # # And we've been hangin' out. #
# 自那以後 # # Ever since that time. #
# 我們暗生情愫 # # We got good love. #
# 搖滾起來 # # Rock 'n' roll. #
哦 不 Oh, no.
# 噢 耶 # # Oh, yeah. #
# 甜蜜的愛 # # Sweet, sweet love. #
- 嘿 - 噢 天哪! - Hey. - Oh, God!
噢 上帝 Oh, my God. Okay.
- 早安 - 早上好 - Morning. - Good morning.
- 你都穿好了 要去哪? - 我要去工作 - You're dressed. Where you going? - I have to go to work.
我還想我們可以做點薄餅什麼的 I thought maybe we could make pancakes or something.
你喜歡薄餅嗎? Do you like pancakes?
喜歡 真的 我超愛吃薄餅 I love pancakes. Really, I'd love to have pancakes.
- 有誰不喜歡啊? 除非他瘋了 - 瘋了 - Who doesn't like pancakes? Crazy people. - Crazy people.
我得去工作了 還有個會 I have to go to work. I have a meeting.
會議開始的很早 所以我要走了 Really super early. So I gotta go.
哦 對 對 沒事 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, that's cool.
我...我也要開會 所以... I have... I've got a meeting too, so...
- 好吧 - 昨晚... - Okay. - Last night was...
- 額...真是 - 難以置信 - Uh.... Was... - Was incredible.
太瘋狂了 That was crazy.
是 Yeah.
額 謝謝你昨晚... Uh, thank you for the...
也謝謝你 Thank you for that.
我得走了 So I'm gonna go.
但我要把你鎖裡面 還是不鎖 我也不知道 But lock up behind you... Or don't lo... I don't know.
你又沒偷東西 我不知道我為什麼說那些 You're not gonna steal anything. I don't know why I said that.
好吧 再見 Okay, bye.
拜 Bye.
翠西 我和他睡了 Trish, I slept with him.
- 哪個他? - 羅斯福 - Which one? - FDR.
天吶 太棒了 感覺怎樣? 還能走路不? Oh, my God, that's awesome. How do you feel? Can you walk?
纖纖玉手 不過不是個問題 Small hands, not an issue.
我早說過那個不是問題 I told you it wasn't gonna be an issue.
感覺怎樣? How was it?
太棒了 簡直爽歪歪 Amazing. Like five times amazing.
但我下午還要去見塔克 But I'm supposed to go meet Tuck this afternoon.
可是昨晚事 我不能現在就見他 But after last night, I can't see Tuck now.
不 不行 男人總是這樣對我們 不是嗎? No, no, they do it to us all the time, okay?
你以為葛羅莉亞 斯坦能被捕了 You think Gloria Steinem got arrested and sat in jail
你就變成婊子了? so you could act like a little bitch?
不會的 去見他吧 這是你的自由 I don't think so. Get out there, you get flexible.
我會下地獄的 I'm going to hell.
不會的 你要是去了 我就... You're not. If you go there, I'm...
我去接你回來 I'll be there to pick you up.
好■ 給我留杯喝的 Okay, save me a drink.
昨晚的監控帶子到手沒? You got last night's surveillance tape?
我們什麼都沒拍到 We didn't get anything.
什麼都沒有 We got nothing.
磁帶卡住了 所以... The tape jammed, so...
布利 這是數字化的 你個笨蛋 Boylee, it's digital, you plank.
- 那能把帶子給我嗎? - Right. So can I have the disk?
老實說 你不會想看的 Seriously, you don't wanna see it.
我自己掂量 多謝關心 I'll be the judge of that, thank you very much.
你看過沒? Now, did you see this?
就看了一次 Only once.
好吧 發生了什麼事? Right. What happened?
小富同志去了她家 Agent Foster entered the premises.
- 好吧 - 是的 - All right. - Yep.
然後呢? And?
- 布利 - 咳咳 - Boylee. - Ahem.
- 然後他... - 布利 然後怎麼了? - Then he... - Boylee, what happened next?
然後他進入了 Then he entered the premises.
我知道了 我全明白了 謝了 要振作 夥計 I got it, mate. Yeah, I totally understand. Thank you very much. Cheers, mate.
睜開眼睛 Open your eyes.
我飛起來了 I'm flying.
傑克 Jack.
嘿 Hey.
- 嗨 - 瑪雅 - Hi. - Maya.
又到周二了 So it's Tuesday.
嗯哼 Mm-hm.
我的夜宿日? My layover day?
是 沒錯 Yeah. Right. Um....
不過... It's just...
聽著 我... Look, l...
我不能再這樣了 I can't really do this, um....
我愛上了一個人 I met somebody.
抱歉 Sorry.
好吧 Okay.
我這是怎麼了? What's happening to me?
你一點自製力都沒有 You have absolutely no self-control.
塔克 我也沒想到會這樣 好嗎? Tuck, look, I didn't plan on this happening, okay?
是她先引誘我的 She's the one that initiated it in the first place.
沒錯 當然是她主動的 Well, of course she initiated.
你把你那幸福的大家庭搬出來 You roll out the big, happy family,
搞得像少女漫畫一樣 不是嗎? it's like girl porn, isn't it?
- 你犯規了 - 去他的規則 這不是遊戲 - You broke the rules, man. - Forget the rules. Not a game anymore.
- 我很在乎勞倫 - 是是 你動真感情了 - I care for Lauren. - Great, you have affections.
- 只不過花了30年 - 塔克 - It only took you 30 years. - Tuck.
- 幹嘛? - 我和她睡了 - What? - I slept with her.
- 我知道 - 不 是睡著了 我睡著了 - Yeah, well, I'm well aware of that, aren't I? - No, slept. Fell asleep.
我以前從沒在女人身邊睡著過 That's never happened to me before.
嘿 媽媽 我來啦 Hey, Mom, I'm coming!
嘿 小子 你好嗎? 過來 給我抱抱 Hey, spudley, how you doing? Come on, give us a cuddle.
你好 Hello.
這是我的朋友勞倫 This is my friend Lauren.
我還以為弗蘭克叔叔是你唯一的朋友呢 I thought Uncle Frank was your only friend.
誰是弗蘭克叔叔? Who's Uncle Frank?
是 咳咳 Yes. Ha, ha. Um.... Ahem.
沒錯 他是我唯一的工作夥伴 He's right. He is my only friend from work.
但這是我的新朋友 勞倫 But this is my new friend. Lauren.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
嘿 你們下午準備幹嘛? Hey, what are you two doing this afternoon?
我工作上需要點幫助 I need some help with work.
- 你們正好可以幫幫我 - 不是吧 - You could be the men for the job. - No.
- 真的? - 聽起來不錯哦 - Yeah? - That sounds great.
- 舉起手來 - 不 - Hands up. - No.
# 我遇上了她 # # Now I've got a woman. #
# 她俘獲了我的心 # # She's got a magic spell on me. #
切到六號攝像器 Go to sat cam 6.
再見 勞倫 Bye, Lauren.
你好 Hello.
# 我遇上了她 # # Now I've got a woman. #
他竟然利用孩子 He just used the kid.
他利用孩子 He used the kid.
要不我們也給您找個孩子 長官 租一天 Maybe we could get you a kid, sir. For a day.
- 你能找到? - 能啊 - You know a guy? - I know a guy.
算了 No.
# 她俘獲了我的心 # # She's got a magic spell on me. #
今天真的很愉快 謝謝你 I had a really fantastic day today, thank you very much.
我也是 So did I.
晚安 Good night.
# 我吃東西從來不重樣 # # I got no beef with repetition. #
切視頻 跟進去 Go inside. Go inside the house.
您還是別看了... 我的神啊 You don't wanna see the... Oh, my God.
# 我吃東西從來不重樣 # # I got no beef with repetition. #
五號攝像器 Bring up 5.
- 二號... - 人呢? 切到三號 - Two... - Where did they go? Bring up 3.
塔克 我們得談談 Tuck, we need to talk.
還是等會兒吧 In a little bit.
- 沒信號了 他全切斷了 - 切到四號 - It's dead. He's killing our bugs. - Bring up 4.
七號 There goes 7.
我太不應該了 This is so bad.
但感覺很好 But it feels so good.
我們完了 長官 We're dead, sir.
是 完了 Yeah, we are.
- 塔克 - 嗯 - Okay, Tuck. - Mm-hm.
塔克 塔克 對不起 Tuck. Tuck, I'm sorry.
我不是這種人 I'm not this kind of girl.
我知道你是怎樣的人 I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
所以我才如此愛你 And that's why I've completely fallen in love with you.
靠 這簡直是新式的英國入侵啊 Damn. I think that's the new British Invasion
聽聽那傢伙說的話 根本就是口蜜腹劍 what happened there, that's what that was.
- 我覺得我快掛了 - 深呼吸 - I feel like I'm having a panic attack. - Breathe.
呼氣再吸氣 然後坐過來 Breathe in and breathe out, and come sit down.
你說 會不會同時喜歡上兩個人呢? Do you think it's possible to love two p eople equally?
當然會 Love, yes.
但真愛 只有一個 Be in love, no.
當你不知所措的時候 你怎麼辦? What do you do when you don't know what to do?
我聽鮑勃的 I ask Bob.
你老公 鮑勃? Your husband, Bob?
- 那個鮑勃? - 是啊 - "Bob" Bob? - Yeah.
雖然他圓滾滾傻乎乎 但是 I mean, I know he's fat and ridiculous, but he's my fat
他就是我的專屬 and my ridiculous.
我喜歡和他在一起 And I like the way that I am with him.
- 媽 能幫我修修麼? - 嘿 小夥子 - Mom, could you fix this? - Hey, buddy.
不要選最優秀的 Don't choose the better guy.
選那個能讓你更優秀的 Choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl.
- 對嗎? - 嗯 - Right? - Right.
我愛你? I love you?
這小情話說的 一下就把女孩哄上床了 Pretty fancy words to get the girl in bed.
哥們兒 真有你的 Bravo. Well done. Good performance.
我沒指望你理解我 I don't expect you to understand.
你為啥就是不願認輸呢? Why can't you just admit you lost?
我沒輸 要不是你半路殺出來 I didn't. I was doing well
我早抱得美人歸了 until you turned up with your big hair and your white teeth.
你總是這樣子 As per usual.
別忘了 是我先認識她的 Let's not forget, yes, I did find her first.
是 但她喜歡的是我 塔克 Yeah, but she fell for me, Tuck.
她喜歡我 你總是慢半拍 這可怪不得我 She fell for me. It's not my fault you're always a step behind.
慢半拍 因為我負責墊後 If I'm only a step behind, it's because I'm cleaning up after you.
知道嗎? Do you know what?
我不在乎勞倫最後選擇了誰 I couldn't give a monkey who Lauren chooses between us.
但是咱倆 But this, what we had
- 嗯 怎麼? - 結束了 - Yeah, what? - It's over.
我已經向柯林斯申請調動了 I already asked Collins for a transfer.
- 勞倫 嗨 今天怎樣? - 嗯 很好 - Lauren. How are you? Are you well? - Hi. Oh, I'm pretty good.
- 很好 - 你忙嗎? - Good. - Are you busy?
- 不忙 我在上班 - 你在幹嘛呢? - No, no, I'm just at work. - What are you doing?
沒什麼忙的 說實話 有點無聊 Oh, nothing much. A bit boring, to be honest.
- 知道第三大街上的新餐館麼? - 知道 - Do you know that new place on Third? - I know it very well.
- 能在那兒見個面嗎? - 半小時後就到 - Can you meet me there? - I can be there in half an hour.
- 那就午飯見 - 好的 - Okay. I'll see you for lunch then. - That would be lovely.
- 那就這樣 - 嗯 親愛的 - I'll see you there. - All right, my love.
- 再見 - 再見 - Bye. - Bye.
她給你打電話 了 She called you.
走了 哥們兒 Gotta go, mate.
反正我得收拾東西 Have to pack up anyway.
小人得志 Lucky water bottle.
不管怎麼說 她是個好媽媽 Anyway, she is a brilliant mother.
你幹嘛呢? What are you doing?
看昨天塔克的監控錄像 Watching last night's surveillance video on Tuck.
任務結束了 狄克曼 她走了 Time to close the books on that one, Dickerman. She got away.
就這樣吧 狄克 回頭見 All right, Dick, I'll see you when I see you.
今天真是太開心了 謝謝你 I had a really fantastic day today. Thank you very, very much.
- 我也是 很開心 - 嗯 - So did I. It was fun. - It was.
我... I, well....
- 倒回去 - 那麼... - Scroll back for a second. - Yeah, so....
- 拉近一點 - 這裡? - Now zoom in. - There?
不是不是 後面 No, no, on the background.
就是這兒 提高清晰度 Freeze that and enhance.
海因裡希 That's Heinrich.
他竟然在這兒 我得去找塔克 He's here. I have to get Tuck.
很高興你給我打電話 I'm really glad you called.
我沒想到你會打 真是驚喜 I didn't expect you to. It was a surprise.
- 是嗎? - 是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
這樣很好 我喜歡驚喜 Which is great, because I love surprises.
真的? 我不喜歡 You do? Gosh, I don't.
因為驚喜到最後總會變成... Usually, they turn out more bad than...
驚嚇 Good grief.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
羅斯福 你來這兒...? FDR, what are you...?
不好意思 塔克 這是我的朋友羅斯福 Uh, I'm sorry. Tuck, this is my friend FDR.
羅斯福 這是塔克 FDR, this is Tuck.
- 你好 很高興見到你 - 我也是 - Hello, it's lovely to meet you. - Lovely to meet you.
- 你是英國人? - 是的 - Are you British? - Yes, I am.
太不幸了 That's a crying shame.
- 為什麼? - 沒什麼 - Why? - Oh, no reason.
你的手... 你的手挺軟的 是吧? You have... You have very gentle hands, don't you?
- 我手勁兒很大 - 你沒手勁兒 - Strong hands. - Gentle hands.
- 手勁兒大 - 沒手勁兒 滑的像鮭魚 - Strong hands. - Gentle hands. It's like holding a salmon.
那個 不好意思 我得離開一下... Can you excuse me for just a second? I'm just gonna, um....
很快回來 很快 Just a minute, for a second.
給我點杯喝的 Order me a drink.
很快哦 馬上回來 In a shot. I'll be right back.
# 太淫蕩了 # # Oh, so horny. #
- 你好 - 翠西 - Hello. - Trish.
他們兩個都在 你快來接我 我快不行了 They're both here. You gotta get over here. I'm hyperventilating.
早跟你說了 別腳踏兩隻船 I told you you shouldn't date two guys at the same time.
什麼? What?
你真不夠爺們 連認輸的風度都沒有麼? You have neither the grace nor the humility to lose like a man, do you?
海因裡希來了 It's Heinrich.
他就在洛杉磯 我們得行動了 He's in L.A. We have to get on it right now.
嗯 你這行 真的 You know, you are incredible. Really, you are.
我向你脫帽致敬 你太能耐了 I have to take my hat off to you. This is impressive.
- 聽著 - 把你的手拿開 - Listen. - You take your hands off me.
- 我不是... 塔克 塔克 - 手拿開 - This is not... Tuck. Tuck. - Take your hand off me, mate.
好嗎? Yeah?
- 嗯 行 - 你去哪兒? 嘿 你去哪? - Yeah, all right. - Where you going? Hey, where you going?
嗯? Hm?
你可以的 你要自信 你能擺平這點兒小問題 You can do this. You are a confident woman who can deal with conflict.
我要暈過去了 I'm gonna pass out.
難道我牙上一直粘著這個? Has that been on my teeth the whole time?
別躲了 出去告訴他們你的決定 他們很理性 Get out there. Tell them your decision. They're rational.
說不定他們還能變成好朋友呢 They may even become friends.
他們可能會握手言和 They'll probably just shake hands.
胸前一片汗 My boobs are sweating.
在坎大哈的時候 我真該取了你的小命 I should have killed you in Kandahar when I had the chance.
什麼? 你講笑話呢? What? Were you having a laugh, mate?
要不是我當時救了你 你活得到今天麼? I was the only thing keeping you alive in Kandahar, mate.
我是你唯一的朋友啊 I was your only friend.
朋友? Friend?
- 你們兩個認識? - 嗯 勞倫... - You two know each other? - Well, Lauren...
- 你們兩個認識? - 是的 - You two know each other? - Yes.
那這算什麼? 打賭? 還是比賽? What was this? Some sort of bet? Some sort of game?
看看誰先釣到我? To see who could get the girl first?
- 不 不 - 勞倫... - No, no, no. - Lauren...
- 容我解釋 - 我來解釋 - ...let me explain. - Let me explain.
我...實際上...你... I'm really... No, actually... You've done...
勞倫 聽著...你閉嘴 Lauren, listen... Shut up.
我那麼信任你 I trusted you.
勞倫 勞倫 Lauren. Lauren.
情況更糟 他們兩個早認識 It's worse. They know each other.
- 什麼? - 我不知道怎麼回事 - What? - I don't know how.
我...我走進去 聽見他們兩個稱兄道弟的 I got... I walked in and they said they were friends.
給 喝一口 Here, drink this.
- 啊 這是什麼東西? - 這個叫螺絲刀 - Oh, my God, what is that? - It's a screwdriver.
主料是伏特加 It's mostly vodka.
裡面可能還加了蘋果汁或者其他什麼不明物質 But I'm sure there's some apple juice or something in there from somewhere.
我真是太蠢了 我還以為他們是真心的 I feel like an idiot. I thought they cared about me.
可以走了嗎? Can we get out?
嗯 我們可以去酒吧坐坐... 什麼狀況? Yeah, sure, we could just go to a bar... What...?
- 上帝啊 - 怎麼...? - Oh, my God. - What...?
我說 你們要幹嘛? Excuse me. Is there something I can help you with?
- 把車鑰匙給他 - 我不要你的車 - Just give him your keys. - I don't want the car.
我要你的男友們 I want your boyfriends.
別跟我說話了 乾脆以後咱倆別說話了 Don't talk to me, mate. In fact, don't ever talk to me again. Don't...
- 莎黛的歌? - 她又不是你的專屬 - Is that Sade? - Sade is not exclusive, my friend. Jesus.
- 哈 看看 - 開免提 - Ah, look. - Put it on speaker.
行啊 All right.
勞倫 關於這一切 我很非常抱歉 Hi, Lauren, I'm really, really sorry about what happened.
勞倫 我是羅斯福 非常對不起 Lauren, it's FDR. I am so sorry about what happened.
你閉上嘴行不? Would you just be quiet?
得了吧 搞不好她想和我說話呢 Come on, maybe she wants to talk to me.
那她怎麼不打給你? Why didn't she call your phone then?
- 我怎麼知道 - 那就閉嘴 - I don't know. - Shut up.
你閉嘴 You shut up.
- 勞倫... - 你們給我閉嘴 - Lauren... - No, you shut up.
聖佩德羅港二十二號倉庫見 不許攜帶武器 You two come alone unarmed to Warehouse 22 in San Pedro.
否則我只好幹掉你們的小女友和她朋友 Or I'll have to kill your pretty girlfriend and her friend.
只要我在一英里內發現一個警察 I see any police, any agent within a mile
你們就等著收屍吧 you get her head in the mail.
一小時後見 Be there in an hour.
要是真到了倉庫 咱誰都逃不出來 If we go to that warehouse, she's not walking out and neither are we.
那是啥? What is that? GPS.
GPS 我給她安了衛星跟蹤器 I put a sat-tracker on her.
衛星跟蹤器? You put a sat-tracker on her?
- 當然了 難道你沒? - 當然沒 - Of course I did, didn't you? - No.
我怎麼可能這麼做 太沒素質了 I didn't put a sat-tracker on her. That's immoral.
我只跟蹤了她的手機 I put one on her cell phone.
- 搞定這輛車 - 沒問題 - Steal this car, Tuck. - Got it.
- 謝謝 - 她正往東邊的威尼斯海灘走 - Thank you. - She's heading eastbound on Venice.
- 別搞砸了 - 你才別搞砸了 - Try not to screw this up. - You try not to.
別學我說話 Stop repeating everything that I say.
羅斯福 目標鎖定 FDR, target is holding steady.
距離一英里 One mile to contact.
不對 塔克 準確距離是0.8英里 Tuck, negative, 0.8 miles to be precise.
靠近點兒 我要把車拉過來 Get me close. I'm gonna pull a Monte Carlo.
反對 角度不夠 換個策略 Negative, we don't have the angle. Do a reverse Karachi.
好 靠近點兒就成 Fine. Just get me close.
不! 你幹嘛? 不要啊! No! What are you doing? No!
- 翠西! - 我來 - Trish! - Got it.
臥槽! Shit!
開啊 你個蠢貨! Drive, you idiot!
這他媽究竟怎麼回事? What the hell is going on?
老實說吧 我不是旅行社代理商 I'm gonna be honest. I am not a travel agent.
- 什麼? - 我也不是游輪船長 - Really? - I'm not a cruise ship captain.
太扯了 No shit.
啊 我的天啊! Oh, my God!
- 天啊 - 別怕 - Oh, God. - Okay.
抓好方向盤 Grab the wheel, please.
親愛的 我見過你開車 抓著方向盤 Girl, I've seen you drive. Take the wheel.
我開不了這車啊 I'm not gonna drive this car.
- 調頭 - 靠! - Turn around. - Shit!
塔克! Tuck!
- 我想死你了 - 我也是 我也想你 - I missed you. - I know. I've missed you too.
- 愛死你了 - 我也愛你 - I love you, man. - Love you too.
- 最佳拍檔 - 哦買噶 原來我是禍水 - We're back. - Oh, my God. I'm Yoko.
下午好 我是蘇珊 沃爾什 Good afternoon, I'm Susan Walsh
現在為您現場報道 coming to you live from the studio....
- 媽? - 怎麼? - Mom. - Yeah?
- 那是不是爸爸? - 嗯? - Is that Dad? - Huh?
- 他們去哪? - 向南 上310高速 - Where are they going? - Headed south on the 310 Freeway.
那條路還沒完工啊 But that freeway's incomplete.
三百英尺 兩百英尺 無路可走了 Three hundred feet, 200. They're running out of road.
我希望你原諒他 勞倫 I hope you can forgive him, Lauren.
- 他是我見過的最好的男人 - 別扯了 - He's the best man I know. - Bollocks, mate.
你們兩個才是天造地設 真的 你們很搭 You two belong to each other. You really do, you belong to each other.
謝謝 可是她已經做了選擇 Thank you, she's already made her choice.
不 我沒有 No. No, I didn't.
- 沒有? - 沒有? - You didn't? - You didn't?
- 什麼? - 不是 我是選了 但... - What? - No, I mean, I did, but...
- 我綜合考慮了一下 我... - 塔克 - In light of everything I found out, I feel... - Tuck.
- 居然是防彈的 - 車燈 - It's bulletproof. - The lights.
打車燈 Shoot the headlights.
2006年後所有汽車都配備了安全氣囊 Front-impact airbag deployment in all models after 2006.
- 你還好麼? - 嗯 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
- 很好 - 很好 - Good. - Yeah.
我沒事 I'm okay.
好吧 你們繼續 All right, get a room.
事故起因仍在調查中 We do not know how it started.
我覺得他肯定不是旅行代理商 I don't think he's a travel agent.
此案可能涉及一個德國的恐怖組織 It may have involved a German terrorist group
還有兩名聯邦特工 as well as two federal agents.
- 幫您看一下嗎 長官 - 不用 我沒事 - Let me take a look at that, sir? - No, I'm fine.
我約你出來是想告訴你我的決定 I was gonna tell you. That's why I asked you out.
沒關係 我... Yeah, it's okay. I, um....
挺好的 我理解你 It's good. It's good. I understand.
- 好吧 - 挺好的 - Okay. - It's good.
喬知道這個嗎? Does Joe know about this?
不 No.
沒跟他說過 不過他應該很快就知道了吧 No, not yet, but I think he will in a minute.
好的 All right.
我... 那我... 我先走了 I should... I should probably... I should probably head off.
好 Okay.
嗯 Good.
保重 Take care.
嘿 塔克 Hey, Tuck.
這次讓我墊後吧 I'll, uh, take care of all this.
謝謝 Thank you.
好吧 All right.
那... 辦公室見? I'll see you... I'll see you in the office?
不了 No.
我們戰場見 好兄弟 I'll see you in the field, mate.
- 來 抱一個 - 你啊 - Come here, you. - Come here, you.
- 愛你 - 愛你 - I love you. - I love you too.
- 你永遠是我的家人 - 你也是 - You're family always and forever. - Yeah. So are you.
保重 照顧好她 Take care. You take care of her.
所以... So....
我算來算去 決定... So when I added it all up and I crunched all the numbers, it was a...
噓 不要算了 Shh. No more thinking.
我會後悔的 對嗎? You're gonna make me regret this, aren't you?
那就後悔一輩子吧 For the rest of your life.
看到沒? 真管用哎 Did you see that? You see, it worked.
真的管用哎 看見沒有? It worked. You see that?
我怎麼會騙你呢? What'd I tell you? Hm?
高興嗎? 去吧 穿好鞋子 咱們走 You happy? All right, go get your sneakers. Let's go.
- 叫你不聽我的 - 哥們 借一步說話? - You're not listening to me. - Mate, can I have a quick word with you?
嗯 就這樣 That's it, stand up.
有位勇士曾跟我說 A brave man once said to me,
"疼痛是因為軟弱離開了身體" "Pain is weakness leaving the body."
回見 軟弱 Bye, weakness.
軟弱離開身體 Weakness leaving the body.
你先去和朋友說說話 You go on. Talk to your friends for a bit.
嘿 Hey.
你不是旅行代理商? So you're not a travel agent?
- 不是 - 嗯 - No. - Mm-hm.
嗯... 這才是我 Um.... This is me.
嗨 我是凱蒂 Hi, um, I'm Katie.
你好 我是塔克 幸會 Hello. I'm Tuck. Pleased to meet you.
- 塔克? - 是的 - Tuck? - That's right. Yeah.
很高興 終於見到你了 So nice to meet you. Finally.
- 餓嗎? - 餓 - You hungry? - Yes, I am.
一起去吃飯? 像一家人一樣? Well, you wanna get some dinner? As a family?
好啊 沒問題 Yes, yes, I would.
很好 Okay, good.
乖 我們走 Okay, bud, time to go.
喂? Hello?
嗨 親愛的 你用的是我推薦的降落傘 對嗎 Hey, babe, you're using the vector chute, right?
對啊 當然 Yeah, of course.
它有高強度纖維和多道安全鎖 It's got high-tensile fiber and triple-secure locking features.
安全係數超高呢 It gets fives across the board.
我就喜歡你這樣子 Oh, God, I love it when you talk dirty.
哈哈 明天晚上去奶奶家 Ha, ha. Oh, nanna's tomorrow night.
讓塔克把凱蒂和喬也帶上 Don't forget to tell Tuck to bring Katie and Joe.
- 嘿 明天去我奶奶家 - 奶奶打來的? - Hey, nanna's tomorrow night, huh? - Is that nanna you're talking to?
不是 No.
你跟他說了沒? Did you tell him yet?
- 正準備說呢 - 祝你好運 - I'm just about to. - Good luck.
愛你 親愛的 I love you, baby.
- 我愛你 - 拜拜 - I love you, baby. - Bye.
啊! 我要給你辦史上最華麗的單身聚會 Ah! I'm gonna throw you the best bachelorette party ever!
你確定要這樣? Are you sure that we should do this?
我什麼時候給你指錯過方向? Have I ever, ever, ever steered you wrong?
- 兄弟 - 說 - Brother. - Yo.
我向勞倫求婚了 I asked Lauren to marry me.
你願意做我的伴郎麼? Will you be my best man?
- 準備起跳! - 去吧 你準備好了 - Jump run! - Hey, you're good.
雖然這有點囧 I know it's a little awkward with you
你們約會過還嘿咻過 但.... having slept with her and everything, but....
別擔心 勞倫沒... Don't worry about it, Lauren didn't even...
我覺得咱倆扯平了 是不? I just think it's poetic justice, right?
什麼意思? What is?
我早就想告訴你了 Well, I've been meaning to tell you this for a while,
我睡過凱蒂 but I slept with Katie.
就一次 陳年往事了 那時你倆還不認識 Once. Long time ago. Before you guys even knew each other.
- 你睡了我老婆? - 你倆那時還不認識 - Slept with my wife? - She wasn't. You didn't know her.
- 你睡了我老婆? - 陳年往事了 哥們 - You slept with my wife? - It was a long time ago, man.
我沒和勞倫上床 I never even slept with Lauren.
- 什麼? - 我沒和勞倫上床! - What? - I never slept with Lauren!
我是故意氣你的 好讓你吃醋 No, I only let you think that, right? Think that, to make you jealous.
你沒睡勞倫? You never slept with Lauren?
你敢睡我老婆! You slept with my wife!
# 我要你睜大眼睛 # # I need you to look. #
# 看著我 # # In my head. #
# 遇見你以前 # # Before you came along. #
# 我簡直生如槁木 # # Felt like I was dead #
# 我的愛 # # I got good love. #
# 我們一起搖擺 # # Rock 'n' roll. #
# 我遇見了她 # # Well, I met a sweet girl. #
# 她令我神魂顛倒 # # She blew my mind. #
# 從邂逅到相識 # # And we've been hangin' out. #
# 我們頻頻花前月下 # # Ever since that time. #
# 我的愛 # # We got good love. #
# 我們一起搖擺 # # Rock 'n' roll. #
# 喔 耶 # # Oh, yeah. #
# 甜蜜的愛 # # Sweet, sweet love. #