- I would never use anything like that.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
- That's kind of scary looking, isn't it?
- [Interviewer] It is, no?
- How does it work?
- Would you use something like that?
(women groan)
(Pedestrian speaking Italian)
- Oh my God, I'm a Catholic girl.
- [Interviewer] No!
- Get away!
- [Interviewer] No, come on!
- No, I don't use that.
- [Interviewer] No?
- No, I gave that up in '84.
- No.
- It would kinda scare me a little bit.
You know, it kinda looks like my rubber plant,
but I would kinda worry about that.
- Yeah, that's scary.
- [Interviewer] That's scary, isn't it?
- Yes, that is extremely scary.
- [Interviewer] Yeah, but is it? What is it?
- Looks like a strange condom.
- Strange condom? Would you use it?
- Or a fish.
- I have not a clue what that is.
- I've used them several times.
- [Interviewer] Yeah?
- Yes, and I enjoy it thoroughly.
- No, I don't think so.
- Holy shit. That's horrible.
That's...what? That's horrible.
- I certainly do not.
- [Interviewer] Oh, why not?
- I do not want to get bitten.
- I'm a little scared, but it's...
- We're elderly people. We know all about it.
- Oh, great. So you know
that the young people especially must use it, though.
- Oh, they should. They should.
- I'm not quite sure what these bits are for, though.
That's kind of painful.
- [Interviewer] Yeah.
- That's gross.
- [Interviewer] You use it?
- I use it. I give it to my daughter.
- [Interviewer] Oh, why's that?
Because your daughter likes things like that?
- No, it'll stop them from having sex.
- [Interviewer] Oh.