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翻译&校对 Evo 时间轴 软软 Hey 特效&压制 包砸
华盛顿特区
可以 棒极了 Well, just great!
不 我没说发布会 那事糟透了 No, not the presentation. That's terrible.
是有个蠢货追尾了 Some idiot just hit me.
喂 你知道处理这事得花费多少吗 Ugh. Do you realize how much this is going to cost?
这可不是钱的问题 钱我有的是 Not in money, which I have plenty of, but in...
搞什... What the...
离我远点 别靠近我 Get away from me! Get away!
救命 救命啊 Help me. Someone help!
别过来 Stay away!
啊 你在干嘛 Ah! What are you doing?
- 当心 - 救命啊 - Look out! - Help me!
神奇女侠 救救我 带我离开 Wonder woman! Save me! Save me from them!
离开什么 From whom?
那些恶魔 满大街都是 你看不到吗 Demons. They're everywhere. Don't you see them?
我只看到了一个 I see only one.
大都会
我再问你们最后一遍 I'll ask you one last time.
你们对我的家人都做了些什么 What did you do with my family?
史蒂文 是我啊 格洛丽亚 我是你的妻子啊 Steven, it's me, Gloria! I'm your wife.
在我身边的是我们的孩子啊 These are our children.
你们才不是我的家人 You're not my family!
你们把他们都杀害了 一个也没放过 You killed them, just like the others.
现在该我把你们清除了 Now it's your turn.
今晚没人会被清除 No one's dying here tonight.
你该阻止的不是我啊 It's not me you should be stopping.
是他们啊 你看不到吗 It's them. Look at them!
你看不到吗 Look at them!
我的邻居也被他们杀害了 It's just like the neighbors.
到我的工棚里看看 我没有在说谎 Go to my shed. You'll see I'm right!
你都干了些什么 What have you done?
哥谭
让我帮你 Let me help you.
这不是我的错 It's not my fault.
我生下了一只恶魔 恶魔啊 I've given birth to the devil. It's the devil!
你只是太累了 把孩子给我吧 You're tired. Give me the baby.
你不会想要伤害她的 You don't want to hurt her.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
正义大厅
这些罪行都是遵纪守法的公民们犯下的 These crimes were committed by law-abiding citizens.
他们都宣称在犯下罪行前看到了噩梦一般的场景 They all claim to have seen nightmare visions beforehand.
有任何线索指出其中的原因吗 Any clue what's causing it?
毫无头绪 No idea.
注: 约翰·斯图尔特是哈尔·乔丹的候补者
我接替乔丹的这一周 The one week I fill in for Jordan,
就不能让我对付对付那些浑身是毛的老怪物吗 and it couldn't be some hairy-ass monster?
相同的事件在全世界范围内均有发生 The same pattern is repeating around the world,
这当中一定有什么强大的力量在左右着 so there could be an overriding factor.
或许是某种超自然元素 Perhaps a paranormal element.
你是说魔法吗 Are you talking about magic?
我们之前和魔法交过手 蝙蝠侠 We've come up against magic before, Batman.
瑟茜 三宫 浮士德 Circe, Trigon, Felix Faust.
就连沙赞的力量也是基于魔法的 Even Shazam's powers are based in magic.
你有何高见 With as much as you've seen, can you rule it out?
发疯并不需要以魔法为辩解 The criminally insane don't need magic as an excuse.
我劝你们把时间更多地花在实地调查上 I recommend spending more time on the streets
而不是天马行空 instead of flying over them.
恩 大家都说他很友好 果然如此 Hmm. He's even friendlier than they say.
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华纳兄弟动画 出品
黑暗 正义 联盟
拉斯维加斯 5天前
恶魔
赌场
幸运
神特么的 在这个平行世界里 Bollocks! In what bloody
四张同点牌都赢不了还怎么玩 plane of existence does four of a kind lose?
嗨呀 嗨呀 太糟了 康斯坦丁 Too, too bad, Constantine.
你最近是不是油水太足了 肥得很得体呢 Have you gained weight? It looks good on you.
杰森 要不让你那灵魂伴侣出来打一把好了 What say you let your soul mate play a few hands, Jason?
他或许能帮我转转运 Maybe he'd change my luck.
他肯定不会和你一样这么郁郁寡欢的 He'd definitely be less mopey than you.
约翰 康斯坦丁 一个把坏主意都说得这么冠冕堂皇的人 John Constantine, the man who perfected the bad idea.
我来到这看起来就像 The only reason I came to
粪堆一样的赌场的唯一目的是找到 this dung heap of a casino is to find a relic
能够把那个恶魔永远封印的圣物 to keep that monster locked away forever.
小伙子们 小伙子们 你们的对话真无聊 咱打牌 行不 Boys, boys! You're boring me. Let's play, shall we?
我这运气真是好几把都棒 My luck's running as hot as me naughty bits.
噢 我们的下一波朋友马上就要到了 Oh, but our next group of friends is due to arrive,
咱们就一次玩个大的吧 so it's time to bust you out.
注 指大卫 科波菲尔 美国著名世界级魔术师
科波菲尔来咯 变 Copperfield's coming. Presto changeo!
看好咯 这个女人还在箱子里 还在里边 Woman in a box. In a box.
恩 他可优雅了 不像你 Yeah, he's classy, unlike you.
他们是在暗指大卫 科波菲尔 Are they implying David Copperfield,
那个电视魔术师真的会魔法吗 television magician, has true power?
坐拥一片群岛 还和克劳迪娅 希弗 Owns a chain of islands and
注 大卫 科波菲尔买下了加勒比海域巴哈马群岛南部的四座小岛 与模特克劳迪娅 希弗订过婚
拍上了拖 你说他会不会 dated Claudia Schiffer. What do you think?
我全押了 然后你 No cards for me, and...
噢 你好像没法跟注了啊 康斯坦丁 Oh, looks like you can't call my bet, Constantine.
那么按照我的规矩 你输了 By my rules, you lose.
我跟 I raise.
你用什么来跟 你那肮脏的灵魂都不值两粒葡萄干 With what? Your ratty soul ain't worth two bits.
葡萄干都不值 Not two bits.
我赌上这座屋子 神秘屋 I'm betting the house, the house of mystery.
并且鉴于屋子里的所有东西也在赌注之内 And since I'm including everything inside,
看起来是你的赌注不够了呢 阿布尼加扎 it looks like you're the one that can't call, Abnegazar.
注 三魔头(Demons Three)由三名远古恶魔组成 分别是阿布尼加扎(Abnegazar) 拉斯(Rath) 加斯特(Ghast)
那么 你们觉得该怎么办 同伴们 Well, what do you say, boys?
我喜欢这豪赌 I like the action.
我跟 I call.
认真的 就一块破损的梦魇石 Really? A chipped Dreamstone?
我退出 I'm out.
一块坏了的小装饰品 就想换神秘屋和里边的东西 Broken knick-knacks for the house of mystery and its contents?
你脑子不正常吧 Are you mad?
我还有完好的捕魂器 I've got a working soul catcher.
有奥吉的眼钉 怎么样 还有格拉奇 That's Ogid's eye spiker, eh? And the garazi.
所以就算那块充满魔力的梦魇石 So even if that very magical
已经坏掉了 也依然是一块足够大的红宝石 Dreamstone doesn't work, it's still a big-ass Ruby.
你都提出这么公平的赌注了 我再不接受就真太小孩子气了 I'd be a poor sport indeed if I didn't accept your fair wager.
牛批 这手牌恐怕是几个世纪以来最臭的了 Hell. Now, that's a losing hand for the ages.
来 看看我的 Now, read them and...
什么 What?
你们说地狱里有没有眼科医生啊 Do they have an eye doctor in hell?
如果我是你们的话 我会找时间去看看 I'd make an appointment if I was you.
你出老千 You cheated!
恩老实说 我们都出千了 不过我更熟练些而已 Technically, we both cheated. I just did it better.
我要把你的心脏挖出来 I'll rip your bloody heart out!
抱歉 伙计 没它我可活不下去 Sorry, mate, I'm using that.
这出状况了 杰森 是时候叫出你的另一半了 Situation here, Jason. It's time to call your better half.
抱歉 约翰 你自己来好了 Sorry, John, you're on your own.
我要把你的毛栗子烤了然后喂到你嘴里 康斯坦丁 Oi, I'm gonna roast your nuts and feed them to you, Constantine.
散 散 人身已散 Gone, gone, the form of man.
恶魔凝 埃崔根 Arise the demon, Etrigan!
口中韵律又再吟 Once more with words of metered rhyme
嗜血恶魔再降临 comes Etrigan the slayer just in time.
兄弟 冷静啊 我们是一伙的啊 不是吗 Easy now, brother. We're on the same side, right?
我们可以好好谈谈的啊 Let's use our words.
你们在开玩笑吗 我们可是三魔头 Are you having a laugh? We're the Demons Three.
把他们都干掉 Kill everyone!
你会付出代价的 康斯坦丁 You will pay, Constantine.
你的灵魂我们会收下的 Your soul will be ours.
那你们得排队收了 蠢货们 Get in line, you prats.
你的贱命就是杂草 康斯坦丁 Your ass is grass, Constantine.
而我们是割草机 And we're the lawnmower.
纷争胜利了却 Since the battle's fought and won,
二人不辱鲜血 Jason blood with me is done.
500年了 我都无法和埃崔根解除联结 For 500 years, I've been bound to Etrigan,
一直在努力地将他压制在体内 fighting to keep him from coming forth,
但是你居然强制让我召唤他 and you forced me to summon him.
但也没出什么差错 Everything got sorted.
他完全可以四处大开杀戒 He could have gone on a killing spree.
你根本没有想过 你根本没考虑过代价是什么 You don't think. You don't consider the cost.
不 我想过了 Yeah, I did.
权衡了一下我是要被生吞呢 Weighed it against my being
还是把它召唤出来 恩果然还是召唤出来好了 eaten alive and thought, "Yeah, totally worth it."
你简直就是世界级别的混蛋 约翰 You're a world class bastard, John.
哥谭花园广场 现在
作为压轴 And for my finale,
我会在各位的眼前 I will make this terrible trio
将这三只吓人的大象消失于无形 of terrifying tantors vanish before your eyes.
希望那些大象还好好的活着 I hope those elephants survived.
注 善待动物组织 PETA(People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals)
被善待动物组织盯上就不好了 You don't want Peta on your back.
你以为那些大象都是真的吗 You're assuming they were real in the first place.
近来如何 布鲁斯 How are you, Bruce?
很好 扎坦娜 就是有点忙 I'm fine, Zatanna. Busy.
你知道我在哪能找到康斯坦丁吗 You know where I can find John Constantine?
不知道 No.
你至少有点头绪吧 You must have some idea.
我们没有联系了 We don't keep in touch.
我知道你们之间有过一段经历 所以我 I know you two have history, so I...
小扎 蝙蝠侠得和约翰谈谈 Z, Batman needs to talk with John.
你也得一起来 有要事 You've got to come along, too. It's important.
是你吗 波士顿 Is that you, Boston?
是我 Yeah.
一切都 Everything is...
天呐 这家伙的心智也太强大了 Boy, this guy's mind is tough.
我没法控 Can't hold...
发生了什么 What is going on?
先出发去约翰家 我会给你解释的 I'll tell you on the way to John's.
太棒了 我要坐前排哦 Okay, but I call shotgun.
我觉得他的孩子都会嫌这里窄吧 I don't even think his kid could fit back here.
抱歉了 波士顿 生活本就是如此艰辛 Sorry, Boston, but life is for the living.
波士顿 布兰德 那个马戏团杂技演员 Boston Brand. He was a circus performer.
蝙蝠侠听说过我诶 开心哦 告诉他我也是他的粉丝 Batman's heard of me. Sweet. Tell him I'm a fan of his, too,
恩不过嘛 要说的比较高冷比较酷 But, you know, be cool about it.
恩 就是他 Yeah, that's him.
问问他有没有去看过我的表演 Ask him if he caught one of my shows.
他曾经是一个空中飞人杂技艺术家 He was a trapeze artist who loved being famous,
很喜欢出风头 特别是在女士面前 especially with the ladies.
在有妇之夫面前吧 那就很低调了 Husbands, not so much.
你瞎说些什么 You're killing me.
他很擅长惹恼一些不该惹的人 He had a knack for irritating the wrong people.
紧接着 大概在五年前 报应上门了 Then, about five years ago, Karma caught up with him.
那天演的是一场周末秀 座无虚席 It was a weekend show, full house.
波士顿正在表演极其惊险的动作 刚做到一半 Boston was in the middle of his death-defying act when...
他就死了 故事本该就这样结束了 He died, and that should have been that,
但是在波士顿身上 这事变得更复杂了 but with Boston, things tend to get complicated.
他的灵魂被女神宇宙之灵所召唤 His spirit was called by the goddess Rama Kushna.
女神对他十分怜悯 She took pity on him and
便给了他能够附身活物的能力 gave him the power to possess the living,
帮助他惩戒杀害自己的凶手们 so he could bring his killer and others to justice.
嘿 不是我瞎吹的 我厉害着呢 Hey, I don't wanna brag, but I'm good.
为什么他非得像个孩子一样在我家墙上乱画 Why did he feel the need to write on my walls like a child?
呃 哦 他说他为自己的行为感到抱歉 Uh, yeah, he's sorry about that.
恩 Mmm.
目的地到底在哪 Where is this address?
导航今晚好像特别不准 GPS doesn't seem especially useful tonight.
没有所谓的目的地 神秘屋没有固定的地点 It's not an address. The house of mystery tends to move around.
我没给导航系统设置目的地是因为 I didn't put the symbols in there for the GPS to find it.
我想要这屋子自己来找我们 I wanted the house to come to us.
她撑不了多久 快想办法 She can't hold it. Do something.
在那 There.
快进屋 Into the house!
小扎 你没事吧 Z, you all right?
你别靠我这么近 我就没事 Yeah, as soon as you get off me.
我应该早点意识到 I should have known you were the reason
是因为你我才没有回到伦敦好好喝上一杯 I'm not back in London enjoying a pint.
这屋子一直都挺欢迎你 The house always did like you better.
你们三人一起出行还真是够奇怪的 Odd trio for a road trip.
你们找我想干嘛 To what do I owe the visit?
正义联盟认为最近突增的 The league thinks that a recent
杀人事件也许和魔法有关 spike in homicides may have a magical cause.
我说 这气氛有点不对啊 Told you something stinks.
现在有人可是金口难开不想说话呢 Now we know someone doesn't want us asking questions.
是啊 没你的金口开的大 伙计 Looks like you've cracked it wide open, mate.
他在说什么 What did he say?
啧 我可不想当你们俩之间的传声器 Uh-uh. I'm not playing telephone between you two.
接线成功 We online?
感觉棒极了 为你的蝙蝠车感到抱歉 Great. Sorry about the Batmobile.
希望你已经把保险缴清了 I hope your insurance was paid up.
对了 像这种东西保险公司真的会让你填单吗 What, is there even a policy for something like that?
... Mmm.
喂 我说过别这么干 玄兰 能特么的走门吗 Hey, I told you not to do that, orchid. Use a bloody door.
看到你安然无恙我就放心了 I am glad to see you are well.
这新女友交往多久了 How new is this one?
不是你想的那样 Not what you think.
是这座屋子的魔力 It's the magic of the house.
它的自我意识想要获得人性的体验 所以给自己创造了一具躯体 Decided it wanted to experience humanity and gave itself a body.
我信了 It sure did.
一个只能依附其它躯体而活的灵魂 就像我一样 A spirit whose existence is not its own, like myself.
很有趣 Interesting.
恩 是啊 我们是 那啥 Um, yeah, we are that.
你们都是死得透透的阿飘 Dead smooth you are, mate.
嘿 陈年旧事就别提了 行不 Hey, it's been a while, you know?
掌握了真正而强大的魔法 对约翰心怀怒意 Powerful in true magic. Angry at John.
这种感觉 我知晓了 This, I understand.
然而你依然对他念念不忘 Yet you still have feelings for him.
是啊忘不了想杀他 I could kill him.
你浑身萦绕着痛苦 You exude pain.
你人生是由一片片只有黑暗而没有快乐的碎片拼凑而成 Your life is a patchwork of blackness with no time for Joy.
你到底是怎么挺过来的 How do you cope with it?
因为我有个管家 I have a Butler.
这回答简直醍醐灌顶 That was enlightening.
好嘞 我觉得我们该开始随便闲聊一会了 Well, I guess we should have that chinwag about now.
- 恶魔 - 不是我 - Demons! - It's not me!
我生下了一只恶魔 恶魔 I've given birth to the devil. It's the...
宇宙之灵说这会 Rama Kushna says this
打破平行世界之间的壁垒 will break down the walls between the planes.
就连阴世都会受到影响 Even the afterlife will be affected.
恩 挺蹊跷的 让我好好查查 Yeah, it's dodgy, all right. I'll look into it.
顺便 你们想去哪只要和这座屋子说就行 Meanwhile, the house will drop you wherever you'd like.
喂 喂 喂 宇宙之灵说我们必须待在一起 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Rama says we have to work together.
你看看啊 我们可是梦之队 Come on! It's a dream team.
有你 有我 还有扎坦娜和蝙蝠侠 说不准正义联盟也会一起来 You, me, Zatanna, Batman, maybe even the Justice League.
穿着斗篷和紧身衣的梦之队 黑魔法可不会陪你们做游戏 The capes and tights crew, useless against dark magic.
所以你更不能走了 你能带领我们 That's why we need you. You can lead us.
波士顿 我在你的印象里合群过吗 Boston, do I strike you as a team player?
更别说要我带队了 Much less a team leader.
重点是 就连神也有犯错的时候 Point is, even deities can get it wrong.
所以才会有盲肠 穴居人 还有电视真人秀这些不知意义何在的东西 It's how we got the appendix, neanderthals and reality TV.
小扎 你跟我一起吧 Z, your help I could use.
好啊 如果我们大家一起的话 Okay, if we do it as a group.
苏门达腊岛上那猴子笼的好戏又要再上演一次 This is the monkey cage in Sumatra all over again.
注 疑指电影《群尸玩过界》 苏门答腊岛上的一只猴子带有传染性病毒而引发了大混乱
"哦 我们得救救这些猴子们" 她如是说 "Ooh, we need to save the monkeys," She said.
你真是个混账 You're such an ass.
噢 用猴子做比喻 惨了 Oh, not the monkeys.
是啊 这个履历上写满了在纽卡斯尔胡来 Says the man who has
搞砸了不少事情 连累了无数生命与灵魂污点的人 Newcastle and 100 other screw-ups on his resume,
冠冕堂皇地说道 costing lives and souls.
但我不和这群猴子在一起 你还不算作那群死猴子之一 But not monkeys. You're still way ahead on dead monkeys.
- 他们就天生一对 - 恩 - They used to be the same. - Mmm.
你让这事变得越来 You just have to make things...
我们这是在浪费时间 We're wasting time.
那人已经死了 我也愿意承担风险 He's dead, and I accept the risks,
所以我们能动身了吗 还是你们要吵完这局 so can we get to it, or do you two need a timeout?
真是尽如人意 那我们这就去黑暗里走一遭吧 Fine and dandy. Let's take a walk on the dark side then.
走不 伙伴们 Coming, team?
别像个孩子一样只顾气冲冲朝前走 Stop being a child and slow down.
我们这是去哪 Where are we going?
里奇家 Ritchie's.
你最近有和他接触过 Have you talked to him lately?
我知道他还生我的气 你不用提醒我的 亲爱的 I know he's pissed. You don't have to remind me, love.
我的履历里都写着呢 记得吗 It's on my CV, remember?
不 说真的 他有没有告诉你 No, really, has he told you...
哦 不 他就快死了 Oh, no. He's dying.
约翰 康斯坦丁 John Constantine,
黑暗之作的供应者以及最终审判的关键一环 purveyor of the dark arts and lifeline of last resort.
无所谓了 你朋友的灵魂 我们会带走的 No matter. Your friend's soul will be collected,
而你 却无法改变这即将发生的事情 and there's nothing you can do to alter that.
你们为什么不去做点更有用的事情 比如去别人房子里闹个鬼什么的 Why don't you go do something useful, like haunt a house?
他这会又在和谁说话了 Who's he talking to now?
索命者 他们将灵魂带入地狱 Shrouds. They deliver souls to hell.
他们好像被你所吸引了 They're drawn to you.
古龙水喷多了吧 小蝠蝠 Maybe it's your Cologne, Batsy.
这个家伙捉弄了我们许多次 This one has cheated us many times.
真令人恼火 It is vexing.
Boo. Boo.
真可爱呢 不过现在你们这群家伙该滚了 This has been lovely, but it's time for you lot to bugger off.
时机一到 When the time comes,
我会亲自来带走你的灵魂 康斯坦丁 I'll be the one to collect your soul, Constantine.
知道了 知道了 Yeah, yeah.
我似乎感应到了原力的波动 I thought I felt a disturbance in the force.
近来无恙啊 约翰老伙计 How you doing, Johnny boy?
扎坦娜和蝙蝠侠 Zatanna and Batman?
什么情况 What the hell?
进去跟你说吧 伙计 Tell you everything inside, mate.
怎么憔悴成这样 You poor thing.
恩 上次我可能撒了个谎 Yeah, I may have lied the last time we talked,
我没法撑太长时间了 about exactly how fast I'm sledding downhill.
真的很抱歉 I'm sorry about that.
但你能来这 对我来说意义重大 约翰 But it means a lot you're here, John.
你也不用说道歉什么的 我早原谅你了 And, hey, you don't have to say it. You're forgiven.
不过我还是没弄清楚 为什么蝙蝠侠也来了 Still wondering what Batman's doing in my living room.
蝙蝠侠一如既往地喋喋不休呢 是吧 And when is he gonna shut up, right?
怎么了 这是什么表情 What? What's with the face?
你并不是打算来和我道歉的 是吧 You're not here to say you're sorry, are you?
我当然是来道歉的 Of course I am,
但同时也想找你借一下卡香缇之钥 but I was looking to borrow the Keshanti Key as well.
卡香缇之钥(the Keshanti Key) 用于穿梭不同平行世界的魔法器
难以置信 Unbelievable.
在路上我也劝过他了 I tried to tell him on the way.
我明白的 不是你的错 小扎 Yeah, it's not your fault, Z.
一如既往的 这是我们放荡不羁的约翰的错 Just like everything, this is rock star Johnny's fault.
当那一切发生的时候我也在你身边 里奇 I was with you when it happened, Ritchie.
我们当时并肩作战 We were side by side.
是是是 并肩作战 Yeah, yeah, yeah, side by side.
但我却身患莫名其妙的魔法癌症 But I got the weird magical
而你呢 你名声大涨 cancer while you, you added to your rep.
你敢说不是吗 Isn't that right?
听着 我对此没有做出弥补和我向你借钥匙这事没什么关联 Look, me not making proper amends isn't related to the key,
只是 说实话 反正你也用不到了 伙计 which, truth be told, you're not gonna need, mate.
约翰 John!
我等这拳很久了 Getting that a lot lately.
你自己也可以这么做 包括钥匙在内 我都不会代劳的 You can go screw yourself. I am not giving you crap.
你的愤怒我们可以理解 但是请你再考虑一下 Your anger is understandable, but you need to reconsider.
无辜的生命们危在旦夕 Innocent lives are at stake.
好吧 医生说积极向上的态度有助于我的病情 Well, doctors say an upbeat attitude can help,
我还是把精力更多的集中在遇到蝙蝠侠这事上吧 so what I'll focus on today is that I met Batman.
正义的力量 Force of good.
能见到你也挺高兴的 扎坦娜 It was also nice seeing you, Zatanna.
好了 原谅我不送客了 Now, if you'll excuse me...
你们想离开就离开吧 You can show yourselves out.
大都会医疗站
就是他吗 This him?
那个年度最佳父亲 把东西给我 Father of the year. I'll need the gear now.
这东西的原理是什么 How does this work?
简单的说这就是一个魔法捷径 It's basically a magical shortcut.
能够让我穿梭于不同的位面之间 It lets me access different planes of existence
有效地帮我缩短了原本有20多个小时的念咒时间 without doing 20-odd hours of incantations.
这样的话 我就能到这令人讨厌的 In this case, I'll poke around
可怜虫的记忆里看看 他的精神失常 this poor sod's memories to see how his madness began
是什么时候开始的 更重要的是 如何引发的 and, more importantly, what caused it.
你们在这里干什么 我要去叫保安 What are you doing here? I'm calling security.
我来确保这凑热闹的小姐姐不会打扰到你们 I'll make sure the looky-loos stay out of our hair.
小扎 如果这具身体遭到攻击 就用意念呼唤我 Z, give me a psychic shout if this body comes under attack.
我可不想被困在里边 Wouldn't do to be trapped inside, now.
你可不能自己一个人进去 既然我在这的话 Wouldn't do to go in alone, and since I'm right here...
太危险了 非专业人员请勿入内 亲爱的 Too dangerous. You're out of practice, love.
我说 你想要我跟你一起来 我来了 Look, you wanted me along. I'm here.
我可不会就这样袖手旁观 我们走吧 I'm not waiting in the winds. Let's do this.
恩 Mmm.
Hmm. Hmm.
小扎 没事吧 Z? You okay?
没事 I'm fine.
我从不喜欢这种魔法 I've never liked this sort of magic.
我能感到黑暗在慢慢渗透我 I can feel darkness seeping inside me.
为什么你就能若无其事 How you stand it is beyond me.
重在克制 如果你想要透透气的话 It's all about control. If you ever need a refresher...
我们刚刚才讨论过 我还不会改变主意的 We've had this conversation. I haven't changed my mind.
是是 远离是非对错的争论好了 Sure, sit out the war between good and evil.
毕竟 你还有一群没脑子的 After all, you've got a good
支持者给你鼓掌叫好呢 thing going being applauded by mindless twits.
现在拌嘴合适吗 Really? Now?
我觉得一如既往的合适 Good time as ever, I reckon.
- 我来教教你怎么还嘴 - 不要 - I'll teach you to talk back. - No!
我所表演的魔法给人们带来欢乐 The magic I perform brings people happiness.
亲爱的 想带来欢乐的话 只要喝上两杯就能搞定 You sure it's not the two drink minimum, love?
你怎么这么悲观 You're such a pessimist.
我不悲观 我只是做好最坏的打算 Wrong. I expect the worst, so I prepare for the worst,
当最糟糕的事情真的发生时 我便游刃有余 and when the worst happens, I'm ready.
但我这样的想法 并不能对这现实有任何的改变 But my outlook doesn't alter the reality of the world.
史蒂文 住手 Steven, stop!
离我远点 Leave me alone!
又一个美好的瞬间 Another precious moment.
我这个也是快乐的瞬间 There was Joy, too.
但他的精神失常让一切支离破碎 His madness swept it away.
谁把夜壶打翻了 Who dropped the bed pan?
就是这里 这就是他精神失常的开始 This is it. This was the morning of his madness.
你觉得是什么让他发疯的 What do you think will set him off?
可能是数独吧 My guess is the sudoku.
他在同一行里填了两个9 He's got two 9s in the same row.
约翰 John.
跑 快跑 快跑 Run! Run! Run!
快跑啊 离开这 Run! Let's get out of here!
噢 跑快点啊 大兄弟 能多吃点水果吗 啊 Oh, come on, fellow. Eat a piece of fruit, huh?
该死 Damn it!
来了 Here it is.
我们必须离开这 We've got to get out of here.
再等等 One more second.
快走 约翰 没时间了 Now, John. There's no time.
齐活 Got it.
哇哦 全场最佳 便便怪 Oh! Shit's really hit the fan.
你得进来体验一下 波士顿 You had to go there, Boston.
快离开这鬼地方吧 Let's get the hell out of here.
Hmm. Hmm.
- 我没见过这东西 - 我也是 - I don't recognize it. - Me, neither.
要说谁能认出这个东西来的话 那只有里奇了 But if there's a person alive who can, it's Ritchie.
你忘了吗 因为你的行为 你这位朋友已经看不起你了 Are you forgetting when you made your friend despise you?
我真是闲着没事瞎得罪人 This is too bloody important for hurt feelings.
康斯坦丁 Constantine.
这下糟了 Bollocks.
你来的真是时候 可以见证我的 You've arrived in time to witness my...
里奇 Ritchie!
回来 混账 Get back, you bastards!
约翰 先帮里奇 John, help Ritchie.
尝尝这个 啊哒 Take that! Boom!
没有脉搏了 No pulse.
道理我们都懂 来啊 We know! We know! Come on!
为什么要 Why?
你也有不少新奇玩意呢 是不 I see you have a few tricks of your own, eh?
有些事情不用魔法也能办到 Not everything requires magic.
确保他一醒来就能看到这个东西 Make sure he sees that right when he wakes up.
如果他醒了的话 If he wakes.
我们之间有话得聊聊了 We need to talk, you and I,
但如果你想要召唤埃崔根的话 but if you try and summon Etrigan,
我会在你念完第一句试之前往你肺里灌满胆汁 I'll fill your lungs with bile before the first verse is done.
如何 Savvy?
事情不是你们所见到的那样 The situation was not how it seemed.
我到公寓里的时候就已经那样了 包括里奇在内 The apartment was like that when I arrived. Richard as well.
还狡辩 你就在他身边 Come on! You were all over him.
我想尝试帮助他 I was attempting to help.
你们突然进来以后 我知道我有口难辩了 所以我跑了 When you burst in, I knew I'd get blamed, so I ran.
你信他吗 Do you believe him?
杰森不会随便杀人的 Jason's not the murdery type.
他满嘴都是所谓荣誉 忠诚那些垃圾东西 也不怕呛死 He's chock full of honor, loyalty, and rubbish of that sort.
那你告诉我们 你为什么在那 Then tell us why you were there.
里奇以收集神秘事物和超自然事物而闻名 Richard is known as a collector of the arcane and supernatural.
我想知道他有没有什么东西 I wanted to see if he had
能让我进入到现在这个地方 something that could gain me access to this place.
你为什么想要来这呢 Why would you wanna break in here?
为了这个 For this.
世界历史上唯一一个 The single most powerful
最为强大的邪恶力量媒介 conduit of evil in the history of the world.
他把这东西叫做 梦魇石 He named it the Dreamstone,
但这东西真的就是一个噩梦 but it's really the stuff of nightmares.
当时我是一名年轻的骑士 很嫩的骑士 I was a young knight, green as grass.
脑海里盘旋着载誉而归的幻想 With visions of battle-won glory dancing in my head.
不用说 这样的幻想后来消失得无影无踪 Needless to say, these were dispelled thoroughly.
他称自己为天命博士 He called himself Destiny,
但梅林告诉我 他之前只是一名学者 but Merlin told us he was a man of science one time,
但是他疯了 before he went insane.
天命博士用黑魔法以及自己的灵魂 炼制出了梦魇石 Destiny forged the Dreamstone with black magic and his soul.
他用梦魇石让人们屈服于他们自身最可怕的梦魇之下 He used it to subject people to their most terrifying nightmares
然后汲取他们所产生的痛苦 and then feed off their torment.
事实上 那天真正胜利的 是埃崔根 It was actually the demon Etrigan who won the day.
上 埃崔根 To battle, Etrigan.
如果你胜利了 我会解除你与我之间的契约 Should you succeed, I will release you of your bond to me.
若为自由而交战 If freedom is what's up for trade,
定让他魂飞魄散 Then destiny's as good as slayed.
你还没赢呢 梅林 来日方长 You haven't won, Merlin. This isn't over.
来日方长 I swear it.
梅林予吾自由 Release me, Merlin, from your care.
勿再纠缠不休 My duty's done. 'Tis only fair.
恐怕我不能这么做 恶魔朋友 I'm afraid that's not possible, friend demon.
我向你以及杰森 布拉德表示歉意 I apologize to both you and Jason Blood,
但你们的未来 注定要同生共死 but your future portends a shared destiny.
魂来 拘此于人身 Caught now, imprisoned in the form of man,
封印 埃崔根 I fix the demon, Etrigan.
这也是我与埃崔根 It was also the beginning
一起遭受这永生之罪的开始 of my eternal life sentence with Etrigan.
我可不认为你会把这东西拱手让出 I didn't think you'd give it up willingly,
就算它因缺了一块而无法发挥力量 and though this piece is useless without the other half,
但也远不能称为毫无用处 it's far from powerless.
它待这很安全 Safe enough where it is.
就像在卡拉奇集市上的旅游纪念品一样摆放着 Displayed like a tourist trinket in a Karachi bazaar?
注 卡拉奇集市位于巴基斯坦的一个露天集市多出售小商品周边治安环境恶劣
还不错 是吧 Neat, isn't it?
神秘屋把我的贵重物品都存放在了另一个相位 The house keeps my valuables out of phase,
这样它们就不会自己长腿跑了 so they don't go wondering off.
不过 不得不说 这石头出现的 But, still, the timing of
时机以及它的能力 都显示出 the stone's appearance and its power indicates
它与那些罪行有着千丝万缕的联系 that it's somehow involved with these crimes.
这就是为什么我把它放在这里的原因 只有我能接近它 Which is why it stays here, where only I can get to it.
我觉得我 他们 以及所有认识你的人 I think me, them, and everyone else who knows you
都不同意这东西由你保管 might want it to be somewhere else.
你的朋友醒过来了 Your friend is awake.
里奇 是谁 是谁把你弄成这样的 Ritchie, who was it? Who did this to you?
浮士德 Faust.
菲利克斯 浮士德吗 你确定 Felix Faust. You sure?
嗯 Mmm-hmm.
找到了 你这个老不死的 There you are, you old bastard.
我要给你这老巫师试试菊花牌抗皱霜的效果 菲利克斯 浮士德 I give you wizard an asshole extraordinaire, Felix Faust.
该死 我早该想到是他的 Hell, I should have put it together.
变龙卷风戏法的确是他的风格 Conjuring a whirlwind is just his style.
正义联盟和浮士德交过手 The league had a run-in with Faust,
但他的地址并没有存于我们的数据库中 but his location isn't in our database.
是呗 巫师可没有 Yeah, well, wizards don't make a
办信用卡 注册社交账号的习惯 habit of signing up for credit cards or social media.
他那大名鼎鼎的宇宙观星台 His grandly named observatory of the cosmos is hidden
对于你们这些人以及超人来说都是无迹可寻的 但我不同 from the likes of you and superman, but not from me.
菲利克斯 浮士德 Felix Faust.
这是怎么了 What's happening?
如果这是台电脑的话 那应该是死机了 If this were a computer, I'd say it's frozen.
比喻恰当 Cheers.
菲利克斯 浮士德会布置预防定位魔法的措施 Felix Faust would take precautions against locator spells.
还有个办法 There's another way,
不过这得去麻烦 but it involves asking a favor of
一个和我关系不是那么友好的人 someone that I don't have the best relationship with.
又一个嫌弃你的人 我感到震惊 Someone else dislikes you? Shocking.
你的朋友正在离开凡人位面 Your friend slips from the mortal plane.
约翰 John...
别让他死 并保证他的安全 听到没 Keep him alive and safe. Understand?
我想说的意思不是这个 That is not my purpose.
老子才不管你在想什么或者你的意思是什么 I don't give a flying shag what you think your bloody purpose is.
我命令你尽你最大的能力帮助他 I order you to help him any and every way you're able.
走吧 Let's go.
好吧 不得不说 All right, I'll ask.
我们为什么要到这令人讨厌的沼泽里 Why are we in the middle of a godforsaken swamp?
这是一个叫亚历克 霍兰的家伙最爱的居所 It's a favorite hidey hole of one Alec Holland,
他的尸体被选作了新一代的绿荫化身 whose corpse was taken to be the most recent avatar of the green.
我赌你那砖头手机上什么都查不到 Bet you won't find that on your bloody cell phone.
我们的数据更偏重纪实 Our data's more factual.
亚历克 霍兰被恐怖分子谋杀 Alec Holland was murdered by terrorists.
他的尸体至今不见踪影 His body was never recovered.
就这么些 End of story.
远不止这些 Not quite.
离开这 Go away!
沼泽怪物 Swamp thing!
不要装傻了 快出来 不然这些小花花就惨了 I know you're seeing this. Get out here, or the posies get it!
约翰 康斯坦丁 John Constantine.
你胆敢威胁绿荫 You dare threaten the green.
老兄 你这社交能力真是难以直视 Dude, your social skills are horrendous.
对不起 我们不是为了破坏植物而来 Please, we aren't here to harm any plants,
我们只是太着急了 but our need is urgent.
别因为约翰坏了你的心情 Don't let your feelings
而对正确的事情袖手旁观 for John stop you from doing what's right.
你拥有一个花园 You have a garden.
是的 这让我感到轻松 我每周都会为它浇水 Yes, I find it relaxing, and I water it every week.
我们得找一个人 一个叫做菲利克斯 浮士德的巫师 We need to find a man, a wizard named Felix Faust.
在你们数量众多的人类中 找其中一个 A single human among your teeming masses.
我唯一认识 只有约翰 康斯坦丁 因为他惹恼了我 I only know John Constantine because he enrages me.
浮士德住在一座无法观察到的观星台中 Faust lives in an observatory which is invisible.
那个地方的黑魔法能量 会侵蚀到它下方的土地 It's a place where dark magic would infect the Earth below it.
我会把你们送到那 这样你们就不会烦我了 I will take you there so you are no longer here.
你们找的地方 就在那 The place you seek is there.
那个地方防护严密 That place is heavily warded.
嗯 Mmm.
我知道我们之前有些分歧 I know we've had our differences,
但是我们很需要你的帮助 but we could really use your help.
如果我们不把这无赖搞定 If we don't get a handle on this rotter,
那么他将会威胁到所有人类 he'll threaten all of humanity.
那又如何 What of it?
你本为人类 我也本为人类 You were once human, just like me.
已成往事 No longer.
或许他的行为也是一种正义 Perhaps his actions are a kind of justice,
这种正义能惩处那些比你们还不爱护绿荫的人 for who destroys more of the green than your kind?
那么 沼泽怪物退场咯 And swamp thing has left the building.
看来我们只能用笨办法了 Guess we do it the hard way.
也不用 散 散 人身已散 Or not. Gone, gone, the form of man.
恶魔凝 埃崔根 Arise the demon Etrigan!
搞什 What...
谁这么大胆 Who dares?
吾 埃崔根 特破此屋 I, Etrigan, bring down this house
只为送君今下土 and build a tomb for Felix Faust!
我可不会屈尊和一只恶魔斗嘴 As if I would stoop to brawling with a demon.
和跟你一样肮脏的家伙斗去 Fight others of your filthy kind.
虽同地狱生 不为一朝臣 From hell though we may be, it does not make us family!
我这地方布置得还不错吧 Do you like what I've done with the place?
在我的圣所里 女人乖乖闭嘴 No woman can speak in my sanctum sanctorum.
我为你准备的特别法术 当然了 男人也不例外 I conjured it just for you and, of course, men everywhere.
都是搞艺术的 这可不是正确的待客之道 As a fellow showman, this is no way to treat your guests.
好了 安静会吧 Now, settle down!
别揍自己啊 Stop hitting yourself.
有话好好说 有话好好说 Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.
你那豌豆射手一样的枪可不能解决所有问题 Not everything can be solved with your peashooter.
别以为你已经死了 Just because you're dead
就能够逃脱因果循环 doesn't mean you're beyond my retribution.
还有什么招式 Is that it?
你更适合到过气魔法师的屋子里住着 Well, it's off to the old magicians home for you,
老兄 周四晚有布丁吃哦 mate. Pudding night is Thursday.
再丢个火球试试 康斯坦丁 Try that fireball once more, Constantine.
我很乐意观摩水煮鹅的做法 I'd love to see you cook your own goose.
让我 Let me...
我收回那句话 这枪挺好用的 I take it back. That thing is useful.
扎坦娜 小姐姐 你在哪啊 Zatanna, where are you, darling?
我知道你没法说话 但你可以挥挥手啊 I know you can't speak, but give me a wave.
你是这里唯一那个有威胁的人 You're the only one here that's really a threat.
你在这呢 这可能会有点刺痛 There you are. This will sting a bit.
蓄能法术 不是吧 这可是魔法中最基础的啊 亲爱的 Stored magic? Really? It's the TV dinner of spell casting, dear.
见识一下真正的魔法吧 Here's what real magic looks like.
小扎 Z!
小扎 别做傻事 快停下 Z, are you daft? Stop!
准备受死吧 女人 I will kill you, woman!
小扎 不 Z, don't!
别杀他 你不能这么做 Don't kill him. You can't.
别挡着我 约翰 Out of my way, John.
只要手上不沾染鲜血 你的灵魂便能保持纯净 If no blood is spilled, your soul is in the clear.
克制自己 小扎 就像我之前教你的那样 Get control, Z, just like I taught you.
简简单单 小事一桩 做一个深呼吸 Easy Peasy, Lemon Squeezy. Deep breaths.
放下吧 亲爱的 Let it go, love.
为什么你就能做到 Do you see why I can't do what you do?
你只是没能克制住自己 我们都有过这样的经历 You lost control is all. Happens to the best of us.
我也失控过 不是吗 You've seen me in action, right?
也是 有一两次吧 Yeah, once or twice.
你们来这干嘛啊 我干什么了啊喂 Why are you here? I haven't done anything
让你们一进来就这么大反应 to warrant this kind of response.
这是你的东西吗 This yours?
不知道啊 可能是我的吧 这种戒指我有几百个 I don't know. Maybe. I have several hundred rings
样式繁多 种类多样 of varying design and properties.
不是他 It isn't him.
菲利克斯 浮士德不是这些案件的幕后黑手 Felix Faust isn't the one behind the nightmare crimes.
他以更强大的形式召唤了我们的老牌友们 He summoned our old poker buddies in their more massive forms.
所以呢 然后呢 The hell does it all mean?
所以浮士德随时都可以 It means Felix Faust had
拿到他想要的那个宝物 access to the artifact whenever he wanted.
什么宝物啊 What artifact?
好吧 我们又回到了最初的起点 Well, we're back to square one, then.
如果真是这样就好了 还记得我们是被你朋友引过来的吗 Unfortunately, no. We were sent here by your friend, remember?
但是里奇都快死了 But Ritchie's dying.
是吗 Is he?
噢 吓死了 我差点就死过头了 Boy, oh, boy. I think I got closer to death than I planned.
啊哈 不不不 小坏蛋 Ah! Nuh-uh-uh. Bad girl.
你看 这会呢 你得按照你主人的命令 See, now, you were told to do
尽你最大的能力帮助我 everything to help me by the master of the house,
这其中可不包括朝我挥拳哦 and that does not include punching.
带我去正厅 Bring me to the main room.
好了 到这就行了 小可爱 I'll take it from here, beautiful.
现在我已经不需要你了 But I need you out of my hair for now,
你不如到前面散散步什么的 so why don't you just go for a little walk?
终于 到手了 Yeah! That's the stuff.
为什么我们不直接进去 Why aren't we inside?
因为该死的里奇已经完全掌控了神秘屋 Because Ritchie's bloody well taken control of the house.
这就是有个好兄弟的下场 This is what you get for having mates.
波士顿 你试试能不能进去 Boston, can you get inside?
我觉得是进不去 That would be a no.
里奇 就算你再不情愿 也听我说一句 Ritchie, you're gonna listen to me whether you like it or not.
开门 Open the door.
听到没 开门 Do you hear? Open it!
太晚了 约翰老伙计 Too late, Johnny boy.
里奇 别这样 Ritchie, please!
现在停手还能够拯救你的灵魂 Stop while there's still time to save your soul.
这个不负责任的男人还能说出这种话 Says the man who skates away from everything.
自从你害我被感染之后 Since you got me infected,
我一直在满世界地 I've looked all around the
寻找治疗方法 我也如愿以偿的找到了 world for a cure and I've finally found it.
一小块梦魇石的碎片 它是有灵性的 A small piece of the Dreamstone. It's sentient.
它告诉我 让三魔头把 It told me how to get the
剩下的那一块带到地球上来 demons three to bring the rest of it to Earth.
然后再从他们手上不费吹灰之力得到它 It would've been so easy to take it from them.
当然了 放荡不羁的小约翰又一次搞砸了所有事 Of course, rock star Johnny screwed everything sideways.
所以我们不得不陷害浮士德 还让你把我带到这来 So we had to frame Faust and get you to bring me here.
现在 我是不朽的 充满了力量 Now I'm immortal and supercharged!
你被当猴子耍了 这石头并不是有灵性 You've been played for a sap. The stone isn't sentient.
只是天命博士的残魂 What's left of destiny's
在你耳边许下空中楼阁般的好处 soul was whispering sweet nothings in your ear,
然后利用你残暴的手段获得力量 以逐步推进他自己的计划 getting you to commit atrocities to gain power and make his move.
你只是因为我的胜利而感到恼怒 You're just pissed 'cause I won.
如果是就好了 I wish that were the case.
不可能的 This can't be right.
不 No!
等等 等等 我们 我们说好了的 Wait! Wait! We... We had a deal!
我们说好了的 We had a deal!
五百年了 我一直在等待 Five hundred years, I've waited.
五百年了 我一直在谋划 Five hundred years, I've planned.
哦是吗 500年过去了要不再躺个300年 Really? I guess 500 must be the new 300.
要不我们喝上一杯再聊聊你那些可人的秘密 好不好啊 What say we share your beauty secrets over a pint, eh?
神是不会和凡人斗嘴的 A god does not prattle with mortals.
她没事吧 She gonna be okay?
我 我也不知道 I... I don't know.
她耗费太多魔力了 The amount of magic she's used,
一时半会回复不了 sometimes you don't recover.
我就不该带她来的 I should have never led her back.
我真是个自私鬼 Selfish bastard, I am.
现在你也只能做到这样了 You've done what you can for now,
但我们现在得去阻止天命博士 所有人都危在旦夕 but we have to stop destiny, or everyone's at risk.
他说的没错 He's right.
午夜前他就能拿下这座城市 黎明前东海岸也不保 He'll have this city by midnight, the eastern seaboard by dawn.
到那时 我们还怎么阻止他 他会成神的 Then, what's to stop him? He'll be a god.
可不能再多一个这种爱胡闹的家伙了 We don't need another one of those mucking about.
好了 All right.
抓住他 Get them!
它们满大街都是 满大街都是 They're everywhere! Everywhere!
就这样 Yes.
我愿已成 My will be done.
愚蠢 你要怎么和一尊神对抗 Fool! How can you hope to defeat a god?
你以为我看不到你吗 你还连我的盾都打不破 Not only can I sense you, you cannot defeat my shield.
我还没见过顶着个盾的神呢 Since when does god need a force shield?
正义联盟马上就到了 The justice league are on their way.
我觉得他们来了也没什么用 Suppose that couldn't be helped,
不过一定要确保他们离天命博士远远地 but make sure they stay well away from destiny,
不然可能会中邪 to not be struck mad,
不过如果你不介意再来几个有 unless you want a bunch of
超能力的傻瓜给这地方添堵 就当我没说 crazed super blokes ripping apart the city.
可能已经来不及了 朋友们 A little late for that, my friend.
约翰 听我说 你已经中了魔法 John, listen to me. You've been affected by magic.
立即动身飞往太空 Get away to space now.
不得不靠你了 抱歉 杰森 Sorry to have to ask this, Jason.
至少这次你先问了 At least you're asking.
散 散 人身已散 Gone, gone, the form of man.
恶魔凝 埃崔根 Rise the demon Etrigan!
康斯坦丁再呼唤 So Constantine calls once more.
犹如孩童胡捣 Just like a greedy, wanton...
整天只会念诗 搞他去啊 Save the bloody rhymes, and top that git!
真没情调 Killjoy.
这么多年来 我满脑子都是你呢 埃崔根 I've had many years to think about you, Etrigan.
这招就叫诗歌正义好了 Call this poetic justice.
我勒个去 Holy crap.
看起来你的诅咒如愿以偿地解除了呢 小伙子 Looks like you've finally beat the curse, my boy.
能换个轻松的时刻就更好了 Wish it were under happier circumstances.
你要干啥 What are you doing?
搬救兵 Calling for help.
希望他不会发现是我把他给召唤来的 I just hope he doesn't realize it's me doing the calling.
是谁敢对我出手 Who dares strike at me?
绿荫的守护者 沼泽怪物 The defender of the green, swamp thing.
棒极了 Perfect.
看到你恢复了就好 扎坦娜 Glad to see you back on your feet, Zatanna.
做你该做的事 动作快 Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast.
所谓的绿荫守护者 The so-called guardian of the green
不过也偷偷渴望着再次为肉体凡躯 who secretly hopes to be human again.
让我断了你这念想吧 Let me dispel you of that notion.
回土里去吧 Back to the dirt,
那里才是你的归宿 where you belong.
他变得越来越强大了 He's getting more powerful by the second.
我们要怎么办啊 What the hell are we gonna do?
不知道你历史学的怎么样 I say we go and talk to a man about a horse.
你刚刚吃了被门夹过的核桃吗 瞎说什么啊 Did you hit your head or something? You're babbling.
荆轲刺秦记得吗 波士顿 上 A Trojan horse, Boston. Come on!
混账东西 你看哪呢 Over here, you wanker!
你既渺小又目中无人 You are puny and disrespectful.
你体内的疯狂 我想见识一下 Let me see your madness.
想看我发疯 Well, that's the trouble
可能有点难 毕竟我早疯过了 with someone like me. Been there, done that.
我会让你生不如死 I shall make you beg for death.
你能闭嘴了吗求你了 Can I beg you to stop talking?
我的意思是 所有巫师都神经兮兮的 I mean, all wizards are touched,
而你呢 整个人都散发着智障的气息 but you, you're a full-blown nutter.
我会撕碎你的灵魂 I will tear your soul apart.
你看看你 不经常和凡人拌拌嘴 都成什么样了 And what happened to not prattling with mortals, eh?
你说话简直就像我外婆在书友会里一样 You chatter like my grandma at a book club.
就是现在 波士顿 Now, Boston!
万圣节快乐啊 怪胎 Trick or treat, freak!
注 引用自1994年美剧《Wings》第六季第六集 Is That a 10 Foot Sandwich or Are You Just Glad to See Me?
你胸口那里是插着一把剑吗 还是说你只是想和我打个招呼 Is that a sword in your chest, or are you just glad to see me?
梅林让我替他问个好 Merlin sends his regards.
噢 顺便 你输了 Oh, and by the way, you lose.
这可不行 I don't think so.
约翰 我不是 Johnny, I was...
我不是自愿的啊 你一定要救救我 I was under a compulsion. You've got to save me.
你还欠着我呢 你欠我的 You owe me. You owe me!
抱歉了 伙计 万一天命博士 Sorry, mate. Can't take the
还在背后操纵着你 我可担不起那责任 chance that destiny is still pulling your strings.
约翰 求你了 帮帮我 John, please! Help me!
快帮我啊 混蛋 Help me, you bastard!
帮我 Help me!
也是 怪让人难受的 That was unpleasant.
我都错过了些什么 What the hell did I miss?
小扎 你没事了 我还以为 Z, you're okay. I thought...
脑袋感觉就像是在布里克斯顿待了一夜 My head feels like the morning after Brixton.
才没那么糟呢 Surely not that bad.
看起来梅林的魔法已然消散 So Merlin's spell hath ended.
说的没错哦 It would seem so.
不过有句话是这么说的 福兮祸所依 Though it's a "Good news, bad news" Sort of thing.
- 这是怎么了 - 就是啊 他也没受伤啊 - What's going on? - Yeah. He wasn't wounded.
没猜错的话 Unless I miss my guess,
这个伤口早在埃崔根和他联结那天就有了 that happened on the day he was bound to Etrigan.
而现在我已经 And now that I'm not...
真的很抱歉 杰森 I'm truly sorry, Jason.
没什么好抱歉的 这是个圆满的结局 Don't be. It's a welcome end.
五百余载 君与吾歃血结盟 For 500 years, he and I have been bound.
腌臜秽物 与清涟之铠为朋 A demon from hell, a knight of renown.
虽有忆谶言刻印这一双为命运所役 Though we were cursed to be slaves to each other,
亦心知惟君可予此二人以挚交莫逆 I know of no man I'd want more for a brother.
永别了 凡人 Farewell, mortal.
杰森 布拉德 卡米洛特的骑士 对抗天命(博士)的赢家
你挑的地方从来都是这么差劲 You couldn't have picked a better place.
他出生的村庄就在这附近 The village where he was born was over there.
只能这样送他回家 感觉太糟了 Too bad it took this to get him home.
蝙蝠侠邀请我加入正义联盟了 Batman asked me to be in the Justice League.
那你有在考虑去不去吗 And you're considering it?
几天前我去了他们的总部一趟 I visited their headquarters a few days ago.
挺有意思的地方 就像你说的 It's interesting, and like you said,
我也该做出一些改变了 maybe it's time to make a difference.
你居然听我话了 啊哦 Listening to me now? Uh-oh.
他们也邀请你了 They want you, too.
这个笑话不错 小扎 是啊 他们巴不得呢 Good one, Z. Too right, they do.
你特么的刚才难道不是在开玩笑吗 不是吧 You have got to be bloody kidding. No way.
小蝠蝠会被我逼疯的 Batty would go mental.
就是他邀请了你 我也告诉他过你会这么说 He was the one who asked, and I told him that's what you'd say.
就此别过 约翰 Be safe, John.
我说 等等 等等 Now, hold on. Hold on.
我这么说可能有些冒昧 Maybe I've been a bit rash.
要不咱俩去喝上一杯再好好说说这事 Could you tell me more over a drink?
那房子的名字 也可以再商榷一下 We could rechristen the house, as it were.
你说喝上一杯 A drink?
是 喝上一杯 Yeah, a drink.
但别想着到 Don't think this is gonna
曼切斯特度个周末 turn into some sort of Manchester weekend.
把这念头丢了 Get that out of your head.
Trewhiddle 位于英国西南部康沃尔郡 现被改造为"新英格兰式"别墅度假区
那周二去Trewhiddle度假好了 We could have a Trewhiddle Tuesday.
不 想都别想 No, definitely not.
啧 别这么快下决定嘛再想想 Well, let's Mark that as a maybe.
看起来 你已经知道怎么为人处世了 亲爱的 Now, that's what I call making yourself useful, love.