漫威丧尸
我想告诉你我们如何扭转乾坤的故事 I want to tell you the story of how we fixed everything.
(五年前)
我们如何利用心灵宝石和瓦坎达科技 How we used the Mind Stone and Wakandan tech
治愈地球上的每个丧尸 to cure every zombie on the planet.
但我没办法 But I can't.
因为实情并非如此 Because it's not what happened.
有东西在等着我们 Something was waiting for us.
一直有人警告我们要小心 Something that we had been warned about.
灭霸 Thanos.
他要心灵宝石 He wanted the Mind Stone.
但特查拉看到他怎么对待瓦坎达之后 But after T'Challa saw what he was doing to Wakanda,
就不想给了 he wasn't in a giving mood.
灭霸的威力难以想像 Thanos had unimaginable power,
但受感染的脑袋却无法专注 but his infected brain couldn't focus it.
特查拉比我们先发现 T'Challa saw it before we did.
丧尸灭霸在学习 Zombie Thanos was learning.
不久之后他就... It wouldn't be long before he was...
锐不可当 unstoppable.
情况看来很严重 Things were looking bad.
我是说 我们以寡敌众 I mean, we were outnumbered.
然后 局势改变 And then we weren't.
索尔有一笔旧帐要算 You see, Thor, he had a score to settle.
但那也不是我要说的故事 But that's not the story, either.
感觉似乎毫无希望 It all seemed hopeless.
灭霸将黄金城翻了过来 Thanos turned the Golden City inside out,
暴露出反应炉核心里熔化的振金 exposing the molten vibranium in its reactor's core.
我听见特查拉悄悄说“瓦坎达万岁” I heard T'Challa say "Wakanda forever," quietly, like...
仿佛他知道那是最后一次 Like he knew that it was the last time.
特查拉拯救了宇宙 T'Challa saved the universe.
救了我们每个人 Every single one of us.
我们以为结束了 We thought it was over.
其实不然 It wasn't.
宝石的能量散逸到我们四周 The energy of the stones escaped all around us,
扭曲了现实的结构 warping the fabric of reality.
接着我回头 明白我们即将死去 And then I looked back just in time to see that we were going to die.
可是并没有 But we didn't.
接下来 我们落入一个神奇入口 Next thing, we were falling through a magic portal,
被卡玛泰姬友善的魔法师拯救 rescued by the friendly sorcerers of Kamar-Taj.
就跟你一样 Just like you.
各位 Gentlemen.
说故事时间结束 Story time's over.
她出动了 She's on the move.
亡者女王拟定了提升能力的计划 The Queen of the Dead has made plans to increase her strength.
她几乎累积了足以逼近巴黎的力量 She's almost amassed enough power to march on Paris.
这次 她身边有一批大军 And this time, she marches with an army by her side.
好 Right.
我们准备好开战了吗？ Are we, you know, ready to fight?
对 但我们不会单独面对他们 Yes, but we're not going to face them alone.
踏实的地面 Solid ground.
谢谢 Thank you.
对 我会有一阵子不搭船了 Yeah. I think I'm done with boats for a while.
- 没想到我都没晕船 - 好棒棒 - I can't believe I never got sick. - Bravo for you.
噢 Oh! Oh!
好啦 先生 Okay, sir.
等等 你刚刚吐了吗？ Wait. Did you just now throw up?
- 我的胃很敏感 - 真遗憾 - I have a sensitive stomach. - I'm sorry.
走吧 阿列克谢 Come on, Alexei.
我们到了 We're here.
我的小熊走了 My little bear is gone.
我要待在这里喝完伏特加 I will stay here and finish the vodka.
喝完后 再喝海水 And when that is done, I will drink the water of the sea.
然后死掉 And then I will die.
去陪我的小熊 And I will be with my little bear.
对失去的人我们都怎么说？ Hey, what do we say about the ones we lose?
我们纪念他们 We honor them.
用我们每次的呼吸 With every breath we take.
智慧之语 Wise words.
是一个智者说的 Spoken by a wise man,
我 me.
没错 小卡玛拉 You're right, little Kamala.
我们会找到你的船 We will get your ship.
我的小熊不会白白牺牲 My little bear did not die in vain.
好诱人 Hmm. Inviting.
至少这些人挂了 At least these guys are dead.
几乎啦 Mostly.
好恶 Gross.
这就是新阿斯加德？ This is New Asgard?
不 那才是 No, that is.
这里气氛真棒 Place has a great vibe.
拜托谁处理一下？ Can someone please?
我的戒指刚洗干净... Ah, I just cleaned my rings, so...
我也是 刚除过毛 Yeah, same here. Wax and everything.
天啊 你们真是... My God, you people are so--
我猜 Let me guess.
你们来参加盛宴的？ You've come for the feast?
说是 说是 Say yes. Say yes.
是 Uh, yes.
你们的邀请函呢？ Where's your invitation?
我们的邀请函？ Our invitation?
我们的邀请函？ Oh, our invitation?
对 我们绝对有 Yes. Uh, well, you know, we... We definitely got one.
真的有 We so got one.
越帮越忙 You're not helping.
可惜我们的邀请函... You see, unfortunately, our invitation was, uh...
弄丢了 - Uh... - Lost.
- 对 弄丢了 - 在海上 - Oh, yes, yes, lost. - At sea.
- 对 在海上 - 对 - Yes, at sea. - Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
什么意思啊？ What does that even mean?
我身边都是白痴 I'm surrounded by idiots.
这里不欢迎你们 You're not welcome here.
索尔在吗？能跟他谈吗？ Hey, is Thor here? Can we... Can we talk to him?
你们没听到我的话吗？ Are you having trouble hearing me?
离开 Leave!
马上走 Now!
拜托 我们大老远赶来 Please. We've... We've all come a really long way, and...
世界的命运就靠它了 And the fate of the world depends on it.
这也太酷了吧 Okay, that was so cool.
你们可以走开 不然我不介意用你们的肠子给刀上点油 You can walk away, or I can grease my blade with your guts.
对我没差 It's all the same to me.
我爱你 抱歉 I love you. Sorry.
你不知道自己在跟谁说话 You have no idea who you are speaking to.
是吗？我看就是一群乌合之众 Don't I? Looks like an unimpressive gathering of humans to me.
这是神的庇护所 不是凡人的 This is a refuge for gods, not mortals.
谁说我是凡人？ Who said I'm mortal?
说大话只是羞辱自己 You offend yourself with such claims.
快走 免得我挖出你们的内脏 Leave before I eviscerate you all.
我是月神孔苏 I am the Moon God, Khonshu.
难道世界改变那么大 Has the world changed so much
阿斯加德人已经不承认我是神了吗？ that the Asgardians no longer recognize my deity?
孔苏... Khonshu...
我的天啊 My God!
你这个鸟头小坏蛋 最近好吗? You little bird head bastard! How you been, man?
好久不见了 I haven't seen you in so long...
抱歉 她在跟谁说话？ Uh... Sorry. Who is she talking to?
不晓得 I have no idea.
或许他想像中的朋友是真的？ Maybe his imaginary friend is real?
这时候有何不可？ Yeah, I mean, at this point, why not?
我想念我的游艇 I miss my boat.
孔苏 好啦 快带你朋友进来 Okay, Khonshu. Yes, yes. Come on, bring your friends.
打开城门 Open the gate.
别客气 You're welcome.
什么都别碰 And don't touch anything.
哇哦 Ah! Whoa!
哇 好像《龙与地下城》 Wow, this is so D&D.
我要当圣骑士 I call Paladin.
我当野蛮人 Ooh! I call Barbarian.
不 法师才酷 Uh, no, man. Wizard all day.
你们建造了这个地方？ You built this place?
我们来地球寻求和平 We came to Earth looking for peace.
但我们太瞧得起你们了 But we gave your kind too much credit.
只发现死亡 We found only death.
所以在这些悬崖里寻求庇护 So we sought refuge in these cliffs,
就藏身于此 and refuge is what we got.
讲难听点 你们就是躲起来了 So that's a, kind of, mean way of saying you're hiding.
当然 恕我直言 殿下 With all due respect, of course, Your Highness-ness.
恕我冒昧 我们在躲避人类失败的可悲景象 Respectfully, we are hiding from the pathetic sight of human failure
因为实在很凄惨 because it's a bummer.
你是乘太空船来到地球的吧？ You came to Earth in a ship, yes?
是 Yes.
孔苏说对了 Khonshu guy was right.
船还在吗？ You still have it?
你酒味好重 Ugh! You reek of spirits.
还有吗？我的酒是用配给的 Do you have any left? They rationed mine.
因为出过事 There was an incident.
我们问是因为如果有一艘船 我们或许能解决问题 Look, we asked because if we actually had a ship, we might be able to fix things.
解决谁的问题？ Uh, fix things for who?
我们生存得很好 We're surviving just fine.
那是什么音乐？ What's that music?
狂欢 Revels.
- 狂欢？ - 狂欢？ - Revels? - Revels?
这是什么？ Oh, what is this?
狂欢就代表开趴 Revels means party!
这些城墙让我们的生活相对平静 These walls allow us to live our lives in relative peace.
表现我们古老的阿斯加德文化 Expressing our ancient Asgardian culture.
就是那样 Such that it is.
好 加油 阿斯加德 Okay. Okay. Go, Asgard.
加油 阿斯加德 Go, Asgard.
你活像一只饿扁的地狱犬 You have the look of a starved hellhound.
真的... He does. He does.
狂欢不该用来伤心难过 The revels are no time for sadness.
坐下来一起吃 Sit with us and eat.
对 来饮酒作乐 Yes. Come make merry.
我吃是为了纪念叶莲娜 梅琳娜和黑寡妇们 I eat to honor Yelena, Melina, and the widows.
那是索尔吗？ Whoa, is that Thor?
天啊 那就是雷神？ Oh, God, that's the God of Thunder?
他以前比较风光 Wow, he's seen better days.
我得跟他谈 他能帮我们 I've got to talk to him. He could help us.
卡玛拉 等等 Hey, Kamala, wait!
借过 Excuse me!
抱歉...我得跟索尔谈 Uh, sorry, sorry. I just need to talk to Thor.
索尔？奥丁森先生？ Thor? Mr. Odinson?
索尔 Thor!
他不跟任何人说话 He doesn't talk to anyone.
- 卡玛拉 - 我知道听起来很夸张 - Kamala. - I know this is gonna sound crazy,
但我们有一个装置 but we have a device.
它是发射器 如果送上太空 就能解决所有问题 It's a transmitter. And if we can get it to space, we can fix everything.
拜托 如果拿给索尔看 他能帮我们 And if I could just show Thor, please, like, he can help us.
看不出他怀忧丧志吗？ Can't you see he's broken?
他参与的战役都是过往云烟了 Whatever fight he had died long ago.
看来他至少把大家喂得饱饱的 Well, it looks like he's keeping everyone well fed, at least.
不是他 索科维亚女王 Oh, it's not him. The Queen of Sokovia has come
来展示她的王国有多慷慨 希望是 to share the bounty of her kingdom. Hopefully.
索科维亚没有女王 Sokovia has no queen.
当然有 她带来这场盛宴 Of course they do. She brought us this feast.
旺达·马克西莫夫 Wanda Maximoff.
旺达·马克西莫夫？ Wanda Maximoff?
但她是亡者女王 But she's the Queen of the Dead.
控制一下你的宠物 孔苏 他们羞辱我们的贵宾 Control your pets, Khonshu. They insult our guest.
这中间有误会 There has been a misunderstanding.
这些疲惫的旅人搞糊涂了 These weary travelers are confused.
对他们仁慈一点 Grant them mercy.
过来我这桌坐 Come, sit at my table.
我们有很多要讨论 We have much to discuss.
我才不跟你走 I am not going anywhere with you.
你派你的继承人追杀我们 You sent your scions after us.
你杀了我们的朋友 You killed our friends.
你是亡者女王 You're the Queen of the Dead.
你看我死了吗？ Do I look dead to you?
坐下来吃饭 Sit, eat.
- 我们不是来吃东西的 - 嗷 - We're not here for the food. - Ooh. Ow!
我们以为...大家认为你是邪恶的丧尸 We thought... Well, everyone thinks you're an evil zombie.
我是遭到感染 没错 I was infected. That is true.
- 什么？ - 等等 你怎么... - What? - Wait, how did you...
长久以来我设法集中我的力量 控制我的心思 Over time, I found a way to focus my powers and control my thoughts
和我自己 and myself.
我重获塑造现实的能力 所以就做了 I regained my ability to sculpt reality, so I did.
你治愈了自己？ You healed yourself?
对 Yes.
就像我的天赋能修复这个世界 Just as my gifts could heal this world.
只要我的能力没被否定 If only I wasn't denied the power to do so.
否定？ Denied?
被谁？ By who?
瓦坎达事件释放了无限能量 The Wakanda event released infinite energies,
足以重塑这世界 但有人为了自己偷走它 enough to reshape this world, but someone stole it for themselves.
他们藏匿它 They hoard it.
我的梦 My dream.
对 你在梦中看见他 Yes. You saw him in your dream.
你感受到他的力量 You felt his power.
我无法独力击败他 I can't defeat him on my own.
我需要一支军队 I need an army.
拥有神力的士兵 Soldiers with the strength of gods.
叛徒 徒叛 Betrayer. Betrayer!
索尔 醒来 Thor, wake up!
我们需要你 We need you!
你做了什么？ What did you do?
对不起 I'm sorry.
我别无选择 I had no choice.
不... No, no, no. No!
- 天啊 - 阿列克谢呢？ - Oh, my God. - Where's Alexei?
不会吧 Oh, no!
我吃了好多手指头 I ate a lot of fingers.
不 No.
卡玛拉 别怕 跟我来 Kamala, don't be afraid. Come with me.
我们能一起解决 Together we can fix this.
骗人 你是亡者女王 Liar! You are the Queen of the Dead!
你要发射器 You... You want the transmitter!
不 卡玛拉·克汗 No, Kamala Khan.
我不要发射器 I don't want the transmitter.
我要... I want...
你 ...you!
没先警告一下丧尸食物？ Hey, no heads-up with the zombie food?
孔苏不会什么都告诉我 Khonshu doesn't tell me everything.
我好后悔遇见你们 I deeply regret meeting all of you.
我的天啊 Oh! Oh, my God!
谢了 小妹 Oh, thanks, buddy.
不... No. No!
索尔 Thor!
死亡交易者 Death Dealer!
我需要时你都在 Always there when I need you, man.
死亡交易者 Death Dealer!
不 Oh! No!
不 No!
不 No.
不 No!
不 索尔 快走 No! Thor, move!
他走了...我们快逃 Hey! Hey! He's gone. He's gone. We've got to go.
看着我 你知道船在哪吧？ Okay, just look at me. You know where the ship is, right?
- 对吧？ - 对 对 - Right? - Yes. Yes!
- 快走 - 快... - Move! - Go, go, go!
快点 动作快 Come on! Hurry, hurry!
派对结束了 我们走 Party's over, gang! Let's move!
你无法扭转命运 孩子 You can't outrun your fate, child.
我们快走 Come on, let's move!
- 阿列克谢 快到了 - 好 我没事 - Come on, Alexei. We're almost there. - Okay, okay. I'm fine.
可恶 那些丧尸命真硬 Goddamn, those zombies are strong!
- 凯蒂 让开 - 知道了 - Katy, move! - Got it!
有人会驾驶这艘船吧？ Hey, somebody knows how to fly that ship, right?
这会非常重要 It's about to be really important.
继续前进... Keep moving! Keep moving!
他们来了 Here they come!
阿列克谢...你还好吗？ Alexei! Alexei, are you okay?
不 别理我 No, no! Leave me!
阿列克谢 我们必须赶快走 Alexei, we gotta go right now.
别管我 Leave me!
阿列克谢 Alexei!
不 No.
阿列克谢 Alexei.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我会纪念你 I will honor you.
- 怎么回事？ - 干嘛停下来？ - What's going on? - Why did we stop?
- 我不知道 - 快走啊 - I don't know. - Let's go!
- 加速 - 我有 - Punch it! - I am!
再加速 Again! Harder!
- 再快 - 我在想办法 - More! - I'm trying!
快... Go, go, go!
- 等等 - 我们往后飞了 - Wait! - We are going backwards!
- 我知道 - 你做了什么？ - I know! - What did you do?
- 没时间了 - 进入曲速 - We're out of time! - Warp speed!
通通闭嘴 Everyone, shut up!
不 No.
卡玛拉 你找的希望就在我这里 Kamala, the hope you seek is down here with me.
群星中没有救赎 There is no salvation in the stars.
不 No.
拜托 你得注意听 Please, you must listen.
我们能修复世界 We can heal the world.
各位 有状况发生了 Um, guys, something's happening.
啥？ Huh?
吾王 My king.
- 索尔 - 他来了 - Thor! - There he is.
- 对 - 这才是雷神 - Yes! - Now that's the God of Thunder.
加油 索尔 Come on, Thor.
- 帅啦 - 现场有一个复仇者 - Hell yeah! - We have an Avenger in the house, guys!
你们在做什么？ What are you doing?
快走 快 Go, now!
等等 你不跟我们走？ Wait! What? You're not coming with us?
你是最后一名复仇者 我们需要你 You're the last Avenger. We need you.
不 小家伙 No, little one.
你现在是复仇者了 You're the Avenger now.
快走 Now, go!
不要 No!
仪器出毛病了 The instruments aren't happy.
是瓦坎达事件的落尘 It's the fallout from the Wakanda event.
我们飞到它上方了 Hmm. Well, we're above it now.
很好 Good.
所以我们终于能用它了 That means we can finally use this.
真的好小 That's very small.
对 有人为了安全把它缩小 Yeah, someone shrunk it to keep it safe.
它有什么功用？ And, um, what does it do?
它是以新星军团所用的 Well, apparently, it oscillates at the frequency
通讯频率振动 that the Nova Corps use for their communications.
那大小就不重要了 Hmm. Then size doesn't matter.
算你们好运 That's fortunate for you.
我能把通讯频率调成一致 I can key-synch the comms to the same frequency.
等等 我们能打给他们？ Wait, so we can call them?
没错 That's right.
我们成功了 We did it!
不 卡玛拉 你成功了 No, Kamala, you did it.
因为你 我们有机会拯救这个星球 Because of you, we have an opportunity to save this planet.
没有你们我也做不到 I couldn't have done it without all of you.
我们经历了千难万险... We've been through so much and...
不晓得 或许一切都值得 I don't know, maybe... Maybe it was all worth it.
快 由你来 Come on, do the honors.
快啊 Go on.
呃... Uh...
我不知道该按哪个按钮 I don't know what button to push.
黄色那个 It's the yellow one.
- 这个黄色的？ - 不是 - This yellow one? - No, no, no.
- 那个？ - 另一个黄色按钮 - That one right there? - The other yellow one.
好 Okay.
拯救世界... And saving the world...
开始 go!
你们想要多久才会获得回应？ How long do you think it'll take to get an answer?
不知道 I don't know.
新星军团的人有多远？ How far away are the Nova Corps people?
是他们 It's them.
他们回应了 They... They answered.
他们真的回应了 They actually answered.
各位 我们成功了 Guys, we did it.
- 不对劲 - 什么？ - This isn't right. - What?
最快的讯号要好几周才能抵达外星系 Even the fastest signal would take weeks to reach the outer galaxy.
不 他们早就来了 No. They were already here.
如果早就来了 他们在做什么？ If they were already here, what were they doing?
太空船注意 返回你们的世界 Attention craft. Return to your world!{
这里已由新星军团进行隔离 It has been quarantined by the Nova Corps.
隔离？ Quarantined?
你们的世界已被宣告死亡 Your world has been declared condemned.
企图逃离将遭到焚毁 Any attempt to flee the planet will be met with incineration.
新星军团知情 却没来帮忙 The Nova Corps knew, and they didn't come to help.
返回行星表面 否则将遭歼灭 Return to the surface or be destroyed.
你们有十秒钟可因应 You have ten seconds to comply.
他们根本不会帮我们 They were never gonna help us.
- 他们来是不想让人离开 - 天啊 - They came to make sure no one leaves. - Oh, God!
五秒钟 Five seconds.
发生什么事？ What's happening?
四、三... Four, three...
- 不 - 二、一... - No. - ...two, one...