我的爸爸是森林之王
哈里森博士 別跑了 Dr. Harrison, stop.
你無路可逃了 You can't run forever.
死心吧 博士 There's no escape, Doctor.
乖乖跟我們走 You're coming with us.
不用開槍 反正他逃不了了 Don't use your dart gun. We got him cornered.
差一點就抓到他了 Argh! We were so close...
爸爸 Daddy.
嗯 爸爸 Hmm? Daddy.
(12年後)
(國家詢問報)
(獨家報導)
(怪獸在哪裡)
亞當 哈里森 Adam Harrison!
啊 是 老師 Huh? Oh, yes, sir?
課後留校 不准睡覺 No sleeping in detention.
好好利用這個時間 多看點書 Use this time for something productive.
什麼 What?
你們幾個在後面做什麼啊 What's going on back there?
這好噁心喔 That's disgusting!
亞當 發生什麼事了嗎 Adam, what's the problem?
看來有人吐了六塊口香糖在我頭髮上 It looks like someone stuck six packs of gum in my hair.
我什麼也沒看到 I didn't see nothing.
東尼 Tony,
去校長室報到 go to the office.
又來了 Not again!
你死定了 臭小子 You're dead, snitch!
我的媽呀 我的腳怎麼變大了 Holy crap, what's happening to me?
你們看看他的鞋 Look at his shoes!
什…什麼 Huh? What... What?
怪咖出現囉 Spaz alert.
就是因為不想跟他同班 He used to be in my History class.
所以我才轉班的 That's why I changed classes.
他一個朋友也沒有 He's got like no friends.
嗨 亞當 你還好吧 Hey, Adam. Are you okay?
你別跑啊 我又不會咬人 Don't run, I don't bite.
東尼 快看看是誰來了 Well, look who it is.
真是冤家路窄 How ya doing snitch?
你們少來惹我 Leave me alone.
你好啊 拖把頭 來做什麼 Hey there, mop-top, whatcha doin'?
難道是要去工具間報到嗎 Are you on your way to the janitor's closet?
因為你的髮型像拖把 'Cause you look like a mop!
這個好笑 Good one!
真的假的 這樣也叫好笑 Seriously, that counts as a good one?
笑點真低 Give me a break!
那這樣呢 Good one!
真的好笑 That's a good one.
快放開我 Get off me!
不然呢 又要去打小報告嗎 What? You gonna rat me out again?
看情況 你對我對粗 我就去跟老師說 Hard to say. It depends on the circumstances.
說錯話囉 臭小子 Wrong answer, snitch!
快住手 Stop!
好啦 不鬧你了 Okay, you've had enough.
還你 不跟你玩了 Here, let me help you.
看他的鞋子 有夠蠢的 Look at his shoes! What a freak!
喔 對了 你忘記背包了 Oh, hey, you forgot your backpack!
進籃得分 兩分球 Cha-ching! Two points!
真可惡 Jerks...
又被同學欺負了 It was those boys again wasn't it?
不是 我都說了 No, I told you. I was playing soccer
我是在跟同學玩球的時候被球砸到臉嘛 with my friends and the ball hit me in the face.
真的嗎 那你是跟哪位同學玩球啊 Oh, yeah? What friends of yours play soccer?
就…那幾位同學啊 Uh... The British ones...
我的好好友 他們幾個打球都滿猛的 My mates. But they call soccer "football."
喔 是嗎 那你的頭髮要怎麼解釋 Oh, do they? And how did this happen?
球打得太猛就會這樣囉 Soccer can be a dangerous sport.
亞當 別再胡扯了 Adam, quit messing around.
要怎麼處理才好呢 What are we going to do about this?
不是用剪刀剪 就是用嘴巴咬 Either we chop it out, or we chew it out.
用嘴巴咬吧 I vote chew.
噁心 直接剪掉 Ugh. I vote chop.
轉過去吧 Turn around.
只是可惜了這頭帥氣的長髮 You had such nice, long hair.
起碼不會再被人家笑拖把頭了 At least they can't make fun of my hair anymore.
我的媽啊 Holy crap!
亞當 你上學要遲到了 Adam, You're gonna be late!
我馬上就下去 I'll be down in a minute!
亞當 Adam...
暫時也只能這樣了 That's not gonna work.
你到底在做什麼 What's taking so long?
一切都還好吧 Are you all right?
我沒事 I'm fine!
大概是吃不慣你的肉餅吧 I guess your meatloaf didn't agree with me.
可是你昨天不是說很好吃嗎 I thought you loved my meatloaf.
沒有到好吃啦 還算可以 Love is a strong word. I like it.
不對 還不到可以 No, like's too strong.
應該說 其實我討厭吃你的肉餅 Hey, I hate your meatloaf.
什麼 What?
等一下 我的肉餅可是 Listen, my meatloaf is...
亞當 Oh, Adam.
幹嘛 那頂帽子 What? That hat...
怎麼了 What about it?
它本來 是你爸爸的 That was your father's.
喔 對不起 Oh, sorry.
為什麼要說對不起 Why are you sorry?
我也不知道 I dunno.
他死了嘛 我好像又害你傷心了 He died. I didn't mean to make you sad.
他是個很棒的人 He was a great man.
可惜我跟他不熟 I wish I knew him.
我怎麼 把你的頭髮剪得這麼亂啊 I did a sloppy job on your hair.
大概是昨天晚上累過頭了吧 I must have been more tired than I thought.
來 把帽子戴回去吧 Here, let's put this back on.
你戴起來還蠻帥的 It looks good on you.
快走吧 不然上學要遲到了 Now hurry up, you're going to be late for school.
沒想到原來你討厭我的肉餅啊 I can't believe you don't like my meatloaf.
我老實告訴你吧 媽 I'll let you in on a secret, Mom.
大家都討厭你做的肉餅 Nobody likes your meatloaf.
好吧 算了 別忘了要吃飯喔 Okay. Well, enjoy your lunch.
該不會又是肉餅吧 It's meatloaf, isn't it?
可能喔 Mmm. Could be.
（禁區 不准進入）(切勿擅闖)
(監視器錄影中)（警告 外人請勿進入）
(發匠假髮公司)
有權有勢的人都有一項共同點 All powerful men have one thing in common.
一頭亮麗的秀髮 Great hair.
本公司的假髮 HairCo toupees have been worn in secret
偷偷造福了歷史上不少偉大的人物 by some of the greatest men in history.
但我邀你們來不是為了回顧歷史 But you're not here to be a part of our past,
而是想請你們來投資 you're here to be part of the future.
別猶豫了 先生們 投資頭發包准你賺大錢 Make no mistake, gentlemen, hair is a growth business.
不好意思 可能得請你們交出照相機來 I'm afraid we'll need to ask you for your cameras.
抱歉 小林先生 請你務必配合 Mr. Kobayashi, I must insist.
這裡是我們的神奇實驗室 This is where the magic happens.
未來的趨勢已經不再是戴假髮了 沒錯 沒錯 The future isn't toupees, no, no, no.
未來的趨勢是要幫人們長真發 The future lies in growing real hair.
我們的研發重點已經不是做假髮了 We're not talking about embarrassing hair plugs,
也不是什麼頭皮按摩 或是特效洗髮精 useless scalp massagers, or fancy shampoo.
現在的研發重點是基因工程 We're talking about genetic engineering.
用最先進的科技改變你的DNA State of the art DNA manipulation.
我們就快要研發出最新技術 We're on the verge of a major breakthrough
造福這世上千千萬萬的人民 that will change the lives of hundreds of millions of people...
重點是能靠這技術大賺一筆 And make us a fortune in the process.
快看這個
好厲害
向錢看博士是本公司的研究暨開發主任 Dr. Billingsley is our head of experimental research and development.
這位是我們工作認真的實習生 Ah, here comes one of our eager young interns.
呃 向錢看博士 Uh, Dr. Billingsley?
我做這個有算學分的 對嗎 I'm getting college cedit for this, right?
當然囉 Of course.
太好了 那可能要麻煩你先幫我簽一下實習單 Oh, okay. I'll just need you to sign my work experience time sheet.
站到叉叉上 Stand on the "X."
等一下 你該不會要對我開槍 Hold on, you're not going to shoot me with...
好痛 Ouch!
等一下 你可能會覺得有點燙燙的 Now, you may experience a slight burning sensation.
不過請不用擔心 But don't worry about it.
救命啊 Help me!
真是不好意思 As you can see,
現在一切都還在研發階段 we're still perfecting the formula.
但成功之後 保證一定可以大發利市 Once we do, people will pay anything for it.
我們的生髮劑 一定可以賺大錢的 The real money is in big hair.
嗯 氟銻酸化合物得再降個五個百分點 Hmm. Reduce fluoroantimonic acid by five percent.
本校規定不准打架 We have a no fighting policy at this school,
一次都不可以 zero tolerance.
只要你打架 就必須被停學 You fight, you're suspended!
所以你被停學了 You're suspended!
聽到了沒有 你被停學了 Do you hear me? Suspended!
你好好笑喔 You're so funny.
你最好給我小心一點 臭小子 Hey, you better watch your back, snitch.
亞當哈里森 Adam Harrison.
我想這個應該是你的東西吧 I believe this belongs to you.
因為背包上有你的名牌 Nametag was on the inside.
謝謝校長 Oh, thank you, sir!
還請你記得 下次別再拿它來投籃了 Don't be throwing it into basketball hoops anymore.
什麼 我怎麼可能拿自己的背包來投籃啊 What? Why would I throw my own bag into a basketball hoop?
誰知道你們這些小鬼腦子裡都在想什麼 Who knows why you kids do anything?
亞當 你就是我們所謂的 Adam, you are what we call a...
瑪麗 Mildred.
呃 我們現在都怎麼稱呼那些愛指正別人的人 Uh, what are we saying instead of spazoid these days?
呃 正義魔人 校長 Uh, normally challenged, sir.
喔 這樣啊 咳 Oh, and, uh...
那沒朋友的獨行俠要怎麼說呢 How would I say "friendless loser"?
具有中度社交恐懼症的人 Mid-level acquaintance deficiency.
亞當 依我看啊 你有中度社交恐懼症的問題 Adam, you have mid-level acquaintance deficiency.
那這種病有藥醫嗎 Do they make a pill for that?
沒有 校長 No, sir.
那沒辦法了 就連我們也救不了你了 Apparently, there's nothing we can do for you.
你的壞毛病必須自己改掉 This acting out needs to stop.
可是 校長 But, sir...
本校規定就是不准打架 We have a no fighting policy at this school.
一次都不可以 只要打架 就得被停學 Zero tolerance. You fight, you're suspended.
可是我是被打的人 Getting beat up counts as fighting?
一個巴掌拍不響這是自古不變的道理 A fist can't punch without a face to receive it.
我說你有打架 就是有打架 No fighting means no fighting.
喔 對了 亞當 Oh, and, Adam?
什麼事 校長 Yes, sir?
提醒你 我們也不准同學戴帽子 We have zero tolerance on hats.
在學校裡 不准戴帽子 No hats in school.
還有 你該剪頭髮了 And get a haircut.
嘎 What...
喂 哈里森 你害我被停學了 Hey, Harrison, you got me suspended!
你應該高興才對 不用上學耶 You should be happy. You hate school.
我爸會宰了我 My dad's going to kill me.
他只准我犯錯十次 He's got a 10 strikes policy,
這是第十次了 and this is strike 10.
別這樣啦 校長都說了 他說不準打架 Come on, guys, you heard Principal Jones. He said no fighting.
他可沒說在校外不能打架喔 He said no fighting on school property.
戴起來帥嗎 How do I look?
你戴起來比亞當還醜 You look like stupid Adam.
是帽子太醜了 This hat sucks.
快住手 Stop!
你竟敢 你完蛋了 That's it, you're dead!
快 抓住他 Come on, let's get him!
快啊 抓住他 Come on, get him!
別讓他跑了 Don't let him get away.
好了啦 行了 你們鬧夠了吧 Okay, guys, come on. You've had your fun.
哪有這麼簡單就放過你 Don't you know how this works?
逮到你了吧 We got him, boys!
好戲才正要上場 This is the fun part.
快放開我 Get off me!
搞什麼啊 What the...
去追他 Come on!
我是怎麼了 What is happening to me?
不會吧 Oh, no...
我們就在這等你出來 You gotta come out sometime.
對 就看你什麼時候出來 Yeah, and when you do, we'll be waiting.
忘了今天是星期五 他搞不好會一直待在家 It's Friday. He could be in there all weekend.
真的要在這邊等他三天嗎 Are we really gonna wait here for three days?
算了 放他一馬 Nah. Forget him.
我們去動物園欺負山羊吧 Let's go bug the goats at the petting zoo.
(威爾斯曼 比利時餅乾)
（林間路216號）(國道99號)
你要瞞我到什麼時候 Were you ever going to tell me? Oh!
亞當 你嚇到我了 Adam! You startled me.
你竟然騙我說爸死了 You said Dad was dead!
亞當 如果他都死了 為什麼還能寫信給你 Adam...If he's dead, why is he writing letters to you?
這封信還是兩周前寄的耶 This one is from two weeks ago!
親愛的雪麗 聽到亞當 "Dear Shelly, I'm sorry to hear
在學校的事我很難過 "Adam is having a hard time at school."
真的假的 你先聽我解釋 Really? It's not what you think.
你明明知道我很想念爸爸 You didn't think I'd want to meet him?
你卻瞞著我 不讓我見他 You thought you could keep him to yourself?
亞當 你爸爸是還活著 Adam, your dad is alive.
我也只能說這麼多了 That's all I can tell you.
你在開什麼玩笑 我知道你很難過 Are you kidding me? I know it's hard,
但是你一定要相信我 but you've got to trust me.
相信你 你根本是個騙子 Trust you! You're a liar!
從小到大你都在騙我 騙了我一輩子 You've been lying to me every day of my whole life!
亞當 別這樣 Adam, please...
我還以為我可以相信自己的媽媽 I thought you were the one person I could trust,
結果你也跟其他人一樣 but you're just like everybody else.
我討厭你 I hate you!
亞當 拜託 別這樣 Adam, no, please...
（林間路216號）(國道99號)
小朋友 你沒事吧 Hey, kid. You okay?
我只是…想要回家 Just trying to get home.
你這麼小就知道要搭便車啦 Ain't you a little young to be hitchhiking?
你總不忍心看我一個小孩在路邊閑晃 I'm a little young to be stranded at the side of the road,
又被雨淋得快感冒了吧 catching a cold in the pouring rain.
對啦 說得也是 你要去哪啊 Yeah. I guess so. How far you goin'?
呃 國道99號 Uh, Route 89.
什麼 不會吧 那有一百英里遠耶 What? Are you kidding? That's 100 miles from here.
你願意載我囉 So can you take me?
我覺得外面的天氣真的好冷喔 It's getting awfully cold out here.
我不確定耶 I don't know...
謝了 真的太感激你了 Thanks, I really appreciate it.
等一下 我可沒說我要載你喔 Hey, I don't remember sayin' I'd take you.
喔 好啦 你總不會希望我得肺炎死掉吧 Oh, come on. You'd hate yourself
如果我死了 就都要怪你 if I died of pneumonia and it was all your fault.
拿你沒轍 關門吧 All right! Close the door.
亞當 亞當 你還在睡嗎 Adam? Adam, are you awake?
我們好好聊聊好不好 Can we talk about this?
亞當 Adam?
不 不會吧 Oh, no, no, no!
哎呀 好久沒看過這樣的森林了 Well, you don't see many forests like this anymore.
哼 這裡不管走多久 放眼望去全都是森林 Huh. You walk two weeks in any direction, and all you'd see is trees.
我跟你說 你一走進去包准你會迷路 I'm telling you, you wouldn't want to get turned around out here, kid.
對 沒錯 No, you wouldn't.
呃 好像到了 Well, it looks like...
沒錯 到了 就是這裡 Yes, it's here! This is it!
就是這裡 This is it?
我沒想到會有人住在這種地方 I didn't know people actually lived out here.
有啦 這裡就是我家啊 Yep, uh, home sweet home.
你住在這 那你家的房子呢 Home sweet home? Where's your house?
我家房子 我家房子就在那裡 在後面啊 My House... My house is over there... Back a ways.
好啦 謝了 再見 Anyway, thanks. See ya.
好吧 你保重囉 小子 Okay. Take care of yourself, kid.
你好 Hello?
有人在嗎 Hello?
你去哪裡了 可愛的小松鼠 Where'd you go? Little squirrel dude?
喂 等一下 回來 Hey, wait! Come back!
這樣不公平吧 That's not fair!
這裡不管走多久 放眼望去全都是森林 Walk two weeks in any direction and all you'll see is trees.
哇喔 Wow.
有人在嗎 Hello?
哈囉 有人在那裡嗎 Hello? Somebody there?
這並不好笑喔 誰在那裡 This isn't funny. Who's there?
她帶走我的狗 我的房 She took my dog, my house
我的皮卡車 My pickup truck
但不管她多鑾橫 But no matter what she say
都不能帶走我的牛仔靴 Can't take my cowboy boots away ??
我的媽啊 那是什麼鬼東西 Holy cow! What in the heck was that?
嗯 看到好東西了 Huh? Well, I'll be...
居然沒有訊號 拜託 你這支爛手機 No service? Come on, you piece of junk!
沒用的智慧手機 Stupid smartphone!
（蘿西餐館）
911 請問是什麼緊急事件 911, what's your emergency?
你好 我打來是要通報我看到大腳怪了 My emergency is I done saw a bigfoot!
它被我的行車記錄器給錄下來了 I got the whole thing on my dashboard cam.
大腳怪 先生 這支電話是用來報警的 請不要惡作劇 Bigfoot? Sir, this line is for emergencies, not for prank calls.
喂 Hello?
真是可惡 我一定要找到願意相信我的人 Dang blame it, somebody's got to believe me.
國家詢問報 請問有什麼事嗎 National Enquirer, how can I help you?
你先別掛 你一定要相信我 Don't hang up. You gotta believe me.
我打來是要說 我看到大腳怪了 I'm calling 'cause I saw a real bigfoot.
請稍候 我幫你轉給 Please hold, and I'll put you through
不可思議現象編輯部 to Hairy Monsters, Swampthings, and UFOs.
（國家詢問報）（大腳怪）
大腳怪 Bigfoot?
是的 大腳怪 Yes. Bigfoot.
還提它幹嘛 我們早在十年前就放棄這項研究了 It's a dead end. We gave up the search for Bigfoot 10 years ago.
恕我直言 但如果這消息是真的 就得把握 With all due respect, if this thing is real, we have to have it.
它的基因可是好東西啊 It's the genetic bridge we've been looking for.
喔不 不了 我不想再浪費資源去找不存在的東西了 Oh, no, no. I'm not wasting a fortune on another wild goose chase.
大腳怪的DNA裡有寶貴的毛髮生長基因 Think of the hair growth potential locked in that DNA.
有了它萬事0K 不需要做假髮 No more sprays. No more toupees.
它會讓人長真發 Just real hair.
拜託 向錢看 你是科學家耶 Come on, Billingsley. You're a scientist.
你怎麼能確定這不是騙人的幌子 What makes you so sure this isn't just another hoax?
你先看一下照片 Looking at the kid in this photo,
再作結論也不遲啊 could there be any other conclusion?
嗯 Hmm.
這是我想的那個人嗎 Is that who I think it is?
應該是囉 We think so.
那現在只剩下一個問題 Then I only have one more question...
這張照片是誰拍的 Who took this photo?
帥哥 你真的看到大腳怪了嗎 So, sugar, you say you saw Bigfoot?
是的 沒錯 這件事會不會上新聞啊 Yes, ma'am. And it's going to be in the paper?
當然是會啦 喔 那你要紅囉 That's what they said. Ooh! You going to be famous.
我好興奮喔 這裡不再是偏鄉地區了 It's so exciting. Nothing ever happens up here.
要變成知名景點囉 This is going to be good for business.
是怎樣 Huh? Oh, what's that?
我說的很准吧 What did I tell you?
泰迪 什麼事 Teddy! What?
趕快漲價 Raise the prices!
就是這裡 It happened right here.
不信你看煞車痕 Check out them skids.
我緊急煞車到差點就要翻車了 I hit the brakes so hard, I almost flipped my rig!
長官 Sir...
找到東西了 We got something.
（亞當哈里森）（木橋街51號）（波特蘭 奧勒岡97204)
有人在嗎 Hello?
哈里森太太 Mrs. Harrison?
我們仔細搜 Check the house.
這裡有新發現 I think we got something.
車子不在 沒看到他母親 Car's gone. No sign of the mother.
不要靠近我 救命 Stay away from me! Help!
你不要再靠近了 Don't come any closer!
你…你是誰啊 What... What are you?
這個 Well, I'm, uh...
不知道怎麼說才不會嚇到你 I'm not sure how to break this to you...
兒子 我是你老爸 But I'm your dad.
我爸 不 才怪 Dad? No, you're not!
他人在哪裡 你對他怎麼了 你吃了他嗎 Where is he? What did you do with him? Did you eat him?
沒有 是 是真的 亞當 我是你老爸 No, I promise, Adam. I'm your dad.
少胡說八道了 你退後 Stop saying that! And back off!
小心一點 可別把我刺死了 Ooh, easy, killer. Don't twig me to death.
別激動 你不用怕 Calm down, you have nothing to fear.
你怎麼有我的照片 Where did you get these?
是你媽寄給我的啊 Your mother sent them to me.
我恨死那張照片了 I hate this picture.
那是你嗎 是啊 That's you? Yep.
是你 我 還有你媽 It's you, me, and your mom.
當時你 六個月大吧 You were six months old.
不會吧 Oh, man...
我爸是大腳怪 My dad is Bigfoot?
對 我的人生還會變得更慘嗎 Yep.Could my life get any worse?
喂 亞當 你爸是名人 只可惜他不是明星 "Hey, Adam, your dad's famous, but not like a rock star,
而是一個必須躲在森林裡的可怕怪物 "more like a hideous beast that hides in the forest."
可怕怪物 說的這麼難聽 Hideous? That's a bit strong.
開什麼玩笑 你是怪物耶 Are you kidding? You're a monster.
怪不得你會想要逃走 I can see why you ran away.
等等 我逃走不是因為我的身份 Whoa. I didn't leave because I'm a bigfoot.
我離開 是因為有人在追捕我 I left because I was being hunted.
追捕你 聽著 Hunted? You see,
有一家藥廠 一直想把我抓回去當實驗品 a pharmaceutical company wanted to turn me into a lab rat.
我會離開 是為了保護你們母子倆 I left to protect you and your mother.
會瞞著你也是因為要保護你 We didn't tell you for your own safety.
被當成實驗品 是什麼意思 What do you mean, a lab rat?
你媽知道你來這裡嗎 Does your mom know you're out here?
知道啊 是她給我地址 Yeah. She gave me the address.
要我來找你的 She told me to come out here...
單獨來 Alone.
亞當 你明顯在說謊 Adam, you're lying to me.
怎樣你跟媽也騙了我一輩子啊 You and mom have been lying to me my entire life.
我們沒得選你 We had no choice.
都不知道我們這麼做有多麼難過 You have no idea how hard it was on both of us.
那我怎麼辦 What about me?
你知不知道 我不能陪在你身邊我有多難過 It broke my heart that I couldn't be there when you needed me.
亞當 我是認真的 Adam, this is serious.
快說你怎麼找到我的 Tell me how you found me.
我找到你的信 I found your letters.
你冒了很大的險來這裡 You took a big risk coming here.
你媽一定擔心死了 Your mom must be worried sick.
為什麼攔我 例行路檢 What's going on? Just a routine check.
路檢 我怎麼覺得不太像 Routine? It doesn't look that way to me.
你是雪麗哈里森嗎 Are you Shelly Harrison?
什麼 呃 你是員警嗎 What? Are you a police officer?
我要請你關掉引擎 並走下車來 I'm going to have to ask you to turn off your engine and step out of the vehicle.
好吧 Hmm. Okay.
女士 沒用的 Ma'am, it's futile.
勸你還是乖乖下車吧 I suggest you get out of the car.
這些都是她寄的 She sent me everything.
我收到好開心 她很以你為榮 I couldn't get enough of it. She's so proud of you.
我還以為都被媽丟掉了呢 I always thought Mom threw these out.
她一樣也沒丟掉 Not a single one of them.
那我會怎麼樣 So what about me?
我以後也會像你嗎 Am I gonna be... Like you?
不會 沒什麼好擔心的 No. You've got nothing to worry about.
你已經十三歲了 呃… You're already 13...
所以呢 放心 So what? Well...
你又沒症狀出現 You'd have symptoms by now.
喔 你是說頭髮會一夜變長 Oh, you mean like hair that grows a foot overnight?
腳會突然變大頂破鞋子 Feet that blow through the ends of my shoes?
這類的症狀嗎 That kind of thing?
我也會變成大腳怪 I'm going to be a monster?
呃 也沒那麼慘啦 It's not so bad.
怎麼會不慘呢 How is it not so bad?
像只動物一樣 下半輩子都只能躲在樹林裡嗎 Spending the rest of my life hiding in the forest like an animal?
先別激動 你還有什麼症狀 Slow down. What else do you have?
除了你的腳 還有頭髮外 那你的耳朵呢 The hair thing, the feet. What about your ears?
你腎上腺素飄高時 聽力會改變嗎 When your adrenaline's up, does your hearing change?
有時候聲音會變得很大聲 Sometimes it gets super loud.
就像偏頭痛那樣 Like a migraine or something.
你上次刮手毛是什麼時候 When's the last time you shaved your hands?
什麼 我沒有 What? Ew! Never!
還是你有刮背毛 But you shave your back?
沒有 我沒刮過毛 No. I don't shave anything.
這太神奇了 你不像我的手和背都會長毛 This is amazing. My hands and back are where it started.
我十二歲的時候 就必須每週都用大力膠帶除毛了 By the time I was 12, I was waxing my back every weekend with duct tape.
可是你不一樣 But you're different.
大腳怪的優點你都有 就是沒有長毛 It's like you've got all the good stuff, but none of the fur.
你說優點是什麼意思 How is any of this "good stuff"?
其實當大腳怪是有很多好處的 There's a lot of good things about being a bigfoot.
你受傷的腿沒事了 不是嗎 You're standing on that leg, aren't you?
你…你醫好了我的腿 You... You fixed my leg.
這怎麼可能 How is that possible?
療愈之手 快速長毛 還有一雙大腳 The healing touch, fast growing hair, big feet...
這些都是大腳怪的特點啊 It all goes with the territory.
我的媽啊 你是誰 Holy moly. What are you?
某種長毛的巫師嗎 Some kind of hairy wizard?
哈 我沒那麼厲害啦 Ha. Nothing that exciting.
現在來看看 你還有什麼強項吧 We've got to find out what else you can do.
過來抓住這個 Hang on to this.
要做什麼 What's it do?
怎麼回事 好痛 What's going on? It hurts!
你別緊張 Just relax...
你也太沒責任感了 你差點害死我 That was so irresponsible! You could've killed me!
是腎上腺素的關係 It's the adrenaline.
你不要緊張 Calm down.
深呼吸一下 Take a deep breath.
這就對了 你聽聽看 That's it. And listen.
哇 是啄木烏的聲音 Whoa. It's a woodpecker.
你專心聽那邊 Focus over there.
那是 要怎麼稱呼啊 That's a... What do you call it?
間歇泉 仿佛就在眼前耶 A geyser. It's like I can see it.
是聲音造成的視覺效果 The sound makes a picture in your head.
它叫回聲定位 海豚跟蝙蝠也有這種能力 Dolphins and bats have something similar called echolocation.
很酷對吧 Pretty cool, Huh?
好像吧 應該說 蝙蝠俠很酷 I guess. Well, Batman's cool...
但海豚俠就不酷了 Dolphinman, not so much.
至於你的腳 你體驗過了 And your feet... Tell me you've tried them?
把鞋扔了吧 兒子 Ditch the shoes, buddy.
怎麼啦 Ah! What?
好冷喔 It's cold.
試著跟上我吧 Try to keep up. Huh?
等等 Whoo-hoo! Wait!
這也太神奇了 This is amazing!
很爽 對不對 Feels good, doesn't it?
對啊 這種感覺爽爆 Yeah! It's the greatest feeling in the...
糟糕 兒子 喔 Ouch, buddy. Oh.
真抱歉 我應該先警告你的 I'm so sorry. I should've warned you.
在森林裡奔跑時 要小心頭會撞到東西 You've gotta avoid smashing head first into the trees.
今天的大腳怪課程就上到這裡吧 I think I'm done with bigfoot lessons for the day.
呃 等等 還有一件事 There's one more thing.
跟小心頭撞到東西有關係嗎 Does it involve smashing head first into anything?
不 我呢 能跟動物溝通 Nope. I can talk to animals.
你在說笑吧 Are you kidding?
你看好囉 Just watch.
喂 史帝 過來這裡 Hey, Steve, come over here.
所以你怎麼跟她說 So what did you say to her?
有意思 I love it.
我只聽到鳥叫聲 我大概沒這能力 I just hear chirps. I guess I don't have that one.
試試看嘛 秘訣在於一句一句慢慢的聽 Give it a shot. The secret here is to slow things down.
嗨 很榮幸見到你 亞當 Nice to finally meet you, Adam.
你本人看起來比照片還帥呢 You look better in real life than in your photo.
不會吧 對 No way. Yes way.
沒錯有用耶 It works!
我 很 榮 幸 見 到 你 It... Is... Nice... To... Meet... You!
你倒不用這樣講話啦 You don't need to talk like that.
它們聽得懂你說的話 They understand you just fine.
那我呢 你看不起我嗎 What am I? Chopped liver?
真是的 都不用介紹一下我啊 Sheesh. He doesn't even introduce me!
連樹也會講話 The trees talk too?
這地方簡直像迪士尼電影 This place is like a Disney movie!
嗨 你好 喔 Hello... Oh!
樹不會講話啦 你搞不清楚狀況 Trees don't talk, you stupid idiot.
他是崔普 That's just Traber.
你好啊 Enchante. Ow!
對了 她是我漂亮的老婆 佳佳 Oh, yeah. This is my lovely wife, Weecha.
她也很高興見到你 She's also enchanted.
你好 Oh. Hello.
久仰大名了 亞當 Nice to finally meet you, Adam.
你爸爸 他常常提到你呢 Your dad talks about you all the time.
人類都有一個兒子 Every real man has a son.
我也有孩子快出生囉 I got kids on the way myself.
都是男生 All boys.
還不知道啦 We don't know that.
我看得出來 I can tell.
你們好嗎 兒子們 你們要乖乖的長大喔 很好 How you doin', fellas? Gettin' big and strong in there? Good.
我不得不說 這孩子看起來不像大腳怪 I have to say...The kid doesn't look like a bigfoot.
崔婆 怎樣 我只是實話實說 Stop! What? I'm just calling it like it is.
你們都有眼睛吧 這位是大腳怪 You've all got eyes. This is a bigfoot.
而這位是小男孩 如假包換的人類 This is a boy. It's Humans 101.
你別聽他亂說 沒有人會這樣想 Don't listen to Traber. Nobody here does.
開什麼玩笑 哈 我就像這裡的老大耶 Are you kidding? I'm like the boss around here!
這座森林裡的每只動物都很重視我說的話 Everybody in this forest hangs off my every word.
他總是這麼搞笑嗎 Is he always like that?
這裡真棒 What a place.
我開始喜歡這裡了 I'm starting to like it here.
不要跑 千萬別背對著它 Don't run and don't turn your back to him.
慘了 它好大只 Oh, no. He's a big one!
爸 小心 不 Careful, Dad! Don't...
演得超好的 威伯 我給你打滿分 Nice performance, Wilbur. 10 out of 10!
謝謝你啦 我練習很久了 Well, thanks. I've been practicing.
你故意的 我的心臟差點就跳出來了 You jerk! I almost had a heart attack.
好了 不用害怕啦 Nothing to be afraid of.
他是威伯 This is just Wilbur.
一隻大號的泰迪熊 既溫柔又親切 He's a big teddy bear, sweeter than a pot of honey.
我才不是呢 I am not!
好吧 或許我是 Okay, maybe I am.
這是我兒子 亞當 This is my son, Adam.
很高興見到你 孩子 Pleased to meet you, kid.
出事情了 Over the hill...
喔 你好 Oh, hello.
有兩個人來了 慢一點 蒂娜 Two of 'em... Wow, slow down, Tina.
有話慢慢說 Breathe through your nose.
現在沒時間讓我慢慢說了 I ain't got time to breathe through my nose!
我看到有兩個壞人帶槍來了 I'm talking' about rednecks with guns!
喔 是獵人 Hoo-hoo, hunters!
獵人 要躲起來嗎 Hunters? Should we hide?
沒有這個必要 That won't be necessary.
朋友 相信我 我是位美食家 I, my friend, am a connoisseur
說到好吃的漢堡 and when it comes to hamburgers,
這個 就是世界上獨一無二的極品 this is a tasty piece of beef.
吹噓什麼 不過就是個香雞堡 I thought you got the fried chicken.
管他是什麼堡 或是什麼雞 反正好吃就好 My point is, whatever it is, it's delicious.
我們已經好久沒在這看到獵人了 We haven't had hunters in three seasons!
左線預備 右線預備 發射 Blue 32. Green 180. Hut!
飛高高 Yee-haw!
看起來像是在虐待動物 不過她還滿愛的 You think that'd be cruelty to animals, but she loves it.
況且重點是 My point is,
我們比那些動物還要聰明 we're smarter than them animals,
所以 它們死了也是活該 so they deserve to die.
史帝打信號了 That's the sign.
這是個狗皎狗的世界 朋友 It's a dog-eat-dog world, my friend,
可是我不吃狗肉 but I ain't eat in' no dog.
我只要有漢堡吃就滿足了 Which brings me back to my hamburger.
那明明就是香雞堡 That would be a chicken burger.
隨便都好啦 Whatever burger.
媽媽咪啊 Oh!
交給我 I got it!
是我先看到的 I saw it first!
我們成功了 朋友 We got him, my friend!
我就跟你說泡過熊尿就萬無一失 I told you dousing ourselves in that bear urine
不會被熊發現了 would make us in-detectable.
就像隱形了一樣喔 Like the Invisible Man.
還真被你說對了呢 兄弟 Ooh, you were right about that one, buddy.
在把它做成標本之前 要先確定它死透了 All we gotta do before we mount it on the wall is make sure it's dead.
檢查一下 Let's take a look.
沒錯 它死翹翹囉 Yup. He's a goner.
殺掉一頭大猛獸 真是世界上最有成就感的事了 I love destroying nature's most majestic creatures!
好了 過來拍張照 我先自拍 Come on, get your butt in here. Selfie time!
我要把照片上傳到臉書 I'm gonna post that up on Facebook,
一定會有很多人按贊的 and watch the likes come rollin' in.
那記得 別標注我喔 Oh, don't you be tagging me!
我老婆還以為我在社區大學學會計課呢 My wife thinks I'm down at the community college studyin' to be an...
它變彊屍了 Zombie bear!
僵屍熊 He's undead!
怎麼會有這種事 I did poke it!
不要再回來了 And stay out!
我的神射手老公 Nice shot, honey.
他們會有好一陣子不敢回來了 They won't be coming back for a while.
這是我看過最精彩的一幕了 That was the best thing I've ever seen!
你們真的很懂得享受生活耶 At least you guys know how to have a good time.
那當然 這是一定要的 We make the most of it.
有爸爸的感覺真好 It's nice to finally have a dad.
我也是 兒子 我們得好好聚一聚 Well, then, son, we've got to make up for lost time.
那當然 要從哪開始 All right. Where do we start?
我不知道 I don't know.
好吧 問你喔 你覺得父子湊在一起的時候 最適合做什麼事 Okay, so what's the best father-son thing you can think of?
呃 你想打棒球嗎 Hmm... Uh... Want to play baseball?
好啊 來玩 你有球嗎 嗯 Sure, why not? You got a ball? Hmm.
早知道你會拿那種東西來當球 Whoa, I would have picked a different activity
我就不會提議打棒球了 if I'd known you had to whittle a ball from scratch.
住在森林就是這樣 That's how things work around here.
什麼東西都得自己做 You have to rely on yourself.
是啦 你總不可能從網路上買吧 Yeah. I guess you can't just order it off the Internet.
什麼是網路啊 What's the Internet?
你不知道網路是什麼 你是在說笑吧 You've never heard of the Internet? Are you kidding me?
對啦 我說笑的 Adam, I'm joking.
我當然知道網路 拜託 I know what the Internet is. Come on!
我的社群網站上有一大堆朋友呢 I have tons of friends on My Space.
不過現在流行的東西又不一樣了 Things have changed a little bit.
等你回來就知道 You'll see when you come back.
亞當 我說過了 我不能回去 Oh, Adam, I told you. I can't.
對不起 我知道你很失望 I'm sorry, I know how you feel.
來吧 兒子 秀一下揮棒 Come on, son, show me what you got.
沒問題 老爸 Okay, Pops.
啊 Huh?
我看還是來玩別的吧 Whoa, maybe we should try something else.
真爽快啊 Whoa, that felt great.
好了 住手啦 看誰先到家 Ah, come on out, I'll race you back.
好啊 老爸 誰怕誰呢 All right, old man, bring it on.
讓我喘□氣 Give me a second.
怎麼了 你累了嗎 What's wrong, gettin' tired?
耍你的 You wish.
喂 不公平 Hey, no fair!
你剛剛怎麼可以作弊啦 You totally cheated!
那我們算平手囉 We'll call it a tie.
哇喔 這是你做的嗎 Whoa! Did you make this?
那當然囉 你會彈嗎 Sure did. So do you play?
我會啊 我最愛吉他了 Oh, yeah. I love guitar!
呃好試 Yeah, uh,
試看不要彈這麼急 try not squeezing so tight.
對 彈慢一點 對 對喔 好吧 嗯 Yeah, leave a little space... Yeah, yeah. Oh. Okay.
這把吉他需要調音吧 I think it's out of tune or something.
你會彈嗎 還是只是做來耍酷的 Do you play or is it just to look cool?
這個嘛 你聽了就知道了 Well, you'll be the judge.
你彈得真好 Holy crap!
還好啦 我有很多時間練習嘛 Well, I've had lots of time to practice.
你可以教我怎麼彈嗎 Can you teach me how to do that?
不過 我想彈出搖滾樂的感覺 Well, maybe a little bit more rock and roll.
沒問題 我當然可以教你 Of course, I'd be happy to.
你一定要跟我回家 You have to come home with me.
喔 亞當 我也想啊 可是 這樣不安全 Oh, Adam, I wish I could, but it's not safe.
我們可以幫你保密 絕對不會有人知道的 We can keep you a secret. No one will ever know.
根本沒人知道你活著 They don't even know you're alive!
發匠公司的人會知道 HairCo will find out.
他們一定還在監視你們母子倆 I'm sure they've been monitoring you and your mom.
他們不會放棄的 我看過他們的手段 They're relentless. I've seen it firsthand.
我還在念醫學院時 When I was in medical school,
就開始研究我的毛髮了 I started studying my hair growth,
當時我只是很想知道 我的身體到底是怎麼了 desperately trying to make sense of what was happening to me.
結果我發現我的血液中的DNA突變 I discovered a rare DNA mutation in my blood
讓體內的尼安德塔人基因復活 was triggering a resurgence of Neanderthal features.
日復一日 我變得越來越像大腳怪 Every day I was becoming more of a bigfoot.
後來發匠公司知道我的事 HairCo found out about my experiments.
一開始他們想雇用我 At first they tried to hire me
但是我拒絕了 結果我的實驗室被洗劫 but when I declined, my lab was ransacked,
研究心血都被偷走 and all my research stolen.
從那時候開始事情漸漸變調 That's when things got really out of control.
他們甚至恐嚇你媽 They threatened your mother.
我們不管到哪裡都會被監視 We couldn't go anywhere without being followed.
我知道唯一讓你安全的方法 就是我消失 I knew the only way to keep you safe was to disappear.
他們怎麼不來找我 我們有同樣的…呃 DNA Why didn't they come after me? Don't we have the same, uh...DNA
對 沒錯 但是那時你年紀還小 DNA. Yes, we do, but when you were younger,
基因還沒開始突變 the genetic mutation hadn't activated yet.
我想當初他們洗劫家裡時 應該有發現你的存在 I'm sure they found some of your genetic material when they ransacked the house.
但那時候你的樣子還很正常 But back then, you'd have seemed totally normal.
難怪他們不會來找我 That must be why they left us alone.
這就是我沒辦法回家的原因 And it's the reason I can't come back.
太危險了 要是他們知道我還活著 It's too dangerous. If they even suspect I'm alive,
一定會不擇手段找到我 they'll stop at nothing to get what they want.
是你 You.
你在這裡做什麼 What are you doing here?
當然是來吃早餐的囉 All day breakfast, of course.
我開玩笑的 你先請坐 哈里森太太 I jest. Please sit, Mrs. Harrison,
讓我們一起想辦法解決你兒子失蹤的事 so that we might solve the problem of your missing boy.
他恨死這張照片了 He hates that photo.
你少在那邊假好心 說要幫我找兒子 You expect me to believe you're here because of my son?
你說中了 Oh, you got me.
我才懶得管你兒子的事 I don't care about your son,
但是只要找到他 就能找到你老公 but if we find him, we find your husband.
找到我老公 My husband?
他好多年前就死了 你明明知道 He died a long time ago. You know that.
是啦 不過他沒死 Yes, well... No.
因為最近有人發現他的蹤影 請你看一下這則頭條 Some new evidence has come to my attention. Please read the headline.
南瓜裡蹦出了小嬰兒 "Baby born in a pumpkin."
是另一則頭條 The other headline.
大腳怪 真的假的 Bigfoot? Really?
你老公當年失蹤之前 都在做一種奇怪的實驗 Before he disappeared, your husband was working on strange experiments.
研究毛髮生長 一種我們沒看過的毛髮 Studying hair growth. Hair like we've never seen.
這種毛髮是屬於所謂 大腳怪的 Hair like that of say, a bigfoot.
事情好巧啊 你不覺得嗎 Quite a coincidence, wouldn't you say?
十年後 你兒子竟然就被人發現他跟大腳怪在一起 Your son happens to show up at the first Bigfoot sighting in 10 years?
我想你老公在研究的不是大腳怪 I don't think your husband was studying Bigfoot.
是他本人就是大腳怪 I think he is Bigfoot.
好料上桌 你不是怪我都不帶你去吃大餐嗎 Ta-da! And you said I don't wine and dine you anymore.
我覺得有點怪怪的 Something isn't right.
早料到你會這樣說 I thought you might say that.
這樣就完美了吧 Perfect-issimo.
一頓美味的餐點獻給我美麗的老婆 A beautiful meal for my beautiful wife,
還有你肚子裡的兒子們 and my soon-to-be-born sons.
吃吧 兒子們 能吃就是福 Eat up boys, no runts in this litter!
噓 我是說真的 這裡什麼時候停了這麼多黑頭車 Shh, I'm serious. What are all these black cars doing here?
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喔 不 Oh, no.
對啊 他恨死那張照片了 I know. He hates that photo.
那個是大腳怪的老婆 That's Bigfoot's wife.
沒找到他之前 我們絕不離開 We're not leaving until we find him.
就算把森林鏟平也要找到 Tear the forest down if you have to.
好惡喔 這也太養生了吧 Yuck. Looks way too healthy.
是很養生 也很好吃喔 Well, it is. And tastes good too.
喔 你都不吃肉嗎 Ooh, don't you have any meat?
還是別吃肉的好 I'm afraid not.
在這裡選擇吃素比較妥當 You kind of have to be a vegetarian out here.
你要是吃了它們的肉 它們絕對不會放過你 You eat one of those guys and everyone starts asking questions.
喔 不 是誰吃了崔普 Oh, no, who ate Traber?
崔普人呢 你有看到崔普嗎 Where's Traber? Have you seen Traber?
我試著跟它們講道理 You can try to reason with them,
但就是沒有人聽得進我說的 but nobody cares that he's delicious.
它們都不知道 I am trying to tell them, you know,
只要幫崔普調點味 它的肉 a little salt and pepper on the old Traber,
就會變得超好吃 它們不會理你的 it's so good. They don't want to hear it.
我懂那種感覺 Oh, I see how that could be awkward.
好燙 Whoa, hot.
可是很好喝 對吧 Hot but good, right?
才怪 不好喝 No... Just hot.
你不得不承認 You have to admit,
至少比你媽做的肉餅好 it's better than Mom's meatloaf.
這倒是啦 她的肉餅到底加了什麼 I'll give you that. What is in that stuff anyway?
車輪胎 濕掉的紙箱 還有很多番茄醬 Car tires, wet cardboard boxes and lots of ketchup.
這下事情大條了 We got a big problem.
怎麼回事 What's this?
我們看到你老婆 她被關在拖車裡 We saw Adam's mom. They got her locked in a trailer.
雪麗 媽 Shelly? Mom?
等一下 不只這樣 Hold on, it gets worse.
還有一票黑衣人往我們這邊來了 There are a bazillion dudes in suits heading this way.
對不起 我 I'm sorry... I...
你害我們被發現了 You led them right to us.
更糟糕的是 你還害你媽陷入危險 And what's worse, you put your mother in danger!
我 亞當 你做了什麼 I... Adam, what have you done?
我不是故意的 I didn't mean to.
你做事老是不考慮後果 Actions have consequences.
你不應該來的 You should never have come here.
好啦 你得快想想辦法 Well, you better do something.
要是大腳怪被發現 那就真的完了 If they find Bigfoot, the jig is up!
我有辦法解決 I can fix this!
你想做什麼 What are you doing?
跟他們說我沒事 不會有事的 I'll tell them I'm okay. It'll be fine.
不 亞當 你不知道對方什麼來頭 No, Adam, you don't know who you're dealing with...
你一定要平安啊 Please be safe.
我在這裡 你們找到我了 Over here, you found me!
我就是亞當 那個失蹤兒童 Adam Harrison, the missing boy.
沒事了 我們快點回家吧 Everything's fine. We can all go home. Oh!
媽 Mom!
謝天謝地 幸好你沒事 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
對不起 媽 我不應該逃家的 I'm sorry, Mom. I shouldn't have run away.
我也不應該瞞著你的 And I should've told you the truth.
現在外面有一堆黑衣人正在找爸 There's a hundred agents in the forest looking for Dad.
亞當 噓 小心說話 Adam, shh, watch what you say.
別擔心 他們找不到的 Don't worry, they'll never find him.
他就躲在瀑布附近的那些地洞裡 He's hiding in the tunnels near the base of the waterfall.
都給我仔細聽好了 This is an all-call.
所有的人立刻掉頭往G16區去 All agents re-route to sector G16.
重複一遍 我們要找的人在G16區 我隨後就到 I repeat, the prize is in G16. I'm on my way.
你們都聽到了 全部掉頭 動作加快 You heard the man, turn it around. Double time.
大腳怪就躲在這個洞下面 The bigfoot is hiding down there.
你還在磨繒什麼 快點下去啊 What are you waiting for? Get down there!
喔 好像有怪聲 I hear something.
什麼聲音 What is it?
你掉進水溝了嗎 Someone push you in the pool?
亞當 別傷害他 我求求你 Adam! Don't hurt him! Please!
送她回家 小孩子跟我一起走 Take her home. The boy rides with me.
你要帶他去哪裡 Where are you taking him?
不用擔心 我們就跟在你的後面 Don't worry, we'll be right behind you.
我只是有話想跟他聊聊 We're going to have a little chat.
我問最後一次 你爸爸人在哪裡 One last chance. Where is your father?
好讓你抓去做實驗嗎 So you can lock him in a cage?
要知道你爸的DNA可以造福數百萬的人 Your father's DNA can help millions of people.
造福那些單純想要擁有一頭健康秀髮的人 People who just want a full head of healthy hair.
所以你只要有他的DNA就會放他走 So you just take some DNA and let him go?
也不算是啦 我們想跟他合作 Not exactly. We'll be partners.
我會聘請你爸專門為我們工作 Your dad will work exclusively for us.
少來了 Give me a break.
亞當 你聽我說 Adam, listen to me...
他不是白老鼠 他是我爸 He's not a lab rat. He's my dad!
情況看起來很明顯 跟你講道理是沒有用的了 It's becoming clear to me that you have no interest in negotiating.
動手吧 兩位 Light it up, boys.
你瘋了嗎 Are you crazy?
不用講得這麼難聽吧 不如說我喜歡來點刺激 Crazy is such an ugly word. I prefer "motivated."
你抓不到他的 這片森林範圍太大 You'll never catch him. There's too much forest out there.
孩子 我並不是要燒森林 是要燒死你 Oh, my boy, the fire's not for him. It's for you.
很高興跟你合作 Nice doing business with you.
不 No!
救命 快救我 Help! Help me!
爸 Dad!
把手給我 Hang on!
不 No!
果然不出我所料 So predictable.
爸 醒醒啊 求求你 Dad. Come on. Please.
爸 Dad!
任務完成 再見囉 Mission accomplished. So long!
亞當 醒醒 Wake up, Adam.
快醒醒 Wake up.
爸 Dad?
他醒了 你還好吧 He's awake. Are you okay?
應該是吧 I... I think so.
那沒事了 你多保重 孩子 All right, then. Take care of yourself, kid.
等等 你們要去哪裡 Wait, where are you going?
找個新的地方另起爐灶 To find a new place to start over.
你們要走了 You're just going to leave?
對 要不是你的關係 Well, not much left here for us, is there?
我們也不會落得如此下場 Way to go, man.
喂 等一下 Hey! Wait.
先等等 Stop.
喂 我叫你等一下 Hey, I said stop!
如果你想咬斷我的頭那請便 If you're going to bite my head off, do it.
不過 先聽我說幾句話 Other wise, I've got something to say.
我有個計畫 不過我需要幫忙 I've got a plan but I need your help.
那是你的事 跟我們無關 It's your problem, not ours.
這不是為了我 是為了我爸 This isn't about me, it's about my dad.
這是我的錯 不應該由他來承擔 I made the mistake, he shouldn't have to pay for it.
所以你要我們原諒你囉 想得美 So you want us to bail you out now? Nice.
我不是故意要害大家的 I didn't mean for this to happen.
我只是想來找我的家人 對不起 I just came out here to find my family. I'm sorry.
說對不起就能救回我們的森林了嗎 Sorry isn't going to unburn down our forest!
你以為我想害森林被燒掉嗎 我也不想啊 If I could take it back, I would. But I can't.
求求你們 請你們幫我 Please, guys, I need your help.
我們才不想做對抗人類的傻事 When animals go up against humans,
因為根本贏不了 humans always win.
我可不想變成人類家裡的地毯 I'm not gonna end up a bearskin rug.
你有麻煩的時候 我爸會怎麼做 What would Bigfoot do if you were in trouble?
他會當作沒看見嗎 Would he just walk away?
我知道你們要對抗人類並不容易 Sometimes doing the right thing is hard.
這個過程一定充滿危險 I'm not going to tell you it won't be dangerous.
但是我們不試試看 怎麼知道有沒有機會贏 But the only way we stand a chance is if we work together.
求求你們 我爸需要你們幫忙 Please, Bigfoot needs your help.
他說得對 大腳怪需要我們 The kid's right. Bigfoot needs us.
我同意這個看法 算我一份 I agree with them, I'm in.
那好吧 算我們一份 All right then, we're in.
老婆 等一下 我都還沒表示意見耶 Whoa, wait, we're not even going to discuss it?
呃 你的意見就是我的意見 你說了算 Uh, I was going to say "in" too, you just said it first.
那你呢 威伯 What do you say, Wilbur?
嗯 好吧 Hmm, okay.
我們就去救大腳怪吧 Let's do it for Bigfoot.
我真是越看越興奮呢 I could watch that all day.
這真是太不可思議了 It's incredible.
大腳怪的毛髮構造果然有再生效果呢 The structure of the hair is different at the molecular level.
他醒來了 Oh. Oh! It's awake.
早安啊 親愛的怪獸 Ah, good morning, my dear beast.
或者我該說 哈里森博士呢 Or should I say... Doctor Harrison?
放我走 Let me go!
請你冷靜 Ah, ah, ah. Calm down.
真不聽話 Or not.
你乖一點 Get back!
喔 不 沒必要對他動粗 Oh, no, no, no. There's no need for that.
難道你不知道那台機器有多貴嗎 Do you have any idea what that thing costs?
只要再買一台就行了嘛 I'm sure we've got another one.
啊 這就是有錢的好處啦 Ah, the benefits of being rich.
這個鬼東西 對我來說根本沒有意義 This thing here, I have no idea what it is.
不過我們還是會再買新的 But we'll replace it too.
這裡唯一對我有意義的 是這位新朋友 The only thing of value here is our new friend.
我是不可能讓你得逞的 You'll never get what you want from me.
我不會就範 我會反抗到底 I'll fight you every step of the way.
你會聽話的 No, you won't.
我為什麼這麼有自信呢 You want to know how I know?
因為你的家人就在那裡 Your family is still out there.
不准你去找他們 Leave them out of this.
當然可以 反正他們不重要 Happily. I have no use for them.
但要是你不乖乖聽我的話 But if you make life hard for us,
那就由不得我對他們下手了 we can make life very hard for them.
就這麼簡單 要是你肯乖乖合作 That said, if you cooperate...
我保證一定會好好照顧你的家人 I promise to take good care of your family.
怎麼樣 大腳怪先生 你自己決定吧 So, Mr. Bigfoot, what will it be?
沒辦法 我們只能搭便車了 Well, guys, it looks like we're going to have to hitch a ride.
瞭解 Got it.
怎樣 要偷偷的搭便車 What? More of a covert ride.
瞭解 Got it.
好 我們就從最後一部車溜上去 準備好了嗎 Okay, we'll wait for the last trailer in the convoy. Everyone ready?
我早就準備好了 I was born ready.
其實我是一個早產兒 Actually, I was born a few weeks early.
我媽好不容易才生下我的 I needed a lot of help to get started...
你可以閉嘴嗎 你閉嘴啦 Shut up.Will you shut up?
閉嘴啦 同意 Shut up. Yeah.
是怎樣 What?
就現在了 只有一次機會喔 Okay, guys, it's now or never.
你真的確定嗎 Are you sure about this?
快 Now.
你們真是瘋了 This is nuts. Whoa!
等等我 等等我耶 Wait! Hold on!
威伯 快啊 Wilbur! Run!
我這不就在跑了嗎 What do you think I'm doing?
哇喔 是怎樣喔 Whoa, what was that?
不然你下去看看吧 Why you don't y'all go check it out?
為什麼要我去 我全身都是拿鐵 Aw, why do I have to go? I'm covered in latte!
你居然會喝拿鐵 You're drinking a latte?
這有什麼好笑的 What's wrong with that?
好啦 要去一起去 Fine. Let's both go.
沒事 我們走吧 All right, let's roll.
大家坐穩了 這趟車會坐很久喔 Hang on tight, guys. This is going to be a long ride.
你們看史帝 被他賺到了 Check out Steve. He's loving it.
是送上門來的大餐 This is amazing.
他以後該不會要改行 不當啄木鳥了吧 He probably got tired of pecking for a living.
我已經萃取出大腳怪的DNA I've extracted the bigfoot DNA
而且也定序好了 and spliced it into the sequence.
那我們到底還在等什麼 So what are you waiting for?
還不趕快拿來測試看看 This needs to be tested immediately.
叫實習生出來 Send in the intern.
呃 向錢看博士 嗨 Uh, Dr. Billingsley? Hi.
我 我知道我很煩 I... I don't mean to bother you,
但是你真的要先幫我簽實習單才可以 but I really need you to sign my time sheet...
不 別又來了 No, not again!
我真的得找時間跟我的導師反應一下了 Ouch! I need to really call my academic adviser.
怎麼會這樣 Oh. Oh! What's going on?
我的毛髮 一直在生長 My hair, it's growing.
真不可思議啊 Incredible!
會更棒的 但我還在調整基因序列 It will be, but I'm still fine-tuning the genetic sequence.
就快好了 請再給我多點時間研究 We're close, but I need more time with Bigfoot.
這真是史上的重大發現 We're closer than we've ever been.
我們要不眠不休的研究 I want you working around the clock.
所有人在研究出一個所以然之前誰都不准休息 Nobody rests and nobody goes home until we've cracked this thing.
簽名 Sir?
（禁區）
葛瑞 傑瑞 有什麼新鮮事嗎 Greg. Gerry. What's new with you guys?
他竟然會喝拿鐵耶 This guy drinks lattes.
拜託 都說好不笑我了 Oh, come on. You promised to let it go.
還真是新鮮呢 Well, lah-di-dah.
搞什麼東西啦 Ah! Are you kidding me?
可是我們要怎麼找人啊 這個地方這麼大 How are we going to find him? This place is gigantic!
讓我專心一下 Shh. Let me concentrate.
你還要多少時間才能把事情給辦好 How much time do you need to finish sequencing his DNA?
要研究這種突變的基因並不容易 The ongoing mutations are...
我找不到他 必須再深入敵境 I can't see him. We've got to get closer.
史帝 去破壞這裡的監視器 Steve, take out those security cameras.
沒有問題 I'm on it.
至於其他人 快跟我來 Everyone else, come with me.
爛機器（系統錯誤） Piece of junk!
有事嗎 Sir?
有 客服工程師 監視系統好像出問題了 Yeah, tech support? There's something wrong with the system here.
所有的螢幕都故障了 All the monitors are on the fritz.
請問插頭都插上了嗎 Have you checked if they are all plugged in?
當然有 說什麼廢話 Of course they're plugged in!
要不要直接破門而入啊 What do you say we smash it down?
不要打草驚蛇 Stealth all the way.
通通都讓開 這時候還是讓專業的來吧 Step aside, kid. Let a professional show you how it's done.
你哪來的面罩啊 Where'd you get that mask?
老婆 你老公可是深藏不露的喔 Girl, there's a lot you don't know about me.
舔手 貼玻璃 然後劃開 Lick, stick, and cut.
喔 慘了 Oh, shoot.
有人入侵大樓奇怪 We've got a perimeter breach!
我明明可以做得天衣無縫的 The wrong thing to do here would be to start pointing fingers.
小心點 可別踩到碎玻璃了 Careful... Careful... There's broken glass everywhere.
你照我說的去做就對了 This is standard troubleshooting procedure.
通常都會發現問題出在沒插插頭上 Ninety percent of the time, something is unplugged.
我說過了 所有插頭都插上了 Like I said, everything is plugged in!
救命啊 客服工程師 現在馬上過來救我 Help! Tech support! Get down here right now!
不好意思 先生 我人在印度 請恕我愛莫能助 I'm so sorry, sir, I am in India. There is nothing I can do.
如果您對今天的服務滿意 Have I been helpful for you today?
可以請您幫我填一下問卷嗎 Would you be willing to take a short survey?
找到他了 There he is.
必須從那個門進去 We'll have to go through that door.
威伯 小心 有人來了 Watch out, Wilbur, they're coming in!
別擔心 有我在 Don't worry. I got it.
現在該怎麼辦 我們要怎麼出去啊 What are we gonna do? How do we get out of here?
看一下置物櫃有沒有能用的東西 Check the lockers for anything we can use.
可以用的就帶著 Take whatever you can carry.
派更多人手來 我馬上就要 快 I need more men. Get them down here now!
挖到寶了 我戴起來很酷吧 Jackpot! Does it make me look cool?
不行 不公平 我想要信號槍啦 給我 Hey, no fair! I want the flare gun! Me, me, me me, me!
別搶 給你就是了 Fine, take it.
什麼 What?
怎麼了 What?
你還是換個別的武器吧 Maybe we should try something else.
贊 這樣才夠帥嘛 Yeah, that's more like it!
拜託 你別拿著棍子亂揮啦 Ow! Watch where you're swinging that thing!
數到三 On three.
大家注意 他們要進來了 Okay, guys. It's now or never.
好的 Okay.
一 One...
二 Two...
三 Three!
射擊 快射擊 Fire. Fire!
繼續射擊 繼續 Keep firing! Keep... Oh!
抓到你了 臭小子 Gotcha, you little weasel.
你們要是真有種就沖著我來吧 Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?
放馬過來吧 飯桶 Bring it on, suckers!
喔不 Oh...
不 No!
還不快把你的髒手拿開 Get your hands off him.
怎麼了 What now?
這裡交給我 你快點去找你爸 快啊 亞當 快去啊 I'll deal with them. You go find your dad. Go, Adam, go.
他在那裡 Over there.
快 快捉住他 Come on, Captain!
他在那裡 Over there!
（禁區-請勿隨意進入）
快放開我 Whoa, get off me.
喂 威伯 快把我丟上去 Hey, Wilbur, get me up there!
那有什麼問題 My pleasure. Whoa!
飛高高 Yee haw!
別動 什麼 Don't move! What?
你被逮捕了 You're under arrest.
又不是員警學人家說逮捕 Y'all got to read me my rights.
好一個男子漢啊 That is one tough bear.
爸 Dad!
亞當 你是怎麼進來的 Adam, how did you get in here?
說來話長 不過你放心 我是來救你的 Long story, but don't worry, I am here to get you out.
我不會有事的 亞當 It's going to be okay, Adam.
你在做什麼 What are you doing?
我做的這一切都是在保護你 Everything I did was to keep you safe.
我每一天都在祈禱 能看你快快長大 Not a day went by that I didn't wish I was in your life.
我們快離開 走啦你 We've got to hurry. Come on!
你一定要相信我的話 I need you to believe that.
這孩子真頑皮啊 亞當 You've been a naughty, naughty boy, Adam.
幸好我跟你爸的交情不錯 It's very lucky your father is a friend of mine,
所以 你闖的禍我就不追究了 and friends forgive and forget.
你們也拿我們沒辦法 You're going to have to catch us first.
快啦 爸 我們快走 Come on, Dad. Let's run!
我不會跟你走的 I'm not going with you.
什麼 我要留下來 What? I'm staying here.
你和你媽媽 會沒事的 You and your mother are going to be safe.
我留下來比較好 It's better this way.
你對他做了什麼 What did you do to him?
他生病了 你會害死他的 He's sick. You're killing him!
我又沒拿著槍逼他 他想走就走啊 He's here under his own free will. He can leave at any time.
我沒事的 快走吧 亞當 I'll be fine. Just go, Adam.
別一臉驚訝嘛 Don't look so surprised,
我們是夥伴 你爸爸跟我 we're partners, your dad and I.
我說話不騙人的 你快走吧 I told you we would be. Go on, now.
我不要 你不走我就不走 No! I'm not leaving without you.
你說過不會傷害他的 You promised not to hurt him!
對我們的客人溫柔一點 Hmm. Treat our young guest gently.
現在你爸爸要開始工作囉 It's time for Daddy to get back to work.
好好照顧你媽 Take care of your mother.
我夢見我變成魔術師了 I had the most beautiful dream.
我把尾巴上的圈圈都拿下來 I could take the rings off my tail
還把它們全部都套在一起 and link them together like a fancy magician.
我是魔術師助理 I could be your assistant.
我可以被切成兩段 四段 好幾段 You could saw me in half, quarters, pennies,
就算被切成細細的也行 whatever spare change you like...
你們到底中了幾發麻醉槍啊 Whoa, how many darts did you guys have?
我算算看 其實我也搞不清楚了 Let's just say that I was over my limit.
今後你的人生將會無憂無慮 You'll never have to worry about anything again.
相信我 你會愛上有錢的感覺的 Take it from me, you're going to love being rich.
喔 可惡 我們被出賣了 那小子要拿著錢逃跑了 Oh, man, the kid sold us out. He took the money and ran.
我想你可以當作你爸是出差去了 Just think of it like he's away on a business trip,
為了養家辛苦工作很正常的 working hard to provide for you.
只不過他一出差就再也回不來了 Except he never comes home from this business trip.
因為你爸是個大忙人啊 忙得回不了家 Oh, your father is a busy man. You know how it is.
是啦 大人的事小孩少管對吧 Well, business is business, I guess.
這樣才乖嘛 That a boy.
啊 Huh?
攔住他 給我抓起來 Stop him! Get the boy.
那我就不管你們囉 Business is business!
啊 Huh?
我不想淋濕啊 我美麗的秀髮 Don't let it get wet! My beautiful hair!
啊 我的假髮 Ah! My toupee!
警衛 警衛 立刻把第四區的防火警報關掉 並且把門打開 Security! Security! Shut down the fire alarm in sector 4 and open the doors!
警衛 我說把第四區的防火警報關掉 Security, shut down the fire alarm in sector 4.
什麼 What?
失…失火了 糟糕了 A... A fire? Oh, no.
（系統故障）
緊急疏散 緊急疏散 Evacuate! Evacuate!
請依序從離你最近的出□緊急疏散 Please proceed to your nearest exit in an orderly manner.
這個警衛到底在搞什麼 What's wrong with that guy?
緊急疏散 緊急疏散 馬上把警報器給我關掉 Security, security. Switch off the alarm right away!
緊急疏散 緊急疏散 Evacuate. Evacuate.
站住 我說站住 重複 不用理會 這是錯誤警報 Stop it, stop it, this is a false alarm.
這不是演習 This is not a drill.
請所有人員馬上疏散 Please exit the facility at once.
你到底在做什麼 What are you doing?
我們在逃命 長官 Standard procedure, sir.
放我下去 放手 Let me... Argh! ...go!
喔 你還敢回來啊 為了錢出賣我們的小子 Oh, look who's back. Mister sellout moneybags.
你真的以為我會丟下你們嗎 Did you really think I'd leave you here?
去把所有的籠子打開 所有人快逃 Get these cages open now. Everybody out.
好 Yeah.
先來救我出去吧 Feel free to start with me.
你竟然選擇先救路人甲也不先救我 I can't believe you're unlocking all these randoms before me!
感謝你 美女 Thank you, my dear.
嗯 不客氣 帥哥 Mmm. Hello there, cowboy.
你為什麼被關啊 What are you in for?
殺人 Murder.
開玩笑 我吃素的 Just joking. I eat carrots.
你很幽默喔 You're funny.
蒂娜 快救我出去 Tina! Get me out of here!
現在可不是和囚犯打情罵俏的時候 This is not the time for fraternizing with inmates!
亞當 你在做什麼 Adam, what are you doing?
快點 爸 我們一起逃吧 Come on, Dad, I'm breaking you out.
我說過了 我不能走 他們不會放過我的 我們不能躲一輩子 I told you, I can't go. They'll always be after me. We'll always be hiding.
我不在乎 只要我們能在一起就好 I don't care, as long as we're together.
不行 我不能這樣害你 我不會走的 No, I won't do that to you. I'm not leaving.
如果你不肯跟我走 那我也要承認我是大腳怪 If you don't come with me, I'll tell them I'm a bigfoot too.
不行 You can't.
我有你的基因 也有長不完的毛髮 他們要的我都有 I've got your genes, I've got your crazy hair. I've got everything they need.
亞當 不 Adam, no.
要不一起留 要不就一起走 Either we both stay, or we both go.
由你決定 It's up to you.
但是我要我爸爸 我絕對不會丟下你的 But I need my dad, and I'm not leaving here without you.
你這孩子真是有夠固執的 You are one stubborn kid.
呵 有其父必有其子囉 I guess I take after my old man.
亞當在哪裡 不是說他跟著回來了嗎 Where's Adam? You said he was right behind us.
你們到底對我兒子做了什麼 What have you done with my son?
別緊張 他就快回來了 Calm down, he's on the way.
等他一回來 我們就會走了 As soon as he gets home, we'll be out of your hair.
等你們一走 我馬上就去報警 As soon as you leave, I'm calling the cops.
員警會相信你嗎 What are you gonna say?
喂 員警嗎 我老公是大腳怪 "Hello, police? My husband is Bigfoot,
他被那些壞人給關起來了 "and he's been captured in an evil conspiracy."
就連我聽了也不信 Sounds pretty crazy to me.
要是你講了那種話 You know, someone with a story like that
難保社會局不會把你兒子帶走喔 probably isn't fit to raise a kid.
真過分 你們真是可惡至極 How dare you You should be ashamed of yourself.
乖乖聽話 我們也是奉命行事嘛 Listen, lady, we're just doing our jobs.
我想上廁所 這種地方有廁所嗎 Now where's the can? You got a bathroom in this place?
沒有喔 我們都到外面的草叢解決 No, we go in the bushes outside.
廁所在樓上 It's upstairs.
辛普森 你跟我進來廁所 快點 Simpson! Come into the bathroom, right now!
呃 我沒那麼急 等你好了我再去 Uh... That's okay, I'll wait until you're done.
你上來就對了 Would you get in here?
到底怎麼了 What's going on?
長官 我們在他們家 Sir, we're at the house.
那小孩也是大腳怪 有毛髮可以證明 The boy's a bigfoot. We've got the hair to prove it.
什麼 真是太好了 改變計畫 What? Fantastic! Change of plan, then.
收到了 Roger that.
你這個瘋婆子 這種做法不是待客之道喔 That's not very nice. Do you treat all your guests like this?
對你們這種人剛好而已 緊急疏散 緊急疏散 Just the ones that kidnap my son.
緊急疏散 緊急疏散 Evacuate, evacuate.
趕快夾著尾巴逃吧 Time to get your butts in gear.
緊急疏散 緊急疏散 Evacuate! Evacuate!
跟我來 兒子 Follow me, buddy.
不用再躲躲藏藏了 我們今天就把這個地方給毀掉 No more hiding. We're shutting this place down for good.
糟了 門要關了 快走 Oh, no! Come on. Hurry!
該怎麼辦 What now?
這裡一定還有別的出口 There's got to be another way out.
爸 你看上面 Dad, up there.
我們去看看吧 跟我來 Let's check it out... Follow me.
亞當 你小心腳步 要跟好我 Adam, watch where you step. Stay close.
你放心 我就跟在你後面 Keep on going, I'm right behind you.
去上面 Up there.
這是死路一條 我們完了 There's no way down. We're trapped.
沒有 你看 No, Dad. Look.
用滑索 用滑索 Zipline! Zipline!
喔 可惡 Oh, shoot.
這下子你們無路可逃了 One way in, one way out.
放我們走吧 We're going home.
放開我 你這個…喔 Let me go, you big oaf.
好 你自己選 So what'll it be?
看你是要乖乖回去 還是要我動手呢 Shall we end this little charade and return you to your cell?
他絕對不會回去的 He's never going back there.
爸 Dad!
你真是可惡啊 竟然敢欺騙我 You silly beast. You lied to me.
你才不是獨一無二 原來你兒子也是大腳怪啊 You're not so special. The boy has everything we need.
拜託 不要 放了他吧 我們說好的 No, please. Leave him alone. You promised.
來不及了 It's too late now.
雖然兩個大腳怪很棒 但是我只要留一個就好 I would've kept you both, but I only need one.
拜託 不要 No, please!
抱歉了 兒子 I'm sorry, son.
不 No!
不 No.
你這個禽獸 Argh! You animal!
不會吧 明明你才是禽獸 Really, it's you who is the animal.
我怕說了你會失望 I hate to break it to you,
但你拿的是信號槍啊 but that's only a flare gun.
它殺不了人的 好了快給我進去 It won't do you any good. Now get back inside,
我們還有工作要做 we've got work to do.
不 你沒戲唱了 No, you're out of business.
不 No!
你們還愣在那裡幹什麼 快拉我上去 Don't just stand there, pull me up!
不 No!
一定很痛 Ooh, that must hurt.
爸 Dad!
求求你 別離開我 Please, don't leave me.
大腳怪的雙手 具有療傷的能力 The healing touch, it all goes with the territory.
你們看 那孩子真的是大腳怪耶 Look at that! He really is a bigfoot.
看吧 你們都不相信我 我早就說過了 You see, you never listen to me. I told you so!
聽你在胡扯 Are you kidding?
亞當 Adam?
爸 Dad?
不管今後怎麼樣 For the better or for the worse,
我們都不會分開了 it looks like you're stuck with me now.
其實我很高興自己是大腳怪 You know, Dad, I'm glad to be a bigfoot.
我也是 Me too.
你剛剛那招好厲害喔 真是有夠帥的 I don't know how you did it, but that was amazing!
我對你刮目相看 你這小子 真酷耶 I got to say it, kid, you're the real deal!
我也這麼覺得 哇喔 大家小心 I guess I am. Whoa, watch out guys!
你們 你們應該乖乖聽我的話 好好配合我的 You... You should have kept your end of the bargain.
是你們逼得我不得不動手 It did not have to end this way.
誰都不准傷害我的家人 Nobody messes with my family.
最欣賞這種女人了 Huh, my kinda woman.
媽 老婆 Mom. Honey.
嗨 老婆 能看到你真好 Hi, sweetheart. It's great to see you.
不再躲躲藏藏 不再躲躲藏藏 No more hiding. No more hiding.
找到好東西了 Look what I found.
起床兄弟 開趴囉 搖啊…耶 Yo, dudes, metal! Tada da da da da da, yeah!
我的研究心血 My research.
我的實習單 My lab!
全都沒了 My time sheet.
喂 會痛耶 Ah, ah. Hey! That hurts.
不能讓我多睡一會嗎 Don't you have a snooze button?
你上學快要遲到了 快起床 You're gonna be late for school. Now get up!
早安 亞當 我來幫你 Good mornin'! Allow me.
糟糕 不好意思 Oops. Sorry.
可以刷牙了 Good to go.
好惡喔 Ew, gross.
（入獄）
把我當踏腳墊用吧 How about a bearskin rug!
好舒服喔 Mmm, he's so soft.
大家早安 Hello, everyone.
我說崔普 你是要害我作惡夢嗎 Whoa, Traber, that's going to give me nightmares!
女兒們 別管亞當叔叔說的話 Girls, don't listen to Uncle Adam,
他只是嫉妒你們把我打扮得那麼漂亮 好 來擦指甲油 he's just jealous of how pretty you made me look. Now who's doing my nails?
你不是說懷的是男生嗎 And you thought you were going to have boys.
我才沒說過呢 I never said that.
他這個人就是死鴨子嘴硬 That raccoon will never change.
難得能吃你做的早餐 I could get used to this.
以後我天天都要吃你做的早餐 I could definitely get used to this.
那有什麼問題呢 你想吃多少早餐我都做給你吃 Well, get used to it. We've got a lot of breakfasts to make up for.
我得上學去了 Ooh, gotta go.
晚上見囉 See you guys tonight.
別忘了你的午餐 Don't forget your lunch.
我猜猜看 又是肉餅 Let me guess, meatloaf?
那是當然的囉 But of course.
新規定 從現在起 都由爸來掌廚 New house rule. From now on, Dad does all the cooking.
那有什麼問題 You got a deal.
可是我 做的菜不一定都好吃耶 I, uh... I'm not so sure...
真巧 又在這裡碰到 Well, well, well. What do we have here?
嗨 東尼 怎麼只有你一個人來啊 Hey, Tony, what are you doing here all by yourself?
你的小跟班呢 Where are your bros?
就是小嘍囉 真是狗改不了吃屎耶 Calling in the cavalry. I guess some things never change.
好久不見了 拖把頭 Where have you been, mop-top?
拖把頭 我喜歡就好 You know what? I like my hair.
那很好啊 Good for you.
我是說真的 你們少惹我 I'm serious, leave me alone.
我們有話好說 不需要動粗的 We don't need to fight. You're better than this.
管你的 就是要 No, we're not.
好吧 這是你自找的 Okay, you asked for it.
你這是在幹嘛 在撂人來嗎 What are you're going to do, whistle us to death?
算你說對了吧 Just calling in the troops.
別忘囉 我已經給過你們機會了 Remember, I gave you a chance to walk away.
喔 Oh.
我真的好害怕 都快把我嚇死了 Look what we have here. We're terrified!
謝了 威伯 Thanks, Wilbur.
這有什麼好謝的 Just doing my part.
女兒們 爸爸好以你們為榮喔 Girls, Daddy is very proud of you.
你們幾個在笑什麼啊 What are you smiling about?
不會吧 這麼狠 這下有好戲看了 No. You didn't. Let's check them out.
哇喔 你們可不是好惹的 Whoa. Don't mess with these girls.
有其父必有其女嘛 They take after their old man.
好了 你們快點進屋子裡去 Now you better get back inside
免得有人通報說路上有熊在嚇小孩子 before somebody reports a giant bear terrorizing kids in the city.
嗨 亞當 Hi, Adam.
嗨 你好 Hi, there.
這是怎麼回事啊 What was that all about?
這個嘛 呃 Well, uh...
你想跟我一起走去學校嗎 Do you want to walk to school with me?
我路上再告訴你喔 I'll tell you on the way.
當然好啊 我還以為你不會問呢 I'd love to. I thought you'd never ask.
哇喔 好喔 Oh. Cool.
喔 不要 又來了 Oh, no, not again.
你的腳怎麼了 Whoa, what's with the feet?
你真的好特別 我喜歡 You're really different. I like that.
我看我還是改穿夾腳拖會比較好 Maybe it'd be better if I switch to sandals.
快走吧 免得遲到了 We better hurry, we're going to be late.
等一下啦 我們時間多的是 Slow down, we've got plenty of time.
我好想聽你的故事喔 I really do want to hear your story.
好啊 該從哪裡講呢 Well, where do I start?