埃及，1938年
先生们，有危险，暴风要来了 Gentlemen, we are in danger. There is a storm coming.
我的人都害怕了，必须马上撤离 My men are terrified. We must leave.
炸弹就在附近，我能感觉到 That tomb is here somewhere. I can feel it.
-拜托，罗伯特，都两个月了 -阿尔齐，别拦我 - Please, Robert, it's been two months! - Archie, I'm not stopping!
爸！ Dad!
那风是怎么一回事，爸？ What's going on with this wind, Pop?
DJ,去卡车里等我 C.J, go wait in the truck.
-我不想坐车里等 -我叫你走！关上车窗！ - I don't want to just wait in the truck. - I said go! Windows up!
罗伯特！ Robert!
-弗雷先生！ -怎么了？ - Mr. Fredericks! - What?
救命！ Help!
CJ,你没事吧？ C.J? Are you all right?
-我没事！ -我下来了！ - Yeah, I'm fine! - I'm coming down!
耶！ Yes!
我寻找阿卡曼拉墓穴整整20年，而你？ I looked for the tomb of Ahkmenrah for 20 years, and what do you do?
你居然一跤摔在了它上面！ You fall right into it!
阿米尔，把东西装上卡车 Amir, start loading the trucks.
弗雷先生... Mr. Fredericks...
没时间了 there is no time.
暴风就在眼前了 The storm is almost upon us.
那你最好抓紧时间 Then you'd better hurry.
快点，大家动起来 Come on. Everybody works.
嘿！你想干嘛？ Hey! What's the matter with you?
他说“我们必须立即撤离这” He said, "We must leave this place immediately.
“任何人触发了这枚炸弹... "If anyone disturbs this tomb...
“末日将会来临” "the end will come."
“末日将会来临” "The end will come."
我们把东西装上车 We load the trucks.
直觉告诉我 我们犯了个大错！ I can't help feeling we're making a terrible mistake!
我们没在犯错，而是在创造历史！ We're not making a mistake, we're making history!
别担心！ Don't worry!
CJ!我们走！ C.J! Let's go!
“末日将会来临” "The end will come."
欢迎各位光临位于自然历史博物馆内 Welcome, everyone, to the Grand Reopening...
新装修好的海登天文馆的 of the newly renovated Hayden Planetarium...
盛大开馆日 here at the Museum of Natural History.
全纽约的知名人士悉数到场 New York's glitterati have all turned out...
来欣赏这一难忘之夜 for what has promised to be a memorable evening...
炫酷的特技效果 filled with the dazzling special effects...
本博物馆着名的晚间秀 and technical wizardry we've all come to admire from this museum...
以及高科技魔术表演 and its renowned Night Program.
今晚将妙趣横生！ Tonight gonna be fun-fun!
小笨笨来喽！ Here come Dum Dum!
萨克，目前进展怎么样？ Hey, how we doing, Sac?
给雷克斯打过蜡抛好光了 Rexy is waxed and buffed.
泰迪在梳理他的胡子 Teddy is grooming his moustache.
我检查过原始人那里的消防了 Oh, and I reviewed fire safety procedures with the primordial men.
你最近看过他们没？ By the way, have you seen them lately?
-博物馆新增了位原始人 -什么？没看到 - The museum has added a new one. - What? No.
哦，让那个百夫长挺直身子 Oh, and make sure the centurions stretch, all right?
在服装彩排时观众们挺喜欢那节目... They really went for it in the dress rehearsal...
只是他们还不太习惯那些舞蹈动作 and they're just not used to those kinds of dance moves.
好了，大家听着，各位稍安勿躁 Okay, everybody. Everybody, listen up. I don't want to make anybody nervous...
市长和州长全都来了 but the mayor and the governor are both out there.
说不定里吉斯·菲尔宾（脱口秀主持人）也会光临 And, I'm not 100 percent sure, but I think Regis Philbin, too.
-里吉斯·菲尔宾？ -没错，里吉斯·菲尔宾 - Reeju Philbo? - Yeah, Reeju Philbo.
好了，雷克斯，帮个忙 Okay, Rexy, do me a favor.
小心你的尾巴好吗？别被火点着了 Watch the tail, okay? There's gonna be open flame.
哦，小德... Oh, Dexter...
你状态怎么样？ how you doing, my man?
热好身了？ All limbered up?
挺帅气啊，喜欢你的领结 Looking good. I like the tie.
有点男子脱衣舞队的风范嘛 Got kind of a Chippendales thing going on.
都记住了吧，准备好了？ All chalked up, ready to go?
很好，大家都放松点，玩得开心点 Good. Okay, everybody relax and have fun, okay?
赖瑞 Larry.
你最好过来看看这个 You better come see this.
-以前见过没？ -没有 - Have you ever seen it like this before? - Never.
以前从来没有过腐蚀 This corrosion has never happened before.
从来都是好好的 It's always been exactly the same.
搞不懂怎么回事 I wonder what's up with it.
我也不知道 I have no idea.
老实说 And to be honest...
我父亲比我更懂这块黄金牌的奥秘 my father knew the secrets of the tablet better than I did.
不巧的是，他发誓绝不泄露天机 Unfortunately, he swore he'd never reveal them.
他从来不说 He never did.
你没事吧？ You okay?
没事 Yes.
我挺好的 Yes, I'm fine.
今晚悠着点，好吗？ Just take it easy out there tonight, all right?
还有15分钟你就要演出了 You got 15 minutes till showtime.
明天我们再来搞清楚这事 We're gonna figure this out tomorrow.
好的 All right.
看呀！真该死！ Look at that! Doggone it!
看见没？他们想抓住光 Did you see that? They're trying to catch the light.
知道，那是不可能的！不可能抓住光！ I know. But you can't do it, boys! You can't catch light!
就跟幸福一样，飘忽不定！ It's as elusive as human happiness!
我想发表评论 I should like to comment.
-把装置推过来！ -遵命 - Summon the apparatus. - Yeah.
把装置推过来！ Summon the apparatus!
你想写什么？ What are you gonna say?
啊... L...
哈... O...
哈 L.
“啊哈哈”，我也是这么笑的 "Laugh out loud." Yeah, that's what I did.
现在，把这些可爱的猫咪照片 Now, post these adorable kittens
发到我的微信上 with my edict of approval to Facebook.
替老朋友杰德点个赞 Give a big Texas "hell yeah" from old Jedediah...
因为我也超喜欢！ because I loved it too!
发个笑脸就行了 Just send a smiley face.
对，微笑的笑脸！ Yeah, but with a wink!
一个微笑的笑脸！ A smiley face and a wink!
-你们在干嘛？ -在看猫咪啊 - Guys, what are you doing? - We're just watching kittens.
5分钟你们就上场了，集中点精力 You're on in five minutes. You got to focus, here.
早告诉你我们没时间看猫咪！ I told you we don't have time for this!
你还点赞来着呢！ You gave it a Texas "hell yeah!"
-嘿，泰迪，准备好演出了吗？ -没问题，赖瑞 - Hey, Teddy, ready to roll? - Indeed, Lawrence.
-好极了 -圣胡安山一战酷毙了 - Great. -Battle of San Juan Hill cool as a cucumber.
你简直无法相信 Right now, butterflies like you wouldn't believe.
你会很出彩的 You're gonna be great.
-赖瑞？ -怎么了 - Lawrence? - Yeah.
最近碰到过穴居人没？ Have you seen the Neanderthals lately?
没有，怎么每个人都关心起他们了 No. Why does everybody keep talking about this?
你应该去看看他们！ You may want to give it a look!
嘿，你们在干嘛？ Hey, guys, what's going on?
好吧 Okay.
好吧，真幽默，真闹腾 All right, very funny. That's hilarious.
不用下来，没事，真的 You don't have to come down. It's okay, really.
你好？我是赖瑞 Hi, how are you? I'm Larry.
我是赖赖... I'm Laaa...
你是“赖赖”？ You're "Laaa"?
赖赖 Laaa.
赖赖，好吧，幸会，赖赖 Laaa. Okay, nice to meet you, Laaa.
欢迎来演出 Welcome aboard, and...
对，我们看起来一个样 Yes, we look similar.
我们长得很像，麦克菲博士把你恶搞 Yeah, we look like each other, I know. It's a joke that somebody played.
成和我一个模样 Dr. McPhee had you made to look like me.
只不过... It's just a...
住手，住手，行吗？ Stop it. Stop, okay?
-爸爸？ -什么？ - Dada? - What?
爸爸 Dada.
不，我不是你爸 No, not your Dada.
是我爸爸 Yeah, Dada.
-别，打住 -爸爸 - No. Stop. - Dada.
-爸爸！ -爸爸！ - Dada! - Dada!
不，我不是...不是你爸 No, I'm not his... I'm not your Dada.
笨笨有了个新宝宝！ Dum Dum got a new son-son!
不，他不是我宝宝 No, he doesn't.
爸爸！ Dada!
麦克菲博士：敬我们新主席一杯 DR. McPHEE: A toast to our new chairwoman.
干杯，各位，干杯 Cheers, everyone. Cheers.
音乐走起 Cue the music.
泰迪登场，三，二... And Teddy in three, two...
1869年，我还是11岁那时起 1Since 1869, when I was a mere boy of 11...
这座博物馆就是我们伟大城市的标志建筑 this museum has been a shining beacon to our great city.
今晚，我们将把大家带到更远的 Tonight we'll expand our horizons even further...
太阳，月亮和行星世界 to the Sun, the Moon, and the stars.
自人类诞生以来，便仰望星空 From our very beginning mankind has looked to the heavens
并给肉眼所见之星取名 and given names to what he saw.
命名各种星座 The constellations.
大家或许想一睹为快 I thought you might like to meet them.
星座走起 Cue the constellations.
猎户座！ Orion, the hunter!
怎么了？ What?
都是设计好的，都是设计好的 All planned. All planned.
我早预料到了 I knew that was gonna happen. So, yeah.
很好，进展顺利，进展顺利 Good. Going great, guys. Going great.
放下丝带 Let's drop the silks.
猴子出场 And go with the monkey.
什么？ What?
加油 Come on.
那是我设计的 That's what I do.
感谢各位的赞助 Thank you for your patronage...
感谢你们不遗余力对博物馆的支持 and for your unwavering support of this fine institution.
这座新装修的天文馆将会作为... This newly renovated planetarium will serve as a lens...
“让我们再上火线，亲爱的战友们” "Once more unto the breach, dear friends!"
什么？ What?
冲啊！ Charge!
骑兵们！ Rough Riders!
-没事，等一下 -这也是表演一部分吗？ - It's okay! Just hang on! - Is this part of it?
抱歉各位，有点技术故障 你在干嘛？ Sorry folks, a little technical issue. What are you doing?
照台词说，照台词说 Stick to the script. Stick to the script!
-是我啊！ -我不认识你 - It's me! - I don't know you.
拉！ Pull!
不知道我怎么了，但我喜欢这种感觉 I don't know what's come over me, but I like it!
撂倒他们！ Drop 'em!
耶！耶！ Yeah! Yeah!
发生了什么事？ What's going on?
想想办法！ Do something!
你要干嘛？ What are you doing?
猎户座，不要！ Orion, don't!
雷克斯！ Rexy!
你们搞什么鬼？ Guys, what was going on out there?
脑袋里都在想啥呢？ Seriously, what were you thinking?
赖赖，我懂你了，好吧？ Laaa, I got this, all right?
一边凉快去 Just... Go over there.
不，一边凉快去 No, go over there.
走 Go.
匈奴王 Attila...
你对海豚都干了什么？ what were you doing to that dolphin, man?
它是只海豚！ It's a dolphin!
地球上最温顺的动物 It's one of the most peaceful creatures on earth...
你砍它就跟砍什么似的 and you're hacking into it like it was The Cove or something.
看到里吉斯·菲尔宾的表情了没？ Did you see the look on Regis Philbin's face?
里吉斯？ Reeju?
对啊，里吉斯 Yeah, Reeju.
泰迪，你拿枪对准我干嘛？ Teddy, what were you doing pointing a gun at me?
抱歉，赖瑞，我不知道被什么附体了一样 Forgive me, Lawrence. I don't know what came over me.
还有印象吗？ Do you even remember that?
完全没有 Not at all.
赖赖，关掉它！那是起搏器 Laaa, shut that down! It's a defibrillator.
放下，危险！ Put it down. It's dangerous!
赖赖，那有电，它们不是耳机 Laaa, that's electricity. Those aren't headphones.
住手！ Stop it!
哦！嘿！哇哦！德克斯特！ Oh! Hey! Whoa! Dexter!
这什么意思？ What are you doing?
你再像小孩子一样调皮 Honestly, if you're gonna act like a baby,
我就用尿布裹住你 then I'll get you some diapers.
还想裹尿布？ You want diapers again?
别提缰绳的事了，没看到吗？他秀逗了 Ease up on the reins there, hoss. Can't you see? He feels terrible!
我们都秀逗了！ Hell, we all do!
搞不懂各位都怎么了 I don't know what's going on with everybody here...
今晚太诡异了，真诡异 but tonight was really weird. Really weird.
我们感觉糟透了 We feel awful.
魔咒之类的把我们控制住了 Something took hold of us like an evil spell!
是啊，搞得我们都魂不附体 Yeah, like we just weren't ourselves.
-喂？ -赖瑞 - Hello? - Larry.
嘿，麦克菲博士 Hey, Dr. McPhee.
嗨，你好吗？ Yeah, hi. How's it going?
还行 Okay.
好，好，好，好，好，好 Good, good, good, good, good, good.
还记得你逃避暴龙雷克斯时躲在垃圾桶 You know that sound of when you're hiding in a trash bin...
它把垃圾桶当沙袋一样暴打时发出的的声音吗？ fearing for your life because a Tyrannosaurus rex is using it as a Hacky Sack?
不记得那声音了 No. I don't know that sound.
不记得了？ 稍等一下 You don't know that sound? Oh, hold on one second.
就是这声音！就是这声音！搞得我整晚做恶梦！ That's the sound! That's the sound! It will haunt my dreams!
对不起，真的，对不起 I'm sorry. Look, really, I'm sorry.
我发誓，我也不知道会搞成这样 I swear to you, I had no idea this was going to happen.
我也不知道会搞成这样 "I had no idea it was gonna happen.
“我只负责特效” "I'm only in charge of all the special effects."
你的错！都是因为你的特效！ It was your fault! They were your special effects!
-不，我明白 -那只是玩笑 - No, I know. - That's a joke.
“特效？”我看是 "Special effects"? More like "special...
“特搞笑！” "defects!"
我保证查出原委 Look, I promise you, I'm gonna find out what happened.
-哦或者是“特烂” -对不起，麦克菲博士，我要挂了 - Or they were "special rejects!" - I'm sorry, Dr. McPhee. I gotta go.
嘿！尼克！尼克！别跳了！ Hey! Nicky! Nicky! Stop hopping!
-爸，你干什么？ -你在干什么？ - Dad, what are you doing? - What are you doing?
现在是凌晨3点 It's 3:00 AM.
好了，舞会结束！ All right, party's over!
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
你是谁？ Who are you?
-苏菲 -苏菲？ - I'm Sophie. - Sophie?
再见小鸟？ Bye Bye Birdie?
-对 -挺精彩 - Right. - It was good.
-谢谢 -不谢 - Thanks. - Yeah.
明晚见？ See you tomorrow night?
-可能不行 -可能 - Probably not. - Probably.
绝对不行 Definitely not.
再见 Bye.
你摊上事了 You're in so much trouble.
知道 I know.
不知道你早回家 I didn't really know you were coming home early.
是啊，显而易见 Yeah, that's pretty obvious.
我问你... I mean...
你凭什么觉得可以在家举办派对？ what makes you think this is okay?
我不在妈家，你每晚都把我扔家里 When I'm not at Mom's you leave me alone, like, every night.
目前派对还不适合你 Look, you can't be doing this right now.
你有期末考试，纽约大学的招生又要临近了，还有两星期？ You got finals, your NYU application is due in what, two weeks?
我进不了纽约大学 I'm not gonna get into NYU.
-你怎么知道不行 -我知道不行 - You don't know that. - No, I do.
你不知道 You don't know that.
我很清楚，所以不打算申请了 I do very much know that, in the sense that I don't intend to apply.
什么？ What?
那地方不适合我，爸 I don't think that it's the place for me right now, Dad.
行了，你翅膀长硬了 Okay. All right, fine. You want to spread your wings a little...
想飞出去，上外地的大学 get out of the city, go to school somewhere else.
我完全支持，但你要告诉我 I totally support that. All you had to do was tell me.
你想去哪念书？ Where do you want to go?
-大学名单是什么？ -名单很短 - What's the list? - It's a short list.
很好，我喜欢，精简 Great. I like it. Focus.
我的大学名单超短，因为... I'mma hit you with a super short list, man, because it's...
一所大学也没有 There's nothing on it.
没有.. There's...
我糊涂了，没有想念的大学名单... I'm confused, because there's not a list...
爸？ Dad?
我想休学一年 I want to take a year off.
完全照你说的做 I would like to do exactly what you just said.
把翅膀长硬 I want to spread my wings.
你想把翅膀长硬，很好 You want to spread your wings, that's great.
翅膀长硬却哪也不去可不行 But you can't spread your wings and fly to nowhere.
-计划有变 -不行 - Plans change. - No, they don't.
不行，计划不变 No, they don't. Plans don't change.
我们的计划有变了 We had a plan, it changed.
-计划一开始就让我迷失方向 -不行 - It's disorienting at first. - No.
计划不能变 You can't change the plan...
除非你和出钱资助计划的人谈谈 unless you check with the people who are financing the plan...
我和你妈一起出的钱，没错吧？ which is, last time I checked, your mother and I. Okay?
爸，我们可以坐下来谈谈... Dad, we could sit here and just have this conversation about plans...
但现在，还是先谈到这 but for now, let's call it a night.
房间还没打扫呢，对吧？ Let's not even clean up, right?
我们明天再谈 Let's come back tomorrow.
好好恢复下精力，再谈这事 Let's reboot the whole energy, the whole tone of this puppy...
一锤定音 and we'll kill it, man.
父子同心！今晚不行，明天吧 Team Daley! Not tonight, tomorrow.
父子同心？ Hey, Team Daley?
-怎么了？ -闭嘴 - Yeah? - Stop talking.
好的 Okay.
你打扫房间，我去睡觉 You're gonna clean up. I'm gonna go to bed.
明天我们再谈这个话题 And then we're gonna finish this conversation tomorrow.
耶！得分！ Yeah! Get some!
得分！ Get some!
对啦，耶 That's it. Yeah.
嗨 Hi.
我是赖瑞戴利，晚间秀的负责人 I'm Larry Daley. I'm head of the Night Program.
我认识你，你是保安 I know who you are. You're the security guard.
对，也是晚间秀的负责人 Yeah, also head of the Night Program.
我在做调查 I'm doing some research...
不知你能否帮我 and I was wondering if you could help me out.
晚班保安做调查 Night guard doing research.
哎呦喂！ Ooh la-la!
对 Yeah.
我在找黄金碑上的东西 I'm just looking for anything
或许你会有 that you might have on the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
中间的过道 Center aisle.
-好的 -中间，左手边的书架 - Great. - Halfway down, stacks on your left.
得分！ Get it!
那么... So...
为什么你对那块碑如此好奇？ what makes you so curious about the tablet?
哦！只是... Oh! Just...
只是个爱好，兴趣而已 Just a hobby, you know? Kind of an interest of mine.
真希望能和这些人谈谈 I wish I could talk to these guys.
没机会了 Well, you can't.
是啊 Yeah.
他们都不在世了 Because they're dead.
没错 Right.
看这位 But, look at that one.
像是个孩子？ Looks like a kid?
你不会认识他吧？ You didn't know him, did you?
CJ 弗雷 C.J Fredericks.
他在这工作过 He worked here.
-在这工作过？ -是的，他成年的时候 - He worked here? - Yeah, when he grew up.
-不会吧 -真的 - No. - Yeah.
他曾是夜班保安 He was a night guard.
跟你一样 Same as you.
等等， CJ Wait a minute. C.J.
CJ 弗雷 C.J Fredericks.
塞西尔 弗雷？ Cecil Fredericks?
我们这最性感的夜班保安 Sexiest night guard we ever had.
你也算一个 Present company included.
那帅哥可会跳舞呢 Boy, could that man move.
赖瑞？ Larry?
嘿，塞西尔 Hey, Cecil.
天呐，好久不见！ My God, it's been years!
舞跳得很棒 You look like you're doing pretty good.
我还经常跳着，伙计 I've still got it, pal.
你来干嘛？ What are you doing here?
关于那块碑想和你谈谈 I need to talk to you about the tablet.
什么风把你吹来了？ What the heck is Short Stack doing here?
嘿，各位气色不错啊 Hey, Gus. You're looking well.
雷金纳德 Reginald.
又想把我们关起来？ Are you here to frame us again?
送我们回监狱去？ Send us back to the slammer?
不是我关你们的，你们确实偷了东西 I didn't frame you. You were actually stealing.
是我把你们弄出监狱的，所以... And I was the one that got you out of jail, so...
-是啊 -这里生活挺安逸 - Yeah. - We've got a nice life here.
过去就过去了，我们要往前看 The past is the past. We've moved on.
这家伙没往前看 I don't think this guy's moved on.
听听他的话，猴子脸 Listen to him, monkey face.
我们早就忘掉了黄金碑的事了，赖瑞 We've put all that tablet stuff behind us, Larry.
陈年往事了 It's old news.
况且，我们确实对那块碑一无所知 Besides, we really never knew anything about that old tablet.
只不过在那工作过 We just worked there.
那块碑出状况了 Something's up with it.
我们帮不了你 I told you, I can't help you.
或许这孩子能帮上忙 Maybe this kid can.
我们最好单独谈谈 Maybe we'd better talk alone.
对于一个12岁的男孩来说，那样的考察 Expedition like that is a pretty amazing thing...
充满了神奇 for a 12-year-old boy.
我努力往前看... I tried to move on...
但那块碑却无法忘怀 but there was something about that tablet.
它在变绿，像被腐蚀了一样 It's turning green, like some sort of corrosion.
泰迪、小德、杰迪和屋大维 And something's happening to Teddy and Dexter...
他们都不对劲了 Jed and Octavius.
行为都很怪异 They're all acting weird.
似乎碑上的绿色腐蚀影响了他们 It's like the green rust is affecting them.
“末日将会来临” "The end will come."
什么？ What?
当地人警告过我们 The locals, they warned us.
他们祈求我们远离墓穴 They begged us to leave that tomb alone.
我觉得是在说世界末日 I thought it meant the end of the world.
或许是在说某种终结... But maybe it meant the end...
魔法的终结？ End of the magic?
我们真该听从劝告 We should have listened.
真该听从劝告 Should have listened.
相反，我们把黄金碑和阿卡曼拉那帮人... Instead, we shipped Ahk and the tablet off to New York...
运到了英国 and his folks to England.
等等 Wait. Wait.
阿卡曼拉的父母在英国？ Ahkmenrah's parents are in England?
那是次联合考察 It was a joint expedition.
部分文物留在了埃及 Some of the artifacts stayed in Egypt.
其余的分散在了纽约和大英博物馆 The rest was divided up between New York and the British Museum.
阿卡说他父亲知道碑中的奥秘 Ahk said that his father knew the secrets of the tablet.
我得和他谈谈 I think I have to go talk to him.
听我说 I need you to listen to me.
我们尊敬的主席让我辞职 Our esteemed chairwoman asked for my resignation.
她说，既然晚间秀是我策划的 She said, since the Night Program was my brainchild...
成功在我，失败也在我 that the buck starts and stops with me.
-我能补救 -怎么补救？ - I can fix it. - How?
请你允许我把碑和阿卡曼拉带到伦敦去 I need you to let me take the tablet and Ahkmenrah to London.
抱歉，让我来分析下你的话 Sorry. I'm just processing that.
输入数据分析 Input data analysis.
刚告诉过你 我被炒鱿鱼了 I've just told you I'm being fired,
你却来问我... and the first thing you ask...
是否同意你携带价值连城的文物... is if I'd allow you to take some priceless artifacts...
和你一起去度假 away with you on holiday.
-是的，拜托 -没门 - Yes. Please. - No way, José.
拜托请你同意我的请求 I'm asking you to please go with me on this.
-不行 -拜托 - Nah. - Please.
办不到，兄弟 Can't do it, dude.
再见 Bye.
-你要打劫我？ -什么？ - Are you gonna mug me? - What?
不知道你啊，以防万一 I don't know. Just be prepared.
-听我说 -哦 - I need you to listen to me. - Oh.
-好吗？ -好的 - Okay? - Yep.
-想知道真相吗？ -说吧 - You want to know the truth? - Go on.
真相就是，那块碑... Truth is, the tablet...
那块碑真的有魔法 The tablet is actually magic.
到了晚上万物复苏 Things really do come to life at night.
-是特效吧 -不是特效 - It's special effects. - It's not special effects.
怎么可能是特效呢？ How could it be special effects?
怎么可能不是特效呢？ How could it not be special effects?
-因为它就不是 -肯定是特效！ - Because it isn't! - Of course it is!
-告诉你是怎么发生的吧 -什么？ - I'm telling you, this is what happens. - What?
太阳下山后... Sun goes down...
黄金碑开始发光... the tablet starts to glow...
万物复苏 everything comes to life.
-真哒 -真的 - Sure. - It's real.
“黄金碑开始发光” "Tablet starts to glow."
我知道 你就是神经病 Now I know you're mental.
莱斯利，听我说，我不会伤害你 Look, Leslie... Listen to me. I'm not gonna hurt you.
知道，只不过... I know. Just...
什么？ What?
没人比我们更在乎博物馆，对吧？ Listen, nobody cares about this place as much as we do, right?
对 Yeah.
如果你不帮我... If you don't help me...
这博物馆一切神奇之处都将消失... everything that's special about it might stop...
一去不复返 and it may never come back.
不求你理解，只求你相信我 I'm not asking you to understand, I'm just asking you to trust me.
我想帮你... I'd like to help you...
但我不属于这里了 but I don't even work here anymore.
大英博物馆不知道呀 British Museum doesn't know that.
木乃伊和黄金碑，两个都要 The mummy and the tablet, both.
做传统维护工作... Classic conservation job...
我授权 under authority of me, of course...
我这个博物馆主管 the director of this museum, which I still am.
是，好的 Yep, okay.
搞定了 You're in.
我本可以独自待在纽约的 I really could have just stayed by myself in New York.
对啊，你还是来了 Yeah. No, that wasn't gonna happen.
-漂亮吗？ -漂亮 - Beautiful? - Yeah.
泰晤士河 The River Thames.
你我在伦敦了，够酷吧？ Isn't this cool, man, you and me in London?
-是吧？ -嗯 - Huh? - Yeah.
我一直在考虑你休学的事 Hey, I've been thinking about that, year off.
是吗？ Yeah?
我觉得可以有 I think it could be cool.
-真的？ -真的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
你觉得呢？ What are you thinking?
好啊，哇哦 Yeah. Wow.
我想去伊比萨当DJ I think I want to DJ in Ibiza.
伊比萨？ In Ibiza?
伊比萨，西班牙的一个小岛 Ibiza, it's a small island off the coast of Spain.
-你懂西语？ -不懂 - Do you speak Spanish? - No.
但这挺美好的啊，关乎音乐 But that's the beautiful thing. It's about the music.
音乐不受语言障碍限制 It's not inhibited by the language barrier.
对，但你会遇到障碍 No, but you are.
-靠节拍和人交流？ -你怎么又反对了？ - Do you speak in beats? - Why are you freaking out?
你刚还说这主意可以有 You just said this was a really cool idea.
我没反对 I'm not freaking out.
只是想了解下你的计划 I just want to understand what the plan is.
你也没上大学 You didn't go to college.
怎么又变成不去大学念书了？ Wait, now we're talking about not going to college at all?
-或许啊，不知道 -尼克 - Maybe. I don't know. - Nicky.
尼克，那可不行... Nicky. That's not...
爸，你也没上大学，不也好好的 Dad, you didn't go to college. You turned out fine.
在20年的摸爬滚打后我也勉勉强强 I turned out okay after about 20 years in a lot of dead ends.
随便啦 Whatever, man.
别担心我，没事的 Don't worry about me. It's fine.
我可是一直会担心你的 Hey, I'm always gonna worry about you.
-我是你爸呀 -谢了 - I'm your dad. - Thanks.
太阳要落山了，该走了 Sun is going down. We should get going.
好吧 All right.
爸，在这你怎么安排的？ Dad, what's the plan here, anyway?
当黄金碑复活阿卡曼拉后，他能带我们溜进去 When the tablet brings Ahkmenrah to life, he's gonna sneak us in.
-低下头 -什么？ - Now, get down. - What?
低下头！快点，这是冒险的一部分 Just get down! Come on, man. Part of the adventure.
你好，欢迎光临大英博物馆 Hello. Welcome to the British Museum.
我是蒂莉 My name's Tilly.
嗨，谢谢 Hi. Thank you.
我是纽约历史自然博物馆的赖瑞 I'm Larry Daley from Natural History, New York.
-对，对 -有货要送到... - Yeah, yeah. - I got a delivery...
你们的文物保护部门 for your conservation department.
好的! All right!
他们准你出差？ So they let you travel?
特殊情况 This is kind of unusual.
他们让我出差，你猜去哪？ Well, they let me travel. You know where?
-不知道 -回家，来这，回家 - No. - Home. Here. Home.
再回来 Back here.
去厕所 Off to the toot-toot.
最多5分钟 Five-minute maximum.
在美国做保安肯定酷毙了 So that must be well wicked being a security guard in America.
配枪，带消音器的，还有忍者刀 With your gun, with a silencer, with your ninja swords.
好吧 Right.
才不是那样子 That's not even a little bit true.
我随身携带的只有这个 The only thing that I got is this.
-哦 -榔头！用来... - Oh. - Hammer! It's for...
用他们的话说是“用来小修小补” and I quote, "minor repairs and beautifications"
博物馆用的 to the shack.
就这么敲来敲去？ You just hit things?
真不赖啊 Yeah, that's catchy.
基本没啥用 Basically worthless.
我们还挺聊得来啊 I can't believe we're actually still talking.
-很棒，对吧？ -是啊 - It's great, though, innit? - It is.
在这工作三年了 This is the most conversation I've had
都没人能跟我聊这么久 in the three years that I've worked here.
我也深有感触 I feel a connection, too.
我可以把货卸掉了吗？ Is it cool if I just make my drop?
-哦，好的 -好极了 - Oh, yeah. - Wonderful.
但还是要确认下 But I will have to confirm.
没这个必要了吧... Actually, that's not necessary...
我给你的条子上已经确认好了 because they've already confirmed it on the slip I gave you.
好的，确认中 Yeah, all right. Confirming.
-好吧 -好的 - Okay. - All right.
喂，我是麦克菲博士 Hello. This is Dr. McPhee.
先生，这是大英博物馆 It's the British Museum, sir.
想确认一票送到我们保护部门的文物 I'm just confirming a delivery to our conservation department.
对，我签的文件 Yes, I signed the paperwork.
抱歉，我要去打理博物馆了 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a museum to run.
别用你的脏手指摆弄我的明代花瓶 You, boy, get those grubby fingers off my Ming vase.
知道吗？再见 See? Bye.
好的 All right.
-好了？ -好了，你系合法的 - Good? - All right, you is legit.
我系合法的 I is legit.
-好极了 -确认 - Wonderful. - Confirm it.
-谢谢 -我来开门 - Thank you. - All right, I'll open the gate.
好 Okay.
我男朋友... Yeah, so, like, my boyfriend...
他不喜欢我的发型 he doesn't really like the way I do my hair.
说它看起来像头上顶着坨金灿灿的便便 Says it looks like a golden poo sitting on my shoulder.
而我却很喜欢 But I really enjoy it.
再见，赖瑞！ Bye, Larry!
我算不上专家... I'm not an expert...
但感觉这算违法 but this is feeling, just, really against the law.
不，他们的法律体系跟我们完全不一样 No, they have a totally different legal system here.
好吧 Okay.
进展如何？ How we doing?
警报解除 All clear.
好的，我们走 All right, let's go.
赖瑞，其他人认为我们需要帮助 Larry, the others felt, perhaps, we could use some help.
其他人？ The others?
赖瑞，我可不能傻坐着 Lawrence, I couldn't sit idly by.
我们的小命危在旦夕 Our very survival is at stake.
好吧，你好，泰迪 All right. Hey, Teddy. Good.
患难见真情 Good man to have in a crisis.
匈奴王 Attila.
好吧，多个肌肉男 Okay, a little muscle.
嗨，赖瑞 Hi, Larry.
这箱子真够大的 That is a deceptively large box.
显然，我们也来了！ Obviously, we came along, too!
巨人，没有我们你会迷路的 You know you'd be lost without us, Gigantor.
真的假的？ Are you serious?
猴子也来了，好吧，基本来齐了 And the monkey. All right, basically everyone.
爸爸！ Dada!
哦！不，不 Oh! No, no.
这准没好事 No possible benefit whatsoever.
他很想来 He really wanted to come.
好吧，这才是我儿子... Yeah, this is my son...
我真正的儿子，尼克 my actual son, Nicky.
-尼克，这是赖赖 -怎么了？ - Nicky, this is Laaa. - What's up?
他在打量我 He's just tracking me.
赖赖 Laaa.
赖瑞，行动计划是什么？ So, Lawrence what's the plan of attack?
我们要去埃及展区，找到阿卡的父亲... We need to get to the Egyptian wing, find Ahk's father...
祈祷他能把黄金碑修复 and hopefully get the tablet fixed.
所有人都去 All of us.
赖赖，那不能吃，不是食物 Laaa, that's not for eating. That's not food.
别... Don't...
有个任务给你 You know what? I got a job for you.
快来，快来 Come on, come on.
快点 Come on.
待在这守住这扇门，好吗？ I want you to stay here and watch this door, okay?
不允许任何人进出，好吗？ Make sure nobody comes in or out. Okay?
很好，你来做保安，跟我一样 Good. You're gonna be a guard, just like me.
行了 All right.
不，过来 No. Come here.
待这... Stay here...
把手放门上 and put your hands on the door.
-很好，待着 -待着！ - Good, stay. - Stay!
很好，你待在这 Good. That's right. You stay here.
待在这 Stay here.
待着，对的 Stay. Right.
不，待着 No. Stay.
-待着！ -待着 - Stay! - Stay.
往那看，很好，待着 Look there. Good. Stay.
不，很好，待着 No. Good. Stay.
不，待着 No. Stay.
待着！ Stay!
别...别动 Don't... Don't move.
别动 Don't move.
不，很好，好的 No. Good. Okay.
好了，听着伙计们 Okay, listen up, guys.
这博物馆的生物第一次复活 This place is waking up for the first time...
我们尚不清楚这里有什么，所以大家待在一起，好吗？ and we have no idea what's out there, so stay together, all right?
我知道挺恐怖的，大块头 I know it's spooky, big guy.
挨近点 Just stay close.
这是啥闹鬼玩意啊？ What kind of haunted hootenanny is this, boys?
超级吓人，是吧？ We're all finding this super creepy, right?
他们只是有点害怕 They're just a little freaked out.
我第一次醒过来 花了不少时间适应 First time we came alive it took some getting used to.
往那，去埃及区 Hey, there. Just heading to Egypt.
快点，这边 Come on. This way.
听到了吗？ Hear that?
什么声音？ Hear what?
那个声音 That.
要是有人找 我们就在这 We'll just be down here if anyone needs us.
我们不是害怕，只是在里头更舒服 We're not scared. It's just more comfortable.
赖瑞... Lawrence...
看起来我们有麻烦了 I think it's safe to say that we're in a bit of trouble.
我知道如何对付这家伙 I know how to handle this guy.
你介意吗？ You mind?
-谢谢 -爸，你要干嘛？ - Thanks. - Dad, what are you doing?
知道我是怎么驯服你的小伙伴雷克斯暴龙的吗？ How do you think I tamed your pal Rexy?
你好啊 Hi, there.
我猜你没恶意，对吧？ I bet you're not so mean, are you?
我猜你没恶意 I bet you're not so mean.
你只是个小狗狗，对吧？ No, you're just a little puppy, right?
想玩耍的小狗狗 You're just a little puppy who wants to play.
想玩吗？ You want to play?
要玩捡东西？ Want to play fetch?
是吗？ Yeah?
想和这块骨头玩耍是吗？ You want to play with this bone?
好的！ Yeah!
冲啊，去捡吧 Here you go. Go fetch.
去捡吧！ Go fetch!
-赖瑞？ -怎么了？ - Lawrence? - Yeah?
-我能再支个招吗？ -什么招？ - May I suggest a different plan? - What?
跑！ Run!
关门，关门！ Close it, close it!
行了，我们... Okay. I think we're...
退后！大家退后！ Get back! Everybody, get back!
你不想玩捡东西？ All right. You don't want to fetch?
-试试这个 -什么？ - Fetch on this. - What?
哦！哦！ Oh! Oh!
-哦，好险！ -要帮忙吗？ - Oh, that's close! - Need some help?
-什么？ -闪 - What? - Move.
匈奴王，你没事吧？ Attila, you okay?
-你或许需要... -不必 - You might want to... - No.
拿着它 Here hold this.
炫酷吊炸天 That was actually very cool.
兰斯洛特爵士（圆桌骑士），愿为你效劳 Sir Lancelot, at your service.
谢谢你，帅呆了 Thank you. That was amazing.
西奥多罗斯福... Theodore Roosevelt...
美国总统 President of the United States of America.
不懂你说的什么意思 I have no idea what that means.
我叫赖瑞，这是我儿子，尼克 I'm Larry, and this is my son, Nick.
尼克，你的面相高贵 You have a noble face, Nick.
-谢谢 -谢谢你帮忙 - Thanks. - Thanks for the help.
你... Now, you...
你让我想起了甘美洛的一个人 You remind me of a man I once knew at Camelot.
真的？ Really?
圆桌骑士中的一位？ One of the Knights of the Round Table?
不，是埃里克 No, Erik.
埃里克？ Erik?
我们的傻子 Our fool.
是我见过最搞笑的傻子 He was the funniest fool I ever met.
都不用干嘛就能把你逗乐 He was so good, he didn't even have to do anything.
一走进房间就能让你大笑 He could just walk into a room and you'd laugh.
-你有他的天赋 -好奇怪哦 - You have what he had. The gift. - That's weird.
-你也能当傻子 -我还真不知道 - You could be a fool. - I don't know about that.
哦，得了，你绝对行的！ Oh, come on, of course you could!
我们给你弄顶帽子 上头挂着滑稽的铃铛 We'd get you one of those hats with the funny little dangly bells.
挂铃铛？ Dangly bells?
“挂铃铛” "Dangly bells."
我说什么来着？你有天赋 Didn't I tell you? The gift.
他的小动作 He does what seems like nothing.
面无表情的那种... A sort of deadpan...
有点像这样... tiny little...
“嗯” “嗯” "Hmm." "Hmm."
毫无表情的样子 Expressionless, you know, sort of a...
“嗯，嗯” "Hmm. Hmm."
就像那样 sort of thing.
像极了埃里克 Just like Erik.
听上去是个好人，我们得走了 Sounds like a great guy. We got to get going, so...
甘美洛（亚瑟王的宫殿所在之地） Camelot.
好吧 Okay.
总有一天我会回到那宏伟的高塔 Someday, I shall return to its mighty towers...
拜见亚瑟王... to King Arthur...
和格温妮维尔王后 and Queen Guinevere.
甜美... Sweet...
动人的格温妮维尔 beauteous Guinevere.
但我发过誓 没完成任务前不能回去 But I'm sworn not to until I have completed my quest.
我必须找到圣杯 I must find the Holy Grail.
那祝你好运 Well, good luck with that.
再次感谢你的援手 And thanks for the help again.
我们得去埃及那，再见 We got to get to Egypt, so we'll see you.
-我带路 -不用，没事的 - I will lead you. - No, it's okay.
站住，挂着铃铛的！ Halt, Dangly Bells!
那里空气中弥漫着魔法，野兽横行 There is strange magic in the air, and dangerous beasts are afoot.
作为一名真正的骑士 It is the duty of a true knight...
他的职责是关心和保护他人 to protect and care for those in need.
我们走 We're off.
看来他也入伙了 I guess he's coming with us.
赖瑞！ Larry!
杰德和屋大维？ Jed and Octavius?
肯定是在我们逃跑的时候摔下来了 They must have fallen out while we were running.
杰德？ Jed?
屋大维! Octavius!
杰德！ Jedediah!
-杰德！ -屋大维！ - Jed! - Octo!
哦，不 Oh, no.
是屋大维的斗篷？ Is that Octavius's cape?
拿着 Here.
-尼克 -好的 - Nicky. - Yeah.
小伙伴们？ Guys?
巨人！ Gigantor!
杰德？ Jed?
他们不能在暖风管待太久，赖瑞 They won't last long in those heating vents, Lawrence.
就他们的尺寸，会被烤的跟西奈的圣甲虫一样 At their size, they'll bake like tiny little scarabs in the Sinai.
太黑暗了？ Too dark?
到底了，兄弟！ This is the end, boy!
到头了！ This is the last roundup!
抓住我的手！ Hold my hand!
干嘛？ Why?
随便你 Never mind.
回去的路好远啊 We're a long way from home, boy.
你让我抓着你的手？ Did you ask me to hold your hand?
没有 No.
杰德！ Jedo!
屋大维！ Octo!
天晓得他们在通气管道哪个部位 They could be anywhere between here and the intake vent.
看到了什么，小德？ What do you see, Dex?
赖瑞，要知道他是只猴子 You know he's a monkey, Lawrence.
不会讲话 He can't talk.
但他尺寸刚好 No, but he can fit.
尼克...把你手机给我 Nicky... give me your phone.
-干嘛？ -给小德 - Why? - For Dex.
搞不懂这都哪跟哪 I don't understand one thing that's going on here.
我也不懂， 爸，你要干嘛？ I don't, either. Dad, what's going on?
我设置过你的手机来追踪你 I'm sort of set up to track your phone.
你设置我的手机来追踪我？ 你追踪我的手机？ You're sort of set up to track my phone? You track my phone?
对啊，我是你爸，要照看好你 Yeah, I'm your dad. I'm looking out for you.
不，不，等一下 No. No. Hold up.
“监视”和照看是两码事 "Spying on" is not the same thing as just looking out for someone.
我答应，会还你的 You'll get it back, I promise.
现在，要把它绑到猴子背上 But right now, it's going on the monkey's back.
好了，小德，过来 All right. Dex, come here.
谢谢 Thanks, man.
我要你下去找到他们，懂吗？ Listen. I need you to go down there and find them, all right?
能搞定吗？ Think you can handle it?
好孩子 Good man.
小心点 Stay safe.
我想就在这里 I think it's right here.
“就在这里” "Right here."
经典 Classic.
有搞笑天赋 The gift of laughter.
谢谢你，挂铃铛的 Thank you, Dangly Bells.
这是第一个任务？ First quest?
不算吧 Not exactly.
你不是要去埃及么 I thought you were going to Egypt.
是的，但先要完成这件事 We are, but we got to do this first.
做任务不是这样子的 That's not how a quest works.
任务只包含一件事，而不是“圣杯外加猴子” A quest is one thing. It's not, like, "Holy Grail and a monkey."
没错，我的人走丢了，小德要去找到他们 Yeah, well, my guys are missing and Dexter's gonna find them.
你们的任务是什么？ 金子？ What is the quest? Gold?
永生之泉？ Fountain of Youth?
魔法碑 Magic tablet.
就是阿卡拿着的东西 It's that thing Ahk is holding.
从他手上夺走不会太难呀 It shouldn't be too hard to take it from him.
他看起来保养得挺好... He seems well-toned and lean...
但弱弱的 but weak.
就像是从埃及小孩手里抢糖一样容易 It would be like taking candy from a feeble Egyptian baby.
不，我们不是要夺走它，而是想修好它 No, we're not trying to take it, we're trying to fix it.
它有点问题 There's something wrong with it.
说来有点复杂 It's kind of complicated.
别跟着猩猩转悠 就不复杂了 It might be less complicated if you stopped following a chimpanzee.
他不是猩猩，是卷尾猴 He's not a chimpanzee, he's a capuchin.
傻子生气了 The fool seems agitated.
他就那样 That's often his way.
但我保证，他不傻 But I assure you, he's no fool.
他说的是真的？ Is it true what he says?
你们携带的碑有魔力？ The tablet that you carry is magic?
确实是真的 It is, indeed.
你身边的一切今晚第一次复活了 Everything around you has come to life tonight for the very first time...
都因为这块黄金碑 all because of this tablet.
好神奇 Amazing.
他们不是真的吧？ Then they're not real?
和我们一样都是真的 They're as real as any of us.
对，但我们是大活人 Yes, but we're real people.
他们只是畜生 They're just things.
他们毫无概念 And they don't even know.
肯定蠢的出奇 They must be unbelievably stupid.
复活后刚开始会糊涂 It can be confusing at first.
你好，青蛙！ Hello, frog!
继续跳吧！ Keep hopping!
你是真的！ You're real!
兄弟们，看来我们要横穿亚洲区了 Guys, I think we're gonna have to cut through Asia.
没头绪 Not a clue.
没有 None.
深不见底啊 I can't really see much.
我们往下跳，然后祈祷奇迹吧 We could jump down, hope for the best.
但那里有什么我们不知道啊 But we have no idea what's down there.
这里有什么我们也不知道啊 We don't know what's up here, either.
是座罗马城 This is a Roman city.
从它的根基我能感受到熟悉的历史 I can feel the familiar pull of history in its very foundations.
人都到哪去了？ Where the heck is everybody?
我曾见过这个镇，我敢肯定 I've seen this town before, I'm sure of it.
罗马佬？ Romans?
你手上有个女人名字 I see you have the name of a lady on your arm.
安睫儿，是的 Andrea. Yeah.
这位安睫儿是你的皇后吗？ So this Lady Andrea is your Guinevere.
有人阻挡你追寻真爱没？ Does any man stand between you and your ladylove?
事实上有.我爸有天晚上把事情搞砸了 Yeah, actually. My dad kind of messed things up the other night.
-尼克 -哦，我们停下了 - Nick. - Oh, we're stopping.
别让任何人阻挡你追求你的真命天女 Let no man stand between you and your destiny.
哦，“真命天女”有点夸张了 Oh, "destiny" may be overstating it a bit.
我们只是一起学微积分 We just have calculus together.
时不时 It's more one of those...
眉来眼去几次 fleeting moments of eye contact.
看谁先转头 "Who's gonna look away first?"
但我懂，没人阻挡 But I get you. No man...
-好的 -好 - Good. - Okay.
“贝庞” "Iiepwop."
贝庞 Iiepwop.
想不起啥意思 Doesn't ring a bell.
那家伙是谁？ Now who's this son of a gun?
-庞贝！ -抱歉 - Pompeii! - I'm sorry.
-听不清你说什么 -庞贝！ - I'm having trouble hearing you! - Pompeii!
朋友，我不懂 No comprendo, amigo...
因为有东西罩着你 because you got the thing in front of you!
他们在干嘛？ What are they doing?
他们往哪逃窜呢？ Where in the blazes are they stampeding off to?
我们说话吓到你们了？ Was it something we said?
回贝庞来吧！ Come on back to Iiepwop!
-这里空旷着呢 -快回来！ - There's plenty of room! - Come on back!
真像过街老鼠一样疯狂 They're as crazy as road lizards.
人就是怪啊 People are strange.
你好，我们只是路过 Hey, guy. We're just passing through.
-这是西藏金翅鸟 -金翅鸟？ - It's a Garuda from Tibet. - A Garuda?
嗨，金翅鸟，你好？ Hi, Garuda. How you doing?
金翅鸟!你好？ Garuda! How you doing?
酷极了 Cool, great.
好吧，我们只是... Okay. We just...
我们只是要路过，我没时间了 You know what? We just got to get through. I don't have time.
拜托 Please. Okay.
不和你玩这游戏 I'm not gonna play this game with you.
我要过去，真的 I got to go through. Really.
退后 Get back.
-一条龙 -不，不是龙，是... - A dragon. - No, it's not a dragon. It's a...
是条相柳（九头蛇） It's a Xiangliu.
传说中的妖蛇 Mythical snake demon.
看着像龙，我们杀了它 It looks like a dragon. I say we kill it.
什么？别，它睡着了 What? No, it's asleep.
说得对，趁它睡着杀了它有失风度 You're right. It's not very sporting to kill it while it's asleep.
把它弄醒再杀了它 Let's wake it up and then kill it.
我带上孩子先冲 I shall go first, and I shall take the boy.
什么？不行！你不能带上他 What are you...? No! You're not gonna take the boy.
-为什么不行？ -因为他还是个孩子！ - Why not? - Because he's a boy!
赖瑞，人这一生中终有一次 Larry, there comes a time in every man's life...
要屠掉属于他的恶龙 when he must slay his own dragon.
别带上他，行吗？ Not this kid, all right?
他还没参加成年礼呢 He still hasn't finished all his thank-you notes from his bar mitzvah.
尽管那只是个仪式 Anyway, that's just an expression.
我不吃那套 Not where I come from.
他还不能屠龙 He's not gonna slay his dragon right now.
我们绕过它 We're gonna go around it.
再不绕过去，信号就没了 We're gonna go around now, or else we're gonna lose the signal.
快点 Come on.
贝庞 Iiepwop.
庞贝！ Pompeii!
贝庞，确定你读对了吗，兄弟？ Iiepwop. Are you sure you're reading that right, pal?
庞贝！ Pompeii!
“庞贝” "Pompeii."
“不要问你的国家能为你做什么... "Ask not what your country can do for you...
"问问你能为国家做什么” "Ask what you can do for your country."
又来了！ There it goes again!
匈奴王！ Attila!
-泰迪！ -冲啊！ - Teddy! - Charge!
哇哦！ Whoa!
好极了！它醒了！现在可以杀它了！ Fantastic! It's awake! Now we can kill it!
哇哦！ Whoa!
-匈奴王！ -爸！ - Attila! - Dad!
尼克！ Nicky!
我来救孩子！ I'll get the boy!
-玩过刀没？ -只在魔兽世界里玩过 - Ever used a blade? - Only in World of Warcraft!
学着点 You're about to learn.
“我们唯一的恐惧是恐惧本身” "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!"
“做的不错，布朗尼” "Doing a heck of a job, Brownie."
在你后面！ Behind you!
蹲下！ Duck!
到头了，朋友！ Last roundup, kemosabe!
是时候涂上烤肉酱了！ Time to slap on the barbecue sauce, boy!
什么？ What?
不，不！不要啊！ No, no! You wouldn't!
必须的！ He must!
结束了！ Clear!
今天的事别说出去 We must never speak of what happened here today.
拜托！这就没必要了吧！ Come on! That wasn't necessary!
火灭了！ It's out!
这玩意确实能救人命 These things really do save lives.
你没事吧？ Are you all right?
你没事吧，亲爱的？ Are you all right, my dear?
-还好吧？ -是的，谢谢 - You okay? - Yeah, thanks.
你很勇猛，小伙子 You fought bravely, sire.
我保证，终有一天 One day, I promise you,
我们能举起胜利的酒杯共饮龙血 we shall drink dragon's blood from the victor's cup.
我喝雪碧或矿泉水就行了 I'm good with just, like, soda or water, too.
但我喜欢我们获得的能量 But I like the energy we got going.
现在起，你要走自己的路 From now on, you must choose your own path.
让别人说去吧 And let no man tell you otherwise.
最好让赖瑞知道我们没事 We better let Larry know we're okay.
转身 Turn around.
赖瑞很可能在担心我们 Larry's probably worried about us.
现在如何找到他们呢？ How are we going to find them now?
赖瑞？ Lawrence?
恐怕情况恶化了 I fear we've turned a corner.
我又要变成蜡像了 I'm becoming wax again, son.
好吧，晚点再找他们 All right. We'll look for them later.
现在马上去埃及区 We got to get to Egypt now.
等等，不继续寻找杰德和屋大维了吗？ Wait, shouldn't we keep looking for Jed and Octavius?
尼克说得对 Nick is right.
真正的骑士绝不逃避责任 A true knight never shirks his duties.
不尽快去埃及 谁都救不了 If we don't get to Egypt soon we're not gonna save anybody.
爸爸说“待着！” Dada say, "Stay!"
待着！ Stay!
爸爸不让赖赖吃 Dada say Laaa no eat.
待着，赖赖！ Stay, Laaa!
就是这 This is it.
或许我该陪你进去 Perhaps I should accompany you in.
不用，就到这里吧 No, I think we got it from here.
-真的？ -是啊，没事的 - Really? - Yeah. No, we're good.
好吧 Right. Well...
朋友们 friends...
赖瑞 Larry...
魔法碑的小丑脸守护者 clown-faced keeper of the magic tablet...
我会铭记你的英勇 I shall never forget your bravery.
以及你的搞笑 Nor your jests.
再见 Bye.
我不想说再见 I shall not say goodbye.
-我想 -什么？ - I am. - What?
我想说再见，得走了，抱歉 I'm gonna say goodbye. I have to go, I'm sorry.
回见 I'll see you.
真的很感谢你 Really, man, thank you.
所有帮助 For everything.
好久不曾见到过这些墙了 I haven't seen these walls for many a moon.
阿卡？ Ahkmen?
母亲 Mother.
父亲 Father.
欢迎回家，我的孩子 Welcome home, my son.
想让你们见见我的朋友们 I want you to meet my friends.
我是法老王 I am Merenkahre...
尼罗河的法老 阿卡的父亲 Pharaoh of the Nile and Father to the Son of the Sun.
我是法老王后 And I am Shepseheret...
9大王国的璀璨宝石 the Glittering Jewel of the Nine Kingdoms.
我是赖瑞 And I am Larry.
布鲁克林的守护者 Guardian of Brooklyn.
没错 Yes.
现在我住曼哈顿 I actually live in Manhattan now.
我知道，但那听起来不够酷 I know, but it doesn't sound as cool.
好吧 Yeah.
如果你们能看下黄金碑，我们将不胜荣幸 We would be very honored if you could take a look at the tablet.
它有点异常 There's something happening with it.
但不明白怎么回事 We don't understand what it is.
你在和法老说话 You are speaking with a pharaoh.
亲吻我的法杖 Kiss my staff.
我不亲可以吗？ Is it okay if I don't?
你得表示尊重 You will show respect.
我乃太阳神的后裔 I am the descendant of Ra, the sun god.
我表示理解和尊重 I understand that and I totally respect you.
只是不向着太阳神祈祷，所以... I just don't pray to Ra, so...
埃及的神才是唯一的真神 The Egyptian gods are the only true gods.
我们尽量放开点胸襟 Well, we try to stay a little more open-minded.
萨卡贾维亚，她膜拜的是她的祖先 I mean, Sacajawea, she honors her spiritual ancestors...
匈奴王，你们信奉的是山羊神吧？ and you pray to some sort of goat god, Attila?
我一半爱尔兰，一半犹太 I'm half-Irish, half-Jewish...
真的？我爱犹太人！ You are? I love Jews!
我们有4万犹太信徒！ We owned 40,000 of them!
-很可爱的人呐 -又来了 - Such lovely people. - Here we go.
他们很幸福，总是对着烛光歌唱 They were very happy, always singing with the candles.
他们其实不太幸福（犹太人被埃及人迫害过） Yeah. They really weren't happy.
-真的？ -他们离开了埃及 - Really? - No. They left.
花了40年时间在沙漠中逃亡 They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape.
每年我们都会吃次饭 讨论这事 Yeah. We have dinner once a year and talk about it.
对我们来说很重要 It's a big deal for us.
能看一下黄金碑吗？ Listen, could you take a look at that tablet?
它有点不对劲 There's something wrong with it.
它正失去魔力 It's losing its power.
你能修好它吗？ Do you think you could fix it?
修复它，就不得不泄露它的奥秘了 To do that, I would have to divulge the secret of the tablet.
我保证不告诉任何人 I promise we won't tell anybody.
不行 No.
我亲吻你的法杖 I'll kiss your staff.
太迟了 Too late.
夫妻，为什么你要坚持保守奥秘？ Father, why do you insist on keeping this to yourself?
这个奥秘会在合适的时间传于你 The secret was to be passed down to you at the proper time.
都4000年了 Well, it has been 4,000 years.
现在正是时候 Now seems like a good time.
你出生在午夜 You were born at midnight.
我还是法老 I was Pharaoh...
我见过凡人不曾见过的奇观 and I had seen wonders most men only dream of.
但当我第一次看着你... But when I first gazed upon you...
古代世界的所有奇观在我眼里 you were instantly more precious to me...
都没你来的珍贵 than all the wonders of the ancient world.
我从不忍心说再见 I knew I could never bear to say goodbye.
我下令让高阶牧师做份礼物给你，我的孩子... I commanded the High Priest to create a gift to you, my son...
用尽我们今世所学的全部奥秘 using all we had learned of the mysteries of the afterlife.
在黑夜守护者 Forged in the temple of Khonsu, god of the moon...
月神孔苏塔内铸造而成 and watcher over nighttime travelers...
阿卡曼拉碑 the Tablet of Ahkmenrah.
我们的墓穴被设计成能接收到月神的挂光芒 并照射到碑上 Our tomb was designed to channel Khonsu's rays down to the tablet...
每晚汲取着月光的能量 rejuvenating its powers every night.
月神将他的魔力注入碑中... The moon god bestowed his power upon the tablet...
所以，只要碑沐浴在他的月光中... so that, as long as it bathed in his light...
我们家人就可永远聚首 our family could be together forever,
死亡也无法将我们分离 and not even death could part us.
它好久没照到孔苏塔的月光了 It's been away from Khonsu's light too long.
我的孩子! My son!
你怎么了？ What is happening to you?
它需要月光... It needs moonlight...
否则日出前我们都要完蛋 otherwise we shall all be dead by sunrise.
赶快！ Hurry!
如果黄金碑消逝... If the tablet dies...
就无法回天了！ nothing can bring it back!
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
把碑给我，快 The tablet. Now.
等等，听我说，那碑要完蛋了 Wait, listen to me. That thing is dying.
要是照不到月光 If it doesn't get moonlight...
万物俱灰，真的 everything ends, like, for real.
亚瑟王浪费多年时间寻找圣杯 King Arthur wasted years searching for the Holy Grail.
谁想到竟是一块碑 To think it was a tablet all along.
快给我好吗？你不清楚你在做什么！ Would you just give it to me? You don't know what you're doing!
我的任务完成 My quest is complete.
今晚就骑马回甘美洛 I ride for Camelot tonight.
你拿着，行了吧？ Just keep it, okay?
但把它放在月光下 把中间一块翻过来 But just put it in the moonlight and turn that center piece.
抱歉，这不是我的任务 Sorry, not my first quest.
顺便说一句，埃里克比你搞笑多了！ And by the way, Erik was much funnier than you!
去喊其他人 Go get the others.
不能让他离开大楼！ We can't let him leave the building!
哇哦！放松，伙计！停下！ Whoa! Easy there, partner! Slow it down!
我不认识你... I don't know who you are...
但我肯定那块碑不属于你 but I'm pretty dang sure that tablet don't belong to you.
等等！回来！还没完呢！ Now wait a second! Come back here! This ain't over!
别用你的巨剑和蓝色死鱼眼嘲笑我们 You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword
我们会让你后悔的！ and hypnotic blue eyes!
他眼睛超蓝 His eyes are very blue.
说话要温和，但手里要拿着大棒 Speak softly and carry a big stick.
赖瑞，麻烦了 Lawrence, we have a problem.
这只手也变成蜡的了 This one turned to wax as well.
我也有句谚语 I have a saying, too.
“说话要大声，但手里要拿着更大的棒” "Speak loudly and carry a bigger stick."
-在那！ -你是说上面 - It's over there! - You mean up there.
快点 Come on.
拿到了 Got it.
-泰迪 -把碑给我，快！ - Teddy. - The tablet, now!
不会问你第二遍，傻子！ I shan't ask you again, fool!
真让人头疼！ And this is giving me a headache!
把碑给我！ Give me the tablet!
放手，赖瑞 Let me go, Lawrence.
不！泰迪，不！ No! Teddy, no!
泰迪！ Teddy!
对了 There.
我的了 That'll be mine.
嘿，好样的 Hey, that was a good one.
不是故意的 No idea that would work.
赖瑞！ Larry!
嘿，大家还好吗？ Hey, you guys, how you doing?
还活着！ Still in one piece!
-屋大维，这是你的 -谢谢 - Octavius, I think this belongs to you. - Thank you.
我不明白 I don't understand.
为什么兰斯洛特在变强而我们在变弱？ Why is Lancelot staying strong while we get weaker?
这是他的初夜 It's his first night.
新生者更强壮 但无关紧要 Newborns are stronger but it matters not.
除非我们成功，否则他也一样会死 Unless we succeed, he, too, will be dead come the dawn.
不能让他离开大楼 We can't let him leave the building.
长老，你能回埃及吗，以防他经过那？ Sir, can you go back to Egypt, in case he comes through there?
-好的 -尼克，带上匈奴王，检查装卸点 - Of course. - Nicky, take Attila, check the loading dock.
-明白 -泰迪，去南区，守住侧门 - Got it. - Teddy, go to the South Wing, cover the side doors.
我来守正门 I got the main entrance.
你！就知道你也闻到味道了！ You! I knew you smelled a bit off!
-看到了吗？ -看到什么？ - Didn't you just see that? - See what?
有个骑士刚骑马经过！ The knight on the horse that just rode through!
少用你那套魔法幻想来忽悠我 Stop trying to distract me with your magical fantasy!
在仓库找到了你肮脏的同胞兄弟 I found your filthy twin, here, in the freight room!
我们不是双胞胎 He's not my twin.
我逮到他了，看他怎么辩解？ I got him, and what could he say for himself?
闭嘴！闭上你的嘴！ Shut up! Shut up in your face!
立刻闭嘴！ 你想挨一锤子吗？ Shut up right now! Do you want to be smashed?
你跑吧，要是你离开那扇门 Yeah, you can run, but if you leave those gates...
我发誓，你这位长得像... I swear to you, your hideous doppelganger...
"数乌鸦"乐团领唱的丑陋兄弟 who looks a lot like the lead singer of the Counting Crows...
就要挨锤子了！ will get it!
爸爸 Dada.
这就对了 That's right.
他明白了 It compute with him.
爸爸 Dada.
我去！ Damn it!
赖赖 Laaa.
我做傻事，你别学我，好吗？ If you see me do something dumb, don't imitate me, okay?
我也一直这么告诫尼克 It's basically what I keep telling Nick.
他就是不听，知道吗？ He just doesn't get it, you know?
他是个聪明孩子 I mean, he's a smart kid...
但我不想他步我的后尘 but I just want to give him the tools that I didn't have.
拿到学位，然后再休息 I mean, get the degree, then take a break.
拿到学位，然后再休息 Get the degree, then take a break.
赖赖！赖赖，住手! Laaa! Laaa, stop that!
住手！ Stop it!
行了 Okay.
什么？抱歉！嘿！ What? Excuse me! Hey!
嗨，嘿，抱歉 Hi. Hey. Sorry.
我是尼克，这是小德，匈奴王 I'm Nick, this is Dexter, Attila the Hun.
很高兴见到你们 Oh, yes, so lovely to meet you.
吃我一锤！ Now meet this hammer!
别那样嘛 Don't do that.
真对不起，我知道事情太突然，哦，猴子 I'm super sorry. I know it's a lot going on, Hun, monkey.
哇哦，什么？太奇怪了，完全搞不懂耶 Wow, what? So much weird. Huge amount to process.
对吧？好了，抱歉 Right? Okay, sorry.
-谢谢 -你们跑不掉的 - Thank you. - You won't get away with this!
我已经记住你们的长相了！ I'm making sketches of you in my mind right now!
长雀斑的男孩 Boy with freckles,
长发的胖亚洲人，恶猴 fat Asian with hair extensions, evil monkey.
我只是在抚养他，懂吗？ I guess it's just parenting, you know?
他来自一个离异家庭 And he comes from a divorced family...
所以他对我的感觉也比较矛盾 so I'm sure he has a lot of conflicted feelings about me...
或许他有点恋母情结 and there might be some Oedipal stuff at play in there, or...
我了解 I get it.
多数时候我都不在他身边 I wasn't there a lot of the time.
有可能我把自身的内疚感... So I think I might be projecting my own guilt...
投射到了他身上 and taking it out on him in ways...
而我全然不知 that I'm not even aware of.
什么？ What?
门 Door.
头 Head.
好吧，我... Okay, I...
打开... Open...
头 head.
打开你的思路！ Open your mind!
是的！你说得对 Yes! Yeah, well, you're right.
那是个挑战 That's the challenge.
一切都息息相关 I mean, it's all contextual, and I do.
我一直以我父母抚养我的方式来抚养他 I keep looking at him through the lens of how my parents raised me...
现实是，他有自己的人格 when, in reality, he's his own person.
虽然他遗传了我一部分基因 And, yeah, we share the same DNA...
但他比我更加新潮 but honestly, he's much more evolved than I ever was.
不能因为我的自负以及童年经历 I don't want to let my own ego and childhood history...
来阻止他犯一些必经的错误 stop him from making the mistakes he needs to make...
从而成长为他希望的样子 to become the person that he's meant to be.
用头把门撞开 Open the door with your head.
是的！ Yes!
好样的，赖赖！我们走！ Good, Laaa. Let's go!
-大家都好吗？ -都好，赖瑞 - Everybody okay? - Yes, Lawrence.
匈奴王和你儿子把女保安锁在了亭子里 Attila and your boy secured the lady guard in her booth.
不晓得能关她多久 I don't know how long it will hold her, though.
我们要找到兰斯洛特 We gotta find Lancelot...
但需要个人去确保她出不来 but somebody has to make sure she doesn't get out.
好的，赖赖 Yeah. Laaa, okay.
知道怎么做吗？ You know what you have to do?
待着！ Stay!
没错，确保她待在里头 That's right. Just make sure she stays in there.
-待着！ -很好！去吧！ - Stay! - Good! Go!
爸爸说“待着！” Dada say, "Stay"!
赖瑞！ Lawrence!
我的胳膊动不了了 I can't move my arms.
我们正越来越虚弱 We're becoming less useful by the minute.
哇，哇！ Whoa, whoa!
起来，大块头 Come on, big guy.
怎么了？没事吧？ What? You okay there?
你眼睛有点问题，但是... Something's up with your eye, but...
不知道，就是有点... I don't know. It's just kind of going...
放松点，好吗？ You gotta relax, okay?
冷静！ Calm down!
匈奴王！匈奴王！ Attila! Attila!
匈奴王不会呼吸急促 Attila doesn't hyperventilate.
你烧杀！ You pillage!
你掠劫！ You plunder!
但你绝不畏缩，知道吗？ You don't freak out. Okay?
爸，这座城有8百万人 Dad, there's, like, 8 million people in this city.
这会肯定石沉大海了 He could be literally anywhere by now.
会找到他的 We'll find him.
必须找到他 We have to.
我来了，亲爱的 I'm coming, my love.
哎呀！ Blimey!
他走了这条路 He came this way...
一小时4里路 traveling 4 leagues per hour.
不！ No!
赖瑞，别想跑过大猫 Never run from a big cat, Lawrence.
巨人，把你电筒拿出来！ Gigantor, get your flashlight out!
这些猫咪想玩耍！ These cats want to play!
呜喂！有了！ Whoo-wee! He's got it, boy!
好好玩 Well played, sir.
跑啊！ Run!
兰斯洛特跑哪去了？ Where the devil could Lancelot be?
快点！ Come on!
最好放我出去，你这个令人作呕的猿人 You better let me out of here, you revolting ape-man!
看什么看？别盯着我！ What are you staring at? Stop looking at me!
没见过漂亮迷人的美女吗？ Have you never seen a beautiful, attractive, gorgeous woman before...
要不是喜欢吃披萨 老娘准是模特了 who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much?
知道你耍的什么花样 I know what you're playing at...
没用的 and it ain't working.
没用 Not working.
好吧，还是有点用的 Wait, it is kind of working.
甘美洛怎么成这样了？ What have they done to Camelot?
总之，没有什么地方比甘美洛 In short, there's simply not A more congenial spot
更适合 For happily ever-aftering
白头到老... Than here in...
-甘美洛 -终于到了！ - Camelot - At long last!
-吉尼维尔，亲爱的 -嗨 - Guinevere, my love. - Hi.
能帮你什么忙吗？ Can I help you, mate?
是我啊 It is I...
兰斯洛特爵士 Sir Lancelot.
我完成任务了 I have fulfilled my quest.
抱歉，不好意思 Sorry. I'm sorry.
我不是吉尼维尔 I'm not actually Guinevere.
我是爱丽丝夏娃，你认错认了吧 I'm Alice Eve, and I think you got a bit confused.
-你或许在台上见我过 -你的嗓音美如音乐 - Maybe you saw me on stage... - Your voice is like music...
可我不明白你在说什么 but I have no idea what you're saying.
好的，嘿 Okay. Hey.
嘿，兄弟 Hey, man.
嘿，伙计 Hey, buddy.
她说她不是吉尼维尔，因为她只是演员 What she's saying is she's not Guinevere because she's an actor.
我也是演员 Okay? So am I.
演员? An actor?
-是的 -是的 - Yeah. - Yeah.
知道吗？ You know?
脱下皇冠 Do the crown.
哦，抱歉 休杰克曼 Oh, sorry, of course. Hugh Jackman.
都是因为皇冠 It was the crown.
我知道... I know, the whole...
修脚男？ Huge Ackman?
好奇怪的名字！ That's a ridiculous name!
听着太假！ It doesn't even sound real!
亚瑟，只有懦夫才掩盖他的真实身份 Only a coward would conceal his true identity, Arthur.
不，我叫休杰克曼 No, it's Hugh Jackman.
而我... I, on the other hand...
带来了你遍寻不着的宝藏 carry the treasure you sought but could never find.
通往永生的钥匙！ Behold the key to life everlasting!
好吧，我喜欢你的服装... Okay, I love the costume...
你的激情... I love the enthusiasm...
但现在请你离开舞台 but you're gonna have to get off stage now.
兰斯洛特爵士，女士们先生们，兰斯洛特爵士 Sir Lancelot, ladies and gentlemen. Sir Lancelot.
是的！ Yes!
非常棒 Very good.
真丢人，亚瑟！ Shame on you, Arthur!
你不配戴皇冠，你也不配拥有皇后！ You don't deserve your crown, and you don't deserve your queen!
尝尝我刀的厉害 Prepare to feel the cold kiss of my blade...
修脚男！ Huge Ackman!
嘿，伙计，这都是假装的 Hey, buddy, this is all pretend.
看 See, just...
那倒不是真的 Well, that's not real.
全都不是真的 None of it is.
不是真的 It's not real.
这是个不错的表演 It was a good performance.
-我们都在演戏 -你也是 - We were right in there. - You were tonight.
但它不是真的 But it's not real-real.
不是真的 It's not real.
不是真的？ Not real?
我思念着甘美洛多久你知道吗？ Do you know how long I dreamed of Camelot?
结果呢？一场空！ And for what? For nothing!
-天呐！ -一场空！ - Jeez! - Nothing!
不，不，不，请坐在位子上 No, no, no. Please just take your seats and...
怎么了？ What's up?
上帝造就了我们 We're just as God made us.
干嘛不拍张照？ Why don't you take a picture?
能看得更久 It'll last longer.
我尽力表现得友好了，够了 Okay, I've tried being nice. That's enough.
马上滚下舞台！ Get off the stage right now!
退后！我不怕你... Stay back! You don't scare me...
修脚男 Huge Ackman.
你会后悔跟我动手的 Listen, mate, you don't want to fight me, all right?
真打起来，我会拆了你 If we go, I will break you.
来吧！ Come on!
什么花招？ What is that?
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
-他在耍金刚狼那套 -对 - He's doing his Wolverine thing. - Yeah.
-对 -看过没？ - Yeah. - You know?
有爪子没衣服效果更好 It's better with the claws and no shirt.
是的 Fair.
兰斯洛特！ Lancelot!
喂！ Oi, mate!
嘿，那不是出口 Hey, buddy, that's not an exit!
快上来 Yeah, come on up.
快上来！ Yep. Come on up!
哦，猴子，好极了 Oh, monkeys. Terrific.
我喜欢这身服装 I love the costumes.
抱歉，我想说，你太有型了 Sorry. I just gotta say, you're the whole package, man.
谢谢 Thanks, buddy.
-他认出你了 -是啊，不赖哦 - He recognized you. - Yeah, that was awesome.
嘿！把碑给我！ Hey! Give me the tablet!
退后！退后 Stay back! Stay back.
-退后！ -哇哦！ - Stand back! - Whoa!
退后！ Back!
什么？ What?
你的... Your..
-你的鼻子，它... -我的鼻子怎么了？ - Your nose, it's... - What about my nose?
你的鼻子滴下来了 Your nose is dripping.
-什么? -遇到火，它化了 - What? - It's melting. From the fire.
好吧 Okay.
情况有多糟？ How bad is it?
不是太好 It is not great.
我可是兰斯洛特！ But I'm Lancelot!
没有兰斯洛特这个人 There never was a Lancelot!
他只是个传说 Lancelot is a legend.
你不是真的 You're not real.
我不懂 I don't understand!
接受这个现实不容易，但请把碑还我 I know it's a lot to take in, but please, just give me the tablet.
然后呢？回到博物馆？ Oh, and then what? Back to the museum?
站在那让小朋友指指点点？ Stand there as little children ogle and point?
去学习 And learn.
得到启发 去做伟大的事情 And get inspired to do great things.
高贵的命运凤毛麟角，我的朋友 There are far less noble fates, my friend.
对我来说不是那样！ Not for me, there aren't!
如果没有甘美洛... If there is no Camelot...
就没有吉尼维尔和兰斯洛特... there is no Guinevere and no Lancelot...
我不存在了，只不过是坨不成形的蜡 then I'm nothing. I'm just a sad lump of misshapen wax.
别盯着我的鼻子看！ Stop looking at my nose!
-我没在看 -你在看，我看见了 - I wasn't looking at it. - You were, I saw you.
你就像这样“嗯，嗯”的盯着 You were like this. "Hmm, hmm." Staring.
-才不是的 -就是！ - I wasn't like that. - You were!
别看了！ Don't look at it!
想不看都难啊 It really is hard not to look at.
没错 Yes, he is.
-我没看 -看见你看了 - I didn't. - I saw you!
-没有，我在看你的眼睛 -猴子，别看！ - No, I'm looking at your eyes. - Monkey, stop it!
能把碑给我吗？把碑给我 Could you give me the tablet, please? Give me the tablet.
如果你把碑给我，我答应不会... If you give me the tablet, I promise I won't...
别看我的鼻子！ Do not look at my nose!
-把碑给我 -往边上看 - Give me the tablet. - Look away.
-把碑给我 -不看我的鼻子有那么难吗？ - Give me the tablet. - How hard could it be not to look at my nose?
我不看你的鼻子 I'm not gonna look at your nose.
-我没法不看 -往天上看 - I can't help it! - Look to the heavens!
好恶心啊 It's disgusting.
不过他仍然挺帅的 Yet, he's still handsome.
现在起不准看 或者提起我的鼻子 No one shall look at, or mention, my nose from this moment forward!
抱歉，我忘了我们刚说什么来着 I'm sorry, I forgot what we were talking about.
赖瑞 Lawrence.
哦，泰迪！ Oh, Teddy!
赖瑞 Larry.
我们没时间了 We've run out of time.
听我说，把碑块转过来 Listen to me. You got to straighten the pieces.
把碑块转过来，否则我们都得死 Straighten the pieces right now or they're all gonna die!
你也会死！ You too!
没了甘美洛的世界不值得我留恋 A world without Camelot is not a world worth living in.
爸！ Dad!
小德，你怎么了？ Dexter, what is it?
没事吧？ You all right?
嘿 Hey.
嘿，没事吧？ Hey, man, you okay?
看着我 Hey, look at me.
想扇我？扇吧 Yeah, you want to slap me? Go ahead.
来呀，扇我的脸 Go ahead, slap me in the face.
小德？ Dex?
小德？ Dexter?
哦！不，不，不 Oh! No, no. No.
小德？不，不，挺住 Dexter? No, no. Come on, man!
爸，他死了 Dad, he's gone.
我想握着你的手 I'll take that hand now.
我明白了 I understand now.
猴子才是任务 The monkey was the quest.
黄金碑从来都不是任务 It was never about the tablet.
他们才是 It was about them.
原谅我 Forgive me.
我才是傻子 It is I who have been the fool.
我们回来了！ We're back, baby!
赖瑞！ Lawrence!
哇哦！ Whoa!
嘿！ Hey!
欢迎回来 Welcome back, buddy.
嘿 Hey.
干得漂亮，赖瑞！ Well done, Larry!
他在这，好兄弟 There he is. That's our guy.
过来！ Come here!
你的黄金碑 Here's your tablet.
感觉棒极了，对吧，杰德？ It feels good, doesn't it, Jedediah?
太对了！ Boy, you said it!
谢谢你 Hey. Thank you.
我看起来怎么样？ How do I look?
看起来你像兰斯洛特 You look like Lancelot.
干得漂亮，我的孩子 Well done, my child.
谢谢你 Thank you...
把我儿安全带回家 for bringing my son home safely.
看着你的孩子变成男人 It's a strange thing...
感觉很奇妙 seeing your boy become a man.
狮子追我们 There were lions chasing us.
是啊，很疯狂 Yeah, it's crazy.
前天还骑着恐龙穿越中央公园 One day, they're riding a dinosaur through Central Park...
第二天就在伊比萨当DJ了 and then the next day they're DJ-ing in Ibiza.
你为我们家做出了很好的贡献 You've served my family well.
我们要为你造个大墓穴，用许多财宝把你葬了 We shall build a great tomb and bury you with many riches.
我会亲自负责摘除你的内脏器官 I, personally, will see to it that your organs are removed...
并单独放在镶满珠宝的罐子里 and placed in separate jewel-encrusted jars.
谢谢 Thank you.
这样做就对了 It's the right thing to do.
说好了 Then we're agreed.
赖瑞... Lawrence...
能聊聊吗？ may I have a word?
可以 Yeah.
我们一起商量过了 The others and I have been talking.
阿卡曼拉和他的家在这 Ahkmenrah's place is here with his family.
他必须留在这 He must remain here.
黄金碑也必须留在这 And the tablet should stay here as well, son.
他们属于这里，巨人 This is where it belongs, Gigantor.
没错，但是... Yeah, but it...
也就是说你们也要留下 That means you guys would have to stay.
我们属于纽约 We belong in New York.
但如果你们... Yeah, but if you...
如果你们走，那... If you guys go, then you...
过了今晚你们就不能复活了 you won't be alive after tonight.
我们是博物馆展览品，赖瑞 We're museum exhibits, Laredo.
本该就是这样 It's what we are.
人们来参观我们，或许能学点知识 Folks come to look at us, maybe learn a little something.
我们就等于活着 That's alive, man.
但我... But I'm...
我应该照顾好你们 I'm supposed to take care of you guys.
你已经照顾好了 And you have.
没事的，赖瑞 It's okay, Lawrence.
我们准备好了 We're ready.
我还没有 I'm not.
让我们走吧，孩子 Let us go, son.
好吧 Okay.
感谢你挽回我的家庭，赖瑞 Thank you for giving me back my family, Larry...
布鲁克林的守护者 Guardian of Brooklyn.
爸，要是现在走，还能赶上班机... Dad, if we leave right now, we can still catch a flight...
趁太阳出来前都能活着回去 get home with everyone still awake before the sun comes up.
好的 Yeah, okay.
我们回家吧 Let's go home.
哇哦！ Whoa!
别紧张，赖瑞 It's all right, Larry.
我们已经相互了解对方了 We've reached something of an understanding.
-真的？ -小崔，坐 Really? - Trixey, sit.
哇哦！真不错哦 Wow! That's really good.
训得不错，兰斯 Good job, Lance.
谢谢 Thanks.
小崔，乖 Trixey, behave.
好姑娘 Good girl.
不准动 Steady.
他从不听我说话 He never even listens to me.
但你... But you...
我觉得你真的在倾听我 I just feel like you really listen to me.
我们的心脏搏动都彼此吻合了 It's like our hearts are in perfect sync with each other right now.
你能感觉到... Do you feel what...
抱歉打扰... Hi. Sorry to interrupt whatever...
你们的事 is happening.
赖赖，大家都在外面等你，我们要走了，快 Laaa, the guys are waiting outside. We gotta go. Come on.
什么？不 What? No.
不！赖赖，待着！ No! Laaa, stay!
这听起来特疯狂... I know this sounds crazy...
但我们可以一起在英国生活 but you and I could make a life together here in England.
哇哦！ Whoa!
喔，好吧 Wow. Okay.
我不会忘记你的 I will never forget you.
你是我见过最最结实的汉子 You are the most rugged man that I have ever, ever met.
记得我 Keep the scrunchies.
好了，赖赖，我们走吧 Okay, Laaa. We gotta go.
快走 Come on.
如果你不说我也不会说 I won't say anything if you won't.
哦，知道你很讨厌这份工作，但明晚... Oh, I know you hate this job and everything, but tomorrow night...
你的工作是最棒的 best job ever.
这可真安静 Sure is quiet around here.
没了黄金碑，它和其他博物馆没什么两样 Without the tablet, it's just like any other museum.
知道我对你们印象最深刻的是什么吗？ You know what I'm gonna remember most about you?
什么？ What?
你们的尺寸 How big you guys are.
过来 Come here.
抱住我 Hold me.
我的... My...
朋友 friend.
你说英语？ You speak English?
好吧 Okay.
听我说 Hey, listen.
在屋顶那会 Up there on the roof, when...
你快要死的时候... When you almost...
是啊 Yeah.
我想让你知道 I just want you to know...
我真的改变了对万物的看法 I really changed my perspective on everything.
我们有时奇怪 I know we have a weird...
有时充满活力，有时又紧张兮兮 We have this dynamic, we have this tension.
反反复复 Back and forth.
一场游戏，对吧？懂吗？ I mean, games, right? You know?
给自己下套，何必呢？ Roles that we put ourselves into, but why does it have to be that way?
一直感觉人与人之间 I feel like there's always been a mutual
有某种互敬之情 sort of respect for each other.
无论如何 Anyway.
我会想你的，知道吗？ I'll miss you, you know?
好吧，没事 Okay. It's all right.
扇吧，最后一次了 Go ahead. One last slap.
很久就想亲你了 Yeah, I felt that was there for a long time, too.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谁能想到？ Who would have ever thought?
我是蜡做的，她是塑料做的 I'm wax, she's polyurethane.
居然也都做成了 But somehow, it worked.
是时候了吧 I guess this is it.
是啊 Indeed.
小尼克将来能成大事 And I know young Nick will do great things.
是啊，他... Yeah, he's...
打算独自面对世界 ready to take on the world all by himself.
那你的职责尽到了 Then you've done your job.
你的职责尽到了 You've done your job.
是时候开始你的下一段冒险 It's time for your next adventure.
都不知道明天要干嘛 I have no idea what I'm gonna do tomorrow.
多刺激啊 How exciting.
再见，泰迪 Bye, Teddy.
永别了，赖瑞 Farewell, Lawrence.
砰！ Bully!
吓到你了！ Got you!
微笑，我的孩子 Smile, my boy.
太阳出来了 It's sunrise.
-嘿 -嘿，你好吗？ - Hey. - Hey. You good?
-挺好 -那就好 - Yeah, I am. - Good.
去伊比萨？ So, Ibiza?
对 Yeah.
关于做DJ的事，爸 The whole DJ thing, Dad...
不知道适不适合我 I don't know if that's the thing for me...
只是想试试 I just know that it's the next thing.
之后，或许念大学 After that, maybe college.
我都想好了，知道吗？ I'm figuring it all out, you know?
听起来像个计划 Sounds like a plan.
我要回妈妈家了 I should get back to Mom's, or something.
好的 Okay.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
好了 All right.
我不想你走 I'm not gonna let you go.
好了，再见吧 Okay. I'll see you later.
3年了，没有赖瑞 Three years, no Larry Daley.
他做了我的替罪羊，帮我要回了工作 He was the one that took the fall for me, got me my job back.
听说他回学校，拿到了学位，做了名老师 I heard he went back to school, got his degree, became a teacher.
我很高兴 I'm very glad.
赖瑞听说了这次旅游展出后 Well, when he heard about this traveling exhibition...
坚持要我把这亲自送给你 Larry insisted that I deliver this to you personally.
那个臭名昭着，有所谓魔法的黄金碑 The infamous, supposedly magic, glowing tablet.
赖瑞和他荒诞的故事 Larry Daley and his fanciful tales.
他说你是信得过的人 Larry said you could be trusted.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
拥有绝顶奥秘 With the top secret knowledge.
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
-我在眨眼 -你在示意我 - I'm winking. - You're blinking.
不，我两个眼睛都眨了 No, I wink with both eyes.
那是在示意 That's blinking.
无所谓了，因为此刻... It doesn't matter, because right now...
你要做好准备! you better get ready!
准备什么？ For what?
准备这个 For this.
真的发光了 It does glow.
快来 Come on.
抱歉 Sorry.
继续 Go ahead.
玩得开心，笨笨 Have fun-fun, Dum Dum.
待着！ Stay!
我哪也不去 I'm not going anywhere.
待着！ Stay!
我哪也不去！ I'm not going anywhere!