坚持 坚持 ♪ Hold on, hold on ♪
今天或许会成为 ♪ Today this could be ♪
你我一生最美好的一天 ♪ The greatest day of our lives ♪
在它消逝以前 ��� Before it all ends ♪
趁它还未画下句点 ♪ Before we run out of time ♪
依偎在我身边 坚持 再坚持 ♪ Stay close to me Hold on, hold on ♪
靠紧我 ♪ Stay close to me ♪
在今晚见证世界焕然重生 ♪ Watch the world come alive tonight ♪
靠紧我 ♪ Stay close to me ♪
点亮我们最美好的一天 ♪ Shine a light on our greatest days ♪
阿诺拉
点亮 点亮 ♪ Light up, light up ♪
点亮我们最美好的一天 ♪ Shine a light on our greatest days ♪
点亮 点亮 ♪ Light up, light up ♪
翻译：酱油小圆子 补译&调轴&压制： 華堅馮力士
今晚或许会变成 ♪ Tonight this could be ♪\
你我人生中最绚烂的一夜 ♪ The greatest night of our lives ♪
让我们重新出发 ♪ Let's make a new start ♪
未来由我们发现 ♪ The future is ours to find ♪
你看见了吗 你看见了吗 ♪ Can you see it? Can you see it？ ♪
你能从我眼中看见吗 ♪ Can you see it in my eyes? ♪
你能感受到吗 你能感受到吗 ♪ Can you feel it now? Oh, can you feel it? ♪
今夜你能将它 ♪ Can you hold it ♪
牢牢拥在怀中吗 ♪ In your arms tonight? ♪
坚持 坚持 ♪ Hold on, hold on. ♪
嗨 Hi.
你好 我是艾妮 Hi. I'm Ani.
不要? 在等别的姑娘? No? You waiting for someone else?
好吧 你确定? All right. Are you sure?
行吧 Okay.
你好 Hello. Hi.
-你好吗 -你好 -How are you? -Hello.
-嗨 我是艾妮 -幸会 -Hi. I'm Ani. -Pleased to meet you.
-很高兴认识你 -好的 -Very nice to meet you. -Yes.
-感觉怎么样 -很好 -How you doing? -I'm doing well.
-是吗 -谢谢 这里很棒 -Yeah? -Thank you. Oh, quite lovely.
你可以坐在这儿 好吗 You can sit right there, okay?
好了 Okay.
你和家里人还有联系吗 Do you still talk to your family?
-他们知道你干这个吗 -嗯哼 -Do they know you do this? -Mm-hmm.
-他们知道? 他们不介意? -对 -They do? They're okay with it? -Yeah.
我反正不会介意 I'd be okay.
那你的家人知道你在这里吗 Does your family know you're here?
-但愿不会 -是吗 -I hope not. -Yeah?
-你好 我是艾妮 -幸会 艾妮 -Hi. I'm Ani. -Nice to meet you, Ani.
-幸会 -我叫瑞奇 -Nice to meet you. -I'm Ricky.
-瑞奇 -对 -Ricky? -Yeah.
嗨 很高兴认识你 Hi. Nice to meet you.
我坐你身边就好 I'll just sit right next to you right here.
-没问题 -很舒服 对吧 -Oh, yeah. -Very cozy, right?
相当舒服 Pretty serious.
-是么 -要知道 我工作很忙 -Yeah. -A lot of work, but, you know,
-所以才会上这儿来 -你是个勤快男喽？ -that's why I'm here. -You're a hard worker?
想来这儿放放松 你懂吧 Chill out and come here,you know?
好吧 那咱们可以去私人包厢好好放松一下 Yeah, well, we could go chill out in a private room.
到了 幸运6号房 All right, lucky number six.
我的幸运数字 That's my number.
感谢你 Thank you. Oh.
-艾妮 -怎么了 -Ani? -Yeah.
罗伯特那晚来时 When Robert was here the other night,
是不是叫你跳舞了 did he ask you for a dance?
是 Yeah.
于是你给他跳了? And you danced with him?
行啊 Okay.
-行啊 -行啊 -Okay. -Okay.
贱人 Bitch.
那男的好奇怪 He was really weird.
超怪那种 Super weird.
-和连环杀手一样怪吗 -他会揉... -Like, serial killer weird? -Like, he would rub...
对 就像印度版食人魔达默 Yeah, like, he was like Indian Jeffrey Dahmer,
他会一直 and he kept, like,
-揉我大腿 -不是吧 -rubbing my leg... -Oh, no.
像这样打圈圈 ...in a circle like that.
这是什么 蝴蝶吗 What is that? Is that a butterfly?
-对 是一只蝴蝶 -你真有品位 -Yeah, it's a butterfly. -You're so classy.
我知道 I know.
我纹的是美元 就像个真正的鸡 I got dollar signs like a real ho.
不 你是用它明确人生目标 No, but you're manifesting with those.
他说我就像他18岁的女儿 He said I looked like his 18-year-old daughter.
接着就点我跳了五支舞 And then he bought five dances from me.
真他妈恶心 That's fucking disgusting.
至少他花钱请你跳了 Well, at least he bought the dances.
是啊 Yeah.
-你可以摸我 没关系 -可以吗 -You can touch me. It's okay. -Yeah?
我要给你做条腰带 I'll build you a belt.
行啊 给我做吧 Yeah, make me a belt.
是纸钞腰带吗 A money belt?
你没带现金吗 咱们可以去ATM机取 You don't have cash? Let's go to the ATM.
你想现在去找ATM机吗 You want to go to the ATM right now?
-好吧 我不能花太多 -没问题 -Well, I can't spend too much. -Yeah, okay.
-咱们去ATM机那儿 -好 -Let's go to the ATM. -Great.
去帮你取点钞票 Let's go get you some cash.
说真的 他有回从卫生间出来 Seriously, he came out of the bathroom one time,
连裤子拉链都他妈没拉 and he didn't zip up his fucking pants.
我是说如果你撒完尿 It's like, if you can't zip up
连他妈裤子拉链都不拉 your fucking pants after you take a piss,
我可不放心让你来放歌 I don't trust you with the music.
姐们 他都40了 Dude, he's 40.
基本就是个糟老头 He's literally geriatric.
-对 我知道 这就像... -艾妮 -No, I know. It's like... -Ani.
我这有个小伙想找会说俄语的妞 I got a kid who wants someone who speaks Russian.
知道吗 吉米 我和姑娘们刚在讨论 You know, Jimmy, the girls and I have been talking,
要是你表弟以后再对我们不尊重 and if your cousin doesn't start showing us some respect,
我们就不会再给他分红了 we're not gonna tip out anymore.
好的 我会提醒他 All right. I'll talk to him.
你们是在说DJ吗 Who are you talking about,the DJ?
-行了 认真的吗 -他就是一混球 -All right, seriously? -He's an asshole.
我之前把我的歌单给他 I shared my playlist with him,
他态度很差 还一副瞧不起的样子 and he was very rude and dismissive.
别折磨我了 You're killing me.
来吧 快点 Let's go. Come on.
不 我要吃饭 No. No, I'm eating my food.
你不是有保鲜盒么 That's why you have Tupperware.
-放着也不会坏 -她在吃饭 -To keep things fresh. -She's eating.
那是个财神爷 He's a spender.
-快点 咱们走 -搞什么 拜托 -Come on. Let's go. -Come on. What the fuck.
宝贝 时间就是金钱 赶紧上工 Time is money, baby. Get a roll on it.
没穿裤子 啥都没穿 Without pants, without nothing.
然后有几个... And then some...
-嘿 伙计们 -然后...先等会 老弟 -Hey, guys. -Then... One second, bro.
二位 二位 你们好 Guys. Guys. Hello.
-这位美女是艾妮 -哇哦 -This is the beautiful Ani. -Wow.
-嗨 -她会满足您 -Hi. -She's gonna take care of
-今晚的一切需求 -艾妮 -everything you need tonight. -Ani.
艾妮 给我长点脸 Ani, make me proud.
嗨 我叫... Yeah. I'm... Yeah.
呃 我叫伊凡 Um, I'm, uh, uh, Ivan, and...
但你可以叫我万尼亚 But you can call me Vanya.
-万尼亚 -好的 -Vanya. Okay. -Yeah.
很高兴认识你 万尼亚 Nice to meet you, Vanya.
这是我的好兄弟 And this is my best friend...
我的死党 汤姆 Uh, fucking best friend, Tom.
-嗨 我是艾妮 -你好 -Hi. I'm Ani. -What's up?
你很赞 呃 You're not bad. Uh, and, uh...
听说你讲俄语 对吗 I heard you speak Russian, right?
不 我不讲俄语 但我懂俄语 Mm. No, I don't speak Russian, but I know Russian.
啥意思 What do you mean?
我会说俄语 I can speak Russian.
我只是不想说 I just prefer not to,
但你尽管说没关系 but you can go ahead and speak Russian.
我听得懂 I'll understand.
可我不懂 Uh, I not understand.
什么意思 What the fuck?
呃... Um...
好吧 Okay
你好 伊凡 Hello, Ivan.
我叫艾妮 My name is Ani.
我说俄语就是这个样子 This is how I speak Russian.
你还希望我继续说下去吗 Do you still want me to speak Russian?
当然了 Fuck yeah!
不行 我俄语讲得太烂了 No, it's...My Russian is terrible.
我连颤音都不会发 I can't even roll my R's.
不 你说得很好 真的 No, no, you-you are not bad,really.
你俄语不差 你俄语很棒 棒极了 You are not bad in Russian.Your Russian is great, great.
-真的吗 好吧 -真的 -Really? Okay. -Yeah.
我不敢苟同 但是多谢了 Well, I disagree,but thank you.
对了 你怎么会懂俄语的 Yeah. And, uh,how do you know Russian?
我奶奶一直不肯学英语 所以... My grandmother never learned English, so...
先别聊我的事了 But enough about me.
两位是从俄罗斯来的吗 You two are from Russia?
对 我是俄罗斯的 但他在这里定居 Yeah, I'm from Russia,uh, but he lives here.
所以你来这度假还是... Oh, so you're on vacation or...
对 度假 Mm, yeah, vacation.
我猜这么说也行 I guess you can say that. Yeah.
但我只会说...呃... But I'm speaking, uh...
我能改说俄语吗 May I switch to Russian?
当然 你想怎么说都行 Oh, yeah. Whatever you want.
因为我的英文很烂 Yeah, because my English sounds terrible.
-完全不行 -不 不 不 -At all, yeah. -No, no, no.
-你英文挺好的 -是吗 -Your English is really good. -Yeah.
所以我才认为咱们应该开瓶酒 And that's why I think we should toast
为咱俩的蹩脚口音 to our fucking bad accents
干一杯 with a bottle.
好啊 那你想去贵宾包厢吗 Yeah. And you want to go to VIP, maybe?
好啊 太棒了 我想去 Yeah, excellent. I want.
你工作的地方挺酷 You work in a cool place.
是啊 这地方很酷 Yeah, it's a cool place.
而我带你去的房间更加酷炫 And the room I'm bringing you to is really nice.
就是这里 Right in there.
你真是太赞了 You're very good, really.
再赏你一张 And one more. Yeah.
谢谢 Thank you.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
我哪也不去 No, I'm not going anywhere.
你能为我坐到手上去吗 Can you sit on your hands for me?
-什么 -坐在自己手上 -What? -Sit on your hands.
-把手垫在大腿底下 -这样? -Hands under your legs. -Like...
这样做不允许 This is not allowed.
但我喜欢你 But I like you.
天佑美国 God bless America.
敬硬邦邦的老二和大把的钞票 Here's to having a hard dick and lots of money.
我想问一句 你接俱乐部以外的活吗 I want to ask.Do you work outside the club?
把你手机给我 Give me your phone.
喂 Yo.
喂 喂 你买牛奶了吗 Yo. Yo. Did you pick up milk?
你在冰箱看见牛奶了吗 Do you see milk in the fridge?
没 No.
那我就没买该死的牛奶 Then I didn't pick up the fucking milk.
干得好 Wonderful.
谢谢你啊 Thank you.
你好 我来找扎哈罗夫先生 Hi. Uh, I'm here for Mr. Zakharov.
-伊凡吗 -对 -Ivan? -Yeah. Mm-hmm.
嗨 怎么样 你好吗 Hi. Hello. What's up?
嗨 Hi.
进来 快请进 Come in. Come in, please.
欢迎光临我的寒舍 Mm, so welcome to my humble abode.
-抱一个 -好的 -Hugs. -Oh, yes.
抱抱 Hugs.
我帮你拿外套 I can help you.
噢 谢谢 Oh. Thank you.
噢 你今天真靓 Ooh, you-you look beautiful.
-超美 -谢谢夸奖 -Awesome. -Aw. Thank you.
想来点喝的吗 Want something to drink?
我喝水就行 I'll-I'll take a water.
水? 你确定吗? Water? Are you sure?
你想喝什么都行 You can take everything you want.
伏特加 龙舌兰 威士忌 威士忌可乐 Vodka, tequila, whiskey,whiskey cola.
可口可乐要不要 Coca-Cola, maybe?
不 水就好了 No, a water's good.
谢谢 thank you.
你尽管随意 艾妮 Suit yourself, Ani.
要气泡水还是纯净水 Uh, sparkling or flat water?
呃 都可以 Um, either is good.
水他妈在哪儿呢 Where's the fucking water?
哇哦 Wow.
不算寒酸嘛 Not too shabby.
"寒酸"啥意思 What is "shabby"?
噢 我只是在说笑 Oh, I'm-I'm just playing.
我是说你家很美 I meant your home is-is beautiful.
我家还不赖 小妞 My home is okay, girl.
气泡水 Um, sparkling.
谢谢 Thank you.
房间在楼上 走吧 Bedroom's upstairs. Let's go.
好的 Okay.
噢 不好意思 我等你 Oh, sorry.I am waiting for you.
马上就来 I'll hurry up.
他们还没帮我铺床 They didn't make my bed yet.
妈的 这很难吗 Fuck. Is it so difficult?
抱歉 Sorry.
哇哦 Whoa.
风景真美 Nice view.
我眼前的风景更美 My view's better.
好吧 想要我为你做点什么 Okay. So, what are you looking for?
呃 做爱 Um, sex.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.
我是问有什么特别需求吗 I mean, like, anything special?
有啊 特别的性爱 Yeah, special sex.
-特别的性爱 -嗯哼 -Special sex. -Mm-hmm.
没问题 Okay.
所以什么花样都玩一点吗 So, like, a little bit of everything?
什么都玩一点... A little bit of...
好啊 听上去真他妈棒 Yes! Sounds fucking amazing!
你要脱衣服吗 You want to take your clothes off?
要 Yeah.
哇哦 好吧 Wow. Okay.
你想戴上这个吗 You want to put this on?
还是想要我帮你戴? Or do you want me to put it on for you?
-再快点 -嗯哼 -Faster. -Mm-hmm.
再快 再快 Faster, faster.
快 快 快 Faster. Faster. Faster.
-停 停 停 -好的 -Stop. Stop. Stop. -Okay.
-要我停下来吗 -停 停 停 -So you want me to stop? -Stop, stop, stop!
-我说... -好吧 -I said... -Okay.
想来一口吗 Ah. Want you?
噢 当然 Oh, uh, sure.
当当当然 S-S-S-Sure.
不过别吸太大口 好吗 But be careful with that shit, yeah?
小心 Careful. Ah.
这是给你的 And that's for you.
小费 Tip.
谢谢 Thank you.
你真大方 That's very generous of you.
另外我还想多说一句 And I want to say one more thing.
什么 Yes.
刚真的太爽了 It was really amazing.
我爱这帮家伙 你认识他们吗 I love these guys.You know them?
不 No.
哦 你应该了解一下 Oh. You must know them.
话说 你今年多大 So, um, how old are you?
21 Twenty-one.
那你呢 How old are you?
比你大 Mm, older than you.
你多大了? 25? How old are you? 25?
不 我23 No, I'm-I'm 23.
你表现得就像25一样 You act like you are 25.
好吧 Okay.
你很有趣 You're funny.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
有趣 怎么说 So, funny? Why?
我也不知道 I don't know.
你就是...你非常... You're just... you're, like...
非常有趣... You're funny. It's...
有趣挺酷 对吧 Funny cool, right?
-对 当然了 -很好 -Yeah, of course. -Yeah.
又有趣又酷 Really funny cool.
另外 如果你不介意我冒昧 And if you don't mind me asking,
你是做什么赚到这一切的 like, what do you do to get all of this?
你觉得我是做什么的? What do you think I do?
你觉得我觉得你是做什么的? Well, what do you think I think you do?
噢 该死的英语 Oh, fucking English.
好吧 我可以讲 Mm. Okay. I can say,
但这是个天大的秘密 but it's, uh...it's really big secret.
好的 Okay.
我其实是个大毒枭 I'm really big drug dealer.
真的吗 Oh, really?
你怎么会信我 Why you trust...?
不是 No.
但我是个军火贩 But I'm really big gun dealer.
好吧 Mm. Okay.
拜托 Come on.
上帝啊 Oh, my God.
等等 所以你是开发过手机应用什么的吗 Wait, so, like, you made some app or something?
-对吗 -对 没错 我开发过 -Is that... -Yeah. Yeah. I-I made.
我的确有不少很酷的开发创意 I do have some cool ideas for apps...
不 没有 我没弄过 No, but no, no. I... No.
好吧 Okay.
我父亲是... My father...
怎么了 Yeah?
长话短说好了 Long story short...
我老爸是尼古拉·扎哈罗夫 my dad is Nikolai Zakharov.
-不是吧 -抱歉 -Whoa. -Sorry.
我不知道那是谁 I don't know who that is.
你搜一下 Google him.
-搜一下? -对 -Google? -Yeah.
等等 他叫什么来着 Um... wait,what's his name again?
尼古拉·扎哈罗夫 Nikolai Zakharov.
我可以拼给你听 I-I can spell it for you.
尼-古-拉... N-I-K-O-lai...
不用 我知道了 No, I-I got it.
-是吗 -谢谢 -Yeah? -Thank you.
让我瞧瞧 Yeah, let me see.
"子女" "Children."
对 万尼亚·扎哈罗夫 Yeah. Vanya Zakharov.
就是我 It's me.
噢 我操 Oh, shit.
"噢 我操" "Oh, shit."
不 不可能 No. No way.
-千真万确 -姐们 -Yes fucking way. -Bro.
我们今晚还要见面 所以... And I'm seeing him again tonight, so...
疯了 Crazy.
我猜他玩得很开心 I guess he had fun or something.
我们都知道你有多会玩 亲爱的 Yeah, we all know what fun you are, babe.
呃 你他妈能别多管闲事吗 Uh, you want to mind your fucking business?
是你非他妈在这儿臭显摆 You're making it our fucking business.
-冷静点 闪钻 -多舌婊 -Calm down, Diamond. -Chatty bitch.
恶心 Gross.
红毛逼 Ginger cunt.
耶 Yeah.
太天才了 This is genius.
过来 过来 过来 Come on, come on,come on, come on.
噢 真是有够狂野 Oh, that was crazy.
小奖励 因为你是最棒的 Little bonus because you're the best.
好的 Okay.
来一局 Let's go!
顺便说句 By the way,
我要办个派对 I'm having a party.
新年派对 New Year's party.
你必须参加 And you have to come.
到时一定会很刺激 It's going to be banging.
我那晚可能要工作 I might have to work that night.
不 你那晚可能无法工作了 Oh, no.You might not work that night.
该死 Fuck.
-我能带个人过来吗 -不 -Can I bring someone? -No.
是男孩就不行 Uh, if it is a boy, no.
我可不希望僧多妹少 I don't want a sausage party.
操 Fuck.
不 是女孩 No, she's not.
好吧 到时见 Okay. See you here.
你怎么不射击 Why don't you shoot?
搞什么 What?
知道吗 你付了一小时钱 You know, you paid for an hour,
假如你想再来一次 and there's still like 45 minutes left,
咱们还剩45分钟时间 if you want to go again.
不是吧 No fucking way.
对 就是 Yes fucking way.
-我他妈没哄你吧 -姐妹 -I fucking told you. -Girl.
-是吧 我懂 -姐妹 -Right? I know. -Girl!
里面更加土豪 And it's fucking insane inside.
-甚至还有部电梯 -老天爷 -There's an elevator. -Oh, my God.
-他妈的电梯耶 -等一下 -Fucking elevator. -Wait.
-以前从没见识过 -我的奶没往下掉吧 -Never seen anything like it. -Are my tits off?
不 你的奶棒极了 No, your tits look amazing.
-那就好 -美丽挺拔 -Okay. -They look perfect.
-等等 我的掉下来没 -没 -Wait, are my tits off? -No.
-大姐 -大姐 -Bro. -Bro.
我明白 我说了 是不是跟你说了 I know. I told you. Didn't I tell you?
-姐妹 -超狂的 -Girl. -It's crazy,
楼上比这还要更奢华呢 and upstairs is even more beautiful.
哟 哟 你好吗 嗨 Yo, yo, yo. What's up? Hi.
嗨 Hi.
哦 这是露露 这是伊凡 Oh, uh, Lulu, this is Ivan.
对 这是露露 Yes, uh, this is Lulu.
很高兴认识你 Very nice to meet you.
很高兴二位光临 Uh, I am so excited that you are here,
咱们去喝一杯吧 and let's go drink.
-好吗 走 -好呀 -Yes? Yeah, go, go, go, go, go. -Yeah.
-你想喝酒吗 -当然 -Want to get some drinks? -Hell yeah.
准备好没 Are you ready?
艾妮 你嘴对着这里 And, Ani, your mouth here.
对准奶头 From the titty.
她就是那个陪伊凡上床的三陪女 That's the escort that's fucking Ivan.
-不是吧 -就跟你说了 - No way! - I'm telling you!
-很正点 对吧 -绝对的 - She's pretty good, yeah? - Totally!
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey! Hey!
下去 这不是攀爬架 Get down.This is not jungle gym.
十七 十六 十五 Seventeen! Sixteen! Fifteen!
-耶 -十四 十三 -Yeah! -Fourteen! Thirteen!
十二 十一 十 Twelve! Eleven! Ten!
九 八 七 六 Nine! Eight! Seven! Six!
五 四 三 Five! Four! Three!
二 一 Two! One!
艾妮 艾妮 跟我来 跟我来 Ani, Ani, Ani,let's go, go, go, go.
接下来是烟火秀 Fireworks after!
要是看见那几个亚美尼亚佬就告诉我 Tell me if you see those Armenians.
我没看见任何人 I don't see anyone.
另外 在莫斯科可找不到这种成色的粉 By the way, you can't find blow like this in Moscow.
你的...看着很赞 Your, uh, looks great.
谢谢 Thank you.
你说得对 You were right.
-什么 -你说得对 -Huh? -You were right.
派对的确很刺激 This is bangin'.
-是吗 -是的 -Ah, yeah? -Yeah.
玩得开心吗 Having fun?
开心 你呢 Yes. Are you?
当然 当然 就是这个效果 Yeah, yeah. Do exactly that.
我想问问你... I wanted to ask...
今晚有空吗 Are you available tonight?
呃...也许吧 Uh... maybe.
什么叫也许? The fuck? Maybe?
好吧 现在是新年 Well, it's New Year's.
所以呢? And what?
我要收加班费 I have holiday rates.
什么? Yeah?
伊凡 我们要走了 你没事吧 Ivan, we're leaving. You good?
搞什么 老兄 我在忙 Dude. What the fuck. I'm busy!
这帮家伙他妈搞不懂自己的位置 These fucking guys don't know their place.
-没事吧 -没事 -All good? -All great.
噢 该死 Oh, fuck.
早上好 Good morning.
不 不是早上好 No. No, dude, not good morning.
已经下午5点了 It is 5:00 p.m.
那就晚上好吧 Well then, good evening.
等等 你要走? Wait, are you leaving?
别走 先别走 Yeah, don't go. Don't go yet.
不 伙计 我还要上班 No, dude,I-I have to go to work.
我还得工作 好吗 I have shit to do, okay?
不过你要是想见我 可以再给我发短信 好吗 But text me if you want to see me again. Yeah?
什么 不 What? No.
我有一个问题 I have one question.
-你有问题? -对 -You have a question? -Yeah, man.
好吧 给你一分钟 Okay. One minute.
一分钟 一个问题 One minute, one question.
-嗯... -什么 -Mm... -Yeah?
我想和你谈笔交易 I want to make an offer.
你愿意成为我的专属吗? Would you want to be exclusive with me?
怎么个专属法? Like, how exclusive?
不清楚 我们可以跟我兄弟们一道玩 I don't know.We can hang out with my boys.
做我一周女朋友就行 Simply be my girlfriend for the week.
我的一周饥渴女友 My horny girlfriend for the week.
噢 这个数如何 Oh. What about...
一万美金 ten K of dollars?
一万五 Fifteen.
提前支付现金 Cash, up front.
成交 Deal.
知道吗 给我一万也干 You know,I would've done it for ten.
好吧 如果我是你 Well, if I were you,
少于三万绝对不干 I wouldn't do it for less than thirty.
再见 Goodbye.
天哪 Damn.
她真火辣 兄弟 She's fucking hot, man.
来吧 宝贝 Yeah, baby.
-谁是寿星公啊 -是这位仁兄 -Who's the birthday boy? -This guy right here.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
感谢光顾 下次再来 Thank y'all for coming in.Y'all come back.
-再会 -拜拜 -Y'all come see us soon. -Bye!
跟我来 Come with me.
去吧 告诉他 Go ahead. Tell him.
没问题 谢谢 Okay. Thank you.
你自己说 因为我不会帮你说 Tell him,because I don't want to.
-我他妈会和他说的 -出什么事了 -I am gonna fucking tell him. -What's going on?
-你不会想知道的 -嗨 吉米 -You don't even want to know. -Hi, Jimmy.
-你一定不想知道 吉米 -你好吗 -You don't want to fucking know,Jimmy. -How are you doing?
她想请一个礼拜假 She wants a week off.
你不是让我自己说吗 I thought you wanted me to tell him.
看到我都在处理什么破事了吧？ You see the shit that I have to deal with?
我刚弄好排班表 I just made the schedule.
现在她却想整这一出 Now she wants to pull this bullshit.
排班表 The schedule.
我们刚给你放完新年假 We just gave you New Year's.
上帝呀 吉米 Oh, Jesus Christ, Jimmy,
只要你给我买医疗保险 once you give me health insurance,
工伤保险还有该死的养老保险 workers' comp and a fucking 401,
我就听你安排我什么时候工作 什么时候不工作 then you can tell me when I work and not work.
好吧 这些一个都甭指望 所以... Well, none of that's gonna happen, so...
-好意外呢 -再见 -Shocker. -Bye.
我周二回来 I'll be back on Tuesday.
今天就是周二 Today is Tuesday.
没错 Correct.
-那可是一整周 -可不是么 -That's a week. -No shit.
谢谢 Thank you.
-喜欢吗 -不 -You like that? -No.
知道吗 艾妮 这是我妈的香槟酒杯 You know, Ani, it's the champagne glass of my mother.
我母上大人的 Of my fucking mother.
现在它将成为你的香槟酒杯 And it will be your champagne glass.
我们庆祝什么 And what we are cheering for?
祝我的新女友 About my new girlfriend.
-好啊 祝艾妮 -耶 -Hell yeah. To Ani. -Yeah.
敬最迷人的小妞 To the most amazing chick.
耶 Yeah.
-再来 再来 -好嘞 -One more. One more. -Okay.
立刻 立刻 Instantly. Instantly.
该死 Fuck.
克拉拉 想来一口吗 Klara, maybe you want a hit?
抱歉 伊凡 今天不行 Sorry, Ivan. Not today.
克拉拉上回嗨麻那事真的超好笑 It was really funny when, uh, Klara smoked last time.
她在冷冻舱被我妈抓了一个现行 My mother, uh, caught her in the cryo chamber.
注：一种用来低温冷冻治疗按摩的设施
什么 What?
没啥 继续干活吧 Nothing, just keep working.
-你家还有冷冻舱? -对 -You have a cryo chamber? -Yeah.
我去 Oh, shit.
是啊 可是一辆都不准我开 Yeah, but I'm not allowed to drive them
因为我爸妈都是混蛋 because my parents are dicks.
-咋样啊 -你好吗 -What's up? -How are you?
-我很好 -你好吗 兄弟 -I'm good. -Yeah, what's up, man?
-你好吗 伊凡 -欢迎 -What's up, Ivan? -Welcome.
你们想吃啥都他妈可以尽管拿 You guys can just, like,eat whatever the fuck you want.
这里有冰淇淋 We got ice cream.
这里有...什么鬼东西都有 There's, like,whatever the fuck these are.
那是戒指糖 There's Ring Pops.
反正我在这儿可以为所欲为 Like, literally,I just fuck around in here.
店老板已经老得不成样了 又聋又瞎 The boss is old as fuck,and he's, like, blind and deaf.
连我们现在干啥都听不见 He can't even fucking hear us right now,
跟他妈海伦·凯勒差不多 Helen Keller-ass bitch, like...
-尽管疯就是了 -好吧 -Just fucking go crazy. -Okay.
-对 对 对 -上 -Yep, yep, yep. -Up.
来一口 对 伙计 一口干掉 Want? Oh, yeah, man,finish it up.
傻子 别因公殉职啊 Bitch, don't die on the job.
你没事吧 You okay?
我跟你们说过多少回了 How many times you guys have to be told not...
别在店里吸大麻 no smoking dope in here?
可我们已经对大麻上瘾了 比利 But we're addicted to the reefer, Billy.
拜托 老兄 Come on, man.
我们要休息十分钟 伙计 We're gonna take our break.Ten minutes, man.
比利先生 你好 ♪ Hi, Mr. Billy ♪
我们又在嗨麻 好巧 ♪ Again we're smoking dope ♪
-好吊 -好吊 - ♪ Dope ♪ - ♪ Dope ♪
在你的糖果店里闹 店里闹 ♪ In your candy shop, in your candy shop. ♪
艾妮 Ani!
-那什么鬼 -噢 我去 -What the fuck? -Oh, shit.
你在干什么 别这样 What are you doing? Don't do that.
-不 回来 - 哇哦 -No, come back. -Whoa.
-不 不 不 -快回来 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no. -Come back.
-你干什么呢 -水冷得要死 -What are you doing? -It's fucking cold.
-搞什么啊 -你在干嘛 -What the fuck? -What are you doing?
-你在做什么 -回来 -What are you doing? -Come back.
能和我的IG粉丝打个招呼吗 Can you say hi to my Instagram?
艾妮 Ani.
嗯? Hmm?
你开心吗 Are you happy?
是 非常开心 Yes. Very happy.
你开心吗 Are you happy?
当然 我一直都很开心 Yeah, I'm always happy.
不 这些粉可是极品 不过女士优先 No, it's really good lines,but ladies first.
女士优先 Ladies first.
好 好 好 你可以... Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's...Can you...
伙计们 Guys,
我试过最猛的K他命 the best ketamine I ever tried
还是在维加斯 was in Vegas!
维加斯 这是个好主意 Vegas. It's a great idea.
咱们他妈要去维加斯啦 We are going to fucking Vegas.
欢迎来到赌城 Welcome to Vegas!
我们到赌城了 贱人 We're in Vegas, bitch!
欢迎回来 扎哈罗夫先生 Welcome back, Mr. Zakharov.
您的套房马上就准备好 Your suite is almost ready.
我们不知道您要大驾光临 We didn't know you were coming,
套房之前被租出去了... and the suite was occupied...
但他们已经退房了 ...but they're out,
客房很快就为您收拾干净 and housekeeping should be done any minute.
搞什么啊 老兄 你他妈在逗我吗 What the fuck, man? Are you fucking kidding me?
你是说我得等? You mean I have to wait?
你是说现在要我们在这儿干等 对吗 You mean we have to wait right now, bro, yes?
-对吗 -教训他 教训他 伊凡 -Yes? -Tell him, tell him, tell him, Ivan.
-对 咱不住了 万尼亚 -快点 -Yeah, go off, Vanya. -Come on. Come on.
我他妈逗你呢 老兄 I am fucking with you, dude.
我们会留下来 We will stay here.
-很高兴回到这里 -太好了 -It's nice to come back. -Very good.
让我们在这该死的赌场里尽情疯狂吧 Let's go apeshit on this fucking casino.
祝您玩得愉快 Have a great time.
你他妈还磨蹭什么 What the fuck are you waiting for?
谁来放个音乐 Can somebody turn on music?
-汤姆 汤姆 -放音乐 -Can... Tom, Tom. -Turn on the music!
我来 我来 I got it. I got it.
试试这个 试试这个 Try this, try this, try this.
万尼亚 我要住这间 Vanya! I want this one!
-不 不 不 -那间是我的 -No, no, no. No. No, no, no. -This one's mine!
-万尼亚 -离我房间远点 -Vanya! -Go away from my room!
你霸占房间 我霸占你老妹 You claim this room,I claim your sister.
我霸占你妈 I claim your mom.
假如你准备好了 我们就可以... If you are ready now,yeah, we can...
-你准备好了吗 -是的 我准备好了 -You ready now? -Okay, yes, I'm ready now.
你希望我... You want me to...
咱们当然得去玩21点 Let's play blackjack, for sure.
"我们要全押" "We are going in, all in."
-真的吗 -你来说 -Yeah? Okay. -Yeah, say it.
-我们全押 -混蛋 -We are going all in. -Motherfucker.
22点 全押 Twenty-two, all in.
无所谓 无所谓 伙计们 Whatever. Whatever, guys.
-这得多少钱啊 -什么 -How much money is that? -What...
你得注射双倍剂量 But do it with a double dose
因为咱们今晚会玩得更凶 because we're gonna go even harder tonight.
好吗 Okay?
谢谢 Thank you.
汤姆 拿根烟给我 Tom, give me a cigarette.
-噢 -一根烟 -Oh. -One cigarette.
去你的 好吗 You know? Fuck you.
他们每天都闹一回 They fucking do this every day.
很高兴我们能在这里相聚 I am really happy that we are here,
-我也不知道怎么说 -谢谢 -and, uh... I don't know. -Thank you.
妈的 你们最棒了 伙计们 Fuck. You're the best, guys.
你他妈才是最棒的 You are the fucking best.
万尼亚 万尼亚 Vanya. Vanya.
万尼亚 Vanya.
-万尼亚 等一下 等一下 -怎么了 -Vanya, wait, wait, wait. -What happened?
知道吗 只要你慢慢来 Well, you know, it could last longer
就可以更持久 更舒服 and be better if you just take it easy.
怎么弄 Like, how?
像这样 让我来 Here. Let me do it.
噢 我想我爱上你了 Oh, I think I love you.
妈的 Fuck.
希望你觉得这周过得愉快 I hope you had fun this week.
我希望你觉得这周过得愉快 I hope you had fun this week.
我很愉快 Oh, I did.
知道吗 有机会我们应该再试一次 You know, we should do it again sometime.
没错 Yeah.
这是当然 For sure.
但是... Mm, but...
我得回俄罗斯了 因为我答应过我父亲 I have to go back to Russia because I promised my father
会去他那家该死的企业开始工作 that I would start working in his fucking company.
哦 Oh.
好吧 所以你才这么大肆挥霍是吗 Okay, so that's why you've been splashing out, hmm?
不 我一直都这么尽情享乐 Eh, no, I am always partying like this.
我喜欢这样 I love it.
好吧 我会想你的 Well, I'm gonna miss you.
-什么 -怎么了 -What? -What?
这听上去很奇怪吗 Does that, like, sound weird?
不 不 No, no.
你是想念我还是我那该死的钱 And will you miss me or my money blyat?
你那该死的钱 Or your money blyat.
-这还用说 -好的 我喜欢 -Of course. -Yeah, I like it.
不过要是我和一个美国人结婚 But, mm, if I get married to an American,
我就不用回俄罗斯了 I wouldn't have to go back to Russia.
-是吗 -嗯哼 -Oh, yeah? -Mm-hmm.
好啊 Okay.
那你会娶谁呢 So, who would you marry?
不知道 I don't know.
也许是晶晶 Maybe Crystal.
或者你朋友露露 Or your friend Lulu.
她很辣 She's so hot.
还有你 You.
"你" "You."
这里是赌城 It's Vegas.
这他妈是赌城 It's fucking Vegas.
大家不是都来赌城结婚吗 Don't people get married in Vegas?
别胡闹了 Mm... Don't fuck around.
我没胡闹 I am not fucking around.
行啊 Okay.
可以 去吧 Okay, go.
-去结婚 -好 -Go get married. -Yes.
走 咱们去结婚 Yes, let's get married.
去你的 混蛋 Fuck. You asshole.
-怎么了 -别这样 -Why? -Don't.
别拿这种事耍我 行吗 Like, don't fucking tease me with that shit, okay?
-停 -这一点都不酷 -Stop. -It ain't cool.
停 停 停 Stop, stop, stop.
-艾妮 -怎么了 -Ani. -Yeah?
你愿意嫁给我吗 Will you marry me?
-讲真的? -真的 -Seriously? -Seriously.
愿意 Mm-hmm.
所以你真的想娶我吗 万尼亚 So you want to get married to me, Vanya?
想要我成为你的小娇妻 You want me to be your little wifey?
是吗 Yeah?
是的 Yes.
我只是觉得跟你在一起时很开心 而且... I just think that we had great time together, and, uh...
该死 我好紧张 我得用俄语说 Shit, I'm nervous. I'll say it in Russian.
我认为我们会共度美好时光 I think we would have a great time
哪怕我身无分文 even if I didn't have money.
而且我还可以成为美国人 And I will become American,
到时我父母就拿我没辙了 and my parents will suck my dick.
你是认真的吗 Are you serious?
我是认真的 I am serious.
我已经说两遍了 And I said it twicely.
3克拉钻戒拿来 Three carats.
4或5克拉的要不要 What about four or five?
或者6克拉 Or six?
你愿意爱她 尊敬她 Do you promise to love, honor
并且珍惜她一生一世吗 and cherish her all the days of your life?
我愿意 I do.
而你 阿诺拉 愿意接受 And do you, Anora, take this
眼前这位英俊的绅士 handsome gentleman standing before you
成为你最好的朋友 保护者和你的丈夫吗 to be your best friend, your protector, your husband?
愿意爱他 尊敬他 并且珍惜他 Do you promise to love,honor and cherish him
一生一世吗 all the days of your life?
-说你愿意 -当然 我愿意 -Say yes. -Oh, fuck yeah, I do.
现在我非常荣幸地 It is now my great honor
宣布你们二人结为夫妇 to now pronounce you as husband and wife.
你们可以用亲吻兑现承诺了 You may seal your promises with a kiss!
我老婆 My wife!
-这是我老婆 老兄 -我们结婚啦 -It's my wife, man. -We got married!
这是我老婆 她实至名归 It's my wife. She can do it.
她是我老婆 伙计 It's my wife, man.
我们五分钟前结婚啦 伙计 Yeah, we got married five minutes ago, man.
你现在是美国人了 万尼亚 You're an American, Vanya.
-我他妈是美国人了 -我们他妈结婚了 -I'm fucking American! -We're fucking married!
老子是美国人 贱人 I am American, bitch!
所以这都是真的 So, this is for real?
当然是真的 Yeah, it's for real.
-你啥意思 -如果这是真的 -What do you mean? -'Cause if it is,
以后我再也不放有钱人进来了 I got to stop letting the high rollers in.
因为他们会把我最好的妞偷走 They're stealing my best girls.
来抱一个 Come here.
你真幸运 You're so lucky.
上帝 我明白 谢谢 Oh, my God, I know. Thank you.
耶 Yay!
你中大奖了 贱人 You hit the lotto, bitch.
噢 上帝呀 Aw. Oh, my God.
你要哭吗 Are you gonna cry?
打住 你别... Stop. You don't...
你会过来吃晚餐的 对吧 You'll come over for dinner, right?
知道吗 我一直在思考去哪里度蜜月 You know, I've been thinking about our honeymoon,
我认为我们应该去迪士尼乐园 and I think we should do it at Disney World
因为那一直是我的梦想 because that's been,like, my dream
-从我还是小姑娘起就是 -住口 -since I've been a little girl. -Stop.
你知道那种套房吗 Yeah. You know those suites
就是那种迪士尼公主主题的 where it's, like, the Disney Princess theme?
-灰姑娘 -对 就是灰姑娘 -Cinderella. -Yes, fucking Cinderella.
你简直太懂我了 亲爱的 You know me so fucking well, babe.
再见 艾妮 最好回来探望我们 贱人 Bye, Ani.You better visit us, bitch.
噢 我当然会了 珍妮 Oh, of course I will, Jenny.
-再见 亲爱的 -逮到金龟婿了？ -Bye, babe. -Caught your whale?
看来是的 不是吗 Seems I did, didn't I?
我看最多维持两礼拜 贱人 I give it two weeks, bitch.
噢 闪钻 亲爱的 Oh, Diamond. Oh, sweetie.
知道吗 我希望你有朝一日也能找到幸福 You know, I really hope you find your happiness one day.
-我真心希望... -我希望你去找个 -I really hope... -I hope you find
该死的整形医生看看 a fucking plastic surgeon.
-什么鬼 -行了 艾妮 别这样 -What the fuck?! -Okay, Ani. Ani, come on.
贱人 再敢蹬鼻子上脸 Play in my fucking face again,bitch.
我就要你好看 See what happens.
-臭婊子 -羡慕嫉妒恨吧 宝贝 -You're a fucking bitch. -Oh, stay jealous, babe.
好生嫉妒着 亲 Stay jealous, honey.
嫉妒是一种病 Jealousy is a disease.
记住这句话 闪钻 Remember that, Diamond.
我要回我的豪宅放松心情去了 I'm just gonna go chill in my mansion or whatever.
你懂的 这不算啥 You know, no big deal.
嘿 Hey.
这不可能 This is impossible!
这都是谣言 These are just rumors.
我两周前还跟他在一起 I was with him two weeks ago.
他没结婚 He isn't married.
恕我直言 加琳娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜 With all due respect,Galina Stepanovna.
这不过是谣言而已 These are just rumors.
不...但我现在就过去一趟 No... but I'm heading there now.
加尼克 加尼克 Garnik. Garnik.
现在吗 Now?
-是的 -现在? -Yes. -Now?
钥匙拿着 带那个俄国仔一起去一趟 Take this. Grab the Russian and get over there.
他又干啥了 What did he do now?
死 死 死 Die, die, die.
对 Yeah.
拜托 Come on.
不接就挂掉 Just answer it or shut it off.
-万尼亚 -嗯? -Vanya. -Hmm?
那个 你告诉你父母时 他们说了什么 What did, uh... what did they say when you told them?
我不想聊他们的事 I don't want really talk about them.
好吧 可你告诉他们了 对吗 Well, you did tell them, right?
嗯 当然 Mm. Sure.
我是说... I mean...
这是个好消息 对吧 This is good news, right?
父母一般都希望自己的孩子早日成家 Parents usually want their kids to get married.
没错 Yeah,
可我的父母都是混蛋 你懂的 but my parents are dicks, you know.
无所谓了 Uh, whatever. Mm.
不管怎样 No matter what,
我希望和他们见面后 I hope they like me...
你懂的... You know...
他们能喜欢我 when we meet.
对了 By the way,
我们什么时候去拜见你父母啊 when will we meet your parents?
嗯... Mm...
这个嘛 如果你想去迈阿密... Well, if you want to go to Miami...
我妈妈和她男友住那里 My mom lives there with her man.
你还可以随时见我姐姐 And you can meet my sister anytime.
不过我肯定她会把你抢走 Although I'm sure she'll try to steal you.
她喜欢俄罗斯男孩 She loves Russian guys.
什么 你在取笑我口音吗 What? Are you making fun of me?
我在努力练习呢 混蛋 I'm trying here, asshole.
不 你的俄语很流利 真的 No, your Russian is wonderful! Really.
每一天都说得越来越好 Every single day you're doing better and better.
几乎和母语人士差不多了 You're almost like a native speaker.
噢 好啊 Oh, okay.
-你这个骗子 -不 不 -You're a liar. -No, no, no.
别这样 艾妮 别这样 Not now. Ani, not now.
我在打游戏 我在做任务 I'm playing. I have a mission.
把手柄给我 Give me the controller.
我输了 I lost!
-好吧 -好吧 -Okay. -Okay.
"论点和事实"这个账号 "Arguments and Facts"
发了一张他跟一个小妞 ran a photo of him with some chick
一起看NBA的照片 at an NBA game.
评论的人都说她是个妓女 And they are saying she's a prostitute.
这不好笑 伙计 It's not funny, man.
你怎么还敢笑 Don't you dare laugh.
万一这是真的 托罗斯跟我就惨了 If it's true,Toros and I are fucked.
好吧 托罗斯会比我还惨 但还是没差啊 Well, Toros would be fucked more than me, but still.
听着像小报的编排 Sounds like tabloid bullshit.
有可能 Probably.
但你得听好了 如果事情一发不可收拾 But listen, if things get crazy,
不许对伊凡动粗 don't get rough with Ivan.
连他一根毫毛都不许动 让我来对付他 Actually, don't even touch Ivan,let me deal with him.
我懂了 可那你还找我来干嘛 I got you. But what do you need me for then?
以防他的兄弟们在场 In case his boys are there
整什么幺蛾子 and they want to play games.
嘿 伊凡在家吗 Hey. Is Ivan at the house?
不知道 I don't know.
我来以后他就没离开过 He hasn't left since I've been here,
不过我刚开始值班 but I just started my shift.
你知道他结婚的事吗 Do you know if he got married?
结婚? Married?
完全不知情 我刚来的 I have no idea.I just got here.
好吧 把门打开 Okay, open the gate.
把车开进去 停到右边 Drive in and park on the right side.
就在这儿 Right here.
-你有客人? -不可能 -Expecting guests? -No way.
喂 你想干嘛 Yo, what do you want?
伊凡 我是加尼克 Ivan, it's Garnik.
我知道 你想干什么 I know. What do you want?
伊凡 拜托把门打开 Ivan, open the door, please.
-不行 我很忙 -咱得谈谈 - I'm busy. No. - We have to talk.
干嘛一直逼我说重复的话 Why do I always have to repeat myself with you?
我很忙 我有客人 I'm busy, I have guests.
伊凡 这不是小事 我们得聊聊 Ivan, it's important.We have to talk.
不 都聊完了 给我滚吧 No, we're done.Get the fuck out of here.
谁啊 Who was that?
我父亲身边的走狗 They're my father's monkeys.
王八犊子 Son of a bitch.
搞什么 What the fuck?
你他妈在逗我吗 Are you fucking kidding me?
你他妈在干嘛 你以为可以随便闯进我家吗 What the fuck are you doing? You think you can enter my house like this?
万尼亚 这他妈什么情况 Vanya, what the fuck?
慢点 你会把我腿给夹断的 Slow down, you'll break my leg.
老子才不管 I don't give a fuck.
万尼亚 要我报警吗 Vanya, should I call 911?
-伊凡 是你父亲派我们来的 -没事 没事 -Ivan, your father sent us -It's okay. It's okay.
是哦 我父亲会派你 开什么玩笑 Right, my father sent you.Are you kidding me?
好吧 不是我们 是你父亲派了托罗斯 托罗斯派了我们 Well, not us. Your father sent Toros and Toros sent us.
那托罗斯人呢 So, where's Toros?
他很忙 He's busy.
可这事万一是真的 他一定对你很火大 But he will be very upset with you if this is true.
什么万一是真的? If what is true?
你跟某个妓女 That you got married
结婚的事 to some prostitute.
什么? What?
就是她吗 Is that her?
-你跟她结婚了? -对 - Are you married to her? - Yes!
你他妈是不是失智了? Did you lose your fucking mind?
对 我们结婚了 而且我们过得很好 Yes, we married and we're doing fucking great!
签了字盖了章的那种? With a signature and paperwork?
没错 现在快滚出我家 Yes. Now get the fuck out of my house.
你有大麻烦了 老弟 You're in big trouble, brother!
你他妈不把腿挪开才会有大麻烦 You'll be in trouble if you don't move your fucking leg.
万尼亚 这他妈到底怎么回事 Vanya, what the fuck is going on?
我们不走 我要亲眼看到结婚证 We'll wait, I need to see the marriage license.
我操 你认真的吗 Fuck. Are you serious?
兄弟 你越早给我们看证 咱们就能越早从这离开 Bro, the faster we do it,the faster we're out of here.
我爸妈都他妈疯了 My parents are fucking crazy!
好吧 Okay.
如果他们想要证据 那我就给他们证据 If my parents need proof,I'll give them proof.
结婚证明在哪 Uh, where is the marriage paper?
-呃 结婚... -结婚证书吗? -Uh, marriage... -The marriage license?
-对 证书 -它...呃 -License, yeah. -It's, um...
放在办公室桌里 怎么了 It's in the desk in the office. Why?
-好 -要我和你一起去吗 -Okay. Uh... -Should I go with you?
不 你待在这里 Uh, no, no, no. Stay here.
在这等着 Wait here.
你好 Hi.
给 拿去哭吧 伙计 Here. Choke on it, dude.
我是伊戈尔 I'm Igor.
你呢 You?
艾妮 Ani.
我是万尼亚的妻子 I'm Vanya's wife.
恭喜 Congratulations.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
我接到命令如果真的有证就让我拍照片 I've been asked to take a photo of the license... if it exists.
真是疯了 That's insane.
我父母命令的? My parents asked for that?
托罗斯 Toros.
你他妈在开玩笑吗 Are you fucking kidding me?
不 No.
这他妈到底怎么回事 What the fuck is going on here?
我也不知道 I have no idea.
-完事了 走吧 走吧 -等等 - It's over, go, go, go, go... - Wait.
等等 Wait.
-没什么事吧 -当然了 没事 -Is everything okay? -Yeah, it's okay.
是吗 到底什么情况 Yeah? What the fuck is going on?
该和这帮家伙说拜拜了 Yeah, just time to say goodbye to guys.
我跟我妻子需要一点隐私 Me and my wife need some privacy.
你看着很疲惫 加尼克 回家去吧 You look tired, Garnik, go home.
我们要等 看托罗斯怎么说 We need to wait to see what Toros says.
我在等你带着你的亚美尼亚跟屁虫 I'm waiting for you and your fucking Armenian ass
滚出我家 to be out of my house.
抱歉 Sorry.
非常抱歉 So sorry.
对不起 失陪一下 I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
我在等你他妈打道回府 再见吧 伙计 I'm waiting for you to be on your fucking way. Bye, bro!
伊凡... Ivan...
是托罗斯 It's Toros.
"待命" "Stand by."
"待命" "Stand by"?
他发短信说"原地待命" 所以我们就得待命 He texted, "Stand by,"so we stand by.
那就到我家外面去待命 混蛋 So stand by outside my mansion, motherfuckers.
有什么问题吗 What's the problem?
很显然 这事是真的 So apparently, it is true.
是的 我看到结婚证了 Yes.I've seen the marriage license.
请别担心 加琳娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜 Galina Stepanovna,please don't worry.
恕我直言 伊凡... Ivan, with all due respect...
你父亲派我们过来 your father sent us.
你们他妈是托罗斯派来的 Fucking Toros sent you!
托罗斯为我工作 我给他开工资 Toros works for me! I pay him!
而你他妈竟然带个小混混进我家 And you bring some fucking gopnik into my home.
我发誓 我一定会纠正错误... I promise,I will fix everything.
加琳娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜 是 加琳娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜 Galina Stepanovna.Yes, Galina Stepanovna.
我要开除你们 你们死定了 I'm having your ass fired! You're dead for this!
贱人 Bitch!
好吧 听着 你为伊凡家族工作 Okay, look, look. You work for Ivan's family,
那我猜这也代表你为他工作 对吧 so I'm assuming that means you work for him, right?
所以如果他命令你到外面去 So if he's telling you to take it outside,
那你就他妈乖乖去 fucking take it outside.
快给我滚出去 听我老婆的 Fucking take it outside! Listen to my wife.
不开玩笑 Real talk!
-你在开玩笑吗 -非常抱歉 各位 -Are you kidding me? -Everybody, so sorry.
我得失陪了 I have to go.
我这边有急事要处理 万分抱歉 I have an emergency. Sorry about that.
他说我们得留下来 He says we have to stay here.
出去 出去... Move, move...
出去 谢谢 Move. Thank you.
等等 Wait.
是托罗斯 It's Toros.
喂 托罗斯 Hello, Toros.
帮我把该死的免提打开 Put me on the fucking speaker
让那只鸡也能听见我说话 so this hooker can hear me, too.
他刚才管我叫鸡吗 He just called me a hooker?
我已经开过免提了 You're already on speaker.
她是一名情色舞者 托罗斯 She's fucking erotic dancer.Hi, Toros.
你搞什么 伊凡 What did you do, Ivan?
你在搞什么 What did you do?
我就两个礼拜 I don't check in on you
没过问你 for two weeks
你就给我娶了个妓女 and you go and marry a prostitute!
该死的 Fucking hell!
我他妈不是妓女 你这坨狗屎 I'm not a fucking prostitute,you fucking piece of shit.
对 一坨亚美尼亚狗屎 Yeah, fucking Armenian piece of shit.
你这坨该死的亚美尼亚狗屎 You Armenian piece of shit!
你知道这件事情 Do you understand
有多丢人吗 how shameful this is?
托罗斯 Toros.
你母亲都哭了 听见了吗 Your mother was crying,do you hear me?
托罗斯 Toros!
你母亲这辈子从没哭过 Your mother,she never cry in her life.
刚刚却在电话里嚎啕大哭 She was crying on the phone.
-托罗斯 -简直可耻 -Toros! -Shame on you!
-去你妈 混蛋 -伊凡 -Fuck you! Blyat! -Ivan.
傻逼基佬 Fucking faggot.
你猜现在怎么着 And guess what?
猜猜看 你个小混球 Guess what, you little shit!
怎么着? 给点惊喜 And what? Surprise me!
这次还真有惊喜 You really did it this time.
是什么 What?
你爸妈在来的路上了 Your parents are on their way!
你爸妈来了 Your parents are on the way.
听见了吗 Can you hear me?
来哪儿 To where?
来这儿 还能是哪 来美国 Here. Where else? Here!
就像来学校接熊孩子一样 Coming to pick you up like a naughty school boy,
听见了吗 you hear me?
我们明天中午要一起去见他们 We're meeting them tomorrow at noon.
万尼亚 到底发生了什么 Vanya, what the fuck is going on?
他们要带你回俄罗斯 They're taking you back to Russia,
所以快收拾行李吧 so start packing.
伊凡 到底怎么回事 那是什么意思 Ivan, what the fuck? What does that mean?
你明白了吗 Do you understand?
你玩完了 就是这样 Game over for you. That's it.
万尼亚 我们已经结婚了 Vanya, we are married.
他们必须接受这个事实 They're gonna have to accept that.
-是 我知道 -没错 -Yeah, I know! -Yes.
接受事实? Accept that?
真够逗的 是啊 当然 That's funny. Sure, yeah.
伊凡 仔细听好了 Ivan, listen to me carefully.
我十分钟内就到 I'll be there in ten minutes.
你跟你那个小娼妇要和我一起走 You and your whore are coming with me.
娼妇？ Whore?
你老妈才是该死的娼妇... Your mother is a fucking...
-这老登他妈是谁? -嘿 我十分钟后 -Who the fuck is this guy? -Hey! I'm gonna be there
就到你家 听见了吗 in ten minutes, you hear me?
十分钟就到 你们两个得跟我一起 In ten minutes, both of you are coming with me
去市政厅 down to the city hall.
我们要废除这桩婚姻 We're gonna annul this marriage.
听见没 这段婚姻将被注销 Do you hear me? This marriage is gonna be annulled!
哦 我他妈哪也不去 Oh, I am not going fucking anywhere.
我们不会因为你瞎逼逼就去离婚 We are not getting a divorce because you tell us to!
玩儿蛋去吧你 Go fuck yourself!
你他妈才玩儿蛋 好吗 You go fuck yourself.How about that?
我玩儿蛋? 我玩儿蛋? Me go fuck myself? Me fuck myself?
你他妈才去玩蛋 玩你老妈子去 狗东西 You go fuck yourself and your fucking mother, motherfucker!
给老子闭嘴 给老子闭嘴 Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!
你连姑奶奶是谁都不知道 You don't even know who the fuck I am.
别说了 别说了 托罗斯 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.Toros, Toros, uh...
你是说我爸妈 You said my parents
已经在来美国的路上了? are on their way to America?
对 你聋了吗 Yes, yes. Are you deaf?
他们一小时内就从俄罗斯启程 They are leaving Russia in an hour.
明天中午我们一起去见他们 听见没 Tomorrow, noon, we're gonna go meet them, you hear me?
-这到底是哪一出 -咱们走 -What the fuck is going on? -Come on.
-走? -走吧 快点 快点 -Come on? -Come on, come on, come on.
我们为什么离开家不可? Why do we have to leave the house?
他们不能这样随便闯进来 They can't just fucking come in here like that.
拜托你他妈离我远一点 好吗 Excuse me. Get the fuck away from me, please.
-托罗斯十分钟内就到 -加尼克 让那娘们闭嘴 拜托 - Toros will be here in ten minutes. - Garnik,shut that bitch up, please.
-我们要去哪 伊凡 -伊凡 伊凡 -Where are we going, Ivan? -Ivan, Ivan...
我也不知道去哪 但我们必须离开 I don't know where are we going, but we are going.
他要去哪 Where is he going?
我们凭什么走 他们凭什么留在这里? Why do we have to leave,and why are they staying?
-伊凡... -这简直毫无道理 -Ivan... -That doesn't make any sense.
伊凡 你要去哪 Ivan, where are you going?
我们他妈应该报个警之类的 We should call the fucking police or something.
-万尼亚 -加尼克 -Vanya. -Garnik!
他在说要走吗 Did he say he's leaving?
-伊凡 我们... -我们走 我们走 -Ivan! We... -Let's go, let's go, let's go!
知道了 但我得先换个衣服 Okay! I need to get dressed, though!
- 我衣服还他妈在楼上 妈的 - 不 不 我们得等托罗斯 - My fucking clothes are upstairs. Fuck! - No, no. Let's do this, let's wait for Toros.
加尼克 抓住他 别让他跑了 Garnik, get him. Garnik, don't let him leave.
你他妈去哪... Where the fuck...
托罗斯还有十分钟就到 Toros will arrive in ten minutes.
-等等 万尼亚 给我一分钟 -别 别 -Vanya, wait. Give me one fucking minute. -Stop, stop.
你去哪 不行 我们没时间了 Where are you going? No. We have no time.
我必须换衣服 伊凡 I have to get dressed, Ivan.
-我他妈连裤子都没穿 -上帝 -I have no fucking pants on. -Oh, God.
好吧 再见 Okay, bye.
-他说再见? -搞什么? -Did he say bye? -What the fuck?
-你在逗我吗 -他在说再见? -Are you fucking kidding me? -Did he say bye?
看着她 Keep her here.
-伊凡 -天杀的 -Ivan! -Oh, my fucking God!
-加尼克 -伊凡 你搞什么鬼 -Garnik! -Ivan, what the fuck?!
你他妈别挡道 Get the fuck out of my way.
伊凡 Ivan!
他妈的别拦我 王八蛋 Get the fuck out of my fucking way, motherfucker.
-但你... -你他妈别碰我 -But you... -Do not fucking touch me!
不 不 不 No. No, No. No
停下 Stop!
伊凡 伊凡 Ivan! Ivan!
-别碰我 -冷静 冷静 -...fucking touch me! -Relax. Relax.
-没事的 -你他妈才冷静 -It's okay. -You fucking relax.
怎么回事 What is happening?
麻烦来个人回话 Somebody talk to me, please!
-不许碰我 狗东西 -不 你给我... -Don't you touch me,motherfucker! -No, just...
你他妈什么毛病 What the fuck is wrong with you?
-冷静点 -混蛋 -Relax. Whoa. -Motherfucker!
你没事吧 Everything all right?
啥? What?
够狠 Fucking impressive.
-好了... -你他妈退后 -Okay... -Stay the fuck back!
不 什么 别... No, no. What? No, no, no, no, no!
放下 这很危险 Put it. It's-it's bad way.
-拜托坐下 -有种试试 -Wha... Just sit. -I fucking dare you.
有种再靠近一步 混蛋 Take another fucking step, motherfucker.
不 请你...我不...不会碰你 No. Just... I don't...I don't touch you.
不 不 不 别跑 No, no, no, no, no, no! Don't leave.
没事的 It's okay.
东西放下 Uh, just put it... Whoa!
别跑 Stop.
拜托别跑 Please stop.
停下 求你了 Stop, please.
不 停下 No, no. Stop.
停 停 拜托 Stop. Stop, please.
加尼克 你在干什么 Garnik, what are you doing?
你在谋杀她吗 Are you killing her?
-住手 -该死 -Stop it! -Fuck!
伊凡又发脾气了 对吧 Ivan throwing another one of his tantrums, huh?
冷静 没事的 Hold on. It's okay.
你再不停 If you don't stop...
我就把你绑起来 I will tie you up!
休想绑住我 混蛋 You're not tying me up,motherfucker!
快他妈放开我 Get the fuck off me!
你他妈疯了 You are fucking insane.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey!
救命 他在攻击我 Help me! He's attacking me.
你他妈在对她干啥 老弟 What the fuck are you doing to her, bro?
快把我放开 救命啊 Get the fuck off me!Somebody help!
- 什么意思 你要我看住她 - 快把他拉走 - What do you mean? You wanted me to keep her here - Get him off me!
所以我就把她看在这里 so I'm keeping her here.
没错 可你 Yes, but why
为啥要绑住她 are you tying her up?
可她完全疯了 But she got fucking crazy,
- 救命啊 - 到处上蹿下跳 -Help me! -started jumping all around.
我还能怎么办 What else could I do?
- 你怎么杵在那儿不动 - 我还能怎么办 -Why are you just fucking standing there? -What else could I do?
伊戈尔 你他妈到底在干啥 伙计 Igor, what the fuck are you doing, man?
她朝我扔烛台 She threw the candlestick at me.
咱们绑住她的腿 Let's tie her legs.
不 不 不 拜托 不要 No, no, no, no! Please, please, please, please don't.
我们不能这么做 放开她 We are not doing that, let her go!
放开我 你个混蛋 Let me go, you fucking asshole.
- 她会跑的 老兄 我保证 - 该死的杂种 -She will run, bro. -I promise.Goddamn fucking bastard.
她往哪跑 Where will she run?
这里还有两个大男人 你秀逗了吗 We're two grown men here. Are you out of your mind?
好吧 Okay.
-他妈的神经病 -嘿 -You crazy motherfucker! -Hey.
你他妈最好离我远一点 You better stay the fuck away from me!
站住 听着 你哪也不能去 Stop, stop. Listen.You are not going anywhere.
快回来 拜托... Come back. Please come...
她会跑的 She will run away!
真的吗 Really?
嘿 站住 Hey, stop.
抓住她 Get her!
他妈放开我 Get the fuck off me!
放我下来 混蛋 Put me down, motherfucker!
操 Fuck!
-搞什么 伙计 -她咬人 老兄 - What the fuck, man! - She's biting, man.
该死的 Fucker!
快来 绑住她腿 C'mon, tie her legs.
什么 怎么绑 What? How?
你个王八蛋 操 You motherfucker! Fuck!
- 狗东西 王八蛋 - 如何绑住 兄弟 -Fucking motherfucker. -You fucking asshole.Somehow, dude!
狗东西 王八蛋 Fucking motherfucker.You fucking asshole.
拿什么绑啊 With fucking what?
- 不 不 不要 - 什么都行 -No, no. Don't, don't. -Use anything!
- 用那根电线 - 不 不 不要 - That cord! - No, no. Don't, don't.
不 不 不要 No, no. Don't, don't.
不 别 我不... No, no, don't. I don't...
我甚至一无所知 I don't even know what is going on here.
我什么都没做 别绑着我 I didn't do anything.Don't tie me.
我不会跑了 我发誓 I'm not gonna run. I promise.
我会听话的 我什么都不会做 I'm calm.I'm not gonna do anything.
我不会逃跑了 I'm not gonna run away.
干嘛 What?
你们不需要绑住我 You do not need to tie me.
你丫逗我吗 你来绑啊 Are you fucking kidding, tie her!
不 王八蛋 你们不必绑着我 No, you-you motherfucker.You don't need to tie me.
-冷静 听着 -我很冷静 我很冷静 -Calm down. Listen, listen. -I am calm. I am calm.
伊凡的父亲希望废除这桩婚姻 Ivan's father wants this marriage annulled.
你得留下来把这段婚姻注销 You're staying here and getting this annulled.
你听见我老板的话了 You heard my boss.
去你妈的老板 Fuck your boss.
我他妈对天发誓 I swear to fucking God!
加尼克 你这个傻逼 Garnik, you stupid fucking idiot!
噢 妈的 Oh fuck.
我只想知道到底发生了什么 I just want to know what is going on.
谁他妈来给我解释解释 Someone fucking tell me what's going on.
我不会跑 把我放开 I'm not gonna run. Let me go.
该死 断掉了 Damn, it's broken.
她好像把我鼻子踹断了 I think she broke my nose.
不错 我很高兴踹断你的鼻子 Yeah. I'm glad I broke your fucking nose!
臭婊子 你弄断了我的鼻子 You fucking bitch, you broke my nose!
是吗 下次我会直接踹你蛋蛋 Yeah? Next time, I'll kick you in the fucking balls!
快放开我 God, let me go!
抓住她 Hold her.
加尼克 你这个弱智 快回答我 Garnik,you fucking idiot, talk to me!
快他妈把我放开 混蛋 Fucking untie me, motherfucker!
在吗 加尼克 Hello? Garnik?
等一等 托罗斯 等一下 Hold on a minute, Toros. Hold on.
你这该死的垃圾 You fucking piece of shit.
等等? Hold on?
死疯子 快松开我 Fucking psycho. Fucking untie me.
拜托 伙计 你先等一下 C'mon man, hold on! Fuck.
我不会反抗 I am not fighting.
加尼克 我发誓 要是你搞砸了 Garnik, I swear, if you fucked this up...
- 放开我 - 加尼克 该死的 -Untie me. -Garnik! Motherfucker...
我不会反抗了 I am not fighting.
我不会跑 快他妈给我松开 I'm not gonna run.Just fucking untie me.
不行 No.
不许放开她 Don't let her go.
我发誓 I swear...
噢 你们完了 Oh, you are so fucked.
你们会进监狱 You're going to prison.
你家冰块在哪 Where's your ice?
我等不及让伊凡看看你们对我做的好事了 I can't wait until Ivan sees what you did to me.
有钱人家没冰块的吗 Rich people don't have ice?
伊凡已经从家逃跑了 Ivan did just leave the house.
他没跑 He did not leave.
他是去求助了 He is going to get help.
我可不这么看 I-I don't think so.
加尼克 Garnik!
该死的混球 You fucking asshole.
我打赌你喜欢这样 对吗 Yeah, I bet you like this, huh?
没错 你就爱捆绑 你这死变态 Yeah, you like this,you sick fuck?
我赌你以此为乐 I bet you get off on this.
该死的疯子 Fucking psycho.
托罗斯 你到哪了 Tor, where are you?
门口了 你个蠢驴 Here, you donkey fucker.
把门打开 Open the gate.
好的 先生 可伊凡刚刚... Okay, sir, but Ivan just...
他妈快开门 Open the fucking gate!
我不会再反抗了 放开我 I am not fighting. Let me go.
不 No.
你哪都去不了 You are not going anywhere.
无论如何都不能放开她 Don't let her go under any circumstances.
你们俩他妈死定了 You two are fucking dead for this!
我他妈是伊凡的老婆 I am Ivan's fucking wife!
万尼亚 Vanya?
哦 你是那个刚刚跟我通话的亚美尼亚混球? Oh, are you the Armenian fuck I was talking to?
这他妈怎么回事 What the fuck is happening?
他就是那个该死的老板吗 Is this the big fucking boss?
-这里怎么搞的? -她搞的 -What happened here? -She happened.
嘿 先生 Hey, mister.
你他妈能叫这家伙放开我吗 Can you fucking tell this guy to untie me?
-什么? -对 全是她干的 -What? -Yeah, she did this.
-听见了吗 -伊凡在哪 -Hello. -Where is Ivan?
伊凡跑了 Ivan run away.
-他妈就没人回答吗 -跑了? -Why the fuck is no one an... -Run away?
不好意思 先生 喂 Excuse me, sir. Hello.
-你没拦住他吗? -我拦了 -You didn't stop him? -I-I tried,
可后来地上有冰 but then, uh, there was, uh, ice on the floor.
-我试着追他... -喂 -I tried to stop him. -Hello!
-你试了? -喂 -You tried? -Hello!
-拜托来个人听我说话 -你试了? 你试个屁 -Somebody fucking listen to me. -You tried? You don't try.
你只是抓个人而已 你试哪门子了你 You just grab the guy. What do you mean you tried?
-这话啥意思 我又不是什么... -所以他消失了? -What do you mean? I'm not a... -So he's gone?
我又不能碰那混蛋一根毫毛 I'm not allowed to touch that motherfucker.
-不好意思 有人吗 -你他妈闭嘴 -Excuse me! Hello! -Shut the fuck up!
不 你们他妈快放了我 No, you fucking let me go.
让这家伙放开我 Tell this guy to fucking let me go.
你那会在干嘛？ 为什么会把他放跑? What were you doing? Why did you let him leave?
你是老板吗 你他妈是不是老板? Are you the boss? You're the fucking boss?
什么？ 是他警告我不许碰他的 What? He told me not to touch the guy
快叫他放开我 Tell him to fucking let me go.
所以我就处理她了 and I was dealing with her.
该死的...听我说 Fucking... Excuse me.
一帮混蛋 Fucking motherfuckers.
-请留下语音信息... -他不接电话 -Please leave your message... -He doesn't answer.
他不接电话 He doesn't pick up.
嘿 丑逼 Hey, fuck face.
他当然不会接 Of course he's not going to answer.
能叫这混蛋放开我吗 Can you tell this motherfucker to let me go?
她为什么会坐到你身上 这怎么回事 Why is she on top of you, man? Wh-Wh-What's going on?
我也一头雾水 I don't know what's going on.
劳烦你叫他放开我好吗 Can you please tell him to untie me?
-她为什么坐你身上 -我在把她抱住 - Why is she sitting on you? - I'm holding her!
放她下来 拜托 Put-put her down, please.
-不 别这么做 -没错 放老娘下来 -No, don't do that. -Yes, fucking put me down.
不 不可以 No, don't do that.
快叫他放我下来 拜托 Tell him to fucking put me down, please.
放她下来 Put her down.
你为什么要把她抱住? Why you holding her like that?
-不 当心点 伙计 -该死 该死 -No, no, no. Be careful, bro. -Fuck. Fuck!
-留神... -为什么... -Be careful. -Why...
嘿 现在能让他给我松绑吗 Hey, now can you tell him to fucking untie me?
你们为什么...为什么要把她手给绑上 Why did you... Why...Why did you tie her hands?
-给我解开 -看看我 -Untie me. -Look.
什么? 你们俩害怕这个小姑娘? What, you afraid of this little girl?
能叫他快给我松绑吗 Can you tell him to fucking untie me?
她是头母老虎 She's an animal.
她不过就是个小姑娘 所以... She's a fucking little girl! So, she...
-她把你们俩都给收拾了? -打起来可不像小姑娘 -She beat you both up? -She's not fighting like one.
-我要拿手机 -能给她松开吗 -I'm gonna get my phone. -Can you untie her?
你给她松绑 我就闪人 兄弟 If you untie her, I'm just leaving, bro.
这太荒谬了 伙计 给她解开 This is ridiculous, man.Untie her.
-这太丢人了 -她还会发疯的 -It's embarrassing. -She will start swinging again.
别这么做 Don't do that.
我可以给她松绑 但你不会如意 因为她已经失控了 I can untie her but you won't get what you need because she's out of control.
-去你妈的 -她就是个母老虎 老兄 -Fuck you. -She's an animal, bro.
-相信我 -不 这两个家伙 -Trust me. -No, these guys are
-满嘴谎言 -好吧 听我说 -fucking liars. -Okay, listen to me.
你手机在哪 能把你手机给我吗 Where is your phone? Can you please give me your phone?
我手机在其他房间 My phone is in the other room.
你给我解绑 我就去拿我手机 I will go get my phone if you untie me.
-我需要你给我解开 -在哪儿 -I need you to untie me. -Where?
哪个房间 那边吗 你能去找... Which other room? Over there? Can-can you...
去把她手机拿来 Go grab her phone, please.
不 我自己拿 我去拿我的手机 No, I will get my phone.I'll get my phone,
-然后打给万尼亚 -我会给你解开 -and I'll call Vanya. -I will untie you.
-给我一分钟 -不 别这么做 -Give me a minute. -No! No, don't do that!
我只需要用你手机联系伊凡 I just need your phone to call Ivan.
我知道...我会拿手机出来 I know, and...I will get my phone.
我他妈让你去拿手机 I'm telling you to get the fucking phone!
大家暂且冷静一会儿 Let's just calm down for one second.
-小心 -冷静一下 -Careful. -Calm down for a second.
-平复心情 -我很冷静 -Just calm down. -I am calm.
-我动都没动 -听我说 -I'm not fucking moving. -And listen to me.
好吧 听着 现在情况紧急 Okay, look, we have an emergency here.
这事至关重要 It's very important.
好吗 我需要你的合作 算我请求你 Okay, I need you to cooperate.I'm begging you.
你的人闯进我家 Your guys came in here.
把伊凡从自己家赶了出去 They chased Ivan out of the fucking house.
还他妈把我绑起来 攻击我 They fucking tied me.They attacked me.
那王八蛋还逼我坐到他腿上 That motherfucker was making me sit on his fucking lap.
你手下是一群疯子 Your guys are fucking crazy.
我很抱歉事情进展到这一步 好吗 I-I'm terribly sorry it went down that way, okay?
非常抱歉 I'm terribly sorry.
但现在我们必须先联系他 好吗 But now we have to just call him, okay?
给 请你帮忙 好吗 Here. Help me, please.
你电话簿里有他吗 He's-he's on your phone?
有 名字是"老公" Yeah, it's under "husband."
好的 Okay. Yep.
"老公" "Husband."
有了 Here we go.
"请留下语音信息" Please leave your message...
转到语音信箱了 It goes to voicemail.
你真他妈找了个好老公啊 That's a fucking great husband you have.
先把你给撇下 现在又不接你电话 First ditches you,now doesn't answer your calls.
狗屁的真实婚姻 Real marriage my ass, man.
他落跑了 He's flown the coop.
该死的小王八蛋 Fucking little piece of shit.
我不知道这其中到底... I don't know what kind of...
是什么样的狗血家庭纠纷 fucked-up family shit is going on here,
但伊凡和我已经结婚了 好吗 but Ivan and I are married, okay?
这是段实打实的婚姻 我是不会离婚的 This is a real marriage,and I'm not getting a divorce.
这不是一段真实的婚姻 This is not a real marriage.
这就是真实的婚姻 This is a real marriage.
好吧 我们会把它注销 Okay, and we're getting it annulled,
而你没有发言权 and you have no say in it.
好吧 我是他老婆 Well, I'm his fucking wife,
所以我认为我有发言权 so I do think I have a say in it.
绝对不可能 Absolutely not.
你给我仔细听好了 Listen to what I'm telling you.
你们是非法结婚 You got married illegally,
这是婚姻欺诈 而我们 it's a fraud marriage,and we're
-会用最快速度把它注销 -婚姻欺诈? -getting it annulled A.S.A.P. -A fraud marriage?
不 我们是两个自愿合法结婚的成年人 No, we are two consenting adults who got married legally,
而你他妈无权指手画脚 and there is nothing you can fucking do about it.
不 这不过是伊凡在胡作非为 No, this is Ivan just fooling around!
-你能接受现实吗 -不 不是 -Would you get over it? -No, it's not.
-你根本不懂 -噢 是吗 -You have no fucking idea. -Oh, yeah?
你们什么时候认识的 When'd you guys meet, huh?
-你哪天遇到他的 -在脱衣舞俱乐部 -When did you meet him? -Strip club.
听我说 你不了解那个家伙 I am telling you, you do not know this guy.
我了解他 I do know him.
你根本不了解他 相信我 You do not know this guy, I'm telling you.
-我当然了解我丈夫 -不 你不了解 -Oh, I know my husband. I do. -No, you don't.
这是典型的伊凡做派 It's classic Ivan.
我从以前就帮他收拾这种烂摊子 从他... I've been dealing with his shit since he was...
-6岁起就这样了 -典型的伊凡做派 -he was six years old. -Classic Ivan.
而现在他父母要宰了我 And now his parents are gonna kill me,
还有我整个家族都不会再搭理我了 and my fucking family will never talk to me again.
小王八蛋 Little bastard.
因为这家伙 你连洗礼仪式都没完成 And you left the baptism half way because of this guy.
-谁说不是呢 -上帝 - Tell me about it. - Oh my God.
我爱我丈夫 我要与他一生一世 I love my husband, and I plan on being with him forever.
不 别跟我整这套 No, don't give me that bullshit.
别拿这种鬼话自欺欺人 你才不爱他 Do not give me that bullshit.You don't love him.
你不爱他 他也不爱你 You do not love him,and he doesn't love you.
听明白没 这只是你的幻想 You understand? That's in your head.
我等不及为伊凡生儿育女了 I can't wait to have Ivan's children.
事实上 我认为我搞不好已经怀孕了 In fact, I think I'm probably already pregnant.
我自然希望你在撒谎 I-I certainly hope you're lying,
因为连这个我们也会一并处理掉 'cause we're gonna have to take care of that, too.
-我向你保证 -噢 你们会个屁 -I promise you that. -Oh, the-the fuck you will.
-没错 我们会的 -我希望你们立刻 -Yes, we will. -And I would like all of you
给我松绑然后全都从我家滚出去 to fucking untie me and leave my home,
-否则我会起诉你们 -你家? -or I will be pressing charges. -Your home?!
-对 我家 -这个家不是伊凡的 -Yeah, my home. -This isn't Ivan's home.
这是他父亲的房子 This is his father's house.
伊凡拥有的一切都属于他父亲 Everything Ivan has belongs to his father.
你明白吗 伊凡一无所有 You understand? Ivan has nothing.
你知道那个你们整天操在一起的卧室吗? You know that bedroom you've been fucking in?
那是他父母的房间 That's his parents' room.
你知道伊凡的房间是哪吗 Do you know where is Ivan's room?
就在走廊尽头 墙上还贴着该死的宇宙飞船 It's down the hall with fucking spaceships on the walls.
知道那是为什么吗 Do you know why?
-知道为什么吗 -你他妈告诉我好了 -Do you know why? -Fucking tell me why.
反正你都准备好说出口了... You're already gonna tell me, so...
因为他还是个熊孩子 这就是原因 Because he's a fucking child.That's why.
该死的熊孩子 Fucking kid.
你不明白 他令他的家族蒙羞 You don't understand--he's shamed his family
因为娶了你这样一个人 by marrying somebody like you.
如果你幻想这种事也能被允许 If you think for a second this is gonna be allowed,
那你就大错特错了 you're dead wrong.
事实上 如果你不配合我纠正这一切 In fact, if-if you don't help me fix this,
我会让你去坐牢 I'm gonna have you arrested.
没错 Yeah.
-我会让你蹲监狱 -蹲监狱？ -I'm gonna have you arrested. -Arrested?
对 Yeah.
-太他妈搞笑了 -是的 -That's fucking hilarious. -Yep.
-以什么罪名？ -什么罪名？ -Arrested for what? -For what?
-是啊 -我告诉你什么罪名 -Yeah. -I'll tell you for what.
-非法侵入 -非法侵入 -Trespassing. -"Trespassing."
诈骗 欺诈 Fraud, cheating.
-偷窃 -偷窃？ -Theft. -Theft?
-对 偷窃 -伤害他人 -Yes, theft. -Assault.
而且我...事实上真相已经一目了然了 And I... actually, the picture is very, very clear here.
一个狡诈的妓女施计与伊凡结婚 A scheming prostitute married Ivan, cheated...
欺骗伊凡娶了自己 cheated Ivan to marry her
好让自己从他富裕的家庭里盗取钱财 so she can steal from his wealthy family.
-就是这样 -对 毫无疑问 -That's it. -Mm-hmm. Definitely.
而且我肯定你早就有犯罪前科 所以... And I'm sure you already have criminal record, so...
毫不意外 For sure happened.
三 二 一 监狱等着你 Yeah. One, two, three,you're in jail.
-轻而易举 -没错 -Easy. -Yep.
是伊凡向我求婚的 Ivan proposed to me.
是他想要结婚 He wanted to get married.
他亲手给我戴的戒指 He put a fucking ring on my finger.
-看见这玩意没 -什么戒指 -Do you see this shit? -What ring?
他给我买了颗四克拉的大钻戒 He bought me a fucking four-carat ring.
这看上去够真实吗 王八蛋 Does this look real to you,motherfucker?
我打赌你这辈子都没见过这么大的 对吧 Bet you've never seen one of these before, have you, huh?
把她戒指摘下来 Take that ring off her finger.
不 不 No. No.
摘下来 Take it off.
这他妈是伊凡给我买的戒指 This is my fucking ring Ivan gave me.
把那该死的戒指给我 Give me that fucking ring.
我他妈才不会给你戒指 I am not giving you the fucking ring.
为什么 Why?
摘掉那该死的戒指 Take that fucking ring off!
你敢碰我一下 我就大喊大叫 混球 You touch me, and I will fucking scream, motherfucker.
别靠近我 Do not come for me.
快把那鬼戒指摘下来 Get that fucking ring off of her.
-小心 -按住她的腿 -Be careful. -Hold the legs.
小心 兄弟 Careful, bro!
这是扎哈罗夫家的财产 This is Zakharov's property.
-操你妈 操你妈 -闭嘴 闭嘴 -Fuck you! Fuck you! -Shut up. Shut up.
强奸啦 Rape!
嘿 别叫 Hey, hey, don't scream.
嘿 她在说什么 Hey, what-what is she saying?
-强奸 强奸 -闭嘴 快他妈闭嘴 -Rape! Rape! -Shut up. Shut the fuck up.
她在说"强奸"吗 她在... Is she saying, "Rape"? Is she...
什么? 别喊了 What? What? Shut up!
她咬人 She bites!
不要靠近她 Don't go near to her.
让她闭嘴 会把警察给招来的 Shut her mouth! Somebody is going to call the police!
-怎么堵 -快给我堵上 - How? - You got to shut her up!
-怎么堵啊 我得有块抹布什么的 -混蛋 - How? I need a rag or something! - Motherfucker!
快他妈闭嘴 Shut the fuck up.
别喊了 Stop screaming.
拜托别喊了 Please stop screaming.
求你别喊了 Please stop screaming!
明天一早就带我们 You get us in front of that judge
去找那位法官 first thing in the morning,
否则家族就跟你们事务所切断往来 or the family cuts ties with your firm.
就这么简单 Simple as that.
不不 不是尽量 必须找到 No, no... no trying.
一切都会好起来 Everything will be okay.
没错 Yeah.
是时候收拾这个贱人了 咱们走 Time to break this bitch. Let's go.
冷静下来了? You calm now?
你会听话吗? You gonna behave?
小心 Careful.
相信我 我明白 Trust me, I know.
我明白你在想什么 I know what you're thinking.
你在想那个小王八蛋背叛了你 You're thinking this little shit betrayed you.
你猜怎样 我也被他背叛了 好吗 Well, guess what,he betrayed me, too, okay?
还有我 Me, too.
你瞧 You see?
他背叛了我们所有人 He betrayed all of us.
因为他就是个不肯长大 被惯坏了的浑小子 'Cause he's a spoiled brat that doesn't want to grow up.
超级浑 Big-time.
现在我们都蹚进了这滩浑水 我们必须... And now we're in this mess that we have to...
我们必须携手解决这事 we have to fix it together.
你明白吗 You understand?
不过我会帮助你 But I'm gonna help you.
好吗 我会帮你的 Okay? I'm gonna help you.
依我看 这就是一段绿卡婚姻 The way I see it, this is a green card marriage.
因此 伊凡欠你一笔拿绿卡的酬劳 Therefore, Ivan owes you a green card marriage fee.
这样才公平 It's only fair.
所以只要这段婚姻一被注销 So, once this thing is annulled,
我就保证你能获得一万美元现金酬劳 I'm gonna make sure you get $10,000 fee in cash.
怎样 Hmm?
我会帮你取下这个 但你不许再叫了 好吗 I'm gonna bring this down,but no screaming, okay?
要是你再叫 我就把它塞回去 If you scream,this goes right back in.
明白了吗 You understand?
一万美金 Ten K.
这是你能从中捞到的最大好处了 亲爱的 It's as good as you're gonna get here, honey.
你怎么看 What do you say?
我想在答应你们之前先和伊凡谈谈 I want to talk to Ivan before agreeing to any of this.
行 没问题 Sure. Of course.
我们都想找伊凡谈 We all want to talk to Ivan.
大家愿望都一样 We want the same thing.
好吧 咱们去把伊凡找出来 Okay, so let's fucking find Ivan.
没问题 但你先看着我 All right, but look at me.
看着我 Look at me.
一旦我们找到伊凡 我们会找到的 Once we find Ivan--which we will--
咱们就去把婚姻注销 说到做到 and we get this thing annulled-- which we will--
你带着一万美金酬劳走人 you're gonna walk away with ten K fee
并且永远不再联系伊凡 and never, ever contact Ivan again.
听明白没 Is that understood?
行 Fine.
给她解绑 Untie her.
你找到他们的结婚证和护照了吗 You got their marriage license and passport?
不好意思 我要换衣服 Excuse me,I have to get dressed.
能让我有点隐私吗 拜托 Can I have some privacy,please?
阿诺拉·米赫耶娃 Anora Mikheeva?
艾妮 叫我艾妮 Ani. It's Ani.
上面写着阿诺拉 It says Anora.
我知道 但我一直叫艾妮 I know, but I go by Ani.
-谢谢 -好吧 上车 -Thank you. -Okay, get in.
我完事了吗 So I'm done?
你得一直陪我们找到他 上车 You're with us until we find him. Get in.
等等 他为什么坐后面 Wait, why is... why is he getting back here?
我才不要跟这个神经病坐在一起 I'm not sitting next to this fucking psychopath.
我能坐前排吗 Can I sit in the front?
你他妈才是神经病 You are the fucking psychopath.
没错 到前面去 Yes, get in the front.
我才不要坐你旁边 I don't want to fucking sit next to you.
我不会靠近你半步 I'm not getting back there with you.
不可理喻 Un-fucking-believable.
克拉拉 来一下 Klara, come here.
今天家里比往常更乱一些 It's a bit messier than usual today.
所以这些给你 不许多问 So this is for you. No questions.
所以你是说他会在那里? So you're saying he's gonna be there?
我他妈也不知道 I have no fucking idea.
他最好在 He better be.
好了 咱们出发 Okay, let's go!
我得去趟医院 I need to go to the hospital...
不 你没事 不用担心 No, you're okay.Don't worry about it.
不 我有事 伙计 No, I'm not, bro.
我觉得我好像脑震荡了 I feel like I have a concussion or something.
-我很抱歉... -快点 -I'm sorry for what... -Let's go!
快点 快点 Let's go! Let's go!
刚刚做的一切... ...was happening back there.
我哪能想到... How could I have imagined...
别让你手下跟我说话 好吗 I don't want your dude talking to me, okay?
别招惹她 老弟 Leave her the fuck alone, man!
我脑袋瓜嗡嗡的 老兄 My head is pounding, bro.
你甚至连... You can't even...
闭嘴 加尼克 Shut it, Garnik!
噢 上帝 你这么开 Oh, my God, we're gonna
咱们迟早得他妈出车祸 get into a fucking car accident with you driving like that.
-你想找死吗 -你他妈给我安静 -Are you suicidal or something? -Just shut the fuck up.
你差点撞死那个老太婆 You almost hit that fucking old lady.
对于开车你懂什么 What do you know about driving?
-你又懂什么 -闭嘴吧你 -What do you know? -You shut the fuck up.
- 这一路你都在 - 去我家停一下 我给他拿点有用的 -You've been bitching and moaning -Swing by my place and I will give him something
- 抱怨和哼哼个没完 - 省的他再抱怨 -so he'll stop whining. -this entire fucking car ride
就因为脸上一点擦伤 about a little fucking scratch on your face.
-给他什么? -有用的东西 - Give him what? - What he needs.
你真是我见过最怂的娘炮 You're the biggest fucking pussy I ever met.
别一次吃完 Just don't eat all at once.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
好吧 咱们用走的 没关系 Okay, let's go. It doesn't matter.
-走 -走 -Let's go. -Let's go.
麻溜点 A little bit faster.
快点 Hurry up.
-嘿 晶晶 -嘿 艾妮 -Hey, Crystal. -Hey, Ani.
嘿 你今天见到万尼亚了吗 Hey, have you seen Vanya today?
-没有 怎么了 没事吧 -没吗? -No, why? Is everything okay? -No?
是的 一切都好 Uh, yeah, everything's fine.
能帮我给他打个电话吗 拜托 Could you give him a call for me, please?
好吧 出什么事了 Okay. What's going on?
我需要你给他打个电话 I just need you to call him.
能帮我打给他吗 Can you do me a favor and call him?
-呃... -别问太多 -Um... -Don't ask too many questions.
拿出手机打给他就行 Just pick up your phone and call him.
好的 汤姆 Okay. Tom?
-汤姆 艾妮来了 -我说小姐 -Tom, Ani's here... -Miss?
-嘿 汤姆 -你好吗 艾妮 -Hey, Tom. -What's up, Ani?
你今天见过万尼亚吗 Have you seen Vanya today?
没 没见过 I have not. No.
好吧 那他给你发过短信或打过电话吗 Okay, um, has he, like, texted or called you at all?
不 都没有 No, not at all. No.
好吧 那能帮我给他打个电话吗 Okay, could you just call him right now for me?
-等等 这帮家伙是谁 -是我朋友 你能... -Wait. Who are these dudes? -My friend, can you...
-没事 我只是... -能麻烦你打给伊凡吗 -It's-it's fine. I just... -Can you call Ivan, please?
-真的没事吗 -等等 到底怎么回事 -Is everything okay? -Wait, what's going on?
-一切正常 -我为什么要打给伊凡 -Everything is fine. -Why would I call Ivan?
你只要拿手机打给他就行 Just pick up your phone and call him.
我不会打给他 你谁啊 I'm not gonna call him.Who are you?
我是谁不重要 我只要你给他打电话 Doesn't matter who I am.I just need you to call him.
当然重要 我他妈不会给你手机 It does matter.I'm not gonna give you
-打给伊凡 -听着 -my fucking phone to call Ivan. -Listen.
伊凡惹了大麻烦 我们必须找到他 Ivan is in a lot of trouble.We need to find him.
嘿 你们中最好有人让伊凡立刻冒泡 Hey, hey, one of you better get Ivan on the line now.
冒...冒泡? "On... on the line"?
注："on the line"同时有"正在通话"和"处于危险"的意思
-冒泡? -这他妈有什么好笑 -"On the line"? -What the fuck is funny?
-这些家伙他妈是谁 -这他妈哪里好笑 -Who the fuck are these guys? -What the fuck is funny, man?
我让你打给伊凡 有什么问题吗 I'm telling you to call Ivan.What's wrong with that?
别自讨苦吃 伙计 老子会冲过去 Don't complicate your life.Man, I'm gonna come back there
-然后他妈的把你... -老子才要... -and just gonna fucking... -I'll complicate
让你尝尝苦头 混球 your fucking life, you motherfucker.
-为什么 -这不明智 -Why? -That's not a good idea.
-给老子滚出去 -这绝对不明智 -Get the fuck out of here. -That is not a good idea.
-快给我滚 -汤姆 -Get the fuck out of here. -Tom.
干什么 伙计 What's up, man?
你想用那玩意干什么 猛男 Tough guy. What do you plan to do with that?
再不滚我就打断你狗腿 Break your legs if you don't get the fuck out.
-都跟你说了这他妈不明智 -汤姆 -I told you it's a fucking bad idea. -Tom.
所以快拿手机打给他 So pick up your phone and call him now.
-喔 喔 喔 -汤姆 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -Tom.
吃屎吧 Fuck off.
全他妈给我砸了 Fucking smash everything.
-搞什么啊 -该死 该死 该死 -What the fuck? -Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
快让他住手 这他妈是怎样 Tell him to fucking stop! What the fuck?
-噢 不 -快他妈打给伊凡 -Oh, no. -Fucking call Ivan now!
-搞什么 老兄 -好 好 -What the fuck, man? -Okay, okay.
-上帝啊 该死 -简直疯了 -Jesus, fuck! -That's crazy.
-该死 -我完了 -Oh, fuck. -I am so fucked.
开免提 Put it on speaker.
我完犊子了 I am so fucked.
"请留下语音信息" Please leave your message...
-你的手机呢 -冷静点 老兄 -Where's your phone? -Hold on, man.
什么都别砸 好吗 Just don't break anything,all right?
-打给他 -闹哪样啊 -Call him. -What the fuck?
-开免提 -给你 给你 -Put it on speaker. -There you go. There you go.
拜托别砸东西了 伙计 Just don't break anything, man.
他不会接电话的 他不会接 He's not gonna answer the phone. He's not gonna answer.
-我就知道 -请留下语音信息 -I know. I know it. -Please leave your message...
他是不可能接的 He's not gonna fucking answer.
他的其他朋友呢 Where's his other friend?
他和亚历克斯在一起吗 Is he with Aleks?
亚历克斯正在上班 Aleks is working right now.
-他们不可能在一起 -他在哪上班 -He can't be with Aleks. -Where is he working?
塔蒂亚娜餐馆 Tatiana's.
-该死 -走吧 -Fuck. -Let's go.
噢 不 No. Oh, no.
搞什么鬼 What the hell?
-日了狗了 -你到哪去 -Jesus fucking Christ. -Where are you going?
-回车上 -只有五分钟路程 -To the car. -It's five-minute walk.
不 不 我才不要走过去 No, no, no.I'm not walking down there.
-我们开车过去 -天冷得要死 -Let's drive up there. -It's fucking freezing.
不 我不想再找停车位了 No, I'm not gonna look for other parking.
-过来 咱们步行 -干嘛不开车? -Come on, let's go. -Why don't we drive?
就在前面 走过去 It's right here. Walk.
快点 别磨蹭 Chop-chop. Move.
天这么冷 兄弟 看看我 It's fucking cold, man. Look at me.
你是故意的吗 搞什么 老兄 Are you doing this on purpose? What the fuck, bro.
这他妈远不止五分钟 That took way fucking longer than five minutes.
嘿 Hey.
四个人吗 Table for four?
亚历克斯在吗 亚历克斯 Is Aleks here? Aleks?
亚历克斯? Aleks?
他应该在这儿工作 He should be working here.
- 助厨吗 - 对 - The assistant cook? - Yes.
-过去吧 -不 等一下 -Let's go. -No, wait. Hold on.
-你们不能进厨房 -不 没关系 没关系 -You guys cannot go in there. -No, you're good. You're good.
他们心里有数 放松 They know what they're doing, relax.
-上帝啊 亚历克斯 -艾妮 -Oh, my God, Aleks. -Ani!
-你见过万尼亚吗 -没有 怎么了 -Have you seen Vanya? -No. What's going on?
我们在找万尼亚 有紧急的家务事 We're looking for Vanya.It's a family emergency.
-你见过伊凡吗 -到底发生什么了 -Have you seen Ivan? -What the fuck is going on?
-你见过伊凡吗 -没有 -Have you seen Ivan? -No.
你放心 不会出事 You're good. Don't worry. Don't worry about it.
-你能打给他吗 拜托 -我没见过他 -Can you call him, please? -I haven't seen him.
-打给他 说真的吗? -对 打给他 -Call him? Really? -Yes, just call him.
是的 拜托打给他 打给他 Yes, please call him. Call him.
你是演员吗 我在哪见过你 Are you an actress? I saw you somewhere?
-嗯? -不 我不是演员 -Huh? -I'm not an actress, no.
不是? 你太好看了吧 No? You look good.
你是哪里人 Where are you from?
借你手机用一下 就一会 Give me your phone one second. One second.
我们到处都找不到万尼亚 We can't find Vanya anywhere.
你今天和他联系过吗 Have you talked to him today?
没 我都没见到他 No, I haven't saw him.
他搞不好在家 He's probably at home.
不 他不在家 汤姆和晶晶 No, he's not at home, and Tom and Crystal
也没见到他人影 haven't seen him, either.
能把手机还我吗 Can I have my phone back, please?
多谢 Thank you.
-我需要伊凡的照片 -好 -I need Ivan's photo. -Okay.
你手机里一定有你老公的照片 You got to have your husband's photo on your phone.
不 我才会把我手机给你 No, I am not giving you my phone.
我要借一下你的手机 I need your phone for one second.
-我需要用你手机... -不行 另外警告你 -I just need your phone... -I... No, and you know what?
你要再敢碰我 我他妈就尖叫 If you touch me again,I will fucking scream.
嘘 别吵了 Shh, shh. Stop. Stop.
在IG上找 Use Instagram.
我没IG账号 我是成年人 老弟 I don't have Instagram.I'm an adult, man.
你在说什么呢 What are you talking about?
你们会害我被炒鱿鱼的 拜托 You're going to cost me my job here. Please.
我找到了 给 I have it. Here.
-各位 -噢 好的 -Guys. -Oh, okay.
-艾妮 这到底怎么回事 -我们在找... -Ani, what's-what's going on? -We're looking for...
我们在找万尼亚 可不知道他人在哪 We're looking for Vanya.We don't know where he is.
可那兄弟根本是个疯子 But it's like,this nigga's fucking insane.
好的 多谢 你要... Okay, thank you. Where...
你要去哪 Where are you going?
你说他会和达莎在一起吗 You think that he would be with Dasha?
除非他正在巴哈马跟她 Not unless he's in Bahamas with her
还有她那个新炮友一起 and her new fuck boy.
把音乐停一下 暂停一会 Stop the music one second.Stop the music.
不好意思 真对不起 Excuse me, I'm terribly sorry.
但我需要占用大家一分钟时间 But I need one minute of your attention.
我们正在找一个失踪的孩子 一个生病的孩子 We are looking for a missing child, a sick child.
我要给大家看看他的照片 I'm going to show you his photo.
如果能提供任何信息 我将不胜感激 Any information would be greatly appreciated.
我们才是付钱的人 他却想引起注意 We're the ones fucking paying and he wants attention?
很抱歉 孩子病得很重 My apologies, but the kid is very sick.
如果有谁见过他 请告诉我们 Please let us know if you've seen him.
你没见过他吗 You didn't see him?
- 给我根烟 - 你在逗我吧 - Give me a cigarette. - Are you kidding me?
都快冻死了 这家伙却想抽烟 I'm freezing, and this guy wants cigarettes.
托罗斯 说真的 Toros, seriously...
你不捂上脖子会得感冒的 You'll get cold if you don't cover your neck.
你为什么会带这个? Why did you bring that?
你他妈为什么会带上这个? Why the fuck did you bring that?
怎么? 好方便再把我嘴给堵上吗? Why? So you could fucking gag me again?
王八蛋 Motherfucker.
去他妈的 围巾拿来 Fuck it. Give me the scarf.
不 不 不 No! No! No!
我的上帝啊 Swear to God!
嘿 这是我的车 Hey! Hey! This is my car!
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-不 -老兄 车已经连上了 -No, no, no. -Man, it's already attached.
-拜托 -已经连上拖车了 -Please. -It's already attached.
我得拉走 我得把车带走 I got to take it.I got to take it in.
-别拖走我的车 -别这样 -Don't take my car. -Don't do that.
这是我的车 This is my car.
嘿 听我说 这是你的责任 Hey, listen to me. Hey! It's your fault!
你把车停到马路中央了 好吗 You were parked in the middle of the fucking street, okay?
朋友 我就停个车而已 My friend, I was just parking!
这边没立告示牌 There is no sign.
-我可以给你钱 你要多少 -听着 -I'll give you money. How much? -Listen to me.
-100 200 300? 你尽管说 -听着 到拖吊场去 -100, 200, 300? Tell me. -Listen, down in the yard,
-找工作人员谈 -给你钱 -you're gonna talk to people. -Take the money.
-好吗 和他们说... -钱给你 -Okay? You're gonna talk... -Take the money.
去你妈 那就去你妈的 Fuck you, then. Fuck you.
-你说什么 去我妈? -去你妈 -What do you mean, fuck me? -Fuck you.
老子不管了 What the...I don't give a shit.
-嘿 -你他妈闪开 -Hey. -Get the fuck out of my way.
你他妈快下来 You get out the fucking car!
你他妈自找的 You fucking asked for this.
我他妈才上任两星期 老兄 I've been on the job two fucking weeks, bro!
你他妈干什么 你他妈开什么玩笑 What the fuck are you...Are you fucking kidding?
他妈开什么玩笑 Fucking kidding me!
-我勒个去 -上帝啊 -Oh, my fucking God. -Jesus Christ!
你他妈... Are you fucking...
这都怪你 这都怪你 It's all because of you.It's all because of you.
-去你妈的 -快上车 -Fuck you! -Get in the car!
-快点 快点 -你完蛋了 -Come on! Come on! -You are so fucked.
我有你的车牌号 I have your license plate.
只要敢上那辆车 你们全都得玩完 If you get in that car,you're all fucked.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no!
你他妈在干嘛 What the fuck are you doing?
操你妈 俄国佬 Fuck you, Russians!
我的老天爷 God. Jesus Christ.
你们都疯了 You are crazy.
你们全他妈疯了 You guys are fucking crazy.
我们要找到那狗崽子 We're going to find this fucker
哪怕要耗一整晚 even if it takes all fucking night.
我以我母亲的性命发誓 I swear on my mother's life...
你他妈刚刚都干了什么 What the fuck did you just do?
快点 给我提供点线索 随便什么都行 Come on, give me something. Like, something.
-线索 你们一般去哪 -不知道 -Some... Where would you... -I don't know.
-我不知道 -想 想 会去哪 -I don't know. -Think. Think. Where?
他...游戏 他喜欢电子游戏 He... Gaming. He likes video games.
也许他会去街机厅什么的 我也不确定 Maybe he'll be at an arcade or something. I don't know.
快点 保持清醒 老兄 Hurry up. Stay awake, man.
各位 今天有谁见过这个人吗 Guys, anybody see this guy today?
你们见过万尼亚·扎哈罗夫吗 Have you seen Vanya Zakharov?
大家今天见过这孩子吗 Guys, see this kid today?
噢 台球馆 Oh! Billiard hall.
前面有家台球馆 There-there is the billiard hall.
还记得我们五年前一起... Remember five years ago we...
你教他打过台球吗 you-you were teaching him how to play billiard?
我们就在那玩的 就在前面街角 We played here,right here around the corner.
-记得吗 -五年前? -You remember? -Five years ago?
我记得 I remember.
打扰一下 朋友 Come, come. One second, my friend.
看下这张照片 你见过他吗 Look at this picture.Have you seen this guy?
伊凡 伊凡 Ivan, Ivan.
-这是万尼亚吗 -对 -Is that Vanya? -Yeah.
你们今天见过他吗 Have you seen him today?
-不 今天没有 -没有 -No, not today. -No.
不过他办的派对最屌了 He does the greatest parties, though.
没错 他超酷 Yeah, he's really cool.
我恨死这个贱人了 I hate this bitch so much,
看到她的脸我就想吐 I want to vomit when I see her face.
"请留下语音信息" Please leave your message...
各位 你们见过这男的吗 Guys, have you seen this guy?
他失踪了 He's-he's been missing.
你确定 You sure?
让我问问他们 Let me ask them.
- 等等 别进了 - 给我点时间 - Wait, stop. - Give me a second.
各位 你们今天见过这个男的吗 Guys, have you seen this... this guy today?
没 No.
他可能不是走丢了 也许是被绑架了 He's probably not lost, perhaps he is kidnapped.
是啊 的确 被绑架了 Yeah sure, kidnapped... Of course.
再想 再想 再想 Think, think, think, think.
你继续给他打电话 好吗 And can you keep calling him, please?
你搞什么 What the fuck?
-噢 上帝 -你他妈... -Oh, my God. -Oh, you got to be...
-开什么玩笑 -我的天哪 -fucking kidding me! -Jesus fucking Christ.
你知道我老婆 You understand that my wife
明天还要开这辆车吗 has to drive this car tomorrow?
知道吗 Do you?
我要怎么去掉这股味儿 How am I gonna get rid of this smell? Huh?
你还是回埃里温去吧 It's better you go back to Yerevan.
给我他妈的滚蛋 Fucking get rid of you.
你是想把我们炸死吗 Do you want to blow us up?
-我很小心的 -滚开 - I'm careful. - Fuck off!
赶紧给我滚 Get the fuck out of here!
比起我 你更关心伊凡 You care about Ivan more than me.
快给我擦 Start cleaning!
谁更重要 是伊凡还是你奄奄一息的老弟 Who's more important? Ivan or your dying brother?
- 去他妈的伊凡 去他妈的小婊子 -不 我不会再上去了 -Fuck Ivan. Fuck that little bitch. -Yeah, I'm not getting back in there.
没门 Mm-mm.
里面还是臭得要死 It still fucking stinks in here.
妈的 我知道 该死 Fuck, I know. Shit!
你跟他去过哪些夜店 Which clubs did you go with him?
-不晓得 我们去过... -什么 -I don't know. We went to... -Huh?
我不知道 我们去过很多家 I don't know.We went to a lot of 'em.
那就带我一家家找 Take me to every single one.
嘿 你今天见过这个男的吗 Hey, have you seen this guy today?
见过 我们没让他喝了 他醉得不轻 Yeah, we cut him off. He was wasted.
什么时候 When?
大概20分钟前 Like 20 minutes ago.
他走了 He just left.
你们今天见过这个男的吗 Have you guys seen this guy today?
没有? No?
你找的是伊凡·扎哈罗夫吗 Did you ask about Ivan Zakharov?
-他给我丢下一张800美元的账单就跑了 -他现在在哪儿 - He left me an $800 bill. - Where is he now?
我怎么知道 但总得有人把钱还给我 How should I know? But somebody has to pay me.
-好的 再见 -不 等等 可你们认识他 -Okay, bye. -No, wait. But you know him.
我已经跟他道过歉了 I told him my apologies.
你可以再和他说一遍 You can tell him one more time.
我一定会补偿你的 I'm gonna definitely make them up to you.
或者说补偿他们 补偿你也行 Or up to them, or up to you.
我能怎么办? Wh-What can I do?
你希望我怎么做 Wh-What do you want me to do?
他没事 He's fine.
告诉他妈妈一切都好 Tell his mom that everything is fine,
他就坐在我旁边 he's sitting next to me.
这是真貂皮吗 Is it a real mink?
我跟你说 我现在不能聊了 我得挂了 I'm telling you... I can't talk anymore. I have to go.
不 No.
拜托 求你了 别说了 Please, I'm begging you. Please stop.
噢 Oh.
看起来像真的 It looks like real mink
我当然知道 为什么你... Of course I do. Why you...
- 对 这他妈是真的 但不是水貂 - 我也很惭愧 -Yeah, it's fucking real, but it's not mink. -I am ashamed as well.
- 我是这孩子的教父 -这他妈是俄罗斯紫貂 懂吗 -I'm the godfather of that child. -It's fucking Russian sable,okay?
比水貂皮值钱多了 Which is worth a lot more than mink.
当然我很惭愧 Of course I'm ashamed.
不 别...别这么说 亲爱的 No, don't-don't ta...don't talk about that baby.
各位 你们今天见过这个男的吗 Guys, have you seen this guy today?
排队去 End of the line.
我就问个问题 I just have a question.
你有见过这个孩子吗 Have you seen this kid?
见过 他半小时前来过这儿 Yeah, he was here 30 minutes ago.
他醉得不行 禁止入内 He was too drunk to enter.
-你知道他去哪儿了吗 -谁他妈知道 - Do you know where he went? - Who the fuck knows.
请出示证件 Your I.D., please.
你这个教父当得真差劲 What a shitty godfather you are.
你没有保护那孩子 而是抛下了他 Instead of protecting the child, you just left him.
你跟我来这套吗 Are you fucking with me?
也许他喝高了 Maybe he's on a bender.
假如你那么能耐 If you're so competent,
怎么还放任他跑掉呢 why did you let him leave?
喝高了用英语怎么说 How do you say bender?
呃 "断片儿" Uh, "bender."
这叫"断片儿" 对 It-it's a bender. Yeah.
老托 这跟能耐有什么关系 Tor, what does that have to do with competence?
去他妈的 我又没想干这个 Fuck this shit. I didn't sign up for this.
我只想回亚美尼亚老家 真见鬼 I just want to go home to Armenia. This sucks.
我惨了 I'm so fucked.
彻底惨了 So fucked!
知道吗 他整我比整你整得惨多了 You know, he fucked me much harder than he fucked you.
-是吗 -百分百确定 -Oh, yeah? -Hundred percent.
相信我 Trust me.
如果我们到现在都没找到他 就说明找不到他了 If we haven't found him by now,we are not finding him.
我问你了吗 问你了吗 Did I ask you? Did I ask you?
我就是说说 老兄 I'm just saying, man.
把你的意见吞肚子里 Keep your opinion to yourself.
从现在开始我不会再讲话了 I'm not going to talk at all from now on.
艾妮的亿万富豪老公 Ani's fucking billionaire husband
刚刚来了 他想找点乐子 just strolled in,and he's looking for action.
而我会去满足他 And I'm gonna give him some.
万尼亚? Vanya?
万尼亚 Vanya.
知道吗 这太糟了 You know, it's so sad.
他们的婚姻肯定已经完蛋了 That marriage must really be in the toilet already.
万尼亚在这？ Vanya's here?
不好意思 'Scuse!
-你们见过这男的吗 -没有 -Have you seen this guy today? -No.
你呢 先生 How about you, sir?
伊戈尔 谢谢你的药 Igor, thank you for the pills.
我想要他吃的那种药 给我也来一颗 I want what he had. I want one of those.
你他妈没听见吗 我说给我也来一颗 Did you fucking hear me? I said, "I want one of those."
不行 No.
不行? No?
你啥意思 为什么 What the fuck? Why?
因为我不贩毒 'Cause I don't deal drugs.
一个住得起高级小区的街头混混 A fucking gopnik who can afford to live in Brightwater
居然不贩毒? and doesn't deal drugs?
是啊 当然 Yeah, right.
那是我奶奶的公寓还有她的止痛药 It's my grandmother's apartment and her drugs.
我没多余的药了 而且我也不是混混 I don't have any more, and I'm not gopnik.
是 你说得对 Yeah, you're right.
你是个死玻璃 那就是你 You're a faggot-ass bitch, is what you are.
嘿 各位 你们见过这个男的吗 Hey, guys, have you seen this guy today?
没 No.
死玻璃是什么意思 What does faggot-ass bitch mean?
就是该死的同性恋 Fucking faggot.
对 就像他说的 Yep, what he said.
-一边去 -干嘛这么粗鲁 - Go away! - Why are you being rude?
-我只是问个问题 -老子才不管 I'm just asking a question. I don't give a shit.
为什么我是死玻璃 And why am I faggot-ass bitch?
不知道 I don't know.
他们说是娘胎里带的 They say you're just born that way.
知道吗 我受够你们这帮小年轻了 You know what, I'm so sick of your generation, man.
我是说 瞧你们的德行 I mean, look at you.
对长辈毫无敬意 No respect for elder,
目无尊长 没有目标 no respect for authority, no goals.
你们唯一的人生目标就是 I mean, the only goal you have just to buy
买双漂亮的运动鞋 仅此而已 pair of cool sneakers.That's all.
讲真的 拜托 I mean, honestly. Come on.
你们都他妈什么毛病 What the fuck is wrong with you? Huh?
你们为什么不听我把话讲完呢 Why don't you just hear me out?
缺乏职业道德 No work ethics.
懒惰 愚蠢 Lazy, stupid.
我不理解 I don't understand.
我从16岁起就开始打工了 I've been working since I'm 16 years old.
你们有什么毛病 What is wrong with you?
一天到晚只会刷抖音 照片墙 抖音 照片墙 All you do is TikTok, Instagram, TikTok, Instagram.
就是这样 That's it.
他在HQ He's at HQ!
什么? What?
大本营俱乐部 Fucking Headquarters!
嘿 你好呀 Hey. Hello.
-地址是哪 -西38街 -What's the address? -West 38th Street.
哇 我爱死那个地方了 Whoo! I fucking love that place.
你是说在曼哈顿吗 You mean fucking Manhattan?
对 就在该死的曼哈顿 Yeah, it's in fucking Manhattan.
我的老天爷 Oh, my fucking God.
-快点 -我需要现金 -Hurry up! -Oh, I need cash.
-托罗斯 -去那里要开45分钟 抓紧了 -Toros! -That's 45 minutes away.Hurry up
美极了 Beautiful.
你叫万尼亚 对吗 You're Vanya, right?
对 是我 Yeah, that's me.
阿诺拉 阿诺拉 Anora. Anora!
不是阿诺拉 是艾妮 It's not Anora. It's Ani.
叫你朋友不惜一切代价把他留住 Tell your friend to hold him there at any cost.
哪怕用身体拖住他也行 Even if they have to physically hold him.
比如狠狠抓住他不放 Like, grab him really.
-还要吗 还要吗 -要 要 -More? More? -More, more.
因为你的皮肤是我摸过手感最好的 Because you have the best skin that I ever touch.
-我爱你 我爱你 -用俄语 -I love you. I love you. -How do you say...
怎么说 In Russian?
别气出心脏病 Don't have a heart attack,
不过万尼亚正在楼上包厢跟闪钻一起 but Vanya's upstairs in a private with Diamond.
艾妮 这些家伙是谁 Ani, who the hell are these guys?
万尼亚 Vanya?
他在...他在其中一个房间吗 Where is...He's in one of these rooms?
对 Yeah.
见鬼 抱歉 Shit. Sorry.
-抱歉 黛西 -嘿 艾妮 -Sorry. Sorry, Daisy. -Hey, Ani.
万尼亚? 该死 Vanya? Oh, shit.
克拉拉 你见到闪钻了吗 Carla, have you seen Diamond?
我想她应该在钢管房 嘿 怎么... I think she's in the pole room.Hey, what's going...
-什么是钢管房 -他妈在钢管房 -What's pole room? -Fucking pole room.
-万尼亚 -噢 见鬼 -Vanya? -Oh, what the fuck?
快他妈从我老公身上下来 Oh, get the fuck off my fucking husband.
你他妈疯啦 You fucking mad?
对 我他妈气得要发疯 婊子 Yeah, I am about to be fucking mad, bitch.
-快溜 -咱们走 -Skip out, ho. -Let's go!
-噢 你他妈想跑了? -臭婊子 -Oh, you want to fucking go? -You fucking bitch.
好啊 放马过来 贱人 Yeah, come get some, bitch.
- 很高兴见到你们 - 我们整晚都在到处跑 而这家伙却在这里乱嗨 -Nice to see you guys. -We're running around all night and this fucking guy is here getting his rocks off.
- 万尼亚 我们他妈找了你一整天 - 我们整晚都在找你 你个混蛋 一整夜 -Vanya, we've been fucking looking for you. -We were looking for you all night, you fuck! All night!
我一直在发短信 打电话 I've been texting.I've been fucking calling you.
你他妈为什么不回我电话 Why haven't you answered any of my fucking calls?
你这个小王八蛋 You little son of a bitch.
你为什么要丢下我 万尼亚 Why'd you fucking leave me, Vanya?
我想要去追你 I tried to run after you.
这帮家伙把我的手腕绑了起来 These guys, they fucking tied my wrists up.
-他们还拿走了我的戒指 -为啥啊 老兄 -They took my ring. -For what, bro?
他们袭击了我 万尼亚 They fucking assaulted me,Vanya.
好了 起来吧 你们可以去车上聊 Okay, get up. Let's go.You can talk in the car.
-起来 -不 我他妈找到他了 -Get up. -No, I fucking found him,
所以我有权和他谈 so I get to fucking talk to him.
好吗 咱们说好的 Okay? That was the deal.
万尼亚 咱们时间还没到呢 Vanya, our hour's not over.
噢 快把她给我撵出去 Oh, get her the fuck out of here!
你才该从我的包厢里滚出去 贱人 Oh, get the fuck out of my private, bitch!
-万尼亚 看着我 -我正在看着 -Vanya, look at me. -I am looking at you.
我会回来的 贱人 I'm coming back, bitch.
去你妈的 闪钻 Fuck you, Diamond.
这很重要 This is very important.
万尼亚 看着我 Vanya, look at me.
拜托你听我说 亲爱的 听好了 Just listen to me, baby, listen.
这些家伙希望我们离婚 懂吗 These guys, they want us to get a divorce, okay?
那不叫离婚 It's not divorce.
-都说几百遍了 -滚开 让我说 -I told you hundred times. -Back off. Let me...
那叫注销 注销 It's annulment. Annulment.
万尼亚 告诉他们 Vanya, tell them
我们是不会离婚的 好吗 that we're not gonna get a divorce, okay?
告诉他们这就是个错误 Tell them that this is a mistake.
我爸妈也在这儿吗 Are my parents here yet?
亲爱的 这至关重要 Baby, this is very important.
-你听我说 -不 不 不 我们... -Listen to me here. -No, no, no. We...
你父母明天12点抵达 Your parents are coming at 12:00.
我帮你们找到了他 所以让我和他谈完 I helped you find him,so let me fucking talk to him.
我们还得去法院 We still need to go to the courthouse!
万尼亚 拜托看着我 好吗 Vanya, just look at me, okay?
他妈的别理他们 Fucking ignore them.
那女的不算什么 It doesn't fucking matter about her.
今天发生的一切都无所谓 好吗 It doesn't matter about anything, okay? Just...
我只需要你告诉他们... I need you to tell them...
万尼亚 这不好笑 Vanya, this is not funny.
我知道 是不好笑 I know. It's not.
万尼亚 看着我 亲爱的 Vanya, look at me, baby.
让咱们的婚姻继续下去 好吗 Let's stay married, okay?
你知道他们的歌吗 我爱他们 You know these guys? Yeah, I love them. I love them.
上帝啊 万尼亚 Jesus, Vanya.
我们必须认真讨论这件事 好吗 We have to talk about this, okay?
这非常非常重要 好吗 This is very,very important, all right?
我现在不想聊这事儿 I don't want to talk about it right now.
好的 可是... Okay, but just-just...
瞧瞧他对我... Look what he...
不 万尼亚 咱们现在不能喝酒 No, no, no, Vanya,we can't drink right now.
你得告诉他们...各位 他喝多了 You need to tell them...Guys, he's fucking drunk.
我们没法谈...不 We can't talk right... No.
我们他妈还没谈完呢 We're not fucking done talking.
-我要跟他谈清楚 -走吧 -I wanted to talk to him. -Come on.
走喽 Here we go!
万尼亚 万尼亚 Vanya. Vanya.
万尼亚 我们必须把这事讨论清楚 Vanya, Vanya, we have to keep talking about this.
万尼亚 Vanya!
别他妈碰我 上帝 Do not fucking touch me! Jesus.
万尼亚 我们还没...我们得谈下去 Vanya, we're not...we have to keep talking.
他们想逼我们离婚 我们不能... They're trying to bring us to get a divorce. We can't...
你他妈别... Do not fucking...
他妈的给我滚远一点 Get the fuck out of my fucking face.
吉米 艾妮带了三个家伙来这里闹事 Jimmy, Ani's here with three guys causing a scene.
俄国妞艾妮? Russian Ani?
我他妈早说过 I fucking told you.
你他妈离我远点 Get the fuck out of my fucking face.
对不对 最多两礼拜 Didn't I? Two weeks.
我他妈一语中的 On the fucking nose!
惹错人了 婊子 Wrong one, bitch.
伙计们 外面打起来了 Guys, there's a fucking fight!
-不是吧 -我去 -No way! -Oh, shit!
噢 上帝 我爱看 Oh, my God, I love it.
我不建议这么做 I don't recommend that.
加尼克 做点什么 Garnik, do something!
喂 喂 住手 住手 Yo, yo, yo.Break it up, break it up.
出去解决 别在这闹 Take it outside.Take that shit outside.
大本营杜绝暴力 There's no fighting at HQ.
好了 冷静点 Okay, calm down.
快从这滚出去 Man,get the fuck out of here! No.
都给我滚 Get the fuck out of here.
上车 Get in.
回去 有多远滚多远 Get back.Get the fuck out of here.
你说过艾妮是我们的人 You told me Ani's one of our girls.
-滚 滚 -上车 -Go. Go. -In the car.
找到你了 我们他妈找到你了 Fucking found you! We found you!
不敢相信你竟然像个小屁孩一样逃跑 I can't believe you went running like a fucking baby.
不过没关系 你父母过来了 But it's okay.Your parents are coming.
你要离开了 总算要离开了 You're gone.You're gone, finally.
-彻底消失 -万尼亚 万尼亚 -Fucking gone. -Vanya. Vanya.
你知道现在是什么情况吗 Do you know what's happening right now?
你他妈知道现在是怎样吗 万尼亚 Do you fucking know what's going on right now, Vanya?
别碰我 伙计 Get off me, man.
他彻底醉了 他... He's fucking wasted. He-he...
我得等他清醒后再跟他说 I need to talk to him when he's fucking sober.
-他这样我没法谈 -谈话结束了 -I can't talk to him like this. -Talking is done.
还没结束 Talking is not done.
他这副样子当然会任你们摆布 Of course he's gonna do anything you say.
-他都醉成烂泥了 -谈话结束了 -He's fucking plastered. -Talking is done.
现在我们要在三小时内把事情办完 Now we're gonna get this thing done in three hours.
-不 之前不是这么说的 -就是这么说的 -No, this wasn't the fucking deal. -Yes, it was.
慢一点 我要吐了 Oh, slow down.I'm gonna get sick.
咱们会把这事了结 We're gonna get this thing done.
你会拿到该死的酬金 You're gonna get your fucking money,
然后乖乖走人 就是这样 and you're gonna walk away--that's it.
就是这么定的 That was the deal.
该死 Fuck.
知道吗 你一定... What? You know, you must...
你一定非常恨我 老弟 You must really hate me, man.
讲真的 I mean, seriously.
在我为你瞻前马后 And after all I've done for you.
你知道 所有事都做了 You know, everything.
我是说 我为你保释过多少回? I mean, I bailed you out how many times?
嗯? 多少回了? Huh? How many times?
而你就这样对我? And you do this to me?
知道吗 这让我很火大 You know, it-it makes me upset.
你知道这...这让我... You know, it's...You know how...
这事让我有多尴尬吗 how embarrassing that is for me?
你到底有没有在听我说话 Are you even listening to what I'm saying?
他睡死过去了 He's passed out, abed.
我们就在这等 Now we wait.
好的 他来了 嘿 Okay. He's here. Hey.
醒醒 醒醒 Wake up. Wake up.
他到了 咱们过去 He's here. Let's go.
万尼亚 Vanya.
醒醒吧 兄弟 出来了 Wake up, brother... come out, please.
我想待在车里 I want to stay in the car.
万尼亚 万尼亚 看着我 Vanya, Vanya, look at me.
- 在你进去前 我们先谈谈 好吗 -不要被开罚单 也不要被拖走 -We need to talk before you go in there, okay? -Do not get a ticket and do not get towed.
万尼亚 Vanya?
万尼亚 等你进去后 Vanya, Vanya,don't say anything
什么都别说 知道吗 when you go in there, okay?
万尼亚 Vanya.
万尼亚 一切交给我处理 好吗 Vanya, I'm gonna handle this, okay.
-我来搞定 -处理什么 -I got it. -Handle what?
-别跟他说话 -他妈的不关你事 -Don't talk to him. -None of your fucking business.
-进去吧 -你们好 -Let's go. -Hello, everyone.
-你好吗 先生 -托罗斯 -How are you, sir? -Toros.
别倒 别倒 Stop it, stop it, stop it.
哇哦 他没事吧 Whoa, whoa.Is he all right there?
你觉得他看上去像没事吗 Does he fucking look all right to you?
-他很好 -他妈的一点都不好 -He is okay. -He is not fucking all right.
-他连站都站不稳 -你好吗 -He can barely stand. -How are you?
很好 谢谢 Fine, thanks.
呃 法官很仁慈 Uh, the judge is being very kind,
把我们的案子提前了 and he bumped us up.
-很好 -你好 伊凡 -Good. -Hello, Ivan.
伊凡 我是迈克尔·沙尔诺夫 你父亲的律师 Ivan, it's Michael Sharnov, your father's attorney.
记得我吗 Remember me?
你不记得你迈克尔叔叔了吗 You don't remember Uncle Michael?
他有点疲惫 He's a little bit tired.
-没关系 -看出来了 -It's okay. -I see.
疲惫? Tired?
所以这位是... And this is the...
那位幸运女士 The lucky lady.
-好吧 那这位又是? -有用得着他的地方 -Okay. And who is this? -Him we're gonna need.
扶着他 Just holding.
好吧 我不懂什么意思 Okay, I don't know what that means,
我也不想懂 and I don't want to know.
咱们走 把你的证件准备好 Let's go. Get your I.D.'s ready.
我跟他谈过了 I talked to him
很明显他想了结掉这件事 and it's clear he wants this done.
可他知道他儿子醉成这样吗 But does he know that his son is intoxicated?
他没有喝醉 他只是刚醒过来 He's not intoxicated, he just woke up.
托罗斯 拜托 别这样 Toros, please. Come on, man.
我不会拿我的律师执照冒险 因为你不能... I'm not gonna risk my license because you can't...
你想不想为扎哈罗夫家族工作了? You want to keep working for Zakharov family or not?
沙尔诺夫先生 Mr. Sharnov.
-你应该感到非常幸运 -法官大人 -Consider yourself very fortunate. -Your Honor.
法庭今天的日程安排不忙 所以... We have a light calendar today,so, um,
你手上到底什么急案? what's your urgent matter?
法官阁下 我们来此提出申诉 Your Honor, we are here to file a complaint
并请求立即撤销一桩 and request for an immediate annulment
在胁迫下缔结的婚姻 of a union that took place under duress.
伊凡· 扎哈罗夫与阿诺拉·米赫耶娃的婚姻... Ivan Zakharov and Anora Mikheeva married...
胁迫你个大头鬼 Duress, my fucking ass.
-好吧 -哇哦 -Okay. -Whoa!
对不起 I'm sorry.
对不起 法官大人 但这根本就是鬼扯 I'm sorry, Your Honor,but this is bullshit.
-胡说八道 -法官阁下 我... -It's bullshit. -Your Honor, I...
-这些男人企图... -你得住口 -These men are trying to... -You got to stop.
你不能...不能这样直接发言 You can't...you can't talk this way.
好的 对不起 他们企图... Okay. I'm sorry.They're trying...
别他妈碰我 Do not fucking touch me.
这个穿驼色大衣的男士是谁 Who's this man in the camel coat?
保安 麻烦把这个人从我身边拉走 Security, please get this man away from me.
您是谁 先生 沙尔诺夫先生 他和你一起的吗 Who are you, sir? Mr. Sharnov, is he with you?
-快...快把他拉走 -过来 过来 -Get... Get him away from me. -Come on, come on.
-来吧 -警官 带他走 -Come on, come on. -Officer, take him...
抱歉 法官大人 Your Honor, I apologize.
谢谢你 警官 非常感谢 Thank you, Officer. I appreciate it.
-好了 请坐 请坐 -对不起 -Okay, have a seat. Have a seat. -I'm sorry.
谢谢您 法官大人 And thank you, Your Honor.
-万分感谢 -不用客气 -I really appreciate it. -You're welcome.
不用客气 保持这个音量 You're welcome. Keep that tone.
-好的 -别客气 -Okay. -You're welcome.
法官大人 很明显 Your Honor, clearly,
我丈夫正处于醉酒状态 my husband is intoxicated right now.
他根本不适合做任何决定 He is in no place to be making any decisions.
我反对 法官阁下 她无权发言 Uh, Your Honor, objection.She shouldn't be talking.
请别听她的一面之词 Don't listen to her, please.
-驼色大衣 你给我坐下 -我的胃 -Camel coat, sit down.Down. -My stomach.
他显然喝醉了 法官大人 He is clearly intoxicated, Your Honor.
-她凭什么还在说话 -我道歉 法官大人 -Why is she talking? -Your Honor, I apologize.
法官大人 我一直在试图 Your Honor,what I have been trying
向您解释我们是合法结婚的 to explain to you--we got married legally.
反对 法官大人 他们是非法结婚 Objection, Your Honor. They're not legally married,
-而且她没资格说话 -先生 先生 -and she shouldn't be talking. -Sir. Sir.
-我没资格说话? -给我坐下 驼衣男 -I shouldn't be talking? -Camel man, sit down.
-对不起 -我道歉 法官阁下 -My apologies. -Your Honor, I-I apologize.
我的委托人不知道自己在说什么 我很抱歉 My client doesn't know what she's saying. I'm sorry.
他们想强迫我们申请注销婚姻 And they are trying to force us to get an annulment...
-我...我醉了 -要么坐下 要么走人 -I-I am intoxicated. -Sit quietly or begone.
我们在一个合法的结婚场所 We got legally married at
-登记结婚 -拜托 -a legitimate marriage place... -Please.
-就在内华达州的拉斯维加斯 -小姐 拜托小点声 -...in Las Vegas, Nevada. -Miss, please keep it down.
-放低音量 -这千真万确 -Keep it down. -It is real.
我们有结婚证书 We have a marriage certificate.
沙尔诺夫先生 你来说 Mr. Sharnov, take charge now.
我们是不会签署... We're not gonna be signing...
他们在内华达结的婚? They got married in Nevada?
那又怎样 So what?
我们无法在这申请注销 We can't get it annulled here.
-沙尔诺夫先生 -什么 -Mr. Sharnov. -What?
谢谢您的倾听 法官大人 Thank you for listening, Your Honor.
- 沙尔诺夫先生 - 我们可以提出申请 -Mr. Sharnov. -We can file for one
- 但如果你想现在就生效 就必须回当地 -沙尔诺夫先生 -but if you want this now, you have to go there. -Mr. Sharnov.
-最后警告 -看到我这里 -Last time. -Do you see what
-什么状况了吗? -你他妈在逗我吗 -I've been dealing with? -Are you fucking kidding me?
都给我出去 好吗 够了 Folks, get out. Okay, that's it.
我胃疼 My stomach hurts.
-不 不 不 -给我坐下 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. -Have a seat.
-坐下 -不 不 不 -Have a seat. -No, no, no.
庭警 在他吐之前把他从桌上弄下来 Officer, get him off the table before he throws up.
-我要...我要... -该死 -I need... I need... -Fuck!
-拜托 -让他从桌上下来 -Come on. -Get him off the table.
-让他出去 -该死 -Get him out. -Fuck!
所有人离开法庭 Everyone out of the court.
快点 Come on.
庭警清场 Clear the court, Officer.
-该走了 -我们走 我们走 -Time to go. -Let's go. Let's go.
-我们走 -庭警 麻烦清场 -Let's go. -Officer,clear the court, please.
你们为什么要跑去维加斯 为什么不选纽约 Why did you go to Vegas? Why not here in New York?
各位 你们没必要拖着他乱跑 Guys, you don't have to fucking drag him around.
为什么不是纽约 你能解释一下吗 Why not here in New York? Can you explain to me?
我们他妈在维加斯结婚 We got fucking married in Vegas
是因为他在那儿向我求的婚 because that's where he proposed to me.
所以现在我们要一起去见你父母 So now we're gonna go see your parents.
-万尼亚 -你要跟他们解释 -Vanya. -You're gonna explain to them
你是在未经我许可的情况下去的维加斯 that you went to Vegas without my permission.
不 我们他妈哪儿都不去 No, we're not fucking going anywhere.
-明白吗 因为这不是我的责任 -万尼亚 -You understand? Because it wasn't my fault. -Vanya.
-你也要去 -不 我他妈哪也不去 -You, too. -Oh, no, I am not going fucking anywhere.
你得告诉他们是你带他去维加斯的 You're gonna have to tell them that you-you took him to Vegas
-没经过我允许 -我不要 不 不 -without my permission. -I am not going... No, no.
-不 不 不 我... -这不是的我错 -No, no, no. I... -This is not my fault.
-不 我们... -上车 -No, we are... We are so... -Get in the car.
-上车 -我他妈才不上车 -Get in the car. -I'm not getting in the fucking car,
因为该弄的已经弄完了 'cause we're fucking done here.
你被开罚单了? You got a ticket?
现在老娘想要回我的戒指 混蛋 And I want my fucking ring now,motherfucker.
-万尼亚 你不用... -搞什么 -Vanya, you don't have to... -What's going on?
万尼亚 快下车 好吗 Vanya, get out of the car, okay?
你不用听这帮家伙的 You do not have to listen to these people.
好吗 你不需要听他们话 Okay? You don't have to listen to them because
因为你是个成年人 万尼亚 you're an adult, Vanya.
就让你干一件事结果还被开罚单? You had one job and you get a ticket?
你是个成年人 好吗 You're an adult, okay?
我一定是打瞌睡了 I must have dozed off.
你打瞌睡了 可是我告诉过你别睡着啊 You dozed off! But I told you not to fall asleep!
- 行了 事情解决了吗 - 你是成年人了 - Yeah, but are we done? - You are an adult.
你是个成年人 You are an adult.
咱们走 Let's go.
我得和我父母谈谈 I just need to talk with my parents.
好吧 Okay.
好的 就这样 Okay. All right.
我们去和你父母说 好吗 We'll talk to your parents, okay?
我们去和你父母好好谈 We're gonna talk to your parents,
他们会理解的 因为他们爱你 and they're gonna understand because they love you.
上车 Get in.
怎么回事 What happened?
他们在拉斯维加斯结的婚 就这么回事 They got married in Vegas, that's what happened.
他们爱你 所以他们会理解的 好吗 They love you, and they're gonna understand, okay?
万尼亚 好吗 对吗 Vanya, okay? Right?
-他们会理解的 是不是? -上车 -They're gonna understand,right? -Get in the car.
给我上车 Get in the car.
那我们现在该怎么办 What are we going to do now?
这真是一场永无休止的噩梦 This is a never-ending nightmare...
到底是不是 万尼亚 Right, Vanya?
是吗? Right?
快上车 Get in the car.
我要他十分钟内变得干干净净 衣衫整洁 I want him clean and presentable in ten minutes.
而你给我老实点 And, you, behave.
有一次 Once,
这白痴决定跟他的朋友们在“酷爱”里游泳 this idiot and his friends decided to swim in Kool-Aid.
万尼亚 Vanya.
你知道那是什么吗 是果汁 Do you know what is it? It's a juice.
他们磕了药 They were stoned
往池子里倒了 and poured four pounds
快四斤“酷爱” of Kool-Aid in the pool.
他们破坏了整个泳池系统 They destroyed the whole system.
损失八万七千美元 Eighty-seven thousand dollars in damages.
你好 加琳娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜 Hello, Galina Stepanovna.
他在哪儿 Where is he?
好的 Okay.
该上场了 Showtime.
尼古拉·扎哈罗夫 旅途如何 Nikolai Zakharov, how was your flight?
屁股朝天 脸埋地下 Face down, ass up.
我有些坏消息 I have some bad news.
讲 Go on.
-您不会开心的 -我早就已经不开心了 - You're not going to be happy. - I'm already not happy.
什么事 What?
万尼亚 万尼亚 Vanya. Vanya.
你怎么了 看着我 What's wrong with you? Look at me.
你醉了吗 Are you drunk?
该死 Damn...
加尼克 他喝醉了 Garnik, he's drunk.
是的 加琳娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜 Yes, Galina Stepanovna,
他现在不太清醒 但这不是我们的错 he's not sober, but it's not our fault.
妈妈 我知道了 我已经很尴尬了 Mom, I got it, I'm already embarrassed.
-你很尴尬吗 -对 - So, you're embarrassed? - Yes.
你还很尴尬吗 So, you're embarrassed?
你让我们家族成了国家的耻辱 You made our family a national disgrace.
加琳娜·扎哈罗娃 Galina Zakharova,
我是阿诺拉 I'm Anora.
终于见到您 真是太好了 It's so wonderful to finally meet you.
我非常荣幸能成为伊凡的妻子 It's such an honor to be Ivan's wife
和你们幸福家族中的一员 and a part of your beautiful family.
伊凡不是你丈夫 Ivan is not your husband,
你也不是他家族的一员 and you are not part of this family.
而且你的俄语也令人汗颜 And your Russian is embarrassing.
-这是新款的吗 -是的 新款 - Is this from the new collection? - Yes, new collection.
呃 夫人 Uh, ma'am?
夫人? Ma'am?
干嘛? Yes?
万尼亚和我 我们真心相爱 Vanya and I, we are in love,
所以我们希望你们能接受我们 and we would like you to accept that.
万尼亚并不爱你 Vanya is not in love with you.
明白吗 Understand?
我们也不会接受这桩婚事 懂吗 And we will not accept it, okay?
加琳娜 Galina.
托罗斯有事要跟你说 Toros has something to tell you.
该死的 Fuck.
你们全是饭桶 You are all idiots.
万尼亚 我们现在他妈的不能上飞机 Vanya, we cannot get on the fucking plane right now.
托罗斯 我们会重新评估你在公司将来的位置 Toros, we will discuss your future in our company.
万尼亚 为什么你一定要听你父母的? Vanya, why are you listening to your fucking parents?
你他妈怎么回事 What the fuck is wrong with you?
万尼亚 我们现在必须说清楚 好吗 Vanya, we have to talk right fucking now, okay?
古拉 把电话挂了 Kolya, hang up the phone already!
万尼亚 我们必须好好谈谈 Vanya, we have to fucking talk.
不 不 不 回飞机上去 No, no, no, no.Go back to the plane.
我们要在十分钟内加满燃料起飞 I want us refueled and in the air in ten minutes.
万尼亚 该死的看着我 万尼亚 Vanya, fucking look at me.Vanya.
万尼亚 你他妈爷们一点 跟我说话 Vanya, be a fucking man and talk to me!
有必要带上那个夜场女一起吗 Is it necessary to take the night butterfly with us?
是的 双方都必须到场 Yes, both parties must be present.
你想让我说什么 What do you want me to say?
你能明白现在我们必须 Can you understand that now we must go
登上这该死的飞机飞回维加斯吗 in the fucking plane and fly to fucking Vegas?
懂了没 Get it?
你懂了没 You get it?
所以我们要离婚吗 你... So we're getting a divorce? You...
当然了 你蠢吗 Of course! Are you stupid?
伊凡 快点 Ivan, hurry up!
等一下 One second.
另外 多谢你 And thank you...
让我在美国的最后之旅变得如此有趣 ...for making my last trip to America so fun.
是吗 你觉得有趣？ Yeah? You had fun?
对 Yeah.
咱们走吧 Let's go.
她在哪儿 Where is she?
我不知道 外边吧 I don't know, there.
快点登机 Board the plane now.
不 No.
不 这事没完 No, I'm not doing that.
你们得一起登机 然后再一起把婚离了 You are getting on this plane,and you are getting divorced.
是的 我们当然他妈会离婚 Yeah, we're gonna get a fucking divorce,
但首先 我要找一名律师 but, uh, first, I'm getting a lawyer.
然后我要把伊凡和你都告了 Then I'm gonna sue Ivan and you,
最后我会分一半财产走人 and I'm gonna walk away with fucking half
因为我没签过婚前协议 because I didn't sign a prenup.
这么做 会让你失去一切 Do that,and you'll lose everything.
你的每一分钱 Any money you may have--
虽然我怀疑没多少 although I doubt you have much--
全都会消失 will be gone.
你有房子吗 Do you have a house?
你有车吗 Do you have a car?
全都会消失 All gone.
你的人生还有你家人、朋友的人生 Your life and the lives of your family and friends,
通通都会被摧毁 everything will be destroyed.
你想现在谈吗 You want to talk about it now?
-对 -因为我不想 - Yes. - Because I don't.
拜托尊重下我 我酒还没醒呢 Please show some respect, I'm hungover.
如果我们像你这么大 并且要什么有什么的话... If we were your age, and if we had everything we wanted...
听着 小兔崽子 Listen, you little shit.
下个礼拜 Next week,
你就给我开始工作 you start working.
啊 Ah.
明白了吗 小混蛋 Understand, little shit?
你要我去那干嘛? Why do you need me there?
也许现在不是时候 但我想说... Maybe it's not the right moment but I just want to say...
我很开心终于能跟 I'm very happy to finally
你们这般优秀的家庭共度美好时光 be able to spend time with your wonderful family...
非常感谢你们对我和托罗斯的信任 Thank you so much for trusting me and Toros...
别闹了 快走吧 你疯了吗 Stop it, get out of here. Are you crazy?
我想跟他们说几句好听话嘛 I want to say a couple of nice things to them.
还不如找个男人结婚 Better you married a man.
如果我真和男人结婚了呢 你们觉得那不可能发生吗 So what if I married a man? Do you think that can't happen?
假如我不可能和男人结婚 Then what kind of freedom can we talk about?
那我们还谈论什么自由 If I can't potentially marry a man?
- 加琳娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜 我... - 听着 - Galina Stepanovna, I just... - Listen!
抱歉 我只是想利用这个机会 I'm sorry, I just want to use that moment
-来感谢一下您 -别打岔 - to say thank you... - Don't interfere!
我们正在进行家庭讨论 We are having a family discussion.
所以你觉得这正常吗 So you think it's normal?
所有发生的一切都很正常？ Everything that happened is normal?
你怎么会跑去维加斯？ How did you end up in Vegas?
我会理解 I understand...
并原谅你的所作所为 and forgive you what you did.
我买张机票飞过去的 我不能这么做吗 I just bought a ticket and flew to Vegas! Why can't I do that?
-谁给你的许可 -谁会禁止我呢 - Who gave you permission? - Who would forbid me?
- 好极了 - 你跟我谈自由 现在又质问我怎么会去维加斯 -Great. -You talk about freedom and then ask why I went to Vegas.
十分感谢获得你的谅解 I'm so grateful for your forgiveness.
为什么我不能去维加斯 Why can't I just fly to Vegas?
因为你要去读书 Because you went to study.
不是来开派对 饮酒 宿醉 Not to party,drink and get hungover.
为什么搞得跟世界末日一样 Why make a tragedy out of it?
你想要我怎样 要我道歉吗 What do you want from me? Do you want me to apologize?
杀了我吧 老妈 Just kill me, mom!
我干嘛了 不过就是跟一个三陪小姐玩了一星期 What did I do? I just spent time with an escort.
我陪她玩了一星期 这有什么大不了的 I just spent a week with her. So what's the big deal?
你们干嘛要如此大惊小怪 Why are you making this such a big deal?
这并不是咱家最大的问题 This isn't our family's biggest problem.
-坐下 -这他妈 - Sit! - It's not
根本成不了大麻烦 going to be a fucking problem.
你是我奶大的 I breast-fed you!
我很高兴能他妈跟你这个可怜虫离婚 I'm fucking glad to be divorcing your sorry ass.
你真他妈的可悲 You are fucking pathetic, man.
你是认真的吗 Are you seriously?
你是个可悲的王八蛋 You're a pathetic motherfucker.
可悲到家了 Fucking pathetic.
可悲的王八羔子 You're a pathetic motherfucker.
-该死的 不是 -瞧见没 -Blyat, no. -See?
你把你妈的心伤透了 You hurt your mother so much!
我给了你一切 I gave you everything.
古拉 把你的手给我 拜托 Kolya,give me your hand, please.
我这只需要几份签名 I'm just going to need some signatures.
要是能从本人那里要回... If I could just get that back from...
事实上 如果能全交给我保存... Actually, if I could just hang on to all...
-可以给我吗 谢谢 -好的 有个问题 -Could I just... Thank you. -Okay, question.
-好的 请说 -这份是什么意思 -Okay. Yes, of course. -What this mean?
这个您不必担心 We don't need to worry about that.
-这是交给法官的 所以... -你肯定吗 -That's for the judge, so... -Are you sure?
非常肯定 Um... Very sure.
那好 现在我们需要本人在这几个地方签名 Okay, so we're just gonna need some signatures here.
这个给你 这一份给... So there you go,and this one will be for...
过来 Come here.
抱歉 我可能会念错你名字 Sorry, I'm gonna mispronounce your name.
-签吧 -阿诺拉·米赫耶娃 -Sign. -So, Anora Mikheeva,
你的签名我也需要 I just need your signature as well.
谢谢 Thank you. Oh, oh.
这个给你 There you are.
签在红框处 Where the red box is.
请签字 谢谢 Sign, please.
然后是...抱歉 还有一份 And then-- oh, sorry-- just one more.
很好 Great.
我能拿回证件吗 May I have my I.D.?
当然 You can.
行了 咱们走吧 All right. Let's go. Come on.
这话可能有点越界 This may be out of line
但我认为伊凡应该道歉 but I think it'd be appropriate if Ivan apologizes.
别理他 他只是累坏了 Don't pay attention to him.He is tired.
而且他还在飞机上空腹饮酒 He also drank on an empty stomach on the plane.
他一整晚都在帮咱们 He helped us all night.
听着 Listen here...
我儿子不会向任何人道歉 听清楚没 My son won't apologize to anyone. Is that clear?
当然 Of course.
因为你儿子就是个怂逼 'Cause your son is a fucking pussy.
什么 What?
什么 什么 What? What?
怎么 你没听见我说话吗 What? Did you not hear what I said?
我说你儿子 I said it's 'cause your son's
-是一个怂逼 -够了 -a fucking pussy. -That's enough.
我们走 Let's go.
而你就是个恶心的妓女 And you are a disgusting hooker.
而你儿子恨你恨到专门娶来一个气死你 And your son hates you so much he married one to piss you off.
够了 That's enough.
对 Yeah.
没错 你们一大家子全是垃圾 Yeah, your family is fucking trash.
那是我的围巾吗 Is this my scarf?
噢 你想要... Yeah, you want...
还你 There.
拿走你的破围巾 亲 Go get your little scarf,sweetie.
行了 咱们走吧 That's-that's enough. Let's go.
噢 我会走 Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm leaving.
-我当然会走 不如这样 -好了 我们走 -I'm leaving. You know what? -Okay. Let's go.
你在笑什么 What are you laughing at?
为何不把你这该死的大衣也带上 Why don't you take your fucking coat, too.
够了 咱们离开 That's enough. Let's go.
谢谢你 女士 Thank you so much, ma'am.
不用谢 You're very welcome. Um...
再见 美利坚 Goodbye, America.
好的 Okay.
送你了 It's for you.
-就当谢礼 -抱歉 噢 上帝 -Present. -Sorry. Oh, gosh.
不 我不能收 No, I couldn't.
非常感谢 等等 这是真货吗 Thank you so...Wait, is-is this real?
送他们去麦卡伦机场 国内航班 Take them to McCarran Airport, domestic.
伊戈尔会送你回去 Igor is gonna take you back.
今晚你还可以在房子留宿 You can stay in the house tonight,
不过明天一早就得搬出去 but you got to be out of there in the morning.
等银行开门后他会把钱给你 And he'll pay you when the bank opens.
去吧 Go.
谢谢配合 And thank you.
这里也开始上冻了 And it is starting to stick, as well.
稍后我们将为您转播道路实况 We'll show you a live look at the roads in a little bit,
但今天所有接受过我们采访的官员都表示 but officials that we've talked with today say they are ready
他们已经做好了应对未来几天自然灾害的准备 for whatever Mother Nature brings the next few days.
今晚我们共有 We got thousands of
数千名环卫工兄弟姐妹 sanitation brothers and sisters coming in
参与加班行动 doing overtime tonight.
倘若积雪增多 我们将 If it accumulates,we'll be clearing
立即为街道铲冰除雪 snow and ice from the street.
包括城中每一条高速公路和自行车道 Every highway,every bike lane in the city.
今晚我们将彻夜鏖战 We'll be out starting a midnight shift tonight.
在长岛 运盐卡车均已... On Long Island,the salt trucks...
祝我生日快乐 Happy birthday to me.
什么 Hmm?
今天是你生日吗 Was today your birthday?
一月份是全国献血月 January is National Blood Donor Month...
不 No.
呼吁人们无偿献血 ...is urging people to donate.
倡导者称冬季是关键时期... Advocates say the winter months are a crucial time...
我生日是昨天 Yesterday was my birthday.
纽约血液中心高级副总裁 The senior vice president and chief of staff
兼办公室主任克拉丽莎·海沃德... at New York Blood Center,Clarissa Heyward...
昨天他妈是你生日？ Yesterday was your fucking birthday?
我30岁了 I was 30.
嗯 Mm.
那他妈祝你生日快乐好了 Happy fucking birthday, I guess.
谢谢 Thank you.
我喜欢阿诺拉 I like Anora.
我是说比起艾妮我更喜欢阿诺拉 I mean I like Anora more than Ani.
好吧 Okay.
一个叫伊戈尔的傻帽点评的 Says the fuck head named Igor.
傻逼伊戈尔 Fucking Igor.
这名字蠢透了 Stupid name.
不 这是个好名字 No, it's a good name.
它代表"泳士" It means "varrior."
勇士 Warrior.
是吗 Yeah?
注："伊戈尔"是一个基于弗兰肯斯坦系列电影衍生出的角色形象
它代表的明明是"驼背怪人" 你个垃圾 Igor means "hunchback weirdo,"you fucking piece of shit.
能麻烦你别再逼逼了吗 Can you shut the fuck up,please?
"医生见血" "Toosh."
-医生见血? -医生见血 -"Toosh"? -"Toosh."
一针见血 Touché?
是一针见血吧 傻逼 Touché, motherfucker?
知道吗 你真应该好好学学英文 You know, you really should try learning English
再去祸害法语 before attempting French.
好吧 一针见血 Okay. Touché.
对 Yeah.
你名字更好吗 And your name is better?
不 No.
可它到底什么意思? But what does it mean?
在美国 我们不在乎这种东西 In America, we don't care about that kind of stuff.
我们不会赋予名字意义 We don't give meaning to names.
它...它什么都不是 It's... it's not a thing.
所以 它的意思是... So, it means...
"石榴果" ..."pomegranate fruit."
"光" "Light."
听着 我不想再闲扯了 老兄 Yeah, I'm not interested in conversation, dude.
还有"光明" And "bright."
幸好你不是他们家族的一员 It's good that you're not part of this family.
我他妈问你意见了吗 Did I ask for your fucking opinion?
-没 -没 正是 -No. -No. Exactly.
我只是想支持你 I just tried to support you.
支持我? S-Support me?
老兄 你他妈袭击了我 Dude, you fucking assaulted me.
你...还他妈支持? You... Fucking support?
-你...不是吧... -什么? -You... No, you... -Oh. What?
不 No.
我没袭击你 I didn't assault you.
你没...你管那不叫袭击? You didn't...You don't call that assault?
-不叫? -不 -No? -No.
不 你说的对 No, you're right.
那他妈叫殴打 还有绑架 It's fucking battery, as well as kidnapping
我肯定那他妈还符合上百万条罪名 and fucking a million other felonies, I'm sure.
所以 去你妈的 Fuck you, dude.
可我没袭击你 But, I didn't assault you.
我只想让你冷静下来 免得伤到自己 I was trying to calm you down,so you didn't hurt yourself.
你他妈把我按在地上 You fucking pinned me to the ground.
还他妈把我的手绑在背后 You tied my fucking hands behind my back.
你...你还把我嘴给堵上 You... you fucking gagged me.
你他妈看到我... Have you seen the fucking bruises
大腿和胳膊上的淤青了吗? on my legs and my fucking arms?
你他妈袭击了我 你个疯子 You fucking assaulted me,you psychopath.
首先 那是因为你皮肤比较敏感 First, it's because you have sensitive skin.
不 才不是 No, it's not.
那是因为你他妈疯了 It's because you're fucking crazy.
其次是因为你太疯狂了 And second,because you're too crazy.
我是说"你也疯了" I mean "crazy, too."
但我也可以说"你也太疯狂了" But I can say you're too crazy, too.
对 这不好笑 It's not funny, yeah.
一针见血 Touché.
"医生见血" "Toosh."
但不管怎样 你没有损伤 But,anyway,you were not in danger
或受其他伤害 对吗 of injury or harm, right?
知道么 如果当时加尼克不在 You know, if Garnik wasn't there,
我保证你一定会把我给强奸了 you'd have raped me,guaranteed.
强奸? Raped?
毫无疑问 No doubt.
为...我为什么要强奸你 Why... why would I have raped you?
你有双强奸人的眼睛 You have rape eyes.
-强奸的眼睛? -强奸人的眼睛 -Raped eyes? -Rape eyes.
你听见了 You heard me.
你这种死变态一定会强奸我 You sick motherfucker would've raped me.
好吧 可我并不想强奸你 Okay, uh, but I didn't want to raped you.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
为什么 Why?
什么 What?
为什么 Why?
什么为什么 What "why?"
你为什么没想强奸我呢? Why wouldn't you have raped me?
因为我... Because I'm...
不是个强奸犯 not a rapist.
不 因为你是个死玻璃 Nope, 'cause you're a faggot-ass bitch.
拿着 Here.
晚安 Goodnight.
嘿 Hey.
别告诉托罗斯 Don't tell Toros.
这辆车很适合你 This car is very you.
你喜欢吗 Do you like it?
不 No.
这是我奶奶的 It's my grandmother's.
翻译：酱油小圆子 补译&调轴&压制：華堅馮力士