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我的天 Oh! Oh my god.
我的天 我還沒進屋子 Oh, my-- I'm not even in the house.
我就全身濕透了 I'm fucking soaked.
還沒進屋子 你放了多久了 I'm not even in the house. How long have you had that there?
40分鐘吧 我像狗一樣 About 40 minutes, right. 'Cause I was just waiting like a dog
-等在窗邊 -混蛋 - at the window. - You prick.
不敢相信我被淋濕了 I can't believe that I'm soaked!
-今天工作困難嗎 -不 - Ahh, tough day at work? - No.
很輕松 Really easy day at work.
倒是我一進家門就遭殃了 No. Tough time the second I get into my own house.
看你多開心 Look at how happy you are.
乖 Good girl.
后半生 第一季 第四集
-你要進去嗎 -是的 - Are you goin' in there? - Yeah.
-能把這個給他嗎 -當然 - Can you give that to him? - Yeah, course.
謝謝 Ta.
-你是他朋友嗎 -嗯 - You're a friend of his are you? - Yeah.
-來啦 -你的信 - All right? - Some post.
-你從哪兒拿到的 -郵差給我的 - Where d'you get that? - Postman gave it to me.
什么 What?
靠 Oh, for f--
應該讓他放進信箱的 Should've made him put it through the letterbox.
我在路邊走 I was walking along the side of the road
因為沒有人行道 'cause there was no pavement.
我在一個陡坡上滑倒 摔在了垃圾上 I slipped down this steep bank and onto some rubbish--
是一堆木頭 big chunk of wood with, like,
上面還有金屬釘子 a nail, metal spike sticking out of it--
直接摔了上去 and went right on it.
從我身體穿過 從我這一側進去 Well, it just went right through me, right through me side,
背后出來 out me back.
到處都是血 There was blood everywhere.
我沒死簡直是個奇跡 It's a miracle I'm still alive
因為醫生說因為我很胖 'cause the doctor said, because I'm so big,
釘子從我身體穿過 it just went straight through me
沒有傷到任何重要器官 and missed me vital organs.
-就穿過了... -贅肉 - You know, just straight through the-- - Flab.
所可以說我的胖救了我一命 So, in a way, my fatness saved my life.
并沒有 Not really.
你要是瘦子的話 If you'd have been thin,
那釘子根本就不會刺到你 不是嗎 the spike would have missed you altogether, wouldn't it?
你就只會倒在釘子旁邊 不會有任何問題 You'd just be lying next to a spike. Not a problem.
再見 Cheers.
照片不錯 Good pictures.
麗莎以前就住在這里 Lisa's old room.
餓了嗎 Hungry?
弱智問題 Stupid question.
還以為你要抓我脖子后面 Thought you were gonna grab the back of my neck.
暫時不會 Not yet.
比方說你想用這張照片 你就 Say you wanna use this photo here, you just...
點擊P100124.jpg take the file P100124.Jpg,
拖動它 and you just drag it across
拖到這里就會自動上傳 and pop it in the folder and it uploads.
就完了 然后看下一張圖片 That's done. And then check the next image.
似乎是P100125.jpg Looks like P100125.Jpg.
點擊 拖動 放進文件夾 You just click it, move it across, pop it in the folder.
我日 Fuck me!
你為什么想在這工作 Why do you wanna work here?
-很令人激動 -什么令人激動 - It's exciting. - What is?
新聞工作 Journalism.
-這不是新聞工作 -總要有個開始吧 - This isn't fucking journalism. - You've gotta start somewhere.
是 但如果你從這開始 你最后還是會在這兒 Yeah, but if you start here, you'll end here.
看看他 Look at this.
不是這樣的 不是 Not true, actually, no.
這里是個很棒的跳板 No, this is a great stepping stone, this place.
之前有個在這工作的人 There was a guy who worked here a while ago,
-然后去了《衛報》 -他叫什么 - went on to work for The Guardian. - What was his name?
-我記不住他的名字 -那他是出名了 - No, I can't remember his name. - Oh, he made it big then?
-重點是 -比爾·庫恩斯 - The point is-- - Bill Coombes.
在這兒沒待多久 Wasn't here long.
有點貪婪 Was a bit grabby.
我深有體會 I do get that a lot though.
他現在是卡車司機 He's a lorry driver now.
自從那次官司之后 Since the court case.
我不知道 但重點是 I didn't know that. But the point is, okay,
你從這里開始 you start here,
然后你會在新聞業中擁有錦繡前程 then you go on to have a bright future in journalism.
新聞夜中沒有錦繡前程 There is no bright future in journalism.
等你成了專欄作家 就不會有報紙了 By the time you're a features writer, there won't be newspapers
我們都知道 as we know them
因為到時所有人都會在網上 because it'll just be a shit storm on the Internet.
人們發表惡心 People posting nasty,
根本不是他們的仇恨意見 fucking hateful opinions that aren't even theirs
因為他們的編輯讓他們這么做 'cause their editor told them to,
為廣告商制造噱頭 to get clickbait for fucking advertisers
因為世界滿是傻逼 because the world is full of fuckin' morons.
那是個可怕的未來 It's awful. It's an awful future.
跟你說個事 苦瓜臉 這或許能讓你開心起來 Tell you what, misery guts. This might cheer you up... um...
我最近跟吉爾有在交流 Just been speaking to Jill,
我們也許可以給你安排個約會對象[定日期] and we might've got you a date.
-干什么 -干... - For what? - For...
-我們認識一個不錯的女士 -約會啊 - Well, we know a lovely lady- - - Oh, a date?
-是的 -算了 - Yeah. - Forget it!
別急 她也喪偶 Well, hang on. She's also a widow.
所以我們有很多共同點了 So we'd have a lot in common?
-我跟她講了很多你的事 -是嗎 - I've told her all about you-- - Yeah?
你跟她說了我仍然已婚嗎 You told her I'm still married?
-不是 -和你姐姐是夫妻 - Well, no. I mean-- - To your sister.
-沒 -你忘了嗎 - No. - Have you forgotten that?
因為我還沒忘 我還記得我們的誓約 Because I haven't. I still know the deal.
我之所以還在繼續生活 I'm just getting on with stuff
是為了讓你別來煩我 直到我煩了為止 to keep you off my back until it's time.
因為當你看著我 哪怕就那么一瞬間你覺得 Because when you see me, for one moment you think
我像是在享受生活 I look like I'm enjoying myself for a split second,
你要知道我內心仍然是痛苦的 know that in there I'm still fucking in pain
那一刻就被毀了 and the moment's ruined
因為我不能和她分享 懂嗎 'cause I can't share it with her, okay?
我等不及要去和她團聚了 And I can't fucking wait to be with her.
托尼 這根本沒道理 你是個理智的人 Tony, that doesn't make sense. You're a rational man.
你不相信來世 You don't even believe in an afterlife.
我知道 她哪兒都不在 I know. She's nowhere, all right?
你只需要記住一點 But get this through your head...
我寧愿和她一樣存在于虛無里 I'd rather be nowhere with her
也不想在沒有她的世界里獨自存在 好嗎 than somewhere without her, all right?
該死 你怎么就不能不來煩我 Fucking hell. Why can't you just leave me alone?
天 Oh, God.
我最近感受到了一點壓力 I've been getting a bit of pressure...
有人讓我開始再次約會 to maybe start dating again.
我雖然說"再次" 但我其實從沒約過會 I say "Again." I've never dated.
不知道有什么意義 I don't see the point.
我偶然遇見了一個人 I met someone, by chance,
結果完美無缺 and she turned out to be perfect,
我覺得這樣的事不會再有第二次了 and... I can't see that ever happening again.
那只是 What about just...
-單純玩樂呢 -不會好玩的 - having fun? - It won't be fun.
又是這種破態度 Yeah, again, shit attitude, mate.
總是在想"我的靈魂伴侶在哪" All this, "Oh, where's my soulmate?"
我都不確定一生只能有一個伴是不是正常的 I'm not even sure it's natural for us to have one mate for life.
我跟你說 在很多物種中 這樣的情況都很罕見 It's pretty rare in most species, I've gotta tell you.
有一種澳大利亞老鼠 There is... an Australian mouse.
雄性壽命只有一年 Now, the male lives for a year,
因為一旦它成年 它就想要交配 because as soon as it becomes an adult and it wants to mate,
然后就會出去和 it goes out and mates...
大約100只雌性交配 with about a hundred females.
只要它硬起來 Literally, it gets the horn,
它就會想 "我要上所有會動的東西" and it thinks, "Right, I'm gonna shag everything that moves."
它真這么干了 And it does.
沒有求愛 不會問"我們合拍嗎" You know, there's no wooing, there's no "Are we compatible?"
"它是我的靈魂伴侶嗎" 統統沒有 "Is she my soulmate?" There's none of that.
它就直接干 不管對方喜不喜歡它 He's just on her, whether she likes it or not.
這可以說是強奸了 對吧 I mean, it's basically rape, yeah?
但是并沒有大聲喊叫 But there's no silly outcry.
然后 And then...
筋疲力盡 exhausted...
死掉 dead.
一共68英鎊 謝謝 That's £68, please.
周末有什么計劃嗎 Any plans for the weekend?
準備把自己強奸到死 Gonna rape myself to death.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hello.
-另外一個護士呢 -哪個 - Where's the other one? - Which one?
蘇格蘭的 話多 Scottish, mouthy.
艾瑪 你找她有事嗎 Emma. Do you want to speak to her?
是的 麻煩了 Err... yeah, please.
謝謝 Cheers.
你還好嗎 爸 You all right, Dad?
-你想見我 -嗯 - Did you... wanna see me? - Yeah.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
為什么 What for?
不重要 Doesn't matter, apparently.
-什么不重要 -為什么我給你道歉 - What doesn't matter? - Why I'm apologizing.
我主要是為了 I'm apologizing for...
我本人的混蛋表現而道歉 being an arsehole in general.
好吧 Oh... right.
你是為你目前為止的混蛋表現道歉 So are you apologizing for being an arsehole so far,
還是提前為之后的表現道歉 or are you apologizing in advance?
我覺得你把我爸爸照顧得很好 I think you do a great job with my dad, and...
我陪他的時間不多 I don't spend enough time with him.
好的 All right. Fine.
不必擔心你爸爸 I wouldn't worry about your dad.
謝謝 Cheers.
嗯 Yeah...
關于你爸 about your dad.
你今天惹毛了好幾個人 是嗎 雷 You upset quite a few people today, didn't you, Ray?
怎么回事 How?
他跟艾雷妮·汀道爾說他想從后面操她 Well, he told Ireney Tindall that he'd like to do her from behind.
為什么要從后面 Why from behind?
-這不是問題所在吧 -我知道 - I don't really think that's the issue. - No, sure- -
-因為丑 -好吧 - Ugly. - Oh right.
然后他指控查理·威利斯給埃爾頓·約翰口交 And he accused Charlie Willis of sucking off Elton John.
查理·威利斯多大了 How old's Charlie Willis?
89歲 Eighty nine.
真下流 Dirty bastard.
還有嗎 請告訴我還有 Anything else? Please say yes.
是的 他跟溫斯頓·弗里曼說 Oh, yeah. He told Winston Freeman
他的雞巴像中國佬的雞巴 that he has the cock of a Chinaman.
你怎么知道中國佬的雞巴什么樣 How do you know what a Chinaman's
你根本不該說"中國佬"這詞 爸 co-- You shouldn't even say Chinaman, Dad.
這讓我心情好了點 That's cheered me up.
工作不順嗎 Tough day at work?
我 I...
有幾個人想讓我去約會 Some of the guys are trying to get me to go on a date.
那你也許就該去約會 Well, you should probably go on a date, then.
-好了 我該回去工作了 -好的 - Right, I'd better get back to work. - Oh, okay.
-再見 -再見 - All right, bye. - Cheers.
艾雷妮 All right, Ireney?
她來了 Here she is.
進來 你個下流胚子 Get in here, you dirty cow.
我妹夫想要我再次嘗試約會 My brother-in-law wants me to try dating again.
很好啊 Oh, excellent.
你需要一些建議 You need some tips.
為什么我需要建議 Why would I need some tips?
我猜你不太會和女人相處 Well, I imagine you're awful with women.
是嗎 Yeah?
她在批評我 斯坦 She's having a go, Stan.
所有男人都很糟糕 Well, all men are awful,
但是暴躁自私的男人最可怕 but grumpy, selfish ones are the worst.
好吧 我記下筆記 這是炸藥 繼續說 Oh, all right. Let me take notes. This is dynamite. Go on.
繼續 你要對她說什么 我做你的約會對象 Well, go on. What are you going to say to her? I'll be your date.
角色扮演嗎 What, role-play?
你若喜歡的話 If you like.
你好 我是托尼 Hi, I'm Tony.
我不想表現得有年齡歧視 I don't wanna appear ageist,
但那是你自己的牙齒嗎 but are those your own teeth?
這樣開場可能不太好 對嗎 被你打 That's probably a bad start, is it, getting hit?
是的 No.
不過挺好的 你逗笑我了 It's good. You made me laugh,
但我想你的約會對象沒我這么老吧 but I'm assuming that your date isn't as old as me.
最好他媽的沒有 Fuckin' hope not.
還說臟話 嚴肅點 Swearing. Be serious!
我做不到 我 I can't. I...
我會坦誠相待 I'd just be honest.
告訴她我的情況 告訴她我在經歷什么 Tell her my situation, tell her what I'm going through,
開誠布公 be honest up front, and...
約會過程全都講你 是嗎 So just all about you, then?
怎么 我贏不了 對嗎 What? I can't win, can I?
我不想再次約會 I don't wanna date again.
我不想在沒有麗莎的世界里生活 I don't wanna live without Lisa.
但并不是一切都圍著你轉 對嗎 But it's not just all about you, is it?
我就是這個意思 That's what I'm saying.
萬一一次不錯的約會會讓她開心呢 What if a nice date made her feel good?
這也許會很棒 不是嗎 That might feel nice, right?
我們不僅僅是為自己而活 還為別人而活 We're not just here for us, we're here for others.
我不信上帝那一套 恐怕 I don't do the whole God thing, I'm afraid.
我也不信 一堆狗屁 No, neither do I. Load of rubbish.
我們只有彼此 All we've got is each other.
我們得互相幫助渡過難關直到我們死亡 We've got to help each other struggle through till we die,
然后才結束 and then we're done.
自怨自艾沒有任何意義 No point in feeling sorry for ourselves
讓他人不開心也一樣 and making everyone else unhappy, too.
你想這樣的話還不如自殺 Might as well top yourself if you feel like that.
你確定你想為自殺預防慈善組織工作嗎 Are you sure you wanna work for the Samaritans?
我的意思是 All I'm saying is that...
我覺得內心深處 I think that deep down,
你還是認為生活值得活下去 that you still think life's worth living.
你的路還長著呢 It's nowhere near over for you.
你很痛苦 You're in pain.
你所失去的東西 But the thing you lost...
同樣也是能終結那痛苦的東西 is the same thing that can stop that pain.
-抱歉 -沒事 真的 - I'm sorry. - It's fine, seriously.
就... 我 No, it's... I...
我不該 I shouldn't have...
我會 I'll...
我會去約會 I'll do the date.
真的嗎 Really?
太好了 我給她打電話 然后訂餐廳 Great. Well, I'll call her and book a restaurant.
印度的行嗎 Indian okay?
嗯 我不介意她哪里人 Yeah. I don't care what she is.
不 我是說食物 No, I meant... food.
不 意大利菜最合適 可以喝酒 No, Italian'd be best. Soak up the alcohol.
好 我這就去定 Okay. Yeah, I'll book that.
很好 Great.
你要穿什么 So, what are you gonna wear?
-怎么 -第一印象很重要 - Why? - Well, first impressions are important.
看看我和瓊恩 I mean, look at me and June.
她會先注意到我的穿搭風格然后才是性格 She'd noticed my style before my personality.
我對第一印象不在乎 I don't care about first impre--
任何印象都不在乎 好嗎 I don't care about any impression, do I?
你如果想要幫忙的話 我可以給你建議 If you want any help, I could give you tips.
他之前的女友就交往了一分鐘 He's had a girlfriend for about a minute
他就覺得自己是他媽的布萊恩·費瑞[Roxy Music樂隊主唱] and he thinks he's Bryan fucking Ferry.
為什么人們都覺得我需要和女性相處的建議 And why do people think I need tips with women?
關于穿搭的建議 Tips on style.
關于穿搭的建議 Tips on style?
你的嗎 From you?
-是的 -你說 - Yeah. - Go on.
-好 午餐還是晚餐 -有什么區別 - Okay. Lunch or dinner? - What difference does that make?
晚餐的話 她也許會穿晚禮服 Well, for dinner, she might wear a ball gown,
這樣的話你最好穿正裝 in which case you'll wanna wear a dress suit.
但是午餐的話 休閑西裝配便褲也許就行 But for lunch, you'll probably get away with blazer and slacks?
-便褲 -你是40年代的人嗎 - Slacks? - Are you from the 1940s?
-不需要穿正裝 -我不會的 - No need to wear a suit. - I won't.
-體面簡潔的牛仔和配襯衫 -沒錯 - Smart jeans, nice shirt. - Exactly, yeah.
你有體面簡潔的牛仔褲和襯衫嗎 Have you got smart jeans and a nice shirt?
你要想的話我可以陪你去買 I'll take you shopping, if you like.
不過要記住 黑色顯瘦 But remember, black is slimming.
不過也沒法化腐朽為神奇吧 Can't work miracles though, can it?
多謝你了 Cheers, thank you.
我不需要購物 I don't need to go shopping.
-來吧 -真的 - Come on. - Really?
嗯 Yeah.
真丟人 Ah. It's embarrassing.
哪兒有 No, it's not.
就是 一個成年男人被指點該穿什么 It is. A grown man being told what to wear.
進去 Go in here.
我靠 Fuck off.
-可以點歌嗎 -什么 - Do you take requests? -What?
有Bee Gees的歌嗎 Have you got any Bee Gees?
-什么意思 -抱歉 我以為這是迪廳 - What do you mean? - Oh, sorry, I thought this was a disco.
他很老 He's very old.
你們倆是是一起的嗎 Are you two together?
-不是 -我正想說... - No. - No, I was gonna say...
這些有胸圍42碼的嗎 Got one of these in 42 chest?
-禮貌點 -嗯 - Be nice. - Yeah.
你在這工作不是浪費時間 It's not a waste of time, you working here.
確實是個很好的跳板 你可以繼續去做... It is a good stepping stone, and you can go on and do...
任何你想做的事 我沒有... anything you want. I didn't...
是因為我不想 'cause I didn't want to.
我沒有加班 I didn't do overtime,
試著升職或者... try and get promoted, or...
去別的城市找個更好的工作 我只是... get a better job in a different town. I just...
我只想每晚回家 I just wanted to get home every night...
和麗莎共度每一分鐘 spend every available minute I could with Lisa.
我做了正確的決定 And I made the right decision.
真有愛 That's so lovely.
別哭 別在你新男友面前哭 Don't cry. Not in front of your new boyfriend.
他來了 Here he comes.
你好 Hi.
這個碼穿著不會很好看 It just won't look as good in this size.
我進他店后我能看到他的失落表情 I could see the look of disappointment when I went in his shop.
-你好 -你好嗎 - Hello. - You all right?
嗯 Yeah.
這是桑迪 為我工作 This is Sandy, who works for me.
-你好 桑迪 -你好 - Hello, Sandy. - Hello.
-這是 -幸會 - This is... - Nice to meet you.
達芙妮 ...Daphne,
她是清潔工 我的清潔工 who's a cleaner, my cleaner.
對 Yeah.
我是他的清潔工 I'm his cleaner.
并不是他 Not his friend or anything
有份丟人工作的朋友什么的 with a job he's embarrassed about on my behalf.
總之 Anyway,
我正要去你家做清潔 I was just on my way to your house to do some cleaning,
我忘了帶我的鑰匙 所以撞見你我真走運 and I forgot my keys, so it's lucky we ran into each other.
他會給我他的鑰匙 因為我是他的清潔工 But he's just gonna give me his 'cause I'm his cleaner.
-這不是問題 對嗎 -當然 - It's not a problem, is it? - No.
相信你的清潔工 把鑰匙給你的清潔工 Trust your cleaner. Give your keys to your cleaner.
又不是給妓女 對吧 It's not like giving them to a prostitute, is it?
-回頭見 -但愿吧 - See you later! - Hope so.
你好嗎 喬治 You all right, George?
你把鑰匙插在門上了 You left the keys in the door.
-是嗎 -嗯 - Did I? - Yeah.
難以置信 That's amazing.
不敢相信你把整個屋子都打掃了 Can't believe you've done all this.
不敢相信你給了我你的鑰匙 I can't believe you gave me your keys.
我不想退縮 I didn't wanna back down.
我知道 I know.
我該給你多少錢 How much do I owe you?
不用給 Nothing.
就想看看你是否信任我 Just wanted to see if you trusted me.
抱歉剛才 Sorry about the whole...
說你是我的清潔工 saying you're my cleaner.
我想著你會更喜歡這個而不是妓女 I thought you'd prefer it to prostitute.
性工作者 Sex worker.
因為這么說人們會先入為主 And only 'cause people prejudge you when you say that,
我不想嚇到那個新來的姑娘 and I don't wanna scare the new girl.
"這是我朋友 她是妓女" "This is my friend, she's a prostitute."
-性工作者 -對 - Sex worker. - Right.
沒事 No worries.
想喝咖啡嗎 D'you want a coffee?
不 剛喝了一杯 No, I've just had one.
實際上 我得走了 Actually, I've got to be going.
你確定你什么都不想要嗎 You sure I can't give you anything for this?
是的 我很樂意 No, it's my pleasure.
不是每個人都想惹你 托尼 Not everyone is out to get you, Tony.
大多數人都是好人 只是當天心情不好 Most people are all right. They're just having a bad day.
有時候他們不合群 陷入生活的泥沼 Sometimes they don't fit, they get caught up in their own lives.
他們只是想要生存下去 They're just trying to survive.
好人會遇到壞事 Bad things happen to good people,
壞人也會遇到好事 good things happen to bad people,
有時候 and sometimes...
不是任何人的錯 it's just no one's fault.
謝謝 Cheers.
嗯 該走了 再見 Right, shoes on. See you later, mate.
再見 See you later.
乖 Good girl.
很好 Good.
我該事先聲明 I should say from the off,
我本不想做這個的 但馬特說你也喪偶 I didn't want to do this, but Matt said you're a widow, too, and,
除了吃飯 這次約會 you know, absolutely nothing, apart from eating,
不會有任何結果 could ever come of this
因為我仍然愛著我的妻子 because I'm still attached to my wife,
這是實話 and... I'm just being honest.
這是你表達我們要均攤的方式嗎 Is this your way of saying we're gonna split the bill?
香檳 Erm, champagne.
當然均攤 威士忌 謝謝 Definitely splitting the bill. Whiskey, please.
-什么類的 -大的 - Any particular sort? - Large.
真有見識 Oh, discerning.
知道嗎 吃一大口止痛藥就能一了百了 You know what? It's a mouthful of painkiller.
真有意思 陰暗 沉重 This is good schtick. You know, dark and down.
但你顯然不是真的想自殺 嚇人而已 But you're obviously not really suicidal. It's just bullshit.
嗯 這你可就說錯了 Right, that's where you're wrong.
我知道你的故事 不過說真的 No, I know the story. But seriously though,
自殺有多難 how hard is suicide?
我丈夫就自殺了 My husband did it.
從白色斷崖跳下去 撞到石頭 Threw himself off Beachy Head, hit the rocks,
頭部爆裂 瞬間死亡 skull exploded. Poof! Efficient.
其他事他都不會 但該贊的還是要贊 He was shit at everything else, but gotta give him his due.
自殺他倒是很在行 He really knew what he was doing when it came to suicide.
-哇 -確實"哇" - Wow. - Wow indeed.
不 我沒有悲傷 他生前是個渣男 And no, I'm not grieving. He was a cunt.
你肯定毫不示弱加以反擊了吧 Well, I'm sure you gave as good as you got.
-當然 -我深信不疑 - Oh, I did. - Oh, I believe you.
你為什么總是這么愛諷刺人 Why are you so sarcastic all the time?
因為這能阻止我殺人 包括我自己 'Cause it stops me killing people, including myself.
-該做的還是得做 -是啊 - Gotta do what you've gotta do. - You have, indeed... and...
我 差點就吃了藥 I... nearly took some pills.
你差點吃了藥 老天 You nearly took some pills? Jesus Christ.
-你什么毛病 -你什么毛病 - What is wrong with you? - No, what is wrong with you?
你怎么沒吃啊 Why couldn't you go through with it?
因為我得去照顧我的狗 Because I had to look after my dog.
-借口 -不是借口 是理由 - That's an excuse. - It's not an excuse. It's a reason.
因為我意識到我妻子 Because I realized that my wife
可能是我喜歡過的 was probably the only human being
唯一人類 我的狗排第二 I actually liked, and my dog is second.
或許我能排第三 Well, maybe I could come third.
祝你好運 Yeah, good luck.
不 我懂你 No, but I do get it.
有的人和動物相處 Some people just feel more
比和人相處更自在 comfortable around animals then they do around people.
我和人相處也很自在 我只是覺得動物更好 I'm comfortable around humans. I just think animals are better.
那是因為你受傷了 That's because you're hurt
你失去了一個人 你覺得沒人能替代她 and you've lost someone and you think no one compares. Mmm.
確實沒人能替代她 No one does compare.
無意冒犯 No offense.
沒事 No, none taken.
之所以動物比人更好 And the reason animals are better than people
是因為它們會繼續向前 is because they just get on with it.
-它們不會發牢騷 -不像你 - They don't whinge all the time-- - Unlike you.
你什么意思 What d'you mean?
我們到這兒后你就一直在發牢騷 無意冒犯 We haven't stopped whinging since we got here. No offense.
-這次約會真不錯 -嗯 - Well, this is nice. - Mmm.
-謝謝 -謝謝 - Cheers, thanks. - Cheers.
-要我給你們介紹下今天的特價菜嗎 -不了 - Can I tell you about the specials? - No.
該死 Fuckin' hell.
很好 Good.
-他媽的放手 -滾 - Fuckin' let go! - Fuck off!
賤人 Cunt!
-你也太蠢了吧 -為什么 - Well, that was really silly. - Why?
他們可能會向你潑酸或者拿刀捅你 Well, they could have had some acid or stabbed you or something.
跟你說了 Told you...
-我不在乎 -萬一他們捅我呢 - I don't care. - What if they'd stabbed me?
-多謝了 -我的榮幸 - Oh, cheers. - Pleasure.
Me again. 又是我
所以他們才把這叫做癮吧 This must be why they call it a habit.
-嗯 -嗯 - Yep. - Yep.
你知道我知道你是什么感受 You know I know how you feel?
試著想象如果 Okay, try imagining if...
所有那些聽你說你老婆要死了的人 everyone you told about your wife dying just...
都覺得是她自己的錯 thought it was her own fault.
什么意思 What d'you mean?
梅爾吸毒 不是嗎 Well, Mel was an addict, wasn't she?
她給自己注射 所以 She injected herself, so...
大多數人都覺得是她自己的錯 you know, most people just think it was her fault.
對我或者她 And feel the same sympathy
有著同樣的憐憫心 我是說 for me or for her. I mean...
每天在我理智的時候 Every minute of every day that I have my wits about me,
我腦子里想的都是 all I can think about is...
趁我沒有太清醒的時候吸點毒品 getting some gear before I become too fucking conscious.
我和麗莎 When I was with...
在一起的時候 Lisa,
我們回家 打開一瓶紅酒 we'd sort of get home, open a bottle of wine...
然后說 "就我們倆 來狂歡吧" and go, "Yay! Just us. Let's party."
而"狂歡"指的是 And by "Party,"
像這樣和我們的狗坐在這里 I mean... sit here like this, with the dog,
看電視或者聽音樂 或者聊天 watching telly, or listening to music, or just talking.
我們聊得越久 Just, the more we talked,
就喝得越多 the more we drank.
不希望夜晚結束 We didn't want the night to end.
現在我喝酒 Now I drink...
因為我希望夜晚結束 'cause I want the night to end.
就像我內心已經死了 而我依然 It's like I'm already dead inside, and yet I'm still...
痛苦不堪 in the worst kind of pain.
只要我們開心就好 As long as we're having fun.
我仍然不敢相信我們有這么多共同點 I still can't believe we've got so much in common.
我們沒有任何共同點 We don't have anything in common.
你為什么這么說 Why do you say that, though?
一個巨大的區別是 Well... the big difference is...
你還沒放棄 對嗎 you haven't given up yet, have you?
而我 我很樂意現在就死去 I mean, me, I would quite happily die right now.
要是我有足夠多的錢 If I had enough money,
我會瘋狂嗑藥嗑到不能嗑為止 I would just take as many drugs as I possibly could.
別浪費去買吃的 Don't waste it on food.