大家好 又到讲故事时间了 hey guys so it's story time
今天讲讲我最尴尬的瞬间 and I'm going to tell you about my most awkward moment
至少可以说是我感觉最不舒服 at least one that I felt the most uncomfortable
当时想死的心都有的事 and where I thought I was gonna die for a second
不知道会不会成功 also I don't know if we can do it
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有一个人 so there's this guy
我暗恋了他四年 and I had the biggest crush on him for like four years
不开玩笑 like no joke
每次见他坐在车里或者大家一起玩 every time I would see him at like in a van or get together
我都会觉得 天呐 太帅了 and just like oh my gosh he's so cute
我那时很腼腆 I was so shy and awkward at that time
从没壮着胆子去和他说上一句话 that I couldn't get the courage to like go talk to him
随便啦 so I'm just like whatever
反正人家也有女盆友 and he had a girlfriend
没关系的 and so I'm like it's okay you know
一晃很多年过去了 fast forward a couple years
我加了他脸书好友 他当时竟然是单身 I add him on facebook and he is single
(奸笑) and so I'm like what
我们开始聊天 so we start messaging and I'm like wait what
他竟然记得我 (心花怒放) he knows I exist he knows who I am
要走桃花运了 like what is this
我太激动了 and I got super excited
就像这样 just like that
太好了 and like okay this is great this is awesome
我们又开始聊天 深入的了解对方 and so we started talking and get to know him better
我们想一起出来玩 and we wanted to hang out and I'm like okay
我满心欢喜 就是他了 like this is it
梦想终于实现了 finally like dreams come true,people
他想要见我 so he wanted to see me
而我们一家都在从犹他州回来的路上 and I was driving back with my family from Utah
我们刚要走 we are like leaving
他就说想在走之前见我一面 and he's like Oh well I want to see you like before you leave
我就说 and I'm like
我们走之前还要去塔吉特百货(高级折扣零售店,美国第四大零售商) uh we are running into target before we leave
这件事我谁也没说 so I didn't say anything to my mom or my brothers
把这告诉别人感觉好奇怪 对吧 because I didn't want to be weird right
我想着 等他来了 打个招呼就走 I thought I'd just be like hey what's up and leave
我也不知道 which I don't know
我并没有想周全 I didn't really think things through all the time
呵呵 yeah
他说好 等下来塔吉特找你 so he's like okay well i'll meet you there at target
我也说可以 and I'm like uh ok
我和我妈去买东西 and so me and my mom are shopping for some stuff
我就在想 等你到了 and I'm like okay when you say you get there
我们就很快地见一面 like I'll go meet him real quick
可要结账的的时候 then we're about to check out
他还没来 he still hasn't come
天呐 天呐 大事不妙 I'm like oh gosh oh gosh this is gonna be weird
我妈要去趟卫生间 so my mom need to go to the bathroom
就把卡交给我 so she gives me your credit card
说"密码是... and she's like oh here's my pin blah blah
你去付钱吧 you can check out
但我被他的到来分心了 but I was like so distracted cause I knew he was coming
把密码忘了 只能对收银员说 不好意思啊 and I forgot the pin and so I'm like I'm so sorry
我把密码忘了 I don't remember the pin number
马上回来 I will be right back
我就去卫生间跟我妈说 so I start walking to the bathroom to go tell my mom
半路上就看见他进超市了 and as I'm walking I see him come into the store
天呐 and I'm like oh gosh
我吓坏了 不知道该怎么办 and I just like freaked out and I didn't know what to do
所以我跑到顾客服务柜台 so I turned where there's like a customer service counter
因为我以为卫生间在那 because I thought that's where the bathroom was
然而并不在 but it wasn't
我慌了 我该怎么办 and so I was like oh no what do I do now
有条长走廊 我就顺着一直走 there's a long hallway and I just kept walking down the hallway
惨了 and I'm like oh no
我慌了 是硬着头皮上还是走为上策 and I like paniced and so I fight-or-flight
还是走为上策吧 you know and I always fly like
总之不跟你玩了 I'm like I'm out of here
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know how to do this
我不知道怎么应付这种情况 I don't know how to deal with this situation
所以我就藏在转角的地方 and so I hid in the first corner
员工入口对着门 which was like an employee entrance to a door
但是错开了一点 but it like kind of went in a little bit
所以他看不见我 so you couldn't see me
我就跟个二傻似的站在那里 so I'm standing there like a fool
我听见了他和朋友说话的声音 他说 and I hear his voice and he's talking to his friends and he's like
我发誓刚才过去那个就是她 I could've sworn she walked down this way
我的小心脏都快跳出来了 and oh my gosh my heart is racing so fast
他的脚步声越来越近 so i hear his footsteps start walking towards me
要是被他看见就太尴尬了 and like this is gonna be so embarrassing
我就在那傻站着 i'm just like standing here in this hallway
藏着好不被他发现 and like hiding what huh
我飞快的掏出手机给他发短信 and so I texted real quick
紧张得手机差点掉地上 那样就惨了 i thought i was going to drop my phone and make noise and it's gonna be awful
幸好没掉地上 but I didn't luckily
信息内容是 嘿 我在牙膏货架这里 发送成功 and so texting him like hi I'm by the toothpaste I send it
他停下来 又掉头走了 i hear him stop and he turned around and like started walking
吓死宝宝了 my god my gosh like
还好有惊无险 what the heck
我等他走远才敢出来 i give them a minute and then I walk out
我一出来 就见我妈了 and as I walk out, my mom's walking
我故作镇定 so I see her I'm not like paniced
说 我把密码忘了 and so I'm like I forgot your number uh yeah
得去下卫生间 I'm going to the bathroom real quick
我把卡给她 so i gave her the credit card
然后跑着找牙膏货架 and then I run and try to find the toothpaste
因为我也不知道在哪 because I'm like I don't even know where the toothpaste is
幸好就在我前面一点 and so luckily is like right up coming towards the front
他就在过道里 and he's like down the aisles
嘿 I'm like oh hey
然后他就问 and then he's like
呃 你刚才是不是在大厅 我绝对看见你了 uh were you like down the hole? i could've sworn i saw you
我就说 的确是我 and I'm like oh yeah that was me
我妈去卫生间了 I thought my mom went to the bathroom
我还以为卫生间在那 and I thought it was down there
但并不在那 所以 but then it wasn't and so yeah
然后我们两个一起走 感觉太幸福了 so then he picked me up and like spending me around which was super cute
一切都是那么浪漫 making it all romantic and stuff
我故意把腿抬高 以为那样会更漂亮 i like put my legs up thinking it'd be cute
可脚一下就碰到了价格牌 but then my foot hit the sign that had like the price for a futon
刚好有对老夫妇路过 and there's this old couple like walking down
直勾勾盯着我们 心里肯定在想 “什么鬼” and they were just like staring at us like what the heck
他紧张得开始脸红 so he got all nervous and blushed
他脸红的样子真是可爱 and his face got all red which was super adorable
然后他说 才卖259 and then he's like uh it's only 259 you know
说完我们一起大笑 and then we laughed and
这就是我最尴尬的瞬间了 yeah so that was one of my most embarrassing moments
因为我不知道该怎么办 because I didn't know what to do
我真的慌了 and so I just paniced
事情的结局是 不久 if you want to know how it ends a little bit later fast-forward
我们真的去约会了 we went on an actual date
我们骑着双人自行车 we've got these tandem bikes
就是那种有两个座的 which is like the two-seater bike
骑到瀑布那里 and we rode up to this waterfall
两个小时的沉默后 ... and after like two hours of like barely talking and like yeah
尽管我很喜欢他 though i had the biggest crush on him
也觉得他特帅 and I think he's super sweet
但我们之间没有什么共同点 we just did not have anything in common
这件事告诉了我 性格很重要 so more of the story is personality just matter
就是不来电也没办法 and you don't click it's not gonna work
整个故事也就这意思 and that kind of standard that story
呵呵 so yeah
既然已经开讲自己的尴尬故事了 since I'm on the subject of embarrassing stories
那就再说一个 there's another one
这个太蠢了 oh so dumb
小时后爸妈不准以学习为名的约会 I wasn't allowed to like study date
我就必须得换其他人一起学习 so i had to go on dates with different people
以掩盖我和某男生约会的真正目的 in between dates with the person i actually liked
所以我 and so me
和某男生开始约会 and this guy i started dating
我家所在的街道有门控 my house was in a little gated Street
我们就在大门前见面 聊聊天 and so he would meet me at the gate and we were just talking stuff
所谓的门前约会 we would have little gate dates
有次我没看手机 there was one time I didn't check my phone at all
我爸妈要去商店 and my mom and dad were leaving to the store
我看见他们在转角那 so I see them coming around the corner
我一紧张就藏树后面了 and I panic(ed) and I hide behind a tree
我躲在大树后面希望爸妈看不见我 ok so I'm there hiding behind this big tree thinking they won't see me
那傻小子就站树旁边 while the guy like is just standing right next to the tree
爸妈摇下车窗 问他 so they roll down the window you know like
你见Tiffany没 hey have you seen Tiffany
我只能从树后跳出来 说 and I just like pop out of the tree and like
嗨 爸妈 hey guys
你们找我啊 what's up
太尴尬了 so awkward
自己好蠢 I felt so dump
所以不要躲在树后面 don't hide behind trees
根本没用 it doesn't work
电影里都是骗人的 maybe it works in the movies but not in real life
我们去趟好市多 (美国最大的连锁会员制仓储量贩店) 马上回来 then they're like yeah we're going to costco will be back in a little bit
我说 好的 and I'm like ok
他们走了 我崩溃的大哭 they leave and I just like break down in tears because like
我和他在约会 我不知道 I was seeing this guy and I i don't know
我以为会被教训一顿的 i thought i was gonna get into trouble
我要完蛋了 and I'm like my gosh my life is over...
随着事情进展 他们竟然根本不在乎 and I went on and on and then they didn't even care
这个故事告诉了我 别多想 second moral of the story is don't overthink things
事情不总是像你想得那么糟糕 because it's not always gonna be as bad as you might think it will
很多时候多想也没用 最终会没事的 most the time it is what it is and it's gonna be okay
所以不用逃避 so don't hide
用我的实际经历告诉你 it never works
根本没用 it never works
老天 oh my gosh
还有些事我现在不能说 yeah there's been some pretty close calls which I can't really discuss right now
可能以后会告诉你们 but maybe one day I'll tell you guys about them
告诉我你们想知道我的 anyways let me know what kind of stories you want to hear
什么故事或回忆 or what memories or kind of things you want to know about me
还有 and on that note
你最尴尬的瞬间是什么 what is your most embarrassing moment
在下面的评论里告诉我 let me know in the comments below
这样我好受点 because it makes me feel better
让我觉得我的尴尬境遇还不算很糟 and makes me feel less awkward about my situation
就说这些吧 我爱你们 ok that's all I love you guys
希望你们天天开心 and I hope you have a wonderful day
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