Still two eggs for the breakfast, hurry
Freshly baked egg tarts, give way
Please, give way
Freshly baked egg tarts
Can you... say it again?
Man, I've said many times already
Brother Chiu, morning
Two tarts, iced tea
The macaroni is the usual take-away he wants
Mr. Li, you have a good memory
Sure, I am the boss
Sorry, he's new here
Boss, I want to order something
Morning, Fun
You're buying breakfast for grandpa? Yes, the usual breakfast
Okay, please wait
Fai, take the order
Condensed milk on the tart spring onion fried egg with toast
Mixed tea and coffee, no sugar
Why is he so demanding with breakfast?
He's not demanding he has his character only
We're doing neighbors' business
we must remember all their taste
or else we can't compete with fast food shops
Don't stand here, take orders at once
Don't just stand here
Morning, Brother Kei
Morning, Nam you didn't sleep last night?
There was abrupt matter I just couldn't help
You eat this again? If your father sees this...
What don't you let me to see? You bastard!
You're my son, but do never help me
now you even patronize our competitors?
Don't be mad, it's just a hamburger
Why don't you eat our own egg tarts?
I've eaten egg tarts for 20 years
You're my son it's bad if our customers see you eat this
Why must you eat food from fast food shops?
I hate food from fast food shops most
They are all these, not authentic at all
Okay, I'll arrive in 5 minutes
Fook... not yet back? Not yet back?
Who will do the delivery?
Just blocks away but he's been away for an hour
He must be helping others again
He is really too kind-hearted
Hold on!
Master, here...
Turn the steering wheel... slowly...
Two feet, reverse more, more...
Thanks
Let me open the door for you Okay, thanks
Goodbye
Hey, are you alright?
Thanks You're welcome
I'm sorry I hit you just then
I'm fine, I'm sorry about that
You're wet through, here's facial tissue
It's okay...
Your milk, it's here
I've drunk all I was going to throw it away
Have you? Let me throw it away for you
You're working at Lucky?
Right... our egg tarts are famous
Whenever you feel hungry...
just call me up and I'll deliver them to you
You're doing delivery work? Yes, I am
I work near here. This is my name card
I'm in a hurry, I've to leave now
Goodbye Goodbye
You're a good guy
Goodbye Goodbye
Sister, what would you like?
Is Brother Sui back?
I am new here, I don't know who you mean
I'll wait till Brother Sui is back
Thanks for your patronizing $25.5 please
Excuse me please give this to Brother Sui
For Brother Sui? Okay
It's for Brother Sui For Brother Sui again?
For Brother Sui
Who is that Sui? Why is he so famous?
You haven't heard about Sui? You are new here!
Sui has wooed numerous girls here
We men all hate him
His sexy regards...
can melt all women...
however cold she may be
He's known to be love machine here
He's soul of Lucky Coffee Shop
Everyone knows him as Prince Egg Tarts
May, what is in your mind? Go away
What have I done wrong?
You haven't done anything wrong you're very good to me instead
But I don't love you anymore
We don't suit each other
What not suit? I can improve to suit you
Suit you fool!
We're from two different channel
I can move to your channel Move you fool!
The fate linking us is over!
May!
Prince Egg Tarts the girl you wooed are bad
Good figure!
Sui!
Brother Sui, I've bought you a new car
Why did you buy me a car?
You want more? Let me send you my present flat as well
As long as you feel happy
So you think I'll be happy
when you give me your car and flat?
What's wrong? I do this as I love you so much
You can judge love with this material?
No, Brother Sui, you misunderstand me
I dislike a girl like you
No, Brother Sui, sorry Get lost!
No, Brother Sui you mustn't treat me this way
I can't live without you, Brother Sui...
You won't go away? No!
I'll leave then! No! Brother Sui, don't do this...
How come?
He only enjoys the process of wooing girls
He only wants to capture that illusion feeling
Whether he can woo that girl or not is not vital to him
This is the highest state of wooing girls
Brother Sui, you're great
Was there tear just then? Yes...
Thanks
What are you doing? Freeing birds
And you? Switching on the fan
I didn't ask you to turn on the fan
But you requested to have newspapers flying around you
How can newspaper fly without the fan on?
Sorry, it's a day
Chibi Maruko!
Hi
Don't come near I've waited for this situation for long
Shin-chan, I see you finally!
Shin-chan!
Sorry It's alright
Look around over there
I'm sorry the loan shark people are chasing me
It's okay, I'm being chased as well
By loan shark people too?
He's worse than loan shark people
It's dangerous here, let's run Run? Where to?
Thanks for patronizing, Sister
There's phone call? Let me answer...
What are you doing?
Two milk tarts
Okay, he'll arrive in minutes
Wooing girls? No
What are you doing?
Boss... what's your opinion about love at first sight?
What's your opinion then?
Love at first sight... is vague
Just like when we're boiling eggs and when we take a look...
the steam cover the eyeglasses
We barely see the eggs rolling...
When the eggs are almost cooked we take away the glasses
We see the boiled eggs
Some egg white is coming from the shell
It's a symbol of life
Fook, what are you talking about? I don't understand at all
He means
it's like watching porn movies with checks on
When the checks disappear suddenly you'll see clearly so you shiver
I see
I can tell you have never wooed girls
you can hardly express yourself well
Woo girls? No
Waiter Coming
Boss... What again?
How about your first love? My first love?
It was 30 years ago I was still a secondary student
I really thought of her any moment
When I was pissing I would pause suddenly
Then I thought of her, and I felt sweet
Then I forgot pissing the rest of my urine
Right...
No wonder I failed to piss all the urine today
Fook, you're wooing girls? No
Mr. Li... What is it?
I know nothing except a little cooking
If I do some cooking for her...
do you think she'll be moved by me?
Don't ever do this!
Girls nowadays hate men who stay at home
Fook, why just sit there and not work?
Prince Egg Tarts... they're talking about their first love
What about your first love?
I'm a wanderer, I had no first love
Are you? You're smart
Brother Sui, if I want to win the heart of a girl
what shall I do?
Is there such a thing? Good!
I tell you, only one thing counts in wooing girls
Handsome
Handsome. No problem then
Right, you have no problem
The problem lies on your parents they gave you such an odd face
Sui... What shall I do?
Being not handsome is no problem as long as you have money
But I have no money, what shall I do?
I did have some but I gave it all to you just now
Your bracelet is nice you've just bought it?
If you are ugly and poor you can only hit her hobbies
Which girl do you want to woo?
It's this one
It's simple
Brother Sui, I have confidence now!
Fook, Kung-fu house called for delivery
Brother Sui, how am I now? Am I fine?
You look great today
Yeah... Not bad...
You look very smart today!
Are you ready? Yes, I am
GO woo girls then!
Delivery has arrived How much?
$48.5
$50, keep the change Good thanks. Egg tarts
Take your hands off me I've paid you already!
Fook, you have come? Yes...
Why are you dressed so specially today?
Right... You can feel that?
In fact, this is the real me
I am charming indeed I'm not a domestic man at all
Not bad...
Try our egg tarts, they're very good
Okay
How come all the egg tarts are smashed?
Morning, Manager
Colleague Brother he came to stir up troubles
I saw all this
It's misunderstand, Colleague Brother
Fanny, you'd better stay away from this
I know you're from kung-fu field as you're dressed this way
Let's solve the trouble with martial art
What do you mean, Manager? I mean this!
Say something, are you a man?
You're womanish, okay let me give you a chance
Choose one among us and have a duel
Choose now...
Dare you choose me?
I'll choose the shortly who's sweeping the floor
Let me deal with him you've retired so long
You needn't break the rules Clan Master
Clan Master?
Get lost!
I admire you of stirring up troubles as you're so young
Though I haven't fought for 2 years...
I must have a good fight with you today
Tell me your name!
Fook from Lucky Coffee Shop
I'm Ng Lau Sau the Clan Master of King Thunder Fist
Ready!
Why don't you fight back?
You asked me to get ready and not fight back
Is it finished?
Fanny, the reason I come today is this...
Fook, are you okay?
I saw him not responding
I did move back at once
Otherwise, he'd have died now
Go on practicing...
You shouldn't have fought if you can't
I... I thought you like it?
How come I like it? I hate fighting and killing
Why are you practicing kung-fu here then?
I'm only secretary here
What do you think I am? Why are you dressed like this?
For what? Nothing...
In fact... I only wanted to ask you...
If you have time and you're all alone at home feeling bored...
and you want a company and...
You want to date me?
So you met Chibi Maruko here?
Shin-chan, you're a love bird Don't laugh at me
You can call me Nam Nam
Right, you are... I am Fon Fon
But you can call me Chibi Maruko as well
Didn't you want to make a call?
Right, I'll leave after making the call
I'm hungry, let's cook something to eat
No need, let's get something from the coffee shop downstairs
Okay, I'll leave after eating
Don't touch Chibi Maruko again
Who are you? Who are you?
I am asking who you are
You are at my home eating my chips
You're Nam's father?
Right, who are you?
I'm Nam's fiancée, I am Fon Fon
Fiancée? What fiancée? He has never told me that!
Does he take me as his father?
Father... Hold it!
I won't accept this marriage
Why doesn't he inform me about his marriage, it's a great matter
I've only quarrelled with him 2 times
He knows he's wrong after quarrelling with you
He feels regretful now
Of course he is wrong
You are both adults now
It's difficult for him to apologize to you
But he keeps saying so to me
He says he's wrong to make you angry
Once while he was saying so he even cried
Really?
He dared not tell you on our engagement day
He wanted to give you two surprises
when you're no more angry
Two surprises?
We've bought a flat for you
Though Nam doesn't want to tell you for the moment
How come he has so much money to buy a flat?
We have no money but we've been economizing
We didn't even waste money to buy fish-balls from hawkers
Every day after the market closes...
we go to pick up the dumped vegetable home as dinner
I haven't eaten such good chips for a year
These chips are dirty, don't eat them...
I'll open another packet for you
Father, don't blame on Nam No, I won't...
Blame on me if you want
No, you're both good children
I won't blame on you...
Dad, what are you doing?
Nam
Why don't you tell me you're getting married?
Getting married?
I've wronged you, good boy you're a good son
I am so happy today!
I'm aged, I can look after myself
Take this money for yourself
Tell me if you need more money
Fon Fon, you might live here
Okay, I'll move away when decoration at my place is finished
I won't bother you for long
We're fifty members you can live here however long you like
Father, thanks
This stuff is bad for your health
Let me cook something good for you daughter-in-law
Thanks, father-in-law
Thank you Daughter-in-law?
You said you'd leave after making the call
Why must you become my wife? Why are you still living here?
What are you talking about? Don't be so mean
I tell lies as I'm being chased by loan shark people
Look how well I've pampered your father
He even gives you so much money
I want you to leave at once
You want me to leave? Right, leave here at once!
You don't even thank me but cast me away?
Don't bullshit, beat it!
You won't care if loan shark people kill me and push me away?
I've to leave now I'll die in front of you!
I'll go out let them kill me!
Sorry...
I don't mean this just take it as my mistake
You know you're wrong now?
I thought you wouldn't save a poor girl
I warn you, you may spend the night here
But you must leave tomorrow morning
Shin-chan, I know you care for me
You're real nice guy
Very nice! Don't touch it!
Yes, Boss!
Nothing there was a bit trouble yesterday
But everything is fine now
Okay... I'll come back right away...
Morning, Shin-chan
What are you all doing here so early?
Come and dance, it's Philter Dance
Philter Dance? Right
You must keep dancing on
I met a monk in Sahara Desert who told me...
if you keep on dancing this for one month
Women will become prettier while men will have powerful sex
Who works in the shop when everyone is up here?
Boss says it does us good that we must dance hard
He's working down there he'll come here too
Don't stop
Why don't you dance with us?
I beg you not to fool around here, okay?
Nothing, I see them having big belly...
so I teach them a little exercise It'll do them good
No way, sorry I don't want to listen to your lies anymore
You... leave here at once
Don't just stand here go and help with the work
Go now...
You want to see loan shark people kill me?
Don't bullshit anymore
Please let me stay here, Shin-chan Don't call me Shin-chan again!
Where are you going?
Father, I have to leave now
he casts me away Leave? Where are you going?
I asked her to go... to help with the work down there
How can a girl do such hard labour?
Right, I was going to take a nap
But Nam keeps scolding me he says I must be good to you
It's good you have that in mind I was bullshit only
Of course young men should have their own career
I can't let you become waiter and waitress
I know...
This is nutritious soup I made it whole night last night
You eat it
Thanks, Father
It's bad to eat thrown-out vegetable
What thrown-out vegetable?
Eat it, it's hot, be careful
It's bad... our coffee shop must collapse this time
What's on?
The landlord is increasing the rent to 20 times!
Right, I signed the lease with Flirty Si 10 years ago
And next month will be expired I've forgotten it
It's bad this time
You mean we'll soon be unemployed?
Chinese New Year is approaching do figure it out
You might reason with her
Can you just beg her? Go and try
How can I? Flirty Si is known to be a difficult woman
Unless she is your woman
Sui, I must rely on you for this kind of matter
Do figure it out, Brother Sui... do us a favour
It's regarding the closing down of our shop...
so I must help
Who is the landlord?
Person in charge of Shing Sai Real Estate Company
And the landlady of our shop her name is Flirty Si
Her real name?
Flirty Si
How old?
She was born in Year of Tiger
She's at the demanding period for sex
What is she like?
She's like the 4th day of New Year
What? The 4th day of New Year?
Why does Brother Sui look so bad?
The 4th day of New Year you resume work and have no money
You have to work, it's the look on all of your face, like Sui now
Is there abacus? Yes!
If I correct, she's of... Aquarius
People of Aquarius is passionated in the inside
Just like the water pot the bottle is narrow
But if you have the ability...
to squeeze inside you'll find a huge jungle
You can even tumble in there
Let me tell you
To deal with such women you must use conquering regards...
and a strong arm...
so as to rescue her from the sea of lust
Good!
Sui, we count on you this time Lucky can be saved now
Here she comes...
A strong arm
Conquering regards
Are you alright?
Go to hell! You dirty beggar!
You ugly guy are fetish, go to hell!
Please do us a favour...
You threaten me?
I must increase the rent move if you have no money!
I'll come to collect this place at noon in two weeks!
That woman, Mad Ng who bit you is infected with rabies
You mean it? Did a dog bite that bitch?
Dig bite is not the only way of spreading rabies
If Mad Ng kisses with a dog she may be infected too
Then I am in big trouble?
Very much trouble! For the sake of your health
I advise you to undergo a Rabies Package
You must receive 49 injections against rabies in the coming 7 weeks
After this treatment, you needn't fear to be bitten by dogs anymore
You mean I have to receive 7 injections a week
No, 7 injections a day
You'll be injected 49 times a week
And injections for a total of 7 weeks
If during the treatment an injection is not proper...
the treatment has to start from the beginning
More than 300 injections? You idiot fatty!
Hurry up... Okay... it'll soon be finished
Sit properly
The train has arrived, sit down
Sister, when can we sit the train again?
You want to sit again?
Take the medicine and you'll sit the train again soon
Take this medicine
Master, you look familiar do we know each other?
You mistake me for someone else
No way, your voice is familiar too
Speak something more
I'm sorry, I'm see Doctor, very hurry
Ho Kum Sui! I'm not Ho Kum Sui
Ho Kum Sui you come to see the doctor too?
You needn't work in the coffee shop today?
I'll leave now, goodbye
Ho Kum Sui
You can tell I work in an office in Central. What coffee shop?
That stuff is a dummy
Mister, you've dropped your ID card
Ho Kum Sui I didn't drop it
But this photo looks like you
We only look alike, can't we?
No, I saw you drop it
You must have made a mistake
I swear, I'll die horribly if I make a mistake
I'll have no offspring and die instantly
Look the way you swear it seems I dropped it
It's yours, don't play me a fool
I've said you're Ho Kum Sui
Don't you recognize me? I'm Yip Yuk Fan, Candy
You still like fooling others after so many years, you're bad
Let's meet next time
Don't go
Do you remember the incident in the secondary school?
You tore my dress I haven't settled it with you yet
That incident...
In fact I feel sorry about that incident
It's no use just to say sorry I won't let that off
You're much prettier now
Don't bullshit, compensate for it now
What? You don't compensate for it when you tore my dress?
Will you compensate? I'll report to police if you don't
Don't report to police, we were classmates, I'll compensate you now
This is it This is for you
Report to police? Give me the change
Don't play a fool, you guy!
Why, you take me as a fool?
What do you want? Go away!
Must I find someone to beat you up?
You lack something Lack what?
A knife
You're bad, I failed to frighten you
You've half made it I was a bit afraid just then
You are to blame, you tore my dress
Let's forget it now, it was ages ago
I won't bear that in mind
I'm ease off then
Don't worry, I have to work now. Goodbye
This is my name card come to see me if you have time
I'm happy to see you here I can recall my school life
Goodbye
Doctor, it's only 300 injections... I'll take the treatment!
I'm very happy today Me too
I didn't expect we have such fast development
This is my first time donate blood with a girl
I don't believe How come? You're an adult
It's true... I never tell lies
You're really my first girlfriend
Rest more 5 minutes and you may leave
Why is it so strange?
A good man like you must often come for blood donation
It's because of Brother Sui he fears injection very much
So I thought blood donation hurts a lot
If you don't accompany me I dare not come either
Who is Brother Sui?
Brother Sui is a very good guy
We call them Wanderer he doesn't mind at all
We even give him a nickname Prince Egg Tarts
Prince Egg Tarts?
Look at this egg tart
The outside seems cold and hard
But it's soft and sweet in the inside
This name suits him perfectly, terrific!
Is there really such a guy? Let me treat you with an egg tart
Thanks You're welcome
Brother Sui and I are the best buddies in the coffee shop
We've talked for such a long time and you still talk about him?
Why don't you tell me about yourself?
About myself?
Frankly saying, I am a boring guy
I have no hobbies, I don't like talking
As you work in the coffee shop
you must like cooking
Cooking doesn't suit me
I hate cooking in the kitchen
Don't expect I'll ever do cooking
I'm not that kind of domestic man
But from the way you are I thought you're that kind of man
One mustn't tell from others' appearance
Just like Brother Sui, he looks an idiot
but whenever he speaks he can make you laugh to tears
He can really make you laugh to death
So Brother Sui attracts lots of girls
I hope Brother Sui will find his real love soon
You do care about your friends
I'm happy when I see them happy
What about me? Are you happy when you see me?
Sure I. I'm not just happy
I'm so happy that I'm almost dead
I took this packet of biscuits from the Red Cross just then
I'll keep it forever as a souvenir of our first time
Shit, I ate it just then
I don't have it as souvenir then
Let me give my packet to you
No, it's your packet No, take it
No, you take it back No, it's my present for you
No It's my present for you
Sorry... It's hot!
Don't panic...
Are you okay? It's all wet!
Let me clean it for you...
That girl is stupid she said Lei Chi is the capital of Brazil
It is mistaken
This kind of stupid woman deserves being dumped by you
Right
Anyone with the slightest geographical knowledge knows...
Lei Chi can't be capital of Brazil
What funny thing are you talking about
Of course we're talking about girls
Right, I do want to tell you too
It's so funny when Fanny and I went dating
Is it? You must compensate me if it's not funny
I fear I can't compensate if you laugh too much and die
Fanny and I went for a candle light dinner
When we were talking...
I carelessly threw the chicken cream soup on her
It's bad...
You soaked her dress then?
Sure, and the soup was very hot
It burnt hard on her thing, it's bad...
What then?
I tried to clean for her with the table cloth
I drew the table cloth and the candle fell on her
It's to bad!
That candle burnt her dress then?
You're not listening to me
Her dress was soaked how can it be burnt?
The candle burnt her shoes it's too bad!
What then?
Then I stand up at once
I stepped hard on her legs...
I stepped so hard that
I seemed to hear her bones broken
Could she walk to go home?
She couldn't walk, when I saw her home she told me...
I don't ever want to see you again you don't suit me
At that moment it seems someone holds a knife...
and digs a hole to take out my heart...
to be falling into an abyss...
A real deep abyss it keep falling down and down...
I don't know when it'll stop it seem falling on forever
That feeling is like a woman giving birth to a baby...
it hurts... It hurts so much! It still hurts now
It's really amusing, it's late, let's go
Let's clean up and leave
It's not that amusing
Don't laugh if it's not amusing
Brother Sui, what shall I do now?
You must rely on yourself at this situation
What rely on?
You're nuts, me and you are buddies
What rely on? I mean you go to see her and talk to her
How to talk to her?
I mean you must rely on yourself
No one can help you in this incident trust me
You can make it, come on don't draw the face
Go get some beer
I don't want to get drunk
I know, I want you to get beer for me
It's for rabies I take it for prevention
Didn't I give you my telephone number last time?
Yes, please roll up your sleeves
Why didn't you call me up?
Stop talking, it might hurt a bit
Does it? You must care about me Of course, here it is
Hey, are you alright?
So it really hurts a bit
Are you ready or not?
Ready for what?
It’ll hurt more when I extract it
Will it? You must care more about me Okay
Candy, is there a chance for a dinner with you?
Why?
Because I have some medical problem to ask you
Stop that, you want to court me as you find me pretty?
Tomorrow at, let's have dinner after I'm off duty
Boss, let's eat
Look, last year it gave birth to 3 baby birds
This time there're 50 baby birds
What then?
I have an idea
You've been working here for a long time
Let me tell you it's very troublesome this time
But you needn't worry I've figured it out finally
Are you reducing our salary
No, I'll close Lucky down
Close Lucky down? Right!
Lucky does have business though the profit is little
This little profit cannot keep us alive
Talking about our best-selling egg tarts
how many are sold a day?
About $900
Let's count it $1000, it's only $3000
So I think our business cannot be carried on
Right? You mean we must stop business
Right, so there's only one way
Let's turn the shop into Lucky Hot Pot Seafood Restaurant
Hot Pot Seafood Restaurant?
Good idea, seafood restaurant brings high profit
If someone orders a steamed fish the profit is no less than $1000
When talking about hot pot we only sell ingredients...
and the customers have to do the cooking
It'll bring even more profit isn't it a good idea? Good...
Will it work, Sui?
Good idea
Just then a light hit on me and I turned this out
That light really brings you good idea
So I say I am in luck
Go to hell!
I don't fear how much she must increase the rent
I know this place is of good feng shui
If feng shui here is bad the birds won't build nests here
If only we work hard together we can win this battle!
Good, boss! We must win this battle!
Sui, will you join in this battle?
Yes, defeat her!
Kei, will you join? Yes, defeat her!
Defeat her...
Who must we defeat?
We must fight for the seafood hot pot restaurant
Seafood hot pot, good!
I have many buddies who do decoration work
I'll ask them to redecorate here they charge only a little
I've thought of something... What have you thought of?
I know where we can get cheap tools for hot pot
Where?
The hot pot restaurant just opposite here
They closed up after opening for less than a month
their tools are new
Their bowls sell cheaply
That restaurant closes down at the perfect moment, we can get cheap tools
Just closed down? Right
Seafood hot pot?
Let me think a while there's a way to everything
Boss, are you eating with us?
Yes, but I have to piss first
These photos are worthless at all
Boss, those bird shops are closing down soon
We can't shoot photos if we don't take them now
None of my business! All I want is gag!
Police Station has just supplied me with an exclusive news
That incognito real estate businessman Law Chat Fai's daughter is missing
If we take photos of her eluding with a man...
or photos of her being sold to brothels
Then we'll make a fortune
You're to handle this university student
You've trapped me again
You've lost, drink it now
I won't play quiz with you let's do fist game
No, fist game is only for men
No fist game, drink it now Okay...
Wait, do you hear? The phone seems ringing
Don't play a fool
You've no perseverance, drink it Good...
No way I lose every time ask me another question
Good, you must answer this one swiftly Sure!
What colour is a black cat? Black
A white cat? White
A panda?
I've heard this before
Panda has two colours, black and white you drink it!
I haven't finished yet
The colour of the dead cat stuck on the wall
No breathe at all!
Wrong, it's decoration
It's decoration? You've trapped me again
Okay, let me ask you one question
Everyone is launching rockets up the sky
but how come none of them shoot a star down?
As the stars are very high up in the sky
Wrong! Because those stars
keep twinkling so they can escape
You're cunning you've trapped me this time
No, you must ask me another question
Ask the most difficult question
Sure Come on
Lucky Coffee Shop is closing next month
and the guys who work for me will be unemployed
If you were me, what would you do?
You have no way now? No way now
If you have money, it's right But I have no money
Father-in-law, you needn't worry
My father has lots of money I lend some to you
Your father owes loan shark money he's being forced to death
Maybe I shall lend him some money
Don't you believe me? I do believe you
I have money at home let me go and get you some
Good
Wait for me I'll wait for you
Don't go away I won't go away, it's my home here
Nuts
She's gone? Where has she gone? She's just left
Fon Fon...
Fanny, there's something I must tell you now
I must tell you in person
I'll wait for you in the park at noon I won't leave before you arrive
Sorry, excuse me... I'm a bit late you won't be mad?
Won't be mad?
You asked me to come at noon but now it's 5 p. M
You're 5 hours late? Aren't I mad?
Fanny, please listen to me
Just then someone needed my help...
So I arrived late now
It didn't take you 5 hours to help others, right?
It's like this an old lady was carrying lots of things
She didn't know how to take a bus so I led her to the bus stop
You then saw the old lady home, right?
Right, when I arrived her home with her...
her daughter-in-law was giving birth to a baby
That old lady couldn't help, so I carried her daughter-in-law downstairs
When we were downstairs the baby was almost coming out
It was critical moment
The baby's life was crucial so I had to help them
What then? What happened to that woman?
That woman was fine
When she arrived the hospital she didn't let go of me...
not until the baby was born
You saw the baby out?
Right, I was going to leave...
but when the baby's father arrived the hospital...
he asked me to give a name to the baby
You know I didn't have education I don't know many words
Now he asked me to give a name to the baby
I could only suggest Coffee, Tart, Sandwich...
I couldn't think of any better names
So they didn't like them
Then the old lady said...
If I didn't meet you the baby would have died
Why not use your name?
Fook?
Right, they like the name very much
I find this is not too good Why?
I think that baby should be called Fanny
Because that baby is a girl
She's pale, fat and lovely, very sweet
It's good if she's called Fanny
Why Fanny? And not other names?
Because Fanny is a good name
Furthermore... I only know a girl's name as Fanny
I don't know other girls' name at all
What Chinese name did you give her?
I translated it into Chinese, Fan Li
Do you think it's good?
No, Fan Li (parting) means separating
It's a sad name Let me think again
You asked me to wait for hours here
just to listen to your story
Of course not...
In fact, Fanny, I want to tell you...
I... love you very much
I didn't mean all that last time I hope you won't be angry
I hope we can be friends and not separate anymore
Can I?
Fanny...
Hey, what's then?
I've said, the English name is alright but Chinese name is bad
I don't mean the name affairs I mean about us
I mean separating is not good don't you understand?
I understand Damn you!
Am I cute? Let's go
I want to take a look at the baby girl
Shall I give her a name of Sect?
No... her surname is In
It's bad to call her Insect... it's not good
What name shall we give her then?
Who broke it?
Sorry, I was curious and broke it
Are you angry?
No, I'm not
Okay... I'm making a better one for you right now
Don't ever go out
Sorry, I was trying the saw I was careless
Are you angry?
No, how come I get angry?
Fon Fon is great her father does construction business
She knows decoration work very well
Can you take up the floor?
Be careful
No, the flooring is firmly stuck
Father, you must admit this
I can't help you've done your best already
You've made a big hole in the sitting room, what're you going to do?
It's easy
Look, it's all covered up now
Right... you're a real expert
Of course but there's still a little crack here
It's easy, I have a spittoon here
Right, this spittoon covers it perfectly
What? You have exclusive news of Law Chat Fai's daughter?
We'll make a fortune if this is true
Anyway you must write an impressing article
I'll leave the cover of next issue for you
Look, it's pretty
Good stuff
Look, you're like a dirty pig
You're a dirty pig too
My hands? Right
This is for you
Have a smoke first
Look
This Shin-chan is you this Chibi Maruko is me, do we look like?
I have a camera let's take photos, please
Here's the delivery
Where's Fanny?
A man came for her and they went to the park together
A man?
It's Fanny ex-boyfriend he's tall and handsome
He is even a university student
It's said he's come all the way from US to ask her to marry him
Ask her to marry him? Right
Sorry, Miss, this glass is for you
Fook! Nuts!
She...
You're lucky today you can see the real me now
In fact...
I'm the Prince Egg Tarts!
I'm the Sui, the guy I mentioned to you
It's you?
Don't be deceive by my stupid look
Many girls have been ruined by me
Just like the school girl there you saw that?
You mustn't take seriously the love
between you and me... I was only fooling with you
You fool me?
Nothing serious just take this as a lesson in your life
You must open your eyes when you meet a guy next time
Forget me, don't ever remember me
Master, do you need my help? Yes, thanks
Straight back, turn a bit, reverse...
Let me open the door for you Thank you
Hello? It's done
Right, you can have it anytime
Is it impressing enough?
I think I can describe it as evil and sly
I learn all this from you
Fon Fon How can I face others
since you harm me with this?
You want me to die? No, I don't
Don't you have conscience? I have my reasons
You are a beast, you evil
I really want to see the colour of your heart No...
Shin-chan!
Are you alright? What did you tear up?
Nothing
Why are you so frightened?
Did I scare you much just then? No, you didn't
I was too... absorbed at work I didn't know you came in
We may eat now. Go
Let's eat...
I help you No need...
Nam, just then your office called you up
They said someone will come and collect the photos
What photos? Didn't they?
Not... nothing...
I still know nothing about your job
Don't you know Nam works for... Dad...
Let's eat first Let's eat...
Don't open the door Why don't you open the door
I'll open the door No, don't open the door!
Why don't we?
You are...
Mr. Li
Sorry, I take a client to see the flat
It's alright... just take a look...
Dad, you want to sell the flat? Right
I've thought over it's no use keeping the coffee shop
I'm aged, it's time for me to retire
I just can't close the shop abruptly
Those guys have worked for the coffee shop for a long time
I want to sell the flat and get some cash
I must give them some compensation or something
They need money to live on
You might live in the flat you've bought
I can rent a small room nearby here
Renting a room is cheaper
I have already seen all sorts of trouble
I don't ask for anything as long as you and Fon Fon are happy
then I'll be happy too
Fon Fon
What's wrong with you? You feel unwell? I am fine
Go and see what's wrong with Fon Fon
Fon Fon
It's bad...
I don't know how to tell your father I lied to him
If tell your father I lied to him he'll feel sad
Don't panic, let me tell him this
It's alright you didn't mean to tell lies
In fact, I'm daughter of Law Chat Fai
As nobody lives with me I always tell lies
That day I quarrelled with father so I left home
I only wanted to play a while
I didn't want to hurt anyone
You both treat me so well
I can't feel easy as I cheat you this way
Why are you laughing? Help me figure it out
You're Chibi Maruko
No one gets angry when Chibi Maruko tell lies
Don't cheat me
I know I can never become Chibi Maruko in your mind
Who said so?
One is Shin-chan, one is Chibi Maruko
I'll give them to you Thanks
You've told me everything don't you fear me?
Whoever loves Chibi Maruko won't do harm to others
Come. Let's eat
Come on
Are the photos ready? Hurry, it takes time to print
So you've wooed her no wonder you have exclusive news
Good guy!
You're reporter?
Listen to me Go away!
Fon Fon, I...
Sorry
Put some more on, good
In fact, it's my first time here
Candy
I love you very much
I loved you on the first day you went to school
I thought this love would vanish as time passed by
But till I met you again in the hospital...
my love to you is shot up again
Can't you describe it with a better word
No, I just use shot up
to describe the mood I now in
Candy, there's a letter I've always wanted to give you
I haven't had the chance it's chance now
Candy! I think you should understand
though a girl dines with you
that doesn't mean she will sleeps with you
Sure, a girl must only sleep with a man after marrying him
I won't make friends with girls who have pre-marriage sex
The problem is that I don't believe in all this
If I know I love you...
I wouldn't waste so much time for a romantic dinner...
or say some romantic conversation
We can go to bed directly. Do you agree?
I can't agree better
At this era it's good to go to bed directly
I have a suggestion
Have you ever worn women's underwear?
Women's underwear?
I am not only wore it...
I used to steal my grandmother's underwear and wore them as hat
Why don't you put on my underwear tonight?
I think you'll be very sexy
You want me to put on your underwear?
Can you?
What do you wear if I put it on?
I'll wear, it's deal, don't eat words
I want it now
Here? It's restaurant here See you in the toilet
I'll go to toilet, wait for me here
I'll serve it in 5 minutes then
5 minutes?
At least an hour you take me as impotent?
Take them off, I want to see your slip
I'm talking them off now...
You can be more sexy... How to?
Remember not to put the shirt inside your slip next time
Sure, I won't wear a slip next time
Wait, put on my underwear now
or else the steak will become cold
It's alright, I've asked the waiter to serve in an hour
You're in such a hurry?
Do you like it? Yes, I do
I've always longed for this sense of beast
Wait, can you turn around?
Turn around? Isn't it easier for you to turn around?
I want to see your muscle at the back Great...
You have much muscle at the back you always do gym?
Candy...
What are you doing?
I can revenge this time
Revenge?
You forget?
That time at the party you tore my dress...
and everyone started calling me Princess Chang Ping
It's long time ago you still bear that in mind?
Didn't you say you never bear in mind things of the past?
I'll see if you're angry in 10 years you son of a bitch!
Candy!
Isn't that Prince Egg Tarts?
Sui, how come you got this trouble?
Why are you like this?
Don't worry
I've asked everyone not to go near the lamp post
Right, I've asked them all
Not only the lamp post but everywhere, you bastard!
Kei, get more 100 men here
They're all ready, who makes the joke? Who are you going to beat?
Not beating someone but to tear the posts
No need... Sui I've thought of a way for you
Get more men here first
No need... it can be solved I've thought of a way for you
Say, how to? Sit down first
This can be solved it's going to be alright
Isn't it done? This is it
We don't recognize you at all
Does it work? No one can recognize you
Let me take a look
Fatty, do you recognize me? Who are you?
This is it I must thank you
See what you're saying
You're Prince Egg Tarts of Lucky we count on you
Don't fall, if you fall down we all fall
Don't worry, we won't fall down!
Last 2 days
I come to inform you we'll be sealing
your shop at noon in 2 days
Don't worry, it'll be solved
We must be happy and working these days Yes!
Excuse me, if Fook here?
You come for Fook? He's just come back
Fook, someone looks for you
You're Fook? You?
Please take good care of Fanny
I'm Fanny's ex-boyfriend
I meant to come back to her but she refused
She told me she loves you
I'm going back to the States tomorrow
I hope you can take good care of Fanny in future
Goodbye
Sui!
Brother Sui... you must help me this time
Only you can clear the stuff for me
You recognize me?
No, I recognize this bracelet
You scare me much
Brother Sui, here Okay, I'll help you!
Fanny is here go and explain to her for me
Don't worry, I'll watch you from here
But you must go and explain to her yourself
If not, you're not showing your sincerity
Sincerity You must have sincerity
Sincerity
Fanny
Why are you still here?
Look at me, look at my eyes
In fact, I was mistaken
I thought you were with your ex-boyfriend
I couldn't but told lies to you
I'm not Prince Egg Tarts indeed
But I did this... because I love you so much
I hope you can forgive me
Fanny, can you feel my sincerity?
Yes, I can sense it completely
I have never see such sincere eye-sights
Haven't you? Fanny...
Excuse me, give way
Fanny, I feel uneasy
as you stare to me all day
What do you want?
Excuse me, I'm not staring at you
The sincerity from these eye-sights are like culprits...
they're also naive but like a swindler so complicated
I lent him that bag out of fun
Fanny, this is my buddy Prince Egg Tarts
Brother Sui, this is my first lover Fanny
You're Prince Egg Tarts? You're Fanny?
Nice to meet you...
Brother Sui comes today to help me clear up to you
Right, Fook really loves you very much
He's a real nice guy
Say no more, I don't want to hear...
Fanny, don't be like this
Don't panic as I am here, take it easy
Don't panic, be good
Fanny, listen to me Are you free tonight?
Yes, what do you want? I...
Brother Sui...
Prince Egg Tarts is just his nickname you know
Yes, I know
In fact I'm like you
I'm a poor guy who fails to woo girls
You know this feeling well?
Yes, I understand
Yet love is really wonderful do you agree?
I agree
I have love at first sight with your girlfriend Fanny
Can't you see?
Yes, I can see
Do you think we should open champagne to celebrate?
Should we?
I rely on you, Fook, my buddy!
Buddy...
Fanny, I have many things to tell you
Me too Let's go then
But... it's too sudden I can't accept it
Anyway, Fook... is every poor how can I?
Fanny, what's wrong with you? I...
Don't force me, I hope you understand
You mean it? Yes, I do
You culprit of the society!
I nearly opened a champagne for you
That's my first lover you snatch her from me?
You culprit!
Right, I wanted to snatch her from you but I failed
Fanny loves you indeed
I... I'm still a poor guy who fails to woo girls
Sui
Don't be like this, Sui
I'm fine, come on
It was just a pretty misunderstand
You're the perfect couple
I'll vanish complete in you life soon
Sui, don't be like this
We can always be friends
I can't walk backwards now
But before I leave, I must tell you
I'll never forget the two minutes I spent with you just then.
I've fallen in love with you already
Fook...
Sui, you come to see me?
I thought you never care about me
Nuts, we're real buddies
I'm ease off as you're fine now
Sui You must come tomorrow
Where? Fanny and I are getting married
No, Sui, don't...
Calm down
It's fine now What happened to me?
You fainted just then someone sent you to the hospital
Why do you keep shouting? Ho Kum Sui, no...
Who is he to you?
He... is my only buddy my best friend...
my brother
But he snatched my first lover from me
So you're also the victim of that beast?
You won't understand I want so much to die
Don't ever think of that
I know you've been struck hard
I had this experience too, I understand
I really understand that
You must have love to know love
You must be drunk to know drunk
Good poem
The feeling of love is really wonderful
But find I've wronged Fook
Nuts, don't say such things anymore
Ho Kum Sui is really a bad culprit
Don't worry, he'll be paid off soon
Why do you say bad remarks of Brother Sui in front of me?
But you said he snatched your first lover
What do you want?
Right, he is wrong... but you shouldn't blame on him
If you must you'd better blame on that girl
He keeps being misunderstood
He's been heavily struck so he woos girls to numb himself
If you must, just blame on that bitch
That bitch doesn't listen to his explanation
How come there's such a woman?
That bitch is the real culprit
who puts me and Brother Sui in pain
Who do you mean by that bitch?
I remember she's called Yip Yuk Fan, Candy
The first lover Sui deeply loves
First lover?
Prince Egg Tarts... How is your first love?
How come a wanderer like me had first love?
Right Of course
Brother Sui has only told me about his first love once
I will never forget his story
Fook, let me tell you
First love is deep
I'm so sincere to Candy
Why didn't she sense it at all?
Why are girls always so happy when they meet bad guys?
Look, she doesn't get mad when he peeps at her this way
He even earns her love
And we educated guys fail...
to woo girls
Is there a way?
Must we be like the poor them in our life?
Must we become poor guys who fail to woo girls?
I mustn't let this go on I must change my fate
So I've made a decision which I regret all my life
I must become a bad guy
I do all this to gain Candy's love
Candy went to another school next day after the party
But I have never thrown away the letter I wrote her...
until that day, Candy burnt it
Forgot to bring the purse No problem, pay the bill tomorrow
Little Fun
I come to buy take-away, as usual
Go and tell your grandpa
The coffee shop is closing down no more egg tarts
I'll come again alter then
There're no egg tarts later
I'll come tomorrow
No tomorrow, or day after tomorrow no more forever
No more Lucky Coffee Shop
Go' tell your grandpa no need to buy breakfast here anymore
Go home
Be careful when you cross the road
Morning, Boss Morning
Boss, it's windy sand will get in your eyes
Right, a sand has just entered my eyes
Why are you all here?
We're used to getting up early we want to treat you to lunch
Nibble Fai says he's cooking today
we must cook us a good lunch
Right, thank you for taking good care of me
You're so kind
There're still a few hours let's make use of them
Good!
Dad Fon Fon, you come to eat with me?
Yes, do you like this? Of course I like
You've changed so much after leaving this time
Have I put on weight?
No, Fon Fon, I don't hear you telling lies anymore
And you know how to care for others
Though I don't know who changes you
But I must thank him if there's such a chance
I think there's no such chance of meeting him again
Boss, the cover of Gossip Weekly is too much at this issue
read it
Dad, don't read it! Let me see!
Is it mistaken?
Fon Fon, read it for yourself
The Story of Two Gays at Coffee Shop
This Shin-chan is you this Chibi Maruko is me
Whoever loves Chibi Maruko won't do harm to others
Fon Fon!
I didn't expect you'd come, thanks
Thanks for what? I come for shopping, okay?
Don't think I'll forgive you with your advertisements
I know I am wrong
I don't expect you will forgive me
Why didn't you publish my photos?
If you publish my photos you'll make fame
Even if I must, I won't let those rubbish magazines be benefited
If I must publish I'll open my own company
Why don't you publish them? You can send them to everybody
I've published already But I've only printed one copy
Only you in this world can possess it
I hope you like it
I've burn all the negatives already
You needn't worry others will get a copy
Goodbye
What do you mean by burning the negatives?
I still want to reprint them for my relatives and friends
I can't help then You're really troublesome
Okay, I still have free time
Let's go back to the shop and take those photos again
Good
And look, how can you print this as it shows I'm fat
This is baby fat, it's cute
Of course not you're not a good reporters
How can you print this out?
Look how good this one is, look
I say you're not a good reporters
Please come in and have a look Fine
Didn't you say the shop is vacant?
Let me...
Don't play a fool I'll come exactly at noon
Don't play a fool
Kei...
Knock of this staircase it's better this way
Put a wall here, it's convenient
Let's get up to the mezzanine floor
Good, let's go up and take a look
It's really closing down Uncle Kin!
Boss I'm so sorry
I thought my granddaughter was lying
I've eaten your egg tarts for 40 years
It's a pity you don't bake them anymore
Sorry, Uncle Kin
Boss... I want to buy something
Go away, nothing to buy now
What do you mean? She's only a small girl!
Bitch, you want to stir up trouble?
You poor people want to play a fool?
You think I don't know you're pulling my legs?
You ask those old bags and kids to earn a pity
If you don't comply with me you can only go to hell
Let me warn you now
Right, you have your rules...
but I have my own rules as well
I've taken their money so I must sell them something
Uncle Kin, since I've taken your money
I must bake you egg tarts
This is the rule of my shop!
Man, heat the oven! Good!
Dare you work? I'll report to police if you heat the oven!
I'll report to police if you don't go away
This shop belongs to us until noon
Good
Lucky Coffee Shop will turn out fresh egg tarts at noon
I'll seal your shop at noon sharp!
Freshly baked egg tarts!
Condensed milk on the tart spring onion fried egg with toast
Mr. Li, is there any danger?
Don't worry, I must do your business
Let's take away and eat at home
Seal the shop! Yes!
Open the door! Dare you open the door?
Open the door if you can! Uncle Kin...
Open the door and let me out
Mr. Li, you must let me out
Uncle Kin, it's safer here
Finish this mixed drink first
Don't worry, Uncle Kin. It will be fine
What can you do to me? Dare you crash the door?
Right, crash and come inside...
Kei, she has asked someone to help
Damn it, don't think I am nobody here
Let's find someone to help!
Fook
Where has Sui gone at this critical moment?
Sui? Yeah
Where has Sui gone?
Fook...
He must have fled as he hasn't experienced this before
Don't be afraid, look
So I say triad member talk about righteous
Look, Tall Wai really gives me face
He takes all his family members here
Thanks. I must treat you to tea thanks...
Uncle Kin, it's safe to go away now
I need not fear them as you have so many help now
I'd better stay and watch on As you like...
Such hectic scene is rare for me
Tall Wai is really righteous!
Thanks, thanks for coming
Tall Wai, I didn't know you bring so many people along
you scared me
Tall Wai, you bastard!
I've said we mustn't trust triad members
Mr. Li, you'd better be smart and hand us the shop
I don't want my men to hurt you
What shall we do now? Let's go
What shall we do now?
It's late, let's get inside
Uncle Kin, come in at once
You are not up to fooling around
I won't answer the phone now
Sui? It's Sui! It's really Sui!
Thanks, Master Ng Lau Sau
You're welcome it's our duty to fight against...
the evil and culprits
It's bad, let's run away!
Bastard! We mustn't trust triad members
I won't answer get lost!
Sui, we all count on you now...
There's still time... It's okay...
Thanks, Brother Sui You're welcome
Fook... is she your first lover?
Fook, we must thank Brother Sui
He makes me understand I must cherish what I've lost
You've lost... what have you lost?
You. After you're gone, I only know...
you're so important to me
Brother Sui said he did that last night to encourage you
Encourage me?
Sure, Fanny, let's encourage more
You get lost! Right, don't be afraid!
You take me as a dead?
I have warrant to collect the shop
Go to motel if you must flirt
Bailif, seal the shop!
Stop it! I'll beat whoever approaches!
Great... Beat her up...
Ng Lau Sau of King Thunder Fist...
I must fix you... Damn you!
Who dare hinder me collect my shop?
I dare to!
Nam and Fon Fon
Nam Dad
Fon Fon
Our shop can be saved
Right, my father has promised already
He won't collect this shop he won't increase the rent
We can rent on this shop with the present conditions
Hurrah!
What you mean, Law Chat Fai?
Flirty Si, I've bought your Shing Sai Real Estate already
The company doesn't belong to you anymore
You think money is all mighty?
How come I don't know you bought up my company? How come?
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Chat Fai, why must you stir up troubles?
I'm only collecting this small shop
Flirty Si I admit I did stir things up...
but love sometimes exerts magic that you don't believe
Right... Mr. Li
What happens here, today is incredible
Not only this, look
Are you alright?
This can't be explained really
It's simple to explain What?
Lucky
Kung Hei Fai Choi...
I wish you all be as lucky as us
I wish you all run in good luck
All egg tarts are free today!
Help yourselves to the egg tarts
Don't snatch, you all have egg tarts...
No, where is Fon Fon? She says she will come
Chibi Maruko!
Shin-chan!
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
I am pretty today? Yes, you are very pretty
You can have me today
In this day time? Wait till night comes
What? I mean you can have me as model today
Let's go
Excuse me, is Fook here?
Happy New Year, Fanny
Fook is coming out soon
Come on. Have an egg tart Thanks
It's delicious, I haven't eaten such good tarts for ages
Who baked them?
Fook baked them
I love men know cooking why didn't you tell me earlier?
Do you? Why didn't you say that earlier?
How to make them? It's easy, like this...
Kei... Christine, why are you so late?
I get nervous waiting for you to come
Everyone has his partner, I envy them
You can't envy them so much
Sorry, I come late May?
Sui, I've found my partner at last
What channel? Not AM, not FM
But of SM
You can't envy them so much
It's lucky year when I see them all so happy
Sui, aren't you in luck?
Happy New Year! Kung Hei Fat Choi!
I'm in luck!
It's lucky year this year I mustn't economize on this
Thanks I'm in luck too!
I've told everything to her
Candy, I...
So great...