肯尼迪中心对太空的又一次探索 - At Cape Canaveral, another probe into space.
目标：月球 Target: The Moon.
一架综合了托尔洲际弹道导弹 A 52-ton multistage rocket
和先锋号元素的52吨多级火箭 combining elements of the Thor ICBM and the Vanguard
已经准备好点火了 is ready for firing.
按照计划航程 83磅重的航天探测仪开拓者 On the planned course, the 83-pound Pioneer space probe
将逐步接近月球 would closely approach the Moon
最后凭借月球自身的引力 转入轨道 and would be swung into orbit by the Moon's own gravity.
2… - Two...
1… One...
0… Zero.
[Loud rumbling]
火箭升空角度过大 - The vehicle roars aloft at too steep an angle,
比原计划更直接地作用于地心引力 working more directly against gravity than planned,
时速超过了23000英里 reaching over 23,000 miles an hour.
火箭将行驶约80000英里 It carries to nearly 80,000 miles,
是有史以来最远探索的30倍 30 times as far as ever before.
开拓者保持着 The Pioneer remains
人类最为轰动最为成功的太空探索 man's most resoundingly successful probe into space.
最后是关于飞碟的报道 At last, the truth about flying saucers.
飞碟真的存在 They're real.
就跟圣诞老人一样真实 就是这样… Just as real as Santa Claus, that's what,
10000多名阿伦敦的儿童可以为我们证明 and we've got 10,000 Allentown youngsters to back us up.
1957年第一次出现的圣诞老人尼克 受到孩子们的热烈欢迎 They greeted old St. Nick as he made his first 1957 appearance.
像往常一样 Santa greets his greeters with gifts and a gala party,
圣诞老人送给孩子们礼物 还举办了一个派对 as is his custom.
比起麋鹿来 A flying saucer carries
那个飞碟带来了更多的礼物 lots more Christmas cargo than reindeer.
那麋鹿去哪里了呢？ Where are the reindeer?
他们回北极了，宝贝 Why, they're back at the North Pole, honey.
不过不要哭 But don't you cry.
圣诞老人依旧是圣诞老人 Santa is still Santa.
圣诞节依旧是圣诞节 Christmas is still Christmas.
孩子也依旧是孩子 And kids are still kids.
接下来是关于交通和服装的报道 Right up to the minute both in transportation and in dress,
这个季节的第一批滑雪爱好者 the first ski birds of the season migrate
已经入住熊山旅店 他们对下雪抱有很大的希望 to the Bear Mountain Inn, hopeful of snow.
纽约还没下雪，但是没关系 There is no snow in New York, but that's no never mind,
因为目前时尚是重点 because the emphasis right now is on fashions.
作为冬天的休闲装 人们都穿上了白鹿皮套装 They're all dressed up for snow
已经为雪的到来精心打扮好了 in their White Stag ensembles for winter sportswear,
多彩的服饰使节日气氛更加浓烈 colorful outfits that will light up any festive occasion.
加利福尼亚，好莱坞 Hollywood, California.
电影业的两大巨头互相肉搏 Two titans of the movie industry go head-to-head,
谁都赢不了 and no one wins.
全球著名影星埃姆·埃里克·麦考马克 World-famous movie star, M. Eric McCormack,
被影迷亲切地称为“梅里克” known affectionately by his fans as "Meric,"
如今陷入了僵局 has reached an impasse in a contract dispute
原因是与他的长期老板路易斯·戈史东 在合同上产生了争议 with his long-time boss, Louis Q. Goldstone,
戈史东国际电影公司的主席 head of Goldstone International Pictures.
随着据说是有史以来最伟大的科幻电影 With production complete on Allen Trespass,
《外星人入侵》的拍摄完成 rumored to be the greatest science fiction movie ever made,
如果出现合法的摊派 那么我们将永远没机会 it appears a legal showdown will deprive the world
再看到这部影片 of ever seeing it.
路易斯·戈史东在他的好莱坞 摄影棚里 Louis Q. Made the announcement
作出了以下发言 at his Hollywood studio this week.
我很难过地宣布 - It saddens me deeply to announce
戈史东国际电影公司将会搁置 that Goldstone International is shelving the release
我们宏伟的科幻电影 《外星人入侵》的公映 of its epic sci-fi picture Allen Trespass.
我今天下达了命令 I'm ordering today that all prints
销毁电影所有的印刷物以及底片 and the negative of the film be destroyed.
戈史东先生！戈史东先生！ - Mr. Goldstone! Mr. Goldstone!
就在和戈史东分道扬镳的前几天 - Meric, seen here in a recent interview with Edwin R. Burrows
梅里克参加了爱德文·布罗斯的访谈节目 days before he and Goldstone parted ways,
他称这部影片是他有史以来最出色的作品 has described the movie as his best acting work ever.
跟我谈谈那部电影吧 - Tell me about the movie.
我只能告诉你一点点 - I'll tell you a little,
因为戈史东会和我… 你也知道的 because Goldy would have my you know what.
这就是今天我们全球新闻的内容 - And that's the news from around the world.
[Spooky orchestral music]
《外星人入侵》
[electricity crackling]
[Alarm blaring]
[Dog barking]
今天早些时候，我会见了特德·刘易斯博士 - Earlier today, I met with Dr. Ted Lewis.
他是秃山天文台的总指挥 He's the director of the Bald Mountain Observatory.
还是一块美味的水果糖 - And one big gumdrop.
欢迎到来，刘易斯博士 - Welcome, Dr. Lewis.
今晚是流星雨的高峰期 Tonight is the height of the meteor showers.
英仙座流星雨 对吧？ The Perseid meteor showers, is that right?
是的 - Right.
博士，你能不能给观众准确地讲解一下 - Doctor, would you please tell our audience exactly
流星是什么，他们从哪里来？ what are meteors, and where do they come from?
这个吗，有些流星是彗星的碎片 - Well, they could be the debris from comet tails,
比如说英仙座流星雨 like the Perseids,
有些则是很早之前被摧毁星球的 or simply the rocks and dust of worlds
岩石啊，残骸啊 that were destroyed long ago.
被摧毁的星球？ - Destroyed worlds?
你，你是指向我们地球这样的？ You―you mean like our Earth?
唔… - Well...
是的 yes.
不过不要担心，地球短期内 But don't worry; that's not likely to happen to us
不会发生这种情况 any time soon.
恩，那真是个好消息，博士 - Well, that certainly is good news, Doctor.
当陨石… What happens when meteorites―
星尘 - Stardust.
噢，特德，亲爱的，又是一颗 - Oh, Ted, darling, another one.
你真的得过来看看 You really must see this.
太壮观了 It's breathtaking.
马上就过来，亲爱的 - In a minute, dear.
凌晨两点时才会到达顶峰 It doesn't peak till 2:00 in the morning anyway.
哦，特德，又是一颗 - Oh, Ted, another.
肉豆蔻？ Nutmeg?
今天我是这里的大厨，记得吗？ - I'm the chef around here tonight, remember?
当然了，亲爱的 - Of course you are, darling.
周年纪念日快乐 Happy anniversary.
周年纪念日快乐，拉娜 - Happy anniversary, Lana.
煤炭旺了吗？ Coals ready?
看起来不错 - Look good.
噢，特德 快看那个又亮又大的流星 Oh, Ted, look at the big bright one.
迪克 - Dick.
迪克，你答应过我的 Dick, you promised.
佩妮，拜托 你就通情达理点吧 - Penny, please, just be reasonable.
你看，现在，到蜜月时 我们…我们 Now, look, we―we couldn't possibly love each other
就不怎么可能更爱对方了 不是吗？ any more on our honeymoon, could we?
对吧？ Right?
得了吧，帕金斯先生 - Nice try, Mr. Perkins.
迪克，快看，一颗流星 Dick, look, a shooting star.
快，许个愿 Quick, make a wish.
那么你的愿望是什么？ So what was your wish?
这个嘛 - Well.
你们男生怎么都这样？ - What is it with you guys?
哇哦，佩妮，那是什么？ - Whoa, Penny, what is that?
它在摇晃，好像疯了一样 It's shaking around like it's crazy.
哦，天哪 - Oh, gosh.
因为它正对着我们飞过来 That's 'cause it's coming straight at us.
哦！ - Oh!
- 迪克，它会撞到我们的 - 哦，老天啊 - Dick, it's gonna hit us. - Oh, boy.
快，迪克，它越来越近了 - Hurry, Dick, it's getting closer.
[Engine grinding]
启动啊，你这堆废铁 - Come on, you piece of junk!
哦，天啊！ Oh, God!
[Explosion]
那个到底是什么啊？ - What on earth was that?
特德？ Ted?
该死，我想打电话到天文台 - Darn, I'm trying to reach the observatory,
但是打不通 but there's no dial tone.
那个撞击肯定压坏了一些线路 The crash must have knocked out the lines.
那个是什么东西?一颗小行星？ - What was it, an asteroid?
不是啊，亲爱的 很有可能是一颗巨大的流星体 - No, dear, more like an immense meteoroid.
刚刚落在我们后方 And right in our own backyard.
我要上去看看 I'm going up there.
哇哦 - Whoa.
拉娜，这种事情是一生中 难得碰上一次的 - Lana, this is a once-in-a-lifetime event.
是块溶铁对吧？ - It's molten iron, right?
那边不是会很热？ Won't it be a little too hot up there,
有2700多度吧？ like 2,700 degrees?
你何不让它慢慢冷却到明天早晨呢？ Why don't you let it cool down until morning.
我会使你在那之前都保持温暖的 I'll keep you plenty warm until then.
你什么时候变成流星体专家了啊？ - Since when did you become an expert on meteoroids?
我从你的那些 - I learned something
愚蠢的课堂上学到些东西 记得吗？ in those silly classes of yours, remember?
愚蠢？呵？ - Silly, huh?
现在，去外面看看牛排，嗯？ Now, get out there and check on those steaks, hmm?
- [Purrs]
哦，不是吧，特德 - Oh, no, Ted.
[Dog howling]
莫林 - Merlin.
嘿，起来 你这个老骨头 Hey, wake up, you old bag of bones.
你看到了吗？ Do you see that?
那是个飞船，老家伙 That's a spaceship, old boy.
一架真真切切的，活生生的 绝对真实的 A real, live, honest-to-goodness spaceship
从外太空来的飞船 from outer space, it is.
我就知道 I knew it.
我就知道他们迟早会出现的 I knew they'd finally show up.
是啊，我早就告诉过他们，那群傻子 Yeah, I told them, the fools.
我就知道他们会出现的 I knew they were gonna come.
我就知道 I knew it.
过来，伙计 Come here, boy.
过来，快 Come here. Come on.
好，我们得去找那架飞船，好吧? Yeah, we got a spaceship to get, huh?
快来，快来 Come on, come on.
好啊，我们要出名了 你和我 Yeah, we're gonna be famous, you and me.
[Wolf growling]
[Barks]
[Whimpers]
[Belching sound]
[Dramatic music]
[dog barking]
就在那边 - There it is.
就在那边，老家伙 There it is, old boy.
[Merlin barking]
好吧，莫林 Okay, Merlin.
你看这样行吗？ Now, how does this sound?
你好，来自遥远外星的太空朋友 Greetings, space brothers from a distant star.
欢迎来到我们的星球 Welcome to our planet.
[Merlin whimpers]
[Screams]
[Gunshot]
[Zapping]
特德？ - Ted?
我在外面，亲爱的 - Out here, dear.
送你礼物的时候到了 - Time for your present.
噢，我拿到了啊，亲爱的 - Oh, I got it, dear.
那副望远镜相当不错 The binoculars are wonderful.
你的另一个礼物，亲爱的 - Your other present, darling.
噢，我的天啊 - Oh, my.
[Screams]
错，错，错，傻帽 - No, no, no, pinhead.
PPP指的是合理警务程序 PPP is Proper Police Procedure.
PPD是生死未明 PPD is an unknown DOA.
哦，我还以为那是PPK - Well, I thought that was a PPK.
不是，PPK是当你见到一具尸体时 躲在树后做的事 - No, PPK is what you do behind a tree after you see a stiff.
对了，你是怎么通过考试的啊？ How'd you pass the exam, anyway,
答应搞定老师的违规停车罚单？ promise to fix the teacher's parking tickets?
嘿，对他别太严厉了，弗恩 这个孩子还不错 - Hey, easy on him, Vern, the kid's okay.
对吧，布巴？ Ain't that right, Bubba?
嗯？ - Huh?
谢谢惠顾，欢迎下次光临 - Thank you, come again.
抱歉，达琳 - Sorry, Darlene.
5号桌，2号桌，口味要很干的 - Number five, number two, dry and deadly.
苔米，是你吗？ Is that you, Tammy?
不好意思，塞姆 - I'm sorry, Sam.
那好，这次又是什么原因呢？ - All right, so what is it this time, huh?
公寓着火？ Flat tire?
叔叔生病了？ 火星人？ Sick aunt? Men from Mars?
是什么呢？ What?
- 这样下去可不行，姑娘 - 对不起，塞姆 This has got to stop, toots. - I'm sorry, Sam.
四号，五号，还有六号桌 都由你来接待，宝贝 - Four, five, and six are all yours, honey pie.
我先走了，塞姆 I'm out of here, Simone.
再见，小伙子们 Bye, boys.
嘿，苔米，我们何不交往交往呢？ - Hey, Tammy, why don't you and I go on up to the point?
门都没有，弗农 - Not a chance, Vernon.
为什么？甜心 - Why not, sweetheart?
因为你是弗农，弗农警官 - Because you're Vernon, Officer Vernon.
[Laughter]
嘿，苔米你在这儿待了快有3年了吧？ - Hey, Tammy, you've been here, what, three years?
一直以来，我从没见你和男孩子在一起过 All that time, I've never seen you with a guy.
你什么意思 - What's your point?
没什么 - Nothin'.
我问你呢，弗农，什么意思？ - I said, what's your point, Vernon?
[Laughter]
劳埃德，什么意思？ - What is the point, Lloyd?
呃，你知道的啊 - Well, you know.
是什么啊？ - What?
算了吧，布巴 - Drop it, Bubba.
好的，弗农 - Right, Vern.
伙计们，你们昨晚看到那东西了吗？ - Cats, did you see that thing?
哇哦，它不偏不倚砸中了山丘 Wow, it blasted right into the butte.
- 太疯狂了 - 看到没？ It was crazy. - See it?
我们在山顶差点被它撞上 It almost hit us up at the point,
冲我们头顶划过 passed right over our heads.
太难以置信了 It was unreal.
迪克，如果让我爸知道我们去了山顶 - Dick, if my father finds out we went to the point,
他会发狂的 he'll go ape.
不要担心，奎尼，我绝不说半个字 - Don't sweat it, queenie, my lips are zipped.
你觉得那个会是什么东西，迪克？ So what do you think it was, Dickie?
额，我们都不知道 - Well, we couldn't tell.
那个东西很庞大，还闪烁着火焰 It was―it was huge and all covered with flames.
嘿，弗恩在里面 - Hey, Vern's in there.
或许那个马屁精知道一点 Maybe the egg sucker knows something.
- 我们进去看看 - 好的 Let's go see. - Yeah.
非常感谢 - Thank you very much.
不用客气 - You're welcome.
我去巡逻了，弗恩 - I'm gonna call in, Vern.
嘿，弗恩，山丘上的撞击你听说了吗？ - Hey, Vern, did you hear about that big crash up on the butte?
小子，你应该称呼我沃森警官 - It's Officer Watson to you, cockroach.
你是警察 - You're the police.
你应该保护我们 You're supposed to protect us.
如果那是共产分子的火箭怎么办？ What if it's a secret commie rocket?
你们小鬼不是应该在学校吗？ - Shouldn't you punks be in school?
- [Laughs]
弗恩，我巡逻过了 - Vern, I just called in.
昨晚有东西坠落在了山丘 Something crashed into the butte last night,
警长要我们去查看一下 and the chief wants us to check it out.
有人受伤了没？ - Anybody hurt?
那就是我们要去搞清的 - That's what we're supposed to find out.
快点，走啊 - Come on, let's go.
警长，你说什么我们做什么 - Whatever you say, Chief.
你们这些小鬼别惹麻烦 You rodents stay out of trouble.
伙计，那个人是真是个混蛋 - Man, what a jerk that guy is.
冷静一下，迪克 - Cool it, Dickie.
吃干饭是他的工作啊 It's his job to suck eggs.
那么，伙计们，我们该怎么处理它？ So, cats, what are we gonna do about it?
处理什么？ - Do about what?
那个撞击，那个撞击 - The crash, the crash.
我们得上去看看 We got to get up there.
对不起，科迪，不行 - Sorry, Code, can't.
弗雷迪的福特店刚刚引进了几款新的车型 Freddy's Ford just got one of them new Edsels in.
理查德，这件事是史上最为轰动的 - Richard, this is the biggest thing ever
足以让这个小镇翻天覆地 而你却不能去？ to hit this nowhere zilch town, and you can't?
但是新车10点之后就会展出… - But it―it's only gonna be there from 10:00―
迪克，那几款新车始终会摆在那里 - Dickie, Edsels will be around forever.
而这种事不会 This won't.
拜托，哥们，我们就快去快回 Come on, man, just up there and back, real quick.
又会有什么后果呢？ I mean, what could possibly happen?
好吧，如果你真地这么想去看那玩意 - Well, if you want to go that bad to look that pitiful,
那去吧 then okay.
佩妮，你比女王还伟大 - Penny, you are the queen.
看到什么了吗？ - See anything?
就一堆石头 - Nothing but rocks.
有发现吗？ - Anything?
更多石头的特写 - More rocks close up.
可能一架坠落的飞机还在燃烧，对吧？ - A plane crash might still be burning, right?
是啊，很有可能 - Yeah, probably.
那么也有可能会是火箭 - So would one of them rockets.
你可难住我了 - You got me.
那或许真的是火箭，弗恩 - Maybe it is a rocket, Vern,
来至内华达州，测试航程 from that test range over in Nevada.
现在他们开始在火箭头上安装原子弹了 They're putting atomic bombs on top of rockets now.
我可不想接近这种东西 Wouldn't want to get near one of those things.
那东西的辐射 All that radiation.
- 绝不能接近，长官 - 辐射？ No, sir. - Radiation?
是的，我在书上有看到过 - Yeah, I read about it.
这种方式杀人实在残忍 It's a nasty way to go.
起初你会感到非常不适 First you get real sick,
开始吐胆汁，然后吐血 start puking up your guts, and then blood.
接着你全身会长满麻疹 Then you get hives all over your body.
太恶心了 It's gross.
都是小气泡 Little boils.
够了，巴恩斯 - That's enough, Barnes.
哟，还不止这些呢，弗恩 - Well, that's not all, Vern.
你开始掉头发 You know, your hair starts to fall out.
鼻子，嘴巴开始冒血 You start bleeding out of your nose and mouth.
你的皮肤会开始开裂，然后… Your skin gets all cracked and―
巴恩斯 - Barnes.
最后你就死掉了，弗恩 - Then you die, Vern.
老兄，哦，老兄 - Man, oh, man.
呃喔 - Uh-oh.
退到树后面去 - Back up behind those trees.
好的 - Okay.
科迪，我们会被发现的 Cody, they're gonna see us.
没事，不会的 - No, they won't.
我们回家吧 - Let's just go home.
佩妮 - Penny.
你们两个胆小鬼不想去就算了 - You chickens go if you want to.
我先去了 - I'm going up there.
拜托，迪克 - Come on, Dickie.
会酷毙了的 This could be very, very cool.
呃，我们还是在这里等你吧 - Uh, we'll just wait for you here.
好吧，克莱德 All right, Clyde.
迪克，我害怕 - Dick, I'm scared.
怎么了，佩妮？ - What's wrong, Penny?
我也不知道为什么 - I don't know what it is.
宝贝过来 - Come here, baby.
佩妮，没有什么好怕的 Penny, there's really nothing to be scared of.
你看，这儿就我们两个人 Look, we're all alone.
不是，不止我们两个 - No, we're not.
哇哦，停下来，那恩斯警官 - Whoa, hold it right there, Officer Barnes.
弗恩？ - Vern?
你看到那个光芒了吧？ - You see that glow?
那肯定是颗流星 That's a meteor for sure.
懂了吗？ Got that?
只有流星发出的光才是这样子的 That's how meteors glow.
没有坠机，没有人员伤亡 There's no crash; there's no bodies.
结案了，我们赶紧离开这个鬼地方 Case closed. Let's get the heck out of here.
呃，弗恩，你就不想上去看清楚？ - Uh, Vern, don't you want to check it out?
不想，我不想去，我们走 - No, I do not. Let's go.
这是命令 That's an order.
迪克 - Dick.
树丛里有东西 I saw something in the trees over there.
什么？我什么也没看到啊 - What? I don't see anything.
迪克，我们还是走吧 - Dick, let's just go.
佩妮，科迪还没回来呢 - Penny, Cody's still out there.
迪克，我们走吧，快 - Dick, let's go. Now.
佩妮，那只是你的幻觉… - Penny, you're just imagining―
[screaming]
那是什么东西啊？ - What is it?
佩妮，我也不知道 - I don't know, Penny.
我也不知道 I don't know.
[Engine grinding]
噢，不是吧 - Oh, no.
又这样？ Not again.
佩妮，快，把窗户摇上 Penny, quick, roll up your window
锁上车门 and lock your door.
- [Screaming]
迪克，它在车顶上 Dick, it's on the roof!
[Screaming]
哦，老天爷啊！ - Oh, God!
它恐怖了 - It's so horrible.
没事了，它走了 - Okay, I think it's gone.
是吗？ - Yeah?
我们赶紧离开这里 - Let's just get out of here.
佩妮！佩妮！ Penny! Penny!
小鬼，你在这干什么？ - What are you doing here, cockroach?
我们的国家可是崇尚自由的 沃森警官 - It's a free country, Officer Watson.
你说话当心点 - You little nosebleed.
警官！科迪！ - Officer! Cody!
什么事，小鬼？ - Yeah, kids?
一头怪兽 - A monster.
我们被一头怪兽袭击了 We were attacked by a monster.
一头怪兽？ - A monster?
是的，刚才我们在车里 在树丛那边 - Yeah, we were in my car up in the trees.
那头怪兽有一个巨大的眼球 它想要杀死我们，用一个… And it had a big eyeball, and it tried to kill us with a―
一个东西，好像 一个巨型触角一样的东西 - A thing, like, a big tentacle thing.
是的长官，我们讲的都是真的 - Yeah, it was real, I swear.
一头怪兽？迪克？ - A monster, Dickie?
沃森长官，你一定要相信我们啊 - Officer Watson, you have to believe us.
你知道我相信什么吗？ - You know what I believe?
我相信你们这群小鬼 这次做的太过火了 I believe your punk pranks have gone too far this time.
什么？ - What?
去年夏天，是钩子杀手 - Last summer, it was the killer with the hook.
前年是… The year before that―
长官，请你相信我们 - Officer, please.
请你相信我们 Please.
是时候让你们吸取一下教训了 - It's time you learned your lesson.
- 上车 - 长官 Get in the car. - Officer.
上车 - Get in the car.
嘿，别碰我 - Hey, watch it.
你也是，小姐 - You too, young lady.
等等，沃森 - Not so fast, Watson.
我可知道我拥有的权利 I know my rights.
哦，我…我自己上车 Oh, I'm―I'll get in.
这就进去，这就进去 I'm in. I'm in.
我来看管这些小鬼，你来开车 - I'll haul these punks in; you drive their car.
好的，弗恩 - Okay, Vern.
非常感谢，科迪 - Thanks a lot, Code.
我们快去快回，对吧？ Just there and back, right?
那家伙真讨厌 - Really hate that guy.
[Tires screeching]
特德，是你吗？ - Ted, is that you?
不是 - No.
甚至连便条都不留一张？ - Not a note, nothing?
看看你 Look at you.
你是拉娜 - You are Lana.
而你是一个大邋遢 - And you are a mess.
你是特德的配偶 - You are Ted's mate.
我当然是了 - Of course I am.
特德爱拉娜 - Ted loves Lana.
拉娜也爱特德 - And Lana loves Ted.
荷尔蒙的异性相吸性 - Hormonal polarity.
是的，我听说过这一现象 Yes, I have heard of this phenomenon.
好奇怪的感觉 Odd sensation.
- [Giggles]
你爱怎么叫就怎么叫，亲爱的 Call it what you will, dear.
昨晚太棒了 Last night was wonderful.
现在马上洗干净，穿好衣服，来吃早餐 Now, go clean up, get dressed, and come to breakfast.
你是拉娜 - You are Lana.
你必须协助我 You must assist me.
是吗，特德？你能自己穿衣服啊 - Really, Ted, you can dress yourself.
男人啊 Men.
如果下次你一定要半夜里爬起来 And if you must go off chasing your meteors
去追寻流星的话，先跟我讲一声 in the middle of the night, next time you tell me.
我担心死了 I was worried half to death.
特德，这是什么？ Ted, what is this?
便携式望远镜？ Pocket-sized binoculars?
不是 - No.
噢，特德，我会小心的 - Oh, Ted, I know how to be careful.
噢，你们这群科学家 Oh, you scientists.
快坐下 Go sit down.
早餐准备好了 Breakfast is ready.
特德，我跟你讲些我妈说过的话吧 Ted I'm going to tell you something Mother said.
她说过，在一段婚姻中 She said, "It can happen in a marriage.
或许有一天早晨你醒来 "One morning you just wake up,
可能你会发现你对面坐着个陌生人 and there's a stranger sitting across from you."
我那会儿反驳她 我说那都是无稽之谈 I told her it was utter nonsense.
但是现在我不怎么肯定了 Now I'm not so sure.
噢，特德，你还好吗？ Oh, Ted, are you all right?
这是什么？ - What is this?
哦，糟了 - Oh, no.
噢，亲爱的 Oh, dear.
特德，你呆在这儿 Ted, you stay right there.
我去打电话给米勒医生 I'm gonna call Dr. Miller.
该死，电话线还没修好 Darn it, the line is still out.
特德，你必须去躺下 Ted, you must go lie down.
这东西的名字是什么？ - What is this called?
盐，这叫食盐 - Salt. It's called salt.
盐 - Salt.
这东西能攻击哥特 This will harm the Ghota.
你是拉娜，你必须协助我 You are Lana. You must assist me.
噢，特德，别这样，不要再吓我了 - Oh, Ted, stop it. You're scaring me.
特德希望你能安全 - Ted wants you safe.
早餐怎么样啊，局长？ - How was breakfast, Chief?
噢，还是一样的猪食 - Oh, same old slop.
有情况吗？ Anything up?
老家伙威尔逊打来电话 叫嚷着外星人 - Old man Wilson called again, screaming about his space man.
他喝醉了吗？ - Was he drunk?
当然了 - Of course.
还有打字机需要一个新的色带 And the typewriter needs a new ribbon.
文书工作，史戴尔斯 慢慢习惯吧 - Paperwork, Stiles, get used to it.
你做这可比我强多了 Better you than me.
再过两天，我就要退休了 In two days, I'm retired.
用沃森的话就是“结案了” Case closed, as Officer Watson likes to say.
哈哈 - Ha.
弗恩抓来了几个小鬼 Vern brought in some kids.
恩 - Uh-huh.
向警察报假案 Making a false report to the police,
帕金斯先生，这个控诉可是相当严重啊 that's a very serious charge, Mr. Perkins.
我们被袭击了，道森局长 - We were attacked, Chief Dawson.
我们被一头怪兽袭击了 We got attacked by a monster.
恩 - Mm-hmm.
这里也是这么写的 好吧 That's what it says right here, all right,
“被怪兽袭击” "attacked by a monster."
那家伙看起来像是 一个有着长触角的巨大眼球 - It looked like a big eyeball with a long tentacle thing.
- 是的 - 它想杀死我们 - Right. - It tried to kill us.
你必须相信我 You have to believe me.
我从来都没这么害怕过 I've never been so scared.
我会通知你们家长 - I'm going to notify your parents.
不要，求你不要 - No, please don't.
给我们个机会吧，好吗？ - Just give us a break, will you?
如果再让我在办公室看到你们 - If I ever see any of you in my office again,
下次你们得请律师了 you'll all need lawyers.
- 懂了吗？哈拉先生 - 嗯，嗯 You dig me, Mr. O'Hara? - Mm-hmm.
还不趁我在改变主意之前离开这里 - Get out of here before I change my mind.
[Man snoring]
[Dog whimpering]
啊 - Ah.
好吧，行了，莫林 Yeah, okay, Merlin.
好吧，行了，老猎狗 Yeah, okay, you old hound.
过来，过来 Come on. Come on.
[Barks]
快出去，快去出 Away you go. Away you go.
不要走开太远哦，老色鬼 Don't be gone long, you old goat.
[Sniffing]
[Gargling]
昨晚的事，不好意思 Sorry about last night, space brothers.
我只是在射鸟 Just a little bird shot.
我没伤到你，对吧？ No harm done, right?
今天我带你去见我们的首领 I'll take you to our leader today.
我向你保证 I promise.
我一定带你去 I will.
[Screams]
[Splattering sound]
[Whimpers]
[Metallic clanking]
特德，亲爱的，你在干什么？ - Ted, darling, what are you doing?
盐 - Salt.
在…在那下面 - It's―it's under there.
你知道的啊 You know that.
你为什么不去躺下啊？ Why don't you go lie down?
盐可以保护拉娜 - Salt will protect Lana.
你将协助我 You will assist me.
我当然会协助你了 - Of course I'll assist you.
- 我会好好照顾你的 - 那就好 I'll take care of you. - Good.
我们得出发了 We must go.
你来开车 You will drive.
好的，当然是我来开 - Yes, of course I'll drive.
呃，我们去看米勒医生 Um, we'll go see Dr. Miller.
今天是星期六，不过… It's Saturday, but―
不去找医生，去找哥特 - No doctor; the Ghota.
哥特？ - The Ghota?
什么哥特？ What Ghota?
你需要去看一下医生 You need to see Dr. Miller.
我必须在哥特分裂之前找到它 - I must find the Ghota before it divides.
你得去看医生 - You need to see the doctor.
特德希望你能安全 - Ted wants you safe.
别再那样子说话了 - Stop saying that.
我很安全 I am safe.
特德不安全 Ted is not safe.
不是 - No.
特德很安全 Ted is safe.
我去把米勒医生找来 - I'm going to get Dr. Miller.
你不协助我了？ - You will not assist me?
拉娜 Lana.
[Tires squealing]
拉娜 Lana.
拉娜？ Lana?
噢，嘿，亲爱的，帮我个忙吧 - Oh, hey, toots, do me a favor.
开车去甘德森农场给我买三打鸡蛋吧 Run out to the Gunderson farm and pick me up three dozen eggs.
你得在午餐高峰期赶回来 You got time to get out there and back before the lunch crowd.
好的，塞姆 - Sure, Sam.
刘易斯博士 - Dr. Lewis.
你好？ Hello?
你叫苔米 - You are Tammy.
天哪，刘易斯博士 - Gosh, Dr. Lewis,
我还以为你不认识我 I didn't think you remembered me.
特德认识你 - Ted remembers you.
呃，呃，你去哪里？ - Um, uh, where are you going?
那边 - That way.
去山丘？ - To the butte?
我能送你一程吗？ Can I give you a lift?
我也正往那边去 I'm headed that way myself.
你刚才在往另一边去 - You were going that way.
噢 - Oh.
女孩子可以改变主意，不行吗？ Well, a girl can change her mind, can't she?
可以 - Yes.
可以改变主意的 Minds can be changed.
有什么不对劲吗？ - Is something wrong?
哦，天啊 Oh, gosh.
天啊，我很抱歉 Gosh, I'm sorry.
我知道你已经结婚了 I know you're married.
是的 - Yes.
拉娜是特德的妻子 Lana is Ted's wife.
抱歉，我这么做没有任何企图 - Please, I don't mean anything by it.
我只是想… I was just trying to be...
帮忙 helpful.
你会协助我吗？ - You will assist me?
我很乐意，刘易斯博士 - I'd be happy to, Dr. Lewis.
好的 - Good.
啊，那么，这样就好了 - Ah, well, all right then.
呃，刘易斯博士，我能不能… Um, Dr. Lewis, can l―
称呼你特德？ can I call you Ted?
我的名字是鄂普 - My name is Urp.
你想要制酸药吗？ - Do you want some Rolaids?
我包里有一些 I've got some in my purse.
刘易斯博士 Dr. Lewis.
特德，我能不能 Can l―Ted.
问你一个私人的问题 Can I ask you a personal question?
可以 - Yes.
晚上，当你在用望远镜观测时 - At night, when you're looking through a telescope,
你有想过外面的世界会是怎么样的吗？ do you ever wonder what's out there?
我是说，外太空的真正样子 I mean, what's really out there.
我知道外太空的样子 - I know what is really out there.
我也觉得你知道 - I suppose you do.
不过我指的是其他的世界 But I'm talking about other worlds
其他的文明以及别的 and civilizations and things.
我想想都要哆嗦 It gives me shivers just to think about it.
我在吐勒枚4号上会哆嗦 - I get shivers on Toolamane Four.
那是什么？ - What's that?
7个冰雪星球之一 - It is one of seven ice planets
他们都围绕中子星区里赛尔 that orbit the neutron star Tryxl.
冰雪星球？ - Ice planets?
你能看到其他星球，哇哦 You can see other planets, wow.
我还不知道你们天文学家能那样做 I never knew you astronomers could do that.
我已经去过很多星球了 - I have been to many planets.
我的故乡星球是孔德 My home planet is Koddhar.
它在天龙星座群中 It is in the Draco cluster.
好吧 - Right.
那是什么？ What is that thing?
是个生物阶段扰乱器 - It is a biogenic phase disruptor.
什么？ - A what?
那是不是枪之类的东西？ Is that, like, some kind of gun or something?
是的 - Yes.
我希望你不用它抓猎物 - I hope you don't hunt with it.
你不用它抓猎物，对吧？ You don't hunt with it, do you?
我用的 - Yes.
啊，我的天啊 我从没想过你是这种人，刘易斯博士 - Well, my gosh, I never thought you'd be the type, Dr. Lewis.
肉铺店里已经有很多肉了 The stores are full of meat.
你没必要在到处捕杀毫无防备的动物了 You don't have to go around killing defenseless animals.
哥特不是毫无防备的 - The Ghota is not defenseless.
鸽子，你在捕杀鸽子 - Goats. You're hunting goats.
哥特，不是鸽子 - Ghota, not goats.
哥特，鸽子 随便你怎么说，我不介意 - Ghota, goats, whatever you say, I don't care.
太残忍了 It's cruel.
我必须这么做 - It is necessary.
以你们时间的标准，再过几个小时 哥特就要分裂了 In several of your hours, the Ghota will divide.
如果我们没有在此之前阻止它 If it is not stopped before that,
它就会觅食，然后大范围繁殖 it will feed and then multiply exponentially
最终哥特将毁灭这个星球上所有的生命体 until Ghotas consume all life on this planet.
你来这里是阻止它 - And you're here to stop it.
是的 - Yes.
在你们星球，我的职务相当于联邦警长 I would be called a federal marshal in your world.
我在这个区域负责维护安全 I enforce security in this quadrant.
大优惠，大优惠，大优惠！ - Deals, deals, deals!
今天来弗雷迪的福特销售店！ Come on down today to Freddy's Ford!
弗雷迪福特店，我们这里… Freddy's Ford, where we―
朋友，你有“疲劳血液”吗？ - Friends, do you have tired blood?
嘿，劳埃德，让它开着啊 - Hey, Lloyd, leave it on.
为什么？ - What for?
都是一些垃圾 It's all trash.
我想听 - I want to hear it.
我觉得我可能有“疲劳血液” I think maybe I got tired blood.
才怪，你有“懒惰血液”，布巴 - No, you've got lazy blood, Bubba.
这是有区别的 There's a difference.
你是否时常感到精疲力尽… - If you have that rundown feeling―
嘿，劳埃德，我觉得 - Hey, Lloyd, I think maybe
我可能有那个钟精疲力尽的感觉劳埃德 I got that rundown feeling all the―
噢 Ow.
如果你敢再碰一下收音机的的话 - If you so much as touch that radio again,
我就把你扔到车子前面 I'm gonna throw you in front of the truck,
然后你就能体会一下那种被碾压的感觉 听到没？ and you're gonna have a run-over feeling, you hear me?
- 劳埃德 - 劳埃德 - Lloyd. - "Lloyd."
[Tires screeching]
见鬼，劳埃德 - Damn, Lloyd.
刚才那是什么玩意？ What was that thing?
我不知道 - I don't know.
我…我不知道 I-I don't know.
它去哪里了？ - Where'd it go?
那东西真是丑极了 - Sure was ugly.
[Metallic clunking]
怎么回事？ - What was that?
我…我不知道 - I-I don't know.
我们还是回镇上去吧 - Let's get back to town.
那时我的卡车抛锚了 - Well, my truck broke down
就在这个美丽繁华的莫哈韦小镇上 right here in beautiful bustling Mojave,
从那以后我就一直困在这里 and I've been stuck here ever since.
现在我终于有点积蓄了 I finally got a little money saved,
总有一天我会去索萨利托定居 and someday, I'll move to Sausalito.
那是个非常时尚的小镇 It's a very hip town, you know.
那里有很多艺术家 There are a lot of artists out there.
我可能会开一家美术馆 And maybe I'll open an art gallery.
天啊，我还真能扯 Gee, I sure can blabber on.
你一个字都没听进去，对吧？ You haven't heard a word I've said, have you?
不是，我听进去的 - Yes, I have.
你最后说的句子是“天啊，我还真能扯” Your last sentence was, "Gee, I sure can blabber on."
- [Laughs]
是的 Yeah.
不管怎样，这些都只是我的痴心妄想 It's all wishful thinking anyway,
不切实际的梦想 some pipe dream.
不是 - No.
你以后会搬到索萨利 You will move to Sausalito.
你会从事艺术行业 You will make art.
你会开一家美术馆 You will open an art gallery.
真的吗？ - Really?
那么告诉我，你是怎么知道这一切的呢？ Now, how do you know all this, pray tell?
因为我知道 - Because I do.
哇哦 - Whoa.
我们还是换个话题吧，好吗？ Let's change the subject, okay?
跟我说说你的哥特吧 Tell me more about your Ghotas.
他们有三只眼，六个角吗？ Do they have three eyes and six horns?
- [Laughs]
没有 No.
他们单细胞片脚类动物 They are unicellular amphipods
长有溶核活性皮下薄膜 with a nucleolytic subdermal membrane
能够使染色体变形 and capable of complete chromodynamic distortion.
什么意思？ - What does all that mean?
哥特能够隐身 - Ghotas can make themselves invisible.
隐身，酷毙了 - Invisible. Cool.
哥特不酷 - Ghotas are not cool.
它们新陈代谢的温度 是你们这儿的155度 Their metabolic temperature is 155 of your degrees.
哥特是个富有侵略性的智慧物种 Ghotas are an aggressive, intelligent, and clever species.
这个哥特破坏了我的飞船上的 等离子体注射器 This one disabled the plasma injectors on my spacecraft.
我迫不得已降落在你们星球 I was forced to land on your planet.
哥特逃了出来 The Ghota escaped.
这么说哥特能够，呃，思考？ - So Ghotas can, uh, think?
是的 - Yes.
停车 Stop.
在这停车 Stop here.
什么？ - What?
你看到什么了吗？ Did you see something?
没，我感觉到了，在那个小屋那边 - No, I sensed it, over there by that dwelling.
我们在这下车 We get out here.
我们？ - We?
你必须和我一起去 - You must come with me.
特德希望你能安全 Ted wants you safe.
特德这样想，我很开心 - That's sweet of Ted.
我也希望苔米能安全 I want Tammy safe too.
走 - Come.
紧紧跟跟着我 Stay behind me, close.
呃，刘易斯博士 我真的觉得我们不应该在这儿 - Um, Dr. Lewis, I really don't think we should be here.
停，不要动 - Stop. Don't move.
情况不妙 This is not good.
有什么不妙的？ - What is not good?
只是一滩积水 It's only a puddle.
肯定有人不小心倒掉了些东西 仅此而已 Somebody spilled something, that's all.
是的，一滩积水 - Yes, a puddle.
那么为什么看到一滩积水就不妙？ - So why is a puddle not good?
哥特，进过食了 - The Ghota has eaten.
它吸收猎物的营养 It absorbs its prey's nutrients,
只留下水和残渣 leaving only water and metabolic residue.
什么？ - What?
人类大部分是水 - Humans are mostly water.
人类？ - Humans?
那积水是个人？ That's a person?
以前是个人 - It was a person.
噢，看清楚了 - Oh, look at it.
那就只是个泥水滩 That is a mud puddle.
才不是一个人 It's not a person.
刘易斯博士，特德 Dr. Lewis, Ted,
你是不是在哥特这件事上 aren't you carrying this Ghota thing
做的有点过火了？ a little bit too far?
我的意思是，你很有创造性 I mean, you're very creative,
你这样围捕那个太空杀手 and I think it's great that you're rounding up
我当然觉得很伟大 all the bad killer space goats.
安静，站到我后面去 - Quiet. Stay behind me.
噢，太荒唐了，为什么？ - Oh, this is absurd. What for?
特德希望你能安全 - Ted wants you safe.
噢，你能不那样说话吗？ - Oh, would you please not talk like that?
我开始厌烦了 It is beginning to bug me.
我觉得我玩够了这个愚蠢的游戏了 I think I've had enough of this silly, stupid game.
和我在一起，你会安全的 - You are safe with me.
不要靠近我 - You keep away.
[Engine turning]
靠边停车 - Pull over.
我要出嘘嘘 I got to take a whiz.
在回到镇上前，你就不能忍一下？ - Can't you wait until we get to town?
不能，我忍不住 - No, I can't.
快，请在这些树边上停车 Now, please pull over there by those trees.
噢，布巴你就像个小孩子一样 - Oh, you're like a child, Bubba.
这又怎么回事？ Now, what was that?
别走太远了，巴布 Don't go too far, Bubba.
你醉成这样子，恐怕找不到回来的路 You're too drunk to find your way back.
别担心，劳埃德 - Don't worry about it, Lloyd.
我觉得我应付得了 I can handle it, I think.
[Grunting]
布巴？ - Bubba?
[Bubba screaming]
你在吐吗？布巴 Are you getting sick, Bubba?
你在这儿留下的这堆垃圾是什么东西？ What's this mess you left here?
布巴？ Bubba?
[Gurgling sound]
[Screaming]
嘭嘭！击毙！ - Boom! Zap!
汤米，住手 - Tommy, cut that out.
击毙！你死了，你这个怪物 - Zap! You're dead, you creep.
噢，刘易斯太太 - Oh, Mrs. Lewis.
嗨，米勒医生在吗？ - Hi, is Dr. Miller in?
- 不在，他去… - 劳拉，我们得走了 - No, he's― - Laura we've got to go.
我们快要迟到了 We'll be late.
我跟你说了你几遍了？ - How many times have I told you?
我们不去看电影 We're not going to the movie.
- 那么，他什么时候会回来？ - 太不公平了 - Well, when will he be back? - It's not fair.
那就是让我做怪物的代价 - Well, that's the price of being a creep.
他看多了那些垃圾科幻电影 He's seen enough of that science fiction junk.
他老是做恶梦 It gives him nightmares.
劳拉，真的，我找他有急事 - Laura, really, it's important.
米勒医生什么时候能回来？ When will Dr. Miller be back?
噢，应该很迟才能回来 - Oh, it won't be until late.
他去巴斯多市了 He's gone off to Barstow.
巴斯多市？ - Barstow?
你能告诉他… Will you tell him―
劳拉，你真会咬人 - Laura, you really bite.
什么？ - What?
小子，你又不是汉堡 Kid, you're hamburger.
想要让人相信怪兽的故事 很难哦，迪克 - A monster is a pretty hard thing to swallow, Dickie.
你知道吗，行，科迪 不要相信我 - You know, fine, Cody, don't believe me.
[Sighs]
- [Laughs]
你要什么时候才能长大啊？科迪 - When the heck you gonna grow up, Code?
是怪兽在捣鬼，迪克 - The monster did it, Dickie.
伙计们，这怎么样？ Dig this, cats.
假设你们所说的怪兽是真的 Suppose your monster is real.
- 是真的 - 好吧，好吧 - It is real. - Okay, okay.
那么它是真的 So it's real.
我老爸刚买了个宝丽来相机 My old man just got one of them new Polaroid cameras,
你们知道的，拍立得相机 you know, like, instant pictures.
我们去那里 We go up there,
偷偷抓拍几张怪兽的照片 snap off a few shots of your monster,
把照片卖给报社，然后我们就能 变得很有钱，很有钱 sell 'em to the newspapers, and get rich, rich, rich.
那怪兽差点就杀了我们 - It almost killed us.
所以这次我们可以准备好对付它 - So this time we'll be ready for it.
凭什么？一个全景照相机？ - With what, a paranoid camera?
是宝丽来相机，老兄，宝丽来 - It's a Polaroid, man, Polaroid.
迪克，我们该怎么做呢？ So what's it gonna be, Dickie?
这是我们绝佳的机会 This is our big chance.
不要搞砸了，克莱德 Don't blow it, Clyde.
我想只有这样才能证明一切 - I think it's the only way we can prove what happened.
我不相信 - I don't believe this.
现在这儿什么都没有啊 - There's nothing here now.
貌似你们说的怪兽分裂了 Looks like your monster split.
那好吧。我们回家吧 - Good. Let's go home.
嘿，我打赌，那个流星撞击与怪兽有关 - Hey, I bet the crash and the monster are connected.
对啊 Yeah.
- 快，我们上去看看 - 不，我们回去吧 Come on, let's go up there. - No, let's go home.
你疯了，科迪 - You're nuts, Cody.
那儿太远了，爬不到的 That's way too far to climb.
太远了，拜托，迪克 - Too far? Please, Dickie.
科迪，如果沃森发现这件事… - Cody, if Dawson ever finds out about this―
别担心，伙计 - Don't sweat it, pal.
没事的 We'll be fine.
哇哦 Wow.
这是什么？一架火箭？ - What is it, a rocket?
对 - Yeah.
不对，或许吧 No. Maybe.
我不知道 I don't know.
但是我知道我们要发财了，迪克 But I do know we're gonna be rich, Dickie.
哦，好啊 快，我们过去 Oh, yeah. Come on, let's go.
科迪，等等 - Cody, wait.
这东西可能带有放射性物质 It could be radioactive.
哦，真的吗？ - Oh, you think?
你已经拍到照片了 - You got your picture.
我们还是在早点离开这儿，好吗？ Let's just split while we still can, okay?
好的，对 - Yeah, right.
快走 - Come on.
你这个孩子太调皮了 - You're being a brat.
我说了我不要回家 - I said I don't want to go home.
汤米，我们回家，就这样 - Tommy, we're going home, and that's it.
不要，我要回到镇上去 - No, I want to go back to the town.
不行 No.
求你了 Please.
你真没劲 You stink.
小鬼，你再这样下去的话 - Just keep it up, brat,
你的屁股会痛得 一星期内不能坐凳子 and you won't be able to sit for a week.
我爸爸会开除你的 - My dad is going to fire you.
噢，汤米这次你完蛋了 - Oh, this time, Tommy, you are cooked.
现在马上回你的房间去 Now, go to your room.
不要 - No.
你是真的想尝淤青的滋味吧，小鬼 - You are really cruisin' for a bruisin', kiddo.
[Squelching sound]
- [Gasps]
劳拉！ Laura!
又怎么了？汤米 - What is it now, Tommy?
劳拉！ - Laura!
你从房间里出来干什么？ - What are you doing out of your room?
你又想让我去查看一下怪兽是吗？ Do you want me to check for monsters again?
- 它就在上面 - 你个小鬼 - It's up there. - You little creep.
你整天看那些恐怖片 You see all those horrible movies,
你现在害怕这些怪兽了 and now you're scared of monsters.
那个怪兽就在走廊里 - The monster is up in the hall.
劳拉，是真的 Laura, it's true.
[Screaming]
是真的 我上星期在电视上看到过 - It's true. I saw it on TV last week.
那家伙甚至还有照片 The guy even had pictures.
我仍旧相信是空军的机密飞机 - I still say it's a secret jet the air force have.
长官，飞机不可能像那样子飞行 - Chief, jets don't fly like that.
转悠几下然后突然飞走？ Jerking around and then suddenly zipping away?
我现在跟你们讲清楚 - I'll jerk some sense into both of you.
我们在山丘上看到的 What we saw out there on the butte,
是一颗流星 普普通通，最平凡不过的流星 that was a meteor, common garden-variety meteor.
结案了 Case closed.
[Telephone ringing]
莫哈韦沙漠警局，道森警长 - Mojave police, Chief Dawson.
- [Indistinct speech]
嗯 - Uh-huh.
好吧，我们会在附近问询一下 All right, we'll ask around our neighborhood.
你有消息的话通知我 Call me if you learn anything.
奇怪 Strange.
局长？ - Chief?
是史戴尔斯打来的 - That was Stiles.
他发现劳埃徳·奥尔森的卡车被抛在路边 He found Lloyd Olson's truck abandoned.
没有他和巴布的踪迹 No sign of him or Bubba.
他说车门都开着 Said the doors were both open,
钥匙还在点火装置上 and the key was still in the ignition.
周围就只有两滩大水坑 Only thing around was a couple of big puddles.
这很蹊跷，因为都好几个月没下雨了 That's odd. It hasn't rained in months.
[Telephone rings]
[Sighs]
莫哈韦沙漠警局，道森局长 Mojave police, Chief Dawson.
哇哦，哇哦，哇哦，慢慢说 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.
你是谁？ Who is this?
呃，劳拉·麦克布莱德 Uh-huh, Laura McBride.
有什么能帮你的吗？ 麦克布莱德小姐 What can I do for you, Miss McBride?
怪兽？ A monster?
长着一颗硕大的眼球 With a giant eyeball.
听着，麦克布莱德小姐 我们现在手头有点忙 Look, we're kind of busy here, Miss McBride.
好吧 All right.
米勒医生的住所 Doc Miller's house.
好吧 我们…我们会派人过去的 All right, we'll―we'll send someone out.
是的，是的，是的，当然了 马上就过去 Yes, yes, yes, of course, right away.
劳拉·麦克布莱德遇到了紧急情况 Laura McBride is having an emergency,
她说，一个巨大的怪兽 a giant monster, she said.
劳拉是苏茜·麦克布的妹妹，对吧？ - Laura is Susie McBride's kid sister, isn't she?
恩哼 - Mm-hmm.
那是个… - That's―
那是个相当不错的底子 That's one classy chassis.
沃森，你是出去办事，不是约会 - Watson, you're going out on a call, not a date.
叫上斯图 Take Stu.
我可不需要一个女伴 - I don't need a chaperone.
作为后援 - For backup.
今天发生的事真让我头痛 I don't like what's going on today.
你好 - Hello.
我是弗农·沃森警官 I'm Officer Vernon Watson.
有什么麻烦吗？ What seems to be the problem?
屋里有一个怪兽 - There's a monster in the house.
真的吗？很大一个？ - Really? A big one?
我不清楚那是什么东西 - I don't know what it is.
我从来没有这么害怕过 I've never been so scared.
嘿，你不是苏茜·麦克布的妹妹吗？ - Hey, aren't you Susie McBride's kid sister?
什么？ - What?
那里面有个令人恐怖的东西 There's something horrible inside there.
做点什么吧 Do something.
苏茜还好吗？ - How's Susie doing?
她还在和那个混蛋保险销售员交往吗？ She still hanging out with that insurance jerk?
[Shouting]
这里有个有老又长着长毛的大怪兽！ There's a big old hairy monster!
噢！ Oh!
[Gurgling sound]
[Gunshots]
[Revolver hammer clicking]
[Grunting]
[Screaming]
弗农，你没事吧？ - Vern, you okay?
[Grunting]
[Gurgling sound]
弗农？ - Vernon?
[Squishing sound]
弗农？ Vernon?
弗农，这最好不是什么玩笑 Vernon, this better not be a joke.
弗农？ Vernon?
弗农 Vernon.
嘿 - Hey.
嘿，你！ Hey, you!
是你吗？刘易斯博士 Is that you, Dr. Lewis?
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
[Engine turning]
嘿！ Hey!
[Tires squealing]
噢，他刚进来 - Oh, he just walked in.
我会转告他的 I'll tell him.
史戴尔斯，我只想听好消息 - Good news only, Stiles.
抱歉，警长 - Sorry, Chief.
特德·刘易斯偷了辆车 Ted Lewis stole a car.
这个是逮捕令 This is the license.
天文台的刘易斯博士？ - Dr. Lewis from the observatory?
就是他 - Very one.
刘易斯，呃？ - Lewis, huh?
世事难料啊 See, you never know.
这些知识分子似乎离疯人院 These eggheads, they seem like they're one step away
就一步之遥 from the rubber room anyway.
- 把他去抓来 - 收到，警长 Bring him in. - 10-4, Chief.
这是第二小分队，第二小分队 - Unit two, unit two.
说吧，第二小分队 - Go ahead, unit two.
警长，我们有情况汇报 - Chief, we have a PDX.
我们有情况汇报 We have a PDX here.
汇报情况，巴恩斯警官 - A PDX, Officer Barnes?
讲清楚了 Get it right.
汇报情况，弗恩挂了 - A PDX. Vern's down.
他挂了？ - He's down?
是的，他本来在巡视，可后来就没声了 - Yeah, he was there, and then there was nothing,
就…就只有一滩水 just―just a puddle.
一滩水？ - Puddle?
是的，他的枪和勋章都在水坑里 - Yeah, with his gun and badge in it.
我该怎么做，局长？ What should I do now, Chief?
局长？ Chief?
[Tires screeching]
[Tires squealing]
局长？ - Chief?
对弗农的事我深感悲伤，警长 - Sorry about Vernon, Chief.
他曾经是一名一流的警官 He was a first-rate officer.
是的 - Yeah.
警长，什么东西能做到这样？ - Chief, what could have done this?
人们在讨论，肯定是酸 Folks are saying it must be acid,
用酸的变态杀手 a psycho killer with acid.
还有什么其他的可能呢？ What else could it be?
[Telephone ringing]
莫哈韦沙漠警局，我是道森局长 - Mojave police. Dawson here.
你确定吗？ Are you sure?
好吧，好吧 All right, all right.
如果你有其他发现的话，再通知我 Call me if you see anything else.
艾德·桑德斯打来的 That was Ed Sanders.
他在他家周围看到了刘易斯 He spotted Lewis on his property,
说那蠢货撞倒了一个停车牌 said the boob drove all over a stop sign.
噢，桑德斯认为刘易斯携带着某种武器 Oh, Sanders thinks Lewis has some kind of weapon.
你认为那东西能发射酸？ - You think it fires acid?
别傻了，巴恩斯 - Really, Barnes.
我早就知道不应该接这份工作 Knew I should have never taken this job.
什么？ - What?
那会儿，镇政府找不到真正的警察来当局长 - Town needed a temporary chief for three weeks
所以需要一名临时局长来担任三星期的职务 until they found a real cop.
我以为我在战争中当过一名小兵 I thought being a dogface in the war
就足以担任这个位置 was enough qualification for me.
他们叫我不要担心 "Don't worry," they said.
他们说“这里从来都没有发生什么大事” "Nothing ever happens here," they said.
是的，五年来，没有什么意外 And for five years, nothing did.
但就在我将退休的前两天 And then two days before my replacement finally takes over,
一时间，怪兽啊，杀人犯啊 and suddenly we have monsters and killers
火星人啊都出来了 天知道还会发生什么！ and men from Mars and God knows what else!
这两天真他妈的差劲，倒霉 Just two lousy, stinkin' days.
你去哪里，局长？ - Where you going, Chief?
我猜是时候我扮演一下警察了 - Guess it's time to play cop.
我还是呆在这儿吧 - I'll stay here.
妈咪！ - Mommy!
妈咪！ Mommy!
贝茜，又怎么了？ - Betsy, what is it now?
妈咪，外面有熊 - Mommy, there's bears out here.
他们想要吃我 They're trying to eat me.
你记得那个喊“狼来了”的男孩的故事吗？ - Remember what happened to the little boy who cried wolf?
但是刚才不是狼啊 - But it wasn't a wolf.
是头熊 It was a bear.
想要喝点什么，伙计们？ - What'll it be, guys?
- 可乐 - 可乐 - Coke. - Coke.
我要皇冠可乐 - I'll have an RC Cola.
很有趣，科迪 - Very funny, Cody.
好的，三杯可乐 Okay, three Cokes.
嗳，你今天挺得意的啊，先生 Well, you're sure full of yourself today, mister.
那还用说 - You betcha.
我们要发财了，苔米 We're gonna be rich, Tammy.
我们拍到了货真价实的宇宙飞船照片 We got a picture of a genuine spaceship.
宇宙飞船？ - A spaceship?
对啊，昨晚它撞在了山丘上 - Yeah, that crashed up on the butte last night.
照片就在这里 Got a picture of it right here.
哇哦，当心点 Whoa, be careful with that.
它可价值一百多万哦 It's worth a million bucks.
虽然没有怪兽照片那么值钱，不过… Not as good as a monster, but―
怪兽？ - A monster?
怪兽，苔米 - A monster, Tammy.
今天早上我们被一头怪兽攻击了 We were attacked by a monster this morning,
但是没人相信我们 only no one will believe us.
那…那怪兽长什么样？ - Wh―what did this monster look like?
呃，它…它就像是一个长着 - Well, it was―it was like a big, shimmering,
一只巨型眼球的闪闪发光的大气球 shiny balloon thing with a big eyeball.
是的，当时很蹊跷 - Yeah, it was weird.
那东西一分钟前还在 后来就消失了 It was there one minute and then gone
就好像它能够隐身一样 like it could just become invisible.
喔，我的天啊 - Oh, my God.
苔米，你相信我们吗？ - Tammy, do you believe us?
快走，有警察 - Cheese it. It's the cops.
苔米，咖啡 - Tammy, coffee.
道森局长，我有些事要告诉你 - Chief Dawson, there's something I have to tell you.
待会儿，苔米 - Later, Tammy.
局长，求你了 - Chief, please.
现在不行，苔米 - Not now, Tammy.
苔米，再加点咖啡 - Tammy, more coffee.
嘿，道森，弗恩·沃森是怎么回事？ - Hey, Dawson, whatever happened to Vern Watson?
我听说他被酸溶解掉了 I heard he got melted by acid.
是啊，我听说巴布和劳埃德失踪了 - Yeah, and I hear Lloyd and Bubba are missing.
关于怪兽的消息又是怎么回事？ And what's this talk about a monster?
怪兽？弗雷德 - A monster, Fred?
现实一点 Get real.
应该是个患有精神分裂症的 燥狂抑郁病患者 It's a schizophrenic, manic-depressive psychotic.
我读过很多关于这些精神病人的书 I read all about these sickos.
没想到你还识字 - I didn't know you could read.
听着，大伙们 Look, people.
听我说，根本没有什么变态杀手 Listen to me, there are no psycho killers,
什么怪兽 no monsters.
只是一些还未解决的失踪案 All we got is a couple of unsolved disappearances,
就这么简单 that's all.
就怎么简单？ - That's all?
哟！ Phew!
喔，总算可以松口气了 Well, that―that's a relief.
听着，你们就只要团结起来 - Look, just― just stick together.
呆在家里 Stay in your homes.
然后看到有什么不寻常的 马上报告给我 You see anything unusual, you report it.
相信我 没什么好害怕的 And trust me, there's no cause for alarm.
不过好像有很多东西令人害怕的，道森 - Well, it sounds like there's plenty cause for alarm, Dawson.
大伙们，别这样 - People, please.
[Bell dings]
达琳，五号桌和二号桌 又热又湿的 - Darlene, number five, number two, hot and sweaty.
说得好，道森 Great speech, Dawson.
我现在感觉好多了 I feel so much better now.
给苔米吧，塞姆 - Give 'em to Tammy, Simone.
我下班了 My shift's over.
苔米，快过来 - Tammy, get your buns over here.
局长，请听我说 - Chief, please listen to me.
我知道这可能听起来有点疯狂 但是你得听我说 I know this will sound crazy, but you have to listen to me.
今天一天已经够疯狂了的 - Well, crazy's the word for the day.
好吧，说吧，苔米 All right, go ahead, Tammy.
局长，那个杀手是个外星生物 - Chief, the killer is some kind of alien creature.
它叫哥特 It's called a Ghota.
它来至那架在山丘 It came from the spaceship,
坠落的宇宙飞船 you know, that crash on the butte.
道森局长，请听我说 Chief Dawson, please,
这是个非常非常危险地生物 this is a very dangerous creature.
它能思考，它能捕猎 It can think. It can hunt.
它天生就是个杀手 It's a born killer.
恩哼 - Mm-hmm.
它就只留下一滩水… - All it leaves behind is a puddle...
受害者的体液 the victim's water.
你是怎么知道的？ - How'd you know about that?
我见到过了 - I've seen it.
你见过那个怪物？ - You've seen this thing?
呃，不是，不是，不完全是 - Well, no, no, not exactly.
刘易斯博士告诉我的 Dr. Lewis told me about it.
不过，刘易斯已经精神错乱了 - Well, Lewis has gone bananas.
实际上，刘易斯博士是名警长 - Actually, Dr. Lewis is a marshal,
来至另一个星球的 a federal marshal from another...
联邦警长 planet.
另一个星球 - Another planet.
啊，该死！ Ah, dang!
局长，局长？ - Chief. Chief?
你是个疯子 - You're nuts.
刘易斯是个疯子 Lewis is nuts!
这个镇上的全部人 你们都是一群胡言乱语的疯子 This whole town, you're all stark raving loco!
[Indistinct muttering]
我想知道发生了什么 - I want to know what's going on.
噢！ Oh!
对不起 - Sorry.
对不起 Sorry.
我们走，亨利 - Let's go, Henry.
还是呆在外面安全多了 We're safer outside with the acid killer.
噢，不是吧，塞姆 - Oh, no, Sam.
袋子去哪里了？ Where's the bag?
破掉了 - It's busted.
我们已经预定了一个新的 好极了 There's a new one on order. - Great.
嘿，你能去一下街上 - Hey, toots, would you run up the street
帮我买点猪油吗？ and pick me up some lard, please?
便宜货 The cheap stuff.
店由我来照看 I'll mind the store.
好的 - Great.
莫林 Merlin.
过来，小子 Come here, boy.
过来 Come here.
威尔逊去哪里了？ Where's Wilson?
莫林，怎…怎么了？ Merlin, what's―what's wrong?
[Barks]
莫林，没事的 Merlin, it's all right.
科迪 - Cody.
科迪，你听说弗恩的事了吗？ Code, you hear about Vern?
听说了 - Yeah, I heard.
天啊，科迪 你的死敌失踪了 - Jeez, Code, your archenemy's missing.
我们以为你肯定会乐坏了 We figured you'd be kicking your heels up with joy.
他吃了最后一次干饭，对吧？ - He sucked his last egg, right?
我想是吧 - Yeah, I guess.
嘿，我们为何不去看电影呢？ - Hey, why don't we go to the flicks?
对啊，这正是你所需要的 Yeah, it's just what you need.
算了吧，你们两去吧 - No, you cats go ahead.
啊？拜托，科迪，我请客 - Ah, come on, Code, my treat.
真的？ 真的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
好吧，有何不可呢？ - Okay, why not?
走 - Come on.
妈咪！ - Mommy!
妈咪！ Mommy!
这次又怎么了，贝茜？ - What is it now, Betsy?
这儿有一个长着一只大眼睛的怪兽 - There's a monster with one big eye.
我告诉过你不要编故事了啊 - I told you before to stop making up stories.
现在，看看你都做了些什么？ Now, see what you've done?
你把自己吓傻了 You've gone and scared yourself silly.
这儿有个怪兽 - There's a monster.
世界上没有什么怪兽 - There are no monsters.
你给我进来 You get inside now.
妈咪 - Mommy.
- [Screams]
[Tires screeching]
[Plate shattering]
你怎么回事，苔米？ - What's with you, Tammy?
你今天一整天都这样子 You've been like that all day.
你…你就把注意力集中在工作上 Just―just keep your mind on your work.
抱歉，塞姆 - Sorry, Sam.
拜托 - Come on.
杀人犯那件事让你心神不安 是吧，甜心？ This killer thing's getting to you, huh, toots?
我想我们今天晚上不用指望 Well, I think we can forget about any dinner crowd
餐馆人满为患了 in here tonight.
好吧，我走了 All right, I'm going.
打扫干净过道 Sweep up the sidewalk
在你走之前把这儿清理一下，好吗? and straighten up in here before you leave, will you?
[Tires screeching]
立即给我停下来，刘易斯博士 - Stop right there, Dr. Lewis.
你是史戴尔斯 - You are Stiles.
你是名警察 You are a constable.
你必须协助我 You must assist me.
是的，当然了，那就是我为什么在这里的原因 - Yeah, sure, that's exactly why I'm here, Dr. Lewis.
那是武器吗，先生？ Is that a weapon, sir?
是的 - Yes.
好吧，刘易斯博士 把枪交给我，先生 - All right, Dr. Lewis, just― just hand me the gun, sir.
为什么？ - Why?
因为我叫你这么做 - Because I'm asking you to.
我不希望… 我不希望这里有什么麻烦 I don't want any― I don't want any trouble here.
你就缓缓地，轻轻地把枪提给我 Just hand it over nice and slow.
不行 - No.
那么，听着，刘易斯博士 - Now, look here, Dr. Lewis.
史戴尔斯警官 - Officer Stiles.
刘易斯博士 Dr. Lewis.
发生了什么事？ What's going on?
回到屋里去，苔米 - Get back inside, Tammy.
苔米，哥特就在附近 - Tammy, the Ghota is near.
我必须在它裂变前找到它 I must find it before it divides.
哥特？ - Ghota?
那个怪兽 - The monster.
我们会被侵占 We'll be overrun.
我们会被杀掉的 We'll all be killed.
怪兽？你在讲什么啊？ - Monster? What are you talking about?
告诉他 - Tell him.
你们的星球马上就要被感染上哥特 - Your planet will soon be infected with Ghotas.
它们将消耗完所有的有机物 They will consume all organic matter
直到这里生命绝迹 until your world is devoid of life.
在它裂变之前，它是非常饥饿的 Before it divides, its hunger is massive.
它会集中所有精力捕捉猎物 It will seek the greatest concentration of prey.
你们现在的处境十分危险 You are all in extreme peril.
这太荒唐了 - This is crazy.
这太荒唐了，刘易斯博士 This is crazy, Dr. Lewis.
马上把武器交给我 Give me the weapon right now.
不要，史戴尔斯，求你了 你必须相信他 - No, Stiles, please, you have to believe him.
听着，刘易斯博士 - Now, look here, Dr. Lewis.
我当警察15年了 I've been on this force for 15 years,
我始终没用过这把枪 and I've never used this gun yet.
不要让今天成为第一次 Don't let this be the first time.
把枪给我 Hand me the weapon.
不行 - No.
刘易斯博士，拜托 - Dr. Lewis, please.
我必须找到哥特 - I must find the Ghota.
[Gunshot]
[Zapping]
- [Groans]
刘易斯博士 - Dr. Lewis.
刘易斯博士，你伤的严重吗？ Dr. Lewis, are you hurt bad?
我不是刘易斯博士 - I am not Dr. Lewis.
我是鄂普 I am Urp.
我只是寄宿在刘易斯博士的体内 I am merely indwelling in Dr. Lewis' body.
但是这个身体已经被破坏了 But this body is damaged.
我得回飞船去修补它 I must return to my ship to repair it.
我送你过去 - I'll take you.
不行，我必须一个人过去 - No, I must go alone.
小心点，苔米 Be careful, Tammy.
鄂普希望你能安全 Urp wants you safe.
荷尔蒙的异性相吸性 There's that polarity again.
太神奇了 Fascinating.
[Engine turning]
[Tires squealing]
你的行为是妨碍公务，苔米 - That's called obstruction of justice, Tammy.
你麻烦大了 You're in a tub of trouble, girl.
在餐厅等我回来 Wait for me inside the diner.
第三小分队 Unit three.
局长 Chief.
局长，你在吗？ Chief, are you there?
特德·刘易斯疯掉了 Ted Lewis has gone insane.
他…他带有武器，十分危险 He's―he's armed and dangerous.
他逃走了 He escaped.
[Growling sound]
这该死的… What the―
[gurgling sound]
怎…怎么回事？ What―what's going on?
[Screaming]
[Crunching sound]
[Static hissing]
今天还真是多灾多难啊，嘿，宝贝？ - Some blast of a day, huh, baby?
怪兽袭击，有人被化成泥水 Monster attack, people getting slimed,
宇宙飞船 spaceship.
迪克，别说了 - Dick, please.
不好意思 - Sorry.
《异形怪体》 - The Blob.
天啊，这正是我们所需要的 Jeez, that's all we need right now,
看怪兽电影 to see a monster movie.
过来 - Come on.
走啊 Come on.
[Gurgling sound]
你好？ - Hello?
有人在那吗？ Anybody there?
[Gurgling sound]
[Screams]
[Ghota screaming]
盐 Salt.
没错 Yes.
盐 Salt.
[Telephone rings]
莫哈韦沙漠警局，我是道森局长 - Mojave police. Dawson here.
局长，我是拉娜·刘易斯 - Chief, it's Lana Lewis.
求求你，你得帮我一把 特德出事了 Please, you have to help me. It's Ted.
他有些很不对劲 There's something terribly wrong with him.
是的我知道，刘易斯太太 - Yes, I know, Mrs. Lewis.
他…他偷了一辆车，而且还拒捕 He's―he's stolen a vehicle and eluded arrest.
我已经派出我的手下去找他了 I got my men out looking for him.
听着，我觉得他肯定脑部受伤了之类的 - Listen, I think―I think he has a head injury or something.
求你了，请你告诉警官不要伤害她 Please, tell your officers not to hurt him.
好的，女士，我们会尽量不伤害他的 - Yes, ma'am, we'll try not to.
你们会尽量？ - You'll try?
我现在就过来 I'm coming down there right away.
刘易斯太太，我不觉得那是个好… - Mrs. Lewis, I don't think that's a very good―
喂？ Hello?
[Sighs]
情况越来越好了 News just keeps getting better.
拉娜·刘易斯正在赶过来 Lana Lewis is on her way here.
你找到刘易斯了没？ - Have you found Lewis yet?
史戴尔斯还没找到，不过估计他 很快就会打电话过来 - Stiles hasn't, but I expect he'll call in soon.
我想还是我亲自去找找看吧 I guess I better look for Lewis myself.
刘易斯太太认为他脑袋撞坏了 Mrs. Lewis thinks he got hit on the head.
我觉得他是发疯了 I say he just flipped out.
嗯，对她客气点，巴恩斯 Well, be nice to her, Barnes.
她有点恼火 She's a little rattled.
好的，长官 - Yes, sir.
好家伙 - Good man.
- [Screaming]
想都别想 - Don't even think about it.
我没啊 - I won't.
迪克，我讨厌这种电影 - Dick, I hate these movies.
我们走吧 Let's go.
我们看完他们怎么抓住怪兽的吧 - Let's see how they get the monster.
再等一秒钟 Just another second?
看这个 - Watch this.
我打赌他们会像羊群一样慌忙逃窜 I'll bet they flip out and run like sheep.
[All screaming]
迪克，一秒钟早就过去了啊 - Dick, that's the longest second in history.
- 我们走吧，拜托？ - 再等一秒 Let's go, please? - Just another second.
[Screaming]
[Squishing sound]
迪克，我开始有那种今早在车里的感觉了 - Dick, I'm feeling like I felt in the car this morning.
唔？ - Hmm?
怪兽袭击我们时 - When the monster attacked.
哥特会去哪里？ - Where would a Ghota go?
寻找猎物的最密聚集地 Seeking the greatest concentration of prey.
[All screaming]
戴维 - Dave.
戴维，电影院 David, the theater.
- [Screaming]
[All screaming]
他们在里面！ 他们在里面！ - They're here! They're here!
太空杀手，他们在里面 The killers from space, they're here!
- 你看见到它了吗？ - Do you see it?
好像没危险了 Coast looks clear.
我们快离开这儿吧 Let's just get out of here.
- [Screams]
好的 - Okay.
它消失了 It's gone.
迪克，它在哪里？ - Dick, where is it?
过来 - Come on.
往这边走 Go this way.
噢！ Oh!
那是个怪兽，迪克 - It's a monster, Dickie.
是的，我们知道，你个混蛋 - Yeah, we know that, you jerk.
噢，不妙 - Oh, no.
有人在里面吗？ Is anyone in there?
苔米？ - Tammy?
苔米，是你吗？ Tammy, is that you?
佩妮？ - Penny?
苔米，怪兽在里面 - Tammy, the monster's in here.
它能隐身 它在那里都有可能 It can disappear. It can be anywhere.
是的，我们见过面了 - Yeah, we've met.
苔米! - Tammy!
它…它在围捕我们 It's―it's hunting us.
我们试着逃出去 但是都被它挡住了去路 We keep trying to get out, but it's blocking our path.
孩子们，保持镇定 - Kids, stay cool.
我马上就过来 I'll be right there.
- [Screams]
苔米！ Tammy!
苔米，快点啊 - Tammy, hurry up.
保持镇定，孩子们 - Stay cool, kids.
迪克，我好害怕 - Dick, I'm scared.
你最后一次看到它是在哪里？ - Where was it last time you saw it?
那里 - There.
哦，它在那 - Oh, there it is.
哦，不好！ - Oh, no!
哦，不好！ - Oh, no.
快，孩子们，我们分头走 - Come on, kids, let's split.
[All scream]
哦，不好！ - Oh, no!
哦，不好！它裂变了 Oh, no. It's divided.
苔米，我们该怎么做？ - Tammy, what do we do?
佩妮！ - Penny!
佩妮，往后退，往回退 Penny, stay back. Stay back.
哦，不好！ Oh, no.
[Gurgling sound]
[Zapping]
[Ghota screaming]
苔米安全了 - Tammy is safe.
谢谢 - Thank you.
哇哦，老兄，你杀了它 - Wow, man, you killed it.
住手，别碰它 - Stop. Don't touch it.
- 他还没死 - 什么？ It's not dead. - What?
他还没死？ It's not dead?
是的，他们只是被静止了 - No, they're merely in stasis.
我们必须在他们恢复之前 送他们去我的飞船 We must take them back to my ship before they revive.
把门上的帘布拉下来 Get those curtains from the door.
我们用帘布来包住哥特 We'll wrap the Ghotas in them.
我去开我的卡车 - I'll get my truck.
刚才好险 - That was close.
特德？ - Ted?
特德！ Ted!
我们得走了 - We must go.
你不觉得我最好… - Don't you think I'd better―
- 快 - 刘易斯博士 - Now. - Dr. Lewis.
等等，站在那里别动 Hold it right there.
特德！ - Ted!
站在那里别动，先生 - Hold it right there, sir.
特德！ - Ted!
- 等等！ - 刘易斯博士 Wait! - Dr. Lewis.
- 噢！ - Oh!
我以法律的名义警告你，不要开车 - In the name of the law, do not move that truck.
特德！特德！ - Ted! Ted!
[Sirens blaring]
巴恩斯，发生了什么事？ - Barnes, what's going on?
是刘易斯，局长 - It's Lewis, Chief.
他绑架了苔米 He's kidnapped Tammy.
不是那样的，他只是… - That's not true. He's just―
如果你知道些东西，小子 最好早点告诉我 - If you know something, kid, you better tell me fast.
那么，他们往那边去了？ Now, where'd they go?
去路边餐厅 - To the drive-in.
不要耍我，奥哈拉 - Don't mess with me, O'Hara.
他们去哪里了？ Where'd they go?
他们去山丘了 - They went to the butte.
去流星坠落的地方，我知道 To the meteor crash, I know it.
一切都是从那儿开始的 That's where this all got started.
好吧，巴恩斯，你无线电通知史戴尔斯 - All right, Barnes, you radio Stiles.
我想史戴尔斯已经死了，局长 - I think Stiles is dead, Chief.
跟弗恩一样，都是一滩水 A puddle just like Vern.
他们发现他的车在餐厅附近 They found his car parked near the diner.
我的天啊 - Good Lord.
好吧，你，你，还你，弗兰克 All right, you, you, and you, Frank,
你们都被征用了 you're all deputized.
拿上步枪，跟我来 Get your rifles, and you follow me.
- 是，局长 - 道森 - Yes, Chief. - Dawson!
他是特德 It's Ted.
不要伤害他，听到没？ Don't you dare hurt him; you hear me?
刘易斯太太，这是正式的警务公事 - Mrs. Lewis, this is official police business.
快，给我上车 Now, get in the car!
不行 - No.
你就照做吧 - Just do it.
[Sirens blaring]
快点，伙计们，我们走 - Well, come on, cats, let's go.
天啊 - Jeez.
慢一点，好吗？ Slow down, will you?
[Sirens blaring]
情况不妙 - This is not good.
噢，拜托，别再这样不妙了 - Oh, please, no more not good.
[Sirens blaring]
他像个疯子般开着车 - He's driving like a maniac.
噢，道森 - Oh, Dawson.
我们能抓到他的，好的 - We'll catch him, all right.
- 巴恩斯，你的手枪装弹没？ - 道森 Barnes, is your revolver loaded? - Dawson!
[Sirens blaring]
那里！ - There!
转到那儿过隧道 Turn here through that tunnel.
但是我的飞船在前面啊 - But my ship is ahead.
转弯 - Turn here.
这是条去山丘的捷径 This is a shortcut to the butte.
[Screaming]
冷静一下 - Be calm.
它还处在静止状态 It is still in stasis.
把你的车开走 Move your vehicle away.
他们很快就会到这里了 They'll be here soon.
[Sirens approaching]
鄂普 - Urp.
鄂普！ Urp!
－巴恩斯，看这边 - Barnes, watch this side.
他们到了 - They're here.
不要！ No!
苔米，回来 - Tammy, get back.
我不回来 - I will not.
你们要干什么？ 射死他？ What are you gonna do, shoot him?
为什么？ And for what?
因为他杀了很多人 - For murdering half a dozen people.
不是他干的，局长 - He didn't do it, Chief.
哥特干的 The Ghota did.
他叫鄂普 His name is Urp.
不，不是 - No, it's not.
他是我的丈夫，特德 That's my husband, Ted.
他现在身体有些不对劲 He's not well.
不是，他叫鄂普 - No, it's Urp.
他借走了特德的肉体 He's borrowed Ted's body.
他抓住了哥特 He captured the Ghota.
他拯救了我们 He saved us.
他拯救了全世界 He saved the whole Earth.
他所需要的只是几个小时来修理飞船 All he wants is a few hours to repair his ship
然后平静地离开 and leave in peace.
苔米，如果有必要的话我会开枪的 - Tammy, I'll shoot if I have to.
快，走开 Now, get out of the way.
这是警察事务 This is police business.
这是我们的事，道森，我们的 - It is our business, Dawson, ours,
所有人，全人类 all of us, humans.
这位从另一个世界来的旅行者让我们 This traveler from another world spared us
逃过了一场难于形容的大灾难 from an unspeakable catastrophe.
我们不单单生活在一个星球上 We don't just live on a planet.
我们生活在宇宙 一个浩瀚的宇宙 We live in a universe, a big universe,
这个宇宙充满了冰雪星球 宇宙飞船 and it's filled with ice planets and spaceships
还有…还有生存着像鄂普一样生命的其他世界 and―and worlds with other beings like Urp.
它是一个有着不可思议美丽和奇迹的地方 It's a place of unimaginable beauty and wonder.
它在等我们去探索 And it's there for us to explore.
那么我们该怎么做 So what are we gonna do,
把自己禁锢在小镇上 stay cooped up in our little towns
禁锢在自己的小生命里 and our little lives
最终以我们自作的受惊的小水坑结尾？ and end up as small, frightened puddles of our own making?
请不要再把事情弄得更遭 Please, don't make this any worse, Chief Dawson.
就让他把飞船修好然后离开 Let him repair his ship and leave.
好吧，鄂普警长 - All right, Marshal Urp.
这次我放你走，我警告你 I'll let you off this time with a warning.
修好你的飞船然后… Fix your spaceship and...
别再让你的哥特进入我们的星球 你明白吗？ keep your goats off our planet; you got that?
我们为擅自进入你们的星球表示歉意 - We apologize for this trespass.
我们以前害怕在地球降落 We had feared landing on Earth
因为我们的情报显示 because our intelligence indicated
你们是非常可怜的原始生物体 that you were a pathetically primitive life-form.
但是我觉得到你们不止有这些 But I have seen that you are more than this.
你们拥有决心，机智 You possess determination, resourcefulness,
以及不同寻常的勇气 and uncommon courage.
有很多危险在等候着 挑战着这个苏醒的世界 You will need these qualities to survive the dangers
如果你们想要从这些危险中存活下来 就必须需要那些品质 that await and challenge an awakening world.
宇宙飞船将在日出时出发 This spaceship will depart at sunrise.
我建议你们站点开 Be advised to stand clear.
鄂普 - Urp.
鄂普感谢你的协助 - Urp thanks you for your assistance.
我能… - Will l―
我还能再见到你吗？ Will I ever see you again?
那是未知的 - That is unknowable.
我会想你的 - I'll miss you.
鄂普会想苔米的 - Urp will miss Tammy.
苔米？ Tammy?
如果鄂普是个地球人的话 Urp would seek this polarity with you
鄂普会一直寻找你的 if Urp was a human.
但是我仍旧无法理解 But I still do not understand it.
再见了，苔米 Good-bye, Tammy.
我要做一个长途旅行 I have a long journey to make.
我也是 - So do I.
再见，鄂普 Good-bye, Urp.
特德？ - Ted?
我不是特德 - I am not Ted.
特德会即刻回来的 Ted will be returned momentarily.
特德？ - Ted?
拉娜？ - Lana?
我们这是在哪？ Where are we?
噢，噢，特德 - Oh. Oh, Ted.
谢天谢地 Thank goodness.
我还有一个烟斗 - I had a pipe.
你还好吗？刘易斯博士 - You okay, Dr. Lewis?
我想还好 - Yes, I think so.
那就好 - Good.
好，下次别再偷车了，好吗？ Good, just try not to steal any more cars, okay?
发生了什么事？ - What happened?
我就记得那会儿我在这里 All I remember was that I was here,
现在我又在这里 and now I'm here.
我穿的这是什么啊？ What on Earth am I wearing?
我会把全部都告诉你的，亲爱的… - I'll tell you all about it, darling...
等有时间 later.
嘿，科迪，为什么闷闷不乐？ - Hey, Code, why the long face?
你们相信吗，伙计们？ - Can you dig this, cats?
我甚至连相机都没带 I didn't even bring the camera.
没人会相信的 No one will ever believe it.
又有什么关系呢，科迪？ - What's it matter, Code?
我们还活着 我们又经历了一次终身难忘的冒险 We're alive, and we've had the adventure of a lifetime.
[Low rumbling]
谢谢观赏