∮ I found,I found ∮
∮ So many things ∮
- ∮ I dreamed of∮ -∮ Dreamed of,dreamed of∮
∮ You fell in love with me ∮
- ∮ But I couldn't think ∮ - ∮ I couldn't think ∮
∮ Of how it could be ∮
∮ And I finally found him ∮
∮ And I'm takin' the long way out ∮
- ∮ 'Cause it's gonna be ∮ - ∮ It's gonna be ∮
∮ Somethin' special to me ∮
∮ Somethin' special to me.Yeah,yeah ∮
∮ Days go by and we're still laughing ∮
∮ He's all mine and I'm never alone ∮
∮ Days go by and we're still happy ∮
∮ He's all mine alone ∮
∮ He's somethin' special to me ∮
∮ Yeah,yeah ∮
∮ And I finally found him ∮
∮ And I'm takin' the long way out ∮
- ∮ 'Cause it's gonna be ∮ - ∮ It's gonna be ∮
∮ Somethin' special to me ∮
∮ Somethin' special to me .Yeah,yeah ∮
∮ Days go by and we're still happy ∮
∮ He's all mine alone ∮
It all began at the Plaza Hotel...
...twenty years ago in the month of June
Two mothers brought their daughters,Liv and Emma...
...here to the Palm Court for tea
On that afternoon,there was a wedding
There was something blue,something borrowed...
...and something completely magical
And two little girls from New Jersey...
...held in their hands a new dream...
...that one day they would find that one person...
...who would stand by them no matter what...
...and when they did,they too...
...would have June weddings at the Plaza
Thank you
And yes,Your Honor,I will take this lofty man to be my husband
I always knew my wedding would be the happiest day of my life
Now I will dance with you until we have six babies and a house
Do you think they let pets inside the Plaza?
Well,it's not like we're getting married until we're 16 at least
Next time,can I play the bride?
Emma,you know I always play the bride
Not too shabby
- Caviar cocktail hour - Cigar roller,white glove service
- Celadon cymbidium orchids - Great deejay
So we both admit it's beautiful
- Um,yeah - But?
Do you think it's the work of Marion St. Claire?
Oh. Marion's a visionary
Mmm?
If it had been my wedding...
- Oh,just say it - It ain't June
- And it ain't the Plaza - It's the elephant in the room
Yeah
- And here you are - Oh,look
A duck made out of ice.Isn't this great?
Know what else is great?
Going home early and watching your backed-up TiVo?
Am I that predictable?
How about one more dance...
...and I'll give you my piece of the cake,if you let me lead
Very funny
- Come on. Come on - You know I always lead
Hi,girls
- Are you ready to catch this bouquet? - Gotta go
- I'm so happy all of you are here - On the other hand,always fun
I know.They take it so seriously
My work friends,sort of
My college buds. Oh,my God!
Emma Allan,is that the same dress you wore to the Delta Gamma...
"Kegs for a Cause" semiformal,like,a bazillion years ago?
- Yeah - What's your point? Because it's a classic
- If a dress works,you work it hard - Oh
See,that is sweet. And loyal
Girlfriends sticking up for each other
I like that,a lot. Keep that
- Anyway,are you guys ready to catch this? - Yeah
Just think about it,feel it,catch it
One,two,three!
I would have seen the signs if I'd been there
It's all right there. Look at Emma's eyes,like a hunter's
And Liv's hand,how would you like that clasped around your throat?
Not that either of them can imagine hurting each other at this point
Why should they? They've been inseparable for 20 years
Okay,slow down
- Why can't we run with iPods? - We can't run with iPods because iPods...
...are for people who can't be alone with their own thoughts
I'm literally running circles around you. Do you know that?
Do you know how many things I can think about at once?
You know what a multitasker I am
You're not enjoying my conversation? Is that what you're saying?
- I'm hurt. I am very hurt,Liv - I gotta go
- All right. Have a good day - Love you
- Oh! And tell me how the meeting goes - Watch this power walk
Hey,did you get the changes to the brief?
- Read and highlighted in the cab - Great
Purse. It's like the whole city is made out of lint
It's an aggressive approach, exploiting the weaknesses of our plaintiff's case...
...and I thinkjudicially we'll find favor
Thank you,Liv
Our best associate, Mr. Simmons
Maybe your approach is too aggressive
I mean, if we pound them...
...as you suggest, they'll hardly be in the mood to settle
Mr. Simmons,you don't.You don't know me,but I
I know you
All you need to know is how badly you want to win
Because we won't be settling
You're right. She's perfect
- Oh, Ms. Allan? - Hey, Robert. What's up?
I think Ms. Delgado is looking for you
Is she? W-Was she nearby?
She,She's in her room. She's...
Emma,there you are
- Oh, God, Deb. Hi - I know. Isn't it gorgeous?
God,I feel so blessed to have this body
- You know,I am so late - No,no,no. Listen. You gotta help me out here
- You know the debate team? - Yeah
I cannot go to the state finals
I mean, children talking about their little problems
Ugh! You gotta do it for me
Yeah,Deb,I'm already doing your late bus patrol...
...and pep squad and your after-school detention
- You're the debate team adviser. I don't think that I should - I know
I do so much
I wish I could just do the bare minimum
I so admire you for that
Thank you
Anyway,all right,look. Here's how we'll work it out
- I'll do the debate team - Okay,good
Uh-huh. if you take my Tuesday study halls for the rest of the year
- Okay? Yeah,that's - No
All right. You owe me,girl
- Get out of the hallway,kids! - You know why she does this?
- You're the best teacher at that school - No,I
She's trying to overwork you,so you crack under pressure
Middle school's a jungle
I don't know. I think she's kind of sad
I mean,she's been divorced, like,three times
She's way ahead of us. I mean,where are our divorces?
I gotta get married first
God,I hate Daniel!
No,Kevin. I'm dealing with a crisis
What's your crisis?
Uh,that's code for "I don't want to talk to you"
Oh,I see. Well,then thank you for putting me through
- See? I told you those jeans would look great on you - They aren't too tight?
No,no. Not at all. But this...
I mean,Emma, yellow? Not your color
Okay? Seriously. Oh,but you know what? Try this
Because? You know what? Keep it
- Well? - It never hung right on me anyway
Of course it doesn't hang right on you
It's... my size, and it's new
This is the Dolce blouse I told you about last week
- Liv,I can't - Hey,hey. It was on sale
- I practically made money on it - Liv,it's too much
Emma,Emma. Emma? just say thank you. Just?
- Thank you. It's beautiful. I love it - Good
Now this? Emma's stuff. Emma's stuff. Let's get rid of it at one point
You moved out,like, a hundred years ago
- Daniel's sweater? Cardigan? You wanna try that? - Yeah,love it
Oh?
Tiffany box
- You're getting engaged? - I'm getting engaged
- I'm getting engaged! - You're getting engaged!
Oh,my God! Oh,my God!
- Emma? No! Stop it - No. Liv!
I have to look. Stop it! No! No!
No,no!
You can't stop me
I'm sorry
But he should see your face when you first see the ring
Good call
You always think of others,Emma
It never occurs to me like that
I mean,sometimes it does
I'm really happy for you
Promise me you won't tell anyone until after he proposes
Oh,God. I would never. I'd be out of my mind
I'm engaged!
- Can we get four tequila shots? - No. No
No,no,no. None for me
Oh,right. I'm fine
Acapulco,2006? Emma and Fletcher on a break
"Never talk about that weekend again."
"I'm so lonely and confused, and very thirsty. Please,Miguel"?
Okay,okay,okay. Make it stop. Please
All right,a toast. To Liv? Congratulations to an amazing friend
And condolences to Emma, Liv's maid of honor
She will surely be the most nightmarish bride ever
It is my burden and mine alone
- I'll be repaying the favor very soon. Cheers - Drink up
- What did I rush down here for? - Nate! I'm getting married
Get out. Yeah
Oh,my God. Sister's gettin' married here
- Where's, Where's the groom? - Oh. Oh. He's not here
Well,he hasn't actually popped the question yet
A toast? To Daniel
who in his own world is just working late
But I guess in Liv's world has just proposed
So God bless him for wanting...
...to spend his life with my sister in any world
To Liv. We love ya
- He's a lucky guy - Yep. The biggest day of a girl's life
I'm gonna be right back
- Damn. Should I? - I got it
I mean,they didn't get to see me graduate law school...
...or read Nate's first story in New York magazine
So I can't share this with 'em
I wish your parents could be here too
Whatever. It's fine. I'm fine
Liv,you're only human
You don't have to have it together every minute of every day
Former chubby girls? We're made of steel
And Splenda. We survive
Well,first of all,you weren't fat
But,yes,you do survive
- Thanks,Em - You're welcome,Liv
You're gonna be the best maid of honor
- Yes,I am - What do we do first?
First, Oh! I was thinking
It might be a good idea to actually get the proposal
See? It's that head for details
Yeah,right? I know
Hey,babe? I don't think they sent us any fortune cookies
No,they sent 'em. I got them right here
Oh,good
Okay. Here we are
- I'm just cuing it up - Mm-hmm
- This guy's gotta go. I'm sorry. I know you like him - Mm-hmm
- He's very pitchy - You know,Fletch, that is actually a real thing
Pitchy. It's not just code for someone you don't like
Oh,okay. You're pitchy
Oh,uh,that one's mine
- Please - You're really calling dibs on fortune cookies now?
- Yeah. It's on the right side - Okay,it's fine
Yours is the left. if your fortune's better than mine,I'm claiming it
- I don't think it will be - Okay. Are you ready?
One? Two
Three
What's this?
I put a lot of thought into where I was gonna do this
and,uh, I wanna do it here
This is our home...
...and if I'm 99 years old and we're doing exactly this in our home
TV and gettin' Chinese food?
That'll be good enough for me
So,Emma Allan?
- Uh-huh? - Will you marry me?
Yes. Yes
It didn't happen tonight
- But I'm not worried, 'cause I'm sure Daniel's? - I-I'm engaged
Fletcher just proposed, like,two minutes ago
I'm engaged
- Color? - Colorless
- Cut? - Brilliant
- Clarity? - Slightly included
- Carat? - Almost,maybe just under
More than he could afford, I'm sure
Ohhh
Engaged? Wow!
Liv's engaged. You're engaged
That's? That's...
C-Can I call you back?
What do you mean Emma's engaged?
No. Of course I'm happy. Why wouldn't I be happy?
I think it's great. Yeah
No,you don't have to come here. I'm fine. I'm not gonna eat anything. Okay
And I have the perfect wedding present
You are going to live with Emma and Fletcher
You're irritating me
I can't believe it
It's so weird having this on my finger. I mean,hey,look
- It even sparkles in the rain - Blinding
So I'm thinking about getting DJ Humble to spin at my party
- I don't know though. Is that weird? - You should go for it
- I'm not really a big band kind of girl - Whatever
- It's your wedding - Oh. My mom can't fly up until the wedding
She's too busy with work. But who cares. I've got you,right?
- Yeah. I'm so psyched - So would you come with me to meet her?
- I'm sorry. What? Meet who? - Marion St. Claire
Haven't you been listening? I've got an appointment with her on Friday
- You already made an appointment? - Yeah
- You just got engaged last night - I know
But technically, I'm already behind
You gotta book early if you want the Plaza
The Plaza? I can't believe this
What? What's the matter? Why are you mad?
I'm not mad. No,not at you
I just don't know what's taking Daniel so long
Oh,God. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have?
We don't have to talk about this. Let's just drop it
Don't worry about me. Worry about Daniel
- He's gonna be dead soon - Why? What?
- Call you later - What are you go?
Liv,you let him do this his own way
Excuse me. Excuse me
Excuse me!
Honey!
Will you just marry me, already?
Yeah. Okay
Isn't that what you want? 'Cause it's what I want...
...and I just wanna know if you want to marry me
- Don't you wanna get married? - Honey,can we talk about this later?
Oh,you changed your mind? I saw the Tiffany box in the closet
Right?
Oh,my God
It's not a ring?
If it's a key chain I'm gonna kill myself...
...and I'm taking you down with me
Why can't you just tell me right here and right now?
Is it something that you would want?
Would you want? Would you want to get married?
You know what I will tell you?
I have never met a more obnoxious
Complicated,overbearing
Gorgeous,smart,sexy woman in my life
And?
If you had just waited until tonight?
Then you wouldn't be the woman I fell in love with...
...because she doesn't know how to wait
- Will you hold that for a second? - Yeah
Which is fine, as long as I get to spend the rest of my life...
...trying to catch up with her
- Liv? - Hmm?
Will you marry me?
- Are you proposing? - Mmm
Really? Honey,it's so out of nowhere
- Liv,shut up. Yes or no? - Yes. Yes
- Babe - Yes
- This is not how I planned it - Are you kidding?
Oh!
- I love "Bring Your Hot Girlfriend to Work" day - Totally
And that is the journey that brought...
...these two young brides to my townhouse on that particular afternoon
No,no,no. Don't do that. Not now. Not now. Let's go
Okay. I'm good
I'm Marion St. Claire...
...the most sought-after wedding planner in Manhattan
- Hi. We're Marion's 1 :00 - Mm-hmm
We're both getting married, and we're both each other's maid of honor
No way. That's incredible
Ms. St. Claire will see you now
Hi. I'm Liv Lerner. Hi,Ms. St. Claire. Wow
This is Emma Allan. What an honor
- We've been best friends for a long time - I can't believe this
Sit
- Okay - Got it
A wedding marks the first day...
...of the rest of your life
You have been dead until now
W-Were you aware of that?
You're dead right now
- I understand - Thank you
Angela,for example, will die dead
Now I've read the brief that she put together on you?
June weddings at the Plaza
So it's not even a remote possibility?
If you'd gone elsewhere, not a chance
But you've come to me
Call me dream catcher. I'll answer
- Ooh - Dream catcher
I happen to have...
Three openings at the Plaza in June
Two the first Saturday
And one the last Saturday
That would be the 6th and the 27th
Oh! My parents' anniversary is the 6th. That's so meant to be
- Oh,my gosh! - Yeah
- Well,then I'll take the 27th. - Great.
Um,you'll wanna discuss this with your grooms
- No - All right then
just sign and...
Date these
- Okay - This feels pretty good right now,I gotta say
Now,uh,we should discuss themes
- Uh,elegant minimalism? - Classic traditionalism?
- With romantic textures - And trendy infusion
- I'm impressed - Really?
- Well,we love you so much - She means?She means "Thank you."
Your 1 :1 5 is here, Ms. St. Claire.
Thank you... so much
I have packets for you up front
Bride to bride, there's only one June opening left at the Plaza
Oh,my God. Thank you. You are so sweet
Ms. St. Claire, first off, I'm obsessed with you
- Uh,it's an honor and a privilege - Sit
Sure
June. At the Plaza
Look at them? So blissfully unaware...
...of the implications of their wedding date
You see, at this point, june was a mere three and a half months away?
A blink ofan eye, in wedding time
∮ Got my dreams Got my life,got my love ∮
∮ Got my friends Got the sunshine above ∮
∮ Why am I making this hard on myself∮
∮ When there's so many beautiful reasons I have to be ∮
∮ Happy ∮
∮ Yeah ∮
Oh,my God. Oh,my God
Miss Wang?
Ohh? Lace bodice
Basque waist, 1 0-layer tulle?
You should try it on
No. No,no. I'm wearing my mom's dress
Emma,are you sure?
Your mom's dress is beautiful, but is? is it your dream or hers?
It's mine. It's mine. I wanna surprise her
But it is your day
Can't you just send her a big box of chocolates on Mother's Day
- And get the dress you want? - It's really pretty
- And I do love strapless - Me too
I feel like I'm cheating on my mom's dress
I can't. I can't. I've very comfortable with my decision
- I'm just gonna put it back. Put it back - Okay
But I mean,if you like it
- You should try it on - No. You saw it first
- Please - That's a terrible reason. We're gonna try this on,okay?
No,uh,I'm gonna... try it on
It's stunning. It's perfect
- I know. Right? - Mm-hmm
I should probably keep looking
Do you think there is something better than Vera Wang?
I'm sorry. Do they keep that next to the something that is better than chocolate?
- No. Get the dress - What if you change your mind?
Just be very careful about any pre-wedding weight gain
You don't alter a Vera to fit you; you alter yourselfto fit Vera
Weight gain. Please. Yeah. Right. Me lose control?
You see these eyes? You know what that is?
Focus. That's right
Well,it's contacts? and focus
- You know,I'll take it - Perfect
I'll get you more champagne
Marion
A terrible mistake has been made
One I assure you has never happened before...
...in the House of St. Claire
Your weddings have been booked on the same day
Can you say that again? I'm sorry. What?
Your weddings have been scheduled for the same date
- Mother "F" - Are you insane?
The Plaza is our lifelong dream
Angela... mixed up the dates
You are now both set to be married June 6
And the other bride on June 27
The next available date at the Plaza is June 1 5?
- Perfect. I'll take it - Three years from now
- This is no? - No,I can't?
It's no problem. Hold on. It's no problem
Because I'll negotiate it. I negotiate for a living
- I'll get the other bride to switch her dates with you - Trust me
You can't say no to that face
Yes,well,our confidentiality agreement...
..means that I cannot tell you who she is
So which one of you will choose a different venue?
I'm leaving right now, Ms. St. Claire
Word to the wise, dear? and also to you?
Do not use me as a reference
Hello,Angela. Just...
Tell us where the other bride is
And nobody's gonna get hurt
- Hi - Hello,Stacy
How are you? It's Emma and Liv
- You look gorgeous - Did you lose weight?
You want me to change the date of my wedding?
Yeah. That'd be great
- No - You take the 6th, give me the 27th?
She can be your wedding buddy
- I'm a ball. Really. I am - Don't touch me
Let's talk numbers
Every wedding has a price,hon. What's yours?
You can't buy me. So again,no
No,no,no. A thousand times,no
Good luck,ladies
There's something wrong with you
You're not leaving until you change your?
She's crazy!
- Just change your date - She's crazy! Somebody call Security
- You won't even change your date! - You're crazy!
It's unnecessary for you to touch me so hard. Technically,she pushed me too.
- Come on. Have a nice day - Whatever
We could sue. We could sue. You're a lawyer. We could sue 'em all
We could sue the Plaza. We could sue Marion. We could sue Angela?
What's the point? None of them are gonna make it right
No. It's up to us. I want you at my wedding
And whichever way this works out
One of us will just have to be married on a different day
Absolutely. I mean,you know, I want you at my wedding
Obviously. if we can't think of any other way out of this
One of us will simply have to be flexible
Yeah. One of us will just have to change venues
Right. One of us could
Probably,um,not...
The one of us who's been saving up for a decade
Because she makes a pittance compared to the other one of us,but?
True. I mean, or it would be
If the other one of us wasn't so desperate to get married at the Plaza...
Because the Plaza, practically, is the only happy memory she has of her childhood
So,oops. That's- Right
- One of us will have to move her date - Yep
One of us will
And until one of us decides, we shouldn't make any concrete plans
Agreed. There's some time before we lock things in
Let'sjust not do anything? Right
Until one of us moves her date. Okay
So,um?
Talk to you soon. One of us should?
Call the other one
One of us hasn't called me yet, but you know what?
She's gonna move her date. She always was the bendy one, even as a kid,remember?
Yeah,she didn't sound too bendy to me
I called Fletch, and she picked up
He's doin' my taxes tomorrow night
You can't get all buddy-buddy with him. Not now
Anyway, Daniel can do your taxes. He's "financey"
It's a hedge fund,babe. We don't do a lot oftax prep
- Whatever. You do our taxes - Fletch has been my accountant for six years. I'm going
You're being ridiculous, just have a double wedding
What are we, 41 -year-old twin sisters?
Babe! Double wedding
A double wedding. I think that's a great idea
- It would be a hell of a party - You know,uh,no
I've shared everything my whole life with Liv
I'd kinda like my own day just, just once
I know,bug. Is this everything? This is all your as receipts?
Threw it all in the shoe box. I don't know
It's my dream too? To get married at the Plaza
I have been saving since I was 1 6
I just need a few more days to... let it go
I'll find a new dream. Liv's reasons are better than mine
it's like American Idol, all right?
Liv is the Simon. Ugh. God
I mean,no offense. But you're the Paula
Even when they can't sing, you compliment their out fit
It's nice. Well,but everyone listens to Simon
I wouldn't marry Simon. I'd marry me some Paula
Mmm
That's nice. Just pick one. I'm fine with any of'em
See? That's why I need a maid of honor. You don't care
I? Hey, you wanna have her back in the game?
You know what you're gonna have to do, and the sooner the better
- We need to give our guests some notice - Exactly
Which is why save-the-dates are so key,but you don't care
- It's not that I don't care - Well,get your phone then
Hello? Men
Yo,Fletch. No,nothin' much. Just lookin' at save-the-dates or invites
Are we still on for tomorrow? Yeah,totally
Any sign of progress on your end? Is Liv softening at all?
No way. And there's no way she's gonna blink first
They haven't spoken for a week
That's a century in girl years
What is it about weddings that makes 'em so worked up?
I know. I have no idea
It's, like, the wrong time to let the guy know that you're crazy
- You know what I mean? It's not how I'd play it - Yeah
Oh, you know what? She's here now
- I'll see you tomorrow? - All right
Hey
- Hi, sweetie - Hi
- How was pep squad? - I hate pep squad
I particularly hate peppy teenage girls
Who insist everyone be aggressive? B.E. aggressive
It's, like, there are other pathways in life besides aggression, you know?
I'm gonna call Liv
- Really? - Yeah
Amie and Marissa are throwing us that joint shower
And it'd be good to have all this behind us by then. Right?
- You sure? - Yeah
Yeah. I agree. I wasjust talkin' to Daniel. She's on her cell
You should call her. They're out doin' their save-the-dates or whatever
- What? - You should hit her up
You have to know your "date" date...
to send out your save-the-dates
Oh
We were both gonna wait, and she? she?
I ca? I can't believe it
You can't believe this? Really? It's Liv
- She's always thinking about number one -No
Not this time. No. No,no,no,no,no
I am a bride too. Okay?
I'mnumber one too
I? You are my number one. I know. That's how I feel
Bug, what are you doing?
Subject-- Listen. Listen. No,no,no,no,no
Emergency. This is not spam
- I'm getting married,June 6? - You don't have to slam on the keys
The Plaza Hotel. Be there. X-O-X-O-X-O-X-O. Emma
Address book. B.C.C. everyone
Oops. Not you,Liv
And send
"Emergen-C-C-C. 'Thys' is 'nit' spam
I'm get married. June 6th"
"K.J.A."? "Kuh-jaw"?
"Emma"
What is "kuh-jaw," Emma?
Great. Emma's wedding's gonna be better than ours was
Maybe her marriage will be better too
Not filled with loneliness and sadness
I hope you can appreciate the positions Amie and I are in
- We're not taking sides - Relax
- We're not making any plans until we figure this out - Wow
- You're so cool about it - Yeah
- How else am I gonna be? - I mean? Without taking sides though,I have to say
Emma's save-the-date e-mail was a smidge tacky
I mean,"June 6 at the Plaza," smiley face?
What's next, hearts over her i's?
- Come on, really? What was she thinking? - Oh,hey
I know, right? That was so tacky
- It's shocking - Hi. Hi,Heidi
- Oh, Elizabeth, I love my ring - Oh,my gosh
Emma?
You sent out your save-the-dates?
Yeah, I did, actually
Surprised?
So one of us...
...is not moving her date?
Well, you amaze me,Liv. You really do
You-You never ask me what I want. You just figure you know best,end of story
"Emma,wear this. Emma,say that"
Well,Emma's pretty frickin' tired of it
- Oh,whoa - Don't think I didn't notice how totally freaked out...
- ...you were because I had the nerve to get engaged before you did - Okay,wait
First of all,Daniel bought that ring in December
Okay? So officially, I was first
- Oh,pathetic. Pathetic! - Second,people always make you do things you don't wanna do
Emma,it's like you don't have a spine. Oh,wait. That's right
You don't have a spine
Wow
No one could accuse you of being soft, Liv
You grabbed the first date in June Marion offered...
...without even asking me first
At least I'm not so terrified of being alone...
...that I people-please my way through life
Emma,you settle
Are you saying that I'm settling with Fletcher?
I wasn't thinking about Fletcher
You came up with that one on your own
Move your date,Liv
You move your date,Emma
It's done. You lose
Your wedding better watch it
What did you just say?
I said your wedding should be very scared right now
If I were your wedding, I'd sleep with one eye open
Why don't you just save your threats for Daniel?
After all,isn't that how you got a proposal out of him?
- That's how I did it - Your wedding can suck it
What did you just say? My wedding can suck it?
- I said your wedding can suck it - Your wedding can s- Be?
I mean,yours can be, um?
Can-Can be,uh?
Not that?
- Bye,ladies - Hey,Liv
Yes
Your wedding will be huge
just like your ass at prom
We're done
5:00,Saturday,June 6. Done
- Done - Hmm. Good
Now we just have to find you another maid of honor, uh,and fast
You'll be spending more time with her than with the groom
- My friends won't take sides - Who says it has to be a friend?
- No! Not just a bridesmaid - This spot okay?
Yeah. Maid of honor. Maid of honor
Yeah. We were so close in law school
That study group was nuts
Oh, sweetie, you are my second cousin's best friend
Of course you were at the very top of my maid of honor list
Honestly, Carla. Caitlin?
Erin? No. I did not sleep with him
All right,okay. I did,actually
Once. Twice
What difference does it make? He was a loser, and he was lousy in?
You did? Really? I didn't hear that?
Two kids? Wow. You guys must have had really cute kids
Uh,yeah. Tell him I say hi,and?
Actually, I'm hopping into a cab, so I'm gonna give you a call a little later
- Kevin? - Yeah?
I'd like to promote you?
To mister of honor
Do I get? Is- Is it,like, a pay thing?
No. Just? It'sjust an honor
Uh,have a classmate read your draft. I think that's a great idea
Because by letting a classmate read your draft?
Oh,thank God. All right. You guys finish the rest of this
Just read it yourselves
- Did you get my note? - Yeah
Can you take my late bus patrol today?
Sure
- Deb? - Yeah?
Yeah?
- I know we're not exactly friends? - We're not?
- Then why am I always doing you favors? - You never do me?
Never mind
How'd you like to be my maid of honor?
Do I get to pick out my own dress?
I tend to draw the eye, so it's gotta be good
Absolutely
I mean,you know,I might make some suggestions,but?
Oh,you know, I'm really swamped though. I'd need a lot of help
What do you think the bride is for?
To make the maid of honor's life easier, right?
I mean,come on. Please
Aw. All right. Since you begged?
Okay. I'll be your maid of honor
It's gonna be great
Whew
Hey,can I make a suggestion?
Have you ever heard of"pee-not gree-gio"?
It's this really nice white wine
It's very elegant
Mmm
- Now,your music is? - Yes
Still pending, and, sadly, DJ Humble is no longer available on that date
Oh? But he and I had a deal? in principle
Yes,well,one of my other brides outbid you
I can't give you her name,of course
That bitch!
Not you. No,a different one
A person
God,she's scary
- You don't think that Liv? - Yeah,I do
No. No. She knew how much that meant to me
- It's too cruel. It's too mean-spirited - Too in character?
Hang on. Wait
Didn't you tell me she's wearing a Vera Wang?
- Yes - I read those run really tight
And she's kind of an ex-heifer
No. No,she's?
She's? Little bit
That is good. Excellent
Is that like cream cheese? It is cream cheese
Like a hint
- Has Emma chosen her cake yet? - Let's keep to our own work, shall we?
Now,as for the flowers, Eufloria has put in a bid
We just can't have the same cake,that's all. And I have to have the seven-tiered...
White chocolate-curl torte, enrobed in marzipan with edible pearls and flourishes
Well,you're safe
Emma has chosen a less extravagant cake
And she's always saying that she doesn't need...
...to impress people with how much she can spend
I'm just going to check my ice sculptor Rolodex. Right
Oh,my God
That was a dig at me
Emma thinks I'm showing off?
I never thought she resented how much money I made, but I guess I was wrong
Really? I didn't get that from what she?
Marion's eating it up
She likes Emma best
Emma always gets the sympathy vote. I never get the sympathy vote,do I?
Well, maybe it's asking a little bit too much for people
I was worried about her cake. It could be two Ding-Dongs and a Yodel for all I care
What's that? What's that?
Don't?
Dance lessons?
Damn,she's competitive. Their dance is totally gonna be better than ours
Let me see Canary Song again. Dandelion. Canary
- Isn't there something in between? - Sort of like a burnt Canary
Video montage of their lives? Really?
It's gotta be Fletcher's idea. That's just?
It's gonna be,like, pictures of them as babies
You know, Emma with one tooth
And Fletcher in his little superhero outfits. It's tacky
Can I help you?
- Yeah. Delivery for Liv Lerner - That's chocolate
I'll take that
Mmm. Looks good
"Liv, you deserve this and more"
Isn't Daniel the sweetest?
I'll just have one. Thanks
Just one
- W-Was she up there? - Yeah
- Oh. And it's impossible to go get them back? - No,no,no,no
She ate halfthe box already, lady. Forty-five dollars
Yes. Okay
That is the agreed upon?
But just so you know?
If you heard what was actually going on,you would totally side with me
- You gonna tip me? - I thought that was including tip
But anyway, I'll give it to you because I'm the Paula
You know, I've been thinking
- If you really want to mess with Emma's first dance? - Mm-hmm?
- There are ways - Tell me more
I don't know,baby. Dance class?
Come on. We know how to dance
It's a slow dance. It's like we did in college
It's a waltz. It's a little more precise than just holding each other up
And besides, Marion says that our first dance...
- Introduces our couple style to the world - Oh,well,naturally...
I'm incredibly concerned with our couple style
Space!
I am Ricky Coo
The Doctor of Dance
I bring you motion. I bring you rhythm
I bring you sex
Please,get on your feet, and let's dance!
∮ Y'all ready for this? ∮
∮ Dance ∮
Maybe Marion shouldn't be recommending Ricky Coo, Doctor of Dance so much
Yeah. I don't know about Ricky
Good for you. Doing warm-ups
Yeah,I got your voice mail saying you wanted to push the lesson from 1 :00 to 4:00
How long have you been here?
Oh,my God
- What? - Liv
- Uh,just give us a second - I mean,who does that?
She's finally gone completely crazy. Not that I'm surprised at all
- I mean,she's always been nuts - I know. And messing with our couple style?
- There is no way I'm letting her get away with that - Good
You know who I feel sorry for is Daniel
He's not even gonna be able to control his own wife
What?
- No,I'm just saying? It's Liv. Because she never thinks about? - And?
- I'm going inside - What?
The final month before the big day is a litmus test for couples...
...of how they work together, solve problems, communicate
The early,happy glow is over, and the nerves begin to set in
With some couples,it brings out the fundamental conflicts in their relationship
With other couples, the lucky ones
It highlights the essential harmony of their partnership
Of course,even the luckiest bride needs something to take the edge off
Ooh,for me! A Jolly Walrus cookie bouquet. Is Daniel a keeper or what?
I'd just be careful. Miss Wang is a stern mistress
Video montage? If there's gonna be live pictures and,like,video footage?
I know. It's,like, verging on being a digital short
I don't know how they're gonna cut me out of the footage. I'm in everything
Oh,this came for you via messenger
I can't wait to get into this one
Mr. Simmons called again asking for the update on the agreement
- Rutherford Press? That's my hometown - I'm just gonna take this
Suppose I should just tell them you're dealing with a crisis?
Oh,my God
They still print engagement announcements
I'm sort of like a celebrity back there,probably
You know,it's like, local girl makes good. Such sweet people
- Oh,wow! - What the?
That's not you. Is it?
Emma looks gorgeous
- But not on the inside, which is- - Kevin
It's the best she can do,huh?
So lame. She wants to play dirty? I can play dirty
You can play dirty. I've seen you do it
I went to law school, people
I'm starting to think that 30 is the cut off
Mmm. Because it's the last time men want to date women their age
A 30-year-old guy will date a 30-year-old girl
But a 35-uear-old guy wants someone 30
A 40-year-old guy wants someone 30,too,or 28
- Mm-hmm - It's a terrible planet
I know. You know what I was wondering?
What are the real reasons behind Emma and Fletcher having to tie the knot?
Why can't they change their date? Think about it
She's pregnant! Emma's pregnant!
Oh,no
- Oh,no! - Liv?
Are you all right? What the hell is goin' on?
Look,let me in!
I gained five pounds. Five pounds. It might as well be 50!
The dress doesn't fit! And if the dress doesn't fit
My wedding's gonna be a big black hole in the history of the Plaza!
Well,"A" it's our wedding,hon
And "B"... so what? Let it out
You don't alter Vera Wang to fit you
You alter yourself to fit Vera
- What do boys learn in school? - Sorry
It's not the end of the world
Really. What-What-What can I do to make you feel better?
It's what you can stop doing. This is all your fault
- It's sweet of you to send me those treats,but I? - What treats?
You know,the treats. The Truffle-opolis
The truffle tray
The Jolly Walrus cookie bouquet?
International Butter Club?
The? Honey?I didn't send you any of that
Oh,my God,Emma!
She's trying to make me fat so I can't fit into my dress!
What is that? What is that?
The International Butter Club?
You mean,you've actually been sitting around
Eating sticks of butter from different lands?
The final week before the wedding is do-or-die
I expect my brides to be flawless
Perfect hair,skin,nails, everything
Hello there. I need to get to the back really fast
Really,really fast, because I left something there yesterday
It's very important that I? I so don't care
Go on back
- Miss Allan - Oh,hi
Hi. Bit of Honey today? That's the one I loaded
Yes,but,uh, just a pre-wedding glow
- Sure thing - Okay,thanks
∮ I wish you well ∮
∮ I hope you survive ∮
∮ I hope you live on,baby ∮
∮ So I can watch you cry ∮
∮ 'Cause I know in time you'll see ∮
∮ What you did to me ∮
∮ And you'll come runnin' back ∮
∮ I'm gonna rain on your parade ∮
∮ Oh,I won't take it again ∮
∮ And I'll keep raining Raining,raining ∮
∮ Over you ∮
Wow!
What happened to you? You look like a traffic cone
Will it fade?
Sort of. This is three loofahs
Is it that bad? Fletch said he didn't think it was that bad
Oh,well,honey, "Filch" is your fiance
He probably told you you had nice hair too
This wedding stuff is not a walk in the park
- For sure - I'm surprised. I don't know
I'm surprised I haven't been,you know, sent into my therapist's office
That's what I've heard. T-U-F-F
You should have heard me on the phone the other day
- Talking to the guy who messed up my centerpieces - Oh,gosh
It was unbelievable. It's like one thing after another,every single time
- It snowballs - Listen,can I get a little bit more lowlight?
Yeah,especially right here. Hold that thought,sweetie. I'm gonna get your color
Just make sure it's not so? Like,more gold base
∮ I'm gonna rain on your parade ∮
∮ No,I won't take it again ∮
∮ And I'll keep raining,raining Raining over you ∮
Maybe I should take up chanting
I think it's kind of? Might be necessary at this time of my life
- Oh,my God! - Oh,my God. Is it good?
Great!
Okay. I-I don't know what happened. Um?
I gotta let it sit for a day or two
Maybe I'll try to strip it down to white
My hair's blue!
It's blue! I have blue hair!
- I'm getting married in a week - Congratulations
In a week! A week!
Come on. I know you're in here
Ah,here's your video montage
Oh,yeah
Absolutely
Fletch?
Bug? Do you have something you need to tell me?
- Um? - Are we about to have a little orange baby?
Apparently we're registered at Babies "R" Us
Isn't that nice?
Marissa. Where are you? I can barely hear you
I can't believe you told Emma
Whatever
You guys,don't get too attached to the dancers
They're paid to be nice to you
Yeah!
Hello,bride!
All right,all right. Now a little birdie has just told me...
That we have a bride-to-be in the house tonight
Over here! But she has been a very bad bride
Officer Not-Your-Husband is here to arrest you!
You're under arrest
For being too sexy
Time to be frisked
Oh,my goodness!
Great!
We got two brides in the house tonight!
Whoa. Whoa,whoa. Hold up!
We have two brides in the house tonight
Emma,this party is invitation only
I'm getting married too, baby!
Well,I'll invite you right up there
- DJ Jazzles invites bride number two up on stage - Why not?
Come on up here, girl! We want to see the way you move!
That's what I'm talking about! Work it out,girl!
You can't even let me have my own bachelorette party?
Much the way you couldn't let me have DJ Humble. That was low,Liv
By the way, did you hear? I'm not pregnant,okay?
I say it's time for a dance-off. Dance-off!
Dance-off! Dance-off! Dance-off! Dance-off!
Oh! Oh!
Come on,Liv!
- Aw,come on,Liv - Come on,bride number one
I know y'all can do better than that
Sprockets!
Break it down! Now the sexiest bride takes first prize. Let's see it!
We gonna get this party started, y'all!
Show down!
Space!
Check out bride number two!
∮ They be watchin' while we wiggle around Look at 'em droolin' ∮
∮ They ain't used to this sound I keep 'em movin' ∮
∮ All my ladies put your hands in the air It's all right now ∮
∮ We gon' keep you up on your feet the whole night now ∮
∮ Pop them bottles Yeah,drink that up,man ∮
∮ Got you feelin' crazy Well,that was the plan ∮
∮ They was waitin' for me Wasn't ready for this ∮
∮ He got the game sewed up No,I'm talkin' bout Swiss ∮
∮ Why would you try ∮
∮ We got 'em shakin' everything from the hood to Dubayy ∮
Bride number two, you are the sexiest bride of the night,baby
Give it up for bride number two, y'all!
Sorry, bride number one. Can't win 'em all,girl
It's weird, losing. I gotta say I'm not loving it
No,but you were both so good
Yeah,you really got up there, and you tried
- Forget it. It's my bachelorette party,right? - Yes
Good girl. Here you go
It's like you read my mind
Oh,my God!
Taxi! Taxi
Kevin. Kevin. I need coffee
Excuse me. I need coffee. I need three Advil
Yeah. Four waters
Get a splash of that Kahly a next to wherever that paralegal is
Hey,Elana. Good morning
- You work too hard. I'm gonna treat you to lunch - Okay
- Where are you,Kev? Are you in the office? - I hear you coming. Liv?
- Liv,blue! Hair! - Hey,Advil
You have blue hair!
Oh,my God. I totally forgot
I was supposed to get it dyed back at 7:00
I think it's very?It's gonna be-- They're gonna love it
I got it. I'm gonna figure it out
If we could all refer to the briefs I've drawn up. I've highlighted a few main points
Our discovery process in depositions and document requests
Maybe you guys could share that one-- has yielded significant results
W-W-Wait. Okay. I am looking at the brief dated two weeks ago
- Where is the latest version? - I could have sworn that I updated these
Just a second
Goddamn it!
Your hair
Yes,my hair. My hair... is blue!
My hair is blue. My wedding's in a week,and I'm paying my maid of honor
Okay? Or rather Mr. Colson is
And, yes, maybe I misplaced the brief!
And, yes, maybe my best friend in the world forever hates me!
Hates me!
Oh,my God
I'm gonna be a bald bride
It's so not ideal
This is who's representing us?
Not anymore. Miss Lerner's offthe case. I'm taking over
No,now look,calm down. I'm gonna get it dyed back
Miss Lerner
You are excused
I'm not this girl
I just don't screw up. I just don't get demoted
It's like I don't have anybody. I feel so alone
Hey
Babe,I'm right here
You miss your friend, especially now
She'd know just what to say
I'm mad at her too
She went for the hair. Girlfriends don't do that
You'll fix it. And if you can't,I love it
I do. You're like this very tall, very hot Smurf
Oh,honey
It's not just about the hair
I'm mad because maybe she's right
And it's exhausting having to try to be perfect all the time
That's how I held it together ever since I was a kid
I figured nothing?nothing bad would happen again if I was just...
...one step ahead of everything and everybody, all the time
Life isn't perfect,hon
It's messy
You're right
I mean,I was gonna be perfect for you
But now that you say it's impossible-- Hey
No, you don't. No,you don't have to be perfect
I've always wanted a human wife
Yeah,the other ones are just... too hard to inflate
- Hey - Hey
Almost back to normal,huh? I know,right?
I have, like, one layer ofskin left, but that should be okay for our wedding
So, oops, sorry, Liv
I wish I had pictures. You know?
It's like I was up there, and there's this spotlight, and when I hit that rope?
- Oh, my God! - Hey! Enough,enough,enough!
I've heard this story 1 0,000 times, Emma
You've been acting a little wild lately. Okay?
And I'm tired of it. So knock it off
Lately you've been very mad and tense and excited
You know what? I just don't know how to deal with this
Uh-huh. And quite frankly,you have me questioning whether or not...
...this is something about? To do with the wedding or if this is permanent
Um, well, Fletcher, it is kind of permanent. You know?
It is possible that I might be mad or tense or excited more than once in the next 40 years
Is it? Really? You know what? You're doing it right now
- What? - You're being,not,I mean, not bitchy,but?
I said "not bitchy." But you're right there in that neighborhood
You should have the cab, like,take a U-turn
Drop you off at Pleasant and Nice, where we met
Are you upset because of this thing with Liv, or because I'm having feelings?
- Totally - Because it's kind of hard to read you
My God! That's totally it. I'm upset because you have feelings. You nailed it
Okay. So in other words,then don't have so many feelings, but if I do,don't show 'em
- I shouldn't have so many? - Oh,God! I can't even talk to you right now!
You haven't tried yet. Do you realize? Do you know how hard this is for me?
I don't even know who you are. You have not even tried to ask me about how I'm feeling
- I'm so confused - I don't even know who you are
All right? I don't want to talk
It's a tense time. We're fine. Whatever. I was gonna go to the gym
Bye
∮ The blank pages of my diary ∮
∮ That I haven't touched since you left me ∮
Emma? ∮ The closed blinds in my home ∮
Emma! Emma! ∮ See no light of day ∮
∮ Dust gathers on my stereo ∮
∮ 'Cause I can't bear to hear the radio ∮
∮ The piano sits in a shady space ∮
∮ With a picture of your face ∮
∮ Coffee stains on your favorite book ∮
Liv Lerner's office
Hey,Kevin. It's Emma. Is Liv there?
I'm sorry,can you hold on? just a minute,I? Sorry
I'm sorry,Liv's dealing with a crisis right now. Can we return?
Fine. That's--
Yeah. Okay,I get it. Bye
Hey! I'm sorry. Who is this? ∮ I'm scared to face another day ∮
Hello? ∮ 'Cause the fear in me just won't go away ∮
∮ In an instant,you were gone ∮
∮ And I'm scared ∮
Hey!
Hi!
- How are you? - Long time,huh?
- I know. It's my fault. I've been really busy - Oh,yeah. Right. Busy
Nothing to do with the fact that I'm the brother of your archenemy. I mean,best friend
Hey! I have to rent a tux
You're coming with me. Come on
- Um,okay - Come on
I'm a little surprised. I would have thought a big magazine writer would have his own tux
How you doing, Em? Hmm? How you feeling?
Um,feel fine
Fine's not really a feeling though
Fine's a feeling
- "I feel fine" You could say that - People say that
Yeah,sure. You can say that
Okay. It's,like?
Things are crazy with the wedding
And there are all these details and... I don't know
I had this idea of how it was gonna be in my head,and?
And it's not as much fun as that
And I don't know why
But mostly,I am fine
Let's fix your tie. I can't look at a tie like this
Yeah. Change the subject. This doesn't look right without a tie
I'm gonna go with a clip-on 'cause I can't figure this out
You have no patience. Really?
Mm-mmm
Kind of think I wait around too long
Hey, let me buy you a cup of coffee
Oh,um,I-I can't. I'm late for,um?
But I'll call you
Um, when I'm not? You? That? You look, um, you look really--
You're gonna make a very handsome bride "giver-awayer"
Thank you
And,Em,you're gonna make a beautiful bride. Really
- Yeah? - Yeah. I always thought so
Thanks. Bye
Despite it all,when morning broke on that sixth of June
It was the perfect day for a wedding
Well,two weddings
T-minus three hours, people
Guard your camps, execute your duties,and we may make it out of here alive
Incoming,people
Roses for Lerner. Peonies for Allan
- Has the Allan officiant reported for duty yet? - Yes,he has
- Linens for Lerner? - Yes
Excellent
Let's move,people. This is not a dress rehearsal
Amazing. You can't even see the blue anymore
Oh,Liv
My God, you're the most beautiful bride I have ever seen
Thank you
Oh, uh, excuse me a sec
She's so weird
God,I'm so nervous. I don't know why
- Is the veil supposed to go like that? - Yes. Why?
Oh,no. You look fine
You know,honestly,the pressure we put on brides these days to look perfect
It's just ridiculous
You don't have to look your most beautiful on your wedding day. Okay,everybody?
Mom!
You know, if you want my opinion?
You know what, Deb? I don't. I don't want your opinion
Wh-What?
Deb,I have been dealing with versions of you my whole life
And I'm gonna tell you something...
...that I should've told myself a long time ago
Sometimes it's about me, okay?
Not all the time, but every once in a while it's my time. Like today...
...if you're not okay with that, feel free to go
But if you stay, you have to do your job
And that means smiling and talking about my bridal beauty...
And,most importantly, not making it about you.
Okay? Can you do that?
Yes,I'd like to
Then we're good
Harpist is Allan. Quartet is Lerner
How many times do I have to repeat myself?
- Check on the grooms' status and man your battle stations - Okay
If you're about to jump ship from one wedding
Let someone else know so we can create a diversion
Okay. I'm going to Liv's ceremony and Emma's reception. More booze
I'm gonna do a quick head count of the hot drunk single guys and then choose
- Good call - Allan. Lerner
Hey, Mr. Allan. How are you?
- I'm good, bud. How're you? - Big day, huh?
Yes. Yes,it is.
I caught a glimpse of Emma when I was scouting out the enemy camp
She is beautiful, sir
Thank you, Nathan
Listen, you think I could have a word with your sister?
- Not about the-the fight, about something else - Oh,yeah. Sure
Liv
Hi! Mr. Allan!
Oh,Liv
Wow. Your mom and dad would be so proud
- Thank you - Of both of you
- Thank you - Thanks
I just want to pass on a blessing from our generation.
Not just from myself but from...
f-from my dear friends who would've given anything to be here today
Good luck, sweetheart
- Nate - Mr. Allan, thank you
- Good to see you - All right
You too
Such a good man. Emma's so much like him
So, according to Ms. St. Claire, you are allowed one weak nip...
...before the wedding, to sort of steady the nerves
- So we have scotch? - Okay. Scotch is good
We have vodka and tequila
Tequila,tequila? Tequila! Tequila!
- Kevin! Tequila - Tequila's so trashy
No,no,no. Kevin. Kevin,listen to me. You don't even like tequila
You take this to Marion. You tell her I switched the DVD's
She needs to play this when Emma walks down the aisle
I thought we were rising above this sort of thing
We are,which is why I need you to do this for me right now. Hurry!
You'll thank me one day
I'll go get that
- That's very helpful - Okay
Thank you
Oh,my God. It's your parents
Come on in. Look,isn't she a bridal beauty?
She sure is. Oh,my gosh
- Oh,wow,Mom - Oh,my God! Is that my dress?
Are you happy?
I'm happy if you're happy
Sweetheart, you could get married in a brown paper bag, I wouldn't care
This is your day
Oh, boy, I need a tissue
- Oh,my God. I'm gonna cry - You're gonna screw up your makeup,honey
I found this when we moved to Boca, and I saved it
- Dad. What is it? - I knew there'd come a day to give it to you
Go ahead. Open it
In case you need something old or blue
It's really Liv's
Well, something borrowed then
Daddy, I need to see her
I think she feels the same way
I'll get that
Oh,it's Marion
Uh, places, people. We're on in two
Marion, could I just run down the hallway for a second?
Emma, you are the most beautiful bride I have ever seen. Ready
Bride one, walking. Bride one, walking. Oh
∮ I was a little girl ∮
∮ Alone in my little world ∮
It's time ∮ Who dreamed of a little home for me ∮
∮ I played pretend between the trees ∮
∮ And fed my houseguests bark and leaves ∮
∮ And laughed in my pretty bed of green ∮
∮ I had a dream ∮
∮ That I could fly ∮
∮ From the highest swing ∮
∮ I had a dream ∮
∮ Ooh ∮
Ma'am
- Oh,my God - Okay. Okay
I'm getting married. Yeah. Are you happy?
Uh?
When I get visual confirmation on bride one walking...
Give video a five count and roll
And ready
Walk
I'm in Acapulco, baby! Spring break!
I'm here with Miguel
I love spring break! I want to dance!
Go,Emma! Go,Emma!
- I love being Emma! - I?
We've been hit. Repeat,we've been hit
Emma!
Let me tell you something about that tape!
God, you swore! You swore you'd never show that to anyone
Just... let them go
Emma!
Bring it on!
Emma! I don't want to fight!
Let me just tell you something! I don't want to fight!
It's over. I can't do this anymore
I can't do this anymore
Thank God
I'm fine
Emma, what the hell are you doing? Have you lost your mind?
You just ruined our wedding. You happy now?
Your friend? History. 'Cause she's a bad influence on you,and she always has been
Judging by that DVD, you're a lot more like her than I thought
- Good. I hope so - What?
Fletcher,you've been my friend for 1 0 years
I need you to be my friend now and tell me the truth
You're in love with a girl that you met 1 0 years ago
Hey, what's the matter with that? Huh?
She's not here anymore
I don't want to spend the rest of my life fighting, Fletch
Or caving
Neither do you
We're different. We want different things
You know that's true, don't you?
I knew
Good-bye
Oh, my God. Emma
I'm fine
This is all my fault. That video was never supposed to happen
I mean,it was supposed to happen,but I canceled it. I thought I did
'Cause I could never do that to you. Emma,you're my best friend
Oh, this fighting is so dumb
I'm so sorry about everything
I'm sorry... too
I'm so sorry
If I ruined it for you, I don't want it anymore
If Fletcher and I were perfect for each other,then...
...we'd be getting married, and we're not
Are you crying?
Yeah. It's like a whole new me
And I just?I cry all the time
- I'm kind of a basket case - No,Liv,I didn't want that. I'm sorry
No. No, you were right
I don't have to have it constantly together all the time
It's like... this huge wake-up call
And I'm kind of stumbling around a little bit,but...
I'm awake
Will you stand up there with me?
Where else would I be?
Reset, people. Reset
Oh, I almost forgot something
Oh, my God. Em? Where did you find that?
Two little girls saved it for us
Come on
Hi
- Hey. Are you single? - Uh,yeah
- Are you straight? - I don't like labels
So sorry to hear about your divorce
Why? It was only my first
And next time, I'm definitely getting married at the Plaza
∮ You treated me so kind I'm about to lose my mind ∮
∮ You made me so ∮ ∮ Very happy ∮
- Do you wanna dance? - Yes
- Let's go - Okay
Um?
No,baby. Baby, let it happen on its own
Uh-oh. Did I make a horrible mistake and marry someone who's smarter than I am?
It was quite a wedding
And as I stood there watching...
I realized something I'd forgotten a long time ago
∮ You made me so very happy ∮
Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken
Sometimes, you really can find that one person...
Who will stand by you no matter what
Maybe you'll find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding
But there's also the chance...
That the one person you can count on for a lifetime?
The one person who knows you...
...sometimes better than you know yourself?
...is the same person who's been standing beside you all along.
- Wow! You look great - Hello. Oh,my God. You look great
Well, how was it? How was the vacation?
- It was amazing - I want to know everything about it
Actually, I don't. You married my brother. That's weird
So I don't want to know anything, ever
Should we toast? To marriage?
Um,actually, I'm not drinking
Neither am I
Are you pregnant?
When are?Me too. March third.
When're you due? March third
∮ Do you believe in love ∮
∮ Yes,I believe in love ∮
∮ I believe it's because I've tried ∮ ∮ Do,do,do ∮
∮ And if you know anything 'Bout loving anyone ∮
∮ Somehow you got to be satisfied ∮
∮ Oh,but don't go changin' ∮
∮ At least not for me,baby ∮
∮ I'm doin' what I gotta do Ooh ∮
∮ I'll be fine ∮
∮ Find a way to pass the time ∮
∮ While I sit here waiting on you ∮
∮ Oh,listen ∮
∮ But as soon as you get the chance,baby ∮
∮ You've got to ∮
∮ Love me ∮ ∮ Love me,baby ∮
∮ Please ∮ ∮ Do,do,do ∮
∮ Say you love me ∮ ∮ Love me,baby ∮
∮ Pretty please ∮ ∮Just once ∮
∮ Know it's hard out there ∮
∮ I can imagine how ∮ ∮ Do,do,do ∮
∮ Who you are in here ∮
∮ See I can imagine now ∮ ∮ Do,do,do ∮
∮ Why can't reality ∮
∮ You don't ever have to be ∮
∮ Able to read my mind Ooh ∮
∮ I can hardly walk without burning up ∮
∮ So I might as well start alive ∮
∮Just as soon as you get a chance ∮
∮ Darlin' ∮
∮ Love me ∮ ∮ Love me,baby ∮
∮ Please ∮ ∮ Do,do,do ∮
∮ Say you love me ∮ ∮ Love me,baby ∮
∮ Pretty please ∮ ∮ Do,do ∮
∮ Why,tell me why you wanna treat me so bad ∮
∮ When you know I love you ∮
∮ Darlin',don't you know ∮
∮ I'm giving you the best lovin' you've ever had ∮
∮ No one else for you ∮
∮Just as soon ∮ ∮Just as soon ∮
∮ Love me ∮ ∮ Love me,baby ∮
∮ Please ∮ ∮ Do,do,do ∮
∮ Say you love me ∮ ∮ Love me,baby ∮
∮ Pretty please ∮ ∮ Do,do ∮
∮ Say,won't you come love me Pretty,pretty please ∮
∮ Do,do,do ∮
∮ Said if you got the time baby ∮