CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY CARTOON NETWORK
Numbuh 1: WHEN THE MISSION SPECS WERE DELIVERED
FROM GLOBAL KIDS NEXT DOOR COMMAND,
I IMMEDIATELY KNEW THAT THERE WAS ONLY ONE OPERATIVE
WHO COULD HANDLE THE JOB.
ME.
IT SEEMED SIMPLE ENOUGH -- RETRIEVE THE GOODS.
BUT AS EVERY DECENT KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE KNOWS,
NOTHING IS EVER SIMPLE.
[ BEEPS ]
UGH!
[ PANTING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
WAAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
HUH?
[ BEEPS ]
[ GASPS ]
AAH!
UGH!
Evil 5: THANKS FOR PICK THIS UP FOR US, NIGEL.
WAIT! NO, YOU CAN'T!
SOMEBODY HELP!
Numbuh 2: MEANWHILE,
I WAS MILD-MANNERLY READING COMICS IN THE PARK
WHEN SUDDENLY...
HOLY UNDERWEAR!
THIS IS A JOB FOR...
NUMBUH 2 GUY!
HELP ME, NUMBUH 2 GUY.
THEY'VE GOT THE GOODS.
YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE.
DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T ALLOW THE BADS TO HAVE THE GOODS.
GREAT. NOW GO.
THE GOOD GUY ALWAYS GETS THE GOODS.
YES, THAT'S VERY CLEVER, BUT THEY'RE GETTING --
YOU KNOW, THE THING ABOUT A GOOD GUY --
JUST GO!
I'LL TELL HIM LATER,
BUT FIRST I'LL FIND THOSE NE'ER-DO-WELLERS.
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR MY PENETRA-VISION!
NOTHING CAN ESCAPE MY GAZE.
ALL IS SEEN BY MY AMAZING VISION.
[ GASPS ] WHAT'S THIS?
AHA!
THE DEVIOUS VILLAINS FROM THE CONSORTIUM OF CRIME.
NUMBUH 2 GUY AWAY!
NOT SO FAST, YOU EVIL FIVE.
NUMBUH 2 GUY.
WHAT AN UNPLEASANT SURPRISE.
WHY DON'T YOU GO LEAP OVER A TALL CLIFF OR SOMETHING.
LATER.
BUT FIRST, I'VE GOT TO STOP YOU,
SO GIVE ME THE GOODS.
WE'LL GIVE YOU THE GOODS ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHING ]
WHAT? NO!
IT'S MY ONE WEAKNESS!
HERE, TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.
[ LAUGHING ]
NO. STOP.
STRENGTH GAINING.
CAN'T SPEAK NORMAL.
MUST STOP DEVIOUS VILLAINS
FROM THE CONSORTIUM OF...
CRIME!
I...DID IT.
OHH...
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! MY TURN!
SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
IT WAS A PRETTY, PRETTY DAY.
THAT'S ME!
AND THESE ARE THE FLOWERS.
HI, FLOWERS!
Together: HI, KUKI.
[ GIGGLES ]
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TODAY, FLOWER FRIENDS?
LET'S ALL --
AHH!
HI, BOXIE.
HI, KUKI.
Flowers: HI, BOXIE.
WANT TO PLAY?
SURE!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
♪ WE'RE THE BEST, BEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD ♪
♪ JUST SKIPPING ALONG EATING FUDGIE-FUDGE SWIRL ♪
♪ WE'RE DANCING AND SINGING, JUST BOXIE AND ME ♪
♪ HUGGING AND KISSING AND CLIMBING A TREE ♪
♪ WE'RE THE BEST, BEST FRIENDS IN THE UNIVERSE ♪
♪ HAVING LOTS OF FUN SOLVING THE MUMMY'S CURSE ♪
♪ JUST BOXIE AND ME, AND WE'RE DIGGING FOR CLAMS ♪
♪ CURLING OUR HAIR AND BAKING UP HAMS ♪
♪ WE'RE THE BEST, BEST FRIENDS IN ALL OF THE PARK ♪
♪ JUST SKIPPING ALONG AND SINGING ♪
ROOOOOAR!
HI, NEW SPOOKY FRIEND. WANT TO PLAY?
UH...SURE.
WE WANT TO PLAY WITH THAT BOX YOU'VE GOT.
YOU MEAN BOXIE, MY BEST FRIEND?
THE BOX I PROMISED TO BE FRIENDS WITH
FOREVER AND EVER?
[ MUMBLING ]
THAT'S RIGHT.
OKAY!
[ MUMBLES ] RIGHT.
THEN I GUESS WE'LL BE GOING NOW.
OKAY. BYE!
SEE YOU LATER!
[ GIGGLES ]
IT WAS THE FUNNEST DAY EVER!
Numbuh 4: AFTER NUMBUH 3'S FAILURE
TO RETAIN THE PRECIOUS RECTANGULOID POWER CHARM,
IT WAS UP TO ME TO RETRIEVE IT.
[ LAUGHING ]
HUH?!
AND IT OVER, DELIGHTFUL...
OR FACE THE WRATH OF...
NUMBUH 4-GO!
YOUR POWERS DON'T SCARE US!
JUST TRY AND TAKE THE RECTANGULOID POWER CHARM.
HMM.
I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT.
HYAAAAH!
GUM WAD ATTACK!
BOOYAH!
[ LAUGHING ] HUH?
THOSE DELIGHTFUL... AREN'T SO TOUGH.
I CHALLENGED THEM, AND I DEFEATED THEM EASILY.
HUH?!
IT CAN'T BE!
HA HA HA HA HA!
NOT BAD FOR A BEGINNER,
BUT YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR US AT OUR FULL POWER EVOLUTION.
AAAAHH-HA!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ LAUGHING ]
IMPRESSIVE.
BUT I ALSO HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU!
HYAH!
AAAAHH!
HUH?
OH, CRUD.
UGH!
HYAH!
IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT, MONSTER?
YOU WISH.
HUH? UGH!
AAAAHH!
THEIR POWER LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS.
I'M REALLY GONNA HAVE TO GET SOME BIGGER CHARTS.
THE RECTANGULOID POWER CHARM!
NOOOO!
I -- I HAVE FAILED.
BUT MARK MY WORDS...
I WILL NOT FAIL AGAIN!
Numbuh 5: SO NOW, IT WAS UP TO NUMBUH 5
TO RETRIEVE THE GOODS.
THERE YOU ARE!
Evil 5: THERE IT IS.
UH-OH.
GET IT!
HMM?
PBHT!
AAH! [ GROWLING ]
COME BACK HERE!
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
COME BACK HERE!
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
AAH! AAH!
WHAT THE...?!
NO, IT ISN'T!
CHECK IT YOURSELF.
UGH! ANCHOVIES!
THANK YOU.
[ SIGHS ] TYPICAL.
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS PICK UP A PIZZA,
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT!
AW. AW. AW. AW.
ONE PIZZA FOR THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
HELLO?
ANYONE?
AW, COME ON!
Together: YOU SEEM A LITTLE SMALL
FOR A JOB THIS BIG.
White: DON'T WORRY, HUH?
JUST TELL ME WHO YOUR NUMBER-ONE PROBLEM IS.
WELL, THAT'S EASY...
NUMBUH 1!
[ LAUGHING ]
OHH! NINE MISSIONS IN TWO DAYS.
[ GROANS ]
I NEVER WANT TO FACE AN ADULT MENACE AGAIN.
WHOO-HOO!
THAT MISSION WAS TOTALLY PHENOMENAL!
WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS,
ONE MORE MISSION JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT?
HUH? HUH? WHAT DO YOU SAY?
WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS? HUH?
NUMBUH 5 SAYS YOU BETTER RELAX BEFORE YOU GO NUTS.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
NIGEL UNO IS OPERATING AT 110 --
AS YOU WERE SAYING?
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I TRIPPED OVER THIS.
SEE? SEE? HMM?
HUH?
OOH, YOU GOT A PRESENT!
WHO'S IT FROM? WHO'S IT FROM?
PROBABLY FROM GLOBAL COMMAND
FOR MY AMAZING LEADERSHIP SKILLS.
[ GULPS ]
IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY,
AND WE SHOULD ALL GET SOME SLEEP, RIGHT?
RIGHT.
HEY! LOOK, EVERYONE!
NUMBUH 1'S GOT NEW UNDERPANTS!
MAN, WHAT SIZE ARE YOU?
[ GROWLS ]
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
NOTHING, MR. FATTY PANTS.
[ GROWLS ] NUMBUH 4...
GIVE ME THOSE SHORTS NOW.
♪ I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE ♪
♪ I SEE NIGEL'S GIANT UNDERPANTS ♪
CAN'T CATCH US! HA-HA!
[ GROWLS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
THROW IT HERE! [ LAUGHS ]
I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN!
HEY, NUMBUH 1.
OW!
YOU GUYS ARE ENOUGH TO DRIVE ANYONE CRAZY.
OBVIOUSLY THERE MUST BE SOME SORT OF MIX-UP AT COMMAND.
THIS IS THE WORST GIFT I'VE GOTTEN
SINCE MY GRANDMOTHER GAVE ME A HAIR DRYER.
DO YOU MIND?
[ GIGGLES ]
OKAY, EVERYONE. BEDTIME.
THAT'S AN ORDER.
[ SNORING ]
White: NIGEL UNO,
YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE AN ACCIDENT.
[ SIREN WAILS ]
THIS IS NUMBUH 65.3
WITH AN URGENT CODE-RED MAXIMUM SECURITY ALERT MESSAGE.
YEAH, YEAH. LAY IT ON US.
NEGATORY, NUMBUH 5.
ACCORDING TO SECTION 54, PARAGRAPH 23
OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIONS MANUAL,
NO KIDS NEXT DOOR COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER
IS AUTHORIZED TO DISSEMINATE CODE-RED MAXIMUM SECURITY DATA
UNLESS THE LEAD OPERATIVE IS PRESENT.
IN ENGLISH, DORKATRON.
NO NUMBUH 1, NO MESSAGE.
WHO -- WHO ARE YOU?
THEY CALL ME...
MR. WHITE!
UGH!
AAH!
GET...OFF...OF...ME!
AH! HA-HA!
UGH!
YOU GOT SPUNK, KID.
BUT THAT AIN'T ENOUGH TO STOP
A PROFESSIONAL PAIR OF UNDIES LIKE ME.
AAAAHH!
UGH!
HEY, NUMBUH 1, WE NEED YOU IN THE MISSION PREP...
[ GRUNTING AND GROANING ]
AAH! SOUNDS LIKE NUMBER TWO.
BUT I'M RIGHT HERE.
Numbuh 1: [ GROANING ]
I'M GONNA FLUSH YOU BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM.
AHH!
UGH!
AAAAHH!
Numbuh 1: AHH!
[ OBJECTS SMASH ] HELP ME!
YOU'RE NEXT IN COMMAND. YOU GO IN AND HELP HIM.
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
[ GRUNTS ]
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, NUMBUH 1.
I KNOW YOU GOT IT IN YOU.
MAYBE HE NEEDS A MAGAZINE.
AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!
THIS UNDERWEAR IS KILLING ME!
OH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
MINE BUNCHES UP ALL THE TIME,
EVEN THE ONES WITH THE LITTLE ROCKETS ON THEM.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HE'S THE ENEMY.
UGH!
I HATE TO SAY IT,
BUT OUR LEADER HAS FINALLY LOST IT.
BUT WE CAN'T LET 65.3 KNOW THAT,
SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO...
Numbuh 65.3: IT TOOK YOU 4.369 MINUTES TO GET HERE, NUMBUH 1,
BUT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CODE-RED MAXIMUM SECURITY ALERT.
[ SIGHS ]
ACCORDING TO THIS --
WHAT?
I'M PACKING HEAT NOW, SHORTY.
IT'S STUCK!
LET GO OF MY HEAD!
I'LL SHRINK YOU DOWN TO COTTON BALLS.
[ GRUNTS ]
UGH!
SEE YOU, CHUMP. [ LAUGHS ]
OH, NO YOU DON'T!
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
WHOA!
HUH?
[ GASPS ] HOLY SHORTS.
KIDS CAN BE SO CRUEL TO THEIR UNDERPANTS.
[ SOBBING ]
[ METAL CLANKING ]
HUH?
AHH!
GOT YOU.
COME OUT WITH YOUR ELASTIC UP.
ALL RIGHT, KID, YOU GOT ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, OR WHY YOU'RE AFTER ME,
BUT I'M GONNA SHUT YOUR Y-FLAP ONCE AND FOR ALL.
[ GASPS ]
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
WHO DOES YOUR BLEACH?
AHH!
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I BECAME A PROFESSIONAL?
'CAUSE OF ALL THE KIDS
THAT TREAT THEIR UNDIES
LIKE CRUD!
LISTEN, MAYBE YOU BETTER READ THE ALERT TO ME.
NUMBUH 1'S KIND OF NUTTY LATELY
'CAUSE OF ALL THE BACK-TO-BACK MISSIONS.
I'M GONNA NEED SOME PROOF BEFORE I START BENDING THE RULES.
AAAAHH!
THIS UNDERWEAR'S GOT ME, AND I DON'T LIKE IT!
AHH!
AAAAHH!
OKAY...
I'LL JUST READ THIS HERE CODE-RED ALERT THEN.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
LOOKS LIKE THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
HAVE TAKEN OUT A CONTRACT ON NUMBUH 1.
I'M DOWNLOADING THE ASSASSIN'S SPECS NOW.
AHH!
HA! NOW I'VE GOT --
OW!
UGH! WAHH!
THAT'S THE ASSASSIN?
IT LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF UNDERPANTS.
Together: UNDERPANTS?!
NUMBUH 1, WE'RE COMING!
AHH!
[ GASPS ]
HEH-HEH-HEH.
NOW TO FINISH THE JOB.
HUH?
WILL YOU LOOK AT THE WAY THAT KID TREATS HIS UNDERWEAR?
ALL FOLDED AND NEAT.
I CAN'T HURT A KID WHO'S GOOD TO HIS SHORTS.
HOLD ON, KID, I'M COMING TO GET YOU!
HUH?
WAIT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE A DIRTY PAIR OF LIVING UNDERWEAR
AFTER MY BEST FRIEND.
WHAT'S NOT TO UNDERSTAND?
YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME.
YOUR FRIEND IS HANGING FOR HIS LIFE,
AND I'M THE UNDERPANTS THAT CAN SAVE HIM.
FORGET IT, DRYER LINT!
NO!
LET THE UNDIES GO.
HIS MISSION IS A PEACEFUL ONE.
AAAAHH!
I'M COMING, KID! AHH!
QUICK, GRAB MY ELASTIC.
[ GROANING ]
WHOA, THAT WAS CLOOOSE!
[ CHEERING ]
UGH!
THAT UNDERWEAR SAVED MY LIFE.
[ GROANING ]
DON'T WORRY, MR. UNDIE-BUNNY,
YOU'LL BE FEELING BETTER IN NO TIME.
HOPEFULLY YOU STRETCHED ENOUGH
TO FIT NUMBUH 1'S HUGE TUSHY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
MOVE IT, BIG BUTT!
[ HUMS ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ GIGGLES ]
HUMPH!
I NEVER MET A BUNCH OF KIDS LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
HEY, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
CAN YOU KEEP QUIET ABOUT ME FOLDING MY YOU-KNOW-WHATS?
HEY, I'M A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR.
PRIVACY IS WHAT I DO.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?
I'M DONE WORKING IN THE UNDERWORLD.
I'LL PROBABLY RETIRE TO MY CONDO IN FLORIDA.
BUT FIRST, I'M GONNA GET SOME FRIENDS OF MINE
TO DO YOU GUYS A FAVOR.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
Together: OH, GOODY, A PRESENT!
WHAT?
TUBE SOCKS?
5...4...3...2...1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...4...3...2...1.