爱情生活 第一季 第二集
每36秒 Every 36 seconds,
就有一桩婚姻以离婚收场 a marriage will end in divorce.
已婚的人通常会花大约两年思考是否离婚 A married person typically spends about two years
才会正式采取行动 thinking about divorce before going ahead with it
如果他们真的离婚了 and will usually wait approximately three years to remarry,
通常需要大约三年才能再婚 if they do so at all.
尽管有这些惨淡的数据 In spite of these bleak statistics,
绝大多数情侣都选择继续 the overwhelming majority of couples continue on,
充满希望地步入婚姻的殿堂 taking hopeful step after hopeful step down the aisle,
甘愿进入爱的赌局 willing to gamble for love.
我觉得你有刷盘子 I think you do dishes.
我只是觉得 把它们从橱柜里拿出来时 I just think when I pull them out of the cupboard,
脏得不忍直视 there's shit on 'em.
欢迎回来 菲尔德夫妇 Welcome back, Mr. And Mrs. Field.
如果你还是吸烟的话 嚼口香糖又有何用 I don't understand the point of the gum if you're still smoking.
这就是我在家里要面对的折磨 This is the kind of shit I deal with at home.
你看到了吗 And you see that?
她朝我翻白眼 She just, like, rolled her eyes.
布拉德利 别当着我的面这么说 Don't talk about me like I'm not in the room, Bradley.
这样好点了吗 凯特 Is this better, Kate?
至少你这次是看着我 At least you're looking at me
而不是盯着手机了 instead of your phone for fucking once.
拜托 Oh, please.
你可爱你的手机了 You love your phone.
每次你连拉屎都要带着它 You take it with you every time you have to go take a shit.
你有必要在他面前说这个吗 Do you really have to say that in front of him?
他和我们一样要拉屎 He shits just as much as we do.
我的老天 Oh, my God.
凯特 每个人都要拉屎 Everybody shits, Kate.
不许看手机 Don't.
你动一下试试 Don't you dare.
天啊 Oh, my God.
把这该死的行为记下来 Jot that fucking down.
快写下来 Write it down.
二 布拉德利 菲尔德
2013年 和奥吉分开后一年
最近 达比一直觉得很煎熬 Lately, Darby had been feeling stuck,
想要逃避毕业后 longing to escape the discomforts
生活上的不适感和不确定性 and uncertainties of her postgraduate existence.
更糟的是 她不停地遇见 To make matters worse, she was constantly faced
她所认为的"不可思议的女性" with a phenomenon she deemed "the impossible woman."
不可思议的女性衣着考究 The impossible woman was impeccably dressed,
皮肤干爽 没有汗迹 her skin remarkably un-sweaty,
背着轻巧的手包 her handbag light,
就好像 她只需要一张地铁卡和一支口红 as if all she required to glide glamorously through life
就能魅力四射 安稳地生活 was a metro card and a tube of lipstick.
-抱歉 -与此相反 达比 - Sorry. - Darby, by comparison,
在生活的各个方面都感觉很迷茫 幽闭恐惧 felt lost and claustrophobic in all areas of her life.
-哟 -嗨 陌生人 - Yo. - Hey, stranger.
你看起来很不一样 You look different.
我喜欢你邋遢的样子 真好看 I'm digging the scruff. It's great.
你好像流了很多汗 You're sweating, like, a lot.
是的 地铁上没有空调 Yeah, I've been on a subway car with no AC,
然后我还拖着你的东西走了六个街区 and then I had to carry your shit for six more blocks.
为什么不打车呢 Why didn't you just take a cab?
我可没钱 大富翁先生 天啊 I'm not made of money, Mr. Monopoly man. God.
抱歉 我花了快六个月才把东西拿过来 Sorry it took me, like, six months to drop this off.
事实上 我是在用你的充电器 我很需要 Honestly, I was using your charger. I needed it.
谢谢你打扫了办公室 Well, thanks for cleaning out the office.
-客气 -这里面有什么 - Yeah. - What's in here, anyway?
刚刚说的充电器 The aforementioned charger
还有一把雨伞 and, like, an umbrella-- yep--
还有你的"外出午餐"石 and your "out to lunch" rock.
太棒了 我需要它 Great. I needed this.
还有凯特的一条围巾 Oh, and one of Kate's, uh, scarves, I think.
嗯 好吧 Oh, yeah. Well...
只能寄给她了 have to get that back to her via post.
你懂的 毕竟离婚了 You know, with the divorce and everything.
等等 什么 Wait. What?
-是的 -什么时候的事 - Oh, yeah. - When did that happen?
几个月之前吧 A few months ago.
我们在一起十一年了 刚结婚一年 We were together 11 years and married for one.
短暂得让人尴尬 Embarrassingly short marriage.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
-这可太糟了 我很遗憾 -没事 - That sucks. I'm so sorry. -No, it's fine.
我们命中无缘吧 You know, wasn't meant to be.
你呢 How 'bout you?
你找到意中人了吗 Have you, uh, you know, found "the one"?
还没 No.
倒是在相亲网站上见识了一些废柴 Uh, found some losers on Match.com.
-差不多吧 -婚礼上和你一起来的那个男生呢 - It's close. - What about that guy you brought to the wedding?
-奥吉 -是的 - Augie? - Yeah.
我们分开了 他搬去华盛顿特区了 Oh. No. Augie moved to D.C.
真糟糕 Well, that sucks,
你们是很可爱的一对儿 'cause you guys were really cute together.
你和凯特在一起的时候也很可爱 You and Kate seemed really cute together.
你着急走吗 Are you in a hurry?
要不要喝点什么 I mean, you want a drink or something?
好啊 Yeah, sure.
这儿有水 苏打水 龙舌兰 Water? Uh, soda? Tequila?
这个时间喝龙舌兰有点早了 Um, it's kind of early for tequila.
那就喝点红酒吧 Wine, it is.
你这儿可太乱了 This is a real shithole.
嗯 我死肥宅 Yeah, I'm-- I'm squattin'.
你很喜欢艺术吧 Hey, you actually like art.
我以为你只是 Here I thought you were just cravenly profiting
从千禧一代的白痴手中赚点小钱 off of the idiocy of millennial culture.
事实上 我大学就开始收集画作了 Actually, I've been, uh, collecting since college.
大学开始 认真的吗 Since college? For real?
该死 我落伍了 Ugh, fuck. I'm behind.
你还在摄影吗 You still taking photos?
是的 Yeah. Yeah.
这真是 谢谢 This is--oh, thank you.
这里真是太棒了 This is gorgeous.
这里的一切 我的天啊 This--all this stuff. Oh, my God.
这个沙发好软 This couch is so soft.
我这样摸着你的沙发 是不是很奇怪 Is it weird that I'm just petting your couch?
一点也不 No, not at all.
你要做的就只是和有钱人闲聊 You know, all you gotta do is schmooze some rich people
谈论投资什么的 这些就都是你的了 for some investment capital, and all this could be yours.
所以你找到工作了吗 So did you land somewhere?
我很抱歉公司倒闭了 I mean, I felt bad when we folded.
嗯嗯 我找了一些餐饮方面的工作 Yeah, I--like, I picked up some catering jobs,
我还在一些破派对上 and um, I run this, like, iPad photo booth
开了一个iPad照相亭 没什么 at these horrible parties. It's whatever.
你呢 What about you?
现在跟你说这个感觉不太好 Well, I kind of feel bad about telling you this now.
博物馆停掉我们的业务之后 When the museum shut us down,
我突发奇想 well, I got creative,
找了个投资人 and I got this investor
把我的博物馆导览概念做成了手机应用 to turn my museum-touring concept into an app.
天啊 真有你的 God, of course you did.
这个是谁的作品 Um, who did this one?
那个 Oh, that one.
我从以前经常坐在东百老汇大街 That one, I bought off this guy
F站外面的那个人手里买下来的 that used to sit outside the East Broadway F stop.
我还挺喜欢的 I kind of love it.
凯特讨厌这幅画 Kate hated it.
她说这是"灼烧视网膜的玩意" She called it "the thing that burns my retinas."
确实 但这恰恰是它的妙处所在 很强烈 Well, yeah, I mean, but that's what makes it great. It's intense.
-说得对 -就是 - Exactly. - Yeah.
想吃东西吗 You hungry?
要不要点个馅饼 Want me to order a pie?
这个时候 我就觉得自己要出汗了 And at this point, I feel like I'm starting to sweat,
因为我已经穿着西服坐了一个小时了 because I've been sitting in my suit for an hour,
所以我走出来下了楼梯 so I head out to come down the stairs,
这时 就感觉非常好了 and at this point, I feel pretty good about myself.
不会吧 怎么了 No. What?
我走出来 她就在楼梯下面 And I walk out, and she's at the bottom of the staircase
跟我父母和朋友在一起 with my parents and my friends.
他们都准备好去婚礼场地了 You know, they're all getting ready to go to the venue,
她看着我 然后说 and she just looks at me and she says,
"就冲你脸上的玩意 我绝对不嫁给你" "I'm not marrying whatever's on your face."
什么 What?
-所以我又上楼 刮了胡子 -不是吧 - So I went back upstairs, and I shaved. - No.
太惨了 That's tragic.
我喜欢你的胡子 I like the beard.
我也说不好 I don't know.
我家人非常喜欢她 但是 My family really loved her, you know, but...
自从离婚之后 我一直躲着他们 I've just been avoiding them ever since the divorce.
况且 我也清楚自己也不完美 Besides, I'm sure I wasn't perfect either.
也许吧 Yeah, maybe.
也可能 是她太差劲了 Or maybe she's just, like, lame.
我想告诉你一件事 I want you to know something.
我不是什么变态 Like, I'm not some creeper.
我不是特意选了你 I mean, I didn't have you picked out or anything.
我也不是 Me neither.
不过 我一直都觉得你很性感 I always thought you were cute, though.
是百吉饼吗 Are those bagels?
不止这些 And that's not all.
低因加糖 Light and sweet...
跟我很像 Not unlike myself.
我下午三点之前都没事 So I don't have anything till 3:00 today.
你呢 You?
我有工作 I have work.
下班后再过来 Come back after?
你肯定离婚了吧 确定吧 You're definitely divorced? Like, you're sure?
我不会回来 发现 I'm not gonna come back and...
凯特拿着屠刀等着我吧 Kate's gonna be, like, waiting for me with a butcher knife?
她会拿枪等着 She'd use a gun.
他可以跟任何人在一起 为什么是我 And he could be with whoever he wanted. I mean, why me?
你真的是等着听恭维的话吗 Are you really fishing for compliments right now?
好吧 不过 玛洛莉 Okay, but Mallory,
她前妻可以说是我见过的最性感的女人了 his ex is, like, the hottest woman I've ever seen.
太好了 Great.
她是前妻 他现在跟你在一起了 She's his ex. He's with you now.
我倒是希望我老板也值得一上 看看 I mean, I wish my boss was fuckable. Come on.
我们还需要再来点小玉米卷 沃伊奇克先生 We need more tiny tacos, Mr. Wojcik.
下了班后 达比去了21世纪 After her shift, Darby went to Century 21
买了一身贵得要死的行头 and bought a new outfit she couldn't afford,
然后直接去了布拉德利家 then went directly back to Bradley's.
第二天晚上也是 And again the next night,
第三天晚上也是 and the night after that.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Oh, thank you. - Of course.
9A号 Okay, uh, 9A.
-你最好了 莱尼 -需要帮忙吗 - You're the best, Lenny. - Need a hand?
这两位曾经在窗明几净的办公室里 These two people who once spent every day together
朝夕相处的人 in a brightly-lit office
现在每夜在黑暗中 were now spending every night
如胶似漆 缱绻娇喘 entangled and panting in the darkness,
而他们之前的老板和员工的关系 and their previous relationship as employer and employee
让他们的性爱 furthermore infused their sex
进一步充满了欢愉 with something practically transcendent.
上班期间做爱 你个小贱货 Oh, fucking on the job, you dirty little slut!
对 Oh, fuck. Yeah.
我就是又懒又骚的小贱货 I'm a dirty, lazy slut.
我的工作一点都没做 I haven't finished any of my work.
我好愧疚 I feel bad.
要是我不喜欢的话 那就太浪费了 If I don't like it, it was really expensive.
不用这样 Oh, please don't.
-我也不知道 -谢谢 - I don't know. - Thank you.
以前健康课上给我们看的 Ugh, it looks like those pictures of smoker's lung
烟民的肺的照片 they used to show us in health class.
来吧 达比 尝尝 Come on, Darby, just try it.
咸口的吧 Salty?
-吃着太冤大头了 -好吧 - Tastes overpriced. - Good.
B Hey, B.
-天啊 罗拉 -你怎么样 - Oh, my God. Lola. - How you doing?
好久不见 How are you?
-你看... -你状态真好 - Well... - Well, you look...amazing.
-恭喜 -别拍马屁了 - Congratulations. - Don't blow smoke up my ass.
我知道自己什么德性 I know what I look like.
我都不敢相信自己还出来接待客户 I can't believe I'm still out with clients.
你试试不喝酒跟这帮混蛋打交道 You try talking to these fuckers sober.
-太难受了 -要不要坐下来 - It's hell. - Um, do you want to sit down?
我可以挪一挪 I can just scooch over.
达比 这是罗拉 Oh, um, Darby, Lola.
罗拉 这是达比 我女朋友 Lola, this is, uh, Darby, my girlfriend.
你可真行 Oh, good for you.
凯特配不上他 Kate didn't deserve him.
我同意 I agree.
好吧 管他呢 Sure. What the hell?
我都快生的人了 In my third trimester.
好吧 Yeah, okay.
-你好 -需要什么 女士 - Hi. - Yes, ma'am?
能不能给我来半杯 Uh, can I get a half glass?
-红色的果汁 -这就来 - Something, uh, big and red. - Coming right up.
谢谢 这样吧 Great, thanks. Actually, you know what?
-还是来一满杯吧 -没问题 - Just make it a full glass. - Certainly.
罗拉和我是同届同学 So um, Lola and I went to school together.
不 事实上我是去上学的 No, actually, I went to school.
这位倒爷是微机室门口卖大麻的 Mr. Business here sold weed out of the computer lab.
没有助学贷款啊 No student loan debt.
我去趟洗手间 Um, I'm gonna hit the head.
你们先聊 You guys...chat it out.
你怎么认识布拉德利的 So um, how do you know Bradley?
我们以前一起工作 Um, we used to work together.
你是馆长吗 Oh, are you a curator?
不 我倒是想呢 No. I wish.
我只 我只是他以前那家 I just--I was just a tour guide
博物馆的讲解员 for the museum thing he used to do.
对 我们投资过那家 Oh, wow. Yeah. We invested in that.
是啊 Oh. Yeah.
应该坚持做房地产的 Should've stuck with real estate.
有意思 Mm, that's funny.
那你现在做什么呢 Uh, so what do you do now?
-女士 -谢谢 - Ma'am. - Oh, bless.
我是个摄影师 Um, I'm a photographer.
我也是 Me too.
-不是吧 -真的 - No way. - Yeah
天啊 Oh, my God.
你现在手头在做什么 What are you working on right now?
努力走出杂志摄影师这圈子 Well, trying to get out of editorial, mostly,
但你懂的一个人情经常就变成一为期半年的项目 but you know how a favor can turn into a six-month project.
-天啊 当然 -嗯 - Oh, my God. Totally. - Yeah.
你呢 你拍什么方面的内容 What about you? What's your thing?
你知道的 就是生活方式那方面 Um, you know, just sort of, like, lifestyle stuff.
捕捉精彩瞬间什么的 Moment-capturing, that kind of thing.
很酷 Very cool.
你是受委托还是在跟美术馆合作 Are you, uh, commissioning or working with a gallery?
没 现在没有 但我在找 Not--not right now, but I'm looking.
现在简直回到了荒野西部 Well, it is the Wild West these days.
千禧一代拿个平板电脑 Every millennial with an iPad
就他妈觉得自己是艺术家了 你懂吧 thinks they're a fucking artist, you know?
不好意思 Excuse me.
不过讲真 Seriously, though, um,
让布拉德利给我们搭个线 have Bradley connect us,
因为我想看看你的作品 'cause I'd love to see your stuff.
我或许能给你介绍些工作 你懂的 I could maybe hand off some gigs, you know.
-当然 -好的 我得走了 - Oh, absolutely. - Okay. I gotta run.
这个小混蛋让我心口痛 This little fucker's giving me some serious heartburn.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
见到你总是很高兴 Always a pleasure to see you.
见到你很高兴 Nice seeing you.
你还抽烟吗 Hey, do you still smoke?
抽啊 Uh, I do.
你确定 Um, you sure?
没事 就抽几口 Oh, yeah, it's fine. Just a couple puffs.
-很高兴认识你 -我也是 - Great meeting you. - Great meeting you.
期待你的作品 Can't wait to see your stuff.
-再见 B -她人很好吧 - See you, B. - Isn't she great?
是啊 Yeah.
她会是个好妈妈的 She's gonna be a great mom.
你不会是要搬去跟他同居吧 You're not, like, moving in with him already, are you?
什么 不 不 What? No. No.
我要在这做个暗房什么的 I'm--I'm doing, like, a darkroom thing in here.
我在上摄影课 I'm taking this photography class,
因为布拉德利的摄影师朋友让我很有压力 'cause Bradley's photographer friend stressed me out.
她说"让我看看你的作品" She was like, "Oh, I just-- let me see your stuff."
我就像"贱人 我没作品" And I was like, "Bitch, I don't have stuff."
好吧 显然有人找到了我的阿德拉 Okay, someone clearly found my Adderall.
不 不 No, no.
我只是在经历一场小却真实的生活恐慌 I'm just having, like, a small-but-real life panic.
为什么 因为布拉德利的朋友吗 Why? Because of Bradley's friend?
对 他们都那么成功 Yes. They're so successful.
他们就像是 他们光鲜亮丽 And they're like-- they have perfect skin,
他们懂葡萄酒搭配 and they know about wine pairings.
姐妹 你不能跟他们比 Dude, you can't compare yourself to them.
我只是觉得很失败 I just feel like such a loser.
你真的觉得 Do you seriously think
他们在我们这个年纪时就无所不知了吗 they had it all figured out at our age?
不 No.
他们可能还在嗑安眠酮呢 They were probably, like, doing ludes.
他们没那么老 They're not that old.
我妈妈一直说安眠药是她最喜欢的药 My mom always said ludes were her favorite drug.
你知道 我只想让布拉德利知道 You know, I just want Bradley to know
他在跟一个知道自己要什么 that he's with, like, a woman who knows what she wants,
并为之努力争取的女人交往 and she's not afraid to go after it.
当然 没毛病 Sure. Totally.
但 你懂的 你不用表现给谁看 But like, you know, you don't have to perform for someone.
你应该受人喜爱 You should be loved
因为你的呆头呆脑 for the little derp-de-derp that you are.
也许这是好事 But maybe it's good.
这就是 Like, this is just, like,
-我需要的当头棒喝 -好吧 - the kick in the ass that I need. - Cool.
我想问的是 So my real question is,
袜子上粘的这是通心粉吗 is this a single penne stuck to a sock?
不是 No.
这是秘密 That's private.
蠢 Derp.
我跟你们说这个因为这是真相 And I tell you this because it's truth,
真相是丑陋的 and truth is ugly.
但真相也是美丽的 But truth is also beautiful.
只有富有激情的人 The only people who will make it as a artist
才能成为艺术家 are people who have passion.
不是那种"我爱汉堡包"的激情 Not passion like, "Oh, I love hamburger."
我说的是真正的激情 I'm talking about real passion.
你们当中谁愿意为你们的艺术献身 Who among you would die for your art?
这公寓真棒 This apartment is amazing.
我不敢相信他有自己的洗衣机和烘干机 I can't believe he has his own washer and dryer.
天啊 Oh, my God.
如果你想和这男的约会 Um, you have to up your underwear game
你要更新一下你的内衣 if you're gonna date this guy.
这个就像是 This is like some
"孤女安妮"才会穿的 达比 "Little Orphan Annie" shit, Darby.
讲真 Honestly,
这地方他妈的就是宫殿 this place is a fucking palace.
你要是搞砸了 我会杀了你 If you fuck this up for us, I will kill you.
真的很棒 Yeah, it's, like, legit.
请别把赤霞珠洒到沙发上 Hey, please don't spill cab on the sofa.
小心点 拜托 Focus, please.
说得好像我会浪费掉一滴一样 As if I would waste a drop of this.
你想让我给你摆个姿势吗 Do you want me to pose for you?
裸体不行 Not nude.
除非你不把我的脸拍进去 Well--well, unless you, like, frame my head out.
-那你就愿意拍裸照了 -是的 - And then you would do nude? - Yeah.
不要啦 作业主题是"内心生活" No, the assignment was "inner life."
所以... So...
女士们 Ladies.
-你好 -太好了 你们找到赤霞珠了 - Hi. - Oh, nice. You found the cab.
是的 We did.
很好喝 谢谢你 It's very nice. Thank you.
太厉害了 So amazing.
你们玩得开心 You guys enjoy.
-谢谢 -对了 我给你又买了尼可戒 - Thank you. - Oh, I got you more Nicorette.
放在床头柜了 It's on the nightstand.
你真是全世界最棒的女人 You're, like, the most amazing woman ever.
吉姆从没那样赞美过我 Jim has never said that about me.
-你也没那么棒啦 -我还是挺棒的 - You're not that amazing. - I'm pretty amazing.
我能说什么呢 What can I say?
我是史上最好的女友 I'm the best girlfriend that's ever existed.
无趣 Boring.
缺乏洞察力 Lacks insight.
用力过猛 Too much effort.
怎么说呢 Is--how do I say--
很吃力[汗湿] sweaty.
汗湿 Sweaty?
你是指他的脸上有汗吗 Like, his face is sweaty?
你努力过头了 继续努力 You're trying too hard. Keep trying.
抱歉 你叫我继续努力 但又说我努力过头... Sorry, just--keep trying, but I'm trying too--
就是这样 Precisely.
这张很不错 This is something.
看光如何指引目光 Look how the light is directing the eye.
真美 Beautiful.
达比默默退出了她的摄影课 Darby quietly withdrew from her photography class
渐渐地 她不再摄影了 and, little by little, stopped taking photos altogether.
乘着布拉德利生活的筏 It was so much easier to just drift away
随波漂走 要容易得多 on the raft of Bradley's life.
惊喜吧 Surprise!
我想他真的没料到 I think he's really surprised.
这位画家 Yes, this guy, um,
以前在东百老汇大街F站外面作画 who used to paint outside the East Broadway F stop.
我们常开玩笑说 Our joke is that, um,
它是"灼烧视网膜的玩意" we call it "the thing that burns our retinas."
你好啊 Oh, hello.
洗衣房里还有香槟吗 Do we have any more champers in the laundry room?
应该有 I think so, yeah.
基本上这种酸性清漆会覆盖在画布表面 Essentially this acidic varnish that will coat the canvas
使外层变坚硬 so that--you know, will harden the shell.
他们仍在研究 还在做各种测试 但... They're still working on it. They're still running tests, but uh...
真酷 Oh, cool.
你看布拉德利 Hey, look at Bradley.
宝宝太可爱了 我融化了 It's so cute. Oh, my God.
是的呀 Yeah.
你是想... 有一天你想当父亲吗 Are you wanting to have-- you want to have a kid one day, or what?
你想得太远了 吉米 Slow down, Jimmy.
你的身体真... Wow, your body's just--
你还好吗 Hey. You good?
-那场派对上很多闪光灯 -是啊 - Lot of strobe lights at that party. - Yeah.
但很好玩 对吧 It was fun, though, right?
对 没错 很好玩 Yeah. Yeah, no. It was fun.
好 Okay.
我的朋友们很喜欢你 My friends really love you, you know.
他们都很棒 Yeah, no, they're-- they're really great.
你没事吧 You okay?
没事 就是需要某人 Yeah, I just need somebody to, uh,
来拦住我冲上去把水桶塞进那鼓手屁眼 keep me from shoving that bucket up that drummer's ass.
你按摩放松一下就好了 宝贝 You just need a massage, babe.
也许吧 Maybe.
我们找个地方喝一杯吧 不然我要尿裤裆里了 Let's just go get a drink somewhere before I piss myself.
-走吧 -天啊 对 - Come on. - Oh, my God, yes.
我们去个可以热舞的地方 好吗 Let's go somewhere we can dance. Yeah?
不行 宝贝 你穿着护腿不能跳舞 No, sweetheart. You can't dance with your boot.
别拦着我嘛 吉姆 Do not hold me down, Jim.
我不是想拦着你 I'm not trying to hold you down.
我只是在为你着想 I'm actually just trying to look out for you.
你觉得怎么样 你还玩得动下一场吗 Yeah? What do you say? Got another one in you?
我真的不想漫无目的地闲逛 I really don't feel like wandering around
就为了找个地方喝酒 just looking for a place to drink.
附近一定就有的 I'm sure there's somewhere close.
那间有泡菜鸡尾酒的店是不是就在这附近 Hey, isn't that place with the picklebacks, like, around here?
是的 天啊 Yes. Oh, my God.
你是指那间 You mean the place with those, like,
有巨型泡沫塑料杯和超火辣消防员的店吗 giant Styrofoam cups and those hot firemen.
我可以尿在泡沫塑料杯里 走吧 I'll pee in a Styrofoam cup. Let's go.
我快得尿路感染了 快走啊 I'm 'bout to get a UTI. Come on!
好 我随时能出发 Okay, I'm ready. Okay.
你一定要去见识这个地方 太疯狂了 You have to see this place. It's insane.
他们卖的酒全是用超大汽水杯子装的 They serve, like, all their drinks in this one Big Gulp size.
听起来很有意思 That sounds amazing.
但我宁愿回家睡觉 I think I'd rather sleep.
好吧 老头子 Okay, old man.
拜托 我特地来布鲁克林 Come on. Came out to Brooklyn.
请你朋友们吃了晚餐 Took your friends to dinner.
放过我吧 我很累了 Cut me some slack. I'm tired.
-好吧 -泡菜鸡尾酒走起 你们去不去 - Okay. - All right, picklebacks. You guys coming?
不了 我们不去了 Um, no, we're gonna sit this one out.
-拜托去嘛 -玩得开心啦 - Please! Please! - Have fun. Have fun.
-再见 -爸比妈咪 一起去嘛 - Good-bye. Bye. - Mom and Dad, please?
-你能不能抱我走 -走吧 - Will you carry me? - Get out of here.
-不行啦 好吧 -再见 - No, I can't. Okay, yeah. - Bye.
你能不能小心... Would you just be little bit--ow.
对不起 I'm-- Sorry.
你可以和你朋友们一起去的 你知道的吧 You know you can go with your friends, right?
不了 我想陪着你 No, I want to stay with you.
而且我不想我们莫名吵起来 And I don't want to, like, be in a weird fight.
-我们没有莫名吵起来 -好吧 - We're not in a weird fight. - Okay.
三个月后
-达比 -谢谢你 莱尼 - Darby. - Thank you, Lenny.
-应该的 -谢谢 - Of course. - Thank you.
宝贝 Hey, baby.
怎么了 Hey, what's wrong?
天啊 Oh, my God. Hey.
怎么了 出什么事了 What's going on? What's wrong?
我爸爸... My dad...
我爸爸去世了 My dad died.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
他是猝死的 He just dropped dead.
在浴室里 严重心脏病发作 In the shower. Massive heart attack.
亲爱的 Baby...
这太疯狂了 It's so crazy.
他以前跑过三个马拉松 He's run, like, three marathons.
从高中后就没再吃红肉了 He hasn't eaten red meat since high school.
真该死 You know, fuck, man.
真不敢相信我浪费那么多时间跟他冷战 I can't believe I wasted so much time not talking to him.
为那些愚蠢的事发火 You know, just being angry over stupid bullshit.
听着 Hey, listen.
他肯定知道你有多爱他 I'm sure he knew how much you loved him.
我说不好 I don't know.
希望如此 I mean, I hope so.
好了 说明上说你应该... Okay, it says, um, you're supposed to apply a new--
我知道怎么用尼古丁贴片 I know how to put on a nicotine patch.
真不敢相信我进去后 爸爸将不在那了 I can't believe my dad's not gonna be in there when I walk in.
他的一部分会在的 知道吗 I mean, part of him will be. You know?
他的灵魂会在那 His spirit will be in there.
嗯 Yeah.
我不怎么信那些 小达 I don't really believe in that kind of shit, Darb.
不 我也不信 No. I mean, me neither. I--I don't know.
我只是想说点安慰你的话 I was just trying to say something sweet.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
对不起 我只是... I'm sorry. I just...
我只是不用你现在说任何话 I just don't need you to say anything right now.
好的 Okay.
谢谢 亲爱的 Thanks, babe.
天啊 Oh, man.
妈 Oh, Mom.
你还好吗 How you doing?
还行 All right.
我给你弄点吃的 Uh, let me make you a plate.
妈 我现在不想吃东西 Oh, Mom, I can't eat right now.
-太遗憾了 布拉德利 -翠西 - I'm so sorry, Bradley. - Oh, Trish.
太糟糕了 It's so awful.
我最爱乔叔叔了 Uncle Joe was my favorite.
他是那样疼爱你 He loved you so much.
我们只能心怀感激 And we just have to be grateful,
因为那算是一个人离开这个世界 because it's truly the most painless way
最不痛苦的方式了 for a person to leave this Earth.
心脏病 A heart attack?
至少过程很快 Well, at least it was quick.
我是达比 Uh, I'm Darby.
巴基 小巴 Oh, Bucky. Buck.
我是翠西 Um... Uh, Trish.
-布拉德利的表姐 -当然 - Bradley's cousin. - Of course.
谢谢你来陪伴 Well, um, thank you for being here
我家人 for my family.
我去看看厨房需不需要帮忙 Uh, I'm gonna see if anyone needs help in the kitchen.
好 Okay.
莎伦 Oh, um, Sharon,
你想让我用手擦干这些杯子吗 uh, do you want me to hand-dry these,
还是风干就行 or is air-drying them okay?
扔洗碗机里就行 亲爱的 Oh, just throw them in the dishwasher, honey.
都是便宜货 They're from Target.
不过你能把千层面端出来吗 But can you put the lasagna out?
当然 Yes. Of course.
谢谢 Thank you.
别不放金属架就直接放桌上 Don't put it down without a trivet.
金属架 A...trivet?
莎伦姑妈刚重新铺的桌面 Aunt Sharon just restored this table.
抱歉 很好看 Sorry, it's-- it's beautiful.
还有什么我能帮忙的吗 Um, is there anything else I can help with?
应该没有 Uh, don't think so.
你休息一下吧 找点吃的 Why don't you take a break, get something to eat?
不 我喜欢在派对帮忙 No, I--I like a job at a party.
能让场面不那么尴尬 It sort of makes things less awkward,
即便派对是个葬礼 even when the party's a funeral.
不 我不是那个意思 No, that--um, that came out wrong.
不给罗利叔叔抱一个吗 No hug for your Uncle Rory?
什么 Sorry?
你不是哈维和洛琳三胞胎中的一个吗 Aren't you one of Harvey and Lorraine's triplets?
不是 我是布拉德利的女朋友 Uh, no, I'm-- I'm Bradley's girlfriend.
我不知道他在和模特约会呢 I didn't know he was dating a model.
天呐 My God.
凯特 谢谢你能来 Oh, Kate, thanks so much for coming.
你还好吗 You okay?
凯特 Katie.
我的宝贝 Oh, my baby girl.
希望您不介意我来 I hope it's okay that I came.
说什么呢 What are you talking about?
我们家的大门永远向你敞开 You never need an invitation.
没关系 Oh. It's okay.
发泄出来吧 It's okay. Let it out.
乔很喜欢你 Joe loved you so much.
-我去拿杯水 -好的 - I'm gonna get a glass of water. - Yeah. Of course.
达比 你好 Darby. Hello.
你好 凯特 Hi. Hi, Kate.
上次见你好像还是我的婚礼 I think the last time I saw you was at my wedding.
对 那晚非常棒 Yeah, that was a really beautiful evening.
我知道这超级尴尬 I know this is incredibly awkward,
但我只想说 but I just wanted to say,
我没想过我和布拉德利会走到一起 I didn't think Bradley and I would end up dating.
亲爱的 Oh, honey,
别在这说那件事 好吗 we're not gonna do that here, okay?
很高兴见到你 It was good to see you.
你在这呢 Hey, there you are.
你怎么样 Um, how are you holding up?
你需要什么吗 Are you--like, do you-- what--do you need anything?
-我能帮什么忙 -不 我没事 - How can I help? - No, no, I'm okay. I'm, um...
-我只是想为我妈坚强点 -嗯 - I'm just trying to hang in there for my mom. - Yeah.
但这... You know? But it's--
-很高兴感受到大家对他的爱戴 -是啊 - it's nice to feel all the love in the room for him. - Yeah.
来的人可真不少 It's, like, an amazing turnout.
也很高兴看到凯特来了 And it's so good that Kate's here.
是啊 我妈很喜欢她 Yeah, my mom really loves her.
但是 But, um...
-我该回去了 -是的 - I should probably get back in there. - Yeah.
我只是想说... I just want to say that...
失去父母中的一位可能是 it's like, losing a parent's probably the most devastating thing
一个人经历的最心碎的事情 that a person goes through,
我也不知道 and um, I'm not-- I don't--I don't know.
我没说我能体会 I'm not saying that I can relate.
我没那个意思 Like, I'm--I c-- I'm not implying that I can,
因为我父母还都活着 'cause my parents are alive.
听着 我很高兴你在这陪我 Hey, listen. I'm--I'm really glad you're here,
-但我应该回去了 -是的 是的 - but I should probably get back in there. - Yes, yes. Yes.
你的第一次圣餐照片超可爱 You look so cute in your First Communion photo.
-达比 -嗯 - Hey, Darby? - Mm-hmm?
-我真的该回去了 -嗯 - I really need to get back in there. - Yeah.
所以 So...
-好的 -好 - Okay. - Okay.
很多人都知道 As many of you know,
我和布拉德利结婚前几年 我父亲去世了 we lost my father a few years before Bradley and I got married.
乔瑟夫提出要陪我走红毯 Joseph offered to walk me down the aisle.
总之 我们站在礼拜堂外 So anyway, we're standing outside the sanctuary,
他特别温柔 他跟我说 and he's being so tender, and he's telling me
我穿着婚纱有多漂亮 how beautiful I look in my wedding gown,
然后 《婚礼进行曲》开始播放 and then, just as the bridal chorus starts,
他又说 尤其是你的奶子 he adds, "Especially your tits."
乔瑟夫喜欢奶子 Joseph was a tit man!
莎伦 抱歉 Sharon, I'm sorry.
抱歉 我必须要讲这故事 I'm sorry. I had to share that story.
-他喜欢奶子 -他喜欢奶子 - Well, he was a tit man. - He was a tit man!
谢谢 Thank you.
很遗憾 我从没见过菲尔德先生 Sadly, I never met Mr. Field.
不对 我有见过 在你婚礼上 No, I did, at your wedding!
在你婚礼上 我有见过 At your wedding. I did.
我不是很了解他 Um, so I didn't really know him,
但我知道他是个很好的人 but I know he is a great guy,
因为他养育了一个最棒的儿子 because he made the most amazing son...
也喜欢奶子 who is also a tit man.
因为有其父必有其子 Because the apple doesn't fall far from the tits.
敬菲尔德先生 To Mr. Field.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我好像对千层面的某种东西过敏 I think I'm allergic to something in the lasagna.
-布拉德利 -什么事 妈妈 - Bradley? - Yes, Mom?
一切可好 Everything okay in there?
嗯 妈妈 一切都好 Yeah, Mom, everything's great.
我很抱歉你因为我而不得不提前离开 I'm sorry you had to leave early because of me.
没事 It's fine.
我可以明天再开车回去 I can drive back up there tomorrow.
你觉得我有给你妈妈留下好印象吗 Think I made a good impression on your mom?
请别生我气 布拉德利 Please don't be mad at me, Bradley.
我没生气 I'm not mad.
我爸死了 My dad died.
谢谢 Thanks.
这个战术奏效了 Okay, this strategy has paid off.
萨拉 该你了 Sara, go.
你能帮我下吗 Mm, can you just do my move for me?
不行 我刚入侵了你的领地 No, I can't do your move. I just invaded your territory.
吉姆 我真的一点不在乎 Jim, I literally don't give a single fuck.
我也不在乎 Yeah, I really don't give a fuck either.
等等 只有我对这游戏上心吗 Wait, guys, am I the only person invested in this game?
是的 Yes.
不好意思 夫人 Oh, uh, excuse me, ma'am,
这是私人住所 this is a private residence.
-我的天 -哟哟哟 - Oh, my God. - Well, well, well.
我以为你永远消失了 I thought you were gone for good.
我们都打算发布安珀警报了 We were gonna do an Amber alert.
你欠我们四千的基础设施费 Yeah, you owe us $4,000 in utilities.
抱歉 我会设置一个付款计划 I'm sorry. I will set up a payment plan.
你还错过了我的生日 And you missed my birthday.
抱歉 小玛 I'm sorry, Mal.
箱子里装的什么 Yo, what is in this box?
那个 Um, yeah.
布拉德利意识到他还没准备好恋爱 Bradley realized he was not ready to be in a relationship.
而且我 Also, um, I...
我在他爸爸的守灵上喝醉了 I got really drunk at his dad's wake.
我吐了千层面和波旁威士忌 I threw up, um, like, lasagna and bourbon,
我好像我发表了祝酒词 and um, I think I made a toast.
-好吧 -超级尴尬 - Okay. - It was really bad.
不 没事 No. That is okay.
我在吉姆表妹的成人礼上吐了 I mean, I puked at Jim's cousin's bat mitzvah,
男厕所里 in the men's room...
-嗯 -在拉比旁边 - Okay. - Next to the rabbi.
这一切都发生在他前妻面前 This all happened in front of his ex-wife.
好吧 你赢了 Oh, okay. You win.
所以不能再免费洗衣服了 So no more free laundry.
我得把钥匙还回去 I had to give the key back.
随便 Hey. Whatever.
我们角落里有洗衣机 I mean, we have the machines around the corner.
有人最近在里面撒尿 Someone's been pissing in them lately,
你用之前看看有没有积水 but you just have to check for puddles.
好的 Yeah, okay.
-我不知道 我们差点就交往一年了 -嗯 - I don't know. We almost made it a year, you know? - Yeah.
-11个月 -是的 -非常好了 - 11 months. - Yeah. - That's really good.
你可以四舍五入 You get to round up.
-很好 -好了 好了 - Good. - Okay, okay.
来 大家都过来 Come on, come on. Everybody in.
-好 -一起抱抱 - Okay. - Everybody in.
-心疼你 达比 -我们爱你 - We're sorry, Darby. - We love you.
谢谢你们 Oh, thanks, guys.
我不认识她 I don't know her.
又一年夏天到了 Another summer arrived,
和布拉德利分手的伤痛渐渐消失 and the sting of her breakup with Bradley subsided.
如此 达比终于得以 With that, Darby was finally
从残骸中得到启示 able to pull revelation from the wreckage.
尤吉妮娅 Hey, Eugenia?
嗨 我是达比 Hi. Um, it's Darby.
我以前跟你一起上摄影课 I used to be in the photo class with you.
那个 Um, listen.
我在想你能不能把你拍的 I was wondering if you would ever sell me
"内心生活"的照片卖给我 that "inner life" photo that you took.
我觉得很棒 I just think it's amazing,
我可以给你50 um, and I could give you, um, 50 bucks for it.
一百 100.
好吧 Oh. Um...okay.
我不知道我们还要讨价还价 I didn't know we were negotiating.
要的 We are.
很好 That's great.
我会很实诚 Uh, I will be honest.
我没有 这样吧 I don't--you know what?
我去趟自动取款机 I could go to an ATM.
就是一张照片而已 It was just a photo,
然而 却是一个更宏伟人生的开始 and yet, it was the beginning of a much bigger life.
真好看 That's awesome.
你拍的吗 Did you take that?
不是 No.