曾经有一次我在百货商店 观察女人试衣服 I was watching women in the department store trying on clothes.
我发现她们的做法 跟男人不一样 And I notice that they do it differently from men.
她们不穿上衣服 只是拿在面前比一比 Women don't try on the clothes, they get behind the clothes.
她们把衣服从衣架上拿下来… They take a dress off the rack...
…然后将衣服拿到自己身前 ...and they hold it up against themself.
好不好看她们能看出来 They can tell something from this.
她们还总是将一只脚猛往前伸 They stick one leg way out.
因为她们想知道 “假如有一天，我的一只脚成了45度…” They need to know, " If someday I'm one-legged at a 45-degree angle...
“…我该穿什么衣服呢” ...what am I gonna wear?"
你绝不会看到男人这么做 一个男人将衣服从衣架上取下来 You never see a man do that, see a guy take a suit off the rack...
…然后直接从头上套进去 “这衣服看着如何？我买了，看上去不错” ...put his head in the neck, go, "What about this suit? I'll get it. Looks fine.
“再穿双鞋子，我得确定一下” Put some shoes by the bottom of the pants. I want to make sure.
“太棒了，如果我走两步呢？ 我走，我走” Perfect. Now, what if I'm walking? Move the shoes, move the shoes.
“我再走” Move the shoes."
你在做什么 What are you doing?
好了，好了 All right. All right.
那个怎么了 那个呢 What's the matter with that? What about that one?
罗伯特·沃恩 Helsinki Formula的广告？ （Helsinki Formula化妆品品牌） Robert Vaughn, The Helsinki Formula?
他在Man From U.N.C.L.E中的表演很不错 （NBC公司制作的于1964首播的剧集， 历程5年，共105集。） He was good in Man From U.N. C.L.E.
猜猜谁的生日快到了 Guess whose birthday is coming up soon.
我知道，我知道 那周我还要动个牙根手术 I know. I know. I'm having my root canal the same week.
但愿你能找个医术高明点的医师 这可不是闹着玩的 I hope you got a good oral surgeon, because that can be very serious.
看，裸体 Hey, lookit. Naked people.
我不想看裸体 No, I don't want to see the naked people.
很久没看了吧 Been a while?
我还隐约记得上次与某人那个… I have a vague recollection of doing something with someone...
…但那是很久之前的事了 ...but it was a long, long time ago.
我记得我最后一次是在罗彻斯特 I think my last time was in Rochester.
当时我头发比现在可短多了 My hair was a lot shorter.
我记得那次还不错 I remember that it's a good thing.
如果再有机会，我还想再来一次 And someday, I hope to do it again.
怎么 What?
- 你那是什么表情啊 - 什么表情 - What was that look? - What look?
你刚刚看我的表情 The look you just gave me.
- 刚刚我有过什么表情吗 - 当然 - I gave a look? - Yes.
- 什么样的？ - 我明白那个意思 - What kind of a look? - I know that look.
- 到底是什么样的 - 我凭什么告诉你 - So, what was it? - Why should I tell you?
因为你是个表情大专家 Well, you're the big look expert.
让我看看你到底有多聪明 I want to see how smart you are.
相信我，那表情我绝对明白 Trust me. I know the look.
- 那么 - 什么 - So? - What?
- 怎么会有那种表情呢 - 我不知道 - What about the look? - I don't know.
- 你打什么鬼主意？ - 哪有 - You got something on your mind? - No.
你脑子想事想的太多了吧 Things pop into your head.
不是吗？ You?
我经常会想事 Things occur to me from time to time.
我也是 Yeah. Me too.
别指望你能把刚发生的事完全忘掉 Well, you can't expect to just forget the past completely.
对，当然 Well, no, of course not.
我是说，那就是我们做过的事 I mean, it's something we did.
大概有… Probably about...
…25次 ...what, 25 times.
37次 Thirty-seven.
是的，咱俩都清楚在那干的那些事 Yeah, we pretty much know what we're doing in there.
- 我们了解那的一切 - 毫无疑问 - We know the terrain. - No big surprises.
是的 Nope.
- 你觉得呢 - 我不知道，你觉得呢 - What do you think? - I don't know. What do you think?
那事值得考虑一下 Well, it's something to consider.
我是说，假如… - Yeah. - I mean, let's say...
…假如… ...what if...
- …我们做过？ - 假如？ ...we did? - What if?
难道这是世界末日还是怎么着？ Is that, like, the end of the world or something?
- 当然不是 - 那为什么有时我们想做的时候… - Certainly not. - Why shouldn't we be able to do that...
- …不能做？ - 对 ...once in a while if we want to? - I know.
我是说，真的，这有什么大不了的 I mean, really, what is the big deal?
咱俩就去那 We go in there...
…就一小会，然后再回来坐在这 ...we're in there for a while, then we come back out here.
这可没什么复杂的 That's not complicated.
如果我们没做还真是蠢呢 It's almost stupid if we didn't.
- 根本就是傻嘛 - 扯淡 - It's moronic. - Absurd.
当然… Course...
…我猜可能有些小问题 ...I guess maybe some little problems could arise.
总有这么些小问题 There are always a few.
我是说，假如什么事发生了… I mean, if anything happened...
然后我们就不能像现在这样做朋友 这样就不好了 ...and we couldn't be friends the way we are now, that would really be bad.
- 无法想象 - 因为现在这样非常好 - Devastating. - Because this is very good.
干那种事没什么问题 And that would be good.
干那种事也没什么问题 That would be good too.
现在要做的就是 把这种关系 The idea is to combine the this...
和那种事结合一下 ...and the that.
但是咱俩这关系不能被破坏 But this cannot be disturbed.
对，我们不但要这种关系 Yeah, we just want to take this...
还要那种事 ...and add that.
但是当然，我们得找到一种方法… But of course, we'd have to figure out a way...
…能避免那些小问题的产生 ...to avoid the things that cause the little problems.
也许定些规矩或则什么 Maybe some rules or something.
例如： For example:
现在，任何时候我有事就打电话给你 相反也一样 Now I call you whenever I'm inclined, and vice versa.
假如我们做了，我们也许会感觉… But if we did that, we might feel...
打电话问候就成了某种义务 ...a certain obligation to call.
为什么会这样呢 Well, why should that be?
我有个主意 I have an idea.
做完的第二天不准打电话 No calls the day after that.
太棒了 Beautiful.
就这么定了 Let's make it a rule.
好的，先生 All right, sir.
- 现在还有一个小规矩 - 说 - Now, here's another little rule. - Yeah.
我们现在见面之后… When we see each other now...
…我们可以安然的回家入睡 ...we retire to our separate quarters.
但是当人们做过那种事后… But sometimes when people get involved with that...
…通常会感到压力… ...they feel pressure...
很难入睡 ...to sleep over.
因为那 When that...
…根本就不是真睡 ...is not really sleep.
睡觉跟那个有明显的界限 我就不明白… Sleep is separate from that, and I don't see...
…为什么睡觉总是跟这种事… ...why sleep got all tied up and connected...
…有千丝万缕的联系 ...with that.
规矩2：可以选择是否一起过夜 Okay, okay, rule number two: Spending the night is optional.
算是达成一致了吧 Well, now we're getting somewhere.
不错 Good.
- 晚安吻呢 - 不好说 - What about the kiss good night? - Tough one.
听你的 Your call.
很小资 It's bourgeois.
就这样吧 Fine.
Well.
准备好了？ You ready?
好了 Ready.
你确定没问题了？ So you think you can handle this?
毫无疑问 Definitely.
- Hey. - Hey.
- 拿报纸了吗 - 还没呢 - Got the paper? - Not yet.
- 没有报纸 - 我还没出门呢 - No paper. - I haven't been out yet.
你忙活什么呢 Well, what's taking you so long?
Oh, yeah.
潜水侠怎么回事 （潜水侠是美国漫画人物） What's the deal with Aquaman?
他是没有能力上岸 还是被限制在水中了？ Could he go on the land, or was he just restricted to water?
不，我见过他上岸几次 No, I think I saw him on land a couple times.
你的工作如何了 So how's the job situation going?
还在找 Still looking.
情况不怎么好，你呢？ Pretty bad out there. What about you?
没什么大事，我昨晚跟伊莲睡了 Nothing much. I slept with Elaine last night.
氧气，我需要氧气 Oxygen. I need some oxygen.
- 这可是大件事 - 我觉得你会感兴趣的 - This is major. - I thought you'd like that.
这可不是小事！ Oh, this is huge!
- 我明白 - 好了，继续，具体点 - I know. - All right, okay. Let's go. Details.
不行，这可不能说 No, I can't give details.
- 什么？ - 我才不说具体的呢 - You what? - I can't give details.
不具体点？ No details?
没心情 I'm not in the mood.
你叫我来这吃饭 You ask me here to have lunch...
然后告诉我你睡了伊莲 ...tell me you slept with Elaine...
然后竟然告诉我没心情讲 ...and then say you're not in the mood for details.
你给我听仔细了 Now, you listen to me.
具体点给我讲！现在就讲！ I want details, and I want them right now.
我没有工作 我没地方可去 I don't have a job, I have no place to go.
你没心情？ 那你最好快点给我找找你那心情！ You're not in the mood? Well, you get in the mood!
好吧 All right. Okay.
当时我们俩在我的公寓里看电视 We were in my apartment, watching TV.
- 你们坐在什么上？ - 沙发 - Where you sitting? - On the couch.
- 互相靠着吗 - 没有，隔着远远的呢 - Next to each other? - Separate.
- 大概几点 - 11点左右 - Time? - Around 1 1.
继续讲 Okay, go ahead.
然后她在不停换台 So she's flipping around the TV...
然后就找到裸体频道 ...and she gets to the naked station.
这就是我不装有线电视的原因 因为有这种裸体频道 See, that's why I don't have cable, because of that naked station.
如果我能收到这个频道 我这电视估计永远都不会关了 If I had that in my house, I would never turn it off.
觉也不睡了 饭也不吃了 I wouldn't sleep. I wouldn't eat.
最后，消防队员破门而入 Eventually, firemen would break through the door.
发现我穿着睡衣留着哈喇子 They'd find me in my pyjamas with drool coming down my face.
那么你们当时正在看裸体频道 All right, so you're watching the naked station.
然后 And then...
不知怎地我们开始讨论 “假如我们做爱” ...somehow we started talking about, "What if we had sex?"
这些细节我没兴趣 Boy, these are really bad details.
我也不想说这些 但是要说具体细节是不是太成熟了点 It pains me to say this, but I may be getting too mature for details.
我讨厌别人这么说 I hate to hear this.
我最烦别人说成熟 Any kind of growth really irritates me.
- 听我说，那真是太爽了 - 比以前还爽？ - I'll tell you, it was really passionate. - Better than before?
她可能专门研究过了吧 She must have taken some kind of seminar or something.
太夸张了 你当时什么感觉？ This is all too much. So, what are you feeling?
接下来还有什么 你们现在又成一对了？ What's going on? Are you, like, a couple again now?
- 不完全是这样 - “不完全是这样”，这是什么话？ - Not exactly. - " Not exactly." What does that mean?
我们试着去创造一种环境 Well, we've tried to arrange a situation...
我们既可以偶尔做爱 ...where we'll be able to do this once in a while...
又可以当朋友 ...and still be friends.
怎么了 What?
你住哪 Where are you living?
你住这吗 你住地球上吗 Are you here? Are you on this planet?
这不可能 不肯能做到 It's impossible. It can't be done.
数千年来 人们就一直试图兼得鱼和熊掌 Thousands of years, people have tried to have their cake and eat it too.
突然间你们俩一凑 就开始办那事 So all of a sudden, the two of you are gonna come along and do it.
你有没有自知之明啊 Where do you get the ego?
不可能的，想都别想 No one can do it. It can't be done.
我觉得我们已经定好了玩法 I think we've worked out a system.
你知道你现在什么样吗？ 你就跟个可怜的赌徒一样 You know what you're like? You're like a pathetic gambler.
就像拉斯维加斯那些以为自己… One of these losers in Las Vegas who keeps thinking...
能想出什么招 好赢得二十一点的输家似的 ...he's gonna come up with a way to win at blackjack.
不，我们的玩法可不一般 我们是有规矩的 No, this is very advanced. We've designed a set of rules.
那些会破坏关系的事我们一概不做 以此保住我们的友情 That we can maintain the friendship by avoiding all the relationship pitfalls.
好吧，你给我说说规矩 All right, all right. Tell me the rules.
听着 Okay.
做完的第二天不准打电话 No calls the next day.
那么你们做完爱 第二天不用打电话 So you have the sex, next day, you don't have to call.
很好 That's pretty good.
- 继续 - 你要听下一个吗 - Go ahead. - You ready for the second one?
我不得不说，第一条很让我吃惊 I have to tell you, I'm very impressed with the first one.
可以选择 Spending the night:
是否在一起过夜 Optional.
不，不，看到了没？你太贪了 No. No. You see? You got greedy.
不，这是规矩，自愿的 No, that's the rule. It's optional.
我承认对女人的了解 I know less about women...
比起世上任何一个人都少 ...than anyone in the world.
但是据我所知 如果你们不过夜她们会很不爽 But the one thing I do know is, they're not happy if you don't spend the night.
一定是间非常的闷热的房间 没有空调 It could be a hot, sweaty room with no air conditioning...
屋里只有一张小军床 这么厚 ...and all they have is a little Army cot this wide.
你哪也别想去 You're not going anywhere.
- 我觉得你错了 - 我也希望如此 - I think you're wrong. - I hope I am.
- 这是你的还是你室友的？ - 我室友的 - Is this yours or the roommate's? - Roommate's.
- 我吃了她不会介意吧？ - 她对自己的东西可有数了 - Would she mind? - She keeps track of everything.
那太不幸了，因为我要吃了 Well, that's too bad, because I'm taking it.
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
那么… Well...
我好像得走了 ...guess I'll get going.
我明早还得做手术呢 回家里待着可能更好点 I got that root canal tomorrow morning. It'll be easy if I go home.
嗯，那就走啊 Fine. Go ahead.
我搞不懂，有问题吗？ I don't understand. Is there a problem?
我感觉一定有问题 I'm getting the impression there's a problem.
- 走就是了 - 明天我要动手术好不好 - Just go. - I'm having surgery tomorrow.
- 动手术！不过是去看牙医 - 你说过这可不是什么小事…… - Surgery! You're going to the dentist! - You said it could be very serious.
对啊，我说了，那你倒是走啊 Okay. So fine, go.
咱们的规矩呢？忘了？ What happened to the rules? Remember?
可以选择是否一起过夜 Sleeping over was optional.
- 这是我家，决定权在我 - 这跟谁家有什么关系 - It's my house, it's my option! - It has nothing to do with that!
当然有关系 - Of course it does. - Hi.
- 你好啊，杰瑞 你好 - Hi. - HI.
- Hi, Jerry. - Hi.
今晚的即兴表演课太充实了 Such a great improv class tonight.
真的？ Really?
我的即兴表演是…、 I had this improv...
…我演的是… ...where I pretended...
…我是游乐园的某售货亭 的一个服务人员 ...I was working in one of those booths in an amusement park...
游乐园里可以吹气球 还可以向小丑的嘴里打水枪 ...where you shoot water in the clown's mouth and blow up the balloon.
蒂娜，能不能给我们俩点时间 Tina, could you excuse us for just one second?
行 Yeah.
那我给你 I'll excuse you.
- 你这是干什么 - 我不能走了，你生气了 - What are you doing? - I can't go if you're mad.
我没有生气 I'm not mad.
你看起来有点生气的样子 You seem a little mad.
没有，杰瑞，绝对没有 No, Jerry, I'm fine. Really, it's okay.
真没事？ So you're okay with everything?
真没事 Definitely.
那你呢？ Are you?
我更没事了 Definitely.
那么… Well...
- …晚安 - 晚 … ...good night. - Good ni...
- 你想干什么？ - 什么？ - What are you doing? - What?
别忘了规矩 The rules.
嘿，谁把我的蛋糕吃了？ Hey, who took my cake?
你说送珠宝怎么样 多好的生日礼物 What about jewellery? That's a nice birthday gift.
哦，不，我可得仔细想想 Oh, no, I have to be very careful here.
我可不想她因为这礼物胡思乱想 尤其那天之后 I don't want to send the wrong message. Not after the other night.
- 那我送好珠宝了 - 不行 - Maybe I'll get her some jewellery. - No.
你送的东西不能比我的好 You can't get her anything better than me.
你不能超过我的价钱的一半 Whatever I spend, you have to spend half.
那你让我送什么啊？ 火箭炮泡泡糖？ What am I supposed to get, a bazooka?
你不明白 我们俩现在的关系非常微妙 You don't understand. I'm in a very delicate position.
无乱我送她什么 她都会找全国的专家帮她分析… Whatever I give her, she'll be bringing in experts from all over the country...
看看我的礼物到底代表什么 ...to interpret the meaning behind it.
那她需要什么东西 也许她有需要的东西呢 What does she need? Maybe there's something that she needs.
我记得她说过想要 好像是种长椅子 I think I heard her say something about a bench.
长椅子？ A bench?
- 什么样的？ - 不太清楚 - What kind of a bench? - I don't know.
- 她只是那么提了一嘴 - 像车站那种？ - She mentioned a bench. - What, like at a bus stop?
- 不知道 - 像公园的那种？ - I don't know. - Like a park bench?
不知道 I have no idea.
- 谁会在家里放那种椅子 - 这个还是算了吧 - Who puts a bench in the house? - Forget the bench!
有了，想送好东西？ 音乐盒如何？ I got it. You want something nice? What about a music box?
不行，这东西太情侣了 No, too relationship-y.
我是说，她一打开 然后就听到拉拉主题曲，我死定了 I mean, she opens it up, she hears that " Lara's Theme," I'm dead.
那精美相框如何… Okay, what about a nice frame...
…还带一张男人的照片 ...with a picture of another guy in it?
相框说：“我在乎你 但如果你认真的” The frame says, " I care for you, but if you want to get serious...
“我觉得你会更喜欢这种男人” ...perhaps you'd be interested in someone like this."
这家伙长得不错 Nice-looking fellow.
- 烛台怎么样？ - 过于浪漫了 - What about candleholders? - Too romantic.
- 女式内衣呢？ - 太那个了 - Lingerie? - Too sexual.
- 松饼机？ - 家庭生活味太浓了 - Waffle maker? - Too domestic.
尼尔森·洛克菲勒半身像？ Bust of Nelson Rockefeller?
政治味太浓了 Too gubernatorial.
还是看看卡片怎么写吧 Let's work on the card.
我得送别人个礼物 I had to buy a gift for someone.
最难的是不知道卡片怎么写 可把我愁死了 The hardest part is that card. The card is a killer.
我不知道该怎么写 I never know what it's supposed to say.
这个问题非常棘手 由于人们的关系是如此的复杂 And it's getting so tough, because the relationships are so complicated...
以至于这些贺卡公司 他们生产的贺卡 ...greeting-card companies now put out cards that are blank...
打开后里面全是空白 ...on the inside. Nothing.
啥都没写 好像公司说 No message. It's like the card company says:
“我们没招了，你自己想吧” "We give up. You think of something."
知道吗？ “75美分，我才懒得管那么多” You know? " For 7 5 cents, I don't want to get involved."
- 你可能会不喜欢 - 怎么会不喜欢呢 - Maybe you won't like it. - How could I not like it?
- 我肯定喜欢的 - 你不会喜欢 - Of course I'll like it. - You could not like it.
你能记得送我礼物 光这就足够了 Just the fact that you remembered means everything.
我当然记得 Of course I remembered.
你这俩月天天提醒着我 You reminded me every day for two months.
对了，贺卡 Oh, the card.
- 钞票？ - 你觉得怎么样？ - Cash? - What do you think?
你送我钞票？ You got me cash?
我觉得送你钞票 你想要什么就买点什么 This way, I figure you could go out and get yourself whatever you want.
不好吗？ No good?
你是谁啊，我叔叔吗？ Who are you, my uncle?
拜托，这可有182元呢 我觉得不少了 Hey. Come on, it's $1 82 there. I don't think that's anything to sneeze at.
那看看贺卡吧 Let me see the card.
送给我的非凡的女孩 "To a wonderful girl, a great pal...
最好的好哥们 ...and more."
Hey.
伊莲，你在这可太好了 别走，我去去就来，别走哦 Elaine, I'm glad you're here. Stay right here. I'm gonna be right back. Stay.
“哥们”？你觉得我是你的哥们？ " Pal"? You think I'm your pal?
我说了，“最好的…” I said, "and more."
我可不是你的哥们 I am not your pal.
说哥们怎么了？ 怎么人们对“哥们”有偏见？ What's wrong with pal? Why is everybody so down on pal?
- 我来了 - 哇，这是什么啊？ - Hey. - Oh, what is this?
- 你给我买礼物了？ - 是啊，快打开看看 - You got me something? - Yeah. Yeah, open it.
克莱默！ Kramer!
椅子，你送给我我最想要的椅子！ The bench! You got me the bench that I wanted!
- 不错吧？ - 非常好 - That's pretty good, huh? - Great.
还记得那次她说的时候嘛 咱们就站在这，我记下来了 You remember when she mentioned it? I made a mental note of it.
真有你的 Well, goody for you.
我对这个非常敏感的 Yeah. See, I'm very sensitive about that.
我是说 谁要过生日我都打听着呢 I mean, someone's birthday comes up, I keep my ears open.
那么，你送了什么啊？ So, what did you get her?
182美元 1 82 bucks.
钞票？ Cash?
你真会开玩笑 这算什么礼物 You've gotta be kidding. What kind of gift is that?
感觉只有叔叔才送这个 That's like something her uncle would give her.
“能有你这么一位好朋友” "Think where man's glory most begins and ends...
“是我这辈子最大的荣耀” ...and say my glory was I had such a friend."
一点不假 Yeats.
天啊，克莱默 Oh, Kramer.
能不能先闪闪呢？ Could you excuse us, please?
什么？ What?
我们刚刚还没说完呢 We're talking.
想起来了，你们的关系 Oh, the relationship.
你看，在此之前 咱俩没闹过大争执吧？ You know, we never had one fight before this deal.
- 我知道 - 从来就没有 - I know. - Never.
- 从来没有 - 我们相处的非常好 - Ever. - We got along beautifully.
- 就跟蚌的两片壳似的 - 多美好啊 - Like clams. - It was wonderful.
相当快乐 A pleasure.
那就把发生的一切都抛开 重新做朋友了 So I think we should forget the whole deal and go back to being friends.
我办不到 I can't do it.
你什么？ You what?
我办不到 I can't do that.
你的意思是： You mean, it's:
这样不行？ No this?
那个不行？ No that.
到底是哪个？ No this or that.
天啊 Oh, boy.
你到底想怎么样？ What do you want?
这个，那个，还有剩下的 This, that and the other.
当然，是的，你有资格嘛 Oh, sure. Of course. You're entitled.
谁不想要这个，那个还有剩下的呢 Who doesn't want this, that and the other?
你 You.
那… Well...
过生日 Those birthdays.
跟你说吧，就是感情杀手 I told you, they're relationship killers.
两个人之间不管什么问题 一过生日，全都冒出来了 If a relationship's having any problems whatsoever, a birthday brings it out.
我压根就不该定那些规矩 I never should have made up those rules.
怎么一牵扯性爱就不能有别的了 What is it about sex that just disrupts everything?
是因为太亲密，还是因为太露骨 Is it the touching? Is it the nudity?
绝对不是露骨 It can't be the nudity.
我在体育课前换衣服的时候 I never got into these terrible fights and misunderstandings...
…从来就没有过如此严重的 争执和误解 ...when I was changing before gym class.
也就是说我也不能见她了 This means I can't see her anymore either.
- 为什么？ - 因为你的关系 - Why? - It's breakup by association.
另外 我送的礼物也把她气得够呛 Besides, she's mad at me anyway because of my birthday present.
为什么啊？ 你送什么了？ Why? What did you wind up giving her?
91美元 Ninety-one dollars.
都怪我 Sorry about that.
下一步打算怎么办？ So, what are you gonna do?
我要是再给她打电话 也不能嬉皮笑脸了，基本就这样了 If I call her, there's no joking around anymore. This is pretty much it.
也许就应该这样 So maybe this should be it.
- 也许会这样 - 这貌似就是她想要的 - Could be it. - She seems like an it.
她就是这个样子 She's as it as you get.
想象一下五年后在大街上相遇 人家旁边挎一老公 Imagine bumping into her on the street in five years with a husband.
人家告诉我老公是个雕刻家 两口子住在佛蒙特州 And she tells me that he's a sculptor. They live in Vermont.
咱还不得把那男的给砍了 We'd have to kill him.
然后咱俩就进监狱了 我就坐电椅 We'd get caught. I'd get the chair.
我作为同谋也得陪你进监狱 I'd go to prison as your accomplice.
还得穿那身粗布囚服 Have to wear that really heavy denim.
在餐厅 别人把土豆泥撒到你的盘子上 The cafeteria, with the guy who slops the mashed potatoes onto your plate.
在百八十号人的注目下上厕所 Go to the bathroom in front of hundreds of people.
此外… Plus...
…知道还有什么吗 ...you know what else.
你最好给她打个电话 You better call her.
- 报纸来了吗？ - 来了 - Hey. - Hey.
- You got the paper yet? - Yeah.
你放哪了？ Well, where is it?
- 你看完了没？ - 还没呢 - Hey, you done with that? - No.
你现在又不看 Well, you're not reading it now.
可以给你，但别忘了送回来 All right, you can take it, but I want it back.
没问题，没问题 Yeah, yeah.
那么… So...
…今天你们俩有什么节目啊？ ...what are you guys gonna do today?
这个还有… This and...
…那个 ...that.
还有其他 And the other.
我还是喜欢原来不是情侣的你们 Boy, I really liked the two of you much better when you weren't a couple.
为什么忠诚对男人 来说是个大问题 Why is commitment such a big problem for a man?
我觉得由于某些原因… I think that for some reason...
…当男人们驾车行驶 在自由之路上时… ...when a man is driving down that freeway of life...
…女人的出现便是自由之路的出口 ...the woman he's involved with is like an exit.
但男人可不想结束 他们还想继续自由行驶 But he doesn't want to get out. He wants to keep driving.
女人就像，“汽油，食物，旅馆 那就是我们的生活” The woman is like, " Look. Gas, food, lodging. That's our exit.
“幸福生活仅此而已” That's everything we need to be happy.
“出去，就到这，快点” Get out, here, now!"
但是男人却只注视着里程碑 But the man focuses on the sign underneath...
上面写着，“下个出口，27英里” 然后他想，“我能做到” ...that says, " Next exit, 27 miles." And he thinks, " I can make it."
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