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请欣赏

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梦工厂出品"功夫熊猫"

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"大侠传奇"

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* 功夫熊猫的传奇 请听我说仔细 *

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* 面馆里长大的胖小子 *

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* 从不曾追求功与名 *

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* 他攀登高峰到山顶 *

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* 摇身变成神龙大侠 *

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* 功夫熊猫 *

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* 师父慧眼识英才 *

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* 传授他勇气和武林绝学 *

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* 功夫熊猫 *

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* 每天吃喝拉撒 学习武术精华  *

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* 与盖世五侠切磋本领 *

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* 保护山谷里的 山谷里的 *

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* 山谷里的老百姓 *

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* 功夫熊猫 *

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* 大侠传奇 *

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赞哟

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蝎子摆尾

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功夫熊猫:大侠传奇  第一季第1集

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下一个 熊猫

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10秒钟内毫发无损地过到对面去

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哈! 猫爪反射

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猴哥

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猴哥得两分

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你完啦  阿宝

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阿嚏

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从我身上挪开

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阿宝五分 猴哥四分

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这个不算数

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当然算

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师父 这得算一分吧

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我才懒得管你那幼稚的算分呢 熊猫

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猴哥 刚才是欺诈且奸猾的攻击

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干得好

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突袭训练的要点在于

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出其不意 攻其不备

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神马 唉呦

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看见没 这就叫出其不意

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虎妞 你和鹤儿来下一组

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阿嚏

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师父 我们能不能休息五分钟

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我要去用热水给我的嘴消消毒

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哦 我觉得我被传染了

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我没有

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感冒

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嗨 我也感冒了

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我才没有感冒

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真讨人厌

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大家都喜欢玩打喷嚏这招

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我说了 我没有

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感冒

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等等 也许是没有

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我知道了 是河热病

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河热病没什么好大惊小怪的

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打打喷嚏 有点鼻塞

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个人而言还吐过几次 真的

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第二天都会好的

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咱们小时候都得过

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- 我没有
- 不是吧

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成年以后再得河热病就要命了

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你最后会变成这样

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这个 是一头猪么

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只有一个方法能治愈

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喝下用稀有的太阳兰花泡的茶

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没错 太阳兰花很好很强大

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但是要拿到它是很危险的

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过去这个地方就有
但是现在仅存于一处

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蝎子谷

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没有人该为了我去冒生命危险

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- 我没事
- 这叫没事?

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看看这头猪

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看看

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你也许觉得还行
但是肌肉痉挛可能随时都会开始

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比如现在

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虎妞 如果你得不到太阳兰花 你就会...

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会怎样?

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我不能说

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说什么

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好吧 首先 你以后再也别想习武了

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那还不如死了算了

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对 其次就是这个

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看起来 神龙大侠

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要挺身而出去采兰花了

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我去

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比你抢先一步拿到就得50分

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这不是游戏

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很少有人能从蝎子谷生还

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生还的那些也变成了僵尸状

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他们的意念都被蝎子摆尾的力量摧毁了

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很久以前 蝎子是一位有名的医生

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药用植物方面的专家

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和平谷的土壤

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对于栽培她的试验性植物十分合适

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但是 当她发现了一种催眠药剂

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并注入了她自己的体内以后

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她的身体和意志就都被扭曲了

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她用这种新的力量来控制其他人

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她把村民们变成红眼睛的僵尸

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来攻打山谷

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她差点就成功夺取了山谷

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但是乌龟大师有两样她不具备的东西

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村民的忠诚 和乌龟壳

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乌龟大师放逐了蝎子

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但是她偷走了最后一棵长在这的太阳兰花

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她发誓要对

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任何从和平谷来的人进行复仇

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所以你必须要非常的小心...

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阿宝?

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如果你好奇为什么我能比你先找到那兰花

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那是因为我有秘密武器 非同凡响

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不可能

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我做任何事情都比你快

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除了吃东西

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也许我们应该听师父的话 不应该来

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伙计 他就是这样的人

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只知道说什么什么很危险

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什么什么死定了之类的

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他也许该少喝点绿茶

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我觉得是喝太多茶才让他有点紧张兮兮的

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有好多的头骨啊

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你想知道点儿关于头骨的趣事吗

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你不能用它们来喝汤

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喔 真有趣啊 你得了吧

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来吧 我们需要有所行动

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跟上节奏 别拉下

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你说我么

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带着铲子走路没办法跟得上节奏

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你确定? 看我的

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你觉得刚才的事会有别人听见吗

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会有人听不见吗

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从和平谷来的客人们呐

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我觉得我的额头歪了

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这就是传说中可爱的熊猫神龙大侠啊

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哦 我的脑袋感觉就像是一大盒布丁

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哈 一直都是啊

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快点

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虎妞要在日落前得到那兰花

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哦 他们想要我的兰花

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我也能给我的收藏增加点展品了

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他那可爱的熊猫头放这儿正合适

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就等我从他的身上取下来了

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是啊 来给你的女朋友取药吧

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我这儿正好就有

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你知道头骨还有什么好玩的吗

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他们跑的比你快

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我缺乏的是速度

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不过好在我有耐力

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别喘 别喘

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猴哥!

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我要来抓你啦

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祝你好运 阿宝

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蝎子

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你不可能打败我

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已经打败了

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毒药

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不完全是

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对哦 虽然只要下毒就能轻易结果了
你和你的熊猫朋友

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但是拜乌龟所赐 我过着暗无天日的生活

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这是我仅存的一点儿乐趣了

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看着你杀掉师父的小宠物

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神龙大侠

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是多么的有意思啊

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不 阿宝 是我的朋友

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只有忘记他是你的朋友

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你才会忠于我

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忘记我的朋友

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并且杀了他

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并且

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杀了他

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杀了他

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我必须杀了熊猫

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必须杀了阿宝

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猴哥?

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现在躲起来可得不了分哦

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必须杀了阿宝

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你是不是在恶作剧呀

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有个野果哎

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哦 伙计

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是块石头

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等等 不是石头

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原来...是鸟粪?

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我居然碰了鸟粪

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必须杀了阿宝

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我没事儿

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就是恶心了点

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杀了阿宝

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师父和我建了个病房

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绝对卫生

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不像我的脸这样

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我不需要病房

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我没事

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肌肉痉挛

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绝对正常

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别碰我

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我们同时还在照看一些得了河热病的孩子们

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希望你不介意

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当然不

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最爱小孩儿了

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肌肉痉挛

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这次不是

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在这个头骨的左边

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就是说我们现在往右边的

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你这是要干嘛

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杀了阿宝

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你是不是?

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在搞突袭训练?

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不知道这会儿练习是不是合适

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不过好吧

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注意啦 这次轮到我了

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阿宝10分 猴哥6分

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杀了阿宝

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猴哥?

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猴哥! 猴哥! 猴哥!

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是不是又搞恶作剧啦

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杀了阿宝

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阿宝领先4分

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要怎么做猴哥才能...

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蝎子的老巢

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杀了阿宝

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兰花就在里面

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别闹了 猴哥 没时间玩这个了

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虎妞需要我们的帮助

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我希望你喜欢小丑表演

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还有希望你不喜欢揍我

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大家好 孩子们

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我是平先生

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我是说 小丑先生

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我是来传播喜悦和欢乐

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以及平先生面馆买一送一优惠券的

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哇哦 有人看上去好难过呀

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小姑娘你叫什么名字

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离我远点

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好吧 "离我远点"姑娘喜欢花儿吗

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- 不喜欢
- 看呐

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花儿是用优惠券做的

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来平先生面馆吧

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来吃百分之八十的中医都推荐的面汤

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可以有效治疗河热病

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谁是变戏法的大师?

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不是我

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我很爱你啊

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非常非常爱

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谁爱你呢

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当然是我爱你

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我永远爱你

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你要掐死我了

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小丑先生是不是还有要紧的事情要做呢

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正解

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太正确了

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小丑先生要去交朋友...

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只和友好的人交朋友

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好了 孩子们
小丑先生必须得走了

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再见

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记得平先生面馆呐

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我们得找条路进去

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那猴子简直不知道在干嘛

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太不擅长在朋友背后捅刀子了

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都怪基因不好

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看来我要给他提供点帮助了

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这年头如果想要果断地干掉某人

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就只能自己动手了

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这些可真重啊

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杀了阿宝

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你这是在帮倒忙吧

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去找找有什么能撬开这门的

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金属的就最好了

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- 猴子
- 有个支点的

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快点

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脚趾头都断了

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用这些正好

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我把路给你让开点

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你在干嘛

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我们能给你梳妆打扮吗

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不能

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你现在有力气阻止我们吗

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没有

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我们会把你变漂亮的!

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所以 你爱阿宝吗

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阿宝是你男朋友吗

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什么 不是

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等他见到你现在的样子 就是啦

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真够美的

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等等 你不是真的想要...

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杀了阿宝

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必须杀了阿宝

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你的眼睛怎么了

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等会儿

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闪着红光的眼睛 还想要杀了我

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动作像个僵尸

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蝎子正在控制你的意念

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太牛了

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感觉如何

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猴哥 你一定要把毒给排了

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我是阿宝 你最好的朋友

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好吧 我不知道自己是不是你最好的朋友

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但至少是朋友之一吧

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我是你最好的朋友吗

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有可能是螳郎

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我知道你们俩总在一起吃午饭

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但你是我最好的朋友

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你就是

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尤其是如果你能停下来不杀我的话

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杀了阿宝

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不

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别杀我 猴哥 是我啊

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一起玩打喷嚏游戏的 记得吗

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你我是朋友啊

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打喷嚏游戏啊 阿嚏

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是朋友 记得吗

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朋友?

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时间不早了

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我不知道他们能不能做到

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别那么说 他们会成功的

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鹤儿 小蛇...

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螳郎

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我再也不能

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习武了

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嗨 别担心 虎妞

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你还擅长做很多其他事情的

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比如...呃...

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别担心

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他们会回来的

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有人在敲门

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请进

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再也 没有 阿宝

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看看你

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谁表现出色了呀

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是猴子

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他才死了几分钟而已

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不应该就这么臭的

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这是非同凡响的臭味

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我们得一分

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蝎子 零分

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你是怎么克服我的意念控制的

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用一种更厉害的药

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这种药叫做友谊

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我们现在要来取兰花了

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你唯一能得到的

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就是一块用来洗洗你那臭嘴的肥皂

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我们行动吧

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在我头上 在我头上

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会有一点点刺痛

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开玩笑的

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其实是疼得像火烧一样

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想得美

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你休想得到我的兰花

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哦 宝贝儿

351
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:23,560
当人家有很多眼珠子的时候
从背后偷袭是不管用的

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是么

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什么

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干得漂亮

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阿宝获得额外奖励分

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我也有帮忙啊

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我们俩平分

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成交

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我们拿到了

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00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:59,520
快点儿 马上就日落了

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我应该用这个来泡茶的

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00:22:00,890 --> 00:22:02,630
但是来不及了

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你感觉怎么样

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我好了

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不用客气?

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对不起

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00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,580
你干的很不错

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是啊 我还用神龙大侠的绝招

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治好了猴哥的僵尸病

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00:22:37,130 --> 00:22:39,930
阿宝 用我的僵尸状来搞笑一下

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00:22:39,930 --> 00:22:41,640
哦 哦 好的 对

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00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,900
杀了阿宝 必须...

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这是...是...辣椒!

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猴哥1分 熊猫0分