英国 伦敦
帕纳大师的魔幻冒险
女士先生们，请上前 You go stitching yourself up. Ladies and gentlemen, step up.
我，莫丘里，众神的使者 I, Mercury, the messenger of the gods
邀请您...邀请您，先生 invite you ... invite you, sir.
今晚，就此一晚 Tonight, for one night only ...
在此，这特别的地点，进入 here, at this very venue, to enter into the mind
帕纳大师 the very great mind
神奇的脑海 of Doctor Parnassus.
帕纳大师! Doctor Parnassus!
是的，女士先生们，帕纳大师 Yes, ladies and gentlemen Doctor Parnassus.
与天同寿 As old as time.
是的，他已超过千岁 Yes, he is over a thousand years old.
他有能力启发 He has the power to empower
您的心灵 your mind.
让帕纳大师开启您的想像力 Let Doctor Parnassus open your imagination.
让他引领你 Let him transport you.
哇咧，你们看那个光，快看 Oh my God. check out the lights. What? Check out that.
来仰望美神 Transcend the heights on Beauty's wing.
快看，小戴，我们来去搞清楚 Check this. Dave. Come on, man, we'll go get these sorted.
看哪，宝贝 ，过来 Come Check this out, sweetheart. Come here, my love, near here, my love.
Where is he?
或者你会 Or if you must ...
挟着腐败秽物的臭气 scour the squalid depths with
一同堕入恐怖深渊 Putrid's brother, Stench.
加入吧，体验价只要一英镑 Join the queue. Only 5 quid a go.
世界末日前绝不涨价 No bigger bargain while planet Earth lasts.
由您选择，来吧？ You choose. Fulfilment?
先生...请听我说 Sir, please, sir, please, if you will.
先生，体验必须付费 Sir, please, you cannot audition without a ticket.
吻一下 Give us a kiss.
请不要这样 No, please don't.
你好啊，星舰船长？ You all right down there mate? You all right, Captain Planet?
you damn drunk!
你在干嘛，小鬼？你干嘛？ What are you doing, little man? What What are you doing? are you doing?
你看看，这根本就是假的 Hey, man, check it It's not even real, man. Hey ...
下去! Get off the stage!
这对奶子真不错 That's a nice pair of tits.
我叫你下去 I said, get off the stage!
我要你，过来 过来，快过来 Enough. I want you, like. Come here, man. Come here, man. Hey, come here.
Go on, mate.
你在躲什么？ What are you running away for?
她在这里，过来，美人 There she is. Come here, gorgeous. Come 'ere, gorgeous. Come 'ere.
Shite!
我要摸你的小屁屁 I'm coming after ... I'm gonna feel your arse!
过来，美人 Come here, gorgeous.
回来，你这个贱人 Come back, you bitch!
我的鼻子 My nose. Oh, no.
脸!我的脸!我帅气的脸 Me face! Me My face! My face! My gorgeous face.
Martin?
他跟那只母牛跑了 He went with that cow.
我要挖出她的眼睛 I'll scratch her eyes out!
你们两个 - Oi, you two.
我男朋友在里面 My boyfriend is in there!
里面有人吗？ Anybody there?
有人吗？拜托，有人吗？ Please, is anybody Is anybody there?
拜托、拜托 Please. Please.
Mum!
救命! Help me!
Help, please.
我再也不喝酒了 ，我发誓 I'll never drink again, I promise.
真的 Please!
从现在起，我发誓，滴酒不沾 From now on, I swear! Not a drop!
真的？ Oh, really?
你选的很好 You have chosen well.
通往帕纳灵山的路 The path to Parnassus is steep
既险峻又漫长 the way is long ...
不过只要全心全意、不屈不挠 but with perseverance and fierce dedication
再高的山也能攻克 the heights are attainable.
所以，只要有干颈加上好脚力 So, with spirits high and a spring in your step ...
心情愉悦，云雾自会消散 with a song in your heart the clouds will part
天堂会打开大门，你也会成长 the heavens will open and you will be a man, my son.
你好，请进 Hi there. Come on in.
你似乎需要喝一杯 Looks like you could use a drink.
就喝一杯吧 Maybe just the one, eh?
“啤酒屋”
给我来杯大的 Make mine a double.
Get off me!
他赢了 ，我输了 He won, I lost.
我又输了 I lost again.
你刚刚是怎么搞的？ What the hell were you doing? He was chasing me.
他追我 What was I supposed...
你不能穿过镜子，绝对不行 你很清楚 You don't go through the mirror. Never. You know that.
你，印度佬 Oi, you, Gunga Din!
过来 Come here.
你在玩什么把戏？ What do you think you're playing at?
把戏？不...我们不玩把戏 Oh, no, no, no, we don't play.
我们很认真做事的 What we do is deadly serious.
跑了 Gone.
我们会弄丢他？我可不这么想 Will we miss him? I don't think so.
你不能马上弄明白也没关系 Don't worry if you don't understand it all immediately.
听着，你们这些怪胎马上离开 Right, I want you freak out of here, now.
我不是歧视你，高度不够的人 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to use that word. Vertically deficient.
高度不够 vertically challenged,
高度不够，你... 快离开，不然我就逮捕你们 Whatever you are you get off of my beat or I will do you!
你也包括在内 You included.
谁扔的？是谁扔的？你被捕了 Who threw it? You're nicked, come here.
Take a ticket. Only 20 quid a go.
Reduced to five for one night only!
女士们、先生们...这个世界 Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, this world ...
这个世界充满了魔法 that we live in full of enchantment
我们用眼睛来欣赏它 for those with eyes to see it.
变鸡 Chicken.
I wanna go there. I want something there.
Linda, you're not old enough.
Stop going on, will you!
They won't let you, darling.
你都不让我玩，不公平 But I want to, I want to! Linda! You never let me do anything. It's not fair.
抱歉、抱歉 Excuse me, excuse me.
别乱跑好吗？ Do you mind?
小迪呢？ Where's Diego?
这都是你的错 This is your fault.
安东，他跑到后面去了 Anton. He went back there.
Just go and, er ...
Die, die.
Yes.
请立刻离开魔幻世界 Please exit the Imaginarium immediately.
未经家长同意不得进入 Choice is not available without parental consent.
如果你们这些变态拐了我儿子 If one of you perverts has got our boy.
就别怪我有不理性的行为 I won't be answerable for my actions.
Diego?
她根本没顾好他 She's not looking for him.
我不管 I don't care.
Oh, it worked.
在这 Diego, where have you been? I've been worried sick.
逃离地狱的小魔鬼 One little devil out of the fire.
你那什么样子，死小鬼 You can wipe that silly expression off your face, you little poof. Come on. Get up.
帕纳大师的惊奇世界 The astounding world of Doctor Parnassus. Thank you.
安东，你知道镜子的规定吧？ Anton. Yes, sir? You know the rules about the mirror?
我知道，我真的很抱歉 Yes. Yes, I do. I'm really sorry sir, I'm really ... sir.
可是那是个10岁的小孩 But it was a 1 0 year old boy. Yes. I know, I know, I know.
我知道 You did well,
你做的很好，孩子 my boy, you did well.
好孩子、好孩子 Good lad, good lad.
谢谢你 Thank you.
好孩子、好孩子 Good Lad, good lad.
谢谢 Thank you.
你跑进镜子里，他就对你这样 You go through the mirror and he's all over you.
我那样，他会把我的头烤给你吃 I do it once and he serves you my head on a plate.
拜托，薇伦婷，你是他女儿 Come on, Valentina, you're his daughter. Do you know what I mean?
你很可口 ，他可口的女儿 And you're scrumptious his scrumptious daughter.
我为什么要说可口？ Why did I say scrumptious?
美丽 Beautiful ...
聪明、甜美 intelligent, sweet.
可口 ! 白痴! Scrumptious! Idiot!
“完美家园”
老帕 Hey, Parny ...
好久不见 it's been a while.
Last call.
Yes, Percy.
What did I say?
别玩了 - Stop Percying about.
我们没时间了 We don't have all night.
又是那些臭小鬼 Bloody kids again.
你好啊，大师 What's up, Doc! Hey!
孩子很可爱吧？ Don't we love our children?
她就像成熟的蜜桃一样 She's ripe as a peach.
甜美的十六岁，她是我的 Sweet little sixteen and all mine.
他来收帐的 He's come to collect.
我想也是，他来早了 I thought so. He's early.
我该怎么办？ What can I do?
没办法 Nothing.
一定有办法 There must be something.
还剩多少天？ How many days left?
三天 Three.
你知道...你得赶快告诉她 You know you're gonna have to tell her soon.
月光映在你眼中，就像个大批萨 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie That's amore
你别再提吃的好吗？ Will you shut up about food?
我们没吃的了 ，我又很饿 We're plum out and I'm starving.
波希，我们还剩两个马铃薯 Oh, Percy, we've still got a couple of potatoes left.
看看这个、看看这个 Look at this, look at this.
那是我的 那真是太美了 Hey -- that's mine. Oh, won't you look at that.
那是秘密，还来 That is absolutely gorgeous. That's private! Give it ...
全是红木做的 All that mahogany. Anton.
你在那种地方会快乐？会吗？ Would you really be happy in a place like that? Would you?
我不会，我没办法快乐 I wouldn't. I couldn't do it I don't think.
也许跟你一起就会 Well, maybe if I was with you.
你一直在谈逃跑的事，对不？ You're always talking about escaping, aren't you?
一直在想，一直在梦想 Always thinking about it always dreaming about it.
我们跑吧，有何不可？你和我？ Let's do it. Why not? You and me?
我不能跑，我们不能跑 我们可以的 I can't run away. We can't run away.
我不行，我还未成年 I can't. I'm under age.
别说了 Oh, don't do that.
我星期三就满12岁了 I shall be twelve on Wednesday.
少骗人了 Don't be ridiculous.
我星期三满几岁？ Percy, how old will I be on Wednesday?
12岁 Twelve.
帕纳也这么说，你说他骗人？ See? Parnassus says so, too. Are you trying to say he's ridiculous?
没有 No.
其实 Actually ...
我快16岁了 I'm gonna be 1 6.
甜美的16岁 Sweet sixteen.
我快成年了 The age of consent.
吗，小可爱？ Is that you, Scrumpy?
不然会是谁？ Who the hell else is it gonna be?
你一口都没吃 Oi, you haven't eaten any of this.
是啊，我知道、我知道 Yes, I know, I know, I know.
又喝酒？拜托，爸，收起来吧 And that, again? Oh, for God's sakes, Dad. Put them up, come on.
总是逃避现实 Always taking the easy way out.
别讲了 ，小可爱，别讲了 Not now, Scrumpy. Not now, not now.
我有很重要的事要告诉你 I have something very important that I have to tell you.
为什么每个人都想长生不死？ Oh, why does everybody want to live forever?
长生不死是可怕的诅咒 Immortality is a bloody curse.
假装12岁也是，真是!看看我 So is pretending to be a 12 year old child, damn it! Look at me.
我是说 I mean
看看我，根本没人信 look at me. Nobody's fooled.
我脚踝上也不要挂这玩意 And I want this stupid thing off my ankle, too, while we're at it.
说谎并不能阻止我长大 You can't stop me growing up just lying about my by lying about my birthday,
闭上嘴听我说 Shut up and listen to me.
趁还来得及，我要说明一件事 I have to explain something to you before it's too late.
在一个冬夜 你会讲很久吗？ One winter night ... Is this gonna take long?
对...很有可能，很多年以前 Yes, yes, yes, quite possibly. Many years ago ... many centuries ago,
许多世纪之前，事实上 当时我还是...不管你信不信 是个年轻的僧侣 in fact when I was, believe it or not a young monk ...
有人到我的圣坛找我 someone visited me in my sanctuary.
有个人...我真希望他没出现过 Someone I had hoped never to meet.
有个人 Someone...
我们没有人...希望遇见的人 none of us should ever hope to meet.
史都华大师驾驭风、驯服风暴 Having captured the wind tamed the storm
让星星在各自轨道上运行 kept the stars in their orbits
让地球自转之后 and the Earth turning on its axis
他躺下来休息 the Chief Steward, lying down to
做了一个最令人不安的梦 to take his rest had a most disturbing dream.
他梦到一位戴帽子的骑士 He dreamt that a hooded rider was fast
在大雪纷飞的旷野飞驰而近 approaching on the snow swept plain.
史都华大师醒来 The Chief Steward woke
And so the Steward set out on his great journey.
你们在这里到底在干嘛？ What exactly do you all do here?
我们叙说永恒的故事 We tell the eternal story.
那又是什么？ And what is tha exactly?
支撑宇宙的故事 The story that sustains the universe.
一个没有虚空的故事 The story without which there is nothing.
虚空？ Nothing?
你是说 You mean
如果你们不说这个故事 if you stop telling story
整个宇宙就会停止存在？ then the whole universe ceases to exist?
你说的太简单了 You make it sound so simple.
而你却相信？ And you believe it?
我们受天命承担此一任务 We are ordained for this task.
真不可思议，你会相信这种 It's just incredible to think that you can believe something ...
轻易就能被推翻的故事 that can be so easily disproved.
我可不这么想 Oh, I don't think so.
等着瞧吧 We'll see. I will gather a thousand... So.
住手! Stop!
已经到了他忍受的极限 ...having been brought to the limit of his endurance...
然而邪恶的力量无法获胜... Yet the forces of evil could not prevail...
...our calmness of...
好了 There.
故事已停止叙说，不再有故事 The story stopped. No more story.
不过我们还在 But we're still here.
火依然在烧 The fire's still burning.
雪依然在下、风依然在吹 It's still snowing. The wind's still blowing.
一切毫无改变 Nothing has changed.
拜托，高兴一点，大师 Come on, cheer up, Doc.
我将你从这些无聊的鬼话中释放 I've freed you from all this ridiculous nonsense.
现在你可以用你的力量做别的事 Now you can do other things with your powers.
你可以...去逛街购物，享乐一下 You can erm... I dunno, you can go shopping. Have fun.
你可以学学外文或... You can learn a foreign language or...
周游列国 or go on a cruise.
该死! God! Damn it!
这是一个征兆、信息 A sign, a message.
那只鸟是一个信使 That bird was a messenger...
来自我们未知的某个遥远国度 from some distant place that we know nothing of.
我现在都明白了 Oh, I see it all now,
如此清晰 so clear.
这跟我们毫无关系 This has nothing to do with us here.
在这世界的某个地方，有别人 Somewhere in this world, right now,
在叙说故事!一个不一样的故事 someone else is telling a story. A different story
冒险故事、浪漫故事、死神的故事 a saga or romance, a tale of unforeseen
无所谓是啥故事 death it doesn't matter.
这故事支撑着宇宙 It's sustaining the universe.
所以我们还在这里 That's why we're still here.
你不能阻止故事流传下去 You can't stop stories being told.
这假设太薄弱了 That's a weak hypothesis.
我可不这么想 I don't think so.
你可能不是个好赌之人吧？ Say, you're probably not a betting man, are you?
什么？ What?
那就是我跟恶魔打的第一个赌 And that was my first wager with the Devil.
谁能第一个 You see, the very first of us to...
吸引12个信徒，就能赢得赌注 ...attract disciples would win the bet.
他的主张是... His argument;
无知的危险、恐惧 与幻想的幸福感存在的必要性 The necessities of danger, of fear, of the fabled bliss of ignorance.
而我则是 Mine;
想像力的能量 The power of the imagination
能转换并启发我们的生命 to transform and illuminate our lives.
那是一场艰巨的战役...我赢了 It was a hard fight but I won.
我的奖品？ My prize?
我渴望已久的一样东西 The one thing I coveted most - everlasting life.
永恒不朽的生命 Huh.
永恒的折磨 Everlasting torment.
他耍我，他故意让我赢 He tricked me. He let me win.
他知道时间会改变一切 He knew that times would change.
总有一天，没人会想听我的故事 And that one day, no-one would want my stories.
这就是我傲慢自大的代价 This was the price of my arrogance.
被遗忘，失落、孤独 Forgotten, lost, alone.
绝望 Desperate.
我们停住了 We've stopped.
说啊，继续你的故事 Go on with your story.
下次吧 No, another time.
有事发生了 你最好快去看看 Something's happened. You'd better go and see.
你为什么总是故事说一半就停？ Why do you always do this? You always stop in the middle of your stories.
真是不可思议，薇伦婷，过来 Valentina, come here. Valentina, come here.
我刚看到一个人，他在水上跳舞 I just saw someone... someone dancing on the water.
我发誓、我发誓 I swear. I swear.
闪电划亮黑暗时，有个影子 When the lightning flashed, there was a shadow...
从桥墩中投射过来，你看到没？ ...thrown from those pillars over there. Do you see that? Do you see the dancer?
你看到那个舞者了？ Yeah, he's river dancing.
是啊，他在跳大河舞 Yeah, he's river dancing. See that?
那是有人吊在那里 That's someone hanging!
他一定在这座桥下 He must be under this bridge.
吊着？ Hanging?
快拿绳索来 Get a rope.
如果他是吊着，就已经有绳索了 If he's hanging by his neck, he's already got a rope.
去拿绳索 Get a rope!
好啦 OK.
Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly! Percy, Percy! Christ!
Jesus.
All right, all right.
OK, lower, lower, lower. All right.
停、停、停 Stop, stop! Jesus. Agh. All right. OK.
OK. OK.
OK.
不行，我碰不到他 No, I can't... I can't reach him.
等等，我把你晃过去 Hold on, I'll swing you.
我要把你晃进去 I'm gonna swing you in.
好，再试一次 All right, try again.
Whoaagh!
Again, up.
Yes.
好，我抓住你了 I've got him. Oh, my God, what am I doing? Oh, my God!
Sir, are you all right?
OK, I've got you here.
Get in there.
把手放我肩上 OK, put your arms round me. Put your arms round me. Oh, jeez!
OK.
All right.
Come on. Stay with me, mate.
你成功了 !真聪明 You've done it. Brilliant!
好了 ，拉他上来 OK, pull him up. Pull me up! Jesus Christ!
Whoagh!
你没事吧？ Are you OK? Oh, God!
你们干嘛在河边钓死人？ Why are you fishing dead people out of the river?
别管他，老天爷，他死了 Leave him be, for the love of God! He's dead!
快趁条子还没来之前走人吧 Let's get the hell out of here before the fuzz turns up.
安东，帮我 Anton, help me.
好，我抓好他了 Help her. All right, I've got him.
小心头 Watch your head.
往这边拉 Pull him this way.
不行，没用的，让开 No, no, no, Val. It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. Watch out.
你不知道他去过哪里，都让开 You don't know where he's been, anyway. Ready? All clear?
Ohh!
Oh!
他还活着 He's alive!
他根本没死 -He was.
那是什么鬼？ What on earth is that?
来，我们把他放箱子里 We'll put him in the trunk. But...
老大说别管他 What? The boss said leave him.
他以为他是死人 He thought he was dead. Come on.
不、不...我不喜欢这样 No, no, no. I don't like this.
这跟我们没关系 This just doesn't... It's none of our business.
那你有什么建议？把他扔路边？ What do you suggest, that we leave him on the side of the road?
没错，我们走 Definitely. Let's go.
好吧，等等，小心 All right. Careful.
安东，拜托 Anton, come on! Percy!
Percy, you dropped these.
Giddy up!
Val! Val, come on!
Jump up.
你... Hey, you!
我看你是天天被人救吧 I suppose somebody saves your life every day of the week. What?
说声谢谢有那么麻烦吗？ Is it too much of a bother for a mere thank you?
你是谁？ Who are you?
波希佛圣安东尼土雷恩皮蒙三世 Percival St Antoine della Touraine et Sansepolcro da Piemonte III.
听不清楚的话，叫我波希就行 And if that seems too difficult, you can call me Percy.
这是哪里？ Where the hell are we?
就地理位置来说是罕布夏北方 Geographically, in the northern hemisphere,
在社会上来说是在边缘 socially, on the margins,
离主流社会还有一段距离 and narratively, with some way to go.
你叫什么名字？ And your name is? Uh...
我不记得了 I can't remember.
这招还真好用啊 That's frigging handy!
有信用卡吗？ Any credit cards?
怎么，你要抢我？ Are you trying to rob me?
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
上面会有名字 With your name on them. Oh, right, er...
我皮夹跟手机呢？你拿去哪了？ Where's my wallet? Where's my phone? What have you done with it?
不关我们的事 Don't look at us.
你是谁？ Who are you?
他不记得了 He doesn't remember.
听着，不管你们是谁，想怎样 Listen, er... whoever you people are, and whatever it is you get up to,
我都无所谓 I'm cool with it.
我不会告诉任何人 I won't tell anyone about it and er...
我要走了 ，好吗？我就这样走掉 I'm gonna go now, all right?
也许是找你的 It's probably for you.
Oh.
这是我的电话 Here's my phone.
There you are.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
(Woman speaks Russian)
可惜...我说俄语 Pity. I speak Russian.
你好 Oh, hello.
你还好吗？ Are you all right?
还好，我只是觉得... Yeah. Yeah, it's just I feel...
我想我需要找个地方想清楚 I think I need a place to gather my thoughts for a little bit.
抱歉，朋友，不过你不能留下 Sorry, mate. Sorry, mate. Thank you for that but you can't stay.
为什么不行？ Why not?
什么为什么？你看看他 What do you mean? Look at him.
看看他，我们根本不知道他是谁 We... We don't know who he is.
抱歉...我们不知道他做了什么事 We don't know what he's done.
听着，我什么事都没做 Listen, I haven't done anything, mate. All right? Oh, right.
我知道我们彼此都很清楚对方 Listen, I understand where you're coming from, but understand where I'm coming from.
我不知道你叫什么 You know, I don't know my name.
我不知道我怎么来的 You know, I don't know how I got here. I don't know who you are or who she is,
我不知道你是谁或她是谁 and I certainly don't know what that is.
我当然也不知道那玩意是什么 You know?
我只记得我后脑勺被打 The last thing I remember is being whacked in the head,
然后醒来在那个箱子里 waking up in that box, in the back of this...
就在这不知是什么鬼东西的后面 whatever the hell this thing is. And I just... I just...
我的头 Oh, my head!
这里是怎么回事？ What the hell's going on here?
我叫你们扔下他的，他死了 I told you to leave him. He was dead.
他没死，我们也没扔下他 Well, he isn't and we didn't.
我们发现他吊在桥下 We found him hanging under the bridge, sir.
吊着？ 对 Hanging? Yeah.
让他吊颈而死，我们就该那样 By his neck till dead, if we had any sense.
我们在他口袋里找到这两样东西 We found these in his pockets. Two of these.
倒吊人 The Hanged Man.
小乖，让开 Scrumpy, get out of my way.
No.
征兆如此清楚 Signs are all clear.
那些符号，我认得 And those marks! I recognise them. What marks?
你是尼克先生派来的，对不？ You've been sent by Mr Nick, haven't you?
尼克先生？ Mr Nick?
我就知道 I knew it.
你知道他的名字？ You know his name. No.
他有提议要给我，对不？ He's got a proposition for me, hasn't he?
也许是新的赌局 A new wager, perhaps,
或者是游戏又有转折？ or another twist in the game?
他就是忍不住，对吧？ He can't help himself, can he?
感谢天，感谢上天 Thank God! Thank God for that!
我爸说你该工作 Dad says you should work.
集中你的心智 Help focus your mind.
我不知道，可能会让你找回记忆 I don't know, it might bring your memory back.
好了 ，试试这个 Ah, here we are. Try this. Thanks.
你可以在台前帮忙 You can help out front.
卖票或者是...之类的事 Sell tickets or something like that.
你觉得怎样？ What do you think? Hm?
好了 OK.
没有名字...现在又没了脸 So... no name and now no face?
迷团越来越大 The mystery thickens. Get your grubby hands...
All right. That's not necessary.
薇伦婷，有状况了 Valentina, we got a problem. So strange.
完全空白，你知道吗？ Just a complete blank, you know.
I can dress myself.
Let me go, I said!
Let me go!
拜托 Ow. Hey, come on.
天哪，他快生病了 Doctor. Oh, God, he's gonna be sick.
你的记忆恢复没？ Aha! Is your memory less impaired?
你全都想起来了？ Is it all coming back to you now? What?
你根本没用 ，你是个大祸害 Ah, you're bloody useless. You're a flaming disaster.
你不能上台 ，你醉了 You can't go on. You're drunk.
我才没醉 I'm not drunk!
我是爱生气，小可爱 I'm grumpy... Scrumpy.
女士先生们，就此一晚请看这里 L-L-Ladies and gentlemen, raise your sights for one night only.
遇见、遇见 Encounter... Percy, where's George gone?
每一个人心中 ...the majesty, the beauty,
高贵、美丽、神奇... the miracle that's in each...
乔治呢？ Anton, where's George?
乔治是谁？ Who's George?
我想我们该给他一个名字 I thought we should give him a name.
是哦，真可爱 All right, that's cute.
其实是圣乔治啦 Saint George, in fact. To be precise. Well, hello there, darling.
Oh, that's a lovely scarf.
It matches those lovely eyes of yours.
其实，我是来推销表演的 Well, actually, I'm here to sell a show. Want to see a magic show?
真是感谢老天，没人要看 Thank God for that. Not a single customer.
我要收了 I'm closing up.
好，就收吧 Let's do that.
他从没这样过，不知是怎么了 He's never not done a show before.
不，你干嘛？ All right. N-n-n-no. No, what are you doing?
我在做事，你做你的事 I'm doing my job, mate. Now, come on, do yours.
去变戏法，你做你的事 Do yours. Go juggle.
你真美 You're doing your thing, you look beautiful.
好，各位女士...女士们 OK. Ladies and... Well, ladies.
我很荣幸向你们介绍 I am very proud to present to you
独一无二、神奇的帕纳大师 the one, the only, the extraordinary... Doctor Parnassus. I'm a little teapot short and stout
Here's my handle and here's my spout...
Urgh!
Dad?
这家伙醉了 !醉翻了 ! This man is drunk! Dead drunk!
真是难看 Oh, that's disgraceful!
他没有醉 He's not drunk.
他不是醉了 ，他是... No, he's not. He's...
重感冒 Got a bad cold. And you know what?
不过虽然生病，他还是上台了 Despite that, he still went on,
为了他的观众，为了你们 for his audience, for you...
不惜拿他的健康冒险 at considerable risk for his health.
光那一点就值得掌声鼓励了 And I think that is worthy of a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen.
我们要退钱 What a man. We want our money back. Every penny.
一毛都不能少 Well, you...
好吧，听着，我可以退你们钱 All right, listen. You can have your money back.
我明白，不过...跟你们说实话 I understand, but I... Listen.
大师的女儿 To tell you the truth, the Doctor's daughter...
她看来气色很棒，其实不然 I know she looks pretty but she ain't...
她病的很重，需要动手术 She's pretty sick, see? She needs surgery.
所以我们想尽办法筹钱 So we're trying to scrounge all we can get.
不然她就会... Otherwise she's gonna...
这一切就是为了她 That's what all this is about -
只是想设法为她筹钱 to try and get money for her.
你们懂吧？ Do you understand? I mean...
不然这样吧？ How about this?
我们送你们一张票，等等 We'll give you a free ticket - no, two free tickets -
只要你们用半价再买一张票 就送两张票 if you buy another one at half price.
优惠仅限今天 Er... this offer's only available today.
好，走吧 All right, go on.
怎样？ What?
没什么 Oh, nothing.
优惠仅限今天 This offer is only available today.
全是他賺的？ He took all that? Yeah.
是啊，你见过这么多钱吗？ Have you ever seen so much?
扯谎就能賺大钱，对吧？ That is what lying through your teeth can get you.
拜托，安东 Come on, Anton.
他怎么知道我们明天不会来？ How was he to know that we're not gonna be here tomorrow?
也许我的生日不会太糟 Hey, maybe my birthday won't be so bad.
是啊，也许是不会 Yeah, maybe it won't, actually.
也许跟着这个乔治 Maybe with George here,
你可以离开这辆破车 maybe you could get out of this dump.
去找寻你的完美家园 Go find your ideal home.
Anton.
乔治...你弄错边了 George! Wrong end of the horse, mate. What's the...
我快死了 I should be dead.
你不该喝酒的 You know, you shouldn't drink.
它就是跟你相剋 It just flat out doesn't agree with you.
你说的真对 You are so right.
是你？马的 You? Oh, shit.
这次你想怎样？我什么都愿意干 Oh, well, what do you want from me this time? I'll do anything.
我知道你愿意 I know you will.
对了 By the way,
你的人...丧失记忆，完全没用 your man lost his memory. Bloody useless.
他不是我的人 He's not my man. What?
他是一个叫东尼薛普的卑鄙小人 No. He's a little toerag named Tony Shepherd.
刚刚改头换面 Just tidying up.
经营一个很大的慈善事业 He runs a big charity.
我不信任他 I don't trust him.
不过话说回来，你也不信任我 But you don't trust me either, do you?
告诉我你要什么 Oh, just tell me what you want.
我昨晚在你心情不好的时候想过 I just thought that last night when you were so upset
也许你需要一点希望 that you could maybe use a little glimmer of hope.
也许你可以开个赌局 Maybe you could use a little bet. What?
结束了 ，玩完了 It's over, it's over. Finito.
拜托，永远不会玩完的 Oh, come on, it's never over.
拜托，你有什么好失去的？ Come on, what have you got to lose?
你有可能会赢的 Look, you could end up winning.
你可以拯救她 You could save her.
怎样？先集满五个灵魂的人赢 What do you say? First to five souls?
集满五个？ First to five? Yeah.
不耍花样？ No tricks?
不会 No.
不作弊？ No, no cheating?
不会作弊 No cheating.
那好，成交 I'd say yes. Deal.
好 God,
老天，我真爱赌徒 I love a betting man.
好，到她生日当天 OK, by her birthday, then.
那就只剩两天了 ，混帐东西 That's in two days, you bastard.
你知道我们生意有多不好吗？ Do you have any idea what rotten business we're doing?
生意会有起色的 Things are gonna pick up.
一定会的 好了 Sure as eggs is eggs. Yeah. OK.
先集满五个灵魂的人赢 First one to five souls wins.
我会宰了你，混帐东西 I'll kill you, you son of a bitch.
我倒想等着看 Now that I'd like to see.
等等! Wait!
Oh!
烂手机 Damn phone.
早，小薇 Morning, Val.
嗨，乔治 Hi, George.
小可爱？ Scrumpy?
Oh...
Oh.
老天，不... Good lord. Good lord.
食物，我们有食物了 Food, food. We got food.
我们有面包、乳酪、蔬菜 We got bread. We got cheese. We got vegetables.
还有这玩意，不管这是什么 And we got... this thing. Whatever this thing is.
我们今天吃这么好都要怪你 It's all your fault we're eating so well today.
会拔毛吗？ Know how to pluck?
那是小柏蒂？ Is that... is that... Bertie?
乔治认为用鸽子表演比较好 George thought doves would be better.
快拔毛 Pluck it. Pluck it?
拔毛？ 对 Yeah. How?
什么？怎么拔？ Here.
变鸡是我变的最好的戏法 That was my best trick.
两天五条魂？ 5 souls in 2 days, huh?
给我安静，我正在想 Put a sock in it. I'm trying to think.
他来是有原因的，我知道 He's been sent to us for a reason. I know it.
牌是不会说谎的 Cards don't lie.
不会吗？ No?
“失踪:儿童慈善机构假善人”
借问一下，圣乔治先生 Pardonnez-moi. Monsieur Saint George.
我很担心你 Oh, I worry about you.
不知道你是谁 Not knowing who you are.
这对你一定很难过吧？ It must be extrmement difficile pour vous, n'est-ce pas?
对，真的是，我总是搞不清楚 Yeah, it really is. It's confusing at times.
我想我也许能帮助你 I may be able to help you. Really?
看到这装置没？动手吧，波希 Yes. You see this contraption here? Do the honours, Percy. Yes.
希望你不介意把它装在你头上 Now, if you don't mind placing it on your head.
现在，你看到这些电线没？ That's it. Now, you see these wires? Yes.
握住它们，很好 Just hold on to that. That's right.
现在，我要你放轻松 All right. That's right, now.
脑袋里啥都别想 Now, I just want you to relax. And just think of nothing.
那应该不难， 因为我... That's not gonna be hard considering...
闭上 Shut it!
你说什么？ I beg your pardon?
你的嘴 Your mouth. Don't breathe.
不要呼吸，憋住呼吸 Hold your breath. Seriously?
让能量流窜，让它自己增减 Just let the energy flow. Let it wax and wane.
心里想着地球和海洋 Think of the earth, the ocean...
非常好、很好 That's very good. Very good, very good.
我需要名字，一个名字 Yes. I need a name. I need a name. Huh?
有了 ，有名字了 ，是薛普 Yes, I have a name. Shepherd.
安东尼薛普 Anthony Shepherd.
大家都叫你东尼 They call you Tony.
真累人 That was exhausting.
你原本...做好事，我明白 You used to do good works, I understand. Erm... something about a charity,
跟慈善有关系，我想 I think.
是的 Yes. Erm...
安东尼薛普...听起来是很耳熟 Tony Shepherd... It rings a bell for sure.
这玩意，它真的有用 Wow. This... This... this... It really works. You erm...
你刚才嗯嗯啊啊的时候 Is there anything else you discovered
有发现别的事吗？ when you were doing your ''ums''? Well, I mean...
你要明白这是很古老的技术 You must understand this is an ancient technique.
恐怕我的技巧已经生疏了 Right. I'm extremely rusty, I'm afraid.
没有 No.
完全没有别的 There was absolutely nothing else. No.
那玩意真厉害，真的是 Well, it's fascinating stuff. It really is,
我能拿掉这个了吗？可以吗？ I must say. I mean, can I take this off now? Yes. Is that all right?
非常感谢你，大师 I mean, thank you very much.
不，不用客气 No, no. Not at all. Not at all.
祝福你，我有名字了 Bless you. I have a name.
慈善事业？好酷 Charity work? Cool.
那他吊在桥下干嘛？ So what was he doing dangling by his neck under the bridge?
波希 Percy!
怎么？我说了什么不该说的？ Is that rude? Did I put my foot in it?
不，真的好怪、好恐怖 No, it's erm... so strange. It's horrible, you know?
一切完全都是空白 I just... Everything is just a complete blank.
不过就如大师所说 You know? But as the good doctor said, I...
我有涉足慈善之类的事，我记得 I was involved in some sort of charity. I do remember that.
好了 ，毛拔完了 There you go. Plucked.
我一定很蠢， 自以为可以... I mean, what a fool I must have been, you know, to think that I could have... you know, changed the world.
让一切变得不同，改变世界 给人们希望 That I could have made a difference. You know, given people hope, eh?
我是说，我一定是个自大的猪头 I mean, what an arrogant idiot I must have...
那是什么？给我看一下吧？ Hey! What's that? Can I have a look at that?
你手里拿的是什么？ What is that you've got?
那是什么？ What's that?
贝多芬名曲 It's Beethoven, Ode To Joy.
不，不是问曲子 No, not the song, mate. The pipe.
那个笛子？我想它是我的 Oh... I think it belongs to me.
真的？你想... Really? You think? Yeah.
你怎知？ How do you... how do you know that?
你想起什么了 ，想起你是音乐家 You remembered you're a musician.
对，今天是回想日 ，还给我吧？ Yeah, it's a day of remembering. Can I please have it back?
你确定？你确定这是你的？ Are you sure? Yes. You're sure this is yours?
确定，朋友 Positive, mate.
你怎么能确定？ How can you be sure?
我就是知道，可以还我了吧？ I just know these things. Can I have it back, please?
好吧，拿去 Yeah. All right, then. Here you go.
Er...
Yeah.
Yeah... All right.
我不知道它跑去哪了 这很好玩，对吧？ I don't know where it's gone. It's very funny, isn't it?
可以还我了吧？那对我很重要 Can I have my pipe back? It means a lot to me.
这是很特别的笛子 Yeah, I understand. It's a special pipe. I don't quite know... OK, sorry. Got it, got it. Sorry.
找到了 ，对不起，拿去吧 There you go. Take it. Sorry, sorry. Thanks.
这不好玩，那笛子对我很重要 Listen, this isn't funny, mate. That pipe means a lot to me.
这还是有一点好玩吧？ All right? It's a little bit funny.
一点都不好玩 No, it's not. Get my pipe back. All right.
好吧，让我找一找 Let me just look around.
它在茶壶里干嘛？我挺想知道的 What is it doing in a teapot? That's what I want to know.
它在茶壶里干嘛？ What is it doing in a teapot?
我不知道 I don't know.
非常感谢你 Now, thank you very much. OK.
抱歉，我只是在玩，拿去吧 All right. I'm just mucking about. All right.
好啊，现在你却扔了它 Right! Now you go fetch that thing.
我不是开玩笑，你给我过去 No, I'm not kidding. Get that thing. OK...
好啦，我会去捡 I'm gonna get it.
马上去 Right now.
没事，冷静点 All right. Just chill out. Just chill out.
在这 There.
够了 Anton. Enough.
我只是在玩，拉近感情嘛 I'm sorry. I'm playing around, trying to bond.
谢了 ，亲爱的 Thanks, darling.
只是想拉近感情 Just trying to bond.
OK.
那还真好玩 That was fun!
是啊，好玩、好玩 Yeah. Funny, funny.
We'll take this one to the back.
我很担心安东，他怎么回事？ I'm worried about Anton. What's eating him?
他爱上薇伦婷了 He's in love with Valentina.
爱？谁准他爱的？ In love? Who gave him permission?
事有凑巧 It happens. The little snake.
这条狡猾的毒蛇 Take him from the streets
从街头解救他，他却这样报答我 我要剥了他的皮 and that's the thanks I get. I'll skin him alive.
既然你提了 ，还有另一条 While you're at it, there's the other one.
另一条？什么？ The other one? The rattlesnake.
响尾蛇，被忽略的眼镜蛇 东尼？ The forgetful cobra. Oh, Tony?
东尼只是个小麻烦 Tony's another kettle of fish.
是吗？ Is he?
他有野心又充满精力 ，是强者 Yes, he's ambitious, energetic. A man of destiny.
他还会帮我们赢 And he'll help us win.
我想是有可能 I think he just might.
小可爱觉得他不错 Scrumpy sees some good in him.
她最好跟安东一起 She's better off with Anton.
也许我该把她许配给 Perhaps I should offer her hand
帮我们集满五条魂的人 to whoever helps us win the next five souls.
这比你今天想的所有烂主意 还要糟 That's an even worse idea than all the other bad ones you've had today.
你错了 You're not wrong,
不...他们没人配得上她 you're not wrong. Neither of them is worthy of her.
你向来不会错，对吧？ You're never wrong, are you?
波希，没有你我该怎么办？ Percy. What would I do without you?
去找个侏儒 Get a midget. What?
矮矮的家伙，比我高一点 You know, short fellow. A little taller than I am.
短腿、小脚、大头 Short legs, short feet, big head. Runs kind of funny.
跑起来有点可笑的 Yes, I know, I know.
帕纳大师 Doctor Parnassus...
与天同寿 as old as the universe itself.
通晓各种神秘的... Versed in... Ah, evening, smokers.
你好、你好 Hello, hello, hello. How's your night tonight?
你今晚过的如何？好吗？ Is it good?
都还好吧？你喝了不少，对吧？ Is it all right? Had a few pints? Let the mind... Is he OK?
他还好吧？ ...of the great Dr Parnassus...
你做什么？想查探什么？ What are you doing, sniffing about like that?
我们今晚要专心 We must concentrate tonight.
一切就靠今晚了 Everything depends on it.
让大师伟大的心灵 Let the great mind... of this doctor...
让他引领你 ...transport you...
进入你的想像世界 ...to the world of your imagination.
亲爱的，我看到非常特别的... You, my dear, I see having a very special destiny.
别再拖了 ，你这个大娘炮 Procrastinate no longer, you stupid ponce.
Procrastinate no longer.
是歌手，我敢说你歌声绝美 Oh, no, no, no, a singer. I bet you have the voice...
你好 Hi there! ...of an angel.
天使美声，你不知道吗？ Don't you, now?
相信我，你会爱死这次体验的 Now, come on, trust me, you're gonna love this experience.
你干嘛？ Hey, what are you doing?
我要带你前往你幻想的中心 Taking you to the heart of your imagination.
别想 Oh, my God. No way.
相信我，小姐，你不会后悔的 Trust me, you will not regret this.
去吧，纱纱 Go for it, Sal. Yeah, go for it, Sal.
除非她跟我一起去 Only if she comes too.
这才像话嘛 Now you're talking.
我不能一次让两个人去 I can't do two at the same time.
你疯啦，小子？去吧 Are you crazy, kid? Go for it.
我不要自己一个人去 Well, I'm not going on my own.
我们一起去 We'll do it together.
一起，好主意 Together. Good idea.
不行，你疯了？ Are you crazy?
两个幻想世界？在里面？同时？ Two imaginations in there at the same time?
不、不、不...女士们... Oh, no, no, no. Ladies, ladies, ladies.
一次一个人，懂吗？ One at a time's fine, you see.
里面要是挤两个人 When there are two,
想像力强的会压过弱的 the stronger imagination will overcome the weaker
很难说会发生什么事 and you have no idea what might happen.
那真是太蠢了 That's really stupid.
一次一个人比较安全，跟我来 One alone is safe. Follow me.
好好享受吧 Enjoy yourselves.
放开我 Let go!
别怕 Wait, Anton. Anton! Have no fear.
放我下去 Put me down!
她不想自己去 She doesn't want to do it on her own.
你朋友即将经历改变人生的体验 Your friend is about to have a life-changing experience. Put me down! Pillock.
你在干嘛？ No! What are you doing?
我们有顾客 We've got a customer.
Oh, here we go!
爸爸，父亲 Dad. Father. Ooh! Sal!
Sal! Get off me! Sal!
Dave! Dave!
别怪打工的 Don't shoot the messenger.
停，退后!退后! Sal's in there!Get back! Get back!
Get back! Get back!
Wait. Wait!
Tony!
Come here, you!
Get off!.
Come back!
Wa-argh!
你好 Hi there.
Ow! Shit.
It's no people.
你在想什么？ What were you thinking?
看你做的好事 Look what you've done.
天哪，别来烦我们 Jesus. Leave us alone. I'm trying to help.
我是想帮你 出去!滚开 Get out of here. Leave! First to five.
First to five.
先集满五条魂，集到一条了 First to five. One down. First to five. Ssh. It's OK.
我们得继续前进 Get up. We've gotta keep moving.
我知道，没关系，修的好的 I know. It's all right. It's fixable. Look, all the homeless guys.
好吧，我们走吧 They'll eat our food. All right. Let's do this. Jesus Christ!
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
我在帮忙 I'm helping.
你搞的一团乱，快滚吧 You made a mess. What? I'm... Get out of here. Come on.
你根本没帮上忙，起来 Percy, Percy... You're not helping. Get up.
好...好吧，我走就是了 All right, all right. All right! I'm gone. Go away.
为什么不找保险公司理赔就好？ Why don't you just claim it all on insurance?
滚啦! Bugger off!.
好吧，我只是问问 All right. I was just asking.
Oh, God.
今天那群人很有趣，对不？ That was quite an interesting crowd, wasn't it?
别来烦我 Just leave me alone, mate.
小薇有点担心你 Hey, Val is a little worried about you, mate.
她要我跟你谈谈今天的事 And she wanted me to have a little chat with you about
谈那个跑去镜子后面的小姐 what happened today, with the young lady behind the mirror.
你想说什么？ Erm... What are you suggesting, mate?
你可以说，我们都听见她尖叫 Anton, you can tell me, mate. We all heard her screaming.
我也在尖叫 I was screaming as well.
真是太恐怖了 It was terrifying. It was terrifying?
恐怖？我不懂 I don't understand.
是啊，你是不会懂 Well, you wouldn't, would you?
你还没进过大师的心灵吧？ You haven't been inside the Doctor's mind, have you?
对，没有 No, I haven't. No. Yeah, you, you, my friend,
朋友，你也许以为这是骗局 you probably think it's a scam.
不是吗？ Well, ain't it? Oh, no.
不是 No, it's not.
不过我不会...期待你明白 I wouldn't, I wouldn't... I wouldn't expect you to understand.
不会，过一百万年也不会 Not in a million years.
要是帕纳大师真能控制人的心灵 Right, so if Dr Parnassus can really control people's minds,
那他为什么没有统治世界？ then why isn't he ruling the world, then? Hey?
为什么搞这种杂耍表演？ Why bother with this little... sideshow act?
这不是杂耍，他不想统治世界 It's not a sideshow. He don't wanna rule the world.
他要世界自己统治自己 He wants the world to rule itself.
是啊 Yeah.
那镜子呢？ And what about the mirror? What's that about?
那是干嘛的？骗人的戏法？ A bit of hocus-pocus? No, mate.
不，东尼...你不明白 Tony, Tony, Tony, you don't get it, man.
那是... It is...
那无法言喻，那是个谜 It's impossible to describe. It's just a mystery. Yeah.
那是一切，是你，是我，是我们 It's everything. It's you, it's me, it's us.
他在那镜子后面藏有整个宇宙 He holds the universe behind that mirror.
“先集满五条魂” 对你有意义吗 Does ''first to five'' mean anything to you?
我以为你应该很聪明 I thought you were supposed to be the clever one.
结束了 ，输了 ，全完了 It's all over. It's lost. Finished. Over. Ssh. Don't say that.
别这么说，永远不会结束 It's never over.
你应该是长生不死的，记得吗？ You're supposed to be immortal, remember?
说真的，不会有事的，爸 Honestly, it's gonna be OK, Dad.
你怎么会懂？ How can you understand? Hm?
你是个孩子，从来没爱过人 You're a child. You've never loved.
不像我 Not like I have.
从那一刻我抬头 From the moment I looked up...
看到她，我就被迷住了 and saw her, I was captivated.
终身成了爱情的囚犯 A prisoner for life.
不过我当时已经一千岁了 I was a thousand years old.
我怎能追她？我怎能... How could I woo her?
让她成为我的女人？ How could I ever make her mine?
波希，你这个恶魔 Percy, you devil!
放手!你不明白 Let go. You don't understand.
别傻了 ，你死不了的 Don't be a fool. Let go.
放手 You can't die. You're immortal. Let go!
你有不死之身 You'll just end up broken in an eternity ward.
你只会全身碎裂永远住在病房里 And I'll end up looking after you...
而我则会一直找你...找一辈子 Just let go, you little shit. ...forever!
No!
在这种时候，魔鬼总在附近徘徊 And at times like these, the Devil was never far away.
怎么闷闷不乐的，老帕？ Why look so glum, Parny?
要积极正面 Accentuate the positive.
他不但让我永生 He granted me mortality again...
还给了我青春和新的能力 and youth and new powers. Greater powers.
而我赢得了她的芳心，我很爱她 And I won her. I was so in love.
深深地爱她 So in love.
可是代价是什么？ But at what price?
代价是什么？ What price?
你好，大师 What's up, Doc?
代价是什么？ But at what price?
Pick up those rotten apples.
Percy, pick up those rotten apples.
Ow. Sorry.
你只有擦伤和瘀伤，感谢老天 Thank God it's only cuts and bruises.
我以为我们失去你了 Yeah. I thought we'd lost you.
甜心 Oh, sweetheart. What a sweet thing to say.
你真好心，看看你 Oh, look at you.
我一直想问你你父亲的事 I've been meaning to ask you about your father.
他似乎心情很不好 He seems to be in a terrible state, you know.
是财务的问题吗？是为了钱？ Now, is it a financial thing? Is it money?
我不知道 I don't know.
因为如果是的话，我能帮忙 Because if it is, you know I can help out in that area.
我不知道 I don't know.
或者是表演的事？ Or is it the show, perhaps?
我再也不在乎表演了 I don't care about the show any more.
还是警察？ Or what about the police? Maybe...
叫警察来，我受够这样的生活了 Bring on the police. I'm sick of living like this.
真的？ Oh, really?
你不是很坚强吗？ Oh, aren't you a little toughie, eh?
听着，你不该用这种口气说话 Now, listen, you shouldn't be talking this way.
你们做的事很重要，是家族事业 All right? It's very important what you're doing. It's family stuff. You know?
只不过也许该用不一样的方法做 Maybe it's just... things ought to be done a little different around here.
你建议用哪种不一样的方法？ What different sort of way do you suggest?
早，大师，昨晚睡的好吗？ Morning. How was your sleep last night?
我看到你头上撞出一个包 You had a nasty bump on your head.
不一样？什么意思？ Different? What do you mean?
我一直在想，很显然的 Well, I've been thinking, sir, that, you know, it's quite obvious that people...
不是很多人想看这个表演 you know, not many people are attracted to the show.
多谢你了 Oh, thank you so much.
请原谅我 Well, forgive me,
不过我有解决你问题的办法 but I have a couple of solutions to your problem.
一，我在想...改变表演方式 One; I was thinking of changing the style of the show.
二，我会改变观众，可能的话 And two; I would change the audience, perhaps.
改变？ Change?
对 Yeah.
照我的想法，我两者都改 But in my opinion I'd change both. You know, that's just me.
不过，那只是我的想法 And I'd... Change the show?
改变表演？你以为你是谁啊？ Who the friggin' hell do you think you are?
别那么害怕改变，朋友 Don't be so afraid of change, mate.
事实上，这表演、舞台都很不 The fact of the matter is, this show, the stage, it's just not...
我不知道那个字眼怎么说 I don't know what the word is. It's... But you know, it's not...
不够时尚？ Modern?
时尚，对 Modern. Yes.
人们要时尚，他们要像... You see, people want modern. They want, you know, like... like this.
这个很现代，这就是人们要的 See. This here is contemporary. This is what people want.
我很清楚这个世界，相信我 I know this world. Trust me. All right?
你和你的心智控制魔法 Now, with you and your mind control thingamajigamy,
我们要让大众更容易接近 we need to meet the public halfway.
对的地区，对的族群 You know? The right public in the right part of town.
那条子怎么办？ What about the filth?
什么？ What?
条子 The filth.
他是说警察 He means the police.
那里的条子会有更有水准 Oh, well, there'll be a better class of filth too.
那就行了 That will be the day.
听着 Yeah. Listen.
诀窍在于不要躲藏 The secret is, you know, not to hide.
要大胆、要生动 Be bold. Be colourful.
也许不用那么生动啦 You know, or actually, you know, be less colourful, perhaps.
去人们没想到你会出现的地方 And go places people would never expect you to be at.
你懂吗？想想吧 You know? Think.
大师，你救了我一命 Sir, you saved my life.
现在让我做点事回报你，拜托 Now let me do something in return for you. Please.
你帮我拿一下吧 Would you hold on to that?
小可爱 Scrumpy.
你相信巧合吗？ You believe in coincidence?
不，根本没这种事 No, there's no such thing.
你一向都说，万物皆有道理 Isn't that what you always told me? Everything has a reason. Yes, that's what I believe.
对，那是我的信念，那牌呢？ And the cards. Do you believe in them?
你相信它们吗？ What the hell are you on about, Dad?
爸，你想说什么？这是测验吗？ Is this some kind of test?
拜托，今天是很重要的一天 Scrumpy, please, this is an extremely important day.
我们要在东尼身上赌一把吗？ Do we gamble on Tony?
我要你的意见，我需要你的忠告 I want your opinion. I need your advice.
我真不敢相信，你要我的意见？ I don't believe this. You want my opinion? Yeah.
这是最棒的生日礼物了 This is the best birthday present ever.
好，赌吧，就这么做 Yes. Gamble. Let's do it. Yes!
就这么做! Let's do it!
我爱你，爸 I love you, Dad.
把魔鬼抛脑后 And the Devil take the hindmost.
真好 Well, lovely. Yeah.
是啊，好甜蜜 How sweet.
现在要怎么办？ So what do we do now?
我看看 Well, let's see.
首先，我们有多少钱可以花？ First off, how much money do we have to play with?
因为我们会需要 Cos we're gonna need...
全部的钱 all of it.
你干嘛？ Anton! What are you doing?
你昨晚造成的损伤还不够吗？ Didn't you do enough damage last night?
安东!想跑的是我 Anton! I'm the one who wants to run away.
拜托，别破坏我的生日 Please, don't spoil my birthday.
我们需要你 We need you.
我需要你 I need you.
你有多少钱？ How much money have you got?
“请慷慨拿取”
“更独特的魔幻冒险”
亲爱的，你没看到牌子吗？ Look, my dear, did you not read our sign?
我们是来给，不是拿的 We're here to give, not take, my darling.
然而，我从你美丽的眼中看得出 But I can see from your beautiful eyes
你是很好心的女士，我为你喝采 that you are a very, very generous lady and I applaud you for that.
抱歉，不过 Excuse me, but how does this work?
这怎么玩？要价多少？ What does it cost? Cost? No.
要价？ The lmaginarium does not cost a thing.
我们来此不是为了钱 We're not here for money.
这要花多久时间？ How long does it take?
那要看情况了 Well, that depends, my dear.
我快来不及了 I'm running late.
来不及赴一个重要的约会 Late, late, for a very important date.
我这辈子听太多次这种借口了 Gosh, I can't tell you how many times I've heard that in my life.
听着，我能问你一个问题吗？ Listen, can I ask you a question?
你有梦想吗？ Do you dream?
或者我该说 Or should I say,
你的梦想可以用钱买到吗？ can you put a price on your dreams?
或者 Or
不幸的人的梦想 the dreams of the less fortunate in this world, huh?
它们有标价吗？ Is there a price for them?
还是你们都很绝望 Or are you all in despair at your inability
因为无法改变这世上的错误？ to change what is wrong in this world, huh?
我曾有个梦 You see, I had a dream.
不过我放弃了 But I too walked away from it.
我太忙，我没时间管它 You know, I ignored it. I had no time for it.
这听起来很耳熟吧？ Does that sound familiar to you? Yes?
我知道，亲爱的 I know, my dear. But, you see, ladies and gentlemen,
不过各位，我受到奇迹拯救 I was saved by a miracle.
帕纳大师的奇迹 By Doctor Parnassus.
他让我再度找回人生 He gave me my life back again.
他让我有理由做梦 He gave me a reason to dream.
他带我去了幸福瀑布 He took me to the waterfall of happiness.
而我重生了 And I was reborn.
是的，女士先生们，我告诉各位 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I can tell you now, I have been...
我曾经...不，我已经净化了 No, I am... purified.
我先 I'll go first. No, I'm going first!
不，我先 No, no, no.
女士们， 目前已经额满 Ladies, we are actually solidly booked right now. Back off!.
不过我们接受预定 But we are taking reservations. Make a booking. Excuse me.
Calm down.
那孩子给人领养吗？ Is that child up for adoption?
是的 Yes.
我要领养那个不幸的黑小孩 I want to adopt that unfortunate black child.
他不该做苦工 It shouldn't be working like this.
他应该去上学 It should be in school.
这里由谁负责？ Who's in charge here?
是你，尊贵的女士 You are, my lady.
别碰我 Don't you touch me.
不要害怕，一切都很好，警官 Don't be frightened, dear. Everything's OK, officers.
亲爱的，今晚属于你 My darling, tonight is your night.
你想被净化吗？ Do you want to be purified? Well, oh...
你的时候到了 ，请让开 This is your time. Please, out of the way.
你在开玩笑吗？ But we queued. How come she gets to be purified?
她已经被选上了 She has been chosen, my dear.
入定吧，大师 Come away. Trance, Doctor.
我还没付钱呢 But I haven't paid a thing.
等你离去时再决定要不要捐钱吧 You can make a donation on your way out if you feel the need to.
有些人会捐，大多数人都会捐 Some people do. Most people do.
他入定了 And he is in his trance.
相信我，你是最幸运的女士了 Believe me, my dear, you are the luckiest lady alive.
祝你好运 Now, good luck. Ooh.
这真刺激又好玩 Oh, this is exciting. This is fun.
有好多好多诱惑 There are so many temptations.
看一眼就好？ Maybe just a peek?
不，等等，东尼! No, wait, Tony!
真美 Oh, how gorgeous.
天哪 Golly.
我说，好美 I say, gorgeous.
是我! It's me.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你是谁？ Who are you, dear?
我一直知道你是这个模样 Oh, I have always known that you would look like this.
而我却不知道你的名字 I don't even know your name.
我是罗杰 It's Roger.
不，不对 No, it's not.
是贝瑞 It's Barry.
贝瑞？ Barry?
对 Yes.
真是帅气! How dashing.
是啊 Quite.
“一夜情旅馆”
“办公室”
“有空房” 我的天哪 Oh, goodness me.
等一下，女士，不...等一下 Just a minute now. No, no, just a minute now.
要是我没弄错 If I'm not mistaken,
我相信你是想自己进去 I believe you're meant to go alone.
我为什么不带你进去？ Why would I want to go there without you, my darling?
规则之一 Well, it's one of the rules.
一次一个梦想 One imagination at a time,
避免互相影响 free from the influence of another.
无聊 Boring.
别怪使者 Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
我才不会怪使者 I'm not going to shoot the messenger.
你看!过来 Oh, look, come!
另一个可能性，来...你得选择 Another possibility. Come. Come, come. You must make a choice.
说真的，我强力推荐这个 Mm. Actually, to be quite honest, I would strongly recommend this one.
平底船 The gondola.
你看 Look,
范伦铁诺 Rudolph Valentino.
詹姆斯狄恩 James Dean.
黛安娜王妃 Princess Di.
这些人...他们都死了 All these people... ...they're all dead.
对...但他们是不朽的 Yes. But... immortal, nevertheless.
他们不会变老或变胖 They won't get old, or fat.
他们不会生病或虚弱 They won't get sick or feeble.
他们不会恐惧， 因为他们... They are beyond fear
永远青春 because they are forever young.
他们是神 They are gods.
而你可以加入他们 And you can join them.
你真是会说话 You are such a wonderful speaker.
我知道，上船吧 I know. Get in the boat.
还有一件事，看着我 Ah, one more thing. Look at me.
这件事非常非常 This is very,
非常非常重要 very, very, very important.
你的奉献必须完全纯净 Your sacrifice must be absolutely pure.
因此，你需要 Therefore you will need to relinquish
放弃所有世俗的财产 all your worldly possessions.
你是指这个？ Oh. You mean this?
对，这个，还有这个 Yes. And this.
这个 Now this one.
好了 ，你自由了、你自由了 谢谢你 Got it! You're free. You're free. Thank you.
拜拜 Bye-bye. Ta-ta.
再见 Bye.
拜 Bye.
准备重生吧，亲爱的 Prepare to be reborn, darling.
记住 And remember...
没有永恒的事物 Nothing's permanent.
连死亡也一样 Not even death.
该死! Shit.
I um...
Have you... What if...
No, it's...
Oh.
我发生了什么事？ What the hell just happened to me?
你是怎么做到的？ How did you do that?
那没什么 Oh, it was nothing.
Voil. Oh, voil.
Oh, oh, oh...
谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
太美妙了 That was so beautiful.
谢谢，你给我力量继续下去 Oh, thank you, madame. You have given me the strength to continue. Bless you.
开给谁？抬头就空白吧 What name? I'll leave it blank.
Thank you.
Madame, you've...
让我去 Take me!
Voil.
太赞了 Fabulous.
Oh.
谢了 Oh, thanks.
再一个，我们就自由了 One more to go and we're free.
Whoo!
(They speak angrily in Russian)
Hey!
Anton!
Just wait...
Ooh!
我们在哪？他人呢？ Where are we? Where did he go?
老大，你说的是英文 Boss, you speak English.
我也是耶 Yeah, me too.
你们好 Hi. Hello.
“飞上云端” 今日特价 Today's special. ''Reach for the Clouds.''
发掘你真正的潜能 Discover your true potential.
你们也能变有钱、有名 You too can become rich, famous, celebrated.
使用非有机或无核果原料制造 Using no organic produce or nut-free food,
发掘你内在的力量 discover the power within you. Market research...
他在那里! There he is! Where? Where?
...only , I'm sure... After him!
放轻松，闻一闻花朵 I'm sure. Relax. Smell the flower.
Quick, up the ladder! After him.
Quickly.
飞上云端 Reach for the clouds!
来吧，找到你的潜能 Come on, achieve your potential.
这可能是你，这会是你 It can be you. It will be you.
这就是你 It is you!
这会是你 It will be you!
这就是你 It is you!
Oh...
Get up there, quickly!
Quickly!
You idiots!
Aaargh!
Waargh!
Get up! Come on!
起来!笨蛋!我要他死! Gregor, get up! Idiots! I want him dead!
没事，我会接住你 It's OK! It's OK, I've got you! I've got you! I've got you!
宰了他! Kill him!
给我一个机会嘛 Give me a chance!
那不是他 That's not him!
我说过那不是他了 I told you that's not him!
不是吗？ It's not?
对，不是 No, it's not. It's not.
应该是的 It has to be.
老大永远都是对的 The boss is always right.
No, this has to be!
他说的对，不是我 Wait, wait, wait! He was right. It's not me.
应该是的 It has to be.
你看 Look!
你以为能骗过我们？不可能 You think you fool us? No way, Jose. No way! Stop.
听着，你偷了我的钱 Listen to me. You stole my money.
我会让你再死一次 I will make you die again.
这次，你死定了 This time... forever.
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you?
抱歉! Excuse me!
你能把他放下吗？ Would you mind putting him down?
你以为你在干嘛？ What do you think you're playing at?
你以为这是你家卧室吗？ You're in your bedroom now?
你在玩你的玩偶？ You're playing with soldiers, with toys?
不，这是真的人 No, this is a human being!
他跟我走 Now, he's coming with me!
或者我们可以用拳头来决定 Or maybe we can settle this with some fisticuffs.
好，谁先？ All right? Who's first? You're up.
好，来吧，动手吧 All right. Bring it on, man. Bring it on. Let's do this. Let's do this.
好吧，你先 OK? You first? You first?
放轻松，闻一闻花朵 You first? Relax. Smell the flower.
闻吧 Smell. OK.
天哪 Oh, my...
哈啰，小子们，化暴力为善力 'Ello, 'ello. Hey, boys, channel that violence for the good.
来，加入我们 Come on, join up. Come on, lads.
来吧，今天就加入 Join up today.
用警棍、警徽和警枪来拥抱暴力 We love violence With truncheon, badge and gun
我们找乐子时，你有权保持缄默 Your right to silence ends, babe When we begin our fun
不过若你选择加入，选的还真好 But if you choose to join us The choice is clearly yours
我们敢发誓，踢倒大门完全合法 We'll swear that you'll be legal When we batter down the doors
尤其是对那些我们不喜欢的人 Of people we don't like, you know...
那些怪胎、黑人和黑道
如果他们反抗，拿起武器装子弹 And split their flesh, their bones, their skulls...
打烂他们的肉、骨和头颅
声音铁定震耳欲聋 Mama!
让他们知道，说清楚
我们让人又畏又惧
妈妈 We're the mothers of all fears, oi-- Mama! Wait!
等等，方向错误、选择错误 Wrong way! Wrong choice!
回来 Come back!
妈妈 Mama!
回来 Come back!
老帕，我要去芝加哥了 Hey, Parny! I'm going to Chicago, baby.
我开车去 I'm driving a stick.
Yea-a-a-a-he-a-a-a!
Ahh.
安东 Anton! Anton...
醒醒，安东 Wakey, wakey... Wakey, wakey.
我需要你帮忙，你得帮我 Anton... I need your help. Wakey, wakey. Help me. I'm awake.
你看见没？我爬上了天梯 Did you see me? Did you? Yeah. You were great. I climbed the ladder.
真是不可思议 It was unbelievable.
我差点就碰到云了 ，真惊人 I mean, I nearly touched the clouds. I felt incredible.
我呈现了真实的自我 I've been my true self.
你是谁？ Who are you?
我是东尼，东尼! It's Tony. Tony. Tony.
你不是东尼，不对，不是东尼 No, it's not Tony. You're not Tony. No, it's not Tony.
运用你的想像力 ，用想像力 Use your imagination. Huh? Use your imagination.
我需要你帮忙 Listen... I need your help.
你懂帕纳的心灵，对吧？ Yeah? You know Parnassus' mind.
我要怎么回去那些梯子那里？ How do I get back to those ladders?
有路径吗？有地图吗？ Is there a map? Hey, hey, hey!
你真的是东尼，对吧？ So you're Tony, right?
如果你是，那我的鸡叫什么？ If you're Tony, what's the name of my chicken?
What?
鸡拔毛了 Plucked. God, you've no idea what it's like to feel,
天哪，你根本不知道当神的感觉 I mean, like a god.
我的肺充满了空气 My lungs were full of air.
他们是谁？ Who were they?
那些在我面前挥拳的俄国佬？ Who were those big Russian men with the fists in my face?
那不重要 That's not important.
那很重要 It is important. Getting back to that... full body...
你偷了他们的钱 You stole their money.
我没有 No, I didn't.
你偷了他们的钱，他们说的 You stole their money. That's what
我听到的，亲耳听到 I heard them say, with my own ears.
你相信他们却不相信我？ You're going to believe them, not me?
可能是吧 I might. And what are these?
你额头上的那些记号呢？ Explain these marks on your forehead.
我不知道，跟撒旦有关，魔鬼 I don't know. Something satanic... Devil...
那些是罪大恶极的坏人 Listen, those were irredeemably bad men. Hm?
而我是本性善良 OK? And I'm essentially good.
对不起，东尼是想...循规蹈矩？ Oh, sorry, Tony's trying to be, what, prim? Self-righteous.
自以为是! Self-righteous?
自以为是？ Yes.
你要我说实话？你要听实话？ Well, you want me to be honest? Oh, yeah. You want the truth?
我爱听实话 I'd love it.
真的？ Really?
你以为你勇气十足？ Think you can muster it up?
你能全都吐实？ Do you think you can get it out of that carcass of yours?
就这一次，对我说吧 Just for once. Just for me. Eh?
我创立慈善事业时 When I set up my charity, Anton -
儿童慈善事业 a charity for kids -
我很需要钱 I needed money,
我向那些人贷款 and I accepted a loan from those men.
我完全不知...我不知道 I had no id... I didn't know.
他们利用慈善机构洗钱 They laundered dirty money through the charity.
我知道我很蠢 I know I was stupid.
我犯了错 I made a mistake...
可是孩子们不该受罚 ...and the kids weren't to blame.
他们是无辜的 They were the innocents.
可是我 But I...
我每天都背负着那一切 I carry that every day.
我人生的每一天 Every day of my life.
All right.
是你想听实话的 You wanted the truth.
对不起 Sorry.
你还好吧？ Are you OK?
谢谢你对我说实话 Thank you for that.
那些梯子在哪里？ Where are the ladders?
你能带我去看吗？ Will you show me?
那些云 The clouds...
Nah.
安东？朋友，别走 Anton... Hey, mate, don't leave...
别把我扔在这里 Ow, ow, ow. Don't leave me here.
安东，别扔下我 Anton! Don't leave me. Come on.
拜托，我今天差点死翹翹 I almost died today.
别丢下我，朋友，拜托 Don't leave me. Mate, come on.
我当时需要钱 I ju... Oh, this... I needed the money!
经营慈善事业是很花钱的 When you run a charity, you have to give lots of money away.
The red tape, the bureauc...
You have no idea
what a bunch of fascists the Charity Commission is.
他还要说他的故事多少遍？ How many more times does he have to say sorry?
波希，这太扯了 ，放他下来 This is ridiculous. Bring him down.
薇伦婷，为什么你就是看不出来 Listen, Valentina. Look at me. Why can't you see that he has betrayed us
他背叛也欺骗了我们，这很明显 and he has fooled us all? It's so obvious.
你只是忌妒 Open the hatch! You're just jealous. It's not funny.
我不是忌妒 I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous.
波希，打开门 Percy, open the hatch.
他为什么会想下来？ Why would he wanna come down?
他知道我们不喜欢他 He knows we don't like him.
拜托，看看这些东西 Come on, you guys. Look at this stuff.
你们忘了他来之前是什么样子？ Have you forgotten how it was before he came?
不，我没忘 No, no, I haven't forgotten, Valentina.
那时很单纯，帮我拉拉链好吗？ It was so pure. Will you please just unzip me here? Pure?
那些女人呢？你看过她们的表情 And the women? You saw their faces when they came out.
我看过他的面孔 I saw his faces, Valentina.
两副面孔都看过 I saw both of his faces. He has at least two.
今天是我生日 If not more. It's my birthday.
波希，我们应该要庆祝的 Percy, we're supposed to be celebrating.
至少东尼还记得 At least Tony remembered.
拜托你听我说一下好吗？ Would you please listen to me for one second?
不用管它 No. Leave it.
让他进来，应该是... Let him in, it's...
东尼？ Tony?
我想不是 No, I think not.
坐下 Sit down.
拜托谁去应个门好吗？ Can somebody please answer the door?
我受不了没人应门，或接电话 I can't stand not answering the door, or the telephone. Drives me crazy. It's not in my nature.
这不是我的天性 I won't be able to sleep.
我睡不着，这样敲敲敲的声音 会整晚在我脑子里敲 The knock-knock-knocking is gonna be in my head all night.
类似的声音啦 Just things like that.
Well...
你赢了 ...you've won.
已经结束了 It's over.
四个烂俄罗斯人？ Four rotten Russkies? And the girl from the pub.
还有夜店那个女的 莎莉 Ahh, Sal.
她不算，你算吗？ She don't count. Do you, Sal?
这就是你找乐子的方法？ And that's how you take your pleasure, is it?
把我耍着玩？跟猫玩老鼠一样？ Toying with me? Like a cat with a mouse?
莎莉没有做出真正的选择 Come on. Sal didn't get to make a real choice.
你因为她出局，就不公平了 You were out for the count. It wouldn't be fair.
你集了四条魂 You got four... So, you know, you get your friend Tony.
你还有我们的朋友东尼，拜托 Come on.
我们平手 We're even.
赌局还不算结束 It's not quite over.
不算 Not quite.
看看时间，都快十一点了 Ho-ho, look at the time. It's almost eleven.
爸 Dad? What?
我们要再表演一场，快点 Oh. We're going to have to give another performance. Now, quickly.
准备移动 Get ready to move out.
那是谁？ Who was that?
只是个问路的人 Just somebody asking the way.
我就在你上头，他不是来问路的 I overheard you. He wasn't asking the way.
东尼，波希 Yes. Tony! Percy!
怎么回事？ What's going on?
现在别问，小可爱 Not now, Scrumpy, not now.
东尼人呢？ Where's Tony?
你在隐藏什么？ What are you hiding?
一定跟那个乱七八糟的故事有关 It's to do with that rambling story
那个你一直没说完的故事 you started telling and never finished.
你在隐藏什么？ What are you hiding?
Oh, you...
我想知道真相 I want to know the truth.
真相？ The truth?
我已经一千岁了 I am thousands of years old.
我曾拥有不死之身 I have been immortal.
还有 And...
我的确跟魔鬼做了交易 ...I did make a bargain with the Devil.
为了故事里那个女人？ For that woman, in the story?
对 Yes.
你母亲 Your mother.
我恢复青春 I regained my youth and I won her.
也赢得了她，我们快乐地厮守 We lived in joy.
我们一起变老 We grew old together.
后来有一天她告诉我她怀孕了 And then one day she came and told me that she was pregnant.
想像一下 Imagine.
六十岁怀孕，那真是奇迹 60 years old and pregnant. It was a miracle.
不过她生产时死了 But she died giving birth.
我？ Me?
对 Yes.
是奇迹还是错误？ Miracle or a mistake?
你是我犯过最好的错误 You're the best mistake I ever made.
还有那交易...跟魔鬼的交易？ And the bargain with the Devil?
交易一定有买方与卖方 There are two parts to a bargain.
他让我重获青春 He granted me mortality
条件是，我的任何孩子 on condition that any child I would father...
满16岁时，就属于他 would, at the age of 1 6 , belong to him.
不，这只是你编的故事 No. You're just telling a story.
一个残酷的故事 A cruel story.
我为什么要相信你？ Why should I believe it? Because it's true.
因为每个字都是真的 Every word of it's true.
不过有了新的赌局 But... But there's a new wager.
一切并未全输，我们能赢的 All is not lost. Now, we can win, we can win.
你会再度属于我 You'll be mine again. Enough, enough!
不，听我说 Stop! No, listen to me, Scrumpy.
听听你自己说的话 Listen to yourself!.
你是谁？我已经不知道了 Who are you? I don't know any more!
你一直在我脑袋里灌输梦想 All my life you've filled my head with dreams.
你的梦想 Your dreams.
你跟恶魔谈交易 You're making deals with the Devil.
我是什么？一个可悲的赌注？ What am I? A pathetic bet?
另一个错误？ Another mistake?
她走了、她走了 Val! Oh, she's gone. She's gone. Telling the truth...
说实话一直都是坏主意 Always a bad idea.
别说话，你这自以为是的脓疮 Oh, hold your tongue, you smug little pustule!
滚出我的视线，别靠近 Get out of my sight and stay out!
也许你会找到一个侏儒 Perhaps you'll find a midget -
如果你幸运的话 if you're lucky.
薇伦婷! Valentina!
靠 Fuck.
Come on.
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
设法拯救你女儿 Trying to save your daughter's life, sir.
救？怎么救？ Save? How?
我可以成为第五条魂 Well, I figured I could be the fifth soul.
我愿意冒险 See. I could take that risk, sir.
你是好人，东尼，不过这没用 You're a good lad, Tony, but it's no use.
我们还有时间，不是吗？ We still have time, don't we?
是啊，当然还有时间 Yes, of course there's still time, but...
我从来不求任何回报 You know I'd never ask for anything in return?
那不是我的天性 It's not in my nature.
你是圣人，孩子 Well, you're a saint, my boy, you're a saint, but it...
不过这完全没用 it's positively useless.
其实，还有一件事 Actually, there is one thing.
Um...
传授我入定的秘诀吧？ How about an initiation into the secrets of the trance?
我做不到，那不会有用的 Oh, I can't do that, no. What? Why not?
为什么不会？ No, it won't work.
我想我行的，你会是很棒的老师 I could do it. You'd be a great teacher.
我太难过了 It hurts my head. What do you mean? Too up... Too upset.
现在不是难过的时候，你该快乐 Oh, it's not a time to be upset, sir. It's time to be happy.
想想薇伦婷吧？ I mean, think about Valentina.
我们需要你入定来完成这件事 Now, we need you to be in a trance for this to work.
你能入定吗？ Mm. Can you give me that?
拜托，闭上眼睛 Come on. Close your eyes, come on.
闭上眼睛，想想海洋 Close your eyes. Think of the ocean.
海浪来又去 The ocean going in and out.
来又去 In and... out.
对，来...又去 Yes, in and... out.
来...又去 In and out.
来...又去 And in and out.
马的! Shit!
集中精神，这不是软弱的时候 I don't have time for this. Pull yourself together. This is not a time to be playing baby.
不行 It's no good. What isn't?
怎么回事？听我说 It's no good.
专心点 没有用 Now concentrate. Won't work. Damn it, Tony, just... I need to calm down.
我需要冷静，你需要冷静 You need to calm down.
你只需要放轻松 You just need to relax and try
试着...想想 and um... think of... c
巧克力 hocolate.
在热锅里融化 Um, melting away on a hot stove.
它就这么融化 It's just melting, melting...
好，保持专注、保持专注 Good, good, good, good, good. Right, stay with me, sir. Stay with me.
你是怎么回事？ Oi, what's wrong with you?
责任! Duty!
真相! Truth!
正义! Oi. Justice!
你到底是怎么了？ Now, what is your problem?
谎言，全是谎言 It's lies. Just listen.
冷静点，真是...有其父必有其女 All right now, calm down. Bloody hell, father like daughter.
冷静点，怎么了？告诉我 Now come here, look at me. No. Calm down. No, no. What is wrong? Talk to me. Lying...
说谎 Who's lying?
谁说谎？ I used to think it was precious.
我曾以为这很珍贵，根本不是 It's not.
幻境吗？你在说什么？ What, the lmaginarium? What are you talking about?
我甚至无法逃走 I can't even run away. You can't even run away from what?
你要逃谁？逃离这个？ You wanna run away from this? Yes.
听着，如果你想走 Listen, if you wanna get away,
我能带你去一个美丽的地方 I can take you to a beautiful place.
我能带你去别处 All right? I can take you somewhere.
带你离开这片黑暗，迎向光明 I can get you out of this darkness. I'll take you to the light, all right?
我带你去美丽的地方，就你跟我 I'll take you somewhere beautiful. Just you and me.
相信我，跟我来 Now trust me. Come with me now.
我们没时间扯了 We don't have time for this. All right?
那里是天堂 Now, it's gonna be a paradise, all right?
是我的世界，也会是我们的世界 It's my world. It could be our world.
相信我，一切会很完美 Trust me, it'll be perfect.
“骗子东尼失踪”
不，真糟糕 Ah, now. No, see, yeah, that's bad.
我随手找了一下，偶然发现这个 Did some light reading and found this. Can I have a look?
你可能对这有兴趣 Valentina might be interested. We don't have time.
我们没时间搞这些，我们得进去 We gotta get inside. He's a liar!
他是个骗子 He's nothing but a liar, Val.
这是过去的事 This was in the past.
现在我得带你进去 In the present, I have to get you in there.
过来，相信我 So come here and trust me...
闭嘴! Shut up!
Val! Valentina!
No!
Aarghh! Right.
我原本不想走到这个地步的 I didn't want it to get to this point, mate.
你不能...相信报纸上写的东西 You don't believe what you read in the newspapers.
特别是八卦水果报 Especially The Mirror.
你说的没错，这世界好美 You were right. The world is beautiful.
我一直梦想你是这个样子 I always dreamed you'd be like this. Yeah?
还有 And er...
我不是说过你在这会很快乐吗？ well, didn't I say you'd be happy here?
这是不是很... Isn't it just...
完美？ perfect?
完美 Perfect.
要是我们不用选择就好了 If only we didn't have to make a choice.
不一定非选择不可 There doesn't have to be a choice.
甜心，规则就是规则 Sweetheart, a rule's a rule.
那是我父亲定的规则 Those are my father's rules.
我们是自由的 We're free.
看到没？ See? Oh.
真的？ Really?
真的 Really.
我想你是对的 Well, er... I suppose you are right.
东尼，我们想自由就会自由 Tony, we're free if we want to be.
就让河流去选择吧 Let's just let the river do the choosing.
现在...吻我 Now... kiss me.
小薇，你真是个淘气的女孩 Oh, Val, you're a very naughty girl.
当月亮在你眼中倒映，像个批萨 When the moon hits your eyes Like a big pizza pie
那就是爱 That's amore
当星星让你流口水 When the stars make you drool
就像通心粉里的豆子 Just like pasta fazool
你已恋爱 You're in love
你知道 You know...
我想也许我爱你，东尼 ...I think maybe I love you, Tony.
Val.
我们该常来搭船 We should lie here more often.
结婚 Get married.
生子 Make babies.
也许这是我的选择 Well, maybe this is my, er... choice. What d'you mean?
那是孩子，不是选择 That's a child. It's not a choice.
她需要我们帮忙 She needs our help. Yes.
没关系，过来，我们会帮你 It's OK. It's OK. Come here, we'll help you. Look, don't worry. Don't worry, come here.
No, no, it's OK, we're here to help you.
东尼，帮帮我，她很强壮 Tony, help me. She's strong. No! Come, it's OK. Honestly, no.
No, we're friends. Come here.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
对镜头微笑，小乖 Smile for the cameras, sweetheart. Lovely!
我想这是我的世界 I think this is my world.
自力更生很好，如果做得到的话 Well, sustainability's great. I mean, if you can achieve it.
问题是大部分状况下，这不可能 The problem in most cases is you simply can't get there.
你将慈善事业化 Don't you risk entrenching the need for charity
难道不会违背慈善的本质？ by institutionalising it?
听着，这是个不幸的事实 It's an unfortunate truism that charity,
慈善，跟可怜的小奥佳一样 like poor little Olga here,
一直与我们同在 is always with us, to coin a phrase.
亲爱的，你来了 Ah, there you are, my darling.
各位，她是不是美呆了？ Ladies and gentlemen, isn't she a wonder?
笑灿烂一点、笑灿烂一点 Hello. Big smiles.
你给总裁的讯息是？ What's your message to the President?
我没有预设立场 I wouldn't presume to have one.
在基金会很幸运的是 I think, luckily for the Foundation,
我们能亲眼见到很多真相 we see eye-to-eye on most things.
东尼，我有事... Tony, I had something...
等一下，亲爱的 Oh, one sec, love.
总裁先生， 多谢赏光，幸会 Mr President, thank you for coming. There he is. It's great to see you.
我们是世界的儿童 We are the children of the world
我们因你的罪而受苦 And we have suffered for your sins
不过只要你敞开胸怀 But if you open up your heart
就能开启美丽又崭新的一天 A beautiful new day begins...
各位女士先生 Ladies and gentlemen,
请欢迎总裁 please be upstanding for the President.
这么多受苦受难的儿童 Yes, so many suffering children.
这么多机会可以行善 So much opportunity to do some good, really.
今年是本基金会很重要的一年 It'll be a big year for our Foundation.
总裁已经准备好要介绍我了 President is getting ready to make a speech, introduce me. Yeah. Lovely.
明天再跟你谈，当然 Talk to you tomorrow. Yes, absolutely.
我只有一句话要说 I've only three words to say.
干的好，东尼 Well done, Tony.
孩子们、孩子们 Ah, the children. The children.
这是基金会的重要时刻 This is a vital moment for the future of the Foundation.
全世界的孩子都靠我们了 Children of the world depend on us. Valentina!
薇伦婷 Valentina!
安东？ Anton? Yep.
听我说 Anton? Yes, yes, listen to me right now.
这跟你无关，这都是他 This is nothing to do with you. This is him.
你在哪里？ Where are you?
这是他的幻境 This is his imagination.
快叫警卫 Right, call security now!
在下面，在你手臂下面，对 Down here, under your arm. Yes, yes.
天哪，安东，你在这干嘛？ What... Anton, what are you doing here? Look.
儿童慈善机构的不名誉会长... ''Disgraced Director of children's charity, Suffer The Little Children...''
他说谎，他只是忌妒 He's lying. It's not right, he's jeal...
上周因涉嫌偷取第三世界 ''was arrested last week was arrested last week
儿童的器官卖给有钱的西方人 被警方逮捕 on charges of stealing organs of Third World children and selling them to wealthy Westerners.''
过来，你这个小鬼 Come back. What are you doing?
你在干嘛？那是安东 That's Anton. He's lying.
他说谎，你到底站谁那边？ Stop! Whose side are you on? Whose side are you on?
你背叛了我，对不对？ You, you've betrayed me, haven't you?
历经了这一切，你怎么可以？ After all we've been through.
不准你碰她 Don't you touch her!
我会让他们知道，让全天下知道 I'll show 'em! I'll show them all, Tony. I'll show 'em all. Have had the courage to fight poverty...
他是骗子，是诈欺犯 He's a liar, he's a fraud! Come here, you little bastard!
过来，你这个小混蛋 Do not believe him. I'll kill you.
...passion... and dedication... All right, all right...
Trying to... ...careers and struggles...
Shut up! Trying to ruin my world!
阻止他 Stop him!
天啊 My God. Somebody stop him.
来人阻止他 He's a monster!
阻止他 Stop him!
他是很淘气的小家伙 He was being a very naughty little boy.
Christ. Mr President.
Fuck.
Right.
Stop him!
Get out of me way! Christ.
Er, exit sign?
不 Er, oh, no. No! No!
不 No! I can't. No, no, no... No, not good. Er...
我会咬着你的，东尼 I'm coming after you, Tony! I'm coming after you!
我会咬死你 No, get off me.
Get off of me.
安东、安东，你还好吗？ Anton! Anton! Are you OK? Are you all right? Val! Val, watch out!
Be careful. Are you all right?
Valentina.
Val. Val! Anton.
Anton.
小薇，救我 Val, help me.
抓住我，求求你 Hold on to me. Hold on to me, please.
抓紧! Hold on!
Aaarrghh! Ohh! Ohh!
对不起，我错了 I'm sorry. I was so wrong.
是啊，我知道 Yeah, I know, I know.
不过我爱你 But I love you.
你是谁的手下？ Who are you working for?
这一切不是你一个人搞出来的 You didn't come up with all this by yourself. You bastard! Nah, somebody's got to you.
一定有人请你这么做 Somebody's paid you.
你会说俄文，对吧？ Speak a little Russian, do we?
奇迹之女，你在这里 Valentina! Scrumpy! Huh? Miraculous child, there you are.
老混蛋 You old bastard.
历经了这一切，你怎么可以？ After everything we've been through.
你是这样报答我的？ How could you? Is this how you repay me?
我真不敢相信，经历了一切 I can't believe it. After everything.
这都是你干的，你怎么可以？ And this is all your doing. Yeah, all my doing?
都是我干的？不、不 How could you, Doc? No, no, no, no, no.
不，我是阴倒者 I'm Felicity.
我是说我是引道...引导者，天哪 I-I mean I'm the falicitator - the facilitator dear boy.
我创造机会，你搞砸不能怪我 I create the opportunity. It's not my fault if you're not up to it.
我原谅你 I'll forgive you.
爸 Dad!
醒醒，爸! Wake up. Dad!
Please.
退后，小姐，请退后 Please. Step back, miss. Step back.
Sir? Can?
拜托，小姐 Please, miss. There's n-nothing you can do.
你完全无能为力 ，他已经死了 He's, he's d-d-dead... No!
醉死了 D-D-Dead drunk.
真是的 Bollocks.
我们是不是看过这家伙？ Haven't we seen this guy before?
他们都一个样子 Oh, they all look the same.
烂醉鬼 Aye, bloody drunks.
我恨你! I hate you!
你让我觉得恶心 You make me sick!
这是我的选择？ This is to be my choice?
等等，你完全不需要那样 Hold your horses. There's absolutely no need for that.
那只是闹别扭而已 That's just plain contrariness.
你真认为你该受罚？ Oh, you really think you deserve punishment, don't you?
你完全不懂，你只是个孩子 You have no idea. You're just a kid. Huh!
你都跑哪去了？ Where have you been?
我现在是女人了 ， 自私的贱货 I'm a woman now. Selfish bitch.
只适合 Only fit for...
只适合地狱 Only fit for Hell.
是就好了 If only.
拜托，停，你爸不会原谅我的 God, stop. Your pop'd never forgive me.
那会让我很没面子 That'd be a shame.
我们跳舞吧 Let's dance.
该死 Damn.
我赢了 I've won.
你知道，这... You know it's...
这并不是我想要的 not exactly what I had in mind, you know.
这一切 All this.
我是指，薇伦婷成为第五条魂 I mean, Valentina being the fifth.
我是说，她...应该是奖品 I mean, she's supposed to be the prize,
不是决胜点 not part of the final score.
这似乎并不公平 Just doesn't seem fair.
我希望他们逮到那个混蛋扯烂他 I hope they get that bastard and tear him limb from limb.
可是他们没有 But they won't.
他的运气很好，那家伙 He leads a charmed life, that one. Mm.
我想逮那个烂人好几年了 I've been trying to get that bastard for years.
我以为这次逮定他了 ，可是 I thought I had him this time, but, you know,
总是有些笨蛋会冒出来解救他 some prat always seems to come along and rescue him.
Aargh!
你知道你找到他时 You know those er...
他额头上那些诡异的符号吗？ weird markings that he had on his forehead when you found him?
那些是做什么用的？ What is all that about?
是能保护他还是...到底是什么？ Do they protect him or... What is it?
我从来没仔细研究过黑魔法 I've never been into all black magic stuff.
我就是弄不明白 I just couldn't get the hang of it.
我能给你口香糖吃吗？ Can I offer you a stick of gum or a breath mint?
老天，我真讨厌看到你这样 Oh, Jesus. I hate to see you like this, Parny. I mean...
这样吧 I tell you what.
如果你能帮我搞清楚那些符号 If you can get me the lowdown on all those satanic markings...
更好的是，如果你能帮我 Better, if you can help me wipe that self-righteous little creep
把那张讨人厌的脸给彻底抹掉 off the face of the universe...
我就把薇伦婷还给你 I'll give you Valentina back.
你怎么说？ What do you say?
Oh!
感谢老天! Thank God for that.
什么？ Huh?
Oh...
糟了 ! Huh? Oh, shit.
还给我 Give it to me.
听着，我赶时间 Oh, no. Look, I'm in a bit of a hurry.
大家稍等一下，拜托 Now just give us a second, please, everybody.
这是你的管子，那是我的 Oh! Here's your tube and there's mine.
我的是便宜的假货 Mine's a cheap counterfeit, you know.
它很容易就会碎裂 It breaks so easily.
还有一支 Oh, here's another.
住手 Stop!
你不喜欢？ You're not amused?
你跟魔鬼谈过了 ，对不？ You've been talking to the Devil, haven't you?
他怎么说？不，等等，让我来猜 What did he say? No, wait, let me.
你想办法宰了我 If you manage to kill me,
他就会放了薇伦婷，对吧？ then he'll release Valentina, right?
那全是谎言 It's all lies. He can't release her.
他不能放她， 因为他并不拥有她 He can't release her cos he doesn't have her.
他不拥有她， 因为她是奖品 He doesn't have her because she's the prize.
他还没有集满五条魂 He still doesn't have the five wins.
不过要是你杀了我，他就集满了 But if you kill me, he will, won't he?
到那时，你将永远失去薇伦婷 Then you'll have lost Valentina forever.
选吧 Choose.
这太扯了 This is ridiculous!
选吧 Choose!
好吧 Right.
那支 That one.
你确定你做了正确的选择？ Sure you made the right choice?
听着... Oh, look...
来试看看吧 Let's find out.
Voil.
好了
吐出来，你这个老混蛋 Jesus! Spit it out, you old goat.
拿到了 Gotcha!
感谢各位大驾光临 Thank you all for coming. It's been a splendid success.
一切非常成功圆满 Uh...
Round the neck.
Hey!
有三个基本规则，尼克先生 There are three cardinal rules, Mr Nick.
一，根本没有黑魔法 One; There is no black magic,
只有廉价的把戏，还有... only cheap tricks.
我忘了其它两个 And I forget the others.
我女儿人呢？ Now where's my daughter?
拜托，我怎么会知道？ Oh, for Christ's sakes. How should I know?
你是她父亲，她深爱的父亲 You're her father. You're her loving father.
我是说...她是自由的，不是吗？ I mean, she is free, isn't she? Jesus.
历经了许多年 And the years roll on.
风依然吹拂 Winds still blow.
雪依然飘落 Snows still fall.
火依然燃烧 Fires... still burn.
然而...一切都变了 And yet ... everything has changed.
那就是我的惩罚？ Is that my punishment?
我是否永远找不到她了？ Am I never to find her?
拜托，不要 Please stop.
不要再选择了 ，不要选择 No more choices. No more choices.
你找到她了？ So you found her?
对，我找到她了 Yes. Yes, I found her.
我想 I think...
她也许有个女儿 ...she may have a daughter.
你不打算进去，对吧？ You're not going in there, are you?
你不会想伤害孩子吧？ You wouldn't want to scar a child for life, would you?
看看你 Look at you.
不 No.
伟大的帕纳大师 The Great Doctor Parnassus.
你真是丢脸 You're an utter disgrace.
这需要一点时间 This is gonna take some time.
波希 Oh, Percy.
要是没有你，我要怎么办？ What would I do without you?
找一个侏儒 Get a midget.
让帕纳大师开启您的想像力 Let Doctor Parnassus open your imagination.
来仰望美神 Transcend heights on Beauty's open wing
进入超乎你想像的世界 and be transported to worlds you've never dreamed of.
这个的结局是圆满的好结局吗？ Does it come with a happy ending?
抱歉，这点我们无法保证 Sorry, we can't guarantee that.
女士们 Ladies.
上帝保佑你 God bless you, son.
继续工作! Get back to work.
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